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What's up? I'm Martin.
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Uh, a lot of people been
sending in cards and letters
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talkin' about how much
they like the show
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and we thank you
very much, okay?
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But then we have some people
that get offended
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by some of the language.
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You know like "hell" and "damn."
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and the only reason
we use those words
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is because we can't say [bleep].
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Now, as soon as you all
let us say [bleep].
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We will stop using weak
TV lines like "heck" and "damn."
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and [bleep].
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Okay. That last one wasn't
a weak TV line. Okay.
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Just wanted to make sure
the censors were listening.
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And I see they were.
So, Mr. Censors [bleep].
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Peace.
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence ♪
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How y'all been?
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence ♪
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He's so crazy!
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence ♪
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How y'all been?
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence ♪♪
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[Martin laughing]
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Where is Cole? I'm starving.
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Yo, he better hurry up
before he get left.
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He said he's picking up
his new girlfriend.
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His new girlfriend,
what happened to big Shirley?
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- 'Pam, you didn't hear?'
- No.
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Well, apparently, she ate one
too many Doritos and popped.
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[knock on door]
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Yo, yo, yo. What's up?
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Yo, yo. Sorry I'm late.
Check this out, Martin, Tommy.
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You'll never guess
who I ran into.
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Who, Cole?
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[clears throat]
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I don't think
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your name
is Martin or Tommy.
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Thank you!
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Come on, Cole. Who?
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Alright, check this out.
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Ricky Thompson.
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Get out of here, slick.
Ricky Thompson?
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Oh, I remember when he was
the man. Where's he been?
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Remember, he used to try
sell us those firecrackers.
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Yo. That's messed up, what them
firecrackers did to his brother.
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Not really, man.
His brother's cool.
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You don't need hands
to kick a football.
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Ah!
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That's cool!
Where is he?
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Dang!
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Who's in the house?
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- 'Ricky.'
- What's up, man?
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What's up?
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Oh, oh. Oh!
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Oh. Oh!
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But I have to say a special
hello to the beautiful ladies.
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Are you two ladies models?
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[Gina chuckles]
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[imitating Gina]
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Yo, man, look, Ricky.
We cool and all that, man.
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But this one here,
the fine one, that's me.
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Is my girl. Okay?
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And who is this
sweet thing over here?
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Oh, that thing?
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That's just Pam.
You can have that.
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Don't pay Martin any mind.
See, he's a little slow.
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His parents were cousins.
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Pamela. Pleased to meet you.
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So what you been doing
the past few years, man?
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Producing some records
in Europe.
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But since I've been back,
I hear Martin's the man
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got a big radio show
and all that.
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Ah, go ahead now.
go ahead now.
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I don't like to come off
like I'm bragging
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but you know, brother, do I!
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Honey, why don't you invite
Ricky to go to dinner with us?
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Look here man. We's just gonna
go out and get some pizza.
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- You wanna hang?
- I got a better suggestion.
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Why don't we go to Casa Comida
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and have some dinner
and margaritas.. my treat.
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Yo, I used to park cars there,
man. That place's expensive.
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Hey brother, there's
no such thing as expensive
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if you having fun.
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The last few years
have been good to me.
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And besides, you can't
take it with you, can you?
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Uh-huh! That's right, man.
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There's no such thing
as expensive, alright?
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Now, shut up before he remembers
how much you can eat.
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Hey, can we be out?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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(Gina)
'And one, and two'
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and I don't want
no cellulite.
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And one, and two,
and one, two, three, four
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five, six, seven, eight.
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And one, and one
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and one, two, three, four
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work them buns,
work them buns.
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Girl, don't you
start nothing up in here.
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Six, seven--
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- You go, girl!
- Stop, Martin!
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- Work it.
- Stop it!
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- Work it.
- See, that's your problem.
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Your mind is always
in the gutter.
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Look, see. That's what made me
fall in love.. Right there.
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- Martin.
- What?
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You are lazy.
You just can't hang.
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You need to be doing
what I'm doing. Love handles.
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You crazy.
Alright, what you got?
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Oh, come on.
Come on!
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Where you at
with yours, huh?
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And work, and work.
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[knock on door]
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Why you got to put
your knees that high?
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I got to get the door.
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Probably the neighbors
complaining, Heavy G.
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- Yo. What's up?
- How you doing?
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- Alright.
- What's up? I'm cool.
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- How you doing, Gina?
- What's up? What's up?
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Boy, the neighborhood sure
has changed since I left.
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Who is that drunk
laying out on the steps?
