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I'll be by the plants. 8 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:44,131 [indistinct chatter] 9 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:46,220 [sucks in through teeth] 10 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,624 [clears throat] 11 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:02,105 Excuse me. 12 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,107 I can't help but notice 13 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:06,240 that you're wearing a Land of the Lost jacket? 14 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:07,589 Yes? 15 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,634 Are you Sid or Marty? 16 00:01:09,678 --> 00:01:12,159 I'm Marty, the good-looking one. 17 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:15,466 Oh, my God. This is unbelievable. 18 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,468 I'm your biggest fan. 19 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,340 I don't even know what to say. 20 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:20,906 Look, I'm shaking. 21 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,082 Don't get excited. 22 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,996 I'm only a human being. 23 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,476 And, by the way, what's your name? 24 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,739 - I'm Sam. - Sam. 25 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:29,132 What's your profession? 26 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:32,048 Well, I-I'm an actor, and also recently 27 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,746 I've been lucky enough to be employed behind the scenes. 28 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:36,313 Like, like what you do. 29 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,533 You know what-- and this is important-- 30 00:01:38,576 --> 00:01:40,230 don't ever let them fuck you. 31 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,928 And let me give you some advice that my dad gave me. 32 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:45,583 Don't ever, ever give up. 33 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:47,368 'Cause if you give up on Tuesday, 34 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:49,326 there is no Wednesday, 35 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,415 and Wednesday could've been the day. 36 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:53,156 I have something to give you. 37 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,724 - My card. - [gasps] 38 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,204 You got to promise me 39 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:59,684 you'll only sell it if you need the cash. 40 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,251 I promise. 41 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:05,168 Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Marty. 42 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:07,736 I will treasure this. Can I give you a hug? 43 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:09,520 Absolutely. 44 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:14,786 - [whoops] - Can you buy me the flowers? 45 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,614 - Hey, Marty! - [laughs]: Yeah! 46 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,442 - Oh. - Thank you so much, Marty. 47 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:21,010 - Bye. - Oh, my God. Do you guys know who that is? 48 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,707 - He's a legend. - Yeah, he's a regular. - Yeah, Mom. 49 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:24,187 You brought me up watching his shows. 50 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:26,189 [laughing]: Oh, my God, I'm done! 51 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:28,148 - Dead! [squeals] - Did he give you his card? 52 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:30,280 Oh, he gives everybody his card, 53 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:31,890 which isn't smart for a minor celebrity, 54 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,805 if you really think about it. 55 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,633 Because, you know, flooding the market depreciates its value. 56 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,679 [groans] 57 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:38,854 Oh. 58 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:40,290 [gasps] 59 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:42,336 - Guys! - FRANKIE: Mom, no. 60 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:45,426 - Really? - Okay, "humans," "human people." 61 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:48,820 - Look! - Mom! Don't touch it. 62 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:50,605 Okay. Okay. 63 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:52,911 Lens cloth. 64 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:54,913 - FRANKIE: God. - SAM: Oh, my God. 65 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:57,525 Some little girl lost her cell phone. 66 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:59,091 - Again, with the gender assumptions. - JASON: Oh, sad. 67 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:02,486 Okay, Rip Taylor lost his cell phone. Whatever. 68 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:05,359 - Jesus. - Wow. 69 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:08,971 Aw... 70 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:10,625 Maybe there's an address on here 71 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,017 - or something. - Ridiculous woman. 72 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:14,063 Mom, can we hurry, please? 73 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:16,979 - We have to drop off Jason at home. - Well, what do I do with this? 74 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:18,850 I-I don't know. Look for ICE on it. 75 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:21,723 - What's "ICE"? - What is "ICE"? 76 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,420 "In Case of Emergency." 77 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:24,769 Just tap it. 78 00:03:24,813 --> 00:03:26,249 Okay, see? Right there. ICE. 79 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:28,295 Mom and Dad. Call the dad. 80 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,557 Call the dad. 81 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:34,344 [line ringing] 82 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:35,911 MAN [over phone]: !¡Hola, chaparrita! 83 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:37,304 Are you calling papá from your room? 84 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:40,132 Oh, hi. Actually, it's not chaparrita, 85 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:42,222 but I do have her phone. 