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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪
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- Aw. You're all such talented artists!
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I'm gonna put this cute
little guy on the corkboard.
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- This isn't kid's stuff, Mom!
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We're making NFTs.
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- NFTs? So, like digital art, right?
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- [snorts] Hardly.
Though, in this case, yes.
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- NFTs stands for non-fungible token.
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That means it's unique.
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- Ah! So, if I buy an NFT,
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I'm the only one who has that image.
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- No.
- But I own the original?
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- Meesh, Mom! No one wants the original!
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[fire whooshes]
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- So if I were to buy an NFT,
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what would I actually own?
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- A concept.
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In the form of a digital token
stored on the blockchain.
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[echoing, slowing]
Blockchain. Blockchain. Block...
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- Blockchain, eh? That is so interest--
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[Bender snoring]
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[bell dings]
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- [gasps] I sold my horsie NFT!
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- Someone bought Mandy's
awful horse drawing?
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- Uh-huh! For $3!
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- [gasps] Wha? Money? Who said money?
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- Nobody, but top NFTs
do sell for millions.
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Like this collection.
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[beep]
The Apathetic Fish Society.
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LEELA:
They look kinda cool,
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yet also extremely stupid.
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- Cool yet stupid, you say?
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Clearly, I, Bender,
am destined to be
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the next smash-hit NFT!
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- You know, he might be
just stupid enough.
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- Might be.
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♪ funky music playing ♪
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Look at that. Yeah. Oh.
[shutter snapping]
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Hm. Come on now!
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Yeah. Hit it up. Ooh!
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Hey.
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[typing]
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- It's go time!
[cracks knuckles]
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The Bender Collection drops in three,
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two...
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- Let's sell some Bender!
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[gunshot]
[owl hoots]
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Oops. [nervous laugh] Wrong gun.
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[bell dings]
[Bender gasps]
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"Bender with Sombrero"
just sold for one cent!
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- That's 'cause I bought it.
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You know, to trick suckers
into thinking it's valuable.
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[bell dings]
- Then I paid a quarter.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- This whole NFT thing
is completely crooked?
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I love it!
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[bells dinging]
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- [laughs] It's happening!
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The suckers are snapping up
Bender's NFTs now!
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[all cheering]
- How much did I make?
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- You're not gonna believe this.
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You just made 90--
- Million?
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- Four--
- Thousand?
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- Dollars!
- Cents?
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- Wait. $94? Woo-hoo! I'm rich!
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In your face, kids who helped me!
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♪
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You children really earned that ice cream.
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I probably should have paid for it.
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Anyway, thanks for the ice cream.
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[pad beeping]
- Huh.
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Apparently, one buyer
purchased all of Bender's NFTs.
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- [laughing] Wha-- What kinda
idiot would do that? [laughs]
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- That kind.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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[gasps]
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[gagging]
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[quiet chatter]
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- Note how the apathy conveyed by the fish
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is exceeded only by
the laziness of the art itself.
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- Oh, yes.
- Fabulous. - Quite so.
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- And here's a piece
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we just acquired for $94.
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[impressed gasping, murmuring]
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- That's me! That's my NFT!
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- Excuse me? No.
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This piece belongs to the museum.
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Could you step aside, sir?
You're blocking the art.
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- I am the art!
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That NFT represents
the very concept of me, Bender.
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- That concept now resides in our NFT,
so... scoot!
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[metal scraping]
BENDER: But! But! But!
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♪
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[sobbing] I've lost everything!
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I sold off all the little pieces of me!
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Can't you just hack in
and get your NFT back?
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- Dad! That hacking stuff only
happens in stupid TV shows.
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Does it look like we're in
a stupid TV show?
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- Kind of.
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- The blockchain is
cryptographically secure.
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There's no way to hack in.
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- Unless you can factor
a million-digit number,
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which I very much doubt. [snorts]
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- I can't even factor six!
I've tried!
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[sobbing]
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I don't know who
or what I'm anymore!
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[sobbing]
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- Well, according to your self-published,
handwritten autobiography,
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you're Bender Rodriguez,
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the coolest Mexican
bending robot in the world.
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And also my best friend.
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- Then truly I have nothing!
