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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,088 --> 00:00:02,393 [JAZZ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:26,156 ♪ Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown♪ 3 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,638 ♪ And things seem hard or tough♪ 4 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:34,730 ♪ And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft♪ 5 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:37,298 ♪ And you feel that you've had♪ 6 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:42,346 ♪ Quite enough...♪ 7 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,957 - [beeping] - ♪ Just♪ 8 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:47,264 ♪ Remember that you're standing♪ 9 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:49,832 ♪ On a planet that's evolving♪ 10 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:53,227 - [kisses] - ♪ Revolving at 900 miles an hour♪ 11 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:56,491 ♪ That's orbiting at 90 miles a second♪ 12 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:58,406 - ♪ So it's reckoned♪ - Hmm. 13 00:00:58,449 --> 00:01:01,235 ♪ A sun that is the source of all our power♪ 14 00:01:01,278 --> 00:01:03,324 ♪ The sun and you and me♪ 15 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:06,022 ♪ And all the stars that we can see♪ 16 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,242 - ♪ Are moving at a million miles a day...♪ - Guys. 17 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:09,895 [whistles] Chewy. 18 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:12,507 - Good baby! - [barking] 19 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:14,465 Come here, guys. Go afuera. 20 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:15,727 Good. 21 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:17,903 [garage door opens] 22 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:24,301 [sighs] 23 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:25,781 [groans] 24 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:27,478 - ♪ Our galaxy itself♪ - [sighs] 25 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,654 ♪ Contains a hundred billion stars♪ 26 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:32,353 ♪ It's 100,000 light-years side to side♪ 27 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:35,138 ♪ It bulges in the middle♪ 28 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,793 - ♪ 16,000 light-years thick...♪ - Yes. 29 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:41,013 METEOROLOGIST [on TV]: Santa Ana wind advisory is in effect... 30 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:45,148 - ♪ We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point♪ - Where are you? 31 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:48,934 ♪ We go round every 200 million years♪ 32 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:52,721 ♪ And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions♪ 33 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:56,377 ♪ In this amazing and expanding universe♪ 34 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,384 ♪ 35 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:08,780 PAISLEY: Um... 36 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:11,609 I totally am gonna block him, I think. 37 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:14,090 Because, like, if he wants to go and do stuff without me, 38 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,614 like... Anyway. 39 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:19,791 My mom will not leave me alone 40 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:22,272 about all the tattoos that I'm getting. 41 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:24,709 [three muffled thumps] 42 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:26,798 ♪ 43 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:30,193 - ♪ The universe itself♪ - [phone camera clicks] 44 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,848 ♪ Keeps on expanding and expanding♪ 45 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:36,460 ♪ In all of the directions it can whizz♪ 46 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:38,984 ♪ As fast as it can go♪ 47 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:40,377 ♪ The speed of light, you know♪ 48 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,597 ♪ 12 million miles a minute♪ 49 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,686 ♪ And that's the fastest speed there is♪ 50 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:46,688 ♪ So remember, when you're feeling♪ 51 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:49,343 ♪ Very small and insecure♪ 52 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:52,824 ♪ How amazingly unlikely is your birth♪ 53 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,957 ♪ And pray that there's intelligent life♪ 54 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,220 ♪ Somewhere up in space♪ 55 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,527 ♪ 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.♪ 56 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,313 [phone vibrating] 57 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:06,882 MAL: Leave it! 58 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,231 - CHILD: Daddy, daddy, daddy. - Leave it! 59 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,711 - CHILD: Go up. - You called me. 60 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:10,842 - Daddy! - Not you, Sam. It-It's my son. 61 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:12,235 - [screaming] - I swear to God. 62 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:13,497 Do not test me, mister. 63 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,195 CHILD: Get off the phone. 64 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:16,761 Daddy's on the phone. We talked about this, honey. 65 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:18,067 - Put the phone down. - Honey. 66 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,764 - Honey, honey. - No. No. 67 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:21,853 - Honey? Honey. - Daddy! 68 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,595 Thank you. 69 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:25,944 Jesus Christ. 70 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:28,033 [chuckles]: Kids, am I right? 71 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,818 - Okay. - Hi, Sam. 72 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,733 I'm confirming you have that fitting at Western Costume. 73 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,387 - Friday, 2:00. - Okay, I forgot. 74 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:34,866 How long do you think? 75 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,825 Because I have a thing at 3:30. 76 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,914 What are you talking about? It's a four-hour fitting. 77 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:40,611 Y-You've got to block out four hours. 78 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:43,310 Jesus Christ. Four hours? Why? 79 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,963 Because you're gonna be wearing pinafores and shit. 80 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,574 It's a period piece. 81 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,706 Don't eat anything for the next 48 hours. 82 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,492 Only fluids. They had very tiny waists in those days. 83 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:53,015 Very tiny waists. 84 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:55,452 Okay, but why does it have to take four hours? 85 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:58,107 You're in almost every scene. You have 11 looks. 86 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:00,283 [chuckles]: I-I'm so jealous, 87 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,329 you're gonna be wearing a fucking bustle. 88 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:04,766 I could spit. My wife's gonna die. 89 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:05,984 - CHILD: Daddy! - MAL: I got to go. 90 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,464 - Ugh! - [phone beeps] 91 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,032 [groans] 92 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:17,431 I don't want to wear a pinafore. 93 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,868 [groans] 94 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:31,314 [birds squawking] 95 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,795 [phone ringing, vibrating] 96 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:37,929 - PHIL: Hello? - H... 97 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,627 I'm extremely frustrated. 