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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star.
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And I live with my parents.
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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This is my mom.
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[giggles]
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This is my sister--
she's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room.
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And this...
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This is my show!
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[cheering]
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- Welcome back, astro-viewers,
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to the SS Silver Minnow--
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home to intrepid explorer
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Captain Doug Quasar!
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As the most advanced ship in
the galaxy,
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the Minnow is packed
to the gills
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with all manner
of cutting-edge technology.
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And also this robot.
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- [burps]
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[phone rings]
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Yeah, who is it?
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Pat-Tron,
it's Captain Doug Quasar.
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I'm locked out.
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I need you
to open the ship's door.
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- I'm sorry Doug,
I'm afraid I can't do that.
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- What? Of course you can!
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It's an order.
I'm the captain.
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- Ha, I don't think so.
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The captain always
has his keys with him.
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And his keys are right here.
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Okay, gotta go.
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Hmm...
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Maybe the real captain's lost.
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I better go find him.
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- Open up,
you junky old star-toaster!
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[screams]
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- Uh, nope, no captain here.
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- [screams]
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[yelling]
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- Not here, either.
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- [screams]
Oof!
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- Nope!
- [yelling]
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- Uh-uh.
- Ow!
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Oof!
- Not here.
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I'm helping.
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- Aw, he is a good helper.
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Oh, hey there!
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Today on "The Patrick Show,"
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you'll be watching me
watch cartoons.
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- And now, stay tuned
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for our
six-hour marathon of...
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"Bowling for Clams!"
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- Bowling?
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Boring!
I want cartoons.
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[stuttering]
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[bowling strike sound]
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[stutters]
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[gasps]
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- [hisses, growls]
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- Wow.
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The remote seems
grumpier than usual.
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I guess it's gone forever.
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- You could go looking
for the remote.
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You know, find it,
bring it back.
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Fetch it!
Fetch it, boy!
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You can do it.
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Go on, go get that remote.
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- Okay, I'll do it!
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[adventurous music plays]
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Hi, I'm Patrick Star.
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And we're gonna be searching
for the "Remoto Dragon,"
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More commonly known
as the TV remote.
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On today's
"Lookin' Around For..."
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- [grunts]
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[grunting]
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Okay, camera one is good to go.
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- Ow!
- [gurgles]
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- Happy hunting.
And remember,
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don't come home empty-handed.
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Your entire "Patrick Show"
audience is watching!
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- Huh?
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Oh...
- Oh, don't mind me.
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I always enjoy a good failure.
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[chuckles]
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- Huh.
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Whoo!
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- Ooh.
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[grunts]
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- Fascinating.
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These natural sofa formations
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must have been here
for thousands of years.
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Or at least since Mom
reupholstered the couch.
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Wow.
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This place is a gold mine.
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Oh, I thought
I lost this comic!
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Cha-ching!
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Check out all the loose change.
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What?
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Oh, my gosh,
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my yo-yo!
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[giggles]
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I missed you most of all,
yo-yo.
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[grunts]
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[gulps]
Oh...
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Whoa!
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[yells]
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[gasps]
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Must be the end of the river.
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Maybe we can
pick up his trail from here.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Remoto Dragons love to hide
deep in cushion jungles
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just like these.
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- [snarls]
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[growls]
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- Wait, remote!
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Come back and let me catch you!
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- [snarls]
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- [panting]
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Help, I'm being crushed
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by two of the biggest,
roundest, heaviest things
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I've ever been crushed by!
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["Mermaid Man" theme plays]
- Joy!
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The 168-hour "Mermaid Man"
marathon is about to begin!
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Time to get really, really,
extra comfortable.
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- [growls]
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- [screams]
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Ouch...
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- You did it Ouchie,
we're safe!
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[yells]
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I was wrong.
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Tragedy can strike
at any moment!
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Whoa!
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- Ah!
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[whimpers]
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Whoa!
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[grunts]
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Oof!
[struggles]
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Oh, shrimp!
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Patrick, I lost the rope.
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Are you okay?
Are you still recording?
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- Still here
and still rolling, sis.
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I think
some sort of sock-a-dactyl
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took me to its house.
- [screeches]
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- [chirping]
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- Ooh.
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Looks like it's lunch time.
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[gurgles]
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[burps]
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Mmm, tastes like argyle.
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- Ew.
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Wait. A sock-a-dactyl?
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Patrick, I don't think
you're in the couch anymore!
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I think you've broken through
to a dresser!
