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- (keyboard clacking)
- (camera whirring)
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(camera beeps)
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Man:
Okay, I'll look at it.
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What part?
On what page?
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(dance music playing)
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(duck squeaking)
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(dial-up modem squealing)
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(woman screams)
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- (camera shutter clicking)
- (police radio chatter)
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...scared right now.
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I'm so fucking scared right now.
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I-- l--
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I think there's somebody in my house.
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I-- I think something really bad's
gonna happen and--
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(screaming)
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(distorted)
Brooke Marks the spot.
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(deep distorted voice)
Brooke Marks the spot.
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(upbeat music playing)
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Hello, boys and girls.
What's up?
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Let's talk about vlogs.
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I don't know about you guys,
but I'm getting pretty tired
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of seeing the same old shit
on the internet.
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Some people don't even try
to be entertaining.
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Some people just kind of want
to talk about themselves
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and, I don't know,
complain and vent to the world
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or whoever will sit there and watch it
for more than three minutes.
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There's this really emo chick
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and she's kind of Goth
and wears a lot of eye makeup
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and she's-- I think she, like,
paints her face white
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to make her look even paler
against the screen. It's like wow.
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I don't even know.
I think I'm just gonna
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slit my wrists tomorrow
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because Billy says
I'm not Goth enough.
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Boring. Done.
The shit's weak.
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Then there's this other chick--
something-or-other's-opinion.com.
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She sits there and gabs around
the concept of the penis.
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It's a penis.
That's what makes them male.
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We have one.
It's just inverted.
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What else is there
to talk about?
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I mean, that thing where they
strap a camera
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on some bitch's head
and have her walk around all day
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and film her 24 hours a day--
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I don't mean to be mean,
but who does she think she is
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that watching her order
a chicken sandwich
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through the drive-through
is entertaining?
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And I didn't think it was true either,
but they actually film her sleeping.
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And people go on messageboards
and be like,
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"Oh my God, you guys,
Julie's wearing socks tonight to sleep.
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I think they're new socks,
'cause you can see
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that they're brighter
than the other socks.
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- Did she just fart?"
- (farts)
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Seriously, get a life.
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So what do I talk about?
Cool shit. Only cool shit.
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Okay, you may be wondering,
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"Why are you sitting here
in your underwear? What's that about?"
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(wolf whistle)
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Actually I don't know.
Maybe it was laundry day.
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Maybe I just figured
if you're sitting around in underwear,
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maybe they'll at least start to watch
and then realize,
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"Hey, besides the fact
that she's half-naked,
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she's actually kind of interesting
to listen to."
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I talk about things
that come up on the news,
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on TV shows, things on the internet--
a lot of things,
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like, for example,
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how on those internet friend sites
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things can always go horribly wrong.
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You know, when you see those
requests that you get
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with a girl wearing underwear--
well, nine times out of--
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screw that. 10 times out of 10
it's a dude.
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Guys sit there and make
these fake profiles
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with all these pictures of hot girls.
And they're like,
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"I'm a lesbian
and I like chicks only."
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They exchange pictures,
so it's basically
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this guy posing as a chick
posting dirty comments
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to this guy posing as a chick.
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One time a guy actually messed up
and posted on my wall saying,
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"Oh, you make my pussy wet."
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And he had a picture of Frank,
a 45-year-old guy from Texas.
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I was like, "Whoa. Whoops.
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Forgot to log into
the correct account, right, Frank?"
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Sometimes chicks would be so bold
as to actually--
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I'm sorry.
I get confused sometimes.
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Not chicks, old dudes
actually get so bold
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as to actually use my picture.
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I get phone calls about this
at, like, 4:00 in the morning
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from a roomful of drunken
frat guys going,
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"Brooke, Brooke,
someone just friended me
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and she says her name is Jolene."
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Hi, I'm Tiffany.
Hey, I'm Theresa.
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"What is that? Why'd you change
your name to Chartreuse?
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Isn't that a color?"
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There's really really creepy ones,
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like when they write
a full-page paper about
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what they would do
if they had you for four hours.
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I don't know where they got
that number from.
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"Dear Brooke,
if I had you for four hours,
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I would have you sit
on my face.
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I'm a wild pony
frolicking through the fields.
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I'd penetrate you from behind
while you drink a glass of milk."
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I don't know what that--
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maybe he grew up on a farm.
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But even all that--
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sometimes it gets boring.
Talk talk talk talk talk.
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Try the same thing
I am gonna try
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and take this whole
video blogging thing outside,
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beyond Brooke's bedroom.
Start a new trend.
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Take it to the next level,
out into the world.
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Hey, boys and girls,
let's play outside.
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- Brooke Marks the spot.
- Computer voice: Brooke Marks the spot.
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(upbeat music playing)
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Hello, boys and girls.
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I know, this is something
I never do,
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but I figured
let's do something different.
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I'm gonna conduct a little
social experiment.
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I know I'm smart and funny
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and I can attract a guy that way,
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but I think it's simpler than that.
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I'm gonna put this camera
in my specially-modified purse.
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The front of the purse is mesh.
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I can secretly record
everything that I'm seeing.
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That way the subject
of my experiment
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will never know what hit him.
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Genius.
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(hip-hop music playing)
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How's it going?
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Hi.
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I thought it took you so long
to come over
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because you were thinking up
some cheesy pick-up line.
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Oh, I should have a pick-up line?
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No no no, I'm glad you didn't.
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Oh.
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It's, you know, the thing that guys
always use at bars.
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Sure, yeah.
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I'll show you. Come here.
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Just what I thought--
made in heaven.
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Oh, nice.
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- It's stupid, I know.
- No, I like it.
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I like your hair.
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Oh, that's cool.
It's new actually.
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I don't normally--
I don't get it done like this normally.
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I go to Supercuts or something, but
my friend told me to go to this place.
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A friend of his is a hairstylist--
a salon, I guess.
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His friend Bruno-- and he did
like this piecey thing to it--
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not "politically correct."
That's what I thought.
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Like pieces, you know.
It's a style or something.
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It's more expensive that I wanted
to spend normally, but--
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'cause it was like 60 bucks.
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(camera rewinding)
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...than I wanted
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to spend normally, but--
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'cause it was like 60 bucks
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or something, which is not a lot.
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I mean, I can afford 60 bucks.
That's not a problem.
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I'm not saying--
I'm not like rich,
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but I'm not-- I'm not poor, so...
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Well, okay.
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Actually I'm gonna go run to
the ladies' room, if you don't mind.
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- No, that's a good idea.
- Yeah, it works for me.
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So it looks like
my experiment worked.
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I had him before he even came over
and said hello.
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I don't think I understand
guys' obsession with boobs.
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It's just cleavage.
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It doesn't deserve
that much attention.
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I mean, take that guy, for example.
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I could probably be in here
for another 20 minutes
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and he'll still be out there
waiting for me.
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I mean, guys are so easy.
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Computer voice:
Brooke Marks the spot.
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(upbeat music playing)
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(snoring softly)
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There's a lot of guys who
like to do it in the morning
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and there's a lot of them
who do not understand
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the value of a good tooth-brushing
beforehand.
