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I'm just so bored here.

I know, babe.

So bored.

I don't want to be here right now.

I don't want to be here right now either.

At least you're here.

You want to be here?

Oh, would you like to be here?

I don't want to be here.

You're stepping on all your issues.

It's just not making much sense.

So, health isn't just about nutrition.

It's also about hydration, exercise.

Also, you're going to need to get adequate sleep.

It's very important.

At least 8 hours per night.

This is your first day of Health 101.

We're going to cover nutrition, hydration, exercise, adequate sleep.

All of these things are very important for health.

You can't just have one of them.

So, if you're going to get some exercise, I want you to do some cardio.

Also, it's very important to strengthen your muscles.

So, some weight lifting is really good for you.

Be quiet.

Calm down.

I don't want to have to give you detention.

Listen,

just because I'm your stepmom doesn't mean I'm not going to go hard on you.

Yeah, Mom, but it's the first day of school.

It's supposed to be easy.

Fine.

Just copy everything I have on the board and then we can have some free time.

So, I just have a couple questions about what you've learned before.

So, stretching.

What's the plan?

Stretching.

So, it's really good before a workout to get a good warm-up.

So, you don't pull any of your muscles.

What's going on over here?

What is this?

Show me.

Show you what?

What's in your hand?

My other hand.

Can I see?

Can I see what you're holding, please?

Yes.

Show me your phone.

Really?

Really?

You guys don't know anything about sex.

We know lots about sex.

We've had lots of raunchy thoughts and done lots of nasty things to each other.

Yeah, we were real freaky all summer long.

Yeah, super dirty.

I'm sure if I gave you two a pop quiz about sex right now, you would not pass.

Well, whatever.

You're not a sex ed teacher anyways.

That's right, honey.

I'm better.

Well, I'm going to ask you some questions and if you can pass my little pop quiz,

no tests for the rest of the year.

No tests for the rest of the year?

But if you fail, you're going to have to write a paper about how you should not be

trying to outsmart your teacher.

I'll take that bet.

Where is the clitoris?

Oh, that's easy.

It's the dangling thing at the back of your throat.

No, let's try again.

Why don't you come sit up here for me?

Wait, what?

We can give him more visual aid.

Come on.

Do as I say.

Bro, we're going to pass this quiz.

What are you doing?

Do you want to pass this quiz or not?

Come on.

Yes.

Yes.

Where is the clit?

Oh, this clit.

Oh, I thought you meant the other one.

This right there, right here at the bottom.

Oh, no.

Wrong again.

Just what I thought.

You guys know nothing about sex.

OK, Mom, boys are dumb.

That's not fair.

Ask me something.

Come on.

Give me a chance.

I want you to show me... sit down.

I want you to show me how to suck a cock.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Grab it.

Does this actually feel good for you at all?

I mean, it could feel better.

We can do better.

Here, let me show you how to do this.

Take your hand.

Put it around his neck.

Start stroking it.

You can lick it right here while you stroke it.

OK.

OK.

There you go.

It's a little bit better.

You can play with his balls with your other hand.

Yeah.

It's already so much better.

Let me show you.

OK.

Spit on it.

Make it nice and light.

Mmm.

See what I'm doing?

OK.

Take it as far down into your throat as you can.

Now I want to see you do that for me, OK?

So you stroked it like this.

And his balls.

There we go.

That's a lot better.

Yeah, keep sucking on it.

Spit on it a little bit.

Good.

Look at you.

Yeah, keep playing with those balls.

Mmm.

You're doing so good.

Yeah, take it as far into your throat as you can.

Wow.

In and out.

Good.

Yeah, you're doing so good.

Keep sucking on it.

Don't stop.

Yeah, in and out, in and out.

Yeah, there we go.

Here, let me help you.

Let me stroke it for you.

You need to keep sucking on it.

Yeah, there we go.

Yeah, keep sucking on it.

Feel your tongue all over his cock.

Yeah.

Oh, you're doing such a good job.

Look at you.

Yeah, take that cock into your mouth.

Yeah, don't stop.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like those balls for me.

Yeah.

You're doing so good.

Yeah.

I want to share this cock with you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Look at you.

You're doing so good.

You're doing so good.

So close.

So close.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, I'm nearly there.

Oh my gosh.

Class dismissed.

I nearly came.

You both failed.

What?

I want to see our papers on my desk tomorrow morning.

Wait, Mom, hold on.

What do you mean we both failed?

We were so close.

Yeah, you didn't make it in time.

Yeah, but we were just caught off guard.

I mean, can't you just give us one more chance?

Yeah, one more chance.

Please, I promise we'll do better tomorrow.

Fine.

But only because this is the first day of school.

Thank you.

Where's your boyfriend?

I swear he'll be here.

He's just running late, you know?

He's more than five minutes late.

I'm feeling both of you.

Where is he?

He'll be here, I promise.

I hope so.

I really don't want to have to flunk with you.

No, I promise he's coming.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry I'm late.

I ran all the way across the quad.

All the football players are so mean.

