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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents.
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[yelps]
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This is my dad.
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- [slurps]
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- This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister. She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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this is my show!
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[kids cheering]
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- [snoring]
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[clock ticking]
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[alarm rings]
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[soft music]
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[yawns]
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[slurps]
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- I'm ready!
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To get this show on the road.
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[upbeat music]
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[panting]
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Hmm...
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hmm?
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[grunting]
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[humming]
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[grunting]
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[humming]
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- [snoring]
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[watch ticking, beeps]
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[gong clangs]
- [yelps]
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[screams]
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- Huh?
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- Whoa!
[grunts]
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[yelling]
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Ooh!
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[grunts]
Muffins!
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[chomping]
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* *
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- Morning, big bro.
Oh?
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[donkey braying]
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[grunts]
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- [squeals]
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- Morning, little sis.
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- It's almost showtime.
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[grunting]
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- Babies and gentlemen!
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- Oh, that's us!
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- Welcome
to "The Patrick Show,"
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starring...
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uh...
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[drumroll]
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[gasps]
Me!
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Me is Patrick!
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[cheers and applause]
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- [sighs]
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[animals howling]
- Squidina!
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I'm done
with the wild animal bit.
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- On it.
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[grunting]
Come here you.
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- [roars]
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- None of that on my set,
do you hear?
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- [whimpering]
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- Good boy.
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Hey, big bro,
did that sea bear hurt you?
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- I don't think so.
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- Huh? Ooh!
- Why do you ask?
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- Look, you promised me
5,000 clowns
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on Friday's "Patrick Show."
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So you're gonna get me
5,000 clowns
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on Friday
for "The Patrick Show."
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I'm not clowning around!
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[grunts]
[sighs]
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I'm getting too old for this,
Mrs. StitchyBottoms.
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[sighs]
- [whistling]
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Another great show
in the can, huh, sis?
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[burbles]
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Sis?
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- [sighs]
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- Squidina, what's the matter?
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- Oh, producing
"The Patrick Show" every day
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has got me burning
the candle at both ends.
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- Yeah, I hear ya.
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- I think I need an extra pair
of hands around here.
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- Well why didn't you say so?
Here you go.
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- I meant we should hire
an intern.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what I meant too.
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- My hands! You found them.
Thank you, son. Thank you.
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Now, back to business.
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[grunts]
Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
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- Ew.
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- Next!
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- I'm here
for the intern interview!
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- Ugh, Mom! Next!
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- I'm sweet!
- [grunts]
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- Next!
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- [chuckles breathily]
Oh!
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- Next!
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I said next!
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Hmm? Oh!
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I didn't see you there, um...
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- Fentin Finkle.
- Right, Fentin.
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Well, I see here
that you are younger than me
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and shorter than me.
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According to Kid Law,
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that means
you have to do what I say.
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- I like TV.
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- Well, that settles it!
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Welcome aboard!
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Your training starts
tomorrow morning.
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- Oh, thank you! Thank you!
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- [snoring]
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[alarm rings]
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Huh?
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[dramatic sting]
[glass shatters]
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[screams]
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[upbeat music]
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[slurps]
Mmm!
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Hmm? Ah?
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- Ooh! Hot!
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[giggling]
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Aha!
- Aha!
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- [grunting]
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Ah!
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Hmm?
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[laughter]
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- This is
the operations board.
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Each lever performs
a necessary function
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to keep "The Patrick Show"
running smoothly.
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- Hmm.
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- This one, for example,
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tosses the chainsaws
to Patrick.
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And this one moves him
to his next mark.
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- [yelling]
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- What's this one do?
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- [grunting]
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- That's our "slapstick" lever.
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We try not to overuse that one.
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[gasps]
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Dead air?
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We need a new segment, ASAP.
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Time for an idea brick!
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- [grunts]
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Puppet ham.
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- Sounds like we're doing
a puppet show.
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Follow me!
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[grunts]
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This secret crawlspace
runs all over the house.
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It lets me stay off camera
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while still getting me
where I need to go!
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- Ooh!
- Who's a hungry boy?
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Dig in, so you can grow up
big and bristly!
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[laughs]
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- The puppets are this way.
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- [grunts]
Hello!
