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Some people
you never forget.
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That includes Penny Cooper.
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The ugliest girl
in the ninth grade.
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And I don't like to
call people ugly.
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But-but anyway.
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Prom day was comin'
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and no one
had asked Penny Cooper.
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And I didn't think
that was right
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so I walked right up to her
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looked her
in her wondering eye..
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...and I said, "Penny Cooper
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would you be my date
for the prom?"
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she thought for a second
and said
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"Please, with those ears?
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"I mean, do you think
I would be caught
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date with Dumbo?"
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That's when I learned
a valuable lesson that day.
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That if I'm gonna be insulted
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I rather be insulted by
a tall Nubian princess
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than an old buck tooth
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baited Penny Cooper.
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So, Penny, if you're out there
I'm just wondering
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did you shave the hair
off your back yet?
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[theme song]
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin Lawrence ♪
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How y'all feel?
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin Lawrence ♪
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♪ Yo ♪
♪ He's so crazy ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin Lawrence ♪
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How y'all feel?
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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- Martin.
- Yeah, baby.
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Why are you saving
all these "Playboys"
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and "Player" magazines?
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Hmm? Oh, no, no.
Those-those are not mine.
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It was here when I moved in,
babe.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, girl, what do I need
with some paper women
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when I got a real live
flesh-and-blood fantasy here?
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And you're all mine, girl.
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- Oh, baby. That's so sweet.
- That's right.
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I'm throwing them out.
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I got more in the car.
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I'm just playing.
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[knock on door]
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Just playing.
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- Yo.
- What's up, man?
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- Man, what's going on?
- Hey, hey.
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Hey, Gene. What's up?
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What's up, man? I thought
we was gonna play some ball.
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Oh, no, no, I can't today.
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You know,
there's an airport emergency.
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All the janitors
have to report in.
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- Was there an accident?
- I'll say.
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Two hundred and fifty one people
on a plane from Mexico City.
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They had some bad chili.
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You know,
then they hit an air pocket
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boom, beans everywhere.
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So, Martin,
what do you say, man?
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We gonna shoot hoop today
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or are you still
working on your show?
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Oh, I'm with that. But, yo, you
gotta listen to the show today.
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Guess who I'm interviewing?
Keith Washington.
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Keith?
You're interviewing Keith?
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Why didn't you tell me?
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[imitating Gina]
Keith, uh..
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You know what?
You women kill me.
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A brother sings
a love song
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you think he's singing
to you personally
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and then you call him
by his first name.
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No. Keith and I
grew up together.
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We sang in the same
church choir.
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We even went out
a little while.
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I can't believe
he didn't call me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Babe.
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What's "a while?"
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I don't know.
About three months or something.
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Three moths? Why didn't you
tell me about him?
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Because, Martin,
I think it's tacky
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bringing up old relationships.
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Plus, it just makes
the other person uncomfortable.
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Pfft. Uncomfortable?
Who's uncomfortable?
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Who's Keith Washington
anyway?
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A good-looking, rich brother
that can sing. So what?
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Well, he ain't
no chubby checker.
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Oh, ain't there some stinky
airplane somewhere
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with your name on it?
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Don't worry, baby. You have
nothing to be jealous of.
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You're my one and only.
You know that.
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Jealous?
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Nah, if anybody's jealous,
it's you.
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- I'm jealous?
- That's right.
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Of what, Martin?
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Of all the women
I didn't tell you about.
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Oh, Really? Like who?
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I'm not gonna tell you, Gina.
That's tacky.
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Well, you don't have to
because they keep calling here.
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Ow, baby. Whatever.
Look, look, babe.
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So will I see you
at your party tonight?
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You know you will.
You looking all good.
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You go, boy.
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Never mind.
I'll see you there.
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Hey, why don't you guys stop by.
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I'm having a party
for some out-of-town clients.
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- Alright. Cool.
- Alright. See you later.
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- Hey, tell Pam I said--
- Okay, Cole.
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- Yeah.
- Alright, baby.
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Yo. Keith Washington.
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That's some serious
competition, man.
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Nah, nah. I mean, I'm sure
nothing happened between them.
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You heard her what she said.
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They only dated, you know,
three months.
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[laughing]
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What y'all laughing at, man?
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I don't know about you, right,
but if she was my woman
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by three months,
she'd have had my baby.
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[laughing]
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Hey, I'm sure they was
just friends, alright?
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Yeah, right.
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Look, man, I don't have any
girls for friends, alright?
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Cole, you don't have
any men for friends.