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Don't worry, Big Brother,
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I promise I'll find you!
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- Cool, you do you.
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I'm gonna keep looking
for the remote.
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[yawns]
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- [panting]
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He's got to be here somewhere!
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[clowns squeaking]
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[grunts]
Huh?
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- [humming]
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What's going on, sweetie?
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Patrick went in the couch
after the remote,
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but now I lost him
in a dresser!
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- [chuckles]
That's nice.
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Is Patrick
your imaginary friend?
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- What?
No, he's your son!
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- [gasps]
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My imaginary son
is in trouble?
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Then I'm going in after him.
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[grunts]
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- [struggles]
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This might take a moment.
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So we'll be right back
after a word from our sponsor.
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[struggles]
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[European folk music playing]
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- Hi, I'm Rube Goldfish,
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owner of Bikini Bottom
Gold Tours.
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And I wanna take you
on a magical trip
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through your own furniture.
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- Ooh.
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- Imagine eight luxurious days
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seeing your couch,
your love seat,
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even your credenza,
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like you've never
seen them before.
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Why, you've never
truly experienced
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Grandma's china hutch
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until you've
spent the night there.
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Ooh, looks cozy!
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Call the number
to book your trip today.
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It'll be amazing.
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[gasps, screams]
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- Aw, there's no remote here,
either.
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[dramatic music]
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- Tally-ho!
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- Ah!
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- Now, remember,
if you find Patrick,
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give a shout
and tug on the rope.
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- Oh, no.
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I ain't going searchin'
for a boob
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who can't find his way
out of a chair.
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I have nappin' to do!
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- He's your grandson!
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Besides,
it's going to be on TV,
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which makes it important.
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- [screams]
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- Some Remoto Dragons
have adapted to urban living,
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and can now be found
in old junk drawers.
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Like this one.
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Ooh, looks like a dragon print.
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Hey, I was lookin' at that!
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- [snarls]
- Wow, Remoto.
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You got big.
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- [growls]
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[snarling]
- [grunting]
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[shouts]
- [snarls]
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- Huh?
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The low battery light?
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No wonder you've been
so cranky.
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[yells]
- [growls]
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[snarls]
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- [whimpers]
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Batteries!
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Oh, I hope they're double A.
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- [growling]
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- [struggles]
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- [struggling]
- [growling]
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[gulps]
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[snarls]
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[barks happily]
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- [giggles]
Aww.
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Squidina, I did it!
I got the remote.
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But how do I get out of here?
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- [struggles]
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Don't worry, bro.
I sent the whole town
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into the couch
searching for you.
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We'll have you out in a jiffy!
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[struggles]
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- Yo, pink dude,
ya in here?
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- Breaking news,
local stay-at-home son
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Patrick Star
is missing in the couch.
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Film at 11.
247
00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:51,083
- Where's my big boy?
248
00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:54,286
I brought you
a change of underwear.
249
00:09:55,654 --> 00:09:57,922
- I did it! I found him!
250
00:09:58,057 --> 00:10:00,159
I found him!
251
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,027
[all yelling]
252
00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,729
[all shout]
253
00:10:04,796 --> 00:10:05,730
- [giggles]
254
00:10:05,797 --> 00:10:06,998
Huh? Hmm?
255
00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:09,134
- My boy.
256
00:10:09,201 --> 00:10:11,903
- But that's not Patrick,
that's Ouchie.
257
00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:13,472
- Are you sure?
258
00:10:13,538 --> 00:10:15,307
He has my eyes.
259
00:10:15,374 --> 00:10:17,042
- Do you know what this means?
260
00:10:17,109 --> 00:10:18,943
Patrick's lost!
261
00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:21,313
He's putting on
the best show ever
262
00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,148
and we're not
getting any of it!
263
00:10:23,215 --> 00:10:24,616
This is terrible!
264
00:10:24,683 --> 00:10:27,286
Maybe we should
send someone in after him.
265
00:10:28,187 --> 00:10:30,355
- Patrick, you're safe!
266
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,991
- Patrick, I'm safe!
- Ooh!
267
00:10:33,058 --> 00:10:36,027
- And now I can
use the remote again.
268
00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:38,029
[all cheer weakly]
- My boy.
269
00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:40,065
- It all worked out.
270
00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:42,201
How disappointing.
271
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,969
[chatter on television]
272
00:10:45,036 --> 00:10:46,571
- Hello?
- Hm?
273
00:10:46,638 --> 00:10:48,807
- Can anyone hear me?