86 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:43,919 Que? What? You do? 87 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:45,050 Where did you get it? Where is my daughter? 88 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:46,791 - [gunshots] - [gasps] Oh! 89 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,532 - [screams, panicked chatter] - Get down! - Hello? 90 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,273 Hello?! What's happening?! Are those gunshots? 91 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:52,275 - Um, yeah. That-that was... - Is my daughter there? 92 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,321 - Where are you? - That was gunshots, but she's not here. 93 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,192 - Is my daughter okay? Ay, Dios mío. - I just, I don't know. 94 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,541 - Tell me what's happening! - I-I have to call you back. 95 00:03:57,585 --> 00:04:00,544 It's okay, it's okay. It's okay. 96 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:02,067 It's okay. Stay down. 97 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:04,287 - Fuck was that? - Get down. Get down. 98 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:07,421 - [groans] - SAM: Jesus. - [tires screech] 99 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,423 - [van engine revs] - Oh. 100 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:13,078 [panicked chatter in distance] 101 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:15,864 - You okay? Oh, my God. - Jesus. Stay down. 102 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:17,257 Stay down. 103 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,132 What happened? 104 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,090 Welcome to Van Nuys. 105 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:26,309 Email me. 106 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:30,052 [exhales sharply] 107 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,881 Oh, I'm so sorry. 108 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:34,796 Let's get you home, Jason. 109 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,625 He shot into the sky? Was he an idiot? 110 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,149 All those bullets have to land somewhere. 111 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:42,107 That's exactly what I said, Gran. 112 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:44,675 Somebody stole a shipment of wine. 113 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:46,329 Frankie googled it. 114 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:49,637 Well, all we can do is be grateful no one was hurt. 115 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,813 We don't need another injury in the family. 116 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:54,990 Another injury? What do you mean? 117 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:58,254 Well, you know, after Max broke her nose. 118 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,690 The business with the hospital. 119 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:02,345 No. I don't know, Phil. 120 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,478 [chuckles]: Oh, dear. 121 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,436 I wasn't supposed to... [clears throat] 122 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,351 No, hello, please, or are we just gonna pretend 123 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:09,744 that you didn't just tell me 124 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:11,354 that my daughter was in the hospital? 125 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:12,921 Max took care of it. 126 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,966 I paid the bill through her lawyer. 127 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,360 They won't be bothering us anymore. 128 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,623 SAM: How much did you pay this person? 129 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:23,148 Phil? 130 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:25,934 $7,000. 131 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,154 And he wanted more for her bail. 132 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:31,809 Don't go anywhere. We're coming right over. 133 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,729 Mom, relax. 134 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:41,341 I'm very relaxed. 135 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,213 [Sam sighs heavily] 136 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:45,867 It's fine. 137 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,303 [knocks] 138 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,913 Phil? 139 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:51,699 I don't understand. Did it even sound like Max? 140 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:53,135 She told me it was her, 141 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:55,355 but she said her voice sounded odd 142 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,269 because she was in a car accident 143 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:58,836 and her nose was full of gauze. 144 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,185 And you just believed this? 145 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,144 Well, I had my suspicions, 146 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:03,885 but the hospital administrator 147 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:05,626 said that they would refuse to release her 148 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,105 unless I paid her bill. 149 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:10,326 Phil, that wasn't a hospital administrator. 150 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,328 [sighs] I realize that now. 151 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,895 I wasn't born yesterday. 152 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:16,637 But at the end of the day, what did they take? 153 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,813 - It's just money. - Phil. 154 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:21,032 They have your information. 155 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,686 Your accounts. Your address. 156 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,296 FRANKIE: Mom, can you please stop freaking out? 157 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:26,037 We've already filed the police report. 158 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,996 Apparently, it's been happening to tons of people 159 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:30,477 - in Los Angeles. - Who filed a police report? 