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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:08,356 [seabirds chirping] 2 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:13,404 SAM: In spite of strife, I live my life 3 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:16,320 and do right by sitting tight. 4 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:19,236 ♪ 5 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:27,201 ♪ I want to ride the wave, but you already know♪ 6 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:28,550 ♪ I made a bet with the devil...♪ 7 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:29,855 No, you didn't look at the... 8 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:31,292 SAM: No, get Nan. 9 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,511 - All right. - [laughter] 10 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:35,513 ♪ 'Cause I get so fucking bored...♪ 11 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:37,385 MAX: Hey, Frankie. 12 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:39,082 ♪ And I wonder when they're coming home♪ 13 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:40,605 ♪ I hope they're never coming home♪ 14 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:41,824 [shouts] 15 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:45,262 [laughter] 16 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:48,613 ♪ Because I'm beating on my drumkit♪ 17 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:50,050 ♪ Hoping that you like it♪ 18 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:51,529 DUKE: Look at the camera. 19 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,011 ♪ And we can rise above...♪ 20 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,665 [laughter] 21 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,536 SAM: Frankie. 22 00:00:58,580 --> 00:00:59,842 Go next to Nan. 23 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:01,844 ♪ Ugly little sunflower♪ 24 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:04,977 ♪ Wilting every hour.♪ 25 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:08,198 - PHYLLIS: Mrs. Conover lived there. - DUKE: Who was she, Nan? 26 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,374 Eileen Conover was what we called in those days 27 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,028 "a theatrical." 28 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,030 Like, a theater person? 29 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,467 Roughly speaking, yes. Like your grandfather. 30 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:17,990 - And your mother. - [Duke laughs] 31 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:20,210 And you. 32 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:23,779 A creative odd one who indulges in themselves. 33 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:26,608 Ha. That's me all over. 34 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:27,870 [laughs] 35 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:31,003 [chuckles] 36 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:33,441 - Mom. Phil. - What? What? 37 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:36,966 SAM: I remember your stories about Mrs. Conover. 38 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:39,664 I never spoke to you about Eileen Conover. 39 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,449 [chuckles]: Yes, you did. 40 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:44,147 You said that she ran a theater company 41 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,889 and that you and your friends as kids would go over 42 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:49,631 to her house and look at her erotic artwork. 43 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:52,112 [laughs]: What are you talking about? 44 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,766 You... Can anyone back me up on this? 45 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:58,379 Excuse me, why don't you let me guide this tour? 46 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:00,250 And allow me to be the last word on what did 47 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:01,860 or did not happen in the 1940s. 48 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:03,384 Because as far as I can remember, 49 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,734 - you weren't even born. - Mm-hmm. 50 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,736 - PHYLLIS: Frankie. - GABRIELLA: My God, 51 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:09,781 your gran, she's legendary. 52 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:12,175 Everyone in the family talks about her. 53 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,308 Her koyach, the way her stubbornness 54 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:16,048 drives people off a cliff. 55 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:18,050 - I'm obsessed. - [chuckles] 56 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:19,878 I mean, the stories I could tell you. 57 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:21,489 You don't even know the half of it. 58 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,230 Oh, well, you know, she was my inspiration 59 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:26,755 when I moved to London all by myself years ago. 60 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:29,236 You didn't know anyone when you came to London? 61 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:31,238 GABRIELLA: I mean, I started exploring. 62 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:33,240 I pushed myself. 63 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:36,895 I made friends with some serious artists. Just like you. 64 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:39,202 Oh, no, I don't... 65 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:41,857 I don't know if I'm that serious. 66 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:45,077 Uh, come on, cousin. I follow you. 67 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:49,691 Your photos are artful and gorgeous. 68 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:52,433 And they make you feel things. 69 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:54,086 I've shown them to my friends, 70 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:56,872 and I really want to introduce you. 71 00:02:56,915 --> 00:03:00,267 There's Fayza. She's an activist and poet. 72 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,704 And there's Tirunesh, who's an environmental biologist 73 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,184 - from Somalia. - Wow. 74 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:06,838 And Jules, my flatmate, 75 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:11,060 who's doing this, like, bedroom pop project right now. 76 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:12,801 Wow. 77 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:15,456 You're all like a bunch of little Jason Bournes. 78 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,240 [laughs] 79 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,851 Yeah, well, Jules is moving to Australia, though. 80 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:21,810 - Oh. - I'll have to find a sublease for her. 81 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:25,248 - Yeah, that sucks. - Mm, not really. 82 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,032 I mean, she never flushes her shits. 83 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:29,818 And she keeps me up at night with her music. 84 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:32,603 Flatmate rule: never live with a musician. 85 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:34,431 Try living with an actor. 86 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:36,259 [both laugh] 87 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,696 [siren wailing in distance] 88 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,698 CAROLINE: Can you just walk next to me? 89 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,700 Why are you walking ahead of me? 90 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:45,007 - My heart rate is through the roof. - Ugh. 91 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:48,097 Would you stop checking? You're making it worse. 92 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:50,752 I don't understand why we came here. 93 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,841 I have such shpilkes. This is ridiculous. 94 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,930 Because... 95 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:58,194 Because I wanted to put my mother's ashes 96 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,065 to rest here in London. 97 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:01,458 You encouraged me. 98 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,199 And then you invited your entire family 99 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,680 and offered to pay for it, which is fine, 100 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:09,031 but it changed the complexion of the entire trip. 101 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,641 [exhales] 102 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:14,993 So could you please just relax 103 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:17,257 and get through it? 104 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:22,262 And encourage your mother to move it along. 105 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,223 You're right. 106 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:34,143 I'm sorry. 107 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,405 Come here. Come on. 108 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,015 Oh, I'm sorry. 109 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:38,756 I couldn't control myself. 110 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:44,371 - [sighs] I love you. - And I love you. 111 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,721 [sniffles] Yeah. 112 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:49,376 - It's good. It's good. - Okay. 113 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,682 - Stop checking your heart rate. - Hey. 114 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,295 I got to take a shit. 115 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,992 - Oh, God. - Yeah. 116 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:58,863 Okay, well, let's go back to the pub. 117 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:00,909 No. Are you insane? 