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My ex-girlfriend once
asked me if I loved her.
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[chuckles]
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Do I love her?
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But let's say in the course
of a four year relationship
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I brought her hat
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a scarf, a t-shirt
and a sweater.
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We broke up.
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[gulps]
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I let her keep the sweater.
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Now, I know you cannot
put a price tag on love.
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But this sweater really set
a brother back, alright.
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How far should
a man go for love?
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We'll be right back.
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence yeah ♪
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How y'all feelin'?
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence yeah ♪
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He's so crazy.
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence yeah ♪
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How y'all feelin'?
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Lawrence ♪♪
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♪ You give me
your sweetness ♪
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♪ Now there is no weakness ♪
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♪ Lying safe within your arms ♪
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♪ I'm born again ♪♪
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♪ I was half ♪
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♪ Not whole ♪
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♪ Until you came into my life ♪♪
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Ooh, baby.
That voice.
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- I got one for you.
- Oh, you do?
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That's right.
You gonna love it.
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- Okay. I'm listening.
- Alright.
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♪ Everybod-ay-ay-ay ♪
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♪ Everybody was
kung fu fightin' ♪
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♪ Da da-da da da-da da ♪
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♪ Those cats
were fast as-- ♪♪
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Stop. Stop. You're going
to wrinkle my clothes!
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Take 'em off!
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Hyah! Hyah!
Hyah! Hyah!
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Pow!
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Pow-w-w!
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Martin, some of us
have real jobs, okay, baby?
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Babe, wha-wha-what's that
supposed to mean?
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What, my radio show
ain't a real job?
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I work hard.
I do a lot of research.
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- Like, um, yesterday's show.
- Mm-hmm.
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Talking about how
Redd Foxx is still alive?
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Babe, think about it.
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The man faked it.
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If you owed
$16 billion in taxes
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what would you do?
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You don't believe that, Martin.
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It all matter what I believe.
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Look. On the radio,
we get a little crazy
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but, hey,
we get good ratings.
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Why are you
doggin' my show?
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Martin, it's just my opinion.
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God, you're so sensitive
about everything.
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No, I'm not.
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- 'You are too.'
- No, I'm not.
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You are too. You are too.
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But it's sweet,
like the other night
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when we were watching
"Beauty and the Beast"
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and you cried
and it's a cartoon, baby.
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Babe, you had to feel
for that little white girl.
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This brother was ugly.
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Get away from me.
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Only white people
can hang in there.
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- I'm sorry.
- Just stop.
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But-but-but-but...
I was not crying.
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Martin, it's okay to cry.
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Yeah, for some people, not me.
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Alright, you don't
have to cry about it.
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Look, I got to go. Bye.
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You missed me, girl.
Come here and give me my sugar.
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Although if you wish to go
further, I wouldn't mind.
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Okay, okay, one kiss, but first
you got to promise me something.
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What do I have
to promise you, girl?
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Um, Kevin from work
got promotion
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and we're havin' a little party
for him and I want you to come.
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- No! No!
- Come on!
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Get off! Get off!
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No.
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I'll never ever spend
another evening
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with them dry zombies
you work for.
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I always get trapped in a corner
with somebody named Bob.
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[imitating Bob]
Listen, Martin
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I just saw "Boyz n the Hood,"
alright?
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I didn't know, Martin.
I didn't know.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
I won't. No.
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And you think your friends
are any better?
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Most definitely.
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Like Cole?
He's primitive, honey.
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He doesn't even have thumbs.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Cole don't need
thumbs, alright?
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He can't count
past eight, baby.
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You're making me late. Goodbye.
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Come here, girl..
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...and give me my sugar.
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Grab my ears?
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Mmm..
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[knock on door]
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Who is it?
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(Edna)
'Mama.'
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Martin, I don't want her
to know I slept here.
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- Just calm down.
- I should have left.
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- Messing with you.
- Babe, just calm down.
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If you panic,
she'll know you was here.
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Just be cool. Get the door.
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Oh, hi.
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What a surprise.
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Hi, Mrs. Paine.
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Uh-huh.
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Ooh..
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Let mama sit down.
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Oh..
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Lord, it's so hot outside
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mama's sweating like a coke
bottle at a barbecue.
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Ma, you want me to get you
something to drink?
