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Relax uncle, just wait.

Uncle, give me that stick.

Ramnik Bhai, shove the bamboo from inside and try...

It's Rs. 35... fix your meter first... it can't be more than 33!

Devesh Bhai! Hurry up! I was about to call you...

what's wrong? - Come fast.

There's an emergency

Look at the crowd gathered!

Ramnik, you idiot... push harder!

Alpesh Bhai...

what's wrong Alpesh Bhai?

The door is locked from the inside...

who is inside?

No one!

Then how is it locked?

There is only ONE nutcase capable of this in the house!!!

You never listen to anyone.

You never listen to anyone.

One minute.

Beat her up.

She's driving the entire chawl crazy! - Don't stress your throat...

what are you guys looking at now? Go home!

Thank you Pappa...

How did you lock it, if you were outside?

What's this?

Well... I tied this pajama string to the bolt...

...slipped the other end under the door...

...a hard tug... door closed!

Do you know how to open it now?

Never sell a suit without a matching tie!

Unbolt the door and I'll admit you're smart

Gayatri, Hurry up.

Don't try to outsmart me or you will get thrashed.

Please Dad! Agneepath is my favourite film...

I promise... tomorrow I will study for 2 hours extra...

Shut up!

Let him come no?

Why? Watching this film will make him a class topper?

Let's go

Ma... can I stay back? I want to study...

Enough studying...

...you're already a topper... shut up and come with us...

Listen up. - Yes sir!

I've locked Nikhil in his room... - Yes Sir

If he tries to come out...

Sir, then I will request him to go right back in.

Request?! You moron! Drag him back in by his ears!

Yes sir!

'Congratulations Ma.'

'You've once again managed to drive your son out of the house'

'HEY! '

'What are you shooting at the car for? '

'Here... '

what's this?

Your Diabetes medicines, sir

I have Diabetes?

Yes Sir...

You got me Vitamin C tablets for diabetes?

Huh?

Sir... Nikhil sir told me you have diabetes...

And where is Nikhil now?

'I have a bad habit of always being on time'

'But I'm a little late today... so sorry about it'

Abhay... roti - Thanks Ma

where's Nikhil?

Studying... he will eat later

Studying? Behind closed doors?

Should he be studying with doors and windows wide open?

Has anything half-decent ever happened behind closed doors?

Your being a cop doesn't make everyone else a thief

Papa, I am telling you, he isn't going to make it to any of the services

The police will throw him out in the interview, even if he passes the test...

Revenue services can't take him,

because he'll spend everything they have!

And if he becomes a forest guard... there will be no forest left to guard!

Please eat with your mouth shut

why are you calling me from your room?

You're not in Delhi? Then where are you?

Mumbai...

No ya, she's too pale - 8.5 - But Ma please don't tell dad...

It's Rajeev's wedding and dad would've never let me go

I told you...

...not to come... if YOU fail the IAS exams uncle will barbecue MY a$ €*

Hey fatso... some cousin you're... always scaring me

Just sit straight

Ma... hold on... just one sec... Ma listen...

8!

8!

What? Out of 100? Minus 1.4

Yes Ma.

But how did you get out of the house?

Through the window Ma...

But that window has a grill

Yes, ya ma... and the grill has screws... and the drawer had a screwdriver...

You mean, you left the window open?

Yeah mom please shut it. If mosquitos get in Papa will throw a fit.

Nikhil, you're impossible!

Are you going somewhere?

No... right now I am stuck.

You need help?

Okay...

Quite heavy...

Yup.

That's... quite heavy...

Hurry up please?

Woah! That was cool.

Cricket should be for 20 overs only... game over in three hours!

Man... in my opinion... 33 should play...

11 specialist batsmen, 11 specialist fielders...

...and 11 specialist bowlers...

...else tailenders are expected to score 100s

Like baseball...

...and the ground should rotate...

...clockwise and anti-clockwise

Like those disco-stages in films?

The ground revolves, as do the fielders.

Bowler's screwed - since fielders are circling.

Batsman's screwed too - as he won't know which gaps to place his shots in

and fielders are super screwed... to run or to stop...

A stupid idea of momentous proportions...

...imagine in the first 15 overs,

within the circle are two flying fielders...

...they grab the ball out of the air.

Airport?

You really do give a long rope

You reel it in pretty well too

lmagine if we were on the same team,

we'd be like a house on fire...

Lets go boss.

You wanna come to Goa?

Err... this wedding?

Is it your wedding?

No

Then? Just come.

I can't just come...

Okay...

Hasta La Vista

Have a good life mista!

One more, just one more!

The Solanki family welcomes one and all...

So ladies and gentlemen, open your hearts and your mouths...

and get ready for the juice drinking competition!

Did you speak to your mum? What did she say?

Guys, I just met an 8 on 10...

Sssir... Forget 8... This place

Hi...

The competition is about to start...

Aren't you taking part?

She is the bride's sister... a typical Virgo...

...as you can see... a keeper!

She's a livewire man...

wire!? She's a power-plant by herself!

So bring it on!

One...

Two...

start...

C'mon!

C'mon, go for it!

Sir... if she smiles, she's snared!

A model entering the movies...

...you'll need to be her hero!

"A little unsaid"

"A little undone"

"A little of both"

"Fleetingly it stays,"

"In a twinkle its gone"

"Such a silly little feeling"

"Yipeee... l'm such a hippie"

"we dance, we prance... reach for the ceiling."

"However hard i resist,"

"These hips do shake 'n twist,"

"To the tune of the beat,"

"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha here we go"

"Nanananananananananana now you know"

"This is the way we do it, this is the way we roll"

"Ladies be losin' it, gentlemen outta control"

"Move your body to the new-new sound - Git' up!"

"Git' up git' up, you can't be sittin' around - No!"

"Can't beat the combination of the new and old"

"I love a little bit of old-school rock and roll!"

"She's a spitfire,"

"Her eyes are fireworks, she spouts wisecracks,"

"The gal's a smooth talker."

"She's a spitfire,"

"All she encounters, say she's spectacular,"

"Nights turn sleepless, driving you insane,"

"In a style all her own."

"Yippie... l'm a hippie,"

"we toast to glasses overflowing"

"However hard i resist,"

"These hips do shake 'n twist,"

"To the tune of the beat,"

"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi"

"without hesitation,"

"Frolic 'n fun, to the night,"

"Turn in your vexation"

"without hesitation"

"This chance of a lifetime,"

"A high that is slow in descent,"

"Belongs to a celebration."

"Lets drink... live it up,"

"Despite Daddy's scowls, or Mum's"

"However hard i resist,"

"These hips do shake 'n twist,"

"To the tune of the beat,"

"Everybody! I gotta shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi"

Oh!

Thank god! What would I do without you...

Everything's made with pure cream!

Very nice!

Are you also a cop?

No... Dad is... I joined the civil services...

...everyone in the family made it to some

government post... except Nikhil

Nikhil... does what exactly?

Nikhil... err... umm... events...

why didn't you tell me before?

I just heard form my contacts... - Your bloody contacts!

The ring thing was on na sir?

I'll put that ring on your thing... just wait!

Hello... yes sir, is this true?

You raised the bid deposit to 60 million?!

He organizes things... at large events...

He looks after logistics... and hospitality

You mean he's like a caterer!

He's a businessman... like you folks

Pappa...

Hmm?

You know I don't believe in dowry... right?

How much do you want?

Papa... today at the IPL cricket league meeting...

...everyone was so happy that I was marrying Karishma Solanki,

the daughter of the owner of Kaveri Sarees... Devesh Solanki...

I do know my name, as well as that of both my daughter and my company.

I felt so proud when I heard that...