118 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:04,347 My preference is to go back home to L.A. and shit. 119 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,393 - We're not flying home. - Shy of that, 120 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:08,438 it'll be back at the hotel. 121 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:10,048 "Go to the pub." 122 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:11,528 - Okay, fine. - Come on. 123 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,225 Let's just... Wait, I don't have to poop. 124 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:15,793 - Just come on. - Stop. 125 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,752 PHYLLIS: My father, his name was Leland. 126 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:21,582 To be perfectly honest, I didn't even know him. 127 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,627 We never spoke as children. 128 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:27,239 I had one memory with him, which I've told to Frankie. 129 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:30,068 I only spoke to him twice. 130 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:32,549 - Well, you're exaggerating, right, Nan? - No. 131 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,986 No, you-you must have spoken to him more than that. 132 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,684 You lived in the same house as him. 133 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:39,034 What makes you think living in a house with a man 134 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:40,731 requires you to speak to him? 135 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,864 [laughs]: Oh, my God. 136 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:45,606 Yeah, good thing he wasn't your dad, though. 137 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:47,259 Don't be rude. 138 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:50,306 You sent some spit off to a lab in Arizona 139 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,265 and suddenly fancy yourself as a private investigator. 140 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:57,531 Let me be clear: Leland Darby was my father. 141 00:05:57,574 --> 00:06:00,403 And your grandfather and these girls' great-grandfather. 142 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,362 Even if he was a horrible man. 143 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:04,886 And your Uncle Lester would have told you the same. 144 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:08,498 I miss my brother. 145 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,761 I need to speak to my brother. 146 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,372 Copy that. 147 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:16,027 Leland Darby was my granddad. 148 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:20,336 - Phil? - Mm? 149 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,773 - What? - Phil. You all right? 150 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:25,167 Um, well... 151 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,256 [indistinct chatter] 152 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:34,002 ♪ Have you heard there's a new Casanova?♪ 153 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:38,659 ♪ He's a wiz when it comes to romance♪ 154 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:43,272 ♪ And he is such a true Casanova...♪ 155 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:44,882 PHIL: He had buck teeth 156 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:48,495 back then. That's why we called him Benny the Beaver. 157 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,888 BEN: Ah, yes. Fond memories. 158 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,934 We called you... What was it? 159 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:55,153 I haven't the faintest. 160 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,894 Phyllis the Clitoris. 161 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,592 [stifled laughter] 162 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,942 And your brother Lester the Molester. 163 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:03,248 Oh, no, that's not... 164 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:07,992 So, Ben, can you tell us more about my mom as a girl? 165 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:10,952 She doesn't give us much other than war rations 166 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:12,780 and bomb shelter stories. 167 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:15,391 Careful, Benny. Your words will be twisted. 168 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,089 BEN: I first got to know Phyllis in my years 169 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,091 at Birkenhead Elementary. 170 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:23,138 She was very mouthy. 171 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:25,096 Defiant. 172 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:28,491 But also, very pretty. 173 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:32,321 - Aye. - Aye! 174 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:34,323 [laughs] 175 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,457 Did you ever get married, Ben? 176 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,197 Who ended up hooking you? 177 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:42,940 Phyllis, you remember Eileen Churbishley off Exmouth? 178 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:44,855 She was a few years younger. 179 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,683 Yes, she walked with a limp. 180 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,511 - One leg shorter than the other. - No. 181 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:51,514 Actually, that was childhood polio that did that. 182 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,124 We were married for 38 years. 183 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:55,300 Eileen died in '99. 184 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:58,303 This was hers, actually. 185 00:07:58,347 --> 00:08:00,131 - Oh. - PHYLLIS: Oh. 186 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,220 I'm sorry. 187 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:05,528 But we love this pub, Ben. Here's to Eileen. 188 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,661 ALL: Aye! 189 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:12,317 Most tourists do. We sell nostalgia here. 190 00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:15,582 Like the monarchy. Pining for a time passed. 191 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:19,150 Now, Phyllis's mother Shirley-Jane, 192 00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:20,978 she was a vocal critic 193 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:23,024 - of the monarchy. - CAROLINE: Wow. 194 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,548 - And she was British? - PHYLLIS: Not British. 195 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:28,725 English. And we were always anti-monarchists. 196 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,814 I love the monarchy. 197 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:33,513 Windsor Castle. Frogmore Cottage. 198 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,690 - Buckingham Palace. - I never liked those hotels, 199 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:39,388 and always thought those people that live there should not. 200 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:41,651 I used to get so angry 201 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:44,219 because Elizabeth and her sister Margaret, 202 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,787 they used to get these presents at Christmas, 203 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,571 and it was publicized everywhere. 204 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,573 Now, why would they do that? 205 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:53,794 Did it upset you because your family didn't have all that? 206 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,624 Excuse me. 207 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,495 Where is my son? 208 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,453 Why isn't Marion here? 209 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:04,326 - He's indisposed. - Indisposed? 210 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:06,546 What does that mean? 211 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,156 CAROLINE: It means 212 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,723 he had to stay at the hotel. 213 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:10,854 But why? 214 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,508 CAROLINE: Because he's busy. 215 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,901 PHYLLIS: What are you talking about? 216 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,772 Why are you being so vague? 217 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:19,428 Traveling does not agree with his stomach. 218 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,517 [laughs] 219 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,085 He's got the squirts. Oh! 220 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,478 That is so Marion. 221 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,437 Don't be vulgar, Sam. 222 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,700 - I'm sorry. - And, Caroline, 223 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,484 my distaste for the monarchy 224 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,748 had nothing to do with growing up poor. 225 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,619 It was wrong. 226 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,621 I just thought it was wrong. 227 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,668 All these bunch of boring bastards 228 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:44,018 being supported by English taxpayers. 229 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:47,064 All so white and Anglo-Saxon. 