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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents.
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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[wacky music]
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This is my mom.
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? ?
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This is my sister.
She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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this is my show!
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? ?
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[peaceful music]
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- [yawns]
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? ?
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Whee!
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Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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- [panting]
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Huh?
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- [snoring]
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- Patrick?
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- [grunts, giggles]
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- Patrick!
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- [continues snoring]
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- Come on, Patrick.
The show must go on.
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[coughing]
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Coming to you from
the Star family home,
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It's time for...
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"The Patrick Show"!
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And here
is your wide-awake host...
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- Me!
[triumphant music]
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Today, I'm gonna show you
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some great miniature golf tips.
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Fore!
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Five...
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nine...
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[grunts]
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- [gasps]
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- This would probably
work better with a golf club.
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I'll be right back.
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Take it away, Squidina.
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- Patrick, you know I have
stage-4 stage fright!
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[whimpers]
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[crickets chirp,
audience coughs]
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[laughs nervously]
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- [laughing]
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Huh?
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Oh, hi, GrandPat!
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Just going upstairs.
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- Greetings, grandson!
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Just going downstairs.
There we go.
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- I'm just gonna go get some--
- Please step aside.
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- Please step aside.
- What?
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- What? No--
both: No, you step aside.
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- Age before ugly.
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- Pearls before swine.
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- I before thee!
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- I'm sorry, GrandPat,
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but Dad always told me...
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- Son, the best advice I could
ever give you is:
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"Never back down
from a 'stair off.'"
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- I told you that!
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That's my advice.
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- Ow! Oof! Ooh!
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- Well, I don't care
who said it first.
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I gotta get my golf club.
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- And I hate
the upstairs bathroom.
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[both growling]
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[both grunt]
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both: Eh?
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- En garde.
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- I'll unguard you.
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both: I challenge you
to a stair off!
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[both braying]
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[electricity crackling]
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- [laughing]
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[quirky music]
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- [grumbles]
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- [whines]
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Master, I was watching that.
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- Please.
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That show is made
by idiots for morons.
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- That's why I love it.
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- [groaning]
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Eyeball!
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- [laughing]
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- [growls]
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[both shrieking]
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[doorbell rings]
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both: ? Who is it? ?
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- [growls]
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- I'm home!
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[giggling]
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[mob cheers]
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- Ah, shut up!
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- Aww, what's the matter Dr. P?
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- Pat-gor is hogging
the remote again.
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- Well, I wanna watch
the idiots on the stairs.
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- Hmm.
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There must be a way to watch
two shows at the same time.
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Let me think.
- Ha-ha!
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You see, Pat-gor,
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now that I upgraded
the SpongeMonster
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with a genius brain,
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he can rationally
solve any problem.
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[cackling]
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Don't think too hard,
brainiac;
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you'll have a blowout.
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- [babbling]
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[explosion]
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- I told him.
- You did.
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- [grunts]
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[quirky music]
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? ?
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- I know exactly what to do.
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- [groans]
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- Two shows at the same time.
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- Huzzah, master!
He is a genius.
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- Here you go!
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[both shouting]
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[electricity crackling]
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- Mm-hmm!
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[both groan]
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- Now back to
"The Patrick Show"!
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[triumphant music]
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[suspenseful music]
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? ?
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- Nobody's coming down
these stairs, soldier!
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- And nobody's going up them
either, dog face.
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- Hot stuff, coming through.
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I have to use
the downstairs bathroom.
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- Stand with me, son.
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And someday,
when this Neptune-forsaken war
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is over you'll use that
bathroom--
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right after me.
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- Stand with me, Father,
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and help
retrieveth my golf club.
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- Sorry, son.
But I really have to go.
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- Aww, Dad.
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? ?
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- We are in
the middle of a show.
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What are you doing?
- I need to get my golf club.
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And GrandPat won't
let me go upstairs.
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- [growls]
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- [sweetly] GrandPat?
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Patrick needs that club, which
means the show needs that club,
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which means
we're getting that club!
