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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,304 --> 00:00:41,973 [SIGHS] 2 00:01:01,993 --> 00:01:03,828 RUSTY: Hi. 3 00:01:10,334 --> 00:01:13,588 - How'd it go? - Lousy. 4 00:01:13,755 --> 00:01:17,467 Got a '63 Thunderbird I would've sold in a day a year ago. 5 00:01:17,633 --> 00:01:20,261 Now they just wanna look at the pictures. 6 00:01:20,803 --> 00:01:23,097 You smell nice. 7 00:01:27,518 --> 00:01:29,061 How was your day? 8 00:01:29,228 --> 00:01:30,813 It was great. 9 00:01:31,022 --> 00:01:34,108 We had a big breakthrough in the Bulgari case. 10 00:01:34,650 --> 00:01:36,319 RUSTY: Really? - Uh-huh. 11 00:01:37,069 --> 00:01:39,113 We found a boot print. 12 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,657 A really good one. 13 00:01:41,824 --> 00:01:45,203 The left heel was worn way down. 14 00:01:45,787 --> 00:01:47,371 RUSTY: Huh. 15 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:51,083 That's a good lead. 16 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:52,710 ISABEL: I know. 17 00:01:52,877 --> 00:01:54,962 We found a hair. 18 00:01:55,129 --> 00:01:56,589 A hair, wow. 19 00:01:56,756 --> 00:01:58,382 It's at the lab. 20 00:01:58,549 --> 00:02:02,678 So hopefully by noon tomorrow we'll find out his DNA... 21 00:02:02,845 --> 00:02:06,057 ...what kind of conditioner he uses, if he streaks his hair... 22 00:02:06,224 --> 00:02:10,019 ...if he has dandruff, everything. Isn't that amazing? 23 00:02:10,186 --> 00:02:12,188 RUSTY: That is amazing. 24 00:02:12,355 --> 00:02:16,359 ISABEL: You know, having those extra men really paid off. 25 00:02:16,567 --> 00:02:18,653 Oh, you're just being modest. 26 00:02:18,820 --> 00:02:21,364 ISABEL: Are you coming to bed, baby? 27 00:02:21,572 --> 00:02:24,867 RUSTY: I'm just gonna have a shower. Don't let me keep you up. 28 00:03:07,159 --> 00:03:08,619 BANK OFFICER: Morning. DANNY: Morning. 29 00:03:08,786 --> 00:03:12,206 - And you are Mr...? - Diaz. Miguel Diaz. 30 00:03:12,373 --> 00:03:16,252 - And you're here to open a...? - A SEP retirement account. 31 00:03:16,419 --> 00:03:20,131 Terrific. Oh, it says here you're already retired. 32 00:03:20,298 --> 00:03:22,717 - I am. - What was your occupation? 33 00:03:22,884 --> 00:03:25,761 I was a high school basketball coach. 34 00:03:25,928 --> 00:03:28,431 You must have done very well for yourself. 35 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:30,182 - What's your name? - Greg. 36 00:03:30,349 --> 00:03:34,770 Greg. Let me ask you something. Do you have safe-deposit boxes here? 37 00:03:34,937 --> 00:03:36,939 Yes, they're housed in our vault. 38 00:03:37,148 --> 00:03:39,901 - In your vault? - It's over 100 years old. 39 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:43,613 Of course, we've made some state-of-the-art upgrades since then. 40 00:03:43,779 --> 00:03:47,283 You know, I was once in a vault while it was being robbed. 41 00:03:47,742 --> 00:03:50,995 That must have been quite an experience. 42 00:03:51,329 --> 00:03:52,747 Yeah. 43 00:03:58,252 --> 00:03:59,962 Yeah. 44 00:04:11,974 --> 00:04:14,101 That's too oxblood. 45 00:04:18,189 --> 00:04:19,982 PAINTER: What do y'all do? 46 00:04:21,192 --> 00:04:24,445 My husband and I? Um.... 47 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:27,740 Well, he's retired. Just retired. 48 00:04:27,907 --> 00:04:30,368 It's great. It's.... 49 00:04:30,534 --> 00:04:34,622 And I did work at an art gallery. 50 00:04:34,789 --> 00:04:39,335 And, you know, I love art, obviously, and paint and.... 51 00:04:39,502 --> 00:04:42,630 That's too brown. I'm sorry. Do you mind if I--? 52 00:04:42,797 --> 00:04:45,341 - Hey, it's your paint. TESS: Okay. Thank you. 53 00:04:57,770 --> 00:05:00,398 WOMAN: May I show you something specific? 54 00:05:00,564 --> 00:05:03,693 DANNY: Well, I was looking for something for my wife. 55 00:05:03,859 --> 00:05:05,528 OWNER: What is it, a special occasion? 56 00:05:05,736 --> 00:05:07,488 DANNY: It's our second third anniversary. 57 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:08,698 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 58 00:05:08,864 --> 00:05:11,784 Excuse me. Hello, Mrs. Diaz, we were just talking about you. 59 00:05:11,951 --> 00:05:14,996 TESS: How'd it go at the bank? - It was easy. 60 00:05:15,162 --> 00:05:16,580 I mean great. 61 00:05:16,747 --> 00:05:19,959 TESS: No, you mean easy. - What? 62 00:05:20,376 --> 00:05:22,753 You're doing recon work on our anniversary? 63 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,256 - Tess. - Let me ask you this: 64 00:05:25,423 --> 00:05:28,426 - Where are you now? - Casing a jewelry store. 65 00:05:28,801 --> 00:05:32,805 That's an interesting way to ease back into society, which was your idea. 66 00:05:32,972 --> 00:05:35,016 - Should I stop painting now? - Listen. 67 00:05:35,182 --> 00:05:39,186 Let's talk about something important. I can't find a restaurant for tonight. 68 00:05:40,187 --> 00:05:42,773 - Well, we'll stay in. - Really? 69 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:46,694 - Great. I'll cook. - No, I'll cook. You talk. 70 00:05:46,861 --> 00:05:48,654 - You want me to talk? - Uh-huh. 71 00:05:48,821 --> 00:05:52,616 Words and everything? That's what they make flowers for, you know. 72 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,123 - Oh, no, Danny. - What is it? 73 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:02,251 Tess... 74 00:06:02,418 --> 00:06:03,878 ...what's wrong? 75 00:06:04,879 --> 00:06:08,049 There's water in the basement and the pilot light is out. 76 00:06:08,215 --> 00:06:09,800 Hang up! 77 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,443 Hello, Tess. 78 00:06:39,997 --> 00:06:41,832 Where is he, Tess? 79 00:06:43,626 --> 00:06:45,377 Where is... 80 00:06:45,961 --> 00:06:47,963 ...Mr. Diaz? 81 00:06:56,639 --> 00:06:58,849 I want it back, Tess. 82 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,851 I want it all back. 83 00:07:01,477 --> 00:07:02,520 You got it all... 84 00:07:02,686 --> 00:07:05,356 - ...from the insurance company. - I want my money back. 85 00:07:05,523 --> 00:07:08,818 The money that your husband and his 10 friends stole from me. 86 00:07:08,984 --> 00:07:12,780 With interest. A hundred and sixty million dollars over three years. 87 00:07:13,364 --> 00:07:14,990 That's a lot of vig. 88 00:07:15,157 --> 00:07:16,867 And I want it all back. 89 00:07:27,169 --> 00:07:29,171 He's got two weeks. 90 00:07:33,175 --> 00:07:35,386 You'll never find them. 91 00:07:35,594 --> 00:07:37,972 They're way too smart for you. 92 00:07:39,390 --> 00:07:40,891 Right. 93 00:07:42,726 --> 00:07:44,562 You know, as it turns out... 94 00:07:44,728 --> 00:07:49,108 ...I'm not the only person in the world looking for Ocean's 11. 95 00:08:11,922 --> 00:08:13,674 All right. 96 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:18,304 I'm the groom, and I'm not supposed to say anything, but-- Make a speech. 97 00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:22,933 But I don't care what the rules are, because I really wanna thank my family. 98 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:26,520 My mom and dad, my Uncle Gary and Aunt Grace. 99 00:08:26,687 --> 00:08:28,647 Uncle Ted, Aunt Celeste... 100 00:08:28,814 --> 00:08:32,735 ...and their children, Denise and Jessica. 101 00:08:32,943 --> 00:08:36,989 Bishop Tom and his wife, Helen, my neighbor John... 102 00:08:37,156 --> 00:08:39,366 ...and his new girlfriend, Tanya. 103 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:43,120 And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc., Bobo, Mullethead... 104 00:08:43,287 --> 00:08:45,039 ...Big Sam. 105 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:50,127 And everyone else who's just been great... 106 00:08:50,294 --> 00:08:53,464 ...in welcoming Sara into the family. Thank you. 107 00:08:53,672 --> 00:08:59,178 [CROWD CLAPPING] 108 00:08:59,345 --> 00:09:04,350 Um.... Excuse me, everybody. I'd just like to-- 109 00:09:04,516 --> 00:09:06,477 - Get up. - Get up. 110 00:09:06,852 --> 00:09:08,896 BENEDICT: Get up. TURK: Get up. Get up. 111 00:09:09,104 --> 00:09:10,564 BENEDICT: Walk. TURK: Walk. 112 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:16,737 I'd like to say a few words about commitment... 113 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,948 ...about honor... 114 00:09:19,114 --> 00:09:21,867 ...about responsibility... 115 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:26,163 ...about a very special someone and admitting to her.... 116 00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:29,124 Get up. Pull the chair out. 117 00:09:32,628 --> 00:09:36,173 Admitting to her in front of everybody... 118 00:09:36,799 --> 00:09:38,634 ...that her wedding... 119 00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:43,514 ...and that very special honeymoon trip to Epcot Center... 120 00:09:44,515 --> 00:09:46,642 ...will have to be postponed. 121 00:09:49,186 --> 00:09:51,981 WOMAN: The photographer. He's just a friend. 122 00:09:52,147 --> 00:09:53,983 You met him at The Mint, remember? 123 00:09:54,149 --> 00:09:55,859 [YEN SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 124 00:09:56,026 --> 00:09:57,111 WOMAN: Well, of course I am. 125 00:09:57,278 --> 00:10:00,698 You don't expect me to embarrass myself by flying commercial? 126 00:10:00,864 --> 00:10:03,575 [YEN SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 127 00:10:03,742 --> 00:10:05,995 WOMAN: On a budget? On a budget? 128 00:10:06,161 --> 00:10:10,291 Who was the only person who couldn't get in on the Chinese cell-phone market? 129 00:10:10,457 --> 00:10:13,252 You, with all your connections. What was that? 130 00:10:13,419 --> 00:10:16,380 [YEN SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 131 00:10:16,547 --> 00:10:18,090 WOMAN: He seemed really nice. 132 00:10:18,257 --> 00:10:20,676 And you know it's hard for guys to be friends with me. 133 00:10:20,843 --> 00:10:24,346 And you do this every time that I meet someone new. 134 00:10:24,555 --> 00:10:29,101 And you know what? It's getting really boring. 135 00:10:37,943 --> 00:10:43,866 [YEN SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 136 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:50,122 FRANK: You think it's a accident no one know about Fred "Bud" Kelly? 137 00:10:50,289 --> 00:10:53,250 Ain't no accident. There's one explanation... 138 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:55,836 ...and you ladies know exactly what it is. 139 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,629 I'm gonna tell you what it is. 140 00:10:57,796 --> 00:11:01,925 Conspiracy, collusion, complicity. That's all it is. 141 00:11:02,092 --> 00:11:06,096 Let me break it down like a fraction for you about my man Fred "Bud" Kelly. 142 00:11:06,263 --> 00:11:09,058 Fred "Bud" Kelly made skates out of whiskey bottles... 143 00:11:09,224 --> 00:11:14,063 ...at his uncle's farm in the early 1900s. That was over there in Nova Scotia. 144 00:11:14,229 --> 00:11:18,484 I'm gonna tell you something else. You never seen his name on the Stanley Cup. 145 00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:22,446 You know why that is? Because that son of a bitch Jim Crow... 146 00:11:22,613 --> 00:11:25,991 ...took his name off the history books. You kind of-- 147 00:11:26,408 --> 00:11:28,243 BENEDICT: Seems like every time I see you... 148 00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:29,995 ...you're playing the race card, Frank. 149 00:11:30,162 --> 00:11:31,955 Now, why is that? 150 00:11:32,915 --> 00:11:35,167 You can let go of my feet now. 151 00:11:36,126 --> 00:11:39,546 [MUSIC PLAYING] 152 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:44,635 - This don't bother you? - Of course it ******* bothers me, mate. 153 00:11:44,802 --> 00:11:48,263 - What the **** do you want me to do? - Well, it's ****** up. 154 00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:50,224 You can't hear none of the lyrics. 155 00:11:50,391 --> 00:11:53,811 You can't get with the beat with all them ******* bleeps in it. 156 00:11:53,977 --> 00:11:56,271 You want a ******* single on the ******* radio... 157 00:11:56,438 --> 00:11:58,107 ...it's what you have to ******* do. 158 00:11:58,273 --> 00:12:00,651 Well, it's ******, isn't it? Totally ******! 159 00:12:00,818 --> 00:12:03,404 ******* right, it's ******* ******. 160 00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:04,655 [PIANO PLAYING] 161 00:12:04,822 --> 00:12:06,907 What the **** is that? 162 00:12:07,825 --> 00:12:10,244 Somebody must be in 2. 163 00:12:13,831 --> 00:12:15,833 Oh, ****! 164 00:12:20,838 --> 00:12:23,841 And you haven't contacted my father about any of this? 165 00:12:24,007 --> 00:12:28,470 Because, really, I don't think there's any reason to involve him or my mom. 166 00:12:34,393 --> 00:12:36,520 It's all on you, Linus. 167 00:12:37,271 --> 00:12:39,857 Okay. Good. 168 00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:44,069 - Good. Because I have a whole network-- - Get out of my car. 169 00:12:44,236 --> 00:12:45,863 Thank you. 170 00:12:48,949 --> 00:12:50,742 MAN: Mr. Bloom? BLOOM: Yes. 171 00:12:50,909 --> 00:12:54,204 WAITER: There appears to be a slight problem with your card. 172 00:12:56,457 --> 00:12:59,418 Oh, well, yes. Here. 173 00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:01,170 WAITER: I'm afraid not, sir. 174 00:13:01,336 --> 00:13:02,796 Why? 175 00:13:02,963 --> 00:13:05,507 Your business manager said you would understand. 176 00:13:05,716 --> 00:13:07,718 Todd said I would understand? 177 00:13:07,885 --> 00:13:10,762 No, Mr. Benedict. 178 00:13:10,929 --> 00:13:15,434 Mr. Benedict. Mr.... 179 00:13:15,601 --> 00:13:17,436 Oh, yes. 180 00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:19,605 An old friend, a practical joker. 181 00:13:19,771 --> 00:13:23,066 Tell Mr. Benedict he's won this round, yes. 182 00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:24,818 Terry Benedict. 183 00:13:24,985 --> 00:13:26,278 [CHUCKLING] 184 00:13:26,445 --> 00:13:29,031 Old Terry. 185 00:13:29,239 --> 00:13:31,700 MAN: She's looking at me from across the room. 186 00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:35,037 And she's crazy about me, I can tell... 187 00:13:35,245 --> 00:13:38,999 ...because she's been staring at me all night. So suddenly... 188 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,252 ...I just go up to her, and I grab her. 189 00:13:42,419 --> 00:13:44,963 And I've got her really close to me... 190 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:47,591 ...and her eyes are all fiery. 191 00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:50,219 And my eyes are fiery. 192 00:13:50,385 --> 00:13:53,096 And it's like-- It's electric. 193 00:13:53,263 --> 00:13:56,975 And I say to her, "Mom.... 194 00:13:58,894 --> 00:14:00,771 Mother...." 195 00:14:02,606 --> 00:14:04,274 HECKLER: What? 196 00:14:05,526 --> 00:14:06,818 Um.... 197 00:14:08,987 --> 00:14:10,531 Thanks for letting me finish. 