160 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,784 - You and Max? - No. Me and Gran. 161 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,786 Um, surprisingly enough, Max-- 162 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,527 "the, uh, oldest, the mature one"-- 163 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,834 was not involved at all. 164 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:42,663 I did it all. I handled it. 165 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:45,405 You see? All taken care of. 166 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:51,236 Was anyone planning on telling me any of this?! 167 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,803 FRANKIE: Mom, don't get hysterical. 168 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:55,284 You see, this is exactly why we decided 169 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,634 it would be a sister secret. 170 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,593 SAM: A what? 171 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,464 It's when we all collectively decide 172 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,379 to keep something from you, 173 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,338 because you're insane and blow everything out of proportion. 174 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:09,429 So, everyone's a sister? 175 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,300 Even her? 176 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:14,346 And I'm over here, not a sister. 177 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:16,348 Just a lonely turd floating around 178 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:17,959 in the pickle jar by myself. 179 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:19,961 Is that how this works? 180 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:23,312 Okay, Gran. I'm gonna help you with your groceries. 181 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:25,836 I got you that cinnamon cookie dough that you love. 182 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,013 Oh, wonderful. You're so good to me. 183 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,275 Yeah! [laughs] 184 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:32,713 I'm so lucky. 185 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,802 [Phyllis laughing] 186 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:38,196 [exhales]: Ooh... 187 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:40,547 [sighs] 188 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:44,159 ["Kings of Sport" by Queen's Hall Light Orchestra playing] 189 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:46,770 ♪ 190 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,430 Eddie of Western Costume! 191 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,518 Hey, Sam. 192 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,128 - Good to see you. - You, too. 193 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:59,130 Oh, hi. Um... 194 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:01,350 What did you just call me? 195 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,483 Uh, nothing. I said, "Hi, um..." 196 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:06,355 Oh, I thought you called me "ma'am." 197 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,835 Oh, no. No. 198 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:09,489 Uh, I'm here for a fitting 199 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:11,795 for the Untitled Robert Fair Morriss Project. 200 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,449 This is Dragnet 22. 201 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,364 - Oh... - Look, reception's up front. 202 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:17,366 Make sure you're parked in the right zone or you'll get towed. 203 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:19,977 [imitating Jack Webb]: "Okay. Thank you very much. 204 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:22,197 Thank you, ma'am. Just the facts, ma'am." 205 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,677 Oh. That was... 206 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,027 No, that's a Dragnet reference. 207 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,943 That was not-- You-You're too young to know it. 208 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,945 I'm 54. 209 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,557 [whispers]: 54? 210 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,820 Holy fucking shit. 211 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,648 Hello? 212 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,737 [playing melody] 213 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,653 Dun. 214 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,176 - Hello? - [bell rings gently] 215 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,352 Anybody here? 216 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,790 - Bueller? - [rings] 217 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,096 Okay. 218 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,708 I guess I'll just sign myself in. 219 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,579 Signing my... 220 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:57,885 self. 221 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,756 [bells ring] 222 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,584 [chuckles] 223 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,151 ["S.O.B" by Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats playing] 224 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,414 1970 winter hats. 225 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,329 1960 wig caps. 226 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:10,027 Novelty resort straw... 227 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:13,553 ♪ I'm gonna need someone to help me♪ 228 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:16,556 ♪ And nobody's gonna give a damn♪ 229 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,298 ♪ Son of a bitch♪ 230 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:22,605 ♪ Give me a drink♪ 231 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,433 ♪ One more night♪ 232 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:27,001 ♪ This can't be me♪ 233 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:29,003 ♪ Son of a bitch♪ 234 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,265 ♪ If I can't get clean...♪ 235 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,180 I love this. 236 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:34,748 Oh, my God. Shoes. 237 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:38,621 - ♪ My heart was breaking♪ - Max would love those. 238 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,102 - ♪ Hands are shaking♪ - Ooh. 239 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,626 - ♪ Bugs are crawling all over me♪ - What? What? 240 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:47,108 I'll just steal all the hats from the hab'dashery. 