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[laughing]
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Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
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Why you always
gotta dog me, Tommy?
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Why you gotta dog me, Tommy?
Why can't..
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Why don't you just dog Martin?
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'Cause Martin has a talk show
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and a steady girlfriend.
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So?
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So there's no material.
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Now, you, on the other hand
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vacuum vomit off the ceiling
of airplanes
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and you live
with your mama.
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What are
we supposed to do?
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I-I see your point.
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I mean,
it's-it's noth-nothing personal.
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Okay, Okay.
I'm sorry I brought it up.
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You know, you're right.
My man, give me love.
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Alright. Come on, Martin,
give me love.
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Y'all go ahead, man.
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I'm thinking about
something right now.
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Oh, damn. This is serious.
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[instrumental music]
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Huh. What's up?
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What up? What up?
Hey! Hey!
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This is Shawn McDermott,
the radio hermit.
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Talk to me, Detroit.
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"Whoa-ho, yo, Shawn man.
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I think you're a really
dynamic radio engineer."
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Oh, get out of here.
Well, thanks, man.
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"Yeah, but why is it
that your boss
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be dogging you all the time?"
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Well, um..
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...that's-that's because
he's a stupid idiot.
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[laughing]
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What's up?
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"Shawn?" Yeah.
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"I'm a very beautiful woman,
Shawn."
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Oh. Hmm.
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"And right now,
I'm wearing pink lipstick.."
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Mm.
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"White fishnet
stockings.."
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Huh.
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"And pumps."
Oh. Oh, wow.
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So, uh,
what is it you want?
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I want you to get up
out of my chair, Shawn.
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I, uh, I was just checking
to make sure that it was working
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and, uh, yeah,
it's all just fine.
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Shawn, you..
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There's places you can go
for that, man.
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Shawn, you've been using too
much paper in the men's room.
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Man, I 'm watching you.
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- What?
- Did you buy those CDs?
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Yeah, I got 'em right here,
boss.
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Well, spread them around, Shawn.
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I want this dump looking like
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a respected top-40 station, man.
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- Okay.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Boss man, is this another
one of your scams?
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Is that how you got me
the interview
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of Keith Washington, man?
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Okay, Martin, so I lied
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about the station's ratings
and the format.
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He'll never know, Martin.
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One thing I know
about these singers, man
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they're not too bright.
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Look, Martin, if somebody
didn't write down
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their lyrics for them,
they'd be singing instrumentals.
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Think about that,
Martin.
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And, uh, are you ready
for the interview, man?
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Oh, yeah. I'm ready for him.
I got lots of questions for him.
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- Okay.
- Hi, I'm Keith Washington.
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Keith, Keith, Keith,
Keith, Keith, Keith.
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My main man.
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Welcome to WZUP
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where we're all music
all the time, man.
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Really, I was listening to
the station on my ride home
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and all I heard was talk.
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Well, welcome to WZUP
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where we are mostly music
some of the time.
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Oh, and here's our all-talk
and all-singing DJ
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Martin Payne.
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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Uh..
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Ah, Martin, I'm gonna go outside
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and check
on my toiletries.
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Martin,
it's nice to meet you.
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Who you doing, man?
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I mean,
how you doing?
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I'm doing good.
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So what you want
to talk about?
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Why, is there something special
you wanna tell me?
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No, not particularly.
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Well, since you're from Detroit
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I thought we'd talk about
your musical roots here.
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You know, who you listened to,
who you sang with
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uh, old girlfriends
you never got over
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stuff like that.
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Hey, Martin, you're on
in five, four, three, two..
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What up? What up? Whazzup?
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Yo, this is the insane,
profane Martin Payne
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kicking it with my special guest
Keith Washington.
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What up?
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I'm so glad to be on the show,
man.
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Keith is in town
to promote his album
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but I 'm sure all
your fans wanna know
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when will you
be leaving, man?
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- Tomorrow morning.
- Oh, man.
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Maybe you better leave
right after the show.
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I mean, you know,
how crowded
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those airports can get, right?
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Yeah, I think about that.
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Can we talk
about my album?
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Oh. Yeah, you're right,
let's talk about your album.
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I, I'm especially interested
in knowing
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how do you come up
with the material
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for some of your songs?
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But I'm especially interested
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in three songs.
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"Baby, I'm Back."
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"Begin Again."
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and "That Man Will Never
Love You The Way I Loved You."
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Who were you talking about,
Keith?
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Every woman that
I've loved and lost.
