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♪ ♪

♪ Free from it all ♪

Hi, I'm Rusty Cartwright.

I'm a freshman.

College.

Pretty exciting, huh?

Calvin Hall.

Next!

♪ Till I want to ♪

Welcome to the Zeta Beta house.

Hey!
I'm Ashleigh.

Hi! It's so great
to meet you.

I'm Libby.

So...what's your major?

What's my major?

That's how
you're gonna get me

to join your sorority?

You might wanna try
a little harder than that.

I really like your skirt.

Oh, so this is
the kind of sorority

that cares about
what you wear!

It was just a compliment.

Libby, was it?

Well, I tell you what,
Libby.

Here's a compliment for you.

You're much more shallow
than I expected.

Listen here, whore.

Okay.

Okay, okay.
Awesome, ladies.

Let's hear it
for our Zeta Beta Players.

That was so good.

Now...
that was clearly

a worst-case scenario girl.

Tomorrow night,
we are gonna host

over 1,000 girls
for rush.

And we're gonna get
all types.

We're the best, so of course
we accept nothing less.

Now, what can you tell me

about Ashleigh
just from her appearance?

Anyone?

There are four things
that I see right away.

the stain on the right side
of her Theory shirt.

Means she's sloppy.

Her Marc Jacobs skirt
looks brand new,

but is last season,
so I'm guessing

clearance rack raid.

Her Prada shoes,
while quite nice,

are too big for her feet.

Probably on loan
from a friend

with better taste
and more money.

Four--
Oh!

Oh, oh!

The bags under her eyes.

She's a party girl

who's probably still drunk
from last night.

That's all true!

Thank you, ladies.

Speaking of,
when talking to rushees,

do not discuss
drinking, drugs, or sex.

What if they ask about it?

We have a reputation
to uphold.

Lie!

Remember,

I don't care if she's
the lamest,

fattest girl in the room.

Your mission is to make
every girl

who walks through that door
wanna kill

to be your best friend.

Clear?

Why don't we break
for the day?

Maybe we could go
to the retirement center,

spread some cheer,

rack up
on our philanthropy hours.

I know, I'm like
a stand-up comedian

all of a sudden,
right?

Rush just makes me
so rowdy!

Everyone with an ID,
fake or real,

meet me at Dobbler's
in exactly one hour.

Move out!

Casey, walk with me.

Oh, you came to play.
I'm impressed.

Frannie, please.
This is rush.

So, I have some inside scoop.

Rebecca Logan,

daughter of our fair
state senator,

is coming here this fall,
and she's rushing.

I want her.

Having a senator's daughter
could do so much for us.

That's as good
as a Bush twin.

But without the whole...
war thing.

Having a high-profile pledge
like her puts more alumni money

in the party fund.

Exactly.

The sluts at Tri Pi

have already taken her
to Canyon Lake,

so we have
to up our game,

sell our reputation,
and sell the fact

that we have a direct line
to the hottest guys on campus.

From what I hear,
she's a little boring,

so give her
all the help you can.

Maybe recruit
that stud boyfriend of yours

and some of his
Omega Chi brothers.

No worries.
It's in the bag.

And Casey,

as you know,
I am graduating this spring.

And I am seriously considering
who will be my successor.

Being president of Zeta Beta--

Is the most prestigious honor
offered at this college.

It tells the world you are
the best of the best.

It changed my life.

You're campus royalty.

Land Rebecca Logan...

and you could be the heir
to my throne.

Call you later.

No, Casey, wait.
Do you know where Cal--

♪ And I'm free from it all ♪

♪ I'm not gonna change ♪

♪ Till I want to ♪ ♪

♪ Three days later ♪

♪ You rose again ♪

♪ Jesus, you are
the way and the life ♪

♪ Jesus, you are...♪ ♪

I'm Dale.

All right.

Hey, Dale.
Nice to meet you.

A Yankee, huh?

Uh...I guess.

I'm from Chicago.

I didn't realize
people still used that word.

Oh, I didn't
mean anything by it.

I mean, you gotta be
pretty smart

to get in
the honors engineering program.

How'd you know that?

This is
the honors engineering floor.

You know,
it seems kinda weird,

puttin' us all
in here together,

considering how competitive
the program can get.

But...

I mean, you--
you don't gotta worry.

Um, I am not
into that stuff.

I'm just real,
real confident

when it comes to my grades.

Graduated with a 3.7.

