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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star,
and I live with my parents.
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Ow.
This is my dad.
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[upbeat music]
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This is my mom.
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* *
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This is my sister.
She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room.
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And this...
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this is my show.
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* *
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[upbeat music]
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- Candy!
[laughs]
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- Trick or treat.
[laughs]
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- [hisses]
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- Hm.
[laughs]
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- [meows]
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Wait, is that right?
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- I think we're
out of toilet paper!
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- Ooh, I'm the invisible mom.
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Oh, my.
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* *
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Okay, Patrick.
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It's showtime.
Up and at 'em.
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* *
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Oh my Neptune, he's dead.
Dead tired.
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Ah.
[grunts]
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- [sniffs]
- Hm?
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- Mmm, nougat.
Mmm.
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- It's Halloween, Patrick.
You know what that means.
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- Candy!
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[screams]
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* *
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- Huh?
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[together]
Trick or treat.
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- Oh.
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[sobs]
- Don't be sad, big bro.
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We're gonna take our audience
trick-or-treating
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and get tons of candy.
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But first,
you gotta start the show.
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* *
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- Hi, everyone.
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Welcome to
my Halloween Special.
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Ooh.
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- Hey weirdo, lame costume.
It's not scary at all.
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- Oh, no?
Have a healthy Halloween.
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- Broccoli?
[screams]
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- [laughs]
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- The most important thing
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about Halloween
is the candy, of course.
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But how do you get that candy?
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In a costume, duh.
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Seriously,
how did you not know that?
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To make a costume,
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all you need is stuff
from around your house.
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[chainsaw buzzes]
- [laughs]
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This totally beats
my princess pony costume
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from last year.
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- Come here.
- Ooh.
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- [screams]
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[laughter]
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- Huh?
Ugh.
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[growls]
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What is wrong with you?
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- Dry, itchy scalp?
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- What?
Ugh!
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No, can't you two see
that this "Halloween" thing
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is all a ruse?
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- Oh, I like to stop
and smell the ruses.
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- Of course you do.
Last time I buy day-old brains.
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Look, the candy, the costumes,
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the happy children, all lies.
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- Say it isn't so, master.
- I shan't.
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Instead, I'll tell you
about the spine-tingling terror
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that is the real Halloween.
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[both shivering]
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Ooh, Halloween
is a terrible night.
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Disguised villagers
lurk around every corner,
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waiting for their chance
to destroy my work,
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ravage my lab,
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and use my bathroom
without lighting a match.
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- Uh...
- Huh?
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- And they take your candy!
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- No.
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[together]
Not our candy.
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- Yes, now you see.
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If we're going
to survive the night,
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we shouldn't be dulling
our wits with droll drivel.
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We should be sharpening
our senses
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with something scary.
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Prepare yourselves
for horrors more terrible
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than even
your darkest nightmares,
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for Halloween is upon us.
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[laughs]
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- Please, no!
- [shivering]
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[puppies barking softly]
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- Huh?
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Oops, sorry.
Wrong channel.
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[laughs]
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- "Granny Tentacles'
Pantry of Doom."
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[crows cawing]
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- Oh my, what a beautiful view
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if you don't mind
rundown eyesores.
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Oh!
That's it!
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My house is a mess.
I can't live like this anymore.
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Oof.
[grumbles]
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A little hard work
and elbow grease
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will get my home ship shape.
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Now I just gotta find
a sucker to do it for me.
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- [humming melody]
- Huh?
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- * A doo, doo, doo,
rhymes with blue *
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[laughs]
- [laughs]
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Aha.
[laughs]
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[laughs]
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- [growls]
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- [laughs]
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* *
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- Morning, Bunny.
How goes the laundry?
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- Good, I'm just doing
the second coat now.
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- That's great.
Now mow my lawn.
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[eerie music]
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* *
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I hope you do windows.
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- Eeh!
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- [laughs]
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* *
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Eeh, ah, ah, ah!
Uh...
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* *
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- [grunts]
Ooh.