198 00:14:12,157 --> 00:14:14,034 What can I say? 199 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,119 You're a funny guy. 200 00:14:19,456 --> 00:14:22,292 REUBEN: Oh, yeah. My friend Rusty. I'm worried about him. 201 00:14:22,459 --> 00:14:24,545 He owns this hotel in Los Angeles... 202 00:14:24,711 --> 00:14:27,631 ...losing a lot of money, and he's got no life. 203 00:14:27,798 --> 00:14:31,593 He's a nice, bright kid, but he's beating his brains out. 204 00:14:32,177 --> 00:14:36,390 Do you think I could send something through you, like, a message to him? 205 00:14:36,557 --> 00:14:38,850 PALM READER: I read your palm, not his. 206 00:14:39,017 --> 00:14:41,812 REUBEN: Somebody who could do that could do well. Anything on my health? 207 00:14:41,979 --> 00:14:44,731 - My hips are bothering me. PALM READER: Please. 208 00:14:48,026 --> 00:14:50,821 This? You couldn't see this? 209 00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:55,367 WOMAN: I tried knocking, he won't open. 210 00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:57,286 RUSTY: I'll handle it. I know him. 211 00:14:57,452 --> 00:14:59,830 MAN: Jesus Christ, are you people retarded? 212 00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:03,166 - It says, "Do not disturb"! - It's me. 213 00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:11,883 TOPHER: Hey. 214 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,845 Come on in. 215 00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:18,348 Jeez, Topher, you didn't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me. 216 00:15:18,515 --> 00:15:21,810 TOPHER: I'm sorry. Rust, look, I know this is your joint. 217 00:15:21,977 --> 00:15:23,395 I just.... 218 00:15:24,479 --> 00:15:26,356 There's this girl. 219 00:15:27,399 --> 00:15:29,401 I love her, man. 220 00:15:29,568 --> 00:15:32,613 I love her, but she is driving me crazy! 221 00:15:32,779 --> 00:15:34,865 I can't sleep. I can't work. 222 00:15:35,032 --> 00:15:37,743 I quit the show. I totally phoned in that Dennis Quaid movie. 223 00:15:37,909 --> 00:15:38,952 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 224 00:15:39,119 --> 00:15:41,121 - I mean, it's like.... WOMAN: Hello? 225 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:45,042 God, it's almost like this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work! 226 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:48,045 WOMAN: Rusty, call for you. 227 00:15:51,381 --> 00:15:53,425 TOPHER: Dude, don't leave. 228 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,969 RUSTY: Yeah? BENEDICT: I have a message... 229 00:15:56,136 --> 00:16:00,724 ...for Robert Charles Ryan, soon to be ex-owner of the Standard Hotel. 230 00:16:02,225 --> 00:16:05,354 RUSTY: You got him. - Last time we spoke, you hung up on me. 231 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:08,273 RUSTY: You used some nasty words. I got sensitive ears. 232 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,942 I admit I was a little emotional that evening. 233 00:16:11,109 --> 00:16:13,236 RUSTY: Think about that night a lot, don't you? 234 00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:16,615 I thought I'd be dead before I heard the sound that killed me. 235 00:16:16,782 --> 00:16:20,452 I've been asked to show restraint. Otherwise, you would've gone out... 236 00:16:20,619 --> 00:16:22,996 ...to your favorite car of all the 1 7 you own... 237 00:16:23,163 --> 00:16:26,124 ...and as soon as you turned on the ignition.... 238 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,297 You got two weeks. 239 00:16:37,177 --> 00:16:39,179 RUSTY: Huh. 240 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:45,602 Now, you told me that your wife said that he called it Ocean's 11. 241 00:16:45,769 --> 00:16:48,647 Now, who decided that? I'm a private contractor. 242 00:16:48,814 --> 00:16:51,441 It was a collaboration. That moniker is insulting. 243 00:16:51,608 --> 00:16:53,527 It was one job we did together. 244 00:16:53,694 --> 00:16:57,698 I don't know where this proprietary stance comes from. It seems possessive. 245 00:16:57,864 --> 00:17:00,659 One could argue that because it was Danny's idea-- 246 00:17:00,826 --> 00:17:03,870 Hang on a minute. We all had our own areas of expertise. 247 00:17:04,037 --> 00:17:06,707 I mean, without us, it don't leave your head, mate. 248 00:17:06,873 --> 00:17:08,792 It just hurts, you know, because... 249 00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:12,129 ...it seemed we all agreed to call it "the Benedict job." 250 00:17:12,295 --> 00:17:14,715 That's what we called it when we were doing it. 251 00:17:14,881 --> 00:17:17,050 If you wanted to call it something else-- 252 00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:19,428 When you have a problem, who do you go to? 253 00:17:19,594 --> 00:17:21,638 ALL: Rusty. 254 00:17:21,805 --> 00:17:23,640 Thanks. Let's get back on the topic. 255 00:17:23,807 --> 00:17:26,935 Based on what we stole, plus interest... 256 00:17:27,102 --> 00:17:31,398 - ...how much does everybody owe? - $17.34 million. 257 00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:35,485 Assuming Benedict gives us prime plus one, which I doubt. 258 00:17:35,652 --> 00:17:37,654 Figure 19 to be safe. 259 00:17:37,821 --> 00:17:41,658 Okay, 19 each. Anybody got that? 260 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:46,580 What, you think the stock market's some great mystery... 261 00:17:46,747 --> 00:17:50,876 ...beyond the realm of human understanding? Didn't you see the signs? 262 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,213 I saw the signs. 263 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,007 DANNY: How much is everybody short? 264 00:17:57,174 --> 00:17:58,425 How much you short? 265 00:17:58,592 --> 00:18:01,553 Uh.... Fourteen. Fourteen. 266 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,514 - All but 5 million? - Yeah. You gonna start with me? 267 00:18:04,681 --> 00:18:08,018 You don't know what it's like to create something from scratch. 268 00:18:08,185 --> 00:18:10,812 - Well, with interest, I'm short 7. - Eight. 269 00:18:11,021 --> 00:18:14,065 I spent about a million, mostly on talent development. 270 00:18:14,232 --> 00:18:17,527 That makes it 7 for me. Boy, the interest just kills you. 271 00:18:17,694 --> 00:18:19,863 - I'm light 9. - What's the interest? 272 00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:22,741 REUBEN: About 6. - Then I owe 6. 273 00:18:22,908 --> 00:18:24,367 REUBEN: How? LINUS: What? 274 00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:26,870 I've been staying at my parents'. 275 00:18:28,371 --> 00:18:30,123 I owe 25. 276 00:18:32,876 --> 00:18:34,878 Hotels, man. 277 00:18:35,629 --> 00:18:37,047 Saul? 278 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:41,259 I haven't spent it all, but I will. 279 00:18:41,718 --> 00:18:43,804 I'm out, fellas. 280 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:48,642 As ranking old-timer, I gotta say, I just can't do it. 281 00:18:49,226 --> 00:18:53,688 At my age, I think I earned the right to be selfish. 282 00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:58,568 I wanna thank you all for the wonderful opportunity. You're all aces in my book. 283 00:18:58,735 --> 00:19:03,615 But I want the last check I write to bounce. 284 00:19:05,408 --> 00:19:07,994 BASHER: Saul, you having a laugh? 285 00:19:08,328 --> 00:19:09,788 Saul. 286 00:19:11,706 --> 00:19:14,793 [YEN SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 287 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,587 REUBEN: I can handle Saul's share. - You don't have to. 288 00:19:17,754 --> 00:19:20,257 REUBEN: Who would I talk to if you were all dead? 289 00:19:20,423 --> 00:19:24,010 That's a good point. All right, I owe 10. Amazing? 290 00:19:24,219 --> 00:19:26,930 [SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 291 00:19:27,097 --> 00:19:28,598 [CHUCKLING] 292 00:19:28,765 --> 00:19:30,684 Yeah, but it's a nice place. 293 00:19:31,601 --> 00:19:35,021 LIVINGSTON: So that comes to...? REUBEN: Ninety-seven, give or take. 294 00:19:35,188 --> 00:19:37,607 He didn't find us on his own. 295 00:19:37,941 --> 00:19:40,193 - Someone helped him. REUBEN: Another thief. 296 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,946 LINUS: Nobody we know would violate rule number one. 297 00:19:43,113 --> 00:19:46,324 What we do know is we need a job. We need a high-paying job. 298 00:19:46,491 --> 00:19:48,952 We're too hot to work anywhere in this country. 299 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:52,622 - So we go abroad. How about we go--? - We're on the 5:00. 300 00:19:53,248 --> 00:19:55,292 Good. Where are we going? 301 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,836 RUSTY: Amsterdam. DANNY: Amsterdam it is. 302 00:19:58,003 --> 00:20:01,047 - Clock's running. Let's go. LINUS: I never been to Amsterdam. 303 00:20:01,214 --> 00:20:03,675 TURK: I hear German girls are really hot. 304 00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,635 FRANK: Rusty. 305 00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:08,138 - Amsterdam? RUSTY: Yeah. 306 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,974 Don't tell Danny. 307 00:20:17,856 --> 00:20:20,650 LINUS: Hey, Rusty. Rusty. 308 00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:23,278 Sorry, sorry. Hey. 309 00:20:23,445 --> 00:20:25,280 What are you doing? What's wrong with you? 310 00:20:25,447 --> 00:20:26,781 LINUS: Nothing. - What? 311 00:20:26,948 --> 00:20:28,825 LINUS: Can I--? Can I--? - What? 312 00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:31,786 - Just for a second, can I talk to you? - What's wrong? 313 00:20:31,953 --> 00:20:33,705 I just-- I don't know. 314 00:20:33,872 --> 00:20:37,500 This might not be the perfect time or whatever to talk about it. 315 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:39,794 - Okay. - I've been thinking. 316 00:20:43,673 --> 00:20:45,634 - I've been doing my homework. - Hmm. 317 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,511 And I'd really like... 318 00:20:48,678 --> 00:20:51,681 ...to play a more central role this time around. 319 00:20:52,182 --> 00:20:53,683 - Right. - I feel like I've-- 320 00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:55,810 - Right. - I'm ready for that, and I-- 321 00:20:55,977 --> 00:20:57,187 Way overdue. 322 00:20:57,354 --> 00:21:01,399 I was wondering if I could come to the meeting and help you guys negotiate. 323 00:21:02,442 --> 00:21:06,571 Okay. It's just a sit-down with Matsui. 324 00:21:08,323 --> 00:21:10,241 He's got his own language, this guy. 325 00:21:10,408 --> 00:21:14,245 I watched you and Danny really closely last time around. I learned a ton. 326 00:21:14,412 --> 00:21:18,208 Linus, in my professional opinion, you're not ready. 327 00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:22,796 - Okay. Yeah, I mean-- - But-- But-- But... 328 00:21:22,963 --> 00:21:25,966 ...if you're convinced you are ready... 329 00:21:26,132 --> 00:21:29,052 ...I can speak with Danny. We can make this happen. 330 00:21:29,219 --> 00:21:31,763 But you gotta be sure. 331 00:21:33,848 --> 00:21:35,475 Um.... 332 00:21:36,726 --> 00:21:38,019 RUSTY: Not sure? - No, I am. 333 00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:41,022 - You're sure? - But if I had a question, I could-- 334 00:21:41,231 --> 00:21:43,024 - You would call me? - Right. Okay. 335 00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:44,776 Any time. 336 00:21:44,943 --> 00:21:46,444 - Okay. - Okay. 337 00:21:46,611 --> 00:21:48,613 - All right. - Okay. Awesome. Thank you. 338 00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:50,115 RUSTY: Yeah. 339 00:21:53,034 --> 00:21:55,870 I almost wasn't gonna come over and say anything. 340 00:21:56,037 --> 00:21:58,415 Then I'd still be sleeping. 341 00:21:58,999 --> 00:22:01,042 - Thanks, buddy. RUSTY: Yeah. 342 00:22:31,448 --> 00:22:33,450 REUBEN: Who's there? LINUS: Li-- It's-- 343 00:22:33,616 --> 00:22:35,326 REUBEN: What? LINUS: It's Linus. 344 00:22:35,493 --> 00:22:37,871 Is Rusty here? Rusty...? 345 00:22:38,163 --> 00:22:40,498 - Do you know where Rusty is? - No. 346 00:22:40,915 --> 00:22:42,709 LINUS: So have you met Matsui? 347 00:22:42,876 --> 00:22:45,462 Seriously, what do you think of me... 348 00:22:45,628 --> 00:22:48,381 ...you know, in terms of just leadership potential? 349 00:22:57,807 --> 00:22:59,476 [RINGING] 350 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:26,544 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 351 00:24:09,754 --> 00:24:12,132 RUSTY: The fact that we're unemployable shouldn't enter your mind. 352 00:24:12,298 --> 00:24:14,134 DANNY: Otherwise, you're wasting time. 353 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:17,512 RUSTY: And ours. - Don't mention Benedict. 354 00:24:17,679 --> 00:24:19,597 RUSTY: And if he does, tell him everything. 355 00:24:19,764 --> 00:24:23,309 DANNY: Right. Stay on point. And don't forget the other thing I told you. 356 00:24:23,476 --> 00:24:24,769 LINUS: What? DANNY: Listening. 357 00:24:24,936 --> 00:24:27,772 RUSTY: Relax. Remember, if we don't get this job, we're dead. 358 00:24:27,939 --> 00:24:30,150 LINUS: Rusty, I tried calling you all yesterday. 359 00:24:30,441 --> 00:24:34,195 MATSUI: So finally, she slams her vodka tonic down on the tray and says: 360 00:24:34,404 --> 00:24:38,324 "Hey, maybe that's why I've been feeling so warm recently." 361 00:24:38,491 --> 00:24:42,912 [LAUGHING] 362 00:24:53,506 --> 00:24:55,133 MATSUI: Yeah. 363 00:24:57,093 --> 00:24:59,929 - So to business? RUSTY: To business. 364 00:25:00,096 --> 00:25:03,224 A doctor who specializes in skin diseases... 365 00:25:03,433 --> 00:25:06,686 ...will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. 366 00:25:06,853 --> 00:25:09,647 Later, he will wake up in front of the television... 367 00:25:09,814 --> 00:25:12,150 ...but not remember his dream. 368 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,696 Would you agree? 369 00:25:26,456 --> 00:25:30,960 If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery... 370 00:25:31,628 --> 00:25:34,464 ...then Thanksgiving and Halloween... 371 00:25:34,631 --> 00:25:37,550 ...would fall on the same date. 372 00:25:39,135 --> 00:25:43,348 Yeah. Hey. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 373 00:25:45,767 --> 00:25:47,810 When I was 4 years old... 374 00:25:47,977 --> 00:25:52,315 ...I watched my mother kill a spider with a tea cozy. 375 00:25:54,984 --> 00:25:58,029 Years later, I realized it was not a spider. 376 00:25:58,196 --> 00:26:00,531 It was my Uncle Harold. 377 00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:23,221 Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face 378 00:26:23,388 --> 00:26:25,848 Stars to fill my dreams 379 00:26:26,641 --> 00:26:30,645 I am a traveler in both time and space 380 00:26:30,812 --> 00:26:33,523 To be where I have been 381 00:26:49,414 --> 00:26:51,666 Is he all right? Are we all right? 