All language subtitles for Martin.S01E20.Break.Up.Part.3.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track3_[eng]

Your father's so tight
he can bacl into a wall

and suck out a brick.

You can never be like my mother.

You're right about that Martin
I can't grow a moustache.

You better stop before
I say somethin' I regret.

Too late. You already have.

Maybe, we are too different,
Martin.

I guess we gotto do
what we gotto do.

How about two friends
get together

tomorrow night for dinner.

I have a girl friend here
that's dying to meet you.

He is a minister at the church
on 3rd.

So, why don't you
get onto your knees?

- What?
- Oh, uh..

And pray, and pray with me.

This is, uh, my new girlfriend.

My new baby.

Alright, I'mma let you
be alone.

You and your uncle.

I'm in love with you,
Martin Payne.

[theme song]

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Lawrence yeah ♪

♪ How y'all been ♪

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Lawrence yeah ♪

♪ He's so crazy ♪

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Lawrence yeah ♪

♪ How y'all been?

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Lawrence ♪♪

[instrumental music]

Yo, come on, Gina
move over it's cold.

Come on, Gina.
What is wrong with you, Gina?

I don't know, Martin.
Maybe, I could call her and ask.

[shouting]

Oh, Nicole...oh.

Thank God, you're here, Nicole.

I had this terrible nightmare
about my-my old girlfriend.

I ain't mention her
in my sleep, did I?

- Eight times, Martin.
- Oh, damn.

You still love her, don't you?

Yeah, but every time
me and you have sex

I love her a little bit less.
We cool.

Martin, we have not
had sex once.

Alright, well damn,
sorry, alright.

Okay, I couldn't
because of Gina.

But if anybody ever ask you
tell em'

was because we had
no protection, alright.

Okay, but Martin I have to tell
you that I'm still in love

with my old boyfriend
and I know I told you

that I love you
last night but I don't.

You ain't gotta
say it like that.

- I don't love you.
- I know, Martin.

How do we get ourselves
into this mess?

I don't know about you. Me and
Gina had this big crazy fight.

And she said some things
I don't think I can forgive.

Like what?

She said some things
about my mother.

Said my mother had a moustache.

[laughing]

Okay, I'm gettin' dressed.

What the hell was so funny?

You know what, if you'll don't
stop that old laughin'

and jokin' about my mother's
facial hair, this gonna cease.

Ha-ha-ha, yeah.

'You know, Martin,
you just made me realize'

'how stupid my argument
was with my old boyfriend.'

'And I've got to go
and apologize.'

Yeah.

'You know, I think you should
do the same with Gina.'

Please.

No, hell no! I've got my pride.

Well, I guess you gotto do
what you gotto do, Martin.

Yeah.

(Nicole)
'Thank you for being so sweet.'

I know.

- Bye, Martin.
- Alright.

Bye, bye.

(Martin)
'Bitey-bite, bye, bye.'

Bitey-bye.

How you doin'?

- Hi, how you doin'?
- Fine.

Oh, well, it's real good
to meet you, Miss Barbie?

Oh...oh, my God.

Well, I guess another one
that bit the damn dust.

Oh, my God.

What're you talkin' about?

Oh, you ain't gotta know
what I'm talkin' about.

Okay, because you are high-five.
You are history. Okay.

Martin drops you like
a bar of soap. Whoop.

Okay, no. 'Cause first of all
Martin did not drop me.

That's what they all say,
rejected girl. All!

So, go on home and don't let me

catch you back around here
again, okay?

Because I will throw you down
the incinerator, okay?

And let me tell you
something alright.

Weave hair. Oh, it stinks
when it burns. Oh, my God.

No, no, no. 'Cause see
this is my hair. Thank you.

Oh, so what you got Indian
in your family? Oh, my God.

[Ululating]

Oh, my God. Little girl.

Just go home
and change your pampers, okay?

Little girl? Look!

Don't get hurt
by this little girl, okay?

- No, you did not..
- Yes I did.