...you started off by showing saris in a shop a long time ago.

Son, in a sari shop, It's normal to show saris.

Hot dogs are sold outside on the street!

Now how much do you need?

Actually Pappa, you know I am

going to organize the grand IPL opening ceremony...

...the tender will be out in a week...

...but they have suddenly increased the bid from 10 million to 60 million!

First tell me...

Have you returned the 3 million you took from Karishma for your house?

That was only 2.5 million...

The rest ummm... got adjusted right?

Is it?

Our Devesh, he's a king! The king of the saree business...

KAVERI...

The best showroom! And that fatty...

Vipul, the youngest, he's a prince...

the Prince of polymer!

Hello uncle.

Hello.

How's everything?

All well...

Err... Yes... you?

So... what else?

Pappa!

Nikhil bought that?

I can't sell myself, Can I?

What did he have to sell to buy this?

His kidney?

Pappa...

Sssir... marrying into this Solanki family

...was such a masterstroke...

Now our company will surely take-off! - Here...

what?

Hold this

Baby, we can't keep breaking up like this!

Karishma! At least tell me what did I do now?

You asked Pappa for money...

Don't you have any self-respect?

What you are calling self-respect is actually ego...

...and I am not egoistic...

Your ego shouldn't get in the way of asking for help...

And what you are calling ego, is actually self-respect!

My sense of 'self' tells me,

if you need help never let your ego get in the way...

Baby, what can I do?

Wasn't it you who wanted me to crack big contracts...

Now what do I do if there's an emergency...

But if it bothers you, I will not take any money from Pappa

I'll manage... okay?

No, it's not OK!

You approach everything so casually!

Yesterday you had a contract... today you don't!

Papa was right...

...you're upto no good...

...you will be a stay-at-home husband...

...you tell me how can I live with a man I don't respect...

...such a loser... useless

Karishma, please ya... did I not support you when you were struggling?

I spent everything I earned on you.

You have given me 7 years,

all I am asking for is 7 more days!

I promise you, before the wedding I will convince you, that

I am perfect for you...

and If I can't, you can do as you please...

but please give one last chance!

Gimme me one last chance ya!

Maa... water please!

Can someone get the door please?

Had the wedding been in Lucknow, I would've organised a 21-gun salute...

here there's no water to drink nor to wash!

I've called for a tanker already...

Fix a meeting with that Mr. Roy...

Everone's going deaf

Only he can get us 50 million...

Namaste.

Namaste.

How are you?

Namaste.

How are you?

Namaste.

Bro, howdy?

How are you?

Love marriage huh? - Yes uncle.

Uncle! - Stop it!

Are these real?

Where's your room? We'll keep our bags there.

All youngsters to the flat upstairs...

Ya, I know...

Boss, can't do this menial picking up and dropping off people

Salim can you hold...

You are taking her sightseeing, yes?

I'm busy bro... can't you -

Me...

I need to babysit him...

You'll know when you have kids!

One second... Karishma is calling

Yes Karishma... hmmm...

I will get your guest a hotel room...

...you go on for your shoot... babes don't stress...

I'm almost there... in 5 minutes... yes!!

Okay bye... bye

Divya Bhabhi(sis-in-law), Kabir will take you around Mumbai, no worries!

Ya

There's no need to cancel the shoot...

why don't you shoot someone else's scenes?

I'm going to take an hour...

Ya

Hi

So this your '5 minutes'?

Err... Sorry... I was stuck in traffic

You had to get married on this day... all the hotels are booked

Everything's booked because no one's

seen such an auspicious date for marriage in a million years...

Million years ago only dinosaurs were getting married...

Is she the guest?

Nikhil, this is Meeta...

This is Nikhil he will get you a room...

I am shooting for the next 3 days...

After that I will try and talk to everyone at home

and see if you can come home. Okay?

Give me your number...

If you are calling from India... then 00+86+1578961542

Slowly... slowly...

0...

0...

8...

6...

Meeta, hurry up...

7896142...

...nope... that's the old one...

It's 00+86+2633142...

Nope... that's the landline...

Ha ha... my mobile number...

Chuck your international number...

You can use my other phone...

You'll be able to handle this right?

C'mon Karishma! Of course...

Finish that coffee...

Bye...

Do you remember me? I met you at Deeksha's wedding?

20 overs cricket?

Guest house?

There's no hotel?

Okay, but where?

That far!

Okay... text it to me... bye

Err... did you see my bluetooth headset?

Ya, Kabir? - Is your Bhabhi a marathoner?

What? - How much does she want to roam?

Why the hell is Divya Bhabhi so hell-bent on sight-seeing man?!

I took her to the beach in the morning...

...she says "I don't want to see water, I want to see white roses"

Take her to hanging gardens?

We're at the National Park now... to see a tiger...

...where do I produce one from?

Liberate me from her and I'll serve you for life!

Then take her to the zoo, and lock her there!

Don't call me.

Can you see that guy with the popsicle?

That's Patole...

He'll take you to the guest house...

I'm sorry, I need to head to the office

You can call Karishma in case...

You get in first.

How's everything?

Book the Juhu hotel for day after...

The entire hotel? For a meeting?

Not for the meeting... for a grand party...

we'll invite all of Karishma's friends...

...from TV and films and all her relatives...

Are you sure, it will impress her?

I've been doing this for 7 years now...

I know what to do... okay?

And how's everything?

All well?

And... what else?

Android phone?

You're up aunty... any song with the syllable 'Ta'

Me? - Just one song

Yes aunty... anything with 'Ta'... a joke will do... even a nursery rhyme!

But start with a 'Ta'

'Ta' is it?

The best showroom in India... KAVERI!

How do you handle taxation?

Oh yes, we pay tax! Everything is computerized!

Prateeksha... Deeksha... Amrita...

And...

Karishma... your son's fiancée...

Oh ya... Karishma... so where's the 5th one?

She's no longer with us...

Sweet dish...

Hey Prateeksha... wear something Decent, yes?

I just haven't had the time...

In this house, the two sisters Prateeksha and Meeta...

...have no dress sense...

Meeta is their sister?

Nope, she's the mother of all!

DO NOT utter her name...

Relax Alpesh uncle... keep your peace...

Excuse me...

Do you want this event to shut down!?

Karishma

Meeta is your sister?

How come you never told me?

She ran away from home at Deeksha's wedding...

If Alpesh uncle finds out, he will murder her...

But...

No one needs to know that she is back...

You could've at least told me?

Please...

Meeta...

Meeta...

Meeta...

Meeta...

Come...

Bloody dog... this place is infested with mosquitos...

Stop 'sir sir'ing me...

...what if she'd caught dengue?

Ssir dengue mosquitoes don't bite at night

They'll seek your permission before they bite...

...have you done research on dengue?

...something must bite at night.

Sssir, I think the malaria mosquitoes come out at night...

Shut up... Hang up now!

Mosquitoes never bite me...

Sorry, I had no idea, this place

It's okay...

Are you sure, you don't want to eat something?

Yup

Meeta

Yup

I want a wet to?

Speak up!

Can I get get a wet towel?

Wet towel?

Will a dry towel do?

You can make it wet...

Ok.

What do you need a wet towel for?

If you place a wet towel on your tummy, it kills your hunger!

But I just asked you, if were hungry?

It's the only thing open at this hour...

Last order...

2 half Chicken curries! And... 1 tomyum soup... split by two

No, I don't want any soup...

2 halves are always more than 1 full...

Karishma...

Karishma...

Karishma...

Karishma...

Karishma...

My name is Meeta...

They say, If you think of hic the person thinking of you...

then... it stops the hiccups...

Then you should definitely say my name...

...cause I've been thinking of you, since the time I sat in your car...