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Wake up, you lazy puppets!
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What's your guys' deal?
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- Well, hello there, Patrick!
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Welcome back to the Kingdom
of Ham-donia!
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- Well it's about time
you got here, King Pork Chop.
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I'm hungry!
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- You're always hungry.
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- Make with the meat
for my mouth.
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- [sighs]
Fine. Aloysius!
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Psst! Fentin!
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- Oh! Okay.
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Eat the meat!
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- Ow! Hey!
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You're pushier than I remember.
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Are you an imposter?
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[dramatic sting]
Am I an imposter?
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I don't know
what's real anymore!
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[sobbing]
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Thanks.
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That's it
for "The Patrick Show"!
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- [sighs]
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Well, that's over...
[mumbling]
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- [grunting]
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- And that, Fentin, is how
you make a "Patrick Show."
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Any questions?
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- Yeah. Who's Patrick?
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- [breathing heavily]
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- Oh, yeah, that guy.
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[laughter]
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- [snoring]
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[sighs]
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Huh?
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[gasps]
What the shrimp?
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Someone stole
my production equipment!
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- They stole
my soiled doily collection!
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- Ew.
- They stole my face!
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[grunting]
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Oh.
[chuckles]
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- Who would do such a thing?
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- Good morning, Bikini Bottom,
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and welcome
to "The Crabina Show"!
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Starring my big sister,
Crabina!
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- I'm Crabina?
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- [gasps]
Fentin!
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He stole "The Patrick Show"!
And everything else we own too!
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- Well, we had a good run.
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[yawns]
I'm gonna take a floor nap.
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- A nap?
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We Stars don't
give up that easy!
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Did I give up when dinosaurs
stole my lunch money?
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- I don't know.
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- Did I give up
when the barbarian horde
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swept across the ocean
and stole my lunch money?
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- I don't know.
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- Did I give up
when Martians invaded
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and beamed me
onto their spaceship
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and stole my lunch money?
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- I don't know!
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- Of course I didn't!
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How do you think
I bought this hot sammy?
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[chomps]
Mmm!
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Now let's go get
your stuff back.
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Time for some pillaging!
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all: Yeah!
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- [sniffing]
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- That's it, get his scent.
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Lead us right to Fentin!
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- [snarling]
- [yelling]
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[dramatic music]
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* *
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[moaning]
[applause]
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- You did it! Good boy, Ouchie!
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Time to show Fentin who's boss!
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[all yelling]
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He's gotta be
in here somewhere.
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Find him!
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- [yelling]
Yah!
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[all grunting]
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- Huh?
- [cackling]
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- [screams]
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- We're here
for our stuff, Fentin!
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- Take it!
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The network saw our show
this morning
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and picked us up
for six seasons.
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- Yeah! "The Crabina Show"
is going global!
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- Besides, your stuff
is all smashed up anyway.
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[both gasp]
- [yells]
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- Great plan you had there,
GrandPat.
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- Ah, don't blame me
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just 'cause you can't
pillage responsibly.
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[chomping]
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- Welcome back
to "The Crabina Show"!
248
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,696
- [grunting]
249
00:10:42,401 --> 00:10:43,869
[laughter]
- [sighs]
250
00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:47,172
- You can never have
too much slapstick.
251
00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,841
[laughs]
252
00:10:48,907 --> 00:10:50,443
What's the matter, sis?
253
00:10:50,509 --> 00:10:53,045
Are you sad that Fentin
stole our ideas and used them
254
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:57,082
to achieve television success
beyond our wildest dreams?
255
00:10:57,149 --> 00:10:58,851
- Maybe a little.
256
00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,153
- Well, I won't stand for it!
257
00:11:01,254 --> 00:11:03,989
TV should only make you happy!
258
00:11:04,056 --> 00:11:05,324
Come here, boy!
259
00:11:05,391 --> 00:11:09,862
- [snarling]
260
00:11:09,928 --> 00:11:12,265
- Sick 'em, Tinkle!
261
00:11:12,265 --> 00:11:14,933
[both screaming]
262
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,603
[both laugh]
263
00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:20,273
- Now that's good television!