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Goodbye, jerks!
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I'm off to rediscover
the concept of Bender!
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Perhaps in the land of my ancestors.
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What land was that again?
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- Mexxxico, with three Xs.
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- Got it.
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[whimpers]
Adios, carnitas bags.
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[door closes]
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[thud]
- Oh!
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[rumbling]
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[horn blaring]
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[doors hiss]
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[grunts]
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[straining, grunts]
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Ah, Mexico.
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Maybe here in the land
of my robo-ancestors,
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I can find myself.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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- Hola, amigo.
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- Close enough.
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♪ cantina music playing ♪
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[sipping]
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- Yep, it's shiny and metal, alright.
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[sips] And what of your ass?
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- ¡También es magnífico!
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[glasses clink]
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[gulping]
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[belching]
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- We must've been made
in the same factory.
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We have so much in common!
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- Come, amigo!
I will take you to my village,
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where my family
has lived for centuries
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without a single software update.
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♪ tropical music playing ♪
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Mexico has been home
to many great empires.
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The Toltecs, the Aztecs,
and in the 2200s,
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the Nanotecs.
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- The ancient stone robots?
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- Sí.
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Everywhere we still find ruins
of their great civilization.
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[cracking, crumbling]
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Because, uh,
they were bad at building stuff.
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♪
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[dot matrix printer whirring]
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Here, our people still fire pottery
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just as the ancients did.
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- ¿Quién es este idiota?
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- Please, the pleasure is all mine.
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[children giggling]
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Hey, what are those dorks doing?
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- Playing "Hoop,"
our ancient national sport.
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Whoever gets the ball
through the hoop wins.
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- Aw. It's cute how bad they suck.
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- Well, it's basically
impossible to score.
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The ball is just a big heavy rock.
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[clang]
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[yelps]
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Hey! That was the best shot I ever seen!
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It nearly went through!
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- [pained]
I'm great, alright.
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[blowing]
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- And here is where my familia
has lived for generations.
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Welcome to Casa Rodriguez.
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- That's so weird.
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The house and me have the same last name!
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- You are Bender Rodriguez?
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I am Doblando Rodriguez!
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We are all some kind of Rodriguezes!
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Everyone, say hola to Bender,
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my long-lost cousin!
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ALL: Hola, Bender.
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- ¡Hola, Tío Bender!
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- Ah! Parasite!
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[grunts]
[metal crunching]
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- Bender, this is my Abuelatron.
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And yours, too, come to think of it.
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- [gasps] You're my grandma?
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I can't believe I've never met you before!
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- Oh, Nieto.
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You move away when
you just eight seconds old.
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I can tell you are muy especial.
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- I really am.
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And so is this rusty
old village. [sniffles]
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I feel so surrounded by love.
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- Bah, I don't like talk about feelings.
Time for a drink.
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[whirring]
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- You're a booze bag? Me, too!
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[Abuelatron laughs]
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♪ dark music playing ♪
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- Poor Bender'll never have
another moment of happiness
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unless we can get his NFT back.
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But I know it's impossible
'cause of blockchain.
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- Blockchain's not the boss of me!
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I say we grab it off the wall and run.
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I've always wanted to pull a museum heist.
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- Oh, you poor ignorant dopes.
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You can't just steal an NFT off the wall.
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To steal an abstract
mathematical construct,
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you need a professor.
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- And we have a professor!
- Now, as everyone knows,
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the secret to a good heist is
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the more complex, the better.
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Which is why I 3D printed
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this exact scale model of the museum.
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- We know. We've been staring at it.
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♪ Ocean's 11 -style music playing ♪
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- I even purchased tiny NFTs
at tremendous expense
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to simulate the museum's collection.
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And there's a fully
functioning tiny cafeteria!
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[rotisserie whirring]
Here, behind this bulletproof glass wall,
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is the museum's secure computer room,
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where the digital file of Bender's NFT
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is actually located.
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Not in the TV itself,
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as certain unnamed idiots might think.
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- Rude.
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- There's one thing you
didn't think of, Professor.
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The museum's full of security cameras.
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- And there's one thing
you didn't think of,
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which is that I did think of that.