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You know, I've never gotten over
any of them.
255
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,752
You pretty boys
are so smooth, huh?
256
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,296
I bet women always fall
all over you brothers
257
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,925
especially women
in church choirs, huh?
258
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,846
Why, why are you talking about
women in church choirs?
259
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,472
I'm not,
but since you brought it up
260
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,350
let's talk about church choir.
261
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,269
There are some good, sweet,
wholesome girls
262
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,395
in those church choirs.
263
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,731
Um, ever sleep
with any, Keith?
264
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,735
No, I don't get physically
involved with any woman
265
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,070
unless there's
a real relationship.
266
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,740
And how long does it take
for you to develop
267
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,116
this real relationship?
268
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,869
Is it one month,
two months, two and a half
269
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,787
two and three weeks, uh,
what?
270
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,247
Look, I don't have
any hard rules.
271
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,832
Ahh, ballpark figure.
272
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,667
I don't know.
Two months.
273
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,045
Two months?
274
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,130
So by three months,
you've already..
275
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,798
We gotta break for commercial.
We gotta..
276
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,217
We got to break
for commercial.
277
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,844
Man, what kind of
interview is this?
278
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,930
Hey, man, I'm just asking
questions people wanna know.
279
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,474
Why, you got
something to hide?
280
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,600
Something from your past, man?
281
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,852
What? No.
282
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,605
But you did stir up
some memories.
283
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:32,317
I remember there was one
fine sister in my church choir.
284
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,945
I mean, she had lips, hips
285
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,823
and she had
all of that, pal.
286
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,202
And I promised myself
287
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,996
one day I'm gonna
come back for her.
288
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,374
Yeah, I got to find her.
289
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,710
Thanks.
290
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,300
[instrumental music]
291
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,183
- Hey, Gina.
- Hey.
292
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,518
What's up, babe?
How you doin'?
293
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:09,979
Nice party.
Where's the beer keg?
294
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,148
We don't have one, Cole.
295
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,317
Okay. Well, no problem.
I'll take care of that.
296
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,236
Excuse me, everybody!
297
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,530
Yo, check this out.
I'm going for a beer run.
298
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,864
Alright, ante up.
299
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,700
Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole.
300
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,535
What are you doing, man?
301
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,328
It's not
that kind of party.
302
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,790
For free?
303
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,085
Sorry about that.
He's not too well.
304
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,713
But y-you look nice.
Have a nice evening, Okay.?
305
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,339
Hey, hey, Martin,
what's up, man?
306
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:40,385
Ah, you know, I'm...just dealing
with some heavy stuff
307
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,013
right now, Tommy, you know,
but, uh, I'm cool.
308
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,223
Really, well,
w-what's up, man?
309
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,728
I found out Gina and Keith
had a serious relationship, man.
310
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,229
What are you
talking about?
311
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:55,191
He wants her back.
I think Gina's gonna go for it.
312
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:58,361
Martin, brother, look,
there's nothing going on.
313
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,071
It's in the past.
Just leave it alone.
314
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,615
Well, he on the radio today
he practically admitted
315
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,284
that Gina was his love slave.
316
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,579
Martin, I heard the show today.
He didn't say that at all.
317
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,997
Man, shut up, Tommy.
318
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,291
Look, the man's got the fever,
alright?
319
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,376
He's practically on fire.
Alright?
320
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,087
And he admitted he was gonna
look Gina up, man.
321
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,797
Do you know
what that means, Tommy?
322
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,174
- What?
- Damn it!
323
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,801
Do I have to
spell it out for you?
324
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:25,055
They're going
to get married, man.
325
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,890
You're crazy, Martin.
You're crazy, man.
326
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,600
- Oh, I'm cra--
- Yes.
327
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:29,976
Look, look, look.
328
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,895
I'm crazy?
You're right, Tommy.
329
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,272
I'm crazy,
just like Mrs. Lionel Richie.
330
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,819
And I'm gonna
kick somebody's ass.
331
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,947
Keith, it is so good
to see you.
332
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,324
I bet it is.
333
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,992
Martin, I didn't expect to
see you here.
334
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,203
- I bet you didn't.
- Keith. Keith.
335
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,121
Why don't you go get yourself
something to drink, okay?
336
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,123
Great idea.
I can use a little something.
337
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,209
- What? Wha--
- Martin.
338
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,963
- What is your problem?
- What's he doing here, Gina?
339
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,924
Martin, I told you,
he's an old friend.
340
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,218
He called me this afternoon.
And I invited him over.