382 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:54,794 - "Kashmir"? - Is that your idea of a contribution? 383 00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:58,298 - We hadn't even started yet. - We were this close to losing that. 384 00:26:58,464 --> 00:27:02,677 Okay, I don't even understand what happened in there. What did I say? 385 00:27:03,052 --> 00:27:05,346 - You called his niece a whore. - A cheap one. 386 00:27:05,555 --> 00:27:07,932 - She's 7. - Confined to bed with a case of-- 387 00:27:08,099 --> 00:27:10,476 - No, don't tell him about it. - I'm sorry. 388 00:27:11,185 --> 00:27:14,147 Okay. So, what does this mean? 389 00:27:14,314 --> 00:27:16,065 It means you stay here. 390 00:27:21,112 --> 00:27:24,699 The mark's name is van der Woude. A semi-known, wealthy recluse. 391 00:27:24,866 --> 00:27:27,869 He claims to sell antiques, but hasn't actually sold one. 392 00:27:28,077 --> 00:27:29,912 DANNY: His store is his privately owned home... 393 00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:31,372 ...which no one ever enters. 394 00:27:31,581 --> 00:27:34,334 But don't let van der Woude's eccentricity fool you. 395 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:37,712 The house is extremely well-protected. 396 00:27:56,272 --> 00:27:58,191 TURK: What are we after? DANNY: It's a document. 397 00:27:58,358 --> 00:28:00,485 It's a very old, very valuable document. 398 00:28:00,651 --> 00:28:02,945 VIRGIL: Yeah, what is it? DANNY: A stock certificate. 399 00:28:03,112 --> 00:28:06,699 The first one ever issued from the first corporation on the planet. 400 00:28:06,866 --> 00:28:08,826 Dutch East India Trading Company. 401 00:28:08,993 --> 00:28:11,329 - The only one of its kind. TURK: What's the take? 402 00:28:11,496 --> 00:28:13,164 2.5 million euro. 403 00:28:13,331 --> 00:28:15,333 LIVINGSTON: Wait. Each? 404 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:18,169 - No. - Who negotiated this? 405 00:28:18,336 --> 00:28:22,048 - That's a lot of money to a lot of people. BASHER: Are you out of your mind? 406 00:28:22,215 --> 00:28:26,052 If we do one job a week at that rate, we won't pay Benedict off until.... 407 00:28:26,219 --> 00:28:28,846 REUBEN: September 2005. BASHER: Jesus Christ, Danny. 408 00:28:29,013 --> 00:28:31,265 I hear you, but it's what's available. 409 00:28:31,432 --> 00:28:33,017 After we pull this job off... 410 00:28:33,184 --> 00:28:36,771 ...Matsui's gonna throw us another. It's gonna pay 10 times this one. 411 00:28:36,938 --> 00:28:39,148 DANNY: Which buys an extension from Benedict. 412 00:28:39,315 --> 00:28:40,900 BASHER: You hope. DANNY: I hope. 413 00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:44,320 Now, the good news is that Matsui gave us the system's master code. 414 00:28:44,487 --> 00:28:46,906 - So, what are we waiting for? RUSTY: Van der Woude. 415 00:28:47,073 --> 00:28:49,075 - That's the bad news. RUSTY: He never leaves. 416 00:28:49,242 --> 00:28:51,994 - He's agoraphobic. - He's never been out of his house? 417 00:28:52,161 --> 00:28:53,830 RUSTY: Not in 10 years since he moved in. 418 00:28:53,996 --> 00:28:55,665 Does he believe in fresh air? 419 00:28:55,832 --> 00:28:58,376 RUSTY: He opens his window. VIRGIL: What does that mean? 420 00:28:58,543 --> 00:29:00,837 BASHER: Best time of arrival. RUSTY: Means he opens the window. 421 00:29:01,003 --> 00:29:04,090 Every night at 1:30 he takes an Ambien, puts on Beethoven's Third. 422 00:29:04,257 --> 00:29:08,177 By the fourth movement, he's out like a light. So we go in at 3 a.m. 423 00:29:08,344 --> 00:29:11,431 LIVINGSTON: Okay, can we tap into the system from the phone lines? 424 00:29:11,597 --> 00:29:16,394 It's a closed-loop system with two servers locked in titanium cases next to his bed. 425 00:29:16,561 --> 00:29:18,771 - So hacking in is out. - Look at this. 426 00:29:18,938 --> 00:29:21,774 Telephone-repair truck, basket up to the second floor. 427 00:29:21,941 --> 00:29:25,153 Telescoping rod through the window, tap out the freak's code. 428 00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:27,822 RUSTY: Dumb idea. One lane, one-way streets. 429 00:29:27,989 --> 00:29:29,031 Dumb idea. 430 00:29:29,198 --> 00:29:31,868 All right? Any stoppage will bring cops. 431 00:29:32,034 --> 00:29:35,037 The outside is covered by five surveillance cameras. 432 00:29:35,204 --> 00:29:37,665 Monitored 24 hours a day by a security company. 433 00:29:37,832 --> 00:29:40,501 VIRGIL: He's got five exterior cameras? RUSTY: Hmm. 434 00:29:40,710 --> 00:29:42,462 VIRGIL: He is a freak. BASHER: Super freak. 435 00:29:42,628 --> 00:29:44,213 VIRGIL: What about the roof? DANNY: No. 436 00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:48,092 RUSTY: Two cameras, pressure sensors-- DANNY: A laser net over the trap door-- 437 00:29:48,259 --> 00:29:49,719 - Smoke the freak out. - Yeah. 438 00:29:49,886 --> 00:29:52,138 TURK: Smoke the freak out. LINUS: Hey! 439 00:29:52,305 --> 00:29:54,182 TURK: What? - Do we have to use that term? 440 00:29:54,348 --> 00:29:56,893 TURK: What term? - "Freak." 441 00:29:58,769 --> 00:30:02,648 The National Institute of Mental Health estimates 5.6 percent of adults... 442 00:30:02,815 --> 00:30:05,359 - ...develop "agraphoriaphobia." ALL: Agoraphobia. 443 00:30:05,526 --> 00:30:08,571 Whatever. I'm just saying, I mean, do we...? 444 00:30:08,863 --> 00:30:11,949 We don't need to be an organization that labels people. 445 00:30:12,116 --> 00:30:14,243 BASHER: Oh, now we're an organization? 446 00:30:14,410 --> 00:30:16,245 You'd call Emily Dickinson a freak? 447 00:30:16,412 --> 00:30:19,916 REUBEN: Are you hosting a telethon? VIRGIL: Who's Emily Dickinson? 448 00:30:20,082 --> 00:30:24,879 Am I the only one who feels funny about stealing from a...? 449 00:30:25,046 --> 00:30:27,089 You know, a handicapped guy? 450 00:30:28,090 --> 00:30:29,967 TURK: Well, I don't care. DANNY: Hell, yeah. 451 00:30:30,134 --> 00:30:32,512 VIRGIL: I feel funny about other things. 452 00:30:32,929 --> 00:30:34,180 LIVINGSTON: Cool. 453 00:30:34,347 --> 00:30:35,806 DANNY: But.... 454 00:30:35,973 --> 00:30:37,433 RUSTY: Yeah? - But.... 455 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,809 - Right. LINUS: What? 456 00:30:38,976 --> 00:30:41,938 - Ahab with a piggyback. Livingston? LIVINGSTON: I can get anything. 457 00:30:42,104 --> 00:30:43,648 BASHER: Done. LINUS: Ahab with what? 458 00:30:43,814 --> 00:30:45,983 RUSTY: Boys. - You're making that up. That's-- 459 00:30:46,150 --> 00:30:49,779 That whole "Ahab with a piggyback," that's not real? 460 00:30:50,029 --> 00:30:52,156 REUBEN: Let me in. - How do you think it feels... 461 00:30:52,323 --> 00:30:55,576 - ...when someone bangs on the door? - I gotta go to the toilet. 462 00:30:55,785 --> 00:30:58,287 Otherwise, I'm gonna shit on your feet. Come on. 463 00:31:03,292 --> 00:31:06,963 [YEN SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 464 00:31:33,322 --> 00:31:35,366 BASHER: Show me them specs. 465 00:31:40,913 --> 00:31:44,417 REUBEN: I've been doing this since I'm 12 years old. You're micromanaging. 466 00:31:44,584 --> 00:31:48,588 You gotta find people you can delegate to. Otherwise, you'll never have a life. 467 00:31:48,754 --> 00:31:52,341 RUSTY: I don't want a life. I want the hotel to run like a hotel should. 468 00:31:52,508 --> 00:31:54,010 DANNY: Reuben. 469 00:31:54,176 --> 00:31:55,636 REUBEN: Yeah. 470 00:31:56,596 --> 00:31:58,097 RUSTY: Great. 471 00:31:58,264 --> 00:32:01,183 - Okay. Good. DANNY: Maybe. 472 00:32:01,851 --> 00:32:03,853 RUSTY: Fantastic. 473 00:32:06,731 --> 00:32:10,151 Remember in Miller's Crossing where Turturro begs for his life? 474 00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:13,529 Sure. "Look into your heart." 475 00:32:13,696 --> 00:32:15,573 I cry every time. 476 00:32:15,948 --> 00:32:17,283 DANNY: What? 477 00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:19,535 RUSTY: We have no line of sight. 478 00:32:21,037 --> 00:32:24,624 Our only possibility, the window. We're three inches too high. 479 00:32:24,790 --> 00:32:26,917 There's no clear shot, even with Basher. 480 00:32:27,084 --> 00:32:31,005 In the physical universe we occupy, it cannot be done. 481 00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:33,549 What about the guy from the Bulgari job? 482 00:32:33,716 --> 00:32:36,052 - Nagel. Spoke with him. - Anything? 483 00:32:36,218 --> 00:32:38,929 Lot of ideas, none of them any good. 484 00:32:39,096 --> 00:32:41,432 He's pushing this new holographic technology. 485 00:32:41,599 --> 00:32:45,853 Really interesting stuff, though. He can reproduce anything 3-D. 486 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:48,397 How about 97 million? 487 00:32:49,982 --> 00:32:51,651 RUSTY: We're forcing it. 488 00:32:51,817 --> 00:32:54,111 DANNY: Yeah, we're forcing it. 489 00:32:55,196 --> 00:32:57,448 - You know what we haven't thought of? - What? 490 00:32:57,615 --> 00:32:59,283 We turn ourselves in. 491 00:32:59,450 --> 00:33:02,203 - What could Benedict do to us then? - There you go. 492 00:33:02,411 --> 00:33:05,539 Call the cops, tell them we did the Bellagio job. 493 00:33:05,706 --> 00:33:08,668 They put us away for 20 years. That'd teach him. 494 00:33:09,126 --> 00:33:10,836 I think Tess would stick around. 495 00:33:11,003 --> 00:33:13,089 RUSTY: You look great in jumpsuits. 496 00:33:13,923 --> 00:33:15,341 DANNY: Hey... 497 00:33:15,508 --> 00:33:17,760 - ...how's the hotel business? - Sucks. 498 00:33:17,927 --> 00:33:20,930 - How's East Haven? - Sucks. 499 00:33:22,431 --> 00:33:24,183 I don't know. 500 00:33:25,810 --> 00:33:28,938 Can't turn my brain off, you know. It's me. 501 00:33:29,855 --> 00:33:33,359 We go into some place, and all I can do is see the angles. 502 00:33:33,526 --> 00:33:36,487 It's what I do. It's what I've always done. I love it. 503 00:33:36,654 --> 00:33:38,406 [DANNY SIGHS] 504 00:33:38,572 --> 00:33:40,241 DANNY: I don't know. 505 00:33:40,533 --> 00:33:42,868 Some sort of weird irony, you know? 506 00:33:43,119 --> 00:33:45,621 Tess watching me scratch and itch. 507 00:33:45,788 --> 00:33:49,125 Hey, listen. You know, the world's gone nuts and you're.... 508 00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:53,713 FRANK: What'd you wanna do? - It's not attached... 509 00:33:53,879 --> 00:33:55,214 ...to the adjacent buildings. 510 00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:58,050 - The whole house? - We're just raising it slightly. 511 00:33:58,217 --> 00:34:01,137 Schumann did it in '64 in Venice and '73 in Istanbul. 512 00:34:01,303 --> 00:34:03,806 - He only had a crew of six. FRANK: We can't tilt a house. 513 00:34:03,973 --> 00:34:07,476 REUBEN: Did it with the Tower of Pizza. - Exactly, thank you. 514 00:34:07,643 --> 00:34:09,812 BASHER: It took 300 men over two years to do it. 515 00:34:09,979 --> 00:34:11,021 RUSTY: There's 30 pylons. 516 00:34:11,188 --> 00:34:13,816 We cut them, insert the jacks and crank away. 517 00:34:13,983 --> 00:34:17,153 It's really our best plan, considering it's our only plan. 518 00:34:17,319 --> 00:34:21,657 FRANK: Crank for how long? - Like I said, it's our only plan. 519 00:34:52,855 --> 00:34:54,565 [SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 520 00:34:55,107 --> 00:34:56,358 What? 521 00:34:59,111 --> 00:35:01,947 Oh, oh, okay, hold on. 522 00:35:09,789 --> 00:35:11,832 Try that. 523 00:36:04,301 --> 00:36:06,887 BASHER: Number five. I'm a go. 524 00:36:27,950 --> 00:36:30,911 WOMAN: Master thieves who practice the long con... 525 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,289 ...live separate lives as civilians. 526 00:36:33,455 --> 00:36:35,791 They have legitimate jobs and families... 527 00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:39,128 ...which make them extremely difficult to catch. 528 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,716 The greatest thief of all time was, without question... 529 00:36:43,883 --> 00:36:49,597 ...Gaspar LeMarc, who either died in Portugal in 1988... 530 00:36:49,763 --> 00:36:55,686 ...or in Hong Kong in 1996, or he's still alive. 531 00:36:56,478 --> 00:36:58,981 We may never know for certain because LeMarc... 532 00:36:59,148 --> 00:37:02,151 ...was never captured or photographed... 533 00:37:02,318 --> 00:37:06,196 ...despite being active for over 50 years. 534 00:37:07,197 --> 00:37:10,159 Though he left behind a slew of imitators... 535 00:37:10,326 --> 00:37:15,164 ...only one is worth mentioning in the same breath as LeMarc: 536 00:37:15,331 --> 00:37:19,209 The thief we know only as the Night Fox. 537 00:37:19,376 --> 00:37:23,839 So named for the small onyx figurines he leaves behind to taunt us... 538 00:37:24,006 --> 00:37:28,761 ...the Night Fox must be considered our number-one priority. 539 00:37:28,928 --> 00:37:34,141 His string of high-profile crimes are an embarrassment to our branch... 540 00:37:34,308 --> 00:37:36,852 ...to our entire profession. 541 00:37:37,019 --> 00:37:42,900 We need more than traditional resources to pursue thieves like the Night Fox. 542 00:37:43,067 --> 00:37:49,365 We need to train ourselves to think the way they think, to see what they see. 543 00:37:49,531 --> 00:37:52,368 And we should not allow ourselves to be distracted-- 544 00:37:52,534 --> 00:37:54,536 [WHISPERING INAUDIBLY] 545 00:37:55,871 --> 00:37:57,414 What? 546 00:38:03,045 --> 00:38:05,547 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 547 00:38:10,594 --> 00:38:14,014 Hi, Isabel. Well, we could really use your help on this one. 548 00:38:14,306 --> 00:38:17,101 I hope the scene hasn't been contaminated. 549 00:38:30,906 --> 00:38:33,242 When can I speak to Mr. van der Woude? 550 00:38:33,409 --> 00:38:36,578 Probably tomorrow. He's heavily sedated. 551 00:38:36,745 --> 00:38:40,416 We can't figure out how they disabled the alarm. Shorted it out somehow? 552 00:38:40,582 --> 00:38:44,753 No, that would have triggered the system and damaged the circuits. 553 00:38:45,796 --> 00:38:48,757 PAUL: Well, then. Then I don't know how they got in. 554 00:38:54,013 --> 00:38:57,516 They had the code. Someone other than the owner must have known it. 555 00:38:57,683 --> 00:39:01,186 Impossible. Van der Woude programmed the last nine steps of the system. 556 00:39:01,353 --> 00:39:04,189 He set it and never left the house again. 557 00:39:04,356 --> 00:39:08,402 Closed loop. Redundant servers. Titanium encasement. 558 00:39:08,569 --> 00:39:10,029 It's not bad, actually. 559 00:39:42,227 --> 00:39:45,481 MAN: Yeah. Thanks. 560 00:40:01,330 --> 00:40:02,664 Do we know each other? 561 00:40:02,915 --> 00:40:08,087 - Um.... I think I saw you yesterday. - Oh, yeah? 562 00:40:08,253 --> 00:40:10,798 Yeah, you were being chased by the police. 563 00:40:10,964 --> 00:40:14,843 Chasing me? No. I don't think so. 564 00:40:15,010 --> 00:40:18,013 ISABEL: I'm quite sure it was you. 565 00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:20,349 RUSTY: Doesn't say much for the police. 