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Hey, Martin, how come
you get to be the banker?
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You always cheat.
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- Gina, I do not cheat, alright.
- You do, baby.
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- No, I don't.
- Whom do you have?
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Yo, Pam, you should be
the dog as usual.
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Yeah, Martin,
you could be the thimble.
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[theme song]
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence ♪
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How y'all been?
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence ♪
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He's so crazy!
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence ♪
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How y'all been?
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence ♪♪
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I'm sorry I'm late but
I just couldn't drag myself
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out of Shannon's arms.
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Y'all know what it's like
when you are in love.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Cole.
I'm sorry, Pam.
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You've been kind of jipper
lately, man. Who's this girl?
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I met at the gym.
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I was on the bisque press.
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She was on one
of those girly machines.
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What is a girly machine, Tommy?
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Come on, man. Act like you know.
That's where you get the peek.
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What's she like, Tommy?
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Oh, she is beautiful.
She's about 5.8".
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Caramel eyes and almond skin.
She's a do--
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uh, the body of a goddess.
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Oh, man, does she still
have that hair on her back?
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You want to play
some monopoly, baby?
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Oh, that's cool.
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Martin, how much money
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you got under your shirt?
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See? I told you.
You're a cheater.
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[knock on door]
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- I had none.
- That's the pizza man, baby.
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- Mind yours.
- Check his undersleeve.
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If there's pork on it,
I ain't paying for it.
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Yeah.
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Excuse me.
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Can I help you?
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I mean, you don't
just come up here, man.
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Barging in people's house
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disrespecting me
and my partners.
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This is my house.
I pay rent up in here.
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Is your name Tommy?
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- No.
- Well, then shut up.
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Excuse me, fellas. Hi.
I'm-I'm Tommy.
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How can I help you?
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Yo. My name is Trey.
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I need to talk to you
about Shannon.
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Why? Is she okay?
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Oh, yeah, she's fine.
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We just gotta chitchat
and kick the actual factuals.
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- What'd he say?
- He wants to talk to you.
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Oh, you wanna talk.
Oh, sure. We can talk.
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Let's step right outside
and kick the...actual factuals.
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Here, let's go.
Right up in here.
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- Wassup? Oh, whoa. Wait.
- What?
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You alright, man?
You want me to come?
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Fine. I'm fine, man.
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Look, what they'll do?
Untie my shoes?
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay, look. I'm gonna be outside
kicking the actual factuals.
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Alright, but if you need us,
you let us know. Holler.
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You know, I got
this certain urge
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to rent
"Honey I Shrunk the Kids."
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[crash]
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What was that?
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What was that? Ah!
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- Yo! Tommy.
- Tommy, you alright?
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- What happened, baby?
- Tommy, wassup man?
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- What happened?
- I got jacked.
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For what?
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I don't know.
It all happened so fast.
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So it turned out that my new
girlfriend is his ex-girlfriend.
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Next think I know,
they bum-rush me.
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Yo, you know what?
Pam, get Tommy in the house.
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Gina, get my bag.
We gonna handle this.
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- What!
- Yeah.
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Yo, they hurt my boy!
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They hurt my boy, Gina.
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Martin, please
do not do this, okay.
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I mean, if we just calm down--
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Babe, you wouldn't
understand, okay?
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It's a man thing, okay?
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Don't nobody hurt one of my boy.
It's a man thing.
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- Cole.
- Yo.
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- Let's be out.
- Let's go.
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[rock music playing]
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Yo, Martin, this is
a little people's bar.
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Okay. We cannot be getting
into trouble here.
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So? I don't care if it's little
people, or it's big people.
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It don't matter, man.
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Two of 'em hurt our boy, man.
Tommy. Okay?
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- Okay.
- Alright, let's handle this.
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Let's do this.
Let's do it.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Alrighty, man.
How're you doing, brother?
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I'm looking for a brother
named Trey. You know him?
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- Yeah, I know a Trey.
- You do? Cool.
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Yeah. Ice tray.
He's over there in that freezer.
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You should be
a little comedian.
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Ever heard of
the Def Jam? Huh?
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Now rack 'em.
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They think we're
fools up in here, Martin.
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- Let's not hurt somebody.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Now. Wassup, man?
How're you doing?
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You look like you're nosy.
