All language subtitles for Naked Attraction 7x1

In a time where online profile
defines who, how and where you date,

we strip away the likes
and the swipes,

leaving only the unfiltered truth,

as we have a more instinctive
way to find love.

Can picking a partner based solely
on natural beauty...

Oh! Wowzers. OK.

..help you find the one?

SHE SCREAMS
Wow.

This is the first time
I have seen a vagina.

Yee-haw! Wha-ha-ha!

We like to start where
a good date ends...

Time to see some poo-poo.

..naked.

This programme contains adult
content and full frontal nudity
from the start and throughout

Tonight, an HGV driver,
a civil engineer

and a zoologist let it all hang out
for their potential soulmates.

Come on. They look like
they've got babies in there.

What is that?

Lick the lizard.

I'm looking for the dick that
I want to suck for the first time.

Would that hurt me, though?

I had 17 piercings.

You had...? I've only got six now.

♪ Drama! ♪

I've never had a tit wank before.

We know it's what on
the inside that counts...

He can make his cock move.
Oh, my God.

..but you've got to like
what's on the outside first.

Whoo! You're what I call
sex on legs.

They're bangers, aren't they?

So, you're the queen of
the blow job?

Blimey.

It's time to try dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction,

the show that does for celibacy

what X Factor does for
serious musicians.

Absolutely nothing.

Inside each of these six pods

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked
to go on a date.

But who's doing the choosing?

I'm Brian. I'm 23.
I work in hospitality

and I'm from Maidstone in Kent.

I'm a bit of a wine connoisseur.

I went to wine school

and I enjoy discovering
new and exciting wines.

If I was a wine, I'd be a well-aged
Californian Cabernet Sauvignon

with lots of flavour
and elegance

and it can pair with big, bold,
beefy dishes.

I also have a passion
for classical music.

I can easily get myself lost
in a beautiful piano piece.

I just have good taste.

Despite looking for the one,

I've never actually had
a girlfriend.

That means I'm still a virgin.

I don't know where all the parts
of the vagina are.

I'm a complete beginner,

so this is very much
Educating Brian.

Maybe the champagne isn't the only
thing that's going to pop.

Brian, hello. Hi.

Welcome to the show. Thank you.

Now, this is going to be

a little bit of an education
for you, isn't it?

It is. I'm a 23-year-old virgin. Hm.

I've had no luck with dating

and I've always wondered
what's wrong with me.

I've always had this picture
in my head

of the ideal woman for Brian,

but she's never arrived.

How many naked women
have you actually seen?

I've had sort of, like,
half a lap dance.

You've had half a lap dance?

I've sort of avoided looking
at the bottom part.

It was just too awkward
to look...

You do realise that you're about
to look at six fannies?

Yeah. OK.

In front of you, Brian,

you have got six coloured pods,

each of which contains
a totally naked lady

and they each have a physical
attribute that you have told us

you find attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you
bit by bit.

All you need to do is whittle them
down from six to one

just using naked attraction alone.

Are you ready? Let's do this. OK!

Absolutely. Can we please see
the bottom half of the bodies?

OK.

Are you OK, Brian?

You look like you're about to faint,
Brian.

HE EXHALES

Sorry, I need a moment.

Can I have a little moment?
Of course you can. Apologies.

Of course you can.
I need to... think, yeah.

Go, go, go and have five minutes,
love. OK.

BRIAN EXHALES

BRIAN: Mm-hm.

Girls, thanks for your patience.

Just bear with us. I think Brian's
feeling a little bit overwhelmed.

GIRLS GIGGLE

Does anybody want any water?

Water for all the girls, please.

PRODUCER: Come on, then.

BRIAN EXHALES
Let's do it.

Brian is incoming, girls.

Come on, then, Brian.

Thank you for your patience, ladies.
I just needed a moment.

OK, here we go.

Have fun. Don't worry.

Take a deep breath.
It's a lot to take in.

Are you ready?
Ready as I can be. OK. Yeah.

This is the first time I have seen
a vagina up close.

They're all different shapes.
They're all different sizes.