Bitch. Don't you put
your hand on my face. Alright.

You don't put
your hand in my face.

I will hurt you, okay?
I will hurt you.

So, what you trying to do?

[shouting]

You better go home
before I bust your ass.

[knock on door]

Okay, who is it?

It's Pam, open up.
Here's your paper.

So, uh, how was your date
with my cousin, Lione?

Was it everything
I told, or what.

Pam, you're cousin, Lione

is a psycho religious sexually
repressed ex-con.

So other than that,
how was your date?

It was awful.

- Oh, and guess who was there?
- Who?

Martin showed up
with his new girlfriend.

Really? What did she look like?

Cute. Young, real young.

So, Martin went and got himself
a young tenderoni.

That dog!

Girl don't even worry about him,
'cause I got

another cousin
I wanna hook you up with.

- You see--
- Uh-huh, no.

That's alright, Pam. I'm through
men in your family, excuse me.

Okay, fine, fine
you don't wanna go out

with my cousin Elston then fine.

Go ahead and be a sap
and apologize to Martin.

No, darling,
that is not gonna happen.

It's Martin's fault,
I'm not apologizing

for anything,
you can forget that.

Gina, you know
you'd be running right back.

- Hi. My name is Michael.
- Hello, Michael.

My name is Pam.
And this is Gina.

I just moved in down the hall

and all my stuff
are still in boxes.

- Can I borrow some coffee?
- You hear that, Gina?

He-he wants to borrow coffee.

Gina's got plenty
of coffee and..

...trust me she knows
how to grind it.

- Pam.
- Come on in.

Yeah, come on in.

Oh, damn!

Gotta go.

Pam, you said you're gonna
give me a lift.

I don't have time, Gina.

Maybe, um, Michael here
can take you downtown.

What kinda car
did you say you drove?

Mercedes 450 SL.

Go, Michael. See ya later.

Pam. Hey, Pam.

[chuckles]

Coffee, coming right up.
Have a seat, okay?

- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, I'll read the things.
- Yo.

- Stan.
- Oh, what's happenin'?

Billy Dee Williams get here,
man?

Not yet.

How you get Billy Dee
to come on the show anyway?

Oh, I was drivin' in traffic
and he rear ended me.

Whiplash, Martin.

No celebrity likes a lawsuit.

Especially one who's known
for liking Colt 45.

Hello, hello, hello,
Billy Dee Williams.

Hello, hello, hello, Stan.

How you doin'?
How's you're neck?

- Oh, it's gettin' better.
- Uh-huh.

U-uh-uh-uh,
gently, gently, gently.

Yo, yo, what's up,
Billy Dee Williams, man.

- I'm Martin. Hey, man.
- How you doin'.

I loved your Lady Sings
The Blues, man.

you was all of that,
you the man.

Well, thank you very much,
young man.

If my star shined at all it was
the reflection of the brilliant

talent of my beautiful
leading lady, Diana Ross.

Oh, smooth, Billy Dee.

- Hey, can I ask you a question?
- Uh-huh.

Do you call yourself
Billy Dee Williams

because otherwise you'd be
known as William Dee Williams?

Alright, excuse me.

Here you go, Billy.
H-have a seat right here, man.

Yeah, look, I'm gonna
let you two soul brothers

get acquainted, Billy,
'cause now I've gotta go

and return that call
to Jacoby and Meyers.

You do that.

So, look here, Billy, I thought
we talk about why you're in town

your charity work,
you know, stuff like that, man.

Martin, I detect
in your vocal inflection

the tone of a man who's going
through a grave romantic crisis.

[sobbing]

Am I correct?

How could you possibly
know that..

Martin, who're you talkin' to?

Billy Dee Williams.

Well, I think that says it all.

Now, tell me about your problem

perhaps I can be of some
assistance.

Um, um, Billy Dee.
Uh, Mr. Williams.

Um...me and my girl Gina, man,
got in this big crazy fight.

- We fight all the time, man.
- Oh, yes, yes, yes, uh..