[bonking]
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You see, my model also has
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a fully functioning security system.
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I'll simply jack into
the real security feed
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and replace it with
the feed from my model.
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The guards won't see us breaking in.
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They'll just see these adorable
little empty galleries.
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- I don't care if they can't see me.
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I paid for this custom one-eyed mask,
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and I'm wearing it!
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♪ gentle music playing ♪
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[yawning]
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[dogs barking]
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[whirring]
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[grinding]
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- Oh, those look amazing, Abuelatron.
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Living in a big city,
I've only ever had the handmade kind.
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- The old ways are the best, Bender.
Here, try one.
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- Oh, man, that's good!
I wouldn't mind having seconds.
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[loud chewing]
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- [laughs] You know, Bendejo,
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I used to love cooking with your mother.
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BENDER [emotionally]:
C-Could you tell me about her?
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I-I barely remember anything
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because she was so uninteresting.
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- Oh, she was such a kind,
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thoughtful arm.
260
00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:50,879
Always picking things up
to give to others.
261
00:11:50,879 --> 00:11:52,339
Which reminds me.
262
00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:56,301
This is an ancient quipu
263
00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:58,803
passed down from our ancestors.
264
00:11:58,803 --> 00:12:01,431
Your mother, well,
she wanted you to have it.
265
00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:03,391
- Then why didn't she give it to me?
266
00:12:03,391 --> 00:12:04,851
- Because I steal it.
267
00:12:04,851 --> 00:12:06,978
[both laugh]
268
00:12:06,978 --> 00:12:09,272
- Hey, uh, what's with the weird knots?
269
00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:11,566
- Maybe some kind of ancient code.
270
00:12:11,566 --> 00:12:13,777
No one knows what it is anymore.
271
00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:17,239
- I don't know what I is
anymore either. [sniffles]
272
00:12:17,239 --> 00:12:18,531
But thank you.
273
00:12:20,742 --> 00:12:24,704
- I steal again. [giggles]
- Ooh, you are a bad grandma!
274
00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:26,539
- Mm-hmm!
[laughs]
275
00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:28,458
♪
276
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,669
- Get ready to lose, primo!
277
00:12:30,669 --> 00:12:33,547
- Ha! You miss more shots
than a stormtrooper!
278
00:12:33,547 --> 00:12:35,590
[gasps, grunts]
[stone crunches]
279
00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:37,717
- Yes! Closer than usual!
280
00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:39,010
- Oh yeah? Watch this.
281
00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:40,845
[clanking]
[grunting]
282
00:12:40,845 --> 00:12:42,264
TOUCAN:
Oh...
283
00:12:42,264 --> 00:12:45,600
- You know, the annual village
hoop tournament is tomorrow.
284
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,018
- You think I'm good enough?
285
00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:49,688
I still never actually scored a point.
286
00:12:49,688 --> 00:12:51,815
- Bender, the victor wins
287
00:12:51,815 --> 00:12:54,568
great honor for his family
288
00:12:54,568 --> 00:12:57,153
- Then I shall win it for you!
289
00:12:57,153 --> 00:12:59,030
♪
290
00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:02,576
- Welcome to Hoop Day,
our most popular
291
00:13:02,576 --> 00:13:04,995
and only event of the year!
292
00:13:04,995 --> 00:13:07,080
[crowd cheering]
293
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,332
May this contest please
294
00:13:09,332 --> 00:13:11,585
the ancient Nanotec emperors,
295
00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:15,046
deep in their subterranean tombs.
296
00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:17,757
- It's gonna be fundito on a bundito!
297
00:13:18,717 --> 00:13:19,718
[blows whistle]
298
00:13:19,718 --> 00:13:21,761
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
299
00:13:21,761 --> 00:13:23,054
[clanging]
300
00:13:23,054 --> 00:13:25,181
[fizzling]
[giggles]
301
00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:26,933
[crowd cheering]
302
00:13:28,101 --> 00:13:29,603
[metal crunching]
303
00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:32,105
[crowd cheering]
304
00:13:40,614 --> 00:13:42,449
[metal crunching]
305
00:13:43,325 --> 00:13:44,743
[crowd cheering]
306
00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:47,829
Man! It's like no one else
is even trying.