Meeta...

Meeta...

See, a hiccup is essentially an involuntary spasm of the diaphragm

which causes sudden closure of the epiglottis,

which creates the 'hic' sound.

And the remedy for that is

to just let it be, but if it lasts too long, take medicines like

maloperidol, nanoclopramide and florpromazine,

which won't be in the car...

There's another way... it's called the swimmer's remedy

But you can't do this either, cause you are driving...

HEY, HEY, HEY!!!

ARE YOU CRAZY?!? WHAT'S wRONG wlTH YOU?!

The 3rd method is shock...

Are you a doctor?

Nope...

By the way... do you remember... the 'Flying fielders'?

Black tea?

No... there's no black tea

Green Tea? - No...

Tea? - I would love coffee.

Tea?

Not a word...

Just pick it up!

Bloody nonsense!

Anant! Come down for breakfast...

Salt...

Everyone's busy... who's going to take us saree-shopping to Bhuleshwar...

Heh!

You guys going to Bhuleshwar?

I am also headed there.

What a coincidence! You can come with me

Excuse me, but who are you?

But who are you?

I... I... am Saro

what kind of a name is that?

It's Saraswati...

I am Kabir's grandmother...

I am Kabir's friend. - Friend?

You're Kabir's friend?

Where do you stay?

Peoples Republic of China

China?

Kabir... you've never mentioned her...

And she lives In China...

and if you've never left Delhi...

...how did the two of you meet?

Err... online... err

Please don't tell anyone who you are?

But who am I?

You're Karishma's sister...

...but don't tell them... okay?

Aunty... do you know all of Kanpur calls me 'The Kanpur-idol'

Is it?

If it wasn't for sheer bad luck, I would've even become the next Indian Idol

Oh no...

But, what happened?

Every idol needs to beat the other 'idles'...

...and more than anything impress the judges...

...I think the judges just failed to catch my drift

what song did you sing?

Here goes...

"A hot cup of tea"

"and my beloved to make me drink it up"

"I don't care if she is black or white"

"But someone who..." - "who will embrace me"

"But someone who will embrace me"

Yeah!

"I wish I could meet her and every sorrow would vanish"

This is the song I sang

Nice try.

Take her for a 3D film... Imax!

Dude, she gets pimples from wearing the 3D glasses...

How the hell do you know?

'Coz she told me!

Why would she tell you?

How do I know, why she told me?!

Dude take her to a church...

Afghan Church... Mahim Church... mosque... temple.

Leave her at the doorstep of the Almighty and stop calling me!

Hi, can you please remind Mr. Roy?

I am waiting here for 40 minutes...

Nikhil...

I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.

Hello?

Nikhil... what guest house, is Meeta in?

No... the guest house wasn't very good, so I brought her over to my house

Are you crazy?! She's a drug addict, Nikhil!!!

You can't trust her with anything...

...where is she right now?

Faster... Buck up buck up.

You, at the back... faster!

She's pulling us all! So strong she is...

Run, run, run! - Go easy...

Too slow. Too slow. Don't stop.

Come on

wait... - C'mon, faster!

Faster, faster. Come on

Ya Karishma... she has taken mom to Bhuleshwar for saree-shopping...

Are you a dunce?

Our shop is right there...

Alpesh uncle will be there as well... if he spots her...

Oh shit shit... Karishma gimme 5 minutes I'll call you back.

Bye

Family.

Sir... how is Mrs. Roy?

Mrs. Roy? Yeah she's fine...

There's a medical issue... Basically

it's to do with her gall bladder...

the doctor was saying whether it was also the knee...

...you know the knee... there's a lot of puss

Can I meet you in 2 hours?

No... I am so sorry, today is a bad day...

Sir can you give me 50 million rupees?

Actually sir... I am really sorry,

I have to go sir! Sorry sir...

On the double! Hurry up... - Oh god!

Stop stop!

Wait, wAIT!

My slipper has broken.

Let's go...

...oh, broken, huh? - It's broken

Don't pull, my wrist will break!

You wait here... Don't leave this place...

I will go get it fixed.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello...

Damn this bloody signal!

Come on, almost there.

Bloody hell...

Faster, faster.

I'm telling you next week.

Gayatri! I think we've left Saro behind...

Yup?

We've left my sister behind...

Even Abhinandan is missing...

That's Kaveri sarees... wait right here...

I'll fetch the others, okay.

Kaveri? - Ok

Hello?

I asked you to stay there... ! where are the others?

They went ahead no...

Okay, don't move... I'll get the others.

Okay? Okay?

Okay.

We have never separated before this!

What's your problem?!

I told you stay put no?

...and where is that singing sensation?

Didn't we leave him behind?

What nonsense is this?!

Ridiculous!

Can you fix me... er this?

I can fix your face! Should I?

Really?! Can you?

Just get lost...

Sorry...

You guys are driving me crazy!

Arre I am standing here on one leg for the last ten minutes!

Don't argue with me...

Ridiculous!

Now just wait here, okay?!

Okay.

What are you doing?

Because I feel she is deaf...

I've asked her to stay put...

...however she is here one minute and there the other...

Look, it's granny!

SARO! - Lacho!

Lacho!

Saro!

Clones?!

Clown... that's what you are... They are twins!

Dumbass...

There's a signal problem. Yes, yes.

C'mon!

Hurry up... faster, faster!

Welcome, please come in.

Namaste, Namaste, Alpesh Bhai! - Please come

Leave me!

Where is that girl?

Good she vanished...

Leave me...

Nope...

Please... leave me...

let her go... she was terribly experi-MENTAL

I want to meet Pappa

Shut up... you can't meet Pappa...

Shut up...

Mosquitoes were attacking her there... she wasn't eating...

...she put a wet towel over her tummy

So get her dinner... but why did you get her home...?

Madam, salad...

She's your sister Karishma!

Just do what you're told...

Have you managed the money yet?

I am on it...

You please focus on that!

Ya.

Hurry up...

Hurry up... we need to leave.

Do you do drugs?

Nope

Then what are those pills you keep popping?

Medicines...

what medicines?

Dichlorosystrin, zincodestrin and oxidisulphide...

Are you unwell?

Nope.

Then why do you take them?

Coz I get these weird sensations...

These pills control them.

What kind of sensations?

Sensations such as shivering, palpitating, irritability,

coughing, trembling, hallucinating... ticklishness, sheepishness, sleep...

Hurry up everyone,

the party is tomorrow, not next year!

Hey crane operator! Can't you see?!

Are you sober now?

Do you even know how many side effects those pills have?

Plenty of them

Memory loss... definitely a gain in appetite...

...which is reduced considerably when you eat...

...when I pop in a lot of pills, my heart rate races to 300...

...when so much of blood is being pumped through my nose bleeds and...

And?

And... hypoglycemic shock... Coma... and eventually death...

You're addicted to them...

Nope... I've formulated them 15 days ago...

...it takes 21 for any addiction...

That's what all junkies say.

I am not an addict...

I haven't touched them for 7 years now

Ssir, ssir...

Okay, C'mon guys... Listen up!

Listen carefully... the music comes on first...

Then the drapes...

Then the flowers...

fountains...

then the crane...

finally, the fireworks... okay?!

Got it?

You got it! - Imagine, this is Karishma

Huh?

C'mon man...

Sit straight

Meeta... It's very funny, is it?

Why don't you try?

Come

Dude, let it be... just sit

No, No, why not let the lady try?

Come

Cool, let's go... Look here Karishma

Listen, you go and...

'Karishma' please look here... - Oh, sorry

Pay attention okay? We're starting now

Start the music...

...as soon as this happens, she will be surprised

Start the damn music!