Got a...2110 on my SATs.

Cool.

Yeah, yeah.

How about you?
How'd you do?

I...3.9-something
and 2280.

Right, right...

Are you going to the big

department orientation party
tonight?

A party? College party?

Yeah, it sounds great.

Uh...germs.

Oh!
Fantastic.

Fantastic.

How's it going?

I'm Rusty.

Hi.

Where's your nametag?

I don't feel comfortable
with strangers

having access
to personal information

without my explicit consent.

I think we're done here.

Check out the hotties.

And free Red Bull?

I mean, we get
a whole other week of this

before classes even start.

College rocks.

You know, to be honest,
I kinda expected...more.

First college party...

Like a fraternity party
or something?

I mean, who would choose
to hang out

with a bunch of drunkards
whose goal in life

is to fornicate
on as many

vapid sorority girls
as possible?

That's pretty unfair.

At least
they're enjoying college.

Every week,
a different party.

Meet new people
all the time.

It sounds more like
what college should be.

A Yankee
and a heathen.

I'm gonna pray for you, Rusty.

You're wrong about them.

I truly believe

that Alex really does love
Raquel/Rocky.

But she deserves
way better than him.

Laguna Beach
is so freakin' real.

I know, right?

Okay, here is to the future
of Madame President.

Nothing is definite yet,

but this is seriously
what I've wanted

since I came
to Cyprus-Rhodes.

It's huge for me.

And now it's yours
for the taking.

Good lord.

What the hell
is that idiot doing?

Good thing
you won't ever date him.

Oh wait, you did!

You sure are eating
a lot of chips, Ash.

Rush starts tomorrow.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

Evenin'.

Have you no self-respect?

In my book, you gotta
respect yourself a lot

to walk around
showing off a package

this early before Christmas.

Takes you back,
doesn't it?

Oh, yeah--
to those drunken nights

at the Kappa Tau house,
having the choice

of seeing you get stoned,
or watching Old School

for the 900th time.

Don't go getting
all nostalgic on me.

Look, Case, the reason
I broke up with you is--

I dumped you.

And the important thing is,

we both can love again.

Hey, Crappie.

The name's Cappie.

Mm, for that,
I truly am sorry.

Haven't they taught
you Kappa Tau boys

how to dress yourselves yet?

Well, Evan,
we Kappa Tau boys

spend so much time
with our clothes off,

we just figured,
why bother?

Your girlfriend and I were just
talking about that, actually.

That's my cue.

Always a pleasure.

What were you thinking?

I...I was young
and naive.

Yeah.

Call you later, Rusty.
Promise.

No, no, no, wait.

Ugh, my stupid brother.

You have a brother?

Casey?

Casey?

Can you get the stain out
or not?

Maybe.
What is it?

I don't know.

Yogurt?

Ew.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Boy in the house!
Where's the fat guard?

Casey!
Stop running!

Casey!

Come here.
Casey!

Laron, it's okay.
He's my brother.

You have a brother?
How did we not know
she had a brother?

You really don't want that
on your head, dude.

Casey.

You know the rules.

Excuse us.

This will never happen again.

Ever.

You didn't tell them
you had a brother?

Rusty,
what are you doing here?

You wouldn't
return my calls.

What was I supposed
to do?

Okay.

I knew we'd have
to figure out

this new situation

at some point.

I accept
that you go here now.

It's...uh...

A given?

I'd like to say unavoidable,
but that sounds too harsh.

Inevitable?
That's it!

You being here
is inevitable.

So I thought maybe I could
coordinate a monthly brunch.

Where we get together,
catch up.

I'm totally willing
to do that.

You might not have to.

I've decided that I want
to rush a fraternity.

No.

Why not?

Uh...

because guys in fraternities
are hot.

And...
they have upper bodies.

They don't study engineering.

Polymer science.

See, guys in fraternities
would kick your ass

just for saying
"polymer science."

It's not like I'm saying

I want to join
your sorority.

Look, I was at
an engineering party last night

with my roommate,

who I suspect
is kinda racist.

And we stood around
a multipurpose room,

talking about
all the theoretical

scientific inconsistencies
of The Matrix.

And this is weird for you
because...

There were robots, Casey.

Robots.

Look...

I wanna have
a real college experience.

I wanna have fun.

You don't know
how to have fun!

But I can learn!
Isn't that what college is for?

Hell, no.

You and I,

we've always stayed
in our respective worlds.