98 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,890 I went to the Verizon store to switch out my phone, 99 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:43,283 - and they kept me waiting for about... - Okay. 100 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:44,545 - [line beeps] - Oh, hang on. 101 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,503 Hold, please. 102 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:47,765 - Hello? - MARION: We still on 103 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,114 for this thing today, or what? 104 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:50,333 Yes, Marion. 105 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,943 Why wouldn't we be on? 106 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,554 I'm just checking. Jesus. 107 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,425 Mom, it's your son. 108 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:56,774 I'll pick you up soon for the thing. 109 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,298 I have absolutely no interest in that. 110 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,256 There's nothing to learn from the dead. 111 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,345 Okay, well, thanks. Bye. 112 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:05,392 Hey, can we do a thing sometime where you 113 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:08,873 talk to me and explain stuff to me about money? 114 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:11,876 Like, I'm really confused about credit 115 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,878 and my finances and shit. 116 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:15,489 And I want to know about NFTs. 117 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,360 Like, what the fuck are NFTs? 118 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,536 I don't have enough days left in my life 119 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,886 to explain to you what an NFT is, and no. 120 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:23,845 We tried to talk about money before. 121 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,412 It doesn't work with you and me, 122 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:28,066 - specifically because of you. - I'll be better. 123 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:31,113 You have the attention span of a rainbow trout. 124 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:33,507 Wait, what were you just talking about? 125 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:36,248 - Fuck you... - [chuckles] 126 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,251 Hey. 127 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,775 Do you remember... 128 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,344 What? 129 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,782 Never mind. I'll see you at 3:00. 130 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:50,654 [drops phone] 131 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:57,705 MAX: Mom, hurry up. She's waiting. 132 00:05:57,748 --> 00:06:00,185 I'm trying, I've been driving around for 20 mi... 133 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,971 Oh, my God! Be right back. 134 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,234 - [horn honks] - [tires screech] 135 00:06:05,277 --> 00:06:07,541 Sorry. Whoa. 136 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:09,630 - [horn honks] - [engine revs] 137 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,806 Just one sec. That's my space. 138 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:13,024 That's my... 139 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,332 - [tires screech] - Eh. 140 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,073 All right. 141 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:20,597 - [tires screeching] - Whoa! 142 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:24,035 - [horn honking] - Yes. 143 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,820 - Learn how to drive! - SAM: Yes. 144 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:28,605 And middle finger to you, 145 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:31,913 and lots of road rage back at you, sir. 146 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:34,132 Mm-hmm. Yes. 147 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:35,395 MAX: Come on. 148 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,918 ♪ Oh...♪ 149 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:38,398 SAM: I'm not wearing the right shoes. 150 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,748 - MAX: She's been waiting. - She is? 151 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,709 [Sam groans] 152 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,060 SAM: Ooh. 153 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,976 [out of breath]: It's the only building in L.A. 154 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:55,284 with a five-story walk-up. 155 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,025 ♪ His help...♪ 156 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:00,855 Are you kidding me? 157 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:03,118 [panting] Wait. 158 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:04,946 Literally. [coughs] 159 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:07,035 ♪ 160 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,821 Yeah, I actually love this exposed brick. 161 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,736 Ooh, it's kind of hot. 162 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:15,173 [chuckles] Is there any AC in here? 163 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,523 Uh, no, unfortunately. 164 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:17,872 But, you know, you can open the window, 165 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:19,700 get a nice cross breeze, and, you know, 166 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,963 check out the view down in the courtyard. 167 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:23,399 I will do that. 168 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,618 Um, I love you, by the way. 169 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:26,097 - Oh. - I... [chuckles] 170 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:28,230 I stole my mom's VHS copy of Mystic Flow. 171 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,536 Yeah, I grew up watching you. 172 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,407 - Oh, that's so cute. - [Carla laughing] 173 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,539 Thank you. 174 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:36,804 [groans] 175 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:39,763 Does everybody in the world pee down there? 176 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,243 No offense. 177 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,679 CARLA: Welcome to Hollywood. 178 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,246 [Max sighs] 179 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:47,162 - I love it so much. - Yes. 180 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:50,818 But... Mm. 181 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:52,776 - Mm-mm. - I'll take it. 182 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,343 - Hmm? - Oh. Okay. 183 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:55,823 Let me get the paperwork. 184 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:57,172 [chuckles]: We'll just need Mom to cosign. 185 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,521 - Okay. - Uh... - Oh. 186 00:07:58,565 --> 00:08:00,175 CARLA: Can I get a selfie with you? 187 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:02,786 - Uh... Oh, sure. - [chuckles] Yay. 188 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,048 Okay. 189 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:05,615 Spinelli! [laughs] 190 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:07,182 - Ha. - Thank you. Okay, I'll be right back. 191 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:08,531 I'll be right back. 192 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:11,055 - Okay. - [door opens, closes] 193 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:13,362 You don't just say, "I love it, I'll take it." 194 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:17,018 [laughs]: The-- Wait. Who does that? 195 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,890 - This is the whole thing. - MAX: I'll put my bed right here. 196 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,631 ♪ 197 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:24,852 - SAM: Oh, my God. - And I'll have my studio right here. 198 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:26,636 - Okay. - That's perfect. 