Every single woman
is totally different.

We're like snowflakes
made of gammon. Mm-hm.

Which vulva would you like
to look at first?

Green, please. OK.

BRIAN EXHALES

Hm. So, I'm seeing...

..a shape with a line
in the middle.

I have no clue... What you're
seeing there at the front

is the vulva.

And then inside there
you've got the vagina.

Mm-hm. Right.
Don't forget the clitoris.

So, where is that?

Green, very, very kindly
is showing you. Thank you.

That's what you want
to be going for.

So, does that sort of make sense?
It makes sense.

Shall we move on to another lady?

Blue, OK.

This vagina's tucked in.

Yes. A lot.

This one I'd probably say
is semi-textbook.

OK.

Where else would you like to go?

Now, red is moving a lot.

She is jiggy.
I love a bit of attitude in a lady.

You might like a woman who might
be able to dominate you a little bit

and show you the ropes. Absolutely.

Brian, look. You're 23.

You've not had sex yet.
Do you think about having oral sex?

No.

For me, sex should be sacred...
Well, that's...

..and sex should be special.

That is wonderful.

So, can I ask you how many women
have you snogged?

Ten.
Brian, you've been busy.

A few of them were truth or dares,

but five of them weren't.
OK, so five genuine snogs.

And were they good?

Er...

No. No?

Quite a lot of tongue going on,
but... Yes.

OK, Brian.

Who next?
Let's have a look at yellow.

What are you liking about yellow?

She clearly likes a bit of glam.

Really glamorous nails.

Could you imagine those maybe sort
of going through your hair

or on your back?

Hm. Yeah, she's... Yeah.

Let's have a look at pink.

Pink has kept some of her pubes.

I wouldn't mind that.
I wouldn't be turned off by that.

Orange. Do you want to come and have
a closer look? Yeah.

Clearly she has some animal-like
qualities to her personality.

Beaver in the middle is
very well-shaved.

OK.

It's decision time.

You've got to say goodbye
to one of the girls.

HE EXHALES

I'm going to go...

..with blue.

I think I need to open up
my mind a bit

and going with my usual type...
Mm-hm.

..would not help.
You're saying goodbye to Petra.

She's 22.

She's a zoologist... Wow.
..from Exeter.

Beautiful. Petra, come down
and say hi.

Hi!

Could you have turned Brian from
a boy to a man?

I think I would have
broken him. I think so.

Petra, see you later. See you.

So, he voted me off because
I'm his usual type.

I don't know how to react to that,
to be honest.

So, you've still got five girls
remaining.

Can we please reveal the middle
part of the bodies?

PODS LIFT

Wow.

Let's go over to green.

Nicely shaped.

My usual type would be
the girl next door, I suppose.

I'm not sure the girl next door
would have "devil's plaything"

tattooed under her tit.

Am I right, green?

OK, moving on.

Let's go for yellow.

The hair. Two different types of
colour on the hair.

She's a confident woman.

Absolutely confident.

Much bigger boobs.

Much bigger torso.

I'm a big cuddler.

OK. Right. Where else?

Orange. Go on, then.

This lady has a piercing.
She does. Yes.

With women, two key erogenous zones.

Your nips and your clit.

If you're a sucker for sensation

then don't neglect your nips.

With 800 nerve endings,

these love buttons,
when stimulated by a flick,

a lick or a pump

can produce a high-intensity climax

known as a nipplegasm.

And because everyone has nipples,

your partner can get involved too.

A recent study found 63% of couples
enjoy nipple play,

with 23% of women experiencing
a nipplegasm

just from stimulating
this love zone alone.

Brian, what would
your perfect date be?

Bottle of wine at
a nice restaurant.

Perhaps some classical music
in the background. Oh, I say.

I've been playing piano since I was
three. Since you were three!

Since I was three years old.
Wow.

Would you be open to maybe
serenading the ladies

with a bit of music?

Absolutely.

You don't have to be a beautiful
dancer for Brian,

but just show me what they can do.

Brian, take it away for the girls.

