All language subtitles for Martin.S01E06.Forever.Sheneneh.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track3_[eng]

I remember the first time

I stood up to a bully.

It was in the sixth grade,
you know.

And I got my butt kicked.

It all started when this jackass
kept taking my lunch money.

But this time, I was determined
to get it back.

So, one day, right in the middle
of this assembly

I walked right up

and I said

"Cassandra!

I ain't taking this no more."

But then I remembered
what my mama told me

about fighting girls.

Bob, jab, weave.

Bob, jab, weave.

I went into
this blind rage.

Two hours later, I woke up
in the nurse's office

with a slice of baloney,
on my eye.

My friends me there were
only two hits

she hit me

then she hit me again.

[sighing]
I'll never forget that day,
but you know

I've grown up since then.

So, Cassandra,
if you're listening

I wanna rematch.

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Hey, Martin,
after this promotion

and you become
the number one D.J.

you'll finally get rid
of those hot dogs?

Yo, man, after I'm
the number one D.J.,

I ain't gonna be spending
my money all crazy.

And it ain't no wrong
with those hot dogs

they just got
a little mold on 'em.

Martin, how did you get kid
on the show, man?

Because I am the man.

A little
somethin'-something..

Phone call here,
phone call there. Here now.

The record company
set it up, didn't they?

But I'm the one who hooked
the "Win a date with Kiddo."

Yo, man, this could put me
on the map.

If this goes well,
every celebrity

will want to be on my show.
Right?

And I'll become the most popular

interviewer in the world.

Then it's just
a matter of time

before I've got
Arsenio's job.

Yeah, I got dreams, too.
Big dreams.

You know, moms ain't going
to live forever, right?

And one day I'm gonna get
that room with the window.

[knock on door]

Well, Cole, that may be
happening soon

because your mother's so old

she co-wrote one
of the 10 commandments.

- Hey, girl.
- Hi.

Look at you looking
all good, girl. So, whazzup?

We were on our way to dinner,
but Pam wanted to come over

to ask you something.
Hurry up. We're gonna be late.

- She gotta ask me?
- Okay, okay.

Is it true that Kid 'n Play
is gonna be

on your show tomorrow?

Uh, Kid, not play.
Play's in New York.

So, what's up, girl,
is everybody talking about

my promotion thing in
the street? Whazzup?

No. Gina told me.

So, uh, how do I win
this date, Martin?

Well, you'll just have
to listen to my show

and I'll explain the rules.
It's how it is. Okay?

I mean, it's a rule thing.
Don't get mad.

Come on, girl, let's go.
Bye, baby. See ya.

Okay, so tonight,
dinner with Gina.

Tomorrow, dinner with Kid.

Hey, Pam, hey, Pam,
come on.

I mean, why you want
a kid, huh

when you got a..

...a man right here?

I mean, I'm talking about a man

whose mom's going to be
out shopping

from 8:15 to 9:30. Okay?

I mean, now just don't wear
no perfume

'cause, you know,
moms get real upset

if she'd know I had
a little freak over.

You know what I'm saying?

Why? She ain't upset 'cause
she had a freak for a son.

Find it. Pick it up.
There you go.

[laughing]

Aah.

So if it isn't
Miss bourgeoise

gettin' thrown out of her
man's apartment again.

Oh, my goodness.

Wha-What'd you say?

I know you did. What?

Oh, okay.
Alright.

- Sheneneh.
- What?

Why do you have
to start a fight

with everybody who walks
down this hallway? Why?

Yes, why don't you try
acting like a lady, sometimes?

Whoa, whoa, let me tell you
something, alright?

I don't need
to act like no lady, alright?

I, I am a lady,
and I'll prove it.

I'm busting your head
right now, huh. Huh?

Pam, let's just not even
worry about her.

- Let's go, alright.
- Yeah. Do that. Thank you.

Whiplash!

He's here! He's here!

- He's here!
- He's here.

Shawn, shut up!

Now! Everybody!

Take your places.
Take your places.

And get ready to kiss some
serious butt.

Hi, everybody,
uh, I'm Kid.

W-which one of you
brothers is Martin?

Come on, Kid. Man, stop
fronting. I'm Martin, man.

I met you in Atlanta at
the Black radio convention.

