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Inspector Mak? Please follow me.

OK.

Take a bite.

It doesn't have AIDS.

Crazy!

- How much? - Seven bucks.

Baldy, how come you're working so late?

- You're not afraid? - Afraid of what?

People often get robbed here.

Oh, so you're a cop?!

- Give me change. - 15 bucks.

Don't move!

Don't move! Beware your baldy head doesn't explode!

Take the money.

Bullseye!

That one's fake, this one's real.

Throw down your knives! Put them down!

You bastard... hit me?

Bullseye!

Don't move!

Stay back!

I'll shoot!

Shoot me, then. Here's my heart.

Take aim.

Right, I'll give you a marker.

Take aim.

My God, it's stuck!

Come on... Shoot!

Bullseye!

You dare go out robbing?!

Still dare to hit me?!

Put it down! I said, put it down!

- You put it down first! - You're the thief, you put it down first!

Where is it?

Hey, sirl Stop toying with me.

I'll report you to the cops.

Report me to the cops? I am the cops!

Long Hair! Favus Scalp!

Run and I'll shoot!

Don't shoot...

Big shots?!

Afraid to die?

Move it!

Who's your boss, huh?

Bullseye! Get over there!

Get over!

Robbers go to ground when Baldy's around, haven't you heard?

I've heard that.

Who's your boss?

- Johnny Boy. - Eh, Johnny Boy?

Why didn't you tell me you were his fellows?

Come over here.

I heard Johnny's made a fortune.

Why doesn't he have your back?

Where's he hanging out? Who's he hanging with?

Sir, don't make fun of us.

We wouldn't betray our boss like that.

What have we done?

- It's just robbery, right? - Right.

At worst, that's two-to-three years banged up.

- Arrest us! - Arrest you?!

Two-to-three years?

Robbery, obstructing police business, resisting arrest,

grabbing a police gun, armed robbery.

Besides, I have your fingerprints.

I'll see you don't get out till 1997.

Are you bluffing us?

It's not bluffing, it's framing.

Talk fast,

and Uncle will let you go, if he's in a good mood.

Otherwise, you'll witness the history of 1997 from inside a labour camp.

Hey, who wants hard labour?

Hey... Sir...

- I'll talk. - Talk, then.

My boss is mixed up with Prince Dak.

I know!

He's helping Prince Dak traffic drugs.

I know that, too!

Hey, sir! Really, I don't know anything else.

You haven't told me where he hangs out.

Hey, sir! If I knew that, I wouldn't have to rob this place!

Sir, I'm begging you.

I swear. Trust me.

You're beyond help! No point arguing...

- Get going. - GOo?

Get lost!

- Let's go! - Hey!

Take your toys with you.

So you won't need to buy new ones next time you go out robbing.

- Sir, thank you very much... - You're welcome.

Hurry, let's go! We're really lucky!

Don't move! CID.

Robbery? Against the wall!

No, it isn't! The bald cop inside let us go.

Stop talking! Against the wall!

- Don't move! - Hey! What a coincidence, Senior Fatty!

Hey, Baldy. Any clues?

- Half. - Are you kidding me?

You only took half and let them go?

What are you doing?

He said he'd talk only when he saw you.

Hey, now you've seen him, you can say it.

I didn't say that.

Why are you looking at me?

I'm in charge inside, he's in charge outside.

Nothing I can do.

Hey, sir! What's going on?

You better ask him.

Baldy, what did he tell you?

Everything he told me you already know.

- Then what don't I know? - He wouldn't say.

Why didn't you tell him everything inside?

You bastard!

You criminals think we're so bored you need to give us things to do?

- Where's your boss? - I really don't know.

If I knew, I'd have told Officer Baldy!

I got the measure of him. He wouldn't lie to me.

Just let them go.

- Get going! - Thank you, sir!

Go? Where are you going?

You can cheat Baldy, but you can't cheat me!

If you don't talk, you're shit out of luck!

- I'll talk... - My God! Now you talk?!

You wouldn't talk inside, but will out here?!

You can't bully me!

I'm charging him with armed robbery.

Here, the evidence. I'll call for a police car now.

Oh, that's seven years at least.

Sir, don't! I'll talk.

After I talk, will you really let me go?

What? You're giving me conditions?!

Don't scare him, give him a chance.

Tell me where your boss is.

I only know the boss often hangs out at the Games Centre on Pak Tai Street.

Are you pulling my leg?

I'd pull my dad's, but not yours.

Get lost...

- Thank you, sir. - It's nothing. Get going.

- Thank you. - Walk slowly.

Robbery!!

Stop, police! Stop!

Don't run! Don't move! Hold it!

This is the place.

Come on.

What's this "hmmm"? Get out of the car.

Hey, Baldy!

There's a car parked across the street with the ignition on.

Hey... Don't look...

They've got the air conditioner turned on.

The window's open, why's the air conditioner on?

They'll suffocate if they smoke in there with the window shut.

Look at all those cigarette butts on the ground.

There must be something awry.

He must be waiting for someone.

Why are you so meddlesome?

We're here to arrest Johnny Boy.

- Let's go. - Hey, I'm pretty sure they're robbers!

Johnny Boy.

Hey, Johnny Boy!

Johnny Boy, don't run!

I'm a cop! Where's the alarm ringing?

- I don't know! - Robbery...

- Where...? - Where's the robbery?

Upstairs, room 308, third floor, Regent Jewellery Company.

How many robbers?

About six or seven.

Any weapons?

There are knives and guns; all their faces are masked.

Don't be afraid, come this way.

I'm borrowing this. I'm CID, I'll pay you back.

Hey...

Give way... Don't let him get away...

- Hey... - Bullseye!

Why did you hit my head?

Bastard, you still want to run?

Don't run!

Give it here!

Bullseye!

Still running?!

You bastard! You ran when you saw me and made me chase you all this way?!

Baldy, sir! Don't hit me!

You're my idol, I worship you!

I know you're lying, but it sounds pretty cool.

OK. I'll ask you.

Prince Dak recently bought a Mercedes Benz,

he gets off with starlets, and is in Gossip Weekly.

Has he lost his mind?

I don't know!

The recently infamous Cocaine Wing,

isn't his big brother Sinister Wing?

I don't know!

You're his driver and you don't know?

I really don't know!

Fine.

Sir, you're going to charge me?

Uncle hasn't decided yet. I'm going to think it over slowly...

Hurry up! Open the safe or I'll hack you to death!

Get a move on!

Squat! All of you! Did you hear me?

Squat properly!

Hurry up! Aren't you done yet?

Soon! Keep watching the door!

Are they masked?

Yes!

What are you doing, huh?

Keep fidgeting and I'll shoot you to death!

No sudden movements!

Move quickly!

Robbery! Take out your wallets.

Move faster! Come on...

Hey, Brother! Move faster!

Hey, move faster... Let's go!

Move faster, Brothers!

What are you doing?

I came to rob!

Hey! He came to rob, too!

I'm in the wrong place!

Ah, excuse me! You guys continue...