566 00:40:25,854 --> 00:40:27,314 No, I love Rome. I love it. 567 00:40:27,481 --> 00:40:31,193 But there's an opening at work the level above me, and it's-- 568 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,696 I was thinking I was gonna try out for it. It's in Amsterdam. 569 00:40:34,863 --> 00:40:39,284 My mother has family there, so it'd be-- It'd be good. 570 00:40:45,165 --> 00:40:48,168 RUSTY: He lifted the whole house? ISABEL: The whole house. 571 00:40:48,377 --> 00:40:50,337 RUSTY: The entire house? - The entire house. 572 00:40:50,504 --> 00:40:52,673 It's called a Schumann Special... 573 00:40:52,881 --> 00:40:56,969 ...named after this guy, a brilliant guy, Max Schumann. 574 00:40:57,386 --> 00:41:02,015 Then he did it in Istanbul in 1973. 575 00:41:02,766 --> 00:41:04,393 PAUL: What is it? 576 00:41:06,895 --> 00:41:09,314 It's where the crossbow bolt hit. 577 00:41:12,901 --> 00:41:15,404 The crossbow bolt? 578 00:41:16,738 --> 00:41:20,075 They fired from that rooftop through this open window. 579 00:41:20,284 --> 00:41:23,412 PAUL: With a crossbow bolt from that roof through that window? 580 00:41:23,579 --> 00:41:27,374 - That's a very difficult shot. - No, it is an impossible shot... 581 00:41:27,541 --> 00:41:29,585 ...until they raised the building. 582 00:41:29,751 --> 00:41:31,920 Check the pylons. They'll be elevated. 583 00:41:32,754 --> 00:41:35,632 - You know the name Max Schumann? - No. 584 00:41:35,799 --> 00:41:38,093 - Well, they do. - Who? 585 00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:39,928 The Americans. 586 00:42:18,133 --> 00:42:19,760 ISABEL: Wait a minute. 587 00:42:26,099 --> 00:42:30,270 Exactly why would they bring the drill if they weren't planning to use it? 588 00:42:31,730 --> 00:42:35,734 - What? - Oh, God. Oh. 589 00:42:48,664 --> 00:42:51,250 - What? - I don't know. 590 00:43:03,178 --> 00:43:04,721 MAN [ON TAPE]: Congratulations. 591 00:43:04,888 --> 00:43:09,559 You are the second person to crack the van der Woude safe tonight. 592 00:43:09,726 --> 00:43:13,188 In arriving second, Mr. Ocean, you have joined a long line... 593 00:43:13,355 --> 00:43:16,566 ...of people who've worked hard and risked a great deal... 594 00:43:16,733 --> 00:43:19,528 ...only to get somewhere second. 595 00:43:20,696 --> 00:43:25,158 You don't know these people by name, of course, because they enter oblivion. 596 00:43:25,325 --> 00:43:27,119 You know this word, "oblivion"? 597 00:43:27,286 --> 00:43:31,415 It means to be totally forgotten by everyone forever. 598 00:43:31,581 --> 00:43:35,585 And it's where you would be now if it weren't for the Bellagio heist. 599 00:43:35,752 --> 00:43:37,754 How does this guy know who we are? 600 00:43:37,921 --> 00:43:42,342 In a way, I'm responsible for you coming to Amsterdam in the first place. 601 00:43:42,551 --> 00:43:45,554 I hired Matsui, and Matsui hired you. 602 00:43:45,804 --> 00:43:47,973 That's the guy who dimed us to Benedict. 603 00:43:49,266 --> 00:43:52,769 - All of them, including Ocean. MAN: Yes. 604 00:43:52,936 --> 00:43:56,815 I find that hard to believe. And you are? 605 00:43:56,982 --> 00:43:58,984 You can call me the Night Fox. 606 00:43:59,151 --> 00:44:02,571 The Night Fox. Okay, Mr. Night Fox. 607 00:44:02,738 --> 00:44:05,824 - What will this information cost me? - Don't worry. Nothing. 608 00:44:05,991 --> 00:44:09,911 Nothing? Who do you think you're dealing with? Nothing costs nothing. 609 00:44:10,078 --> 00:44:12,748 And this information is definitely worth something. 610 00:44:12,914 --> 00:44:16,752 Let's just say our interests are temporarily aligned. 611 00:44:16,918 --> 00:44:18,670 How so? 612 00:44:18,837 --> 00:44:22,424 Well, the information is free, but it comes with certain conditions. 613 00:44:22,591 --> 00:44:25,761 - Such as? - Restraint on your part. 614 00:44:25,927 --> 00:44:29,765 Restraint? That's asking a lot. What else? 615 00:44:29,931 --> 00:44:32,434 Two weeks to buy themselves out of trouble. 616 00:44:32,601 --> 00:44:34,227 Two weeks? 617 00:44:34,770 --> 00:44:38,106 I can live with that, even if they can't. 618 00:44:38,398 --> 00:44:42,611 Just out of curiosity, what will you make them pay? 619 00:44:42,778 --> 00:44:47,783 For letting them live? Everything they stole, plus interest. 620 00:44:48,492 --> 00:44:50,285 A lot of interest. 621 00:44:50,452 --> 00:44:53,497 But didn't your insurance cover what was stolen? 622 00:44:53,663 --> 00:44:55,290 Of course. 623 00:44:55,457 --> 00:44:58,126 So you're asking them to double your money? 624 00:44:58,293 --> 00:45:00,295 Well, do you really think that's fair? 625 00:45:00,462 --> 00:45:04,883 Fair? I certainly hope not. So, what about the information? 626 00:45:05,759 --> 00:45:08,220 Okay. It's on your desk. 627 00:45:11,223 --> 00:45:15,268 ISABEL: He was here. Around 3:30 this morning. I can tell. 628 00:45:15,435 --> 00:45:17,354 PAUL: Who? - The Night Fox. 629 00:45:20,148 --> 00:45:23,276 Go down to the Dampkring and pick up a guy called Matsui. 630 00:45:23,443 --> 00:45:25,487 Real name, Ian Nicolas McNally. 631 00:45:25,654 --> 00:45:30,325 PAUL: The Night Fox was here at the same time as the Americans? Why? 632 00:45:30,492 --> 00:45:32,160 ISABEL: That's what we're gonna find out. 633 00:45:32,327 --> 00:45:35,080 [SPEAKING IN DUTCH] 634 00:45:38,166 --> 00:45:39,960 ISABEL: What is he doing? 635 00:45:40,877 --> 00:45:43,171 Get him out of there. 636 00:45:44,798 --> 00:45:46,716 God. 637 00:46:09,739 --> 00:46:11,616 [PAUL'S PARTNER SPEAKING IN DUTCH] 638 00:46:46,401 --> 00:46:48,528 Hello, Frank. 639 00:46:48,778 --> 00:46:51,072 LINUS: I can't understand what we did to this guy. 640 00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,910 - Why does he have it out for us like this? LIVINGSTON: How did he get that code? 641 00:46:55,076 --> 00:46:58,413 DANNY: Doesn't matter. He broke rule number one. He's on the list. 642 00:46:58,580 --> 00:47:00,207 VIRGIL: Great time for a turf war. 643 00:47:00,373 --> 00:47:02,709 RUSTY: I spoke with Frank's associate in Dublin. 644 00:47:02,876 --> 00:47:04,920 She's trying to get us a name on this guy. 645 00:47:05,086 --> 00:47:07,839 Our train leaves tomorrow at 1:38, okay? 646 00:47:08,006 --> 00:47:10,091 TURK: Where is Frank? RUSTY: I don't know. 647 00:47:10,258 --> 00:47:11,301 BASHER: It's gonna get out. 648 00:47:11,468 --> 00:47:14,513 Then we'll be dead, and no one will wanna work with us. 649 00:47:14,679 --> 00:47:15,722 [KNOCKING] 650 00:47:15,889 --> 00:47:18,266 WOMAN: Housekeeping. 651 00:47:29,194 --> 00:47:32,030 Turndown service for Mr. Ryan. 652 00:47:41,122 --> 00:47:43,083 Hi. 653 00:47:48,046 --> 00:47:50,298 ISABEL: Nice room. 654 00:47:50,465 --> 00:47:53,051 You have it all to yourself? 655 00:47:55,303 --> 00:47:57,639 RUSTY: You here to take me in? 656 00:47:58,181 --> 00:48:03,103 Why would I do that? It's not as if you stole something. 657 00:48:05,146 --> 00:48:07,649 It's nice to see you again, Robert. 658 00:48:07,816 --> 00:48:09,568 You too. 659 00:48:09,734 --> 00:48:14,823 Of course, you've been seeing plenty of me, haven't you? 660 00:48:17,325 --> 00:48:19,327 I like this one. 661 00:48:19,953 --> 00:48:22,455 I call it "thief � la mode." 662 00:48:29,838 --> 00:48:32,257 Schumann Special, huh? 663 00:48:33,133 --> 00:48:36,344 I guess that's what I get for opening my mouth. 664 00:48:36,511 --> 00:48:39,389 So, what about the Night Fox? 665 00:48:39,556 --> 00:48:41,850 Did he leave you a message? 666 00:48:42,976 --> 00:48:45,353 What about the figurine? You still have it? 667 00:48:49,441 --> 00:48:52,277 I suppose it's a compliment in a way. 668 00:48:52,444 --> 00:48:57,782 I guess he's threatened by you, though I can't imagine why. 669 00:48:59,367 --> 00:49:02,495 You have no idea what you're up against. 670 00:49:02,662 --> 00:49:05,248 The French police think he's better than LeMarc. 671 00:49:05,415 --> 00:49:07,500 Well, he is French. 672 00:49:08,001 --> 00:49:10,211 Let me give you some advice. 673 00:49:10,378 --> 00:49:15,383 Find out how you offended him. Apologize. Beg for mercy. 674 00:49:18,261 --> 00:49:20,180 Got to go. 675 00:49:20,805 --> 00:49:26,102 Oh. Any message for Frank? He's been hanging around the station. 676 00:49:26,269 --> 00:49:28,063 On what charge? 677 00:49:28,229 --> 00:49:33,443 Well, we found a print of a size 14 Hi-Tec Magnum boot at the crime scene. 678 00:49:33,610 --> 00:49:35,403 And? 679 00:49:35,570 --> 00:49:37,906 Bought with a fraudulent credit card. 680 00:49:38,073 --> 00:49:40,325 From that point on, well, there's only one... 681 00:49:40,492 --> 00:49:44,037 ...maybe two great nail salons in Amsterdam. 682 00:49:57,967 --> 00:50:00,303 [SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 683 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,973 - And you lied to us. - Yeah, and to me. 684 00:50:06,059 --> 00:50:07,811 Well, Frank knew. 685 00:50:07,977 --> 00:50:11,106 - Frank knew you were in touch? - I wasn't in touch. 686 00:50:11,272 --> 00:50:13,316 I was more like keeping tabs. 687 00:50:13,692 --> 00:50:16,444 - She's a cop! - Detective, actually. 688 00:50:16,611 --> 00:50:18,446 TURK: Where'd she learn all the Schumann crap? 689 00:50:18,613 --> 00:50:19,656 Dad. 690 00:50:19,823 --> 00:50:20,990 VIRGIL: He was a cop? - Thief. 691 00:50:21,157 --> 00:50:23,284 LINUS: Oh, God. Was he good? - Oh, yeah. 692 00:50:23,451 --> 00:50:27,372 BASHER: Great. Pissed-off ex-girlfriend whose thief father... 693 00:50:27,539 --> 00:50:29,666 ...taught her every trick in the book. 694 00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:31,710 Well, she just made Danny and Yen. 695 00:50:31,876 --> 00:50:35,839 In the next 48 hours, your pictures will be in every police station. 696 00:50:36,005 --> 00:50:38,800 RUSTY: Nobody looks at them. - Nobody but cops. 697 00:50:38,967 --> 00:50:41,553 - Detectives. - You'd think she'd have sympathy... 698 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:45,640 - ... for us if her old man was a thief. - Is that sympathy or empathy? 699 00:50:45,807 --> 00:50:49,769 No, her old man got popped a day before her 9th birthday. Died in jail. 700 00:50:49,978 --> 00:50:53,523 So I wouldn't count on much sympathy. Or empathy. 701 00:50:53,815 --> 00:50:56,192 She's gonna have the hotel under surveillance. 702 00:50:56,776 --> 00:51:01,072 Great. We'll just eat room service, watch movies and wait for Benedict to kill us. 703 00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:02,991 - Who's on the $100 bill? LINUS: Adams. 704 00:51:03,158 --> 00:51:05,285 DANNY: John Travolta. - He said every problem... 705 00:51:05,493 --> 00:51:07,287 ...is an opportunity in disguise. 706 00:51:07,495 --> 00:51:09,789 He couldn't say that with a.45 in his mouth. 707 00:51:09,998 --> 00:51:12,167 No, you're missing the silver lining here. 708 00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:16,171 Now, she gave us a name, didn't she? The Night Fox. 709 00:51:16,546 --> 00:51:21,009 One phone call, we'll find out everything there is to know about this guy. 710 00:52:48,888 --> 00:52:53,268 The name is M. Diaz. D-I-A-Z. 711 00:52:54,102 --> 00:52:57,856 It's a black duffel bag. Uh-huh. 712 00:52:58,022 --> 00:53:01,109 The team's in Rotterdam. The bag's in Brussels. 713 00:53:01,276 --> 00:53:05,780 He's the modern man: disconnected, frightened... 714 00:53:05,947 --> 00:53:08,616 ...paranoid, but with good reason. 715 00:53:08,783 --> 00:53:12,287 It's too sad to be funny. Unusable. 716 00:53:12,787 --> 00:53:15,290 - I think I can get 20 minutes out of it. - Great. 717 00:53:15,456 --> 00:53:19,002 DANNY: I got it. The team's in Barcelona. The bag's in Madrid. 718 00:53:20,253 --> 00:53:23,089 This is a moral issue we're dealing with here. 719 00:53:23,256 --> 00:53:27,010 And we don't have a grease man anymore because he's in a bag somewhere. 720 00:53:27,176 --> 00:53:28,678 We got a bag man. 721 00:53:28,845 --> 00:53:31,306 Such an ape. An animal with no feelings. 722 00:53:31,472 --> 00:53:33,391 - I have feelings. - No, you don't. 723 00:53:33,558 --> 00:53:37,437 I feel bad for the guy. He's in a piece of luggage, but he's got water. 724 00:53:37,645 --> 00:53:40,315 - What did you want them to do? - Get off the bus. 725 00:53:40,481 --> 00:53:42,817 And pick up the bag with our friend in it. 726 00:53:42,984 --> 00:53:45,987 How many pro soccer teams are fielding 50-year-old men? 727 00:53:46,154 --> 00:53:48,156 Rusty's not 50 years old. 728 00:53:49,782 --> 00:53:52,493 Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50. 729 00:53:53,202 --> 00:53:56,331 You think I'm 50 years old? Let me ask you something. 730 00:53:56,497 --> 00:53:58,416 No, wait, let me ask you something. 731 00:53:58,583 --> 00:54:00,752 How old do you think I am? 732 00:54:00,919 --> 00:54:02,712 Forty-eight. 733 00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:06,758 You think I'm 48 years old? 734 00:54:07,717 --> 00:54:09,969 Fifty-two? 735 00:54:14,807 --> 00:54:18,353 - Maybe he should've asked me. - Nobody should ever ask you anything. 736 00:54:18,519 --> 00:54:22,523 That guy doesn't have a hard enough life right now? You gotta-- 737 00:54:22,690 --> 00:54:25,693 You're gonna defend him? They put Yen in a handbag. 738 00:54:27,195 --> 00:54:30,490 - Can I ask you something? Ever notice--? - If you're gonna ask a question... 739 00:54:30,698 --> 00:54:33,451 ...give me time to respond, unless it's rhetorical... 740 00:54:33,618 --> 00:54:35,912 ...in which case the answer is obvious: yes. 741 00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:37,497 - Okay, can I ask--? - Yes. 742 00:54:37,705 --> 00:54:41,709 - You ever notice that Tess looks exactly--? - Don't ever ask that. Seriously. 743 00:54:41,876 --> 00:54:45,213 - Not to anyone. Especially not to her. - Wait. Why not? 744 00:54:45,380 --> 00:54:47,215 Look. 745 00:54:47,382 --> 00:54:49,884 It's not in my nature to be mysterious... 746 00:54:50,051 --> 00:54:53,805 ...but I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why. 747 00:54:57,141 --> 00:54:59,602 Ooh.... 748 00:55:00,603 --> 00:55:03,481 - Can I ask you--? Do I look 50 to you? - Yeah. 749 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:09,529 - Really? - Well, I mean, only from the neck up. 750 00:56:05,126 --> 00:56:07,045 WOMAN: Saul? 751 00:56:07,628 --> 00:56:09,338 What's the matter? 752 00:56:10,506 --> 00:56:12,300 Nothing. 753 00:56:14,552 --> 00:56:16,888 You wanna go out? It's nice. 754 00:56:17,597 --> 00:56:19,474 No. 755 00:56:20,308 --> 00:56:22,435 You wanna watch something? The game's on. 756 00:56:22,602 --> 00:56:25,021 No. No. 757 00:56:25,188 --> 00:56:29,317 - You hungry? I'll heat something up. - No. 758 00:56:30,485 --> 00:56:35,239 Saul, ever since you got back, you've been acting strange. 759 00:56:36,074 --> 00:56:38,659 What did Danny want? 760 00:56:39,327 --> 00:56:40,828 Nothing. 761 00:56:40,995 --> 00:56:43,956 Nothing? How could he want nothing? 762 00:56:57,637 --> 00:57:01,182 DANNY: All right, the Night Fox has a name. Fran�ois Toulour. 763 00:57:01,349 --> 00:57:03,518 Baron Fran�ois Toulour. 764 00:57:03,684 --> 00:57:06,979 Father was a French industrialist, mother was Italian nobility. 765 00:57:07,146 --> 00:57:09,857 He never met her, but he inherited her title. 