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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents.
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[yelps]
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This is my dad.
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- [slurps]
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- This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister. She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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this is my show!
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[kids cheering]
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- [snoring]
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[rumbling and crashing]
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[gasping]
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[screams]
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[snoring]
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[crashing]
[growls, grunting]
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[spluttering]
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[yawns]
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[crashing]
[gasps]
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Eh?
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- Oh. Oh.
[shouting]
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- A yard sale?
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Why would anyone wanna sell
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their pricelessly valuable
belongings to strangers?
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Blech!
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I wouldn't part with my stuff
for the world.
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Oh, no!
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They wouldn't dare!
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[gasps]
I knew it!
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I've been robbed
by my own family!
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[tires squeal]
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[grunting]
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Oh.
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[groaning]
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- How much for the jewels?
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- They're kinda old.
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How's 2 bucks sound?
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- [shouting]
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Cease and desist!
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My belongings are not for sale!
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- I'll give you a buck 50.
- Sold!
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[cash register chimes]
[grunting]
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- [laughs]
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- Patrick, it's not yours
to sell.
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[grunts]
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- Hey, I paid for that!
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- Here's a booby prize,
you boob!
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- A lollipop? Oh, boy!
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[slurping]
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- [grunting]
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- Oh...
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- Don't be a grouch, Dad.
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[coughs]
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Everyone in the family
contributed to the yard sale.
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- We're selling old junk,
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and everything you have
is old junk.
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- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Do the maths.
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[chicken clucks]
- [gulps]
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- Hand it over.
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- [whimpers]
- Come on.
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- [whimpering]
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[grunting]
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You don't understand.
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Each one of these
precious vintage antiques
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represents a precious
vintage memory of mine.
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- Oh, just what
I've been looking for.
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- [gasping]
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- How much for this?
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- [grunting]
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- Hey!
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Oh! A lollipop! Mmm-mmm!
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- Take this novelty thumb,
for instance.
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It's a souvenir
from ancient Rome.
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That's way back when I was
a whippersnapping young buck.
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- Ooh.
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- [spluttering]
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Oh...
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- What is it, Grandfather?
What do you see?
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- I see the Clamiseum.
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The Clamiseum was packed
to capacity that day
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for the glorious
gladiator battles.
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[all grunt]
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[all booing]
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- And no gladiator
was more feared or revered
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than the great
and stupid warrior, Moronicus.
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- [growling]
[all cheering]
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- Whoo! Whoo!
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- His fans loved to watch him
crush his opponents
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with brutal strength.
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And, boy, did he give them
something to nerd out about.
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all: Moronicus! Moronicus!
Moronicus! Moronicus!
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- Let me out of here.
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- It's not funny.
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- He came from a famous family
of battling morons,
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but he was
the all-time champion.
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[all cheering]
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- Some fun, eh, son?
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- [shouting]
Yeah!
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- That monster was
so big and dumb
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that he couldn't tell
friend from foe,
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so it was my duty
to keep him in line.
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[laughs]
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[all booing]
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- [roars]
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- I was a Clamiseum Clown,
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the most dangerous job
in Rome.
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- [growling]
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Huh?
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- [laughing]
Mwah!
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[all booing]
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But on that day,
that big dummy bested me.
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Ooh, and he had
horrible halitosis.
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Suddenly, I was on trial
for my life.
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They unanimously voted,
and it wasn't good.
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all: Yeah!
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- I knew I was a goner
for sure now.
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I needed a plan,
and I needed it quick.
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[grunting]
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[upbeat circus music]
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Aha!
- Ooh! Aww!
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- [laughing]
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- [growls]
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- [shouting]
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- [moaning]
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- I didn't mean
to hurt the big moron.
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- [muttering incoherently]
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- [laughs nervously]
Ta-da?
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Oh, I knew the crowd
would tear me apart for it.
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How wrong I was!
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all: Yeah!
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- They loved me!
Yeah!
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[all cheering]
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- Way to go, buddy!
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- I was showered in thumbs,
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which really hurt since
they were made out of cement.