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Take this guy--
he actually tried pulling
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the let's-make-out move
straight after snoring.
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I mean, he actually-- look,
he actually went for the reach-over
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after snoring and drooling
on my shoulder all night.
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Luckily, I keep a hefty supply
of mints by my bed
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for foul emergency situations
like this.
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(man laughs)
Ah.
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Brooke's voice: I mean, seriously,
it smelled like feet
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mixed with leftover pork fried rice.
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- Suck on it, you know.
- I should suck on it?
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Brooke's voice:
It was just nasty.
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Well, you know.
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There you go.
Or maybe just chew.
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- Chew it?
- Yeah.
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Sucking might take too long.
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- Mm.
- Mm, yeah.
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Unless it's your--
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Hmm?
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- That's good.
- Good?
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- Yeah.
- Should we test?
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- Yeah.
- (exhales)
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- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- You like?
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- Yeah, much better.
- Okay.
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Okay.
(chuckles)
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- Mm, okay.
- Hmm? You all right?
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- Hi.
- (both chuckle)
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- You know, chill.
- Sorry. Okay.
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- Just calm-- yeah, calm down.
- Dainty, yes, okay.
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(upbeat music playing)
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As I was previously stating,
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I'm dating a douchebag
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who plays with duckies.
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(laughs)
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Rolling.
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So a lot's happened
in the past couple of days.
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You know Brandon, right?
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How do I sum up Brandon?
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He doesn't like to brush his teeth
in the morning before he kisses you.
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He likes to cry.
He likes--
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he likes to get in touch
with that side of him
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that might be a little feminine.
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He's a guy who likes baths,
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particularly those with rubber duckies.
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I don't know.
I think they're brother and sister,
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but then sometimes they'll have some
kind of weird scenario going on.
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Their names are Cocoa and Mervin.
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And, you know, he quack-quack--
he plays with them in his bath
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and talk to each other
in funny little duck voices.
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Isn't that cute?
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No, it's creepy.
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He likes to call me a lot--
several times a day--
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and in fact tell me
what cute thing Mervin did
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you know, how Cocoa's feeling
better now after the flu--
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bird flu.
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He's definitely lost
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his level of attractiveness.
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It's gonna be messy.
I'm not gonna lie.
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I'm not looking forward
to breaking up with him.
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There's gonna be a lot of tears.
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But he'll still have friends--
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two yellow rubber friends.
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The bottom line is,
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Brandon needs to go.
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Brandon:
Well, so what is it?
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(sniffling)
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Is it the--
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is it the baths or--?
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The baths are a part of it.
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There's a lot of things.
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Is it the duckies?
I mean, I don't--
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I don't-- I don't--
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00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,022
The duckies are weird,
yeah, that's--
247
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,362
Well, I don't have to--
I don't have to have them all the time.
248
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:30,334
It just reminds me of childhood,
you know?
249
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,967
Why do you always have
that bag with you everywhere?
250
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,948
It's a good bag.
It matches everything.
251
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,874
Some people have security blankets.
I have my bag.
252
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,080
That's normal.
253
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,146
More normal than ducks.
254
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:56,353
Is it because I love--
255
00:14:56,395 --> 00:15:00,491
'cause I like to make love to you
in the bath?
256
00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:01,863
It's messy--
257
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,335
the overflow of all the water.
258
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,066
And it gets to the tile.
And you never help clean it up.
259
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:11,338
And l-- I'm always stuck
standing there mopping it up.
260
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,574
Yeah, wouldn't want you
to have to mop it up.
261
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,874
(tea kettle whistling)
262
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,112
What is that noise?
263
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:22,552
I'm making tea.
264
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,725
This looks familiar.
265
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,786
You cry a lot.
You know that.
266
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,854
And that's another part of it.
267
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,594
What? I cry after we--
268
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,693
after we finish sometimes,
so what?
269
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:41,900
- I don't-- people do that.
- It's not--
270
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,932
No.
271
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:47,173
Not-- not usually.
272
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:53,445
It's like I gotta lean over
for a Kleenex every time afterwards,
273
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:58,252
not for anything--
274
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,758
(tea kettle whistling)
275
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,287
I think my tea is ready.
276
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:13,033
Computer voice:
Brooke Marks the spot.
277
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,975
(upbeat music plays)
278
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,875
Hello, boys and girls.
279
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:21,107
So I know a lot of you think
that I'm an actress.
280
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:25,845
And, I mean, thanks, but no.
281
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,875
That's just crazy.
282
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,445
So I guess it's because
there was that one girl
283
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,219
who had to come on
here and ruin it
284
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,749
by being fake.
285
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:39,025
That just kind of ruined it
for everybody.
286
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,658
Now everyone's on this sort of
cyber witch hunt
287
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,634
for impostor webcam girls.
288
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,035
And it's just not fair.
289
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,801
All I want to do is come on here
290
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,002
and be entertaining and joke
291
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,409
and have some fun
292
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,709
and let everyone into my life
293
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,477
and just be real.
294
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,814
And I don't know what to do
295
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,945
except keep doing what I do.
296
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:05,286
And if you want to watch, then watch.
297
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,293
And if you don't, then don't.
298
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,887
But I hope you do.
299
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,425
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
300
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:22,566
Is this to make up for
all the phone calls tonight?
301
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,599
(both laugh)
302
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,634
- I'm so sorry about that.
- Yeah.
303
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,373
I wish I didn't have to
take them, but--
304
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,848
Yeah, why do you have to take
every one of them always?
305
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,818
We've got this thing
going on for school and it's due.
306
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,752
We'll just work on that.
I'll try to forgive you.
307
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,915
- (phone ringing)
- Oh.
308
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:39,514
- I'm so sorry.
- Really?
309
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,321
- I'm so sorry.
- Okay.
310
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,419
I promise this is the last one.
Can you forgive me?
311
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,895
The last one.
312
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,329
- Yeah.
- Hello.
313
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:49,027
(quietly)
Oh my gosh.
314
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,400
What?
315
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,663
(turns on camera)
316
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,766
So here's the deal--
317
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,439
like this guy has been on the phone
318
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,948
all night, like all night.
319
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,416
Like this is supposed to be
a date, you know?
320
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,613
So...
321
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,383
um...
322
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,822
I'm letting it slide
323
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:15,349
and I shouldn't,
324
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,692
but he's kind of cute.
325
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:21,165
So I'll give him a second chance,
326
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:25,899
or like a ninth chance today.
327
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,929
(chuckles)
328
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,237
Yeah, well,
329
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,675
I'm gonna go see if I can get him
off the phone.
330
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,382
(man speaking quietly)
331
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,484
Fine. All right,
I really have to go.
332
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,683
I gotta get off the phone with you.
I'm going to hang up.
333
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:48,124
Brooke's voice: All right,
so I gave this guy another chance,
334
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,185
as you can see.
335
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,527
And I have to admit, my bad,
336
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:56,056
he had a five-o'clock shadow
that was like killing my face.
337
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,262
It's like sandpaper.