230 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,805 The French had it right with the royals. 231 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,372 Off with their heads. 232 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:53,070 SAM, PHYLLIS and BEN: Aye! 233 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,769 [soft laughter] 234 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,774 [quiet chatter] 235 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:06,606 I'll give you 20 quid if you chug Max's beer. 236 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,477 Are you serious? 237 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,828 When I was your age, I used to drink my dad under the table. 238 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,004 What are we gonna tell her when she gets back? 239 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,616 Oh, come on. You're in London. 240 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,192 Yeah, all right, I was only joking. 241 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:30,238 You don't have to drink all of it. 242 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,543 Stop! 243 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:35,069 - [laughter] - What the fuck are you doing? 244 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,505 I'll get you another one. 245 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,638 You just drank, like, all of my beer. 246 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,075 I thought the drinking age here was, like, 12. 247 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,077 Uh, no, love, it's 18. 248 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,992 You're thinking about the age of consent. 249 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,475 Okay, that was another joke. 250 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,477 - [Max laughs] - Don't tell Mom. 251 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,696 MAX: Duh. 252 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,351 [laughter] 253 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,396 She's a little bit burpy. 254 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,618 BEN: On Ainsworth Avenue, we were all terrified 255 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,055 of Phyllis's mom. 256 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:08,755 She was tough. Extremely direct. 257 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,365 Oh, you had to be back then. 258 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,759 Especially with that man. 259 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,935 Well, I'd rather not talk about him. 260 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,067 SAM: Yeah, Ben, we recently learned 261 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,679 some dubious DNA information 262 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:23,030 about our dearly departed, uh, grandfather. 263 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,945 That he wasn't really Phyllis's dad? 264 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,034 - We all knew that. - [laughs]: You see? 265 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,992 I told you everyone knew. 266 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,342 There goes your big secret. 267 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:32,953 Do you feel silly now? 268 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,564 We talked about it behind closed doors. 269 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:39,611 Like that bloke Ronan Farrow and Frank Sinatra. 270 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:42,832 Leland Darby looked nothing like Phil. 271 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,139 Not to mention it, but we also knew about 272 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:49,796 Shirley-Jane Darby's-- how do I put it?-- 273 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,667 [whispers]: dalliances. 274 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,713 [exhales sharply] Aye. 275 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,760 No. 276 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,719 [clears throat] 277 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,460 [whispers]: Did he just slut-shame our great-grandmother? 278 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,335 [whispers]: Yes, he did. Did you enjoy your beer? 279 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,946 - Breath. - [hiccups] 280 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,165 BEN: Anyway, 281 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,733 what does it matter? 282 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,213 These people are all dead. 283 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:19,390 As we will be, too, shortly. 284 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,264 Do you blame your mum? 285 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,266 All those years married to that man? 286 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,311 [sighs] 287 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,183 Truth is, 288 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:33,753 Shirley-Jane Darby was a woman before her time. 289 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,580 Yes. Quite. 290 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:38,148 She worked. 291 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,933 And she was a poet. 292 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:43,501 And an artist of great renown. 293 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:46,678 She started painting when she was 50. 294 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:51,814 She practiced astrology and yoga in the 1920s in England. 295 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:55,165 She was a pioneer, my mum. 296 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,602 Gone but not forgotten. 297 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,041 If one person remembers you, 298 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,999 you stay alive forever. 299 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,484 To Shirley-Jane Darby. 300 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,748 ALL: To Shirley-Jane Darby! 301 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,364 You've had enough. 302 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,459 SAM: Exquisite agony, 303 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,113 of body and mind. 304 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,550 The heritage of mankind. 305 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:36,119 Birth is but the gateway to death. 306 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,468 Whoa. 307 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,557 ♪ 308 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,672 ♪ The first time I realized...♪ 309 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:08,891 SAM: Be careful. 310 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,414 They drive crazy. 311 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,373 Look both way... 312 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,679 That's not funny, Ben. 313 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,377 No, you're right. 314 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,900 ♪ And forgive me, but I don't know...♪ 315 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,032 Hey. 316 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,469 We had a tiny thing happen. 317 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:22,687 What? What? 318 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,298 Chewy's in a cone. Don't... 319 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,908 - Oh, no. - Don't... 320 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,911 ♪ Or sun♪ 321 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,131 ♪ I don't recall♪ 322 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,481 ♪ I was young...♪ 323 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,396 CHAYA: I saw something 324 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,224 on Chewy's stomach. 325 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,965 It was, like, a piece of schmutz. 326 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,967 - No. No, no, no, no, no. Oh. - So then we bought... 327 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,490 - Now he keeps licking at it. - Right, he... 328 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,100 - There's a lot of licking... - Show-show... 329 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,580 - Show her the cone. - ...going on in this house. 330 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,929 TRESSA: He's right here. He's fine. 331 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,149 "Hi, Mama. Don't worry." 332 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,715 [groans] 333 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,717 [grunts] 334 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,545 ♪ First time that I saw your face...♪ 335 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,678 - Oh. Hi. - [laughs] 336 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:57,940 Are those, like, the ones that, like, 337 00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,463 fizz in your mouth, like... 338 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:00,856 Okay, and then how much are the ones with the... 339 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,944 What is rhubarb? 340 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,815 Uh, it's a plant. 341 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,513 [both laugh] 342 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,732 Okay, well, that's crazy. 343 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,343 - We're in London. - Yeah. 344 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,954 Very nice, and... Okay. 345 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,522 See you, Mark. Yeah. 346 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,307 No, no, no. Nobody. She's nobody. 347 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,396 ♪ 348 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,098 [Sam laughs] 349 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,795 SAM: This is so... 350 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,449 These are so naughty. 