241 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,676 ♪ Son of a bitch♪ 242 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:52,374 ♪ Give me a drink♪ 243 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,463 ♪ One more night♪ 244 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:55,682 ♪ This can't be me♪ 245 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,118 ♪ Son of a bitch♪ 246 00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:01,035 ♪ If I can't get clean♪ 247 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,819 ♪ I'm gonna drink my life away♪ 248 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,342 ♪ Yeah♪ 249 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,127 ♪ Oh♪ 250 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,650 Whoa. 251 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,653 ♪ Oh♪ 252 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,915 [chuckles] 253 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,308 My people. 254 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,789 - ♪ Oh...♪ - [chuckles] 255 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:18,661 This is so nice. 256 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,837 Sam Fox? 257 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,666 I... Hi. That's me. 258 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,800 You're 15 minutes late, and we have rolling fittings today. 259 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,759 - Shall we go? - Yes. Yes. 260 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,848 Sorry about that. 261 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,198 [gasps] Oh. 262 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,547 - Shall we go? - Coming right now. 263 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,288 I'm coming. 264 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,638 Yes. 265 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,685 [clears throat] 266 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,382 Thirty-four. 267 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,520 Thirty-seven. 268 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,695 [quietly]: Jesus. 269 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,828 32 and a half. 270 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,569 Oh. 271 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:02,052 [grunts] 272 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,750 [sputters] 273 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,061 [chuckles] 274 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:15,413 I know. I try clothes on like that in the store. 275 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:18,373 Sorry. Yes. [clears throat] 276 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:22,769 [grunts] Oh. Okay. 277 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,771 Thirty-eight. 278 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,468 Twenty-seven. 279 00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:28,426 27. Here. 280 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,342 This. Put this on. 281 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:32,953 Oh, right here? 282 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:36,565 I mean, can I just go in the changing room? 283 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,785 [chuckles]: This is the changing room. 284 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,353 Okay. Could I ask if... 285 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:45,574 You mind-- Could you guys turn around for a minute? 286 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,923 How about this? 287 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,751 If you're uncomfortable, 288 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,014 then you turn around and undress. 289 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:54,148 That way I can still see you and do my job. 290 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,019 I totally get you. 291 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,021 You know what? I wanted to see... 292 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,154 There's a little space back here, 293 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:03,287 'cause I feel better that way. [chuckles] 294 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,854 I'm shy. 295 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:05,899 Little shy. 296 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,204 [sighs] 297 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,252 [exhales sharply] 298 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,515 [clears throat] 299 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,779 - [clears throat] - You don't like it? 300 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,346 What? No. 301 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,783 This is great. 302 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,176 I don't know if you know this, Sam, 303 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,830 but you are so pretty. 304 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,527 Oh. 305 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,963 - Mm. - Can you take it in? 306 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,923 Like, really take it in? 307 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,403 Yes. Yes. 308 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,884 Thank you very much. Taking it in. 309 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,017 Putting it into my pocket. 310 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,846 - I'm so... pretty. - [quiet chatter] 311 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,413 [sighs] 312 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,810 - [quiet chatter continues] - [exhales sharply] 313 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:48,985 [clears throat] 314 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,684 Uh, is there a bathroom nearby? 315 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,512 I really have to go to the bathroom. 316 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:55,862 JANNA: You have to go? 317 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,777 - Like, right now? This second? - Yes. 318 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,735 - Yeah, I didn't have to go until... - [Janna sighs heavily] 319 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,955 ...you put this corset on me, 320 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,565 - but I-- Yeah. Thank you. - It's on the other side of the building. 