338
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,737
I've got to get him
out of bed somehow.
339
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:03,297
So I had my cell phone near me.
340
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,310
He had his of course.
341
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:08,507
And I thank the genius
who invented star-67
342
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:12,142
for allowing me to call him
without him actually knowing it was me.
343
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,580
- (phone ringing)
- Hmm.
344
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,890
You love that phone, don't you?
345
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:23,724
I'm sorry.
346
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,753
Who is it?
347
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,630
It's a blocked call.
348
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,227
Probably a chick.
349
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,261
Are you gonna answer it?
350
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,831
No, I'm not.
351
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,002
- You're not gonna answer it?
- No.
352
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,739
For once you're not gonna
answer your phone?
353
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,770
- Weird.
- I'll come back to you.
354
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:46,113
Yeah, well, I'm kind of
355
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,745
not feeling it anymore actually.
356
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:51,415
- Not feeling it anymore?
- No.
357
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,447
No. Yeah, you know.
358
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,052
I kind of-- that sort of killed it.
359
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,925
- You're serious?
- The whole phone thing.
360
00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:01,023
So I'm actually gonna get up
361
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,057
and go to the kitchen.
362
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:04,864
You want anything?
363
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,564
- Yeah, I want something.
- (laughs)
364
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,664
I meant, from the kitchen.
I'm getting tea.
365
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,232
I like tea.
366
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,267
(man sighs)
367
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,106
(phone ringing)
368
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:28,989
I'm calling Tony's voicemail
while he's in class.
369
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,962
It's like the one chance I get
where he won't answer his phone.
370
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,668
Female voice: Thank you for calling.
Please enter your password.
371
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,863
I saw him typing in his password
the other day,
372
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,600
so now I've got it.
373
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,207
Let's see if there's
anything on here.
374
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,007
Female voice:
You have one new message.
375
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,036
Yeah, one message.
376
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,207
Woman:
Hey Tony.
377
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,550
It's a girl.
378
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,658
Sounds like a new girlfriend.
379
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:05,595
Woman:
Gotta run. Call me.
380
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,122
- "Call me."
- Female voice: To repeat the message...
381
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,396
Nice, Tony.
382
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,199
Tony's this guy I've been seeing
for a couple of weeks--
383
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:15,763
the one with the cell phone
always on.
384
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,207
You know who he is.
385
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:21,337
You saw him a few days ago
on one of my blogs.
386
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,309
So how I met him was,
387
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:31,448
I was at this party
388
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,788
and we started drinking and dancing.
389
00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:37,158
And then the night went on
390
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:41,723
and so did we.
391
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:45,828
And I didn't want to do it,
392
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,339
but he did
393
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:51,399
and he kept pushing it.
394
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,136
So eventually I did.
395
00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:03,284
I woke up in the morning
396
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,813
and I didn't feel right about it.
397
00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:09,020
And it's kind of been weird
ever since,
398
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,859
but now it sounds like
399
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,457
he's got someone new calling him.
400
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:18,401
And I don't know what that means.
401
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:22,763
But...
402
00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:27,168
I guess it's over.
403
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,013
Woman: Did you know
that squab was pigeon?
404
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,985
- No. A squab?
- Brooke: I needed some man--
405
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,750
just a marginally attractive man
who was insatiable.
406
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:40,280
The squab was insatiable
or the guy was insatiable?
407
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,849
- Both.
- Oh.
408
00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:44,953
You pull that out of
your bag of tricks?
409
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:48,727
- You guys are making me laugh.
- Jaz, what is with your nose today?
410
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,758
- This is happy hour, not cracky hour.
- Oh!
411
00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,396
Oh, you're a comedienne
today, huh?
412
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,838
- Yeah.
- That's good.
413
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,776
- So anyway--
- Hey Brooke.
414
00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:01,745
Oh, speaking of crack whores...
415
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:03,873
- Oh gee.
- I saw your vlog.
416
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:06,179
- I smell cabbage.
- What?
417
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,244
- No new guy to fuck this week...
- Okay, you know what?
418
00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:11,278
-...and just blab about it...
- What's your problem?
419
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,314
-...and put it all over the internet?
- Okay, that's enough.
420
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,417
That's disgusting.
421
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,519
- Nobody wants to see it.
- You obviously do.
422
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,860
Nobody wants to see you
sitting around with your little skanks.
423
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,526
- Okay, seriously, you need to go.
- And she needs to clean it up.
424
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,967
- Why is it any of your business?
- We don't want to see any of that.
425
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:26,994
- All right, that's enough.
- Okay? Slut.
426
00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:29,097
- Where's your boyfriend?
- Bitter.
427
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:32,508
Really. Why didn't you say
anything to her?
428
00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:34,671
Seriously, you just let her
walk all over you.
429
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:36,704
I got what I needed.
430
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,080
Okay, well, next time I need you to
scratch her face out or something.
431
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:41,517
- I really need some blood.
- Stand up for yourself.
432
00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:44,283
Brooke's voice: Carolina.
This is gonna be fun.
433
00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:45,619
- (rewinding)
- I mean,
434
00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:47,648
- what can I say about this bitch?
- Slut.
435
00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:49,626
So some chicks are
in severe denial
436
00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:51,686
and they don't want to admit
that they wear size 16,
437
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:55,063
so they'll try to squeeze
their fat asses into a size 8
438
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,091
and just rock the muffin top--
439
00:23:57,135 --> 00:23:59,365
you know that layer of fat
around the waistline
440
00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:01,895
that sort of bubbles off the side.
441
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,306
You go down further
and she's got cankles--
442
00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:05,809
I mean, actual cankles
443
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:08,938
So her stomach-- it's what people
in the business call
444
00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:10,914
"the problem area."
445
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:13,918
And I think the problem is
instead of her doing crunches,
446
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:18,048
she was just shoveling jelly donuts in
until she couldn't take it anymore.
447
00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,785
Top that off with some arms
that look like
448
00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:22,885
chicken cutlets
flapping in the wind,
449
00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:25,488
and you've got a pretty ugly
situation.
450
00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,521
When you step back
and look at her,
451
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:31,161
all this fat's piled on a 7'-tall
land monster
452
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:33,398
that looks like she could play
on the defensive line
453
00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:35,303
for any top NFL team.
454
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:37,968
Did her parents feed her creatine
and raw eggs every morning
455
00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:40,637
and make her lift weights
in the backyard?
456
00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:43,045
I think she could shot-put me.
457
00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:46,050
You can understand why I sort of
tensed up a little bit.
458
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:49,247
Look at her vocabulary:
"slut, stupid slut."
459
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:51,278
Work on some new material, ho.
460
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,847
Computer voice:
Brooke Marks the spot.
461
00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:56,027
(upbeat music plays)
462
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:02,897
I don't get it.
463
00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:05,630
I sent this guy a friend request
a couple days ago
464
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,934
and it looks like he still
hasn't accepted.
465
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:12,108
I actually think he denied it.
466
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:18,144
I just friended him
'cause he looked cool
467
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,084
and he says he goes
to the same school as me.
468
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,316
And, I don't know, we listen
to the same music.
