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that logo music just gets you pumped! Right?
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I'm just excited to be here. It's been a while.
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for a long time, I wasn't sure I'd ever be back.
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there was the whole boring rights issue, blah-bitty-blah-bitty-blah.
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it turned out that they wanted me!
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much less that franchise!
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,0,0,0,,That is so stupid!
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we know the title of this thing, so I know what you're wondering.
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,0,0,0,,How are we going to do this without dishonoring Logan's memory?
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,0,0,0,,And I'll tell you how.
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,0,0,0,,Or not.
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,0,0,0,,I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
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,0,0,0,,Wolverine is not dead.
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it made for a perfect ending to a very sad story.
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,0,0,0,,But that's not how regenerative healing factors work.
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digging up the one and only Wolverine?
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thank you.
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,0,0,0,,But the fate of my entire world is at stake.
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but he sure as hell ain't dead.
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,0,0,0,,Bingo.
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,0,0,0,,Yahtzee.
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yes, yes, yes, yes.
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,0,0,0,,Dammit!
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,0,0,0,,You son of a bitch!
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,0,0,0,,Bunker!
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,0,0,0,,I'm grown as fuck!
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,0,0,0,,That was weird.
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,0,0,0,,I'm much calmer now.
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I'm not a man of science, but you seem incredibly passed away.
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,0,0,0,,But it's good to see ya.
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I've always wanted to ride with you, Logue.
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,0,0,0,,You and me getting into a Deadpool and a Wolverine just fucking shit up.
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the chaos?
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,0,0,0,,The residuals.
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mate.
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,0,0,0,,Gives nothing that'll bring me back to life faster than a big bag of Mabel cash.
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Hugh.
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,0,0,0,,No.
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no, no.
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you had to get all noble and die for real.
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,0,0,0,,Goddammit!
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,0,0,0,,I couldn't really use your help right now.
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,0,0,0,,I'm not alone!
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,0,0,0,,Wade Winston Wilson!
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,0,0,0,,You are under arrest by the Time Barriers Authority.
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,0,0,0,,Too many crimes for this.
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,0,0,0,,Come out!
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player.
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,0,0,0,,Last chance.
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,0,0,0,,Throw out your weapons and come out peacefully.
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but I promise not to use them.
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,0,0,0,,There are 206 bones in the human body.
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,0,0,0,,207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl.
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,0,0,0,,Here we go.
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,0,0,0,,Maximum effort.
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Nina.
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,0,0,0,,I guess we're getting that team up after all.
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we're gonna do it.
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,0,0,0,,I can't take no more.
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,0,0,0,,I wanna see you.
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,0,0,0,,Come back for me.
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but it ain't no lie.
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,0,0,0,,I wanna see you.
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,0,0,0,,Come back for me.
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bye, bye, bye.
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I'm over you.
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but it ain't no lie.
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but I don't wanna be your fool.
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this game for you.
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,0,0,0,,Soaking wet right now.
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I'm not proud of any of this.
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the whiff of necrophilia.
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,0,0,0,,It isn't who I am.
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,0,0,0,,It isn't who I wanna be.
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,0,0,0,,Who I wanna be?
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to help you understand that,
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,0,0,0,,I gotta take you back.
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,0,0,0,,A little joy ride I took through space and time.
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,0,0,0,,To the day that changed everything.
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,0,0,0,,I'm here. I've waited for this moment for so long.
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sir, for seeing me.
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,0,0,0,,I firmly believe that my services could be of great use to your organization.
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I know I was caught smasturbating in the lobby of Stark Towers.
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what was that?
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I'm sorry.
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right?
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,0,0,0,,And then you just look down and you just...
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,0,0,0,,You brace yourself and you ravage the midsection.
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okay.
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,0,0,0,,The picture's painted.
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,0,0,0,,You get the gist.
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,0,0,0,,What exactly brings you here today?
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okay.
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,0,0,0,,I... I care.
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but I...
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,0,0,0,,I care.
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,0,0,0,,I know I want to use that feeling for something important.
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,0,0,0,,I want to matter.
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,0,0,0,,I need to show my girl that I matter.
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I feel like I'm wasting the good stuff here.
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,0,0,0,,Is the man not going to be joining us?
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,0,0,0,,The man? Yeah.
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,0,0,0,,I should save this if he's going to...
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I'm the man.
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,0,0,0,,The man is me. I am the man in this circumstance.
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he doesn't do this kind of thing anymore.
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,0,0,0,,Cameos? Meetings.
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,0,0,0,,Meetings.
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,0,0,0,,Entry level meetings.
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,0,0,0,,Entry level.
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,0,0,0,,Are you the chauffeur?
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,0,0,0,,I... maybe.
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,0,0,0,,Common misconception.
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,0,0,0,,I did begin my career as Mr. Stark's driver.
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,0,0,0,,Quickly pivoted to the head of security.
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yes, yes, yes.
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,0,0,0,,And why I am vetting your resume.
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,0,0,0,,You seem to have left out whether or not you had any experience as a member of a team.
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,0,0,0,,Could you maybe add a little bit of perspective?
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yes. Of course. I was special forces.
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really, of X-Force.
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they all perished in action.
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how exactly did that happen?
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the police say gravity, but just between us, they didn't test well on the focus group.
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,0,0,0,,Particularly Gable.
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look, I can see this isn't going well. Please stop writing. Look, I...
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,0,0,0,,I'm just... I want to be an Avenger.
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,0,0,0,,I want to be an Avenger.
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,0,0,0,,Why do you want to be an Avenger?
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they're the best of the best.
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,0,0,0,,And what they do matters.
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,0,0,0,,I need to be an Avenger.
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,0,0,0,,Certainly.
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,0,0,0,,My girl is kind of had it with my shtick.
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you know, turn things around and do something with my gifts,
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,0,0,0,,I don't think it's going to really work out for me and I wouldn't blame her.
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,0,0,0,,Avengers are a very unique group of superheroes that stand for something more than just fighting and wearing costumes.
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people look up to us. Kids look up to us.
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us?
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,0,0,0,,I wasn't aware that you were an Avenger.
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technically.
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what's your superpower? Is it parallel parking?
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,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry.
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,0,0,0,,That was cruel. I lash out when I'm nervous. It won't happen again.
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please.
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,0,0,0,,You just said moments ago that you wanted to be an Avenger because you needed.
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sir, I do.
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,0,0,0,,But the Avengers don't do the job because they need it.
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,0,0,0,,They do the job because people need them.
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,0,0,0,,Do you see the distinction?
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sir.
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Mr. Hogan, I don't want to spend the rest of my life like an annoying one-trick pony.
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my God.
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,0,0,0,,You're standing.
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now's the time that we stand.
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,0,0,0,,Damn it.
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,0,0,0,,The problem might be that you're reaching a little too high. Aim for the middle and you'll never miss.
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,0,0,0,,Right? I think you got a good heart. I believe what you're saying.
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,0,0,0,,But not everybody is the world-saving type. I'm not. I'm happy.
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,0,0,0,,Right? I found my place. Find your place.
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get back out there. We'll keep an eye on you.
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,0,0,0,,Okay.
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,0,0,0,,Good luck.
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,0,0,0,,Catch the car. I want to head Shake Shack.
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,0,0,0,,Rejection is behind me.
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please.
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no, no.
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thank you.
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your locker at work opens.
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motherfucker.
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the Carnival is not a minivan. It's an MPV.
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,0,0,0,,So how does the Kia compare to the Honda Odyssey?
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,0,0,0,,The Odyssey? That's a great question. It doesn't fucking suck.
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you can answer the question without swearing.
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Tammy. I don't have kids. Not that I haven't dreamt of that.
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,0,0,0,,I don't have a lot of actual sex.
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pal.
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,0,0,0,,Yeah.
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you can always go back to super-heroing.
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I know I'd like to see you back in the suit.
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,0,0,0,,I'll keep it in my locker so that I can wear it.
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,0,0,0,,Keep it in my locker in case we need to saddle up again.
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hey, hey. What are you doing in there?
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,0,0,0,,I'm done.
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,0,0,0,,And I'm fine with being done.
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is sales the best match? Probably not.
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no.
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it is.
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Mr. Wilson.
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once a month we can go on a little mission.
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,0,0,0,,We're human beings. We crave purpose.
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we're Deadpool.
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,0,0,0,,Please stop saying that. We're not Deadpool. I'm not even Deadpool anymore.
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if you're going to believe this, my prices go big.
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a friend of mine got his nipples pierced with a titanium chain that goes down and attaches to his man, Johnson.
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,0,0,0,,Are you feeling Grumple Stiltskin because it's your birthday?
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,0,0,0,,Surprise!
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,0,0,0,,You guys are lucky I'm not armed.
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,0,0,0,,Get in here.
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,0,0,0,,This was six years ago. You'd all be dead.
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it gets out of the cab.
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,0,0,0,,And you would not believe it. I turn around.
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,0,0,0,,What do I find?
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,0,0,0,,AirPods.
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,0,0,0,,AirPods!
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,0,0,0,,Come on.
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,0,0,0,,Crazy story.
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,0,0,0,,Every time. Come on.
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,0,0,0,,Make any sales today?
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,0,0,0,,You know I didn't.
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,0,0,0,,Did you sell any Dreamcatchers on Fancy or whatever it is that you do?
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,0,0,0,,I'll rent you in three days' wait. I can't keep carrying you.
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,0,0,0,,Relax. I have the money. I sold some old blood pressure medication I found lying around.
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motherfucker?
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motherfucker.
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,0,0,0,,I pray every day that fire finds your body and finishes the job God didn't have the nuts to do.
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you'd smell how sad I am.
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,0,0,0,,You watch anything good?
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,0,0,0,,Great British make-off.
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goddamn. That shit stood between me and suicide for ten years.
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religious freedom, animal rights, privacy rights, vaccines, free market capitalism, global climate change.
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no, no, no, no speaking lines, motherfucker.
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you kill.
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Wade.
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,0,0,0,,Nice fake o'clock shadow.
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,0,0,0,,It's a summer balayage from the French. It's meant to mimic the natural highlights of the sun.
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,0,0,0,,It's a toupee.
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,0,0,0,,It's a hair system.
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Wade.
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,0,0,0,,Thank you.
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,0,0,0,,Want to do some cocaine?
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cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.
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,0,0,0,,What about Bolivian marching about?
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,0,0,0,,They know all the slang terms. They have a list.
235
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,080
,0,0,0,,Even snowboarding?
236
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:58,919
,0,0,0,,Even disco dust.
237
00:14:59,039 --> 00:14:59,900
,0,0,0,,White girl interrupter?
238
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,820
,0,0,0,,Even Boris Bump.
239
00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:01,320
,0,0,0,,Poker show?
240
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,780
,0,0,0,,I wouldn't even try powdered donuts.
241
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,020
,0,0,0,,Do you want to build a snowman?
242
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,419
but I can't.
243
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,719
,0,0,0,,Hole here.
244
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:09,840
,0,0,0,,Here?
245
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,239
,0,0,0,,What happened?
246
00:15:12,239 --> 00:15:13,219
,0,0,0,,That's the buzz part.
247
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,479
,0,0,0,,Thanks for coming.
248
00:15:16,159 --> 00:15:16,580
,0,0,0,,Yeah.
249
00:15:17,299 --> 00:15:17,840
,0,0,0,,How's work?
250
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:19,320
I got a promotion.
251
00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:21,159
,0,0,0,,No way.
252
00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:24,859
it's my numbing middle management, but I'm happy.
253
00:15:25,099 --> 00:15:25,679
,0,0,0,,That's great.
254
00:15:27,979 --> 00:15:28,140
,0,0,0,,Who are you?
255
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:28,880
,0,0,0,,Do I see him?
256
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:34,659
yeah. Guy from work. German.
257
00:15:35,179 --> 00:15:35,559
,0,0,0,,German?
258
00:15:36,159 --> 00:15:37,020
,0,0,0,,He's kind.
259
00:15:37,299 --> 00:15:37,559
,0,0,0,,Good.
260
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:40,900
,0,0,0,,Likes to go hiking. Hasn't gotten me shot yet.
261
00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:43,000
it's the early days.
262
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,919
,0,0,0,,How about you? You seeing anyone?
263
00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:53,359
no. I live in a one-bedroom apartment. Share a bed with Blind Al.
264
00:15:57,119 --> 00:15:57,460
,0,0,0,,Alright.
265
00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:58,159
,0,0,0,,Alright.
266
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,400
,0,0,0,,Happy birthday to you!
267
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,440
okay, okay.
268
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:08,820
,0,0,0,,Birthdays.
269
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,719
every spin around the moon is a new adventure indeed.
270
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:12,599
,0,0,0,,Some dumbass.
271
00:16:12,599 --> 00:16:13,979
rounderther.
272
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,099
,0,0,0,,Where was I?
273
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,559
,0,0,0,,The adventure of life.
274
00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:20,320
it's been a challenging few years.
275
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:23,200
,0,0,0,,I haven't seen you guys in a while. And through a lot.
276
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:24,679
,0,0,0,,A change of life.
277
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:25,340
,0,0,0,,And a pause?
278
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:26,679
are you improv-ing?
279
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:27,299
,0,0,0,,Mm-mm.
280
00:16:29,219 --> 00:16:30,900
Yu-Gi-Oh.
281
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:31,880
,0,0,0,,It's okay.
282
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:34,960
,0,0,0,,But I'm happy.
283
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,700
,0,0,0,,That's because of each and every one of you.
284
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:47,599
how grateful I am, to be standing in a room with every single person I love.
285
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,469
,0,0,0,,I'm the luckiest man alive.
286
00:16:57,369 --> 00:16:58,150
buddy.
287
00:16:58,770 --> 00:16:59,690
good buddy.
288
00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:02,090
,0,0,0,,Going down.
289
00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:09,219
Wilfie?
290
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:10,160
yeah.
291
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,280
,0,0,0,,The answer's dependent must have ordered you.
292
00:17:12,939 --> 00:17:14,199
,0,0,0,,Are those supposed to be cop costumes?
293
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:15,599
,0,0,0,,Never mind.
294
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:19,540
but leave the helmets. And this isn't Pretty Woman.
295
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:21,199
,0,0,0,,We're kissing.
296
00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:23,680
,0,0,0,,Which song do you guys normally dance to?
297
00:17:24,939 --> 00:17:27,699
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
298
00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:29,219
,0,0,0,,Is that supposed to be scary?
299
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,239
friendo.
300
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,400
,0,0,0,,But it is for Disney.
301
00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:34,560
that, that, that, that.
302
00:17:34,839 --> 00:17:36,300
,0,0,0,,I've never been a natural bottom.
303
00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,459
,0,0,0,,So we're going to take things real slow.
304
00:17:38,739 --> 00:17:40,640
,0,0,0,,And I want some crazy eye contact.
305
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:41,900
you.
306
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,219
but I can feel them.
307
00:17:44,219 --> 00:17:45,560
,0,0,0,,We're going to move on down the hallway.
308
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,739
asshole.
309
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,280
,0,0,0,,How's everyone feel about this planet?
310
00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:50,260
,0,0,0,,I don't like you.
311
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,979
let's hold onto that attitude.
312
00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:53,760
,0,0,0,,And we're going to do it angry.
313
00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:13,579
,0,0,0,,Mr. Wilson.
314
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,000
,0,0,0,,You appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious.
315
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,199
,0,0,0,,I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?
316
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,680
,0,0,0,,I go by the name of Paradox.
317
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,890
,0,0,0,,Mr. Paradox. And you're sitting here at the TVA.
318
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,160
,0,0,0,,The Time Variance Authority.
319
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,939
,0,0,0,,We're really a watchdog organization.
320
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:33,560
,0,0,0,,Except we're more light-hearted than that sounds.
321
00:18:33,719 --> 00:18:36,780
,0,0,0,,With a sort of throwback ironic twist.
322
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:41,439
,0,0,0,,And we're in charge of defending what's known as the sacred timeline.
323
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,839
that is a shit ton of exposition for a threequel.
324
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,739
,0,0,0,,Is this because I used Cable's time machine?
325
00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:49,619
then I destroyed it.
326
00:18:49,739 --> 00:18:50,599
,0,0,0,,It was a long time ago.
327
00:18:50,599 --> 00:18:53,579
we're aware of your abuse of your timeline.
328
00:18:54,239 --> 00:18:56,380
,0,0,0,,And you were so abusive of it.
329
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:58,439
no, it has nothing to do with that.
330
00:18:59,140 --> 00:18:59,819
,0,0,0,,Walk with me.
331
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:10,260
Mr. Wilson, to tell you that you're special.
332
00:19:10,939 --> 00:19:14,000
you've been chosen for a higher purpose.
333
00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,040
,0,0,0,,A purpose unclear even to me.
334
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:21,300
,0,0,0,,But one that could save the entire sacred timeline
335
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,979
,0,0,0,,from a possibly grisly fate sometime in the future
336
00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:28,040
,0,0,0,,which may very well need to be avenged.
337
00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:35,359
I assume I'm going to marvel at how
338
00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:36,719
,0,0,0,,cinematic it feels.
339
00:19:37,439 --> 00:19:40,660
indiscriminate use of variants,
340
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,319
,0,0,0,,the whole package.
341
00:19:41,319 --> 00:20:03,180
you tell me, Wade, you can be a hero among the heroes.
342
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,219
,0,0,0,,We've been surveilling you for quite a while.
343
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,199
,0,0,0,,Subway station?
344
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,920
,0,0,0,,The TVA up those stairs.
345
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,280
,0,0,0,,But what is that?
346
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,020
,0,0,0,,Is that me? Is that Thor?
347
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,339
,0,0,0,,Is he crying?
348
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,280
,0,0,0,,Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
349
00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:22,339
,0,0,0,,That happens in the distant future.
350
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:23,160
,0,0,0,,Why is Thor crying?
351
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,140
,0,0,0,,Do not return.
352
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,579
,0,0,0,,Stop that. Eyes on me.
353
00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:27,660
,0,0,0,,I brought you here to offer you an opportunity.
354
00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:31,239
,0,0,0,,The opportunity you sought years ago but for which you were not ready.
355
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:33,079
,0,0,0,,We believe you're ready now.
356
00:20:33,339 --> 00:20:35,040
,0,0,0,,Ready for a chance to leave your timeline
357
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,699
,0,0,0,,and join the greatest universe of all.
358
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,420
,0,0,0,,I am about to give you the thing you've always wanted.
359
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,979
,0,0,0,,I smell what you're stepping in.
360
00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:43,839
,0,0,0,,The power in the Marvel Universe is about to change forever.
361
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,140
,0,0,0,,I am a messiah.
362
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:51,920
,0,0,0,,I am
363
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,300
,0,0,0,,Marvel Jesus.
364
00:20:56,099 --> 00:20:56,839
,0,0,0,,Excuse me.
365
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,880
Fox.
366
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:04,520
,0,0,0,,I'm going to Disneyland.