Go to hell!

Don't move! Lay down your weapons and surrender!

Get in the car, quick!

Don't go!

- What's the charge? - I haven't decided yet.

Don't go!

Robbery?

What luck!

Hey, I'm a cop! I'm requisitioning your cart.

Illegal hawker!

Fatty... look who it is!

I'm done for!

Mr. Lung, thanks to your information we broke the case.

Please come with me for identification.

What? Help you identify them? I won't do it!

Oh, but you betrayed them.

At least let them know what you look like.

Boss, if I'm an informant, I'll soon be dead!

Your death's none of my business, unless you cooperate with me.

OK, boss! I'll talk...

Talk, then.

Prince Dak is doing a deal tomorrow at the Yu Dak shopping mall.

Who's the connection?

It's not a woman, but rather a man dressed as a woman.

The goods are hidden in the bra.

Are you pulling my leg?

Would I dare? You two are known lunatics!

- What?l - No...

You're both benevolent.

That's more like it!

Hey... what about these?

Hey, we're done here. I'll let him go.

Don't disturb me.

- Hey, get to work. - Don't spoil it!

I finally have the chance to cry.

Hey man, we're here to find someone, not for you to cry.

You go find them, look anywhere you please.

How will I know who the transvestite is?

He looks just like a woman, but the entire body is fake.

That must be him. Go cop a feel.

I don't know how to cop a feel. You demonstrate.

Fatty, since when are you so slippery?

I learnt from you.

Smartarse! Heads or tails?

Heads.

Tails. Get going.

- Don't go away. - OK!

Miss, what brand is this dress?

Ah Lai, that's the guy from last time.

- Be careful. - OK.

Creep!

- Damn, Baldy! You want to molest me? - Right, I don't have any taste!

You pervert! What are you doing groping me?

I made a mistake!

I'm sorry!

- Molesting me like this, it's outrageous! - Miss, I'm CID!

I've been watching this fat pervert for a long time.

- Hand him over, I'll take him in. - You're really CID?

Really!

Hey... there's a clue.

You see, over there.

Hey, you said you were taking him to the station.

Why are you still here?

- Oh, you bullies are in it together! - Miss, you've misunderstood!

- Damn you, baldy! You're a scoundrel, too! - Get her out of here!

- Don't go, I'm calling the police! - Get your hands off me!

It's alright, follow me.

- Miss, did two women just come in? - Yes.

CID, we're on a case.

Men can't go in!

The goods?

CID... No need to be afraid!

Calm down! CID... We're working on a case.

- Have you never seen a man before? - Hey, Baldy! Over there! Come on!

He's minel Let me...

- Don't hold me back! - Lel me!

Get off me!

Trying to run?

I've got you now!

Baldy, are you OK?

She ran off, go chase her. Leave this one to me.

It's a man, search him.

What's the matter, Fatty?

- Well? - Search for yourself.

You're truly useless!

Indecent assault! Get your hand out of there!

Big trouble!

Miss, you said that two policemen molested you.

Do you recognise the two of them?

Number three and number four.

Number three and number four stay behind.

The rest can go.

Turn left.

Fathead! You told me to touch her knowing she was for real.

You said I should always share a bargain with you.

Turn back. Did you hear that?

OK

If I hadn't, you wouldn't be keeping me company.

Brother Dak wants them prosecuted.

Inspector Woo,

my client has identified numbers three and four as the men who molested her.

We now want them charged.

You two, hand in your firearms.

Then wait for me in my office.

Are you kidding me?!

Cops catch the crooks, then the crooks charge us?!

It's better to be a crook!

He can't hear you!

I'm scolding him even if he can't hear! Hey!

Thank you, Inspector Woo.

Baldy, what's Fatty Dragon whining about back there?

He's using profanity to scold them.

- Hey, Inspector! - What does he mean by that?

I don't mean anything; just explaining, that's all.

- Now, young lady... - Prince Dak means to exploit you.

We just wanted to help you. Instead, you're charging us!

That's right!

Prince Dak...

I don't know who Prince Dak is.

All I know is that you two molested me.

If I knew you were a woman, I wouldn't have groped you.

This gesture's called snatching.

If he wanted to grope you, he'd have gone to a massage parlour.

Inspector Woo, you heard them. Their words are obscene.

Inspector Woo, tell them both to shut up at once.

Otherwise, I'll call in the ICAC! (Independent Commission Against Corruption)

I'll do it myself.

Shut up!

They've shut up.

We'll follow proper procedure.

Sergeant, please take them out to handle the formalities now.

Please...

Up yours!

Whoa! Boss?!

That's acting!

I miss the days when we went out on the beat.

I'm now an inspector, while you're still constables.

What's the secret?

Using your brain.

Not like you two!

Listen, you groped a real woman and let the bogus one escape.

Now the real woman you groped has reported you for indecent assault.

You don't have any brains!

So we need to hand in our guns?

Of course not! The boss will swing it for us.

Swing it?!

Just helping you "swing it" has kept me with just two pips on my shoulder.

- I know it's very difficult for you. - Hey, it's not difficult.

- Let's go! - Oh, right!

- Then we better dash. - Fine, dash away.

Up yours!

Well, what's the matter?

It's nothing...

Up yours!!

Whoa, boss was really fierce just then.

Up yours!

Hey, the two pervert detectives are now infamous!

You two seniors can come and demonstrate how you grope.

Come on, then! I'll grope you!

- Brother Dragon, you had fun without us! - Ah, Fatty...

Take a look, have you ever seen an arse like that before?

No, I haven't.

That low-hanging arse. Bet she's great in bed.

You can tell just from her arse.

Hey, who's talking shit behind my back?

How can you say such things?

Baldy, stop blaming others.

Your mouth's the worst in the whole station.

Miss Jing, you're really cool!

Come here...

Hey, I hear all three of your sisters are beautiful.

They're all married.

Brother Dragon.

You said you'd buy me two tickets for the concert.

Oh, yeah.

I almost forgot.

- Here. - Oh?I!

You queued four and a half hours to buy tickets for Ah ling?

- How much did they cost? - It was nothing.

- No, I'll pay you later. - Alright.

- Thanks. - Don't mention it.

You want to pursue Ah ling?

Don't talk nonsensel

She's a young girl, and I'm six or seven years older.

And then some...

Don't talk nonsensel Hurry up, get back to work!

- Get going! - Six or seven years?!

Brother Dak, Brother Wing's inside.

What do you want?

- Zhibao Sanbian (impotency) pills... - Brother.

- There's so much cock in the world! - Boss.

- Ah Dak's here! - Boss.

Don't call me boss, call me Brother Wing.

Nowadays, all the bosses have been arrested by the cops.

Come on, sit down.

Sit.

Hey, Johnny Boy! You're one of us.

Come on.. Sit...

We have Brother Biu to thank for this meal today.

He offered me three horses. I didn't bet on any of them.

That's why I won $200,000. If I'd bet on his, I'd have lost!

Talk.