469
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,587
And I just thought
it might be fun to talk.
470
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:29,617
It happens all the time though.
471
00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,925
I mean, you know how it is.
472
00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:35,660
Like when you see people's profiles,
473
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,362
you're never really sure
if that's who they really are.
474
00:25:38,403 --> 00:25:40,394
You know, a person--
475
00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:42,872
face to face
they're completely different
476
00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:44,899
from how they look on the profile.
477
00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:47,070
I thought this guy would be different.
478
00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:50,343
You know, I won't get the chance
to find out.
479
00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:55,518
I guess that's all
I can say about that.
480
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:03,651
(tone playing)
481
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,320
(machine beeps)
482
00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:42,732
Distorted voice:
Hello, Brooke Marks.
483
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:47,067
Go to your internet browser
484
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,936
and type in
485
00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:52,068
this IP address:
486
00:26:52,110 --> 00:27:03,681
30764152237.
487
00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:07,886
There are three clips
488
00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:10,895
posted for you.
Enjoy them.
489
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,225
(cell phone ringing)
490
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:24,604
How'd I know it was gonna be you?
491
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,806
Yes yes,
I'm working on it right now.
492
00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:30,644
Yeah, I can email you.
Can you just give me a few m--?
493
00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:36,983
All right, listen,
I'm actually having a drink.
494
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:39,047
I'm taking a break.
495
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,490
30 minutes and I will have it for you.
496
00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:44,859
You can do whatever you want
with it after that.
497
00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:46,887
All right?
498
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:50,458
I think it's great.
499
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,834
Well, I hope you like it.
500
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,802
All right, buddy.
Just listen to me. It'll be fine.
501
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,107
You'll have it.
You can do whatever you want with it.
502
00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:03,137
Okay.
503
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:09,044
I've read it before.
504
00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:13,753
Okay, I'll look at it.
505
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:16,386
What part?
On what page?
506
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:21,297
Okay.
507
00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:26,564
I-- I see what you--
508
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:30,937
(mumbles)
509
00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:33,307
The third sentence?
510
00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:35,744
All right.
511
00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:38,305
It's fine. I just--
512
00:28:40,585 --> 00:28:42,610
The third senten--
513
00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:47,421
I'm gonna lie down for a while
514
00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,484
and I'll call you back.
515
00:28:49,527 --> 00:28:52,291
I don't know.
I don't know.
516
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:55,923
No, I'll call you back.
517
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,261
Yeah.
518
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:11,837
Distorted voice:
Hello, boys and girls.
519
00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:16,217
Welcome to the first episode
520
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:20,691
of a multipart series entitled
521
00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:24,593
"How to Erase People
522
00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:28,156
from the Face of the Earth!"
523
00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:48,709
(cell phone ringing)
524
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,287
How'd I know it was gonna be you?
525
00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:59,819
Yes yes,
I'm working on it right now.
526
00:29:59,864 --> 00:30:02,162
Yeah, I can email you.
Can you just give me a few m--?
527
00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:06,866
Distorted voice:
Step 1--
528
00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:09,032
Tony: All right, listen,
I'm actually having a drink.
529
00:30:09,073 --> 00:30:10,734
I'm taking a break.
530
00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:12,436
Distorted voice:
Roofie.
531
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,502
30 minutes and I will have it for you.
532
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:17,379
You can do whatever you want
with it after that.
533
00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:19,406
All right?
534
00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:22,116
I think it's great.
535
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:26,647
Distorted voice:
Step 2-- wait.
536
00:30:41,606 --> 00:30:44,769
Step 3--
537
00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:46,834
dismember.
538
00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:55,812
(cell phone ringing)
539
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,152
(screaming)
540
00:33:12,924 --> 00:33:17,224
Step 4--
541
00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:18,751
bag.
542
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,009
Step 5--
543
00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:43,043
dispose.
544
00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:45,647
Remember to always print
545
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,681
driving directions
546
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:51,058
from your murder scene
547
00:33:51,095 --> 00:33:54,656
to the local incinerator.
548
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:25,224
Welcome, boys and girls,
549
00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:28,960
to another episode of
550
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,197
"How to Erase People
551
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:36,730
from the Face of the Earth!"
552
00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:41,875
Once you know your victim's routine,
553
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:45,440
you can make necessary preparations
554
00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:47,474
in their absence.
555
00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:50,009
Here's a tip:
556
00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:52,784
use monofilament
557
00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:57,056
when attaching a rubber ducky
558
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,461
to an overhead lamp.
559
00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,570
(water splashing)
560
00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:38,258
(quacks)
561
00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:46,233
(electricity crackling)
562
00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:16,070
Now, boys and girls,
563
00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:18,769
we are going to perform
564
00:36:18,809 --> 00:36:20,800
a science experiment
565
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,211
to examine
566
00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:25,613
the effects of
567
00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:27,914
hydrochloric acid
568
00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:30,477
on human flesh.
569
00:37:01,118 --> 00:37:03,109
(hissing)
570
00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:51,162
(upbeat music playing)
571
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:54,495
Today you're going to learn
572
00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:57,797
how to make a binary explosive.
573
00:38:57,835 --> 00:39:00,030
For this recipe
574
00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:02,801
you'll need three ingredients:
575
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,934
ammonium nitrate,
576
00:39:05,976 --> 00:39:07,967
nitromethane
577
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:11,140
and a very large bong.
578
00:39:14,885 --> 00:39:18,286
First, pour the ammonium nitrate
579
00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:20,290
into a silver dish.
580
00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:24,454
Second, fill a syringe
with nitromethane
581
00:39:24,495 --> 00:39:26,986
and inject the red liquid
582
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:29,829
into the white powder.
583
00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:38,907
Pack a bowl with the binary explosive
584
00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:41,173
and let sit.
585
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:57,019
Hey fishy fishy.
586
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,086
Hey.
587
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,091
(chuckles)
588
00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:08,261
Yeah.
589
00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:01,215
(upbeat music playing)
590
00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:38,653
Distorted voice:
Once the explosive has detonated,
591
00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:41,130
you will find yourself
592
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:43,156
surrounded
593
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,692
by a variety of new textures
594
00:41:46,737 --> 00:41:48,967
and smells.
595
00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:19,297
Although the recipe
596
00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:23,329
is very simple,
597
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:26,969
the cleanup
598
00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:31,107
is very
599
00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:34,982
very complex.
600
00:43:10,854 --> 00:43:12,253
(car horns honking)
601
00:43:12,289 --> 00:43:14,314
(police siren wailing)
602
00:43:43,654 --> 00:43:45,315
Policeman:
How'd you come across this?
603
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,517
Brooke:
I got a voicemail about it and I went--
604
00:43:47,558 --> 00:43:49,992
and all these numbers--
I don't know where it came from.
605
00:43:50,027 --> 00:43:52,291
I don't know who that is.
606
00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:53,853
In my opinion, it looks staged.
607
00:43:53,897 --> 00:43:55,694
No. I mean, staged? Like--
608
00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:58,429
- It looks fake.
- Those are my friends in there though.