321 00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,567 I'll be right back. Ow! 322 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,396 Thespians. Wow. 323 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,485 MAN: That's the one. Let's take a look at that. 324 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,966 - WOMAN: Okay. - The one that says... [chuckling] 325 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,924 - It looks like my mom's. Yeah, that's the one. - Ron! 326 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,580 - SAM: I love you! - Oh, no, Sammie Fox. 327 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,016 - Is that you? - Ron. 328 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,062 - Oh, look at you. - Hi! 329 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,890 - [chuckling] - My God. 330 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,326 - Don't ask. What... - No. 331 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,806 [laughs]: What are you doing here? 332 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,242 Same as you, a costume fitting 333 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,505 for this sitcom shooting in San Francisco. 334 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,376 One of those new fancy streamers, 335 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,900 and I'm executive producer. 336 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,859 That's so good, Ron. 337 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,427 - I think I hate the movie I'm doing. - What? 338 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,298 I thought you were directing now. 339 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,866 I saw your episodes of Happy & Broke last year. 340 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:49,176 I was, but now I'm back to doing whatever this is, I guess. 341 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,612 You want me to put you in the mix? 342 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,744 I'm putting you in the mix, Sam. 343 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,572 We're hiring only female directors right now. 344 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,531 We're trying to save some spots for older women. 345 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:57,706 - For older women? - Yeah. 346 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,577 [laughs]: Oh, okay. Thank you. 347 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:00,927 No, I mean like really old, like over-the-hill old. 348 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,058 You'd be perfect. 349 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,539 Perfect. [laughs] 350 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,889 No, listen, Sam, this is right up your alley. 351 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,283 Show's all about family, new beginnings, 352 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,850 and pain-in-the-ass kids. 353 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,896 You know, I really want to, but I'm stuck on this thing, 354 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,985 and I have no idea how long it's gonna go. 355 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,596 Might be a way you can do both. Talk to your agents. 356 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,730 Remember all those years ago, your dad coming on the set? 357 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,167 We'd laugh our tits off. 358 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,603 Man, we had a ball. 359 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,042 That said, uh, he knew all my bad traits, 360 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:31,000 so I don't think he really wanted me around 361 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,872 his adorable-ass daughter. 362 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,091 Oh, Ron. [chuckles] 363 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,310 You're doing the gig, Sam. 364 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,225 Okay, come play with us. 365 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:40,401 And I promise, I won't play too rough. 366 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:44,144 - Still so bad. - Yeah. You know me. 367 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,406 - I know! - Give me, give me, give me. 368 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,321 Aw... 369 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,453 Wow, you just lifted me right up. 370 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,020 I'm gonna see you, Sam. 371 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,109 - [spits] I hope so. Bye. - Yeah, you will. You will. 372 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,329 SAM: Wow, I'm really excited. 373 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,853 ♪ Petticoat, Petticoat, Junction, Junction.♪ 374 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,594 - RON: All right, where were we? - SAM: See you, Ron! 375 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,378 RON: All right, darling. All right. 376 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,426 [phone rings] 377 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,950 - Hi, Mal. - You shouldn't FaceTime and drive. 378 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,126 - What do you want, Mal? - How'd the fitting go? 379 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,780 [clears throat] Not great. 380 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,651 [grunts] Yes. 381 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,567 I stood there for five hours while that Nazi lady 382 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,439 yanked me like a stretch doll. 383 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,702 MAL: Ha! That's hilarious! First of all, 384 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,618 - Janna Morghenstal is Danish, not German. - Ow. Ow, ow, ow. 385 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,447 And secondly, she's a fucking vampire genius. 386 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,144 She's known for her coats. 387 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:31,060 - It's like... [laughs] - [exhales sharply] 388 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,627 I don't know, Mal. 389 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,108 This whole thing is giving me shpilkes. 390 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,937 Nobody's being clear about the shooting schedule. 391 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,331 Did you know that they're shooting in Belarus? 392 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,987 - Belarus? - Hundreds of extras, really complicated. 393 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:48,295 At least I'll get to chill in Belarus with Donald Glover. 394 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,992 [scoffs] He won't be going. 395 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,168 They're shooting him out in Indiana and are cheating it. 396 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,040 You will be there for three weeks. 397 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,390 - Mostly night shoots. - Five, actually. 398 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,174 Listen, honey, I swear to God, 399 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,437 this project, it's gonna be great for your profile. 