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[roars]
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- [whimpers]
- Uh-huh.
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[grunting] Here.
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[shouting]
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- Get 'em!
- Get 'em.
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[Squidina and GrandPat
cheering indistinctly]
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? ?
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- Patrick? Squidina?
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Anyone?
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I have important news!
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[screams]
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- Morning, Gladys.
- Morning, Bunny.
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- [grunting]
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- Mop up the floor with him!
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- [groaning] Patrick.
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[groans]
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- Oh!
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What is it, Mom?
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Tell us, what is it?
[whimpers]
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- I made jelly sandwiches!
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all: Yeah!
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[all munching]
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- This is Perch Perkins
coming to you live
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from a local suburban home
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where, after a brief ceasefire
for jelly sandwiches,
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a stair war
continues to escalate.
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- Will those who wanna go up
the stairs stand down?
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all: No!
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- Will those who want to go
down the stairs stand up?
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all: No!
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both: Then we shall clash.
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[all shouting]
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- Wow! This is the most
exciting stair war
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of all the stair wars
I've ever been to.
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Look out! Incoming bread!
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Sourdough!
Pumpernickel!
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[reporter shouting,
helicopter zooming]
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- [growls]
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- [growls]
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- Bread won't stop him.
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Time for plan B!
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[toilet growls]
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[shrieks]
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This is why I hate
the upstairs bathroom!
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Age before ugly!
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? ?
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- So we meet again, eh?
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Who are you?
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- I'm the one who's gonna make
you wish I wasn't your grandpa.
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- Wait! I know you.
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GrandPat!
[laughing]
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- Don't change the subject.
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I still want satisfaction.
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- Very well.
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We joust!
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[dramatic music]
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? ?
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[both shouting]
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- Hey, wait a minute.
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I've got something
caught in my teeth.
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Hey! My golf club!
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Hey, Squidina, I got my club!
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[laughing]
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[house rumbling]
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- [shouts]
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Huh?
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The downstairs bathroom!
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- Mustache before beard.
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- [groans]
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[whimpers]
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[wacky music]
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- Whoo-hoo!
And we're back.
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- And we're out of time.
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Tune in tomorrow for more fun
on "The Patrick Show"!
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See you then.
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- Oops.
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- Come on, wheel.
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Give me a good idea
for my show.
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Eel hats?
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Well, I guess we could do
a fashion episode.
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[shouts]
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Well, that's no good.
[harrumphs]
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Who knew making TV shows
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would be harder
than watching TV shows?
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Uh-oh.
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- Morning.
[shouts]
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Patrick, how's the ole
creative process going?
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- Terrible!
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I've been spinning all morning,
and I still got nothing.
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- Hmm.
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00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:07,908
Uh-huh.
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Well, I'm sure he'll come up
with a neat show idea, like...
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[music box tune playing,
engine humming]
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- Ice cream!
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- [groans]
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? ?
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00:12:19,964 --> 00:12:24,142
- Well, looks like we're doing
another ice cream show!
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- ? Who's the peanut
with a man inside ?
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? That sings
your favorite song? ?
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? Who's got sweets
and frozen treats ?
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? That you can spend
your money on? ?
250
00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:32,150
? Who's your favorite
ice cream man ?
251
00:12:32,237 --> 00:12:33,978
? From now until you're gone? ?
252
00:12:34,065 --> 00:12:35,718
children:
? The Goober truck guy! ?
253
00:12:35,805 --> 00:12:37,503
[slurping]
254
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,895
- ? Who shows you how to... ?
Ah!
255
00:12:38,983 --> 00:12:41,637
It's him. Sweet Neptune!
256
00:12:41,724 --> 00:12:44,118
[cowering]
- I'll take a Sweet Neptune.
257
00:12:44,205 --> 00:12:48,122
? ?
258
00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:51,691
[light music]
259
00:12:51,778 --> 00:12:55,173
? ?
260
00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:57,262
- [gasps]
261
00:12:57,349 --> 00:12:59,438
[chomps]
262
00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:02,919
[gobbling] Ah!
