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Petrol, coal, and gas,

opposed to global warming policy.

And Matthias Le Goff.

This morning the Swimming Federation meet

in disciplinary session

on the world vice-champion in the 50 m freestyle.

Last month Le Goff's homophobic remarks

shocked public opinion.

LGBT associations

filed official complaints.

22' 50". Keep going.

What's the kid's time?

21' 95".

I didn't know he was gay.

Mr Langlois has never publicly mentioned his preferences.

He could have said asshole, idiot

Regardless of Mr Langlois' sexuality

discriminatory comments about a minority

are incompatible with Federation ethics.

In a divided society

sport conveys respect, and tolerance of differences.

Mr Le Goff's participation in the next World Championships

will depend on his support for a gay sporting association

which he will train for 3 months then accompany to Croatia

to the Gay Games.

THE SHINY SHRIMPS

THE WORST TEAM IN GAY SPORT HISTORY

SHRIMPS TAKE THE PLUNGE

2 GAY DADS = WELL-DRESSED KIDS

Berlin was my favorite trip.

- We came last. - So much sex though!

- Sex isn't everything. - Not for you.

Hello.

Is this the

Homosexual Association for Integration, Tolerance,

and Respect in Water-Polo?

We look like fags?!

No?

Yes, we do!

You're from the sticks, looking to meet men?

No, not at all.

So why are you here?

Gay-bashing. You don't recognize him?

Matthias Le Goff, champion in homophobia,

but not swimming.

You've met our new coach.

Are you kidding?

No, the Federation sent him.

We're the gay credit for their media spin.

We talked, and Matthias was touched by

- Gay rights? - Indeed.

And by my health problems that stopped us training.

Jean,

I'm not training with this

Mister Clean with a dirty mouth.

I'm out of here, fix it between

- Sodomites? - Excuse him.

He played in the French Junior Water-Polo Team.

We need a coach, and he's free.

Thanks.

I demand a vote.

Who wants to keep this creep,

who ignorantly stigmatizes difference?

Who?

I said "keep".

I didn't understand.

Are you nuts?

- We're pro-forgiveness. - Right.

- You know what he said? - With that ass,

he can't be deeply bad

If you have

a husband and kids it's because people like me

- fought people like him. - I'm grateful.

Ok, Joel

We voted.

Lucky I respect democracy.

To the return of the Shrimps!

Joel!

- C'mon. - C'mon grandpa!

We will eat you from the neck down! The Shiny Shrimps are in town!

Not so close!

Cannonball!

Not so close!

Stop!

Shoot the goal, not my ass.

Very elegant.

Stop, this is a mess!

Gimme 200 meters backwards.

You're gay-tard.

I swear, they're mongols.

You can't compare the disabled to homosexuals.

I don't give a damn they're gay.

They're mongols, that's all you can say.

You say "Down syndrome".

And stop that.

Elsa, listen.

I only have Strasbourg and Paris.

I don't have time for this.

Drop them, and the Fed drops you.

- Find something else. - No.

You're exaggerating.

All my gay friends are very sophisticated.

Yeah right.

You've been underperforming since your 2nd place,

six years ago.

Are younger rivals overtaking you?

Not at all.

This year I've trained hard.

I'm pretty confident.

At 33, should you be retiring?

- Are you retiring? - You seem upset.

No, they're your questions.

They're everybody's questions.

Get off my ass, faggot. Stop filming.

"Faggot"?

See?

- It's hateful. - Hateful.

- Disgusting. - Not OK.

Thank you.

Madame pushed him too far.

- With nosy questions. - What?

I would have said worse.

You're kidding, right?

- You're still the same. - Older.

- We're thirsty. - In the fridge.

You OK?

Great. You?

Yeah, fabulous.

18 months ago,

when you left me 'cause you were sick,

I thought you'd write.

To say what?

Just a message.

I couldn't.

I lost 20 kg.

- My dick looked bigger - I'm serious

Me too.

Now you're better,

I thought we could

- Excuse me, Sir. - Yes.