Brother Wing, I'm sorry.

Today's deal, we...

It's not your fault. Ah Dak's the one to blame.

You shouldn’t be handling these matters yourselves!

Just let my subordinates take care of them!

Brother, we were unlucky.

We ran into a pair of bastard cops!

If I run into them again, I'll have them killed!

You better not mess around.

Those guys have reputations.

They're known as Crazy Tiger and Mad Dragon.

Step on their tails and you'll make enemies for life.

I don't believe it.

What can they do to me?

Besides, word came from the outside.

They're looking for the means to arrest you.

Why?

Because you're too showy.

Why haven't they bothered me?

Everyone knows that I'm the notorious Cocaine Wing.

In any case, if you want to show off, you're better off doing good deeds.

Cocaine pushers best keep a low profile.

Isn't that right, Johnny Boy?

Brother, it's nothing.

Ah Lai was just unlucky.

I received word there was a tip-off from one of my own people.

Impossible. Few people knew about the transaction.

Except for Ah Lai, it was only Johnny Boy. And he’s one of ours.

You think I can trust my own people?

I'm your elder brother, and I don't even trust you.

I know every move you make out there like the back of my hand.

Nothing can be hidden from me.

You say that I'm sinister.

Actually, I'm just careful for your own good.

Yet, despite that...

There's a traitor in our midst!

Drag him out to bleed!

Let me explain! Boss, give me a chance!

Boss...

Uncle Wai...

- Brother Wing. - Let's free his soul from purgatory.

Needless to say, he was one of ours.

Free his soul. One of ours...

Cheers... Everyone, drink up...

- Ah Lail! - Huh?

Have a drink with me. Come now.

Drink up...

Drink up!

Cheers!

Brothers, don't squeeze me!

I'll die!

It won't be as troublesome as last time.

Just open the door and let us in to plant a bug.

We're going in to look at the surroundings.

If you get caught, you mustn't say anything.

Do you know the brotherhood code?

I know it.

My God, don't... Don't drop me!

Let me down! Don't drop me!

Are you kidding me?

- You're not kidding! - Go open the door.

Hey, Baldy! We don't always follow the rules.

No wonder we're still rookies.

What?!

We're planting our own bugs without a court order.

You always have these lousy plans.

If we followed the rules every time, no case would ever get solved.

Hey... he's out!

Sirs, it's done.

No one's there.

Come on, come and search me.

Hey... Sir, don't drop me...

- Turn over a new leaf. - Grow up in a hurry.

Hey, are there any dogs inside?

No.

Dog...

CID, paws up!

Over there.

Up against the wall.

Fatty, go search his body.

Afraid? Get out!

Still here? I didn't think so!

There, I got rid of your god-brother.

Do your thing.

- Hey! What now? - Hide!

Hide under the bed.

Hey... let me in!

Full house!

Fatty, was it great?

- Is the girl in there hot? - She's hot, but I didn't see anything.

Didn't see anything? What a pity! Let me look.

Hey, she's taking us to court for indecent assault.

Jeez! She's already charged us. What's fighting one more charge?

Hey... don't mess around!

Ah Lai...

Get lost!

- Full house! - Damn Fatty! No brotherhood code?!

Ah Lai.

- You're here. - Hey.

What do you think happened yesterday?

Was there really a traitor?

How would I know?

But those two mad dogs are notoriously "7-11".

They serve you 24-hours a day.

Beware of being bitten by them.

They're all bark and no bite.

So what if they're cops?

Hong Kong is ruled by law.

The law protects people like us.

That's why we drive Benzes, and they take the bus.

Don't say any more.

I no longer care about your business.

Go find another comfort woman.

Ah Lai, help me finish this thing.

- Your brother asked his men to do it. - Don't be ridiculous!

- What are you doing? - Can't I trust my wife or my boys?

Don't...

Did you fart?

No!

White Dragon!

- What's the matter, Big Brother? - Get the weapons!

Who's calling me now?!

Don't move! Robbery!

Don't move! Hands up...

Quick, lift up the bed.

Damn, you're awfully obedient.

Raising your hands soon as you're asked.

What are you looking at? Men all look the same.

Brothers, you finally figured it out.

It's easier to get rich this way.

You bastard!

You think you can sell drugs and falsely accuse us of indecent assault?

- Resisting? - Don't move!

You drive a Benz and we take the bus, eh?

Give me the keys!

Get lost! No bastards allowed! Ah Lai, come here!

No need to be afraid, you're one of us now.

I didn't want this. Come on...

Don't come out!

Hurry, get in the car!

Remember, OK? Bye-bye!

What did he tell you?

- Nothing. - Nothing?!

He said nothing!

Hey, what did you say to the girl?

Nothing much, I just said she was pretty and it was a waste following Prince Dak.

Whoa! What's that? You trying to pick her up?

No, I want to turn them against each other.

Wow! Fully automatic.

Much more advanced than your old banger.

I refuse to accept this is the natural order.

Everyone's fighting for their lives.

He smuggles drugs and gets to drive a brand-name car.

We maintain law and order only to drive a worthless wreck.

You're worse off, you don't even ride a bicycle!

Hi, who are you after?

Give me back my car, bastards!

No bastards here.

Or else you scoundrels are dead!

No scoundrels either, but there's a pimp here.

Hang on.

It's for you.

Hi, it's your pimp! What's up? Speak up!

Damn Fatty! I'm following you.

Slow down.

Back here, yeah?

If you wreck my car, can you afford a lifetime's worth of compensation?

Hey, what else is he saying?

He says that if we damage his car,

scoundrels like us couldn't afford a lifetime's compensation.

I hate when people call me a scoundrel.

Hey, you rich bastard! What did you say?

If you've got the balls, stop the car and fight me.

I can't take it anymore! That rich bastard!

Any weapons?

You yuppie bastard! You dare to challenge me?

Fuck you!

You said if I damage your car I can't afford a lifetime's compensation?

Then I'm going to wreck your car!

So cool.

Chase us... Come on!

- Drive faster! - Damn you, Baldy!

- Pull over! - This is fun...

Fatty, he said "pull over"!

Big Brother, are you OK?

Get lost!

He's all fired up!

Don't let him overtake. Go faster!

Ha, that's cool!

Hey, Fatty! Know what a single-door sports car is?

Let him overtake and go past me.

Ram it...

My car! Is that how you drive?!

This single-door sports car is so cool!

Chase them! Hurry up!

- Wasn't that cool, Fatty? - So cool!

Now it's your turn to vent.

- Go on! - OK!

Here I go!

Big Brother, look!

I don't believe it, Fatty. You're fiercer than me!

You bastards, give me back my car!

Fatty, our partnership generates sparks.

I won't let you go!

Got anything new?

OK! I'll show something even cooler.

- Great... - Sit back!

Oh, no!

My car!

- My God! How pitifull - Baldy, come on!

- Hurry, let's go! - They'll have to take the bus now.

Don't run...

Excuse me.

What kind of car is that?

- Where to? - Anywhere! As far as you can go!