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That's Mr. Obreck,
our old principal.
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I throw the brother
a book now and then
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but he refuses to read.
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Recession, bro. Recession.
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So, what's up man. What's up?
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I was going to go downtown
to do shopping. You wanna roll?
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Yeah, I'll roll. I'm just
giving Heavy G. Fitness tips.
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You know, when they
get all flabby and fluffy,
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you got to get rid of them.
Just push 'em out.
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- That's right, love handles.
- Hey, raise up off me.
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Martin, would you
mind driving?
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You see, my Benz is being
shipped here from LA
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and a brother
don't have no transpo
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unless you want me
to rent a limo or something.
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Man, it's cool. You ain't
got to do all that. I'll drive.
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- Yo, babe, I'll be back.
- 'Okay.'
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- I loves you.
- I love you, too.
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Hey, Gina, girl, when
you finish working out
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and your body's sweaty
and glistening..
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Yes, Martin?
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Put them funky sneakers
out in the hallway.
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- A bunion cyst.
- Shut up. That's a upper lip.
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[both laughing]
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Yo, man, the last time
I had this much stuff
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it was during the riots.
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Oh man, I'm just playing, man.
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Can I help you gentlemen
with something today?
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Yes. We'd like to
look at your watches.
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Oh, well. I have some nice ones
in this case, right here.
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Hmm. Got jewelry shining
all up in the house!
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Yeah. These are nice.
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What's the price
on this one?
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Let's see. Now, this
watch band is white gold.
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I could let it go
for 2,000.
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Pfft! 2,000!
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Whoa, whoa! $2,000?
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No, no. Excuse me,
miss, um--
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Jackson. Miss Jackson.
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Mmm! Your last name Jackson?
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So poppa Joe
got you working, huh?
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Well, let me
ask you a question.
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Who's older you or Latoya?
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Oh, now, don't be
like that, Janet.
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Oop!
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I mean, Miss Jackson.
If you nasty..
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Excuse me.
Excuse me.
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Chill, man. Chill.
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- I'm just playing--
- Chill!
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- Alright. Alright.
- Chill.
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I-I'm sorry about that.
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Um...I'm in the record industry.
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Matter of fact, I'm about
to be the next Barry Gordy
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so why don't you
wrap that up for me, huh?
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I'm sorry. For anything over
1,000, I'll have to call it in.
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Well, you phone home.
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Is there anything that you want?
Because I really appreciate
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you taking time out
and driving me around.
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No, I'm cool.
But, thanks for the offer.
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Are you sure, man? Because,
hey, money's no object to me.
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Ahem. I ain't usually
into jewelry, but damn!
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If you put it like that, um,
you could hook a brother
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with some Jordans
from the Foot Locker.
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- Alright. There you go.
- Alright.
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Alright. You're all set,
Mr. Eckstein
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If you'll just sign right here.
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Hmm, Eckstein?
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Oh, yeah. That's my stage name.
I didn't tell you?
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- It's kind of cool, huh?
- No.
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Yeah. That's real fly.
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I'll just wrap this watch
right up for you.
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- Yeah. Wrap that.
- Thank you very much.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
That credit card is stolen.
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- You're under arrest.
- Oh, man.
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Hey, man. Yo, bro,
you don't raise up on me!
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Now, look, officer, okay.
I think you made a big mistake.
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Tell them your credit card
is good, man.
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The credit card is good..
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but it ain't mine, partner.
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Looks like
you're caught, partner.
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Aw, damn!
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Look, bro,
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I didn't mean to holler
at you earlier, bro.
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Gina, where's Martin?
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Johnny Gill will start
screaming in 15 minutes.
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I don't know, Pam.
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It's not like him
to be late or not call.
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I wanna at least wear this dress
once before I take it back.
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Well, I hope nothing's
happened to him.
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Me too. I'm getting worried.
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Come on, guys. You guys
are always overreacting.
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You don't know Martin.
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He probably at one of his other
woman's houses.
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[laughing]
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Whoo!
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[telephone ringing]
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- Ahem. I'm gonna get that okay?
- Yeah.
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Hello. Man, where are you?
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I'm in jail.
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Um, yeah, well, look.
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Ricky got arrested
for credit card scamming.
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They took me down too.
But you know I'm innocent.
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And look, whatever you do, do
not tell Gina. Look here, bro.
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You and Tommy get together $1000
and bail me the hell outta here.
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Fast, alright, okay, Cole?
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If something happens to me man
before you get here
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you tell everybody
I went down a fight.