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No, mama fine. Mama fine.
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I just need time
to catch my breath that's all.
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I stopped by
on my way to work.
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I know. Mama know.
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You're a good girl,
good clean girl.
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Thank you.
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Have a good show, Martin.
I'll be listening, okay.
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Call me later.
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It does mama good
to see her son
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with someone sweet, warm,
and beautiful like you.
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Yes, it does.
Stop by more often.
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You watch that girl.
I don't trust her.
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Oh, don't start.
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I'm marrying Gina
as soon as I get some money.
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Well, I just worry
so much about you.
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Out of all my kids,
you're my favorite.
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You look so much
like your father.
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Ma, can I ask you
a question?
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Uh-huh. Sure.
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When I was younger,
did I used to cry a lot?
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Oh, yeah. You were
like a little lamb..
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[imitating child crying]
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Ooh.
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Ma!
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I stopped by to give
you this record.
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It's called "We Are The World."
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It's by little Michael Jackson
and a butt load of his friends.
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Play that on your show today.
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Mama got to go.
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Ma, it's talk radio.
We don't play records.
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You don't talk back to mama!
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This record is powerful.
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It might make this world
a better place
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for you and me.
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I'm sorry, ma.
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Well, mama's alright.
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Now, listen,
if that girl Gina's
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going to be spending the night
over here
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you make her pay rent.
You hear me?
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Your mama cares.
Alright.
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You got on clean drawers?
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- Yeah.
- Alright.
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Sometimes I just feel it.
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Hey, Martin. Are you busy?
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Yeah, what's up, man?
I'm getting ready for the show.
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What's up?
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You know how radio signals
go into space
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and travel for years?
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Yeah.
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So right now space aliens
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are getting
35-year-old radio signals.
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- So?
- So.
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If they decide
to come and attack us
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when they said,
"Take me to your leader"
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they'd still be
looking for Eisenhower.
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That'd really
mess them up.
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You know, for an engineer,
you're real deep.
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You're real deep.
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- Yeah.
- Alright.
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Hey, what did
I tell you
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about talking to Martin
when he's going on the air?
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Stan, the man's cool.
We're rapping about Eisenhower--
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Am I talking to you?
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No, you were
talking to me.
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Shut up, Shawn.
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It's cool.
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- We know he was.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Look at this.
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Boss, what's
wrong with you, man?
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Martin, this is
a small radio station.
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I'm a small businessman.
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Look at this phone bill, man.
Right here.
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What are you trying to do,
Martin, bankrupt me?
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Stan, man, this was a phone
interview to New York.
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- Yeah?
- Bill Cosby.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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That man is as rich as King Tut.
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I mean, he
couldn't call you?
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New policy, man.
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Collect call
interviews only from now on.
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- You got that?
- Yeah.
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Bill Cosby. Jesus.
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You don't make Bill Cosby
call you, man.
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Collect call
from Eisenhower.
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Hello. Is that marketing
report finished yet?
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(female #1)
'I'm xeroxing it right now.'
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Thank you.
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She's not xeroxing.
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She's talking to her man
for the fifth time today.
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Pam, what is wrong with that?
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I think it's nice
he calls her so much.
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Gina, don't fool yourself.
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He's just
checking up on her.
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And why would
he do that?
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Because he's a man.
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They're all the same.
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They're jealous,
they're possessive
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and they are control freaks.
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And I date them sometimes.
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Well, Martin isn't like that.
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Martin is sweet.
He's sensitive.
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He respects me,
and he makes me happy.
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Is he beatin' on you?
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You workin'
my last nerve, alright?
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- Here's that report you wanted.
- Oh, thank you.
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Martin's show's starting.
Is it okay if we listen in here?
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Oh, yeah.
Come on in, guys.
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(Martin on radio)
'Yo! This is Martin Paine.'
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'Today's subject
male sensitivity.'
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'I think it's a female plot'
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'to turn men into
house-trained suckers.'
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'People, we are talking
male sensitivity.'
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What up?
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(male #1)
'Chill, man.'
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'I share everything
with my wife.'
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'I even cry
in front of her, okay?'
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[imitating caller]
Chill, man. I share
everything with my wife.
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That's beautiful.
Can I ask you a question?
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'What?'
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Do you shave your face
or your bikini line?