Music... music!

Music

Go for it! Play!

Music... music! - Salim! Music... not the crane!

What are you doing Salim! Bring it down!

Down, down! - Salim, are you crazy?

We'll fall down! - Down, down!

Stop the music!

"A little unsaid"

"A little undone" - Meeta...

"A little of both"

"Fleetingly it stays,"

"In a twinkle its gone"

"Such a silly little feeling" - Sir must be feeling dizzy...

"Yipeee... l'm such a hippie" ...just hold on to him or he'll fall,

"we dance, we prance... reach for the ceiling."

"However hard i resist,"

"These hips do shake 'n twist,"

"To the tune of the beat,"

"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it, shake it..."

HELP! HELP ME! I can't breathe... Help! Help! I'll fall down!

"A steadfast gaze upon you,"

"Reside forever within your eyes."

"Drive myself all crazy,"

"And keep you full of mirth,"

"Keep a steadfast gaze on you."

I feel new sensations...

...as if fountains of cool water are breaking out

underneath while fireworks are going off above

while we are swinging through it all...

Ssir... If this happens tomorrow, The party will be a disaster!

How will you impress Karishma?

All okay?

Solid pressure...

Me go first...

I can sing for you...

No thanks... its all yours...

You sure? - Oui... I'm sure

Thanks Bro.

Arre Kaveriji, where has the sugar disappeared?

Mom... my chocolates are missing...

Don't lie... you ate them.

Open your mouth

Since dawn you are in and out of the loo? Upset tummy?

No... upset MIND!

All the toothpastes from the house have vanished!

It's our son's wedding and all you care about is toothpaste?

I care about the theft

"she slips out in the night, creates confusion,"

"she's herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery"

"she's gone crazy, her brain is racing,"

"she has mixed all the food together"

"everything is mixed,"

Karishma please talk to Pappa today...

It's been 3 days, please...

"Business with your own money is a no no,"

"no favouring anyone when it comes to money,"

"paying someone even after the credit period is a no no, boom boom partyy"

"There's complete confusion"

Hello...

Meeta - "House in trouble. Everything is upside down"

Excuse me Meeta. - "It's a strange situation"

"She's a gangster"

"She's a thief" - She's called twice since morning...

"There's a dark spot on the moon"

"Plenty of trouble"

"She's the prime suspect"

"she talks sometimes in gujrati, at times english and also at times in chinese"

"she slips out in the night, creates confusion,"

"shes herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery"

"shes gone crazy, her brain is racing,"

"she has mixed all the food together"

"Business with your own money is a no no,"

"giving proper bills to customers is a no no,"

"cutting ur profits everyday is a no no,"

"paying sales tax is a complete no no,"

"Business with your own money is a no no,"

"no favouring anyone when it comes to money,"

"paying someone even after the credit period is a no no,"

"showing ur extravagance to people is a no no"

"she see yellow when its red and white when its yellow, when she pops some pills"

"when the whole village listens to..."

"...a daayro(gujrati folk music)she likes listening to techno music"

"There's complete confusion"

"no it cant be," - "House in trouble. Everything is upside down"

"It's a strange situation"

"She's a gangster"

"no my friend"

"She's a thief"

"Plenty of trouble"

"She's the prime suspect"

"she slips out in the night, creates confusion,"

"she's herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery"

"she's gone crazy, her brain is racing,"

"she has mixed all the food together"

"cant be my brother, cant be my god, cant be my lord,"

"cant be the one doing wrong stuff"

"does this toothpaste have sugar"

"she slips out... she slips out"

"There's complete confusion"

"House in trouble. Everything is upside down"

"It's a strange situation"

"She's a gangster"

"everything is mixed up, everything is confusion"

"BOOM BOOM PARTY!"

Nikhil, bro you can't be late for your own party!

You guys leave... I'll come

Bye...

Can I also come? I want to meet Pappa

Thank you for coming. - Congratulations!

No, no... Thanks, bye.

Man don't you think this is the perfect time to relaunch Meeta?

"Return of Meeta!"

Yup if you want to kill Papa, its a deadly idea...

Should I worry about Deeksha's wedding...

...or keep running behind this crazy girl?

I am fed up of this...

Pappa... My project?

Look at her...

I'd said - don't be lenient, you didn't listen.

Don't send her away to study, you did.

Don't let her stay by herself, you did...

...and today you let her into the wedding...

what's the issue with me here at the wedding?

Shutup!

I have an issue with you!

Your torn jeans, your unmade hair!

She doesn't look like a girl from any angle.

Devesh she is going to bring home a bride!

Right or wrong? Speak up now

Make up your mind, you want me to Shut up, or speak?

Shut up!

Treat me with respect...

...or I will kill you...

You've spoilt her, deal with her...

Imbecile!

But Pappa... my project?!

Pappa, please

Enough Meeta...

...there's a wedding on... wear some decent clothes

The day before Deeksha's wedding she ran away with all the money...

Papa had a heart attack on the day of wedding...

...and instead of bidding the bride adieu, he was in the ICU.

She's been gone since then,

and you want to relaunch that Meeta?!

Very good!

Err...

what?

Err... - "Err" what?

Meeta... in the car!

WHAT?!

Shit! - What happened?

She was right here! - Where's she now?

Everyone calls me Bachu! - Meetu?

Fatty - you are falling out of your clothes!

Do you still steal food from other's plates?

What are you doing here?

What are you -?

What are you doing here?

Come with me!

I want to dance! - Quiet!

Karishma, what is she doing here?

Deeksha, please don't tell anyone... I'll just come back!

Karishma!

Pappa.

Nikhil, I can't believe you did this! Are you crazy?!

How many times did I say not to bring her here?

When are you going to get some brains?

You can't do one thing right!

I can't get through to Kabir...

Hurry up and leave Kabir... Leave the phone... Just hurry up and go!

Yup... Ya! - What if Pappa sees her?!

Do whatever you feel like with her...

...Iock her in a room... or leave her by the roadside...

I don't care!

You're hurting me! - Just get in

Vada Pav?

Should we eat?

I haven't had one in years...

I am really hungry... I've not eaten anything since lunch... please!

I am not going to stop even if you die of hunger!

You are a curse...

...the devil incarnate!

Everything was set...

I'd planned such a grand surprise...

She would've forgiven me...

but you've ruined everything!

To hell with Vada pav...

why do you keep doing that? Are you going blind?!

Where's Nikhil?

Err... he... he's gone out... something came up

The payment for the event has been made, yes? I can enjoy, yes?

Only 5 Vada Pavs... please.

Hello...

Nikhil...

Nope... He's gone to get Vada Pav...

And who are you?

He's come - Take this.

Pappa... No No... I'll be there...

Right away!

Hello George... the car's stalled...

Ya, I'll text you where...

Give me money... I'm still hungry

Heh... It's not opening?

What did you think... we're out on a date in this rain?

Shall I get you some wine?!

We're locked in Meeta... why can't you get it?!

Move... you're blocking the light

what's the matter?

The battery's dead... - So, what next?

AC to DC... If I charge it then... energy

Do you have a laptop charger? - It's in the car...

Do what you have to, I need to get back to the party!

Yup

How will the battery get charged here?

You're a Chemical engineer from llT...

Then why did you have to steal and run?

I needed funds for my project...

Pappa refused... he thought I wanted to buy drugs...

I had no other option

Damn cool ya! Why don't I get such ideas?

What did you do there all these years?

From here I went to a University in China, for my PhD.

3 years later my PhD was over, and so was the grant...

But the research wasn't.

So I borrowed funds from a private investor...

...and opened a lab where I am doing my research.

And I've made this till now...

This is what you've made after 7 years...