609
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:00,460
They wouldn't do that.
It's not a joke.
610
00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:02,597
Okay, first things first.
Let's get your ID.
611
00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:14,608
- Brooke?
- Yes.
612
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:17,883
- Is it okay if I call you Brooke?
- Yes. I--
613
00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:21,015
Okay, first of all,
when was the last time you saw them?
614
00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:23,526
One of them I talked to
a couple days ago.
615
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,391
The other one I haven't
talked to in weeks.
616
00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:28,057
I tried calling them.
I can't find them anywhere.
617
00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:29,531
- Anywhere?
- Anywhere.
618
00:44:29,566 --> 00:44:31,158
- Okay.
- What can we do about this?
619
00:44:31,201 --> 00:44:33,294
We're gonna start a report.
Do you have their addresses
620
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:35,168
and phone numbers?
We can start with that.
621
00:44:35,205 --> 00:44:38,641
- And we'll go from there.
- Yes.
622
00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,078
Are you gonna go check it out?
623
00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:46,811
What I'll do is I will personally
go see if your friends are okay.
624
00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:51,181
- Okay.
- Okay.
625
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,552
(car door closes)
626
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:04,866
- (knocks on door)
- (camera beeps)
627
00:45:04,902 --> 00:45:06,893
Police department.
628
00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:15,236
- Hi.
- Hello.
629
00:45:15,279 --> 00:45:16,871
Come in.
630
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:20,616
- How are you?
- Not good.
631
00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:22,983
I've been sort of freaked out
with all this going on.
632
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,282
Please sit.
633
00:45:24,321 --> 00:45:27,085
My friends are apparently
being murdered
634
00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:30,025
and I'm sitting in my house
fearing for my life,
635
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,290
so I'm not doing very well at all.
636
00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:36,157
But hopefully you have news--
good news.
637
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,690
That's why I'm here.
638
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,260
We conducted
a follow-up investigation
639
00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:41,896
to the addresses you gave me.
640
00:45:41,939 --> 00:45:44,874
- This isn't sounding good.
- Just listen up for a second.
641
00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:47,468
I went personally to all
the addresses you gave me
642
00:45:47,511 --> 00:45:49,502
to see if I could find your friends
643
00:45:49,546 --> 00:45:51,776
and unfortunately there isn't
a trace of them.
644
00:45:51,815 --> 00:45:54,841
All your friends
seem to have disappeared.
645
00:45:54,885 --> 00:45:57,979
Brooke: There's no evidence at all,
no trace of anything?
646
00:45:58,021 --> 00:46:00,114
Policeman:
We have nothing.
647
00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:03,752
Okay. I'm just
a little frustrated
648
00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:05,819
because this is why
we call you, you know?
649
00:46:05,863 --> 00:46:07,057
I know.
650
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,655
How about the website?
651
00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:11,190
Didn't you say you were gonna
trace the IP address
652
00:46:11,235 --> 00:46:12,702
and see what that led to?
Did you find anything?
653
00:46:12,736 --> 00:46:16,331
The IP address-- we turned it over
to the technology unit.
654
00:46:16,373 --> 00:46:18,898
And they came back and they told me
it was untraceable.
655
00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,375
Untraceable?
656
00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:23,140
Yeah.
657
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,011
So that's it?
658
00:46:26,817 --> 00:46:29,183
The investigation is continuing.
659
00:46:29,219 --> 00:46:32,518
If in theory these crimes
did occur,
660
00:46:32,556 --> 00:46:35,116
do you have any idea
who would have done this?
661
00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:38,185
I mean, really it could be anybody.
662
00:46:38,228 --> 00:46:40,423
Like I make those video blogs
663
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:44,332
and then a lot of people watch it,
so I have a lot of fans.
664
00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:46,802
And then like
there's stalkers sometimes.
665
00:46:46,837 --> 00:46:49,067
There's a lot of weird people
on the internet.
666
00:46:49,106 --> 00:46:52,439
And like I keep putting--
I have personal information out there,
667
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:55,468
including my friends' names
and where I go to school.
668
00:46:55,512 --> 00:46:58,345
And we see a video of them
getting murdered one by one.
669
00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:01,818
I can't get ahold of anybody.
And it could be me next.
670
00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:04,252
- You understand my frustrations.
- Okay, listen.
671
00:47:04,288 --> 00:47:06,586
Just listen to me for a second.
672
00:47:06,623 --> 00:47:09,558
The most important thing
right now is your safety, okay?
673
00:47:09,593 --> 00:47:11,584
Does that mean I'm next?
Does that mean--?
674
00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:13,619
Okay, promise me this--
if you feel you're in danger,
675
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:16,326
you're gonna pick up the phone,
call 911.
676
00:47:16,366 --> 00:47:18,459
And we'll get here
as soon as we can.
677
00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:20,129
Listen, I'm gonna give you
my business card.
678
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:22,070
- Okay.
- Keep me informed of anything--
679
00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:24,300
anything that comes to your mind
that I can go investigate.
680
00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:26,434
This is gonna help me?
This is gonna protect me?
681
00:47:26,476 --> 00:47:29,036
Well, I can only do so much.
682
00:47:29,079 --> 00:47:32,310
If you give me something,
I'm gonna try to do my best, okay?
683
00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:35,546
Listen, I understand
where you're at.
684
00:47:35,586 --> 00:47:37,816
- Mm-hmm.
- I want to help you.
685
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,846
Protect and serve, right?
686
00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:41,380
Correct.
687
00:47:41,425 --> 00:47:43,791
Well, I guess I'll show you out.
688
00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:47,963
I'll be keeping in touch with you.
689
00:47:47,998 --> 00:47:49,761
- Please let me know.
- Bye.
690
00:48:00,577 --> 00:48:02,568
Brooke's voice:
I mean--
691
00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:05,173
okay, I'm saying thank you,
everyone who's watched me.
692
00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:07,513
And I--
693
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:11,180
I think I just need
to say goodbye
694
00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:15,157
for a couple months maybe.
I don't know. Maybe forever.
695
00:48:15,192 --> 00:48:18,593
But I just don't think
I should be doing this.
696
00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:21,257
I'm putting people in danger.
697
00:48:21,298 --> 00:48:23,698
I'm putting myself
in danger.
698
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,032
There comes a time when I just--
699
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:29,436
I need to accept the fact
that I should just quit.
700
00:48:29,473 --> 00:48:32,237
So goodbye.
701
00:48:32,276 --> 00:48:33,911
(camera beeps)
702
00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:50,156
- (dance music playing)
- (people chattering)
703
00:49:14,084 --> 00:49:17,451
(distant music playing)
704
00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:34,502
A bad idea.
705
00:49:34,538 --> 00:49:37,234
I shouldn't be here right now.
706
00:49:37,274 --> 00:49:40,573
I don't know how I let Jasmine
707
00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:42,737
talk me into coming out tonight.
708
00:49:42,779 --> 00:49:44,804
It's my fault.
