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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star,
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and I live with my parents.
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Oh!
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This is my dad.
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This is my mom.
Ooh-hoo!
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[laughs]
This is my sister.
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She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room.
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And this...
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this is my show.
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* *
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[light music]
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* *
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- [grumbling]
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[doorbell rings]
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- Hello, friendly
neighborhood paper boy.
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What can I do for you today?
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- I'm here about the money,
Mr. Star.
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- Money?
[chuckles]
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Oh, I don't need any money,
but thanks for asking.
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- Wait, no.
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[groans]
No, you big pinhead.
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You owe me newspaper money.
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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- [humming]
* Shower *
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[door opens]
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[singing loudly]
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- Fork over three bucks!
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- Aah!
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- [shouts, grunting]
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I'll be back, you deadbeat!
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- Bunny, there's a prowler
on the loose!
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[shouts, grunting]
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[groaning]
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- Mom, have you seen
my ski poles?
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[grunts]
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Never mind.
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- [moaning eerily]
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- It's a g-g-g-ghost!
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[whispering indistinctly]
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You're right.
This would be great on my show!
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[laughing]
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Look, Squidina,
a real live ghost.
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- [moans]
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- Oh, perfect.
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Let's do
a Ghost Peeker segment.
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And action.
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- Welcome to "Peek-A-Boo"!
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I've just seen a ghost.
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Look how big my pupils are.
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- [screaming]
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- Now it's your turn.
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- [moans]
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- Peek-a-boo.
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- [moaning eerily]
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Peek-a-boo.
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- Daddy?
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- Peek-a-boo.
- Peek-a-boo.
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- Peek-a-boo.
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- Peek-a-boo.
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- Peek-a-boo.
- Peek-a-boo.
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- Oh, Dad, you're no ghost.
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Why can't we have real ghosts
in the house?
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Peek-a-boo.
- [laughs]
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Sorry, son,
but we can't afford ghosts.
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Haunted houses are
for the rich.
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Peek-a-boo!
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- Gosh darn it.
I want to peek at ghosts.
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- Aw.
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- [sobbing]
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- Oh, cheer up, bro.
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I know where to find ghosts
for cheap.
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- [speaking gibberish,
laughs]
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- [sighs exasperatedly]
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- Do you have a boring
houseguest who won't leave?
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- Huh?
Uh-huh.
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- Boo!
- Aah!
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[grunting goofily]
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- Get a ghost.
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- Hmm.
[chuckles]
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- Are you tired
of sleeping late?
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[alarm ringing]
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- [shouts]
- Aah!
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- Get a ghost!
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Tired of meatheads laughing
at your scrawny body?
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- [grunts]
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[laughing]
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- Get a ghost!
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We've got affordable spooks,
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certified
to haunt your house today.
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Just strangle your phone
and give us a call
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at Get a Ghost Incorporated!
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First haunt is always free.
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- Free?
You don't have to twist my nub!
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- If you'd like
to make a call, please--
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[choking]
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[eerily]
Ooh...
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- Hello?
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Send free ghosts
to this address, please.
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Thank you!
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[doorbell rings]
[gasps]
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Oh, boy, they're here!
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- [laughs wickedly]
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- G-g-g-ghost delivery!
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These two degenerate souls
are guaranteed
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to haunt your socks off!
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- Not my socks.
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- Yeah,
only if we feel likes it.
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[laughter]
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- Uh, they're just kidding.
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Come on, guys,
you're embarrassing me now.
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- Aw, you dropped
your hat, Dutchy.
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Here, let me get that for you.
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- Aah!
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- Welcome to Star House,
gentlemen.
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Are you ready
to do some haunting?
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- Yeah, whatevs.
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Where do want us to start?
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- Mom's upstairs,
and Dad's in the kitchen.
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- One side, please.
Time to go to work.
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[chuckles]
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- One scare, coming up.
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[grunts]
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both:
Our house is haunted!