264
00:11:23,909 --> 00:11:25,944
[refined music]
265
00:11:26,011 --> 00:11:27,380
- Duh...
[gasps]
266
00:11:27,446 --> 00:11:29,715
Oh! Hello there!
267
00:11:29,782 --> 00:11:33,752
Welcome to another episode
of "Pat-sterpiece Theater."
268
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,054
Today, we'll hear
the story of--
269
00:11:36,121 --> 00:11:38,791
[yelping]
Ow!
270
00:11:38,857 --> 00:11:41,894
This book's too hot to handle!
[blows]
271
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:45,431
Now, where did I put
today's storybook?
272
00:11:46,799 --> 00:11:48,701
[grunts]
273
00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:49,802
Ooh.
274
00:11:49,868 --> 00:11:51,637
Nope. That's a textbook.
275
00:11:52,805 --> 00:11:54,307
Hmm...
276
00:11:54,307 --> 00:11:55,774
hmm...hmm...
277
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,810
[grunts]
278
00:11:59,445 --> 00:12:01,146
- Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah--
279
00:12:01,213 --> 00:12:04,883
- [groans]
I hate audiobooks.
280
00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:07,886
[grunting]
281
00:12:13,759 --> 00:12:15,961
- Where is that dumb book?
282
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:16,995
Hmph!
283
00:12:17,062 --> 00:12:18,631
[tweeting]
284
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,933
Well, aren't you cute!
285
00:12:20,999 --> 00:12:22,335
Ow!
286
00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:25,338
[screaming]
287
00:12:25,338 --> 00:12:27,072
- Don't worry, me, I've gotcha!
288
00:12:27,139 --> 00:12:29,174
- [grunts]
289
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:31,410
- There I go.
290
00:12:31,477 --> 00:12:35,080
- Glad I bought
that self-help book.
291
00:12:35,147 --> 00:12:37,082
[grunting]
292
00:12:37,149 --> 00:12:40,619
[satellite beeping]
293
00:12:40,686 --> 00:12:41,654
[grunts]
294
00:12:44,189 --> 00:12:45,491
Found it!
295
00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:49,362
Today's story is called
"Downtown Patty:
296
00:12:49,395 --> 00:12:52,064
The Thrillifick Tale
of a Krabby Patty
297
00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,632
looking for love."
298
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,170
Boy meets grill...
299
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,773
[groaning]
300
00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:04,910
Where is that freaky,
funky smell coming from?
301
00:13:04,977 --> 00:13:06,912
[sniffs]
302
00:13:06,979 --> 00:13:08,981
[mooing]
303
00:13:09,047 --> 00:13:10,683
- [belches]
304
00:13:13,386 --> 00:13:15,454
- That is horrible!
305
00:13:15,521 --> 00:13:17,490
Not the right smell, though.
306
00:13:17,556 --> 00:13:21,093
The smell is rank
with just a touch of stank.
307
00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:23,796
- [chomping]
308
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:25,698
- [sniffs]
Nope.
309
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,834
The smell is more like
a rotten egg
310
00:13:28,901 --> 00:13:32,270
filtered through
wild strawberries.
311
00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:34,039
[sniffs]
Hmm.
312
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:38,477
Close, but it needs
more gorgonzola and seaweed.
313
00:13:38,544 --> 00:13:40,078
Aw, phooey!
- [yelps]
314
00:13:40,145 --> 00:13:41,547
- [sobbing]
315
00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:43,582
I can't host the show
until I know
316
00:13:43,649 --> 00:13:47,520
where that freaky, funky smell
is coming from!
317
00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:49,888
- What smell?
318
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,089
[foghorn blows]
Ew!
319
00:13:51,156 --> 00:13:53,992
You're right!
We've got to find it.
320
00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:56,161
[grunts]
321
00:13:56,228 --> 00:13:57,696
- [giggles]
322
00:13:57,763 --> 00:14:02,735
Welcome to another episode
of "Patrick's Stench Safari."
323
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:06,439
I am mere seconds away
from discovering the source
324
00:14:06,505 --> 00:14:09,442
of that freaky, funky smell.
325
00:14:09,508 --> 00:14:11,877
[sniffs]
326
00:14:11,944 --> 00:14:15,080
And I lost it!