351 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,320 [British accent]: They're so naughty. 352 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,670 [regular accent]: You guys have Benny Hill. We didn't have that. 353 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,804 [laughs] I would hide them from Nan. They're so dirty. 354 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,588 This store is the best. 355 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,634 Look, these are dirty postcards. 356 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,201 - These are, like, from my childhood. - Wait. 357 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:44,117 Yeah, really bad. What candy are you getting? 358 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,727 [laughter] 359 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:51,820 You know, I had a back-alley abortion in the 1950s. 360 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,692 Um... 361 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,826 It was done at a friend of your grandfather's home. 362 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,437 He was a doctor. On the dining room table, like this. 363 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:03,005 Why are you telling me this, Nan? 364 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:08,010 Because I love you, darling. That's why. 365 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,015 ♪ The next thing I knew, the stars♪ 366 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,278 ♪ Were eyes up in the night♪ 367 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:20,022 ♪ And the ocean breathing heavy like a beast♪ 368 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,503 ♪ I held you, but I don't know♪ 369 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,200 ♪ If I was strong enough to say♪ 370 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,028 ♪ How the way it felt...♪ 371 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,117 SAM: Oh, look at... Wow. 372 00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:33,122 ♪ May have been clouds or sun♪ 373 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,602 Isn't that incredible? 374 00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,691 ♪ I don't recall♪ 375 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,040 ♪ I was young♪ 376 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:41,565 ♪ May have been clouds♪ 377 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:42,827 ♪ Or sun♪ 378 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,526 ♪ I don't recall♪ 379 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,963 ♪ I was young♪ 380 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,922 ♪ May have been clouds♪ 381 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,360 ♪ Or sun♪ 382 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,058 ♪ I don't recall, I was young...♪ 383 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,930 PHYLLIS: Yoo-hoo! There you are. 384 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,715 Look what I've just found. 385 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,631 - Oh. - Isn't it just beautiful? 386 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,720 It's a music box. 387 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,852 It's quite Jewish. Look. 388 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,072 - FRANKIE: I love the artwork. - It is quite Jewish. 389 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,595 I'm going to buy it for you. 390 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,423 - What? For me? - Yes. 391 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,903 No, no, no, no. That... 392 00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,600 It's going to be a new family tradition. 393 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,559 We'll bring it out every year and play it. 394 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,169 Wait, what? Are you kidding me? 395 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,128 I can't even get people to sit down for dinner. 396 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,131 Now you're foisting a whole family tradition on us? 397 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,871 No, Phil. It's not happening. 398 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,134 I... 399 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,049 No. No. No. No. 400 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,354 - MAX: Mom. Hi. - Hi. 401 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,095 Do you mind if I go hang with some 402 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,662 of Gabbie's friends? Just for a little bit? 403 00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,533 No, no. Cute. 404 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,013 - Have fun. - Okay. 405 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,841 We'll meet back at the hotel, okay? 406 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,973 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 407 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,759 You okay, Mom? 408 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,369 What? 409 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,589 Yeah. Totally. 410 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,069 Okay. 411 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,896 - All right. I love you. - Okay. 412 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,898 - MAX: I'll see you later. - SAM: Love you. 413 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:56,466 [British accent]: Portobello Road. 414 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,859 [chuckles] 415 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,861 Ta-ra. 416 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,515 Bye. 417 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,300 - MAX: She said yes. - Oh, yay! 418 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,302 Cheerio. 419 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,130 I just bought it for you. 420 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,914 - No, no, no. - I had to. 421 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,308 - No, I don't want a tradition. No. - PHYLLIS: I just... N... 422 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,615 - I've already bought it. - No. How am I supposed to take that on the plane? 423 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,530 - No, please. - I told you I didn't want it. 424 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,488 It's got the most beautiful music that goes with it. 425 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,925 - I don't want the big thing. - Why not? You would love it. 426 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,493 - No, 'cause you're making me take it. - It doesn't weigh very much. 427 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,844 - I promise you. Because I... - No. I'm going in the hat store. 428 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,064 Well... 429 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,849 I'm going to have it anyway. I am going to have it. 430 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,334 [exhales] 431 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,294 Yes. 432 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,995 [chuckles]: Sorry. 433 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,257 Hi. 434 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,651 - Hi. - Hi. Good evening. 435 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,088 - No gang tonight? - No, 436 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,134 and that is quite all right by me 437 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,353 because I am sick of them. 438 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,529 [chuckles] You'd be surprised how often I hear that. 439 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,183 - [Sam chuckles] - What can I get you? 440 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,794 Um, a Pimm's Cup, please. 441 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,666 - BARTENDER: Mm-hmm. - SAM: Mm. 442 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:09,017 PHYLLIS: Oh! Hello. 443 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,411 That's where you are. Good, good, good. 444 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,414 With a shot of Jameson's. 445 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,082 [Sam exhales] 446 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:36,175 - Hit my knee. - PHYLLIS: Mm. 447 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,009 Don't help. 448 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,144 Thank you. 449 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,799 Oh, I'll have the same. 450 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:57,979 [chair squeaks] 451 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,068 Oh. 452 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,636 Did you just fart, or was that the chair? 453 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,161 [slurping through straw] 454 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:10,252 SAM: So, you and, uh, Benny. 455 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,081 [clears throat] What's the story there? 456 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,648 What do you mean? 457 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,693 Well, you know, 458 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:19,696 he's been spending a lot of time with you. 459 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,263 Us. 460 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,004 I don't know what you're getting at. 461 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,093 He's an old friend from my youth. 462 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:28,357 Someone with a bit of shared history. 463 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,708 Yeah, but I'm just saying, 464 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,581 do you guys, you know... 465 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:37,932 - Oh, dear God. Don't be vulgar, Sam. - [babbling] 466 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,761 [chuckles] 467 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:43,459 No. No. 468 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,418 [chuckles] 469 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,158 - Come on. - What? 470 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:50,249 I mean, he takes the train from Liverpool to see you, 471 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,076 just to be with you. 472 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,210 He's not a young dude. I'm just saying. 