I'm sorry.

Don't apologize to me.

Apologize to my daughter.

Wait.

Why is he apologizing to me?

I didn't do anything wrong.

You trusted him.

Yeah, he's here.

Trust is really important.

Especially when you're hunting sars.

I need to punish you.

You can't get away with this.

Come over here.

I'm not bending over.

Bend over.

I'm not bending over.

Get over here.

Bend over.

Come on.

You need to learn a lesson.

Mom, you need to learn.

We all know what you can learn.

Mom, you think I'm just going to let this go?

No.

But I've learned my lesson.

Mom, are you learning your lesson now?

Yes, I'm learning my lesson.

Good.

You better not forget.

You better not be late ever again.

Mom.

You have to learn.

Look at that.

Your boyfriend's morning over there.

What are you going to do about that?

You taught me this yesterday.

I already know.

No, no, no.

Sex starts with the woman first.

What?

Really?

Let me show you.

Lean back.

Get up here.

All right, it's ready legs.

Peekies out for me.

Celtic, you know what to do next, right?

Maybe.

Maybe.

Let me show you.

Okay.

Here's the clit right here.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Does this feel good?

It feels really good.

Yeah?

Why don't you come over here?

Let's give you a try.

Yeah, get in there.

Oh, you're doing so good.

Yeah, keep looking at the clit.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

You're doing so good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Let me get in there a little bit.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Mmm.

It's nice.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

My pussy is really wet now.

Is this the right time to stick my cock in?

I mean, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait.

Before you do that, I just have to make sure you're fully hard for me.

You're learning so quickly.

I'm so proud.

Oh, honey, I think we should do this together.

Oh, that's a good idea.

You should come lay down.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Just like you taught me to massage the balls, right?

Mmm.

You're doing such a great job.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Yeah, getting nice and hard.

I like watching it grow in your hand.

It feels so good.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

I am so good at that cock in your mouth.

Oh, flower.

Oh my God.

Oh, you look so good.

You want to share?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, yes ma'am.

Oh yeah, take those off.

Take those things off.

I'm going to write him.

I'm going to write his face.

I've never sat on a face before, so I'm excited for you.

You don't have to let me know how to do it.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah, just like that.

Mmm.

Is this okay?

Yeah.

You said that women come first, so.

You're doing such a good job.

Oh my God.

Does that feel better?

Yeah, it feels so good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, it's so hot watching you write his cock.

It feels so good.

Fine.

Mmm.

Fine.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Fine.

Mmm.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

It feels so good getting his face.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Is it okay if I come and get a closer look?

Oh, please do.

Oh my God.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You're taking his cock so deep.

You're so fucking good.

Oh, I know you will.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh fuck.

Is it okay if I help you take this off?

Mmm.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Are you gonna fucking like this?

Or do you want me to take shit?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

You like that?

Oh my God.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh fuck.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Holy shit.

Mmm.

Do you think you can make my mom cum?

Oh, I'm trying.

Oh my God.

Oh, I'm coming.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, fucking hell.

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, I'm freaking dying.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I think it's my time to finally take it.

Nice to watch you.

Oh, mercy.

Can I put my leg up just like this?

Yeah, it's okay.

My bad.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah, just start slow.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god, I didn't realize you were so big.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Fuck, it stretches me out so much.

You did it so well.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Take that dick.

All the way.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You did such a good job.

Just grab my hand like that.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

I'm just watching you go in and out.

Oh yes.

Fuck yes.

Right there.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes.

That feels so good.

Yes.

Shit.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck yes.

Oh my god.

You take it.

Oh my god.

Take that dick.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Just push me back into that cock.

Oh fuck, it feels so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You're being such a good girl.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh fuck, I think I'm going to come out.

Oh yeah, make me come out.

Come on my dick.

Yes.

You're

going to get me.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Oh it's so good.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I want you to fuck me up.

Yes.

Yes ma'am.

Oh fuck, give me that dick.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh I love the way you just fuck her in the neck.

See.

See.

Oh my god, your tits look so good.

Just getting bounced around really fucks you.

It feels so good.

Bye.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh it's so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Hi.

Oh are you going to make her come again?

Oh my god.

Oh it's so good.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Make her come once again and I kiss her.

Oh my god.

Are you going to make her come again?

Yes, don't stop until she comes.

Oh my god, yes please.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

It's perfect.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

Oh my god.

God.

So good.

I really want to see her fucking standing.

Standing?

I don't even know you can do that.

Yeah, oh my god.

Like, just like this?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's so good.

Oh my god.

Shit.

Shit.

It's perfect.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's so good.

He's so cute.

He's so cute.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Let's do that again.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh my god, I think I'm going to come already.

Come on.

Come on.

There you go.

Oh, thank you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, thank you.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck, get down.

Yeah, it's good to come.

It's your mom.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Oh my god.

Tastes so good, doesn't it?

So, how do we do?

I think you both did great.

No tests for the rest of the year.

Rocked it.

Good job.

You're the best mom.

You're the best daughter.