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* *
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- Whoa!
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* *
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[grunts]
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* *
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- Hey.
[grunts]
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[murmuring indistinctly]
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[coughs]
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- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, ah.
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* *
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- [breathing heavily]
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Phew.
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* *
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- Oh, ooh, oh, what?
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* *
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What, oh, how?
Ooh, oh, gee, oh, my.
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* *
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[sighs]
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It's hard work
getting other people
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to do your hard work.
My tentacles are killing me.
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Phew.
Oh, Patrick?
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Would you be a dear
and rub my tootsies?
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Not like you got a choice.
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[laughs]
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* *
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- [growls]
- Huh?
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- [straining]
- [straining]
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[both grunt]
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- My curse has been reversed!
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I guess to control your mind
you need a mind to control.
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* *
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- [growls]
- No!
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Oh, ugh!
[grunting]
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- [growling]
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- Oh!
Whoa!
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Ugh, oh!
[screams]
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* *
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Ooh!
Um...
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- [grunting]
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- [grunting]
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- Oh!
[screams]
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- [screams]
- Oh!
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No, no, please.
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Not that.
Not a--a spoon?
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Well, that's just stupid.
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A banana?
That's even lamer.
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There.
Now that's scary.
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No, not an axe.
Stay away.
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* *
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Huh?
- Ooh, cookie.
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Thanks, Granny Tentacles.
Got anymore?
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Huh?
Ooh.
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- No.
You stay out of my pantry.
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[upbeat music]
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My food-oo dolls!
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- Huh?
Hey.
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- [retches]
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- Huh?
- Hey, hey.
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[group grumbling indistinctly]
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- [chuckles]
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Prune juice anyone?
It's got extra fiber.
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[dramatic music]
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, Granny Tentacles.
[ringing bell]
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Bring me another lemonade,
would you?
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- I'll have another me-cookie.
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- Coming right up...
- Ooh.
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- Along with my lunch.
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[person screams]
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[horse neighs]
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- Howdy, I'm Famous Zed,
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and if you're anything like me,
you are hungry for brains.
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At Famous Zed's,
we've got buckets of brains
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all for you.
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Enjoy brain eating
at your own pace
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with a visit
to our brain buffet.
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- [sneezes]
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[bluegrass music]
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- Or order fresh brains
right to your table.
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- [grunts]
- My brain!
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- So remember, the next time
you've got a hankering
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that only brains can satisfy,
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mosey on down
to Famous Zed's Brain Buffet.
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We'll have you eating brains
faster than you can say--
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all: Brains,
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brains,
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brains.
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- Oh, hey there.
- [laughs]
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- It's time for the best part
of Halloween.
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We're gonna get candy.
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Now follow us
while we lick your feet.
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- Trick or treat.
- Exactly.
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[knocks]
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- Bubble Bass,
there's someone at the door.
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- I'm handling it, mother.
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What do you want?
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[together]
Trick or treat.
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- Ooh, I choose treat.
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[chainsaw buzzing]
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- Remove that hand
if you want to keep it, Buster.
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Now give us
some Halloween candy.
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- The only holiday I celebrate
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is the Shell City
Comic Convention.
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There's no candy for you here.
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- Sure there is.
[eating loudly]
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It's kind of stale though.
- [screams]
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My vintage Mermaid Man &
Barnacle Boy collector's candy!
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[sobbing
and muttering indistinctly]
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Thousands of dollars
of corn syrup
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down the drain!
[sobs]
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- Oh, sorry.
I'll give it back.
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Here.
- [sobbing]
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- So close to candy
I could almost taste it
243
00:11:19,906 --> 00:11:21,741
- [sobbing]
244
00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:24,010
[laughter]
245
00:11:24,077 --> 00:11:25,444
- Ugh.
246
00:11:25,511 --> 00:11:27,681
[loud knocking]
247
00:11:27,681 --> 00:11:30,684
- The villagers, master.
They've found us.
248
00:11:30,717 --> 00:11:33,319
- Alright, SpongeMonster.