274
00:10:48,873 --> 00:10:51,443
I'm still in here!
[banging]
275
00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:53,678
What's going on?
276
00:10:53,745 --> 00:10:57,015
- See, this is why
you need a remote.
277
00:10:57,082 --> 00:10:58,517
- Hey!
278
00:11:01,253 --> 00:11:03,788
What's this, bowling?
279
00:11:03,855 --> 00:11:05,757
I love bowling!
280
00:11:05,824 --> 00:11:07,592
I'll show you amateurs
281
00:11:07,659 --> 00:11:10,629
how we used to knock 'em down
before the war!
282
00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:12,030
Gimme that ball!
283
00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:14,633
[grunts]
284
00:11:14,699 --> 00:11:16,168
[shouts]
285
00:11:16,235 --> 00:11:17,336
Whoo-hoo!
286
00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:19,371
- Go, GrandPat!
- I love bowling!
287
00:11:20,205 --> 00:11:22,707
[whimsical music]
288
00:11:22,774 --> 00:11:25,410
* *
289
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,478
- Hm?
290
00:11:29,047 --> 00:11:30,782
[applause]
291
00:11:30,849 --> 00:11:32,551
Thank you, thank you.
292
00:11:32,617 --> 00:11:36,588
Welcome to the first annual
Pat-A-Thon.
293
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:40,292
We're raising money today
for Snails Who Can't Dance.
294
00:11:40,359 --> 00:11:42,627
And here's your host,
295
00:11:42,694 --> 00:11:44,229
Patrick Star!
296
00:11:44,296 --> 00:11:46,030
- [burps]
- [screams]
297
00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:48,233
- [yells]
Oof!
298
00:11:49,234 --> 00:11:51,069
[funky music plays]
299
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,937
* They weren't born to boogie *
300
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,174
* It's a sad, sad tale *
301
00:11:55,207 --> 00:11:56,941
* Never learned to dance *
302
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,477
* Like a happy *
303
00:11:58,543 --> 00:11:59,611
Uh...
304
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,012
- Snail!
305
00:12:01,079 --> 00:12:02,914
- Gesundheit!
306
00:12:02,981 --> 00:12:04,949
- [applauds]
307
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,418
- Hey, folks!
308
00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:10,789
You wanna know how snails
settle their differences?
309
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,592
They "slug" it out!
310
00:12:13,658 --> 00:12:16,094
Eh? Eh?
[crickets chirp]
311
00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,596
Aw.
312
00:12:17,662 --> 00:12:20,199
- The canned laughter is stuck!
313
00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:22,401
- Ha-ha.
314
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:24,969
[wheezes]
- It's gone stale.
315
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,638
- Oh.
[laughs]
316
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:31,210
Let's say hello
to our Pat-A-Thon phone bank!
317
00:12:31,243 --> 00:12:33,845
We collected
some neighborhood randos
318
00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:37,716
to sit by and take
your calls and pledges.
319
00:12:37,782 --> 00:12:39,218
- [barks]
320
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:42,654
- You can call me with
your most intimate pledges.
321
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,922
- If you'd like
to make a call,
322
00:12:43,988 --> 00:12:45,857
please hang up and try again.
- [burps]
323
00:12:45,924 --> 00:12:48,527
- Excuse me,
I don't want to do this.
324
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,895
I'm just here
for my paper route money.
325
00:12:50,962 --> 00:12:52,364
[phone rings]
Hello?
326
00:12:52,431 --> 00:12:55,234
- [mumbling]
- Is there a "Boring" here?
327
00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,502
An I.M. Boring?
328
00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:00,739
Does anyone know I.M. Boring?
329
00:13:00,805 --> 00:13:03,708
- Yeah, we know!
[laughter]
330
00:13:03,775 --> 00:13:05,244
- [grumbles]
331
00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:09,681
- Ha. Today's goal is to raise
a thousand hundred dollars
332
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:13,252
to get every non-hoofing snail
333
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,654
the dance lessons they need.
334
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:16,688
Hey!
335
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,557
Let's check the tote board
336
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:21,660
to see how much money
we've raised so far.
337
00:13:24,296 --> 00:13:26,265
[giggles]
338
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,500
Such generosity.
339
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,939
Let's check in with GrandPat
in the backyard.
340
00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:38,577
He's gonna do a dangerous stunt
to help us raise money.
341
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:41,346
Take it away, Church Curtains!