263
00:13:03,007 --> 00:13:05,270
[cackles]
264
00:13:09,578 --> 00:13:12,929
[munching]
265
00:13:13,017 --> 00:13:16,585
- The horror. The horror!
266
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,935
[warbles]
267
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,550
- Ice cream!
268
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,684
- The horror!
269
00:13:32,123 --> 00:13:34,603
- Looks like you made
quite the impression.
270
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:35,909
? ?
271
00:13:35,996 --> 00:13:39,260
[crickets chirp]
272
00:13:42,611 --> 00:13:44,918
- Now that that's over...
- Hmm?
273
00:13:45,005 --> 00:13:47,399
- We're live in five, four,
274
00:13:47,486 --> 00:13:49,923
three, two...
[mouths word]
275
00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:51,620
- Oh, no.
276
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:55,450
There is no show
until I get my ice cream.
277
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:03,545
Mean old ice cream man!
I'm gonna get your ice cream.
278
00:14:03,632 --> 00:14:06,026
- Guess if you want
something done,
279
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,593
sometimes you have
to take matters
280
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,421
into your own tentacles.
281
00:14:09,508 --> 00:14:11,771
The show must go on.
282
00:14:11,858 --> 00:14:14,382
[grunting]
283
00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:18,082
[as Patrick] Welcome
to "The Patrick Show"!
284
00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:21,172
Today, we are talking
about...uh...
285
00:14:21,259 --> 00:14:23,870
uh, oh--enemies.
286
00:14:23,957 --> 00:14:26,699
I got 'em. You got 'em.
287
00:14:26,786 --> 00:14:30,529
Sometimes, I'm my own sister's
enemy 'cause I go crazy
288
00:14:30,616 --> 00:14:33,227
and I ruin
all her hard work.
289
00:14:33,314 --> 00:14:36,143
Now, here's
a pre-recorded segment,
290
00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:40,060
from when I wasn't being
such a stubborn jerk.
291
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,757
- Hey, there.
292
00:14:41,844 --> 00:14:44,456
Today we're looking at nature,
293
00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:46,936
which is, like, plants
and rocks
294
00:14:47,023 --> 00:14:49,069
and books and stuff,
I guess.
295
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:52,420
Hey! There's my pet, Ouchie.
296
00:14:52,507 --> 00:14:54,161
He's natural.
297
00:14:54,248 --> 00:14:59,471
And he's got a big bowl
of yummy, tasty, urchin food.
298
00:14:59,558 --> 00:15:04,389
And there's his
natural enemy, the sea bunny.
299
00:15:04,476 --> 00:15:06,130
I call him Pinkeye.
300
00:15:06,217 --> 00:15:08,219
- Ooh!
- Ooh, he's hungry!
301
00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:11,004
I wonder if Ouchie
will share?
302
00:15:11,091 --> 00:15:13,920
Mother says sharing is caring,
303
00:15:14,007 --> 00:15:18,142
but she never wants to share
her lipstick with me.
304
00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:20,970
Whoa!
Let's see what happens next.
305
00:15:21,057 --> 00:15:22,537
Probably nothing.
306
00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:24,104
Nature's boring!
307
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,714
Heh-heh, get him, Ouchie.
308
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,020
- [growling]
309
00:15:27,107 --> 00:15:28,935
Ow! [babbles]
- Oh, no!
310
00:15:29,022 --> 00:15:32,504
One time, I got my tongue
stuck in a trap like that.
311
00:15:32,591 --> 00:15:35,333
If I ever find out who
put that cheese on there...
312
00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,638
Whoa!
313
00:15:36,725 --> 00:15:38,249
Look out, Ouchie.
314
00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:39,815
Look out, house!
315
00:15:39,902 --> 00:15:41,600
Look out, world!
316
00:15:41,687 --> 00:15:42,862
Look out!
317
00:15:42,949 --> 00:15:44,951
Oh, that's it.
318
00:15:45,038 --> 00:15:47,214
I guess we live
in a duplex now.