199 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,595 And... 200 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:31,989 - we'll put the meth lab over there and... - [chuckles] 201 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:34,862 SAM: What is this? This-- It's, like, a panic... 202 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:37,429 - No, it's a-- Don't turn it on. - It's a panic smoke alarm. 203 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,780 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 204 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,216 Dude. 205 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:44,480 Oh, no. Really? 206 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,613 - Ugh... - MAX: Mom, 207 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:49,267 how can you have the same credit score as me, Mom? 208 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,400 Why do you have such bad credit? 209 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:54,098 - How can you let things go like that? - Oh. 210 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:56,013 Is there anyone else who can cosign for me? 211 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:58,059 [laughs]: God, Jesus. 212 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:00,278 [phone ringing] 213 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:01,802 [gasps] 214 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,195 What's up, Mom-balomm? 215 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:07,285 Hi, baby. I miss you. I miss my baby. 216 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:10,637 - LOL. - Honey, honey, pull your hood back. 217 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,203 Let me see some face. 218 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:14,031 - Mom, no. - Hi. 219 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,642 When are you coming back? 220 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:19,602 Mom, please get me pickles and Takis. 221 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:22,126 And red Gatorade. And hard-boiled eggs. 222 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,302 And have all my favorite foods for when I get home. 223 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,304 Please, Mama. And gum. 224 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:27,915 - Did you feed Gary? - You know it. 225 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,612 BOTH: We know dis. 226 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:30,961 [chuckles] 227 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,615 God, I miss my little stink bug. 228 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:34,617 It hasn't been the same without you. 229 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,750 - Mom, want to say hi to Dad? Say hi to Dad. - Oh, uh... 230 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,012 - Oh, I... - XANDER: Hey. 231 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,970 - Hi. Hello. - Uh, how are you? 232 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,581 - Yes. Oh, great. - Um, we just... 233 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,757 - How's the... Yeah. - Just, uh... 234 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,629 - Must be hot as balls. Yeah, I... - Really fun here. We're, uh... 235 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,196 Thank you, for... 236 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,632 - Thank you. - MAX: Hi, Dad. 237 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,329 XANDER: Oh, hey, how are you? 238 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,201 Just... stressed. 239 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,855 What's going on? 240 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,987 I'll-I'll text you later in the family chat. 241 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,424 Family chat? 242 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,426 Family chat. Hmm. 243 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,167 Bye. 244 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:05,387 Mom? 245 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,258 Are you poor? 246 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:10,610 Oh, I don't know what to tell you, Max. 247 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,656 Welcome to the world. Everything isn't so black-and-white. 248 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,092 This blows. 249 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,225 I loved that apartment. 250 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,661 Frances Farmer lived there 251 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,054 before she was institutionalized. 252 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,751 Or after. One of those. 253 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,666 Okay. 254 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:24,885 Um... [clears throat] 255 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:26,800 Well... 256 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,675 I'll see you at 3:00 for genealogy. 257 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,242 Don't flake. Frankie already bailed. 258 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,896 Mom, I can't. I... 259 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,767 Now I'm screwed. 260 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,682 Paisley has a new place to live and I don't. 261 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:43,164 Of course you do. You could always move back in with... 262 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,905 with u-us. 263 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,865 [groans, sighs] 264 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,437 MARION: No. She seems late. 265 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,439 Well, I was here first. She's always late. 266 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,528 - I'm so over this. Okay. - Yeah. Well, it's... 267 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,878 - CAROLINE: Still a question... - Hi. Hi. 268 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,011 Can I talk to you? 269 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,578 No. 270 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,278 Hello to you, too, Sam. 271 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,497 Hi. 272 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,676 She's my wife. I'd like her with me for this. 273 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,416 - Mm. - [door opens] 274 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:21,071 Sam, Marion. Ready? 275 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:26,424 [sighs] 276 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,427 - CAROLINE: Thank you. - Mm. 277 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,820 It's private. 278 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,648 - Uh-- Uh-huh. - It's private. 279 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:38,567 Hi, I'm actually Sam, and she's not... 280 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:39,960 part of it. 281 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,744 CABLES: Here are your charts. 282 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:46,531 As you can see there, you're exactly 50% Ashkenazi Jew. 283 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,751 And 50% other. 284 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:54,888 Irish, Scottish, Celtic and two percent italiano. 285 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,585 - Hey! - [laughs] 286 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,152 [both laugh] 287 00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,762 Doc, can we skip the theatrics? 288 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,372 Bro. Rude. 289 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:05,246 Theatrics? Son, these are your roots. 290 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,291 You're doing great, Doc. Please continue. 291 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,510 Sorry. 292 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,599 Turn the page. 293 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,254 Murray Fox. 294 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,822 His father Harry Fox was a junkman, 295 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,606 and he came from people who were from... 296 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,217 - Poland. Poland. - Russia. Russia. 297 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,653 The Ukraine. 