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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,643 --> 00:01:07,478 When you go to the haunted house at Camden Park... 2 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,519 You don't know what will happen. 3 00:01:22,023 --> 00:01:23,390 Camden Park! 4 00:01:31,696 --> 00:01:33,729 National Retail Federation does a poll 5 00:01:33,730 --> 00:01:36,164 and they say 21% of the people, 6 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:38,164 that's 30 million people a year, 7 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:40,099 are gonna go to haunted houses. 8 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,435 For a actor in a haunted house 9 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,037 there is no bigger rush than getting a great scare. 10 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:48,005 And it could be the biggest, baddest guy in class that comes through 11 00:01:48,006 --> 00:01:50,007 that you give that to. 12 00:01:50,008 --> 00:01:51,943 One year, I think they had, like, close to 1,200 scare-outs, 13 00:01:51,944 --> 00:01:54,344 where people walk in the door and halfway through they said, 14 00:01:54,345 --> 00:01:54,545 "I can't do this anymore, I'm out, I want out." 15 00:02:01,749 --> 00:02:03,251 Oh...! 16 00:02:03,252 --> 00:02:05,018 - I love Halloween. - Really? 17 00:02:05,019 --> 00:02:08,453 If I can get you to scream, then I feel great. 18 00:02:08,454 --> 00:02:11,523 Yeah, I've heard rumors of people doing things like that. 19 00:02:11,524 --> 00:02:13,825 Yeah. - Supposedly hiring, you know, actual... 20 00:02:13,826 --> 00:02:17,261 You know, murderers or something to work in their haunts. 21 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,394 Things like that, it's all talk sometimes. 22 00:02:19,395 --> 00:02:21,730 There really is. I'll show you. Inside the house, 23 00:02:21,731 --> 00:02:23,430 there's real human remains 24 00:02:23,431 --> 00:02:25,131 inside the haunted house. 25 00:02:25,132 --> 00:02:27,633 Some of the actors that we have are, they're pretty far out there. 26 00:02:27,634 --> 00:02:28,933 Would it surprise me if something happened? 27 00:02:30,334 --> 00:02:31,801 No. 28 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:43,744 A Missouri house of horror became a reality. 29 00:02:43,745 --> 00:02:45,979 Police report that a 17-year-old employee... 30 00:02:48,316 --> 00:02:49,615 The owner said customers 31 00:02:50,816 --> 00:02:53,517 walked by her thinking it was part of the show. 32 00:02:53,518 --> 00:02:55,620 I do not want you all filming in here. 33 00:02:55,621 --> 00:02:58,855 Tonight a 28-year-old registered sex-offender 34 00:02:58,856 --> 00:03:01,256 was arrested at his work place, 35 00:03:01,257 --> 00:03:03,192 a Halloween haunted house. 36 00:03:03,193 --> 00:03:06,328 There was a scare actor that was employed, 37 00:03:06,329 --> 00:03:08,596 slashed his whole damn family... 38 00:03:08,597 --> 00:03:09,931 Father and mother and sister, 39 00:03:09,932 --> 00:03:10,463 in real life. 40 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:36,616 Get her in the trunk. 41 00:04:39,727 --> 00:04:41,526 This place is great. 42 00:04:47,932 --> 00:04:49,098 - Dude! - What's up, man? 43 00:04:49,099 --> 00:04:50,134 Good to see you. 44 00:04:51,636 --> 00:04:52,836 Hi! 45 00:04:52,837 --> 00:04:53,936 What's up, brother? 46 00:04:53,937 --> 00:04:55,003 How you all been? 47 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,336 - Bobby? - Yes. 48 00:04:57,704 --> 00:04:59,038 Mike, You've already taken over? 49 00:04:59,039 --> 00:05:00,373 How do you feel that I... 50 00:05:00,374 --> 00:05:02,340 How do you drop five minutes in the trip? 51 00:05:02,341 --> 00:05:04,376 How do you feel about me being the better looking brother? 52 00:05:04,377 --> 00:05:06,209 - Zack? - Yo. 53 00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:07,743 - What's up? - If he's with us on this trip I will kill myself. 54 00:05:07,744 --> 00:05:09,611 Tell me about yourself and what are we doing? 55 00:05:09,612 --> 00:05:11,080 Zack, I'm talking to you. 56 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:12,514 I think she's transfixed by Jeff. 57 00:05:12,515 --> 00:05:13,381 You want my name? My name is Zack. 58 00:05:15,385 --> 00:05:17,151 You've known me for 20 years, Mikey. 59 00:05:17,152 --> 00:05:19,286 We've rented an RV. We're going across... 60 00:05:19,287 --> 00:05:21,053 Well, the point is I want to find the most 61 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,756 extreme haunted house in the world. 62 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:23,923 Lady's gonna teach him how to line dance. 63 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,257 - Congratu-fucking-lations. - Hey, hey, hey. 64 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:28,091 Tell me about you, Brandy. - Uh... 65 00:05:28,092 --> 00:05:30,159 My name is Brandy Catherine Shaefer. 66 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,129 Jeffery Bernard Larson. 67 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:33,963 Jeffery Bernard Larson. Remember that. 68 00:05:33,964 --> 00:05:35,331 All right, Bobby. 69 00:05:35,332 --> 00:05:36,531 You're my big brother. 70 00:05:36,532 --> 00:05:38,198 I'm the one who went to film school, 71 00:05:38,199 --> 00:05:39,834 so I deserve to carry this camera for a bit. 72 00:05:39,835 --> 00:05:41,935 - You didn't graduate. 73 00:05:41,936 --> 00:05:43,203 Did you? 74 00:05:43,204 --> 00:05:44,104 This is where I wanna go. 75 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,205 Yeah, but this is just a clip of a girl being strapped. 76 00:05:47,206 --> 00:05:48,273 Did you watch the video? 77 00:05:48,274 --> 00:05:49,607 No. 78 00:05:49,608 --> 00:05:51,309 You're not gonna like it. 79 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:54,710 I'm pretty sure it's not that scary if it's on the World Wide Web. 80 00:05:54,711 --> 00:05:55,978 Mike, so you're down now? 81 00:05:55,979 --> 00:05:58,478 Yeah, I'm in, man, like they said there... 82 00:05:58,479 --> 00:06:01,314 I've heard people talk about the ones that in New York, 83 00:06:01,315 --> 00:06:04,650 they zip tie you to a chair... Stop it. 84 00:06:04,651 --> 00:06:08,087 Bags over the head, that kind of thing. That's a different story. 85 00:06:08,088 --> 00:06:10,454 It's just like the movies, it's like... It's the same thing. 86 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:12,789 It's changed. Jaycees haunted house is in the '60s. 87 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:15,658 You walk around and guys jumped out and said, "Boo." 88 00:06:15,659 --> 00:06:17,226 That doesn't cut it anymore. 89 00:06:17,227 --> 00:06:18,994 When you were little, going through haunted houses 90 00:06:18,995 --> 00:06:20,962 you didn't know if it was real or not, right? 91 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:24,096 That element, what that feels like, I wanna find it again. 92 00:06:24,097 --> 00:06:26,533 Be on time to the RV. 93 00:06:26,534 --> 00:06:28,334 Everyone's looking at Mikey. 94 00:06:28,335 --> 00:06:30,802 I was staring in this direction. Be on time. 95 00:06:30,803 --> 00:06:32,371 All right. Cheers! 96 00:06:32,372 --> 00:06:33,638 Happy Halloween! 97 00:06:33,639 --> 00:06:35,540 First night to the haunted house. 98 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:46,113 Put me down. 99 00:06:47,247 --> 00:06:49,148 What are you guys up to? 100 00:06:49,149 --> 00:06:51,048 We're going to as many houses as we can all across America. 101 00:06:57,221 --> 00:06:58,556 Where the hell did you get that? 102 00:06:58,557 --> 00:06:59,756 Motherfucker! 103 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:06,128 Is there anything that's even scared you? 104 00:07:06,129 --> 00:07:09,596 I remember a haunt I went to probably three, four years ago. 105 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:12,897 There was a guy on the floor, he was munching his teeth at me. 106 00:07:12,898 --> 00:07:15,466 And I looked at him and he had entrails behind him. 107 00:07:15,467 --> 00:07:17,469 So he was a paraplegic they hired. 108 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:20,037 He was real fast on his hands and I thought that was the most 109 00:07:20,038 --> 00:07:21,037 scariest thing I've ever seen. 110 00:07:22,338 --> 00:07:23,704 So how do you find people? 111 00:07:23,705 --> 00:07:25,574 A lot of people are word of mouth 112 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:27,609 and a lot of people have worked for us for many years, 113 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:28,777 and they bring their friends 114 00:07:28,778 --> 00:07:30,745 and then we also put ads in the Greensheet 115 00:07:30,746 --> 00:07:32,812 and the local newspapers. 116 00:07:32,813 --> 00:07:34,480 And we try to recruit that way too. 117 00:07:34,481 --> 00:07:36,748 Do you do like a background check on people? 118 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:39,916 You know currently we do not do a background check. 119 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,951 But we're looking into doing that in future. 120 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:25,848 - Fuck, bro! - Come on man. 121 00:08:25,849 --> 00:08:27,016 What the fuck are you doing here? 122 00:08:27,017 --> 00:08:28,117 Why didn't you just call me? 123 00:08:28,118 --> 00:08:29,184 What are you doing here? 124 00:08:29,185 --> 00:08:31,286 I went out last night. Had a good time. 125 00:08:31,287 --> 00:08:33,087 Then I came here on time. 126 00:08:33,088 --> 00:08:34,921 You've never been on time for a fucking thing in your life. 127 00:08:34,922 --> 00:08:36,789 Now I'm on time 'cause I was here hours before. 128 00:08:36,790 --> 00:08:38,157 Just be quiet. 129 00:08:38,158 --> 00:08:39,590 Why do I need to be quiet? 130 00:08:39,591 --> 00:08:41,492 I need you serious, from here on out. 131 00:08:41,493 --> 00:08:42,893 Gonna be serious from... In about a minute from now. 132 00:08:45,997 --> 00:08:47,296 Why in a minute? 133 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:48,364 Say hi. 134 00:08:48,365 --> 00:08:48,664 - Hi. - Hi. 135 00:08:50,299 --> 00:08:51,934 High-five? 136 00:08:56,771 --> 00:08:58,004 Why is it upside down now? 137 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:58,537 Flip it. 138 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,507 We gotta get some fucking food, man. 139 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:02,841 I want coffee. 140 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:04,242 - Morning. 141 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:05,309 Ladies. 142 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,477 What's up, son? 143 00:09:07,845 --> 00:09:09,546 - Hi! - Haunted houses. 144 00:09:09,547 --> 00:09:10,814 How are you already here? 145 00:09:10,815 --> 00:09:12,782 You told the bartender, the cab driver, 146 00:09:12,783 --> 00:09:14,417 the guy behind the hotel... 147 00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:15,918 We're all going on a road trip. Who cares? 148 00:09:15,919 --> 00:09:17,485 Yeah. Road trip. 149 00:09:17,486 --> 00:09:20,387 And then, dude, and then you got a fucking pumpkin 150 00:09:20,388 --> 00:09:21,620 and tried to stick your dick in it. 151 00:09:21,621 --> 00:09:23,222 Yeah. You did a little American Pie, 152 00:09:23,223 --> 00:09:24,990 Halloween's style. 153 00:09:24,991 --> 00:09:27,691 Zack, I want to be there to help you out on this situation but you did. 154 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,626 - I'm sorry, I have rolling... - Zack's version... 155 00:09:30,627 --> 00:09:32,493 But I doubt that I did that. 156 00:09:32,494 --> 00:09:33,762 Yo pumpkin pie. 157 00:09:33,763 --> 00:09:35,196 How're you feeling today? 158 00:09:35,197 --> 00:09:38,165 Like angels and sunbeams and unicorns. 159 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,666 - You look it. 160 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,234 Just check it out. I got part of the fridge 161 00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:42,968 that's just gonna be Jeff's healthy stuff. 162 00:09:42,969 --> 00:09:44,037 All right, so you guys know. 163 00:09:44,038 --> 00:09:46,139 You're an idiot. 164 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:48,306 I will eat of your healthy stuff for the whole trip in one night after drinking. 165 00:09:48,307 --> 00:09:50,106 Why do you need seven cameras? 166 00:09:50,107 --> 00:09:52,007 Why? 'Cause I wanna document it all. 167 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:55,244 You ready to go? All right, let's go to it. All right team on three. Boom! 168 00:09:55,245 --> 00:09:57,046 - Jeff, Jeff. - What? 169 00:09:57,047 --> 00:09:59,480 You're never ever gonna get laid if you do things like that. 170 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:03,317 - You excited? 171 00:10:03,318 --> 00:10:05,118 I'm excited. These are always... 172 00:10:05,119 --> 00:10:07,421 I never know what I'm getting myself into 173 00:10:07,422 --> 00:10:08,321 when we start off, 174 00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:11,655 but I always have a good time by the end of it. 175 00:10:11,656 --> 00:10:13,523 So I'm definitely excited. 176 00:10:13,524 --> 00:10:15,124 Zack said you were a little nervous. 177 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:17,826 I know I tend to be jumpy 178 00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:20,694 as a person, so... 179 00:10:20,695 --> 00:10:22,729 Couple that with the fact that I haven't 180 00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:26,065 been to a haunted house in probably... 