253
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'Excuse me?'
254
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Stand up and pull out your pants
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look at the front
of your drawers.
256
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You're missing
a flap, girlfriend.
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'I don't have to take this from
you, you dirty son of [bleep].'
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Hey, hey, people.
259
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,556
Why I got to be all that?
260
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,725
Why I got to be all that?
261
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,393
Control yourself.
262
00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:46,271
We're trying to have a mature
discussion on male sensitivity.
263
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,689
Next caller.
264
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,274
(Martin)
'What up?'
265
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,109
(female #2)
'Give me a break.
You're all talk.'
266
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,944
'If you've even
got a girlfriend'
267
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:56,197
I bet she has got you wrapped
around her little finger.
268
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:59,743
Okay, so let me get
this right, darling?
269
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,704
You're a female
weight lifter, right?
270
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,707
A body builder,
a gladiator, right?
271
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:06,791
'What?'
272
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,294
You call here
going off on me.
273
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,503
Right?
274
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:13,673
Let me tell you something
about my girl Gina.
275
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:18,845
Gina worships
the ground I walk on.
276
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:23,516
If I tell Gina to jump
she just says, "How high?"
277
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,270
I tell her to watch her head
'cause you're going to the moon.
278
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,651
See, Gina don't give me
all that back talk
279
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:36,154
'cause she knows
she got a man that can..
280
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,699
...deliver.
281
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,418
Lord, would you
be so kind
282
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:53,713
and send me a man
as sweet, sensitive,
283
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,799
and respectful as Martin?
284
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,177
Because, Lord, he is all that.
285
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,097
- I'm going to kill him!
- Girl, let me hold him.
286
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,020
What is the use of having a key
to Martin's apartment
287
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,981
if there's never any decent food
to eat in the house?
288
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:14,693
Tommy, check this out,
look at this girl.
289
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,361
I've seen that magazine, Cole.
290
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,029
No, no, no. You ain't seen this
one, man. She's perfect.
291
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,490
She got. She.. Aah!
292
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,910
What the hell's up
with her feet? God!
293
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:28,123
Tommy, she's got onions,
bunions, and corns.
294
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,541
You could make a salad
with this thing.
295
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,209
It's disgusting, man.
296
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,210
Ew.
297
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,837
Give me the magazine, Cole.
298
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,672
I paid 2.95
for this magazine.
299
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,216
They could at least
put her a pair of socks on.
300
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,970
You know you been looking
at them girls too long
301
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,346
when you start
noticing their feet.
302
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:46,558
- Give it here.
- Yo! Give it back.
303
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,893
Boys, I'm home.
304
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,979
♪ Ho Martin Paine-a-maker ♪
305
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,605
♪ Jump jump ♪♪
306
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,065
Aah! Aah!
307
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,900
Yo, my man, your show
hit home today.
308
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,861
- Give me love.
- Come on.
309
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,905
Thank you. Thank you
for being there for me.
310
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,661
Tommy, what's up?
What'd you think?
311
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,913
I think Gina's going
to hurt you bad.
312
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,585
You know what, don't worry.
313
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,211
I got Gina in check, okay?
314
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,381
Look, I was trying to end all
this male sensitivity bull.
315
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:22,844
Hey, hey. Men are dogs. Okay.
We all are. Women know this.
316
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,846
They should accept it
and deal with it.
317
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,890
That's what I'm sayin'.
318
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,225
Now, let me ask
my brothers a question.
319
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,271
You brothers don't cry, do you?
320
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,067
Get out of here
with that. You're crazy.
321
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,778
My bad. My bad.
322
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,446
I've cried.
323
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,741
- You did?
- Say what?
324
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:48,286
I was seven. My hand got caught
in the trash compactor.
325
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,664
Oh, alright, seven.
If you'd said you was eight
326
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:52,957
you'd have been a punk.
327
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,502
Yeah. Yeah.
328
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,961
Girl, you better tell him.
329
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,630
(Sheneneh)
'How you doing?'
330
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,715
Oh, no, no, no.
331
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,842
How y'all do?
332
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,598
Look at the little
businesswomen. Uh-huh.
333
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,187
So tonight's the night
I get your man.
334
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,065
Sheneneh, what are
you talking about?