Just wait till I see you again!

Sir, how many?

One seat. I'll see to it myself.

Miss, you're very pretty.

It's as if we've met before.

Nonsense.

Can we sit together?

Why should we sit together?

There's a reason to sit together.

I don't understand Italian.

I'm looking for someone to ask.

Ask the captain for help.

I'd rather not ask them.

I only like pretty girls.

Especially ones as elegant and stylish as you.

If you thought that, why not come earlier?

You show up after I'm full.

More than two hours late.

Aren't you embarrassed?

I had work to do, Tall Sister.

You're a stupid, stupid man...

What are you laughing at?

You're especially pretty when you scold me.

Scold me some more at home.

Waiter!

- The bill. - Coming.

The bill.

- $180, sir. - $180... $200.

- Keep the change. - Thank you.

Whoa!

Hey, Buddy! You must really be something.

She's a head taller than you. How do you get off?

Lying down, it's all the same.

Just put in the effort.

Dad, I'm back.

Go serve up dinner.

Third Aunt...

What's the matter?

I just saw your son join the demonstration.

Tell him not to go.

The demonstration's liable to clash with the police.

You know that my son's also a cop?

Isn't that a coincidence?!

It's not nice running into someone you know.

Tell him not to march, but to go on a hunger strike.

Hunger strikes are bad for your health!

Not so! As long as he's young and fasts no more than seven days, it'll be fine.

When cleaning your digestive system, it's useful and harmless.

Hey, Dad! It's time for dinner.

I'm coming!

Dad, you told him to fast for seven days.

What if something happens?

I don't know about seven days,

but I once went on hunger strike for three days,

before I was arrested and sent to a labour camp.

Hong Kong's really great; so whatever you do, don't mess it up!

Otherwise, the foreigners will respond with those words I hate the most.

- What words? - Foreigners say...

If you want to be Chinese, don't talk about freedom.

If you want to talk about freedom, don't be Chinese!

Dad, a toast to the Chinese people.

Cheers!

Anything major happen today?

Oh, nothing much.

Baldy and I crashed someone's car.

However, no shots were fired.

That's minor, son.

You won't fucking die!

As long as you're a man of good conscience, son,

it's your fate to kill the Bull Demon King.

Drink up!

Cheers...

What's so funny?

Do you know the difference between getting married and living together?

One's the death penalty, the other's a stay of execution.

But both will kill you eventually.

That's so funny!

Now you're done laughing, go take a bath.

Take a bath? I washed only yesterday.

Also, Mum asked when we're going to be "executed".

Soon as I raise the subject of marriage you pretend to sleep.

You turned your pager on again?!

Like I said...

Whenever I mention marriage, you use your pager as an excuse.

Someone really is looking for me.

Lousy trick!

Miss Ng, your call.

Brother Dak, he called back.

Hello, is this the Miss Ng who accused me of indecent assault?

Well, what do you have to say?

Are you free now?

I have something to tell you.

Fine. When can we talk?

It's not convenient to talk on the phone.

In one hour, you and Fat Dragon

be at the construction site behind Prince's restaurant.

- I'll be waiting for you. - See you there.

Ah Lai, you did well.

Fatty...

Are you kidding me?!

Look what time it is. You said one hour.

I had to get the air tickets!

Get in the car!

Come here.

You go on the inside, I'll outflank them from outside.

If her first words are, "where's Baldy?",

you can be sure we've got him!

- Will this trick work? - Of course, it willl

It wouldn't for others, but it will for him.

Because like you, he doesn't have any brains.

Remember, shout if anything goes wrong.

Quick, get going...

Hey, Fatty!

Up here!

Hey, Fatty!

You came alone?

Where's Baldy?

Oh, he's busy.

He asked me to give you two tickets.

He also said to be at the airport on time.

Air tickets?

Sure, Tall Sister discovered your affair with Baldy.

There's big trouble now at home.

But he'll be at the airport on time.

Hey, what're you talking about?

I've said what I came to say.

Hope you two have a pleasant trip.

What? Hey!

T.F. Mak, who's that?

Big Tiger Mak.

How could you forget?

It's Baldy!

Sorry, I exposed your affair.

It's none of my business.

Hey!

I'm going. Excuse me.

No wonder we ran into those losers at the mall,

and then again in your apartment.

Bitch, how dare you betray me?

Hey, you're crazy if you believe a word he says.

No wonder Big Brother said you were brainless!

- You saying I'm brainless? - No!

You dare talk to me like that?!

Stop!

Hey...

I've no right to interfere in family affairs.

But she's my sister-in-law.

Touch her again and I'll arrest you!

Hey, you damn fatty!

You're talking nonsense. He's framing me.

- Don't believe him, he's framing me! - Shut up! Take her away!

Fatty, sir. I invited you here to negotiate.

We're both reasonable men, so I'll get to the point.

How much do you want? Pick a number.

Oh, you're bribing me?

I'll charge you with bribing an officer.

Where's your witness?

My sister-in-law will testify.

Hey, Fatty! Stop talking nonsense!

- You're under arrest. - Don't move!

Fatty, I'll give you two choices.

One: You work for me.

And be comfortable for the rest of your life.

Two: You disappear at once.

I don't want your dirty money!

Fatty, you still dare go against me?!

- What are you doing? - I'm scared!

Yelling before you're hit?! Stop yelling!

Kill that fat bastard!

Why are you pushing me?

- Get moving! - Don't push! Get your hands off me!

Get moving!

Bullseye!

Damn you, Baldy! I accuse you, so you set me up?!

So what if I set you up? You accused me!

You touched my breasts again!

Bullseye!

Oi, you dare to touch my woman?!

- Hit my woman?! - Baldy, why are you framing me?

Kill him!

Bullseye!

Bullseye!

Why are you framing me?

- I'm doing it for your own good. - For my own good?!

Don't force me to hit a woman.

Bullseye! I said I don't hit women.

- Damn you, Baldy! - Hey, hitting me again...?

- Ah Lai, listen to me. - You bitch!

- Ah Lai, come with me. - I won't let you go!

Ah Dak, don't believe him!

Fatty, she's run out of luck...

Hurry and chase that little bastard!

Damn you, Baldy! You dare hit me again?!

Go to hell!

I'm not hurting you if it's for your own good.

Following Prince Dak won't end well.

Bad girl! Didn't your mother tell you there's a heaven above and earth below?

A righteous man has indomitable spirit.

Don't behave like a tyrannical brute and act against the natural order,

or in the next life, you'll become a beast.

What the hell are you talking about?

The mysterious philosophy of life. Don't say you don't understand me.

You have to cooperate with me, or else it's a dead end.

Don't run!

Don't run!

Out of the way...

What's going on?

- That looks like Fat Dragon. - No, it can't be him!

- I said it was Fat Dragon! - You?!

Boss?!

Damn you, Fatty!

My ear!

Today's the chief's wedding and you're here making trouble?

Damn you, Fatty!

Don't think I'll help you out this time.

I can't hear a thing.