341
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,636
Martin, you cannot
react like this
342
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,970
with every old boyfriend
of mine.
343
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,681
Well, yeah?
Well, then watch me, Gina.
344
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,140
Watch you?
345
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,434
Right now, I don't even
wanna know you.
346
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,355
- Gina, Gina, come here, girl.
- What?
347
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,774
You have got to introduce me
to Keith Washington.
348
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,442
- He is fierce.
- Sure, Pam.
349
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,318
But don't get excited.
350
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,778
'Cause he meets
hundreds of women.
351
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,947
Oh. But he's never met Pam.
Okay?
352
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,573
Just be quiet,
go introduce us
353
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,616
and leave the rest to me.
354
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:27,659
Okay.
355
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,285
Girl, here he come.
356
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,833
Keith, uh, this is
my best friend Pam.
357
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,168
Oh, hi, Pam. Keith.
358
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,170
So you're friends
with Gina, huh?
359
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,882
Are you gonna shake my hand
all night?
360
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,719
Ah, Keith.
Sorry, excuse me.
361
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,387
Girl, that went so smooth.
362
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,180
- What?
- Look.
363
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,016
Pass this out
to some of the guests, alright?
364
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,977
Go-go over there,
way over there, farther.
365
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,896
[groans]
366
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,106
- Gina.
- Yes.
367
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,858
You have some great friends.
368
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,193
Now I know
why I left Detroit.
369
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,405
Gina, what
a happening party.
370
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,116
I mean,
everyone's getting down.
371
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:11,161
Whoa, introduce me to
your famous friend here.
372
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:15,040
Um, Keith. This is Bob
from the research department.
373
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,459
What's happening?
Alright. Alright.
374
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,295
You know what?
I have a big problem, man.
375
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,173
I had to make her
introduce you to me.
376
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,591
What does that mean, Keith?
377
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,635
That means I don't know you.
And why?
378
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,430
Because right now
your career's right about here.
379
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,015
Alright?
You want to go here, don't you?
380
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,725
I'm sure you do.
'Cause everyone does, man.
381
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,978
In order to get here,
you need the hammer pants, man.
382
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,064
Hammer! Hammer!
383
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,523
Hammer! Hammer!
384
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,859
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah.
385
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,736
Hey, that was freaky, whoa.
386
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,072
Look at the bod
on that chick.
387
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,532
Excuse me.
Think about what I said.
388
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,786
Look at her, man.
389
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,288
She used to look
at me like that.
390
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,748
All you have to do
is know to sing
391
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,249
and women fall all over you, man
392
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,252
no matter
what you look like.
393
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,130
But he's good-looking, Martin.
394
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,548
I mean, the brother's
got a great voice
395
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,800
and he's good-looking.
396
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,927
And he's got a great
personality, too, you know.
397
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,138
Oh, oh, now everybody's in love
with Keith.
398
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,516
Go ahead, laugh, pretty boy.
Laugh.
399
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,477
Hey, Gina, get Keith
to sing something for us.
400
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,854
Oh, yeah. Please, Keith.
Come on. Come on.
401
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,064
Please, please, please.
402
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,107
Okay, okay, okay.
403
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,483
- I'll do it.
- Okay.
404
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,568
Okay, everybody, can I have
your attention please?
405
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,905
I'd like to introduce
an old friend of Gina's
406
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,699
and a new friend of mine..
407
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,078
...Keith Washington.
408
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,955
- Yay!
- Alright.
409
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,540
[applauding]
410
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,874
Thank you. Thank you.
411
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:43,086
You all may not notice but Gina
and I used to sing together.
412
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:46,756
We used to do a lot of
great things together, too.
413
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,633
'Alright.
Gina, I can't do this alone.'
414
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,677
- Would you do this with me?
- Oh, Keith.
415
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,137
Yeah, you know, matter of fact,
this is one of our
416
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,265
favorite duets
from the old days.
417
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,684
"The closer I get to you."
418
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:07,444
♪ The closer
I get to you ♪
419
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:14,200
♪ The more you make me see ♪
420
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:21,082
♪ By giving me
all you got baby ♪
421
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:25,170
♪ Your love has captured me ♪
422
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,256
♪ Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah ♪
423
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,509
♪ Sweeter and sweeter
love grows ♪
424
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,804
♪ And heaven's there
for tho-o-ose ♪
425
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:38,350
♪ Who fool
the tricks of time ♪
426
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,893
♪ With a heart of love ♪
427
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,438
♪ Divine true love ♪
428
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:49,736
♪ In a special way ♪
429
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,031
My brother, I know exactly
what you're feeling.