That's me, man.

I came up to you
and you said you're gonna

call me and stuff, you know.

Oh, that..

I must have lost
your number, man.

You know how it is
ripping and running around.

Yeah, okay, okay.

Uh, get away.

Kid, I'm Stan

the entrepreneur who built
this radio station

from the ground up.

Now all I wanna know is
anything I can get you?

Oh, you got
any bottled water?

Oh.
Oh. Yeah. Here.

Uh, Shawn, run
to the bathroom

and fill this up.

Oh, you leave it.
T-t-that's alright. That's okay.

I'll pass on the bottle
of water.

We got 20 seconds to go, Martin.

Oh-oh-oh! Okay, okay.
Have a seat.

Have a seat here, Kid.

Have fun.
Get comfortable.

Now, look, I'm going
to step out, okay?

I'm going to leave
you two young bloods

to take care
of some serious business.

And five, four

three, two..

Whazzup?

Whazzup? What up?

This is the insane
Martin Payne.

I'm very excited
about today

'cause I got a special
in-studio guest.

'My man Christopher Reid'

better known as the "K,"
the "I," the "D."

Kid, from Kid 'n Play.
Whazzup, man.

How you doing, man?
Thanks for having me on, bro.

Now let me ask you, 'cause a lot
of people want to know

how did you get the name Kid?

Well, see, my father used
to got drunk

when I was little.

And, uh, he used
to forget my name.

He'd say things
like, "Hey, kid"

or "Get in here, kid"

or "Whose kid is this?"

I guess it kind of stuck,
you know.

So I guess your father got
to stop drinking, huh?

Well, he needs to stop hanging
out with your mom

that's what he needs.

Yo man, don't talk
about my mother.

You don't know me
like that. Okay?

[laughs]

Boy, I got to tell you that kid
is something else..

Ain't he? Well, then..

Listen, man, now we got a lot

of ladies out here, man

that want to win this date

with you tonight. Okay?

But before we go on with that

first I'd like to find out

what does Kid like in a woman?
I mean..

I kinda like them soft,
sweet, sophisticated.

Thin in the waist, cute
in the face, got her own place

hopefully,
won't spray me with mace.

Alright now, ladies, remember

the third caller to call in

is going to win
that romantic dinner

with the K-I-D, the Kid.

So, look, I see the phones
are lit up.

Let's go to the phones.

Whazzup?
You're on with the Kid.

(Crystal on phone)
'Hi, kid.
My name's Crystal.'

Hi, how you doing, baby,
what's up?

(Crystal)
'Oh, talking to you is the best
thing that's happened to me'

'since I was named
"Miss Detroit."'

'I'm so excited.'

Oh, don't get
too excited.

You're not
the right caller.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hold up, man.

Not so fast.
She didn't sound that bad.

Yeah, but-but pardon the pun

we got to stick
to the rules, man.

Now, there's a lot of women
that wanna talk to you.

We're going to the next caller.
Don't worry.

So, next caller you're on.

Whazzup?

(female #1 on phone)
'Hi, I've been a fan'

'of yours for years.'

Thank you, baby.

'Oh, Kid, I hope I'm caller
number three'

'because I've just stepped
out of the bubble bath'

'to call you,
and I'm dripping wet.'

Ooooh! Well, finish soaking.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait. Hold up now.
I want to talk to her.

Uh, sweetheart, tell me
a little bit about yourself.

(female #1 on phone)
'Oh, I'm about 5'5",
and people always mistake me'

'for Vanessa Williams.'

Ooh!

Well, one thing they won't
mistake you for as a winner

'cause you're not
the right caller!

Yo, so look here

ladies,
it's about that time.

The next caller
get through

may become Mrs. Kid.
Are you excited?

- Are you ready?
- I'm terribly excited.

Here we go.

Caller number three,
you're on with Kid. Whazzup?

(Sheneneh on phone)
'Hello!'

'Hello!
How are you doing?'

'This is Sheneneh.
Am I the third caller?'

Yes, you are, sweetheart.
You certainly are.

You and I,
we're going out tonight.

'Oh, my goodness, I won!'

'I won!'

'Oh, my goodness!'

'I won!'

'I won!'