Hurt and anger are frequently
the residues of extreme passion.

- Continue.
- Right.

Right, right, right, right,
well, anyway man.

I guess we just finally got
tired of apologizing man.

Neither one of us wants
to make the first move.

So, here I am, Billy man.

I'm hurt, Billy. I'm hurt.

Well, tell me, Martin, uh..

- Do you love this Gina?
- Most definitely.

Oh, then the course is simple
then you must apologize.

[laughing]
Hell no. Billy, I can't do that.

- I got my pride, Billy.
- Pride?

Oh, I despise that word, Martin.

Pride is like a toxic chemical
in the garden of love.

And Gina is your flower
in that garden, Martin.

If you nurture her cherish her

she'll return that love
with a full glory

of the blossoming
of her fragrance.

But if you choke over
that weed called pride, Martin..

...both your love and her's..

...will wither and die.

Oh, snap.

Oh, Billy,
how you come up with that man.

Well, that's a line
from my new movie.

But then...that's not important.

The most important thing is that
you and Gina get back together.

Now tell me again. Do you love
Gina?

- Yes. Yes, Billy.
- You cherish her?

Does she sing your heart song
like no other woman has?

Yes, Billy Dee, yes.

- Go find her boy.
- Yeah.

- Now.
- You're the man.

- And apologize.
- You're the man.

[babbling]

[instrumental music]

To see an Ernie Barnes
painting..

...is to see Urban America.

- Oh.
- Don't you agree?

- Yes, he is my favorite artist.
- Hm.

- Whoa, I lost track of time.
- Oh.

I'm sorry. I get carried away
when I talk about art.

Mm-hmm.

This was fun.

Yeah, it was.

You know...its really nice
to finally meet a man

who shares some
of my same interests.

I hope there's a lot more
we'll share.

Yeah.

Oh, allow me.

- Thank you.
- Hm.

[phone ringing]

[Gina on answering machine]
'Please leave a message
after the beep.'

[beep]

(Martin)
'Gina you still there?
Babe, its Martin.'

'Look, th-there's something
I wanna tell you, Gina.'

'Gina. Damn.'

[instrumental music]

Telling you man I finally
realized what me and Gina

fought over was stupid.

And I got to get my baby back.

'Cause I got to tell you,
Tommy..

...Cole.

Success is nothin'..

...without someone you love
to share it with.

I forgot Billy Dee
was on his show today.

He told you to say that,
didn't he?

Yeah, so? So?
It's how I feel Tommy.

Dang, Martin, I forgot
how your hallway smelled.

Okay, what is the emergency
and what do you want?

Pam, I need you.

I know, you horny and everything

but Gina is my best friend.

Please, alright,
stop wishin', okay?

- Now where is she?
- I 'm not tellin'.

I'm not gonna let you hurt her
anymore than you already have.

Oh, oh, so you're gonna tell me
even though it's an emergency?

- What's the emergency?
- Her father, Pam.

He was hurt in an avalanche.

Eh, wrong, he's in Mexico,
try again.

Eh, well, excuse me,
it was a el avalanchio.

Now, where is she?

Look, Martin, if Gina wanted
to call you, she'll call you.

- So, just stop sweating her.
- Ha-ha-ha.

So, so there's a phone
where she is, huh?

Ha-ha-ha-ha, she's
in a phone booth, let's go.

Nah, nah, ha-ha-h-ha.
She's not in the phone booth.

She's on a date in a restaurant.

- Tommy, how did you know that?
- I didn't.

- But you just told me so..
- Yeah.

[laughing]

Now...this restaurant
Gina's at

are there any golden
arches involved?

There would be,
if you were takin' her out.

Uh-uh, oh, whoa, okay, alright.

So it's expensive
places she likes.

Iit's the kind of
expensive place

that you take a woman
on a first date

when you want to impress her.

[together]
Chez Maurice!

Martin, why don't you
just leave her alone?

I saw this guy
and he's like perfect for her.

- You're too late.
- No!

It's never too late for love.