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I'm looking for
a brother named Trey.
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- Do you know him?
- I don't know nobody.
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Now step off, Shaquille!
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Huh? You don't know him?
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- Do you know him, man?
- No, man.
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- Huh?
- I don't know him.
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Well, then excuse me. My fault.
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Yes, excuse us.
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Howdy, partner.
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Howdy.
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I'm looking for a brother
by the name of Trey.
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- Have you heard of him?
- Uno, dos, tres. Familiar?
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I don't know.
Why don't you go ask your mama?
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"I don't know.
Why don't you go ask your mama?"
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Okay. Alright.
Why don't I--
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Think it's a game, man?
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Think I'm joking, man?
Huh?
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Yeah, you think it's a game,
man? You think he's joking?
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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Huh?
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Now. Listen up.
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There's a new sheriff in town
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and his name is Martin Payne.
Now I'm--
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And his deputy's
name is Cole Brown.
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Now, somebody here
gonna tell me where Trey is.
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Yo, you're looking for me?
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Hey! Now I don't want
anymore trouble in here.
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Shut up, Gary Coleman.
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You're damn right
I'm looking for you, man.
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You think you just gonna get
away with coming up in my house
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disrespecting us,
and then go knock my boy out?
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Oh, hell no!
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Let me say a little somethin'
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before you get done up like
your boy just got done, alright?
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My old lady has a weakness
for tall brothers, right.
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And I ain't havin' that.
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You know what I'm saying?
So I'm gonna flatten your cap.
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Ain't gonna be
no more of that.
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We're gonna kill that noise.
See what I'm saying?
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What's wrong?
Are you scared, punk?
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Punk?
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Punk, huh?
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Talking about
a little punk, huh?
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I gots to be a punk.
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I gots to be names up here.
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Is that what you're saying?
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'Huh? Punk?'
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Huh? Now, why do
I got to be a punk?
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Why I got to be a punk?
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You better go home, Kareem
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before I give my partner
Benny the word
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and he go off on you.
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He gonna handle it.
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That's right,
'cause I'm crazy, man
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and I mean crazy!
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Hyah! Hyah! Wa!
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Hyah! Hyah! Wa!
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Come on.
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[blows raspberry]
Aah!
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Now, I'm crazy, too.
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Huh? Huh? Whazzup!
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He's crazy!
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Huh? Huh? Whazzup!
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Aah!
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Huh?
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Now...let me tell you
something, man.
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You're going to apologize
to my boy Tommy. Alright?
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You're going to apologize
to me for disrespecting us.
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You're going to do it now
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before I kick a knot
in your little ass.
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We too short for
a long conversation.
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So, come on, little people.
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Huh?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- Aw, damn.
- Aw, damn.
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- Hold still.
- My eye.
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Let me get
this straight.
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You were attacked
by 20 people
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all under four feet tall?
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That's right, officer.
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Now, uh, where
were their parents?
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[imitating laugh]
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Alright. They
were grown men, okay?
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This isn't funny,
officer.
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This is not
no joke, of-fi-cer.
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You're right, Mr. Payne,
really, uh..
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This is really not a joke
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because if there's one thing
tearing this country apart
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it's muggings by dwarfs.
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You know what? You can raise up
out of here with that.
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Out. Okay,
get to stepping, officer.
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I should be going.
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I've got to give a ticket
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to that UFO double-parked
in front of the building.
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[laughing]
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I love this job.
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(officer)
'Whoo! Hee hee!'
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He sure was a lot of help.
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You see? No one's going
to help us.
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If we want protection,
we got to protect ourselves.
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Do it my way.
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Martin's right.
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As much as I hate violence,
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we've got
to protect ourselves.
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You never when
you'll get hit.
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Stan knows someone
who teaches self-defense.
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I'm gonna set up a lesson.
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How do you know
he's any good?
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Because he's
a master, Cole.
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Dragonfly Jones
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master of self-defense.
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Whoppa!
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It's cool this guy can come here
and teach us.
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I wish Martin
would hurry up.
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This was his stupid idea.
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[knock on door]
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Oh, no.
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Hi.
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Kee!
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Now...
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It is a pleasure
for you to meet me.
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I am Dragonfly Jones
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and this is
my obedient servant..
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Kenji!
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It's been three weeks-- time
for you to give me my check.