I never crashed one of your
gay camp sleepovers.

Wilderness excursions.

Whatever.

My point is...

you have your world,
and I have mine.

But I don't have
a world anymore.

Please.

Help me.

I'm trying to help you.

You're not
fraternity material.

You're just gonna be
disappointed.

I'm gonna do it, Casey.

Monthly brunches.
I'll call you.

I will join a fraternity!

Okay, gather 'round,
everybody.

Gather 'round.

Eyes and ears on me.

The first house

we're gonna be visiting
tonight

is Lambda Sigma Omega.

Over the next couple
of hours,

we're gonna be visiting
all 14 houses on campus.

So if you have any last-minute
letters of recommendation,

be sure you get those out
tonight.

Hold on to those letters
of recommendation

until you get to the house
of your first choice.

Letters of recommendation?

Is he serious?

They're not required.

More of an unspoken necessity.

Weed out.

Medical school admissions
are less involved than this.

Welcome to the Greek system.

This place is great.

Uh...you guys own it?

Or rent?

I don't know.

So how important is athletics
to the Lambda Sigs?

Real important.

We're intramural champs
four years in a row.

You guys play football?

Oh, I played for a year.

In Little League.

Uh...
I was All-State quarterback

for my high school.

The university courted me,

but I opted out of playing

so I could focus
on sports medicine.

What was your name again?

Calvin Owens.

Glad to meet you.

Let me introduce you around.

So you guys have some

raging toga parties, huh?

No.

Anyway, wax is okay,
but it builds up in your hair.

Pomade's better.
See, I learned this trick

when I was modeling in Milan.

You just take a--
Whoa.

You modeled in Milan?

Oh, nothing major.
I mean...

just a couple summers.

I was offered a deal
with Abercrombie,

but I turned it down

so I could come here
and study communications.

That's what I'm studying!

Get out!

Oh, uh...Calvin, right?

Shalom.

Calvin Rosenberg.

I really love

traveling places
with beaches.

And sand.

Yeah...sand's great.

Excuse me.

Casey, can I borrow you
a sec?

Thank you.

That girl
was verbally handicapped.

Rebecca Logan's here--
I've greeted her,

and I've already told her
that I wanted her to meet you.

Make me proud.

Rebecca? Hi.

It's so nice to meet you.
I'm Casey Cartwright.

Hi.
Beautiful house.

Oh, well, thank you.

It was designed
by the Irish architect

Charles D. McKenzie,

and erected
in the 19th century

Colonial style.

It's considered
one of the finest examples

of his style
in the entire country.

I know.
I'm a fan of his.

You have great taste.

So let's cut to the chase.

Tell me about the Zeta Betas
socially.

We have an awesome time.

We cohost mixers
with Omega Chi,

who are the hottest guys
on campus.

We have formals,
date dashes,

unbelievable trips.

And those don't get too crazy,
do they?

Our reputation on campus
is based on our tradition

of upholding
the graceful qualities

of a fine,
honorable woman.

Good for you.

Well, it was great meeting you,
Cassie.

Sitting this one out?

Shoulda sat out
this whole night.

I had no idea
it'd be this hard.

These guys aren't gonna
take me seriously.

Even these fish
are judging me.

Maybe you shouldn't take it
so seriously.

It's a fraternity.
It's all about fun.

So...so have fun.

You having fun,
Calvin Rosenberg?

I'm having a blast.

Look, it doesn't matter
what I told those other guys.

I'm a Omega Chi legacy.

I'm stuck here.

You're a legacy,
so you can't screw up.

Okay, look, dude...
relax.

You seem like
a really nice, smart guy.

Just be yourself.

And if that doesn't work,
be someone else.

No one knows you here.

You can be
anyone you want.

All right?
Hey.

Ready?

Let's go.
Time's running out.

So we have
a lot of parties here.

It's really cool.
There's, um...

Hey, guys.

Uh, my name's Calvin Owens.

My dad was an Omega Chi,
class of '85.

This is my buddy
Rusty Cartwright.

He was on The O.C.

You're Casey's little brother.

Yeah.
Yeah.

How'd you know?

I'm her boyfriend.
I'm Evan.

I didn't know
she had a boyfriend.

Yeah, I didn't know
she had a brother.

Not till yesterday.

You know, she also didn't
tell me you were rushing.

Uh, well...

she wanted it to be fair.

Oh, yeah.

No playing favorites.
Right, right.

Shoot, well, that's what
this process is all about.