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'Cause that's how I am. I'm a
man. You know what I'm sayin'?
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Okay. Whatever you do, man,
remember don't tell Gina.
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Love you. Bye.
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[knuckles crack]
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What?
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Martin's in jail!
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See, Ricky had gotten in trouble
with some credit card scam.
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He need about
$1,000 to get out.
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- $1,000?
- What're we gonna do?
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He could get hurt in there.
249
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,784
Let's bail him out, alright.
Where're gonna get $1,000?
250
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,120
Well. I got 200.
But y'all need it now?
251
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,663
Yes, Pam!
252
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,623
All I have on me is 100.
253
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,792
I can get about 200
at the atm.
254
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,419
I got about $14.
255
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,799
That's my mother's change
from the grocery store.
256
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,468
Where're we gonna
get the rest?
257
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,636
I got an idea.
Excuse me.
258
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,472
No, Cole!
259
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,057
That's Sheneneh's!
260
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,226
Trust me.
I know what I'm doing.
261
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,229
Are you crazy?
262
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,106
Are you crazy?
263
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,484
Okay. Cole, you don't knock
on people's door like that.
264
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,320
That is disrespectful.
265
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,821
Alright?
266
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:41,034
I guess the gang is all here.
How y'all doing?
267
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,036
We alright. We alright.
We have an emergency, okay?
268
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,454
- What? What?
- I need a big favor.
269
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:46,706
I need about $500.
270
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,167
Damn, Cole! We cool
and all that
271
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,170
but what you trying
to buy, a holiday?
272
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,882
This means that y'all need money
from Sheneneh, huh?
273
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,677
Let's see what Sheneneh
got for the little kids.
274
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,053
Ha ha!
275
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:02,806
There! Y'all like that? Huh?
276
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,974
I bet y'all need this money.
277
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:08,687
I see you, Gina. Look here.
Smell that. That's green.
278
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,021
How bad y'all need this?
279
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,315
We need it really bad.
Martin's in jail.
280
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:22,158
What he do? Who'd he kill?
281
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,035
He didn't kill
anybody, Sheneneh.
282
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,205
Yes, he did. If he didn't kill
nobody, they'd let him go.
283
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,374
Oh, my God.
Y'all drove him to it.
284
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,168
Y'all drove him
to it. I know!
285
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,504
Sheneneh, look we don't
have time for this.
286
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,047
We gotta get down there
before it is too late.
287
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,340
Now, can you please help us?
288
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,717
Gina, forget all that.
289
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,928
Girl, stop all the drama
and give us the money.
290
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,930
Money went back
in the bank, okay?
291
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,348
[commotion]
292
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,727
She's sorry.
She's sorry.
293
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,437
She is not!
294
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,188
- I ain't sorry!
- She is!
295
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:56,067
She's very sorry, Sheneneh.
Okay? She didn't mean it.
296
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,445
Now, can you please help us?
297
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,448
Can you please back up
out of my damn face?
298
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,741
Okay. Just back up, okay?
299
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,660
I don't like you anyway,
and you know that.
300
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,579
And you let me think.
301
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,080
And don't be..
302
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,791
don't be sucking your teeth.
303
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,585
Let me think about it.
304
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,506
Sheneneh..
305
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:24,554
Okay. It's going to cost
y'all 5% on the dollar.
306
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,972
- What?
- Shut up!
307
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,683
Shut it up. I say, damn.
Shut it up.
308
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,185
Zip it.
Throw it away.
309
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,020
Tell her to throw it away.
310
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,480
She threw it away.
311
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,774
I didn't see
nothing throwed.
312
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,442
- There. Gone.
- There it is.
313
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,444
Right there. That's where
I want to see it.
314
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,196
Okay, Sheneneh.
315
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:44,115
Let me kick that key. There.
316
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,284
There.
317
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,370
It's going to cost you
5% on the dollar.
318
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,330
If I don't have my money back
as soon as y'all get it
319
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,957
all hell is going
to break loose.
320
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,250
Alright? Here.
321
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,379
- Thank you.
- Wait. Wait. Whoa. Whoa.
322
00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,882
Gina, if you hahh one
more time, girl, I'll..
323
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,468
What? What?
324
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,095
Tell her.. Cole..
325
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,889
Cole, you better talk to her.
Cole, tell her don't..
326
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,182
- Tell her don't..
- Alright!
327
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,476
- Would you tell her don't..
- Alright!
328
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,644
- Okay.
- Now..
329
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:13,978
I'm very sorry.
330
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,022
- I know you are sorry.