Now, I gotta go change.
Thanks, Pam.

Hey...Pam, thanks okay,
it's for the better.

[gasping]

- Thank you, Pam it's--
- You try it, Cole.

And I'll bust you
upside your head.

[instrumental music]

[chuckles]

Do you know, you have
the most beautiful smile?

It lights up the whole room.

Thank you, Michael,
you're fun to be with.

Mademoiselle..

...flowers from the gentleman.

Oh, Michael, that is so sweet,
you shouldn't have.

- I didn't.
- Oh!

Not that gentleman,
that gentleman.

Aha!

Sir, we're not gonna
have the same problem

we had last time, are we?

Nah, I'm chilling,
garcon. Peace.

- Thank you, sir.
- Ha-ha.

For this, you can
wreck the place.

You want my hand to fall off?

[snapping]

[exhaling]
Gina, Gina, Gina.

It's been a long time.

Martin, it was just last night.

Well...a night without you,
baby..

...is like an eternity.

[laughing]

Cigarette?

I don't smoke,
and neither do you.

I do now, Gina.

Since you left me..

...I might as well smoke,
get lung cancer and die.

[coughing]

Hi...my name is, Michael.

Do you two know each other?

This is my old boyfriend,
Martin.

Well then, maybe I should
leave you two alone.

No need to, Michael.
You won the woman.

Do you know what you have
in this woman here, Michael?

Yes, I've got a woman
who appreciates

the finer things in life.

And if I get the chance,
I'm gonna shower her..

...with nothing but the best.

Woo, woo-hoo
that was nice, Michael.

But what do you mean by
the finer things in life, man?

- Well...take tonight.
- 'Hm.'

- I picked her up in my 450 SL.
- 'Hm.'

Took her to
the finest restaurant.

And later on tonight we'll
drink some 20 year old cognac..

...in my neo-Italian
furnished apartment.

Wo-hoo, ha...damn, Michael!

You make me wanna go ga-ga.

Well...Michael,
I-I can't afford her all that.

All I could do is..

...light some candles.

Put on some Luther Vandross.

Ooh, ooh.

Draw up a nice hot bubble bath.

And then lay her down
on a nice soft bed

covered with rose petals.

And then, stare in her eyes..

...and she'll stare
back at me and go..

..."You go, boy."

But, I guess, that's not
the finer things in life.

Huh, Gina?

I'm gonna go to the men's room.

Get rid of him, Gina.

- Martin, what are you doing?
- Trying to win you back, Gina.

Now, wassup, babe, huh?

You don't want him,
you know you want me.

Oh, oh-okay.
So, it's like that.

I'm too late, huh?

I'll go.

Because if I stay,
I'll just get in your way.

So, I'll go,
but I'll think of you..

...every step of the way.

Bitter-sweet memories, Gina.

That's all I'm taking with me.

So, goodbye.

Don't you cry.

We both know..

...I'm not what you need.

♪ And I ♪

♪ Will always love you ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

♪ And I will always love you ♪

♪ And I will always love ♪

♪ You ♪♪

[indistinct chatter]

Yeah. Yeah.

[laughing]

- Oh, Martin.
- Look, look, Gina, baby, look.

Look, I'm sorry, babe,
this is all my fault.

- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry too, baby.

I-I-I know you're
different from me

but t-that's what
I love about you, babe.

- Let's not fight anymore.
- Hey, hey.

But if we don't fight,
we can't make up.

- That's right.
- Yeah, you know what, Martin.

- I have missed you so much.
- Yeah.

And I would rather fight
with you than just get along

with somebody that I don't love.

[screaming]

Ah...uh-hu-ha, we can..

Oh, damn.

- Um...w-w-we're sorry.
- We're sorry.

Uh, um, uh-ha.

- It's been a long time.
- It's been a while, you know.

Um, uh, u-u-uh,
garcon, garcon!

Uh, champagne for everybody,
man.

Okay, her partner that's in
the bathroom's paying for it.

We outta here.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

What?