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( suspenseful music playing )
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( phone dinging )
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( man screams )
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( thuds )
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( phone ringing )
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Hello.
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This is maxwell smart,
Secret agent 86 of control.
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( foreign accent )
I was in love with
Your agent 81
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Who was killed.
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He told me
If anything happens to him
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I must contact you.
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I have namesof enemy agents.
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Hold on just a second.
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All right, go ahead.
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I was told
To give you names
In person.
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I am with swimming team
Which is meeting
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Your american girls
In washington.
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Where can I contact you?
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We will be training
At the international
Sports club.
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Well, how will I
Recognize you?
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I am 5'5",
Have brown hair--
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Go on, I'm recording
Every word.
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Well, uh, I may have
Missed one or two.
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Would you mind starting
From the beginning?
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I give you my name.
You get pencil.
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That's all right.
I have a fantastic memory.
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Verna lenya
Tsganyokov.
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I'd better
Get a pencil.
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Two drawers
And only one shot left.
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Hello.
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I hear gunshot.
You are dead?
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No, I'm all right.
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I was just looking
For a pencil.
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I couldn't find one.
You'd better just
Give me your name.
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Verna lenya tsganyokov.
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I'm sorry,
I can't make you out.
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What is your last name?
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Tsganyokov.
T-s-g-a-n--
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T-s-j-e-a-n--
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- ( door opens )
- someone's coming.
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I will contact you
At international sports club.
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International sports club.
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I'd better
Write that down.
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( theme music playing )
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Man over loudspeaker:
start!
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That's the american
Team, max.
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The other team
Is over there.
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I'll spot
The girl who phoned me
In a second, chief.
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She said she was 5'5"
And had brown hair.
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This may take
A little longer
Than I thought, chief.
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Then you can't
Identify her, max?
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Uh, no, chief.
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Whoever it is,
I can't wait to
Contact her.
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Max, didn't you say
The girl gave you her
Name on the phone?
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Yes, it was
One of those long
Foreign names,
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But I'm sure
I'll recognize it
As soon as I hear it.
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I can register the girls
Using my cover identity
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As an official
Of the swimming meet.
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As soon as you
Recognize a name,
You let me know.
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Right, chief.
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Maybe the girl
Will try to signal
You, max.
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I certainly hope so.
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( splashes )
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( foreign accent )
Well, that was good,
But a swan
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Must look like a swan,
Not a vulture.
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We will work on it--
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Uh, I'm here
To register the girls.
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They already have been
Officially registered.
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Haven't you ever heard
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Of an official official
Registration?
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No.
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Well, that's what
We're here for.
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Give him your names.
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Your names, please.
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Myrna lenya askinyarov.
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Verna yanya
Yakornikov.
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Rena lenya
Chavgangriev.
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Nina lenya
Grehornikov.
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All right, girls, go.
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Max, do you know
Which one it is?
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Well, I'm not sure, 99,
But I've got it
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Narrowed down
To two possibles...
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And two maybes.
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I don't like the looks
Of that other man.
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You're always
Suspicious, greco.
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Something strange
Is going on here.
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I'm going to
Check on it.
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Who are you?
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Oh, we're with
The american team.
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We're the chaperone
And the trainer.
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I'm the trainer.
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You don't look
Like a trainer
To me.
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Is that so?
Well, I happen
To be an expert.
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Why, I once trained a girl
To swim
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Across the english channel
Four times!
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Would you believe it?
Four times!
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I find that
Hard to believe.
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Would you believe
Three times across
The mississippi?
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I don't think so.
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How about
Twice around the bathtub?
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Once around the bathtub?
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( phone ringing )
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Hello.
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Verna:
I can't talk now.
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I leave messagewith names of enemy agents
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at bottomof swimming pool.
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when drapeson dormitory windoware closed,
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- you will know
I have left it.
-( clicks )
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Wait.
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- no signal yet?
- no, nothing, chief.
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I wish it would come now
While the area is deserted.
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Everybody's at lunch.
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Maybe there's been
A change of plans.
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Well, if she hasn't left
The message,
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That means they must be
Watching her, chief.
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Yes, you're right.
Well, let's get
Some lunch.
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Ooh, good idea, chief.
I'm starved.
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Look, there's
The signal now.
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Right.
Now she said
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She would leave
The message in the pool.
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I'd better go change
Into my trunks, chief.
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There's no time.
Someone may come.
The area is deserted now.
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Oh, well, I'll take
My clothes off then.
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Max.
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It's all right, 99.
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The drapes are closed.
Nobody can look.
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Will you get
Into that pool now?
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Boy, chief,
That water's cold.
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Now.
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Now?
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Right, chief.