Sorry.

There's someone about a lobster.

- A delivery? - Don't think so.

About a shrimp?

That's it! Sorry.

No hugs, darlings. Airplane cold.

So, the team's reunited?

You've never seen a Gaultier dress?

- Fredo? - Ah no.

It's Fred, I cut the end.

- And the other end. - You look fabulous!

Fred

ls it really you?

It's not Jessica Chastain!

I thought about it, and I'm in for the Gay Games.

As long as I can do

the choreo for the finale.

Absolutely.

Damn the choreo.

Sweeties, we're lousy at water-polo.

But if I design an incredible choreography

I guarantee an LGBT sport legendary moment. Well

Jet lag!

Jean, did you know?

Not for me to say.

Fuck, it's a real change, though.

Trans is complicated.

- No it isn't. - Yes it is.

The swimsuits.

Fuck the swimsuits.

I'll just change the order.

You don't understand?

I do.

What's complicated?

Mixed locker-rooms?

Showers? Insurance?

No, turnip!

We're a gay team, of gay men!

The Gay Games is LGBT.

It is.

And Fredo was our best swimmer.

We can't take trans!

Why not lesbians? It's not Noah's Ark, for fuck's sake!

- Is he serious? - Dumb old queen.

You're an activist! Where are your convictions?

These are my convictions!

Just to bug us.

We didn't fight 50 years

to be men who love men,

for plastic surgery divas to fuck it up

so nothing makes sense!

Progressive

Your shirt is also from 1972

I don't care what other people think.

That's a shame.

Let's vote.

Who's for keeping Fred?

Fred's in the team.

We need more players.

Excuse me, it's Bertrand.

Gotta go.

Excuse me, Sir.

- Forget "Sir". - Ah, sorry.

And?

- Forget "sorry". - Right.

Sorry, Sir.

What, Vincent?

May I come to the Games?

If you don't mind?

Are you gay?

Yes. I'd like to be.

Sylvain Ventre, Karim Metella: qualify.

Le Goff: under time.

- Matthias. - Antoine.

Sorry for your race.

- I'll get Victoire. - Thanks.

Not cool.

The championships are in 6 months.

The championships are always in 6 months

- For dance. - Can you

Victoire?

Keep her? I gotta train the fags.

You're kidding?

You want to ruin her life too?

I had no choice, I'm sorry.

Suits you, you can stay selfish.

Forget it. I'll manage.

Soon you won't have to.

What?

Even your daughter won't want to see you.

Victoire!

- How's school? - I'm not a little kid.

I know, honey.

I can't take you to dance, don't tell mom, OK?

Pool again?

A different pool.

Different.

And turn

Arms.

This is water-polo?

Guys, stop.

No emotion!

Raise your hands.

Circle the leg. Then."

stardust.

The choreo is in 2 months!

Beyoncé trains the day before?

OK, Kim Jong-Un.

Who?

Choreo dictator.

3,4

And 5,6,7

What's this?

Matthias, it's the choreo. I'm Fred.

- Love your nails. - Thanks.

- What choreo? - For the Gay Games.

They'll get better.

The Gay Games?

Like the Olympics, less boring, with hot guys.

Can I come?

Go do your schoolwork.

- I can show you the steps. - Me too.

It's my choreo.

Wait.

I have to support you

but not to be a go-go dancer.

You do.

But we didn't qualify yet.

What?

In fact, the Pool Punchers reformed their team.

Fuck, the bitches!

Just to bug us.

- The Pool Punchers? - A team of vicious lesbians

So we have a qualifier.

In 3 weeks.

- OK. - Wait

- If you lose, no Croatia? - Right.

And no choreo.

You might lose against chicks?

No, no

A chick is a tiny cute girl in a skirt

who drinks Appletini.

This is the Pool Punchers.

Beasts!

Don't exaggerate.

These dykes are monster-like!

I'm lost. Can we say that?

No

We can, you can't.

Minority privilege.

They'll never qualify

OK stop!

- We're done. - Yeah?