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- [singing loudly]
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- [chuckles]
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[grunts]
Mmm...
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- [chuckles]
- Huh?
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- [chuckles]
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- My sandwich!
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Come back here.
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- Huh?
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- Whoa!
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Hey!
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- And now for the hot stuff.
[chuckles]
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Dinner is served!
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- * That's the best sandwich
I ever ate *
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[belches]
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- Hmm, this gone stale?
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[screaming]
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- I hope the other ghost
is scarier than you are.
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- [humming]
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- [chuckles]
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- [continues humming]
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- [whimpering]
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[screams]
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- Ah, these ghosts are lame.
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How are we supposed to do
a scary show with no scares?
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[grunts angrily]
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- That cheapskate is gonna
give me what he owes me...
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whether he knows it or not!
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- Sorry, kid.
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We tried, but your family's
just too dumb to scare.
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- Said the worst ghosts
I've ever seen.
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I could scare people
better than you.
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Huh.
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- Oh, yeah?
all: Huh?
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- I bet you couldn't even scare
that guy.
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- Oh, I couldn't, huh?
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Watch and learn.
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- There's probably loose change
in the couch.
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Aha! I think I found
a bag of money.
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What the heck?
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- That's not yours.
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- [screaming]
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- Hey, I need that!
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- What?
We can't compete with that.
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That spooky kid is a ringer.
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- Mm.
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Okay, the haunted-house-show
idea is dead.
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We need
another show idea, quick.
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Hmm.
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You two are gruesome
and repulsive.
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So...
we can do a makeover show!
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We're taking two uglies
and turning them into beauties.
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And voil�.
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You're to die for.
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- What the--
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- Huh? Oh.
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both: Look at you!
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[laughing]
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- Huh?
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I wasn't trying to kill them.
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But it makes great television.
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- Huh?
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Wow. We're alive again.
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We must've double-died.
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- Hey, they sure buried us
in some nice duds.
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both: You sweet kid.
You scared us back to life.
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- Aw.
- Come here, you.
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- You're welcome.
You're hurting me.
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both: The Flim-Flam Brothers
are back in business.
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Ahh.
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- And I think we're gonna like
our new home.
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[both laugh]
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- Hey, nerdy kid,
get me a glass of water.
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- Being haunted by ghosts
is one thing,
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but now they're just
a couple of freeloaders.
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- [humming]
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- Huh?
The Flim-Flam Brothers?
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You borrowed ten bucks from me
in 1926 and skipped town.
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With interest
and adjusted for inflation,
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I'd say that brings
it up to...
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$462,000!
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- And nine cents.
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- Sorry, we've been dead--
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dead broke!
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[rimshot]
both: [laughing] Huh?
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- You owe me restitution!
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Restitution!
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Restitution!
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- * Hey, kiddo,
what's going on? *
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- Huh?
- [grunting]
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- Aha!
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You owe me restitution, too!
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- Aah!
- Come back here!
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- A clam flew away
with my skin.
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- I wouldn't be a good producer
if I didn't carry a spare.
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[giggles]
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- Thanks, sis!
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[grunting]
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Well, kids, today we learned
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that ghosts
aren't scary at all.
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They're just...
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Silly.
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- [laughs wickedly]
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Boo!
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- Aah!
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- Aah!
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- And just like that,
those pesky kids
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were scared away,
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thanks to
Get a Ghost Incorporated!
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Aah!
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And tell them
The Dutchman sent you.
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Ow.
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[jaunty music]
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- I'm ready!
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I'm ready, I'm ready!
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Ready to work
at the Krusty Krab!
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But first...
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Sponge smash!
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[grunts]
245
00:11:36,722 --> 00:11:37,956
[imitating Spongebob's laugh]
246
00:11:38,023 --> 00:11:40,792
* I live in a papaya
under the sea *
247
00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:42,794
Sponge smash!