307
00:13:47,829 --> 00:13:49,956
I'm literally killing guys left and right!
308
00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:53,877
- We pray our finalists
Bender and Doblando
309
00:13:53,877 --> 00:13:57,172
will please the ancients
with an epic display
310
00:13:57,172 --> 00:13:59,216
of trash talk.
311
00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:01,551
- Good luck, primo.
- Love ya, cuz.
312
00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:03,428
[snapping]
- Hey! Save it for the match!
313
00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:04,429
[blows whistle]
314
00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,932
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
315
00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:12,187
♪
316
00:14:18,485 --> 00:14:20,862
[muffled rockets blasting]
317
00:14:21,613 --> 00:14:22,822
[pained grunting]
318
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,827
- Switching to miniature security feed.
319
00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:28,828
[beeping]
320
00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:32,290
- I mean, Charlene's great,
and it feels like love,
321
00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:35,835
but, hell, I ain't sure
I even know what love is.
322
00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:38,338
[beeping]
- Hey, did them screens just blink?
323
00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:40,382
- Man, why every time I talk feelings,
324
00:14:40,382 --> 00:14:42,425
you gotta change the damn subject?
325
00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:44,469
- I'm sorry, URL. I'll do better.
326
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,974
[Bender and Doblando grunting]
327
00:14:48,974 --> 00:14:50,976
HIGH PRIESTBOT:
After three days of thrilling play,
328
00:14:50,976 --> 00:14:53,061
the score is tied zero-zero
329
00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:55,480
with only two days left
on the shot clock.
330
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,108
[Doblando grunting]
331
00:14:58,108 --> 00:15:00,235
[crowd cheering]
Oh! And Doblando gets by Bender
332
00:15:00,235 --> 00:15:02,821
with a magnificent ass-fake!
333
00:15:02,821 --> 00:15:05,574
[grunting, panting]
334
00:15:06,074 --> 00:15:07,450
[yelps]
[crowd gasps]
335
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:10,829
- [flatly] Oh, no!
I have accidentally lost the ball!
336
00:15:10,829 --> 00:15:12,872
[Bender laughs]
337
00:15:12,872 --> 00:15:15,292
HIGH PRIESTBOT:
Bender goes strong to the hoop!
338
00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:19,129
♪ triumphant music playing ♪
339
00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:28,054
[grunts]
340
00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:32,058
- Swish, baby! In my face!
341
00:15:32,058 --> 00:15:33,476
[crowd cheering]
342
00:15:33,476 --> 00:15:34,936
- Queso on a cross!
343
00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:38,106
Bender has won the tournament!
344
00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:39,608
- Woo!
345
00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:44,446
- [gasps] I so proud of you,
my little pachuco.
346
00:15:44,446 --> 00:15:46,823
[Abuelatron kissing]
347
00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:49,659
- Grandma, you're embarrassing me!
348
00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:51,077
Now do the other side.
349
00:15:51,077 --> 00:15:53,997
[Abuelatron kissing]
[Bender laughing]
350
00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:56,291
[applause]
351
00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:59,294
♪ sentimental music playing ♪
352
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:02,589
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
353
00:16:06,593 --> 00:16:08,094
[bell dings, doors rattle]
354
00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:09,763
- Let's do this, why not?
355
00:16:09,763 --> 00:16:12,265
♪
356
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,227
- Nothing in our way now
357
00:16:15,227 --> 00:16:17,103
but a foot of bulletproof glass.
358
00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:18,813
You're on, Zoidberg.
359
00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:20,523
[snipping]
360
00:16:20,523 --> 00:16:22,317
- Uh-oh. I can't snip it!
361
00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:24,486
- Who said anything about snipping?
362
00:16:24,486 --> 00:16:26,196
Here, step in.
[bubbling]
363
00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:29,824
When boiled,
shellfish emit an intense scream
364
00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:32,535
at precisely 2,000 hertz.
365
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:35,247
- I'm feeling 2,000 hurts right now.
366
00:16:35,247 --> 00:16:37,249
[high-pitched scream]
367
00:16:37,249 --> 00:16:39,251
♪ dramatic crescendo ♪
368
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:44,172
[typing]
PROFESSOR: Ah-ha!