473 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:59,083 Well, a man never runs after a stopped bus, 474 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:01,085 my mother used to say. 475 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,914 [chuckles]: And anyway, this is not what you think it is. 476 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:07,309 It's about companionship. 477 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,311 - [Sam imitating creaking] - No. 478 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,139 [Phyllis laughs] 479 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,533 You are awful. 480 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,404 Stop it. 481 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:16,840 [laughs] 482 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,973 - [Sam whistling] - No. 483 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,453 SAM: Mm-hmm. 484 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,542 - No. - [groans] 485 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:26,459 Uh, I think we should have another two or three. 486 00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,330 You like some more? 487 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,158 - Yeah. - Course. 488 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,552 - You have any water? - BARTENDER: Flat or sparkling? 489 00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:35,294 We like the free kind, 490 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,948 - the tap. - BARTENDER: Sure. 491 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,864 [Phyllis laughing] 492 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,171 [Sam laughs] 493 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:46,305 - That's my mom. - Yes. 494 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,045 - [chuckles] - She's my darling daughter. 495 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,309 - SAM: Mm. - Well, sometimes. 496 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,659 - [smacks lips] Quite dry. [clears throat] - Yes. 497 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:55,879 - Parched. Mm. - Well, we've had quite a few, haven't we? 498 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:58,578 - SAM: Mm. - Um, I-I'll have some water, too. 499 00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,536 - Yep. - But I'll have the sparkling. 500 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:03,191 Just five seconds. Close my eyes. 501 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,367 Oh. 502 00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:08,109 I am so hungry. I should've eaten that... 503 00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:10,764 [British accent]: Scotch egg at the market today. 504 00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:12,548 My head is spinning. 505 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:15,769 - I'll get you some crackers. - Oof. 506 00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,814 - Phil. - Mm? 507 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:20,687 Mom, let's take a picture. 508 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,646 We hardly have any good pictures on this trip together. 509 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,387 - Come here. - Absolutely not. 510 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,433 - My hair. - Come here. 511 00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,739 Don't grab me. I'm not the cat's litter. 512 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,872 One sec. I love these stairs. 513 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,917 Just one. 514 00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,964 - Cool. Just stand still. - I've told you many times, 515 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:40,576 - I don't like a hand on my shoulder. - I want one cool selfie! 516 00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:45,451 - [grunting, groaning] - PHYLLIS: Sam?! 517 00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:50,760 Sam? 518 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:54,242 - Oh. - Jesus. 519 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:57,245 Ooh! 520 00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:58,594 [Sam groans] 521 00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:00,683 [laughing] 522 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,603 [groaning] 523 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,738 [exhales] 524 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:13,348 And the flowers. 525 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,177 - Ow! [grunts] - PHYLLIS: Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 526 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:19,528 - [groans, exhales] - [Phyllis laughing] 527 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,271 [chuckles] 528 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:26,709 [Sam inhales sharply, grunts] 529 00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:32,149 Okay. Let's just take it down a notch. 530 00:23:32,193 --> 00:23:34,500 All right. 531 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,632 What, am I a clown to you? 532 00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:38,634 PHYLLIS: Oh, dear. 533 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,897 I wish I had a hot-water bottle 534 00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:43,030 - for your back. - Okay. Okay. 535 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:44,858 - [Phyllis shushing] - Oof. 536 00:23:44,901 --> 00:23:47,251 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Okay. 537 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:49,645 [Phyllis grunting] 538 00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:52,082 - PHYLLIS: Go on, get undressed. No. - [groans] 539 00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:55,390 - Shh, shh. I want to get your shirt off. - No. 540 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,653 - Shh. Shh. - No. [grunts] 541 00:23:57,697 --> 00:24:00,134 Can I get this off, as well? 542 00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,179 - [grunts] - SAM: No. 543 00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:06,488 - I just want to get you into the bed. - [Sam grunts] 544 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,229 - [Phyllis grunts] - Get off. 545 00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:10,971 - Why is it so freezing cold in here? - [Sam groans] 546 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,973 I think I better get in bed with you 547 00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:16,150 - to warm you up. Yeah. Yeah. - No. No. No. No. 548 00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:19,545 - No. No. - There we are. 549 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:23,026 - No. - All those bedtimes 550 00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:26,465 with you as a baby, you were so difficult. 551 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,119 You were so colicky. 552 00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:32,862 It never made sense why you were such an incessant crier. 553 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,474 - Ow! - What? 554 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,998 - Don't. - Maybe... 555 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:42,263 Maybe it was because I refused to take those thalidomides 556 00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:44,744 that they were handing out like candy 557 00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:48,008 to combat morning sickness. 558 00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:50,793 - [exhales] - Thank you. 559 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:54,231 I have arms because of you. 560 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,496 I just didn't trust those doctors. 561 00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,847 [sighs] I just had to get on with things. 562 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:03,023 That was my lot. 563 00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:05,765 I had a runty little child 564 00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:09,377 that made me nauseous and cried a lot. 565 00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,031 - Don't. - [exhales] 566 00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:15,383 Oh, you were so difficult. 567 00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:17,254 [Phyllis sighs] 568 00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:19,996 You're difficult. 569 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,085 - [Phyllis chuckles] - [Sam snoring] 570 00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:28,483 [Phyllis sighs] 571 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,661 [Phyllis chuckles softly] 572 00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:37,840 Oh. [coughs, exhales] 573 00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:39,929 [windows opening] 574 00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:46,545 [Phyllis claps, rubs hands together] 575 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,763 SAM: Oh. 576 00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:50,374 - PHYLLIS: Hmm? - SAM: Phil. 577 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:53,290 - Hmm? - Phil, what did you do to me? 578 00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:55,815 I feel like you roofied me last night, 579 00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:59,775 like you-you violated me and crossed a line. 580 00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:03,039 - What did you do? - PHYLLIS: Oh, stop being so dramatic. 581 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,388 Let's go. 582 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,347 Sit up. Wake up. Snap to. 583 00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:09,742 It's a beautiful day out. One last bit of shopping. 