- Hah!
331
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,483
Now, you do me a favor.
332
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,610
- You got my money.
- Yes, Sheneneh.
333
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:21,861
When you get down there
334
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,613
if Carl Bridges
is still locked up
335
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,324
you tell him, when he gets out
he got a place to stay.
336
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,661
You tell him
to come see Sheneneh..
337
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,247
Okay? Because I will show him..
338
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,669
...a different stroke, alright?
339
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,170
Look here, Sheneneh.
340
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,381
What's taking you so long?
341
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,217
Better get on back in there
and make me my ham sandwich.
342
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,638
Lafonne, you don't have
to be embarrassing me
343
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,140
like that in front
of my friends.
344
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,516
If you don't know
how to hold your liquor
345
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,601
you shouldn't be drinking.
346
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,021
- Alright, baby. I'm sorry.
- Whoo..
347
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,190
You working out?
348
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,359
Give me some of this, boy.
349
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,284
Listen up!
350
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,953
Excuse me,
"Last of the Mohicans."
351
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,373
What? What?
352
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,875
Now, listen up.
353
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,961
I'm here to do
my time, okay?
354
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:21,588
I don't want nobody
in this here corner.
355
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,923
I don't want nobody around me.
This me. I needs my space.
356
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:27,218
I don't want nobody around me.
Are we confirmed on that?
357
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,511
- Shut up.
- Shut up.
358
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,764
I'll see you when
the lights go out.
359
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,390
Right on.
360
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,516
Right on.
361
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,394
Yo, man, excuse me.
362
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,562
Excuse me.
363
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,940
Man, don't look at me
like that, Bruce Lee.
364
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,444
I know karate, too. Boy,
I'm good with my hands.
365
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,112
Hyah!
366
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,743
I'm good with mine, too.
367
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,079
Yo, man. I should kick you
in your neck, man
368
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,955
talking about
that car was yours.
369
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,082
I lied.
370
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,333
Uh.. uh.. uh..
371
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,251
Uh.. uh.. uh..
372
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,753
Man..
373
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,965
Well, look. We'll be out
of here soon, so don't worry.
374
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,717
Don't worry?
375
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,344
You got me in here
with these knuckleheads
376
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,679
and you're talking
don't worry, man.
377
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,097
Oh, come on.
378
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,099
All that crap about
crazy people in jail
379
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,434
it's just the movies.
It ain't real.
380
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,566
- What are you in for?
- Yo, man..
381
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:26,194
Didn't you hear me when I said
I don't want nobody in my face?
382
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,529
All up in my space.
383
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,614
Didn't you hear me
when I said that, man?
384
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,283
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
385
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,078
So you're gonna be disrespectful
and ignore me, huh?
386
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,668
What you in for?
387
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:45,130
They found 30 bodies
buried in my back yard..
388
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,466
but they'll never
find their arms.
389
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,803
You know what?
I read about you, man.
390
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:55,473
You're gonna do a lot of time.
You're gonna need a hand. Oops.
391
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,392
I guess you got enough
of those. Excuse me.
392
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,813
Excuse me, my brother.
393
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,149
Allow me to introduce myself.
394
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,609
- I'm brother Shabazz.
- What's up?
395
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:10,488
You see, the man arrested me
for this petty crime
396
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,450
to get the brother man
off the street.
397
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,120
Then they put me in here
with psychos like that
398
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,164
to mess with my mind.
399
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,833
Now, is it me
400
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,461
or is it a conspiracy,
my brother?
401
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,093
Uh, it's just you.
402
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,595
Excuse me, brother.
403
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:38,266
Before you go
let me show you something.
404
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,018
What do you see,
brother?
405
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,061
I see a page, man.
406
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,855
A white page..
407
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,357
that means nothing
408
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,485
until you add
these black words.
409
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,572
As-salaam-alaikum,
my brother.
410
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,409
Peace and a bottle
of hair grease to you.
411
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,374
Excuse me, tribe.
412
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,167
Can I get to the phone?
413
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,543
You know? What's up?
414
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,670
[kissing sound]
415
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,463
Hey, hey.
Y'all cancel that, alright?
416
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,340
Ain't going to be
any kissing.
417
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:11,925
I don't play all that.
418
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,218
Y'all kill that noise.
419
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,470
I ain't the one,
you know I'm sayin'?
420
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,847
'Cause I ain't
no punk about mine.
421
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,309
Somebody pick up the phone!
422
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,687
Somebody pick up the phone!
423
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,772
I would never leave
y'all in jail.