342
00:13:41,413 --> 00:13:43,081
- Uh, that's Perch Perkins.
343
00:13:43,147 --> 00:13:45,817
And I'm here
in the Star Family backyard
344
00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:49,288
where GrandPat will attempt
a frightening and stupid set
345
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:50,755
of daredevil stunts
346
00:13:50,822 --> 00:13:53,292
on what looks like
an obstacle course
347
00:13:53,325 --> 00:13:55,894
built by
a stark raving lunatic.
348
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,863
Oh, and here's
our future casualty now.
349
00:13:58,930 --> 00:14:00,732
What are you doin' there,
old-timer?
350
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,634
- I'm making out my will.
351
00:14:02,701 --> 00:14:04,703
Nobody gets nothin'!
352
00:14:04,769 --> 00:14:07,005
- Ah-ha, the elderly.
353
00:14:07,071 --> 00:14:08,106
Back to the studio.
354
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:09,508
- Thanks, Lurch.
355
00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:10,909
Right now,
I'd like to bring out
356
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,313
one of the reasons why
we're doing this telethon.
357
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:16,748
Say hello to Gary--
358
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,217
a snail who can't dance--
359
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,354
and his owner, Spongebob!
360
00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:24,323
* *
361
00:14:24,356 --> 00:14:26,591
- Thank you, Mister Star.
362
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,728
- Now tell us
your pathetic story
363
00:14:29,794 --> 00:14:31,430
just like we rehearsed.
364
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,997
- Yes, well, you see,
365
00:14:33,064 --> 00:14:35,934
I've tried every dance
there is with Gary.
366
00:14:37,201 --> 00:14:38,670
We tried tap.
367
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:41,906
Hm?
368
00:14:41,973 --> 00:14:43,742
[deflating noise]
- Meow.
369
00:14:43,808 --> 00:14:45,143
- We tried ballet.
370
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:47,446
Eh?
371
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,381
- [groans]
372
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:51,583
- We even tried slam dancing.
373
00:14:55,086 --> 00:14:56,020
- [groans]
374
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,858
- But my poor snail
just can't dance.
375
00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:01,460
[banging]
- Let's go!
376
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:04,062
Dirty laundry time!
377
00:15:04,128 --> 00:15:05,196
- Mom!
378
00:15:05,263 --> 00:15:06,698
I'm doing a show!
379
00:15:06,765 --> 00:15:09,100
- And I'm doing the laundry.
380
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:12,103
Come on,
off with your dirty shorts.
381
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:13,372
- Aw...
382
00:15:14,773 --> 00:15:16,375
Hey, Mom, since you're here,
383
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,510
why don't you do that thing
with your tattoo?
384
00:15:18,577 --> 00:15:19,644
- [giggles]
385
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,546
Oh, all right.
386
00:15:21,613 --> 00:15:25,049
* *
387
00:15:25,116 --> 00:15:26,250
[giggles]
388
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,986
Whoo-whoo!
[giggles]
389
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,388
Whoo!
390
00:15:29,421 --> 00:15:30,489
* *
391
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,690
Whoo!
[giggles]
392
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,758
* *
393
00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:35,860
[applause]
394
00:15:35,927 --> 00:15:38,530
- Master,
I'd like to pledge
395
00:15:38,597 --> 00:15:40,699
so the snails can dance.
396
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,033
- With what?
397
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,903
You don't have anything
because I don't pay you.
398
00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:49,874
- Patgor has been saving things
from the doctor's floor.
399
00:15:49,941 --> 00:15:52,477
Patgor was going
to build a friend,
400
00:15:52,544 --> 00:15:56,014
but now wants snails to dance.
401
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,784
- Oh, you know I don't approve
of things that aren't wicked.
402
00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:02,521
But perhaps
making a snail dance
403
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,856
is a new kind of evil.
404
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,057
Where's the phone?
405
00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:08,092
[doorbell rings]
- Argh!
406
00:16:09,628 --> 00:16:11,029
- [grunts]
Sheesh,
407
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,597
I haven't used this thing
408
00:16:12,664 --> 00:16:14,833
since I was
hanging out with Dracula.
409
00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:17,669
Dead--just like Dracula.
410
00:16:17,736 --> 00:16:19,538
[crickets chirping]
411
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:23,041
[evil laughter]
412
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:26,210
Release the Whirly Brains!
413
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,213
- [laughs]
414
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,890
- Ring, ring!
415
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:42,927
Give my phone life!