367
00:21:09,319 --> 00:21:10,520
,0,0,0,,Where do I sign?
368
00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:11,959
it's 90 for my boy.
369
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,000
,0,0,0,,Good. Not too bright.
370
00:21:13,219 --> 00:21:14,319
,0,0,0,,But I do not read.
371
00:21:15,219 --> 00:21:17,579
,0,0,0,,There is one thing I will need though.
372
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,599
fuck off.
373
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:25,599
beardo.
374
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,719
,0,0,0,,Fucking A.
375
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,680
,0,0,0,,It's perfect.
376
00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:52,060
your tailor is a predator.
377
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,239
,0,0,0,,But I love it.
378
00:21:53,339 --> 00:21:56,920
no camel toe, new car smell, and adamantium.
379
00:21:57,180 --> 00:21:59,660
you shouldn't have.
380
00:22:00,239 --> 00:22:00,920
,0,0,0,,Go ahead.
381
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:01,920
,0,0,0,,Take it in.
382
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,839
your underwear is getting tighter.
383
00:22:05,239 --> 00:22:06,680
,0,0,0,,That guy knows what I'm talking about.
384
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:11,160
but his eyes say fucky fucky.
385
00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:12,979
you look very nice.
386
00:22:13,319 --> 00:22:16,260
,0,0,0,,Nice? Your buddy here is ready to throw it all away from me.
387
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:17,180
,0,0,0,,You calling your wife?
388
00:22:17,339 --> 00:22:17,560
,0,0,0,,HR.
389
00:22:17,699 --> 00:22:18,800
,0,0,0,,Does your wife work in HR?
390
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:21,079
,0,0,0,,I'm really glad you're taking this so well.
391
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,119
I'm taking it well.
392
00:22:23,459 --> 00:22:25,859
,0,0,0,,I have never had a problem traveling for work.
393
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,800
we should talk vacation days.
394
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,599
one week off kind of guy.
395
00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:31,780
,0,0,0,,I think it's what they do in Denmark.
396
00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:35,859
you'll never see a Danish flag in the moon, but god damn it, they're happy.
397
00:22:35,859 --> 00:22:39,020
let's power up your little Amazon Fire Phone there,
398
00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:43,040
,0,0,0,,and send me back home so I can let my friends know that they've been upgraded to disciples.
399
00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:46,199
I don't think you quite understand.
400
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:51,520
,0,0,0,,You will not be returning to your home because there will be no home to return to.
401
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:53,579
,0,0,0,,Come again? This time in my ears?
402
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,739
Mr. Wilson.
403
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:06,699
,0,0,0,,That is what happens when a universe loses their anchor being.
404
00:23:06,699 --> 00:23:10,939
,0,0,0,,See how it decays from the inside? This is how a reality dies.
405
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,079
,0,0,0,,What's an anchor being?
406
00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:18,900
,0,0,0,,their whole world slowly withers out of existence.
407
00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:21,760
,0,0,0,,You've just won the lottery because I didn't die.
408
00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:24,000
I'm better now.
409
00:23:30,189 --> 00:23:31,650
,0,0,0,,Oh my god!
410
00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:33,030
I love to laugh.
411
00:23:33,069 --> 00:23:35,550
,0,0,0,,Can you imagine if you were the anchor being?
412
00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:36,089
,0,0,0,,Yeah.
413
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,069
it isn't you, Mr. Wilson.
414
00:23:40,869 --> 00:23:45,229
,0,0,0,,Your anchor being died in an act of self-sacrifice so epic
415
00:23:45,229 --> 00:23:47,770
,0,0,0,,that it sent shivers down the timeline.
416
00:23:48,569 --> 00:23:51,069
of course, to...
417
00:23:52,829 --> 00:23:53,189
,0,0,0,,Logan.
418
00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:56,010
,0,0,0,,The Wolverine.
419
00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:28,189
Wolverine!
420
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,680
I got it. You can turn your retro graphics of death off now.
421
00:24:33,719 --> 00:24:34,319
,0,0,0,,Make it stop.
422
00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:37,079
Mr. Wilson. We certainly can't stop it.
423
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:40,180
,0,0,0,,How long have we got?
424
00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:42,500
a couple thousand years.
425
00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:43,459
sweet.
426
00:24:43,459 --> 00:24:45,920
aren't fast enough. Not for me.
427
00:24:46,599 --> 00:24:47,280
,0,0,0,,What does that mean?
428
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:52,439
,0,0,0,,It means that I have been tasked with overseeing the end of your universe.
429
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:59,839
,0,0,0,,I will not waste my life watching it die slowly in natural causes.
430
00:25:00,239 --> 00:25:03,439
elegant, efficient.
431
00:25:03,579 --> 00:25:05,900
,0,0,0,,But I'm told the TVA doesn't like to do that anymore.
432
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:08,479
I do. And no matter what my so-called superiors say,
433
00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:11,099
,0,0,0,,the multiverse does not need a babysitter.
434
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,900
,0,0,0,,We need a mercy killer.
435
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:17,060
I am the mercy killer.
436
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,160
,0,0,0,,What in the McGuffin is that?
437
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,319
Mr. Wilson.
438
00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:32,839
,0,0,0,,it will allow me to destroy the space-time matrix of your universe.
439
00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:35,219
I don't want to work for the TVA.
440
00:25:35,239 --> 00:25:37,459
,0,0,0,,I want to be the TVA.
441
00:25:37,459 --> 00:25:40,099
,0,0,0,,And the first step involves showing this organization
442
00:25:40,099 --> 00:25:41,959
,0,0,0,,how much more efficient it can become.
443
00:25:42,219 --> 00:25:46,280
I will be giving your universe a swift and compassionate end.
444
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,079
your friends won't feel a thing.
445
00:25:48,099 --> 00:25:49,060
,0,0,0,,It'll be over just like this.
446
00:25:49,219 --> 00:25:49,859
what's that?
447
00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:52,420
,0,0,0,,Trust me.
448
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,079
,0,0,0,,You're gonna hold the other of my fucking universe?
449
00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:10,839
yes. Two and a half to one in the head.
450
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:12,739
Mr. Wilson, you have two choices.
451
00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,660
,0,0,0,,You can either rejoin your loved ones
452
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:18,060
I'd say, 72 hours,
453
00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:22,119
,0,0,0,,or you join the sacred timeline
454
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:26,579
,0,0,0,,and you end your days of insignificance and mediocrity.
455
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:32,579
Wade, you can finally, finally matter.
456
00:26:42,609 --> 00:26:44,390
,0,0,0,,That's all I've ever really wanted.
457
00:26:44,829 --> 00:26:47,270
,0,0,0,,I know. I know.
458
00:26:48,349 --> 00:26:52,310
I'm nothing if not morally flexible.
459
00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:55,550
yep.
460
00:26:58,130 --> 00:26:59,010
,0,0,0,,I'll do it.
461
00:26:59,329 --> 00:26:59,849
,0,0,0,,Wise choice.
462
00:27:00,109 --> 00:27:01,670
,0,0,0,,The sacred timelines are happy to have you.
463
00:27:01,790 --> 00:27:03,530
,0,0,0,,I was talking about finding the Wolverine
464
00:27:03,530 --> 00:27:04,810
,0,0,0,,and breaking your fucking nose.
465
00:27:18,709 --> 00:27:19,750
,0,0,0,,Find him.
466
00:27:20,189 --> 00:27:20,829
,0,0,0,,Find him!
467
00:27:21,209 --> 00:27:22,829
boy, did he ever.
468
00:27:24,290 --> 00:27:25,910
,0,0,0,,Which brings us back to this.
469
00:27:28,349 --> 00:27:30,089
,0,0,0,,The desecration of the sacred corpse.
470
00:27:50,790 --> 00:27:51,069
,0,0,0,,R!
471
00:27:51,089 --> 00:27:52,089
,0,0,0,,Make it stop!
472
00:27:52,510 --> 00:27:53,329
,0,0,0,,Mangold tribe!
473
00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:57,979
,0,0,0,,You sick fuck!
474
00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:02,619
,0,0,0,,Weldon was a hero and the only thing worth a shit to ever come out of Canada.
475
00:28:10,569 --> 00:28:14,709
,0,0,0,,Get my country's name out of your fucking mouth.
476
00:28:16,150 --> 00:28:16,910
,0,0,0,,And my sword.
477
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,089
,0,0,0,,Bring it out.
478
00:28:21,349 --> 00:28:23,170
I gotta find me another Logan.
479
00:28:24,109 --> 00:28:25,150
,0,0,0,,A live one.
480
00:28:25,510 --> 00:28:27,489
guys. I'll skin myself out.
481
00:28:35,099 --> 00:28:35,479
,0,0,0,,Logan!
482
00:28:39,579 --> 00:28:41,099
,0,0,0,,I'm gonna need you to come with me.
483
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,319
,0,0,0,,Who's that?
484
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,500
,0,0,0,,Look at this little hairy luretten.
485
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,380
guy?
486
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:51,880
you did, comic actor.
487
00:28:52,119 --> 00:28:52,939
,0,0,0,,You're his short king.
488
00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:55,280
Wolfie.
489
00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:57,260
baby.
490
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:58,560
,0,0,0,,McCoy!
491
00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:00,800
,0,0,0,,Everything seems to be on fire.
492
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:01,859
,0,0,0,,Do you have a dragon?
493
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:28,410
,0,0,0,,I'm auditioning Anchor Bean.
494
00:29:29,910 --> 00:29:31,369
,0,0,0,,That's gonna need some coconut oil.
495
00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,810
,0,0,0,,What in the fuck?
496
00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:41,199
yes, yes.
497
00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:43,079
,0,0,0,,Classic John Byrne brown and tan.
498
00:29:43,339 --> 00:29:45,199
we found the Hulk in this outfit, no?
499
00:29:48,109 --> 00:29:50,229
you dull creature in our life.
500
00:29:51,170 --> 00:30:03,319
,0,0,0,,In a different direction.
501
00:30:06,579 --> 00:30:08,619
from behind, you look a little bit like Henry...
502
00:30:08,619 --> 00:30:09,760
my fuck!
503
00:30:10,339 --> 00:30:11,180
,0,0,0,,The cavalry.
504
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,079
,0,0,0,,The legends are true.
505
00:30:13,719 --> 00:30:16,280
sir, on behalf of all humanity,
506
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,160
,0,0,0,,this just feels right.
507
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,680
,0,0,0,,We will treat you so much better than those shit fucks down the street.
508
00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:22,619
,0,0,0,,You were just leaving.
509
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:23,380
sir.
510
00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:25,900
,0,0,0,,Not while the fate of my universe is in your hands.
511
00:30:29,579 --> 00:30:31,060
,0,0,0,,This one looks promising.
512
00:30:31,599 --> 00:30:32,420
,0,0,0,,Down you go.
513
00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:34,579
,0,0,0,,Again.
514
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,060
you're not welcome here.
515
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,160
,0,0,0,,You're not welcome anywhere.
516
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:41,099
,0,0,0,,Now get the fuck out of my bar.
517
00:30:41,219 --> 00:30:43,239
,0,0,0,,Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave.
518
00:30:43,839 --> 00:30:44,880
,0,0,0,,That's not how it works.
519
00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:46,359
,0,0,0,,It does now.
520
00:30:46,959 --> 00:30:47,579
,0,0,0,,Leave the bottle.
521
00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:48,979
bub.
522
00:30:49,219 --> 00:30:49,540
,0,0,0,,Nope.
523
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:50,959
,0,0,0,,But I know you.
524
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,000
,0,0,0,,Everybody knows me.
525
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,579
,0,0,0,,I'm the Wolverine.
526
00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:57,680
you are.
527
00:30:58,239 --> 00:31:00,819
,0,0,0,,And I'm gonna need you to come with me right now.
528
00:31:01,719 --> 00:31:02,880
lady, I'm not interested.
529
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:03,939
,0,0,0,,Really getting into your cops here.
530
00:31:03,959 --> 00:31:05,760
,0,0,0,,Why would I go with you?
531
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,900
unfortunately, I need you.
532
00:31:10,079 --> 00:31:13,979
my entire world needs you.
533
00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:16,119
,0,0,0,,You two gonna fuck or fight?
534
00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:21,520
,0,0,0,,You gonna take that from him?
535
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,319
,0,0,0,,I'll only break your heart vibe going here.
536
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,839
,0,0,0,,But every other Wolverine would have really hurt me by now.
537
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,619
so...
538
00:31:31,619 --> 00:31:32,640
here we go.
539
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:33,800
hey, hey, guys.
540
00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:34,300
,0,0,0,,One time.
541
00:31:36,099 --> 00:31:36,500
,0,0,0,,Oh.
542
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,680
,0,0,0,,Whiskey dig of the claws.
543
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,619
,0,0,0,,It's quite common in Wolverines over 40.
544
00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:42,260
,0,0,0,,You don't want this.
545
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,420
I don't.
546
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:44,959
,0,0,0,,And you don't want this.
547
00:31:47,619 --> 00:31:49,239
,0,0,0,,I suggest you reconsider.
548
00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:50,920
Peanut.
549
00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:57,500
hold on, hold on.
550
00:31:58,140 --> 00:31:58,780
,0,0,0,,Watch this.
551
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:00,760
,0,0,0,,Alright.
552
00:32:01,439 --> 00:32:03,380
,0,0,0,,That's a little... easy.
553
00:32:07,479 --> 00:32:08,099
,0,0,0,,Good God.
554
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,979
aren't you?
555
00:32:11,939 --> 00:32:12,939
keep going.
556
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,560
,0,0,0,,Audiences are accustomed to long run times.
557
00:32:21,410 --> 00:32:22,849
I guess you'll have to do.
558
00:32:23,689 --> 00:32:23,989
,0,0,0,,Okay.
559
00:32:25,829 --> 00:32:26,250
,0,0,0,,Ooh.
560
00:32:26,930 --> 00:32:27,969
,0,0,0,,Look at those jammies.
561
00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,329
,0,0,0,,That only took 20 fucking years.
562
00:32:32,109 --> 00:32:34,170
,0,0,0,,One interview coming right up.
563
00:32:34,329 --> 00:32:36,010
baby girl.
564
00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:37,709
,0,0,0,,This Logan has the same.
565
00:32:37,869 --> 00:32:40,010
,0,0,0,,He can do anything he even musicals look like.
566
00:32:40,390 --> 00:32:40,729
,0,0,0,,Bonus.
567
00:32:41,270 --> 00:32:44,489
,0,0,0,,He's actually wearing a costume like he's not embarrassed to be in a superhero movie for once.
568
00:32:44,869 --> 00:32:45,989
,0,0,0,,I don't understand.
569
00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:47,469
,0,0,0,,You said my universe is dying.
570
00:32:47,869 --> 00:32:50,189
,0,0,0,,Because this sack of nuts got himself killed.
571
00:32:50,189 --> 00:32:51,829
problem solved.
572
00:32:52,469 --> 00:32:52,869
,0,0,0,,My God.
573
00:32:53,170 --> 00:32:58,069
,0,0,0,,You actually think you can replace an anchovy with this?
574
00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:06,069
but you have outdone yourself and brought me the worst Wolverine.
575
00:33:06,189 --> 00:33:07,310
,0,0,0,,What do you mean the worst one?
576
00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:08,030
,0,0,0,,Mr. Wilson.
577
00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:12,030
,0,0,0,,This Wolverine let down his entire world.
578
00:33:13,050 --> 00:33:14,849
but not in a good way.
579
00:33:15,310 --> 00:33:16,030
,0,0,0,,And what he did?
580
00:33:16,689 --> 00:33:19,930
some things are just beyond forgiveness.
581
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:23,229
,0,0,0,,Okay.
582
00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:24,890
,0,0,0,,How do I make this right?
583
00:33:25,229 --> 00:33:26,270
,0,0,0,,I can do anything.
584
00:33:27,229 --> 00:33:29,869
,0,0,0,,I gave you a chance at greatness.
585
00:33:30,189 --> 00:33:32,369
,0,0,0,,Because my superiors deemed you special.
586
00:33:32,709 --> 00:33:33,810
,0,0,0,,Clearly not special in a good way.
587
00:33:34,209 --> 00:33:37,150
,0,0,0,,Apparently you have some important future purpose to serve.
588
00:33:37,209 --> 00:33:38,410
he holds me.
589
00:33:38,729 --> 00:33:40,270
,0,0,0,,But I did my duty.
590
00:33:40,469 --> 00:33:42,369
,0,0,0,,I gave you the opportunity to be somebody.
591
00:33:42,589 --> 00:33:46,790
you broke my nose.
592
00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:47,930
,0,0,0,,It looks great.
593
00:33:47,930 --> 00:33:51,550
,0,0,0,,I have decimated dozens of my men with the exhumed corpse of a hero.
594
00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:53,770
but his memory.
595
00:33:53,890 --> 00:33:54,910
the internet?
596
00:33:55,030 --> 00:33:57,089
,0,0,0,,Your world is dying.
597
00:33:57,489 --> 00:33:58,290
,0,0,0,,Thank you very much.
598
00:33:59,069 --> 00:34:00,310
,0,0,0,,And there's no stopping it.
599
00:34:02,430 --> 00:34:04,910
,0,0,0,,The main thing to do is to make it quick.
600
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:07,969
,0,0,0,,Is the thought of vaporizing my universe making you peckish?
601
00:34:08,169 --> 00:34:08,989
,0,0,0,,I'm meeting my feelings.
602
00:34:09,010 --> 00:34:11,030
,0,0,0,,I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about.
603
00:34:11,110 --> 00:34:17,250
isn't he?
604
00:34:17,929 --> 00:34:19,270
by the way.
605
00:34:19,929 --> 00:34:21,110
,0,0,0,,You're joining in a bit of a low point.
606
00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:24,090
I want to talk to your boss.
607
00:34:24,290 --> 00:34:29,850
her, or them that Marvel H. Christ isn't playing.
608
00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:35,939
,0,0,0,,Holy shit.
609
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,580
,0,0,0,,I just heard a symphony of buttholes clenching all at once.
610
00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:41,580
,0,0,0,,You're off grid.
611
00:34:41,919 --> 00:34:44,379
,0,0,0,,Your bosses don't know what you sick fucks are doing down here.
612
00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:45,239
I'll tell you what.
613
00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:50,479
,0,0,0,,I have a black belt in Karen and I'm going to go upstairs and I'm going to tell them all about you.
614
00:34:51,919 --> 00:34:53,879
silence is nice, isn't it?
615
00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:54,959
,0,0,0,,Where the fuck did he go?
616
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:55,800
,0,0,0,,To the trash heap.
617
00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:57,020
,0,0,0,,You'll fit right in.
618
00:35:00,110 --> 00:35:00,750
,0,0,0,,That was close.
619
00:35:22,419 --> 00:35:24,280
you ape.
620
00:35:24,979 --> 00:35:26,139
,0,0,0,,Give me a hand down front.