584 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:12,701 What? No. No. 585 00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,442 We can't. 586 00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:16,096 We told Caroline 587 00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:19,795 we were gonna put her mom's ashes in Battersea. 588 00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:22,581 Mm, change of plans. 589 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:25,322 Nobody wants to go through a memorial 590 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:28,412 for someone we never knew. That's ridiculous. 591 00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:30,023 What? 592 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:32,460 No. We promised her. 593 00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:34,114 We can't go back on this. 594 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:38,248 Mom, honestly, like, Uncle Marion and Caroline, 595 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:41,034 - they can do that themselves. - SAM: What? 596 00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:42,992 Uh, no. That's rude. 597 00:26:43,036 --> 00:26:44,690 PHYLLIS: Also... 598 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:48,563 Ooh! [chuckles] 599 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,611 We have something to tell you. 600 00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:55,570 "We"? What? 601 00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:58,921 What? Wait. What? 602 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:01,228 What? Yes? 603 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:03,622 [smacks lips] 604 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:08,627 I won't be returning with you to America. 605 00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:13,327 [laughing] 606 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,243 - [back cracks] - Oh! 607 00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:18,637 Ow! [groans] 608 00:27:19,899 --> 00:27:22,553 Okay. Okay. 609 00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:24,468 You're... No. That's... 610 00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:27,080 You're crazy. Right? 611 00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:31,171 And Max has something to say, too. 612 00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:37,177 Um... Okay. 613 00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:45,359 I want to stay here, Mom. 614 00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:48,754 And it's not a joke, so-so don't laugh 615 00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:51,017 or make fun of the idea, okay? 616 00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,236 Gabbie has a room available in her flat, 617 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,760 and I want to do it. 618 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,764 Mom, I... I just, I... 619 00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:00,330 I have to make a change, 620 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:02,855 and I'm-I'm excited to make this change. 621 00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:04,378 I... 622 00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:07,773 I really don't want to go back right now. 623 00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:11,907 This feels bashert. 624 00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:13,996 It's good, Mom. 625 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:22,613 Yay! 626 00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:28,532 Wait. 627 00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:31,100 Really? What is... 628 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:33,886 What is happening? No. 629 00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:37,324 No. We came here together as a family. 630 00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:40,196 This is a... This is a family trip. 631 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,112 You don't do half a trip. It's a circle. 632 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:45,332 It's a nice circle. 633 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,943 There and back. 634 00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:50,598 You have to complete the circle. 635 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:55,603 Mom, there's no fucking circle. 636 00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:57,431 That-that doesn't exist. 637 00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,520 That's just in your head. 638 00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:03,002 [knocking on door] 639 00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:04,481 - [groans] - CAROLINE: Good morning! 640 00:29:04,525 --> 00:29:06,266 MARION: Hello, hello, hello, hello! 641 00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:09,791 - CAROLINE: Good morning. - MARION: Tallyho. 642 00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:13,360 - PHYLLIS: Come in. - MARION: Yes. Thank you so much. 643 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:15,579 Shock. Sam's not ready. 644 00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:17,146 Not even close. 645 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:19,540 Okay. [sighs] 646 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,847 Just... [sighs] 647 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,762 Give me one minute, okay? 648 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,546 I have a... Give me a minute. 649 00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,678 That minute is gone now. Let's go. 650 00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:29,593 - Let's go. - [Sam groans] 651 00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:31,682 MARION: Proud of you. Look, she's got shoes on. She... 652 00:29:31,726 --> 00:29:33,423 - Uh-oh. - Come here. 653 00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:35,208 - What's happening? - Congratulations 654 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:36,905 for liftoff of your throne. 655 00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:39,560 I got you psyllium husk for binding. 656 00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,736 Ha. Great. Thank you. That's hilarious. 657 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,217 Max, Phil, let's go downstairs, please, 658 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:45,827 while Sam gets ready. Thank you. 659 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,743 Okay, but take the husk. You need it. 660 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,746 Thank you. Because I'm just hanging on by a thread. 661 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,879 - Very thin. - I know how your stomach is. 662 00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:55,402 Breath. 663 00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:56,882 - [exhales] - Yeah. 664 00:29:56,925 --> 00:29:58,753 There's been a change of plans. 665 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,581 No, no, no, no, no. No change of plans. No. 666 00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:02,801 Caroline asked way in advance. We've all agreed. 667 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,150 We're doing this now. Let's go. 668 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,891 Your sister's not feeling very well, 669 00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:07,980 so we've decided to stay with her. 670 00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,459 Not feel...? She's hungover. 671 00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:10,896 And I don't believe for a second 672 00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:12,854 you're gonna stay with her in the hotel. 673 00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,203 The moment we leave, you're gone. 674 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:16,771 SAM: It's okay. I-I can do this. 675 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,860 I can go to Battersea. 676 00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:21,515 Yeah. Just give me... 677 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,651 It's fine, Marion. 678 00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:29,001 Phil is right. 679 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:32,656 We can do this on our own. 680 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,354 SAM: Uh... 681 00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:36,399 Caroline. [groans] 682 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:41,274 [door closes] 683 00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:43,842 [Marion sighs] 684 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,888 I'm gonna need a glass of water and a spoon. 685 00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,759 SAM: Caroline. Please, stop. 686 00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:51,153 Stop. Look, I had nothing to do with it. 687 00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:53,199 Phil ambushed me. 688 00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:54,765 [clears throat] 689 00:30:54,809 --> 00:30:57,159 Of course we can go to Battersea. 690 00:30:57,203 --> 00:31:00,075 We can? We have your permission? 691 00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:04,210 Oh, thank you so much, Sam. I am so grateful. 692 00:31:04,253 --> 00:31:05,733 What would we do without you? 693 00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:08,736 I appreciate you giving us your permission. 694 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:11,043 Thank you, Sam, our boss. 695 00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:12,958 Wow. 696 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,962 I... 697 00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:21,053 Okay. 698 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,968 Great. 699 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,581 Marion, I forgot my key. 700 00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:33,065 Mar. Phil. Max. 701 00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:35,589 ["When They Fight, They Fight" by Generationals playing] 702 00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,156 [sighs] 703 00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:55,478 [coughs] 704 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:03,704 What do you got in your hand? 705 00:32:03,747 --> 00:32:07,186 I'm saving a little bit of her for myself. 