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Ho! It's that time
of the year, Martin.
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It's WZUP's
Third Annual Talent Fest.
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Oh.
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Well, correct me
if I'm wrong, Stan
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but didn't last year's Talent
Fest consists of you dancing
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with three old stank strippers?
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Well, Martin, we made
a lot of money here.
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Those girls picked up
a lot of dollar bills.
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Yes, sir.
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Money sticks to strippers
like stretch pants to fat lady.
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You don't understand.
Y'all are buggin', man.
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Look, if you're gonna
do a show, right?
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Make it for good cause,
raise some money.
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Do a benefit.
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Martin, this is
for a good cause.
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My pad needs some
new shag carpeting.
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You're out of touch.
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Why don't you let the new Jacks
handle it, okay?
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I'll produce it,
and I'll make it
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for good cause, AIDS research.
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Oh, Martin, that
is a good cause.
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And besides all the strippers
I know a sagging man.
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You know that tassel will
just sweep the floor, man.
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Alright, Martin, you are on.
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You're gonna get
good press, man.
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I mean, think about it, Stan.
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When was the last time
you were in the paper
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and you wasn't doing like this.
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[theme song]
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
♪ Lawrence ♪
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♪ Yo what's up? ♪
♪ How you doing? ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
♪ Lawrence ♪
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♪ He's so crazy ♪
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[music continues]
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
♪ Lawrence ♪
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♪ Yo, what's up?
♪ How you doing? ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
♪ Lawrence ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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♪ I'm every woman
It's all in me ♪
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♪ Anything you want done baby ♪
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♪ I'll do it naturally ♪
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♪ Whoa whoa whoo ♪♪
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[applause]
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Thank you, Miss Porter.
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Well, we'll let you know.
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We love the song, you know,
but the part in the middle
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where you lift your dress.
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Unh-unh, lose that.
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We mean, you know,
some people may be eating
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and you may spoil the food.
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Watch it, sucker.
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I know I can sing.
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You're just a bubble-eyed fool.
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So what's up, man?
What'd you think?
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Well, I thought she was good.
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Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Look, Shawn, don't think, okay?
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Just listen and learn,
okay? Do that.
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Hey, baby.
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People are lined up and down
the hall and around the block.
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Yeah, ever since people
found out you were giving this
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AIDS benefit, they've been
buying tickets like crazy.
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I mean, what?
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Y'all didn't know
how large I was?
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Yeah, Martin, you are the man.
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Umm, honey,
call us outside online.
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You're not really going to make
him audition for you, are you?
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Yes, Gina. I made Tommy audition
and I'm making you audition too.
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I mean you good and everything,
but you ain't all that.
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Well, can't we work something
out on the casting couch?
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Well, I don't mix business
with pleasure. Excuse me.
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Call in the next person.
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Number 42.
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What's up?
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- Okay. Okay.
- Okay. Okay.
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- Alright.
- Alright.
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Um-hmm.
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[laughs]
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What's up, baby?
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Okay.
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Name.
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What do you mean?
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Name?
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[laughs]
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Hey, Martin, this is me.
I'm your boy, Cole Brown.
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What do you do?
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Duh! I clean airplanes.
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Duh! What are you doing
in the talent show?
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Well, I do a really great
Michael Jackson impression.
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Come on, let's see it.
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No, daddy. Daddy, no.
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No, daddy, no. No, daddy, no.
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Dad-uh!
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[indistinct]
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Ah! Ooh! He-he-he-he.
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[applause]
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Thank you. Okay.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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- Well done.
- Alright now.
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That was very cool.
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Well, thank you, Mr. Brown.
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If you're on the show,
my assistant, Shawn
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will notify you tomorrow.
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Cool. Hope I make it.
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Well, you never know. You know,
that's a tough business.
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But we're finished
with you for now.
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- Bye-bye.
- Okay. Alright.
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- That was cool?
- Yes, I liked that.
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[clears throat]
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Bye-bye.
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[clears throat]
Okay?
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Okay.
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Alright.
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Martin, that's really cold.
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Martin, don't you think
you're taking this
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producer thing
a little bit too far?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Do not hate me
because I am good.
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Call in the next person, please.
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The next, yeah,okay.
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Number 43, please.
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Hi, how you doing?
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- Name.
- Travis.
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What do you do? What rap?
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[beat boxing]
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What? What do you do?
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No, this is what I do.
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Yeah!
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Come on.
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Whoo!
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[screaming]
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Ah!
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- Yay!
- Yes!
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[applause]
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So what do you think?
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I think you watch
your damn mind.
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You come in here,
climbing on people's furniture
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and everything like you crazy,
like you ain't got
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no home training.
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Oh, hell no.
Please, be gone.
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Be gone.
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Hey, hey, hey. I have the lunch.
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Oh, well timed.
