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[bell ringing]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm down here
dealing with
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one of the little boys, yeah.
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Alright, I'll get back.
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So, you forgot your
locker key, huh, boy?
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Huh? You forget your head if it
wasn't attached to your body.
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Am I right?
Boy, I said, am I right?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Yeah, well, you guess so.
That's it, kid..
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Come on, kids.
Let's keep on walkin'.
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Let's get to class.
Come on, now.
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Let's get to class, boy.
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Come on, you little
butter ball. Let's go.
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This ain't no peep show.
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If it was,
your mother'll be here.
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Look here, boy. You what, seven
years old? You too damn big.
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I got some words for you.
Two words. Gym class.
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Alright, work it out, boy.
Alright, now let's go.
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Now back to you, boy.
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You see, I got my keys
attached to my belt.
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Now say it with me.
That's what you wanna do.
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- A..
- A..
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- ...ttach it..
- ...ttach it..
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- ...to ya belt.
- ...to ya belt.
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Attach it to ya belt.
It ain't funny, boy.
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- Attach it to ya belt.
- Attach it to ya belt.
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Alright, you laughin' and-and
sniggling and everything
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that's the problem
with you kids now.
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You sniggle
too damn much.
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Now, here. Here, boy.
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Look at that.
There, see how that opens.
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Well, it took you long enough.
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How's that, boy?
What you say?
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- I didn't say nothin'.
- I didn't think so, boy.
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You better learn
to respect your elders, boy.
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- Jerk.
- Jerk?
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You like to call me
a jerk, huh, boy?
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- I got to be jerk, huh, boy?
- Yeah.
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I got to be a jerk.
Well, jerk that.
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Huh, how's that?
How's that?
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Who's a jerk now, boy? Huh?
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[kid screaming]
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Hey, how you doin',
little kid?
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I love the kids.
I love, oh, I love the kids.
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Go to school.
Get education.
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Mind's a terrible thing.
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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- Yo, Cole.
- Huh?
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You sure you know
what you doin', man?
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Mm-hm I know
exactly what I'm doin'.
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There, alright.
Boom, check it out.
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Fifty seven channels.
All for free.
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Oh, so you hook me?
You hook me? Alright. Okay.
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(J.J)
'Dy-no-mite!'
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'Dy-no-mite!'
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'Dy-no-mite!'
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Yo, man, it's 57 channels
of "Good Times."
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[chuckles]
Yeah, I know.
It is great right?
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Hey, yo. Yo, yo,
check out that Esther Rolle.
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Baby got it goin' on,
don't she?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Martin.
Whose is this?
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- What?
- Whose is this?
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I don't know, Gina.
It ain't mine.
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Are you cheatin'
on me, Martin?
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Yes, Gina.
I'm datin' the weather girls.
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Cole.
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Have you been here
with Big Shirley again?
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Sorry about that, Gina.
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Martin, seriously though.
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Too many of your friends have
keys to your apartment.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Gina, my partner is here.
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You know what,
it's a good thing I trust you
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'cause I could open
a Victoria's Secret
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with the stuff
I find around here.
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Hey, hey, hey. Victoria.
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Alright, If it's this damn big,
it ain't no secret.
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[knock on door]
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Oh, who is that?
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It's probably somebody
you don't know
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or else
they'd have a key.
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- Oh, oh, oh.
- Ha.
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- You mean, like a jockie joke.
- Ha ha.
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Well, it's probably
one of my women.
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Hold that.
I hope it's Esther Rolle.
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Look here, woman, I told you,
don't come over here, huh?
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Not while Gina's here.
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Oh, they know about us now,
girlfriend.
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- Hi, Tommy.
- What's up, bro?
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Yo, man, what's up?
Like that coat.
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Thanks a lot.
Blue light special.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, hey, Martin, look.
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We havin' a career day down at
the school and I was wondering
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if you'd like to come
down and talk to the kids.
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- I don't know about that.
- Now, you should do it, Martin.
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I mean, I remember when
we went to school for career day
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all we had was
this janitor leanin'
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against a-a broom
talkin' about..
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[coughing]
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"You don't wanna
end up like me."
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Yeah, Martin, you should do it.
Kids need a role model.
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Maybe you're right,
I guess, now that
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Cosby's a has been,
it's up to me.
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Ya betcha life.
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Yeah, man, I'd do it too.
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- Do what?
- Speak at the school, Tommy.