766 00:57:10,024 --> 00:57:13,903 The bad news is he's rich, he's bored and he's talented. 767 00:57:14,070 --> 00:57:17,615 The really bad news is he was trained by LeMarc. 768 00:57:17,782 --> 00:57:21,327 LIVINGSTON: This is not good. LINUS: With the LeMarc? Gaspar LeMarc? 769 00:57:21,494 --> 00:57:23,204 DANNY: That's the one. 770 00:57:23,371 --> 00:57:25,456 VIRGIL: Well, we're doomed. TURK: We're not doomed. 771 00:57:25,623 --> 00:57:27,708 - He's one guy, and he's French. BASHER: Yeah. 772 00:57:27,875 --> 00:57:30,378 Before we get too impressed by his background... 773 00:57:30,545 --> 00:57:33,464 - ...let's hear what he's done. DANNY: He started in the '90s. 774 00:57:33,631 --> 00:57:37,385 Bank of Geneva, the Danish Treasury, the Bank of Italy, AMC Amro... 775 00:57:37,552 --> 00:57:40,596 ...the Brussels Diamond Exchange, Antwerp Diamond Exchange. 776 00:57:40,763 --> 00:57:44,225 LINUS: Wait. All those in the 1990s? DANNY: I'm only up to '96. 777 00:57:44,392 --> 00:57:45,434 LINUS: Seriously? 778 00:57:45,601 --> 00:57:47,353 DANNY: In '97, he went through an art phase. 779 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:51,232 He hit the Tate in London, the Louvre in Paris, twice, and the Prado. 780 00:57:51,399 --> 00:57:52,650 LINUS: Wait. No, no, hang on. 781 00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:54,861 The Prado Museum in '97? That was Moretti. 782 00:57:55,027 --> 00:57:56,070 Everybody knows that-- 783 00:57:56,237 --> 00:57:58,447 DANNY: He is Moretti. It's one of his aliases. 784 00:57:58,656 --> 00:57:59,991 [YEN SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 785 00:58:00,158 --> 00:58:02,410 DANNY: Okay, I'll skip to my favorite. 786 00:58:02,577 --> 00:58:08,749 In 2002, he stole the king of Morocco's 200-foot yacht. Vanished into thin air. 787 00:58:08,916 --> 00:58:12,420 Crew surfaced days later in a life raft. Couldn't remember a thing. 788 00:58:12,587 --> 00:58:14,172 TURK: How do you hide a 200-foot yacht? 789 00:58:14,338 --> 00:58:16,382 DANNY: If the king knows, he's not telling. 790 00:58:16,549 --> 00:58:20,595 He got it back a month later. He now plays tennis with Toulour every weekend. 791 00:58:20,761 --> 00:58:24,056 LINUS: We're in serious trouble here. BASHER: Copy that. 792 00:58:24,223 --> 00:58:26,684 LINUS: So, what do we do? DANNY: We respond. 793 00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:31,105 LINUS: Respond? How? DANNY: In kind. 794 00:58:47,872 --> 00:58:51,209 [TOULOUR SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 795 00:58:54,587 --> 00:58:55,963 Mr. Ocean. 796 00:58:56,130 --> 00:58:59,634 You broke rule number one, and that has consequences. 797 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,470 Oh, you must be talking about the paintings. 798 00:59:02,637 --> 00:59:07,099 Don't worry. You'll be dead in five days, and I'll get my paintings back. 799 00:59:07,266 --> 00:59:10,978 - Unless you have an accident first. - I don't think so, Daniel. 800 00:59:11,479 --> 00:59:14,482 Perhaps I should explain to you why I'm tormenting you. 801 00:59:14,649 --> 00:59:16,817 I'd like that. 802 00:59:16,984 --> 00:59:19,862 Last month I was in Portugal to see my mentor. 803 00:59:20,029 --> 00:59:21,656 - LeMarc. - Indeed. 804 00:59:22,990 --> 00:59:27,620 A very loud and annoying American businessman was there the same day. 805 00:59:28,829 --> 00:59:31,207 He worked for a big insurance company. 806 00:59:31,374 --> 00:59:34,961 He's the one who suggested Benedict to you as a potential mark. 807 00:59:35,127 --> 00:59:37,421 - You know the man? DANNY: What about him? 808 00:59:37,588 --> 00:59:40,675 TOULOUR: He said it was the most beautiful job he'd ever seen. 809 00:59:40,841 --> 00:59:44,345 He went on and on about this job, and then he said... 810 00:59:44,512 --> 00:59:47,390 ...it showed you were the greatest thief in the world. 811 00:59:47,556 --> 00:59:51,560 But the worst part is that LeMarc never corrected him. 812 00:59:55,773 --> 01:00:00,361 I told LeMarc that you can't be better than me. 813 01:00:00,528 --> 01:00:04,615 And he answered that it was impossible to know for sure. 814 01:00:04,824 --> 01:00:10,705 So I thought about that for, like, three weeks in a row, day and night. 815 01:00:10,871 --> 01:00:16,043 And then suddenly, I realized that he was actually right. 816 01:00:16,210 --> 01:00:19,714 It is impossible to compare one theft to the other. 817 01:00:20,464 --> 01:00:26,512 So I guess the only way to know who's the best of us for sure... 818 01:00:26,679 --> 01:00:29,974 ...is to go after the same object. Do the same job. 819 01:00:30,141 --> 01:00:33,311 Don't you think that would be fun? 820 01:00:34,145 --> 01:00:38,941 You're being awfully cavalier with a lot of people's lives so you can play out a game. 821 01:00:40,484 --> 01:00:42,570 You're gonna regret it. 822 01:00:43,279 --> 01:00:46,073 Come on, Mr. Ocean. 823 01:00:46,574 --> 01:00:50,411 How are you gonna possibly get $97 million by next Wednesday? 824 01:00:50,578 --> 01:00:55,541 Especially if every safe you crack between now and then is already empty? 825 01:00:55,708 --> 01:00:58,002 Whereas if you accept my challenge and win... 826 01:00:58,169 --> 01:01:00,796 ...I promise I'll pay your debt to Benedict... 827 01:01:00,963 --> 01:01:04,759 ...and LeMarc will hold my money in escrow as a guarantee. 828 01:01:11,891 --> 01:01:13,934 What are we stealing? 829 01:01:15,269 --> 01:01:18,105 TOULOUR: The famous Faberg� Coronation Egg. 830 01:01:18,272 --> 01:01:21,525 DANNY: Was that your idea or LeMarc's? TOULOUR: I think he would agree... 831 01:01:21,692 --> 01:01:24,945 ...that it's the most appropriate thing for us to compete over. 832 01:01:25,112 --> 01:01:26,947 DANNY: Where is it located? 833 01:01:27,114 --> 01:01:30,368 TOULOUR: The egg left Paris this morning on its way to Rome. 834 01:01:30,534 --> 01:01:35,081 It travels with heavy security and usually with one or more replicas. 835 01:01:35,247 --> 01:01:39,502 Sometimes they even show the replicas without anybody knowing. 836 01:01:39,668 --> 01:01:42,546 When the egg goes on display Monday morning... 837 01:01:42,713 --> 01:01:46,801 ...you'll have 48 hours to steal it before your deadline's up. 838 01:01:46,967 --> 01:01:50,179 When the deadline passes and you don't have the egg... 839 01:01:50,346 --> 01:01:53,557 ...LeMarc will know who's the best. 840 01:02:09,865 --> 01:02:12,827 - Rusty's phone. NAGEL: Who is this? 841 01:02:12,993 --> 01:02:15,246 ISABEL: Nicole. Who's this? 842 01:02:15,413 --> 01:02:18,249 NAGEL: Nagel. Where's Rusty? 843 01:02:18,416 --> 01:02:22,211 He said if you called, to say he was at Gunther's. 844 01:02:22,378 --> 01:02:25,506 Gunther's? What's that about? Did he say something? 845 01:02:25,673 --> 01:02:27,174 Do you have a message? 846 01:02:27,341 --> 01:02:31,095 Yes, I do. Tell him this thing is gonna cost him double what I told him. 847 01:02:31,262 --> 01:02:34,932 And tell him I had to go three times as thin on the layers. 848 01:02:35,099 --> 01:02:40,062 And tell him if he wants it tomorrow, it should cost him more than double. 849 01:02:41,188 --> 01:02:43,482 And tell him this thing is beautiful. 850 01:02:43,732 --> 01:02:46,694 Would fool the bloody Romanovs themselves. 851 01:02:47,194 --> 01:02:51,866 And tell him I'm being a nice guy. And tell him he dresses like a gigolo. 852 01:02:52,032 --> 01:02:53,868 Is that it? 853 01:02:54,034 --> 01:02:58,914 Yeah. No. Tell him having a sexy female assistant... 854 01:02:59,081 --> 01:03:02,710 ...is such a terrible clich�. 855 01:03:04,587 --> 01:03:09,049 [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 856 01:03:11,719 --> 01:03:15,890 Um.... Can I get a coffee or something? 857 01:03:16,724 --> 01:03:20,102 Thanks. Just a cappuccino or espresso. 858 01:03:23,063 --> 01:03:24,398 Well.... 859 01:03:26,025 --> 01:03:28,903 [HONKING] 860 01:03:32,364 --> 01:03:36,327 MAN: You call me on Saturday and ask me to come into my office... 861 01:03:36,494 --> 01:03:38,913 ...and sign a 1077... 862 01:03:39,079 --> 01:03:42,124 ...and you can't even tell me what they are after? 863 01:03:42,291 --> 01:03:45,544 ISABEL: I can come to your house. - I'm leaving for Naples in two hours. 864 01:03:45,753 --> 01:03:49,089 - We'll talk about this on Wednesday. - It'll be gone by Wednesday. 865 01:03:49,256 --> 01:03:53,177 - What? What? What will be gone? - Something worth signing a 1077 for. 866 01:03:53,344 --> 01:03:57,097 Ryan and his friends did the Bellagio casino heist in 2001. 867 01:03:57,264 --> 01:04:00,267 - I am telling you, this is serious-- - If that's true... 868 01:04:00,434 --> 01:04:03,896 - ...then we should call the American FBI-- - No, no, no. 869 01:04:04,063 --> 01:04:06,857 - Mauricio, listen to me. - Agent Lahiri... 870 01:04:07,024 --> 01:04:10,444 ...a 1077 is not a small thing. 871 01:04:10,611 --> 01:04:13,322 Unless you can tell me what they are after... 872 01:04:13,489 --> 01:04:15,616 ...there is no point in discussing it. 873 01:04:23,874 --> 01:04:27,336 [BANGING] 874 01:05:00,995 --> 01:05:02,204 Hey-- 875 01:05:05,499 --> 01:05:09,044 ISABEL: Because LeMarc stole it in 1980 when 23 others failed. 876 01:05:09,211 --> 01:05:13,716 Because the Night Fox is trying to prove he's better than Ryan and his friends. 877 01:05:15,426 --> 01:05:19,513 This is ridiculous. You say the egg will be stolen. 878 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:23,934 Then you say LeMarc already stole it 24 years ago. 879 01:05:24,101 --> 01:05:27,354 - Which one is it? - Both. 880 01:05:27,521 --> 01:05:29,356 What? 881 01:05:29,940 --> 01:05:32,443 LeMarc's wife made him put the egg back. 882 01:05:37,031 --> 01:05:41,535 When I signed a 1077 for you on the Bulgari case... 883 01:05:41,702 --> 01:05:47,875 ...you requisitioned 30 of my men for three months and made zero arrests. 884 01:05:51,962 --> 01:05:53,380 I won't do it again. 885 01:05:56,967 --> 01:05:58,552 LIVINGSTON: We cannot go at night. 886 01:05:58,719 --> 01:06:01,513 The laser grid in the Great Hall's impossible to beat. 887 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,350 REUBEN: Nothing's impossible. LIVINGSTON: This is impossible. 888 01:06:04,516 --> 01:06:07,561 It's in constant motion, programmed to improvise randomly... 889 01:06:07,728 --> 01:06:09,897 ...meaning we can't plan our way through. 890 01:06:10,064 --> 01:06:11,315 RUSTY: All right. 891 01:06:11,482 --> 01:06:12,816 So it's a daytime play. 892 01:06:12,983 --> 01:06:15,694 LIVINGSTON: We're still short three on the inside... 893 01:06:15,903 --> 01:06:18,072 ...since Isabel made you and Yen and Danny. 894 01:06:18,238 --> 01:06:20,532 We could try a Smuggler's Paradise. 895 01:06:20,699 --> 01:06:23,577 RUSTY: It hasn't worked since the '50s. LIVINGSTON: '54, actually. 896 01:06:23,744 --> 01:06:25,287 RUSTY: What's option two? 897 01:06:25,454 --> 01:06:28,499 LIVINGSTON: Baby Jane, Squeaky Wheel, followed by a Number-Two Son. 898 01:06:28,666 --> 01:06:32,503 It's complicated, but it's got a high success rate. The only problem is-- 899 01:06:32,670 --> 01:06:36,256 We can't do it without a grease man on the inside, without Yen. 900 01:06:37,966 --> 01:06:41,470 We'll have to risk it. We'll put him in disguise. 901 01:06:41,679 --> 01:06:45,683 RUSTY: 10:10, I leave the caf�, proceed west. 10:11? 902 01:06:45,849 --> 01:06:47,810 [YEN SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 903 01:06:47,976 --> 01:06:50,562 LIVINGSTON: I enter the bathroom. RUSTY: 10:13? 904 01:06:50,729 --> 01:06:52,898 DANNY: Approach the Spanish Steps from the south. 905 01:06:53,065 --> 01:06:55,234 LINUS: Basher and I enter by the main entrance. 906 01:06:55,442 --> 01:06:58,195 RUSTY: 10:15? LIVINGSTON: I help Yen into the duct. 907 01:06:58,362 --> 01:07:00,739 RUSTY: 10:18? VIRGIL: I move Reuben to the Egg Room. 908 01:07:00,948 --> 01:07:03,784 LINUS: I pause in the Great Hall while-- BASHER: I go to the Egg Room. 909 01:07:03,951 --> 01:07:05,953 RUSTY: 10:21? - Yen enters the mainframe room. 910 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:09,581 He cuts power to grid 14-A. He radios me. I signal Linus. 911 01:07:09,748 --> 01:07:11,542 - I then go to the Egg Room. RUSTY: 10:22? 912 01:07:11,709 --> 01:07:13,961 VIRGIL: I move Reuben to his mark. RUSTY: And? 913 01:07:14,128 --> 01:07:17,089 - I blind camera one. BASHER: I blind camera two. 914 01:07:17,256 --> 01:07:19,299 VIRGIL: Camera three. LIVINGSTON: Camera four. 915 01:07:19,466 --> 01:07:20,592 LINUS: I make the switch. 916 01:07:20,759 --> 01:07:24,471 RUSTY: Right. 10:24? TURK: I pull to the corner of the entrance. 917 01:07:24,638 --> 01:07:27,307 RUSTY: I meet Danny at the Steps. We head north. 10:25? 918 01:07:27,474 --> 01:07:28,851 LINUS: Turk and I make the drop. 919 01:07:29,017 --> 01:07:31,186 RUSTY: All right. Really good stuff, guys. 920 01:07:31,353 --> 01:07:35,357 Really good work. All right, we'll pick it up here in an hour. 921 01:07:35,524 --> 01:07:37,484 It's a slam-dunk. 922 01:07:38,026 --> 01:07:40,571 LINUS: Great. - 10:45, we all get arrested. 923 01:07:40,738 --> 01:07:42,156 You bet. 924 01:07:42,322 --> 01:07:44,700 - How was Toulour? - He was predictable. 925 01:07:44,867 --> 01:07:47,077 You hear from Nagel? 926 01:07:47,244 --> 01:07:48,662 He'll be here. 927 01:07:48,829 --> 01:07:51,206 That's a lot to presume from a guy like Nagel. 928 01:07:51,373 --> 01:07:53,000 Follow it up. 929 01:07:54,126 --> 01:07:56,003 [GASPS] 930 01:07:57,045 --> 01:07:58,881 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 931 01:08:00,215 --> 01:08:01,508 ISABEL: This is Isabel. 932 01:08:01,675 --> 01:08:02,718 JOHAN: It's Johan. 933 01:08:02,885 --> 01:08:05,262 I just set a 6:00 meeting for you with an Andre Ciment... 934 01:08:05,429 --> 01:08:09,767 ...who says he had four paintings stolen from his house in Lake Como. 935 01:08:09,933 --> 01:08:12,311 - Uh-huh. And when was this? - Sometime Friday. 936 01:08:12,519 --> 01:08:15,022 He's missing two Monets, a Turner and a Degas. 937 01:08:15,189 --> 01:08:17,524 - Which Degas was it? - Blue Dancers. 938 01:08:17,691 --> 01:08:22,362 Supposedly, there's surveillance video, but I haven't been able to confirm that yet. 939 01:08:22,529 --> 01:08:24,907 NAGEL: It is all about error correction. 940 01:08:26,074 --> 01:08:29,870 Three thousand separate, translucent, digital slivers... 941 01:08:30,037 --> 01:08:33,165 ...instead of the 1000 I thought it would be. 942 01:08:33,332 --> 01:08:35,667 Thank God it doesn't have to move. 943 01:08:38,545 --> 01:08:42,841 Re-creating the lighting was a pain. It's a mixture of tungsten and real light. 944 01:08:43,050 --> 01:08:46,053 But I think the color rendition is pretty damn accurate. 945 01:08:46,220 --> 01:08:50,265 Batteries are in the base. Two minutes maximum. 946 01:08:50,432 --> 01:08:52,059 DANNY: You're good. 947 01:08:52,226 --> 01:08:55,229 RUSTY: It's good. You're a genius. - I think I am. 948 01:08:56,396 --> 01:08:59,191 You'd have never got past that grid. 949 01:08:59,358 --> 01:09:01,235 That's why you're paying me double. 