BRIAN PLAYS CLAIR DE LUNE BY DEBUSSY

Interpret the music, ladies.

It's a warm summer's evening.

Brian's got his grand piano.

And the wine is flowing.

He's seducing you.

Yellow, you're looking confused.

Thank you very much indeed.

Brian, that was wonderful.
Thank you.

Green, pink and red... Hm.

..did it really well.
Well done, ladies.

Lovely. Yeah.

So, it's decision time.

Erm...

Based on that round alone,

I'm going to send home...

..yellow.

You know, the dancing round,
it was very boring

and a little awkward.

You are saying goodbye to Tiffany.

She's 23 and
she's a full-time mum from Rugby.

Tiffany, come down and say hello.

I'm not really into classical,
really... Yeah.

..so I didn't know what to do.

I think that's fair enough.
BRIAN CHUCKLES

Get out of here, Tiffany.
Thank you.

Goodbye. See you later! Thank you.

I do wish him the best of luck to
find someone who's a bit in control

and just show him a good time.

Show him what really he's missing.

Coming up...

..Brian bears all before
choosing who to date.

Brian is choosing...

And a brand-new singleton

gets to pick a partner

based on Naked Attraction.

Whoo!

Get out.

Earlier, 23-year-old Brian whittled
six women down to four based on
naked attraction alone.

He can only choose one girl to go on
that date, so who will he lose next?

Just remind me, why are you here?

I am a 23-year-old virgin that
likes fine food, fine wine, culture

and classical music.

The dating apps just
haven't worked for me.

OK, this is where you get to
see the women's faces.

But don't forget, Brian. They get to
see you for the first time as well.

Can we see the girls' faces, please?

Beautiful.

Who is drawing your eye?

Pink, she's pouting her lips.

She may have a bit of sass
and attitude that I like.

let's have a look. Sass-attitude?
Sass-attitude.

Do you have a little bit of
sass and attitude, pink?

Oh, a little actually.

Brian's not alone in
succumbing to a sassy woman.

With higher levels of testosterone,

men are hard-wired to be
more competitive.

So fighting for the attention of a
ballsy woman can drive them wild.

Coming top of the sass in a recent
poll included Beyonce,

Little Mix,

and surprisingly, Barack Obama

Let's go over to orange.

Now straight away, two piercings.

And a tongue piercing.

Wow. Intriguing.

All right, where else
should we go, then, Brian?

Right, well, let's
go over to green. Yes.

She is looking at me with
the eyebrows raised,

confident, beautiful.

She's working, Brian.

Absolutely.

So, that leaves red.

Lovely face. Mm-hm.

Do you like a girl that
wears make-up?

I think women look good
when they've just woken up

out of bed in the morning or they've
just got out of the shower.

And I think, you know, a woman
to do that is fantastic.

OK, so, four very,
very different women.

You've got to lose one of them.

I'm going to have to say
goodbye to orange.

I think the piercings might
get in the way.

You are saying farewell to
Jade, she's 22,

she is a residential support
worker from Cheshire.

Can you play music at all?

I can sort of like play the violin
but that's about it.

Thank you very much indeed.
Goodbye, Jade.

Bye-bye.

Well, there she goes.

Oh!

Brian, you have missed out on a
celebrity lookalike - Rebel Wilson.

But unfortunately for you,
I ain't going down under.

This is the round where you
hear the girls' voices

So, ladies, Brian
is a connoisseur of wine

and if he were to be a wine,
what would you be, Brian?

I'd be a fine cabernet Sauvignon
that can go well with beefy dishes.

Like a ragout? Absolutely.

If you were a wine,
what would you be and why?

We'll go for pink.

I would be a strong,
full-bodied merlot

Goes lovely with a bit of cheese,
there, bit of blue cheese.

She chuckles.

Is that a Scouse accent?
Well, she's Northern.

I am from the north of Yorkshire.

There you go,
she is a Yorkshire lass.

She's a Yorkshire lass.
Let's go for green.

I would be a Sauvignon blanc
because it tastes like trash

but it gets the job done.