319
00:15:47,301 --> 00:15:49,129
- Hmm!
- Heh! [blows raspberry]
320
00:15:50,478 --> 00:15:53,307
- Rockets? Cool!
321
00:15:55,962 --> 00:15:57,833
Boy, oh, boy!
322
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,228
Nature isn't boring.
It's got chase scenes.
323
00:16:01,707 --> 00:16:05,101
- All right, Patrick.
Ready to host yet?
324
00:16:05,189 --> 00:16:07,365
It's almost the top of the hour
325
00:16:07,452 --> 00:16:09,845
and you still gotta
plug the sponsors.
326
00:16:09,932 --> 00:16:11,020
- [grunts]
327
00:16:11,107 --> 00:16:13,066
I'm not plugging anything
328
00:16:13,153 --> 00:16:15,764
except my mouth hole
with ice cream.
329
00:16:19,725 --> 00:16:22,249
- Fine! I guess I'll shoot
some guest spots as filler.
330
00:16:28,081 --> 00:16:30,823
Hey, mom.
Do you have any enemies?
331
00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:33,869
- Well, of course not dear.
332
00:16:33,956 --> 00:16:36,785
I love everybody!
333
00:16:39,571 --> 00:16:42,791
Huh? [yelps]
334
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:46,447
Oh, but this toaster is
really starting to tick me off!
335
00:16:46,534 --> 00:16:49,929
[grunting]
336
00:16:50,016 --> 00:16:52,888
[toast boinging]
337
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,373
[grunting]
338
00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:03,856
[humming]
339
00:17:06,511 --> 00:17:08,382
[grumbles]
340
00:17:11,516 --> 00:17:13,039
[shouts]
341
00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:18,305
Hmm?
342
00:17:18,392 --> 00:17:20,394
Oh, I see the problem now.
343
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,485
I forgot to plug it in.
344
00:17:24,572 --> 00:17:26,357
[laughing]
345
00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:33,581
- Thanks for displaying grace
under pressure, Mom.
346
00:17:33,668 --> 00:17:36,192
- Oh, I always have Grace
on display.
347
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,846
No pressure needed.
348
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,544
[glass shatters]
349
00:17:39,631 --> 00:17:41,981
[humming]
350
00:17:44,592 --> 00:17:46,420
- Oh, no.
351
00:17:46,507 --> 00:17:48,509
- I'm gonna get your ice cream.
352
00:17:48,596 --> 00:17:52,861
? ?
353
00:17:56,212 --> 00:17:59,085
If this keeps up,
I'm gonna lose my lunch.
354
00:17:59,172 --> 00:18:01,348
Oh, boy! Lunchtime.
355
00:18:03,002 --> 00:18:05,439
[shouts]
356
00:18:05,526 --> 00:18:07,441
Aww...that was gonna
to tide me over
357
00:18:07,528 --> 00:18:09,182
till I got some ice cream!
358
00:18:09,269 --> 00:18:12,968
[warbling wildly]
359
00:18:16,624 --> 00:18:18,234
- [grunting]
360
00:18:18,322 --> 00:18:21,281
- GrandPat? I'm doing a segment
for Patrick's show.
361
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,805
Do you have any enemies?
362
00:18:23,892 --> 00:18:25,329
- Enemies?
363
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:28,549
At my age,
your only enemy is time.
364
00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:34,903
That's why I get
symbolic satisfaction
365
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,644
from smashin' clocks.
366
00:18:36,731 --> 00:18:39,168
[cuckoo cooing]
367
00:18:39,255 --> 00:18:44,173
Now, grab a hammer and laugh
in Father Time's face with me!
368
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:45,871
[triumphant music]
369
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,047
[both cackling]
370
00:18:48,134 --> 00:18:55,010
? ?
371
00:19:00,059 --> 00:19:02,453
[both laughing]
372
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,326
- Mm-hmm! That'll learn 'em!
373
00:19:09,547 --> 00:19:11,418
[alarm clock ringing]
374
00:19:11,505 --> 00:19:13,333
- [pouts]
- Aww.