Forget Pappa even I wouldn't give you money for this

It's a high density polymer.

The material's density is increased so much that...

...millions of molecules become one single molecule.

This material then does not absorb any energy.

It only reflects.

That's what this ball is made from and it will keep bouncing until...

It's stopped by an external force.

I think your battery's charged...

Dude, let's launch this ball at the cricket league opening ceremony...

All the batsmen, will lose it!

This ball can provide electricity

For an entire apartment building For 24 hours... non-stop.

Hey, Hey guys! Don't leave now... please stay na? Please... ya

Just wait dude... I'm coming! Just wait!

Hi!

Just come with me for a second... I have a surprise for you

what were you doing till now?

I was dropping her off... I wasn't on the beach!

What do I know...

Karishma

Karishma, just come for a sec

Everything's ready... please just come

Please Karishma, don't go like this it's very embarrassing...

You deserve it...

Sorry - Be careful

Open your fists like this... Now stretch... you'll feel good

Like how kids sleep... with wide, Open arms... no baggage... stress free...

Kids don't suffer breaks ups...

Exactly.

Only adults complicate & stress their lives...

...like these tightly closed fists...

what do you want?

Please just do it...

Breathe in...

...Breathe out

Breathe in...

...Breathe out

Karishma is never happy with anything I do...

...and then she'll break up... for any damn reason...

sometimes even without one.

Then why don't you break up with her?

Is it some sort of a motto you sisters have around break-ups?

We've have broken up regularly each month in the last seven years,

like a mortgage payment.

Many times I have felt like walking away...

...but fear that...

...she will not come chasing after me to cajole or explain...

why don't you try leaving her once?

I don't want to leaver her!

It only takes 2 seconds to leave...

...but what about the heartache that follows?

And what's the guarantee, that the next girl you meet will be perfect?

So you keep breaking up, till you meet someone perfect?!

Like animals...

It's easy to walk away man...

...but to make a relationship work,

there need to be adjustments... sacrifices...

That's quite a pragmatic thought...

But it's also depressing and unromantic.

Tell me why have you come back?

To steal...

Steal?!

Do it...

Isn't it like this?

You can do this also...

Aunty c'mon... they're calling you

Gargi, I can't find my necklace.

What?

Is Nikhil asleep?

No Pappa! He must be around...

You can't meet Pappa right now!

Don't argue!

You're not listening... Just go upstairs right now

Nikhil...

...Everybody's waiting for

Go upstairs, I'll come.

What is she doing here?

Nothing.

What if Pappa sees her? Everyone is here!

Don't worry. She's going.

Gimme two minutes

Hurry up... Everyone's waiting...

Just come with me

Just let me see Pappa once? - No!

Stay here... You cannot come down.

So, I need to lock you in.

I won't come down...

I trust Meeta... but I don't trust Meeta 2.0... your 'after-pills' version!

What if I need to use the loo?

Hold it... you're not a kid!

The diamond necklace is missing.

It's not where I had left it.

I am sorry for yesterday...

It's okay...

Of course I am late, there was a ceremony at home...

You brief Adnani, I'll just reach there

Ya, don't worry... I'll get there

Shit! Salim... I forgot to wear my lucky trousers...

I'll get there, okay.

It's a necklace, not a shoe!

I think I found Sita uncle's shirt under the sofa!

How much was it for?

Maa... what's happening here?

The necklace is missing...

Your Dad is investigating inside...

Papa!

Shit!

I am so sorry...

I borrowed this saree from Gargi...

I drink a lot of water...

So... I couldn't control

I'm really sorry...

Hi... l'm here to see Mr. Adnani.

Sure, please have a seat I'll call the manager.

He'll take you in.

Sir, 50 million is loose change

For you... you've changed the fates of so many industries...

Now please change our fates too...

No, I can't give you money... Sorry...

why?

I am Mukesh Adnani.

I have been a game-changer in Robotics, IT, Bio Tech, and what not...

...and you are begging me for 50 million?

What game can you possibly change with 50 million?

I don't want to be a game-changer...

I just want to get married... and for that I need 50 million!

I'll give the money. I should have it in a couple of days...

Thanks but I don't want a penny from your family...

I started a business to make Karishma happy...

She is nowhere close to being pleased...

But I've lost the little self-respect I had from this constant begging!

You clearly hate what you do...

Okay

Actually you know, I...

...forget it

Keep this a secret...

...certainly from my dad...

I should've become a police officer...

IPS

well become one now...

You crazy?

...After seven years of attempted entrepreneurship, IPS seems good...

Had I become a cop I may have liked to be a thief...

...there's no guarantee on what the mind will like next...

A guarantee in love, a guarantee in work, a guarantee over the mind...

...might as well have been born with a guarantee card

Now can you stay quiet...

...I have an important meeting and it is my last chance...

Uh...

Quiet!

Just tell me...

There are no 'last chances' only second chances!

Mr. Nikhil...

Ya

You're late by an hour.

Ya... Sorry...

traffic...

Sir, just say yes and change our fates

The meeting's in here?

If you'd come any later, it would've been in the shower room.

Ssssir, please change our fate too...

Hi Sir... Nikhil...

Sir I'm a huge huge... fan...

Its such an honour to sit with you sir...

Sir I'm not here for 50 million...

I'm here to share an idea...

...to change a game...

I'm sure you watch cricket?

How was it played initially?

A batsman would hit the ball, and if the ball were to get stuck in a tree,

until the fielder returned the ball back to the wicketkeeper,

batsman could keep taking runs...

Finally they introduced boundaries, so that matches could get over...

...started playing test matches...

...when they got bored with that one-days...

...and today after 20 years 20-20...

...but what after this?

What are we going to do next?

Next is what?!

10 overs cricket maybe?

Correct but after that what? 0-0 is not a possibility...

...so think for a minute...

...what if I were to tell that the cricket field is a revolving disc...

and within the 15 yard circle 2 flying fielders...

...who will catch the ball mid-air.

Sir, imagine if I was the idea and you were the technology...

...then our kite would soar high up in the sky!

Don't you wanna know, how my meeting was?

I know... you didn't get the money...

How did you know?

If you'd gotten it, you would've been on the phone...

...yelling & shouting orders...

How do you know, that's what I would be doing...

You are the oxygen to my double hydrogen...

...the chemistry between us flows like water...

Sir, H2O

Oh! Thanks!

Ssir, this was our last chance...

Salim!!! There are no 'last chances'- only second chances!

Thanks. - Mention not

Me and Gargi had an argument today because,

Cheers!

I think she should cut her hair

I hope Meeta is coming?

Why?

She's too much fun to drink with...

But, what she is doing at the gate.

Hold this...

Hold on! Where are you going?

I'm going home... - why?

I want to meet my Pappa...

Can't you wait for one day...

I haven't even seen Pappa, since I've come back...

You can only look... Don't move an inch...

And you can't have those pills

Promise?

Say it.

Should I call Karishma Ma'am?

No...

Madam's room is that side

Pappa...

Pappa...

Pappa!

Who -?

You?

What do you want?

Can you come out for a moment?

Come Pappa...

One sec, come here...

ya...

what is it?

I was driving by...

...and thinking about the wedding seating arrangements...

...where would I sit and where would Karishma sit...

...nothing's finalised right?

And you HAD to wake me up for this?

No, no... I was thinking about how best to arrive to the wedding?

Instead of a car how about on a horseback?

Son if you so wish arrive atop a rocket...

...just arrive at the right venue...

Can I leave now?

You're absolutely right Pappa...

...I'm so sorry I woke you up, thanks...

Done? Did you see him?

What?!

This big tree was in the way... and you'd said 'Don't move an inch'

I can't go back in...

please try and understand...