709
00:49:46,717 --> 00:49:49,709
I mean, I know I decided to come out
with Jasmine
710
00:49:49,753 --> 00:49:52,244
and try to lighten up a little bit,
711
00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:54,780
but I should be in my room
712
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:56,622
where everything's safe.
713
00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:00,793
He could be anywhere.
714
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:04,562
When I think of all the stuff
that's happened,
715
00:50:04,601 --> 00:50:07,968
I mean, I just really want to go home
716
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,996
before something else happens.
717
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,065
(footsteps)
718
00:50:12,109 --> 00:50:13,269
Jasmine.
719
00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:16,108
What are you doing back here?
Come dance with me.
720
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:18,910
No, I think I'm just gonna stay here
if that's okay.
721
00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:21,577
Why? Why are you sitting here
by yourself? Come on.
722
00:50:21,618 --> 00:50:23,643
I feel like he's here.
723
00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:25,416
Oh, okay, well--
724
00:50:25,455 --> 00:50:28,288
Just think of all the bad things
that have happened.
725
00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:30,418
Okay, I know that you just
went though a lot
726
00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:32,087
and I know a lot has happened.
727
00:50:32,129 --> 00:50:34,290
That's one of the reasons
why I wanted you to come out.
728
00:50:34,331 --> 00:50:37,494
I just wanted you to get your mind
off it and just enjoy yourself.
729
00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:42,028
I know. And I wanted to come out,
but now I'm reconsidering it.
730
00:50:42,072 --> 00:50:45,269
You go have fun, if you want to.
731
00:50:45,308 --> 00:50:46,468
Okay.
732
00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:48,535
You know where I'll be.
733
00:51:03,326 --> 00:51:05,988
Something just doesn't feel right.
734
00:51:06,029 --> 00:51:08,930
I gotta get out of here.
735
00:51:16,339 --> 00:51:18,500
♪ Scoop her from the club,
take her back home ♪
736
00:51:18,542 --> 00:51:20,703
♪ Pretty brown round
with that workout tone ♪
737
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:23,212
♪ Samuel Jackson,
that "Black Snake Moan" ♪
738
00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:25,612
♪ Dolce cat, hypnotic take on ♪
739
00:51:25,649 --> 00:51:27,742
♪ Thrill of the hunt,
game so real ♪
740
00:51:27,784 --> 00:51:30,014
♪ Circle my prey,
zero in for the kill ♪
741
00:51:30,053 --> 00:51:32,681
♪ She at the bar
ordering something exotic ♪
742
00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:34,849
♪ On the dance floor
doing something erotic ♪
743
00:51:34,891 --> 00:51:37,291
♪ She know how to focus
when she get down low ♪
744
00:51:37,327 --> 00:51:39,420
♪ Get a do-over,
now she strip down slow ♪
745
00:51:39,463 --> 00:51:41,761
♪ Turn around once,,
let me see you do that ♪
746
00:51:41,798 --> 00:51:44,198
♪ Let me see the tag
on the small of your back ♪
747
00:51:44,234 --> 00:51:46,464
♪ Hit me up, baby,
I promise to call back ♪
748
00:51:46,503 --> 00:51:49,063
♪ If you don't trip,
I promise to fall back ♪
749
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:51,301
♪ Old-school cat
with a young man's stamina ♪
750
00:51:51,341 --> 00:51:53,741
♪ You major league, baby,
why you playing with the managers? ♪
751
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:55,711
♪ Come on, shorty,
roll with your man ♪
752
00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:58,111
♪ Let me know what's good,
make up your mind ♪
753
00:51:58,148 --> 00:52:00,309
♪ I'll have the valet
pull up the truck ♪
754
00:52:00,350 --> 00:52:02,910
♪ Let me know what's good,
don't waste my time ♪
755
00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:05,012
♪ Come on, baby,
roll with your man ♪
756
00:52:05,055 --> 00:52:07,580
♪ Let me know what's good,
make up your mind ♪
757
00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:09,489
♪ I'll have the valet
pull up the truck ♪
758
00:52:09,526 --> 00:52:12,120
♪ Let me know what's good,
don't waste my time ♪
759
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,598
♪ Make up your mind ♪
760
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:17,623
♪ And don't waste my time ♪
761
00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:19,692
♪ Make up your mind ♪
762
00:52:19,736 --> 00:52:22,364
♪ And don't waste my time ♪
763
00:52:22,405 --> 00:52:24,873
♪ Make up your mind ♪
764
00:52:24,908 --> 00:52:26,899
♪ And don't waste my time ♪
765
00:52:26,943 --> 00:52:28,968
♪ Make up your mind ♪
766
00:52:29,012 --> 00:52:32,277
♪ And don't waste my time,
come on. ♪
767
00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:49,485
(people screaming)
768
00:54:19,222 --> 00:54:20,484
(machine beeps)
769
00:54:20,523 --> 00:54:22,514
Distorted voice:
Hello again,
770
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:24,550
Brooke Marks.
771
00:54:25,562 --> 00:54:29,157
There's a fourth clip
772
00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:32,532
posted on my website
773
00:54:32,569 --> 00:54:35,970
for your enjoyment.
774
00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:37,564
(hangs up)
775
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:46,207
Hi, Officer Perez, this is Brooke.
776
00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:49,218
I just saw my friend Jasmine
777
00:54:49,252 --> 00:54:51,550
and she's on that website.
778
00:54:51,588 --> 00:54:53,556
Yeah, we were at a club
and we were hanging out.
779
00:54:53,590 --> 00:54:56,184
And she was dancing.
And then now, a couple hours later,
780
00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:59,627
and she's not--
can you go look at it or something?
781
00:54:59,663 --> 00:55:01,597
She's getting stabbed
in the video, Officer.
782
00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:04,532
No, I don't think it's fake.
783
00:55:04,567 --> 00:55:06,933
I can't get ahold of her now.
I haven't seen her since.
784
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:09,200
I called her right at home
and she didn't answer.
785
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,673
I went online.
You're not doing anything about it
786
00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:13,903
and that's-- okay.
787
00:55:13,943 --> 00:55:15,604
Okay, bye.
788
00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:58,248
Distorted voice:
Hello, boys and girls.
789
00:55:58,288 --> 00:56:02,156
Welcome to the final episode of
790
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:05,753
"How to Erase People
791
00:56:05,795 --> 00:56:11,324
from the Face of the Earth!"
792
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:14,394
This is the final episode
793
00:56:14,437 --> 00:56:16,428
because at the end
794
00:56:16,473 --> 00:56:19,306
of this vlog
795
00:56:19,342 --> 00:56:21,640
I am going to confess
796
00:56:21,678 --> 00:56:24,306
to the five murders
797
00:56:24,347 --> 00:56:26,338
I have committed
798
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:29,352
for your enjoyment.
799
00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:32,952
I think there's somebody
in my house.
800
00:56:32,989 --> 00:56:37,585
I-- I think something really bad's
gonna happen and--
801
00:56:37,627 --> 00:56:39,652
(screaming)
802
00:56:46,569 --> 00:56:49,970
(distorted voice)
My name is
803
00:56:50,006 --> 00:56:53,305
Billy Webster
804
00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:56,608
and this is
805
00:56:56,646 --> 00:56:59,740
my confession.