950 01:09:01,401 --> 01:09:03,529 - What? No, no, no. - You got my message. 951 01:09:03,695 --> 01:09:07,199 - Who's that sexy phone voice? Early Bond. - What message? 952 01:09:07,366 --> 01:09:10,369 NAGEL: The message I left with Sexy Phone Voice Nicole. 953 01:09:10,577 --> 01:09:12,162 On your mobile. 954 01:09:12,329 --> 01:09:15,457 Got something going with Gunther? Am I in? 955 01:09:15,624 --> 01:09:19,878 - Okay, when did you leave the message? - Two days ago. 956 01:09:20,087 --> 01:09:22,172 She had your phone. 957 01:09:23,757 --> 01:09:25,592 - She has your--? - Yeah. 958 01:09:28,136 --> 01:09:30,013 - That means that she's--? - Yeah. 959 01:09:31,181 --> 01:09:33,100 - Well, you better-- - Yeah. 960 01:09:35,102 --> 01:09:36,562 - That's great. - I mean.... 961 01:09:36,728 --> 01:09:41,108 So--? So who's got my money? 962 01:09:43,610 --> 01:09:47,239 Who has got my bloody money? 963 01:10:07,843 --> 01:10:09,511 Jesus. 964 01:10:21,315 --> 01:10:23,567 Sorry to hear about your mom. 965 01:10:24,526 --> 01:10:26,653 She was an amazing.... 966 01:10:27,654 --> 01:10:29,156 Well, I thought so, at least. 967 01:10:29,489 --> 01:10:32,993 She hated you. I should've picked up on that. 968 01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,579 - She hated all thieves. - No wonder you fought. 969 01:10:35,746 --> 01:10:36,997 Excuse me? 970 01:10:37,164 --> 01:10:39,499 - May I have my phone back? - No. 971 01:10:42,044 --> 01:10:45,088 RUSTY: That's a nice pull, by the way. - Thanks. 972 01:10:45,255 --> 01:10:47,257 RUSTY: Did you get that tingling sensation... 973 01:10:47,424 --> 01:10:48,967 ...down your spine when you did it? 974 01:10:49,176 --> 01:10:51,386 Or is that none of my business? 975 01:10:54,181 --> 01:10:56,350 You considered a career change? 976 01:10:56,516 --> 01:10:58,018 ISABEL: Have you? 977 01:11:01,021 --> 01:11:02,356 I tried hotels. 978 01:11:02,522 --> 01:11:03,941 I'm better at this. 979 01:11:08,737 --> 01:11:10,614 Went by the caf� for some tiramisu. 980 01:11:10,781 --> 01:11:12,950 - It wasn't the same. - Who's the Night Fox? 981 01:11:13,116 --> 01:11:16,870 - They did something to the eggs. - Why accept his challenge? 982 01:11:17,955 --> 01:11:19,539 Because he'll lose. 983 01:11:19,706 --> 01:11:21,249 And how can you beat him? 984 01:11:21,416 --> 01:11:22,793 We can't. 985 01:11:24,211 --> 01:11:26,046 You're not making any sense. 986 01:11:26,213 --> 01:11:27,756 Okay. 987 01:11:31,969 --> 01:11:36,390 The Bulgari job you pulled with Frank when we were together... 988 01:11:37,808 --> 01:11:39,059 ...I knew it was you. 989 01:11:42,521 --> 01:11:44,564 Why didn't you say something? 990 01:11:47,818 --> 01:11:49,611 Why didn't you... 991 01:11:50,112 --> 01:11:51,613 ...Robert? 992 01:11:52,948 --> 01:11:54,908 I didn't want it to end. 993 01:11:58,245 --> 01:11:59,621 You assumed it would. 994 01:12:00,580 --> 01:12:02,374 Was I wrong? 995 01:12:04,501 --> 01:12:06,420 You shouldn't be here. 996 01:12:09,589 --> 01:12:11,174 I have a meeting. 997 01:12:11,341 --> 01:12:14,594 Someone stole a whole bunch of paintings in Lake Como. 998 01:12:16,013 --> 01:12:18,974 Interesting. Any leads? 999 01:12:19,141 --> 01:12:20,517 The next time I see you... 1000 01:12:21,435 --> 01:12:23,270 ...I'm arresting you. 1001 01:12:23,437 --> 01:12:27,691 And Ocean and anybody else I recognize. 1002 01:12:28,775 --> 01:12:30,318 Fair enough. 1003 01:13:27,542 --> 01:13:29,878 LINUS: Ready? BASHER: Right. 1004 01:13:37,594 --> 01:13:41,389 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 1005 01:13:47,187 --> 01:13:48,730 Yes, of course I do. 1006 01:13:48,897 --> 01:13:51,149 My Blue Dancers, my Degas. 1007 01:13:51,358 --> 01:13:54,111 They took it, unfortunately, and I really would like-- 1008 01:13:54,277 --> 01:13:56,154 Do you have any enemies? 1009 01:13:56,363 --> 01:13:59,407 Anybody out there who would feel wronged by you? 1010 01:14:03,245 --> 01:14:05,455 No. I can't see anyone. 1011 01:14:05,622 --> 01:14:08,208 But why? You think-- You think maybe the thief... 1012 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,418 ...is trying to harm me personally now? 1013 01:14:10,585 --> 01:14:13,380 Well, I assumed he was after the paintings themselves. 1014 01:14:13,547 --> 01:14:14,798 I think it's enough. 1015 01:14:14,965 --> 01:14:16,174 LINUS: Ready? 1016 01:14:24,641 --> 01:14:26,101 Good? 1017 01:14:28,395 --> 01:14:30,897 TOULOUR: I have something you might be interested in. 1018 01:14:31,064 --> 01:14:36,403 It's a DVD with all the hidden surveillance cameras I have to my place. 1019 01:14:36,570 --> 01:14:39,322 It's plenty. I haven't checked it out yet. 1020 01:14:39,489 --> 01:14:42,784 Maybe the thieves have been careless enough to be photographed. 1021 01:14:42,951 --> 01:14:46,079 I doubt it, this level of thief, but I'll take a look. 1022 01:14:46,246 --> 01:14:47,497 Yeah. You never know. 1023 01:14:47,747 --> 01:14:49,583 Okay. Well, merci. 1024 01:14:49,749 --> 01:14:51,209 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 1025 01:14:51,418 --> 01:14:54,087 Thank you, Mademoiselle Lahiri, for everything. 1026 01:14:54,254 --> 01:14:56,756 Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye. 1027 01:14:57,924 --> 01:14:59,593 Mademoiselle Lahiri. 1028 01:14:59,926 --> 01:15:03,513 ISABEL: Did you get the faxed copy of the 1077? Good. 1029 01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:08,435 Here's what I need: A dozen-- Twelve uniformed officers. 1030 01:15:08,602 --> 01:15:12,522 Metal detectors, extra cameras. 1031 01:15:12,689 --> 01:15:16,443 So I'll e-mail you the photographs. Do you happen to have a pen? 1032 01:15:16,610 --> 01:15:19,279 I'll just give you the names. Okay. 1033 01:15:19,446 --> 01:15:23,992 Livingston Dell, male, Caucasian, 5'6", 150 pounds. 1034 01:15:24,159 --> 01:15:28,788 Virgil Malloy, male, Caucasian, 5'10", 160 pounds. 1035 01:15:28,955 --> 01:15:30,582 Robert Ryan, male, Caucasian.... 1036 01:15:30,749 --> 01:15:31,958 [PHONE RINGING] 1037 01:15:38,465 --> 01:15:40,842 DANNY: Hello? MAN: Buon giorno, Mr. Eisenhower. 1038 01:15:41,009 --> 01:15:43,178 This is your 5 a.m. wake-up call. 1039 01:15:43,345 --> 01:15:45,639 - Really? - Yes, I'm afraid. 1040 01:15:45,805 --> 01:15:47,807 Have a nice day, sir. 1041 01:15:58,235 --> 01:16:00,946 - Hey. - What are you doing? 1042 01:16:01,112 --> 01:16:06,243 - What--? Sleeping. Why are you dressed? - It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's go. 1043 01:16:07,077 --> 01:16:09,120 It's 11:30. 1044 01:16:10,997 --> 01:16:12,916 The night before. 1045 01:16:14,501 --> 01:16:17,671 Oh. But.... 1046 01:16:20,257 --> 01:16:23,301 - Oh. - Oh. 1047 01:16:23,593 --> 01:16:25,679 Oh, he's mean. He's just mean-spirited. 1048 01:16:25,845 --> 01:16:27,889 - How many espressos did you have? - Five. 1049 01:16:28,056 --> 01:16:29,724 Yeah, come on. 1050 01:16:30,308 --> 01:16:35,647 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY IN ITALIAN] 1051 01:16:39,609 --> 01:16:41,611 I don't know if she's just confused... 1052 01:16:41,778 --> 01:16:44,614 ...or she's really turned the corner and hates me now. 1053 01:16:46,157 --> 01:16:48,451 You think I handled this wrong? 1054 01:16:49,035 --> 01:16:51,454 I was too forceful. I was too American. 1055 01:16:51,621 --> 01:16:53,373 She's different. 1056 01:16:54,666 --> 01:16:57,544 Maybe you're right, maybe she has moved on. 1057 01:16:59,629 --> 01:17:03,133 You know, I talked to a doctor about getting that tattoo removed. 1058 01:17:07,762 --> 01:17:11,808 But given its location, he advised against it. 1059 01:17:16,855 --> 01:17:19,816 That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable. 1060 01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:25,418 BASHER: I mean, what's this guy's problem? 1061 01:20:25,919 --> 01:20:30,298 He's stitched us up twice in two weeks, all over his ego. 1062 01:20:30,465 --> 01:20:33,635 TURK: It's the first decent evening we've had together in I don't know how long. 1063 01:20:33,801 --> 01:20:36,679 All right, all right, let's just stay on point here. 1064 01:20:36,846 --> 01:20:38,598 Let's go over the list again. 1065 01:20:38,765 --> 01:20:41,142 TURK: Who died and made you Danny? 1066 01:20:44,854 --> 01:20:46,731 No one. 1067 01:20:46,898 --> 01:20:49,359 TURK: I'm sorry. My emotions are all over the place. 1068 01:20:49,526 --> 01:20:52,028 I was forceful, trying to show good leadership-- 1069 01:20:52,195 --> 01:20:54,364 BASHER: Come on, let's go. TURK: You're a good leader. 1070 01:20:54,531 --> 01:20:55,907 LINUS: Thanks. 1071 01:20:56,282 --> 01:20:58,576 All right, well, let's go over the list again. 1072 01:20:58,785 --> 01:21:00,495 - Swinging Priest? BASHER: Not enough people. 1073 01:21:00,662 --> 01:21:02,163 - Crazy Larry? TURK: Not enough people. 1074 01:21:02,330 --> 01:21:04,123 - Soft Shoulder? - Not enough people. 1075 01:21:04,290 --> 01:21:06,793 - Baker's Dozen? - No woman and not enough people. 1076 01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:08,336 TURK: Hell in a Handbasket? 1077 01:21:08,503 --> 01:21:12,924 We can't train a cat that quickly. And not enough people. 1078 01:21:15,093 --> 01:21:17,720 - What about Tess? TURK: What about her? 1079 01:21:17,887 --> 01:21:20,139 Well, you know how she kind of looks like-- 1080 01:21:20,306 --> 01:21:22,183 BASHER: So what? TURK: Yeah, what's your point? 1081 01:21:22,350 --> 01:21:24,310 So we do a Lookie-loo. 1082 01:21:25,103 --> 01:21:28,940 - It's a Lookie-loo with a Bundle of Joy. - A Lookie-loo with Tess... 1083 01:21:29,107 --> 01:21:30,441 - ...and a Bundle of Joy? - Yeah. 1084 01:21:30,608 --> 01:21:33,820 You've gone right out of your tree, my son. He's mad. 1085 01:21:33,987 --> 01:21:36,948 It's crazy. It's Italian-television crazy, and we're still one short. 1086 01:21:37,115 --> 01:21:42,245 Think about it. She can get near the egg in daylight with half the system down. 1087 01:21:42,412 --> 01:21:44,330 I mean, that's a trifecta. 1088 01:21:48,835 --> 01:21:51,838 He might be right. Make the calls. 1089 01:21:54,048 --> 01:21:58,177 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Linus Caldwell, you are not following the procedures... 1090 01:21:58,344 --> 01:22:01,097 ...Danny talked about if Terry Benedict shows up. 1091 01:22:01,264 --> 01:22:03,057 Something is wrong. What is wrong? 1092 01:22:03,224 --> 01:22:04,851 LINUS: Danny's fine. He's with Rusty. 1093 01:22:05,018 --> 01:22:08,187 During this part of the plan, they can't communicate with us. 1094 01:22:08,354 --> 01:22:09,814 Promise he isn't hurt. 1095 01:22:09,981 --> 01:22:12,233 I promise he isn't hurt. 1096 01:22:13,192 --> 01:22:14,861 You're gonna miss the deadline. 1097 01:22:15,028 --> 01:22:18,740 Danny would be thrilled if you met him in Rome when the job's finished. 1098 01:22:18,906 --> 01:22:20,366 He misses you like crazy. 1099 01:22:20,533 --> 01:22:23,494 Plus, you studied art, so I know how much you love Rome. 1100 01:22:23,661 --> 01:22:25,913 There's no downside here. 1101 01:22:27,373 --> 01:22:30,001 Wow, they're bringing you along fast, aren't they? 1102 01:22:30,168 --> 01:22:32,211 Yes. Danny would be more thrilled... 1103 01:22:32,378 --> 01:22:36,633 ...if you were on the 7 p.m. out of JFK, which means you have to leave right now. 1104 01:23:05,787 --> 01:23:08,665 I thought I'd requested a midsize. 1105 01:23:08,831 --> 01:23:12,085 - Danny here? BASHER: He wanted to be. 1106 01:23:18,216 --> 01:23:19,634 LINUS: Did you have a nice flight? 1107 01:23:19,801 --> 01:23:22,470 We weren't sure if you were a window or aisle person. 1108 01:23:22,637 --> 01:23:26,015 - How long's Danny been in jail? - Just a couple of days, really. 1109 01:23:26,182 --> 01:23:30,853 Which, you know, on the bright side, he's completely safe from Benedict. 1110 01:23:31,020 --> 01:23:33,731 He told me everything was fine. He lied right to me. 1111 01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:37,652 What I think he meant by "fine" is we're running low on time and money... 1112 01:23:37,819 --> 01:23:40,905 ...and we're deeper in debt than when we started. 1113 01:23:41,072 --> 01:23:43,700 I assume that you have a plan to get him out. 1114 01:23:43,866 --> 01:23:47,286 - Actually, she sounds like her. BASHER: She needs a Southern accent. 1115 01:23:47,453 --> 01:23:50,998 - Can you do a Southern--? - What the hell is going on with you guys? 1116 01:23:51,165 --> 01:23:54,794 BASHER: Not quite. The accent is crucial. It's the first thing people notice. 1117 01:23:54,961 --> 01:23:57,922 - This ridiculous car, what is it doing? - Okay, I'm sorry. 1118 01:23:58,089 --> 01:24:03,761 All right, I'm just gonna level with you. Due to certain personnel losses... 1119 01:24:03,970 --> 01:24:06,180 ...that we have sustained... 1120 01:24:06,973 --> 01:24:09,434 ...we're-- Various readjustments had to be made. 1121 01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:12,395 You're gonna have to play a small role in this thing. 1122 01:24:12,562 --> 01:24:14,480 Okay? So can you put these on? 1123 01:24:15,565 --> 01:24:18,693 I'd like you to put this hat on. 1124 01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:22,363 You're gonna put on that, and you're gonna stuff it with that. 1125 01:24:22,530 --> 01:24:27,201 And we'll turn around, just give you a little moment. 1126 01:24:27,368 --> 01:24:29,203 Small role. 1127 01:24:29,370 --> 01:24:31,414 Who am I supposed to be? 1128 01:24:32,623 --> 01:24:33,916 Well.... 1129 01:24:34,333 --> 01:24:37,670 Oh. Oh, really? 1130 01:24:37,837 --> 01:24:41,090 Well, absolutely. Mmm.... 1131 01:24:41,257 --> 01:24:45,470 I can have-- We can make the suite available. 1132 01:24:45,636 --> 01:24:47,430 No, no, no trouble at all. 1133 01:24:47,597 --> 01:24:52,059 I mean, we would love-- We are honored that she would think of us again. 1134 01:24:52,226 --> 01:24:53,853 Okay. 1135 01:24:54,020 --> 01:24:55,438 Okay. Thank you. 1136 01:24:55,605 --> 01:24:57,523 Bye. 1137 01:25:02,361 --> 01:25:05,031 [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 1138 01:25:07,283 --> 01:25:09,827 How is this going to get Danny out? 1139 01:25:10,036 --> 01:25:13,206 - We needed someone famous. - Why didn't you get someone famous? 1140 01:25:13,372 --> 01:25:16,042 Just think Four Weddings and a Funeral. 1141 01:25:16,209 --> 01:25:18,211 She wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral. 1142 01:25:18,377 --> 01:25:21,547 "I." "I wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral." 1143 01:25:21,714 --> 01:25:23,716 - Just protect your fake baby. - Ah. 1144 01:25:25,885 --> 01:25:27,136 I'm hyperventilating. 1145 01:25:27,303 --> 01:25:30,556 - Welcome back, Signora Roberts. - Thank you. She's very tired. 1146 01:25:32,183 --> 01:25:33,768 BASHER: Take it. Take it. - Okay. 1147 01:25:35,603 --> 01:25:38,356 TESS: Oh, let's hide. Let's hide. 1148 01:25:39,941 --> 01:25:41,526 Julia? 1149 01:25:41,692 --> 01:25:43,778 My name is Teresa. 