369
00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:46,967
[beeping]
I've found Bender's NFT!
370
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:49,928
[alarm blaring]
- Uh-oh. It's the alarm at Planet Express!
371
00:16:49,928 --> 00:16:51,429
There's been a break-in!
372
00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:53,390
[alarm blaring]
373
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:54,891
[Amy grunting]
374
00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:57,477
- Scram, you saucers. Go on, beat it.
375
00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:59,229
- It's a miniature art heist!
376
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:01,439
They're stealing those little NFTs!
377
00:17:02,566 --> 00:17:05,151
- I guess my parents
never showed much affection,
378
00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:07,404
so in my own sex life--
[alarm blaring]
379
00:17:07,404 --> 00:17:09,155
URL:
Robbery in progress, baby.
380
00:17:09,155 --> 00:17:11,408
- Oh, thank God.
[cocks gun]
381
00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:14,452
- Most of all, I want to thank my familia
382
00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:17,831
for giving me back
the concept of who I am.
383
00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:20,250
It turns out I'm you.
384
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,544
And I'm also this beautiful place
385
00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:24,504
and my proud heritage.
386
00:17:24,504 --> 00:17:28,383
It all adds up to
Bender Bending Rodriguez,
387
00:17:28,383 --> 00:17:29,801
Champion of Hoop!
388
00:17:29,801 --> 00:17:31,845
[crowd cheering]
389
00:17:32,888 --> 00:17:35,849
- I will never forget you, Bender.
390
00:17:35,849 --> 00:17:38,476
[sobbing]
391
00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:42,188
- Bender, you have won the ultimate honor.
392
00:17:42,188 --> 00:17:44,524
Soon, you shall meet
393
00:17:44,524 --> 00:17:47,611
the ancient emperors themselves.
394
00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:49,321
- Ooh, fun! When?
395
00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:51,656
- Right after we sacrifice you.
396
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:53,325
♪ dramatic sting ♪
397
00:17:53,325 --> 00:17:56,912
- Uh, I think you're confused, padre.
I won.
398
00:17:56,912 --> 00:17:59,205
If anybody's getting sacrificed...
399
00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:01,917
[whispers] it should be him.
- Oh no, no, no, no!
400
00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:04,461
The honor of death goes to the winner.
401
00:18:04,461 --> 00:18:07,255
- What? Hey, wait a second.
402
00:18:07,255 --> 00:18:09,049
You sucked on purpose!
403
00:18:09,049 --> 00:18:10,842
- How can you say such a thing?
404
00:18:10,842 --> 00:18:13,178
I tried almost my very best.
405
00:18:13,178 --> 00:18:16,598
- Our champion shall die gloriously,
406
00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:19,684
on the altar of the ancients!
407
00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,895
- What altar?
- It's down there.
408
00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:26,024
- Where? Over-- [screams]
409
00:18:26,024 --> 00:18:29,986
Bite my shiny metal ass...
410
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:31,863
[slowly fading]
411
00:18:31,863 --> 00:18:34,032
- I guess we'll never know
412
00:18:34,032 --> 00:18:36,243
what he was trying to say.
413
00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:39,913
♪
414
00:18:39,913 --> 00:18:42,332
- Thanks for springing us
from the joint, kids.
415
00:18:42,332 --> 00:18:45,252
- Mommy said you're a cautionary tale.
416
00:18:45,252 --> 00:18:49,089
- What matters is we heisted Bender's NFT.
417
00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:51,675
Before they nabbed us,
I managed to download it
418
00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:54,219
onto my USB toothstick.
419
00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:55,303
[cracking]
420
00:18:55,303 --> 00:18:57,764
[slight lisp]
Then, I deleted the original.
421
00:18:57,764 --> 00:19:00,183
[laughter, cheering]
ZOIDBERG: We did it!
422
00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:03,353
- Ugh, that's not how an NFT works.
423
00:19:03,353 --> 00:19:04,646
- Is too!
424
00:19:06,064 --> 00:19:09,109
- But I hit delete! Really hard!
425
00:19:09,109 --> 00:19:11,361
- You can't just delete an NFT!