181 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:29,101 I don't even know how many years, since I was eight or nine. 182 00:10:29,102 --> 00:10:31,503 I kinda don't really know how I'm gonna react 183 00:10:31,504 --> 00:10:32,970 or what it's gonna be like or... 184 00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:34,937 I think haunts have come a long way. 185 00:10:36,074 --> 00:10:37,907 ...since you were eight or nine years old. 186 00:10:37,908 --> 00:10:39,876 See, as long as you give me that in the houses, we're good. 187 00:10:41,676 --> 00:10:43,677 Why don't you tell us more about 188 00:10:45,513 --> 00:10:48,114 your little kid experience going through a haunted house. 189 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:48,581 Um... Well, I assaulted a scare actor, 190 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,986 when I was a child. 191 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,520 Guy jumps down from a tree 192 00:10:56,521 --> 00:10:58,588 and I'm so petrified, I don't... 193 00:10:58,589 --> 00:11:01,124 My bodily reaction is just to punch him in the gut. 194 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,758 When the lights are going like this and you're so disoriented, 195 00:11:03,759 --> 00:11:05,792 the guy actually it seemed like he jumped 196 00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:08,661 straight back up into the tree almost like he had like a... 197 00:11:08,662 --> 00:11:11,197 Seven foot vertical. 198 00:11:11,198 --> 00:11:13,697 Probably 'cause I was like 3'7" at the time. 199 00:11:13,698 --> 00:11:17,466 I'm assuming they've come a long way since we were kids. 200 00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:18,735 Well, I mean, I should hope so. 201 00:11:18,736 --> 00:11:20,905 'Cause I like the only haunts I've ever been to 202 00:11:20,906 --> 00:11:23,205 are the ones at theme parks or something like that, 203 00:11:23,206 --> 00:11:25,374 where the scariest thing is somebody running up to you 204 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:28,210 while you're waiting in line for a hotdog or something. 205 00:11:28,211 --> 00:11:30,110 I promise you they're not gonna be like that. 206 00:11:30,111 --> 00:11:32,112 All right. 207 00:11:32,113 --> 00:11:34,012 We're gonna be out in the country, there's gonna be no rules, 208 00:11:34,013 --> 00:11:36,614 o regulations. - Mmm-hmm. 209 00:11:36,615 --> 00:11:38,483 I don't know how this sounds like a good thing. 210 00:11:38,484 --> 00:11:41,017 This is always what you wish. 211 00:11:41,018 --> 00:11:42,552 There's gonna be no rules, no regulations. 212 00:11:42,553 --> 00:11:44,019 You don't even know where we're going. 213 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:46,821 I'm feeling kinda bad for all these bugs on the windshield. 214 00:11:46,822 --> 00:11:48,322 You're a pacifist for bugs? 215 00:11:48,323 --> 00:11:49,958 I felt bad 'cause there were 216 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,492 a few butterflies that hit the windshield too. 217 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,060 I'd like to know where we're... 218 00:11:53,061 --> 00:11:54,794 Settle down. I've got something planned for everyone. 219 00:11:54,795 --> 00:11:56,295 You have it all planned out. 220 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:57,763 You know exactly where we're going? 221 00:11:57,764 --> 00:11:59,864 I know exactly where we're going. 222 00:11:59,865 --> 00:12:00,064 Let's get directions. No way he's guiding this fucking ship. 223 00:12:02,134 --> 00:12:03,466 It's not organic. 224 00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:07,167 I'm still making pancakes so... 225 00:12:07,168 --> 00:12:07,602 This thing is sweet, I don't know why. 226 00:12:08,469 --> 00:12:10,804 Paddle. 227 00:12:12,406 --> 00:12:14,775 Hey, man, do you know how to get to the haunt house? 228 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,108 Are you all sure you wanna go there? 229 00:12:16,109 --> 00:12:17,509 Mikey, stop screwing around. 230 00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:19,376 - We can't find the exit. - We're just lost. 231 00:12:19,377 --> 00:12:21,947 Yeah? All right. You go down the road right here about five miles. 232 00:12:21,948 --> 00:12:24,315 It'll be in the forest on the left hand side. Mike, let's go. 233 00:12:24,316 --> 00:12:25,815 - I want this. - You're not buying that. 234 00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:26,949 - Thank you so much. - Let's go. 235 00:12:26,950 --> 00:12:28,215 Hey, guys, we got... 236 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,219 - You know where it is? - Yeah. 237 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:32,353 It's five miles up the road. 238 00:12:32,354 --> 00:12:34,655 Getting antsy over there, Jeff? 239 00:12:34,656 --> 00:12:37,389 No, I'm just, you know, jumping to my own beat. You know? 240 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,425 Just jump... Jumpin' to my beat. 241 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,428 - You know, I hope everyone... - Jumping to his own beat. 242 00:12:41,429 --> 00:12:42,962 I might just rap for you later. 243 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,330 One celebratory shot on the road. 244 00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:47,997 That's what last night was. 245 00:12:47,998 --> 00:12:49,699 Yeah, but now we're like 246 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,299 "on the road", on the road. 247 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:52,801 I'll drink if Jeff does. 248 00:12:52,802 --> 00:12:54,569 Air shots? 249 00:12:56,236 --> 00:12:58,370 Dude you look like you're jerking off an elephant. 250 00:13:02,475 --> 00:13:04,141 Jeff, I heard that you have a poem. 251 00:13:04,142 --> 00:13:04,910 The... Oh, the poem. 252 00:13:06,612 --> 00:13:07,677 I don't know if he can read it. 253 00:13:07,678 --> 00:13:08,778 I can't read it while I'm... 254 00:13:08,779 --> 00:13:10,379 I can read the poem. 255 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,480 I wanna read it. I haven't read it. 256 00:13:11,481 --> 00:13:12,046 "I am poem." 257 00:13:13,149 --> 00:13:14,216 I gotta listen to this. 258 00:13:14,217 --> 00:13:17,118 "I am Job." 259 00:13:18,286 --> 00:13:21,354 You hear that, the first line. 260 00:13:21,355 --> 00:13:24,823 "I'm a swell guy who eats strawberries. 261 00:13:24,824 --> 00:13:25,290 "I wonder if demons even inhabited the earth. 262 00:13:28,826 --> 00:13:29,092 "I hear angels crying in my 263 00:13:32,296 --> 00:13:33,395 "brain?" 264 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,764 "In my barn." 265 00:13:34,765 --> 00:13:35,998 "Barn." In my what? 266 00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:37,033 "I touched the roughness... 267 00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:40,667 "The roughness of Bigfoot's arm." 268 00:13:44,437 --> 00:13:46,571 No transition, nothing. 269 00:13:46,572 --> 00:13:47,171 Mikey, it's called art. 270 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,906 I'm so excited. 271 00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:54,944 This is the first night. 272 00:13:59,348 --> 00:14:02,782 These haunt owners have forums, chat rooms. 273 00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:04,216 They put up these pictures. 274 00:14:04,217 --> 00:14:06,219 Dude, there's some crazy shit that goes on there. 275 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,252 You're in, you could park up there. 276 00:14:08,454 --> 00:14:09,954 Are you the sheriff of the town? 277 00:14:09,955 --> 00:14:11,055 - Am I? - Yeah. 278 00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:12,188 No, I'm just security. 279 00:14:12,189 --> 00:14:13,289 Oh, okay, okay. 280 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,490 I wish I was sheriff. 281 00:14:14,491 --> 00:14:16,026 Awesome. 282 00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:17,526 Hello! 283 00:14:18,595 --> 00:14:19,361 - Cool. - Haunt house. 284 00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:22,062 Let's do it. 285 00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:23,129 Let's get scared. 286 00:14:24,432 --> 00:14:25,631 Let's get scared. 287 00:14:49,684 --> 00:14:51,483 You didn't do that. 288 00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:06,359 I will finally make you get in a coffin, look. 289 00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:14,131 Let me the fuck out of here! 290 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:23,305 You're such a dick. 291 00:15:23,306 --> 00:15:24,206 You know I'm claustrophobic. 292 00:15:25,774 --> 00:15:27,175 We can go in now? 293 00:15:28,242 --> 00:15:30,676 You coming? 294 00:15:33,046 --> 00:15:35,679 Shit! Didn't even get in the door yet. 295 00:15:51,393 --> 00:15:52,459 Got you. 296 00:15:56,195 --> 00:15:57,561 Mikey? I can't see shit. 297 00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:49,264 - Bobby? 298 00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:51,932 What the fuck? 299 00:17:02,441 --> 00:17:03,207 Where the hell are we? 300 00:17:04,744 --> 00:17:06,744 Even the music is creepy. 301 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:12,014 So weird. 302 00:17:17,352 --> 00:17:18,651 What the fuck? 303 00:17:22,921 --> 00:17:23,887 Come play with me. 304 00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:26,623 Follow her. 305 00:17:29,194 --> 00:17:31,360 Get the fuck down! Fuck! 306 00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:33,995 You wanna be a pretty doll like me? 307 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,433 Oh, shit! What was that? 308 00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:43,701 Bobby, don't go over there. 309 00:17:43,702 --> 00:17:46,138 - Ashes! - What is going on? 310 00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:48,072 Ashes! 311 00:17:48,073 --> 00:17:50,640 We all fall down! 312 00:17:57,247 --> 00:17:58,781 Get the fuck out of here! 313 00:17:58,782 --> 00:18:01,582 Come back here. I'm not done with you yet. 314 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:02,816 They just love to run you out of those places with chainsaws. 315 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,285 Bob, did you like it? 316 00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,021 I don't give a shit about this place. I wanna talk to these people. 317 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,121 What's goin' on? How are you? 318 00:18:11,122 --> 00:18:12,221 Pretty good. 319 00:18:12,222 --> 00:18:14,323 Uh, do you care if we ask you some questions? 320 00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:14,789 Sure. 321 00:18:16,057 --> 00:18:17,926 So my friend here thinks that, uh, 322 00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:20,628 shady shit goes on in these places. What do you think? 323 00:18:20,629 --> 00:18:23,296 I can probably say I agree with that. 324 00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:25,398 I would think it just be fun to work here. 325 00:18:25,399 --> 00:18:27,134 It is fun. It's interesting. 326 00:18:27,135 --> 00:18:28,934 It's definitely different. 327 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,203 How so? 328 00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:38,841 Bob, Bob, Bob, let's go on the roof. 329 00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:40,442 There's a ladder right over there. 330 00:18:40,443 --> 00:18:41,542 You will never be able to get on the roof. 331 00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:43,109 We can film over like that. 332 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,277 There's a ladder at the back. 333 00:18:45,681 --> 00:18:47,213 Okay. 334 00:18:48,616 --> 00:18:50,115 Mikey, when you get up there, 335 00:18:50,116 --> 00:18:50,382 - do the fucking Almost Famousthing. - What is that? 336 00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:54,118 Stop being so fucking paranoid. 337 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:56,320 - Oh, shit! 338 00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,355 There's a shit ton of people down there, man. 339 00:19:07,327 --> 00:19:10,229 Happy Halloween, guys! Yay! 340 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:11,329 Whoo! Whoo! 341 00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:15,066 They're not fucking happy, Mike. 342 00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:18,534 Go. Get out of here. Go, go. 343 00:19:23,073 --> 00:19:24,405 - Mikey? - What? 344 00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:25,906 Be quiet... 345 00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:27,139 Mikey, let's go. Now! 346 00:19:28,508 --> 00:19:30,110 Take your hoodie off, son. 347 00:19:30,111 --> 00:19:31,677 Take your hoodie off. 348 00:19:31,678 --> 00:19:33,379 - Where ya goin', boy? 349 00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:39,316 Well it's the first night and you've 350 00:19:39,317 --> 00:19:41,252 already pissed off all the haunt workers. 351 00:19:41,253 --> 00:19:42,485 So good one, guys. 352 00:19:42,486 --> 00:19:43,887 What's the scariest part? 353 00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:47,021 I mean creepy guy one, creepy girl two... 354 00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:49,423 I like the bush, like the... 355 00:19:49,424 --> 00:19:50,924 There was this weird part, 356 00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:52,358 where we had to wait because people would be... 357 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,627 Mike, are you sleeping already? 358 00:19:53,628 --> 00:19:55,060 Before you went through the back... 359 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,394 The guy was in camo, and he jumped out of the rose bush... 360 00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:59,562 I need you to show me the side... 361 00:19:59,563 --> 00:20:01,296 Mike, that's that clown. 