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Come on, I wanna be
a role model too.
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Besides, kids
love to fly airplanes.
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Yeah, but you don't fly it, man.
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You, you scrub 'em.
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Yeah, I know. That's
that damn janitor's fault.
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That's why I got to go down
there and save these kids.
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Oh, Martin,
you will never guess
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who is teachin'
the eighth grade now.
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- Who?
- Miss Trinidad.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- Ms. Trinidad.
- Ms. Trinidad?
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Hey, Cole, who
are they talkin' about?
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Ms. Trinidad.
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She was my third grade teacher
and my first girlfriend.
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Ah, you mean
your first crush?
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No, I meant my first girlfriend.
Just what I said.
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We had a progressive school.
I could've got with her too.
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Yo, boom, here it is.
Fixed it up.
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All the cartoon
channels for free.
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[woman moaning]
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Cole, this can't be right, man.
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Well, if it's wrong,
I don't wanna be right.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, class.
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It's time to welcome our two
speakers today for career day.
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Martin Payne and Cole Brown.
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Alright, yeah.
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Yeah, alright, alright.
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"I work for the airlines.
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"The pay is good.
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I like it. The end."
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Alright, man,
where do you live?
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With my mother.
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Man, you are so pitiful.
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- Boys, be nice.
- Oops, sorry, Ms. Trinidad.
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You, you go ahead.
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Alright, alright,
check it out, bro.
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Man, what kind of car
you driving?
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[chuckles]
Got me a '79 Pacer.
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[laughing]
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Hey, yo, what is wrong with you?
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And I got the chin on it,
you know.
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Hey, y'all, you know..
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Y'all don't know nothin'
about that scene.
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Y'all don't know.
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'Cause y'all ride
a big, yellow schoolbus.
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, brah,
you know what I'm sayin'?
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Look, I like the Pacer.
You know what I'm sayin'?
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When can I ride the Pacer
one more time? I love the Pacer.
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And, uh, next..
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...I'm pleased to present
one of my favorite students
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and the voice of Detroit Radio,
Martin Payne.
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[hooting]
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Consider that.
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What's up? What's up, yo?
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Hey, before you start, what kind
of car are you driving?
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[scoffs]
What kinda..
What you think?
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Uh, I got me a Mercedes,
you know.
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Mercedes 500, you know.
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On the weekends,
I drive a Ferrari.
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Yeah, now them a couple
of cars, Cole Brown.
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Hey, look,
check this out, alright.
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Best thing about my job?
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I only work
three hours a day. Ha ha!
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Yeah, that's like exactly
what I wanna do when I grow up.
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So y'all hirin' down there,
what's up?
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Uh, partner, you need
to be gettin' it..
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You need to get
into your books right now.
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Oh, so what you're
sayin' is that
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you don't want to
give me a job.
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No, I'm sayin' you gotta
graduate high school first, man.
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Hey, check it out, man,
help the little brother out.
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Give him a job.
He's just trying to get paid.
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What do you mean give, man?
You gotta earn, partner.
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Oh, I get it. You ain't
got no juice then, huh?
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[bell rings]
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I, I got juice.
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[mumbling]
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- What?
- What? What?
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Y'all better go
on 'bout y'all business.
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Before somebody gettin' hurt.
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Okay, outta here. Everybody.
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Out.
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- 'Let's go.'
- Alright.
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Thank you,
Mr. Brown and Mr. Payne.
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Kids, let's give 'em
a round of applause.
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Y'all come back
when you're hirin'.
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Ain't nothin' changed
in this school, man?
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Yeah, you still gettin'
beat up by eight graders.
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- Later, Ms. Trinidad.
- Martin, Martin.
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- Yo, I'll catch up.
- Alright.
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I am really so sorry
at how this turned out.
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Yeah, well.
No, don't worry about it.
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Alright, Ms. Trinidad.
Young'uns will be young'uns.
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How about we get
somethin' to eat?
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It's been a long time.
We can talk and catch up.
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Oh, yeah. Fine. Hey, fine.
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I ain't got nothing to do.
I'll like that.
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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- Ms. Trinidad.
- Hmm.
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Have I really changed
since the third grade?
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No, you're still the same.
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But, you know what?
Your ears got smaller.
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Oh, yeah, well,
other things got bigger.
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[instrumental music]
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Yeah.
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- Oh.
- Woo!
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Oh, thank you for letting me
use your phone, Martin.