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Learning from the master
is your pay, punk.
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Now get in line
before you get hurt.
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Move it, huh?
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Now, as you all know
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I studied under Bruce Lee.
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You studied under Bruce Lee?
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Yeah. He was
on the second floor
257
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,472
and I was on the first.
258
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,434
That will be the only joke
259
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,104
that will be told here
this evening.
260
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,689
Now..
261
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,441
I will teach you
the fine art
262
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,485
of self-defense.
263
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:19,239
Man, I really
need that money.
264
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,157
Off of me, punk
265
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:25,120
now get back in line.
Silence. Silence
266
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,329
Huh?
267
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:32,460
Now, I will show you
how to execute moves..
268
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,509
and render your
opponent...powerless
269
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,469
and at your mercy.
270
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,889
Watch as I will attack..
271
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,976
...and disable..
272
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,690
...my obedient servant..
273
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,817
Kenji!
274
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,402
Hey, Dragon,
before we do this
275
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,820
we need to discuss my check.
276
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,989
At 4:00 they're
cutting off my phone.
277
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,199
I'm so damn sorry
to hear that.
278
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,868
Shouldn't be on
the phone anyway.
279
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,578
You should be
practicing your art.
280
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:07,996
Now get over there, boy.
281
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,248
Oh, it is like
that huh? Okay.
282
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,421
All eyes...on me.
283
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,126
Come on, partner.
284
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,463
[grunting]
285
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,009
Whoo! That was good!
286
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,682
(Pam)
'You fell good.'
287
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:55,020
[indistinct chatter]
288
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,439
- Well, that's okay.
- Because that'd be fine.
289
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,032
Come on, punk.
290
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:14,831
Hyah!
291
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,332
Hyah! Hyah!
292
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,377
That was neat.
293
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,962
That was good.
294
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,236
Hyah!
295
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,532
(Pam)
Alright.
296
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,355
Let's try this one more time.
297
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,940
My phone's
about to get cut off.
298
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,526
Where's my damn money?
299
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,652
In my pocket.
300
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,153
See, I haven't hit him.
301
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,707
Now, are there
any questions?
302
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,041
- 'No.'
- 'No.'
303
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,626
- None whatsoever.
- No questions at all.
304
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,752
Thank you very much.
305
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,462
Y'all have a nice day, then.
306
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,841
Alright, Sensei.
307
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,509
Alright.
308
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:53,847
Yo, man,
309
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,974
so I get over
to Gina's house, right?
310
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,350
Uh-huh.
311
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:01,146
And Dragonfly Jones is
laid out on the floor
312
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,148
surrounded by paramedics.
313
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,317
Uh, yeah, well,
uh, you know
314
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,903
he's not really
a black belt, Martin.
315
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,572
Uh, he's a mechanic.
316
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,160
He gives a hell
of a lube job, though.
317
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,662
Stan, why did you
recommend him?
318
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,705
I owe him money
319
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,791
and it seemed easier
than paying him.
320
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,794
Are you still going
down to that bar tonight?
321
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,504
Most definitely.
322
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,756
Got to go.
323
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,925
Last time they got us,
but not this time.
324
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,344
I'm taking my boys with me
325
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,928
'cause there's
strength in numbers.
326
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,805
What about me, Martin?
327
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,640
I'm not doing anything.
328
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:41,227
Come on, Sean, you seem
like an easygoing guy.
329
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,521
You ever been in a fight?
330
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,358
Yeah.
331
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,861
In high school I used to
get beat up every single day.
332
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:53,531
Hey, Sean, what good's
that going to do me?
333
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,326
Well, I figure I can
take some punches for you..
334
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,411
'Cause I can take a punch.
335
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,210
Not.
336
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,051
- Martin!
- What?
337
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,387
You have us in
the middle of nowhere.
338
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,222
Martin, I've never been
in this neighborhood.
339
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,140
Well, you shouldn't
have followed me.
340
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,266
I don't want you
to get hurt.
341
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,060
I'm alright.
I'm gonna be alright.
342
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,436
Told you this ain't
no place for women.
343
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,729
Go, home, Gina,
it's a man thing.
344
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,064
No, Gina, don't go.
345
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:29,192
Stay and watch your man get
dropped like a bad habit.
346
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:32,070
- So whazzup?