806
00:57:07,957 --> 00:57:10,983
(police radio chatter)
807
00:57:11,027 --> 00:57:13,860
(helicopter blades whirring)
808
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:42,084
Brooke's voice:
I don't know. Maybe forever.
809
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,593
Goodbye.
810
00:57:47,497 --> 00:57:49,488
(electronic squealing)
811
00:57:54,204 --> 00:57:56,536
(Brooke screaming)
812
00:58:00,677 --> 00:58:03,441
Announcer:
Welcome to "Twisted Television,"
813
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,005
the show that takes an unflinching look
814
00:58:06,049 --> 00:58:07,710
at the sickest
815
00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:10,241
and most depraved crimes of our day.
816
00:58:10,286 --> 00:58:12,413
Today-- Brooke Marks,
817
00:58:12,455 --> 00:58:15,618
the cyber crime that has
the viral video generation
818
00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:17,888
on the edge of its computer chair.
819
00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:20,054
We speak to Investigating Officer
820
00:58:20,096 --> 00:58:21,620
Rudy Perez,
821
00:58:21,664 --> 00:58:24,360
who has discovered some
shocking new evidence
822
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,665
on-- where else?
Brooke's hard drive.
823
00:58:27,704 --> 00:58:29,695
Billy Webster,
824
00:58:29,739 --> 00:58:32,333
always in the top eight friends
on Brooke's personal page--
825
00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:34,366
he was her real-life boyfriend
826
00:58:34,410 --> 00:58:36,810
for the months leading up
to that fateful night.
827
00:58:36,846 --> 00:58:39,747
Billy's online confession
wasn't the only evidence
828
00:58:39,782 --> 00:58:43,274
that he was in fact
the Internet Killer.
829
00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:46,447
Officer Perez tied him
to the brutal stabbing
830
00:58:46,489 --> 00:58:48,650
of Brooke's best friend
Jasmine Miller--
831
00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:52,354
a murder that was posted online.
832
00:58:52,395 --> 00:58:55,057
Perez:
We recovered fingerprints
833
00:58:55,098 --> 00:58:57,623
from Billy that were on the knife.
834
00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:59,658
That gave us
sufficient enough evidence
835
00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:01,761
to take Mr. Webster into custody.
836
00:59:01,804 --> 00:59:04,238
Announcer: It seems that Billy
left Jasmine Miller
837
00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:06,265
at the scene of his crime.
838
00:59:06,309 --> 00:59:08,607
But what did he do with the body
of Brooke Marks?
839
00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:11,239
Perez: Once we saw the video
that was online,
840
00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:13,272
we did a thorough search
for her body
841
00:59:13,316 --> 00:59:15,341
and did not find it
anywhere in the house.
842
00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:18,115
The only thing we did find
was a hard drive.
843
00:59:18,154 --> 00:59:20,748
We took the hard drive
back to the station
844
00:59:20,790 --> 00:59:23,691
and we turned it over
to our technology unit
845
00:59:23,726 --> 00:59:27,856
where they observed
that the hard drive was erased.
846
00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:29,888
Announcer:
But that didn't stop
847
00:59:29,933 --> 00:59:31,958
Perez's ace technology unit.
848
00:59:32,001 --> 00:59:34,367
Using NSA-approved strategies,
849
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:36,872
they reconstructed
Brooke's hard drive.
850
00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:39,773
Once we reconstructed
the hard drive,
851
00:59:39,809 --> 00:59:42,004
we looked through
Brooke's computer files.
852
00:59:42,045 --> 00:59:44,445
Announcer:
And in those files police found
853
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,313
an unedited version
of the snuff video
854
00:59:47,350 --> 00:59:49,841
that millions viewed online.
855
00:59:49,886 --> 00:59:52,218
And the additional bonus footage
856
00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:54,849
contained a stunning revelation.
857
00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:57,155
Brooke:
Okay, look, so here's the thing...
858
00:59:57,193 --> 00:59:58,820
- Okay.
- Okay.
859
00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:01,659
I'm gonna sit here and
I'm gonna act really really scared.
860
01:00:01,698 --> 01:00:04,394
And you're gonna come run in
like you're some killer.
861
01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,493
And then you're gonna pick me up
and throw me down.
862
01:00:06,536 --> 01:00:09,096
And then you're gonna stab me.
Okay, and I'm gonna die.
863
01:00:09,138 --> 01:00:11,129
And then you'll get your reward.
864
01:00:11,174 --> 01:00:13,972
- You know the rest.
- Let's just get this over with.
865
01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:16,035
Good. It'll be fun. Come on.
866
01:00:17,413 --> 01:00:19,540
You gotta act like
you're really killing me.
867
01:00:31,828 --> 01:00:34,092
I'm so fucking scared right now.
868
01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,121
I-- l--
869
01:00:36,165 --> 01:00:38,156
I think there's somebody in my house.
870
01:00:38,201 --> 01:00:41,568
I-- I think something really bad's
gonna happen and--
871
01:00:42,572 --> 01:00:44,733
(screaming)
872
01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:55,374
What are you doing?
Keep going.
873
01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:57,409
- Keep going. You're almost--
- I can't.
874
01:00:57,453 --> 01:00:59,387
- I was almost dead.
- No, this is weird.
875
01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:01,253
This is too freaky for me.
876
01:01:01,290 --> 01:01:02,951
Too freaky?
877
01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,756
Not as freaky as Jasmine probably.
878
01:01:05,795 --> 01:01:08,263
Or maybe I'm freakier than Jasmine.
879
01:01:08,297 --> 01:01:10,765
What does this have to do
with Jasmine?
880
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,030
- You didn't think I know about that?
- Know about what?
881
01:01:13,069 --> 01:01:14,969
You fucked my best friend.
882
01:01:16,973 --> 01:01:18,463
- What?
- Yeah, you didn't think
883
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,135
I knew about that, huh?
884
01:01:21,477 --> 01:01:23,502
- What--?
- Don't act-- don't even--
885
01:01:23,546 --> 01:01:26,037
- Where are you getting this?
- I'm not stupid, okay? Don't act like--
886
01:01:26,082 --> 01:01:29,745
Well, then don't talk to me like I'm
stupid, 'cause I didn't fuck Jasmine.
887
01:01:29,786 --> 01:01:31,515
You know what?
Maybe I should fuck Jasmine,
888
01:01:31,554 --> 01:01:33,215
because Jasmine's not gonna
bring me home;
889
01:01:33,256 --> 01:01:34,917
Jasmine's not gonna ask me
890
01:01:34,957 --> 01:01:37,892
to stab her with a fake knife
and fuck her when she's dead.
891
01:01:37,927 --> 01:01:40,657
I get fucking bored of it.
I wanted to do something different.
892
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:43,029
You want to do something different?
Let's go to a movie or something.
893
01:01:43,066 --> 01:01:44,693
Every fucking time
it's the same thing.
894
01:01:44,734 --> 01:01:46,793
I don't need to fuck you
while you're dead.