[instrumental music]

- Gina, shhh!
- Martin, what is wrong?

What's so important you couldn't
tell me over the phone?

Sheneneh won
the date with kid.

Sheneneh?

Sheneneh!

Gina, come on now.

Babe, come on.

Babe, don't laugh.
Gina!

Babe! Look! Gina! Gina!

Babe, if it gets out
that I blew this

I'm tellin' you I'm gonna be
nobody in town, alright?

My career as
a D.J. is over.

Martin, you're overreacting.
You got to calm down.

Babe, I am calm.

Now look, um, we got to think
of something here.

Um, um, no.

Um, um, um.

Babe..

Alright, um..

Alright, now listen I already
called Sheneneh over, okay?

Now, when she gets here,
I'm going to bang her

in her head with this pan,
alright.

I'm going to lay her
on the couch.

Alright? Stand guard.

You go next door
and pretend you're Sheneneh

and give the Kid
the date of his life.

Hey! None of
that touching, alright?

Martin, have you
lost your mind?

[knock on door]

Oh, uh..

Okay, um..

- Alright.
- What?

Open the door.

Martin, put that down!
Put it down! Give me that.

Put it down
and go in the other room.

I'll take care
of Sheneneh.

Alright, alright, alright,
but if-if you can't take out

with one blow..
Twice. Pop, pop.

Hey! Look I am not hitting her.

I'm gonna talk to her,
coach her

maybe give her
a few dating tips.

Kid'll have a great date.

And you'll come out
looking large, alright?

Alright, but look if you need
me, eh, me and the pan

are in the other room.
Blang, I'm tellin' you..

(Sheneneh)
'Hurry up, open up.
I ain't got all night.'

I'm supposed to meet
Martin over here.

I mean, where is he?

Martin had to run
to the store.

He said he'll be right back.

Listen, I want
to, um, congratulate you

on winning
that date with Kid.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

You want
to congratulate me?

Why, Gina?

Well, don't you
really like him?

Oh!

I do, Gina.

Oh, I love this kid.

I know everything about him,
what he likes.

I've seen all his movies,
his cartoons.

Oh, I got all his albums.
I mean, he is too hype.

So, you're really
excited, huh?

Tsk. Yeah.

I mean, stuff like this
ain't supposed

to happen to Sheneneh, you know.

You know, I may not ever
get this chance again

and I don't want
nothing to go wrong.

So, you know what?

Maybe I can give
you some advice

you know, on girl stuff
and things like that.

Oh, hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute.

Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

Wait a minute. Gina,
I know what you up to.

You thinking like
your friend, huh?

Like I ain't
ladylike and stuff, huh?

No, that's not true.

I mean, look at your hair,
your nails

and your jewelry.
I think you're very ladylike.

Because Sheneneh
is a roundaway filet. Alright?

Alright? And if the man
don't like me for me

then he can just step off,
alright?

Now, I got to go get ready
for my date with Kid.

- Thank you.
- Wait, Sheneneh.

I really didn't mean
to make you, you know--

No, no, I'll be..
I'll say we cool.

You don't know no better.

You tell your friend,
I ain't forgot

when I see her,
Imma bust her ass.

[instrumental music]

(Sheneneh)
'Who is it?'

Um, uh,
my name is Kid.

I'm looking for
Sheneneh Jenkins.

'Oh, my goodness! Oh, my..'

Ohh, my goodness!

It's you.

Oh, God,
it's really you. Oh..

Ohh.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm Sheneneh Jenkins.
I'm the one you're looking for.

- Y-you're Sheneneh?
- 'Uh-huh.'

Wow. Damn.

Here.

Oh, thank you, Kid.

Oh.

You know, we really need
to get going.

Uh, the radio station said

the reservations were for 8:30.

Oh, no.
No, baby, no.

Unh-unh.
Unh-unh.

See Sheneneh canceled
those reservations.

I cooked you
something special.

You're so fine-looking.

Your eyes
and everything.

You want a cocktail? I'll get
you a cocktail, alright?

Ssss.
Ooh, you warm, too.

Ooh.

Uh, so Martin tells me
he lives across the hall.

Well, he won't be coming over
here messing up our groove.

I mean, he want get
with me and everything

but no I ain't
trying that.