So tell me, Rusty,
why are you rushing?

To join a fraternity.

Well, I don't know
if you're aware

of the following statistic.

2% of the American male
population

was in a fraternity.

It's not a lot of people,
but that 2%

represents some of the most
influential men in this country.

43 CEOs of the top 50
U.S. companies are Greek,

and all but three of
the U.S. presidents since 1825

were in fraternities.

But, I mean, prestige aside,
I like the idea

of having a group of friends
who share

a sense of tradition
fostered by an institution

that's over two centuries old.

Brothers for life.

Right?

That is the best answer
I have heard all night.

Okay, everybody, time's up.

One house to go.

Um...hey.
Rusty, you know...

when you guys are done,
you should swing back by.

You know,
we'll be hanging out.

Just...nothing too fancy,

having some beers,

maybe some girls
for you single gents.

Wink wink, nudge nudge.

But seriously,
you should come by.

Wow! Cool.

Thanks, Evan.

No problem.

You were awesome.

Where the hell
did that speech come from?

I was being myself.

I like statistics
and speeches.

Regardless,
they loved you.

And the Omega Chis
are the best on campus.

Best breeding,
best reputation.

If Evan's dating your sister,
you're golden.

Casey didn't want to help me.

Irony's a bitch.

Okay.

Here you go, guys.

Good luck.
I'll, uh...

I'll see you later.

♪ ♪

I'm Wade Matthews,
rush chair.

Oops.

So...

who here
has heard about us?

Knows our reputation?

If you have, please,
raise your hand.

Wonderful.

All right,
everyone with your hand up,

get out.

Now.

All right, you three...

come with me.

Come on.

Come on.

All clear!

Holy crap.

We prefer virgins.

Welcome to Kappa Tau.

♪ ♪

Kappa Tau!

Yeah! Whoo!

I'm gonna go grab a drink.

♪ You can grab your thong ♪

♪ If there's one
in five minutes ♪

♪ I'ma honk my horn ♪

♪ If there's one
in five minutes ♪

♪ Keep bumpers gone ♪

♪ I'm not a P-I-M-P,
I'm a R-I-D-E ♪

I'm Cappie.

President of Kappa Tau Gamma.

Sorry for all the secrecy,
but the Hellenic ass clowns

don't allow this type of fiesta
during rush.

So we keep it on the D.L.

Name?
Home state?

I'm Rusty Cartwright.
I'm from Illinois.

Really?

Do you know
Casey Cartwright?

Yeah, she's my sister.

I didn't know
she had a brother.

Did she not tell anyone
about me?

How do you know her?

Uh...in the Biblical sense.

Oh.

From church.

Yeah, you could say
I've been in her church.

Trade ya.

Hey, I know this guy.

Rusty, this is the Beaver.

Like the TV show?

The TV...the TV...

Who sent you?
What are you, a narc?

Come on, there's someone else
I want you to meet.

Hot girl, Rusty.
Rusty, hot girl.

Okay, now it's real easy.

It's salt, shot, lime.

S, S, L.

Yeah, whatever you need,
little man.

First, we sprinkle a little salt
on her tightly toned tummy.

We take the shot
in this hand.

Slip the lime
into her mouth.

Right.

I can do this.

Sorry.

Whoa!

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.
I'm so--

What the hell did you do
to my girlfriend?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I never had tequila
before.

Hey, calm.
Calm down, calm down.

It was an accident.
He didn't mean to do it.

He spit
on my girlfriend's face.

But licking salt off her stomach
is acceptable?

I'm gonna kick your ass!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

What...

Stop. Hey!

I gotta go.

No, no, no, it's okay.
The bad man can't hurt you now.

No...no, I'm late.

It's great meeting you,
Cappie.

It's great meeting you too.

Really...

for anything?
Calvin.

We better get back
to the Omega Chi house.

Are you not enjoying this?

Yeah, but I don't want
to ruin things over there

by declining Evan's invitation.

I'm sure he'll live.

You gonna stay here?

Do you need me
to go with you?

Naw, it's okay.

I'll see you later.

Thanks again for your help.

For everything.

Uh...we'll work on that.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for Evan.

Sorry.

Evan?

♪ ♪

Susan, don't.

Yes?

Uh...I'm looking for Rusty.

It's a little early
for visitors.

What are you,
one of his frat bros?

Rusty?

I'm gonna wait outside.

Hey.