[grunting]
248
00:11:42,861 --> 00:11:44,229
* Or a coconut *
249
00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:45,831
Sponge smash!
250
00:11:45,897 --> 00:11:48,066
Or a skunk fruit!
251
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:49,601
Sponge smash!
252
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,939
Stinky! Ew!
253
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,375
- More fruit, Patrick,
more fruit.
254
00:11:56,442 --> 00:11:57,976
Sponge smash!
255
00:11:58,043 --> 00:11:59,177
[laughs goofily]
256
00:11:59,244 --> 00:12:02,448
[grunting]
257
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,016
More fruit, more fruit!
258
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,452
[laughing weakly]
259
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:11,056
- I smashed all of it.
[grunts, laughs]
260
00:12:11,122 --> 00:12:12,724
- Aw, barnacles!
261
00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:15,961
I got fruit on my lens,
and I missed most of that.
262
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:19,665
- Oh, no!
We're fresh out of fresh fruit.
263
00:12:19,731 --> 00:12:22,368
Back to the supermarket.
264
00:12:22,434 --> 00:12:24,603
- Aw, man.
- Hyuh?
265
00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,438
Hyuh! Supermarket?
266
00:12:26,505 --> 00:12:31,142
Why, back in the 1940s, you
didn't have to pay for fruit,
267
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:35,381
Fruit was free, and it picked
itself off the trees,
268
00:12:35,414 --> 00:12:37,383
and fell into your mouth.
269
00:12:37,449 --> 00:12:39,851
- 1940s, got it.
270
00:12:39,918 --> 00:12:42,788
I'll be right back
with more fruit.
271
00:12:42,854 --> 00:12:43,922
[humming]
272
00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:45,457
1940s.
273
00:12:45,524 --> 00:12:48,026
Boop boop, beep boop bop boop.
274
00:12:48,093 --> 00:12:51,463
- Oh, and I used to squeeze
the fruit juice
275
00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:52,864
all over my face
276
00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:55,701
and rub my butt
in the fruit meat!
277
00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:59,237
- Ew, butt fruit! Yuck.
278
00:12:59,304 --> 00:13:02,273
- And away we go!
279
00:13:07,713 --> 00:13:09,881
Free fruit, here I come.
280
00:13:12,217 --> 00:13:13,318
Ah, oh?
281
00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:15,120
Hello!
282
00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:16,622
- Warning, warning!
283
00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:19,190
If you have entered
the knuclear testing area,
284
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,859
you are a knucklehead.
285
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:24,963
- Hi. Sorry to intrude,
but can you tell me
286
00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:28,166
where they keep
the free fruit around here?
287
00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:30,702
Huh?
288
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:34,673
Oh, I get it, keeping
it all for yourself, huh?
289
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:37,743
I understand.
290
00:13:37,809 --> 00:13:40,045
I wouldn't tell anyone either.
291
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,648
No hard feelings,
I'll let myself out.
292
00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:48,186
I said, "No hard feelings!"
293
00:13:48,253 --> 00:13:50,556
Huh?
294
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,891
I guess you're
the head of the house now.
295
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:53,925
Bye.
296
00:13:55,694 --> 00:13:57,463
- Three...
297
00:13:57,463 --> 00:13:59,465
Two...
298
00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:01,332
One...
299
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:02,834
One and a half...
300
00:14:02,901 --> 00:14:04,870
One and a quarter...
301
00:14:04,936 --> 00:14:07,272
Now, now, now.
302
00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:13,044
[banging on door]
303
00:14:13,111 --> 00:14:14,546
Uh?
304
00:14:14,613 --> 00:14:16,948
[grunts]
305
00:14:17,015 --> 00:14:19,250
The 1940s were boring.
306
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,619
- Did you get the fruit?
307
00:14:20,686 --> 00:14:23,154
- No, but I got something
even better.
308
00:14:23,221 --> 00:14:25,123
[laughs]
- Aah!