426
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:14,364
There are billions of copies
stored all over the universe.
427
00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:15,323
- Uh-whuh?
428
00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:18,618
- But only the museum
has access to a hash code
429
00:19:18,618 --> 00:19:21,830
on the blockchain that
authenticates ownership.
430
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:22,998
- But! But!
431
00:19:22,998 --> 00:19:24,499
[angry straining]
432
00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:29,880
[slight lisp] I should not have
booby-trapped my toothstick.
433
00:19:30,881 --> 00:19:33,967
- Ass!
434
00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:35,760
[clanging, clattering]
435
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,095
[woozy groaning]
436
00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:41,975
[bones clicking]
[yelps]
437
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:45,020
[whirring]
438
00:19:45,437 --> 00:19:48,440
Well, not the worst hole
I've ever woken up in.
439
00:19:54,946 --> 00:19:56,948
♪ ominous music playing ♪
440
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:00,994
[stone scraping]
441
00:20:00,994 --> 00:20:03,413
[fire whooshing]
442
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,335
No way.
443
00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:10,253
The ancient emperors are real?
444
00:20:10,962 --> 00:20:12,589
Ah, what a load.
445
00:20:12,589 --> 00:20:14,716
[grunts] They're just dumb carvings.
446
00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:17,594
[stone rumbling]
447
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:23,558
Uh, did I say dumb? I-I meant majestic.
448
00:20:32,651 --> 00:20:35,862
[stone scraping]
EMPERORS: Bender...
449
00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:37,113
[shrieks]
450
00:20:37,113 --> 00:20:38,657
- You have pleased us
451
00:20:38,657 --> 00:20:41,451
with your thrilling hoop victory.
452
00:20:41,451 --> 00:20:43,620
- Qué magnífico, Bender.
453
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:47,415
You came to play and gave it 110%.
454
00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:50,252
- It was 109, but thanks for rounding up.
455
00:20:50,252 --> 00:20:52,963
Uh, what are those weird
string dealies on your chest?
456
00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:56,508
- It's an old technology
known as string memory.
457
00:20:56,508 --> 00:21:00,053
The bits are represented
by ones and knots.
458
00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:02,389
- Oh, so it's like a computer program?
459
00:21:02,389 --> 00:21:05,725
- Sí. Each program is stored in a quipu.
460
00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:07,936
That one does spreadsheets,
461
00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:11,356
that one solves
the traveling salesman problem,
462
00:21:11,356 --> 00:21:14,693
and that one lets you play
solitaire on your phone.
463
00:21:14,693 --> 00:21:17,279
BENDER: And that one?
EMPEROR: Es macramé.
464
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:20,282
- So these strings can compute anything?
465
00:21:20,282 --> 00:21:22,867
'Cause there's this NFT I'd like to steal.
466
00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:24,411
- N-No, no, no, no, no.
467
00:21:24,411 --> 00:21:28,540
¡Los NFTs tienen
seguridad criptográfica!
468
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:31,084
- To steal an NFT off the blockchain,
469
00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:33,879
you'd have to be able
to factor huge integers
470
00:21:33,879 --> 00:21:35,672
in polynomial time.
471
00:21:35,672 --> 00:21:38,508
- I know, I know. A little kid told me.
472
00:21:38,508 --> 00:21:41,011
You got a quipu that can handle it?
473
00:21:41,011 --> 00:21:44,598
- Alas, no. We once had such an algorithm,
474
00:21:44,598 --> 00:21:46,766
but it was lost to history.
475
00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:49,561
"The Algorithm of the Gods," we called it,
476
00:21:49,561 --> 00:21:53,064
knotted of beautiful
blue and gold threads.
477
00:21:53,064 --> 00:21:54,399
- Blue and gold?
478
00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:57,235
[both gasp]
479
00:21:57,235 --> 00:21:59,821
- ¡Es un milagro!
480
00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:01,573
- I can't believe it!
481
00:22:01,573 --> 00:22:04,743
At last, the Algorithm of the Gods
has been returned
482
00:22:04,743 --> 00:22:06,828
to its rightful home!
483
00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:10,123
- Aw, come on! You've already
got a wall full of algorithms!