621
00:35:27,739 --> 00:35:29,300
I'm actually okay, thank you.
622
00:35:31,959 --> 00:35:33,120
,0,0,0,,Where the hell are we?
623
00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,820
,0,0,0,,I don't know. Looks kind of Mad Max-y.
624
00:35:35,879 --> 00:35:37,820
right?
625
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:38,860
,0,0,0,,Fucking jokes.
626
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,040
,0,0,0,,Fuck.
627
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,540
,0,0,0,,Were you even listening back there?
628
00:35:45,739 --> 00:35:48,080
,0,0,0,,We don't make it back to that Mr. Paradox asshole.
629
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,780
,0,0,0,,Everyone I know is going to die.
630
00:35:49,919 --> 00:35:50,919
,0,0,0,,Not my fucking crop.
631
00:35:51,739 --> 00:35:52,879
,0,0,0,,Was that all you got?
632
00:35:53,979 --> 00:35:56,100
,0,0,0,,Is that what you said when your world went to shit?
633
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,040
,0,0,0,,Come again.
634
00:35:59,379 --> 00:36:01,159
I heard all about you.
635
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,040
,0,0,0,,You screwed up everything.
636
00:36:03,439 --> 00:36:06,159
you shithead.
637
00:36:06,399 --> 00:36:08,659
son of a bitch?
638
00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,300
,0,0,0,,Are you ready to be calm now?
639
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,699
Mr. Paradox.
640
00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:41,719
Peanut.
641
00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:44,479
,0,0,0,,Doesn't matter what you did.
642
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,000
,0,0,0,,I just need your help.
643
00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:49,179
,0,0,0,,I don't fucking care.
644
00:36:58,290 --> 00:37:00,090
this is going to hurt.
645
00:37:04,830 --> 00:37:05,350
,0,0,0,,Alright.
646
00:37:06,129 --> 00:37:07,169
,0,0,0,,Fuck it.
647
00:37:08,070 --> 00:37:09,810
,0,0,0,,Let's get the people what they came for.
648
00:37:10,830 --> 00:37:12,090
,0,0,0,,Let's fucking go.
649
00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:15,790
nerds.
650
00:37:15,810 --> 00:37:16,949
,0,0,0,,This is going to get good.
651
00:38:13,989 --> 00:38:15,070
,0,0,0,,I gotcha.
652
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,959
,0,0,0,,I'm gonna see you grow your fucking head back.
653
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:27,340
wait, wait! I can fix it!
654
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:28,639
,0,0,0,,Fix what?
655
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,139
,0,0,0,,Whatever it is that you did.
656
00:38:30,939 --> 00:38:32,379
,0,0,0,,Whatever made you so bad.
657
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:36,580
you heard them.
658
00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:42,159
but they also have the power to change yours.
659
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,600
and we can fix your world... together.
660
00:38:50,979 --> 00:38:53,699
,0,0,0,,I promise... they can fix it.
661
00:38:54,459 --> 00:38:57,679
we lose.
662
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,600
,0,0,0,,The superhero equivalent to Comfort Food or Molly.
663
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:08,560
,0,0,0,,White guy's answer to all the disappointments in another A-lister.
664
00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:11,959
gorgeous. You're going to encounter us in a delicate language.
665
00:39:12,479 --> 00:39:16,580
but we've been prohibited from using cocaine on camera.
666
00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:18,340
,0,0,0,,They're coming. Who's they?
667
00:40:14,270 --> 00:40:17,590
,0,0,0,,Sandra is gonna be giddy when she sees what we caught.
668
00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:20,750
,0,0,0,,Can't run. Everybody knows that.
669
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,149
dick for brains?
670
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,209
,0,0,0,,You're not gonna love what happens next.
671
00:40:26,469 --> 00:40:27,570
,0,0,0,,Oh my god.
672
00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:30,469
he's gonna say it.
673
00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:33,189
he's gonna say it!
674
00:40:33,209 --> 00:40:33,669
,0,0,0,,Say what?
675
00:40:34,389 --> 00:40:34,870
,0,0,0,,Avengers...
676
00:40:34,870 --> 00:40:35,610
,0,0,0,,Come on!
677
00:40:35,669 --> 00:40:36,350
what now?
678
00:41:04,709 --> 00:41:06,070
,0,0,0,,We don't know that guy.
679
00:41:06,429 --> 00:41:07,070
,0,0,0,,Thought we did.
680
00:41:07,429 --> 00:41:08,909
,0,0,0,,I know you.
681
00:41:10,429 --> 00:41:11,550
,0,0,0,,Holy shit.
682
00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:13,830
,0,0,0,,Sabertooth.
683
00:41:14,729 --> 00:41:15,570
,0,0,0,,Your brother.
684
00:41:16,649 --> 00:41:17,830
,0,0,0,,Ready to die.
685
00:41:18,669 --> 00:41:19,929
wait, wait, wait!
686
00:41:19,929 --> 00:41:20,429
,0,0,0,,Time!
687
00:41:21,570 --> 00:41:22,750
,0,0,0,,You look ridiculous.
688
00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,770
,0,0,0,,People have waited decades for this fight.
689
00:41:25,929 --> 00:41:27,050
,0,0,0,,It's not gonna be easy.
690
00:41:27,169 --> 00:41:27,530
,0,0,0,,Maybe not.
691
00:41:27,689 --> 00:41:29,409
,0,0,0,,Shoot the double and take him down.
692
00:41:29,770 --> 00:41:30,550
,0,0,0,,Side control.
693
00:41:30,830 --> 00:41:34,929
,0,0,0,,Then full mount and you ground and pound until he makes no sound because he's dead.
694
00:41:34,949 --> 00:41:35,750
,0,0,0,,Shut the fuck up.
695
00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:36,909
,0,0,0,,Oh my god.
696
00:41:36,909 --> 00:41:37,850
good luck.
697
00:41:37,969 --> 00:41:38,909
,0,0,0,,I'm a huge fan.
698
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:52,629
girl?
699
00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:54,110
,0,0,0,,Is there trouble at the well?
700
00:41:59,889 --> 00:42:01,209
,0,0,0,,Big trouble.
701
00:42:01,790 --> 00:42:02,469
,0,0,0,,Behold!
702
00:42:03,209 --> 00:42:07,169
Furiosa!
703
00:42:08,489 --> 00:42:09,729
,0,0,0,,I have the Wolverine.
704
00:42:10,370 --> 00:42:12,969
,0,0,0,,I alone control her.
705
00:42:13,110 --> 00:42:15,010
,0,0,0,,You come for me!
706
00:42:16,090 --> 00:42:17,969
,0,0,0,,You come for her!
707
00:42:20,050 --> 00:42:20,729
,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry.
708
00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:21,850
,0,0,0,,I know it's pronounced him.
709
00:42:22,010 --> 00:42:22,750
,0,0,0,,I'm gender blind.
710
00:42:22,949 --> 00:42:23,790
,0,0,0,,It's my cross to bear.
711
00:42:23,870 --> 00:42:24,870
,0,0,0,,Who's next?
712
00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:25,790
,0,0,0,,Toad!
713
00:42:26,629 --> 00:42:27,570
,0,0,0,,You're up.
714
00:42:48,350 --> 00:42:49,370
,0,0,0,,I forgot about her.
715
00:42:53,489 --> 00:42:54,929
,0,0,0,,How long was I asleep?
716
00:42:55,389 --> 00:42:56,570
,0,0,0,,Not all of you was asleep.
717
00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:58,229
,0,0,0,,Don't bother.
718
00:42:59,090 --> 00:42:59,870
,0,0,0,,We're very thorough.
719
00:43:01,169 --> 00:43:01,889
,0,0,0,,You know where we are.
720
00:43:02,010 --> 00:43:02,570
,0,0,0,,Start talking.
721
00:43:03,909 --> 00:43:04,689
,0,0,0,,You're in the void.
722
00:43:05,590 --> 00:43:06,790
,0,0,0,,Look at this purgatory.
723
00:43:07,830 --> 00:43:09,850
,0,0,0,,Reed called it a metaphysical junkyard.
724
00:43:10,209 --> 00:43:13,189
,0,0,0,,Where anything useless goes before it gets annihilated forever.
725
00:43:13,969 --> 00:43:18,030
,0,0,0,,And where the TVA sends people that don't play nice with the rest of the multiverse.
726
00:43:18,189 --> 00:43:18,709
,0,0,0,,Like you.
727
00:43:18,870 --> 00:43:19,409
,0,0,0,,And you.
728
00:43:19,649 --> 00:43:21,370
,0,0,0,,What does the annihilating mean?
729
00:43:21,969 --> 00:43:22,409
,0,0,0,,A lion.
730
00:43:22,830 --> 00:43:24,129
,0,0,0,,A lion is in this thing?
731
00:43:24,290 --> 00:43:26,250
,0,0,0,,From Loki Season 1 Episode 5?
732
00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:28,250
,0,0,0,,Everyone here is on the run from a lion.
733
00:43:29,209 --> 00:43:30,370
,0,0,0,,Most don't make it.
734
00:43:30,669 --> 00:43:31,870
,0,0,0,,There's a resistance though.
735
00:43:32,830 --> 00:43:35,070
,0,0,0,,Other people like Gus that managed to survive.
736
00:43:35,949 --> 00:43:39,429
,0,0,0,,They're hiding out in the borderlands trying to find a way the fuck out of here.
737
00:43:39,929 --> 00:43:40,949
,0,0,0,,And that's where we go.
738
00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:43,110
,0,0,0,,We? Us? A team?
739
00:43:43,389 --> 00:43:44,429
,0,0,0,,The answer is yes.
740
00:43:44,729 --> 00:43:45,070
,0,0,0,,Shae-Gun.
741
00:43:45,550 --> 00:43:47,010
,0,0,0,,Fuck! You nicked it.
742
00:43:47,010 --> 00:43:48,949
,0,0,0,,Just got the tip with your little steak knife.
743
00:43:49,270 --> 00:43:51,290
,0,0,0,,These others can help us get back to the TVA.
744
00:43:51,370 --> 00:43:52,209
,0,0,0,,They can fix things.
745
00:43:54,350 --> 00:43:55,409
Bob?
746
00:43:55,409 --> 00:43:57,510
,0,0,0,,She might have something to say about that.
747
00:43:58,409 --> 00:43:58,770
,0,0,0,,Who's she?
748
00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:00,989
,0,0,0,,In the void.
749
00:44:01,669 --> 00:44:04,110
,0,0,0,,You're either food for a lion...
750
00:44:04,110 --> 00:44:05,229
,0,0,0,,or you work for her.
751
00:45:18,989 --> 00:45:20,229
finally aged.
752
00:45:21,389 --> 00:45:23,129
you must fit into your juggernaut.
753
00:45:23,350 --> 00:45:23,590
,0,0,0,,Thank you.
754
00:45:23,629 --> 00:45:24,889
,0,0,0,,I keep your voices down.
755
00:45:25,050 --> 00:45:26,030
,0,0,0,,She don't like the chatter.
756
00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:27,429
,0,0,0,,She's gonna love you.
757
00:45:45,659 --> 00:45:46,699
Chuck!
758
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:48,719
,0,0,0,,That's not Chuck.
759
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,000
ableism. Great.
760
00:45:53,260 --> 00:45:55,379
,0,0,0,,That's not gonna go over well with the wolf mob.
761
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:56,959
,0,0,0,,A wolverine!
762
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,959
,0,0,0,,I wondered when I'd get one of you.
763
00:46:00,780 --> 00:46:01,979
,0,0,0,,You're one of Xavius.
764
00:46:02,139 --> 00:46:03,399
,0,0,0,,You know him? You know Chuck?
765
00:46:03,659 --> 00:46:04,600
I knew him.
766
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:06,340
,0,0,0,,We shared a wound.
767
00:46:06,879 --> 00:46:10,179
,0,0,0,,Tried to strangle the sly little fellow with my umbilical cord.
768
00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:12,199
,0,0,0,,Amen. I've never loved roommates.
769
00:46:12,659 --> 00:46:13,459
,0,0,0,,Mine's blind.
770
00:46:13,459 --> 00:46:15,040
,0,0,0,,Except she could see cocaine.
771
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,959
,0,0,0,,For some reason.
772
00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:18,500
Your Majesty?
773
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:19,899
,0,0,0,,I'm dying here.
774
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:20,919
,0,0,0,,Who are you?
775
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,820
,0,0,0,,Charles Xavier's twin.
776
00:46:23,219 --> 00:46:23,919
,0,0,0,,Cassandra Nova.
777
00:46:24,479 --> 00:46:25,459
,0,0,0,,I was an anal birth.
778
00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:27,500
,0,0,0,,You two are cute.
779
00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:29,979
,0,0,0,,I have a good feeling about this.
780
00:46:32,879 --> 00:46:36,139
,0,0,0,,And I've been trying to catch this little firefly for years.
781
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:37,780
Johnny?
782
00:46:39,879 --> 00:46:41,820
,0,0,0,,You picked the wrong time to make new friends.
783
00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:44,399
Johnny told us all about you.
784
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,280
,0,0,0,,Maybe shut up now.
785
00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:45,939
maybe don't.
786
00:46:45,939 --> 00:46:46,760
,0,0,0,,We were just talking here.
787
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:50,439
Johnny told us you're a psychotic, megalomaniacal asshole.
788
00:46:50,540 --> 00:46:51,399
,0,0,0,,His word is not mine.
789
00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:53,620
,0,0,0,,Hell bent on domination and pain.
790
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,320
,0,0,0,,You said all that about me.
791
00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:57,780
,0,0,0,,No. No!
792
00:46:58,199 --> 00:46:59,000
,0,0,0,,I don't need eyes of idiots.
793
00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:00,320
Johnny!
794
00:47:02,199 --> 00:47:03,620
,0,0,0,,I'll let her intimidate you.
795
00:47:04,439 --> 00:47:05,820
,0,0,0,,Like you said in the convoy.
796
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,899
dead-in-side, pixie slab of third-rate, dime-stored nut milk
797
00:47:10,899 --> 00:47:14,780
,0,0,0,,can eat your delicious cinnamon ring and kick rocks all the way to bald hell.
798
00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:18,000
,0,0,0,,I have never said any of those words in my entire life.
799
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:18,840
,0,0,0,,The modesty.
800
00:47:19,219 --> 00:47:22,040
but this guy?
801
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,360
,0,0,0,,Next level.
802
00:47:24,699 --> 00:47:27,020
I don't even know what half of that means.
803
00:47:27,699 --> 00:47:29,239
sir. Truly.
804
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,899
,0,0,0,,I didn't kiss that...
805
00:47:32,459 --> 00:47:33,500
,0,0,0,,I don't...
806
00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:39,689
,0,0,0,,Not my favorite Chris.
807
00:47:40,570 --> 00:47:41,129
,0,0,0,,Piece of shit.
808
00:47:41,229 --> 00:47:42,370
,0,0,0,,You just got him fucking killed.
809
00:47:42,370 --> 00:47:43,889
we're all grieving.
810
00:47:44,449 --> 00:47:46,189
we know what he was doing in the budget.
811
00:47:48,850 --> 00:47:50,050
,0,0,0,,Life is hungry.
812
00:47:51,729 --> 00:47:53,050
,0,0,0,,There's been some kind of mistake.
813
00:47:53,449 --> 00:47:56,330
and I'm Marvel Jesus.
814
00:47:56,510 --> 00:47:57,389
if you're nasty.
815
00:47:57,649 --> 00:48:00,149
but there's another British villain.
816
00:48:00,570 --> 00:48:02,709
and I'm gonna stop him.
817
00:48:02,909 --> 00:48:05,689
honey, you don't really strike me as a world-saving type.
818
00:48:08,590 --> 00:48:09,469
,0,0,0,,Did I hit him off?
819
00:48:10,229 --> 00:48:11,830
,0,0,0,,I didn't want it to come to this.
820
00:48:12,590 --> 00:48:18,510
or my friend here is gonna sing the entire second act of Music Man with zero warm-up.
821
00:48:19,090 --> 00:48:20,010
,0,0,0,,Where'd you get the chair?
822
00:48:20,590 --> 00:48:22,810
I do get a child through here.
823
00:48:23,449 --> 00:48:24,389
though.
824
00:48:25,010 --> 00:48:25,389
,0,0,0,,No.
825
00:48:26,429 --> 00:48:27,949
,0,0,0,,He didn't care to find me.
826
00:48:29,290 --> 00:48:31,530
they're trauma-bragging.
827
00:48:31,850 --> 00:48:36,050
turn it into accomplishment or cancer like the rest of us?
828
00:48:36,270 --> 00:48:38,010
,0,0,0,,But I'm not like the rest of you.
829
00:48:38,229 --> 00:48:39,370
,0,0,0,,Except maybe the Wolverine.
830
00:48:39,870 --> 00:48:42,709
,0,0,0,,Now we could be truly terrifying together.
831
00:48:42,770 --> 00:48:43,909
huh?
832
00:48:44,149 --> 00:48:45,889
,0,0,0,,The TVA certainly thought so.
833
00:48:46,449 --> 00:48:48,429
,0,0,0,,They sent me here before I could walk.
834
00:48:49,030 --> 00:48:51,469
,0,0,0,,And you know it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
835
00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,050
,0,0,0,,I love it here.
836
00:48:53,169 --> 00:48:54,350
,0,0,0,,You live in a garbage dump?
837
00:48:54,770 --> 00:48:57,330
,0,0,0,,I think we both know who lives in the garbage dump.
838
00:48:57,969 --> 00:48:59,229
,0,0,0,,The void is a paradise.
839
00:48:59,830 --> 00:49:03,330
,0,0,0,,I can wield my power here without shame.
840
00:49:04,090 --> 00:49:07,149
I had no Charles Xavier to teach me temperance.
841
00:49:07,689 --> 00:49:13,610
,0,0,0,,What about your Charles? Did he protect you? Did he make you feel safe?
842
00:49:14,129 --> 00:49:15,850
,0,0,0,,We're mutants. We're never safe.
843
00:49:25,169 --> 00:49:31,189
,0,0,0,,I don't want the smoke. I don't have any beef with you. I just want to save my friends. I just want to go home.
844
00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:33,189
the thing is, I could get you home.
845
00:49:33,229 --> 00:49:33,570
,0,0,0,,Good.
846
00:49:33,770 --> 00:49:34,850
,0,0,0,,But I don't want to.
847
00:49:35,570 --> 00:49:41,530
Wade Wilson?
848
00:49:43,229 --> 00:49:45,669
but not in a good way.
849
00:49:45,669 --> 00:49:48,649
,0,0,0,,My brother could end one's mind with a fork.
850
00:49:48,969 --> 00:49:51,370
,0,0,0,,I have to get my hands dirty.
851
00:49:54,070 --> 00:49:55,449
,0,0,0,,I've called you.
852
00:50:09,429 --> 00:50:10,510
,0,0,0,,You're not Ike.
853
00:50:10,610 --> 00:50:11,949
,0,0,0,,I'm right here.