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- Alright, you said you were--
- Hey, wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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[sighs]
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Uh-uh.
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- No, he didn't.
- I don't like plain chips.
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You don't have barbeque?
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Nacho will do, I guess.
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Oh!
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Martin, Martin, now I know
you're not gonna eat now.
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Man, you got 40 people
waiting down the hall.
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Let them wait, okay?
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I don't need them, Tommy.
They need me.
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- He's tripping.
- He's losing it.
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Dammit, Tommy.
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What? What is it?
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You know, I do not
like tomatoes.
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct]
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You know what, Martin's bugging.
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You telling me? His name is
written all over this program.
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Look, written by Martin Payne.
Produced by Martin Payne.
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Directed by Martin Payne.
Starring Martin Payne.
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Program typed by Martin Payne.
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Who does he think
he is, Spike Lee?
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Yeah, as soon as he started
organizing this thing
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he thinks he's more better.
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More-more butter.
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[laughs]
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Okay.
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[laughs]
Alright.
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What the hell is
going on here, huh?
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Why aren't you rehearsing?
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Do I have to do
everything around here?
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Please, my chair.
I am very tired.
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Now listen, we got
to go right away.
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Please try to keep your pieces
to five minutes or less.
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Keep it tight.
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Tommy, do not just sit there
digging in your ear.
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Get up, and do your spill,
your thing you do. Let's go.
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'Oh, such a migraine.'
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Alright, this is a
monologue from the play
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"Confessions of a--"
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Cut!
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- Look!
- What?
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Oh, what is this?
A script, Tommy?
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What do-you don't
know your lines?
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What were you doing all weekend?
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I was with you all weekend.
We was getting ready.
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That's no excuse. Please,
please, come on. Come on down.
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Look, just please come on down.
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That's it. That's the last time
you guys throw down my--
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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'Do not have an attitude'
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'because you don't know
your lines.'
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Gina, you're up.
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And listen, my name
is all over this show.
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You are my girl.
Do not embarrass me.
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Right away, please. Oh.
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'On the countdown. Hold.'
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Five, four, three, two.
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♪ Push you got to push ♪
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♪ Come on now push ♪
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♪ Go Gina Go Gina ♪
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♪ You got to push it
till you get it by-- ♪
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Cut!
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Oh.
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You have to sing it
till you get it right. Listen.
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You are not without talent.
You are just sadly misguided.
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Okay, now project.
Restore people in the back.
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Look, stand over here
and see what I'm doing.
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Stand and watch what I'm doing.
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Make love, push.
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♪ You got to push
you want to push ♪♪
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You push it out of there.
You can do it.
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'Alright, countdown.'
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Five, four, three, two.
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♪ Push you got to push ♪
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♪ You got to push ♪
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Push. You're not pushing, baby.
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♪ You got to push ♪
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No, you got to push it.
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♪ You got to push ♪
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Push it a little hard.
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[gibberish]
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You are not pushing.
You can't push it!
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Gina.
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Are you singing?
Or are you having a baby?
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Say, Martin, thanks for making a
fool out of me.
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- Stupid.
- Okay, look at that.
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- Gina. Gina.
- Fine. Fine. Leave.
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You'll never make
it in this business.
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[indistinct]
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What is, what's up with you,
man?
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Yeah, man, why are you tripping?
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- What? I'm tripping?
- Yeah.
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Is that what y'all think, huh?
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- Yeah, that's right.
- Well, then leave.
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Be gone. Disappear, okay?
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I don't need you. You need me.
I'll do the show by myself.
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I'm doing everything else
around here anyway.
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See, I wrote it.
I'll produce it.
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And most importantly,
I'm starring in it. Poof!
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Be gone.
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Martin, you're out
of your damn mind.
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Well, that's what they said
about George Washington Carver
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and his peanut, but your asses
are still eating Skippy.
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Martin, Martin.
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Don't you think that
you should have a little trust
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in your performers that
they'll get it together
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by showtime?
260
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:12,774
When I want your opinion,
I'll give it to you. Poof!
261
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,695
Well, I know where the door is.
262
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,363
Be gone.
263
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,872
Trusting my performers?
264
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:32,502
Who would I trust?
Who would I trust? Me.
265
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,962
That's who.
266
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,965
I'll crush you like a cockroach.
267
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:40,010
[instrumental music]
268
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,930
[instrumental music]
269
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:47,392
♪ You got to push it
till you get it right ♪♪
270
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,560
[booing]
271
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,478
Get off the stage.
272
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:53,565
Hey, your mama got
it right last night.
273
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,191
[laughs]
274
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:02,032
- My-my-my mama?
- Yeah, your mama.
275
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,534
And tell her I want my
Air Jordans from under her bed.