We'll talk about it when I'm done.

Go to hell! Squashing...

Ah, Fatty! Come over and help me.

Help me squash him.

Don't squash! Don't!

How come you're all here?

Not just them, Boss Woo's also here.

Bless you and good luck!

- Why are they saying that? - Thanks.

My goodness! Look, it's the chief inspector

and the prosecutor.

The bridegroom's brother looks pitiful.

He appears to have been injured.

Shit, it's the commissioner. We're screwed.

What now?

Up yours!

Let's go.

Stand right there!

We've been friends for more than ten years.

Every time you got into trouble, I never scolded you one bit.

This time you're in big trouble.

You tell me, what am I supposed to do?

We should be scolded.

We've known you for over a decade and never seen your true face.

Up yours...

You two run riot when catching thieves.

Send my regards to your mothers!

You realise how much trouble you've caused me, huh?!

If it weren't for my common touch, I'd have to grin at people all day.

If it weren't for me, you two would've been dead long ago.

Crashing into the commissioner’s wedding reception, of all places?!

I curse your fucking families!

Of all the force...

I have the least pips on my shoulders.

- Have some-- - Don't...

Get out of my face right now!

Where are you going?!

Getting out.

Going out to work.

There's nothing here for you to do.

I'm begging you to leave Hong Kong.

Let me have a few days of peace and quiet, OK?

What about Prince Dak's case?

- The girl accused us of indecent assault. - That's right.

Never mind that.

The girl's promised to be a police witness.

She's testifying against Prince Dak.

The case's now closed.

Just like your jobs, finished! Game over!

Can't be fixed?

Fixed, your mother!

Fatty, let's go.

Go, your mother!

Come here now.

Sit down...

Look, go on a trip and relax.

Give me a few weeks to polish the brass.

Wait for the air to clear and they'll turn a blind eye.

Ah, Fatty! Let's go to Macau.

- Don't gamble so much. - What's there to lose?

- Sit down. - Don't be so rude.

Stand up!

You're really terrific!

Now all the police in Hong Kong know that I didn't get married.

I no longer have any face.

You better fix this pair of mad dogs, otherwise, I'll fix you!

Up yours!

Get out...

Brother Dragon.

Go ask her out if you want to.

At least you'll know for sure.

No, that's too embarrassing.

What exactly are you afraid of?

Maybe she'd be willing to come on our trip?

Go on...

- Ah Jing. - Huh?

I'd like to ask you out. I know you won't agree.

I hope you can answer me soon. If it's "no", let me down gently.

- Well? - I don't know.

What does that mean?

I don't know...

An invitation... to her wedding.

There's no hope for you. Let's go travelling.

Fatty, we'll have a good time.

There's plenty of girls here in the clubs.

- It's that easy?? - Well, I'll have no trouble getting off.

- You get first pick? - This time you can pick first.

Then won't you lose out?

When have I ever taken advantage of you, eh?

Yeah, right!

What's wrong?

Car's stopping.

I'm sorry.

Hey, look over there.

Looks like someone's jumped into the sea.

Sorry, sir! I knocked you over.

Doesn't matter, I have plenty of flab.

My goodness! Miss, it was Fatty who caused me to knock you over.

- Are you alright? - I'm alright.

Ah! Miss, you look familiar.

Seems like we've met before?

- No. - Are you sure?

Hey, get up! Excuse me.

Ouch! My waist hurts.

I'll help you.

Don't pull me! Let go!

- Mister, are you alright? - Are you alright?

Try getting hit in the balls and see if you're alright!

Hey, let's get going!

Miss, I'm sure we've met before. I

- Are you alright? - I'm fine.

Look at those two.

Don't you go anywhere.

- We're CID from Hong Kong, what's up? - Police officers...

Is there a body?

- Is it a homicide? - No, we're here to watch the sunset.

- Huh? Waiting to see the sunset? - That's right.

Look, there it is.

- The sun sets behind the lion statue. - What's so special?

It's pointless.

In Hong Kong, watching the sunset's unpopular?

It's not that, there's just no sunset!

Baldy! Hurry, come here...

Ah, they're calling me! I still have my charm.

I'm coming...

The cabbie was driven away by the police and the money confiscated.

Your luggage was dumped on the ground.

- Go and get it, then! - Yeah, it's just over there.

Misses, I apologise on behalf of Fatty.

He runs fast, I follow fast.

That's how I knocked you over.

- I'm sorry. - Never mind.

This is our first time in Singapore.

A hotel's been booked, but we don't know the way.

Maybe best you take us there.

Don't bother them, they're busy jogging.

How can you run after someone injures you?

Anyone that doesn't know us might think we want to take advantage.

Do I look like I'd take advantage?

They don't know us, so let's get acquainted.

Miss, my name's Baldy Mak.

His name's Fatty Dragon. What's your name?

- My name's May. - My name's June.

Withdraw your hand.

I'm embarrassed to have bumped into you just now.

So Fatty says he wants to invite you to dinner as an apology.

Do you happen to be free?

Thanks, but no thanks.

- What does that mean, then? - Failure!

Your behaviour's that of a pervert. It was so embarrassing to ask.

Never mind the chicks, you even scare off old ladies.

- What did I say? - Let's go.

Don't give it to me.

They're coming.

Hey, pull up...

What are you doing? They're calling me, not you.

Didn't you know my English name's "Hi"?

Pay him.

Get in the car, we'll take you to the hotel.

You're really competent. I've never seen such a capable girl.

Why are you sitting in June's seat?

It doesn't matter. You sit...

- I'm giving you two a chance. - Really?

Lady, I'm scared. Take a firm grip of my hand.

It's only a disco, why get all dressed up?

These suits aren't for the disco, but for picking up chicks.

We don't look like their match.

You have to ride a bull to find a horse.

They couldn't possibly like us.

We like them and that's enough.

Look at you, is that how you walk?

Walk like it's the 40s and you're doomed to fail.

Move to the rhythm of the 90s, like this...

Please...

- I can sing this song. - Really?

- I'll sing it to you. - That's great.

Misses, let's sing together.

- Let him sing first. - Thanks.

I'd like to fall in love

I'd even fight for love

I'm mad about you

I want you so much

Oh, girl, I'm under your spell

Even a tiger would try its best to attract its mate

I'd like to put all my efforts towards winning your heart

Oh, girl, I'm under your spell

Mama says sturdy girls are a good catch

Come and rock, and make me happy

I'd like to fall in love

I'd even fight for love

I'm mad about you

I want you so much

Oh, girl, I'm under your spell...

Damn Fatty! You see?

- Young Lady, jump in and swim. - Jump in.

- Jump in. - Jump in, quickly.

Let's trick him...

My God! Young Lady, I have a cramp! Save me!

Drown him...

Only now do I understand what life is.

Fun isn't it, Fatty?

Fun like this once a month would make me perfectly happy.

Don't even think about it. We have our jobs to do.

Your work's your life, unless you want to quit.

We can find work here.

And be what? Male escorts?