362 00:20:01,297 --> 00:20:03,065 Bobby, what are you talking about? 363 00:20:05,569 --> 00:20:07,235 Dude tried to break my camera. 364 00:20:07,236 --> 00:20:08,335 He seems really pissed. 365 00:20:13,841 --> 00:20:16,175 Can we just go? This guy is weirding me out. 366 00:20:16,176 --> 00:20:17,842 Am I good on that side? Can I? 367 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,476 Get the fuck outta here. 368 00:21:00,973 --> 00:21:02,573 Did you all here that? 369 00:21:20,219 --> 00:21:21,652 Shit! 370 00:21:21,653 --> 00:21:23,221 What the fuck? 371 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,993 Hello? 372 00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:50,574 - Shit! 373 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:51,441 Jesus! 374 00:21:54,477 --> 00:21:55,310 - Jesus! 375 00:21:59,147 --> 00:22:00,081 You fucking kidding me? 376 00:22:01,215 --> 00:22:02,748 You asshole. 377 00:22:02,749 --> 00:22:04,349 You literally shit in your pants. Come on, man. 378 00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:06,950 Oh, my God! I wish the camera could have seen you face. 379 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:07,186 - I'm too overweight for this. - I'm gonna have a heart attack. 380 00:22:09,254 --> 00:22:11,288 How far will you go to scare people? 381 00:22:13,357 --> 00:22:14,756 Uh... 382 00:22:16,593 --> 00:22:18,227 Perhaps to the point of... 383 00:22:18,228 --> 00:22:19,928 They won't let us touch 'em or bash 'em over 384 00:22:19,929 --> 00:22:21,563 the head and drag 'em off anywhere, 385 00:22:21,564 --> 00:22:23,564 so I have to kinda stop at that point. 386 00:22:23,565 --> 00:22:24,097 I heard of, uh, 387 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,032 a in New Orleans doing a lot of weird crazy stuff but, 388 00:22:30,969 --> 00:22:33,236 I have never been to one that really does that. 389 00:22:33,237 --> 00:22:37,005 Thank goodness! That's invading my territorial bubble. 390 00:22:37,006 --> 00:22:39,041 I tend to freak out if you try to tie me up. 391 00:22:39,042 --> 00:22:42,310 I grew up with three sisters. They always tied me up and did things to me 392 00:22:42,311 --> 00:22:44,544 and I don't... Yeah, I don't... Yeah. 393 00:22:44,545 --> 00:22:45,811 No, I wouldn't go for that. 394 00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:53,717 No, not completely naked... 395 00:22:53,718 --> 00:22:54,651 I have, like, you know, 396 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,720 a little bathing suit on and whatever, 397 00:22:57,721 --> 00:23:00,156 and the whole rest of my body was blue. 398 00:23:00,157 --> 00:23:00,490 I had weird ears and a tail and everything like that. 399 00:23:03,259 --> 00:23:04,091 Most Zack's ever done is 400 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:06,959 done a white sheet over his head and two black holes. 401 00:23:10,731 --> 00:23:12,732 Wasn't he like a muscle man one year? 402 00:23:12,733 --> 00:23:13,799 I highly doubt it. 403 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,500 I was the Shake Weight. 404 00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:18,835 That's what he was, he was a Shake Weight. 405 00:23:18,836 --> 00:23:20,336 The Shake Weight guy. 406 00:23:20,337 --> 00:23:21,537 Don't ever do that again. 407 00:23:21,538 --> 00:23:23,304 So gross. 408 00:23:24,706 --> 00:23:26,572 Okay. 409 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:29,474 Okay, I'm just reading this tweet, okay. 410 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:32,444 "They say penis size is related to shoe size, 411 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,177 "which makes the fear of being raped by a clown that much scarier." 412 00:23:37,982 --> 00:23:39,516 Give me some of those. 413 00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:42,152 I will trade you... 414 00:23:43,787 --> 00:23:46,254 ...my chocolate 415 00:23:46,255 --> 00:23:46,687 for one of these. Bro, look at your eyes. 416 00:23:47,789 --> 00:23:50,389 I can't help it. I gotta take a piss. 417 00:23:52,093 --> 00:23:54,827 But there's a fucking lineup for the bathroom. 418 00:23:54,828 --> 00:23:54,960 Now I'm residual high. 419 00:23:57,096 --> 00:23:58,429 From your cigarettes. 420 00:24:00,298 --> 00:24:03,033 - I like that trade. 421 00:24:06,637 --> 00:24:10,103 Right. When do you think you're gonna tell us where we're going? 422 00:24:14,908 --> 00:24:16,075 It's gonna be a shit show 423 00:24:16,076 --> 00:24:17,141 when we go on this haunt tonight. 424 00:24:17,142 --> 00:24:18,342 It's all his fault. 425 00:24:18,343 --> 00:24:20,076 I didn't know you couldn't handle smoking weed. 426 00:24:25,983 --> 00:24:28,050 Oh, my God! 427 00:24:30,318 --> 00:24:32,585 Oh, my God! He is still crying. 428 00:24:32,586 --> 00:24:34,221 You really think it's a good idea 429 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:35,755 for you walk through any of these haunts? 430 00:24:35,756 --> 00:24:36,923 I've got a few hours. 431 00:24:36,924 --> 00:24:38,690 Yeah, fucked up? 432 00:24:38,691 --> 00:24:40,658 You're gonna be a train wreck. 433 00:24:40,659 --> 00:24:42,026 It's his fault. 434 00:24:42,027 --> 00:24:43,293 I don't care whose fault it is, 435 00:24:43,294 --> 00:24:44,662 we've got to be there in two hours. 436 00:24:44,663 --> 00:24:46,963 This place is very creepy. 437 00:24:46,964 --> 00:24:48,131 I'm scared, you're scared, we're all scared. 438 00:24:49,965 --> 00:24:51,598 And then we can get... 439 00:24:53,335 --> 00:24:56,404 You sound like, "You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream." 440 00:24:56,405 --> 00:24:57,638 You have any? 441 00:24:59,407 --> 00:25:01,473 Brandy, what are you most afraid of? 442 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:05,375 - I have a fear of snakes. - Me too. 443 00:25:05,376 --> 00:25:07,778 I guarantee you snakes are... 444 00:25:07,779 --> 00:25:10,011 I hate 'em. They don't move right. 445 00:25:10,012 --> 00:25:12,979 They're just unnatural. I'm not a fan at all. 446 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:15,048 I met a chick once and when we came back to her place, 447 00:25:15,048 --> 00:25:17,183 and she had a fucking python, like, as a pet. 448 00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:18,486 And she just pulled it out. 449 00:25:18,487 --> 00:25:20,253 She'd come home drunk and pulled it... I'm like, "Ahh! 450 00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:21,687 "This is never gonna work." 451 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,522 I'm gonna put you in a coffin and then 452 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,288 put snakes in the coffin, would you do it? 453 00:25:25,289 --> 00:25:27,258 No, absolutely not. I will not... 454 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:29,626 How much would we have to pay you? 455 00:25:29,627 --> 00:25:32,227 For $1,000 would you get in the coffin? 456 00:25:32,228 --> 00:25:34,028 For $5,000 I would. 457 00:25:34,029 --> 00:25:36,163 Coffin, cut a hole at the bottom and send snakes through it. 458 00:25:36,164 --> 00:25:39,433 Are they poisonous? Can you guarantee they're not poisonous? 459 00:25:39,434 --> 00:25:39,600 Yes, they're poisonous. 460 00:25:41,401 --> 00:25:43,268 These are big boy seats. 461 00:25:44,638 --> 00:25:46,270 Bobby what was that thing 462 00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:48,273 you were just saying about me just a couple of minutes ago? 463 00:25:50,443 --> 00:25:51,609 I don't recall. 464 00:25:52,877 --> 00:25:54,610 Well, I'll just lead you in and remind you... 465 00:25:54,611 --> 00:25:57,311 - We're lucky to have you - ...and refresh your memory. 466 00:25:57,312 --> 00:25:58,846 We're lucky to have you. 467 00:25:58,847 --> 00:26:01,381 Yeah, say that one more time. Hold on. 468 00:26:01,382 --> 00:26:02,882 - Brandy, we're... - Hold on. 469 00:26:02,883 --> 00:26:04,748 And... Go! 470 00:26:04,749 --> 00:26:06,483 Brandy, we're lucky to have you here. 471 00:26:06,484 --> 00:26:08,153 Yeah, that's right. 472 00:26:08,154 --> 00:26:09,920 How do you feel about that, Mike? 473 00:26:09,921 --> 00:26:10,520 About what? 474 00:26:11,923 --> 00:26:14,589 I wouldn't call you a sister I never had. 475 00:26:14,590 --> 00:26:16,591 Just in case we ever get naked. 476 00:26:16,592 --> 00:26:17,958 Already had her. 477 00:26:17,959 --> 00:26:19,594 - Already had her. - Never gonna happen. 478 00:26:19,595 --> 00:26:22,663 We made out on a roof top, kind of one time when we were 16. 479 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:23,796 There was actually no making out. 480 00:26:23,797 --> 00:26:24,997 We didn't make out, 481 00:26:24,998 --> 00:26:26,932 it was just like heavy petting. It was weird. 482 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,698 Zack, is there like a trailer for this haunt? 483 00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:33,236 Like, did they make a commercial? 484 00:26:33,237 --> 00:26:33,670 Yeah I was trying to show Brandy but she just freaked out. 485 00:26:35,639 --> 00:26:37,806 Why don't any of these haunts make commercials? 486 00:26:39,911 --> 00:26:41,943 I don't see commercials do ya? 487 00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:45,512 Asshole! 488 00:26:45,513 --> 00:26:47,346 Are you fucking kidding me? 489 00:26:47,347 --> 00:26:47,647 We're gonna be in the... Driving the scares in the zombie paint ball. 490 00:26:51,117 --> 00:26:52,283 Jeff, did you hear that? 491 00:26:52,284 --> 00:26:53,450 It's gonna be awesome. 492 00:26:53,451 --> 00:26:54,817 Can't wait. 493 00:26:54,818 --> 00:26:57,185 Now, do the zombies have guns? 494 00:26:57,186 --> 00:26:59,020 Are we out in the forest paint balling? 495 00:26:59,021 --> 00:27:00,320 I don't know... 496 00:27:00,321 --> 00:27:02,056 Have you ever seen a zombie shoot a gun? 497 00:27:02,057 --> 00:27:02,756 No, I've never seen... 498 00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:05,692 Has it ever happened in cinema history? 499 00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:06,626 No, but... I don't know. 500 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:09,761 Are they gonna shoot back at us though? 501 00:27:10,932 --> 00:27:12,398 All head shots, right, Jeff? 502 00:27:12,399 --> 00:27:13,599 Zombie 101. 503 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,933 Hey, we have time. 504 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,733 You guys wanna pull over and have drinks first? 505 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,207 All alone now. 506 00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:29,809 Nature. 507 00:27:29,810 --> 00:27:31,777 Somebody was here before us. 508 00:27:33,314 --> 00:27:35,214 Yeah. 509 00:27:35,215 --> 00:27:38,315 Yeah, they said it was okay to camp over here. 510 00:27:38,316 --> 00:27:39,716 I mean, it just went out. 511 00:27:39,717 --> 00:27:41,083 - Got any wood? - Not a big camper... 512 00:27:41,084 --> 00:27:42,384 Were you a Brownie? 513 00:27:42,385 --> 00:27:44,552 - Yep. - I ate a brownie once. 514 00:27:44,553 --> 00:27:46,820 Really? 515 00:27:46,821 --> 00:27:48,354 How do you know... That's a beautiful fire. 516 00:27:48,355 --> 00:27:49,654 Have you ever camped in your life? 517 00:27:49,655 --> 00:27:52,023 Nope, not when I stay at Motel 6. 518 00:27:55,696 --> 00:27:57,362 Hey, more beer. 519 00:27:57,363 --> 00:27:59,429 That's not why I'm on this trip. 520 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:00,597 We don't have marshmallows? 521 00:28:00,598 --> 00:28:02,130 No. 522 00:28:02,131 --> 00:28:03,666 No, it's for you. 523 00:28:03,667 --> 00:28:04,767 Drink it, drink it. Drink it, Bran. 524 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:08,469 Don't waste it. 525 00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:09,202 Yuck! 526 00:28:10,371 --> 00:28:13,272 It was just the foam, that's so gross. 527 00:28:13,273 --> 00:28:15,107 So this is a rap I wrote this morning. 528 00:28:15,108 --> 00:28:17,176 "Livin' in a barn is the life for me. 529 00:28:17,177 --> 00:28:19,043 "Green hill farm is the place to be. 530 00:28:19,044 --> 00:28:21,143 "If you pee on a fence and you hate your wiener, 531 00:28:21,144 --> 00:28:23,512 "don't be looking at my turkey 'cause he ain't for dinner. 532 00:28:23,513 --> 00:28:25,048 "4:00 a.m. and the cows get up. 533 00:28:25,049 --> 00:28:27,117 "No desert till you crush that sauerkraut. 534 00:28:27,118 --> 00:28:28,217 "Got a barn full of hay, 535 00:28:28,218 --> 00:28:29,351 "A fire with some s'mores, 536 00:28:29,352 --> 00:28:31,151 "Mom yelling 'Chickens, chores!' 537 00:28:31,152 --> 00:28:33,087 "Ain't no arcade till that shit gets shoveled. 538 00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:35,288 "What you lookin' at, fool? This is life in a bubble." 539 00:28:38,424 --> 00:28:40,057 That's from Ohio right there. - Yeah. 540 00:28:40,058 --> 00:28:41,458 - We know. - Straight up. 541 00:28:41,459 --> 00:28:42,525 Shampoo conditioner. 542 00:28:42,526 --> 00:28:43,425 Beard repair. 543 00:28:44,627 --> 00:28:45,126 Uh... 544 00:28:46,296 --> 00:28:48,665 What's that goes underneath my skin? Beard oil. 545 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:50,165 What's beard repair? 546 00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:52,032 Repairs you do like once every three days. 547 00:28:52,033 --> 00:28:53,800 - Those are all flammable. - You know that, right? 548 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:55,301 - Hello. - Huh? Fuck! 549 00:28:55,302 --> 00:28:56,670 - You all enjoying my fire? - Jesus. 550 00:28:56,671 --> 00:28:57,937 Holy shit, man. 551 00:29:03,474 --> 00:29:06,543 So, what the hell you doin' out in the woods? 552 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:08,444 I live out there. 