400 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:03,353 - Why, though? - I just told you. Your acting career. 401 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,355 You can find a way to make this work, right? 402 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:06,878 I didn't do it right. I know. 403 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,793 Five weeks? On another continent? 404 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,012 - [exhales] - I can't do that. 405 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,361 It's like bird cages. 406 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,450 - I have responsibilities. - Yes. 407 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,062 Mal, is it too late for me to get out of this? 408 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,846 I have only had one fitting. 409 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,979 I need to know what I'm doing, 410 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,372 - and this makes me feel out of control. - Oh. Okay. 411 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,157 I can do that. Thank you. 412 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,073 This is a mistake, Mal. 413 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,118 I can't. I can't go. 414 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:33,253 I feel stupid. I... 415 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,559 I feel like I-I-I-I... 416 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:39,172 I don't love it enough, Mal. 417 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,261 I don't know if I love acting enough 418 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,611 to do this, Mal. 419 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,875 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is a sin. 420 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,920 This is a shonda. 421 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:52,141 You never turn down work, ever. 422 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:57,146 My people come from laborers and hardworking survivors. 423 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,148 Oh, God. 424 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,672 Oh, God, Mal. Mal. 425 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,935 Please, please get me off of this movie. 426 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:06,503 Please. I can't believe I was wearing that. 427 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,114 I hate it. 428 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:11,247 I can't. I can't, I can't wear the wishbone. 429 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:14,859 Mal, I feel like I'm moving backwards, 430 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,123 and I need to move forwards. 431 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,647 Please. Please, please. 432 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,997 Please, please, please, please, please. 433 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,738 - Please. - Okay, you'll sleep on it? 434 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,957 [sighs heavily] No. 435 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,873 - A little sleep on this one? - Nope. Nerp. No. 436 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:33,661 - I feel so good deciding this. Don't you, Mal? - Why would I feel good? 437 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,098 - But I am here to support you, so... yes. - [exhales] 438 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,665 Fabulous. Nice speech, Norma Rae. 439 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,710 Yes. I feel alive! 440 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,148 Oh, yes! Yes! 441 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:45,020 ["Addressed to Me" by Surgeons in Heat playing] 442 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,458 - Padres. - ♪ My baby's got it all♪ 443 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:52,114 ♪ Ain't what it used to be♪ 444 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:56,771 - ♪ I give you all the world♪ - Can't get the dumb thing off. 445 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,294 - ♪ And I found the melody♪ - Expos. 446 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:01,123 [popping lips] 447 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,647 - Thank you. - ♪ When you wake up♪ 448 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:07,216 - ♪ You found this note, it was addressed to me♪ - Okay. 449 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,830 - Cardinals. - ♪ When you wake up, you found this note♪ 450 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,224 - Yes. - ♪ It was addressed to me♪ 451 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,187 - ♪ And right before the fall♪ - [gasps] 452 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:24,059 - Fuck you, garlic. Ow. - ♪ You were looking back at me♪ 453 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,108 - ♪ I never see you anymore♪ - Mmm. Oh, fuck. 454 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,634 ♪ You left a mystery♪ 455 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,680 - I just saw... Angels. - ♪ When you wake up♪ 456 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:37,986 ♪ You found this note♪ 457 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:41,468 ♪ It was addressed to me♪ 458 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,212 ♪ When you wake up, you found this note♪ 459 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:49,040 ♪ It was addressed to me.♪ 460 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,738 No, you can't have any. 461 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,784 Okay. Ooh, the ballots. 462 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,355 - [indistinct chatter on TV] - [phone chimes] 463 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,448 [groans] 464 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,450 Serious? 465 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:13,108 Frankie. Jason. 466 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,675 Honey baby, come on. 467 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:17,068 - It's starting. - Mom, look at this. 468 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,722 - LESTER: Are you there? - [gasps] 469 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,681 - Oh! - This is marvelous. 470 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,857 We should've been doing this for years. 471 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,467 Yes, it is something. 472 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:25,642 It was good to see the girls. 473 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,428 Yes, they're quite grown. 