335
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,817
I heard him on the radio.
336
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,111
He was real good.
337
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,487
So, I know you're
goin' in to dump him.
338
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,698
Why don't you send
him over to 41, alright?
339
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,492
'Cause I know how to tame
that man, alright?
340
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,163
I'm not dumping him, Sheneneh.
341
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,957
I'm just setting
some things straight.
342
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,002
Hola, hola, hola, hola.
343
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,921
Daddy doesn't have
to set straight.
344
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,548
Your man tell you to jump.
345
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,341
You say, ha ha. I mean.
346
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:46,886
Duh! We have to be a rocket
scientist to figure that out.
347
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,015
Girl, mind your ugly business
348
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,475
and get back
into your apartment.
349
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,561
Oh, my goodness.
350
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,938
Oh, my goodness.
351
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,899
Check out girlfriend
with the Elvis dress on.
352
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,359
Let me tell you
something, alright.
353
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,153
You do not
know me, okay?
354
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:06,072
You don't know me.
I'll bust your ass, alright?
355
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,158
Pam, Pam. No, wait.
356
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,868
Well, let
the busting begin.
357
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,870
She don't know
she's dealing with me.
358
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,788
Let her go!
Let her go!
359
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,166
You let her go!
Let her go!
360
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,917
Sheneneh!
Sheneneh!
361
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:21,046
- What?
- Get back into your apartment!
362
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,049
Put your shoe on.
She's not worth this!
363
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,386
Not.. Not worth it?
364
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,266
Oh, well, girl,
that ain't what your man think.
365
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,393
Let me tell you
something, Miss Elvis.
366
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,689
You ain't heard the last
of me, alright?
367
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,192
Girl, I should bust you
in your ear right now.
368
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,944
That did it.
That did it!
369
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,571
That did it, Gina!
370
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,947
Pam!
371
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,241
Goodness, girl!
372
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,703
Hey, shh!
Martin, Martin.
373
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,497
(Cole)
'Martin, shh!'
374
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,085
She's going
to hurt you bad.
375
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,047
Martin, could I see you alone
in the bedroom, please?
376
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,049
- Oh, hold up. Gina, hold up.
- What?
377
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,634
Who this?
378
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,554
Trust me. You don't want to know
my name right now.
379
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,599
Okay, fine.
380
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,934
Why's she frontin' that?
381
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,394
'Cause she knows
she want me, right?
382
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,938
Y'all know that she want me bad.
She want me.
383
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,690
Excuse me. I what?
384
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,900
Why, you pathetic
little stump of a man.
385
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,610
Whoa, Pam.
386
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,738
Pam! Respect my house.
The man's just playing with you.
387
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,116
Respect my house.
388
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,243
You are going
to talk about respect?
389
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,120
We heard the show today, Martin.
390
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:39,416
So how'd you like it,
Sister Souljah?
391
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,836
You know, I thought
it was one of my best shows.
392
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:46,339
Look, I'd rather not talk about
this in front of your friends.
393
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,467
No, no, no. It's cool baby,
you come storming in here
394
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,595
you got something to say, say it
in front of me and my partners.
395
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,055
Whazzup?
396
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,312
Okay.
397
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,773
I want to know why
you say you never cry
398
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:07,444
when I saw you cry three nights
ago at "Beauty and the Beast?"
399
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,741
Can I see you
in the room for a minute?
400
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,289
Could I see you
in the room for a minute?
401
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:24,127
Trying to embarrass me
all up in front of my..
402
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,504
Yo, babe.
I know you're not mad.
403
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,591
How dare you embarrass me
like that on the radio today?
404
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,176
Gina, it's my job,
to talk that way.
405
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,011
You know, I don't mean
any of it, babe.
406
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,387
Oh, you better not
407
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,140
because if you believe
all that macho front crap
408
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,516
you spat out on the radio today
409
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,393
you don't respect me
or the relationship.
410
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,729
Gina, how can u say that?
You know I respect you.
411
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,106
Then you go out there and tell
your friends what's real.
412
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,442
Wait a minute, damn it.
413
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,736
What's real between me and you
ain't none of their business.
414
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,112
Shh.
415
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,281
[chuckles]
416
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,575
So you're saying that you
respect me in private
417
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,701
but not in public?
418
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,120
- Gina.