553 00:29:08,445 --> 00:29:10,279 - Which haunt do you work at? - The one down the road? 554 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,746 Yeah. 555 00:29:11,747 --> 00:29:12,680 Yeah, we're goin' there next, I think. 556 00:29:12,681 --> 00:29:14,216 Yeah. 557 00:29:14,217 --> 00:29:15,782 We see a bunch of kids at a lot of these haunts, 558 00:29:15,783 --> 00:29:17,752 'cause no one's calling Social Services on 'em. 559 00:29:17,753 --> 00:29:20,120 They're like eight, nine years old. 560 00:29:20,121 --> 00:29:23,021 You know, it's like here in backwoods and shit, 561 00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:24,088 there's no rules, there's none of that stuff. 562 00:29:25,457 --> 00:29:27,624 What you mean "backwoods"? 563 00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:51,141 If that dude is still at our campfire when we go back, I'm out. 564 00:29:51,142 --> 00:29:53,575 I hope they shoot you with a paint ball. 565 00:29:53,576 --> 00:29:56,910 Hey, this place is putting my Presidential stimulus plan in action. 566 00:29:56,911 --> 00:29:57,778 Do you want the camera? Can you come over here now? 567 00:29:59,647 --> 00:30:01,181 Hey, do you... 568 00:30:02,549 --> 00:30:04,082 Can we film in here? 569 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:04,783 All right, awesome. 570 00:30:06,284 --> 00:30:06,686 I prefer to call it a zombie stimulus plan. 571 00:30:10,556 --> 00:30:13,490 - Brandy thinks it's a laser. 572 00:30:13,491 --> 00:30:15,557 - I'm really excited. - That's ridiculous. 573 00:30:15,558 --> 00:30:17,993 How long have you guys been doin' the zombie paintball? 574 00:30:17,994 --> 00:30:19,393 This is our first year. 575 00:30:19,394 --> 00:30:20,961 - First year? - Groundbreaking! 576 00:30:20,962 --> 00:30:22,996 Wow! 577 00:30:22,997 --> 00:30:24,463 Well, I'm gonna tell everybody I know, just so you know. 578 00:30:24,464 --> 00:30:26,596 Seven more people are going to find out. 579 00:30:26,597 --> 00:30:28,131 He has seven Facebook friends. 580 00:30:33,372 --> 00:30:35,004 I don't think I hit anything. Get closer. 581 00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:37,138 So, how can you do that? How can you do that? 582 00:30:41,644 --> 00:30:43,445 Put these on. 583 00:30:43,446 --> 00:30:45,979 All right, guys, getting into dead territory over here. 584 00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:50,548 Oh, fuck, look at that face. 585 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:52,283 Man, I'm gonna crush this guy. There he is. 586 00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:55,218 - Get that one. 587 00:31:03,792 --> 00:31:05,860 Get it, get it, get it. 588 00:31:07,562 --> 00:31:09,628 Oh, shit! 589 00:31:09,629 --> 00:31:10,862 Yeah, you bitches! Fucking die! 590 00:31:12,465 --> 00:31:13,564 Hey, Mikey, did that hit you? 591 00:31:13,565 --> 00:31:15,733 Yeah. Right in the face, dude. 592 00:31:19,334 --> 00:31:20,601 Power of Christ compels you! 593 00:31:20,602 --> 00:31:21,968 That was awesome. 594 00:31:24,272 --> 00:31:28,174 That was the most fun I've had in forever, that was so cool. 595 00:31:28,175 --> 00:31:30,009 Zack, I will do whatever you wanna do. 596 00:31:30,010 --> 00:31:31,343 Thank you. 597 00:31:31,344 --> 00:31:33,946 Hey! I want that written down and documented. 598 00:31:33,947 --> 00:31:36,147 Jeff said, "I will do whatever you want on this trip." 599 00:31:36,148 --> 00:31:38,448 Whatever, this is like the most fun ever. 600 00:31:38,449 --> 00:31:40,281 What did you think, mate? 601 00:31:40,282 --> 00:31:40,883 Banging around. 602 00:31:42,084 --> 00:31:43,619 - I'll fix it. - RV is breaking down. 603 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:46,087 I'm going to be banging around back there soon 604 00:31:46,088 --> 00:31:47,188 with a zombie. 605 00:31:47,189 --> 00:31:48,688 Bang around and go to fucking bed. 606 00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:50,589 That joke is never going to die. 607 00:31:50,590 --> 00:31:51,991 I think let's pull over. 608 00:31:51,992 --> 00:31:53,225 Keep going. 609 00:31:53,226 --> 00:31:54,560 What the fuck is that? 610 00:31:54,561 --> 00:31:55,461 Hey, guys. 611 00:31:56,764 --> 00:31:58,763 Is that the girl from the haunt? 612 00:31:58,764 --> 00:32:00,263 We're 100 miles from there, there's no way that's her. 613 00:32:00,264 --> 00:32:01,631 Stop. Pull over in front of her. 614 00:32:01,632 --> 00:32:03,332 - Oh, my God. - Why? 615 00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:04,466 What, are you going to talk to her or something? 616 00:32:04,467 --> 00:32:06,401 Stop. Pull over. Just pull up. 617 00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:07,969 I'll go talk to her. Trying to be the hero? 618 00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:09,302 Well, I'm not trying to be a... 619 00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:10,136 Real, genuine, Texan. 620 00:32:13,406 --> 00:32:14,471 Why does your brother do this? 621 00:32:14,472 --> 00:32:16,207 Also 3:00 in the morning. 622 00:32:21,979 --> 00:32:23,379 Oh! There goes your brother. 623 00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:25,149 She didn't really say anything. 624 00:32:33,354 --> 00:32:34,586 Mikey, what's going on? 625 00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:35,320 I don't know. 626 00:32:36,624 --> 00:32:38,290 She just kind of followed me in here. 627 00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:42,992 Something happened to your car? 628 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:48,397 Can you call somebody or something? 629 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:52,267 Is there anywhere we can take you? 630 00:33:23,422 --> 00:33:24,154 What the fuck was that? 631 00:33:25,723 --> 00:33:28,125 Getting the fuck out of here. 632 00:33:29,660 --> 00:33:30,927 She was just fucking with us. Let's go. 633 00:33:36,331 --> 00:33:37,931 It was okay, but it was too scary for me. 634 00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:39,000 - It was good. - Yeah? 635 00:33:39,001 --> 00:33:40,201 It was a good little scare. 636 00:33:40,202 --> 00:33:41,769 The scariest thing is when the walls open up 637 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:43,368 and they come out from the walls. 638 00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:45,436 You don't even see 'em 'cause they look like the walls. 639 00:33:45,437 --> 00:33:47,105 There's all blood gushing everywhere. 640 00:33:47,106 --> 00:33:49,606 I was like, "Oh, my gosh". 641 00:33:49,607 --> 00:33:51,540 It was like, "Get me out of this damn place". 642 00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:53,441 Because I was scared he had a chainsaw! 643 00:33:53,442 --> 00:33:55,008 That's what I'm looking for. 644 00:33:55,009 --> 00:33:56,175 This lady, uh-uh. 645 00:33:56,176 --> 00:33:56,342 She wants the, "Ooh, all scary. Oh, my God." No. 646 00:34:00,514 --> 00:34:02,883 We want the real stuff, the Faces of Death stuff. 647 00:34:02,884 --> 00:34:05,684 Your community service was working at a haunted house? 648 00:34:05,685 --> 00:34:07,485 For real, for real. 649 00:34:07,486 --> 00:34:10,122 Okay, see, now that, had I known that first, 650 00:34:10,123 --> 00:34:12,322 - that'd make it scarier going in. - Yeah. 651 00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:16,724 Let's do it. 652 00:34:16,725 --> 00:34:17,925 Is everybody else up? 653 00:34:17,926 --> 00:34:19,726 Uh, I don't know. 654 00:34:19,727 --> 00:34:21,229 Mikey's definitely not. 655 00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:23,063 I think I nudged him, like, five times. 656 00:34:23,064 --> 00:34:25,297 Does it have to be like this every morning? 657 00:34:25,298 --> 00:34:27,598 I need eight minutes to totally get ready. 658 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,000 I'll be fine. You get ready. 659 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:31,370 The last night was really weird. 660 00:34:31,371 --> 00:34:33,738 - Yeah, you made it weird. - You brought her in here. 661 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:37,472 Oh, man, I didn't think that was going to happen, it was just... 662 00:34:37,473 --> 00:34:41,075 It's kind of weird. It's almost like they're fictional characters. 663 00:34:41,076 --> 00:34:42,909 - You know what I mean? - Yep. 664 00:34:42,910 --> 00:34:44,210 So funny. 665 00:34:44,211 --> 00:34:45,811 I mean, I guess not really funny. 666 00:34:51,850 --> 00:34:53,717 Bob, what exactly are you looking for on this? 667 00:34:53,718 --> 00:34:56,586 I mean these... You keep saying back country. 668 00:34:56,587 --> 00:34:58,087 I mean, that's... 669 00:34:58,088 --> 00:34:59,354 Where these hillbillies... 670 00:34:59,355 --> 00:35:01,321 Some of them are a little messed up. 671 00:35:01,322 --> 00:35:03,124 These places though, it's like, 672 00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:05,859 we have this password we have to find for this. 673 00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:08,027 They say "blue skull, blue skeleton." 674 00:35:08,028 --> 00:35:11,162 But there's something to blue because people keep using it. 675 00:35:11,163 --> 00:35:13,598 And it was in Dallas, then it was in Houston. 676 00:35:13,599 --> 00:35:14,798 And so it moves around. 677 00:35:14,799 --> 00:35:16,534 So it's not as much about backwoods 678 00:35:16,535 --> 00:35:19,334 as we're going to have to go to the backwoods to find the password. 679 00:35:19,335 --> 00:35:21,069 But the place, it seems like... 680 00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,337 "Is this the haunt hole?" 681 00:35:22,338 --> 00:35:24,106 What is an extreme haunt? 682 00:35:24,107 --> 00:35:26,807 Instead of them chasing you with a chainsaw with no chain on it, 683 00:35:26,808 --> 00:35:29,742 they're going to chase you with the chain on it and like... 684 00:35:29,743 --> 00:35:31,744 I don't understand how far... 685 00:35:31,745 --> 00:35:34,946 Like, how far you really can go on without hurting somebody. 686 00:35:42,284 --> 00:35:43,816 - But that's where... - Oh, shit. 687 00:35:43,817 --> 00:35:45,386 You need to get out, and we need to check with... 688 00:35:45,387 --> 00:35:46,586 Guys, where in the hell is this place? 689 00:35:47,857 --> 00:35:50,557 I want to say it's further away than you think, 690 00:35:54,059 --> 00:35:56,928 but, Todd says, "Are we lost?" 691 00:36:02,632 --> 00:36:04,865 Look at this place. 692 00:36:04,866 --> 00:36:06,601 Can I even fit, Zack, is this... 693 00:36:06,602 --> 00:36:08,269 Can you even get in here? 694 00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:10,337 Going to have to make it work. 695 00:36:10,338 --> 00:36:12,671 Oh, my God. 696 00:36:12,672 --> 00:36:14,307 Can you try not to run over any more children? 697 00:36:14,308 --> 00:36:15,709 All these people are already outside. 698 00:36:17,677 --> 00:36:19,377 It's actually kind of cool to get here early and see 699 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,245 like, they're, like, being real people. 700 00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:22,946 Oh! 701 00:36:31,652 --> 00:36:33,052 This place is a shit hole, Bobby. 702 00:36:33,053 --> 00:36:34,553 In the middle of bumfuck nowhere. 703 00:36:34,554 --> 00:36:36,220 His back was enough for you, Bobby? 704 00:36:36,221 --> 00:36:37,956 These are your people, farm boy. 705 00:36:37,957 --> 00:36:40,192 That's right, dude. - It looks like high school kids made this. 706 00:36:40,193 --> 00:36:42,125 - What up? - What? 707 00:36:42,126 --> 00:36:43,426 I couldn't even go. Let's go. We're going to... 708 00:36:43,427 --> 00:36:44,160 What so you mean... Let's go. 709 00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:46,361 The line was ridiculous. 710 00:36:46,362 --> 00:36:47,730 Why are you waiting in line? We're in the middle of a fucking forest. 711 00:36:47,731 --> 00:36:48,264 Go piss in the bushes. 712 00:37:03,174 --> 00:37:04,840 Holy shit. 713 00:37:06,177 --> 00:37:06,943 Dude. 714 00:37:08,013 --> 00:37:08,812 Nice costume. 715 00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:12,381 Jesus! 716 00:37:16,551 --> 00:37:17,617 Okay. 717 00:37:20,152 --> 00:37:21,287 Holy shit. 718 00:37:21,288 --> 00:37:22,621 What the hell, man? 719 00:37:22,622 --> 00:37:24,487 Leave me alone. 720 00:37:24,488 --> 00:37:25,887 Don't! 721 00:37:25,888 --> 00:37:27,589 Why the fuck are you following me? 722 00:37:27,590 --> 00:37:29,125 Oh, fuck. 723 00:37:29,126 --> 00:37:30,492 Get the fuck away. 724 00:37:32,496 --> 00:37:33,695 Oh, fuck! 725 00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:39,031 Please, what do you want? 726 00:37:40,401 --> 00:37:41,700 What the fuck is wrong with you? 727 00:37:42,902 --> 00:37:44,102 What the fuck? 728 00:37:49,439 --> 00:37:50,474 Jesus. Not even a haunt yet. 729 00:37:51,675 --> 00:37:53,743 Zack? 730 00:37:54,810 --> 00:37:55,676 Yo. 731 00:38:01,549 --> 00:38:03,384 What are you doing, man? 732 00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:11,588 Hey, guys! How's it going? What's your name, buddy? 733 00:38:14,257 --> 00:38:16,790 Hi, Mikey. How are you doin'? 734 00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:19,558 What's the camera for? Are you guys doing Crimestoppers 735 00:38:19,559 --> 00:38:20,892 or Cops or something? 736 00:38:20,893 --> 00:38:22,461 We're doing To Catch a Predator. 737 00:38:22,462 --> 00:38:24,064 To Catch a Predator? 738 00:38:24,065 --> 00:38:26,931 I gotta go. 739 00:38:26,932 --> 00:38:30,867 Watch out, where're you going, you piece of shit? 740 00:38:30,868 --> 00:38:31,567 Ooh. Oh, I like big, fuzzy bears. 741 00:38:34,706 --> 00:38:35,938 Ooh. 742 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,673 Oh! Always touch the beard. 743 00:38:37,674 --> 00:38:39,073 Always touch the beard. 744 00:38:39,074 --> 00:38:40,341 I feel so violated right now. 745 00:38:49,213 --> 00:38:51,015 Zack, watch the light. 