She's from Australia.
Do you fancy going down under?

SHE CHUCKLES

I love to visit.

ALL LAUGH

So last, but no means least, red.

I would be a white zinfandel

because I go down easy and
I'm great for every occasion.

Great answer.

Where are you from? Peterborough.

Lovely voice. Great answers.

OK. One of them
has got to go, Brian.

I'm going to go for...

..pink.

For Brian, now that I know that
she's from Yorkshire,

I think is going to be too far.

Brian, you are saying
goodbye to Freya.

She's 23 and she's
a singer from Saltburn.

Hello, gorgeous.

Hello. Hello.

Is he your type?
He's not really, no.

Thank you very much indeed.

Thank you very much.
Thank you very. Goodbye.

Bye, now.

They're lovely ladies,
but they'll rip him to shreds.

You know what happens
next, don't you? Absolutely.

The next time these girls see
you, it's with your kit off.

We'll see you shortly.

Based on naked attraction, Brian
has whittled six girls down to two.

25-year-old dancer Georgie

and 25-year-old media sales
executive Georgina.

But he can only choose one girl to
go on that date to find out

if there's chemistry
and the clothes go on.

Girls.

Georgie, Georgina.

How do you two girls feel about the
fact that Brian is a virgin?

It's a rarity in this day
and age obviously.

But it's very endearing as well.

It takes a lot of balls to come here

and be able to open up and say,

"I am a virgin and I want to
go on a date".

And I really admire that.

OK, so, ladies. Up until this point,
we've seen Brian with his kit on.

Are you ready to see him?

Yep.

Brian!

Hello, Brian.

Gosh, look at all of you.

I know.

This is the first time you have
been naked in front of anybody.

Wonderful.

I feel good, I feel really good.

Wonderful. Georgina, what are you
liking about Brian's natural body?

You have a great torso, great penis.

There's a lot going on there. Yep.

First thing, your eyes
and then I saw your balls.

And I am like a balls kind of girl.

Can I say that?

Now this time you are going to pick
the girl that you want

to go on a date with.

So it's either Georgie or Georgina.

One of these ladies.

The lady that Brian is
choosing for a date would be

Georgie.

She's been giving me
the eye throughout.

And not your usual type.

And not my usual type.

Georgina, I am so very sorry.
It is not going to be.

Goodbye, my love.

I wish all the best you, Brian.
I hope you get your dick wet.

So there we go, we have the devil,

we've got the saint.
It's a match made in heaven.

Oh, yeah.

The next time you see each other,
it is going to be with your kit

back on.

Have a fantastic time, guys.
See you later.

He seems so sweet and
so cute and innocent.

I respect all musicians but I
definitely want to blow his trumpet.

SHE GIGGLES

Georgie, she's not my usual type
but I'm certainly looking forward

to showing her a thing or two about
wine, food and great conversation.

It's non-vintage.

Our couple wanted to have a
proper romantic date,

so we made sure they tested
negative for Covid first.

Wow, hello.

Hello. Hi.

Oh, I love the rose.

Thank you. How are you doing?

All right? I am loving the shirt.

Thank you. Can I get you
anything to drink at all?

I have this wine.

I'll start with a pina colada,
just set off the date nicely.

Absolutely. Then I'll chow down on
your booze afterwards.

Georgia looks amazing. She is
stunning with and without clothes.

Basically, we're swirling the
glass to release the aromas.

Wine.

You should be tasting exactly
what you're smelling.

It won't be different.

Honestly, to me, it was still
just like drinking a glass of shit.

What made you hold out on
wanting to go the whole mile?

I've always pictured it being, like,
a scene from a Hugh Grant movie.

SHE LAUGHS
Being really romantic.

My first was 16 years old,
it was a boyfriend,

high school sweetheart
and I was watching Family Guy.

And the way it happened,

I was like, "Is that it?"

She's a strong, feisty
Sheila, I love that.

Like, when you wank off at night...

..do you ever think, like,
you are a top or bottom?

He's my poor, sweet,
innocent virgin.