854
00:50:12,189 --> 00:50:13,750
,0,0,0,,But show me you gotta do something.
855
00:50:15,649 --> 00:50:16,409
,0,0,0,,Show you what?
856
00:50:16,989 --> 00:50:19,870
,0,0,0,,Show me you care about something bigger than you.
857
00:50:20,969 --> 00:50:24,250
you took a knee.
858
00:50:25,330 --> 00:50:27,250
you never got back up.
859
00:50:29,070 --> 00:50:30,969
,0,0,0,,I know you're going through something.
860
00:50:31,510 --> 00:50:33,449
,0,0,0,,Let me go through it with you.
861
00:50:34,610 --> 00:50:36,090
,0,0,0,,Your crazy matches my crazy.
862
00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:47,550
okay?
863
00:50:48,949 --> 00:50:51,189
I don't want you. I don't want to be with you.
864
00:50:52,389 --> 00:50:54,969
I don't want to be with you.
865
00:50:55,169 --> 00:50:58,010
I don't want you.
866
00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:07,909
,0,0,0,,You'll never fucking matter.
867
00:51:14,219 --> 00:51:16,280
,0,0,0,,You'll never fucking matter.
868
00:51:33,639 --> 00:51:34,899
,0,0,0,,She never said that.
869
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:37,719
but I bet she thought it.
870
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,199
,0,0,0,,You are so mean.
871
00:51:41,860 --> 00:51:44,439
,0,0,0,,My brain could taste your fingers and they tasted like hate.
872
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,399
,0,0,0,,And we're in God's name as the intimacy coordinator.
873
00:51:47,820 --> 00:51:49,580
Mr. Wilson.
874
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,580
,0,0,0,,And long before you came here.
875
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,979
,0,0,0,,This is Baby Knife. She's gonna fuck you in the face now.
876
00:51:57,139 --> 00:51:59,919
it's going to take more than a little blade.
877
00:52:00,419 --> 00:52:01,179
,0,0,0,,How about six?
878
00:52:03,659 --> 00:52:04,659
,0,0,0,,My boy's wicked strong.
879
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,639
,0,0,0,,That's my big boy. There you are.
880
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,639
,0,0,0,,But the big guy needs to eat and the rent is due.
881
00:52:22,330 --> 00:52:23,909
you're the rent.
882
00:53:08,770 --> 00:53:10,149
,0,0,0,,What you thinking about?
883
00:53:10,310 --> 00:53:11,409
,0,0,0,,Get the fuck off of me.
884
00:53:12,070 --> 00:53:13,889
,0,0,0,,Almost done. Almost done what?
885
00:53:14,070 --> 00:53:15,750
,0,0,0,,Getting my knife out of your buttocks.
886
00:53:16,389 --> 00:53:16,629
,0,0,0,,Herbert!
887
00:53:17,149 --> 00:53:19,389
,0,0,0,,Go! Get your bind out of my pants.
888
00:53:19,729 --> 00:53:20,510
,0,0,0,,I'm telling Blake.
889
00:53:20,610 --> 00:53:23,090
,0,0,0,,New rules. I talk now.
890
00:53:23,169 --> 00:53:24,489
,0,0,0,,That's going to be very hard on the audience.
891
00:53:24,729 --> 00:53:26,290
,0,0,0,,Shut the fuck up!
892
00:53:27,229 --> 00:53:28,310
,0,0,0,,Let me fucking think.
893
00:53:28,610 --> 00:53:30,229
right?
894
00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:32,949
,0,0,0,,Right?
895
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:36,169
am I allowed to speak now?
896
00:53:36,169 --> 00:53:38,290
asshole.
897
00:53:40,189 --> 00:53:40,429
,0,0,0,,Right.
898
00:53:41,110 --> 00:53:44,330
,0,0,0,,Then we find the others that poor kid Johnny was talking about before you got him killed.
899
00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:45,850
,0,0,0,,Poor kid. He's like 50.
900
00:53:45,929 --> 00:53:48,570
we find them.
901
00:53:48,669 --> 00:53:51,850
,0,0,0,,Make those TVA fuckers fix my shit like you fucking promised.
902
00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:53,129
,0,0,0,,I smell quest.
903
00:53:55,969 --> 00:53:57,090
,0,0,0,,I smell food.
904
00:54:00,389 --> 00:54:03,909
,0,0,0,,So what made you finally wear an honest-to-god costume?
905
00:54:05,530 --> 00:54:07,469
so they can't see me bleed.
906
00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:10,530
too.
907
00:54:10,669 --> 00:54:11,929
,0,0,0,,Have you been checked for ADHD?
908
00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:12,929
,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm.
909
00:54:13,649 --> 00:54:17,790
,0,0,0,,But I've had several STDs which were probably caused by ADHD.
910
00:54:19,989 --> 00:54:21,270
,0,0,0,,What are you looking for?
911
00:54:21,989 --> 00:54:22,449
,0,0,0,,Fuck.
912
00:54:24,229 --> 00:54:26,110
no, no, no. That's probably alcohol.
913
00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:28,070
yeah. There you go.
914
00:54:28,290 --> 00:54:28,850
,0,0,0,,Fuck that liver.
915
00:54:30,570 --> 00:54:30,790
,0,0,0,,Good?
916
00:54:31,669 --> 00:54:32,229
,0,0,0,,Okay.
917
00:54:33,489 --> 00:54:34,449
,0,0,0,,What the fuck are those?
918
00:54:36,010 --> 00:54:39,250
I wear a toupee that nobody knows.
919
00:54:42,689 --> 00:54:43,810
,0,0,0,,Everybody knows.
920
00:54:46,290 --> 00:54:50,050
or should we wait for a third act flashback?
921
00:54:50,449 --> 00:54:51,629
,0,0,0,,Go fuck yourself.
922
00:54:55,489 --> 00:55:02,669
in my world, you're well-regarded.
923
00:55:03,229 --> 00:55:04,530
well, not in mine.
924
00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:07,229
either.
925
00:55:07,229 --> 00:55:07,909
,0,0,0,,You don't say?
926
00:55:09,110 --> 00:55:10,389
you know.
927
00:55:11,629 --> 00:55:13,270
I want it to be an Avenger.
928
00:55:13,729 --> 00:55:14,550
,0,0,0,,Fuck the Avengers.
929
00:55:14,969 --> 00:55:17,969
I didn't make the cut, though. Same with the X-Men.
930
00:55:19,830 --> 00:55:21,669
man, I just...
931
00:55:21,669 --> 00:55:22,389
,0,0,0,,You had a girlfriend?
932
00:55:23,209 --> 00:55:23,689
,0,0,0,,Yeah.
933
00:55:24,709 --> 00:55:27,530
she was a dancer.
934
00:55:28,870 --> 00:55:29,810
,0,0,0,,We made a whole life.
935
00:55:30,909 --> 00:55:31,750
,0,0,0,,It was good.
936
00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:33,989
oh boy, I just...
937
00:55:35,870 --> 00:55:37,229
,0,0,0,,Fuck that right up.
938
00:55:38,590 --> 00:55:39,189
,0,0,0,,Who are you?
939
00:55:39,669 --> 00:55:40,649
,0,0,0,,You were an X-Man.
940
00:55:41,189 --> 00:55:42,689
you were the X-Man.
941
00:55:45,090 --> 00:55:46,050
,0,0,0,,The Wolverine.
942
00:55:47,969 --> 00:55:49,850
,0,0,0,,He was a hero in my world.
943
00:55:53,330 --> 00:55:54,370
well...
944
00:55:54,370 --> 00:55:55,770
,0,0,0,,He had shit in mine.
945
00:56:00,830 --> 00:56:03,030
,0,0,0,,You said Logan was a hero. What happened?
946
00:56:04,129 --> 00:56:04,870
,0,0,0,,He died.
947
00:56:05,969 --> 00:56:06,370
,0,0,0,,How?
948
00:56:07,429 --> 00:56:09,810
technically, you were chest-fucked by a tree.
949
00:56:10,110 --> 00:56:12,750
he just ran out of batteries trying to save someone.
950
00:56:13,189 --> 00:56:13,530
,0,0,0,,Who?
951
00:56:14,030 --> 00:56:17,110
,0,0,0,,The shitheals that grew her in a lab called her X-23.
952
00:56:17,110 --> 00:56:19,530
,0,0,0,,But she was just a kid.
953
00:56:20,389 --> 00:56:23,330
dainter, somehow meaner version of you.
954
00:56:23,669 --> 00:56:25,250
,0,0,0,,You died trying to save her.
955
00:56:25,449 --> 00:56:26,149
,0,0,0,,It was beautiful.
956
00:56:27,090 --> 00:56:29,229
Michal, I know you're hurt.
957
00:56:30,090 --> 00:56:33,169
elderly African-American roommate, Blind Al,
958
00:56:33,209 --> 00:56:35,489
,0,0,0,,always says that pain teaches us who we are.
959
00:56:35,790 --> 00:56:38,469
,0,0,0,,Sometimes we need to listen to that pain instead of running from it.
960
00:56:38,469 --> 00:56:39,169
,0,0,0,,Holy shit.
961
00:56:39,290 --> 00:56:42,510
,0,0,0,,That's her name? You call her Blind Al?
962
00:56:42,770 --> 00:56:43,610
she's blind.
963
00:56:55,090 --> 00:56:59,239
,0,0,0,,I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight.
964
00:57:00,649 --> 00:57:03,260
,0,0,0,,I've never seen you shine so bright.
965
00:57:04,469 --> 00:57:06,129
mm, mm.
966
00:57:07,030 --> 00:57:10,129
every...
967
00:57:12,350 --> 00:57:16,350
oh.
968
00:57:17,090 --> 00:57:19,330
oh.
969
00:57:19,370 --> 00:57:21,189
,0,0,0,,There's nobody here.
970
00:57:21,189 --> 00:57:23,929
,0,0,0,,Look at you. She's coming with us.
971
00:57:23,969 --> 00:57:25,350
she's not. Oh, yes, she is.
972
00:57:25,350 --> 00:57:26,810
yes.
973
00:57:26,810 --> 00:57:29,510
,0,0,0,,Sorry. Sorry about that.
974
00:57:30,229 --> 00:57:30,909
girl.
975
00:57:32,129 --> 00:57:32,929
,0,0,0,,Who are you?
976
00:57:33,590 --> 00:57:34,070
I'm Deadpool.
977
00:57:35,090 --> 00:57:36,550
too.
978
00:57:36,830 --> 00:57:38,389
everybody calls me Nicepool.
979
00:57:38,889 --> 00:57:40,409
my goodness, wait until you see Ladypool.
980
00:57:40,409 --> 00:57:43,350
too, and...
981
00:57:44,189 --> 00:57:44,870
,0,0,0,,Can't even tell.
982
00:57:45,090 --> 00:57:46,449
,0,0,0,,I don't think you're supposed to say that.
983
00:57:46,590 --> 00:57:49,449
,0,0,0,,That's okay. I identify as a feminist.
984
00:57:49,449 --> 00:57:50,290
,0,0,0,,Right.
985
00:57:52,610 --> 00:57:54,689
50-caliber
986
00:57:54,689 --> 00:57:55,929
,0,0,0,,Desert Eagle Pistoleros?
987
00:57:55,969 --> 00:57:56,409
,0,0,0,,Of course.
988
00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:59,370
,0,0,0,,To match my earhuggy. Can I have her?
989
00:57:59,850 --> 00:58:01,709
,0,0,0,,Ha! Over my dead body.
990
00:58:01,909 --> 00:58:02,790
,0,0,0,,You're fun.
991
00:58:05,530 --> 00:58:07,229
,0,0,0,,aka Dogpool.
992
00:58:07,510 --> 00:58:10,050
you put your hand. She's 90% G-spotted.
993
00:58:10,110 --> 00:58:11,229
,0,0,0,,She'll let you know it.
994
00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:14,110
,0,0,0,,You let this little flirt out of your sight
995
00:58:14,110 --> 00:58:15,969
and she starts shopping
996
00:58:15,969 --> 00:58:16,949
,0,0,0,,for a new papa.
997
00:58:19,709 --> 00:58:21,129
,0,0,0,,then maybe you don't deserve this little unicorn.
998
00:58:22,570 --> 00:58:24,250
your honor.
999
00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:25,510
,0,0,0,,It shouldn't happen again.
1000
00:58:25,709 --> 00:58:26,909
,0,0,0,,Why are you so nice?
1001
00:58:27,229 --> 00:58:28,629
,0,0,0,,It costs nothing to be kind.
1002
00:58:28,870 --> 00:58:30,429
,0,0,0,,Shutting the fuck up is also free.
1003
00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:31,669
,0,0,0,,Caliente. This is Logan.
1004
00:58:32,189 --> 00:58:34,050
but he's let himself go
1005
00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:34,770
,0,0,0,,since the divorce.
1006
00:58:36,590 --> 00:58:37,530
,0,0,0,,Where's your mask?
1007
00:58:40,590 --> 00:58:41,129
guys.
1008
00:58:42,929 --> 00:58:43,790
this guy.
1009
00:58:44,270 --> 00:58:45,790
,0,0,0,,We're looking for a group of survivors.
1010
00:58:45,790 --> 00:58:46,810
they're out there.
1011
00:58:47,010 --> 00:58:50,209
you better hope that you don't run into the Deadpool core.
1012
00:58:50,669 --> 00:58:51,270
they're crazy.
1013
00:58:51,389 --> 00:58:53,209
,0,0,0,,They will chop you up into a thousand pieces
1014
00:58:53,209 --> 00:58:54,510
,0,0,0,,and hide you all over the void.
1015
00:58:56,570 --> 00:58:58,250
,0,0,0,,they'd go on one heck of a healing journey.
1016
00:58:58,310 --> 00:58:59,570
we're headed for the Borderlands.
1017
00:58:59,629 --> 00:59:00,429
,0,0,0,,Do you know where it is?
1018
00:59:00,870 --> 00:59:03,709
that's 12 clicks due west.
1019
00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:04,969
,0,0,0,,I can lend you my ride if you like.
1020
00:59:05,550 --> 00:59:06,870
,0,0,0,,It would be my honor.
1021
00:59:10,350 --> 00:59:11,350
no, no, no.
1022
00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:12,750
,0,0,0,,Absolutely not.
1023
00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:14,870
,0,0,0,,Uh-uh. What the? No. No.
1024
00:59:14,949 --> 00:59:16,790
,0,0,0,,Just get in the car. This isn't a car.
1025
00:59:17,189 --> 00:59:19,370
,0,0,0,,This is a Honda fucking Odyssey.
1026
00:59:19,729 --> 00:59:21,290
,0,0,0,,Throttle response sucks a cock.
1027
00:59:21,610 --> 00:59:22,790
,0,0,0,,Dated infotainment system.
1028
00:59:25,709 --> 00:59:27,290
,0,0,0,,they invented the Honda Odyssey
1029
00:59:27,290 --> 00:59:28,550
,0,0,0,,to compete.
1030
00:59:28,830 --> 00:59:30,989
,0,0,0,,Get in the fucking car.
1031
00:59:31,729 --> 00:59:33,090
,0,0,0,,He'll get you there. It's safe and sound.
1032
00:59:33,689 --> 00:59:34,909
Betsy always does.
1033
00:59:35,929 --> 00:59:37,870
though.
1034
00:59:38,330 --> 00:59:38,889
,0,0,0,,I know.
1035
00:59:39,429 --> 00:59:41,070
child.
1036
00:59:45,590 --> 00:59:47,469
,0,0,0,,I'd love to be her pupa.
1037
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,189
,0,0,0,,What would ever happen to me?
1038
00:59:49,550 --> 00:59:50,649
,0,0,0,,Lots of stuff.
1039
00:59:54,790 --> 00:59:55,050
,0,0,0,,No!
1040
00:59:55,169 --> 00:59:56,010
,0,0,0,,We're running away!
1041
00:59:57,330 --> 00:59:59,050
girl!
1042
01:00:00,129 --> 01:00:00,409
,0,0,0,,Fuck!
1043
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,000
,0,0,0,,It's right here.
1044
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:31,860
I'm just gonna ask.
1045
01:00:32,179 --> 01:00:32,939
,0,0,0,,What's with the suit?
1046
01:00:33,419 --> 01:00:35,699
I took my knife.
1047
01:00:35,939 --> 01:00:37,020
,0,0,0,,It's not that ugly.
1048
01:00:37,879 --> 01:00:39,520
,0,0,0,,You make yourself in there.
1049
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,820
,0,0,0,,The X-Men make you wear it?
1050
01:00:41,959 --> 01:00:43,459
,0,0,0,,Those sons of fucking bitches.
1051
01:00:44,020 --> 01:00:45,340
I'll tell you that.
1052
01:00:45,399 --> 01:00:47,379
,0,0,0,,Friends don't let friends leave the house
1053
01:00:47,379 --> 01:00:49,659
,0,0,0,,looking like they fight crime for the Los Angeles Rams.
1054
01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:50,780
,0,0,0,,Shut the fuck up about this.
1055
01:00:51,419 --> 01:00:53,260
angel baby.
1056
01:00:53,379 --> 01:00:54,540
,0,0,0,,I'm just trying to bond a little bit.
1057
01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:56,179
,0,0,0,,Fine!
1058
01:01:04,189 --> 01:01:04,909
,0,0,0,,Stop it.
1059
01:01:07,510 --> 01:01:09,229
,0,0,0,,what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get out of here?
1060
01:01:09,449 --> 01:01:10,489
,0,0,0,,Some rubbing alcohol shots?
1061
01:01:10,489 --> 01:01:12,429
,0,0,0,,Maybe a wiper fluid chaser?
1062
01:01:12,629 --> 01:01:13,189
,0,0,0,,What did you say?
1063
01:01:13,770 --> 01:01:15,310
what's the first thing you're gonna do?
1064
01:01:15,530 --> 01:01:16,889
,0,0,0,,Before that.
1065
01:01:18,110 --> 01:01:19,709
,0,0,0,,If they can fix your world?
1066
01:01:23,550 --> 01:01:25,429
if?
1067
01:01:26,149 --> 01:01:28,290
,0,0,0,,You lied and you have a fucking clue
1068
01:01:28,290 --> 01:01:29,790
do you?
1069
01:01:30,010 --> 01:01:30,969
I mean...
1070
01:01:32,550 --> 01:01:33,510
,0,0,0,,Fuck! Fuck!
1071
01:01:33,909 --> 01:01:34,550
,0,0,0,,I didn't lie!
1072
01:01:34,850 --> 01:01:37,050
,0,0,0,,I made an educated wish!
1073
01:01:37,050 --> 01:01:37,649
,0,0,0,,Because...
1074
01:01:38,729 --> 01:01:40,570
,0,0,0,,Because I need you.
1075
01:01:41,909 --> 01:01:42,389
,0,0,0,,This...
1076
01:01:42,389 --> 01:01:44,370
,0,0,0,,This is why. Right here.