You were perfect.

Very cool. Bravo.

- Matthias! - Yeah?

Shall we play a mini-match?

Better to chill out,

save it for D-Day.

See you next week.

Coming, hon?

OK.

This team is great. All these sporty guys.

Jean's idea.

He posted an ad, that's how we met.

Right.

And the name?

The best part of the shrimp is the tail.

- And shiny's even better. - Right.

Does Alex have someone?

There's a rule in the team:

no shagging between Shrimps.

- Avoids heartbreak. - Right.

Stop!

Mr Rodriguez, I gotta rinse!

Mr Rodriguez?

3,4

We will eat you from the neck down! The Shiny Shrimps are in town!

GO girls!

We're the Pool Punchers, we're gonna punch you in the pool!

Kinda scary.

They never find a rhyme for Punchers.

Carpet Munchers?

Rocket Launchers?

Good luck, Miss.

A homophobe coaching homos?

Go girls, wipe out these poofs!

We don't lose to scaly fags.

Go guys!

Go Shrimps!

GO girls!

Damn.

- Stick to your player! - They're not even shaved!

No worries, guys.

Keep going, change in!

Alex, fall back!

Watch out!

Bravo!

No, girls!

Hey, Cedric!

We swap?

- You sure? - Yes, go!

Play on.

Foul!

Dad, it's a foul!

- Look, it's a foul! - I didn't see.

Come on girls!

Well done, girls!

Gonna be fine.

Just fine.

Dickhead!

Shit.

You OK?

Stomach ache.

What is this?

- Stomach ache. - I'm not dumb.

Hospital painkillers?

You a doctor?

There was no remission?

It was chemo or enjoy the time I have left.

I chose.

- Do they know? - No.

They'd want me in hospital, not in the pool.

I'm sorry.

It's dangerous. I'll stop the match.

What? No.

I'm responsible.

In the trash. Hey.

Help win this match, you skip Croatia.

Deal?

What for?

You're almost out.

Without you, yes.

We're the same, I want to go out

on a win.

OK guys, listen.

Slay them.

OK?

Where's your pride?

They call you amateurs,

- losers, dummies - Dickheads!

They have a point.

And they called you

Poofs.

Pansies, fags, limpwrists

No respect, these women.

They called you mongols.

- And racist comments - What?

So if you want to go to Croatia,

stop whining like girls

and show them who's boss, OK?

Vincent, left wing, Joel in goal.

Uh oh.

- He's a sieve. - Hey!

You're not good in goal.

He's worse on the pitch, sorry Joel,

and Vincent, you have speed.

I've been swimming for 8 years.

- What? - No-one asked!

Whatever.

- Cedric. - Yeah.

You're hefty.

- You think? - Yes.

So what?

Dunno.

Get fucking angry!

Take out the monster!

I'm gonna get her.

Their goal is weak on the right.

Pathetic.

We go for it?

- Attack? - Attack.

That's lame.

Attack!

Do your thing ... your shout.

We will eat you from the neck down! The Shiny Shrimps are in town!

Fuck!

Bravo guys!

Gimme an S, gimme an H gimme an R

Too long.

Good!

Who's a sieve?!

Go Shrimps, 30 seconds!

Thank you!

- I kept my word. - I will too.

I won't tell them till we go.

To keep them motivated.

OK deal.

Hi darling.

- Thank you so much. - I'm sorry.

Seriously?

Tomorrow I'll fix it.

I spent Sunday with the twins, I have 50 manuscripts.

While Sir was playing around.

It was the Gay Games qualifier.

Till 7 am?

No, but we won. So we celebrated.

It's normal.

I make you dinner, I wait for hours,

then I eat alone is that normal?

- You got my message? - At midnight, jerk.

"Jerk", that's harsh.

"Fucker"?

- If only - What?

- Sorry? - Excuse me.

Sorry, sorry. But we don't make love much

You're never here!

So choose: the Shrimps or your family.

Choose.

Coming, darlings.

Shit

We'll recreate match plays.