Oh, nose caddy!
327
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,049
- [grunts]
328
00:14:17,115 --> 00:14:19,785
- What do you suggest,
nose caddy?
329
00:14:19,852 --> 00:14:22,788
- I think this calls
for the Durante.
330
00:14:22,855 --> 00:14:24,457
- Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
331
00:14:24,523 --> 00:14:25,691
[sniffs]
332
00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:28,994
Oh! I smell it! Follow me!
333
00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:30,463
[both laugh]
334
00:14:30,529 --> 00:14:32,531
[all grunt]
- Hi, kids!
335
00:14:32,598 --> 00:14:34,467
Want a taste of my Dad stew?
336
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,668
- [sniffs]
337
00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:38,303
No. This doesn't smell right!
338
00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:40,806
- Golly, did I forget
an ingredient?
339
00:14:40,873 --> 00:14:43,108
[both sniffing]
340
00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:46,779
- It's missing that month-old
leftovers aroma.
341
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,080
- [chuckles]
- [humming]
342
00:14:48,146 --> 00:14:50,215
[both gasp]
343
00:14:50,282 --> 00:14:51,784
- Huh.
344
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,622
- How's this?
345
00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:59,091
- Needs more
dirty laundry umami.
346
00:14:59,157 --> 00:15:00,158
- Oh.
347
00:15:00,225 --> 00:15:03,696
[grunting]
348
00:15:03,762 --> 00:15:06,031
What about now?
- Uh-uh.
349
00:15:06,098 --> 00:15:08,300
- Perhaps a pinch of trash.
350
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,135
- Oh.
351
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:13,506
[all yelp]
352
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,941
- This has got to be it!
Huh?
353
00:15:16,008 --> 00:15:20,513
- Darn! That's not it!
I guess we lost the trail.
354
00:15:22,748 --> 00:15:25,784
[alarm ringing]
- [gagging]
355
00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:34,192
[breathing heavily]
356
00:15:34,259 --> 00:15:35,761
Delicious!
357
00:15:35,828 --> 00:15:38,263
- This nose must be
on the fritz.
358
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,265
[grunting]
359
00:15:40,332 --> 00:15:42,901
- While Patrick finds
another nose,
360
00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:46,304
enjoy this educational classic.
361
00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:48,306
- Hi!
362
00:15:48,373 --> 00:15:49,575
I'm Perch Perkins,
363
00:15:49,642 --> 00:15:51,544
and today, I'll be your guide
364
00:15:51,544 --> 00:15:54,112
through the wonderful world
of snouts,
365
00:15:54,179 --> 00:15:55,848
snoots, and schnozes!
366
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,717
That's right, kids, noses!
367
00:15:58,784 --> 00:16:00,553
- Follow me!
368
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:03,421
Whoa!
[laughs]
369
00:16:03,556 --> 00:16:08,460
We begin in the factory
that's inside everyone's nose!
370
00:16:08,561 --> 00:16:10,696
The olfactory!
371
00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:12,565
Uh-huh.
372
00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:17,469
Here, trained workers test
each sniff for smelliness.
373
00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:19,972
- [yelps, gags]
374
00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:25,077
We end our tour
in the snot foundry,
375
00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:28,413
where finely crafted boogers
are made.
376
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,749
This is Perch Perkins
reminding you,
377
00:16:30,816 --> 00:16:34,152
you can pick your friends
and you can pick your nose,
378
00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:36,454
but you can't pick
your friend's nose.
379
00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:38,190
[laughs]
380
00:16:38,256 --> 00:16:40,158
- [grunts]
- Ooh.
381
00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:41,927
- [laughs]
You're in the middle.
382
00:16:41,994 --> 00:16:43,195
- Ouch!
383
00:16:43,261 --> 00:16:45,931
- Excellent addition
to your booger box.
384
00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:47,165
- [yelps]
385
00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:49,334
- Now that you're done
digging for gold,
386
00:16:49,401 --> 00:16:51,704
how about we find that smell?
387
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:54,039
- [sniffs, grunts]
- Wow!
388
00:16:54,106 --> 00:16:57,375
- [trumpets]
[both laughing]
389
00:16:57,442 --> 00:16:59,612
- [grunts, blows]
390
00:16:59,612 --> 00:17:01,814
Eh!