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- Yay!
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- [laughs]
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- [moaning]
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[chuckles]
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- So?
Tell me about ancient Rome!
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- Oh, I just did!
Didn't you see the flashback?
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- Oh. I must have dozed off.
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- [grunting]
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[gasps]
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- Hello, sir,
could I interest you
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in our lovely array
of rusty old tools?
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- Rusty! Ooh!
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- Hmm.
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[pliers squeak]
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[grunting]
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How much for the vintage
nose hair pullers?
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- Those ain't
nose hair pullers!
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They're teeth yanking pliers
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from my medieval
dentistry days.
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- [sighs]
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- [spluttering]
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[moaning]
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It was the dark ages,
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and I was the only toothsmith
in the kingdom.
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[grunting]
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- [screaming]
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[bright music]
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* *
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- Almost got it!
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[grunting]
- [screaming]
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* *
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- There, that's the last one.
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You'll never have
a toothache again.
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- Thankth!
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- You can rinse now,
my good man.
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[shouts]
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Ooh, a Royal Jelly message
from the palace.
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It's from Princess Pearlina.
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She says,
"Dear Dentist,
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"I've got
a malignant mandible molar
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that's in need of your
marvelous medical magic."
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- [spits, groans]
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- I will yank out your pain,
my princess!
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By my pliers, I swear!
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- Yay!
[both groan]
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[donkey braying]
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- Whoa, Bicuspid! This is it.
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[upbeat medieval music]
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- [spits, brays]
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- Cast your eyes skyward,
noble dentist, for I am here.
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[laughs]
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- Princess Pearlina,
let down your hair
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that I may climb
thy golden stair.
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- Not now. I just washed it.
I'll come to you.
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[laughing]
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I applaud your swift arrival,
good dentist.
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The pain of this tooth
has become quite unbearable.
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And it hurts!
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- I shall not disappoint you,
milady,
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and I shall not dally.
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- [grunting]
- Oh!
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- Okay, where's that
nasty old tooth hiding?
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- Oh, no, no, no.
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It is not my tooth
that is in horrible pain.
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both: Huh?
- It is his.
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[inhales, whistles]
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- [roaring]
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[whimpers]
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[whining]
- Oh!
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- This is Mr. Boots,
my royal guard dragon.
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- [whimpers]
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- Open your mouth
for the nice man, Mr. Boots.
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- [roars]
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- [screaming]
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- I'll catch up with you later,
Bicuspid!
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- [growling]
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- I hope.
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So many teeth.
But which one's the bad one?
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I guess there's only one way
to find out.
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Alley-oop! Is this the tooth?
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- Uh-uh.
- Nope!
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- Hmm.
[grunts]
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- Nope!
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Nope!
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Nope!
- Hiyah!
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- Nope!
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- Ouch! Watch it, buster!
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't see you there.
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- Honest mistake, my good chap.
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I've been stuck here
for so long,
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I can no longer tell
the difference
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between a day and a knight.
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[laughs]
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Break out the onion dip, Roddy.
We have company.
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- No thanks.
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I'm just looking
for a bad tooth.
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- Oh, what's that, Roddy?
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Roddy says the rotten tooth
you seek
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is down the tongue
and to the left.
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- Much obliged, fellas.
- Ta-ta.
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- Whoa!
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[yelps]
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Is this the tooth?
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[chicken clucks]
- [growls]
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- [gasps]
- Yes!
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- Finally.
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[grunts]
- [growls]
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- [grunts]
- [growls]
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- [grunts]
- [growls]
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- I can't do this alone.
I need help.
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Okay, everyone, we yank
on the count of three.
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One, two, three!
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[all grunting]
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- Oh!
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all: Yay!
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- Hurray!
- Mwah!
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- Aww.
- Roddy wants kisses!
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- Goodbye, sir dentist!
- Ta-ta!
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- Goodbye.
Don't forget to floss!
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And that's why
they're not for sale!
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- You call this a lollipop?
Pathetic.
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Now that's what
I'm talking about.
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Mmm!
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[slurping]
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- Barnacles, GrandPat!