746 00:38:52,684 --> 00:38:53,818 Trying, dude. Go ahead of us. 747 00:39:03,358 --> 00:39:06,526 Break out! Break out! 748 00:39:06,527 --> 00:39:09,260 Come on! 749 00:39:11,062 --> 00:39:12,962 Zack? 750 00:39:12,963 --> 00:39:14,298 Where did you go? 751 00:39:15,566 --> 00:39:17,301 Wait, where are you? 752 00:39:24,072 --> 00:39:25,807 Which way? 753 00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:41,916 That's disgusting. 754 00:39:41,917 --> 00:39:43,051 Brandy, you all right? 755 00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:49,590 Please! 756 00:39:49,591 --> 00:39:51,957 No, no! Let me go, please. 757 00:39:55,928 --> 00:39:58,061 Let me out. Let me out. 758 00:39:58,062 --> 00:39:59,396 Let me out! 759 00:40:01,630 --> 00:40:03,263 Please, let me go! 760 00:40:03,264 --> 00:40:05,265 Ed, shut the fuck up! 761 00:40:05,266 --> 00:40:06,099 This is so fucked up. 762 00:40:08,871 --> 00:40:10,204 You want a piece of her, boys? 763 00:40:12,406 --> 00:40:15,240 Zack, I don't think we're supposed to go in here. 764 00:40:15,241 --> 00:40:16,340 Zack! Don't go... 765 00:40:17,777 --> 00:40:18,876 Don't go. 766 00:40:19,978 --> 00:40:21,378 I'm just here for your father. 767 00:40:21,379 --> 00:40:23,846 Get that thing out of here! 768 00:40:32,519 --> 00:40:33,719 Get out of here! 769 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,088 Guys, let's get out of here! 770 00:40:35,089 --> 00:40:36,821 Get the fuck out of here! 771 00:41:06,843 --> 00:41:08,877 He's still behind you! 772 00:41:08,878 --> 00:41:10,812 Walk, walk, walk. He's still following us. 773 00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:14,548 Zack! 774 00:41:14,549 --> 00:41:17,116 Oh, my God! 775 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,054 Oh, my God! 776 00:41:24,055 --> 00:41:25,121 Oh, God! 777 00:41:29,325 --> 00:41:30,627 What's going on? 778 00:41:30,628 --> 00:41:32,161 Oh, shit! 779 00:41:33,329 --> 00:41:34,962 Back up, back up, back up, back up! 780 00:41:42,034 --> 00:41:43,435 Shit. 781 00:41:48,137 --> 00:41:48,571 Zack, let's go. Let's go. 782 00:41:54,844 --> 00:41:57,710 Zack, let's go! Let's go! Fuck! Come on! 783 00:41:57,711 --> 00:42:00,412 There you are, fucking sucker! Yeah, take it! 784 00:42:00,413 --> 00:42:01,582 Take it! Take it! 785 00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:02,916 Good morning. 786 00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:39,606 Brandy. 787 00:42:39,607 --> 00:42:41,141 You're gonna die. 788 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:45,044 - Brandy. - Walk away. 789 00:42:45,045 --> 00:42:45,810 Brandy. 790 00:42:47,914 --> 00:42:49,214 It's time to play! 791 00:42:50,782 --> 00:42:52,249 Get the fuck away from me! 792 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:53,449 Oh, shit! 793 00:42:53,450 --> 00:42:55,085 Die! You're gonna die! 794 00:42:58,588 --> 00:43:00,721 I think it's a little weird that they knew my name. 795 00:43:00,722 --> 00:43:03,690 Someone probably told them to say that to freak you out. 796 00:43:13,732 --> 00:43:15,234 Wait, what? 797 00:43:15,235 --> 00:43:17,234 - Why didn't you say anything? 798 00:43:17,235 --> 00:43:19,768 Honestly, because you guys get so scared about everything. 799 00:43:19,769 --> 00:43:21,503 I wanted to make sure you could go through the haunt. 800 00:43:21,504 --> 00:43:22,570 Zack's the one... 801 00:43:22,571 --> 00:43:23,671 - Yeah. - I don't know. 802 00:43:23,672 --> 00:43:25,038 Ask them. 803 00:43:25,039 --> 00:43:25,939 Zack, where we going tomorrow? 804 00:43:28,308 --> 00:43:29,774 Have you told him? 805 00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:31,775 It was a haunted house down in the south somewhere. 806 00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:35,980 I don't know if it was in Alabama or wherever it was on. 807 00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:39,516 We have a forum, chat room, for haunted house owners. 808 00:43:39,517 --> 00:43:42,084 And, uh, there was a, um... 809 00:43:42,085 --> 00:43:44,985 A younger kid that was in a scene, where it was a hanging scene, 810 00:43:44,986 --> 00:43:47,321 and he had replaced the breakaway noose 811 00:43:47,322 --> 00:43:49,589 that was in the scene with his own, 812 00:43:49,590 --> 00:43:52,090 but he accidentally hung himself. 813 00:43:52,091 --> 00:43:53,957 Um, and it was part of the show. 814 00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:56,928 And by the time they were able to take care of the situation... 815 00:43:56,929 --> 00:43:58,362 I mean, he was already dead. 816 00:43:58,363 --> 00:44:00,264 This was, like, in a haunted house? 817 00:44:00,265 --> 00:44:02,097 This was in a haunted house while the haunted house was open. 818 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,139 ...or should I get Skittles? 819 00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:15,774 This is all garbage food, all garbage food. 820 00:44:15,775 --> 00:44:17,375 Or should I get Sour Patch Kids? 821 00:44:17,376 --> 00:44:19,209 Yeah, I don't think any of your... 822 00:44:19,210 --> 00:44:21,578 Or should I get a big pickle? 823 00:44:21,579 --> 00:44:22,778 So, are we off the 20? 824 00:44:22,779 --> 00:44:24,145 What is a good name 825 00:44:24,146 --> 00:44:25,112 - for a city? - Where's the haunt? 826 00:44:25,113 --> 00:44:26,079 What city is the haunt in? 827 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,381 That is not what I know. 828 00:44:27,382 --> 00:44:28,982 Not our job. Not our job. 829 00:44:28,983 --> 00:44:30,583 Look how creepy... 830 00:44:30,584 --> 00:44:31,952 Look how creepy this is. 831 00:44:31,953 --> 00:44:33,486 - I love this. - What the hell is that? 832 00:44:33,487 --> 00:44:34,920 And he's combing his hair? 833 00:44:34,921 --> 00:44:37,888 We're going to find these places that... 834 00:44:37,889 --> 00:44:40,190 I don't know what goes on if they 835 00:44:40,191 --> 00:44:42,426 use real body parts or whatever. 836 00:44:42,427 --> 00:44:45,027 Real body parts, that doesn't scare me, though, like... 837 00:44:45,028 --> 00:44:46,628 I'm not going to know the difference. 838 00:44:46,629 --> 00:44:48,262 If a real human leg... 839 00:44:48,263 --> 00:44:50,898 But I won't know if it's a real human leg 840 00:44:50,899 --> 00:44:52,500 or it's a fake human leg, so it's not... 841 00:44:52,501 --> 00:44:53,533 That doesn't bother me because I don't know the truth anyway. 842 00:44:55,201 --> 00:44:57,336 What someone's idea of what scary is, 843 00:44:59,204 --> 00:45:01,407 is totally different to somebody else. 844 00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:04,408 Is it dressing up the walls, with blood dripping off and all that stuff? 845 00:45:04,409 --> 00:45:05,775 I don't need all that. 846 00:45:05,776 --> 00:45:08,944 Mine's more like, real shit, dark. 847 00:45:08,945 --> 00:45:10,979 I don't know where I'm going, I don't know what's happening. 848 00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:12,813 The intricate details to me isn't that big of a deal. 849 00:45:12,814 --> 00:45:14,280 Where are you going? 850 00:45:14,281 --> 00:45:14,914 Why do you care? 851 00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:18,317 Who you talking to? 852 00:45:19,618 --> 00:45:20,819 Chantelle. 853 00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:22,253 Yeah, I got something good for him. 854 00:45:24,523 --> 00:45:25,156 All right. All right. 855 00:45:27,390 --> 00:45:29,325 This is Mikey's surprise, give him a clue. 856 00:45:29,326 --> 00:45:30,725 I did. You gotta think about it. 857 00:45:30,726 --> 00:45:33,094 I mean, think about the theme of this trip. 858 00:45:33,095 --> 00:45:34,095 Think about some place Mikey loves and just combine the two. 859 00:45:36,631 --> 00:45:37,964 Dude, it's like some Halloween theme thing. 860 00:45:40,499 --> 00:45:42,701 Mikey, are you into weird stuff? 861 00:45:42,702 --> 00:45:44,803 Absolutely, but I don't know if they're gonna let us go in there. 862 00:45:44,804 --> 00:45:47,203 Oh, hold on. Look what he's... 863 00:45:47,204 --> 00:45:48,737 Yes. How old is that lady? 864 00:45:48,738 --> 00:45:51,373 50-year veteran stripper. 865 00:46:02,682 --> 00:46:04,082 Jeffrey, is this your first time? 866 00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:05,783 No... Yeah, my first year out of Florida. 867 00:46:05,784 --> 00:46:06,950 Look at all that. 868 00:46:06,951 --> 00:46:09,285 Insert them in, or... Okay. 869 00:46:09,286 --> 00:46:12,353 All my research pays off on haunted houses and strip clubs. 870 00:46:12,354 --> 00:46:14,022 All right, let's have some fun. Love it. 871 00:46:14,023 --> 00:46:15,155 Brandy, you ready? 872 00:46:15,156 --> 00:46:18,225 I mean, get crazy, like, let's get nutty. 873 00:46:19,293 --> 00:46:21,060 Yeah! 874 00:46:22,295 --> 00:46:23,596 Getting some! 875 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:27,666 Come on, honey... 876 00:46:27,667 --> 00:46:28,733 This is kind of hot. 877 00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:32,167 Very exotic. 878 00:46:33,502 --> 00:46:35,738 Zombie strippers? Are you fucking kidding me? 879 00:46:43,844 --> 00:46:44,010 All right! 880 00:46:44,979 --> 00:46:47,280 Whoo-hoo! 881 00:46:54,151 --> 00:46:57,786 Fuck Christmas, this is Halloween! 882 00:46:57,787 --> 00:47:00,453 And then Jeff with four girls, dude. 883 00:47:00,454 --> 00:47:03,123 I mean, Jesus, he almost swallowed a tit. 884 00:47:03,124 --> 00:47:04,656 I thought it was going to kill him. 885 00:47:04,657 --> 00:47:06,125 I think she really liked me. 886 00:47:07,593 --> 00:47:10,361 - Look at your jeans, man. - A little extra starch. 887 00:47:12,263 --> 00:47:13,697 You guys are fucking disgusting. 888 00:47:26,741 --> 00:47:27,440 Come out! 889 00:47:32,977 --> 00:47:34,812 Be a part of this. Come on. 890 00:47:34,813 --> 00:47:36,079 Ahhh! 891 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,381 Are you coming or not? 892 00:47:41,318 --> 00:47:43,184 Can we just roll through, 893 00:47:43,185 --> 00:47:45,019 just taking a couple snap pictures? 894 00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:46,553 No. No, you can't do that. 895 00:47:46,554 --> 00:47:48,954 You can't have any cameras, no pictures. I'm sorry. 896 00:47:48,955 --> 00:47:50,956 This one's free. 897 00:47:50,957 --> 00:47:52,823 Dude, you can't do that shit in San Antonio. 898 00:47:52,824 --> 00:47:55,192 Tell him about that thing in Louisiana. 899 00:47:55,193 --> 00:47:57,125 Hey, I heard about something in Louisiana. 900 00:47:57,126 --> 00:47:57,561 So, outside of it, like, would you guys go out after you get off work? 901 00:48:00,965 --> 00:48:02,131 Um, some of us do. 902 00:48:02,132 --> 00:48:03,198 I'm just... I'm bored... 903 00:48:03,199 --> 00:48:05,099 Doin' this. 904 00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:07,267 Dude, it was crazy, dude. 905 00:48:07,268 --> 00:48:08,502 What? 906 00:48:08,503 --> 00:48:09,903 What, did you guys pay money to do it? 907 00:48:09,904 --> 00:48:12,638 Yeah, it's like a tour, like San Antonio... It's like... 908 00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:14,238 Have you ever made out with guys, 909 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,772 like, in the haunt, all dressed up? 910 00:48:15,773 --> 00:48:17,474 o. - Never? 911 00:48:17,475 --> 00:48:19,243 - No, I have never made out with anybody at the haunt. - No. 912 00:48:19,244 --> 00:48:20,944 - You never... - It's like kissing my brothers. 913 00:48:20,945 --> 00:48:22,545 Um... 914 00:48:22,546 --> 00:48:24,279 Is it... Is it... 915 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,346 Is it something skeleton or skull, we heard? 916 00:48:26,347 --> 00:48:27,549 - Yeah. - That's what it's called? 917 00:48:27,550 --> 00:48:28,615 Yeah, something like blue skeleton. 918 00:48:28,616 --> 00:48:30,984 Have you ever hooked up with make-up on? 919 00:48:30,985 --> 00:48:33,153 Uh, no. No, actually, never. 920 00:48:33,154 --> 00:48:34,454 - Seems hot. - No, because, they're... 921 00:48:34,455 --> 00:48:35,954 You guys have to tell me about this. 922 00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:37,823 Okay. See, I'm with all this group of people, 923 00:48:37,824 --> 00:48:39,657 and they're, like, getting pissed with me 924 00:48:39,658 --> 00:48:41,024 'cause I keep taking them places like this. 925 00:48:41,025 --> 00:48:42,492 We're trying to find something extreme. 926 00:48:42,493 --> 00:48:43,992 - Show me. 927 00:48:43,993 --> 00:48:45,493 - Show you? - Yeah, let me see it. 928 00:48:45,494 --> 00:48:46,893 Okay. 929 00:48:46,894 --> 00:48:48,528 I want to see you contort your body. 930 00:48:48,529 --> 00:48:50,398 Well, I would have to take this off. 931 00:48:50,399 --> 00:48:52,465 I'm not worried about that. 932 00:48:52,466 --> 00:48:53,434 Oh, shit, that's hot. 933 00:48:54,736 --> 00:48:55,868 You got a hot thong on. 934 00:48:58,070 --> 00:48:59,137 - Well, yeah. - What do you... 935 00:48:59,138 --> 00:49:00,406 Turn around. What are your tattoos? 936 00:49:00,407 --> 00:49:03,108 It's a lot harder. I have a, um... 937 00:49:03,109 --> 00:49:04,775 You guys are my best friends. 938 00:49:04,776 --> 00:49:05,975 Yeah, brother. Good luck. 939 00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:07,142 All right. Thank you, guys. 940 00:49:07,143 --> 00:49:08,310 Awesome. 941 00:49:08,311 --> 00:49:09,443 Can I touch your face? 942 00:49:09,444 --> 00:49:10,610 Sure. 943 00:49:12,814 --> 00:49:13,647 That's awesome. 944 00:49:33,561 --> 00:49:34,928 Sweet. 945 00:49:34,929 --> 00:49:36,462 Haunted words. 946 00:49:46,872 --> 00:49:48,772 - Hey, I found it. - What? 947 00:49:48,773 --> 00:49:50,173 - I found the Blue Skeleton. - Yeah, dude... 948 00:49:50,174 --> 00:49:51,473 Where? 949 00:49:51,474 --> 00:49:53,108 Uh, this place that they said. San Antonio. 950 00:49:53,109 --> 00:49:54,709 And then his other friend goes, "Fuck San Antonio!" 