430
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,825
I've always
loved that song.
431
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,620
I-I just never felt comfortable
about expressing myself
432
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,705
until you
showed me the way.
433
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,503
Cole, you're stupid.
434
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,216
♪ Over and over again ♪
435
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,134
♪ I try to tell myself ♪
436
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,719
♪ That we ♪
♪ That we ♪
437
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:18,139
♪ Could never be
more than friends ♪
438
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,101
♪ And all the while
inside I knew ♪
439
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,353
♪ You're the one ♪
♪ Baby ♪
440
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:26,064
♪ Oh you made me feel ♪
441
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,400
[scatting]
442
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,694
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
443
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:34,322
♪ The closer
I get to you ♪
444
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:38,827
♪ Ooh baby
the more you make me see ♪
445
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,578
Me, too.
446
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:45,792
♪ Growing closer
as sweet as the gravity ♪
447
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,168
♪ Yeah ♪♪
448
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,295
[cheering]
449
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,888
What's wrong
with that guy?
450
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,266
Oh, he is weird.
451
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,727
Martin is my boyfriend.
Didn't he tell you?
452
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,895
That would make sense.
453
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,981
You know, I was talking about
Janet from the choir
454
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,441
on his radio show, right.
455
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,151
And he must have thought
I was talking about you.
456
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,737
- Oh.
- 'Cause he started tripping.
457
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,280
Keith!
458
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,409
Yeah, man.
459
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,453
You may have won
round one
460
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,497
but I'mma go the distance,
'cause I love Gina, man.
461
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,624
So, I'll get her back, man
462
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,293
if it takes
the rest of my life.
463
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,462
So get used to this face,
pretty boy.
464
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:36,009
'Cause it's gonna haunt
your every waking moment.
465
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,970
- What? What'd you say?
- Martin!
466
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,724
Listen, I think you guys
have a lot to work out.
467
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,810
Hey, Bob, Bob, about
those hammer pants..
468
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,774
Martin, could you explain to me
why you're making
469
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,776
a complete fool out
of yourself tonight?
470
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,403
I don't mind being a fool
when I'm a fool for you, Gina.
471
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,405
There's nothing going on
between Keith and me.
472
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,908
He was talking about
a different girl, not me.
473
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,076
Well, why is he here, baby?
474
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,328
"The closer I get to you."
475
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,373
Martin, he's a friend.
476
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:09,167
Why are you insecure?
Don't you believe me?
477
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,379
Because I found out
you and him, he..
478
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,758
He saw your,
your birthmark, baby.
479
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,968
Does my past
really matter?
480
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,930
Because it has
nothing to do with you.
481
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,891
What you should be
concerned about
482
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,685
is you and me right now.
483
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,647
But look..
Just tell me one thing, alright?
484
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,400
Um, if anything did happen
between you and Keith
485
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,402
and-and I don't wanna
know if it did
486
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:39,030
or if it didn't,
but if it did, baby
487
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:42,826
baby...who-who was better?
488
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,376
You, Martin.
You're the best.
489
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,212
Yes! Ha-ha!
Yes!
490
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,047
Grandma is.
491
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,507
I knew it, baby.
492
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:58,842
Oh..
493
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,720
You go, girl.
494
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,055
Ah, baby, I gotta
make it up to you, alright?
495
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,390
I got, I did,
I did you so wrong.
496
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,642
- And I, I gotta make..
- What?
497
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:19,029
♪ I got sunshine ♪
498
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:22,282
♪ On a cloudy day ♪
499
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,118
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
500
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:29,414
♪ When it's cold outside ♪
501
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,250
♪ I've got the month of May ♪
502
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,419
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
503
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:35,670
♪ Well ♪
504
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:40,425
♪ I guess you'd say ♪
505
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:45,263
♪ What can make me
feel this way? ♪
506
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:46,806
♪ My baby ♪
507
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,141
♪ My baby ♪
508
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,351
♪ His baby ♪
509
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,727
♪ Talkin' about ♪
510
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,937
♪ My girl ♪
♪ My boy ♪
511
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,314
♪ His girl ♪
512
00:21:54,397 --> 00:22:00,945
♪ Ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ♪
513
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,572
♪ Nah nah ♪
514
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:05,158
♪ Yo baby ♪♪
515
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,786
[instrumental music]
516
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,793
[instrumental music]
517
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,432
♪ Ow! ♪♪
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