309
00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:26,858
- * Who lives in this
severed head under the sea? *
310
00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:28,059
[knocking on door]
311
00:14:28,126 --> 00:14:31,997
- All right, you two,
time for bed.
312
00:14:32,063 --> 00:14:33,031
both: Aw!
313
00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:35,567
audience: Aw!
- Aw, man!
314
00:14:35,634 --> 00:14:37,068
- Come on, son.
315
00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:39,538
The decapitated head'll
still be here in the morning.
316
00:14:39,605 --> 00:14:41,573
[chuckles]
Come on, little girl.
317
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,708
- [sighs]
318
00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:44,175
- Bedtime!
319
00:14:45,777 --> 00:14:46,812
Night.
320
00:14:46,878 --> 00:14:49,347
- Wish upon a star!
321
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,384
- [snoring]
322
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:56,522
- [growling]
323
00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:58,924
- Night light?
Oh, sorry.
324
00:15:01,059 --> 00:15:02,828
- [sighs, snoring]
325
00:15:03,729 --> 00:15:04,863
- [snoring]
326
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,065
- Breakfast!
- [gasps]
327
00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:09,801
[grunts]
I'm coming, breakfast!
328
00:15:11,603 --> 00:15:13,238
[panting]
all: Ah!
329
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:17,208
- I've got some serious
hungries in my tum-gries!
330
00:15:17,943 --> 00:15:20,378
[gobbling]
all: [angry muttering]
331
00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:25,150
- Aren't you guys eating?
all: [angry muttering]
332
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,652
- Sorry?
333
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,922
- Don't be sorry, sweetie.
You need food to grow.
334
00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:33,024
Who's a big boy?
335
00:15:33,091 --> 00:15:36,962
- I'm a big boy!
[laughs]
336
00:15:37,028 --> 00:15:39,865
And I'm still hungry.
337
00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:43,068
[chomping]
338
00:15:47,438 --> 00:15:49,374
[chomping]
339
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,444
- Pipe wrench.
- [burps]
340
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:54,880
- Thanks.
341
00:15:54,946 --> 00:15:57,716
- Mm, mm--gah!
342
00:15:57,783 --> 00:15:59,585
Uh, Patrick?
343
00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:02,854
Do you feel any bigger today?
344
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,090
- No, thanks, I just ate.
345
00:16:05,156 --> 00:16:06,224
[watch beeps]
- [gasps]
346
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:08,026
Gotta get you camera ready.
347
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:11,396
You're on in five.
[grunting]
348
00:16:11,462 --> 00:16:14,232
Yep, okay.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
349
00:16:14,299 --> 00:16:17,402
[old-timey movie music]
350
00:16:17,468 --> 00:16:19,470
* *
351
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,440
Smile, Patrick.
audience: Yay!
352
00:16:22,507 --> 00:16:23,609
- You're on.
353
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,612
- Ee!
354
00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:30,448
Hello, everybody, and welcome
to the "Patrick Show!"
355
00:16:30,515 --> 00:16:31,650
[burps]
356
00:16:31,717 --> 00:16:32,851
- Hyuh!
357
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,319
I don't know
what's going on here,
358
00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:37,623
but bigger Patrick,
bigger laughs.
359
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:38,690
Ah!
360
00:16:38,757 --> 00:16:41,092
- [grunting]
audience: [cheering]
361
00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:43,094
- Ooh!
[muffled exclamations]
362
00:16:43,161 --> 00:16:45,230
- And I'm your host, Patrick.
363
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,199
Uh, what?
Whoopsie-gravy.
364
00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:50,268
- Needle-nose pliers.
365
00:16:50,335 --> 00:16:52,437
- [belches]
- Thanks.
366
00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:56,007
- Whew, I'm thirsty.
Let's take a coffee break.
367
00:16:56,074 --> 00:16:57,643
[pleasant music]
368
00:16:57,709 --> 00:17:02,213
- Oh, what a wonderful hot tub,
GrandPat.