375
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,074
What's the matter, son?
376
00:19:15,161 --> 00:19:18,947
- That darn ice cream man
won't give me any ice cream.
377
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,558
- Hmm.
378
00:19:20,645 --> 00:19:25,171
Sounds like the non-dairy days
of ice cream prohibition.
379
00:19:25,258 --> 00:19:26,433
Dark times, they were.
380
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,479
[old-timey music]
381
00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:31,133
The lactose intolerance
movement
382
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,832
had just banned
the sale of ice cream.
383
00:19:36,182 --> 00:19:38,271
- [sneezes]
384
00:19:40,273 --> 00:19:43,755
- With every ice cream parlor
closed,
385
00:19:43,842 --> 00:19:47,454
I started going
to sweet-easies.
386
00:19:49,935 --> 00:19:52,154
Oh!
387
00:19:55,897 --> 00:19:59,640
? ?
388
00:19:59,727 --> 00:20:01,686
[alarm blares, crowd shouts]
389
00:20:01,773 --> 00:20:03,644
And if they caught you
390
00:20:03,731 --> 00:20:06,647
with so much
as a sample size scoop,
391
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:09,607
they threw you in the slammer
392
00:20:09,694 --> 00:20:12,261
and only fed you prunes.
393
00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:16,440
That's where I learned
to like prunes.
394
00:20:19,704 --> 00:20:21,183
- Uh...
- [gulps]
395
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:23,272
Yep. In those days,
396
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:24,709
you had to know someone
397
00:20:24,796 --> 00:20:27,668
who could get you
the cold stuff on the sly.
398
00:20:27,755 --> 00:20:30,018
- Hey, I know someones!
399
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,716
My sister!
400
00:20:33,587 --> 00:20:34,675
- Wait! I meant, I have...
401
00:20:34,762 --> 00:20:37,983
some...ice cream right here.
402
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,332
Oh, well.
403
00:20:41,595 --> 00:20:44,380
Oh, prune-flavored!
404
00:20:47,688 --> 00:20:49,516
- Huh? Patrick, what are you--
405
00:20:49,603 --> 00:20:52,650
- Shush! It's coming!
406
00:20:52,737 --> 00:20:55,087
- Ah. Well, hello, young lady.
407
00:20:55,174 --> 00:20:57,176
Would you like
some ice cream today?
408
00:20:57,263 --> 00:21:02,050
- Two choco gonzo goobers.
- Eh, what the bush said.
409
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,270
- Yep, that's an awful lot
of ice cream
410
00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:05,532
for such a little girl.
411
00:21:05,619 --> 00:21:07,055
- Oh, they're not for me.
412
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,710
They're for my big brother.
- [babbling]
413
00:21:09,797 --> 00:21:11,495
- Big brother? Oh, no!
414
00:21:11,582 --> 00:21:13,932
- [shouts]
415
00:21:14,019 --> 00:21:15,803
Ice cream!
416
00:21:18,197 --> 00:21:20,416
[both struggling]
417
00:21:20,504 --> 00:21:21,722
Ice cream!
418
00:21:25,857 --> 00:21:28,163
Ice cream! Ice cream!
419
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:29,513
Ice cream!
420
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,167
- My Goober Mobile.
421
00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:33,212
Get back here!
422
00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:34,779
- Mmm!
423
00:21:37,738 --> 00:21:40,001
- I shouldn't have
unplugged it!
424
00:21:40,088 --> 00:21:42,090
[shouts]
425
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,353
- Laugh in Father Time's face,
will ya?
426
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,573
[shouting and whooshing]
427
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,882
- Oh! Uh...that's our show.
428
00:21:50,969 --> 00:21:52,666
I hope you learned a lot
about enemies.
429
00:21:52,753 --> 00:21:55,495
Or ice cream.
Or toaster repair?
430
00:21:56,496 --> 00:21:58,193
See you next time.
431
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,109
[wacky music]
432
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:05,196
? ?
433
00:22:05,246 --> 00:22:09,796
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