Look, I'd like to personally
apologize for last night.

My actions were...

they were simply inexcusable.

Look, I'd never do anything
to hurt Casey.

I don't know you
all that well, Evan,

but I'd like to give you
the benefit of the doubt.

That means a lot.

You know, I knew
you were the type of guy

I wanted in my corner.

And that is why

I'm going to offer you a bid
to join the Omega Chis.

Really?
Yeah.

Are you serious?

Absolutely.
You're a smart guy.

You know, we'd be lucky
to have you.

Wow.
Thanks, Evan.
No problem.

So I can trust that...
what happened last night,

that's just between
us brothers, right?

You're not gonna tell Casey?

Look...

I made a horrible mistake.

Okay?

But...
it was one transgression.

And it's not
gonna happen again,

so I don't see why Casey
would need to know.

All right?
Take that speech last night.

43 CEOs.
All those presidents.

You think they were perfect?

You got Enron,
Halliburton,

Clinton, Kennedy.

I mean,
we are all fallible.

Yeah, but she's my sister.

We could be your brothers.

All right?

Look, consider this
a test of loyalty.

You're asking me to lie.

I'm asking you
not to tell her.

Come on.

Don't be such a Boy Scout.

It's time to man up.

You wanted to join
a fraternity.

This is what it's all about.

And brothers stick together.

For life.

That's Rebecca Logan.

Hi...
what are you doing?

Looking for my rape whistle.

Rebecca,
do you remember me?

The architecture freak?

Cassie?

Casey.

Isn't it against the rules
for you to talk to me

and hold me captive
in public restrooms

during rush and stuff?

Shh.
And yes.

That's why
this entire conversation

is off the record.

I'm aware that you basically
have your pick

of any sorority on campus,

but no one wants you more
than Zeta Beta.

You could join another sorority
and be their star,

but at Zeta Beta,
you'd be with the best.

We have the best parties,
the hottest guys,

and I am willing
to give you

not only a bid right now,

but a bonus offer
you can't refuse.

What are you offering?

Anything.
You name it, it's yours.

I want my own room.

Done.

Family vacation homes?

We girls share everything.

I'm in.

So who's got
all the applications

for the rushees and stuff?

I do.

Where are they?

I don't know.

That should make this
a challenge.

No, it's okay.

Here, let me see the list.

Okay, who, uh...
who remembers, uh...

Ben Bennett?

It's a cool name.
We'll put a...

put a pin in Ben Bennett.

Uh, who remembers, uh...

Dennis Waller?

Hey, Beav.

Didn't you take some pictures
last night?

That could, uh,
jog our memories.

All the pictures I took

were of girls
flashing their racks.

Hmm.

I'm gonna need to see those.

Moving on.

Rusty Cartwright.

The spitter?

Oh, yeah, the spitter.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I think he's cool.

Kinda lame, but, uh,
be fun to corrupt

and bring to the Dark Side.

I say he's in--has anybody
got a problem with that?

No, okay, moving on.

That must be a horrible image.

So how much did you see?

Enough to know
what was going on.

No, no, give me details.

Who was doing what?
And to whom?

Are you gonna tell
your sister?

I have to.
Don't I?

If you do, you can
kiss Omega Chi good-bye.

Well, what other choice
do I have?

You could forget about

this whole ridiculous
fraternity thing.

I'm sure your sister
is a lovely person.

But it doesn't sound
like you two

are that close anyway.

You said so yourself--
she wouldn't help you with rush.

Rusty?

Yeah, Dale?

I know that--that I may seem
like just a Christian hick

with a very bright future
ahead of him,

but can I give you
some advice?

Sure.

These guys.

You've known 'em
for a couple of hours.

But she's been your sister
for 18 years.

She's always gonna be
your sister.

Now,

I know that you came here
to have fun

and join a fraternity,

and sin in the eyes of God,

but you could be missing out

on creating a relationship
with her.

At least you're not
wandering into the house.

That's an improvement.

I need to talk to you.

Is this about brunch?

I'm still working
on scheduling.

All TBD.

It's not about brunch.

This is about
you listening to me

for two minutes.

Can you do that?

Did you go through rush?

Casey.

What is it?

I was at the Omega Chi house
last night,

and I saw Evan--

Wait, I don't know
if I want to hear this.
with another girl.

Rusty.

He was in a private room.

And they were kissing.

And, you know,
they were gonna...have sex.

You misinterpreted.
I didn't.