298 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:22,785 Oh. 299 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,787 In this little area here, see, 300 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,485 that was your highest concentration of Jews, 301 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:30,358 and they were under Hitler's rule. 302 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:33,535 Do you think any made it out? 303 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,711 Oh. Here we go. 304 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,280 Ooh, boy. Uh, no? 305 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:43,110 Turn the page. [chuckles] 306 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,242 Meet Clara. 307 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:49,377 She is your one cousin who survived. 308 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,466 - BOTH: Yes. - [chuckles] 309 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,816 She met Anatoly, who was Ukrainian, 310 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,818 and they had two beautiful children. 311 00:12:55,862 --> 00:13:01,258 Anatoly's mother found out that Clara was a Jew... 312 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,695 and she turned them over to the Nazis. 313 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,568 - Oh. - What? 314 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,744 W-What about the-the kids? 315 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,354 The two children? The girls? 316 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:13,444 - Them as well. - Jesus. 317 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,795 They were all executed. 318 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,885 Anatoly went on to remarry. 319 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:22,497 - And had nine more children. - Of course. 320 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:26,109 So, the mother-in-law. 321 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,286 [scoffs] Fucking mother-in-laws. 322 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,029 [exhales] 323 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,643 CABLES: Your maternal grandfather Jurist Wallem 324 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,254 had moved to California. 325 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,952 No. His name is Leland Darby. 326 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,781 That is what is so fascinating. 327 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,872 Leland Darby is not your biological grandfather. 328 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,743 Sure he is. 329 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:55,312 Your grandfather was a man named Jurist Wallem, 330 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:59,316 and he lived within nine miles of your mother's childhood home. 331 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,058 He worked as a milkman. 332 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,759 She knew. 333 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,068 This is what she does best. 334 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,114 She keeps secrets. 335 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:19,902 This is one of the million whys she makes me crazy! 336 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,382 [sighs] 337 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,429 That is so cool. 338 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:28,737 Look. Grandpa. 339 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,870 N-New Grandpa. 340 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,568 [groans softly] 341 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,659 Ow. Jesus. 342 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,617 It all makes sense now. 343 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,445 - What? - The neglect. 344 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,927 Her lack of sentiment and love. Makes sense. 345 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,973 Oh, get over yourself. 346 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:50,237 This is about something so much bigger than what you're saying. 347 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:54,545 When we were just in there, seeing all of those lives, 348 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:58,332 all of those people, that makes me feel like 349 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:04,773 we're a part of a greater chain of history and humanity. 350 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,384 Like, the past and the future. 351 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:11,084 It gives me confidence, somehow. 352 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,955 Like, I'm important? 353 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:16,176 And you are. 354 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,482 Don't you see? We come from people 355 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:21,268 who were workers and laborers, Marion. 356 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,574 CAROLINE: Oh, God. Come on. 357 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,837 [whispers]: For God's sakes. 358 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,798 What's the-- This... 359 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,018 That's why I said it's private. 360 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,846 Don't you get it, Sam? 361 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:39,547 Our grandmother fucked the milkman. 362 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,723 - Huh? - [sighs] 363 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,030 [stifled laugh] 364 00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,771 Bye, Marion. See you around. 365 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,817 ♪ I've been worrying...♪ 366 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,647 Hey. Fuck Anatoly's mom. 367 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,736 Fuck Anatoly's mom. 368 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,999 In the eye like Moe Greene. 369 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,654 [laughs] 370 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:03,527 - ♪ Why I got to think this way...♪ - [sighs] 371 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,877 [exhales] 372 00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:10,447 ♪ I've been wondering all my life♪ 373 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:14,495 ♪ Well, I've been wondering all my days♪ 374 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:15,713 ♪ Oh, sorrow...♪ 375 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,454 - Go. - O-Okay. Jesus. 376 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,065 [engine starts] 377 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,024 ♪ Tell me, ain't that the life?♪ 378 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:29,205 ♪ Well, all I know is that life♪ 379 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,294 ♪ Can be a grind♪ 380 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,733 ♪ Sometimes you got to give it time...♪ 381 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,086 Hello? Is this on? 382 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,696 We just found out that your dad isn't your dad. 383 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:44,090 What difference does all of this make now? 384 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,874 Everyone's gone. 385 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,745 Except me. 386 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:50,531 "'Tis a wise child that knows their father." 387 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:53,142 My mum always used to say that to us. 388 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:59,322 Uh, that pile is for giveaway. 389 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:02,412 - Good job, Phil. - [chuckles] And that. 390 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,806 And all of those boxes. Throw it away. 391 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:08,114 - It's gack. All so much gack. - [exhales] 392 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,072 No, you can't have that. That's Spode. 393 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,553 - I don't want-- Okay. - Mm-hmm. 394 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,077 - Mom. Phil. - Mm? What? 395 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,124 You can't just get rid of this stuff. 396 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,561 Look. It's your brother. 397 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:24,086 You can have that. Take the rest away. 398 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:28,177 I can't bear the idea of people looking through my things. 399 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:32,747 And all of this being your mess when I've gone. 400 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,141 It's all just ephemera. 