1077
01:01:45,389 --> 01:01:46,750
they die.
1078
01:01:47,330 --> 01:01:48,929
,0,0,0,,I don't know anything about saving worlds.
1079
01:01:49,489 --> 01:01:50,750
,0,0,0,,Why would I even care?
1080
01:01:51,090 --> 01:01:53,350
,0,0,0,,Because my entire world is right here
1081
01:01:53,350 --> 01:01:53,989
,0,0,0,,in this picture.
1082
01:01:54,510 --> 01:01:56,310
,0,0,0,,It's only nine people.
1083
01:01:56,629 --> 01:01:58,590
,0,0,0,,And I have no idea how to save it alone.
1084
01:01:59,810 --> 01:02:00,889
,0,0,0,,I know how to fuck people up
1085
01:02:00,889 --> 01:02:02,409
but you, YOU
1086
01:02:02,409 --> 01:02:03,790
,0,0,0,,know how to save them!
1087
01:02:03,790 --> 01:02:06,350
,0,0,0,,At least the other Wolverine did.
1088
01:02:06,969 --> 01:02:09,790
,0,0,0,,I guess I'm stuck with the worst one!
1089
01:02:10,110 --> 01:02:12,050
,0,0,0,,Did you say you made
1090
01:02:12,050 --> 01:02:15,629
,0,0,0,,an educated fucking wish?
1091
01:02:15,770 --> 01:02:17,909
,0,0,0,,They call me the Merc with the Mouth.
1092
01:02:20,290 --> 01:02:22,169
,0,0,0,,the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon!
1093
01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:26,989
,0,0,0,,One more word.
1094
01:02:28,090 --> 01:02:29,850
give me one.
1095
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:34,320
,0,0,0,,Gubernatorial.
1096
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:39,199
,0,0,0,,You know what? You're a fucking joke.
1097
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,000
,0,0,0,,No wonder the Avengers didn't
1098
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,659
,0,0,0,,take you or the X-Men until they
1099
01:02:43,659 --> 01:02:46,479
you are
1100
01:02:46,479 --> 01:02:48,360
immature,
1101
01:02:48,719 --> 01:02:50,379
,0,0,0,,half-wit moron.
1102
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,560
,0,0,0,,I have never met
1103
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:55,560
,0,0,0,,more attention-starving
1104
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:57,659
,0,0,0,,little prick in my entire
1105
01:02:57,659 --> 01:02:59,600
and that says a lot because I've been
1106
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,879
,0,0,0,,alive for more than two more very fucking
1107
01:03:04,239 --> 01:03:05,780
,0,0,0,,that bald chick was right about one thing.
1108
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,879
,0,0,0,,You will never save the
1109
01:03:07,879 --> 01:03:09,939
,0,0,0,,world. You couldn't even
1110
01:03:09,939 --> 01:03:12,280
,0,0,0,,save a relationship with a goddamn
1111
01:03:15,879 --> 01:03:17,540
,0,0,0,,but it's one of the best jokes
1112
01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:19,840
except that's on all
1113
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:20,399
,0,0,0,,of us!
1114
01:03:24,459 --> 01:03:25,300
,0,0,0,,You got nothing
1115
01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:26,959
Mouth?
1116
01:03:35,229 --> 01:03:36,070
,0,0,0,,I'm gonna
1117
01:03:36,070 --> 01:03:37,489
,0,0,0,,fight you now.
1118
01:03:39,270 --> 01:03:40,610
,0,0,0,,How are you?
1119
01:04:58,030 --> 01:05:00,669
the Honda Odyssey
1120
01:05:00,669 --> 01:05:02,909
,0,0,0,,fucks hard. Too bad
1121
01:05:02,909 --> 01:05:04,709
Needledick. Well, we're just getting
1122
01:05:04,709 --> 01:05:05,530
,0,0,0,,the startup up.
1123
01:06:07,179 --> 01:06:09,699
,0,0,0,,Where are we? No clue.
1124
01:06:09,699 --> 01:06:12,000
,0,0,0,,I like it here.
1125
01:07:10,439 --> 01:07:13,179
,0,0,0,,Okay. Look at you
1126
01:07:13,179 --> 01:07:15,199
,0,0,0,,all. You must be the others.
1127
01:07:16,139 --> 01:07:16,719
,0,0,0,,Terrific.
1128
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:18,739
just to refresh,
1129
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,120
,0,0,0,,you are one... Electra.
1130
01:07:21,159 --> 01:07:22,159
yes.
1131
01:07:22,679 --> 01:07:24,500
,0,0,0,,And you!
1132
01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:26,879
,0,0,0,,I was not expecting to see you here.
1133
01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:28,600
you know,
1134
01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:29,479
,0,0,0,,retired.
1135
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:31,600
,0,0,0,,Retarded.
1136
01:07:33,439 --> 01:07:35,239
,0,0,0,,Retired. I'm already in
1137
01:07:35,239 --> 01:07:36,699
,0,0,0,,a state of not trying to get cancelled again.
1138
01:07:36,820 --> 01:07:38,379
,0,0,0,,I don't like you. You never did.
1139
01:07:40,199 --> 01:07:41,459
,0,0,0,,And who's this?
1140
01:07:41,679 --> 01:07:43,040
,0,0,0,,Succulent reminder of my own
1141
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,020
,0,0,0,,inadequacies. Look at you.
1142
01:07:45,919 --> 01:07:47,159
,0,0,0,,You look like the superhero version
1143
01:07:47,159 --> 01:07:48,060
,0,0,0,,of Hawkeye.
1144
01:07:48,780 --> 01:07:50,139
,0,0,0,,The name's Remy Labot.
1145
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,020
,0,0,0,,But you can call me the Gum.
1146
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,000
,0,0,0,,It's been a while since I've seen Sling Blade.
1147
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:55,840
,0,0,0,,Hit me again.
1148
01:07:57,020 --> 01:07:58,600
,0,0,0,,They call me the Gum. Do they?
1149
01:07:58,679 --> 01:08:00,719
really want them to,
1150
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:01,879
,0,0,0,,but it never quite worked out?
1151
01:08:01,879 --> 01:08:04,179
young.
1152
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,820
we never had a Wolverine up in here.
1153
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,800
,0,0,0,,it's just a common courtesy to ask
1154
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,459
,0,0,0,,before you drink up all of my liquor.
1155
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:14,659
it's a good thing I don't give a fuck.
1156
01:08:16,060 --> 01:08:17,140
,0,0,0,,Good young as well.
1157
01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:23,160
,0,0,0,,So embarrassing.
1158
01:08:26,379 --> 01:08:28,259
we came a long way to find you three.
1159
01:08:28,359 --> 01:08:29,879
,0,0,0,,There's four of us. There's four of us.
1160
01:08:29,879 --> 01:08:30,959
is it Magneto?
1161
01:08:31,839 --> 01:08:34,200
let it be Magneto,
1162
01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:35,459
,0,0,0,,because with him... Fuck!
1163
01:08:35,919 --> 01:08:37,140
,0,0,0,,Now Disney gets cheap?
1164
01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:39,259
,0,0,0,,It's like Pinocchio jammed his face in my ass
1165
01:08:39,259 --> 01:08:40,759
,0,0,0,,and started lying like crazy.
1166
01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:51,560
,0,0,0,,Your powers close that magic. That's good.
1167
01:08:51,839 --> 01:08:53,200
,0,0,0,,We're not totally fucked at all.
1168
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:54,859
,0,0,0,,So who brought us here?
1169
01:08:55,220 --> 01:08:56,660
,0,0,0,,That would be me.
1170
01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:09,399
,0,0,0,,Don't make me regret it.
1171
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:10,339
,0,0,0,,Holy shit.
1172
01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:12,180
that's her. That's X-23.
1173
01:09:12,979 --> 01:09:14,479
,0,0,0,,She's the one I told you about.
1174
01:09:18,930 --> 01:09:20,830
,0,0,0,,How did you all get stuck in the void?
1175
01:09:21,209 --> 01:09:22,410
,0,0,0,,There was a knock at the door.
1176
01:09:22,830 --> 01:09:23,850
,0,0,0,,TVA sent me here.
1177
01:09:24,009 --> 01:09:24,490
,0,0,0,,Me too.
1178
01:09:24,709 --> 01:09:27,149
so it's hard to know for sure.
1179
01:09:27,649 --> 01:09:29,810
,0,0,0,,TVA decided our universe was dying.
1180
01:09:30,790 --> 01:09:32,890
,0,0,0,,And I never even got a chance to fight for it.
1181
01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:37,529
,0,0,0,,People like us don't go quietly.
1182
01:09:38,029 --> 01:09:39,689
so they took us out.
1183
01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:41,290
,0,0,0,,The answer is yes.
1184
01:09:41,629 --> 01:09:42,109
,0,0,0,,I'm in.
1185
01:09:42,450 --> 01:09:43,089
,0,0,0,,In what?
1186
01:09:43,229 --> 01:09:43,750
,0,0,0,,A team.
1187
01:09:44,490 --> 01:09:46,209
you, you and me, all of us together.
1188
01:09:46,569 --> 01:09:47,790
,0,0,0,,Let's get the fuck out of this place.
1189
01:09:47,870 --> 01:09:49,790
,0,0,0,,Don't listen to him. He's a fucking lie.
1190
01:09:49,810 --> 01:09:51,189
,0,0,0,,It was an educated wish!
1191
01:09:52,189 --> 01:09:52,589
,0,0,0,,Look.
1192
01:09:54,509 --> 01:09:56,410
,0,0,0,,We've been inside Cassandra's lair.
1193
01:09:56,669 --> 01:09:59,189
,0,0,0,,The only way out of the void is through her.
1194
01:09:59,430 --> 01:10:00,450
,0,0,0,,She can get us home.
1195
01:10:00,450 --> 01:10:01,470
,0,0,0,,She told us.
1196
01:10:01,589 --> 01:10:02,549
you've been inside?
1197
01:10:03,669 --> 01:10:04,589
,0,0,0,,And you made it out alive?
1198
01:10:04,810 --> 01:10:06,609
,0,0,0,,Bullshit. Nobody's ever done that.
1199
01:10:06,669 --> 01:10:07,169
,0,0,0,,We did.
1200
01:10:07,350 --> 01:10:10,529
they die.
1201
01:10:11,270 --> 01:10:14,009
the Quicksilver, the Daredevil.
1202
01:10:14,189 --> 01:10:15,490
I'm so sorry.
1203
01:10:15,669 --> 01:10:16,109
,0,0,0,,It's fine.
1204
01:10:16,350 --> 01:10:16,709
,0,0,0,,Okay.
1205
01:10:24,149 --> 01:10:25,169
,0,0,0,,like two days ago.
1206
01:10:26,410 --> 01:10:27,509
,0,0,0,,That's so sad.
1207
01:10:29,810 --> 01:10:31,049
,0,0,0,,I'm sure he's thriving.
1208
01:10:32,330 --> 01:10:34,089
there's strength in numbers.
1209
01:10:35,529 --> 01:10:37,669
we can put Cassandra over our knee
1210
01:10:37,669 --> 01:10:39,149
,0,0,0,,and force her to let us out of the void.
1211
01:10:39,350 --> 01:10:40,890
,0,0,0,,I know what it means to feel self-doubt.
1212
01:10:40,990 --> 01:10:42,549
,0,0,0,,I don't feel that at all. I'm good.
1213
01:10:42,629 --> 01:10:44,470
,0,0,0,,Gnawing at your gut like a coked up tapeworm.
1214
01:10:44,649 --> 01:10:46,290
,0,0,0,,It's like you're holding up a member of my soul.
1215
01:10:49,189 --> 01:10:50,850
,0,0,0,,but you can avenge them.
1216
01:10:51,450 --> 01:10:52,890
,0,0,0,,It's what Johnny would have wanted.
1217
01:10:53,069 --> 01:10:55,689
,0,0,0,,Wait. You knew Johnny?
1218
01:10:57,069 --> 01:10:57,950
yeah.
1219
01:10:58,310 --> 01:10:59,990
,0,0,0,,Dickhead here talked him into a team-up
1220
01:10:59,990 --> 01:11:02,270
,0,0,0,,and Johnny came down with a little case of the dead.
1221
01:11:02,390 --> 01:11:03,729
no, no, no. We don't know that.
1222
01:11:03,830 --> 01:11:06,029
,0,0,0,,It was just a flesh wound. He may have survived.
1223
01:11:06,169 --> 01:11:08,870
he is praying for death.
1224
01:11:08,930 --> 01:11:10,830
Dr. Wolverine.
1225
01:11:10,950 --> 01:11:12,490
huh?
1226
01:11:12,950 --> 01:11:14,049
,0,0,0,,Talk or I'm gonna stop here.
1227
01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:15,569
okay. Hey, hey, hey.
1228
01:11:16,129 --> 01:11:17,750
,0,0,0,,Look. He rants
1229
01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:19,470
,0,0,0,,fat-ass mouth about Cassandra.
1230
01:11:21,589 --> 01:11:23,790
,0,0,0,,leaving his organs to splash crudely under the ground
1231
01:11:23,790 --> 01:11:25,370
,0,0,0,,while the soil greedily drank his blood.
1232
01:11:25,470 --> 01:11:27,830
,0,0,0,,It was horrible. He was like a brother to me.
1233
01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:29,350
he died
1234
01:11:29,350 --> 01:11:31,470
but
1235
01:11:31,470 --> 01:11:34,229
but
1236
01:11:34,229 --> 01:11:36,490
you can save mine.
1237
01:11:41,370 --> 01:11:41,890
,0,0,0,,maybe together
1238
01:11:41,890 --> 01:11:44,209
,0,0,0,,we could get back in and take her down.
1239
01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:47,049
yeah.
1240
01:11:49,229 --> 01:11:51,790
,0,0,0,,we can get a leg up. I know it.
1241
01:11:51,790 --> 01:11:53,850
but I'd venture
1242
01:11:53,850 --> 01:11:55,729
,0,0,0,,to guess that his helmet is lying
1243
01:11:55,729 --> 01:11:57,350
,0,0,0,,around her somewhere. Cassandra melted
1244
01:11:57,350 --> 01:11:59,149
,0,0,0,,the helmet. Fuck! After she killed her.
1245
01:11:59,390 --> 01:12:01,450
,0,0,0,,Fuck! You don't believe? She knows that
1246
01:12:01,450 --> 01:12:03,810
,0,0,0,,helmet was the only way to protect anyone from her powers.
1247
01:12:06,109 --> 01:12:07,970
,0,0,0,,but he works for Cassandra. Juggernaut's
1248
01:12:07,970 --> 01:12:09,609
that's it. Yeah, we're gonna be knowing that
1249
01:12:09,609 --> 01:12:11,830
,0,0,0,,and coming home without that dome gonna come our way.
1250
01:12:11,830 --> 01:12:13,950
beautiful. I want this to be gentle.
1251
01:12:14,009 --> 01:12:15,410
,0,0,0,,Who is your dialect coach?
1252
01:12:15,669 --> 01:12:17,729
,0,0,0,,The Minions? I feel like we're missing
1253
01:12:17,729 --> 01:12:19,490
,0,0,0,,critical exposition here.
1254
01:12:20,870 --> 01:12:22,209
,0,0,0,,I'm sick of this shit.
1255
01:12:22,229 --> 01:12:23,189
,0,0,0,,I'm sick of hiding.
1256
01:12:25,129 --> 01:12:26,209
,0,0,0,,This face in our worlds forgot
1257
01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:28,209
,0,0,0,,about us. Juan never learned
1258
01:12:28,209 --> 01:12:30,169
,0,0,0,,about us. The heroes we were.
1259
01:12:30,609 --> 01:12:32,149
or wanted
1260
01:12:32,149 --> 01:12:34,109
,0,0,0,,to save. Maybe these two
1261
01:12:34,109 --> 01:12:35,069
,0,0,0,,are a chance
1262
01:12:36,169 --> 01:12:37,549
,0,0,0,,to be remembered
1263
01:12:37,549 --> 01:12:38,930
,0,0,0,,the way we deserve.
1264
01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:42,370
,0,0,0,,Yes. And ending.
1265
01:12:43,529 --> 01:12:44,549
,0,0,0,,Legacy. Yes!
1266
01:12:44,830 --> 01:12:46,149
,0,0,0,,Yes! Let this man cook!
1267
01:12:46,390 --> 01:12:48,049
,0,0,0,,This is what I'm talking about. Big
1268
01:12:48,049 --> 01:12:50,049
sad music, everybody
1269
01:12:50,049 --> 01:12:52,049
that
1270
01:12:52,049 --> 01:12:53,430
,0,0,0,,sort of thing. Who's ready?
1271
01:12:53,729 --> 01:12:56,029
damn it!
1272
01:12:56,169 --> 01:12:58,169
but I'm sure I shot out
1273
01:12:58,169 --> 01:12:59,790
,0,0,0,,of his dick ready. Jesus
1274
01:12:59,790 --> 01:13:02,229
that is graphic. Yeah, he was laying them buttery
1275
01:13:02,229 --> 01:13:03,970
,0,0,0,,nuts all up in my mama and I shot out there
1276
01:13:03,970 --> 01:13:04,990
what's up doc?
1277
01:13:08,490 --> 01:13:09,430
,0,0,0,,what's it gonna be?
1278
01:13:09,910 --> 01:13:12,149
,0,0,0,,The name's Laura. Let's fucking go.
1279
01:13:12,669 --> 01:13:14,069
,0,0,0,,Let's fucking go!
1280
01:13:15,689 --> 01:13:17,890
,0,0,0,,we're doing this. You're all fucking dead.
1281
01:13:18,189 --> 01:13:20,029
read the room.
1282
01:13:31,399 --> 01:13:33,220
I'm not looking for company.
1283
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:35,020
,0,0,0,,Get out of here.
1284
01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:36,740
,0,0,0,,You remind
1285
01:13:36,740 --> 01:13:38,979
drunk,
1286
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:40,879
,0,0,0,,lame. Sounds like a great guy.
1287
01:13:40,959 --> 01:13:41,720
,0,0,0,,He wasn't finished.
1288
01:13:43,859 --> 01:13:44,839
,0,0,0,,Showed up when it mattered the
1289
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:46,040
,0,0,0,,most.
1290
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:48,759
,0,0,0,,Couldn't help it.
1291
01:13:52,629 --> 01:13:52,970
,0,0,0,,You might
1292
01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,009
but
1293
01:13:54,790 --> 01:13:56,129
Logan.
1294
01:13:58,450 --> 01:13:59,970
but apparently
1295
01:13:59,970 --> 01:14:00,970
Logan.
1296
01:14:03,089 --> 01:14:04,270
,0,0,0,,I got to have a life
1297
01:14:04,270 --> 01:14:05,509
,0,0,0,,because of you.
1298
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:09,850
,0,0,0,,I got to grow up because of you.