[growls]
391
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,684
[grunting]
392
00:17:08,787 --> 00:17:09,988
Oh...
393
00:17:10,055 --> 00:17:11,957
- I think
the freaky, funky smell
394
00:17:12,024 --> 00:17:14,459
is coming from GrandPat's room.
395
00:17:14,526 --> 00:17:15,628
- It is possible.
396
00:17:15,694 --> 00:17:16,929
Old folks collect
397
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,464
lots of interesting smells
over the years!
398
00:17:19,531 --> 00:17:23,068
- You're probably smelling
my drumstick hearing aid.
399
00:17:23,135 --> 00:17:25,537
- [sniffs]
I don't think so.
400
00:17:25,638 --> 00:17:28,306
- Maybe my olive loaf
shin guards?
401
00:17:28,373 --> 00:17:30,108
- [sniffs]
Nah.
402
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,711
- My pasta salad insoles?
403
00:17:32,778 --> 00:17:34,479
- [sniffs]
Nope.
404
00:17:34,546 --> 00:17:36,514
[chomps]
405
00:17:36,649 --> 00:17:37,683
Phooey!
406
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,085
The funky smell
isn't here either!
407
00:17:40,152 --> 00:17:41,086
[bell dings]
- [gasps]
408
00:17:41,153 --> 00:17:43,488
My trouser toast is ready!
409
00:17:44,757 --> 00:17:48,661
- [trumpets]
[sniffing]
410
00:17:48,661 --> 00:17:52,164
Time to try
the stinkiest place of all,
411
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,667
the upstairs bathroom.
412
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:55,968
[whimpering]
413
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,804
Tell Ouchie I love him.
414
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:01,106
- You can do it, brother.
415
00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:02,440
[whimpers]
416
00:18:02,507 --> 00:18:04,810
- [screaming]
- [snarling]
417
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,680
- Help! I'm too dumb to die.
418
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,914
- Patrick Star!
419
00:18:08,981 --> 00:18:11,449
What did I tell you
about teasing the toilet?
420
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:12,685
- Aww.
421
00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:15,688
I was just trying to find
the funky smell.
422
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,322
- Well, it's not Tinkle.
423
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,858
I give him a good scrub
every day.
424
00:18:19,925 --> 00:18:22,728
Time for walkies.
425
00:18:22,795 --> 00:18:24,730
[humming]
426
00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:25,931
- [barks]
427
00:18:25,998 --> 00:18:28,533
[eerie music]
428
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,702
both: Huh?
429
00:18:29,702 --> 00:18:32,204
- Limburger cheese
and baby powder!
430
00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:33,772
That's the freaky, funky smell!
431
00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:36,975
- We're getting closer!
432
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:39,177
Time to go high-tech!
433
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,746
[both laugh]
434
00:18:42,781 --> 00:18:44,717
[sniffs]
[nose beeps]
435
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,119
[sniffs powerfully]
436
00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:48,721
- Nope.
437
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,789
- There it is!
438
00:18:50,856 --> 00:18:53,591
- [panting]
439
00:18:53,726 --> 00:18:54,727
- [sniffs]
440
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:55,894
- Rude!
441
00:18:55,961 --> 00:18:57,495
- [grunts]
442
00:18:57,562 --> 00:18:59,865
Huh?
443
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:02,267
[gags]
444
00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:03,802
- Huh?
445
00:19:03,869 --> 00:19:04,937
[sniffs]
446
00:19:05,003 --> 00:19:06,171
[groans]
447
00:19:06,238 --> 00:19:09,307
That's strange.
Roses don't stink.
448
00:19:09,374 --> 00:19:11,744
both: Hmm?
- [groans]
449
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,813
- Aw, nice kitty.
450
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,250
Mmm! Ahh.
451
00:19:18,316 --> 00:19:21,319
- Ugh! Darn it!
That wasn't it either.
452
00:19:21,386 --> 00:19:24,089
- Hold it!
I smell something...
453
00:19:24,156 --> 00:19:26,591
[gags]
Funky.
454
00:19:26,658 --> 00:19:27,793
- [sniffs]
455
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,062
Flooded cellar
with a touch of mint!