424
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,525
I'm scared.
425
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,362
I'm so scared.
426
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,240
Tell my mama I said hi.
427
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,783
I love her.
428
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,412
Hey, you homesick
little girl.
429
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,747
It looks like you
could use a friend.
430
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,124
[growling]
431
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,210
Stop the press.
432
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,087
Stop the press.
433
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,672
Alright, now look here, bro.
434
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,800
Before we get into a little
physical confrontation
435
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,135
try this.
436
00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:57,095
Before you go growling
up in people's face
437
00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,181
take one tic-tac,
and put it in your mouth
438
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:03,435
and get a bang
out of life.
439
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:07,397
I'm telling you, man, because
your breath is h-h-humming.
440
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,359
Alright, it's humming.
441
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,903
Okay. Your breath
is tart, bro.
442
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,238
Okay? Alright?
443
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,866
Your breath is kicking
like Van Damme.
444
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,995
- You better shut the hell up!
- Uh-huh.
445
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,080
Don't nobody be grabbing me.
446
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,291
I said don't grab me.
447
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,799
Somebody..
Somebody get him off me.
448
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,801
Somebody get him off me.
449
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,350
Now stop it.
450
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:47,687
See, I did not want
to harm this man, you know?
451
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:51,608
But my mind, you know
it was poisoned..
452
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:54,819
...by the system.
453
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,071
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
454
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,781
I didn't fight this man.
455
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,408
- The system fought this man.
- That's right.
456
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,912
So I say unto you,
as your new leader
457
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:08,500
is that brother against brother
is a house what?
458
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,668
- Divided.
- Divided.
459
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,921
Divided, brothers.
You know?
460
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:15,507
See, this is why we gotta
pick up a book and read.
461
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,967
We got to go through the pages
462
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:23,848
because how are we going to rise
as a civilization
463
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,475
without what, brothers?
464
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:26,976
- Knowledge.
- Knowledge.
465
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,687
Knowledge. Alright.
466
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,022
Preach on, my brother.
Preach on.
467
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,857
See, bro, there you go
468
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,984
with the grabbing
and the touching again.
469
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,612
See, that's what got your ass
whipped at the phone.
470
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,532
Now, now, now.
You didn't know.
471
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:41,991
It's gonna be alright.
472
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,411
Alright? Now, where was I?
473
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,705
- We didn't hoodwink.
- Yeah.
474
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,623
- Bamboozle.
- Yeah.
475
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:52,252
We didn't land on Plymouth Rock.
Plymouth Rock landed on us.
476
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,006
Martin!
477
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,257
Baby, are you alright?
478
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,925
- Yo, Gina!
- Honey.
479
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:02,012
Baby, I been institutionalized.
480
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,639
I shamed you all.
481
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:06,558
- No!
- Yes, I have.
482
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:10,103
Hey, everybody, this is my girl
Gina, I was telling you about.
483
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,896
(in unison)
Hi, Gina.
484
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,398
Yeah. Remember that?
485
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,901
- Alright, Martin X.
- Yeah.
486
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,153
Your bail's been posted.
487
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,988
- It's about damn time.
- Yeah.
488
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,364
No, I bet he is a cop..
489
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,992
I tried to tell him,
but he didn't believe.
490
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,785
Just think I's criminal.
491
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,706
Hey, hey, Martin, man,
don't leave me in here.
492
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,917
Hold on.
493
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,711
Aw, Ricky.
494
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,591
Look, it's gonna be alright.
495
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:40,759
I'm gonna take care
of you, okay?
496
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,761
You're my boy.
Big man?
497
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:43,970
Yes, my brother?
498
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,597
Alright.
Alright.
499
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,224
Look here. This is a partner
of mine, alright?
500
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:49,851
So make sure
you take care of him.
501
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,479
Don't worry.
I like Ricky.
502
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,105
As a matter of fact
503
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:57,984
I'm going to make it like one
big honeymoon in here. Mmm.
504
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,196
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
505
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:02,655
Before you go
on the honeymoon
506
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,366
what're you
supposed to get?
507
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,492
A tic-tac.
508
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,911
There you go.
Let it marinate.
509
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,548
You know what,
I'm just so glad to see y'all.
510
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:21,966
I mean, especially you, baby.
511
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:26,471
Yeah, you, Cole.
My man, Tommy.
512
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,431
Oh, yeah. You, too, Pam.
513
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,685
Hey, guys, I been hurting.
514
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:34,145
Can I get some love, please?
515
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,522
(all)
Awe!
516
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,858
[all sighing]
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