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Uh, what do you
Think, chief--
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A half gainer
Or a nice swan dive?
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Right, chief.
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I myself am
A little partial
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To a one and a half twist
With a double gainer,
Because--
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( shouts )
Get in the pool!
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Is the note
In the bottle, max?
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No, chief,
There is no note.
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Oh.Maybe somebody
Closed the drapes
Accidentally.
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Sorry about that, max.
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Well, that's all right, chief.
It wasn't a complete
Waste of time.
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This is a deposit bottle.
I can get a nickel
Back on it.
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It was a good suggestion,
Eating out here, max.
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At least we can see
If the girl tries to
Signal you again.
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Right, chief.
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Chief, the food here
Is terrible.
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This sandwich tastes
Like I'm chewing
On paper.
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Max, the message!
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I'm chewing on paper.
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Chief,
It's the message.
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"Unable to leave
Message in pool.
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The names of the enemy
Agents are..."
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- are what?
- in my stomach.
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- what?!
- I ate the rest
Of the message, chief.
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I'd better go tell her
I didn't get it.
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What are you
Gonna do, max?
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Don't worry,
I can handle it.
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Sorry about that,
Chief.
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Uh, pardon me, girls,
But I've been expecting
A message
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And I haven't
Received it yet.
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Now in case I'm gone
When it comes,
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I'd like to leave
My telephone number.
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Uh, does anyone here
Have a pencil?
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Never mind.
I will take care of this.
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Exercise.
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Why was it you wanted
To write down your
Telephone number?
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Was it for one
Of my girls?
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One of your girls?
Don't be ridiculous.
Of course not.
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The reason I wanted
To write down my
Telephone number
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Was for--
Was for you.
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( with accent )
For me?Vy?
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"Vy"?Yes, well--
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Well, because it's
The law of nature.
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I mean, after all,
You are a man and
I'm a woman--
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I mean...
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I understand.
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Did the defector
Get your message, max?
It's important.
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- there's something more
Important than that.
- what?
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I'd like to make
An official request
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To have my phone
Number changed.
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I told you there was
Something strange
About him.
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He was trying
To signal someone.
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It's time he has an...
( blows )
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Accident.
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Chief, whoever
Our girl is,
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She must have understood me
When I said I expected
A message.
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( arrow whooshes )
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Sorry about that.
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It didn't know
It was loaded.
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Oh, that's all right.
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You know something,
Chief?
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There's something
About that man
I don't trust.
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Chief, she's got to call.
She's just got to call.
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Don't worry, max.
She will call.
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( ringing )
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You were right, chief.
Hello.
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- it's me.
- good, I've been
Waiting for your call.
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Now listen,
I've got to have
A list of those names.
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Don't worry,
I'll protect you.
Nothing will happen to you.
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all right.I meet you in area
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behind training poolin 15 minutes.
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Right.
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- well, that's it, chief.
- what did she say?
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She's gonna meet me
In 15 minutes.
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Max, please be careful.
You'll be out there alone,
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A walking target
For a killer.
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And...
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Loving it.
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Is it you?
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You!
What are you
Doing here?
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Who are you talking to?
What's that piece of paper
In your hand?
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Wait a minute, greco.
Don't ask me
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So many questions
All at the same time.
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- how do you expect me
To answer them?
- all right.
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- what are you doing here?
- nothing.
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- who are you talking to?
- no one.
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What's that piece of paper
In your hand?
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I don't know.
See?
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Now when you ask me
The questions
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One at a time nicely,
You get answers.
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Well, so long, greco.
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Just a minute.
Give me that piece
Of paper.
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Give it to me.
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You're gonna
Have to kill me
To get this note, greco.
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Then I'll kill you.
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It was only a suggestion.
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Can't you let a guy
Eat in peace?
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Trainer:
greco? greco!
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Sorry about that, greco.
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Hope I wasn't
Out of line.
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Greco, what is it?
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I heard noises
Down here.
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One of our girls
Is meeting the trainer
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From the american team.
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She gave him a note.
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I think we should
Go back to the dormitory
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And work them over,
Find out which one it is.
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No, we need
All of our girls
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For the swimming meet
Tomorrow.
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Until then
We won't let them
Out of our sight.
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And then
When we get back
To our own country
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We will find out
Who it is
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And then take care
Of her.Come.
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You-- you ate
Those names again?!
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I had to eat them, chief,
Otherwise greco would
Have gotten them.
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Why, he tried to kill me.
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Imagine that.
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Chief, I've got
To get those names.
250
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:25,233
I'm going in there,
Find that girl
251
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:27,200
And get that list.
I figure
252
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,300
It'll take me
About... 10 minutes.
253
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,134
But, max, that's
A dormitory full of women.