I almost had that sale.
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- And you're not selling my
dragon tooth furniture either!
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[grunts]
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- How much for the brain?
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[giggles]
267
00:13:17,456 --> 00:13:21,527
- [spluttering]
268
00:13:21,594 --> 00:13:23,028
Nope. Not mine.
269
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,798
- Oh!
270
00:13:25,864 --> 00:13:27,833
It's not mine either.
271
00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:32,170
Looks like you got yourself
a free brain, Mister.
272
00:13:32,237 --> 00:13:34,873
- You are free now,
little brain!
273
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,208
Free!
274
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,444
[giggling]
275
00:13:38,511 --> 00:13:39,978
- Free stuff, eh?
276
00:13:40,045 --> 00:13:43,215
Can I have this old
vacuum cleaner for free?
277
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,183
- Ahh! Of course not!
278
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:50,088
This old vacuum reminds me
of my days in the Old West,
279
00:13:50,155 --> 00:13:54,693
when I was a rootin', tootin'
traveling salesman.
280
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,896
[spluttering]
281
00:14:00,566 --> 00:14:03,101
It was 1849,
282
00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:08,106
and this brash young man was
selling vacuums door-to-door.
283
00:14:08,173 --> 00:14:10,509
"Go away, Elsie"?
284
00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:12,645
Good thing my name ain't Elsie!
285
00:14:15,748 --> 00:14:17,282
- Hmm?
286
00:14:17,349 --> 00:14:19,251
- Good morning, sir!
287
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,788
I'm here to tell ya about
a newfangled automatic broom
288
00:14:22,855 --> 00:14:26,058
you can't live without,
the vacuum cleaner.
289
00:14:26,124 --> 00:14:28,126
Now, I don't need to tell you
290
00:14:28,193 --> 00:14:30,729
that a clean mine
is a happy mine.
291
00:14:30,796 --> 00:14:32,931
- A clean mime?
292
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:36,334
I wash my mime
twice a day, sonny,
293
00:14:36,469 --> 00:14:38,604
and it don't make him happy.
294
00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:41,574
[light French music]
295
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,476
* *
296
00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:47,112
You're no mime cleaner.
You're a gold stealer!
297
00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:50,082
Get off of my claim,
you carpet baggerer!
298
00:14:50,148 --> 00:14:52,350
- No wait! Ow!
299
00:14:52,485 --> 00:14:54,920
- [laughs]
300
00:14:54,987 --> 00:14:57,322
- Just let me demonstrate
how much power
301
00:14:57,389 --> 00:15:00,025
is in this incredible
little vacuum!
302
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,731
- Hey, what the--
[laughs]
303
00:15:10,102 --> 00:15:12,971
- This little sweetheart
is handy, dandy,
304
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,007
and even picks up candy.
305
00:15:15,073 --> 00:15:17,209
- Ooh!
- [laughs]
306
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:19,311
And if you thought that sucked,
307
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,347
let me show you
some real suction.
308
00:15:23,649 --> 00:15:28,353
Whoa! Whoa!
309
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,923
- I knew you were fixin'
to steal me gold!
310
00:15:32,991 --> 00:15:34,560
Sic him, Marcel!
311
00:15:34,627 --> 00:15:36,629
[bell dings]
312
00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:39,898
- Yee-haw!
313
00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:42,535
- [shouts]
314
00:15:45,938 --> 00:15:49,274
- Yeah, that off switch
is a little sticky.
315
00:15:49,341 --> 00:15:52,010
Hello?
316
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,812
Hmm? Where'd they go?
317
00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:56,649
No sale again,
318
00:15:56,715 --> 00:15:58,551
but I got closer that time.
319
00:15:58,617 --> 00:15:59,618
[humming]
320
00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:01,554
I never struck it rich,
321
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:05,824
but my memories are
more precious than gold.
322
00:16:06,659 --> 00:16:10,295
- Quick, before he snaps out
of his trance, let's haggle.
323
00:16:10,362 --> 00:16:12,698
- I'll give you a rock
shaped like a nickel for it.