What you got there?

Couple of 40s.

Malt liquor.

You sure know
how to entertain.

Thank you, Kid. Thank you.

Kid!
You so crazy.

You don't drink no 40
out of no glass.

Kid..

Oh, my goodness.

You got to take it
to the head.

[belching]

Ooh.

Oooohh!

Now, that's how you get
your buzz on.

But, look, you better not drink
on no empty stomach. Alright?

So, look while your food's
still cooking

how'd you like a little
live entertainment?

Oh, s-sure. No problem.

You like that?
Alright.

Bam!

Uh, oh..

Uh, Sheneneh,
Sheneneh!

W-we barely
know each other.

That's alright. We going to put
an end to that, ain't we, Kid?

Huh? What?

Uh. Uh..

Wait, wait. Wait a minute.
Did you hear that?

What?

I think I hear
Play calling me.

Boy, you so crazy.
Play in New York.

But he's got a really
big mouth.

Look, I gotta get outta here.
I gotta go, I gotta go.

Don't, Kid.

I love.. I love..

Kid!

Kid, come here! Come on.

How you doing?

You okay?

Look I know I said
I'd do the promotion

but I'm outta here.

Mama never said
there'd be days like this!

I'm ghost, I'm out!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Kid.

Listen, man,
it ain't my fault, alright.

This is all Stan's idea.

Yo, man, I'd never hook up
a brother with Sheneneh.

Wait a minute.

- What is wrong with you two?
- What do you mean?

I can't believe
how insensitive you guys are.

Especially, you Martin,
you know how important

this is to that girl.

[blows raspberry]
Gina, you don't even

like that girl.

I bet nobody
likes that girl.

Oh, that's nice,
Mr. Class act.

Is it too much trouble
to take an hour out of your day

to spend a little time
with someone

who'll remember it
for the rest of her life?

Hey, wait a minute.

No, you wait a minute.

Sheneneh's only
your biggest fan.

But, you know, I guess that
doesn't mean anything to you.

Gina! You make it
sound so cold, babe.

Well, she's right.
It is cold.

I guess I never thought
about Sheneneh's feelings.

How bad could it be
to go over there

and spend a little bit
more time with her?

You want me to give you
the lowdown?

Martin!

Look, I'll go over there.

I'm sorry, my name's Kid.

Hi, I'm Martin's
girlfriend Gina.

Ha-haah! That's my baby.

Alright, I'm going over there
and I just want this

to go on record that Kid never
lets his fans down.

Ha-ha, there you go.

Hey, Kid!

Ain't gonna hurt nobody.

We told him,
didn't we, baby?

Oh, we did?
We told him.

- Oh, we did?
- You did.

Oh, I know I did.

You go, girl.

[sniffling]

Hey, girl!

Come on, now.

What you looking
all sad for?

Kid, I mean, you didn't, you
really didn't have to come back

if you didn't
want to, alright?

I was just trying to make
you feel nice, alright?

I mean, you ain't sold
that many albums

to be treating
people like this.

Come on, now,
it wasn't like that.

I just had to go out
to my car..

Uh, to get you this.

Here, look.

What is it?

It's a "K."

Oh, my goodness.

- For me, Kid?
- Yeah.

I-I wanted you
to have it.

Oh, see, I knew you weren't

stuck up like some of them be.

I knew that.
Oh, my goodness.

Kid, let's stop
all this foolishness

and do what you came
here to do, Kid.

Excuse me?

Let's dance, Kid.

Sure, we can dance.
Sure.

- Alright.
- Put some music on.

We can dance.

Boogie a little bit.

[music on stereo]

♪ Ohhhh ohh ♪

♪ Ohhhh ohh ohh ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Forever forever forever ♪

♪ Forever Sheneneh ♪

♪ It's like a dream ♪

♪ Kid I'm holdin' you close ♪

♪ I'm keepin' you warm ♪

♪ 'Cause this is ecstasy ♪

♪ Forever Sheneneh! ♪

Ohh.

Kid..

Uh, yes, Sheneneh.

Could I ask you
something?

Uh, sure, Sheneneh.

Can you kiss me?

Just like you did
that little ice skater girl

in "House party"?

♪ Oooohh! ♪♪

[instrumental music]