No clients would want a fat gigolo!

Even if you agreed to sell up, would Tall Sister let you go?

Who's Tall Sister?

She's his mum!

- Is your mummy really tall? - Yes, as tall as you.

What are you talking about?

We want to resign back in Hong Kong and move here.

- But we don't know what to do. - Open up a Karaoke bar.

My fate wouldn't allow it.

It's not as serious as that.

It's peaceful here, all you need is money.

He has everything except money!

He has everything except shame!

This one's short of nothing... except moral fibre!

How about you?

I'm different from him.

He's no money, I've no capital.

That's no problem.

We two can supply the capital.

What's the split? 30/70 or 40/607

50/50. We pay in, you put out.

Hey, you want us to live off women?

No, we needn't do that.

They put up the cash and we do all the work.

Yes, I'm most fond of this bourgeoisie liberalism.

- What's that mean? - I don't know.

Is it good or bad?

Good, but the plan lacks stability.

We draw up a contract with them.

- Fine. - Let's go.

Hey, Senior! Back from your trip?

Yeah, back to hand in our notice.

You'll have to do without us.

You guys aren't sad at all!

Hey, we spent so much time together.

Won't you miss us at all?

- It's not that we won't miss you. - We're just envious of you.

You're immigrating to another place to live off women!

Pfft! Young lady, what's your take?

Speak from the heart.

The police station might miss you, Baldy.

But my boyfriend sure will be relieved.

Actually, we're just kidding.

All of your colleagues will hate to see you go.

It's Ah Jing who knows what to say.

You should kiss her, Fatty. It's an advantage for you.

I'll kiss you on your wedding day.

- Really? That's great! - Hey, you're asking for trouble!

- What are you doing? Pushing me around? - Let's go, brother.

- Why so angry? - Think I can't walk?

- Shit! - Sit down!

Were you on Ho Man Tin Street last Saturday?

What date was last Saturday?

Ho Man Tin Street's so long.

Was it the head or the middle?

The head!

Why did you hit me?

Who hit you? He's the one that hit you!

Why did you hit me? You hit me again!

Those cops beat me!

I'm a cop, but they're not.

If you're not convinced, challenge them.

OK

Forget it.

What? You quit?

There are women in Singapore giving you money to open a Karaoke bar?

So you'll be living off these women, that right?

That's just fine.

Boss, we're really sorry for swinging you back and forth.

We put you through so much hardship, then go and resign.

Nothing can be done. Man must reach for the stars.

Boss has his troubles, too.

Oh, it's no trouble for me.

This time, I won't help you fix it.

- What does that mean? - Did we just get fired?

Are you kidding me? You're actually firing us?!

Don't be so impulsive. Is there any severance pay?

Sure, dismissal gets you three months compensation.

Resign and you owe the government three months compensation.

Fire away...

No way! I must resign.

Is there a difference between dismissal and resignation?

Of course, there is! This is a matter of principle.

We risked our lives arresting Prince Dak.

And now you want to fire us?

Don't even mention Prince Dak.

He's been let out on bail.

How can he be out on bail?

We put so much effort into arresting him.

Who cares if he's out on bail?

We're going to Singapore to open a Karaoke bar.

- That's not the point. - Enough talk, let's go!

Hey, did Tall Sister agree? Aren't you afraid?

Oh, that girl? I'll inform her when I'm good and ready.

Get going!

Baldy, how can we let him get away with it?

What? Can't bear it? Then hit me.

Let him be. His sort will get struck by lightning sooner or later.

Don't get angry. Karaoke bar, yeah?

What an anal ghost!

- Let's go. - Baldy, he insulted you.

- Insulted me? - He called you an anal ghost.

- What's that mean? - You're an arse kisser!

Hey... My God, forget it!

His words make sense. You are an arse kisser.

- Am I really an arse kisser? - Yeah...

- Why didn't anyone tell me? - Get going!

Brother.

Brother Wing.

Don't get into fights you're not smart enough to win.

It's fine. Worst they can charge me with is bribery and assault.

And without witnesses at the scene, how can 1 be charged?

You act recklessly.

Your woman has turned witness for the prosecution, you know?

How treacherous! I'll kill her!

I know what to do.

I have people coming from Thailand.

I want to get rid of those cops.

There's no need for us to do it ourselves.

Haven't you been embarrassed enough, eh?

Yeah. Have the Thais arrived yet?

Already here.

Alright?

I'm ready.

Let's go.

Sirs, breakfast's ready. You want me to send it out?

No need for that. I'll come get it.

Ah Cheung, check it out!

What's there to see? What's up with you?

I saw them first. Don't hog them for yourself.

- Leave at least one for me. - OK1

Officer Yip, use this plate.

Oh, thanks!

Sir, the other officer left his jacket here yesterday.

Also, why hasn't Baldy come on duty?

He quit his job.

He's going to Singapore to open a Karaoke bar with Fat Dragon.

- Congratulate him for me. - Alright.

Naughty boy!

Are you full? Don't you want breakfast anymore?

I'm getting a share?!

Come...

Take them out.

Singapore girls are as beautiful as water.

- Singapore... - Brother Dragon's so happy.

- You must've found a girl in Singapore. - Not really.

- Is she pretty? - She's OK.

- Is Baldy's pretty, too? - Not bad.

It's alright, Baldy's told me everything.

He said his girl was better than yours.

His girlfriend's very nice,

but she's neither as tall nor as pretty as you.

It's just that she has money.

She's giving Baldy the capital to open up a Karaoke bar.

Singapore girls are as beautiful as water.

Hey!

You mustn't blab to Tall Sister about our Singapore affairs.

I haven't told her yet, got it?

Coming...

Eat up...

I made this meal just for you.

See how good my cooking is.

Try this.

Fatty, why are you only eating rice and nothing else?

Come on, eat up. It's delicious.

Damn you, Baldy! Come with me!

What for?

Come here!

You! Come with me!

Sit down! Why go to Singapore?

I'm not enough for you to live off?

Haven't I enough money to open your Karaoke bar?

You love Singapore so much, then get lost!

Go on!

Let's go.

Hey! Take your travel bag with you.

Don't come back. Go to Singapore and live off women.

You want rid of me? It's not that easy!

Over my dead body!

Let's go.

What are you looking at?!

Damn Baldy! Useless!

What are you doing?

We've known each other for three years, right?

More than three years, more like ten years.

These past ten years, I've always treated you as my brother.

Speak from the heart, you needn't flatter me.

If I stayed here with Tall Sister, would you still go to Singapore?

Of course I'd go!

Have you no sense of loyalty, you traitor?

You said it yourself.

Brotherhood and loyalty shouldn't be discussed in the same breath.

I was joking and you took it seriously?!

I'm just saying.

Tall Sister's calling me.

- Quick, go back and persuade her. - Ah, what's the hurry?

Go on! Waiter, the bill.

- Coming! - The bill?

You get the bill, I'll talk to Tall Sister.

I pay every time!

Don't scream, or Tall Sister is dead!