951 00:49:54,710 --> 00:49:56,577 He goes, "Tell him about that crazy place we went to." 952 00:49:56,578 --> 00:49:58,612 And I was, like, "Hey, was it called Skull Skeleton?" 953 00:49:58,613 --> 00:50:00,478 He goes, "Blue Skeleton." 954 00:50:00,479 --> 00:50:03,147 And they went last year. And he said it's in Louisiana this year. 955 00:50:03,148 --> 00:50:05,216 Hey, we got it. We got it. 956 00:50:05,217 --> 00:50:07,251 We're done. We're going to Blue Skeleton. 957 00:50:07,252 --> 00:50:08,785 We can go through with two different cameras... 958 00:50:08,786 --> 00:50:10,318 No, but we gotta get to the end... 959 00:50:10,319 --> 00:50:11,788 We got more places to go to. 960 00:50:11,789 --> 00:50:13,021 Look, I don't know exactly... 961 00:50:13,022 --> 00:50:14,857 Where ya'll going? What are ya'll doing? 962 00:50:14,858 --> 00:50:16,492 Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, Biggin'. 963 00:50:16,493 --> 00:50:18,126 - Whoa. - Yeah. 964 00:50:18,127 --> 00:50:19,993 What are you doing? 965 00:50:19,994 --> 00:50:21,060 I knew you were filming in there. Give me the tape. 966 00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:22,262 I didn't... 967 00:50:22,263 --> 00:50:23,962 Dude, I went through one time with no camera. 968 00:50:23,963 --> 00:50:25,397 Dude? Do I look like a dude? I look like a clown, son! 969 00:50:25,398 --> 00:50:27,598 Now, what were you doing in there? 970 00:50:27,599 --> 00:50:29,332 - We were just hanging. - Yeah, we were just... 971 00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:31,267 - We went through your haunt. - Just hanging? Just hanging? 972 00:50:31,268 --> 00:50:32,501 Just hanging? 973 00:50:32,502 --> 00:50:33,802 Just hanging with the big shitty talk? 974 00:50:33,803 --> 00:50:35,404 Whatever! Where are the tapes? 975 00:50:35,405 --> 00:50:36,538 I know you were recording. 976 00:50:36,539 --> 00:50:37,873 We didn't record anything. 977 00:50:37,874 --> 00:50:39,207 You told us to put the camera off... 978 00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:41,874 I know you were recording. 979 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:43,075 Dude, we didn't record. 980 00:50:43,076 --> 00:50:44,476 Do you remember yesterday? 981 00:50:44,477 --> 00:50:46,179 I wasn't born then! 982 00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:48,014 And fuckin' back up and stop. Relax. 983 00:50:48,015 --> 00:50:49,814 You want me to fuck and back up? 984 00:50:49,815 --> 00:50:52,148 - That is illegal in this state. - Fuck you. Just... 985 00:50:52,149 --> 00:50:54,082 - Hey, dude, stop! Relax. - You gotta get used to some sodomy... 986 00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:55,652 Prepare for some sodomy 987 00:50:55,653 --> 00:50:57,152 because I'm about to fuck you up! 988 00:50:57,153 --> 00:50:58,453 Hey, dude, you don't want... 989 00:50:58,454 --> 00:50:59,687 You do not want to get him pissed off. 990 00:50:59,688 --> 00:51:00,855 I wanna get him pissed off, 991 00:51:00,856 --> 00:51:03,022 - you pissed off, and fuck her. - No, you don't. 992 00:51:03,023 --> 00:51:04,257 You look ridiculous. 993 00:51:04,258 --> 00:51:05,624 - You need to... - Back the fuck up, get out of here. 994 00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:07,460 - Brandy, go inside, now! - Okay. 995 00:51:07,461 --> 00:51:09,662 - Back up. - You heard me. I've said my piece. 996 00:51:09,663 --> 00:51:11,262 Get on before I hurt you. 997 00:51:13,431 --> 00:51:14,698 No, that's the second time 998 00:51:14,699 --> 00:51:16,232 one of these guys have got in my face. 999 00:51:16,233 --> 00:51:18,300 I swear to God, dude, I'm gonna knock one of these guys the fuck out! 1000 00:51:18,301 --> 00:51:20,335 Maybe you shouldn't make a sex tape with his sister. 1001 00:51:20,336 --> 00:51:20,502 Oh, come on, man, he didn't know that I was filming her. 1002 00:51:22,403 --> 00:51:23,769 Beer wench. 1003 00:51:34,812 --> 00:51:36,912 We should do a different handshake that's like... 1004 00:51:36,913 --> 00:51:37,782 - Oh... - Brandy, can you make... 1005 00:51:42,451 --> 00:51:43,650 No. 1006 00:51:43,651 --> 00:51:44,151 Oh... 1007 00:51:45,753 --> 00:51:47,620 No, I don't like that. 1008 00:51:49,156 --> 00:51:50,589 That wouldn't catch on? No. 1009 00:51:50,590 --> 00:51:51,757 Oh... 1010 00:51:51,758 --> 00:51:53,691 Oh, where are those tongs? 1011 00:53:53,242 --> 00:53:56,209 How far would they go to scare somebody? You know... 1012 00:53:56,210 --> 00:53:58,177 They will go pretty far. 1013 00:53:58,178 --> 00:54:00,878 They will go pretty far to breaking their leg, breaking their back, 1014 00:54:00,879 --> 00:54:03,080 doing anything they possibly can to get a scare. 1015 00:54:03,081 --> 00:54:05,249 Do you think that you have a stopping point? 1016 00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:08,018 Uh... 1017 00:54:09,154 --> 00:54:10,386 A stopping point... 1018 00:54:10,387 --> 00:54:12,788 I have been asked, and I have done 1019 00:54:12,789 --> 00:54:15,090 many different things over the years. 1020 00:54:15,091 --> 00:54:17,659 We've heard rumors you were using dead bodies. 1021 00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:20,060 I'm not surprised, to be honest. 1022 00:54:20,061 --> 00:54:20,393 I'm not surprised. That's actually scary. 1023 00:54:22,963 --> 00:54:23,795 Real dead bodies? 1024 00:54:25,565 --> 00:54:26,965 Hmm. 1025 00:54:28,067 --> 00:54:29,766 Not far, from what I've heard. 1026 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,767 Zacharias, you hear anything last night? 1027 00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:37,239 No. Come back here for a sec, though. 1028 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,774 What are you doing? Close up for a J.O. session? 1029 00:54:39,775 --> 00:54:41,908 Yeah. Close the door. 1030 00:54:41,909 --> 00:54:43,109 What do you mean, "Close the door"? Why? 1031 00:54:43,110 --> 00:54:44,310 Just close the door. 1032 00:54:44,311 --> 00:54:46,078 This was posted in a haunt chat room last night. 1033 00:54:46,079 --> 00:54:47,512 Dude, what? 1034 00:54:47,513 --> 00:54:49,947 I've watched this thing three times. 1035 00:54:49,948 --> 00:54:52,047 Every single one of us is in this video. 1036 00:54:52,048 --> 00:54:53,748 How would you have filmed this? 1037 00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:54,216 Look. 1038 00:54:56,150 --> 00:54:58,186 That's me. Were you filming me while I was asleep? 1039 00:54:58,187 --> 00:55:01,122 I'm trying to figure out how you filmed it, unless Michael did it. 1040 00:55:01,123 --> 00:55:03,356 But I just... Michael's right before you. 1041 00:55:03,357 --> 00:55:05,458 I'm in bed with Brandy, there's Jeff... 1042 00:55:05,459 --> 00:55:07,260 I can't explain this. 1043 00:55:07,261 --> 00:55:09,027 And how's it online? 1044 00:55:09,028 --> 00:55:11,062 This isn't... What are you... 1045 00:55:11,063 --> 00:55:13,229 The only thing I can think of is, this is just a part of it, 1046 00:55:13,230 --> 00:55:15,198 - so we're just gonna have to... - Part of it? 1047 00:55:15,199 --> 00:55:16,765 This is not a haunt. 1048 00:55:16,766 --> 00:55:18,700 Dude, we're not in a haunt, we're in the middle of nowhere in our RV. 1049 00:55:18,701 --> 00:55:20,869 - Yeah, I know. - These guys came in here. 1050 00:55:20,870 --> 00:55:23,036 Do not say a fucking word or they will all go home. 1051 00:55:23,037 --> 00:55:24,937 You guys seen my license around? 1052 00:55:24,938 --> 00:55:25,905 What are you wearing, dude? 1053 00:55:28,210 --> 00:55:29,943 Real men wear pink. 1054 00:55:29,944 --> 00:55:31,744 Those look like Brandy's panties. 1055 00:55:31,745 --> 00:55:32,977 You've never seen my panties. 1056 00:55:32,978 --> 00:55:34,311 Brandy's granny panties. 1057 00:55:34,312 --> 00:55:35,745 - I blacked out last night. - It could have been her. 1058 00:55:35,746 --> 00:55:37,213 What do you mean, "blacked out"? 1059 00:55:37,214 --> 00:55:38,614 What the fuck! 1060 00:55:38,615 --> 00:55:40,915 What the fuck is... 1061 00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:42,417 What are you doing, dude? 1062 00:55:42,418 --> 00:55:44,151 What's going on, Michael? 1063 00:55:44,152 --> 00:55:45,684 What the fuck are you doing? 1064 00:55:45,685 --> 00:55:47,152 - What the fuck is that? - Should I pull over? 1065 00:55:47,153 --> 00:55:48,586 What do you mean, "What is that?" 1066 00:55:48,587 --> 00:55:49,422 What the fuck? 1067 00:55:50,690 --> 00:55:52,458 - What is it? 1068 00:55:52,459 --> 00:55:53,792 What the fuck is that? 1069 00:55:53,793 --> 00:55:55,126 Is that a heart? 1070 00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:57,360 - God, Michael! - Jesus! 1071 00:55:57,361 --> 00:55:59,996 Jesus Christ, are you okay? 1072 00:55:59,997 --> 00:56:01,730 - Is this you? - Michael... 1073 00:56:01,731 --> 00:56:03,532 Why the fuck is he puking in here? 1074 00:56:03,533 --> 00:56:05,099 Zack, You did that? 1075 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:06,266 Zack? 1076 00:56:06,267 --> 00:56:07,367 Jesus Christ! 1077 00:56:07,368 --> 00:56:09,001 What is that? 1078 00:56:10,138 --> 00:56:11,804 I have no fucking idea. 1079 00:56:11,805 --> 00:56:13,372 Don't touch it. Don't touch it! 1080 00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:14,639 Well, I'm not keeping it in here. 1081 00:56:14,874 --> 00:56:17,842 Shit. 1082 00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:20,678 God, that's so gross. 1083 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:24,280 Fucking idiots, dude. 1084 00:56:24,281 --> 00:56:26,048 I didn't do this. 1085 00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:27,114 Yeah, you didn't do it. 1086 00:56:32,819 --> 00:56:34,053 What are you doing? 1087 00:56:34,054 --> 00:56:36,320 Nothing. I'm just waiting for you, man. 1088 00:56:36,321 --> 00:56:37,387 Let's go. 1089 00:56:40,657 --> 00:56:41,825 None of you guys are ready. 1090 00:56:41,826 --> 00:56:43,592 And Mikey's being difficult. Still. 1091 00:56:43,593 --> 00:56:44,761 Are you all right? 1092 00:56:44,762 --> 00:56:46,262 No, I'm not. 1093 00:56:46,263 --> 00:56:47,595 Let's go. - This is just... I don't want to do it. 1094 00:56:47,596 --> 00:56:48,929 Jeff, you done? 1095 00:57:04,508 --> 00:57:06,575 Hey, I got the email. 1096 00:57:06,576 --> 00:57:08,609 - We're doing the forum? - Yeah. 1097 00:57:08,610 --> 00:57:09,176 All right. 1098 00:57:11,814 --> 00:57:14,682 If you want to move closer, head toward Baton Rouge. 1099 00:57:14,683 --> 00:57:17,616 Ask for Giggles at the D&D Bar. 1100 00:57:17,617 --> 00:57:18,684 Baton Rouge? 1101 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:19,951 Yeah. 1102 00:57:19,952 --> 00:57:22,186 It's... It's part of the thing. 1103 00:57:22,187 --> 00:57:23,320 You're the very one that wants to stop going to the Mickey Mouse places. 1104 00:57:25,722 --> 00:57:26,589 All right. 1105 00:57:27,657 --> 00:57:29,323 Huh? 1106 00:57:29,324 --> 00:57:31,325 There it is. Now you're going to get your chance, tough guy. 1107 00:57:36,062 --> 00:57:38,864 Look at all those trash bag pumpkins. 1108 00:57:42,701 --> 00:57:43,867 This is a bar? 1109 00:57:44,102 --> 00:57:47,071 Zack? 1110 00:57:48,406 --> 00:57:51,638 I'm sorry, guys, but this is where they said to go. 1111 00:57:51,639 --> 00:57:53,674 He said to ask the guy at the bar. 1112 00:57:59,246 --> 00:58:02,346 Hey, uh, excuse me. 1113 00:58:02,347 --> 00:58:03,782 Sorry to bother you guys. Uh, I'm supposed to find a Giggles. 1114 00:58:05,952 --> 00:58:07,351 - You know? - Giggles? 1115 00:58:08,887 --> 00:58:10,954 Yeah. I know Giggles. 1116 00:58:10,955 --> 00:58:13,288 Oh, yeah. He hangs out here quite regularly, matter of fact. 1117 00:58:13,289 --> 00:58:14,856 You all want to take a seat over there 1118 00:58:14,857 --> 00:58:17,024 and make yourselves at home. He'll be here shortly. 1119 00:58:17,025 --> 00:58:17,757 Yeah. 1120 00:58:19,260 --> 00:58:21,359 Sit. 1121 00:58:27,398 --> 00:58:29,334 At least we're on the right track. 1122 00:58:29,335 --> 00:58:31,334 Look at the couple slow dancing. 1123 00:58:31,335 --> 00:58:32,634 So weird. 1124 00:58:33,870 --> 00:58:35,603 You guys want a drink, at least? 1125 00:58:37,140 --> 00:58:38,572 - Beer. - Jeff, you want a beer? 1126 00:58:38,573 --> 00:58:40,007 Yeah. 1127 00:58:40,008 --> 00:58:41,207 It's just a scare... 1128 00:58:41,208 --> 00:58:43,542 Hey! What's that camera for? 1129 00:58:54,083 --> 00:58:56,118 They're cool, the bar. 1130 00:58:56,119 --> 00:58:57,654 Happy with that kind of service. 1131 00:58:57,655 --> 00:59:00,155 Besides, they don't... They don't like our kind. 1132 00:59:05,058 --> 00:59:07,058 Holy shit. Turn around. Turn around, Brandy! 1133 00:59:07,059 --> 00:59:07,359 - What? What? - Turn around. 1134 00:59:08,928 --> 00:59:10,762 Oh, my God. 1135 00:59:15,564 --> 00:59:16,731 Wow. 1136 00:59:38,915 --> 00:59:40,815 Are you Giggles? 1137 00:59:48,222 --> 00:59:50,224 Hey! All right, I'll turn it off! 1138 00:59:50,225 --> 00:59:51,090 Try that here. 1139 00:59:54,427 --> 00:59:56,726 That guy was having a good time. 1140 00:59:59,496 --> 01:00:01,263 You looked like you were having a good time. 1141 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:03,032 What? Okay, I'm going to the bathroom. 1142 01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:03,965 What? 1143 01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:07,899 - Hey, we're gonna... - What's going on, guys? 1144 01:00:09,435 --> 01:00:10,734 - We're gonna... - No, no, no, no, no. 1145 01:00:10,735 --> 01:00:11,937 You want to meet Mr. Giggles? He's outside. 1146 01:00:11,938 --> 01:00:13,337 Yes. 1147 01:00:13,338 --> 01:00:15,173 He won't talk till the camera is off, so put it down. 1148 01:00:15,174 --> 01:00:17,174 - Sit down. - It's gonna be you. 1149 01:00:17,175 --> 01:00:18,708 Finally. 1150 01:00:18,709 --> 01:00:20,210 This is not a good idea. 1151 01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:25,013 Oh, man, check this out. 1152 01:00:25,014 --> 01:00:26,380 What you got there? 