- Fine, it's over, Martin.
419
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,039
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
420
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,083
You're making me laugh.
421
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,377
You're gonna
break up with me
422
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,295
because of what
I do on the radio?
423
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,256
No, because of what you do
to me on the radio.
424
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,883
Damn it, Gina!
425
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,218
Now, I'm mad.
426
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,345
You don't get it do you?
This is childish, Gina.
427
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,638
That's alright.
You gonna leave, alright.
428
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,223
I'm a man, Gina.
I'm gonna be alright.
429
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,724
'This is childish.'
430
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,893
I want you out. I don't know why
you're still here. Step!
431
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,104
Step!
432
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,400
[squealing]
433
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,035
You won.
434
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,245
You won, baby.
435
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,123
- I what?
- You won. Damn!
436
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,751
You're not ever,
ever gonna disrespect me
437
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,461
like that on the radio
again ever?
438
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,922
- Never, babe. Alright?
- Alright.
439
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,215
- Alright?
- Alright.
440
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,092
- I'm sorry.
- Okay.
441
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,720
- I'm sorry.
- Okay.
442
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,304
I love you.
443
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,306
I love you, too.
444
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,563
Grab my ears?
445
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,523
Mmm..
446
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:09,566
Mmm, mmm..
447
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,608
Girl.
448
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:11,943
Oh, my goodness.
449
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,611
I thought you
was going to leave me.
450
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,823
I can't have that.
You got some good stuff.
451
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,160
Stop it. Come on.
452
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,870
People are waiting
for us outside.
453
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,621
My ba-by.
454
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:33,006
Baby, I know it's not the right
time, but I'm begging you.
455
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,466
What?
456
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,676
When we go out can you make it
look like I won?
457
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,471
What were we just
talking about?
458
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:43,016
It's a man thing.
It's a man thing, Gina.
459
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,267
Come on.
460
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,518
- Okay, okay
- Yeah.
461
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,855
- Okay. Under one condition.
- What?
462
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,149
You come with me
to this office party tonight.
463
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,692
- Gina--
- Hey, hey, hey.
464
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,819
If I'm going to play your game,
you gotta play mine.
465
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,696
- Gina, I don't.. Alright.
- Fine, I'm going outside--
466
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,491
I'm going to the party,
alright?
467
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,659
I'm going to the party.
468
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,786
Alright?
469
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,537
Alright. Just let me
get rid of Pam first.
470
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,831
If she sees I gave in,
she'll get violent.
471
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,667
Alright.
472
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,918
I love you.
473
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,127
I know.
474
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,588
And don't let it
happen again!
475
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,840
[screaming]
476
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,593
Yo, Pam! I asked you
to respect my house!
477
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:21,596
Ooh, Gina.
You better get your girl.
478
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,932
I'm about to go
over your girl.
479
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,019
Pam, could you wait for me
downstairs? Everything's okay.
480
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,187
Please? Thank you.
481
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,480
Sure.
482
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,524
My work here is done.
483
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,404
Hey, Cole.
484
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,531
I think she loves you.
485
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,783
[laughing]
486
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,868
So did you guys get yourselves
straightened out?
487
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,997
Hell, yeah.
488
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,917
Am I right?
489
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,252
Am I right?
490
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,545
Right, Martin.
491
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,379
Alright.
492
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,714
I'm a man. You're a woman.
493
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,883
That's all that needs
to be said. Am I right?
494
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,844
Girl, I asked you.
495
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,099
Can't argue with that.
Look. I have to go.
496
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,934
Hey, woah, woah, woah.
497
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,936
You call me in an hour.
498
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,147
You know the number.
There's seven of them.
499
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,690
Call me.
500
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,485
I'm going to call you.
501
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,946
Wait, wait. You don't
walk out with my sugar.
502
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:25,160
Thank you very much.
Thanks. I love you.
503
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,995
Pick me up in an hour
504
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,289
and don't forget your tie.
You got that?
505
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:32,042
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
506
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,671
Damn!
507
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,178
[Cole laughing]
508
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:46,514
My brother, I did not know
you had it like that.
509
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,017
I'm a man.
510
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,937
Yeah, but in there,
she hurt you bad, didn't she?
511
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[sniggers]
512
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Only because I told her to.
513
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514
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