456
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,430
We must be getting close!
457
00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:35,333
- It's coming
from Granny Tentacles' house.
458
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,135
- I smell trouble!
459
00:19:37,202 --> 00:19:40,806
- Good! Trouble makes great TV!
460
00:19:40,873 --> 00:19:42,975
- [sniffing]
461
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:47,179
- Well, friends, we've traced
the wild freaky, funky smell
462
00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:49,314
to its source--
463
00:19:49,381 --> 00:19:52,951
the dangerous den
of the wild granny!
464
00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:56,154
[doorbell rings]
465
00:19:56,221 --> 00:19:57,589
- Oh!
466
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:02,460
What brings you precious
youngsters over for a visit?
467
00:20:03,561 --> 00:20:07,399
For the 13th time this week.
468
00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:09,434
- We're hunting
an elusive aroma
469
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:13,038
that seems to be emanating
from your house.
470
00:20:13,105 --> 00:20:14,739
- [yelps]
471
00:20:14,807 --> 00:20:18,643
- Nope! Not here!
- [groans]
472
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:21,013
[gasps]
473
00:20:21,079 --> 00:20:22,714
- Phew.
474
00:20:22,781 --> 00:20:24,950
- [grunts]
It's not here either!
475
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,351
- [groans]
476
00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:28,821
[investigative music]
477
00:20:28,887 --> 00:20:30,889
- [sniffs]
478
00:20:30,956 --> 00:20:32,858
Hmm...huh!
479
00:20:32,925 --> 00:20:34,659
- [gasping]
480
00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:35,760
Oh...
481
00:20:35,828 --> 00:20:37,329
- [sniffing]
482
00:20:37,395 --> 00:20:38,831
- Hmm.
483
00:20:38,897 --> 00:20:42,767
Maybe it's coming from
this ball of fossilized candy.
484
00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:44,569
- [grunts]
485
00:20:44,636 --> 00:20:46,504
[chomps]
486
00:20:46,571 --> 00:20:48,473
Eh. No, not it.
487
00:20:50,843 --> 00:20:53,178
- [grunts]
I smell it!
488
00:20:53,245 --> 00:20:55,380
[both laugh]
- [groans]
489
00:20:55,447 --> 00:20:57,449
- The smell is coming
from the oven!
490
00:20:57,515 --> 00:20:58,550
[both yelp]
491
00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:00,618
- Is that what I think it is?
492
00:21:00,685 --> 00:21:02,320
- I'm gonna be sick.
493
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,190
both: Granny Tentacles
is a cannibal!
494
00:21:05,257 --> 00:21:07,559
- Don't be silly, dearies--
495
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:11,029
I wouldn't eat anyone
from this neighborhood.
496
00:21:11,096 --> 00:21:14,766
That's just my
gorgonzola cabbage and eggs
497
00:21:14,867 --> 00:21:18,203
with olives
and pickle surprise.
498
00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,705
- Oh, yeah. I see it now.
499
00:21:20,772 --> 00:21:23,575
- I can definitely smell it.
P-U!
500
00:21:23,641 --> 00:21:27,312
- Here, have a delicious
pickled cabbage cookie.
501
00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:29,347
both: Ah, thanks?
502
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:34,086
- Bye, now,
you precious darlings.
503
00:21:34,152 --> 00:21:37,055
[ominous music]
504
00:21:37,122 --> 00:21:38,490
* *
505
00:21:38,556 --> 00:21:42,327
Live, my grocery golem!
506
00:21:42,394 --> 00:21:44,096
- [roars]
507
00:21:44,162 --> 00:21:45,697
- Have a cookie.
508
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:49,534
Now go forth
and crush my enemies!
509
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,603
- Case solved, Squidina.
510
00:21:51,669 --> 00:21:54,239
I guess the funky smell
was just Granny's cooking!
511
00:21:54,306 --> 00:21:57,242
- [roaring]
512
00:21:57,309 --> 00:22:00,678
- [cackles]
513
00:22:00,745 --> 00:22:03,916
[sniffs]
P-U!
514
00:22:03,982 --> 00:22:05,750
What stinks?
515
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:10,350
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