401 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:38,753 It's been in a box so many years, it becomes a box. 402 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,624 [laughs]: That's all it is. 403 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,975 - Meaningless boxes. - But that's not true, Phil. 404 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,455 Look. 405 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,022 - You take the box... - Mm. 406 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,417 ...you open the box, and there's your brother. 407 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,245 Never mind. 408 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,899 He's gone now. That's it. 409 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:58,077 A life, and then gone. 410 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:02,733 - Hmm. - [paper rustling] 411 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,735 - [sighs] - [sighs] 412 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,824 [music playing softly] 413 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:18,140 This is pretty. [gasps] 414 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:21,012 Oh, whoa. 415 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,102 [exhales]: Phil. 416 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,712 There's dozens of them. 417 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,192 - [titters] - Mom. 418 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:29,847 My God, look. 419 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,849 Your mom, Mom. 420 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:43,774 "Your windows are bare, your chimneys are cold, 421 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:47,691 "your garden a tangle of weeds, seasons old, 422 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:50,868 "an empty house is a lonely soul, 423 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:54,698 "a drear look of sorrow sharply is etched 424 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:59,573 on a creaking signboard with the words 'to be let.'" 425 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,531 Oof. 426 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:05,056 By Shirley-Jane Darby. 427 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,884 I typed all of those. 428 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,104 - You did? - Mm-hmm. 429 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,932 Why did you never show me these? 430 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,239 Well, they were here. They were just in a box. 431 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,025 - Can I have them? - No. 432 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,027 I need to look through them myself. 433 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,421 - [sighs] - You can have those when I'm dead. 434 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:24,206 - You've had decades with them. - Eh, pshaw... 435 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,904 You can take from that side over there. 436 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,950 Ooh. Oh, wait. 437 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:32,171 I think these were yours. 438 00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,392 [sighs] 439 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,223 [gasps] 440 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,747 My baseball cards. [gasps] 441 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,968 I'm having Council Thrift pick all of this up tomorrow. 442 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,318 No, you can't. I have to go through everything first. 443 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:52,843 Well, look through them now. It's all going tomorrow. 444 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,932 [sighs] 445 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,457 I have arms because of you. 446 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,547 - What? - Nothing. 447 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:03,158 Well... 448 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,725 is it okay if I take this right now? 449 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,466 - Yes, yes. - [phone ringing, vibrating] 450 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,905 - Hello? - RICH: Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, pay attention, 451 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,386 - pay attention, pay attention. Red phone, Sam. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 452 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,214 - Whoa. Hang on. Slow down. - You have to read something. It's a newspaper. 453 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:18,129 It's-- It-- I-I have it for you. You can read it, just come over. 454 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,436 Please. I can't tell you. You have to read it for yourself. 455 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,264 I'm outside your house. Where are you? Come over. 456 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,526 - Come on. - Okay, I'm-I'm across the street. 457 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,745 I'm at Phil's. 458 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,964 I'm coming over. Hang on. 459 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,663 Okay, um... 460 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,142 - Phil? - Hmm? 461 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:35,146 Uh, I've got to get going, but... 462 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,281 ...keep this stuff for me. 463 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:44,155 Just, uh, I'm gonna c-- Keep all of this stuff for me. 464 00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:48,116 - Don't get rid of anything. - It's going away tomorrow. 465 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,292 - No, it's not. No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 466 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,728 - Yes, it is. - No, it's not. 467 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,339 - [door closes] - I'm afraid it is. 468 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,863 I did say. 469 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:59,997 Well, it's going to go whether you like it or not. 470 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,965 [sputters] 471 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,271 [scoffs] 472 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,883 - Hi. - Hi. 473 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,539 What? Okay. I am. 474 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,327 - Okay. Ok-- Oh. - Okay? 475 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,634 - What is going... - I want you to sit right here. 476 00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,070 Oh. Okay. 477 00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:31,159 - Right here. - [grunts] 478 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:32,726 Okay. Read this. 479 00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,815 You're not gonna believe it. Read it right now. 480 00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,686 - Okay. - Get your glasses. 481 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,035 [clears throat] 482 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:43,824 "My Sister Made Me Realize that I Was as Cruel as our Father, 483 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:45,782 "exclamation point, 484 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:51,614 an Appreciation and a Public Apology by Alan Emerson." 485 00:21:58,447 --> 00:21:59,622 - [exhales] - [blows raspberry] 486 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,929 Sorry, pal, we don't want any. 487 00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,496 We gave at the office. 488 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:06,847 Come on, honey, I said, come on. 489 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:10,285 [exhales] Honey, do you not remember 490 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,070 that you were in the fetal position for nine months? 491 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:16,378 You gestated a baby, you were in so much agony. 492 00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:20,251 And now here you are on the other side, over him. 493 00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,384 Am I right? 494 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,994 Remember the Princess Di interview? 495 00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:25,953 There were three of us in that relationship. 