474 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,734 - FRANKIE: Don't you love that? - You've got a lot of wrinkles. 475 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,127 SAM: Where did you find this? 476 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,563 FRANKIE: I made a screen recording. 477 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,738 You've got a bald spot. 478 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,784 [laughing] 479 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:40,048 SAM: [laughs] Oh, Uncle Lester. Oh, my God. 480 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,659 I miss him. 481 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,183 Same. 482 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,097 - [door opens] - Oh! - Whoa! 483 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,797 Ooh, it's wind-ing. 484 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,799 Remember when you were a little girl 485 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,062 and you used to say, "Mama, it's wind-ing"? 486 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:56,499 - You love the wind. - Yeah, during the day. 487 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,066 I don't fuck with the wind at night. 488 00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,242 [chuckles]: Oh, my God. 489 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,070 [singsongy]: Ooh... 490 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:05,378 Auntie Em! Surrender, Dorothy! 491 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,249 [laughs] Wow. 492 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,859 - [Frankie groans] - Are you ready to go? 493 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:09,947 FRANKIE: Yeah. 494 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,253 What? 495 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,776 What? You're leaving? 496 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,430 Yeah. Jason's brother has a concert, 497 00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,302 - and we promised we would go. - Wait a second. 498 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,694 I planned a whole thing. 499 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,479 We were gonna watch the finale together. 500 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,829 - We made a whole big thing about it. - Sorry, Mom. 501 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,134 You can give Max my plate, though. 502 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,179 Thanks for thinking of us. 503 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,268 I'm sorry. 504 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,444 I'm so sorry, Mom. I promise you next time, okay? 505 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,794 - I love you. - [stammers] 506 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,013 Bye. 507 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,497 Okay, cool. 508 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:41,936 Well, I did have some rather large news 509 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:44,417 that I wanted to share with you. 510 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,593 I made a choice. 511 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,072 Choice. 512 00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:51,075 I made a choice, 513 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:55,079 and, uh, I did a very hard thing. 514 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,777 It took a lot of guts. 515 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,953 I quit a job 516 00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:01,390 that wasn't gonna be good for me, 517 00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:04,263 and I feel better about it. 518 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,090 I just wanted you guys to know that, 519 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,831 and also I cooked all day. 520 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,965 I made sloppy joes and profiteroles, 521 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:14,882 and I printed out ballots for the finale. 522 00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:20,148 Also, also, I cut my finger to the bone. 523 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:22,585 Bled for you guys, but that's cool. 524 00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,370 You go do your own thing. 525 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,590 I'll just go and watch the finale with the dogs 526 00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:31,159 by myself, and... [groans] 527 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,422 And even the dogs aren't here. 528 00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,511 - [groans] - [indistinct chatter on TV] 529 00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:41,691 Now vodka. Vodka now. 530 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:43,780 ["Mercy Train" by Blues Saraceno playing] 531 00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:48,481 ♪ This mercy train...♪ 532 00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:53,181 ♪ Foot in the grave till the white light...♪ 533 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:56,619 ♪ Girl, you know how I feel...♪ 534 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,534 [sighs] 535 00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:03,452 ♪ Young girl, get out of my mind♪ 536 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:08,370 ♪ My love for you is way out of line♪ 537 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:12,374 ♪ Better run, girl♪ 538 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:17,336 - ♪ You're much too young, girl♪ - [knocking] - [barking] 539 00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:24,125 ♪ With all the charms♪ 540 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:27,041 - ♪ Of a woman♪ - [barking] 541 00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:28,869 [knocking] 542 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,352 Hi, can I help you? 543 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,397 - Here for the package. - What? 544 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:36,833 They said you had a package for me? 545 00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:39,967 Um, no, I don't have a package for you. 546 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:42,186 It's a cell phone. Pink cell phone. 547 00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:45,407 - Pink cell phone! - Yeah. Yeah. [laughs] 548 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:48,410 - The package. You're the TaskRabbit. - Yeah, yeah. Yes. 549 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,281 - Boom. - I'll be right with you. 550 00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:52,022 What's your license number? Just kidding. 