4 against 4.

Where's the redhead?

Since you quit water-polo, good things happen.

True. Although I work late.

Your promotion is important.

Thank you, my love.

A spoon for daddy.

- Angel! - And a spoon for daddy!

Gotta go. Love you guys.

Kiss for daddy?

- Love you. - Love you.

Kiss, daddy.

Jammy kiss.

Coming!

And 5, 6,

7, 8.

21' 92".

21' 88".

21' 76".

21' 69".

Bravo Shrimps!

- For me? - Yes.

It's cute, baby

A box. I love it.

Open it.

- There's something inside? - Yes.

Me and Fred made it.

To bring you luck in Croatia.

Like it?

It's cute. Thank you, honey.

Hey.

Hi Henri.

- Why are you...? - Are you busy?

No, what is it?

Just checking you're going to the Games.

Didn't Jean contact you?

He did.

He wrote a long letter saying your coaching

helped them qualify,

and he wanted to help you to qualify too.

But Jean doesn't decide.

You have to go to Croatia next week.

I'll miss the Paris meet.

How do I qualify?

Don't worry.

I'll add a race at Marseille in 3 weeks.

I'll have a week less training.

Not fair.

Best I can do.

Bye.

You wanted to abandon them?

Wait

I don't like you.

I'm going.

Without your suit?

This German conference is very important.

I don't have room.

Roll your clothes, like the Japanese.

Forget rolling, I'm late.

In 5 days, it's their first birthday.

- You remembered? - Of course.

- You'll be here? - Of course.

- I'll call a cab. - I'll drive you.

I told my assistant I'd be late.

You're sure it's here?

Sure.

Why did we trust Damien for the van?

He's smarter than you think.

As long as there's AC

You like it moist.

I did offer to pay for flights.

The rules say:

All activities must be affordable.

That meant drinks, not crossing Europe.

You think Activist marches were in a limo?

So?

Hi. boys!

You're late.

Late and gorgeous.

I made fajitas.

- You're happy? - I'm happy-

We'll have time for coffee at the airport.

- What's wrong? - A flat.

What?

And the front.

What the hell?

Weird.

Not like this 'hood.

Check it out.

DIRTY FAGS

What?

Why

today in France, can't we be free to love?

Because you're sloppy.

Always late. Where's Cedric?

Relax, Joel.

And Matthias.

- Matthias - My God!

- What's that? - No way.

It's Damien!

Stunning, huh?

I told you my buddy would fix it.

What's this nonsense?

A panoramic bus!

Welcome everyone!

This is the famous Eiffel Tower

constructed in 1889,

for the Paris World's Fair.

- Jean? - If it drives

Yeah, at 60 km/h. We can't take the freeway.

You wanted to save money.

We'll take the little roads.

Guys, stop fooling around.

- We take the plane. - No!

I reserved a charming Bavarian hotel.

- That's it then. - Let's make the best of it.

Alex.

C'mon.

Thank you, Joel.

Thank you, Damien.

Me, I love it.

Sorry guys, I had to improvise. Cool bus.

- You're late. - I have a family.

And Matthias?

Sit down.

Matthias isn't coming.

He helped us qualify,

but he has his life, we have ours.

We'll miss him.

But we're ready. And

- He wasn't really a Shrimp. - Thanks.

What's this dumb bus?

- Joel's idea. - Damien's idea.

Why are you here?

- I missed you. - I saved you a place.

- I'm hot, I'm sitting with Matthias. - Surprise

Gonna be a fun trip!

It's gonna be the craziest vacation ever.

Before I had to hide, now I'm in the open,

without judgement, it's crazy.

We're free, not ashamed.

I know

Joel said: "No shagging between Shrimps".

But hey

I'm sure things are gonna happen.

A bunch of hot guys

crossing Europe by bus, no taboos,

in the heat, heading for the biggest gay meeting in the world.

Things are gonna happen.

Branch!

I told you I'm away.

Check with my assistant.

Hey, Victoire

It's dad.