324
00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:15,100
- Hmm...sold!
325
00:16:15,968 --> 00:16:18,403
- [snickering]
326
00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:22,240
- Hello?
Has the West been won yet?
327
00:16:22,307 --> 00:16:24,276
- [groans]
328
00:16:24,342 --> 00:16:26,812
Hey, where's my vacuum? Hmm?
329
00:16:26,879 --> 00:16:28,914
- Gold!
330
00:16:28,981 --> 00:16:30,616
- Memory stealer!
331
00:16:30,683 --> 00:16:31,750
[grunts]
332
00:16:31,817 --> 00:16:32,751
- Whoa!
333
00:16:32,818 --> 00:16:33,752
- [screams]
334
00:16:33,819 --> 00:16:35,888
- Yeah!
335
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,422
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
336
00:16:37,489 --> 00:16:39,625
Where do you think
you're going with that?
337
00:16:39,692 --> 00:16:43,028
- It's a loopy-hoop.
That's where I'm going with it.
338
00:16:43,095 --> 00:16:47,265
- That is not a child's toy!
It's an oldie-o.
339
00:16:47,332 --> 00:16:51,904
Everybody had one of these when
I was living in the future.
340
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,338
- Ooh!
341
00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:56,408
What's the future like,
GrandPat?
342
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,910
Are there snacks?
343
00:16:58,611 --> 00:17:04,116
- Everyone in the future
is older than they are now!
344
00:17:04,182 --> 00:17:08,486
Even you will be a geezer
in the future!
345
00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:10,322
- No way.
346
00:17:10,388 --> 00:17:11,423
- Way.
347
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,163
both: Whoa!
348
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:22,200
- I remember it
like it was tomorrow.
349
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:25,137
The year was 3000 A.D.,
350
00:17:25,203 --> 00:17:27,640
and I went
to the mall of the future,
351
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,875
to stand in the line
of the future,
352
00:17:29,942 --> 00:17:32,310
to buy products of the future.
353
00:17:34,112 --> 00:17:37,349
[dings]
[giggles]
354
00:17:37,415 --> 00:17:40,653
- One oldie-o
for the g-g-geezer.
355
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:42,788
- Yeah.
356
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,890
Whoa! Whoa!
357
00:17:44,957 --> 00:17:49,461
[laughing]
358
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:53,966
Top of the chrome dome to you.
Lovely day.
359
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,567
[grunts]
360
00:17:55,668 --> 00:17:57,235
What's that now?
361
00:17:57,302 --> 00:18:01,573
Oh boy, lunchtime! Mmm!
362
00:18:01,674 --> 00:18:04,509
Ah...
363
00:18:04,576 --> 00:18:07,512
[grunting]
364
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,254
Whoa!
365
00:18:16,321 --> 00:18:20,358
[grunting]
366
00:18:20,425 --> 00:18:21,994
[alarm beeping]
Huh?
367
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,429
Back to work.
[laughs]
368
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:30,836
[laughing]
369
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:33,872
[crowd booing]
370
00:18:33,939 --> 00:18:36,208
- [groaning]
371
00:18:36,274 --> 00:18:38,176
Huh?
[growls]
372
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:42,614
[all cheering]
373
00:18:42,715 --> 00:18:45,718
- [laughing]
374
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:49,087
- [grunts]
375
00:18:49,154 --> 00:18:50,989
[splutters]
Hey!
376
00:18:51,056 --> 00:18:53,726
[all cheering]
377
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:56,261
[both grunt]
378
00:18:57,329 --> 00:19:01,266
[both grunting]
379
00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:07,172
- [growls]
380
00:19:07,239 --> 00:19:10,776
[beeping]
381
00:19:10,843 --> 00:19:13,779
[grunting]
382
00:19:16,815 --> 00:19:19,785
[crying]
383
00:19:23,355 --> 00:19:24,990
[burps]
384
00:19:25,057 --> 00:19:28,393
- 500 angry Romans agree,
even in the future,
385
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,395
I'm the undisputed champion.
386
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,164
Thank you! Thank you!