1299
01:14:11,830 --> 01:14:12,290
,0,0,0,,A lot of
1300
01:14:12,290 --> 01:14:14,129
,0,0,0,,kids did. A lot of kids
1301
01:14:14,129 --> 01:14:16,009
,0,0,0,,didn't grow up because of me.
1302
01:14:18,310 --> 01:14:19,169
I'm no hero.
1303
01:14:20,569 --> 01:14:21,850
,0,0,0,,That suit says different.
1304
01:14:22,649 --> 01:14:23,950
,0,0,0,,I like it.
1305
01:14:27,009 --> 01:14:27,870
,0,0,0,,Scott used to beg me
1306
01:14:27,870 --> 01:14:29,850
,0,0,0,,to wear it.
1307
01:14:30,850 --> 01:14:32,250
Storm,
1308
01:14:32,689 --> 01:14:33,009
,0,0,0,,East.
1309
01:14:35,450 --> 01:14:36,009
,0,0,0,,All of them.
1310
01:14:37,709 --> 01:14:38,229
,0,0,0,,Wanted me
1311
01:14:38,229 --> 01:14:39,709
and I
1312
01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:41,910
,0,0,0,,wouldn't. Told them they
1313
01:14:41,910 --> 01:14:43,049
,0,0,0,,looked fucking ridiculous.
1314
01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:47,850
,0,0,0,,I couldn't help thinking I
1315
01:14:47,850 --> 01:14:49,310
,0,0,0,,wanted to be there.
1316
01:14:54,450 --> 01:14:55,109
,0,0,0,,And then
1317
01:14:55,109 --> 01:14:56,810
while I was off on my own,
1318
01:14:56,950 --> 01:14:57,950
,0,0,0,,the humans came.
1319
01:14:58,790 --> 01:14:59,709
,0,0,0,,And went mutant hunting.
1320
01:15:01,270 --> 01:15:02,370
,0,0,0,,I can guess the rest.
1321
01:15:02,509 --> 01:15:03,029
no.
1322
01:15:04,509 --> 01:15:05,790
,0,0,0,,Let me say it.
1323
01:15:08,270 --> 01:15:10,569
,0,0,0,,I need to say it.
1324
01:15:12,689 --> 01:15:14,629
,0,0,0,,By the time I stumbled on shitface from
1325
01:15:14,629 --> 01:15:15,950
it was too late.
1326
01:15:20,330 --> 01:15:21,390
,0,0,0,,They were dead every
1327
01:15:27,910 --> 01:15:30,350
,0,0,0,,This suit's all I got to remind me of
1328
01:15:30,350 --> 01:15:31,390
,0,0,0,,who they were.
1329
01:15:33,169 --> 01:15:34,149
,0,0,0,,And what I did.
1330
01:15:47,319 --> 01:15:48,700
,0,0,0,,We're headed to Cassandra's at summer.
1331
01:15:49,919 --> 01:15:50,620
,0,0,0,,Have fun.
1332
01:15:50,839 --> 01:15:51,620
,0,0,0,,Not my fight.
1333
01:15:54,919 --> 01:15:56,899
,0,0,0,,We won't pull this off without you.
1334
01:16:03,729 --> 01:16:05,740
whoever you think I am, you got
1335
01:16:05,740 --> 01:16:06,799
,0,0,0,,the wrong guy.
1336
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,180
,0,0,0,,You were always the wrong guy.
1337
01:16:37,419 --> 01:16:37,859
,0,0,0,,What?
1338
01:16:38,339 --> 01:16:39,899
,0,0,0,,Elias didn't get them.
1339
01:16:40,959 --> 01:16:42,319
,0,0,0,,Cassandra wanted to play with them herself
1340
01:16:42,319 --> 01:16:43,759
,0,0,0,,first. They got away.
1341
01:16:43,899 --> 01:16:45,500
,0,0,0,,Did they find the others? No.
1342
01:16:46,580 --> 01:16:48,120
,0,0,0,,The others found them.
1343
01:16:48,279 --> 01:16:50,080
very cute. Well done, Pyro.
1344
01:16:50,220 --> 01:16:51,759
,0,0,0,,Classic Bane switch. You really got me there.
1345
01:16:51,979 --> 01:16:52,419
,0,0,0,,Relax.
1346
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,600
she'll handle it.
1347
01:16:55,819 --> 01:16:58,000
,0,0,0,,Cassandra is a lunatic wild card.
1348
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,259
,0,0,0,,Why do you think we put her there in the first place?
1349
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:02,160
,0,0,0,,I thought she's never chosen to leave the void.
1350
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:03,919
,0,0,0,,The time ripper is
1351
01:17:03,919 --> 01:17:06,060
,0,0,0,,hours away from completion. I can't take any
1352
01:17:06,060 --> 01:17:07,399
,0,0,0,,chances. Maybe not.
1353
01:17:07,759 --> 01:17:09,720
,0,0,0,,But I can. For a price.
1354
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:11,660
,0,0,0,,Why do you have to say it in that silly voice?
1355
01:17:11,779 --> 01:17:13,819
,0,0,0,,It's so icky. You want it done or not?
1356
01:17:14,060 --> 01:17:15,660
your price. Take her out.
1357
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:18,919
,0,0,0,,Mutants.
1358
01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:30,040
bring her up.
1359
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,200
,0,0,0,,She got me. She's coming live from the VIP.
1360
01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:34,200
life's
1361
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,879
little
1362
01:17:35,879 --> 01:17:38,020
maybe the whole city
1363
01:17:38,020 --> 01:17:38,919
,0,0,0,,gets busy.
1364
01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:42,160
Jax. See the
1365
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:44,040
,0,0,0,,big old man's coming close. They're not a one-eyed
1366
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:46,140
,0,0,0,,enough inside guy. What Garret's trying to say
1367
01:17:46,140 --> 01:17:47,680
,0,0,0,,is get Juggernaut's helmet.
1368
01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:50,100
,0,0,0,,Ain't gonna be easy. I'm just making stuff
1369
01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:51,680
tilt up the blade.
1370
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,000
,0,0,0,,This is it for the feeling. Have a curtain
1371
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,680
,0,0,0,,chat. Tell him to get you in the face.
1372
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:58,520
,0,0,0,,When it gets out of the way.
1373
01:17:59,020 --> 01:18:00,859
,0,0,0,,Best Punisher is 18 more.
1374
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,259
,0,0,0,,Which Punisher? There's been like five of them.
1375
01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:04,640
,0,0,0,,There's only been one blade.
1376
01:18:05,459 --> 01:18:06,759
,0,0,0,,There's only ever gonna be one blade.
1377
01:19:00,589 --> 01:19:20,709
this is gonna be good.
1378
01:19:21,169 --> 01:19:23,390
,0,0,0,,You know how long I've been waiting for this?
1379
01:19:24,029 --> 01:19:25,290
,0,0,0,,Who am I gonna make a name for
1380
01:19:25,290 --> 01:19:27,209
,0,0,0,,myself here? I don't think you guys
1381
01:19:27,209 --> 01:19:29,370
,0,0,0,,walk away from this. You just make sure people know what
1382
01:19:29,370 --> 01:19:31,330
you
1383
01:19:31,330 --> 01:19:33,370
yeah? Just turn on
1384
01:19:33,370 --> 01:19:35,390
,0,0,0,,six and get inside. We'll make
1385
01:19:35,390 --> 01:19:36,390
,0,0,0,,sure you get the package.
1386
01:19:37,350 --> 01:19:38,649
,0,0,0,,And we'll get our ending.
1387
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:23,160
,0,0,0,,Some motherfucker's still trying to ice skate
1388
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:23,620
,0,0,0,,up here.
1389
01:21:30,740 --> 01:21:32,220
,0,0,0,,You two escaping I could live
1390
01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:34,160
,0,0,0,,with. But coming back...
1391
01:21:37,439 --> 01:21:38,419
,0,0,0,,Boys are so
1392
01:21:38,419 --> 01:21:40,240
,0,0,0,,silly. I just need to get home.
1393
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:42,600
that's not on the menu, I'm afraid.
1394
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:44,500
,0,0,0,,It's death or
1395
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:46,399
of course.
1396
01:21:49,859 --> 01:21:50,379
,0,0,0,,Finally.
1397
01:21:54,180 --> 01:21:56,180
,0,0,0,,It's nice to give someone else a chance to talk.
1398
01:21:56,419 --> 01:21:58,000
,0,0,0,,Not my struts.
1399
01:22:40,620 --> 01:22:42,979
aren't you?
1400
01:22:43,759 --> 01:22:45,560
,0,0,0,,I do feel like you get lost
1401
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:46,939
,0,0,0,,behind all of this.
1402
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:51,520
,0,0,0,,Deadpools are a dime a dozen
1403
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:52,419
,0,0,0,,here in the void.
1404
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,439
,0,0,0,,But you...
1405
01:22:55,439 --> 01:22:57,220
,0,0,0,,What's going on
1406
01:22:57,220 --> 01:22:58,100
,0,0,0,,here?
1407
01:23:12,129 --> 01:23:12,770
,0,0,0,,Interesting.
1408
01:23:14,390 --> 01:23:16,810
that girl.
1409
01:23:17,430 --> 01:23:18,270
,0,0,0,,Why the anger?
1410
01:23:22,910 --> 01:23:25,069
,0,0,0,,Hiding from them.
1411
01:23:25,549 --> 01:23:27,049
,0,0,0,,From all the ones you let
1412
01:23:27,049 --> 01:23:27,629
,0,0,0,,down.
1413
01:23:30,229 --> 01:23:31,410
,0,0,0,,So much pain.
1414
01:23:34,049 --> 01:23:34,910
,0,0,0,,I walked away.
1415
01:23:36,430 --> 01:23:37,410
,0,0,0,,They called after me
1416
01:23:37,410 --> 01:23:39,310
,0,0,0,,and I walked away.
1417
01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:48,029
,0,0,0,,is it?
1418
01:23:51,169 --> 01:23:52,729
,0,0,0,,You found them.
1419
01:23:53,790 --> 01:23:54,629
,0,0,0,,The X-Men.
1420
01:24:06,770 --> 01:24:07,770
,0,0,0,,What did you do?
1421
01:24:10,229 --> 01:24:11,549
,0,0,0,,I started killing.
1422
01:24:12,629 --> 01:24:13,609
,0,0,0,,And I couldn't stop.
1423
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:15,069
,0,0,0,,I didn't want to stop.
1424
01:24:16,770 --> 01:24:22,709
,0,0,0,,All those bad men.
1425
01:24:23,169 --> 01:24:24,569
,0,0,0,,It's not just the bad ones.
1426
01:24:29,390 --> 01:24:29,910
,0,0,0,,What?
1427
01:24:30,310 --> 01:24:33,290
,0,0,0,,I turned the whole world against the X-Men.
1428
01:24:39,899 --> 01:24:41,020
,0,0,0,,Just once.
1429
01:24:43,359 --> 01:24:45,759
,0,0,0,,I want to be the man that Charles thought I was.
1430
01:24:46,899 --> 01:24:47,580
,0,0,0,,Logan.
1431
01:24:49,839 --> 01:24:51,740
you can be
1432
01:24:51,740 --> 01:24:53,180
,0,0,0,,what you are.
1433
01:24:55,740 --> 01:24:57,000
,0,0,0,,I just want to be free.
1434
01:24:58,140 --> 01:24:59,939
,0,0,0,,I can set you free.
1435
01:25:10,759 --> 01:25:12,779
,0,0,0,,I can silence
1436
01:25:12,779 --> 01:25:15,939
,0,0,0,,all those voices.
1437
01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:27,540
,0,0,0,,I've got you.
1438
01:25:30,109 --> 01:25:32,250
I got you.
1439
01:25:40,339 --> 01:25:42,040
,0,0,0,,Get it off!
1440
01:25:42,319 --> 01:25:45,319
,0,0,0,,You're going to send us home or I'm going to twist your fucking head off?
1441
01:25:45,540 --> 01:25:46,299
,0,0,0,,Why are you laughing?
1442
01:25:46,959 --> 01:25:48,600
,0,0,0,,I can't send you home
1443
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:51,000
,0,0,0,,unless you get this thing off my head.
1444
01:25:52,979 --> 01:25:54,560
,0,0,0,,I'm going to boil your brains
1445
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:55,899
,0,0,0,,on an atomic level whilst
1446
01:25:55,899 --> 01:25:58,459
,0,0,0,,flicking my bean to the Enya box set.
1447
01:25:58,459 --> 01:25:59,640
,0,0,0,,There's an Enya box?
1448
01:26:00,140 --> 01:26:02,459
or I kill you.
1449
01:26:03,660 --> 01:26:04,819
,0,0,0,,Both wonderful options.
1450
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:06,740
,0,0,0,,You want me to do it?
1451
01:26:06,959 --> 01:26:07,359
,0,0,0,,No.
1452
01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:10,240
,0,0,0,,I have her neck right here. It's really no problem.
1453
01:26:10,299 --> 01:26:10,879
,0,0,0,,Don't screw it up.
1454
01:26:11,020 --> 01:26:13,580
come on, Mr. PG-13, except the last one.
1455
01:26:14,319 --> 01:26:15,200
,0,0,0,,What the fuck?
1456
01:26:17,819 --> 01:26:20,180
,0,0,0,,You have no idea what it's like.
1457
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:23,240
shovel the shit.
1458
01:26:23,620 --> 01:26:24,660
,0,0,0,,Fetch the meats!
1459
01:26:25,220 --> 01:26:26,540
,0,0,0,,I have spent my entire
1460
01:26:28,939 --> 01:26:29,500
,0,0,0,,existence...
1461
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:31,259
,0,0,0,,Not everyone gets a speech.
1462
01:26:33,180 --> 01:26:34,240
,0,0,0,,She's gonna die.
1463
01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:37,819
do you promise you won't kill us?
1464
01:26:37,959 --> 01:26:40,180
,0,0,0,,I promise I will kill you
1465
01:26:40,180 --> 01:26:40,439
,0,0,0,,first.
1466
01:26:40,839 --> 01:26:42,200
,0,0,0,,Why are you like this?
1467
01:26:42,439 --> 01:26:43,520
,0,0,0,,I wish I knew.
1468
01:26:43,859 --> 01:26:44,419
,0,0,0,,Take it off.
1469
01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:48,819
,0,0,0,,This is our only chance to fix our shit!
1470
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:52,879
,0,0,0,,I am wearing this suit.
1471
01:26:56,540 --> 01:26:58,359
,0,0,0,,it means I'm an
1472
01:26:58,359 --> 01:26:59,299
,0,0,0,,X-Man.
1473
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:01,500
,0,0,0,,And I know your brother.
1474
01:27:03,740 --> 01:27:04,640
,0,0,0,,As much as I'm gonna
1475
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:06,379
every bone in my body
1476
01:27:06,379 --> 01:27:07,779
,0,0,0,,must fucking kill you!
1477
01:27:08,060 --> 01:27:10,660
,0,0,0,,He would not let me stand here and watch you
1478
01:27:10,660 --> 01:27:11,240
,0,0,0,,die!
1479
01:27:13,580 --> 01:27:14,379
,0,0,0,,Take your hands off.
1480
01:27:16,299 --> 01:27:17,220
,0,0,0,,This is for him.
1481
01:27:19,459 --> 01:27:20,459
,0,0,0,,This is for Charles.
1482
01:27:40,290 --> 01:27:41,669
,0,0,0,,My brother loved you.
1483
01:27:43,149 --> 01:27:44,569
,0,0,0,,He loved all of us.
1484
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:48,560
,0,0,0,,Must be nice.
1485
01:27:49,819 --> 01:27:51,200
,0,0,0,,He would have loved you too.
1486
01:27:58,279 --> 01:28:00,479
,0,0,0,,he would have turned all in the fucking universe
1487
01:28:00,479 --> 01:28:01,560
,0,0,0,,to bring you home.
1488
01:28:05,419 --> 01:28:06,620
,0,0,0,,This is my home.
1489
01:28:07,759 --> 01:28:09,220
,0,0,0,,Then at least let us save his.
1490
01:28:13,799 --> 01:28:15,359
,0,0,0,,You wanna hear something crazy?
1491
01:28:15,359 --> 01:28:18,680
,0,0,0,,An amateur magician
1492
01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:20,359
,0,0,0,,rolled through here a while back.
1493
01:28:21,339 --> 01:28:22,470
of course.
1494
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:24,479
,0,0,0,,Wore his skin around
1495
01:28:24,479 --> 01:28:25,500
,0,0,0,,for four days.
1496
01:28:26,799 --> 01:28:28,589
,0,0,0,,But I found this
1497
01:28:29,720 --> 01:28:31,040
,0,0,0,,little trinket
1498
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:33,299
,0,0,0,,on his lovely fingers.
1499
01:28:33,979 --> 01:28:34,640
,0,0,0,,Strange.
1500
01:28:37,759 --> 01:28:39,419
spare me, serve me.
1501
01:28:39,540 --> 01:28:40,140
,0,0,0,,What's that?
1502
01:28:40,759 --> 01:28:42,240
,0,0,0,,This is your way home.
1503
01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:44,879
,0,0,0,,I do owe you for saving my life.
1504
01:28:45,100 --> 01:28:46,319
,0,0,0,,But let's keep things interesting.
1505
01:28:46,580 --> 01:28:48,399
,0,0,0,,I'd say you have about four seconds
1506
01:28:48,399 --> 01:28:49,959
,0,0,0,,before you and I are screwed.
1507
01:28:54,700 --> 01:28:55,220
,0,0,0,,Gracious.
1508
01:29:16,319 --> 01:29:16,839
,0,0,0,,Truth.
1509
01:29:22,029 --> 01:29:23,910
,0,0,0,,That small cafe
1510
01:29:27,049 --> 01:29:29,729
,0,0,0,,across the way
1511
01:29:31,169 --> 01:29:33,270
,0,0,0,,the children's
1512
01:29:33,930 --> 01:29:35,450
,0,0,0,,carousel
1513
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:39,339
,0,0,0,,that the wishing
1514
01:29:39,339 --> 01:29:41,120
,0,0,0,,felt.
1515
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:48,479
,0,0,0,,In every lovely
1516
01:29:49,620 --> 01:29:50,859
,0,0,0,,summer's day
1517
01:29:50,859 --> 01:29:53,319
,0,0,0,,I'll find you
1518
01:29:53,399 --> 01:29:55,819
,0,0,0,,in the morning sun
1519
01:29:55,819 --> 01:29:58,839
,0,0,0,,and when the night
1520
01:29:58,839 --> 01:30:00,979
,0,0,0,,is through
1521
01:30:03,319 --> 01:30:04,839
,0,0,0,,I'll be
1522
01:30:04,839 --> 01:30:07,200
,0,0,0,,looking at the moon
1523
01:30:09,879 --> 01:30:12,299
,0,0,0,,but I'll be
1524
01:30:12,299 --> 01:30:12,700
,0,0,0,,seeing
1525
01:30:14,299 --> 01:30:15,060
,0,0,0,,you.