254
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,333
Hmm.
255
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,600
Better make that
An hour and 10 minutes.
256
00:16:46,801 --> 00:16:48,333
What are you doing here?
257
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,801
Shh, I'm walking
In my sleep.
258
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,267
- with your clothes on?
- with my clothes on.
259
00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:55,434
Yes, well, I always
Walk in my sleep
260
00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:57,101
With my clothes on.
You see,
261
00:16:57,101 --> 00:17:00,101
In case I wake up suddenly
I like to take in
A late movie.
262
00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:02,101
As a matter of face,
I'd better get going,
263
00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:04,300
Because I hate to walk in
On the middle of a picture.
264
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,901
I know you're not
Walking in your sleep.
( chuckles )
265
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,068
Did you come to see
One of my girls?
266
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:10,567
Certainly not!
267
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:13,600
Then you must have come
To see me,
268
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,367
You dear impetuous man.
269
00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:18,467
Couldn't you wait
For me to call?
270
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:20,101
Sorry about that, but I--
271
00:17:20,101 --> 00:17:21,901
- where are you going?
- where am I going?
272
00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:24,233
Yes, well, I thought
I'd go and get
Some flowers.
273
00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:26,600
You see, I hate to come
Visiting empty-handed.
274
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,068
Oh, how thoughtful.
But I do not need flowers.
275
00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:32,300
No flowers.
Well, uh, how about
Some candy?
276
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,534
Or better yet,
Chinese food?
277
00:17:34,534 --> 00:17:36,034
I know a wonderful
Restaurant.
278
00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:37,534
Oh, how nice,
279
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,034
An intimate
Midnight snack.
280
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:43,068
How long will it take you
To get to the restaurant?
281
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,567
Four days.
It's in shanghai.
282
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:46,701
- shanghai?
- would you believe
Hong kong?
283
00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:48,200
Well, wherever it is,
284
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,400
It's a long trip,
And I really better
Get going.
285
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,534
Aren't you going
To kiss me goodbye?
286
00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:55,634
Kiss you goodbye?
Yes, well, I'll kiss
You goodbye
287
00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:57,701
- when I get back
From shanghai.
- now.
288
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,801
Now?Uh, yes, well,
289
00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:01,600
Okay, if you close
Your eyes.
290
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,534
- vy?
- vy?
291
00:18:03,534 --> 00:18:06,367
Because I'm shy,
That's vy.
292
00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:07,967
Kiss me!
293
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:10,801
Kiss me!Kiss me!
Kiss me!
294
00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:13,233
Girls:
What's going on here?
What is this noise?
295
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:15,734
- is he trying to kill you?
- no, he's trying to kiss me.
296
00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:18,467
- you'd better come with me.
- I think you'd better come
With me.
297
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:20,634
If it's all the same to you,
I'd rather go with them.
298
00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:22,233
Get him out of here!
299
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,101
Sorry about that,
Girls.
300
00:18:28,634 --> 00:18:30,567
It wasn't
Your fault, 86.
301
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,834
You did the best
You could, max.
302
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,701
What really
Bothers me, chief,
303
00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:37,233
Is that that girl missed
A golden opportunity.
304
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,600
How?
305
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,934
I was standing right there
In among all those girls.
306
00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:42,600
She could very easily
Have slipped
307
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,168
The list of names
Into my pocket.
308
00:18:44,168 --> 00:18:46,667
Then I could be sitting
Here and reach
Into my pocket
309
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,767
And come up
With the list of names.
310
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,333
- what's that, max?
- the list of names, chief.
311
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:54,267
The list of names?
312
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,267
We have what we came for.
Let's get out of here.
313
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:59,168
Wait a minute, chief.
What about that girl,
314
00:18:59,168 --> 00:19:01,667
That brave
And beautiful girl
That tried to help us?
315
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,767
They find out about this
They'll kill her.
316
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,500
- but max--
- no, 99,
317
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,567
I gave her my personal
Guarantee of safety.
318
00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:09,567
I gave her my promise
That I'd protect her.
319
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,500
That's it.
I'm gonna wait
Until morning
320
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,467
And then I'm going
In there.
321
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,034
Stop.Turn around.
322
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,867
It's you!
323
00:19:31,867 --> 00:19:34,500
Yes, it's me,
And you might as well
Know the truth.
324
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,801
I'm from control
And one of your girls
325
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,534
Gave me a list
Of enemy agents and
I'm here to take her out.
326
00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:41,634
- you know
You could be killed.
- I don't care.
327
00:19:41,634 --> 00:19:43,701
That doesn't
Make any difference.
The important thing is
328
00:19:43,701 --> 00:19:45,400
That she risked
Her life to help me
329
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,134
And I gave her my word
I'd protect her.