496 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,476 Alan and I and you. 497 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,740 I knew you were gonna say that. So annoying. 498 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:35,397 You have to give me the space 499 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,225 to let me do this. 500 00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:39,053 I don't know what'll happen. 501 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:42,535 I know I'm setting myself up for another anvil to my dick. 502 00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:46,234 I know you love me and you want to protect me. 503 00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:50,064 And, you know, fuck me once, fuck you. 504 00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:52,545 But you need to let me. 505 00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:55,461 You need to let me see. 506 00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:57,376 Let me try. 507 00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:00,248 He's owning his shit. 508 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:02,163 I still love him. 509 00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:08,517 This isn't me trying to hurt myself, or you. 510 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:12,913 This is me doing something for me. 511 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:17,657 And, you know, I don't even know what's gonna happen. 512 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,572 Give me a minute. 513 00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:23,750 What an asshole. 514 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:28,189 What a dee-ick. 515 00:23:28,232 --> 00:23:31,627 I'm wearing a neck doily. I'm Judge Judy. 516 00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:33,455 [Rich laughs softly] 517 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,065 You want something else. 518 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:38,721 And I don't need that part of you. 519 00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:41,420 We have our own thing, right? 520 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:44,597 - Yeah, we do. We really do. - [laughs softly] 521 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,816 [exhales] 522 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:49,558 Stay for dinner? I'll make for you. 523 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,081 As long as it's liquid. 524 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,213 - Okay. I got that. - Yeah. 525 00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:53,954 FRANKIE: Mom? 526 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:56,347 - Hi. - Hey. Are you ready to go? 527 00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:57,784 - Hi. - RICH: Hi. 528 00:23:57,827 --> 00:24:01,440 SAM: Um, what? What do you mean? 529 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,486 Did you forget about Brig's dinner? 530 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:07,097 - I forgot! I did forget. - Can I drive, please? 531 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:09,839 What? No, no. Not you driving. 532 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:13,408 We're gonna take an Uber so Mommy can... [clicks tongue] 533 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,367 Cool. Um, you can come if you want. 534 00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:19,719 No, thank you, but I am gonna raid your liquor cabinet. 535 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,026 [Sam humming] 536 00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:26,116 ♪ It's been a little... yeah.♪ 537 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,379 - [speaks Japanese] - FRANKIE: Hello. - SAM: Hi. 538 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:31,600 Uh, we have a reservation for four under Sam Fox? 539 00:24:31,644 --> 00:24:34,342 Yes. We have you here. 540 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:37,301 The rest of your party is already seated. 541 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:38,694 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 542 00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,348 We are celebrating a young man tonight 543 00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:42,045 who got into Harvard. 544 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:45,222 - My son went to Harvard! - FRANKIE: Oh, my God. 545 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,573 - [laughs] - See? I told you it's a big deal. 546 00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:50,227 Means a lot to people. Congratulations. 547 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:52,273 - Thank you. Thank you very much. - [chuckles] 548 00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:54,231 - This way, please. - FRANKIE: Thank you so much. - Okay. 549 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:59,323 See? It's important to celebrate rituals. 550 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:02,718 And big life milestone moments. 551 00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:05,155 - FRANKIE: Hello! How are you guys? - FREDERICKA: Hello! 552 00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:07,070 FREDERICKA: So good. 553 00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:08,942 - Nice to see you. - Hello. Wait, wait. 554 00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:11,161 - Come here. - Nice to-- Okay. 555 00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:14,034 - Congratulations, young scholar. - BRIGHAM: Thank you, thank you. 556 00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:15,818 SAM: Oh, my God. 557 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:18,517 Yes, abalone sashimi, please. 558 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,171 Just with the lemon and salt, and, um... 559 00:25:21,215 --> 00:25:23,173 Can we get some sake? 560 00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:26,046 "Can we get sake?" Girl. 561 00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:28,309 Sake? "Can we get sake?" 562 00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:30,746 - Now you're talking my language, girl. - FREDERICKA: Okay. 563 00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:36,012 Um, can we get one large, cold, unfiltered sake, please? 564 00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:40,364 With, um, four glasses. 565 00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:42,976 Uh, I'm just kidding. Two glasses. 566 00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:44,412 Thank you. [laughs] 567 00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:45,631 But maybe we could have four glasses. 568 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:48,329 Oh, yes. We will have four. 569 00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:51,941 - We could... We keep it going. - FREDERICKA: We could do it. 570 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,639 - Driver. - There you go. 571 00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:57,207 ♪ And it's dragging me down below.♪ 572 00:25:57,251 --> 00:26:00,689 FREDERICKA: So, I came to L.A. from Utah on my own. 573 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,561 I was the only one in my family to move away. 574 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,040 I was a little bit of the black sheep. 575 00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:05,651 [chuckles] 576 00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:08,828 And, yeah, I couldn't wait to get away from home. 577 00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:12,614 So I went as far away as I could go. Indonesia. 578 00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:15,312 - Whoa. - Yeah. 579 00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:17,184 I immersed myself in this culture that was 580 00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:20,013 the polar opposite of where I came from. 581 00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:23,103 - Mom, you should speak Bahasa. - Um... 582 00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:25,061 [speaks Bahasa] 583 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,412 - [laughs] - SAM: Whoa. 584 00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:29,718 FRANKIE: Oh, my God. 585 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:32,155 - SAM: That is so cool. - Anyway, I, 586 00:26:32,199 --> 00:26:36,595 you know, I found my way to L.A. and started again. 587 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:39,554 I decided I wanted to be a mother. 588 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:43,993 And Brigham has been everything. 