- Whazzup? So whazzup?
347
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,154
What's happening?
348
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,073
You know what, Trey?
349
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,241
Get a load, man.
350
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,659
I ain't come here to fight.
351
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,744
We ain't come to fight.
We came to talk.
352
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,080
Now, if you don't start nothin',
there won't be nothin'.
353
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,125
I ain't hearing
your nonsense.
354
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,419
Your boy stole my woman.
355
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,964
You come here trying to front me
off with all that yin-yang.
356
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,716
I ain't having it.
357
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,676
Wow, hey,
wait a minute, Martin.
358
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,761
I didn't steal
your woman.
359
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:59,681
She says she hasn't dated
you in over six years.
360
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:03,018
Once mine, always mine,
and that's that, alright?
361
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,060
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
362
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,603
Let's hurt him.
363
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,522
It looks like
I'm through growing
364
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,482
so I'm just going to have
to break you down to size
365
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,942
then that's that.
So let's start throwing.
366
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,153
Wait a minute! Hold on!
367
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,697
Wait a damn minute here!
368
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:16,865
Come on!
369
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:22,537
People, what are we doing, huh?
370
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,289
Look at us.
What the hell are we doing?
371
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,749
We're get ready to to rumble!
372
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,751
Is that going
to solve our problem?
373
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:28,835
Yeah! Eyyii!
374
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,337
Give me that damn thing!
375
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,465
Sorry. Sorry.
376
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,883
When are we going to learn
377
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,677
that violence will get us
nowhere as a people?
378
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:42,474
Trey, you don't hate me because
I'm going out with Shannon.
379
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,684
You hate me because
I'm tall, don't you?
380
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,144
I guess.
381
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:50,106
People, violence begets violence
382
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,359
which leads to the grave.
383
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:56,196
If we were all to walk
that path called love
384
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,864
all my brothers and sisters
385
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,408
we can all get
to the promised land!
386
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,702
Amen! Amen! Amen!
387
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,288
Look..
388
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,332
Trey..
389
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,168
the other day at my boy's house
390
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:13,880
you, um..
you hurt me, man
391
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,509
but, you see, I didn't
come here tonight
392
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,427
to get any revenge.
393
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,639
I came here to say
that you are my brother..
394
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,850
'and I love you'
395
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,394
but if it makes you feel
396
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,729
like a better man
to swing on me, Trey
397
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,606
get some revenge,
you go right ahead.
398
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,817
- You go right ahead.
- What are you doing?
399
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,026
- It's okay, Martin.
- No, no, no.
400
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,361
It's okay.
401
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,530
That's how he knocked
your ass out last time.
402
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,866
You go right ahead, Trey.
403
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,453
But before you do, brother
404
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,957
I want you to think
about something, huh?
405
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,877
What does it solve?
406
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:57,507
You know what, man?
That's the first time
407
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,510
anybody ever broke it down
to me like that, man.
408
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,640
Oh, man, homey.
409
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,268
My mind's playing tricks on me.
410
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,231
Aw, man.
411
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,524
Listen, man.
412
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:17,402
I'm sorry I took
your hat off in there.
413
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,531
I'm saying that
was your pool game.
414
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,742
I shouldn't have did that.
That was disrespectful.
415
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,911
You know, eh, look, I hemmed
you up at the bar, man.
416
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,246
My fault, man.
417
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:31,082
You know, you don't look like
Gary Coleman, alright?
418
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,959
Okay, man. Alright.
419
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,463
Hey, look, Trey, Trey.
420
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,089
This is beautiful, man.
421
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,841
This is lovely, you know.
422
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,509
- You feel me?
- Yeah, I feel you.
423
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:42,594
You know, it is like, wow.
424
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,971
We're here now.
We see eye to eye.
425
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:47,098
- Mano y mano.
- Yeah, there you go.
426
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:50,935
Look, man, if there's anything
you need at all, man
427
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,354
you come to me. Talk to me.
428
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,230
Oh, like that?
Dig it.
429
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,732
Since everything's
fine and dandy
430
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:59,069
you know, I was just
wondering, um, um..
431
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,404
What?
432
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,032
Um, dig it. Can I have
a piece of your candy?
433
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:20,632
[grunting]
434
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:26,429
[grunting]
435
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:29,641
[groaning]
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