You know, if he wants to
learn about sex,

he's going to have to dive
into the deep end with me.

So would you ever be in a gimp suit?

I've never considered it.

Would you ever try it?

They'll either like it
or they'll hate it

and I don't really want to be the
person that scars him for life.

Before anything happens, I would
like a lot more conversation.

Thank you for the rose.

This is the first,

like, rose that's actually alive
that anyone has given me.

The date has gone very swell,

but it's actually way better
than I thought it would be.

She is completely the opposite
to my usual type.

But I think there's
chemistry between us.

He has great conversation.

Sexually, we'll see how we
go, but so far so good.

How are you?
I'm good. How are you doing?

Very well, thank you.

Good.

How did the date go?

The date went really well.

Did I flirt? Cos I was drunk.

You weren't being overly suggestive

and I was yet to be convinced
you were there to find love.

We got in contact a couple
of days after the date

and Georgie mentioned that she
was going to see her friends

and I wished her well and I said,
you know,

"please don't drink too much"...

And smoke and that is when I said,
"There's the door." Please, go on.

But the day after, I messaged her to
make sure she was all right.

And didn't get a response.

And then I messaged her
the day after that,

still didn't get a response.

Could you have imagined taking
Brian's virginity?

No, is the short answer.

I think he would have, like,
a chastity belt

and I would have to, like, do the Da
Vinci Code on it or something.

And how do I break the code to
get to the old man's chode?

God.

Not that you have a chode.
It's pretty decent.

Well, I'm pleased that I've given
you some sort of attraction.

I have a present that...
I brought this for you.

What the hell is that?

It's a gimp mask. Oh, my God.

For you, baby.

This is, like, your alter ego, Brian
in here, Bri-dog.

Oh, my God.

Release your sexual inner demon.

Yes.

I would say yes to that.

You can rob my bank.

Or I'll rob yours, either way.

SHE CHUCKLES

Welcome back to Naked Attraction,

an adult pick and mix,
and in tonight's sweet bag,

we've got all sorts, gobstoppers,
candy shrimps and jelly beans.

Inside each of these six pods,
I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked
to go on a date.

But who's choosing this time?

I'm Shaida, I'm a beauty therapist
from East London.

I'm 27 years old
and the clock is ticking.

Tick, tock.

I wanna get married and have kids
before I'm 30.

Tick, tick, tick, tick, tock.

My family, they're from Uganda
and traditionally,

after you graduate from university,

you've gotta get married
and start having babies.

One, two, three, pop, pop, pop.

The pressure is serious, like,
my aunties and my uncles are like,

UGANDAN ACCENT:
"Where's the husband?"

And guys, I wanna find my own
husband, OK?

OK? Thank you.

The problem is,
I'm always the bridesmaid

and never the bride.

I want a ring on this finger.

Naked Attraction, time is ticking,
I need your help.

So Shaida, welcome
to Naked Attraction.

Why are you single?

I'm, very picky. Oh, good.

And some times, I'm just not
choosing the right ones.

So, hopefully, we get to find
a nice right one today.

I wanna settle down,
get married, have kids.

So, why pick your man naked?

Because I am confident
in my own body.

I want a man confident in his own
body, his style and happy with him.

So, Shaida, are you ready to play
the game?

I'm ready to find my husband! OK!
Let's go.

In front of you, you can see six
coloured pods.

Inside each of them is a really
hunky chap,

totally naked, and they each have an
attribute

that you have said you
find physically attractive.

We are gonna reveal those boys
bit by bit.

Right, OK.

All you need to do is whittle them
down from six to one

using naked attraction alone.

It's easy!

Give me my ring!

Here we go, can we reveal the bottom
half of the bodies, please?

Toes, toes.

Knees.

Cock.

Oh, I see all Ds.

Yes!

SHE SQUEALS

Let's go straight to this one.

Whoo, what, green? Green.

He is clean, he's not got no hairs
there,

but he's got something which I kind
of call, like, a stiffy.

It's not limp. He's got a little bit
of a demi on.

Yes.

OK. I like his toes, too.