Dude! What are you doing? Come back...

Come back...

Pappa...

You're back...

You wanna go outside again?

No... upstairs?

Come Na Pappa...

Papa you are completely right...

...the parking lot will be overflowing...

...so where will I park my car?

Which is why I decided I would arrive on horseback...

...however I do see an issue with that too...

Papa imagine you were the horse and this... ya... here

Here we park it - I'll fall down!

Just a sec Pappa, behave like a horse Pappa...

I won't ride you, don't worry!

Just move 70 degrees... Er north-west

which degree?

The horse will destroy everything... what're you doing Pappa?! No, No, No!

Just come here... under the light... ya

watch out, there's horse-shit there! What're you doing Pappa?!

If the horse is at the main door, it will chew all the flowers away!

You've woken me up so that we can play horsey in the middle of the night?!

I think I'll just come on foot

what's wrong Pappa? Is there a problem?

No... I think I saw...

Pappa... I'll take your leave?

I couldn't find another angle...

Let's go?

Let's go?

Karishma is not the right girl for you...

...get married to me...

Okay. Pick one.

Karishma...

Anyway, I can never break up.

I know...

...I know you'll never let me go and I will never need to run away from you...

And there's no guarantee that you are going to be perfect?!

I come with a lifetime guarantee...

what are you looking at... look away!

"Love's beckoning, when it comes,"

"Love's beckoning, comes when it does,"

"Until then, within your sight,"

"Until then, within your sight,"

"By your side, I will be."

"A steadfast gaze upon you,"

"peals of laughter, at all you do,"

"Drive myself all crazy,"

"And keep you full of mirth,"

"Keep a steadfast gaze on you."

"Many a splendrous color you adorn,"

"Surely descended from another world,"

"Many a splendorous color you adorn,"

"Surely descended from another world,"

"The color is in the eye of the beholder,"

"Hark upon these words,"

"Until then, within your sight"

"Until then, within your sight"

"By your side, I will be"

"A steadfast gaze upon you,"

"Reside forever within your eyes."

"Drive myself all crazy,"

"And keep you full of mirth,"

"Keep a steadfast gaze on you."

"Loves blessings, one knows not its arrival,"

"loves blessings, it arrives when it does,"

"Until then, within your sight,"

"Until then, within your sight,"

"By your side, I will be."

Nikhil, where were you all morning?

Welcome...

I found all this in your bag...

did you buy all of this?

Tell me, where is the necklace?

Did you sell it? Are you hiding it?

Tell me.

Tell me the truth... or I will call the police...

Kabir, you're friends with such thieves?

No... Meeta...

why did you do this?

Just get in now...

what's wrong with you MA!

Why did you have to steal that necklace?

What did I know he will find out?!

Poor Meeta is getting blamed for all this!

Look here

In the undegarments?!

That necklace, was rightfully mine,

I am the youngest in the house!

Give it here... if the cops come, we will go to jail!

She even looks like a professional crook...

Kabir, are you her accomplice?!

Is she alone, or does she have a gang?

Please wait...

Dad used to be a cop... He's used to saying these things

How do you know he's not right?

I know you didn't take the necklace

And these other things, are in

your bag because of 'Meeta 2.0'- After-pills!!

God knows what kind of friends you have!

You've figured me out in just 3 days?

Don't worry, we'll look for a solution

Hey!

Sir, I haven't stolen the necklace...

You've checked my bag...

Now you should check everyone else's bags too...

And anyway I stole it, so your wife could have it...

You are about to send my 'to be' wife to jail...

If she went to jail, I would've punished myself... I would've slit my wrists!

Now hurry up... or I will be left alone, singing solo numbers all my life

My poor son!

Oh... So now a thief will tell a cop how to solve a case?

Let it be there... put it back

But this is mine Dad...

It's evidence now. Keep it back...

The Bluetooth is Nikhil's...

this chocolate is Anant's...

and this sauce...

I bought that sauce... and sugar

And these clips are mine...

And this toothpaste.

She even eats toothpaste!

I've seen it myself...

what? She eats toothpaste.

She must have been hungry

This girl is a thief!

Dad, you can't call her a thief till you've proved anything!

Is it?

As per the rules of crime investigation...

...the criminal is someone you suspect the least...

Oh...

Yup, that's what Sherlock always says...

Right, and suspect no. 1 is

You!

What? - Correct.

Absolutely right, Sherlock

what rubbish... who is this Sherlock?

What batch of police service is he from?

Get him on the phone...

Sir, please get your bag...

what? It's my necklace...

why will I still steal it?!

DO YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?!

My dear watson... his bag!

Watson? Who is this watson now?

Abhinandan, go get my bag!

Uncle, there's a shopful of bags here...

which one is it?

The big red bag... that's mine!

The one with the black handle... and wheels?

Stop wasting time and hurry up

You moron! Or should I do it myself?

No, I am coming uncle...

I am at the door...

C'mon, C'mon move it! Hurry up!

I am coming...

You are suspecting a police officer?

Teaching me the rules of crime investigation?!

Are you out for a stroll?

What's wrong with you!

Is this the bag?

Yes!

Why do you walk queerly...

...keep it here...

No! That one!

Idiot!

...Open it...

Are you ss... sure?

Of course, I am sure! Open it!

Show Madam...

what's inside a police officer's bag!

Socks...

Yes, socks... Made in England! Keep it back.

Underwear

Don't display it... keep it inside...

what's this?

It's a medicine...

That's Viagra...

It's a bandage!

What do you want me to do? Put it back...

Done. Finished.

Open it properly... investigate properly... Madam should see

all there is to see in the bag!

Oh my god... oh my god... oh my god!

Oh my god! It's the NECKLACE!

You? - How did this get here!?

I am a police officer... goddamit!

Were.

Why're you all looking at me?!

I've heard people getting senile after retirement...

...but he seems to have lost it...

All his life he played cops'n'robbers...

...now that there aren't any thieves left he plays the role himself...

...and has converted his house into a police station...

Just let it go...

He must've accidentally put it there...

Meeta...

Sorry

I've invited the whole building for lunch... join us?

Can you please call Gargi, I need help...

No one's here... everybody's gone down

Done!

Ms. Meeta...

Sorry

what is it?

Err... Nothing...

"I like salsa, I like rumba, but if you wanna really party"

"Throw your hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody"

"Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!"

"I like salsa, I like rumba, but if you wanna really party"

"Throw your hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody"

"Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!"

"Nothing like my handsome lover,"

"Nothing like my dreamboat savior,"

"Nothing like some colorful bangles,"

"And a fiery nosering."

"Do the boogie woogie"

"As we twist and shout,"

"I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song"

"I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song"

"To the beats of the drums,"

"I sway and sashay"

"Let loose inhibitions,"

"And swing the hips"

"Theres nothing wrong"

"I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song"

"I like salsa, I like rumba, but if you wanna really party"

"Throw your hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody"

"Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!"

"Trumpets sound, to hoof beats in the tent"

"Sweets n savories n drinks abound,"

"Topped off by an icing of happiness,"

"Multiplied manifold."

"Uncles n aunts n grannies n mums."

"Posing for snaps pout crimson"

"Putting on a show, flying high,"

"Uplifted on gusts of warm air."

"Pop open bottles of champagne quick"

"I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song"

"To the beats of the drums,"

"I sway and sashay"

"Let loose inhibitions,"

"And swing the hips"

"Theres nothing wrong"

"I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song"

"This pair"

"May the heavens bless"

"This pair"

"I too want to create a pair"

"This pair"

"As our palms and the destiny lines meet"

"Shower us with congratulations"

"The entire universe"

"Distribute sweets, and sweet tidings"

"A thousand times thanked the lord"

"If He bothers my Ionesome a glance,"

"All i ask is for a lover as he,"

"A loving partner."