369
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,083
If it was actually hot.
370
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,518
- [chugging]
both: Whoa!
371
00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:11,256
- It's hot enough,
but now it's too humid!
372
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:14,359
- Ew, tastes like mothballs.
373
00:17:14,425 --> 00:17:15,426
[burps]
374
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,998
- Patrick,
you really are growing up!
375
00:17:20,065 --> 00:17:23,669
- Who's a big boy?
- I'm a big boy!
376
00:17:23,702 --> 00:17:25,136
[laughs]
377
00:17:25,203 --> 00:17:29,240
That disgusting coffee makes me
feel 10,000 feet tall!
378
00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:30,676
- [grunting, giggling]
379
00:17:30,742 --> 00:17:35,113
No butts about it, you're
watching the "Patrick Show."
380
00:17:35,981 --> 00:17:40,218
- When we last left the Sponge
Action Man, he was--
381
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:43,054
Wait,
where's my Sponge Action Man?
382
00:17:43,121 --> 00:17:46,057
There you are.
- Huh? Whoa!
383
00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:49,527
[gasps] Patrick,
you're freakishly huge!
384
00:17:49,594 --> 00:17:51,096
Cool!
385
00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:52,363
- Wow!
386
00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:56,034
It's the new talking
Sponge Action Man!
387
00:17:56,101 --> 00:17:58,837
Who smiled warmly and said...
388
00:17:58,904 --> 00:18:01,239
"Sponge smash!"
- Wee! Ow!
389
00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:05,343
Arrg! I'm fruit beard!
[laughs]
390
00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:07,746
- Sponge smash!
- Wee!
391
00:18:07,813 --> 00:18:09,014
Ow!
392
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,283
Orange you glad to see me?
[laughs]
393
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:13,551
- Sponge smash!
- Wee!
394
00:18:13,618 --> 00:18:14,452
Ow!
395
00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:16,321
An apple a day keeps the--
396
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,623
Oh, you know, I think
I'm sensing a pattern here.
397
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:22,894
- Oh? That banana's huge.
- Sponge smash!
398
00:18:22,961 --> 00:18:24,329
both: [laughing]
399
00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:28,767
- [laughs]
400
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:32,137
- Oh, what a beautiful day
for a beautiful parade,
401
00:18:32,203 --> 00:18:33,772
huh, Midge? [chuckles]
402
00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:37,342
- Then Sponge Action Man
smashed the banana
403
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,144
with his teeth!
404
00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:42,213
- Sponge bite!
[chomps]
405
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,182
- Ooh, that's looks good.
406
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,117
Patrick bite!
[chomps]
407
00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:49,320
- [laughs]
408
00:18:50,889 --> 00:18:52,090
[laughs]
409
00:18:52,157 --> 00:18:54,592
Hey, this is
a nice fixer-upper!
410
00:18:54,659 --> 00:18:57,495
- You know, Clint,
we have been hosting
411
00:18:57,562 --> 00:19:01,867
this parade for 12 years,
and I have seen
412
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:06,337
a parade balloon eating
another parade balloon!
413
00:19:06,404 --> 00:19:07,939
both: Oh!
414
00:19:08,006 --> 00:19:09,140
crowd: [screams]
415
00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:12,010
- That's no balloon,
it's a big boy!
416
00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:14,612
- Ah!
417
00:19:14,679 --> 00:19:17,382
[panicked muttering]
crowd: [screaming]
418
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,950
- Loud noises!
419
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:21,286
- Oh, ho, ho, yes!
420
00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:24,155
This is mindless
entertainment gold!
421
00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:26,792
- Extra! Read all about it!
422
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:30,028
Military called in
to combat pink monster!
423
00:19:30,095 --> 00:19:31,596
- They were?
424
00:19:33,598 --> 00:19:37,068
- Extra, extra!
We're okay!