1526
01:30:22,129 --> 01:30:23,910
,0,0,0,,Glad you gave us a second chance.
1527
01:30:24,430 --> 01:30:25,850
Wade and I are a team
1528
01:30:25,850 --> 01:30:26,970
,0,0,0,,so I'll see if he gets African.
1529
01:30:26,970 --> 01:30:28,069
,0,0,0,,Whoa!
1530
01:30:29,890 --> 01:30:31,209
,0,0,0,,That feels like
1531
01:30:31,490 --> 01:30:32,129
,0,0,0,,a Kia.
1532
01:30:32,689 --> 01:30:34,330
isn't it?
1533
01:30:36,250 --> 01:30:37,450
,0,0,0,,Holy shit.
1534
01:30:37,930 --> 01:30:38,750
,0,0,0,,That's Deadpool.
1535
01:30:39,350 --> 01:30:40,169
,0,0,0,,That's Wolverine.
1536
01:30:40,209 --> 01:30:42,589
,0,0,0,,You're damn straight it is. Fox killed him.
1537
01:30:42,649 --> 01:30:45,390
,0,0,0,,Disney brought him back. They're gonna make him do this till he's 90.
1538
01:30:47,649 --> 01:30:48,890
,0,0,0,,I'll clock you out!
1539
01:30:49,350 --> 01:30:49,649
,0,0,0,,Forever.
1540
01:30:51,229 --> 01:30:51,709
,0,0,0,,Forever.
1541
01:30:59,359 --> 01:31:00,720
wakey.
1542
01:31:01,299 --> 01:31:05,279
,0,0,0,,Now you put all his bullets
1543
01:31:05,279 --> 01:31:06,319
,0,0,0,,in my belly
1544
01:31:06,319 --> 01:31:08,779
,0,0,0,,and I'm gonna find out why.
1545
01:31:09,279 --> 01:31:10,020
whoa!
1546
01:31:11,140 --> 01:31:12,500
,0,0,0,,I'll just say it.
1547
01:31:13,100 --> 01:31:14,740
,0,0,0,,You don't have to stick your fingers in me.
1548
01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:17,160
just ask sometimes.
1549
01:31:17,819 --> 01:31:18,299
,0,0,0,,Fine.
1550
01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:20,419
,0,0,0,,Really?
1551
01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:22,479
,0,0,0,,Hands in pockets.
1552
01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:25,799
,0,0,0,,a guy named Paradox.
1553
01:31:26,220 --> 01:31:27,620
,0,0,0,,He said he'd get me out of the void.
1554
01:31:28,020 --> 01:31:29,439
,0,0,0,,All I know is he works for the TVA.
1555
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:31,700
,0,0,0,,TVA? We had an agreement.
1556
01:31:32,259 --> 01:31:33,700
,0,0,0,,I don't think this guy cares.
1557
01:31:34,620 --> 01:31:36,000
he will.
1558
01:31:36,799 --> 01:31:37,379
Paul.
1559
01:31:37,839 --> 01:31:39,899
,0,0,0,,How much longer before the time repper is active?
1560
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:41,680
,0,0,0,,We're running the final safety checks.
1561
01:31:42,180 --> 01:31:44,220
okay. Alright, thanks for all the hard work, Ralph.
1562
01:31:45,020 --> 01:31:45,500
,0,0,0,,Really?
1563
01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:48,180
you drooling boob. No!
1564
01:31:48,319 --> 01:31:50,180
,0,0,0,,We have company. Cancel the safety checks.
1565
01:31:50,180 --> 01:31:51,819
,0,0,0,,We need to be live now!
1566
01:31:51,979 --> 01:31:53,680
I hate you so much!
1567
01:31:56,339 --> 01:31:58,439
Thor, piss off! You're too late!
1568
01:31:58,640 --> 01:31:59,259
,0,0,0,,You're fucking done.
1569
01:31:59,399 --> 01:32:01,959
,0,0,0,,Why was Thor crying? How dare you?
1570
01:32:02,100 --> 01:32:03,799
,0,0,0,,No one comes back from the void.
1571
01:32:03,939 --> 01:32:05,479
,0,0,0,,Tell that to Cassandra Nova.
1572
01:32:14,779 --> 01:32:16,399
we have a problem.
1573
01:32:23,149 --> 01:32:24,430
you are doughier than you looked
1574
01:32:24,430 --> 01:32:25,209
,0,0,0,,in Pyro's head.
1575
01:32:25,589 --> 01:32:26,689
,0,0,0,,You tried to kill me.
1576
01:32:26,689 --> 01:32:28,290
,0,0,0,,I literally have no idea.
1577
01:32:28,790 --> 01:32:30,189
,0,0,0,,Come with me.
1578
01:32:30,669 --> 01:32:32,250
,0,0,0,,You're gonna kill the king.
1579
01:32:32,569 --> 01:32:35,850
welcome to the skull fight club, Paradox.
1580
01:32:36,049 --> 01:32:38,290
,0,0,0,,You know she doesn't wash that ass.
1581
01:32:39,729 --> 01:32:40,810
,0,0,0,,What's this?
1582
01:32:42,509 --> 01:32:43,529
,0,0,0,,The time repper.
1583
01:32:44,109 --> 01:32:46,410
no, we're on it. We're gonna head down and
1584
01:32:46,410 --> 01:32:48,209
boo.
1585
01:32:48,229 --> 01:32:49,509
,0,0,0,,You just keep playing those keys.
1586
01:32:49,950 --> 01:32:51,709
,0,0,0,,I don't want to destroy it.
1587
01:32:52,009 --> 01:32:53,589
,0,0,0,,I want to use it.
1588
01:32:53,589 --> 01:32:55,790
Shoo, mommy and daddy are having
1589
01:32:55,790 --> 01:32:56,790
,0,0,0,,a conversation.
1590
01:33:03,419 --> 01:33:04,600
,0,0,0,,You know the funny things?
1591
01:33:04,859 --> 01:33:06,459
,0,0,0,,I was happy in the void.
1592
01:33:07,839 --> 01:33:09,160
,0,0,0,,You sent your trash to me
1593
01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:10,580
,0,0,0,,live and I cleaned it up.
1594
01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:12,600
,0,0,0,,Everyone was happy.
1595
01:33:13,580 --> 01:33:15,060
,0,0,0,,And you had to go piss
1596
01:33:15,060 --> 01:33:16,500
,0,0,0,,on my side of the fence.
1597
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:18,740
,0,0,0,,So now the fence must come down.
1598
01:33:19,819 --> 01:33:21,100
,0,0,0,,I'm going to use your little time
1599
01:33:21,100 --> 01:33:23,080
,0,0,0,,repper and I'm going to destroy
1600
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:25,359
,0,0,0,,this universe. And the next
1601
01:33:25,359 --> 01:33:27,419
,0,0,0,,and the next and the next
1602
01:33:27,419 --> 01:33:29,299
,0,0,0,,until all that's left
1603
01:33:29,299 --> 01:33:30,279
,0,0,0,,is dead.
1604
01:33:30,899 --> 01:33:33,060
,0,0,0,,And I get to play God.
1605
01:33:34,060 --> 01:33:34,740
,0,0,0,,Come with me.
1606
01:33:35,140 --> 01:33:36,919
you're going to show me how to use this
1607
01:33:36,919 --> 01:33:38,640
,0,0,0,,fancy gadget. Don't worry.
1608
01:33:38,759 --> 01:33:41,379
,0,0,0,,I've called some friends to make sure we're not disturbed.
1609
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:47,240
madam, but there's something you need to see.
1610
01:33:47,959 --> 01:33:48,979
,0,0,0,,We're getting indications
1611
01:33:48,979 --> 01:33:50,859
,0,0,0,,of an unsanctioned time repper activating
1612
01:33:50,859 --> 01:33:52,600
,0,0,0,,on Earth 1005.
1613
01:33:54,319 --> 01:33:55,580
,0,0,0,,Whose district is that?
1614
01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:57,060
,0,0,0,,Paradox.
1615
01:34:08,479 --> 01:34:09,600
,0,0,0,,Thank you so much
1616
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:10,620
darling.
1617
01:34:11,419 --> 01:34:13,200
,0,0,0,,Good to get out of that head.
1618
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:15,299
,0,0,0,,What a mess.
1619
01:34:23,779 --> 01:34:25,600
,0,0,0,,Let's give it a beat for the extras to clear.
1620
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:26,879
go, go.
1621
01:34:26,879 --> 01:34:28,339
my god.
1622
01:34:33,410 --> 01:34:34,850
my
1623
01:34:34,850 --> 01:34:35,830
,0,0,0,,god.
1624
01:35:01,859 --> 01:35:03,819
,0,0,0,,We're that sweet town.
1625
01:35:04,060 --> 01:35:05,759
,0,0,0,,Hold me close and you'll
1626
01:35:05,759 --> 01:35:07,600
,0,0,0,,let me go.
1627
01:35:08,439 --> 01:35:10,399
,0,0,0,,Keep this feeling alive.
1628
01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:11,720
,0,0,0,,Make me lose control.
1629
01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:14,259
ever again.
1630
01:35:14,859 --> 01:35:15,240
ever.
1631
01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:16,419
fuck!
1632
01:35:17,339 --> 01:35:19,580
,0,0,0,,What's Cafe Gratitude doing here?
1633
01:35:21,500 --> 01:35:23,100
,0,0,0,,sweet fairy puppets.
1634
01:35:23,299 --> 01:35:24,439
,0,0,0,,I'll handle you.
1635
01:35:24,839 --> 01:35:25,919
girl. Papa's here.
1636
01:35:26,100 --> 01:35:28,299
,0,0,0,,Do not insult this animal's autonomy.
1637
01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:30,939
,0,0,0,,She can decide who her papa is.
1638
01:35:31,339 --> 01:35:32,479
girl, huh?
1639
01:35:32,540 --> 01:35:35,080
,0,0,0,,Original recipe or Van Milder here?
1640
01:35:35,319 --> 01:35:36,200
that's funny.
1641
01:35:36,700 --> 01:35:38,700
too.
1642
01:35:39,060 --> 01:35:39,819
,0,0,0,,The proposal.
1643
01:35:41,859 --> 01:35:42,959
,0,0,0,,What the fuck was that?
1644
01:35:43,319 --> 01:35:44,500
you think that's what I do?
1645
01:35:44,620 --> 01:35:45,819
shut up.
1646
01:35:46,799 --> 01:35:47,560
,0,0,0,,You smell something?
1647
01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:48,839
you.
1648
01:35:50,020 --> 01:35:51,140
,0,0,0,,A lot of you.
1649
01:36:06,439 --> 01:36:08,259
there are a lot of Deadpools over there.
1650
01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:21,279
,0,0,0,,That's bad.
1651
01:36:43,959 --> 01:36:45,080
,0,0,0,,I take it they're not friendly.
1652
01:36:45,259 --> 01:36:47,100
no. Sorry about this, boys.
1653
01:36:47,379 --> 01:36:49,600
100.
1654
01:36:49,720 --> 01:36:51,240
,0,0,0,,Kill thirsty Deadpools.
1655
01:36:51,319 --> 01:36:53,299
but they can fight.
1656
01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:55,379
though. I'd love to get in the mix,
1657
01:36:55,439 --> 01:36:58,259
and I have to keep my face safe.
1658
01:36:59,160 --> 01:37:00,060
please.
1659
01:37:00,339 --> 01:37:01,740
look!
1660
01:37:02,740 --> 01:37:02,959
,0,0,0,,Guys!
1661
01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:06,020
,0,0,0,,Deadpool Prime here!
1662
01:37:06,720 --> 01:37:07,819
,0,0,0,,Our fight isn't with you!
1663
01:37:07,879 --> 01:37:11,740
I'll take Wolverine's dick out of your mouth!
1664
01:37:11,839 --> 01:37:13,479
she's the dirtiest.
1665
01:37:13,580 --> 01:37:14,560
,0,0,0,,Can we just be done?
1666
01:37:14,720 --> 01:37:16,620
we're just getting started.
1667
01:37:16,720 --> 01:37:18,319
no, no, no, with the whole
1668
01:37:18,839 --> 01:37:19,779
,0,0,0,,multiverse thing.
1669
01:37:21,220 --> 01:37:22,060
,0,0,0,,It's not great.
1670
01:37:22,500 --> 01:37:23,859
,0,0,0,,It's just been miss
1671
01:37:23,859 --> 01:37:25,660
,0,0,0,,after miss
1672
01:37:25,660 --> 01:37:27,459
,0,0,0,,after miss.
1673
01:37:27,839 --> 01:37:29,680
Wizard of Oz did the multiverse
1674
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:31,720
and they did it fast. The gays
1675
01:37:31,720 --> 01:37:33,959
but we didn't listen.
1676
01:37:34,580 --> 01:37:35,899
,0,0,0,,Let's just take the L
1677
01:37:35,899 --> 01:37:37,459
,0,0,0,,and move on.
1678
01:37:37,479 --> 01:37:39,899
,0,0,0,,I think it's been steadily great since Endgame.
1679
01:37:39,979 --> 01:37:41,359
,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?
1680
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:42,959
,0,0,0,,The multiverse is over.
1681
01:37:43,080 --> 01:37:45,580
,0,0,0,,Sandy gonna destroy the fuck out of every time.
1682
01:37:46,359 --> 01:37:47,720
,0,0,0,,Y'all can't do shit about it.
1683
01:37:47,759 --> 01:37:49,680
,0,0,0,,Do you not get it? If we don't get out of the subway
1684
01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:51,060
we all die.
1685
01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:53,339
,0,0,0,,Say the boss lady don't want no disturbance.
1686
01:37:53,339 --> 01:37:54,819
,0,0,0,,You wanna get down to the subway?
1687
01:37:55,180 --> 01:37:56,259
,0,0,0,,You gotta go through us.
1688
01:37:56,419 --> 01:37:57,439
baby.
1689
01:37:58,879 --> 01:37:59,359
,0,0,0,,Look alive!
1690
01:38:08,870 --> 01:38:10,009
,0,0,0,,I think I'm hit.
1691
01:38:10,330 --> 01:38:12,089
,0,0,0,,No shit. You did that on purpose.
1692
01:38:12,250 --> 01:38:13,390
,0,0,0,,I did no such thing!
1693
01:38:13,669 --> 01:38:16,330
gorgeous. How long does it take for you to regenerate?
1694
01:38:16,930 --> 01:38:17,390
,0,0,0,,Regenerate?
1695
01:38:23,490 --> 01:38:25,290
,0,0,0,,You really are God's perfect
1696
01:38:25,290 --> 01:38:25,910
aren't you?
1697
01:38:25,910 --> 01:38:29,229
you insensitive son of a bitch?
1698
01:38:29,430 --> 01:38:31,390
,0,0,0,,How was I supposed to know he doesn't regenerate?
1699
01:38:31,509 --> 01:38:32,770
,0,0,0,,I'm not a medicine woman.
1700
01:38:33,310 --> 01:38:34,330
a donut cart.
1701
01:38:34,549 --> 01:38:35,609
,0,0,0,,They're practically hospitals.
1702
01:38:35,850 --> 01:38:37,350
,0,0,0,,They sell portable triage units.
1703
01:38:37,410 --> 01:38:38,790
,0,0,0,,I'm gonna get you to safety.
1704
01:38:39,529 --> 01:38:40,049
,0,0,0,,Deep breath.
1705
01:38:48,959 --> 01:38:49,399
,0,0,0,,Hey!
1706
01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:50,979
,0,0,0,,Why are we stopping?
1707
01:38:51,240 --> 01:38:52,459
,0,0,0,,Just catching my breath.
1708
01:38:52,660 --> 01:38:53,919
,0,0,0,,Put your legs on vacation?
1709
01:38:54,439 --> 01:38:55,200
,0,0,0,,You're dead weight!
1710
01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:59,020
,0,0,0,,We all have problems. Listen to me.
1711
01:38:59,020 --> 01:39:00,399
,0,0,0,,You're gonna live.
1712
01:39:01,319 --> 01:39:02,620
nice fool.
1713
01:39:06,729 --> 01:39:07,709
,0,0,0,,You're gonna live.
1714
01:39:08,709 --> 01:39:09,310
,0,0,0,,Say it!
1715
01:39:10,390 --> 01:39:11,250
,0,0,0,,I'm gonna live.
1716
01:39:11,970 --> 01:39:13,109
,0,0,0,,Say it with me!
1717
01:39:13,589 --> 01:39:14,430
,0,0,0,,You're gonna live!
1718
01:39:14,430 --> 01:39:15,410
,0,0,0,,I'm gonna live!
1719
01:39:45,359 --> 01:39:47,939
,0,0,0,,I don't think he's gonna make it.
1720
01:39:48,279 --> 01:39:49,839
he loved his face.
1721
01:39:50,479 --> 01:39:52,379
,0,0,0,,I can taste his final thought.
1722
01:39:52,779 --> 01:39:53,959
,0,0,0,,He was so afraid.
1723
01:39:53,959 --> 01:39:55,500
,0,0,0,,And he died a hero.
1724
01:39:55,819 --> 01:39:57,500
you dumb fuck.
1725
01:39:57,640 --> 01:40:00,459
,0,0,0,,And all I have to remember is by...
1726
01:40:00,459 --> 01:40:02,319
,0,0,0,,Are these two gold plated
1727
01:40:02,319 --> 01:40:04,160
,0,0,0,,50 caliber desert eagle pistoleros.
1728
01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:05,419
,0,0,0,,This is for him.
1729
01:40:06,140 --> 01:40:06,859
,0,0,0,,Are you ready?
1730
01:40:07,859 --> 01:40:09,720
,0,0,0,,I get to kill a hundred ewes?
1731
01:40:09,899 --> 01:40:10,899
I'm ready.
1732
01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:13,359
you don't want to see this, bro.
1733
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:14,640
,0,0,0,,That's a good girl.
1734
01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:27,540
,0,0,0,,I stand alone.
1735
01:40:28,080 --> 01:40:31,859
,0,0,0,,I hear you call my name.
1736
01:40:32,819 --> 01:40:38,680
,0,0,0,,And it feels like home.
1737
01:40:51,640 --> 01:40:52,640
,0,0,0,,Holy shit!
1738
01:40:53,279 --> 01:40:55,100
,0,0,0,,You saved the good stuff for special occasions?
1739
01:40:55,540 --> 01:40:56,379
,0,0,0,,Killing mostly.
1740
01:40:57,020 --> 01:40:59,259
,0,0,0,,What's the wind resistance on those blowjob hangers?
1741
01:41:00,279 --> 01:41:01,160
,0,0,0,,Sorry.
1742
01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:03,439
,0,0,0,,Just a cat-inventure and I'm jealous.
1743
01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:04,959
let's do this.
1744
01:41:08,180 --> 01:41:08,740
,0,0,0,,Maximum effort.