Go scare 'em off.
249
00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:34,788
- But why me?
250
00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:38,191
- Because you're the biggest,
and you're a monster.
251
00:11:38,257 --> 00:11:39,859
What, do I have to
paint you a picture?
252
00:11:39,926 --> 00:11:41,594
- Oh, yes,
that would be helpful.
253
00:11:41,695 --> 00:11:44,130
- Fine.
Patgor.
254
00:11:44,197 --> 00:11:49,235
- Oh, just finishing, master.
[laughs]
255
00:11:49,302 --> 00:11:50,970
- There, that's you,
256
00:11:51,037 --> 00:11:53,606
that's them,
and this us is cheering you on.
257
00:11:53,707 --> 00:11:57,576
Now make with the scaring.
Hi-yah!
258
00:11:57,711 --> 00:12:00,847
- [growling]
259
00:12:01,815 --> 00:12:03,917
[together]
Huh?
260
00:12:03,983 --> 00:12:06,920
- [gasps]
Oh!
261
00:12:06,986 --> 00:12:08,521
Whoa!
- Huh?
262
00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:10,089
- I couldn't do it.
263
00:12:10,156 --> 00:12:13,226
The villagers are too scary.
And they had a monster too.
264
00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:17,964
- Sweet Neptune,
the ritualistic toilet papering
265
00:12:18,031 --> 00:12:21,634
has already begun.
- What do we do, master?
266
00:12:21,735 --> 00:12:23,837
- The only thing we can do.
267
00:12:23,903 --> 00:12:26,773
Watch more TV
and hope they go away.
268
00:12:28,174 --> 00:12:31,444
- "Quasar The Movie:
Dark Side of the Spoon."
269
00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:33,847
- Breakfast, breakfast.
270
00:12:35,749 --> 00:12:38,217
- Oh, boy.
Breakfast time.
271
00:12:38,284 --> 00:12:42,756
Wake up, Captain Quasar.
It's time for breakfast.
272
00:12:42,789 --> 00:12:44,290
- Stop!
273
00:12:44,357 --> 00:12:47,994
One of these days, Pat-Tron,
I'm gonna sell you for scrap.
274
00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:50,964
- Not until
after breakfast!
275
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:53,767
[grunts]
- Ooh.
276
00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:56,635
- [beeps]
Toast.
277
00:12:56,770 --> 00:12:58,337
- Ooh.
Huh?
278
00:12:58,404 --> 00:12:59,372
- [beeps]
279
00:12:59,438 --> 00:13:02,441
[liquid trickling]
280
00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:07,580
Coffee, eggs and toast.
Just the way you like it.
281
00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:10,583
[upbeat music]
282
00:13:10,649 --> 00:13:11,885
* *
283
00:13:11,951 --> 00:13:14,453
And a bowl
of Logic Loops for me.
284
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:19,893
* *
285
00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:23,196
[screaming and grunting]
286
00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:25,198
- Egad, Pat-Tron.
What's the matter?
287
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:28,067
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh.
288
00:13:28,134 --> 00:13:32,906
Ow, my robo tum-tum.
- What is in this garbage?
289
00:13:32,972 --> 00:13:37,610
Let's see, "Logic Loops.
Free prize inside."
290
00:13:37,676 --> 00:13:40,579
- Oh, what does this crank do?
291
00:13:40,646 --> 00:13:42,215
["Pop Goes the Weasel"
plays softly"]
292
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:44,483
- Robo alien invader?
293
00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:48,822
"Warning: do not eat.
May kill entire crew!"
294
00:13:48,822 --> 00:13:51,024
Pat-Tron, wait.
Don't turn that--
295
00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:52,591
- [screeches]
- Ow.
296
00:13:52,658 --> 00:13:54,828
- [grunts]
Oh!
297
00:13:54,861 --> 00:13:56,162
- [snarling]
298
00:13:56,229 --> 00:14:01,000
- I'm a mommy!
[laughs]
299
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,636
- That's not your baby,
Pat-Tron.