387
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:36,969
- What? That's the biggest load
of barnacles I ever heard!
388
00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:38,937
- Are you calling me
389
00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:42,374
an untruthful
fibbing poppy-cocker?
390
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,377
- Bingo! I don't believe
in your future, beardy.
391
00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:48,213
This is just an old loopy-hoop.
Now give it!
392
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,082
- [laughs]
393
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,951
Mm-hmm?
394
00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,787
- Eh!
395
00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:56,789
[both grunt]
396
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,023
- [laughing]
397
00:19:58,090 --> 00:19:59,157
Huh?
398
00:19:59,224 --> 00:20:00,759
Hey!
399
00:20:00,759 --> 00:20:00,793
Hey!
[grunting]
400
00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:03,695
[grunting]
401
00:20:07,399 --> 00:20:10,368
- Another satisfied customer.
402
00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:13,438
- Stop peddling my past!
403
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,641
- Huh?
- Not for sale! Not for sale!
404
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,310
- Ah!
- Not for sale!
405
00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:19,511
- Oh!
406
00:20:19,577 --> 00:20:21,013
- Not for sale!
407
00:20:21,079 --> 00:20:24,883
Next wise guy
who touches my memories
408
00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:26,651
gets the teeth!
409
00:20:26,718 --> 00:20:28,186
[growls]
410
00:20:28,253 --> 00:20:29,621
- How much are you asking?
411
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,657
- What, do you got cement
in your ears, lady?
412
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:36,061
My stuff is not for sale!
413
00:20:36,128 --> 00:20:37,295
- [laughs]
414
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,564
I'm not interested
in your stuff.
415
00:20:39,631 --> 00:20:42,734
I'm interested in you.
416
00:20:42,801 --> 00:20:44,002
- [exhales]
417
00:20:44,069 --> 00:20:45,337
What?
418
00:20:45,403 --> 00:20:47,772
- We're in the market
for a new grandpa,
419
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,141
aren't we, Billy?
420
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,743
- I guess. Get off.
421
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:54,279
- Our old grandpa
is on the fritz.
422
00:20:54,346 --> 00:20:56,548
- [sputtering]
423
00:20:56,614 --> 00:21:00,318
- I'll give you 50 bucks
to be our new grandpa.
424
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,620
- Absolutely not!
425
00:21:02,687 --> 00:21:06,091
- My GrandPat is not for sale!
426
00:21:06,158 --> 00:21:10,228
- Then how about 50 bucks
and one of these?
427
00:21:10,295 --> 00:21:11,997
- Ooh, a lolli!
428
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:13,866
- [gasps]
Huh?
429
00:21:13,932 --> 00:21:18,203
- Ooh, tapioca flavored! Sold!
430
00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:23,075
So long, Star family!
I'm going to a better place!
431
00:21:23,141 --> 00:21:26,744
- With a pool.
432
00:21:26,879 --> 00:21:31,016
- I wish I had a new grandpa.
433
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,887
- Did you say, "New grandpa"?
- Yeah?
434
00:21:34,887 --> 00:21:36,922
- Then come on down...
- What?
435
00:21:36,989 --> 00:21:39,091
- To Pappy Farms Grandpa Ranch!
436
00:21:39,157 --> 00:21:40,358
[cow moos]
437
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,995
We've got prune-fed,
free-range grandpas
438
00:21:43,061 --> 00:21:45,230
just waiting
to read you a story,
439
00:21:45,297 --> 00:21:46,764
blather on about the war,
440
00:21:46,899 --> 00:21:49,567
or fall asleep
watching your recital.
441
00:21:49,634 --> 00:21:52,437
- I got three grandpas!
442
00:21:52,504 --> 00:21:54,973
- I got a chicken!
443
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,910
- Patrick!
We're here for grandpas!
444
00:21:57,943 --> 00:21:59,411
- Aww!
445
00:21:59,477 --> 00:22:02,314
all: So come on down
to Pappy Farms!
446
00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:04,917
- Exit nine.
Just off the Bubble Freeway.
447
00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:09,517
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