Then you're lying.

Casey.

Have I ever lied to you?

Are you okay?

Um...no.

I gotta go.

Wait, wait, wait.
Casey, talk to me.

Is there anything
I can do?

Look, I don't need
your help, Rusty.

Just go away.

I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

Uh, yeah, it's...
it's nothing.

Honey...

I heard about Evan hooking up
with Rebecca Logan.

Rebecca Logan?

She was the girl?

That whore!

God, she's ugly, and...

I gave her a bid
this morning.

Did she accept?

Seriously?

Sorry, sweetie.

Have you talked with Evan yet?

No, I'm too mad.

I don't want him to think
I'm dumping him out of spite.

You're breaking up with him?

He cheated on me.

With one of our pledges.

So she did accept the bid.

Yes, she accepted
the stupid bid.

Okay.

Well,
all I'm suggesting

is you think about this:

I hate to say it,
but he is Evan Chambers.

His family owns
half this state.

You two are on your way

to becoming
the couple on campus.

When I mentioned you
being president someday,

I can't lie and say
that he didn't factor into that.

With him,
you're a shoo-in.

What it comes down to is,

how bad do you want it?

I want it, but--

Think of it like this.

You would be giving up

everything you worked
so hard for

because he slept
with someone else?

That's not fair.

So what do I do?

Just overlook it?

Forgive and forget?

Listen to me.

If you want to be powerful,

then you have to learn
to not let things like this

get in the way
of what you want.

You do what you need to do

to make it right
in your mind.

That's it.

"Mr. Cartwright,
you are cordially invited

"to attend the Bid Night party

"this evening at 8:00 p.m.
at Dobbler's.

Congratulations,
welcome to Omega Chi Delta."

"Student, you're a Kappa Tau.
Cappie."

You up for some competition?

You know I suck at pool.

Ah, that's okay.

I'll give you a handicap.

Sure.

I'll break.

So what brings you out here
tonight?

You do remember that
I introduced you to this place?

I'm just taking a night off
from Greek life.

A night off
at my secret place.

Secret place?

You sound like
a 12-year-old girl.

Let's put some stakes on this,
huh?

It's no fun playing

when there ain't something
on the line, right?

If you win,

what do you want?

How about 100 bucks?

And what do you want?

What do you think?

You're trying
to take advantage of me

because I'm a little drunk

and a lot bad
at this game, aren't you?

No.

You're on.

Okay.

Wait, what's my handicap again?

Two balls.

Of course.

Whoa.

I took a class over the summer.

So, where's Numbnuts?

Evan's at Bid Night.

Ah.

I was...
I was talking about Rusty.

Now--now how would Evan feel

knowing you think
his nuts are numb?

I don't know
what Rusty's doing.

Don't you think
it's a little weird

that we dated
for over a year

and you never mentioned
you had a brother?

Sibling rivalry, I guess.

And, uh...something I'm not
talking about on my night out.

You know, Cap,

I hope I didn't hurt you
when I ended things.

Who said it's over?

Last ball.

Don't scratch.

Did you mean
to do that?

No.

♪ ♪

Oh, hey, Rusty.

What's up, man?
You made it.

Yeah.
Where's Evan?

Uh...

By the bar.

Ginger ale.

Excuse me. Evan.

Hey, hey!
There you are, man.

Here he is.

Congratulations, buddy!

We're happy to have you.

I told her.

You told who what?

I told Casey
you cheated on her.

When?
What difference
does it make?

I just thought
that you should know that.

And also,
I'm declining your bid.

You don't decline us.

All right,
we decline you.

All right?

You couldn't
keep your mouth shut.

You had to go
be a little bitch about things!

She's devastated
because of what you did.

She's too good for you.

That was a mistake,
little man.

Hey, nothing to see here,
folks.

Everybody,
go back to your beers.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm manning up.

Aah!

Get this punk out of here.

This is a private party.

I want his ass
thrown in jail.

Come on.

Those aren't mine either,
in case you're wondering.

The less information,
the better.

How about some breakfast?

You make such tasty omelets.
How about it, huh?

For old times' sake?

Later, Cap.

Aw, we're not gonna cuddle?

Last night
was a one-time thing.

Well, it wasn't just one time
last night.

I'm saying...

it's done.

Not to be repeated,
in every sense of the word.

Understand?

Last night was...
it was just

a fond trip
down memory lane.

Fond?

Call me!

Okay, it's clear.
Come on.