Also, you're not to go upstairs and report this.

Or else you'll be dead, too! Got it?

Tall Sister!

Tall Sister!

Bullseye!

My goodness! Tall Sister...

My goodness! Tall Sister, you're alright!

Tall Sister, as long as I've known you, this is the cutest you've ever been.

I can talk when you can't!

Damn Baldy! Are you still going to Singapore?

Now's not the time to talk about it.

- I don't care, tell me now! - I'm not going!

Then when will you register to marry me?

Wait till I find a matchmaker.

No way!

Look out!

Tall Sister, forget about me!

You get away, Tall Sister!

Go to hell!

You get away, Tall Sister!

Tall Sister, don't worry. We're out of danger.

- Damn you, Baldy! - It's dangerous again!

- Why are you hitting me...? - I'll beat you, Baldy!

- You crazy bitch, get off me! - Don't hit him...

Tall Sister, you hit her. I won't hit a woman.

Policemen, come arrest him!

- He's a murderer! - What's the matter?

Oh, it's you?!

Of course, it's me! Um, not me...

The two foreigners upstairs tried to kill her.

- They're on the second floor. - Upstairs.

Be careful, they have guns.

What are you waiting for? Call an ambulance!

Hey, Miss! What are you doing?

Let me go! Stop hugging me!

Son, look out!

Dad... are you alright?

I'm fine. Don't let those ladyboys get away!

What's this? Fatty's beating up on women!

How shameless!

They're men--

Go away... There's nothing to see here.

Go away... Don't interfere with our work.

- Excuse me, sir. What happened here? - There's nothing to see...

- Go on home. - What happened? Who is it?

Senior, it's you?

- That's my dad. - Get in the ambulance.

Doctor, how's my dad?

He's through the critical stage, but still in critical condition.

Huh? So is he critical or not?

- Doctor. - He's a bit critical.

I'm afraid it could lead to complications.

- What does that mean? - It means he'll be just fine.

After patching up Tall Sister, he said the exact same thing.

Don't worry, it'll be fine. Your dad's upstanding and proper.

Heaven will help him.

- That's true. - That's right.

He can endure any damned illness.

Let's go.

Oh, really? That's a good day.

It's alright, he won't get away this time.

That's all for now, Mummy...

Mummy picked a good day to register: the 15th of next month.

Fine.

Eat this orange.

Whoa! What's the matter with you? Why are you being so nice?

We've known each other for three years.

Only now I'm noticing you're really pretty.

Three years?

I got with you when I was 17.

It's been seven years now.

How am I supposed to remember such details?

Do you remember my last name?

- Of course, I remember... - Hi, Tall Sister!

Hi, Brother Dragon.

- How's your dad? - Oh, he's alright.

He can leave hospital in a few weeks.

Whoa! You've bought so much?! How much money did you spend?

Yeah, well, I save money eating at your place.

You don't need to thank me.

Here, biscuits, and for later, chocolate.

Hey, did they catch the bastards who chopped you?

- You have to be careful. - We will.

Come outside, I have something to tell you.

I have something to tell you, too.

You take a rest.

You speak first.

Prince Dak wants rid of us.

I can't just let it go.

I must turn over his den.

Here, I'll leave this letter with you.

If I'm not back in two days, tear it open.

There's tens of thousands in it. Take care of my dad.

Are you kidding me?

Oh, you expect me to keep your dad for life on tens of thousands?

You're really cheap!

I too have an envelope. It has hundreds of thousands.

You take care of Tall Sister for me.

- Hundreds of thousands?! - I'm frugal!

Frugal, my arse!

I take home as much as you do.

All I managed to save was this.

How could you save so much more than me?

You're wasteful!

I'm wasteful?! You're always spending my money!

I spend Tall Sister's.

And I spend my dad's!

Fatty, forget it... Forget what I just said.

Tall Sister and I aren't married yet.

We're only engaged.

If we're no longer together, she can still get married.

You stay and take care of your dad.

Never mind Prince Dak. You leave him to me.

You should at least see Tall Sister one last time.

Fuck! What a thing to say!

Pain in the arse...

Hey, wait for me!

- Where to? - Take me home.

- Are you serious? - Take me there.

You bastards!

Fatty!

What are you doing?

Let me go...

- What are you trying to do? - Burn that bastard!

You want us all to die? There are raw chemicals everywhere.

Baldy!

You're police officers. This is breaking the law.

You dare speak--

We're not cops anymore.

We're hoodlums just like you!

What are you going to do?

We're now kidnapping, intimidating, and forcing a confession.

That doesn't work, we'll just kill you and dismember the corpse.

- Then we get away with it! - Out of the way!

Fatty, don't...

- Don't be so impulsive! - Bastard! Why're you wasting your breath?

Give him a chance to talk. Maybe he's innocent.

Baldy, you're the sensible one.

Speak frankly, he's too fierce.

It was all my big brother's idea!

You bastard! Shifting the blame?!

Damn Fatty, you still kick when I'm behind him?!

I'll sort you out first, then find your big brother.

Brother Baldy, help me!

He's going to kill me!

Killing him's no good to us.

Right, I'll pay you.

- How much? - $100,000.

- $100,0007 Fatty! - $100,000 each!

Forget it, just kill him.

One million!

Wow! A million dollars!

- One million each. - I don't want your dirty money!

Fatty, think about it!

- Get lost... - Think about it!

We couldn't make that much our whole lives.

Baldy, have you forgotten how he tried to kill Tall Sister?

She's still alive.

My dad almost died!

He survived, too!

Baldy, I misjudged you!

US dollars or HK dollars?

US dollars.

- Baldy! - Brother Baldy, help me!

Don't get in my way!

Hey, Fatty! Don't be reckless!

- Hey... it's one million dollars. - Get lost!

I don't want money, I want to hack him to death!

Kill him and it's money down the drain.

One million dollars!

Damn Fatty! You come at me for real?!

Go to hell...

Damn, Fatty!

- You don't want a million bucks?! - I'll kill you!

Go to hell...

A bit louder...

Cry out...

Go out.

Baldy, never thought you'd do this for money.

Fatty!

- Fatty, you can't die! I didn't mean it. - You dare to kill me?

Fatty!

Brother Baldy, it wasn't your fault.

He impaled himself on the iron bar.

He was asking for it.

I didn't mean it, Fatty.

It's no big deal. Give me the phone.

I'll call Big Brother, ask him to bring you the money.

Money's no use if I'm in jail for murder.

It's alright, my big brother's very capable.

I've killed people, too, and never been to jail.

My big brother will surely help you fix this.

It'll be fine.

Come on, trust me! Come on!

Get me the phone.

Hurry up! Come on!

It'll be fine, trust me.

That's right.

Hey! I warn you, no tricks.

- There's chemicals everywhere. - Right.

- Worst comes to worst, we die together. - Right...

Fatty! You can't die, Fatty!

Fatty! You can't die, Fatty!

Don't die!

Hello, Brother! It's Ah Dak.