425
00:19:38,603 --> 00:19:40,371
- [frustrated grunting]
426
00:19:40,438 --> 00:19:43,674
Why won't you toys stay
where I put you?
427
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,143
- Fire!
428
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:47,012
crowd: [screaming]
429
00:19:47,078 --> 00:19:50,181
- Cool!
Roller skates!
430
00:19:50,248 --> 00:19:54,319
[grunts, laughing]
Whoa!
431
00:19:54,385 --> 00:19:56,121
- Oh, those were
our best tanks.
432
00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:58,857
We'll have to resort
to knuclear missiles.
433
00:19:58,924 --> 00:20:02,727
- Don't you dare hurt
my big brother!
434
00:20:02,794 --> 00:20:06,164
He's not a monster,
he's just big-boned.
435
00:20:06,231 --> 00:20:07,833
- Bombs away!
436
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,302
- Ow.
Ow!
437
00:20:11,369 --> 00:20:13,104
Stupid mosquitoes.
438
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,739
Make-up!
439
00:20:14,806 --> 00:20:17,943
- Uh-oh!
- Did you see him grow again?
440
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,711
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
441
00:20:20,778 --> 00:20:24,015
Patrick must have been hit
with knuclear radiation
442
00:20:24,082 --> 00:20:27,118
on his outside
to make him big.
443
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:30,956
So we just gotta get him
some radiation on his inside
444
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,657
to make him small.
445
00:20:32,723 --> 00:20:34,826
- I'll try anything
at this point.
446
00:20:34,893 --> 00:20:37,762
Takeover, soldier.
Hi--Whoa!
447
00:20:37,829 --> 00:20:39,730
- Atten-hut!
448
00:20:44,269 --> 00:20:46,771
soldiers: Hup, hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
449
00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,107
Huh, hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup!
450
00:20:49,174 --> 00:20:50,408
Hup, hup!
451
00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:54,679
- Who's a big boy?
Who's a big boy?
452
00:20:54,745 --> 00:20:59,117
- Oh! I'm a big boy!
[laughs]
453
00:21:00,018 --> 00:21:04,022
Hot dog!
[barking]
454
00:21:05,456 --> 00:21:08,493
Hey, where's the mustard?
455
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,997
- Mustard squad,
move in!
456
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,099
mustard squad:
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
457
00:21:17,202 --> 00:21:18,636
- [chomps, swallows]
458
00:21:18,703 --> 00:21:21,639
[sighs]
Could have used some relish.
459
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:25,210
[belches]
both: Whoa!
460
00:21:25,276 --> 00:21:26,377
Ooh!
461
00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:29,480
- Aw, I was just getting
comfortable.
462
00:21:29,547 --> 00:21:32,550
- I was just getting digested.
463
00:21:32,617 --> 00:21:34,152
- Plunger!
464
00:21:34,219 --> 00:21:36,287
- [burps]
- Whoa! Ow.
465
00:21:36,354 --> 00:21:37,588
Thanks!
466
00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:38,689
all: [cheering]
467
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,358
- Yeah!
- All right!
468
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,826
- Yay!
469
00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:43,028
- Hooray!
470
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,795
- Yay!
471
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:47,098
[high-pitched] Yay!
472
00:21:47,165 --> 00:21:48,666
- Mwah!
473
00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:51,769
Who's a shrunken boy?
474
00:21:51,836 --> 00:21:54,005
- [high-pitched]
I'm a shrunken boy!
475
00:21:54,072 --> 00:21:57,242
And we'll see you next time
on the "Patrick Show!"
476
00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:00,045
- Ooh! My turn!
477
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,812
Patrick smash!
478
00:22:03,214 --> 00:22:04,515
- [laughs]
479
00:22:04,582 --> 00:22:05,750
both: [laughing]
480
00:22:09,087 --> 00:22:16,027
* *
481
00:22:16,077 --> 00:22:20,627
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