276
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,244
[laughs]
277
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,422
That's-that's-that's why nobody
want to come down here and do
278
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,758
a show in this neighborhood
'cause you're ignorant.
279
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,801
[indistinct chatter]
280
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,514
- Get off that stage.
- Get off of it.
281
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:27,932
Hey, hey, man, I'll tell you,
you better be thinking
282
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,684
about eating that tomato
'cause you thought
283
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,144
all hell's gonna break loose.
284
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,480
'Cause I ain't no punk.
I ain't no punk.
285
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,023
[indistinct chatter]
286
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,361
Oh, man,
Yo, Stan, I ain't trippin'.
287
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,780
Look, Martin, you got any
other acts lined up, man?
288
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,574
Well, Stan, I had to fire them,
man. They were weak, Stan.
289
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:48,036
Well, I see what
I'm gonna have to do.
290
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,915
I'm gonna have to save
this show myself.
291
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,627
[booing]
292
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:56,961
Calm down.
293
00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,839
'Calm down.'
294
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:07,055
Hey, I'm Stan Winters,
the proprietor of WZUP.
295
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,641
Hold on now, I'm gonna
sing a little family classic
296
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,975
for you know what that is?
297
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,018
'Maestro.'
298
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,688
[instrumental music]
299
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,106
♪ Meet me ♪
300
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,818
♪ Meet me ♪
301
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,528
♪ Meet me with-- ♪♪
302
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,071
[booing]
303
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:26,658
Dear God, I beg you,
if you get me out of this one
304
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,493
I'll be straight up from now on.
305
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,662
[crying]
306
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,958
Hey!
307
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,336
Friends, welcome back.
308
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,547
We're not here because of you.
309
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,340
Yeah, Martin,
we thought about it
310
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:46,094
and we realized that this cause
is even bigger than your ego.
311
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,596
- Then that's pretty big.
- Yes.
312
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,141
We know you need help,
so we're here to do our part.
313
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,767
Hey, listen, listen.
314
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,394
I know I was bugging, right?
315
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,439
But-but-but I was caught up
in this whole producer thing.
316
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,232
I thought that's how
you had to be.
317
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:04,654
You know to have a great show.
Hey, come on, forgive me.
318
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,534
This is for charity, guys.
319
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,077
I don't care.
320
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:13,830
We forgive you.
321
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,373
[screams]
322
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,541
Give me love?
323
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,045
Okay, okay.
324
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,922
♪ Meet me with no.. ♪♪
325
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,392
You, alright, man?
326
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,728
Yeah, man, but I brought
the house down, you know.
327
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,522
Better than last year.
328
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,733
[indistinct chatter]
329
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,985
Pam, Gina, do your thing.
Come on, sing for me.
330
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,278
- Oh, no.
- You gotta do something.
331
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,364
- Pam, come on. Go.
- But wait.
332
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,990
[booing]
333
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,576
And it better be good.
334
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,578
Take it off, sisters.
335
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,083
Hey, baby got back.
336
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,922
Don't make me go
on my pocket, donkey kong.
337
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,091
[laughs]
338
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,260
Hi, I'm Gina Waters.
339
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,012
And I'm Pamela James.
340
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,431
And we're gonna do a little
something something for y'all.
341
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,642
[instrumental music]
342
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,854
♪ Hold up the light ♪
343
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,107
Come on, everybody.
344
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,276
♪ Save the world
from darkness ♪
345
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:29,322
♪ Oh yeah hold up the light ♪
346
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,950
♪ Won't you please America? ♪
347
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,284
Martin, Martin, look.
348
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,036
I really hate
to break this to you
349
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,538
but I can't do my magic act.
350
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,623
Come on, Tommy, you know
I need all acts I can get.
351
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,084
I know but my assistant's
in no condition to pull
352
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,460
a rabbit out of a hat.
353
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:47,007
No, but I can pull a
mad dog outta my purse.
354
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,970
Mad dog 2020s.
355
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,180
Okay, Miss Porter, let's go back
and have some coffee, okay?
356
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,640
There you go.
357
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,308
Don't be putting it
on my church clothes.
358
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,686
Oh, I'm sorry.
You look so nice too.
359
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,479
Alright, there we go.
360
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,982
Yo, man, you want me
to do the Michael Jackson?
361
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,568
No, no, no Michael, no Michael.
362
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,112
So what about my Prince?
363
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,488
Let me see it.
364
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,451
Aw-Aw!
365
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,584
[coughs]
366
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,255
♪ Hold up the light ♪
367
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,507
♪ Oh hey a-hey ♪
368
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:33,094
♪ Save the world
from darkness ♪♪
369
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,846
[applause]
370
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,056
[indistinct]
371
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:39,017
Get lost. How about it?
372
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,019
Get out. Get it out.
373
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:44,064
Ain't nobody's out here
on that "Hold up the light."