1153 01:00:26,381 --> 01:00:28,148 City boys forgot their camera. 1154 01:00:28,149 --> 01:00:29,749 Oh, cool. Let's go make a movie. 1155 01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:31,283 Yeah, let's make a movie. 1156 01:00:39,423 --> 01:00:40,791 Hey, guys, this is the ladies' room. 1157 01:00:40,792 --> 01:00:42,627 Well, yeah, we know. How you doing? 1158 01:00:42,628 --> 01:00:44,194 Ugh, what are you doing? 1159 01:00:44,195 --> 01:00:45,662 We're shooting a little video. 1160 01:00:45,663 --> 01:00:47,829 Thought that's what y'all like. 1161 01:00:47,830 --> 01:00:50,197 Well, it's not what we're... It's not what we're here to do. 1162 01:00:50,198 --> 01:00:51,698 We decided to shoot a little movie. 1163 01:00:51,699 --> 01:00:53,132 Did Bobby and Zack set you up for this? 1164 01:00:53,133 --> 01:00:54,733 Heard you were looking for Mr. Giggles. 1165 01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:56,535 I got your Mr. Giggles for you right here, darling. 1166 01:00:56,536 --> 01:00:58,135 Stop. 1167 01:00:58,136 --> 01:00:59,769 - Could you just... - Huh? 1168 01:00:59,770 --> 01:01:01,604 Just leave the rest room. 1169 01:01:01,605 --> 01:01:03,873 Uh, we're good. We're doing all right. Stop! 1170 01:01:03,874 --> 01:01:05,673 Just stop! Guys, get out! 1171 01:01:05,674 --> 01:01:07,309 - Come on, huh? - What's the matter? 1172 01:01:07,310 --> 01:01:08,643 Just trying to have a little fun. 1173 01:01:08,644 --> 01:01:09,910 Bobby. 1174 01:01:09,911 --> 01:01:11,311 They cornered me in there. 1175 01:01:11,312 --> 01:01:12,812 What the fuck you guys doing? 1176 01:01:12,813 --> 01:01:14,381 - Shooting a movie, boy. - Shooting a movie. 1177 01:01:14,382 --> 01:01:15,648 That's our camera. What are you talking about? 1178 01:01:15,649 --> 01:01:17,049 We're making a movie. 1179 01:01:17,050 --> 01:01:20,150 Let's go, let's go... 1180 01:01:20,151 --> 01:01:23,253 - I'm not saying it's you. - It's on all of us, all right? 1181 01:01:23,254 --> 01:01:25,155 But it's getting out of hand, all right? 1182 01:01:25,156 --> 01:01:27,523 They're filming us, they're posting this shit online. 1183 01:01:27,524 --> 01:01:29,291 Fucking getting in Mike's face. 1184 01:01:29,292 --> 01:01:30,424 But then when they go after Brandy, 1185 01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:32,194 that's a whole different story, man. 1186 01:01:32,195 --> 01:01:32,394 We can never leave her alone again. 1187 01:01:34,395 --> 01:01:36,530 They were asking me for my Facebook, and I got theirs. 1188 01:01:38,399 --> 01:01:40,799 We were talking about Extreme Haunts. 1189 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,401 And they said that they were looking for the same shit. 1190 01:01:43,402 --> 01:01:45,168 I don't know. They were just, like, 1191 01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:46,802 "Hey, let's exchange information if you find..." 1192 01:01:46,803 --> 01:01:48,237 They knew what we were talking about? 1193 01:01:48,238 --> 01:01:49,704 Yeah. They said they've heard of 'em. 1194 01:01:49,705 --> 01:01:51,438 Well, then you're gonna need to Facebook 'em. 1195 01:01:51,439 --> 01:01:52,905 'Cause we have the information. 1196 01:01:52,906 --> 01:01:54,240 It's in Louisiana this year. 1197 01:01:54,241 --> 01:01:55,507 We don't have an address, though. 1198 01:01:55,508 --> 01:01:56,809 - It doesn't matter. - You know, I'm down, 1199 01:01:56,810 --> 01:01:58,076 - but we don't have an address. - It doesn't matter. 1200 01:01:58,077 --> 01:01:59,313 - I have... 1201 01:01:59,314 --> 01:02:01,780 - These websites. I'm in... - Shh, what was that? 1202 01:02:01,781 --> 01:02:03,347 Yeah, but Zack, that's like nothing. 1203 01:02:03,348 --> 01:02:04,949 Brandy, when I say Louisiana, that's where it is... 1204 01:02:04,950 --> 01:02:06,884 - What was that? 1205 01:02:06,885 --> 01:02:08,151 You guys, there's somebody outside. 1206 01:02:09,287 --> 01:02:11,620 Look out the windows. 1207 01:02:17,359 --> 01:02:18,558 It's so hard to see. Can you even see... 1208 01:02:20,094 --> 01:02:21,794 - Shit! - You guys, there's somebody out there! 1209 01:02:21,795 --> 01:02:23,028 Brandy, stay here. 1210 01:02:23,029 --> 01:02:24,597 - What was that? - Shh... 1211 01:02:26,231 --> 01:02:28,867 - Somebody is on the roof. - Where? 1212 01:02:30,535 --> 01:02:31,735 Shh. 1213 01:02:31,736 --> 01:02:32,769 - Shh. 1214 01:02:35,738 --> 01:02:37,638 - Jeff... 1215 01:02:37,639 --> 01:02:39,272 Be quiet. Shh... 1216 01:02:39,273 --> 01:02:41,741 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 1217 01:02:44,576 --> 01:02:45,943 Holy shit. Holy shit. 1218 01:02:45,944 --> 01:02:47,377 What just happened? 1219 01:02:47,378 --> 01:02:49,246 Bobby... Bobby, get it. Jeff, why is the power out? 1220 01:02:49,247 --> 01:02:50,546 Is the door locked? Is the door locked? 1221 01:02:50,547 --> 01:02:52,382 Yes, it's locked! 1222 01:02:54,384 --> 01:02:56,418 Go turn it on. 1223 01:02:56,419 --> 01:02:58,419 What do you see out the window? I don't see shit. 1224 01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:00,254 - I can't see anything. - Brandy, just stay here. 1225 01:03:00,255 --> 01:03:01,622 Okay. 1226 01:03:01,623 --> 01:03:02,923 Do not leave anybody's side. 1227 01:03:02,924 --> 01:03:04,790 Stay away from the sun roof. 1228 01:03:04,791 --> 01:03:07,092 Or, if I try the engine, dude, it'll charge the generator. 1229 01:03:07,093 --> 01:03:08,925 - Try it! - I'll just try it. Hold on. 1230 01:03:08,926 --> 01:03:10,127 Brandy, stay back. 1231 01:03:11,763 --> 01:03:12,697 Shit! 1232 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:16,464 What the fuck? 1233 01:03:16,465 --> 01:03:18,133 Bobby, they are every... They are all around us. 1234 01:03:18,134 --> 01:03:20,169 You guys, what is going on? 1235 01:03:22,372 --> 01:03:23,971 What the fuck is going on? 1236 01:03:23,972 --> 01:03:25,372 What the... Jesus, Bobby! 1237 01:03:25,373 --> 01:03:27,172 They're outside our... 1238 01:03:27,173 --> 01:03:28,507 Right up against the window over there! Seriously! 1239 01:03:28,508 --> 01:03:29,741 - What the fuck? - Where'd they go? 1240 01:03:29,742 --> 01:03:30,809 Where did they go? 1241 01:03:30,810 --> 01:03:32,142 There were, like, 50 of them... 1242 01:03:32,143 --> 01:03:33,610 - Shut the back. - ...and they just disappeared. 1243 01:03:33,611 --> 01:03:35,211 Go to the back and lock the door. 1244 01:03:35,212 --> 01:03:37,111 Did they go on the sides? 1245 01:03:37,112 --> 01:03:38,946 - Guys, do you see that? - I don't know... 1246 01:03:38,947 --> 01:03:41,049 They are starting to phase out a lot of the traditional stuff 1247 01:03:44,386 --> 01:03:46,753 and starting to go into this extreme stuff. 1248 01:03:46,754 --> 01:03:48,887 - If I've got a group of... - Help! 1249 01:03:48,888 --> 01:03:50,588 ...six or eight, you know, 21-year-old males 1250 01:03:50,589 --> 01:03:52,590 and a guy comes up to me and tugs on my sleeve, 1251 01:03:52,591 --> 01:03:54,392 and he says, "Hey, I want it hardcore," 1252 01:03:54,393 --> 01:03:56,126 we'll run him through there. 1253 01:03:56,127 --> 01:03:59,728 I mean, I'll tell the guy, "I'll do everything short of killing you." 1254 01:03:59,729 --> 01:04:01,697 And they're, like, "That's what we want. That's what we want." 1255 01:04:01,698 --> 01:04:04,099 And I'll go in there, and we'll tear 'em up. 1256 01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:07,367 We're almost to the point where we're gonna cuss these people and gang-rape them. 1257 01:04:14,407 --> 01:04:14,941 Brandy, you doing okay? 1258 01:04:16,476 --> 01:04:18,475 Come on, it's our last day. 1259 01:04:20,177 --> 01:04:21,510 See a smile on that face. 1260 01:04:23,346 --> 01:04:24,947 That's our Halloween breakfast? 1261 01:04:26,215 --> 01:04:27,447 Yeah. 1262 01:04:27,448 --> 01:04:28,681 Halloween is just like Christmas. 1263 01:04:28,682 --> 01:04:29,881 You get Christmas breakfast. 1264 01:04:29,882 --> 01:04:30,982 Halloween breakfast. 1265 01:04:30,983 --> 01:04:32,683 Jack-o-lantern pancakes then. 1266 01:04:32,684 --> 01:04:35,386 Can everybody have a good time today, please? 1267 01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:37,756 Jesus Christ. 1268 01:04:38,890 --> 01:04:40,256 What the fuck was that? 1269 01:04:40,257 --> 01:04:41,491 Do not go outside yet. 1270 01:04:41,492 --> 01:04:41,858 Dude... Dude... 1271 01:04:42,692 --> 01:04:45,460 - Yeah... - I'm going. 1272 01:04:47,196 --> 01:04:48,763 Do you see anybody? 1273 01:04:51,432 --> 01:04:53,198 Why is there a pumpkin in the middle of nowhere? 1274 01:04:53,199 --> 01:04:54,634 Zack, get in... What are you doing? 1275 01:04:54,635 --> 01:04:56,602 - Get back in the RV. 1276 01:05:00,538 --> 01:05:02,272 See anything? 1277 01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:03,472 Somebody is here. 1278 01:05:03,473 --> 01:05:05,475 I like it. It says, "Carve me." 1279 01:05:05,476 --> 01:05:07,077 Look what I have. 1280 01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:15,448 I think they went a little too far. 1281 01:05:15,449 --> 01:05:17,350 Got a knife? 1282 01:05:17,351 --> 01:05:19,517 I mean, we are in the middle of nowhere, and they found us? 1283 01:05:19,518 --> 01:05:21,451 Yeah, this is what you've been looking for. 1284 01:05:26,523 --> 01:05:28,258 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 1285 01:05:28,259 --> 01:05:30,225 Look what we have here. 1286 01:05:31,660 --> 01:05:34,027 Stop being dramatic. What is it? 1287 01:05:34,028 --> 01:05:35,594 It's an invitation. 1288 01:05:35,595 --> 01:05:36,763 Bourbon Street, 10:00 p.m. 1289 01:05:38,799 --> 01:05:41,499 But, I mean how do you know it's Blue Skeleton? How the fuck... 1290 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,499 It's what we've been wanting. 1291 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:45,034 It's insane now. There'll be, like, 10,000 people down there. 1292 01:05:45,035 --> 01:05:46,236 We gotta try it. 1293 01:05:46,237 --> 01:05:48,938 One more day, that's all I ask. It's Halloween. 1294 01:05:48,939 --> 01:05:50,272 We go home tomorrow, okay? 1295 01:05:50,273 --> 01:05:51,572 Yeah, I don't know. 1296 01:05:51,573 --> 01:05:53,006 We bring this to protect us. 1297 01:05:53,007 --> 01:05:54,276 Don't be a smartass right now. 1298 01:05:54,277 --> 01:05:55,409 We're going home tomorrow. 1299 01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:56,778 Dude, this is what we've been looking for. 1300 01:05:56,779 --> 01:05:58,745 Yeah, we used to assume that we were gonna go. 1301 01:05:58,746 --> 01:05:59,880 We are going. 1302 01:05:59,881 --> 01:06:01,181 You just... No, you... 1303 01:06:01,182 --> 01:06:02,548 You don't give anybody a chance to talk... 1304 01:06:02,549 --> 01:06:04,148 You were really going to get an invitation, 1305 01:06:04,149 --> 01:06:05,650 and then just, what are we going to do, 1306 01:06:05,651 --> 01:06:07,651 go drink tonight at a bar? 1307 01:06:07,652 --> 01:06:09,585 This is what we've been looking for, for a week. 1308 01:06:09,586 --> 01:06:10,085 It's Halloween. We go. 1309 01:06:10,954 --> 01:06:13,720 - Holy shit. - Wow. 1310 01:06:16,089 --> 01:06:18,158 Guys, it's so cool. 1311 01:06:18,159 --> 01:06:19,858 I have the weird... That's weird. Halloween. 1312 01:06:19,859 --> 01:06:21,961 That's really... 1313 01:06:21,962 --> 01:06:24,361 That means people were out here last night putting those in. 1314 01:06:24,362 --> 01:06:25,496 Zack, go get 'em. 1315 01:06:25,497 --> 01:06:26,831 Wow. 1316 01:06:26,832 --> 01:06:28,599 They were sitting around the RV while we were sleeping. 1317 01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,400 Hey. Hey, you all right? 1318 01:06:33,937 --> 01:06:35,669 Brandy, let's go with it. 1319 01:06:35,670 --> 01:06:36,870 Halloween time. 1320 01:06:36,871 --> 01:06:38,171 Everybody take one. Let's rock. 1321 01:06:40,541 --> 01:06:41,842 - Ha! - You're an idiot! 1322 01:06:48,213 --> 01:06:50,381 That's not what we set out to do, 1323 01:06:50,382 --> 01:06:52,449 is to be fucking surrounded in a field 1324 01:06:52,450 --> 01:06:54,350 by fucking weirdos. 1325 01:06:54,351 --> 01:06:56,717 Well, if you kind of think about it, it's kind of cool. 1326 01:06:59,454 --> 01:07:01,721 You kidding me? 1327 01:07:01,722 --> 01:07:03,089 - It's kind of cool. - Kind of cool? 1328 01:07:03,090 --> 01:07:04,523 There is such a difference, though, 1329 01:07:04,524 --> 01:07:06,990 in wanting extreme shit and knowing, okay, 1330 01:07:06,991 --> 01:07:09,425 we're going to do an extreme haunted house, 1331 01:07:09,426 --> 01:07:12,361 to brushing teeth and getting ready to go to bed 1332 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:13,097 and be surrounded by redneck hillbilly assholes 1333 01:07:16,799 --> 01:07:18,333 that are, you know, fucking with us. 1334 01:07:18,334 --> 01:07:21,002 And that's not cool when you don't know what's going on. 1335 01:07:21,003 --> 01:07:23,770 Nothing actually happened. 1336 01:07:23,771 --> 01:07:25,805 Like, just calm down, all right? 1337 01:07:25,806 --> 01:07:28,306 You came on this trip, you've seen this world, 1338 01:07:28,307 --> 01:07:30,874 and now we've got the opportunity to do something really cool, 1339 01:07:30,875 --> 01:07:32,010 so just relax. 1340 01:08:01,962 --> 01:08:03,831 You see anybody who has a skull mask, 1341 01:08:03,832 --> 01:08:05,667 anything that looks like it, let me know. 1342 01:08:05,668 --> 01:08:07,534 Show me your tits! 1343 01:08:07,535 --> 01:08:08,401 Thank you! 1344 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:17,374 It's not him. It's not him. 1345 01:08:22,545 --> 01:08:24,412 There's somebody up there with a skull, Jeff. 1346 01:08:24,413 --> 01:08:24,879 - Where? - See him on the balcony? 1347 01:08:34,621 --> 01:08:36,489 I swear I could see him. 1348 01:08:46,428 --> 01:08:48,862 I'm not gonna walk down this street again! 1349 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,342 Hey! 1350 01:09:06,943 --> 01:09:08,577 - Brandy? 1351 01:09:13,614 --> 01:09:15,047 Brandy! 