330
00:19:47,134 --> 00:19:49,901
And you don't go back
On your word to a brave
And beautiful girl.
331
00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:52,034
- take me.
- you?
332
00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:55,101
I am the brave
And beautiful girl.
333
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,667
You are?
334
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:00,434
Well, how can I be
Sure of that?
335
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:02,600
How do I know
You were the one
That gave me the list?
336
00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:06,467
Is your name
Vanya lenya yaskanyokov?
337
00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:07,534
No.
338
00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:09,867
- renya lenya chavganriev?
- no.
339
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:11,867
- nina lenya granoraveth?
- no.
340
00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:14,600
- verna lonya anyaazov?
- no.
341
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,267
No.Well,
That takes care of that,
342
00:20:16,267 --> 00:20:19,467
Because the girl that I know
Has a name that sounds
Just like that.
343
00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:21,134
Verna lenya tsganyokov.
344
00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:24,667
That's what
I was afraid of.
345
00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:28,034
Are you sure
You wanna go with me?
346
00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:29,901
- yes
- are you packed?
347
00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:31,233
- no.
- no?
348
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:32,934
Well, why don't you
Go in and pack
349
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:35,101
And I'll come
Back for you, say,
In a couple of weeks?
350
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,701
No, we'd better go now.
351
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:38,834
Greco is sure
To find out what
I have done.
352
00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:41,567
Greco has
Already found out
What you have done.
353
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:44,500
Greco has
Already found out
What you have--
354
00:20:46,534 --> 00:20:48,200
Drop the gun, verna.
355
00:20:49,701 --> 00:20:52,967
Now I'm going to
Take care of both of you.
356
00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:55,333
You're looking
For trouble, greco.
357
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,034
And who's going
To give it to me?
358
00:20:58,233 --> 00:20:59,233
Run!
359
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:00,734
Wait a minute,
The gun!
360
00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:10,333
- there are
Guards at the gate.
- how about the back?
361
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,567
No no,
Guards there too.
This way.
362
00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:14,701
There's greco!
363
00:21:14,701 --> 00:21:16,767
- come!
- wait a minute!
364
00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:19,801
Now either
I'm gonna run and hide
Or I'm gonna stand and fight.
365
00:21:19,801 --> 00:21:21,534
He's got a machine gun!
366
00:21:21,534 --> 00:21:23,001
Then run and hide.
367
00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:30,834
Listen, you stay
Right here.
368
00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:33,434
I'm gonna get up
On the high board
Where he can't see me.
369
00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:35,200
Now when he comes to you,
I'll jump him.
370
00:21:46,901 --> 00:21:48,168
Where is he?
371
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,834
Greco, watch out.
372
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:53,034
he's on the high board.
373
00:21:53,034 --> 00:21:54,767
( gunshots )
374
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,068
( gunshots )
375
00:22:06,634 --> 00:22:08,567
Here, keep your eye
On her.
376
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,867
- where are you going?
- to get smart.
377
00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:15,801
If he surfaces,
Kill him.
378
00:22:37,134 --> 00:22:38,967
- ( arrow whooshes )
- ( screams )
379
00:23:19,134 --> 00:23:22,367
Now, mr. Smart...
380
00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:25,068
- ( gunshot )
- ( screams )
381
00:23:26,168 --> 00:23:29,101
Let that be a lesson
To you, greco--
382
00:23:29,101 --> 00:23:31,667
Never look a gift horse
In the mouth.
383
00:23:44,934 --> 00:23:47,867
Well, chief,
We're all set to go.
384
00:23:47,867 --> 00:23:49,901
- I'll go get myrna.
- it's verna, max.
385
00:23:49,901 --> 00:23:51,634
- verna, right.
- that's the trouble
386
00:23:51,634 --> 00:23:53,233
With this whole
Assignment, max.
387
00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:55,467
The names
Of the iron curtain girls
All sounded alike.
388
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,467
- you ready, max?
- just a minute, 99.
389
00:23:57,467 --> 00:24:00,634
I'd like to wish
The american girls good luck
In the swimming meet.
390
00:24:00,634 --> 00:24:03,434
- chief, do you have
The registration list?
- yes.
391
00:24:03,434 --> 00:24:05,333
Well, at least
We won't have any trouble
392
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:07,534
With these good old
American names.
393
00:24:07,534 --> 00:24:10,068
"Bobby jean harper,
394
00:24:10,068 --> 00:24:12,600
Betty june parker,
395
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,068
Bonnie joan booker
396
00:24:15,068 --> 00:24:17,634
And bunny jane baker."
397
00:24:23,434 --> 00:24:25,701
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