1150 01:25:43,945 --> 01:25:48,825 [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 1151 01:25:49,408 --> 01:25:52,203 WILLIS: I thought I saw a friend of mine, someone that I know. 1152 01:25:52,370 --> 01:25:55,998 No, absolutely not. You can't turn off the pressure sensors. No. 1153 01:25:57,416 --> 01:25:58,751 Well, she can't touch it. 1154 01:25:58,918 --> 01:26:02,088 She's a movie star. She's not the pope, for chrissake. 1155 01:26:02,421 --> 01:26:05,091 LINUS: You're from Smyrna, Georgia. You were born in 1967. 1156 01:26:05,258 --> 01:26:08,344 BASHER: You like croquet and knitting. LINUS: Your middle name is Fiona. 1157 01:26:08,511 --> 01:26:10,346 You've got 10 dogs, seven horses. 1158 01:26:10,513 --> 01:26:14,100 - Your favorite color is peach. - She doesn't have more horses than dogs. 1159 01:26:14,267 --> 01:26:16,978 - I can't do this. I can't. - Tess, we're out of time. 1160 01:26:17,144 --> 01:26:18,396 BASHER: "Julia," please. - Julia. 1161 01:26:18,604 --> 01:26:20,731 No, we understand you're feeling insecure. 1162 01:26:20,898 --> 01:26:22,525 - That is natural. - That's good. 1163 01:26:22,692 --> 01:26:24,485 You're playing an actress. They're insecure. 1164 01:26:24,652 --> 01:26:26,946 No, I'm not insecure. I'm freaking out. 1165 01:26:27,113 --> 01:26:28,698 - Yes. That's right. TURK: Brilliant! 1166 01:26:28,865 --> 01:26:30,116 You're playing a role. 1167 01:26:30,283 --> 01:26:33,619 No, you're playing a role. I'm apparently playing a real person. 1168 01:26:33,786 --> 01:26:37,874 - Yeah, so? - It's just wrong. 1169 01:26:41,002 --> 01:26:43,963 You mean, like, morally? 1170 01:26:44,130 --> 01:26:46,507 TESS: No. Well, yes. 1171 01:26:46,883 --> 01:26:50,553 Probably-- It's not the point. The point is you want me to speak... 1172 01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:53,806 ...for someone who's out there somewhere. It's too personal. 1173 01:26:53,973 --> 01:26:56,225 More personal than your husband doing 25-to-life? 1174 01:26:56,392 --> 01:26:59,854 He won't do 25-to-life. Benedict will have him killed immediately. 1175 01:27:00,021 --> 01:27:01,981 BASHER: Don't. TURK: I'm sorry, that was stupid. 1176 01:27:02,148 --> 01:27:06,193 We're gonna be in and out in 10 minutes. We have to. That's our time frame. 1177 01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:10,156 You don't even have to talk. Give them a big smile, wave at the cameras. 1178 01:27:10,323 --> 01:27:13,326 TURK: That's all she ever does. - But if you do say something... 1179 01:27:13,492 --> 01:27:16,370 ...don't forget your accent. Drop your G's, and longer vowels. 1180 01:27:16,537 --> 01:27:17,580 [KNOCKING] 1181 01:27:17,747 --> 01:27:18,998 MAN: Room service. 1182 01:27:19,165 --> 01:27:21,834 It's gonna be fine. You've gotta remember something. 1183 01:27:22,001 --> 01:27:25,046 You are an image to these people. You're like an object. 1184 01:27:25,212 --> 01:27:29,133 Nobody actually knows you. The last thing this is gonna be is personal. 1185 01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:31,552 [SCREAMING] 1186 01:27:31,844 --> 01:27:34,180 [LAUGHING] 1187 01:27:34,347 --> 01:27:36,515 - Aren't you overdue? - Why are you in Rome? 1188 01:27:36,682 --> 01:27:39,685 - I'm here on vacation. - I love you. 1189 01:27:39,977 --> 01:27:42,813 You are not supposed to fly eight months pregnant. 1190 01:27:42,980 --> 01:27:44,190 - I know. - Is Danny here? 1191 01:27:44,357 --> 01:27:45,983 - Of course. - Danny. 1192 01:27:46,192 --> 01:27:48,235 - No, no, I mean, he has-- - He's working? 1193 01:27:48,402 --> 01:27:51,113 - Yes. Yes and no. He's working. - In Rome? 1194 01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:53,699 - Bruce. Glen Snackwell, publicity. WILLIS: Hey, Glen. 1195 01:27:53,866 --> 01:27:55,159 - I'm a big fan. WILLIS: Thanks. 1196 01:27:55,326 --> 01:27:56,911 - Great. You fired Marcy? - Oh. 1197 01:27:57,078 --> 01:27:58,120 - You fired Marcy. - Well-- 1198 01:27:58,287 --> 01:28:00,331 Two weeks ago, you told me I should go with Marcy. 1199 01:28:00,498 --> 01:28:01,791 - No. - I'm sorry. 1200 01:28:01,958 --> 01:28:03,709 TESS: Tell him what happened. - I will. 1201 01:28:03,876 --> 01:28:06,212 WILLIS: There's a story? - Always a story with Marcy. 1202 01:28:06,379 --> 01:28:08,839 - Marcy-- Marcy.... - You look fantastic. 1203 01:28:09,006 --> 01:28:11,175 - Such a surprise. WILLIS: You should sit down. 1204 01:28:11,342 --> 01:28:14,470 I'm with the studio. Marcy's still very much in the picture. 1205 01:28:14,971 --> 01:28:17,014 I just wanted to get you for a second. 1206 01:28:17,556 --> 01:28:20,393 We're looking to come off this baby thing strong. 1207 01:28:20,559 --> 01:28:24,730 You know, that little statue on the mantle starts smirking at you after a while. 1208 01:28:24,897 --> 01:28:26,524 You know what I'm saying? 1209 01:28:27,566 --> 01:28:30,695 - Not really, Glen, no. - Sorry. Yeah. 1210 01:28:30,861 --> 01:28:31,946 - Hey, Jules. TESS: Yes. 1211 01:28:32,113 --> 01:28:33,280 That reminds me. 1212 01:28:33,447 --> 01:28:36,242 I've been meaning to call you since the girls and I were in Taos. 1213 01:28:36,409 --> 01:28:40,746 - It's so good to see you. - Come here. These are a mess. 1214 01:28:40,913 --> 01:28:44,208 Anyway, Tallulah left her SpongeBob blanket in the red casita. 1215 01:28:44,375 --> 01:28:46,293 - Okay. WILLIS: So, what I wanna do-- Here. 1216 01:28:46,460 --> 01:28:47,920 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1217 01:28:48,254 --> 01:28:50,423 - Thanks, Bruce. - Is call Marcus... 1218 01:28:50,589 --> 01:28:55,261 ...and have him get ahold of Louise so we can make arrangements to get it. 1219 01:28:55,428 --> 01:28:57,304 - He's home now, right? - Oh. 1220 01:28:58,597 --> 01:29:00,766 - Marcus-- - I need to talk to Marcus. 1221 01:29:00,933 --> 01:29:04,729 - That's so funny. What a coincidence. WILLIS: Go ahead. Talk to him. 1222 01:29:04,895 --> 01:29:06,981 LINUS: Over by the window, with the reception. 1223 01:29:07,148 --> 01:29:09,984 WOMAN: Hello? - Hello, Marcus? 1224 01:29:10,443 --> 01:29:13,279 JULIA: No, it's Julia. Who's this? 1225 01:29:13,446 --> 01:29:15,990 TESS: It's Julia. I'm with Bruce Willis. 1226 01:29:16,157 --> 01:29:17,825 You're with Bruce right now? 1227 01:29:17,992 --> 01:29:20,745 Can I speak with him? Oh, yes, Tallulah's SpongeBob. 1228 01:29:20,911 --> 01:29:23,956 - I'm sorry, can I talk to him for a sec? LINUS: Did it drop out? 1229 01:29:24,290 --> 01:29:27,626 TESS: Yes, it fell out. WILLIS: That's been happening all week. 1230 01:29:27,793 --> 01:29:31,088 SAUL: Put that phone away right now. WILLIS: What? 1231 01:29:31,297 --> 01:29:32,882 Hang it up and put it away. 1232 01:29:33,299 --> 01:29:35,801 Do you have any idea how vulnerable... 1233 01:29:35,968 --> 01:29:41,223 ...a fetus' brain is to the electromagnetic field created by your cell phone? 1234 01:29:41,390 --> 01:29:44,393 You might as well point a gun at her stomach. 1235 01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:47,313 WILLIS: I'm Bruce Willis. SAUL: Simon Leopold. 1236 01:29:47,480 --> 01:29:50,024 - I am Julia's physician. LINUS: He's a doctor. 1237 01:29:50,191 --> 01:29:52,276 - What happened to Dr. Webber? - Oh. Ow. 1238 01:29:52,443 --> 01:29:53,736 [LAUGHING] 1239 01:29:53,903 --> 01:29:56,781 - You know, Doc...? He was sick. - Dr. Webber is on vacation. 1240 01:29:56,947 --> 01:29:59,075 - Well, he's sick. - He's sick on vacation. 1241 01:29:59,241 --> 01:30:02,661 BASHER: Sick on vacation. - Don't you hate that? Sick on vacation. 1242 01:30:02,828 --> 01:30:06,749 SAUL: Sorry to have jumped on you, Mr. Willis. You do very good actings. 1243 01:30:06,916 --> 01:30:07,958 Thank you. 1244 01:30:08,125 --> 01:30:09,502 SAUL: Snackbar. - Snackwell. 1245 01:30:09,668 --> 01:30:14,840 It doesn't matter. If we are to get there at 4:00 and do that.... 1246 01:30:15,007 --> 01:30:17,051 REUBEN: I say 50-50. RUSTY: Closer than that. 1247 01:30:17,218 --> 01:30:19,220 LIVINGSTON: 2-1 they don't make it to the museum. 1248 01:30:19,386 --> 01:30:21,097 VIRGIL: 5-1 they don't make it to the room. 1249 01:30:21,263 --> 01:30:22,348 [YEN SPEAKING MANDARIN] 1250 01:30:22,515 --> 01:30:23,724 DANNY: What? 1251 01:30:26,352 --> 01:30:28,979 DANNY: She's still my wife. VIRGIL: She's a novice. You said so. 1252 01:30:29,146 --> 01:30:31,482 LIVINGSTON: Led by an apprentice. RUSTY: Tracked by a pro. 1253 01:30:31,857 --> 01:30:33,484 You want her to win. 1254 01:30:33,651 --> 01:30:35,277 - Which her? - You know which her. 1255 01:30:35,444 --> 01:30:37,446 - The one that started all this. - Right. 1256 01:30:37,613 --> 01:30:40,241 - Good. For a minute-- - Why would I say that? It's not her fault. 1257 01:30:40,407 --> 01:30:42,034 - It wasn't. - Okay, then. 1258 01:30:42,201 --> 01:30:43,452 - Good. - Good. 1259 01:30:43,619 --> 01:30:46,580 REUBEN: I'm confused. VIRGIL: Yeah, who are you talking about? 1260 01:30:46,747 --> 01:30:48,541 - Isabel. DANNY: Tess. 1261 01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:50,501 [CROWD CHEERING] 1262 01:30:50,668 --> 01:30:53,587 LINUS: I loved it, but I figured it out. WILLIS: Not a lot of people did. 1263 01:30:53,754 --> 01:30:55,756 - That's amazing. LINUS: The second she doesn't... 1264 01:30:55,923 --> 01:30:58,050 ...talk to you in the restaurant, I knew-- 1265 01:30:58,217 --> 01:30:59,468 WILLIS: You figured that out. 1266 01:30:59,635 --> 01:31:01,428 LINUS: Yeah, the movie still works for me. 1267 01:31:01,595 --> 01:31:02,680 WILLIS: Great. 1268 01:31:03,180 --> 01:31:06,684 Can we just--? Does she really need to be rushing this quickly? 1269 01:31:06,892 --> 01:31:09,186 - She's practically jogging. - In Thailand... 1270 01:31:09,395 --> 01:31:13,691 ...mothers routinely give birth in rice paddies and then go right back to work. 1271 01:31:13,899 --> 01:31:16,318 BASHER: Amazing women over there. WILLIS: Rice paddy? 1272 01:31:16,485 --> 01:31:18,487 SAUL: She will not have it in a rice paddy. 1273 01:31:18,654 --> 01:31:19,905 She'll be at her own paddy. 1274 01:31:20,072 --> 01:31:23,284 And she will be very comfortable because she will be strong... 1275 01:31:23,450 --> 01:31:26,078 ...from this walk and this exercise. 1276 01:31:28,622 --> 01:31:30,207 [GROANS] 1277 01:32:02,865 --> 01:32:04,658 Was she worth it? 1278 01:32:05,701 --> 01:32:07,453 Was Tess? 1279 01:32:07,620 --> 01:32:10,331 [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 1280 01:32:10,748 --> 01:32:14,877 The moment that she doesn't talk to you in the restaurant, I knew. 1281 01:32:15,169 --> 01:32:17,213 WILLIS: Your friends didn't tell you? DIRECTOR: No. 1282 01:32:17,379 --> 01:32:19,590 WILLIS: That's when you figured it out? DIRECTOR: Yeah. 1283 01:32:19,757 --> 01:32:23,552 - But the movie was still enjoyable for me. WILLIS: Okay. Thanks. 1284 01:32:25,054 --> 01:32:29,642 If everybody's so smart, how come the movie did $675 million worldwide... 1285 01:32:31,810 --> 01:32:33,520 - ...theatrical. - Oh.... 1286 01:32:33,687 --> 01:32:35,064 Julia. Doctor. 1287 01:32:35,231 --> 01:32:38,609 Doctor, you might wanna call the rice paddy now. 1288 01:32:40,361 --> 01:32:45,157 Seal off the museum. Nobody in or out. 1289 01:32:46,158 --> 01:32:48,953 SAUL: Bring-- Bring it, bring it. LINUS: Quickly, quickly. 1290 01:32:49,119 --> 01:32:51,914 - Sit her down. Sit her down. SAUL: Everybody just relax. 1291 01:32:52,331 --> 01:32:55,918 LINUS: Can you hear me? Talk to me. - She is fine. She is fine. 1292 01:32:56,085 --> 01:32:59,505 She's good? Okay, that's it. We're done here. No more pictures. 1293 01:32:59,672 --> 01:33:01,966 - Thank you, Bruce Willis. SAUL: Just don't worry. 1294 01:33:02,132 --> 01:33:04,385 LINUS: Thank you, museum. We are code four. 1295 01:33:04,551 --> 01:33:06,178 SAUL: Walk slowly, like you're doing. 1296 01:33:06,345 --> 01:33:09,807 LINUS: We'll get you into the car as fast as we can. 1297 01:33:14,061 --> 01:33:16,063 Okay, we're not stopping. Don't stop. 1298 01:33:16,230 --> 01:33:18,065 ISABEL: Hello. LINUS: We're on our way out. 1299 01:33:18,232 --> 01:33:20,192 - Isabel Lahiri, I'm with the museum. - Hello. 1300 01:33:20,359 --> 01:33:22,278 It is so great to meet you. 1301 01:33:22,444 --> 01:33:25,114 - We're very late. - I'm sorry, this won't take long. 1302 01:33:25,281 --> 01:33:29,702 I don't wanna be an annoying fan, but my boyfriend is such a huge fan. 1303 01:33:29,868 --> 01:33:33,080 I can't let you leave unless you sign something for him. Would you mind? 1304 01:33:33,247 --> 01:33:36,125 LINUS: That's very unorthodox. - Sorry, it won't take long. 1305 01:33:36,292 --> 01:33:38,502 - What's his name? ISABEL: His name's Robert. 1306 01:33:38,669 --> 01:33:41,088 Aren't you a lefty? I thought you were a lefty. 1307 01:33:41,255 --> 01:33:43,382 She is a lefty. 1308 01:33:43,549 --> 01:33:45,718 Often pregnant women become ambidextrous. 1309 01:33:45,884 --> 01:33:48,220 You are a big fan. 1310 01:33:48,387 --> 01:33:51,098 LINUS: She doesn't necessarily have to sign lefty. 1311 01:33:51,557 --> 01:33:54,059 ISABEL: Oh, thanks so much. This is great. 1312 01:33:54,226 --> 01:33:55,728 LINUS: Okay. We're on the move. 1313 01:33:55,894 --> 01:33:57,438 Thank you. You take care, now. 1314 01:33:57,604 --> 01:34:01,108 Oh. And one more thing. I just got off the phone... 1315 01:34:01,275 --> 01:34:06,530 ...with someone called Marcy who put you on a plane from New Mexico to L.A... 1316 01:34:06,697 --> 01:34:12,453 ...where you have a 1:00 meeting about a film, Clowns Can't Sleep. 1317 01:34:12,619 --> 01:34:16,832 Anyway, she just wanted me to let you know everyone's running a little late... 1318 01:34:16,999 --> 01:34:20,794 ...and was wondering if you could make it at 1:30 instead. 1319 01:34:20,961 --> 01:34:23,005 WILLIS: I knew it. 1320 01:34:23,172 --> 01:34:25,174 Shame on you. 1321 01:34:26,342 --> 01:34:28,052 I don't think we've met. Bruce. 1322 01:34:28,218 --> 01:34:30,596 ISABEL: Isabel Lahiri. Nice to meet you. 1323 01:34:30,888 --> 01:34:32,514 WILLIS: Do you really have a boyfriend? 1324 01:34:32,681 --> 01:34:36,643 Or were you just--? Was that just part of the whole thing with them? 1325 01:35:14,306 --> 01:35:16,850 So how'd it go? 1326 01:35:49,341 --> 01:35:51,260 You Lahiri? 1327 01:35:52,261 --> 01:35:54,680 I'm Section Chief Molly Starr. 1328 01:35:54,847 --> 01:35:58,934 I spoke to a very nice man at Europol this morning, Commissioner Greisman. 1329 01:35:59,101 --> 01:36:01,895 He wants you on the next flight to Amsterdam. 1330 01:36:02,062 --> 01:36:05,190 There seems to be some irregularity with your paperwork. 1331 01:36:07,192 --> 01:36:09,403 [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 1332 01:36:39,641 --> 01:36:43,729 That one. Let's start with that one. 1333 01:36:45,230 --> 01:36:48,192 Imagine yourself in a room... 1334 01:36:48,358 --> 01:36:53,405 ...that's too short for you to stand up in and not wide enough to lie down in. 1335 01:36:53,572 --> 01:36:56,742 A room with no light, no heat... 1336 01:36:56,909 --> 01:37:00,704 ...and stone walls scratched by the teeth and nails of desperate men... 1337 01:37:00,871 --> 01:37:03,540 ...men driven crazy by isolation. 1338 01:37:04,666 --> 01:37:07,377 You will have rats for company... 1339 01:37:07,544 --> 01:37:11,840 ...and a small window that looks out on the world that has passed you by. 1340 01:37:12,382 --> 01:37:17,387 Your parents will grow old and die, just like your dreams. 