Baldy and Fat Dragon have me tied up here.

They want paid a million dollars to let me go.

Huh? A million dollars?! That's more than I earn.

Brother, Baldy's killed Fat Dragon.

He's asked us to help him escape.

You saw it with your own eyes?

I saw it with my own eyes.

He's lying right in front of me.

OK, I'll bring the guys right away.

No, there are chemicals everywhere.

Don't bring the guys here.

He's only one man, and I've already bought him off.

- Where are you now? - I don't know.

Brother Baldy, where are we?

Hello! We're in Yuen Long, Au Tau Village.

Inside Gar Bo Chemical Plant.

There are chemicals everywhere.

Bring only the money, don't bring any men.

And don't bring any weapons, OK?

Fatty, it's done!

We succeeded...

One million dollars!

You bastards, you tricked me?!

I won't let you go!

I'm going to Kill your whole fucking families!

Well, boss?

Find a few more men to go with me to Yuen Long.

Tell Ah Mak and his goons to come too.

Should we bring weapons?

No need for weapons; there's only Baldy.

We can drown him with our spit.

- Ah Ho, get US $1 million from Accounts. - Yes.

- Wait for me in the car. - Got it.

Hey, be sure to photograph the clock.

Otherwise, they'll say the video has been edited and can't be offered as testimony.

Got it! Just don't exaggerate your performance.

Ridiculous! A refined sort like me would never resort to exaggeration.

It's ready.

Baldy, hurry up and call Boss Woo.

Hello, Boss Wo0?

We're all set here.

Ready to come arrest some bad guys?

Where the hell are you, huh?

Fatty didn't tell you?

Oh, you! Honestly!

Hello, Boss Wu! We're in Au Tau Village, now...

Hello!

Hey... the battery's dead!

- Is there a backup battery? - No, there isn't one.

Go outside and watch for them.

Hey, they're coming. What now?

We've no choice but to go ahead. Get ready!

Don't move... Stand still.

- How many men? - Three.

- Did you bring guns? - Of course not!

You needn't be afraid.

Did you call the cops?

No!

Close the door...

- The money? - Here.

My little brother?

Hidden away in a very secret place.

Follow me.

Don't play any tricks, or I'll take you down with me.

Don't be so nervous. We're here to help you.

Keep moving.

Stop there... Don't move.

A little bit further... That's it.

Why do you want rid of us?

Don't blame me. You forced me to do it.

Didn't you hire someone to kill your little brother's girl and those CID?

We're as bad as each other.

- Didn't you kill Fat Dragon? - Fat Dragon's different.

- He__ - Prevented you from getting rich.

Those three prevented me from getting rich.

- What are you afraid of? - Don't move...

- Stay back... - Take it easy...

Ah Ho.

Your US $1 million is ready.

Higher... I can't see it.

Higher...

Oh, you want to bribe me?

Money's earnt to be spent.

Besides, you can use the money to go on the run. I'll arrange it for you.

- Would you like to go to the US? - No, I wouldn't know what to do.

- Then go to Thailand. - And do what?

I'm the infamous Cocaine Wing.

If only you had the guts, I promise you'd get rich.

It can't be that easy.

You want something like this?

You like it, I'll give it to you.

I couldn't.

Follow me and you can't go wrong.

Fatty, you're not dead?!

Hey, get the videotape!

The old ghost, he's mine.

The two big guys are yours.

Bullseye!

The old ghost's really powerful!

Bullseye...

Bullseye!

Where's my little brother?

He's here.

- Where? - Here.

- Where?! - There!

Here and therel Ouch, my legs!

I don't know where he is.

Dak...

Dak again? Dak can kiss my arse!

Fatty!

Bullseye!

Can this punch hit the bullseye?

Missed the bullseye!

The old ghost is yours now. I'll call for backup.

- Cuff them. - They're his men.

- Kill them both! - Right...

Come on...

Bullseye...

Don't move! Hands up!

Fatty, his legs are strong.

Hit him! Bullseye!

You're doomed!

Hit his head!

- Are you impressed? - I'm impressed.

Let my brother out or you won't leave here alive.

Have you finished?

- Fatty, what's your opinion? - I have no opinion.

Don't let them escape!

- What are you doing? - I want those two bastards!

There's more than two bastards.

There's a whole heap of bastards! Take these.

- My God! It's no use giving me those! - Oh, yeah!

Kill them both!

Bullseye...

There's no turning back, there's only attack!

There goes my back.

Don't move!

The knife... can I have it back?

Give me back the knife!

I'm done for...

Don't come over...

Prince Dak hit me!

What? Prince Dak?

It wasn't Prince Dak that hit you, it was me.

You watch over the old geezer.

I'll let Prince Dak out.

I'm calling the police!

Auntie, do you know if there's a warehouse nearby?

- What did you say? I know nothing. - What?

- Hey, I didn't catch what you said. - I don't know anything...

Auntie...

- Damn Fatty, I'll have you charged! - Go on then, file a complaint!

Ah, you're still alive?!

Come on, let's go...

- You're going to jail. - Let go of me!

- Brother. - He's got a gun!

Don't move!

Don't shoot...

Run!

Run, Baldy! Hurry!

Over there, get in the car.

It's all burnt out. We were lucky.

Come on... Fatty. You're going to Singapore for sure.

This pocket watch is a family heirloom.

I give it to you as a souvenir.

I've never seen it.

I've never had any use for it.

How does it open?

I've no idea!

When you get there,

you can't use the girls' money to open the Karaoke bar.

Otherwise, people will say you live off women.

And no man should ever live off women.

Use this.

- And you? - I'm not going.

How could I go and let down Tall Sister?

I meant, how much did you hide in your pockets?

What do you mean by that? Don't you trust me?

It's not that I don't trust you,

it's that everyone knows you wouldn't give away your last breath.

Search me.

My God! You're really searching...?

- Turn around. - Bastard, your search's so thorough.

It's best to be conscientious, eh?

Fine.

- Nothing. - Nothing, then?

- Nothing. - You arsehole!

- Why did you hit me? - I'm so good to you and you doubt me.

Bullseye!

I'll choke you to death, you fat traitor!

- Fine! You choke me, I'll choke you! - I'll choke you to death!

Hey... brothers shouldn't fight.

Get lost!

Guest stars: NI KUANG, LAU KAR-WING, CUTIE MUI SIU-WAI, TAI BO, GABRIEL WONG YAT-SAN,

YIP SEUNG-WAH, NG CHING-CHING, RIDLEY TSUI BO-WAH, THOMAS SIN HO-YING, XIONG XIN-XIN

Production Managers: PERRY CHUNG KWOK-KEI, KEN NG CHI-MING

Cinematographer: GARY HO BO-YIU

Martial Arts Directors: RIDLEY TSUI BO-WAH, XIONG XIN-XIN

Car Stunts: BLACKY KO SHOU-LIANG

Art Directors: LAM CHAK-CHI, WONG BING-YIU

Editor: WONG MING-LAM

Music: RICHARD LO SAI-KIT