Go out that window.

There's a lattice
you can climb down.

Listen, you know,
this doesn't mean

I'm gay or anything.

I'm not gay.

I was just drunk.

Yeah.
Cool?

See you, Keith.

It's Heath.

Right.

We were studying.
For a project.

And I fell asleep.

You guys suck.

What the hell
were you thinking?

Bar fight with Evan?

You're the size of, like,
one of his arms.

I was defending your honor.
My honor?

That's the lamest thing
I ever heard.

Why couldn't you just
stay out of it?

He's my boyfriend.
It's my business.

You mean,
was your boyfriend.

You're staying with him?

You're pathetic.

Don't judge me!

Don't you dare judge me.

I don't need Jiminy Cricket
sitting on my shoulder

telling me what I should
and shouldn't do.

That's why I didn't want you
here in the first place.

It's simple, Case.

Someone cheats on you,
and you dump them.

I appreciate your idealism,

but you'll learn
you left black and white

back in high school.

It's shades of gray
from here on out.

Doing the right thing
isn't always the right thing.

Especially here.

This is my life--

Your social life.

Which is my life.

What do you want, Rusty?

Do you want me
to lose everything

that I've worked so hard for

because Evan screwed up?

Do you want me to become
a social piranha?

Pariah.

What?
I don't...

I don't know
what you're saying.

Pariah.

Social pariah--
how did you think

it was piranha?

No one wants to hang out
with a piranha.

What the hell's a pariah?

I won't judge you.

I just want to be
part of your life.

Okay.

Really?

Thank you
for defending my honor.

You're welcome.

Does your eye hurt?

No.

Do you remember
the last person

who gave me a black eye?

Yeah. Me.

So...

We've got a lot of planning
to do.

The first football game
of the season is next week.

Are the Omega Chis planning
a tailgate party?

Casey...

I feel like we should
kinda clear the air here.

First of all,
I'm really, really sorry

about the whole thing
with your brother.

Oh...

it looks like he hit you
pretty hard.

Yeah, he did.

Really hurts.

And I deserved it.

You know?

But I still think
we should talk about it.

What, the hook-up?

Not necessary.

Case.

I was careless.

Okay, and I don't want
to be careless with you again.

I wanna be worthy of you.

I'll make it up to you.

You don't have
to make it up to me.

No--
Sweetie.

We're even.

What--what do you mean,
"we're even?"

Think about it.

Now...

tailgate party?

Fore.

Spitter!

A fine day for nine holes,
wouldn't you say?

Indeed, Cappie, indeed.

What brings you
to our fair house?

I think I'm gonna need
a putter

and a screwdriver
for this shot, pledge.

Well, I-I wanted
to talk to you.

I know I missed the deadline
for bid acceptance,

but I still want to join.

I wanna be a Kappa Tau.

Oh, too late, buddy.

We've already reached
our quota.

You were supposed
to let us know by last night.

Look at that.

But I was in jail.

Really?
For what?

Bar fight.

Anyone good?

Evan Chambers.

Who started it?

He did.
Who ended it?

Guess I did.

You, uh...

hit him
with one of these?

Pledge paddle.

Ah.

Would you excuse us,
pledge?

Is that part
of the whole hazing thing?

Calling 'em "pledge?"

No.

Can't remember his name.

So the only person that can
overturn a missed deadline

is the president
of the fraternity.

But aren't you the president?

Why, yes I am.

And...

I've considered your appeal.

The course awaits.

Let's go, pledge.

You know,
the thing for me is,

I don't know how
to open up.

I hide.

So is this the extent

of hazing?

I wasn't finished
opening up, Rusty.

But to answer your question,
no.

You have a lot of hell
ahead of you.

Look, Cappie,
I got my first class

tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.,
so I probably--

You registered
for an 8:00 a.m.?

Oh, wow.
You are screwed, man.

Dad would be so proud.

Look, Evan and I talked
a lot about this,

and we agreed we don't want
things to be awkward

between us.

Now that you're here,

you both are gonna be
a part of my life,

and I really want you
to get along.

Look, Case, it's not that
Evan and I don't get along.

It's more the fact that--

She wasn't talking to you,
dumbass.

I think she meant me.

Right?

Rusty.

I hope you and I can grow
to be,

if nothing else,
great friends.

Truce?

Truce.

I owe you one.

Well, then.

Let's make it official.

Drink on it, huh?

Like men?

Thanks, Cappie.