I'm heading for Croatia, just wanted to chat.

Call your dad back. Love you

Sir? It's you!

- Er, no - Yes, it's you!

Pascal, Kevin!

It's the swimming guy who turned gay!

- I'm not - Did you come out?

Are you crazy? Cut it out!

Can we take a photo?

- Yes. - Absolutely not.

- We're in a hurry - Everything's fine.

With no ladies, he gets messy.

On three, all say "cheese".

1,2,3.

Cheese!

Unbelievable.

I got my asshole tattooed.

Excuse me?

- Why? - To mark the occasion.

You spend on your ass, not club fees?

Show us.

Do not show us!

I don't mind.

Given the price, you should all profit.

Seriously, you respect nothing.

I can't see!

- It's a hot air balloon? - No.

- I'll spread. - A face?

- Yeah! - It's Matthias!

No, there's hair.

Elvis Presley!

Not on my ass.

- He's a real legend. - Not him.

Give us a clue.

American actor, gay icon

Ryan Gosling!

Who's that?

Game over.

It's beautiful.

12th century dungeon.

Renaissance buttress.

An architectural pearl.

- There's no-one on Grindr. - Really?

Just one ugly guy, with a mustache.

I'll go jump in the moat.

Darlings, rehearsal in an hour.

Hi Henri.

Matthias, bad news.

Marseille won't count for the qualifiers.

What?

But Paris is tomorrow. What do I do?

Sorry, Matthias. It's the Sports Ministry.

Do they know the consequences?

They're done with you.

I'm sorry.

Wait

The Fed has a reserved spot. Can you give it me?

After what you said, that would look bad.

I've got to go. Bye, Matthias.

- 1,2,3: Joel, Alex, Damien. - Where?

4,5,6: Jean, Xavier, Vincent.

7,8,9: twirl.

Twirl!

Very dull.

Brainstorming, feedback, processes,

sales projections

All this morning?

Germans are very efficient.

The international sales director

needs me for a benchmark one-to-one.

Of course.

- Love you. - Me too.

Don't play with your food.

You drink to put up with us?

Do I ask you questions?

As VP of the Shrimps, thank you for coming.

It's the moment we've been waiting for:

the hazing.

Matthias will show his dick!

We're kidding.

- Show us later. - Certainly not.

Applause for our new recruit, Vincent

and our beloved President, Jean.

If you think I was afraid, you're wrong

I gave my heart a break, time away

If you think that was wrong, wait

Breathe the golden breath, pushing me on

As if I went' to sea

My sails are spread

I'm driven by the wind

As if I'd left the Earth

I found my star

I followed it a moment

Beneath the wind

If you think it's over, Never

It's just a pause, a respite, after the dangers

If you think I forgot you, listen

Free your body to the night wind, Close your eyes and

As if I went' to sea

My sails are spread

I'm driven by the wind

As if I'd left the Earth

I found my star

I followed it a moment

Beneath the wind

If you think it's over, Never

It's just a pause, a respite, after the dangers

As if I went' to sea

I found my star

I followed it a moment

You OK?

Yeah great

Career over, daughter pissed,

in butt-fuck Germany with teenagers dressed as

- Mariah Carey. - Céline Dion.

They have problems too.

What's their problem?

Picking a dress color?

See Vincent?

When they realized in his village he prefers boys,

he had to flee.

I'll skip the detail.

Cedric

Like many new dads, he's lost.

Damien, abandoned at birth, we're his family.

Fred does OK.

Born a woman in a man's body.

Since she transitioned, people stare at her.

And Joel, nobody stares at him.

Old, and getting bitter.

Alex has a broken heart.

He can't move on.

And Xavier?

The occasional STD

Problems, we overcome them.

Each in his own way.

I can't imagine overcoming missing the Championships.

Just because the Fed thinks I'm homophobic.

You're not homophobic, just dumb.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

If we play well, you'll be in the media.

Could change their minds.

Everybody UP!

Surprise training!

Damien!

- Alex, up! - Cappucino, please.