706 00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:09,710 ♪ And when they come home at night, they sing♪ 707 00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:15,150 ♪ I love you, baby♪ 708 00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:27,641 [laughing] 709 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:37,042 ♪ Was it too much too soon?♪ 710 00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:42,395 ♪ Or too little too late?♪ 711 00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:46,355 ♪ And then the words, they come to you♪ 712 00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:48,879 ♪ Driving away♪ 713 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:53,754 ♪ You just can't let it go♪ 714 00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:56,844 ♪ And when they fight, they fight♪ 715 00:32:58,411 --> 00:33:01,588 ♪ And when they come home at night, they say♪ 716 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:07,550 ♪ I love you, baby♪ 717 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:10,814 - ♪ - [dialogue inaudible] 718 00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:31,618 ♪ I love you, baby.♪ 719 00:33:58,471 --> 00:33:59,950 [trickling] 720 00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,301 [flushes] 721 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,390 [seagulls cawing] 722 00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:28,196 ["Head of Roses" by Flock of Dimes playing] 723 00:34:57,443 --> 00:34:59,488 ♪ 724 00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:07,583 ♪ I have never♪ 725 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:13,023 ♪ Known to travel♪ 726 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:18,028 ♪ By the compass♪ 727 00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:22,250 ♪ The names of stars♪ 728 00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:25,688 Lester. What...? 729 00:35:25,732 --> 00:35:28,474 ♪ I have never♪ 730 00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:33,696 ♪ Meant to travel♪ 731 00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:39,137 ♪ Far from places♪ 732 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:44,054 ♪ Where you are♪ 733 00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:46,144 [laughing] 734 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:48,885 ♪ Fear of the world♪ 735 00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:50,670 [Phyllis laughs] 736 00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:53,194 ♪ Head of roses♪ 737 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:55,022 [playful chatter] 738 00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:58,591 ♪ Sorry for yours♪ 739 00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:02,116 ♪ And for mine♪ 740 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:07,426 ♪ Free of the world♪ 741 00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:11,430 ♪ Head of roses♪ 742 00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:16,957 ♪ Leave me to learn♪ 743 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,048 ♪ Love is time♪ 744 00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:28,360 ♪ Leave me to learn♪ 745 00:36:29,796 --> 00:36:33,408 ♪ Love is time♪ 746 00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:38,500 ♪ Fear of the world♪ 747 00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:42,548 ♪ Head of roses♪ 748 00:36:42,591 --> 00:36:45,507 ♪ You'll never see♪ 749 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:51,339 ♪ Love is time.♪ 750 00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:08,791 - ♪ - [dialogue inaudible] 751 00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:22,152 Oh, your... is your mom good at cutting your hair? 752 00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:23,893 - Yeah, yeah, she's really good. - Oh. 753 00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:25,895 - Is yours not? - Well, she tried to cut my hair once, 754 00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:27,332 - and she gave me bangs. - Max. Honey. 755 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,116 - What? - Can I have a word? 756 00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:32,162 - PHYLLIS: For the, um... f-for some... - MAX: Yeah. 757 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:34,426 Or-or roses. 758 00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:36,993 But then, if I had a vegetable garden... 759 00:37:37,037 --> 00:37:39,039 I'm just thinking that maybe, 'cause I love flowers, 760 00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:42,216 but I'm thinking I could grow vegetables. 761 00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:47,221 I just want to bring you over here 762 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,397 to talk to you. 763 00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:52,270 [exhales] 764 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,010 Hi. 765 00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:56,535 - Hi. - Hi. 766 00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:59,407 Uh, yeah. Uh, do you know what happens 767 00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:01,322 to most 80-year-olds? 768 00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:02,932 Hmm? 769 00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:04,760 - Yes. - And don't just nod. 770 00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:06,719 No, seriously. Do you? 771 00:38:06,762 --> 00:38:09,504 Okay, they can be really cantankerous 772 00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:11,680 and they get really cranky. 773 00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:14,030 And they break down and they wear out 774 00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:17,686 and they get sick and they have accidents. 775 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:21,081 Honey, it's really, really hard. 776 00:38:21,124 --> 00:38:24,302 Mom, I'm not gonna be living with her. 777 00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:26,782 I'll be with Cousin Gabbie, she'll be with Ben, 778 00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:29,437 and I'll be close enough to Liverpool to keep an eye on her. 779 00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:33,311 Mom, Nan didn't ask me to do this. 780 00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,922 I want this. 781 00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:38,707 And it's not forever, Mom. 782 00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:41,667 [exhales] I know what I'm getting myself into. 783 00:38:45,627 --> 00:38:47,934 [exhales] 784 00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:50,023 [moaning] 785 00:38:57,987 --> 00:39:00,773 - [boot thuds] - [Sam moans] 786 00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:06,431 I want you to have my boots. 787 00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:13,351 Yes. I give them to you. 788 00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:15,918 Mm-hmm. They are yours. 789 00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:17,355 Yes. 790 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:19,748 I know you want. Mm-hmm. 791 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,142 Mom. 792 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,885 Yes. 793 00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:27,713 Yeah, but kind of... 794 00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:32,457 I just need 'em now 'cause we're still at the thing and... 795 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,937 Can I wear 'em for the rest of the night? 796 00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:40,421 [grunting]: But I will give them back to you 797 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:43,381 when we bid each other adieu. 798 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:45,121 Come here. 799 00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:48,429 - Come here. - [laughs softly] 800 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,127 [grunts] 801 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:53,521 [exhales] 802 00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:56,350 This is big. This is forward movement. 803 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,484 This is upward forward movement. 804 00:39:59,527 --> 00:40:03,662 This is, like, through the sky forward movement. 805 00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:08,057 PHYLLIS: Oh, no... I know. 806 00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:10,538 But we're going to share it. But, um... 807 00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:12,975 - It's a very good spread. - I... Frankie. 808 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:17,023 - Oh, that's... I didn't order that. - SAM: No, it's fine. 809 00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:19,460 - Sir, that's not... - It's... 810 00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:21,157 PHYLLIS: What do you mean? 811 00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:22,594 - No, because, yes... - MARION: It's an elegant one. 812 00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:24,160 - PHYLLIS: '76, though. - SAM: Mm-hmm. 813 00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:26,249 [clears throat] 814 00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:29,339 [glass thudding] 815 00:40:29,383 --> 00:40:31,472 Oh, that's not satisfying. 816 00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:33,518 I... Yeah. Hello. 817 00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:35,520 Hello. 818 00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,043 [clears throat] 819 00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:39,915 Uh, yes. Hello. 820 00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:43,745 I just wanted to take a moment and say, 821 00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:50,012 to the Darby-Corbyn-Fox- Lee-Smith-Hughes family, 822 00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:53,929 welcome, welcome, and thank you all 823 00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:57,324 for being on this adventure with us. 824 00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:59,152 This family trip. 825 00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:02,590 We are so fortunate to have all of us 826 00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:05,332 here together right now. 827 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,465 All of us together. 