"For my Senti, He would be Mental"

"I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song"

"I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song"

"Do the boogie woogie"

"As we twist and shout,"

"I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song"

"Punjabi wedding song"

So, you need to pay that Chinese investor back?

Yup

And your project isn't complete?

And you had return the money, last week?

Yup...

And so you're going to steal the money?

To put it simply yes, but...

Can we please keep it simple?

Why not ask Papa for the money... no need to steal then?

Well, I asked 7 years ago... and he refused...

I've somehow got a 3-day extension...

If I ask him now, and he refuses... I won't even have the option to steal...

Yup!

Then run away...

...Last time it was China... this time, maybe Africa?

I could... but...

But what?

Actually, they needed a guarantor for the loan...

...so at that time I forged the documents,

and made Pappa the guarantor.

And, he has no idea about it?!

Nope...

And those guys could come here and...

what is this? Listen to me...

You don't even speak Hindi!

Pappa! - Pappa!

Hey mummy!

Do you have any shame?

Should I be ashamed? Or should I save Pappa? Decide?

Shut up! You fraud!

Now forge some more and steal from anyone else?

Why does it have to be your own father?

Coz, my father is my Pappa.

It's against my principles to steal from others...

Oh, now you have principles!

How much money do you need?

100 million.

A 100 million?

You mean 7 zeros... after '1'

Er... 8 zeros actually

Nobody keeps that kind of cash at home... especially your Pappa

I don't need cash... I just need 20 minutes on his computer

Computer?

You'll hack your own Pappa's Account...

Don't do that ya...

So how much money do you need for the tender?

100 million...

...and I need it in the next 3 days Pappa...

...trust me... you'll not regret lt...

Your own family stands to get gain from this...

You have no idea... this will solve everything...

...just... just give it to me.

I don't get what does Karishma see in you!

But, now that she has decided To marry you... what can I do

I feed Prateeksha's husband and I shall feed you as well...

Pappa, it's not like that...

Then what's it like?

First It was 50 million,

now it's a 100 Million...

See this is a large sum...

...I'll need the board's permission...

It'll take time.

Let it be Pappa... I'll manage it from somewhere else...

Sorry for disturbing you...

And I request you, please don't tell Karishma about this

She already knows... she tells me everything...

like the 3 million you owe her for...

Pappa it's 2.5, not 3 million!

This is the calculation...

The house was for 30 Million.

I took 2.5 from Karishma,

And the rest 27.5 was paid by me Pappa?

And it is THIS house, your daughter will live in...

...and when you have grandkids, they will live in THIS same House...

So if you're losing sleep over that money,

I'll return it to Karishma today itself!

Hey... Mr. Groom! All set for the Dance at night?

And... how's everything? All well?

What do you want to know?!

Everything is screwed! Nothing is well...

EVERTYHING is screwed! Work... Personal life...

...and whatever little is left, your darling will come and screw it for me!

But all you care about is the dance at night!

With those stupid sticks!

Sorry Vipul Uncle...

I'm really sorry... please don't mind it...

Arre, it's okay...

Friends don't say 'sorry' or 'thank you'

How's everything? All well?

Bye.

Don't go... we'll do something Meeta

Nikhil, what's going on?

What do you mean?

You're getting married in 2 days Nikhil

Ma, there's nothing like that...

Meeta... listen... I've an idea

You come with us... and apologize to everyone at home...

wait... listen...

How will that get me the money?

Don't worry about that...

I have a back up plan...

...as soon as your family sees you, it'll turn into a circus...

...At that time, I'll break in and copy a mirror image...

...of your Pappa's computer for you...

And why will you do this?

Because, secretly I want to become a hacker...

Do you need my help?

And Deeksha, how's every... - Everyone has come uncle!

And, how's everything?

Welcome my India idol! How's everything?!

Give me my pills...

You're stressed... hmm?

Why don't you stretch your arms, open your fists, like kids?

No... These are different... sensations... like...

Shivering, palpitating

This is not stress generated.

Shut up... don't go all llT mumbo jumbo on me...

...I found out about those meds too...

...Selective sertonin reuptake inhibitors...

Anti depressants is what you are taking...

...Hey listen we too get these 'sensations' of yours...

...however when we do get them we scream, swear, cry.

. don't take pills like you...

...you are scared... actually you are a total coward...

Meeta... the last time you ran away, Papa had a heart attack...

So, just get in there... and apologize to everyone...

Hey, come with me for 2 minutes.

Where to bro? - Come no

2 minutes!

I need to be alone in there... okay...

if someone's coming in, you need to warn me... got it?

But bro, how do I warn you?

Just do something...

A song! If someone approaches, I'll sing a song!

Sorry granny...

what are you doing here...

Isn't it enough you've ruined my wedding,

what do you want to ruin now?

"Hey gorgeous"

"sometime, somewhere, in secret"

"slip away to meet me"

"speak sweet words to me"

"but don't ever meet anyone this way save me!"

What happened?

Well bro I was practising for the competition I'm participating in

Donkey, wasn't singing our alert signal?

Oh sorry bro...

...I can't keep too long from launching into a song...

...how about I cough violently if someone arrives...

And now, even if you really have to cough, just hold it in...

Or I will kill you!

That won't be needed...

Hello!

What are you doing here? - Mummy!

Who called you here?

You think you can walk in here whenever you feel like?!

Who got her here?

Why have you come here?

Get out before your Pappa gets here...

Don't say that Ma... I am sorry...

why can't you let your Pappa live in peace...

Mumma...

what do I do?

Wow, Pappa!

If it weren't for the guests outside, I would've killed you...

Just get out of here... go!

Won't you forgive your own daughter Uncle?

Dont you dare uncle me...

You are dead to me...

wretch, you humiliated us and the entire family...

I will not repeat this

I will break your head!

Are you leaving or should I bury you here alive

I just want to meet Pappa once...

Alpesh Bhai!

What're you doing Alpesh Bhai?!

SHUT UP!

Shamless wretch

Hit harder Alpesh Bhai

Don't leave her!

It's not like this is her house right?

She can't leave us, and come back whenever she wants...

Don't hold back... finish her!

And why it's not just her fault...

I am also at fault...

If I had listened to you...

...we'd still be running a small saree shop in our hometown...

...you're right... punish us both...

cause we're alike...

I haven't stopped looking for her since the day she left...

...not a day goes by when I don't think about her...

About how must she be living?

Whether she is even alive or...

I've been praying that she returns for 7 years...

so slap her harder...

She deserves it...

But so do I!

Devesh, don't get emotional...

She's a complete fraud... and a thief she's back only to steal again...

So she stole from her father...

So what?

So what?

Does all this not belong to her?

Does all this not belong to her?

She's my child Alpesh...

...My blood!

That is my fault...

And that is my fault...

How much longer? Everybody's waiting...

I am waiting for Nikhil...

Nikhil, Nikhil! He must be around...

Just come!

Nikhil!

I'll steal 150 million...

what for?

50 million for you...

I don't want your stolen money...

It's against my principles... and why worry now...

...just ask your Pappa... why're you complicating everything?

Let's go the party has started

Meeta, stealing is not -

Thanks...

wow... you can say 'Thanks'?

Bye

You still don't have the money...

Karishma will leave you

She's not that bad... I'm going to tell her the truth...

she'll be mad, but she will forgive me.

You go ahead... I'll come.

No Karishma, you have to come now!

Nikhil, are you here for the party or to talk?

Give us a minute.

Go.

Karishma

I've been watching you Nikhil...

...you've been postponing money matters and taking me for a spin...