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I'll only be a minute.
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Oh, come on.
Now, come on now.
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That's no problem.
And don't you rush.
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Lemme get that coat.
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[both chuckle]
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Woo-hoo!
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Yeah, Ms. Trinidad.
Mm-mm-mm.
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- Dinner was wonderful, Martin.
- Was it?
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00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,690
Well, guess what,
you get to keep the Batman Cup
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00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,233
but for limited time only.
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00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,943
[both laugh]
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Yeah. Just sit on down here.
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00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,988
Now you know what,
I'm just so sorry
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you didn't get a chance
to meet Gina.
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It's a shame
she had to work.
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00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,244
Well, look, can I get you
a little somethin'?
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- White wine would be nice.
- White wine?
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Wait a minute, you ain't
no alcoholic, are you?
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[both laugh]
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00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,962
Just say no.
Throw that away.
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00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,714
Uh, no. I will
get you that wine.
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Look here.
The phone's right here, okay?
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White wine comin'
up for Ms. Trinidad.
242
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,681
Not too much.
I lose my head when I drink.
243
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,016
What?
244
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,435
Well, then you gettin'
the whole bottle.
245
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,814
- Nope, no messages.
- 'Ah.'
246
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,653
Ooh-oo-hoo.
247
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,198
Ooh!
248
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:02,787
[clears throat]
Little dark in here, ain't it?
249
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,873
- Isn't it?
- Isn't it?
250
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:08,293
[laughs]
Ms. Trinidad, always workin'.
251
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,004
Always workin'. Yeah.
252
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,339
[laughs]
253
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,715
Woo-hoo.
254
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,926
Are you gonna smell that? Yeah.
255
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,136
Woo!
256
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,473
Alright, here we go.
257
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,224
Alright.
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
258
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,186
Don't you gulp that.
Be up here belchin'
259
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:29,898
Ugh, that would be nasty,
Miss Trinidad.
260
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,983
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
261
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,280
[squeals]
262
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,119
You know, Martin.
263
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,791
Yeah.
264
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,960
- I never miss your show.
- Is that right?
265
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:54,130
Oh, you must have
so many women after you.
266
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:57,884
Yeah, I do alright.
But you are the one though.
267
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,887
Oh man, everybody loves
Ms. Trinidad.
268
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,014
I had such a crush on you.
269
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,225
- Did you?
- Oh, most definitely.
270
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,185
See, I used to sit
right in the front row.
271
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,729
So I remember how you
used to sit on your desk, right?
272
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:13,233
And you would cross
your leg like bam, right?
273
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:16,361
And you had a little piece
of thigh that would stick out.
274
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,904
A real smooth baby thigh.
275
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,572
And even though I was
a little young boy
276
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,783
I wanted to touch that thigh.
277
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,327
Blam!
278
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,079
Drove us crazy!
279
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,539
[laughs]
280
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,333
You mean...like this.
281
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,338
[exclaiming]
282
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,138
Yes, yes. That is it.
283
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,890
And I remember
how you would take the erasers
284
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,435
and you'd bang him
together like bow, bow.
285
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,229
Oh!
286
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:56,276
- Oh, I love my job.
- We all love Ms. Trinidad.
287
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,486
Even though it was
tough being a kid.
288
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,280
[both laugh]
289
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:05,452
You're not a kid
anymore, Martin.
290
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:06,995
No, no.
291
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:10,915
You are a grown man.
292
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,502
[giggling]
293
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:22,093
Miss, Miss Trinidad,
that's my knee.
294
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,807
It's a start, isn't it?
295
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,267
Yeah, yeah.
296
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,519
- No.
- Come on, Martin.
297
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,104
No-no-no.
What are you doing?
298
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,315
Come on, Martin.
We both want this.
299
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,524
Oh, no, we both..
300
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,069
Ah! No.
301
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,029
No-no-no.
No, we don't.
302
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,822
Listen, Ms. Trinidad,
Ms. Trinidad.
303
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,824
You taught me how
to add and subtract.
304
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:48,995
And now I'm gonna teach you
how to divide and multiply.
305
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:54,125
Hey, hey, Ms. Trinidad.
I got a woman.
306
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,210
Shh!
307
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,295
She doesn't have to know.
308
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:16,398
I'm going to eat you alive.
309
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,025
Ms. Trinidad..
310
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,486
Ms. Trinidad. Mummy.
311
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,490
Oh.