300
00:14:03,702 --> 00:14:05,304
That's a murder machine!
301
00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:08,274
- Don't be silly.
He's just a little hungry.
302
00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:11,911
Oh, I'll make him a bottle.
Here.
303
00:14:11,978 --> 00:14:15,248
- Um, coochie coo?
304
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:18,985
- [chomps loudly]
[roars]
305
00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:21,387
- [screaming]
306
00:14:21,454 --> 00:14:25,424
- [growls]
- [screams]
307
00:14:25,491 --> 00:14:29,595
- Now, now, baby.
No biting the captain.
308
00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:32,098
Here's baby's baba.
309
00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:38,037
Time for burpies.
310
00:14:38,104 --> 00:14:39,705
- [burps]
- Ah!
311
00:14:39,772 --> 00:14:42,041
Is that acid?
[screams]
312
00:14:42,108 --> 00:14:44,377
- Oh, dear.
I'll get a towel.
313
00:14:44,443 --> 00:14:46,112
- [roars]
- [screaming]
314
00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:49,082
[dramatic music]
315
00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:50,483
* *
316
00:14:50,549 --> 00:14:55,554
- Baby's first steps.
Oh, look at him go.
317
00:14:55,621 --> 00:14:58,224
- [screaming]
318
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,627
That's it!
I'm done with your nonsense!
319
00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:03,529
Open the airlock!
320
00:15:03,596 --> 00:15:07,600
We're flushing that monster
out into space!
321
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:11,370
- My baby's not a monster!
He's a growing boy!
322
00:15:11,437 --> 00:15:14,607
Look how big he's getting.
- Oh.
323
00:15:14,673 --> 00:15:17,576
- [growling]
324
00:15:17,643 --> 00:15:18,577
* *
325
00:15:18,644 --> 00:15:19,578
[alarm blares]
326
00:15:19,645 --> 00:15:20,914
- [screams]
327
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,681
* *
328
00:15:22,748 --> 00:15:26,185
- Oh!
My baby, you're safe.
329
00:15:26,252 --> 00:15:30,223
Now I can shower you
with a mother's love.
330
00:15:30,289 --> 00:15:32,926
Ow, ow, stop!
331
00:15:32,992 --> 00:15:37,563
I can't shower you if--ow!
Why won't you let me love you?
332
00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:40,499
- I got to get a new robot.
333
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,036
[wolf howls]
334
00:15:43,102 --> 00:15:47,040
- When the full moon rises
and the kelp-bane blooms,
335
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,642
werewolves rule the night,
336
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:53,579
but though fur appears
and comes out their ears,
337
00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:56,215
they never
should look a fright.
338
00:15:56,282 --> 00:15:58,217
- Huh.
339
00:15:58,284 --> 00:16:01,420
- How many times
has this happened to you?
340
00:16:01,487 --> 00:16:04,657
You turn into a seawolf,
only to realize
341
00:16:04,723 --> 00:16:08,061
you haven't had a trim
since the last full moon.
342
00:16:08,127 --> 00:16:09,662
- Only every month,
343
00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:11,965
but what am I
supposed to do about it?
344
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,599
- I'll tell you, friend.
345
00:16:13,666 --> 00:16:16,035
You head straight
to Madame Hagfish's
346
00:16:16,102 --> 00:16:18,004
Were-Hair Boutique.
347
00:16:18,071 --> 00:16:21,640
We'll give you a wash.
We'll give you a trim.
348
00:16:21,707 --> 00:16:25,378
We'll paint your nails
and perfume your tails.
349
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,813
We have
the latest flea shampoos,
350
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:31,450
and we never use scissors
made from silver.
351
00:16:31,517 --> 00:16:34,020
So come on down
to Madame Hagfish's
352
00:16:34,087 --> 00:16:38,091
Were-Hair Boutique,
and let us transform you.
353
00:16:38,157 --> 00:16:39,758
- [howls]
- [laughs]
354
00:16:39,825 --> 00:16:41,227
Whoo-hoo!