- One cappucino. - Hey!

Downstairs in 5.

Xavier, up!

Shorts on.

Céline, wake up!

Downstairs in 5.

We have a tiny chance. Let's go!

Motherfucker

C'mon guys

He's asleep.

Come here.

Downstairs in 5, OK?

OK guys.

What's the basis

of water-polo?

Water?

Hey!

- What's his problem? - It's his method.

Vincent!

When we attack, and their mid-field crosses

what do we do?

We

Stick to our defenders?

Sorry!

Move on a place to destabilize.

Sorry.

Where do you take a shot?

Fred?

Where do you take a shot?

In a bar?

To succeed in water-polo

you need

the endurance

of a runner,

a golfer's precision.

And hardest for you: the concentration

of a chess champion.

No shit.

Again.

NO SWIMMING

Stop!

Pass at a distance!

Coming up your ass.

Please.

How hard is it to paddle?

The chick paddles best.

Come on, guys.

This is dumb.

It's for coordination.

That's better.

Spread out, faster!

Call and pass.

Stop! We're not playing football.

Matthias

Shorts on!

What the...?

Stop that!

Put your dicks away!

Cut it out!

Joel, shorts on!

Keep your dicks in your pants!

My Guccis!

Continue the diagonal, Straight, and hard.

Ladies, focus.

I want a sublime, perfect diagonal, like my bush.

Your dad with the crazies

Pause!

regroup-

Lasso, and hup!

Joel, do you have a problem?

I don't understand the lasso.

- Old lady. - Move.

We're leaving in 10.

Supplies!

The diagonal?

Check out the fags.

Look at them!

Hey girls!

Answer me!

Excuse me!

So mature.

- Stop that! - Yeah, I'm a fag!

Come here!

Sorry, out of sushi.

Surprise.

For hookups, this is the desert.

Let's head for the hotel.

And they have a pool, so training is 6.30 am.

Let's go.

Where are Vincent and Cedric?

You're a little cocksucker too?

What's going on?

Face the big guy!

Little pig!

You sure?

Girls like me learn early to hide a black eye.

Thanks, Fred.

Thanks, Xavier.

Homophobes are my fault?

- You provoked them! - They insulted us.

Bullshit for bullshit.

You're dull too.

Go have babies in the suburbs.

Fuck you!

Excuse me.

What did that crazy bitch say?

You are very heteronormal.

Me, heteronormal?

- Me, heteronormal? - You are heteronormal.

- You want me to explain? - Hey, guys.

You're buddies. We're a team.

If you fight, they win.

Locker-room pep talk.

He's right. Stop bugging us, you old fag.

Shut it, Miss France! You don't belong here.

- Now we have it. - Joel!

This is why you're always kicked out.

What do you know about activism? Newbie!

At Act Up, you made sandwiches!

You never went on a march!

I'm agoraphobic. Jean, tell them.

You're busting my balls.

So.

If you hate each other we don't have to go.

Who wants to go back?

My family don't insult me.

I'll leave, since it's all my fault.

We all go, or no-one goes.

If I didn't fight I wouldn't be here.

Me too.

For once I agree with them.

It's our duty to go.

A change of vote?

Too bad.

We sleep here, then head back to Paris.

You're not driving?

No.

What's up?

Hijack?

Those guys!

- We'll end up in a cave. - Dream on.

Welcome onboard Shrimp Airlines.

I'm your cabin steward today.

Outside temperature is 24 °.

We 'll reach Croatia, our destination, in 10 hours.

Joel! Stop this bus, my buddy will kill me!

You don't have a bus license!

I was in the army!

- I told Bertrand I'd be back! - Let me pee!

Joel, we voted. Respect democracy.

Screw democracy.

If idiots are voting.

- Jean, do something. - Like what?

Popcorn anyone?

I'll drive till you promise we're going to the Games.

In your dreams, ho!

We are entering a zone of turbulence.

We won't give in to torture.

Where are we?

30 km from Dachau.

Where the Nazis exterminated Jews, Gipsies,

political opponents and gays.