312
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,998
Hey, baby.
313
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,501
Wh-what's up?
314
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,421
[instrumental music]
315
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,591
[instrumental music]
316
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,137
Excuse me.
317
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,346
Wait, wait,
wait, baby.
318
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,349
Wait, Gina.
Let me explain.
319
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,518
Let you explain?
320
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,690
I am so sorry.
321
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:02,193
[sighs]
Thank you. Woo!
322
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,614
I had no idea
Martin had a girlfriend.
323
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,074
What?
324
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,412
He never mentioned you.
325
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,621
What?
326
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,708
- Is that so?
- No, that is not so.
327
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,461
I would've never
let him kiss me.
328
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:24,049
Oh, damn!
329
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,550
Baby, she's lyin'.
330
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,886
She was all up over me, Gina,
on the counter. Muah-muah--
331
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,221
I am so embarrassed.
I better be going.
332
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,352
Martin didn't tell me.
I feel so, oops, used.
333
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:39,064
I am really sorry.
I am very sorry.
334
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,236
Did she..
335
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,031
Like I unbuttoned that.
336
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,949
- Baby, she's lyin'.
- I don't wanna hear it.
337
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,409
I'm gone. I trusted you.
338
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,995
Wait, wait, wait, baby.
Wait, wait, wait.
339
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,580
Okay, wait. Whoa, whoa.
340
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,084
- You're taking her side?
- I know what I saw, Martin.
341
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,087
Well, who're you gonna believe.
Me or your own eyes?
342
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:07,092
Gina, do you know who that was?
343
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,469
That was Ms. Trinidad.
My third grade teacher.
344
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,263
Oh, Martin, you could do
better than that.
345
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,765
Look, I'm not lyin',
I can't help it
346
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:17,102
if the woman
got it goin' on, Gina.
347
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,771
So what was
Ms. Trinidad doin' here?
348
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,440
Nothin', I-I took her to dinner
and we came up here and--
349
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,527
You took her to dinner?
You went on a date?
350
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,613
No, I took her to McDonalds.
That's not a date.
351
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,032
What do you think?
I'm stupid, Martin?
352
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,742
No, I do not think
you're stupid.
353
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,452
- Yes, you do.
- Gina.
354
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,163
You know what, right now
I think you're being stupid.
355
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,541
Look, wait, wait.
356
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,668
Wait, wait, baby.
357
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,086
Wait, think, think.
358
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,879
You're smarter than that.
Think, okay?
359
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,381
Think, Gina. Alright.
360
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,924
Would I be dumb enough
to bring a woman
361
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,426
up here knowing
you got the key?
362
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,804
Even though you knew
I was workin' late, Martin?
363
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,223
Wrong. You are so wrong.
364
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,559
I'm wrong? I'm.. Look at..
365
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,811
I'm wrong?
How am I wrong, Martin?
366
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,646
Gina, because
if I was gonna cheat on you
367
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,315
I'd have took a woman
over to Tommy's.
368
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,323
Is that where you usually go?
369
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:13,742
No.
370
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,996
Baby, come on, stop. Stop.
371
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,499
Come on. Come on.
Stop it now. Come on.
372
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,335
Come on. Stop, baby.
373
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,713
[keys clink]
374
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,465
Goodbye, Martin.
375
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,930
Hey! Hey..
376
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,516
Oh, damn!
377
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,143
If I knew all
this was gonna happen
378
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,520
I should have got some.
379
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,440
[upbeat music]
380
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:51,112
Look, Tommy, I wasn't kissing
another woman, man. Alright.
381
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,364
Why don't Gina trust me?
382
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,782
Okay, I got plenty of chances
383
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,200
to cheat on her if I want.
384
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,701
I gettin' it
thrown at me all day.
385
00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,580
And what did I do?
I just block it. Bow bow bow.
386
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,750
Bow. Bow.
387
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,461
You know, I know what you're
talking about. Me too.
388
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,381
What do you mean, me too?
You don't even have a woman.
389
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,965
Yeah, what would you call
Big Shirley, Martin?
390
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,885
Plenty, behind your back.
391
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:18,014
I'm sorry, man. I am just
hurt right now, alright.
392
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:21,393
Look, man, you brothers ever
have a teacher come on to you?
393
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,645
My Sunday school teacher.
394
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,773
Man, she taught me
the true meaning
395
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,234
of the word "missionary."