355
00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:44,197
[werewolves howling]
356
00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:45,999
- Behold, master.
357
00:16:46,032 --> 00:16:49,768
Your new look.
You're so tall now.
358
00:16:49,835 --> 00:16:51,770
- You fool!
359
00:16:51,837 --> 00:16:54,840
You've given me
the same haircut as my ex-wife!
360
00:16:54,907 --> 00:16:56,842
[ghostly wail]
361
00:16:56,909 --> 00:17:00,213
- Sorry, master!
- Why I ought to--
362
00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:02,015
[loud knocking]
363
00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:04,750
- The villagers, they're back.
We're doomed.
364
00:17:04,817 --> 00:17:08,087
- Quickly, Patgor.
Battle stations.
365
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:10,156
- Yes, master.
366
00:17:11,624 --> 00:17:14,093
- Boil up
a cauldron of oatmeal.
367
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,095
- Yes, master.
368
00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:23,102
* *
369
00:17:28,374 --> 00:17:29,808
- Huh?
370
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,478
Those are some weird disguises
for feudal villagers.
371
00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:34,380
- [laughs]
- Uh.
372
00:17:34,447 --> 00:17:37,383
[upbeat music]
373
00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:39,252
* *
374
00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:42,488
- Okay, this is the last house
in the neighborhood,
375
00:17:42,555 --> 00:17:44,390
and our last chance
to get candy,
376
00:17:44,457 --> 00:17:46,625
so let's get it right.
- Right.
377
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:48,194
[both inhale deeply]
378
00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:50,263
[together]
Trick or treat!
379
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:52,231
- Trick?
Treat?
380
00:17:52,298 --> 00:17:55,201
Threaten me
and demand a bribe, will you?
381
00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:58,137
Patgor, let 'er rip.
[grunts]
382
00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,206
- Yes, master.
383
00:18:00,273 --> 00:18:03,209
[dramatic music]
384
00:18:03,276 --> 00:18:04,777
* *
385
00:18:04,843 --> 00:18:07,846
- Me flavored oatmeal.
386
00:18:07,913 --> 00:18:09,748
- Pull yourself together.
387
00:18:09,815 --> 00:18:11,617
We didn't come here
for oatmeal.
388
00:18:11,684 --> 00:18:14,087
That candy will be ours.
389
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,221
[together]
* We did it *
390
00:18:15,288 --> 00:18:17,090
* We did it, we did it *
391
00:18:17,123 --> 00:18:18,324
[loud knocking]
392
00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:20,326
[both shivering]
393
00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:21,760
- Hello?
394
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:24,830
- Hello, I'm the gas guy.
395
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:29,535
I'm here to check your meter.
Whoa!
396
00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:31,637
Ah.
397
00:18:31,704 --> 00:18:34,540
- Phew.
Well, it's about time.
398
00:18:34,607 --> 00:18:36,742
The monster's been
extra gassy this week.
399
00:18:36,809 --> 00:18:39,145
- Whoa, no, no!
400
00:18:39,212 --> 00:18:41,847
- Here's his meter.
401
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,749
I don't know.
See what you can do with it.
402
00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:47,186
- Pfft, I think know
how to do my job.
403
00:18:49,122 --> 00:18:50,389
- Ow, oh, oh.
404
00:18:50,456 --> 00:18:53,459
[wrench clanking]
405
00:18:53,526 --> 00:18:56,329
- Come on.
Where's that candy?
406
00:18:56,395 --> 00:18:58,831
- Huh?
Ow!
407
00:18:58,897 --> 00:19:01,800
- Ooh, score.
A jelly bean.
408
00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:03,569
- Candy?
Gimme!
409
00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:07,206
- Ow!
[screaming]
410
00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:10,343
- [screaming]
- [screaming]
411
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:15,148
[all screaming]
412
00:19:19,152 --> 00:19:20,853
- Good work, SpongeMonster.
413
00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:24,890
Now give those interlopers
the ol' heave-ho.
414
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,960
- Roar!