- He's lost it. - Joel, we know that.

Yeah?

And you know after the war, being gay was a crime?

It was 1994 before they put up a memorial?

Guys The Gay Games,

it's not just a big party.

We show the world that we're united and we exist.

Now what?

We go to the Dachau memorial, or to the Gay Games?

The Gay Games.

Can't hear you.

Can't hear you!

OK. The Gay Games.

Hot guy, 2 km.

Tasty.

Show me.

That's my hit.

- Too hot! - He's getting closer.

I'll send a photo of my tattoo.

- And us? - I saw him first.

And?

Let me go.

- 500 meters! - Gimme my phone!

I'm not stopping in the pampas to find this guy.

You stop, or I skin you alive.

- Yeah. - I wanna see him!

- We drive. - I love him.

- It's a long way. - I wanna suck him off.

- Stop, Joel, he will choose. - Please.

Hello.

Excuse me

A biscuit?

- You cruise like that? - Not at all.

My Bertrand,

just to say I miss you.

Here it's work work work.

With our resp What?

Our responsibilities, we're stuck inside.

The international sales director is really very funny.

The mood has improved.

Co-workers are reconnecting.

The boss has new performance strategies.

The language barrier means exchanges with the locals are basic

but very enriching.

We're learning about ourselves.

But I'd rather be with you and the kids.

I feel like Beyonce.

A festive parade.

The French flag alongside the LGBT flag.

The athletes are hyped

Come and see dad on TV!

Don't care.

For once it's cool.

For Matthias Le Goff to redeem his image,

and maybe participate in the Championships.

Wow.

- How many spectators? - 300-400, at least.

- Gotta be good. - Or shame

We will eat you from the neck down! The Shiny Shrimps are in town!

Focus guys! Gimme all you got!

Stay on him!

Cedric, back! N°7, damn it!

Shit!

- Not my fault! - Don't worry, Joel.

Wake up, guys!

Go Jean!

Yes, that's good!

Xavier, out! Go champ!

Go Jean!

Joel, champion,

block it

He's a sieve!

Come here! It's not over!

Score one more, we win! Who's going in?

- My wrists are gone. - I wonder why.

- Vincent? - Not so much.

Then who?

What?

OK, Damien

What's the secret to score?

Wait! The secret

Think of nothing. Nothing.

Go champ!

Think of nothing!

- Finally - It's midnight, dad.

I just wanted to show you the Mediterranean.

- That's the Adriatic. - Whatever, it's beautiful.

I saw you at the opening. You looked real relaxed.

Yeah, mock your dad.

But they won their first match.

- Where are the Shrimps? - Resting at the hotel.

- Hooking up? - Victoire, language

- Really! - Dad, sex isn't dirty.

It is, and their rule is:

"No flirting between Shrimps".

They're asleep, they have matches tomorrow,

- they went to bed early. - Weird.

No, they're real competitors. Like your dad.

Cool.

We only stay an hour.

- Of course. - Agreed.

- We're serious. - We're competitors.

Just a quick look.

We're so lucky to be gay

Shrimps disperse!

- In one hour, at the door - OK!

- One hour! - Right!

You're popular.

Trans are like unicorns. Fascinating

But deep down they all want a guy in shorts.

Unless I score the straight bouncer, I'm going home alone.

- I'm sorry. - For what?

For "plastic surgery diva".

- It was mean. - What's your real problem?

The bitch who replaced me as treasurer at Act Up

- She's trans. - I forgive you.

Alex is right. I'm obsolete.

- You whiner! - Look at them.

Difference is a strength.

If you're young, gorgeous, with a six-pack.

As grandma would say: a hard dick has no wrinkles.

Fuck."

- You OK? - No signal.

- Here try this. - It won't send.

- I have no signal. - No problem.

Ah, shit.

Gay love is faster.

I don't want to be gay then.

Let Mary Poppers in.

Maybe not

Breathe!

Come, Vincent

You OK?

Lift him.

Fuck.

Help me.