1341 01:37:17,763 --> 01:37:21,308 Your friends will forget your name, tell your stories as their own... 1342 01:37:21,475 --> 01:37:25,312 ...because what good is a story when the person who owns it has vanished? 1343 01:37:25,479 --> 01:37:28,023 - What do you want? - Testify against the others... 1344 01:37:28,190 --> 01:37:30,150 ...in the Benedict case. 1345 01:37:30,317 --> 01:37:32,236 The Italian charges will be dropped. 1346 01:37:32,402 --> 01:37:35,948 You and the others will be extradited to the U.S. this afternoon. 1347 01:37:36,782 --> 01:37:40,118 Plead, and you walk with parole. 1348 01:37:42,037 --> 01:37:43,622 I can't. 1349 01:37:52,005 --> 01:37:55,509 Think about it, Linus. 1350 01:37:56,718 --> 01:38:00,055 For a moment there, I was already forgetting your name. 1351 01:38:02,015 --> 01:38:03,058 [KNOCKING] 1352 01:38:03,225 --> 01:38:04,601 LINUS: Wait. 1353 01:38:09,147 --> 01:38:11,441 Just hang on a sec. 1354 01:39:22,721 --> 01:39:24,389 Linus. 1355 01:39:25,807 --> 01:39:28,226 Right. Thanks. 1356 01:39:29,102 --> 01:39:31,104 You okay? 1357 01:39:31,897 --> 01:39:34,900 - Well, I blew the meet with Matsui. - Matsui? 1358 01:39:35,233 --> 01:39:38,570 Let me guess. He pulled a Lost in Translation on you. 1359 01:39:39,738 --> 01:39:41,323 [STARR CHUCKLING] 1360 01:39:41,490 --> 01:39:44,034 That's his idea of fun for first-timers. 1361 01:39:44,201 --> 01:39:48,413 - I mean-- How do I not see these things? - Don't get down on yourself. 1362 01:39:48,580 --> 01:39:50,290 - Obvious. - We talked about this. 1363 01:39:50,457 --> 01:39:55,295 I hope Danny and Rusty appreciate the job you did in a tight jam. I am proud of you. 1364 01:39:55,462 --> 01:39:57,673 - Thanks. - We both are. 1365 01:39:58,840 --> 01:40:01,426 - You--? You told Dad? - I had to, sweetheart. 1366 01:40:01,593 --> 01:40:03,679 - You told Dad? - We were on vacation. 1367 01:40:03,970 --> 01:40:05,597 I'm sorry. 1368 01:40:05,764 --> 01:40:09,518 Great. Thanks. You're gonna be dining out on this one for months. 1369 01:40:09,685 --> 01:40:13,522 "Hey, remember the time your mom had to come to Rome...." 1370 01:40:13,689 --> 01:40:15,065 I'm sorry. 1371 01:40:15,232 --> 01:40:17,442 Every time with him. It's like.... 1372 01:40:17,943 --> 01:40:21,154 It's like a.... It's like a.... 1373 01:40:22,030 --> 01:40:23,782 - Ow. - That was for keeping me in the dark. 1374 01:40:23,949 --> 01:40:25,409 And that-- That... 1375 01:40:25,575 --> 01:40:27,786 - Ow. - ...is for making me a master thief. 1376 01:40:27,953 --> 01:40:30,080 - And that... - Ow. 1377 01:40:30,247 --> 01:40:33,583 ...is for ruining our second third anniversary. 1378 01:40:33,750 --> 01:40:37,713 Okay. Okay? Come here. 1379 01:40:44,469 --> 01:40:46,888 I'm sorry I kept you in the dark. 1380 01:40:49,641 --> 01:40:51,810 I'm sorry that I made you a thief. 1381 01:40:51,977 --> 01:40:54,730 - Master. - Master thief. 1382 01:41:01,528 --> 01:41:08,076 And I'm very sorry that I ruined our second third anniversary. 1383 01:41:08,994 --> 01:41:12,414 - Okay? - Okay. 1384 01:41:13,749 --> 01:41:15,917 You forgive me? 1385 01:41:16,084 --> 01:41:18,920 - A little. - All right. 1386 01:41:19,087 --> 01:41:21,006 What was Bruce Willis like? Ow. 1387 01:41:29,347 --> 01:41:33,268 Follow it. That's Ryan's car. Follow that one. 1388 01:41:57,834 --> 01:42:00,128 Hey, wait, wait! 1389 01:42:00,712 --> 01:42:03,131 What the hell is going on? 1390 01:42:03,882 --> 01:42:06,468 - Your father's alive, Izzy. - Oh.... 1391 01:42:08,553 --> 01:42:09,721 Your mom lied to you... 1392 01:42:09,888 --> 01:42:13,475 - ...to keep you from him. He's alive. - What are you talking about? 1393 01:42:13,642 --> 01:42:17,646 When they divorced, she told him if he contacted you she'd go to the cops... 1394 01:42:17,813 --> 01:42:19,940 ...with everything to put him in jail. 1395 01:42:20,106 --> 01:42:22,067 How do you know that? 1396 01:42:22,234 --> 01:42:25,487 And why should I believe you? I don't believe you, okay? 1397 01:42:35,497 --> 01:42:37,415 You know where he is? 1398 01:42:37,582 --> 01:42:39,668 I know somebody who does. 1399 01:42:46,967 --> 01:42:50,512 There's nothing back there but a forged 1077. 1400 01:44:20,018 --> 01:44:22,854 [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 1401 01:44:31,738 --> 01:44:34,366 - No. Really? No. - No. 1402 01:44:34,532 --> 01:44:36,201 TESS: That'd be horrible. 1403 01:44:36,368 --> 01:44:37,994 DANNY: It's hard, you know, for dinners. 1404 01:44:38,203 --> 01:44:39,204 [LAUGHING] 1405 01:44:39,371 --> 01:44:42,582 Well, you must have very good contacts. 1406 01:44:42,749 --> 01:44:46,294 I hear it usually takes days to buy your way out. 1407 01:44:47,253 --> 01:44:51,257 - Tess, this is Fran�ois Toulour. - Madame Ocean, at last. 1408 01:44:51,424 --> 01:44:52,801 - Hello. - He's French. 1409 01:44:52,968 --> 01:44:55,470 Shouldn't you be somewhere else by now, like... 1410 01:44:55,762 --> 01:44:58,640 ...Outer Mongolia, maybe? 1411 01:44:58,807 --> 01:45:02,727 Well, before we get to that, we just wanted to ask you one question. 1412 01:45:02,894 --> 01:45:04,521 - What is that? - How'd you do it? 1413 01:45:04,729 --> 01:45:08,149 Oh, so that's why you came. You wanna know. 1414 01:45:08,817 --> 01:45:11,403 Well, I guess that's normal. 1415 01:45:12,612 --> 01:45:15,073 But I got another deal for you. 1416 01:45:15,240 --> 01:45:19,327 You both recognize that I'm the best, and I'll tell you my secret. 1417 01:45:20,328 --> 01:45:22,998 - Yeah. - That.... 1418 01:45:26,501 --> 01:45:28,461 - -get him to tell us.... 1419 01:45:28,628 --> 01:45:31,339 - And tell him that he is the best. - Oh, okay. 1420 01:45:31,506 --> 01:45:35,593 - I won't tell him because you're the best. - All right. Thank you. 1421 01:45:35,760 --> 01:45:39,139 Um.... All right. 1422 01:45:39,305 --> 01:45:44,019 We'll tell you you're the best after you tell us how you did it. 1423 01:45:48,690 --> 01:45:53,194 How can I refuse a dying man's last request? 1424 01:45:56,072 --> 01:46:01,411 The egg arrived in Rome at 6:45 p.m. the Saturday before it went on display. 1425 01:46:01,578 --> 01:46:04,873 - It was at the museum by 8 p.m. - Wait a minute, hold on. 1426 01:46:05,040 --> 01:46:07,959 DANNY: You stole it that evening? With the museum locked down? 1427 01:46:08,126 --> 01:46:11,337 How'd you get in the building? How'd you get past the sensors? 1428 01:46:11,546 --> 01:46:13,298 Why didn't my recon team see you? 1429 01:46:13,631 --> 01:46:14,799 VIRGIL: Don't touch my thing. 1430 01:46:14,966 --> 01:46:16,843 TURK: I didn't touch your thing. Like it works. 1431 01:46:17,010 --> 01:46:20,555 VIRGIL: You got greasy hands, you put them on the lens. Now I can't see. 1432 01:46:20,722 --> 01:46:23,808 TURK: You can't see anything. - I see you. You look like a retard. 1433 01:46:23,975 --> 01:46:25,268 You look like a retard. 1434 01:46:25,435 --> 01:46:29,856 I'll pay you a million dollars if you don't speak for a month. One month. 1435 01:46:30,023 --> 01:46:35,111 VIRGIL: I wanna eat your whole head. - Go ahead. A million dollars. No joke. 1436 01:46:35,528 --> 01:46:38,865 Right. With no equipment, no rope. 1437 01:46:39,032 --> 01:46:40,075 TOULOUR: Of course. 1438 01:46:40,241 --> 01:46:42,660 Come on, don't tell me you don't know how to do that. 1439 01:46:42,827 --> 01:46:46,081 How did you get by the laser field in the Great Hall? 1440 01:46:46,331 --> 01:46:52,837 Aha. The laser fields. Well.... 1441 01:48:39,944 --> 01:48:43,781 Okay. Toulour, you're the best. 1442 01:48:43,948 --> 01:48:46,743 Well, thank you, Danny. 1443 01:48:46,951 --> 01:48:51,664 Good. Now, if you can just get us our money... 1444 01:48:51,831 --> 01:48:53,541 ...we'll be going. 1445 01:48:55,210 --> 01:48:56,961 The money? 1446 01:48:57,629 --> 01:48:59,005 What money? 1447 01:48:59,172 --> 01:49:01,966 The money that you agreed to pay Benedict if we won. 1448 01:49:02,133 --> 01:49:06,262 - We're under a deadline. - No, no, no, you don't understand. 1449 01:49:06,471 --> 01:49:08,514 You didn't win. 1450 01:49:08,681 --> 01:49:11,434 You lost. And not only did you lose... 1451 01:49:11,601 --> 01:49:14,771 ...your entire crew got pinched. I gotta tell you something. 1452 01:49:15,063 --> 01:49:18,775 You don't look anything like her. Eventually, the nose, but the ears-- 1453 01:49:18,983 --> 01:49:21,319 I mean, the way you walk and you dress.... 1454 01:49:41,506 --> 01:49:45,343 That means that you spoke to LeMarc. 1455 01:49:47,303 --> 01:49:48,888 You spoke to LeMarc? 1456 01:49:56,354 --> 01:49:57,689 LEMARC: Since I'm dead... 1457 01:49:57,855 --> 01:50:02,235 ...I think my involvement in this should stay among the three of us. 1458 01:50:02,402 --> 01:50:04,237 - Of course. - Absolutely. 1459 01:50:04,404 --> 01:50:10,118 It's ironic that the solution to all of our problems will be provided by Toulour. 1460 01:50:10,285 --> 01:50:13,121 I'm sure I provoked him by agreeing with my American friend... 1461 01:50:13,288 --> 01:50:15,039 ...that you might be better than him. 1462 01:50:15,206 --> 01:50:18,293 I apologize sincerely for the trouble I've caused you. 1463 01:50:18,459 --> 01:50:20,670 - There's no need. - Especially now. 1464 01:50:20,962 --> 01:50:25,633 Remember, from the time you see Toulour at his villa and the challenge begins... 1465 01:50:25,800 --> 01:50:30,972 ...you must assume he will have you under surveillance everywhere you go. 1466 01:50:31,472 --> 01:50:35,059 You'll have to put on a very elaborate show. 1467 01:50:35,351 --> 01:50:38,396 The egg, the real egg... 1468 01:50:38,563 --> 01:50:42,108 ...will be carried in a backpack on a train leaving Gare du Nord... 1469 01:50:42,275 --> 01:50:45,236 - ...at 9:30 a.m. DANNY: Thank you. 1470 01:50:45,403 --> 01:50:47,363 You saved our lives, Gaspar. 1471 01:50:47,572 --> 01:50:51,284 Yeah. And I'm still getting the better of you. 1472 01:53:03,291 --> 01:53:05,501 And I stole a replica? 1473 01:53:06,502 --> 01:53:10,798 Your paintings are in a high-security warehouse in Milan. 1474 01:53:10,965 --> 01:53:15,720 It's 17 Via Andreotti, unit 222. 1475 01:53:15,887 --> 01:53:21,934 - Security code is 2-3-1-1-6-- TOULOUR: 6-4-6. Thank you. 1476 01:53:23,853 --> 01:53:28,399 Listen, all games aside, that was-- That was very good. 1477 01:53:28,566 --> 01:53:30,985 That was good. How'd you do that? 1478 01:53:35,990 --> 01:53:40,161 Well, I told you one story tonight. I think that'll be enough. So now... 1479 01:53:40,328 --> 01:53:45,166 ...if you, both of you, could please.... Now. 1480 01:54:19,575 --> 01:54:20,952 ISABEL: Whose house is this? 1481 01:54:21,118 --> 01:54:23,538 RUSTY: It belongs to a thief I know in Paris. 1482 01:54:23,996 --> 01:54:26,165 ISABEL: He knows my father? 1483 01:54:26,332 --> 01:54:28,793 RUSTY: Probably better than anyone. 1484 01:54:30,086 --> 01:54:31,420 ISABEL: Who is he? 1485 01:54:31,587 --> 01:54:33,256 RUSTY: He helped with the Night Fox thing. 1486 01:54:33,422 --> 01:54:35,299 ISABEL: What's his name? 1487 01:54:35,466 --> 01:54:38,928 RUSTY: His real name? I don't know, actually. 1488 01:54:41,847 --> 01:54:44,183 I've only known him as LeMarc. 1489 01:54:44,350 --> 01:54:46,018 LeMarc? 1490 01:54:58,072 --> 01:54:59,991 Oh, my God. 1491 01:55:16,549 --> 01:55:18,843 Where the hell have you been? 1492 01:55:19,844 --> 01:55:21,846 Waiting. 1493 01:55:22,430 --> 01:55:24,473 For what? 1494 01:55:24,849 --> 01:55:26,392 For this. 1495 01:55:36,569 --> 01:55:38,946 Oh, my God. 1496 01:56:14,106 --> 01:56:16,567 REUBEN: So we done? 1497 01:56:16,734 --> 01:56:18,486 Issue closed? 1498 01:56:19,070 --> 01:56:23,074 - Is it actually good? - It's good. Trust me. 1499 01:56:23,240 --> 01:56:26,911 I don't trust you, and I don't trust Ocean. If it's good, we're done. 1500 01:56:27,078 --> 01:56:30,164 These grudges, they're awful. Nobody wins. 1501 01:56:30,331 --> 01:56:32,667 Danny's had enough of this meshugaas. 1502 01:56:32,833 --> 01:56:35,419 And the competition, it's worse than our business. 1503 01:56:35,586 --> 01:56:38,339 Always some new young punk trying to prove himself. 1504 01:56:40,132 --> 01:56:44,929 Guys like Ocean, they keep coming back. They don't like to lose. 1505 01:56:45,096 --> 01:56:49,016 - Too much ego, too much pride. - Maybe for some guys, but not Danny. 1506 01:56:49,183 --> 01:56:52,645 Trust me on that. Danny don't feel like he lost in all this. 1507 01:56:52,812 --> 01:56:55,690 It's hard to believe, but that's how he feels. 1508 01:56:55,856 --> 01:56:59,902 Well, if he tries anything-- If anybody tries anything, I'll be waiting. 1509 01:57:00,069 --> 01:57:02,238 Terry, I can't predict the future. 1510 01:57:02,446 --> 01:57:05,991 I pay professionals to do that, and even they get it wrong sometimes. 1511 01:57:06,158 --> 01:57:09,286 I can't say that nobody'll ever try to rob from you again. 1512 01:57:09,453 --> 01:57:14,208 But I can say this: If, God forbid, anything does happen to you... 1513 01:57:14,375 --> 01:57:16,460 ...we will not be involved. 1514 01:57:16,627 --> 01:57:20,381 BENEDICT: You better not be, Reuben. You better not be. 1515 01:57:33,144 --> 01:57:35,396 VIRGIL: Hey. - Hey. 1516 01:57:42,903 --> 01:57:44,655 VIRGIL: Hey. 1517 01:57:44,822 --> 01:57:47,908 TESS: You don't remember? You put me through hell, and you don't remember? 1518 01:57:48,075 --> 01:57:49,368 [CLAPPING] 1519 01:57:49,618 --> 01:57:51,704 BASHER: Hey. Hey. 1520 01:57:53,998 --> 01:57:56,250 - You're more beautiful than ever. VIRGIL: Hey! 1521 01:57:57,543 --> 01:57:59,211 SAUL: Five-oh-five? VIRGIL: Four-oh-five. 1522 01:57:59,378 --> 01:58:01,422 TESS: Who's winning? REUBEN: I'm little. 1523 01:58:01,589 --> 01:58:03,174 SAUL: And you're big. - You're big? 1524 01:58:03,340 --> 01:58:04,759 FRANK: Oh, my God. 1525 01:58:05,384 --> 01:58:07,136 LIVINGSTON: Hello. LINUS: Oh, my God. 1526 01:58:09,054 --> 01:58:10,890 - You're all under arrest. ALL: Oh! 1527 01:58:11,056 --> 01:58:13,184 You're thieves. You're crooks. 1528 01:58:15,227 --> 01:58:17,730 Isabel, Livingston Dell. 1529 01:58:18,397 --> 01:58:19,940 ISABEL: Thank you. 1530 01:58:20,107 --> 01:58:21,692 Yes, we did. 1531 01:58:21,859 --> 01:58:22,943 RUSTY: Isabel, Tess. 1532 01:58:23,110 --> 01:58:25,905 The adult table. That's the kids' table. 1533 01:58:26,447 --> 01:58:28,866 LIVINGSTON: Let me clear that for you. ISABEL: I'm in. 1534 01:58:29,074 --> 01:58:31,035 FRANK: Right. REUBEN: Can I get another beer? 1535 01:58:31,202 --> 01:58:33,788 - I feel I know you. - Wait, wait. We didn't-- We didn't bet. 1536 01:58:34,830 --> 01:58:36,040 DANNY: You want five? 1537 01:58:39,168 --> 01:58:40,628 - Five. - So nasty. 1538 01:58:40,836 --> 01:58:42,379 Okay. 1539 01:58:43,631 --> 01:58:44,673 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1540 01:58:49,345 --> 01:58:52,056 - You had to do that. - Yes. 1541 01:58:52,223 --> 01:58:53,307 [SQUEALS] 1542 01:58:53,474 --> 01:58:56,602 LINUS: Jesus Christ. VIRGIL: She's drunk! 1543 02:04:54,168 --> 02:04:56,170 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 1544 02:04:56,336 --> 02:04:58,338 [ENGLISH SDH] 127034