551 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:54,198 - I know that's a different thing. - [chuckles] 552 00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:56,070 Gonna get Rip Taylor's cell phone. 553 00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:58,159 [sniffling] 554 00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:01,858 - Here you go. - Thank you. Thank you. 555 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:03,556 You're welcome. Um, excuse me. 556 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:04,774 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 557 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:05,949 - Yeah. - Do you like this job? 558 00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,951 Do you make your own hours? 559 00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:09,344 Yeah, it's great. 560 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,780 I just came here from Kansas City, so... 561 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,479 - Oh. Kansas. - Yeah. 562 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:16,307 That's-that's... I hear you guys have a lot of corn. 563 00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:19,093 Right? You have a lot of corn. Like, canned corn, candy corn. 564 00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:22,879 - Cracker Jacks. "You're the prize in my box." - [laughs] 565 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,838 - That's from a movie. - Yeah. 566 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,144 [indistinct chatter on TV] 567 00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:28,798 You look familiar. 568 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,278 What do you do? 569 00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:31,671 Oh, me? 570 00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:33,586 - Yeah. - I'm a housewife. 571 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,415 That's awesome. That's amazing. I... 572 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,460 [laughs]: I have so much respect for what you do. 573 00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:40,244 I-I love housewives. 574 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,251 Oh. [sniffles] 575 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:52,605 That's very swee-- Anyway, you have a good night. 576 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,869 Uh, yeah. You, too. 577 00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:00,526 Chewy, come on. 578 00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:01,875 Let's go. 579 00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:11,841 - ♪ Young dick, get out of my life♪ - [phone chimes] 580 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:20,067 ♪ My love for you is way out of line♪ 581 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,461 ♪ You better run, dick♪ 582 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:26,987 ♪ You're much too young, dick.♪ 583 00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:29,032 [whoops] 584 00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:33,036 ♪ Young girl♪ 585 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,952 ♪ Get out of my mind♪ 586 00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:39,565 ♪ My love for you is way out of line♪ 587 00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:42,306 ♪ Better run, girl♪ 588 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:47,964 ♪ You're much too young, girl♪ 589 00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:54,318 ♪ So hurry home to your mama♪ 590 00:24:56,973 --> 00:25:02,979 ♪ I'm sure she wonders where you are♪ 591 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:07,331 ♪ Get out of here♪ 592 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,856 ♪ Before I have the time♪ 593 00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:11,901 ♪ To change my mind.♪ 594 00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:26,699 FRANKIE: You need to get in shape. 595 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:27,438 You might actually have a chance...[EXHALES] 596 00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:29,179 ...of living past 60. 597 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,009 [GASPS] 598 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,446 - PEPPER: She's so pretty. - Who's pretty? 599 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:36,970 Mom, this conversation is private. 600 00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:39,059 They're all older than me now. You wouldn't believe it. 601 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,541 Life is a series of before and afters. 602 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:49,504 Okay, I'm jealous of everybody who gets to meet you down the road. 603 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,680 NARRATOR: FX's Better Things... 604 00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,813 All new, Monday's at 10:00, on FX. 605 00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:58,078 [PUNCHES THUMPING] 606 00:25:58,121 --> 00:25:59,819 FRANKLIN: There's a lot at stake these days. 607 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,736 And I am under a lot of pressure. 608 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,999 I'm glad you got your own dreams... 609 00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:08,523 but they're not ours. 610 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:11,787 This empire... it's gonna crumble. 611 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:14,660 [TIRES SCREECH] 612 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,186 FRANKLIN: I'm gonna do whatever it takes. 613 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:27,629 No one has seen a stolen food truck, would ya? 614 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:29,762 Um... no. 615 00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:31,720 Someone stole a truck. Broad daylight. 616 00:26:31,764 --> 00:26:33,200 - MAN: Put your seatbelt on. - Seatbelt? 617 00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,681 Put your seatbelt on - or we're not leaving. - Jeez! 618 00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:37,552 MAN: Your good thieves. Best in town. 619 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:38,640 Thank you. 620 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:39,815 It is a small town. 621 00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:43,906 It is hard to be a warrior with dignity. 622 00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:45,908 [SCREAMS] [COUGHS] 623 00:26:55,439 --> 00:26:58,355 Everything you wanna know about vampires, it's right here. 624 00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:01,489 They have wellness fame bias now. 625 00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:04,623 Stretch those hammies. Feel the burn. 626 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,189 She has changed my life. 45283

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