396
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,238
Oh, yeah. One teacher
make a pass at me.
397
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,073
You know what?
I remember that.
398
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,409
They fired him, right?
399
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,714
So, um..
400
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,260
- What's up, man?
- I'll tell you what's up.
401
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,511
I'm going back
to the school
402
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,263
and I'm gonna
talk to Miss Trinidad.
403
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,348
- Good luck, brother.
- No, partner, alright.
404
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,766
She cost me my lady.
405
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,560
She's the one who's
gonna need the luck.
406
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,103
Y'all, catch up
with you all later.
407
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,312
- 'Alright.'
- I apologize, man.
408
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,314
- Alright.
- Alright now.
409
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,234
Thank God, I never thought
he would leave.
410
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,444
[woman moaning on T.V.]
411
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,946
Give me that.
Give me that!
412
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,329
[upbeat music]
413
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,837
Shake it, Miss Trinidad,
but don't break it.
414
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,132
Martin.
415
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,800
I knew you'd be back.
416
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,636
Hey, hey, look, Miss Trinidad.
What's up with you?
417
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,555
Why'd you lie like that
last night?
418
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:43,058
When I was eight, you taught me
that lying was wrong.
419
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,351
Now, you go sit
in the corner
420
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,810
'cause you ain't right,
Miss Trinidad.
421
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:49,230
- You're not right.
- What's not right, Martin?
422
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,566
It's not like
you're married or something.
423
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:55,362
We're both consenting adults.
We're both at our sexual peaks.
424
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,782
Aye-aye-aye, look.
Aye aye, look.
425
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,994
Would you stop, okay?
426
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,537
Before I call
the principal on you.
427
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,956
I'm telling you, I'll call
the principal on your ass.
428
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,333
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
429
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,001
I love it
when you talk dirty.
430
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:13,338
Would, would you stop?
Stop! Okay.
431
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,800
Don't you find me
attractive, Martin?
432
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,928
You alright.
433
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,098
Look, Miss Trinidad,
alright. I have a woman.
434
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,017
I am in love with my lady,
but if she goes down
435
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,228
in a plane crash..
436
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,854
...you'd be the first I'll call.
437
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,858
Martin, don't fight this.
Don't you want me?
438
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,860
No, bitch, I want you.
439
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:39,948
Gina!
440
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,534
That's right. Gina!
441
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,620
And how did you know
my name was Gina?
442
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,372
Last night you called me
by my name before
443
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,874
Martin even mentioned it.
444
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:53,044
I never realized it
till I got home.
445
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,380
So, that makes you a liar.
446
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,552
And if there's one thing
that I hate..
447
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,389
...more than a liar
448
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,809
is a liar who tryin'
to steal my man.
449
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,811
So, you go near Martin again,
I'm gonna hurt you.
450
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,689
- You got that, girlfriend?
- Aye-Aye, ha ha.
451
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,943
Hey. Wow. Baby.
452
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,404
Alright. Forget it.
453
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,906
Honey, he ain't worth
all that.
454
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:22,866
Isn't?
455
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,410
I isn't worth all that,
Miss Trinidad.
456
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,248
Baby. You go, girl.
457
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,292
Put your clothes on,
you coming down
458
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,210
to school with a bag to fight.
459
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:36,755
That's right. Nobody messes
with my man but me.
460
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,214
[chuckles]
461
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,967
Hey, Martin, I'm sorry.
462
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:45,430
I didn't trust you.
I acted like a jerk.
463
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,516
- Uh, no, you didn't, babe.
- Ah, yes, I did.
464
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,603
Yes, yes, yes, you did.
465
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:54,147
You know what, after all I said,
I wouldn't have blamed you
466
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,609
if you had gone back
and slept with that woman.
467
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,569
Now, you're telling me?
468
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:02,614
Hey, hey, hey,
where are you goin'?
469
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,283
- I'll go see Miss Trinidad.
- Oh, no, you will not.
470
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:08,286
- But you said it's alright.
- No, don't even try it.
471
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,497
- But you're secure.
- No.
472
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,916
But look, I'm only gonna
be a minute. You know that.
473
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,419
[upbeat music]
474
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:24,969
To your belt, boy.
475
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,681
Oh, you, you gonna laugh,
huh? You just hah.
476
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:31,267
You little kid like
to sniggle all the damn time.
477
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,603
Yeah, Martin's..
478
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,487
(Martin)
'You should've
let us keep going.'
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