828 00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:09,510 And... 829 00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:12,644 We should eat. It's getting cold. 830 00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:14,080 ALL: Aye! 831 00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:15,734 [laughter] 832 00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:19,302 Uh, I... Just... 833 00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:21,783 Yeah, um... 834 00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:25,004 One more thing. Yeah. 835 00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:27,920 And, uh, Phil and Max, 836 00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:30,923 I just want to say... 837 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,228 [exhales sharply] 838 00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:34,361 ...good luck with your new lives 839 00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:35,884 here in England. 840 00:41:35,928 --> 00:41:37,756 Mm-hmm. 841 00:41:37,799 --> 00:41:41,063 They won't be returning to the United States with us. 842 00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:42,891 Yes. 843 00:41:42,935 --> 00:41:44,414 That is all. 844 00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:46,504 Aye! 845 00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:48,767 [Sam clears throat] 846 00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:50,551 Wait, Mom, sorry, what? 847 00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:53,075 SAM: It's totally fine, everyone. 848 00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:55,208 Everything is totally fine. 849 00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:57,906 If you have any questions, please don't ask me. 850 00:41:57,950 --> 00:42:01,388 Phil and Max will be fielding all of them. 851 00:42:01,431 --> 00:42:05,435 Again, do not come to me with any questions. 852 00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:07,350 You'll have to ask them. 853 00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:10,092 None of this was my idea. 854 00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:13,226 Thank you all. Um... 855 00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:15,881 Good night, London. Good night, Detroit. 856 00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:18,057 - Oh, yes. - Good night, Detroit. 857 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:19,754 [laughter] 858 00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:22,583 DUKE: Wait, Nan, why are... 859 00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:25,151 - What, what? - PHYLLIS: N-No, but... 860 00:42:25,194 --> 00:42:26,979 Oh, darling. 861 00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:29,764 Exactly, it comes... 862 00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:31,505 SAM: She knows. 863 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,376 You know. You know, too. 864 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:35,553 - Okay. Yeah. - Frankie. Well, don't... 865 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,032 - PHYLLIS: Um... - ...like, shut down. 866 00:42:37,076 --> 00:42:38,643 How you doing? 867 00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:41,167 Yeah, no, it's great. 868 00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,386 Sounds... great. 869 00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:44,953 PHYLLIS: I didn't actually know that, um, 870 00:42:44,997 --> 00:42:46,955 your mom was going to tell you in this way. 871 00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:48,478 SAM: Please don't be mad at me. 872 00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:50,002 This wasn't my idea. 873 00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:52,134 Mad? Are you kidding me? 874 00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:53,832 This is incredible. 875 00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:56,704 Our mother is no longer in our jurisdiction. 876 00:42:56,748 --> 00:43:00,490 She's going to be in European airspace. 877 00:43:00,534 --> 00:43:03,406 Greenwich Mean Time. 878 00:43:03,450 --> 00:43:05,408 We don't have to worry about her anymore. 879 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:07,715 She doesn't live in America. 880 00:43:07,759 --> 00:43:09,630 So that's it, then? 881 00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:11,676 Just get her out of your hair? 882 00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,157 No, not all. This is good for her. 883 00:43:15,201 --> 00:43:17,638 This could add years to her life. 884 00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:20,467 A change like this is a chosen change. 885 00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:22,425 Most people get old, you stick 'em in a home, 886 00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:23,949 throw a thin blanket over their legs, 887 00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:25,646 point 'em towards the sun, 888 00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:27,909 they're dead in three fucking days. 889 00:43:27,953 --> 00:43:30,390 No, this is what Phil wants. 890 00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:32,871 This is a masterstroke. 891 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,659 And all those years, you said you wanted to put her in a home. 892 00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:41,531 Yes, and I was wrong. Is that what you want to hear? 893 00:43:41,575 --> 00:43:44,665 Actually, yeah, say it again. That's my favorite. 894 00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:46,362 You know, I'm not worried about her. 895 00:43:46,406 --> 00:43:48,364 Be honest, I'm much more worried about you. 896 00:43:48,408 --> 00:43:50,889 - What are you going to do? - What do you mean? 897 00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:52,891 Without your plus-one, your significant other. 898 00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:55,067 Your mom-boyfriend, Phil. 899 00:43:56,068 --> 00:43:57,460 Oh. 900 00:43:57,504 --> 00:43:59,549 That's kind of true. 901 00:43:59,593 --> 00:44:01,639 [sighs] 902 00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:04,903 That woman takes up a lot more of your life than you realize. 903 00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:07,035 And now with Max gone, too, 904 00:44:07,079 --> 00:44:09,037 soon Frankie, then Duke-- then what? 905 00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:12,867 Freedom? 906 00:44:12,911 --> 00:44:15,391 Uh-huh. Okay. 907 00:44:15,435 --> 00:44:17,089 Whatever you say. 908 00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:19,569 Just don't come knocking on our door every afternoon 909 00:44:19,613 --> 00:44:21,310 with some chicken dish, saying... 910 00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:25,140 [imitating Phyllis]: "Yoo-hoo. Anybody hungry? Ha!" 911 00:44:25,184 --> 00:44:26,794 [mimicking]: "Ha!" 912 00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:29,754 You're a lot more like Phyllis than you think. 913 00:44:30,755 --> 00:44:32,452 [groans] 914 00:44:32,495 --> 00:44:35,194 [piano playing soft melody] 915 00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:41,243 PHYLLIS: ♪ Now is the hour♪ 916 00:44:42,288 --> 00:44:45,944 - ♪ When we must say goodbye♪ - MARION: Wh-What? 917 00:44:48,424 --> 00:44:53,429 - ♪ Soon you'll be sailing♪ - [sobs] 918 00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:59,044 ♪ Far across the sea♪ 919 00:45:00,654 --> 00:45:06,094 ♪ While you're away♪ 920 00:45:06,138 --> 00:45:11,709 ♪ Oh, please remember me♪ 921 00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:16,626 ♪ When you return♪ 922 00:45:16,670 --> 00:45:21,631 ♪ You'll find me waiting♪ 923 00:45:21,675 --> 00:45:23,721 ♪ Here♪ 924 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:30,423 ♪ I'll dream of you♪ 925 00:45:30,466 --> 00:45:35,776 ♪ If you will dream of me♪ 926 00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:42,783 ♪ Each hour I'll miss you♪ 927 00:45:42,827 --> 00:45:47,745 ♪ Here across the sea♪ 928 00:45:49,007 --> 00:45:54,577 ♪ It's not goodbye♪ 929 00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:59,104 ♪ It's just a sweet adieu♪ 930 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:04,326 ♪ Soon I'll come sailing♪ 931 00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:08,243 ♪ Across the seas♪ 932 00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:12,117 ♪ To you♪ 933 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,727 [sighs] 934 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:17,644 ♪ While I'm away♪ 935 00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:23,476 ♪ Oh, please remember me♪ 936 00:46:25,347 --> 00:46:29,438 ♪ When you return♪ 937 00:46:29,482 --> 00:46:32,180 ♪ You'll find me♪ 938 00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:36,184 ♪ Waiting♪ 939 00:46:36,228 --> 00:46:40,972 ♪ Here.♪ 940 00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:47,805 [applause] 941 00:46:48,936 --> 00:46:51,373 - PHYLLIS: Thank you. - PIANO MAN: Lovely. 942 00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:53,462 It's his playing. 943 00:46:55,377 --> 00:46:56,988 - SAM: Phil! - MARION: Bravo, brava! 944 00:46:57,031 --> 00:46:58,816 [Phyllis chuckling] 945 00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:10,610 WOMAN [over P.A.]: Flight D6553 is now delayed. 946 00:47:10,653 --> 00:47:13,656 Please, can all passengers report to desk 12? 947 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:16,137 [jet engine whooshing] 948 00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:18,139 [indistinct chatter] 949 00:47:18,183 --> 00:47:20,533 [over P.A.]: Please don't leave your bags unattended. 950 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:22,796 Any unattended bags will be taken 951 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,581 and subject to a security search. 952 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,670 [indistinct chatter] 953 00:47:32,371 --> 00:47:34,634 [over P.A.]: Attention, Sydney-bound passengers. 954 00:47:34,677 --> 00:47:36,592 We have a completely full flight. 955 00:47:36,636 --> 00:47:39,508 I would like to remind you that all carry-on luggage 956 00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:43,991 is limited to one personal item and one carry-on item. 957 00:47:49,692 --> 00:47:54,175 [over P.A.]: Flight D7183 to Amsterdam 958 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:57,265 is now leaving from Gate 18. 67166

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