1352 01:09:25,822 --> 01:09:26,223 Hey... Bobby! 1353 01:09:27,224 --> 01:09:29,359 Hey! 1354 01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:32,060 Get him... Get him. 1355 01:09:32,061 --> 01:09:33,126 Bobby! 1356 01:09:33,127 --> 01:09:34,227 Hey, wait up! 1357 01:09:35,562 --> 01:09:37,430 Hey, where you go... Wait up! 1358 01:09:39,399 --> 01:09:40,065 Bobby! 1359 01:09:46,868 --> 01:09:48,370 You wanna come out and play? 1360 01:09:58,079 --> 01:09:59,511 Someone find my friends. 1361 01:09:59,512 --> 01:09:59,878 Over here, boy. What you looking at? 1362 01:10:10,053 --> 01:10:11,220 Yeah! 1363 01:10:13,488 --> 01:10:14,588 Bring your mouth! 1364 01:10:16,625 --> 01:10:18,893 Put out your tongue and say, "Ah." 1365 01:10:45,378 --> 01:10:46,543 You guys going to call him? 1366 01:10:46,544 --> 01:10:47,678 Yeah, Zack is. 1367 01:10:50,982 --> 01:10:52,482 I called twice. 1368 01:10:52,483 --> 01:10:53,883 What do you mean you called twice? 1369 01:10:53,884 --> 01:10:55,317 - Voice mail says... - Whose voice mail? 1370 01:10:55,318 --> 01:10:56,817 Jeff's voice mail! It says, 1371 01:10:56,818 --> 01:10:58,952 "If you want to go to the Blue Skeleton..." 1372 01:10:58,953 --> 01:11:01,122 That gave me an intersection and said we gotta be there by midnight. 1373 01:11:14,666 --> 01:11:17,132 I can't believe that we're actually going to find this place, man. 1374 01:11:35,546 --> 01:11:37,713 I can't say I know what's going on, but just... 1375 01:11:37,714 --> 01:11:38,379 We're in this together. 1376 01:11:39,882 --> 01:11:42,384 Right, that's fine. What are you looking for? 1377 01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:42,551 Mike. 1378 01:11:43,752 --> 01:11:46,319 I don't know where the fuck Jeff is, 1379 01:11:48,621 --> 01:11:50,855 I do not know what is going on. 1380 01:11:50,856 --> 01:11:53,892 We're either going to the end of this road, or going the fuck home. 1381 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:56,060 What do you want to do? You want to leave him out there? 1382 01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:58,627 There's no fucking chance. He's up! 1383 01:11:58,628 --> 01:12:01,363 I don't see anything outside, though. 1384 01:12:01,364 --> 01:12:02,863 Somebody is coming. 1385 01:12:08,936 --> 01:12:11,203 Whoa. Zack, what is this, man? 1386 01:12:11,204 --> 01:12:12,737 What's going on? 1387 01:12:12,738 --> 01:12:14,839 - What the... 1388 01:12:16,841 --> 01:12:17,741 What are we gonna do? 1389 01:12:21,877 --> 01:12:23,277 Oh, come on. 1390 01:12:30,317 --> 01:12:31,950 This is... Fuck... 1391 01:12:31,951 --> 01:12:32,551 What? 1392 01:12:34,386 --> 01:12:37,656 "Sixty seconds, come outside, or your friend will die." 1393 01:12:37,657 --> 01:12:38,255 - It's a text message? - What the fuck? 1394 01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:44,559 This is not all right, man. 1395 01:12:47,729 --> 01:12:49,262 "Forty-five seconds." 1396 01:12:51,431 --> 01:12:52,864 Fuck this, dude, I'm not scared of them. 1397 01:12:52,865 --> 01:12:54,333 Let's get out there. This isn't real, right? 1398 01:12:58,972 --> 01:13:00,171 Is this the haunt? What is this? 1399 01:13:00,172 --> 01:13:01,971 "You will be scared. Thirty seconds." 1400 01:13:01,972 --> 01:13:03,906 Can they fucking hear us? 1401 01:13:03,907 --> 01:13:06,341 You guys, what's going on here? 1402 01:13:06,342 --> 01:13:08,342 It's... It's just gotta be them. 1403 01:13:08,343 --> 01:13:09,710 What else do we do? 1404 01:13:09,711 --> 01:13:10,277 Zack? 1405 01:13:11,579 --> 01:13:13,045 Dude, get back in the RV! 1406 01:13:13,046 --> 01:13:14,113 Come on! 1407 01:13:22,053 --> 01:13:22,285 Shit! 1408 01:13:23,286 --> 01:13:25,554 "Surprise." 1409 01:13:29,458 --> 01:13:31,459 What the hell is going on? 1410 01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:32,693 There is glass everywhere, Bobby. 1411 01:13:32,694 --> 01:13:34,160 Stay down, Brandy. 1412 01:13:34,161 --> 01:13:37,162 Jesus-fucking-Christ! Why are they doing this to us? 1413 01:13:37,163 --> 01:13:39,865 Holy shit. 1414 01:13:39,866 --> 01:13:41,466 - Stay down. - Can you see Zack? 1415 01:13:41,467 --> 01:13:42,133 - Holy shit. 1416 01:13:43,667 --> 01:13:45,469 Get it. 1417 01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,540 "Don't look up." 1418 01:13:55,176 --> 01:13:56,610 What the fuck man? 1419 01:13:59,045 --> 01:14:01,346 I don't want to fucking play along! 1420 01:14:01,347 --> 01:14:02,946 - Get off me! - Get the fuck off! 1421 01:14:02,947 --> 01:14:05,047 Do not fucking hurt her! 1422 01:14:11,087 --> 01:14:12,321 Jesus Christ. 1423 01:14:12,889 --> 01:14:15,655 Brandy? 1424 01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:25,096 Brandy, stay close. 1425 01:14:25,097 --> 01:14:26,463 Okay. 1426 01:14:53,449 --> 01:14:55,583 Where are we going? 1427 01:14:55,584 --> 01:14:57,117 Guys, you know what this is. Just relax. 1428 01:14:59,686 --> 01:15:01,319 A little hard to relax, Zack. 1429 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:02,855 Zack, shut the fuck up. 1430 01:15:10,727 --> 01:15:11,863 Oh, my God. 1431 01:15:11,864 --> 01:15:12,963 Ah, fuck! 1432 01:15:12,964 --> 01:15:14,363 Get off me! 1433 01:15:14,364 --> 01:15:16,398 What is going on, Mike? What's happening? 1434 01:15:16,399 --> 01:15:17,998 Get the fuck off me! 1435 01:15:17,999 --> 01:15:19,599 - All right, All right. 1436 01:15:21,335 --> 01:15:22,736 Jesus! 1437 01:15:22,737 --> 01:15:25,371 All right. These guys have got a fuckin' bat. 1438 01:15:55,526 --> 01:15:57,428 - What? - What's going on, Mike? 1439 01:15:57,429 --> 01:15:59,795 Michael, just do what they want. 1440 01:15:59,796 --> 01:16:01,028 All right, all right. 1441 01:16:11,437 --> 01:16:13,036 Michael? 1442 01:16:18,709 --> 01:16:21,343 He's just messing with you, Brandy. 1443 01:16:24,013 --> 01:16:25,281 Okay. 1444 01:16:25,282 --> 01:16:25,981 What's going on? 1445 01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:31,317 - They are moving me outside. - All right, I'll go! 1446 01:16:33,353 --> 01:16:35,519 Hey Zack, are you going too? 1447 01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:36,888 I guess, are you? 1448 01:16:36,889 --> 01:16:38,688 - No. - Zack! 1449 01:16:38,689 --> 01:16:41,356 Wait, you guys, don't leave me in here alone. 1450 01:16:41,357 --> 01:16:43,323 Zack, bring her with you! 1451 01:16:43,324 --> 01:16:44,291 You guys! 1452 01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:47,494 - Brandy! - Oh, shit. 1453 01:16:47,495 --> 01:16:50,731 Brandy! 1454 01:16:50,732 --> 01:16:52,265 Fucking shit! 1455 01:16:52,266 --> 01:16:53,632 Brandy! 1456 01:16:53,633 --> 01:16:54,966 - Brandy! - Guys! 1457 01:16:54,967 --> 01:16:55,100 - Guys! - Brandy! 1458 01:16:57,103 --> 01:16:58,435 Bring her out! 1459 01:17:03,506 --> 01:17:06,741 Fuck, I don't want to be here alone. 1460 01:17:47,304 --> 01:17:49,105 Count to 30... 1461 01:17:49,106 --> 01:17:50,472 ...and remove your hood. 1462 01:17:53,608 --> 01:17:55,841 There is going to be a video camera 1463 01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:56,474 sitting right next to you. 1464 01:17:58,177 --> 01:17:59,812 Pick it up... 1465 01:18:02,348 --> 01:18:05,181 ...and record everything you see. 1466 01:18:06,616 --> 01:18:08,518 And remember... 1467 01:18:10,055 --> 01:18:10,920 ...we'll be watching. 1468 01:19:15,164 --> 01:19:15,931 I can't see a goddamn thing. 1469 01:19:17,566 --> 01:19:19,566 Oh, my God, this is ridiculous. 1470 01:19:22,035 --> 01:19:23,101 Shit. 1471 01:19:30,141 --> 01:19:32,342 Zack? 1472 01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:34,878 Bobby? 1473 01:19:36,179 --> 01:19:38,214 I'm supposed to be filming. 1474 01:19:40,448 --> 01:19:41,547 Oh, shit. 1475 01:19:46,687 --> 01:19:49,087 Dammit. 1476 01:19:49,088 --> 01:19:50,588 I swear to Christ, Bobby, if y'all are fucking with me... 1477 01:19:52,657 --> 01:19:54,357 Honestly, I just want to get the... Fuck! 1478 01:19:58,063 --> 01:20:00,962 All right, look, I'm fucking over this. 1479 01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:07,233 All right, I'm done. I'm done! What the fuck am I supposed to do? 1480 01:20:10,136 --> 01:20:11,668 Hello! 1481 01:20:11,669 --> 01:20:12,368 Zack! Bobby! 1482 01:20:14,338 --> 01:20:16,440 This is crazy shit. 1483 01:20:19,643 --> 01:20:22,376 Hello? 1484 01:20:23,678 --> 01:20:24,612 Fuck. 1485 01:20:33,751 --> 01:20:36,352 Zack? 1486 01:20:42,591 --> 01:20:44,727 Oh, fuck. 1487 01:20:51,266 --> 01:20:54,099 Holy Jesus Christ, man! 1488 01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:56,834 Dude, I am done! Just let me out. I give up... 1489 01:20:59,336 --> 01:20:59,669 What the fuck? Get me out of here now! 1490 01:21:02,305 --> 01:21:03,005 You look... 1491 01:21:12,413 --> 01:21:13,612 Jesus Christ! 1492 01:21:14,814 --> 01:21:18,082 Hey, hey! How the fuck do I get out of here? 1493 01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:19,451 What the fuck? 1494 01:21:19,452 --> 01:21:21,386 - What the fuck! 1495 01:21:21,387 --> 01:21:22,352 Oh, shit. 1496 01:21:25,887 --> 01:21:27,988 Okay. 1497 01:21:38,331 --> 01:21:39,933 No! 1498 01:21:39,934 --> 01:21:42,601 Can any of you guys hear me in here? 1499 01:21:45,836 --> 01:21:46,168 All right, we're done! 1500 01:21:47,671 --> 01:21:49,504 What the fuck? 1501 01:21:52,941 --> 01:21:54,874 What the fuck, man! 1502 01:21:54,875 --> 01:21:57,508 - Get me the fuck out of here! - Bobby, where are you? 1503 01:21:57,509 --> 01:22:00,479 Get me out of here! Get me the fuck out of here! 1504 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:02,646 - Get me the fuck... 1505 01:22:02,647 --> 01:22:05,548 Get me the fuck... Bobby! Mikey! 1506 01:22:05,549 --> 01:22:07,850 Somebody fucking answer me! 1507 01:22:07,851 --> 01:22:09,585 What's going on? 1508 01:22:09,586 --> 01:22:10,818 Fuck! 1509 01:22:18,691 --> 01:22:21,427 Jesus. 1510 01:22:21,428 --> 01:22:22,027 Hey, man, tell me you know how to get out of this fucking place. 1511 01:22:25,164 --> 01:22:26,497 Hey. 1512 01:22:26,498 --> 01:22:27,663 What the fuck is this? 1513 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,535 Your props are really fucking scary! 1514 01:22:32,536 --> 01:22:34,035 Oh! Shit. 1515 01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:35,837 Hello? 1516 01:22:37,272 --> 01:22:39,472 What the fuck is going on? 1517 01:22:39,473 --> 01:22:41,306 Hello! 1518 01:22:42,542 --> 01:22:43,774 - Oh, shit! 1519 01:22:45,811 --> 01:22:47,511 Michael! Mike! 1520 01:22:47,512 --> 01:22:48,611 Michael, I'm in here man! 1521 01:22:50,514 --> 01:22:52,246 - Get me the fuck out! - Mike! 1522 01:22:52,247 --> 01:22:54,149 - God dammit! What the fuck is wrong? - Bobby? 1523 01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:55,484 - Michael? - Bobby! 1524 01:22:55,485 --> 01:22:56,851 Michael! 1525 01:22:56,852 --> 01:22:58,819 - Guys, can you hear me? - No! Look at the door. 1526 01:22:58,820 --> 01:23:00,186 Get the fuck out! 1527 01:23:00,187 --> 01:23:02,021 Get the fuck out of there now! 1528 01:23:02,022 --> 01:23:03,357 - Find the door! 1529 01:23:03,358 --> 01:23:05,557 Michael! Michael! 1530 01:23:05,558 --> 01:23:05,958 Come on. Come on, there's gotta be a light in here. 1531 01:23:09,161 --> 01:23:10,659 Come on. 1532 01:23:15,765 --> 01:23:17,533 Coming through! Pardon me! 1533 01:23:18,967 --> 01:23:21,033 Stop it! 1534 01:23:21,034 --> 01:23:22,736 Please stop! 1535 01:23:26,606 --> 01:23:28,507 Just get me out of here! 1536 01:23:28,508 --> 01:23:30,241 Please get me out of here! 1537 01:23:32,310 --> 01:23:34,810 - I'm going to fuck your world! - No... 1538 01:23:38,381 --> 01:23:41,047 Brandy? 1539 01:23:41,048 --> 01:23:43,615 Guys, somebody please talk to me. 1540 01:23:43,616 --> 01:23:46,185 Please God, please God, please God. 1541 01:23:50,355 --> 01:23:51,755 Zack? 1542 01:23:51,756 --> 01:23:54,291 Zack, what the fuck are you doing in here, man? 1543 01:23:54,292 --> 01:23:56,159 We got to get out of here. 1544 01:23:56,160 --> 01:23:58,595 This is not a fucking haunt. 1545 01:23:59,863 --> 01:24:01,062 You having fun, Bobby? 1546 01:26:02,715 --> 01:26:05,049 Help! 1547 01:26:06,284 --> 01:26:07,150 Please... 1548 01:26:08,318 --> 01:26:09,018 Bobby! 1549 01:26:10,387 --> 01:26:13,021 Please help! 1550 01:26:14,756 --> 01:26:16,422 Help me! 1551 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:19,556 Can anybody hear me! 1552 01:26:30,166 --> 01:26:32,667 I can't breathe in here! 1553 01:26:53,649 --> 01:26:54,151 Please! 1554 01:26:55,252 --> 01:26:57,352 Please! 1555 01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:13,995 Help! 1556 01:27:17,667 --> 01:27:19,267 Help! 1557 01:27:19,268 --> 01:27:20,000 Please help me! 1558 01:27:21,935 --> 01:27:22,835 Please... 1559 01:27:23,470 --> 01:27:26,038 Help! 1560 01:27:37,714 --> 01:27:38,780 What's the best part about your job? 1561 01:27:39,681 --> 01:27:42,614 I'm... I'm not me for five hours a day. 1562 01:27:46,421 --> 01:27:50,422 And if I can get out of the tangled up mess, 1563 01:27:50,423 --> 01:27:53,156 that is my head and into somebody else's head. 1564 01:27:53,157 --> 01:27:56,192 All that pent-up aggression is now taken out on somebody, 1565 01:27:56,193 --> 01:27:58,259 and, you know, 1566 01:27:58,260 --> 01:28:02,295 be as vicious and mean as I can towards anybody to scare 'em. 1567 01:28:02,296 --> 01:28:06,398 You want to make it so that they're not gonna escape. 1568 01:28:06,399 --> 01:28:09,667 Right? I mean, that's the thing, we don't want them to escape. 1569 01:28:09,668 --> 01:28:12,937 If I were a zombie and they came out here, 1570 01:28:12,938 --> 01:28:15,405 my goal is to eat their brains and survive, right? 1571 01:28:15,406 --> 01:28:18,208 And, um, their goal is to not make it out, 1572 01:28:18,209 --> 01:28:20,643 or try to make it out if they can. 1573 01:28:20,644 --> 01:28:22,810 Um. 1574 01:28:22,811 --> 01:28:25,311 They're coming out here and it's going to be their last visit anywhere. 112420