374
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,399
Keylolo and Shenaynay
is in the house.
375
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:51,196
Keylolo and Shenaynay
in the house. Yeah.
376
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,114
- Yeah.
- So we about to rock this.
377
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,407
We about to do this.
378
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,159
Hey, y'all try
to hear us rock this?
379
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,370
(audience)
Yeah!
380
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,373
Say, "Go, nay, nay,
go, nay, nay, go."
381
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,667
(audience)
Go, nay, nay, go, nay, nay, go.
382
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,628
Say, "Go, low, low,
go, low, low, go."
383
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,630
(audience)
Go, low, low, go, low, low, go.
384
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,966
- Say, "Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh."
- Keylolo! Keylolo!
385
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,510
(audience)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
386
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,012
I mean how much crowd
participation you gonnaa do?
387
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,598
I mean, it's not the dialogue
they trying to hear, though.
388
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:19,557
Alright.
389
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:20,892
[applause]
'Come on.'
390
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,852
- Y'all trying to hear this.
- 'Come on.'
391
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,522
(male #1)
'Oh, yeah, baby. Go, girl.'
392
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,482
♪ Don't nobody know me
like my homie ♪
393
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,109
♪ So open up that 40 ♪
394
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,610
♪ Shenaynay a
half way phony ♪
395
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,320
♪ Don't be tryin' to tip
if you ain't rich ♪
396
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:33,530
♪ Shenaynay ain't no trick ♪
397
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,407
♪ Better have a grip ♪
398
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,492
♪ And if you ain't got
no rhythm do your hootie ♪
399
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,827
♪ Don't be tryin' to scoopie ♪
400
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,745
♪ Leave just let us
a sister be ♪
401
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:44,541
♪ You want some
but you can't get none yeah ♪
402
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,667
I have it, aye.
403
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,836
♪ You want some
but you can't get none ♪
404
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,547
♪ I know I mean
you can't get with that ♪
405
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,882
♪ You want some
but you can't get none ♪
406
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,259
♪ They call you at 4:00
in the morning talking about ♪
407
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,760
♪ Can I come over ♪
408
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,096
♪ You want some
but you can't get none ♪♪
409
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,682
[indistinct]
410
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,187
[applause]
411
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,526
Thank you.
412
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,153
Oh.
413
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,114
For me?
414
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,115
He gave it to me.
415
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,908
[indistinct chatter]
416
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,660
Strike the pose.
Strike the pose.
417
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,079
Remember, we got
to strike a pose?
418
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,665
[cheers and applause]
419
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,586
We love y'all and we thank y'all
for all the support.
420
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,880
You know,
thanks for all your mail..
421
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,758
[indistinct]
422
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:36,968
[applause]
423
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,141
[booing]
424
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,309
Get outta here.
425
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:45,518
(male #2)
'Get outta here.'
426
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,398
I ain't going nowhere.
I ain't running no more.
427
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,192
Look, I don't care
what y'all think about me
428
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,985
'cause I got talent.
429
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,071
I'm gonna be alright.
430
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,156
And most of all, I got friends.
431
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,991
Yet, friends, yay.
432
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,701
They came through
for me tonight. Thank you.
433
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,120
I love y'all so much.
Thank you.
434
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,624
Now, tonight isn't about me.
435
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,459
It's about something
much bigger.
436
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,837
The money we raise tonight
is going towards AIDS.
437
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,964
You see, there are a lot of
people out there suffering
438
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:19,177
from this disease, and we wanna
let them know that we care.
439
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,514
I mean, if it affects one
person, it affects all of us.
440
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,516
And we ain't even trying
to stop fighting
441
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,601
until this battle is over.
442
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:30,855
So, Pam, gave us a
little some some. Take us home.
443
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,067
(male #3)
Alright, man.
444
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,527
[instrumental music]
445
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:42,242
♪ I don't worry about
to my world ♪
446
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:48,039
♪ I just live from day to day ♪
447
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:54,796
♪ I don't borrow
from its sunshine ♪
448
00:20:54,879 --> 00:21:00,802
♪ Though the skies
may turn to gray ♪
449
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:06,307
♪ Many things about tomorrow ♪
450
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:12,981
♪ I don't seem to understand ♪
451
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:19,904
♪ But I know tomorrow ♪
452
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:30,123
♪ And I know and I know ♪
453
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:33,501
♪ And I know ♪
454
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:38,882
♪ Who holds ♪
455
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,550
[cheers and applause]
456
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,053
♪ My hand ♪♪
457
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,096
[applause]
458
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,983
[instrumental music]
459
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,947
Give out more money.
460
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,450
Give out some money.
461
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:06,618
No money?
462
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,536
[indistinct chatter]
463
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,081
[instrumental music]
464
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,105
Aye! Aye!
465
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:38,525
Where the butt naked
strippers at, man?
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