This is a woman who knows what she
likes, boys.

I wanna go over to yellow. OK.

Yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow.

I like the way that his balls,
it hangs,

it looks it can give me a lickle bit
good babies.

Whoo!

I see them, they look like they got
babies in there.

But I also see that pink,
he's got long balls.

Let's go look at long balls. Yes.
Come on then.

He's moving it!

They're not always my favourite.

Only because sometimes, during
intercourse, it can smack.

It goes, smack, smack.

Those are definite smackers.

We gotta go to orange right now.
Orange. Orange, orange.

So, with his legs, I can tell maybe
that he's slim.

I like tiny like me and slim like me
and confident.

Orange, you packing.

Oh, do that again!

Quite big. This one is a big penis.

Can you lift your penis for us,
orange?

Yep, I like them balls.

Yeah, happy with that?
Those are good balls.

Round and firm, yeah, so there has
to be babies in there.

There's gotta be babies
in there, orange.

If there's not, I'm gonna be upset.

It's not actually the size of your
scrotum that counts,

but what's inside it.

In Europe, the average healthy man
can release

between 41 - 67 million
sperm in a single ejaculation.

And this number varies from country
to country,

with Denmark, Germany and Norway
having the lowest numbers,

while Estonia, Lithuania and Finland
have the highest.

So if you're looking to get
up the duff,

you might want to find a sexy beast
from the East.

Show us your balls, blue.

Pick it up. Oooh!

He's definitely got babies in there,
yes.

I would like to go to red, red, red.

Red has what I call a fat dick.

I like the fact that red
is circumcised.

And it looks better, it looks
better, it looks prettier.

Could I see you booty?

Whooo!

Do a lickle shake shake.

Yeah, that's good!

OK.

It's decision time.
One of the boys has gotta go.

It will have to be...

..pink.

The balls are just a bit too hangy
compared to what I like.

So, Shaida, you are saying goodbye
to Oliver.

He's 27, he's a podcaster
from Bracknell.

Oliver, come and say hello to us.

Oh, he's cute. He's cute.
He's a cutie, hi. Hi, Oliver. Hi.

Sounds like your balls
just let you down.

It's not about the balls. Exactly.
Yeah. It's about the energy.

It's not gonna be a marriage made in
heaven this one, I'm afraid.

Oliver, goodbye.

Bye, pretty boy.

Oh-ho! Whooo!

She was a fit, sexy, hot,
black female.

I really am so gutted, man.

You have got five boys remaining.

Oh, hey fivies.

Can we please reveal the middle
part of the bodies?

Ha-ha-ha!

Whoo!

Damn!

I'm going to red. Red, red,
red, red. Straight into red.

Can you, like, flex for me?
Like, flex your arms?

Hmm, I like that.
Oh, he can flex them pecs.

And the fact that he has a tattoo
right there.

It's beautiful. What does it say?

"Go vegan."

OK. Could you go vegan?

No. Ah... I could not do that.

I like my chicken.

I like my lamb chops.

Shall we move onto blue?

I love his physique.

I'm loving his abs, oooh!

Do that again, just... just do that.
Yeah.

I'm loving it.

So his physique is my type.

OK, so, orange.

All I see is dick.

OK.

You know? What, so his torso...?
Because he's very slim.

It just makes his penis look big.

OK, Shaida, it's decision time.

Who is it, my love?

SHE SIGHS

I'm so sorry, but it's gonna be...

..orange.

He is just penis.

OK, so it's orange, you've gotta go.

He is Sam H.

He's 32, he's a civil engineer
and he's from Swindon.

Hi, Sam. Oh, and he's lovely.

Hello, young man. Hiya.

Could you manage this woman?

I think too much energy for me.

Well, in that case, take yourself
and your enormous willy

through there.

Bye! Goodbye, Sam H!

She said I was all penis.

Which I suppose is not
a bad compliment, is it?

Coming up...

..Shaida bares all
before choosing who to date.

Earlier: Beauty therapist Shaida

whittled her six men down to four,
based on naked attraction.