1745
01:42:16,580 --> 01:42:21,819
,0,0,0,,I blew it.
1746
01:42:56,370 --> 01:43:00,229
the only thing they're going to remember is that god-awful dismount.
1747
01:43:05,180 --> 01:43:06,899
you little fucker?
1748
01:43:12,950 --> 01:43:15,149
,0,0,0,,I guess these ones regenerate.
1749
01:43:18,129 --> 01:43:19,430
,0,0,0,,We have time for this.
1750
01:43:19,430 --> 01:43:21,689
stand down!
1751
01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:34,040
Deadpool's with me.
1752
01:43:34,180 --> 01:43:35,299
,0,0,0,,Oh no.
1753
01:43:35,660 --> 01:43:36,379
,0,0,0,,Holy shit.
1754
01:43:36,600 --> 01:43:37,680
,0,0,0,,That's fucking Peter!
1755
01:43:41,040 --> 01:43:42,879
you guys know Peter?
1756
01:43:43,259 --> 01:43:45,419
,0,0,0,,You kidding me? Every Deadpool has a Peter.
1757
01:43:45,979 --> 01:43:49,180
,0,0,0,,Peter's a goddamn legend in every Deadpool's world.
1758
01:43:49,180 --> 01:43:51,540
,0,0,0,,Give us a... fight!
1759
01:43:58,540 --> 01:44:08,109
I'm Peter!
1760
01:44:35,899 --> 01:44:37,979
now you're here. Oh well, you're too late.
1761
01:44:38,140 --> 01:44:39,500
it's not.
1762
01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:41,180
no, no, no, but we're very close.
1763
01:44:41,540 --> 01:44:43,339
folks. Promise. Quick.
1764
01:44:46,060 --> 01:44:48,580
,0,0,0,,she has the power to shred the fabric of all realities
1765
01:44:48,580 --> 01:44:50,319
,0,0,0,,until there is nothing left but the void.
1766
01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:51,500
,0,0,0,,How do we shut it down?
1767
01:44:51,879 --> 01:44:52,419
,0,0,0,,I don't know.
1768
01:44:54,319 --> 01:44:55,259
,0,0,0,,How about now?
1769
01:44:55,620 --> 01:44:57,419
huh?
1770
01:44:57,439 --> 01:44:59,339
except he can move his neck.
1771
01:45:01,779 --> 01:45:04,620
,0,0,0,,The Ripper is fed through a secure chamber below ground.
1772
01:45:04,879 --> 01:45:06,700
,0,0,0,,It is powered by twin matter
1773
01:45:06,700 --> 01:45:09,000
,0,0,0,,and antimatter feeds converging inside the device.
1774
01:45:09,259 --> 01:45:11,060
Cassandra Nova is redirecting
1775
01:45:13,100 --> 01:45:13,939
,0,0,0,,starting with this one.
1776
01:45:14,160 --> 01:45:16,680
you could stop her by short-circuiting the feeds
1777
01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:19,020
,0,0,0,,in the chamber below. One of you would create a circuit
1778
01:45:19,020 --> 01:45:20,660
then
1779
01:45:20,660 --> 01:45:22,819
,0,0,0,,the released power would destroy
1780
01:45:22,819 --> 01:45:24,259
well...
1781
01:45:24,259 --> 01:45:27,180
man! If you're not gonna swallow, spin it out!
1782
01:45:27,439 --> 01:45:29,020
,0,0,0,,Where formed the bridge
1783
01:45:29,020 --> 01:45:30,520
,0,0,0,,would be annihilated.
1784
01:45:30,759 --> 01:45:32,439
I could live with that too, actually.
1785
01:45:32,459 --> 01:45:34,680
we survive anything. We're like cockroaches, but...
1786
01:45:34,680 --> 01:45:36,759
,0,0,0,,Not this time. This is matter
1787
01:45:36,759 --> 01:45:38,060
,0,0,0,,and antimatter.
1788
01:45:38,479 --> 01:45:40,339
,0,0,0,,They do not play nicely with each other.
1789
01:45:40,359 --> 01:45:43,140
you will be atomized.
1790
01:45:44,839 --> 01:45:47,040
,0,0,0,,if you don't trust me. Even if you live long enough
1791
01:45:47,040 --> 01:45:49,020
you will
1792
01:45:49,020 --> 01:45:50,180
,0,0,0,,die down there.
1793
01:46:16,020 --> 01:46:16,620
Paul.
1794
01:46:17,620 --> 01:46:20,000
,0,0,0,,You heard that asshole upstairs. Even if we
1795
01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:21,979
we're dead.
1796
01:46:22,700 --> 01:46:23,180
,0,0,0,,Criminally.
1797
01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:25,279
,0,0,0,,That's why it's gotta be me.
1798
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:25,759
,0,0,0,,What?
1799
01:46:29,819 --> 01:46:30,560
man.
1800
01:46:31,700 --> 01:46:33,200
,0,0,0,,You didn't ask for any of this.
1801
01:46:34,020 --> 01:46:36,200
,0,0,0,,You were right. I lied.
1802
01:46:37,479 --> 01:46:38,939
,0,0,0,,I lied right to your face.
1803
01:46:39,399 --> 01:46:40,620
,0,0,0,,Just to get you to help me.
1804
01:46:40,620 --> 01:46:41,140
,0,0,0,,You did.
1805
01:46:42,020 --> 01:46:43,040
,0,0,0,,You didn't lie.
1806
01:46:45,459 --> 01:46:46,720
,0,0,0,,You made an educated wish.
1807
01:46:52,220 --> 01:46:53,879
,0,0,0,,You got a whole world to go back to.
1808
01:46:55,419 --> 01:46:56,240
,0,0,0,,I got nothing.
1809
01:47:12,870 --> 01:47:13,350
,0,0,0,,Hey!
1810
01:47:18,580 --> 01:47:20,660
,0,0,0,,I waited a long time for this team up.
1811
01:47:22,740 --> 01:47:23,359
,0,0,0,,You know something?
1812
01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:27,799
Wolverine.
1813
01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:37,220
,0,0,0,,Say how do you friends feel?
1814
01:47:38,939 --> 01:47:39,020
,0,0,0,,I don't know.
1815
01:47:39,439 --> 01:47:51,990
,0,0,0,,Open the door!
1816
01:47:52,029 --> 01:47:54,990
,0,0,0,,I can't hear you over all the noble sacrifice.
1817
01:47:55,089 --> 01:47:56,450
,0,0,0,,Why are you fucking doing this?
1818
01:47:56,669 --> 01:47:59,709
,0,0,0,,Because I'm Marvel Jesus.
1819
01:48:01,589 --> 01:48:02,870
,0,0,0,,Or Spock.
1820
01:48:03,750 --> 01:48:04,450
,0,0,0,,Or Martin Sand.
1821
01:48:10,430 --> 01:48:11,890
,0,0,0,,You fucking idiot.
1822
01:48:17,649 --> 01:48:18,149
,0,0,0,,Sorry.
1823
01:48:18,310 --> 01:48:19,310
,0,0,0,,I'm just stalling.
1824
01:48:19,649 --> 01:48:21,490
,0,0,0,,I think I'm nervous enough dying.
1825
01:48:22,270 --> 01:48:23,410
,0,0,0,,This should be me.
1826
01:48:24,270 --> 01:48:25,830
Peter.
1827
01:48:26,149 --> 01:48:26,569
,0,0,0,,What?
1828
01:48:26,990 --> 01:48:28,330
,0,0,0,,You want to be an annoying prick?
1829
01:48:28,569 --> 01:48:30,490
you idiot.
1830
01:48:34,689 --> 01:48:40,069
you don't need to do this.
1831
01:48:40,390 --> 01:48:41,839
,0,0,0,,I'm not doing it because I need it.
1832
01:48:43,250 --> 01:48:44,830
,0,0,0,,I'm doing it because they do.
1833
01:48:45,689 --> 01:49:59,160
,0,0,0,,I'm gonna take you there.
1834
01:49:59,160 --> 01:50:02,959
,0,0,0,,I'm gonna take you there.
1835
01:50:05,830 --> 01:50:08,270
,0,0,0,,I'm gonna take you there.
1836
01:50:47,680 --> 01:50:48,200
,0,0,0,,I'm gonna take you there.
1837
01:50:48,200 --> 01:50:49,759
,0,0,0,,He's a hero in my world.
1838
01:50:52,040 --> 01:50:54,020
you got the wrong guy.
1839
01:50:55,939 --> 01:50:57,560
,0,0,0,,You were always the wrong guy.
1840
01:50:59,279 --> 01:51:00,040
,0,0,0,,Until you weren't.
1841
01:51:04,279 --> 01:51:05,040
,0,0,0,,Wait...
1842
01:51:08,290 --> 01:51:09,649
,0,0,0,,It's finally...
1843
01:51:10,209 --> 01:51:10,790
,0,0,0,,...matter.
1844
01:52:51,399 --> 01:52:53,979
,0,0,0,,I thought that she was safely held in the void.
1845
01:52:54,080 --> 01:52:56,640
she was here. And she fondled my brain.
1846
01:52:56,839 --> 01:52:57,740
,0,0,0,,How did you let this happen?
1847
01:52:57,819 --> 01:52:58,819
,0,0,0,,You weren't involved at all.
1848
01:52:59,020 --> 01:53:01,140
I was.
1849
01:53:01,580 --> 01:53:02,700
,0,0,0,,But not nearly enough.
1850
01:53:03,319 --> 01:53:05,399
,0,0,0,,Not as much as the men who went down there after her.
1851
01:53:06,319 --> 01:53:08,600
,0,0,0,,My men. My friends.
1852
01:53:10,359 --> 01:53:13,379
,0,0,0,,I warned them that they would be completely obliterated if they went.
1853
01:53:13,419 --> 01:53:16,359
,0,0,0,,But they went anyway. Like...
1854
01:53:16,359 --> 01:53:17,200
,0,0,0,,Like heroes.
1855
01:53:19,240 --> 01:53:21,200
,0,0,0,,Because that's who they were.
1856
01:53:24,399 --> 01:53:26,700
,0,0,0,,They just did what they had to do.
1857
01:53:27,240 --> 01:53:28,640
,0,0,0,,With no concern for their own safety.
1858
01:53:32,160 --> 01:53:38,560
,0,0,0,,The fact that we are all still standing here is a testament to their heroism.
1859
01:53:46,419 --> 01:53:48,459
baby girl!
1860
01:53:48,600 --> 01:53:49,040
,0,0,0,,Fuck!
1861
01:53:49,040 --> 01:53:51,759
,0,0,0,,And I'll die!
1862
01:54:08,529 --> 01:54:09,830
,0,0,0,,Found your new anchoring.
1863
01:54:10,169 --> 01:54:12,729
you piece of shit.
1864
01:54:14,669 --> 01:54:15,870
,0,0,0,,Fine indeed.
1865
01:54:16,089 --> 01:54:19,850
put your greasy tits away, you preening slut.
1866
01:54:20,930 --> 01:54:23,390
,0,0,0,,I don't understand. How are you two still alive?
1867
01:54:23,689 --> 01:54:25,629
,0,0,0,,You were right. One of us would have been killed.
1868
01:54:26,189 --> 01:54:28,830
,0,0,0,,But you put a Deadpool and a Wolverine together?
1869
01:54:29,229 --> 01:54:31,009
,0,0,0,,Make them hold hands while listening to Madonna?
1870
01:54:32,189 --> 01:54:33,390
,0,0,0,,Indestructible motherfucker.
1871
01:54:33,390 --> 01:54:36,029
,0,0,0,,Let's get this Deadpool variant back to the void.
1872
01:54:36,390 --> 01:54:37,169
hold on, what?
1873
01:54:37,350 --> 01:54:41,029
actually, this one's homegrown. Like me. He belongs here.
1874
01:54:41,689 --> 01:54:42,490
,0,0,0,,And you are?
1875
01:54:42,750 --> 01:54:44,970
,0,0,0,,Peterpool. But you can call me Peter.
1876
01:54:46,890 --> 01:54:47,930
,0,0,0,,And I hope that you do.
1877
01:54:54,310 --> 01:54:55,910
,0,0,0,,What the fuck is happening here?
1878
01:54:55,930 --> 01:55:00,069
,0,0,0,,You are under judgment. Operating an unsanctioned time ripper. Take it.
1879
01:55:00,069 --> 01:55:02,569
,0,0,0,,I was just doing what you don't have the guts to do!
1880
01:55:03,790 --> 01:55:04,770
,0,0,0,,You piece of shit!
1881
01:55:07,430 --> 01:55:11,330
gentlemen. Let's hold the bowels.
1882
01:55:11,569 --> 01:55:13,990
,0,0,0,,You led an omega level mutant to this timeline.
1883
01:55:14,129 --> 01:55:14,589
,0,0,0,,You're welcome.
1884
01:55:15,149 --> 01:55:17,310
,0,0,0,,And you shouldn't even be near this timeline.
1885
01:55:17,450 --> 01:55:17,689
,0,0,0,,You're welcome.
1886
01:55:18,049 --> 01:55:21,169
,0,0,0,,And you look damn good in that suit.
1887
01:55:21,450 --> 01:55:22,229
,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry.
1888
01:55:26,890 --> 01:55:30,410
,0,0,0,,I want to show you something. Something huge.
1889
01:55:30,649 --> 01:55:32,609
,0,0,0,,That's what Scoutmaster Kevin used to say.
1890
01:55:32,609 --> 01:55:34,970
,0,0,0,,Do you see that?
1891
01:55:36,029 --> 01:55:37,950
,0,0,0,,Your universe is regenerating.
1892
01:55:38,790 --> 01:55:42,109
you not only saved your world,
1893
01:55:42,830 --> 01:55:44,890
,0,0,0,,you spared your timeline from extinction.
1894
01:55:47,149 --> 01:55:48,250
,0,0,0,,I'd rest out.
1895
01:55:48,609 --> 01:55:50,770
,0,0,0,,I have a feeling your work is only just getting started.
1896
01:55:51,049 --> 01:55:52,450
,0,0,0,,Till you're 90.
1897
01:55:53,069 --> 01:55:53,410
,0,0,0,,Wait!
1898
01:55:54,689 --> 01:55:57,509
,0,0,0,,We couldn't have made it out of the void without some help.
1899
01:55:58,669 --> 01:56:02,209
,0,0,0,,From some people that the world kind of forgot.
1900
01:56:03,209 --> 01:56:06,370
,0,0,0,,Is there any way that you could maybe find a way to bring them home?
1901
01:56:08,270 --> 01:56:09,529
,0,0,0,,I'll see what I can do.
1902
01:56:09,910 --> 01:56:15,770
,0,0,0,,And I promised my friend here that the TVA could undo some pretty awful shit in his timeline.
1903
01:56:16,229 --> 01:56:17,189
,0,0,0,,What would you say to that?
1904
01:56:17,569 --> 01:56:18,549
,0,0,0,,Change the past.
1905
01:56:19,390 --> 01:56:21,009
,0,0,0,,He did help me save the world.
1906
01:56:21,529 --> 01:56:23,910
,0,0,0,,And his past made him the man who did it.
1907
01:56:24,970 --> 01:56:27,890
Mr. Olsen.
1908
01:56:28,790 --> 01:56:29,430
,0,0,0,,Love him.
1909
01:56:33,520 --> 01:56:34,899
I get in now.
1910
01:56:44,779 --> 01:56:47,000
the Avengers discovered Torma.
1911
01:56:48,060 --> 01:56:50,000
,0,0,0,,They'll be lucky to have you.
1912
01:56:57,069 --> 01:56:58,930
come on.
1913
01:56:59,370 --> 01:57:00,229
,0,0,0,,Fuck off!
1914
01:57:01,609 --> 01:57:02,890
my little cunchkin.
1915
01:57:03,189 --> 01:57:05,910
it's you. You're a survivor.
1916
01:57:07,410 --> 01:57:09,270
all is right in the world.
1917
01:57:10,910 --> 01:57:11,709
it is.
1918
01:57:13,479 --> 01:57:14,620
,0,0,0,,So what are you gonna do next?
1919
01:57:16,379 --> 01:57:18,180
,0,0,0,,I'll figure it out. I always do.
1920
01:57:20,979 --> 01:57:22,600
,0,0,0,,So I'll probably see you around.
1921
01:57:32,089 --> 01:57:32,529
bud.
1922
01:57:42,450 --> 01:57:42,930
,0,0,0,,Logan!
1923
01:57:54,549 --> 01:57:58,750
,0,0,0,,I'm all out of devil's dandruff and I'm shaking like an angry viper.
1924
01:57:58,770 --> 01:58:00,750
Hal. We have company.
1925
01:58:01,709 --> 01:58:02,729
this is...
1926
01:58:03,790 --> 01:58:04,390
,0,0,0,,This is Logan.
1927
01:58:04,970 --> 01:58:06,209
Logan.
1928
01:58:06,370 --> 01:58:07,089
too.
1929
01:58:07,209 --> 01:58:10,729
,0,0,0,,And this little ancient anal shitnot is Mary Puppens.
1930
01:58:10,850 --> 01:58:12,790
dog pool.
1931
01:58:13,310 --> 01:58:14,930
,0,0,0,,You wanna treat yourself to a little stroke.
1932
01:58:16,350 --> 01:58:17,509
,0,0,0,,Get the tongue.
1933
01:58:17,509 --> 01:58:19,310
motherfucker!
1934
01:58:19,950 --> 01:58:27,370
,0,0,0,,It's like an armadillo fucked a gremlin angrily in a bed of gonorrhea and didn't stop till the sun came up.
1935
01:58:29,470 --> 01:58:30,990
,0,0,0,,Everyone wants to have it.
1936
01:58:31,330 --> 01:58:33,970
,0,0,0,,Turns out that you don't need to be Marvel Jesus to do it.
1937
01:58:34,830 --> 01:58:37,350
,0,0,0,,You just need to open your eyes and look around.
1938
01:58:37,930 --> 01:58:45,290
you'll have old friends and some new ones, too.
1939
01:58:58,339 --> 01:58:59,379
,0,0,0,,Good morning.
1940
01:59:00,040 --> 01:59:02,060
,0,0,0,,Good night.
1941
01:59:03,899 --> 01:59:04,540
,0,0,0,,Good night.
1942
01:59:06,640 --> 01:59:07,680
,0,0,0,,Good night.
1943
01:59:07,680 --> 01:59:08,319
,0,0,0,,You've been busy?
1944
01:59:11,660 --> 01:59:13,060
,0,0,0,,I did it for you.
1945
01:59:15,520 --> 01:59:17,819
I did it for you.
1946
01:59:27,279 --> 01:59:30,120
I am the one saving type.
1947
01:59:30,899 --> 01:59:32,859
,0,0,0,,Just look around this table if you want proof.
1948
01:59:33,560 --> 01:59:34,959
,0,0,0,,The best part?
1949
01:59:35,859 --> 01:59:39,899
they save us right back.
131954
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