Is he OK?

Big Pig!

Capitalist dog!

Feel my acquisition-fusion!

You OK?

Not much sleep.

- GGT? - What's that?

Ginseng, Guarana, Taurine.

I gave some to Vincent.

I'm fine.

Cedric?

So cute.

WE MISS YOU DADDY

You're so lucky.

Fuck!

Damn!

That's a big whupping.

You party before a match!

That's funny?

Having fun on your cell?

- It's my kids. - I don't give a shit!

- You're not with us! - I am.

We'll catch up.

In the state you're in?

That's the Gay Games, sweetie. If you were gay, you'd know.

What's your problem?

He took some stuff.

Are you kidding?

Make him shut up.

Relax, baby.

We're young, and we love each other.

Did you take something?

I took, I gave then I took,

then we gave, it was great.

OK, enough already.

Matthias

What are you doing?

You're leaving?

Go on, give up!

I'm giving up?

Listen, winning is my life.

But you guys, don't give a fuck.

You can't win without sacrifices. It's not possible.

OK.

But me, Matthias,

I prefer to lose with those I love than win alone.

If we win the next match we're in the quarter-finals.

- What are you doing? - Going to Paris.

- We can't do it. - And the choreo?

- Do it without me. - ls it Bertrand?

Shall I call him?

It's me.

It's my kids' birthday. I don't want to miss it.

They won't remember.

But I'll know.

Sorry guys.

They're my family too.

OK

What do we do?

I dunno.

I thought your duty

was to raise the gay flag,

show the world you exist,

and are united?

So what do we do?

Screw or go on?

I prefer option 2.

The Croatians are beasts, OK?

Go for it. It'll be a last minute win.

Stay disciplined. Rhythm, impact,

and above all, I wanna see heart.

Crush them!

Pulverize them!

3,4.

We will eat you from the neck down! The Shiny Shrimps are in town!

C'mon guys, stay on them!

Keep going, doesn't matter.

Alex, try the Peisson.

- Not the Peisson! - Yes.

You can do it.

Go!

Let's go, guys.

Go guys.

Breathe, recuperate.

You OK?

He elbowed me.

27 seconds.

We can play it safe, go for extra time

OT

we try to win.

Now.

We all advance, take the risk.

What do we do?

Live it to the full.

Whatever happens in these 27 seconds,

I'm proud to play this tournament with you.

Truly proud.

We will eat you from the neck down!

The Shiny Shrimps are in town!

Roast'em!

Where's Jean?

Where is he?

Is that Jean's father?

Yes.

I can't do this.

We're all here.

You'll be OK.

We may not agree with all his choices,

but we all loved Jean.

A free spirit, on all counts.

I hadn't seen him, since First Communion.

When he contacted me last year,

from the hospital

we spoke a lot.

A little of God,

a great deal of his family,

his friends, his loves, his water-polo,

that he played, like his father.

In fact,

his teammates wished to say goodbye.

This isn't the moment,

but the Fed spot at the Championships is yours.

I suggested it, after what happened,

and the Minister approved.

Jean."

It's the second time we say goodbye.

I thought I was ready, but

The first time, 18 months ago,

was just after his diagnosis of bone cancer.

He invited us to a party with a cake saying:

"Happy Cancer".

Jean loved dumb jokes.

Like when he switched Xavier's cellphone numbers.

Xavier's grandmother

got a message intended for his lover.

We laughed less as he had more chemo.

One morning I woke,

he said to me

you deserve better.

And he disappeared.

I hated you for that.

Then I understood,

your extreme freedom

was your way of fighting,

hiding the pain.

Like building this team, the Shiny Shrimps.

To show your dad that fags can play water-polo.

Jean."

Love of my life.

You would hate your funeral.

All in black,

all so sad.

I hope you're watching.

Because this is for you.

Friends ...

- What are they doing? - I don't know.

These people have no respect.

Fuck you.

How dare you!

Keep your spot. I'm not going.

This movie is dedicated to the real Shiny Shrimps.

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