She can only choose one guy
to go on that date,

so who will she lose next? Whoo!

So Shaida, remind us,
why are you here?

I'm here so that I can find
a man before I am 30 years of age,

and get married and have kids.

The next section is where you
see their faces!

SHE LAUGHS

Hi, guys!

So, green has shocked me. Why?

You got those ears, the Dumbo.

But it's cute!

Shaida's not the only one
to love the lugholes.

In fact, a recent study found

that they're in the top ten
erogenous zones

for both men and women.

And a simple rub, tug or lick

could do even more to a female
partner,

as the ear is connected to
the vagus nerve,

which travels from the skull to the
genitals

and is involved in female orgasms.

So show a little bit
of love to the lobe,

as a cheeky ear massage could really
turn your partner on.

Red, hi! He just winked at me.

I think red likes you.
Hi. He is keen!

He is cute. So, yellow.
He's what I call a pretty boy.

Blue eyes.

He is absolutely cute.

OK, blue.

You're what I call sex on legs.

I might kidnap you,
take you some places.

No one's ever going to see us again,
like, ever.

Wow. Sex on legs.

OK, so one of these gorgeous
hunks has got to go, I'm afraid.

Hmm.

I've got to let green go.

I'm so sorry!
Why are you letting green go?

He's just so cute.

He's just too cute? This is Sam.

He is a machine operator.
He's 24, from Wolverhampton.

Could you have handled this woman?

I'm pretty crazy myself, so...
So that's a yes. Yeah.

That's a shame, Shaida. Goodbye.

I'm quite upset, really.

We would have made beautiful
babies together.

This is the round
where you get to hear their voices.

OK, so fellows, you've heard

that Shaida is obviously very, very
keen to start a family.

If you were going to have babies,

what would you call your children
and why? Blue.

I'd call my child Cliff because
I love climbing mountains. Ah!

That's different, I like that.
He sounds very posh and proper.

Are you posh? I'm not posh.

Where are you from?
I live in Milton Keynes.

Hmm.

Who next, yellow or red? Yellow.

I'd name my son Finlay
after my grandad,

and I'd name my daughter Sophia.
It's just a nice name.

Sophia is my grandma's name.
That's crazy!

You sound like a geezer.

That's just amazing.

Where are you from? I'm from Bolton.
He's a northerner.

So, finally, we have red.

It was a girl, it would be Stacey

because there's a song in
America called Stacey's Mom

and she's got it going on, so it'd
be about you whenever it came on.

Are you American?

I grew up there, yeah.
I'm loving the accent.

The accent's got me having
flutters. Fanny flutters.

This is a tough decision.

One boy has got to go. Oh, boys!

Woo! Shit.

Who's going?

Uggh...

It's red.

Why? It's red. Why red?

When I look at him,

I just smile and I'm not listening
to anything he is saying.

There's just some men like that.

You look at them and I'm not being
mean, they're just sex.

So he's not marriage
material for you? No. Oh, red.

OK, well, let's find out who sexy
red is.

This is Antonio.

He's 27 and he's a digital marketer
from London.

Come down, Antonio. How are you?

I'm fine. How do you
feel about just being pure sex?

It's not a bad thing. Antonio,
take that sexy body. See you later.

Nice to meet you.

Look at that ass!

That kind of sucks,
but it can't be too bad

cos she sees me as a sex symbol
and I like sex, innit?

You've got two boys remaining. Hi,
guys.

Up until this point, you've seen
everything they've got going on.

It's their turn. Get that boob tube
off. See you later. Yay! Bye!

See you in a bit.

Based on naked attraction, Shaida
has whittled six men down to two,

24-year-old HGV driver Liam
and 30-year-old finance manager Sam.

But only one can go on a date

to find out if there's chemistry
when the clothes go on.

So Liam, Sam, well done, fellas.
You got this far.

Liam, how are you feeling?
I'm buzzing I'm here.

Can you handle her, though? I
reckon I could. How about you, Sam?

How are you feeling? It feels a
bit surreal to be in the last two.

Now, the last time you saw Shaida,
it was with that boob tube on.