[cackles]
416
00:16:42,994 --> 00:16:45,730
- [phone rings]
- [Spongebob monster rings]
417
00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:49,734
- I've got an incredible offer
on an exclusive time share
418
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,136
in the Black Lagoon
if you act now!
419
00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:53,472
- [groans]
420
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:56,374
Now I remember why
I disabled the phone.
421
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:57,776
[chainsaw whirrs]
422
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,544
[evil laughter]
423
00:16:59,611 --> 00:17:02,581
[lively saxophone music]
424
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,849
[both screaming]
425
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:09,588
* *
426
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:10,889
- [screams]
427
00:17:10,955 --> 00:17:12,891
[both screaming]
428
00:17:12,957 --> 00:17:16,495
* *
429
00:17:16,561 --> 00:17:18,362
- [yells]
430
00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:21,199
[laughs]
- [screams]
431
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:24,202
- Great!
Hey, everybody,
432
00:17:24,268 --> 00:17:27,572
I just bought a time share
in the Black Lagoon!
433
00:17:27,639 --> 00:17:29,373
[applause]
434
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,042
- Hold everything!
435
00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:32,811
Stop the music!
436
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,145
You don't need to raise money.
437
00:17:34,212 --> 00:17:35,580
- Is that a toaster?
438
00:17:35,647 --> 00:17:36,948
- T'ain't a toaster!
439
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:40,251
I call it
the Automatic Snail Hoofer.
440
00:17:40,318 --> 00:17:43,221
Just hook your gastropod
up to this baby
441
00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:45,790
and they'll be boogieing
at the barn in seconds.
442
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,959
Allow me to demonstrate.
443
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:51,530
Y'see, the hoofer
does your dance moves for ya.
444
00:17:51,596 --> 00:17:53,197
When I flip this switch,
445
00:17:53,264 --> 00:17:56,568
Gary will be
trippin' the light fantastic!
446
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,271
- [gurgling]
447
00:18:00,338 --> 00:18:01,372
Meow.
448
00:18:04,676 --> 00:18:06,645
- Woah-oah-oah-oah!
449
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:07,812
- [laughs]
450
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:08,980
Oof!
451
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,983
[all yelling]
452
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,051
D'oh!
453
00:18:13,117 --> 00:18:15,153
- May I have the next dance?
454
00:18:16,621 --> 00:18:17,956
- [screams]
455
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,597
It just needs
some minor adjustments.
456
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,600
- [yowls]
- Yikes!
457
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,134
[screams]
458
00:18:30,201 --> 00:18:32,671
* *
459
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,105
- Whoo-hoo!
460
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:36,875
One penny
on the way to our goal.
461
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:42,814
Keep those calls, letters,
and psychic messages coming in.
462
00:18:42,881 --> 00:18:47,218
Oh, psychic message
coming in from the backyard.
463
00:18:47,285 --> 00:18:49,654
And Birch Jerkins.
464
00:18:49,721 --> 00:18:52,156
- That's Perch Perkins.
465
00:18:52,223 --> 00:18:54,593
You're now looking
at the Alligator Jump,
466
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,662
Wheel of Fire,
ten blindfolded boxing champs,
467
00:18:57,729 --> 00:19:00,398
and a math teacher
with a problem.
468
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:03,234
The time is getting closer
when Patrick's grandfather
469
00:19:03,301 --> 00:19:05,904
will sacrifice himself
in order to help
470
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,873
poor, unfortunate snails
to dance.
471
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,809
- What's this about snails?
472
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,511
- [laughs]
Oh, what a relic.
473
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:14,613
Back to you.
474
00:19:14,646 --> 00:19:15,914
- Thanks, Blerch!
475
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,482
- Gary, get fixin'
to shake your tail feather
476
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:21,085
'cause I got a new solution!
477
00:19:21,152 --> 00:19:24,789
I call it
the Cutting a Rug Rug.
478
00:19:24,856 --> 00:19:26,357
[vibrates]
479
00:19:26,424 --> 00:19:28,492
Let me demonstrate.
480
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:31,229
All right, Gary,
show 'em what you got!
481
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,631
- Meow!
[vibrates]
482
00:19:32,697 --> 00:19:33,898
- Whoa!
483
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,533
* Bow to your partner
Bow to your own *
484
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,201
* You're shook up
Down to the bone *
485
00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:38,703
* And a dosido--*
486
00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:40,304
[screams]
487
00:19:40,371 --> 00:19:41,539
[phone rings]
- Y'ello?