484
00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:12,459
How about I just keep it
as my parting gift?
485
00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:16,963
- Bender, it's called
the Algorithm of the Gods for a reason.
486
00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:20,926
Porque es too powerful
for the mortal world.
487
00:22:20,926 --> 00:22:23,845
- But it was given to me
by my poor old mother,
488
00:22:23,845 --> 00:22:25,639
What's Her Name. [sniffles]
489
00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:27,724
Can I at least kiss it goodbye?
490
00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,352
- You have moved my soul.
491
00:22:30,352 --> 00:22:31,895
One kiss.
492
00:22:31,895 --> 00:22:33,313
[kissing]
493
00:22:33,313 --> 00:22:35,482
[vacuuming, slurps]
494
00:22:35,482 --> 00:22:36,900
[laughing maniacally]
495
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,443
- See ya, fossils!
496
00:22:38,443 --> 00:22:40,362
- After him!
497
00:22:40,362 --> 00:22:43,156
- We no move, estupido.
498
00:22:43,156 --> 00:22:45,951
♪
499
00:22:45,951 --> 00:22:47,494
[whirring, clicking]
500
00:22:47,494 --> 00:22:49,371
- So how was Me-he-co?
501
00:22:49,371 --> 00:22:52,123
- Yeah, what was it like
meeting your family?
502
00:22:52,123 --> 00:22:56,086
- Well, it was kinda like meeting
the different facets of myself
503
00:22:56,086 --> 00:22:57,796
'cause they were all great.
504
00:22:57,796 --> 00:23:00,298
- Sounds like your family's
a lot like your NFT.
505
00:23:00,298 --> 00:23:02,259
- Yeah, and that's why I want it back!
506
00:23:02,259 --> 00:23:04,344
To remind me of my people or whatever.
507
00:23:04,344 --> 00:23:05,637
What's the holdup?
508
00:23:05,637 --> 00:23:08,890
- Dude, calculations
this massive take time.
509
00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:11,059
- You can't just plug in a quipu
and expect it to--
510
00:23:11,059 --> 00:23:14,020
[bell dings]
- Wow. That's a fast quipu.
511
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:17,232
- The NFT is all yours again, Bender.
512
00:23:17,232 --> 00:23:18,775
[Bender gasps]
513
00:23:18,775 --> 00:23:22,070
- In some way I don't understand
even the slightest bit,
514
00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:23,405
I'm back, baby!
515
00:23:23,405 --> 00:23:24,990
[all cheering]
516
00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:26,825
- And the best part of all
517
00:23:26,825 --> 00:23:28,827
is knowing that blasted museum
518
00:23:28,827 --> 00:23:31,121
won't be able to show it anymore.
519
00:23:31,121 --> 00:23:32,998
- Um, actually...
520
00:23:32,998 --> 00:23:35,500
- What?!
- Why is it still here?
521
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,294
- I hate this place!
522
00:23:37,294 --> 00:23:39,546
- As we've been trying to tell you,
523
00:23:39,546 --> 00:23:42,924
no person or museum can own the image.
524
00:23:42,924 --> 00:23:45,135
- What Bender owns is the NFT.
525
00:23:45,135 --> 00:23:47,512
[exasperated screaming]
526
00:23:47,512 --> 00:23:50,891
- Guys, it's okay.
I'm actually fine with this.
527
00:23:50,891 --> 00:23:52,475
- Really? Why?
528
00:23:52,475 --> 00:23:54,853
- Because I now own the factors
529
00:23:54,853 --> 00:23:57,439
of a million-digit binary number
530
00:23:57,439 --> 00:24:00,108
that no one else can ever have,
531
00:24:00,108 --> 00:24:02,569
and that's what's truly important to me.
532
00:24:02,569 --> 00:24:05,071
- Well, yeah, but you're a robot.
533
00:24:05,071 --> 00:24:07,198
Why would a human want an NFT
534
00:24:07,198 --> 00:24:09,784
if it's just some huge string of numbers?
535
00:24:09,784 --> 00:24:12,996
- No conceivable reason.
536
00:24:12,996 --> 00:24:15,999
♪ sentimental music playing ♪
537
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♪ ending theme playing ♪
538
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♪
539
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