...remember though I can run away from the altar too.

I have the money baby...

I just deposited the cheque...

Thank god... all my nagging has finally paid off...

Hello.

Yes sir. - I haven't slept in two nights...

...your ideas keep circling in my head...

...I have several of my own... How about if the stadium also revolved?

Clockwise and anti-clockwise? Great idea yea?

Sir, the crowds will get dizzy...

I just want to know if you can give me the money?

This ball is made of the same polymer...

Pappa, I need money...

Okay... then take it...

Take it?

It's all yours...

Pappa... I was going to steal again...

Did you?

Pappa, there's one more thing...

"My lucky charm, my lucky charm,"

"Limitless is my love, my lucky charm."

Hey Bro-in-law! You only need to miss

Karishma for one more day... go!

I just had to give Meeta, her bag

I'll give it to her...

Now you have to leave and get ready for tomorrow!

Bye

Poor guy...

"Cherished each moment spent with you,"

"Bemoaned the moments away from you,"

"It's a mystery how we met, Me and You."

"A rich heart, turned to penury,"

"Limitless is my love, my lucky charm."

"Lucky charm, my lucky charm"

"Limitless is my love, my lucky charm."

"I have no dealings with the world, except you,"

"In your eyes dwells happiness of entire cities,"

"A joyful moment or a lifetime of sorrows,"

"when with you they amount to the same."

"Perhaps it was written, our destiny,"

"Or an simply an accidental irony."

"Be as it may, strange indeed,"

I should have come with you to Goa seven years ago

That offer is still open...

"Lucky charm, my lucky charm"

"Limitless is my love, my lucky char,"

"A rich heart, turned to penury,"

"Limitless is my love, my lucky charm."

Hello

we don't have any other option. Lets run away.

I cannot betray Karishma

But you can betray yourself?

Look I cannot end my seven year old relationship...

...on account of the last seven days

what commitment is this?

You don't love her, she wants to break up with you...

...and we both love each other but you're still marrying her?

What logic is this?

Meeta you will apply logic, science, your llT-ness,

stretched palms and get out of this situation.

However I'm an emotional fool...

...will get stuck in this...

You won't be stuck, I guarantee you this...

Please... don't confuse me anymore...

Just go... Go back to China!

Gimme... At least show me!

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you,"

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you."

"In the face of silences,"

"Search for your call,"

"Search for your call,"

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you,"

Meeta's gone... Even my 100 million couldn't stop her

"In the face of silences,"

"Search for your call,"

"Search for your call,"

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you."

"In the face of silences,"

Do you remember what you told me 7 days ago?

I got the money...

Meeta, I want to become a police

I am not Meeta, I'm Karishma

Do you guys want to get married?

"Sometimes wandering in circles,"

"At other times beaten by desires,"

"The love bird sulks around the moon."

"The smallest of compromises,"

"It must always abstain from,"

"No force can convince it of."

"The world and its shackles,"

"Mean nothing at all when,"

"The tug is from the heartstring,"

"The tug is from the heartstring."

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you,"

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you."

"In the face of silences,"

"Search for your call."

"Search for your call."

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you,"

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you."

Do you love me?

We've fought and made up for the last 7 years,

doesn't mean we can do that all our lives...

There is a huge difference between a 'break up' and a divorce.

I used break up with you because I knew you will never leave me...

You were always perfect for me...

...but I was never right for you...

If I break up with you... will you stop me?

What do you want me to do?

What do you want?

"In you I place my trust, for you are my confidante,"

"All my inadequacies, you are well aware of."

Just go Nikhil... don't make me break up with you again...

"Yet every emotion, in essence innocent."

"Strange are my habits,"

"selfish some desires,"

Please just go...

"Yet every emotion, in essence innocent."

"I am a dark empty tunnel"

"and you the light at the end of which,"

"I am the night that engulfed me,"

You're scared... Actually, you are a total coward!

"And you the dawn of redemption."

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you."

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you."

"In the face of silences,"

"Search for your call,"

"Search for your call,"

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you,"

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you,"

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you,"

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you,"

where are you going?! - I am running away uncle

How can you run away, while I am still here?!

Come, just come here - Okay... Okay

Bye!

Catch him... Don't let him go.

Devesh, that Nikhil is running

away and you are sitting here

Calm down... He's going to come back right here

I wish we could get rid of him, so easily...

He is joining the police force, by the way

Right now?

No... after the wedding...

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you,"

"The giddy heart... sets forth for you,"

Are you coming or going somewhere?

No... right now I'm stuck.

I have these sensations...

...as if fountains of cool water are breaking out underneath...

...and simultaneously, fireworks are going off above...

...and this time it's raised to the power N and then they go to infinity -

Sir... if she smiles, she's snared

But why are we going to Germany?

Don't you have to be in China?

Actually my vendors were trying to procure from Germany,

but the cheque was returned, so they need me to issue...

a cheque, so they need to solve the problem... - Just a sec!

There is a problem in Germany too!

Please tell me you don't have to hack something over there?!

Technically... No... But we will be addressing the problem...

Meeta, I'm going to be a cop...

I cannot be part of a criminal activity!

Don't worry... you're safe... you are under Indian jurisdiction!

What do you mean I am safe... we both need to be safe?!

We're going there to relax - we will both be safe!

I'll solve every problem, don't worry!

We're going to relax, let's change our tickets, let's go somewhere else...

Just raise your hands... - I'm not raising my hands!

"You know she like the drama"

"Yeah, she's a sexy mama"

"And when she dance, everybody goes"

"You know she like the drama"

"Yeah, she's a sexy mama"

"And when she dance, everybody goes"

"Innocent at a glance,"

"However crooked the stance,"

"Mouthing bitter words,"

"Delicious is her tongue."

"Fragrance of the rose petals,"

"wine in a shapely bottle,"

"A scene of total decimation."

"Her attitude is funky,"

"An opera worth a penny,"

"The gal's a drama queen."

"A saucerful of eyes"

"A reservoir of tears,"

"The gal's a drama queen"

"Her attitude is funky,"

"An opera worth a penny,"

"The gal's a drama queen."

"A saucerful of eyes"

"A reservoir of tears,"

"The gal's a drama queen"

"I sing upon tables,"

"And twirl upon chairs,"

"Fulfill all the heart desires."

"Think what you will,"

"A result of intoxication,"

"Or signs of losing my marbles."

"Fragrance of the rose petals,"

"wine in a shapely bottle,"

"A scene of total decimation."

"Her attitude is funky,"

"An opera worth a penny,"

"The gal's a drama queen."

"A saucerful of eyes"

"A reservoir of tears,"

"The gal's a drama queen."

"Her attitude is funky,"

"An opera worth a penny,"

"The gal's a drama queen."

"A saucerful of eyes"

"A reservoir of tears,"

"The gal's a drama queen"

"You know she like the drama"

"Yeah, she's a sexy mama"

"And when she dance, everybody goes"

"You know she like the drama"

"Yeah, she's a sexy mama"

"And when she dance, everybody goes"

"Your eyes seem to spit,"

"Bullets episodically, and delay,"

"Snuffing of life in an instance."

"With a rosary of pearls,"

"I penance upon your name,"

"In the hope my name gets an utterance."

"Worth many a million,"

"Your body is gilded bullion,"

"Alas your heart is rather mean."

"Her attitude is funky,"

"An opera worth a penny,"

"The gal's a drama queen."

"A saucerful of eyes"

"A reservoir of tears,"

"The gal's a drama queen"

"Her attitude is funky,"

"An opera worth a penny,"

"The gal's a drama queen."

"A saucerful of eyes"

"A reservoir of tears,"

"The gal's a drama queen"