- Hi, I'm Patrick.
415
00:19:30,763 --> 00:19:31,930
- Oh.
416
00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:35,768
- You can't keep me
out of your house!
417
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:37,936
I'm on basic cable.
418
00:19:38,003 --> 00:19:40,239
- Isn't there
something else on?
419
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,610
- Candy!
420
00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:47,180
- [screams]
Do something, master!
421
00:19:49,282 --> 00:19:51,049
- Oh!
422
00:19:51,184 --> 00:19:53,018
[screams]
423
00:19:53,085 --> 00:19:56,189
[easy listening music]
424
00:19:56,255 --> 00:19:57,856
* *
425
00:19:57,923 --> 00:20:01,494
- Hmm.
Candy?
426
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,862
And right here just for us,
427
00:20:03,929 --> 00:20:06,632
we're gonna paint
a little candy.
428
00:20:06,699 --> 00:20:09,602
[dramatic music]
429
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,704
* *
430
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:15,541
Oh, candy!
431
00:20:15,608 --> 00:20:16,842
- Well, Patrick.
What'll it be?
432
00:20:16,909 --> 00:20:18,211
Will you take
this jar of candy,
433
00:20:18,277 --> 00:20:22,948
or will you take
the mystery prize?
434
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:27,052
It's time to negotiate.
435
00:20:28,321 --> 00:20:31,757
- Nah, that's okay.
All I want is the candy.
436
00:20:31,824 --> 00:20:32,791
See you later!
437
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:36,362
[easy listening music]
438
00:20:36,429 --> 00:20:38,464
[screams]
439
00:20:42,335 --> 00:20:43,836
- [screams]
440
00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:46,739
- Whoa, how'd we get home?
441
00:20:46,805 --> 00:20:49,908
- I don't know,
but I got us candy.
442
00:20:49,975 --> 00:20:51,477
- Ooh, oh, boy!
443
00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:53,712
I'm gonna eat
all the Nut Cracklers first.
444
00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:55,248
Ooh,
or the Tropical Fruit Fuzzies.
445
00:20:55,314 --> 00:20:58,284
No wait.
The Cocoa Chunkers.
446
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,456
[together]
Trick or treat.
447
00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:06,392
[both scream]
448
00:21:06,459 --> 00:21:09,528
- Gosh, do you think
we're doing this right?
449
00:21:09,595 --> 00:21:10,829
- We must be.
450
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,332
We've gotten candy
from every kid tonight.
451
00:21:13,399 --> 00:21:16,902
- Maybe we should save some
for Patrick and Squidina?
452
00:21:18,271 --> 00:21:19,672
[together]
Nah!
453
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:20,906
[laughter]
454
00:21:20,973 --> 00:21:23,041
- Whoo!
- Oh, dear!
455
00:21:23,108 --> 00:21:25,944
Whee!
- Yeah, hey!
456
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,382
[bell chimes]
457
00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:32,885
- Midnight.
We survived Halloween.
458
00:21:32,951 --> 00:21:36,088
We're safe,
at least until...
459
00:21:36,154 --> 00:21:37,456
[jingle bells chiming]
460
00:21:37,523 --> 00:21:41,294
Oh, no, it couldn't be.
It's too soon.
461
00:21:41,327 --> 00:21:43,829
- There's only
54 shopping days left.
462
00:21:43,896 --> 00:21:45,564
Get your tree now.
463
00:21:45,631 --> 00:21:46,865
[loud knocking]
464
00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:47,966
[together]
* We wish you *
465
00:21:48,033 --> 00:21:49,201
* A merry Christmas *
466
00:21:49,302 --> 00:21:51,036
* we wish you
a merry Christmas *
467
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,938
* We wish you
a merry Christmas *
468
00:21:53,005 --> 00:21:57,042
- Patgor, battle stations!
Boil up a cauldron of eggnog.
469
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:59,412
- Yes, master.
470
00:21:59,478 --> 00:22:03,582
- Merry Christmas.
[laughs]
471
00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:08,182
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