589 00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:46,996 I don't even remember my life before him, you know? 590 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,520 And I... 591 00:26:49,564 --> 00:26:55,309 I don't know, but I had a whole big life. 592 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:57,833 I did. 593 00:26:57,877 --> 00:26:59,661 Yeah, I really did. 594 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:06,625 And it's astonishing to me that now he's going to be gone. 595 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:10,629 And, um, I don't really know what I'm gonna do. 596 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,631 Oh, Mom, I'll come home for the holidays. 597 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,720 No, you won't. It's fine. 598 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:17,374 It's just, you're gonna have your own new life. 599 00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:20,987 It's the natural order. You-- It's just what happens. 600 00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:23,380 Congratulations. 601 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:26,427 - Thank you. - Oh, yes. 602 00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:29,343 - Congratulations. - Yep. 603 00:27:29,386 --> 00:27:32,041 - SAM: Oh. - FREDERICKA: You got it? 604 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:34,000 - There you go. - SAM: Ooh, this was fun. 605 00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,046 Can we get some more sake? 606 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:39,875 Uh... [stammers] 607 00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:42,748 Now? Yeah. We can... 608 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,793 - Yeah. - You. 609 00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:47,448 - You. - Can we...? 610 00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,719 - FRANKIE: Oh, God. - SAM: Oh, God. 611 00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,416 SAM: Had a little bit, a lot. 612 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:02,071 Yeah. Ooh, oh, oh, oh. 613 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:04,552 - I got it. - Ready? There's the curb. 614 00:28:04,595 --> 00:28:07,120 - SAM: Be careful. - BRIGHAM: Good? 615 00:28:07,163 --> 00:28:10,906 I'll ride in the back... with your mom. 616 00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,169 [Sam chuckles] 617 00:28:13,213 --> 00:28:15,345 Okay. 618 00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:20,873 Ooh. Full. 619 00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,920 - [grunts softly] - Yeah. 620 00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:26,574 [exhales] 621 00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:29,969 Maybe we go a little slow. Your mom, with the... 622 00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:33,320 [grunts] 623 00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:36,715 - I'm scared. I'm scared. - Oh. 624 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:40,457 - SAM: Oh. You're okay. - Okay. 625 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:45,288 And she's out. 626 00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:47,290 - Curtain down. - Aww. 627 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:49,118 Mom, that's so cute. 628 00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:51,817 - It's like you're her mom, too. - [chuckles] 629 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,906 [sniffles] 630 00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:55,559 What? 631 00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:58,345 What, Mom? 632 00:28:58,388 --> 00:29:01,217 - You know what, Frankie? - Oh, God. What? 633 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:04,960 You're just as brilliant as Brig. 634 00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:07,702 - No offense, Brig. - BRIGHAM [laughs]: None taken. 635 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,531 She's a million miles beyond me. I'm just good on paper. 636 00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:12,576 Frankie, seriously. 637 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:15,449 Look at you. Look at your life. 638 00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:18,452 You graduated early, you work an honest living, 639 00:29:18,495 --> 00:29:21,281 you punch a time card, you go to work every day. 640 00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:24,893 And you're saving me a shit-ton in tuition money. 641 00:29:24,937 --> 00:29:26,765 LOL. 642 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:30,203 [sniffles] You're both shining stars. 643 00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:34,207 I'm jealous of everybody who gets to meet you down the road. 644 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,991 BRIGHAM: Thanks, Mama Sam. 645 00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:38,994 Had to celebrate you. 646 00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:43,129 Ow! Ow. 647 00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:44,826 Ow. 648 00:29:47,742 --> 00:29:49,744 [groans] 649 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,007 I'm gonna be sick. 650 00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:55,794 No, I'm not. I am not gonna be sick. 651 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,622 - I'm just really scared. - It's okay. 652 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,973 - [mutters softly] - Okay. 653 00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:05,455 - Oh. - I'm just gonna stay here for a second. 654 00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:06,935 Okay. 655 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:11,940 Very sweet. Your mom is very sweet. 656 00:30:11,984 --> 00:30:13,594 Do you have any water in here for her? 657 00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:17,250 - Got to take my shoe off. - Oh, yeah. 658 00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,339 - I need them off. I need it off. - Okay. 659 00:30:19,382 --> 00:30:20,644 - Okay. Yeah. - I need them off. - FRANKIE: Oh, my God. 660 00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:22,168 Open all-- 661 00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:23,343 - Put the air for her. - FRANKIE: Here, yeah. 662 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:25,171 [door opens] 663 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:27,173 - FRANK: So, the joke really only works... - [barking] 664 00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:31,960 ...if it's pronounced "So-Thuh-Bees," but it's not. 665 00:30:32,004 --> 00:30:34,049 - So... - Yeah. See, that's the thing 666 00:30:34,093 --> 00:30:35,659 about jokes and comedy. 667 00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:39,881 When you have to explain it, it's not so funny. 668 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:41,404 Okay, boomer. 669 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:44,059 Okay, for the last time, I am not boomer. 670 00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:45,974 - I am Gen X. - Okay. - [spooky whoop] 671 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:48,324 - Whoa. Okay. - Mom! What the fuck? 672 00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:50,152 - FRANKIE: Oh, my God. - You scared the shit out of me. 673 00:30:50,196 --> 00:30:51,893 Why? 674 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,677 - I never left. - FRANKIE: Good. We like you here. 675 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:55,723 Well, I went down a deep rabbit hole. 676 00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:59,118 Gay sleepover. I'll be right back. 677 00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:00,554 Do I want to know? 678 00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:03,035 I'll let you know what I know when I know. 679 00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:06,952 - Oh... - FRANKIE: Mom! 680 00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:08,954 Mom? 681 00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:10,999 - Mom! - Okay. 682 00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:12,740 - Mom! - Okay. Okay. 683 00:31:12,783 --> 00:31:15,743 - Mom! - I know. I know. 684 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:19,225 But guess what, Mommy got a generator. 685 00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,748 We ha-- Let me get my flashlight. 686 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:25,231 It's never in the place I put it. 687 00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:29,235 I don't like that! Mom! 688 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:32,238 I know I put it in... 689 00:31:32,281 --> 00:31:35,763 Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. 690 00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:38,635 Come on. I just... 691 00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:41,900 Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. 692 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:45,686 I swear to God. I always... 