488
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,142
- [mumbles]
- Anybody here named Ima?
489
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,010
Ima Loser?
490
00:19:46,077 --> 00:19:48,980
Hey, everybody!
Ima Loser!
491
00:19:49,047 --> 00:19:50,849
- We know!
[laughter]
492
00:19:50,915 --> 00:19:51,950
- [grumbles]
493
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,284
- [snores]
[alarm rings]
494
00:19:53,351 --> 00:19:55,486
[shouts]
Oof!
495
00:19:55,553 --> 00:19:58,356
Looks like we're nearing
the end of our Pat-A-Thon
496
00:19:58,422 --> 00:20:00,892
for Snails Who Can't Dance.
497
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:02,393
But before we go,
498
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,696
let's get out
to our big finale
499
00:20:04,763 --> 00:20:07,065
with Perch Perkins!
500
00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:08,432
- That's Search Gherkins!
501
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,301
I-I mean Smerch Lurkins!
502
00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:12,136
Agh! Whatever.
503
00:20:12,203 --> 00:20:13,672
Time for the big stunt.
504
00:20:13,738 --> 00:20:15,273
[sighs]
505
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,842
Looks like grandson
is giving grandfather
506
00:20:17,909 --> 00:20:19,577
a last-minute pep talk.
507
00:20:19,644 --> 00:20:23,715
- I just wanna say
it's been nice knowing you.
508
00:20:23,782 --> 00:20:24,949
Oh, wait, wait,
509
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,818
that came out wrong.
510
00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:28,486
- Grandson,
511
00:20:28,552 --> 00:20:31,322
can you check
the heating pad in my seat?
512
00:20:31,389 --> 00:20:33,357
It's not working.
513
00:20:33,424 --> 00:20:34,659
- [grunts] Ooh.
514
00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:37,428
Well, my buns
are nice and toasty.
515
00:20:37,495 --> 00:20:38,930
[yells]
- [chuckles]
516
00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:40,531
- Whoa!
517
00:20:40,598 --> 00:20:41,766
[screams]
518
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:46,304
[screaming]
519
00:20:47,605 --> 00:20:49,540
- [yells]
- [giggles]
520
00:20:50,641 --> 00:20:52,410
- Ha-ha!
521
00:20:54,278 --> 00:20:56,280
- [shivers]
522
00:20:56,347 --> 00:20:58,149
- The excitement
is killing me.
523
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,785
Is it killing you?
524
00:21:00,852 --> 00:21:02,787
- Maybe.
525
00:21:02,854 --> 00:21:04,923
[both yelling]
526
00:21:06,024 --> 00:21:07,091
- I did it!
- [yells]
527
00:21:07,158 --> 00:21:08,426
- I did it, y'all!
- Ah!
528
00:21:08,492 --> 00:21:09,961
- I found the cure!
- Meow.
529
00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:12,196
- I call it the Tap Spray.
530
00:21:12,263 --> 00:21:13,932
- Meow?
531
00:21:13,998 --> 00:21:16,000
[jazz music playing]
532
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,168
[tapping]
533
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:18,636
- Meow.
534
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:21,439
[meowing]
535
00:21:21,505 --> 00:21:23,975
* *
536
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:25,977
Meow, meow, meow.
537
00:21:26,044 --> 00:21:27,545
Meow, meow!
538
00:21:27,611 --> 00:21:29,213
- Yahoo!
539
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,949
Look at that snail a-tappin'!
540
00:21:31,015 --> 00:21:32,016
- Yeah!
541
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,484
[phone rings]
- Ah.
542
00:21:33,551 --> 00:21:39,824
* *
543
00:21:39,891 --> 00:21:42,927
[tapping]
[Spongebob vocalizing]
544
00:21:42,994 --> 00:21:44,062
- [yells]
545
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,230
[crashing]
546
00:21:46,297 --> 00:21:47,665
- Thank you, everyone,
547
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:51,535
for making this Pat-A-Thon
a huge success!
548
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:52,871
- All right, listen up.
549
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,573
I've got a message here
from a Mia Dumbbell.
550
00:21:55,639 --> 00:21:58,209
Can someone please call
Mia Dumbell?
551
00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:01,780
- [in unison]
Okay, You're a dumbbell!
552
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,081
[laughter]
- [grumbles]
553
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,916
I hate telethons!
554
00:22:06,317 --> 00:22:09,253
[upbeat music]
555
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:16,427
* *
556
00:22:16,477 --> 00:22:21,027
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