895
01:01:46,836 --> 01:01:48,804
No no no, don't talk to me.
Don't even talk to me anymore.
896
01:01:48,838 --> 01:01:51,102
You're a fucking freak.
You're a fucking freak.
897
01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:53,165
You need help.
Don't call me.
898
01:01:57,780 --> 01:02:01,181
(door opens, closes)
899
01:02:02,652 --> 01:02:04,882
You're a fucking freak.
You're a fucking freak.
900
01:02:07,990 --> 01:02:10,117
Fucking freak.
You're a fucking--
901
01:02:11,627 --> 01:02:15,119
(distorted) You're a fucking freak.
You're a fucking freak.
902
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:18,424
Fucking freak.
903
01:02:53,336 --> 01:02:55,600
Announcer:
The video continues
904
01:02:55,638 --> 01:02:57,629
to show how Brooke Marks
905
01:02:57,673 --> 01:03:00,540
switched out the fake blade
that didn't kill her
906
01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:04,535
with the real blade
that killed Jasmine Miller.
907
01:03:04,580 --> 01:03:06,912
Perez:
That gave us enough evidence
908
01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:08,974
to release Billy Webster
from custody.
909
01:03:09,018 --> 01:03:11,350
Announcer:
Billy wasn't at the club,
910
01:03:11,387 --> 01:03:14,117
but his fingerprints were.
911
01:03:14,157 --> 01:03:17,024
Brooke Marks,
whose famous sign-off is
912
01:03:17,059 --> 01:03:18,993
"Brooke Marks the spot,"
913
01:03:19,028 --> 01:03:22,725
is now herself marked for arrest.
914
01:03:22,765 --> 01:03:24,790
Man: Do you have any idea
where she is?
915
01:03:24,834 --> 01:03:27,894
At this moment in time
the investigation is continuing.
916
01:03:27,937 --> 01:03:30,235
We don't know where she is.
917
01:03:30,273 --> 01:03:32,332
We're trying to find out
as much as possible
918
01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:33,740
every lead we can follow.
919
01:03:33,776 --> 01:03:36,267
If she's listening
and she's seeing this video,
920
01:03:36,312 --> 01:03:38,439
tell her to be in communication
with us,
921
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:39,948
let us help her.
922
01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:41,973
Man:
Off the record, Officer Perez?
923
01:03:42,018 --> 01:03:44,111
Off the record?
924
01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:47,680
I would throw her in jail.
And I hope she stays and rots.
925
01:03:59,235 --> 01:04:01,760
(seagulls cawing)
926
01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:27,256
So I know I've been missing
for a few weeks,
927
01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:30,424
but I just needed to get away.
928
01:04:30,466 --> 01:04:33,060
I want to let you all know
that I'm doing okay.
929
01:04:35,104 --> 01:04:37,129
I don't even know
where I am right now.
930
01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:42,276
And, Billy, I'm not a freak.
931
01:04:42,311 --> 01:04:44,711
I'm not.
932
01:05:06,869 --> 01:05:09,667
Brooke's voice:
You fucked my best friend.
933
01:05:09,705 --> 01:05:11,332
Slut.
934
01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:21,015
Why do you always
have that bag?
935
01:05:26,856 --> 01:05:29,689
Tony: I promise-- the last one.
Can you forgive me?
936
01:05:29,725 --> 01:05:30,885
The last one.
937
01:06:00,289 --> 01:06:02,655
(deep distorted voice)
Hello, boys and girls.
938
01:06:02,692 --> 01:06:05,126
Brooke Marks the spot.
939
01:06:09,565 --> 01:06:09,632
(instrumental music playing)
940
01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,725
(instrumental music playing)
941
01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:36,233
♪ Ever since 16
I've had sick dreams ♪
942
01:08:36,278 --> 01:08:39,111
♪ Knee-deep in the pool of the blood
of my siblings ♪
943
01:08:39,148 --> 01:08:41,708
♪ Mass axe murderer,
mass cat burglar ♪
944
01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:44,184
♪ Sickening, wake up
in a sweat that's dripping ♪
945
01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:46,484
♪ You heard of a
more morbider orchestra ♪
946
01:08:46,522 --> 01:08:49,582
♪ A rap force smorgasbord
forcing you to greet the corpses horde ♪
947
01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:52,185
♪ I'm paranoid, staring out my window,
swearing I hear a noise ♪
948
01:08:52,228 --> 01:08:54,560
♪ Can't avoid shit,
in my head I'm hearing voices ♪
949
01:08:54,597 --> 01:08:56,929
♪ Choices, this time
I got my mind in chains ♪
950
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:59,730
♪ They say I'm an outsider,
but yo, I know I'm insane ♪
951
01:08:59,768 --> 01:09:02,236
♪ In changing my soul,
the devil's smoked me out a bowl ♪
952
01:09:02,271 --> 01:09:05,240
♪ Helped me out of hold, broke me
out the role, wrote me out a scroll ♪
953
01:09:05,274 --> 01:09:07,799
♪ I'm back up on my feet and hoping
he don't come back for more ♪
954
01:09:07,843 --> 01:09:10,243
♪ So I'm asking "Who that knocking?"
when you're rapping at my door ♪
955
01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:13,077
♪ 'Cause I'll be damned if I get jacked,
they'll throw me back up in the morgue ♪
956
01:09:13,115 --> 01:09:16,243
♪ Don't laugh, I've beaten that rap
before backed up in the corner ♪
957
01:09:16,285 --> 01:09:18,515
♪ Jumping at the cords
worn by the coroner ♪
958
01:09:18,554 --> 01:09:21,022
♪ Underneath the floorboards
the horned man, I'm warning ya ♪
959
01:09:21,056 --> 01:09:23,718
♪ I'm paranoid,
I can't cope with the noises ♪
960
01:09:23,759 --> 01:09:26,250
♪ I'm paranoid, damn,
I'm hearing multiple voices ♪
961
01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:29,287
♪ Paranoid ♪
962
01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:34,132
♪ Paranoid, so paranoid ♪
963
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,502
♪ Paranoid,
man, I'm losing my brain ♪
964
01:09:36,539 --> 01:09:39,406
♪ I'm losing hope and, to make matters
worse, got this po-po trippin' ♪
965
01:09:39,441 --> 01:09:41,966
♪ Suspiciously appeared
after witnessing the killing ♪
966
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,775
♪ Now I'm paranoid,
I can't cope with the voices ♪
967
01:09:44,813 --> 01:09:47,407
♪ Paranoid,
hearing multiple voices ♪
968
01:09:47,449 --> 01:09:52,148
♪ Paranoid, paranoid ♪
969
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,918
♪ So paranoid ♪
970
01:09:54,957 --> 01:09:57,517
♪ Paranoid ♪
971
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:00,358
♪ So paranoid ♪
972
01:10:00,396 --> 01:10:02,626
♪ Paranoid ♪
973
01:10:02,665 --> 01:10:05,429
♪ So paranoid ♪
974
01:10:05,467 --> 01:10:08,163
♪ Paranoid. ♪
975
01:10:09,305 --> 01:11:09,739
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