693 00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:48,863 wanted to just have... 694 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,735 Yes! Yes! 695 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:54,695 Yes! Here we go. 696 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:57,176 - Ow. Fuck. - [engine starts] 697 00:31:57,219 --> 00:31:59,178 Oh, the genny works. 698 00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:00,701 Ha, ha! 699 00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:03,878 The genny works. We have a genny. 700 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,619 Yes. 701 00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:08,056 So good. 702 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,884 Mommy did it. 703 00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:14,933 Honey? See? 704 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,370 [panting] 705 00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:21,113 See? Your mom has a generator. 706 00:32:21,156 --> 00:32:24,594 We are boots on the ground for when shit jumps off. 707 00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:27,554 Aren't you proud of me? 708 00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:30,731 Hello? Hello? 709 00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:34,169 - "You're awesome, Mom." - RICH: Come down. 710 00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:36,476 - I think I know what I don't know. - "Thank you 711 00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:40,741 "for ensuring our safety and for the dinner. 712 00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:42,961 You're so nice." 713 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,484 I mean... 714 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:55,016 [gasps] 715 00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,844 [rapid footsteps] 716 00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,367 Mom. 717 00:33:02,719 --> 00:33:04,765 ♪ 718 00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:09,465 RICH: Sam? 719 00:33:11,076 --> 00:33:12,991 Oh, my God, Sam. Oh, my God. 720 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:16,646 ♪ The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...♪ 721 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:17,952 Sweetie. 722 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,171 ♪ The roof, the roof...♪ 723 00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:22,174 Ooh. Sorry. 724 00:33:22,217 --> 00:33:27,701 ♪ The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire♪ 725 00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:30,660 ♪ We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn♪ 726 00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:32,967 [spitting] 727 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,579 ♪ Burn, motherfucker, burn♪ 728 00:33:43,456 --> 00:33:45,414 ♪ Everybody, here we go♪ 729 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,590 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Come on, party people♪ 730 00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:50,071 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Throw your hands in the air♪ 731 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:52,595 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Come on, party people♪ 732 00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:55,076 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Wave them like you don't care♪ 733 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,600 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Come on, party people♪ 734 00:33:57,644 --> 00:34:00,081 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Everybody say "ho"♪ 735 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,475 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Come on, party people♪ 736 00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:04,868 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Everybody, here we go♪ 737 00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:07,349 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Come on, party people♪ 738 00:34:07,393 --> 00:34:09,960 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Throw your hands in the air♪ 739 00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:12,398 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Come on, party people♪ 740 00:34:12,441 --> 00:34:14,704 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Wave them like you don't care♪ 741 00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:17,403 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Come on, party people♪ 742 00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:19,666 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Everybody say "ho"♪ 743 00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:22,364 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Come on, party people♪ 744 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:24,671 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Everybody, here we go♪ 745 00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:27,326 - ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ - ♪ Come on, party people...♪ 746 00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:41,209 This is your first time directing the show, 747 00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:45,083 so we only refer to my son by his character name on set. 748 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:46,780 - You got two takes. - Okay. 749 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,913 No phones for one week. 750 00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:51,132 Okay, Boomer. 751 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:52,177 For the last time, 752 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:54,614 I am not a Boomer, I am Generation X. 753 00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:57,138 We are the coolest generation ever. 754 00:34:57,486 --> 00:34:58,661 Huh. 755 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:00,402 If you guys are wondering, who is this lady? 756 00:35:00,446 --> 00:35:01,534 Is this you? 757 00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:02,665 Oh, no, no, no, no. 758 00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:04,450 - Yo! - Don't Google me! 759 00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:06,452 NARRATOR: FX's Better Things. 760 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:09,019 All new, Mondays at 10:00, on FX. 761 00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:13,328 WOMAN: I need you to swear to me... 762 00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,941 until the day comes you can walk away... 763 00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:19,465 [SCREAMS] 764 00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:21,554 ...you will do everything you have to do 765 00:35:23,295 --> 00:35:24,687 to protect this family... 766 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,560 [SIREN WAILING] 767 00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:30,606 I promise. 768 00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:33,783 [SCREAMING] 769 00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:41,878 [SCREECHES] 770 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:43,053 [NARRATOR READING] 771 00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:44,142 I wanna go somewhere exotic. 772 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:45,317 Ha ha! Ireland, baby! 773 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,753 NARRATOR: An all new season... 774 00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:48,972 Mind if I go sample some of your jellies? 775 00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:50,148 No, help yourself. 776 00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:51,192 Delightful. 777 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:52,280 [GRUNTS IN DISGUST] 778 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,804 A banquet... What? 779 00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:55,936 Ew!...of humiliation. 780 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:56,980 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 781 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,200 - A murder. - Wait, what? 782 00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:00,723 [SCREAMING] 783 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:03,204 All right, this is why Irish people hate Americans. 784 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:07,034 [NARRATOR READING] 785 00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:11,865 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 786 00:36:14,607 --> 00:36:15,651 What happened to this country? 787 00:36:16,565 --> 00:36:17,566 [IMITATES GUN FIRING] 788 00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:20,134 Bravo. 56965

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