I think it's only fair that you
get to see her in the nude.

Yeah. Are you ready for this?
Yeah, ready.

Shaida, show us
what you've got, girl.

♪ I keep it juicy juicy,
I eat that lunch

♪ She keep that booty booty,
she keep that plump

♪ If you could see it from the
front

♪ Wait till you see it
from the back... ♪

How are you feeling?
I feel good! You look good.

Thank you. Absolutely incredible.

So let me introduce you to your two
boys.

You have Liam, and you have Sam.

Hi. Shaida, first of all, tell us,
what do you like about your body?

I like my boobs.
I love my boobs and my nipples.

I call this one bullet number one,
bullet number two,

and I love my ass. Incredible.

Amazing. Yeah, pretty perfect.

What do you like?

Everything, the boobs, the stomach,
the legs, the bum. She's petite.

Definitely like her boobs.
She's got a great arse.

And she's tidy down there as well.

Now, this time, you're picking the
man you want to go on a date with.

Liam... or Sam?

Who's it going to be?

Shit!

Liam or Sam?

Liam. You're going for Liam!

Why did you go for Liam in the end,
Shaida?

Mmm, Liam would protect me.

So that's what swung it for you in
the end. Sam, are you disappointed?

Yeah,
but it's been a great experience.

Thank you very much indeed, but it
is not going to be a date.

Goodbye, my love.

She said that I was sex on legs,
which is always great to hear.

How are you feeling? I'm good!
It's just unbelievable.

You've seen each other
with your kit off.

The next time you see each other,
it's going to be in your clothes.

Have fun, guys.

I was instantly attracted to her.

She's just such a feisty kind
of girl.

When she commented on my balls,
saying she liked them,

I thought that's a good sign.

I like his pretty eyes and pretty
face, pretty hair.

If it goes well,
I hope that he can put a ring on it.

Ring on it. Ring!

Hi! You all right?
I'm good, how are you? Good.

I'm getting the vibe that she's
interested in me.

She's stunning, isn't she? You can't
deny it.

What made you pick me
out of the last two?

I like your face, plus, the main one
was the way you was looking at me.

Couldn't take my eyes off you.

I'm loving my date,
I think he's so cute!

Where's my fan? You got me hot.

He made my body feel like cloud,
high, sky up.

Like, I was on cloud nine.

How do you feel about babies?

Yeah. Yeah? I do want kids at some
point.

Basically, I don't want
just a sperm donor. No, you want...

I want us to get along
and then have a baby, but...

I want kids. Yeah.

Yeah, before I'm 30.
I would like a son and daughter.

But what happens if we had two boys?
It is what it is, innit?

If I have two boys or two girls,
I'll keep trying for the other sex

until the other sex comes.

If I hit six, that seventh child
will be the last,

that's it, I'm done.

Seven's way too much for me.

I think me and Liam will have
beautiful, pretty babies.

I'd definitely say there's been
some flirting going on.

The plan is to go and get some more
drinks,

see where the night goes, really.

Yes!

I'm just shocked at how
good it's gone.

And all of a sudden, he was like,
"Yeah, let me put my mouth on that".

Yeah, I might have got
a sneaky kiss out of it.

Probably one of the best
dates I've ever had.

We're going to go back to the hotel,

drink some more and whatever
happens, happens. It is what it is.

Hi! You all right? You look good.

So do you. How did the date go?

Definitely one to remember.

I had a few drinks on the date,
and I felt completely fine.

Went back to the hotel.

I was twerking for him and when
I looked back at him, he was like...

I was thinking, what...? I was just
gone. And then he disappeared.

Yeah, I snuck off about three times
for a tactical chunder,

so I pretty much ruined it.

I never saw him naked again.
It's OK, though.

The next morning,
we exchanged numbers

and we've just been talking since
then. I like to get Liam's texts.

I do like them.

So what does the future hold?

I would really like there to be
a date number two.

We're going with the flow
and seeing if we can see each other.

I still would love to get married
and have babies before I'm 30.

I'm looking at you.

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