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[STEVIE WONDER'S I BELIEVE (WHEN I FALL IN LOVE) PLAYING]

♪

- Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --

[INDISCERNIBLE CHATTER]

[WOMAN LAUGHING]

♪ Shattered dreams ♪

♪ Worthless years ♪

♪ Here am I encased inside ♪

♪ A hollow shell ♪

♪ Life began ♪

♪ Then was done ♪

- ♪ Now I stare ♪ - [MAN SHOUTING]

WOMAN: When are you gonna take responsibility?

MAN: Oh, fuck! Why do you do that?

I just said don't do it and you have...

Jesus.

[ARGUMENT CONTINUES]

MAN: Bullshit! That's just part of the job!

I have to be there!

WOMAN: You have to be there for one drink.

- You have to be there for an hour! - Jesus.

- Are you fuckin' serious? - WOMAN: Not all fuckin' night,

every night!

That side of the rock

fuckin' sucks.

- That side of the rock sucks. - Sucks.

It's all about this side of the rock.

This is the side.

Hey,

let's make a promise.

- Okay? - What?

If we ever find ourselves on that side of the rock...

- Shit side of the rock. - On the shitty side of the rock.

We have to promise

that we'll remind each other

to remember

to come back to this side of the rock.

This side of the rock.

To our side of the rock.

I like that.

Deal?

Deal.

♪ When the truths of love are planted firm... ♪

I think my mushrooms are kicking in.

- Me too. - [ROB LAUGHING]

[NINA SIMONE'S DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

SIMON: Basically I just realized he was being defensive

because he felt bad

that he put my Ian Curtis shirt in with his laundry.

And because it's vintage, it's basically destroyed.

But, you know, he didn't know, right?

And honestly, it's like it's about time I retired that shirt anyway.

I mean, how many white kids do we need repping Joy Division?

[CASH REGISTER RATTLES]

- Rob. - Hmm?

You... Never mind.

- No, what? - SIMON: No, no, I just...

Oh, hey, Cam.

Oh, hey, Rob.

You fucking asshole!

♪ Whose intentions are good ♪

♪ Oh, Lord ♪

♪ Please don't let me be misunderstood ♪

I didn't speak to my best friend for a year

'cause you told me that he was a piece of shit that broke your heart.

He did break my heart!

Yes, but you left out the part where you cheated on him!

- Look, Cam, you don't understand... - Oh, fuck!

No, you're my sister, and I love you.

And I don't wanna tell you what to do. But just once,

maybe just fucking once

it would be great if you thought of someone other than yourself.

CHERISE: Mmm.

[DOOR OPENS]

I'm gonna restock this.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Mm. So you cheated on Mac, huh?

- [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] - [EXHALES FORCEFULLY]

[SIGHS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Hey, it's me.

Uh, Rob.

Um... yeah, just if you could call me back,

that'd be great.

I, um, think we should... you know... talk.

Uh, okay.

Uh... bye.

[DROPS PHONE]

[SIGHS]

Can't believe you still have my keys.

It's lucky for you.

Lucky for me.

CHERISE: So are you trying to sit here

and tell me

that you had sexy rooftop birthday drinks with your ex-fiancé

- and nothing happened? - Yes! Nothing happened!

We had drinks! We had pizza!

- That was it. - Oh, so now you had pizza?

Look, we had drinks, we had pizza!

I got locked out of my apartment.

I told him I cheated on him.

Hi, how you doing?

Yeah, I'm an asshole. Have a good day.

MAN: All right.

[SIGHS]

Nothing happened!

Okay, honey, we believe you.

She said nothing happened, nothing happened,

- Oh, shit! - What?

It's fucking Lionel.

- Fuck! He's such a dick. - Oh.

God, that guy's the fucking worst.

Hey, Championship gang.

- SIMON/CHERISE: Hey, Lionel. - What's up, Lionel? What's up?

- How you doin'? - So nice to see you.

- What's up? - Not much.

I was just in the neighborhood.

I wanted to check out my favorite record store.

[AWKWARD CHUCKLE] For sure, man.

- The place looks great. - ROB: Thank you.

Nice. There's so much cool shit here.

Thanks, man. Thank you.

How's business?

- Uh, good. Consistent. - Yeah?

Yeah, yeah. How's stuff over with you guys?

You know, it's... good I guess.

- Mm-hmm. - Same as always, right?

ROB: Cool, cool.

Holy shit!

- Wow! - Oh, yeah.

- Original pressing? - Uh-huh.

- With the Tony Visconti typo? - Visconti typo? Yeah.

Oh, no, that's incredible. I always wanted one of those.

You mind telling me where you got it?

Um... a friend gave it to me.

So you wouldn't wanna sell?

'Cause I got a guy who'd definitely pay two grand for that.

- No, man. - Ahh, I had to ask. I had to ask.

Yeah, for sure. I gotta make a phone call.

- See ya. - It's good to see you, Rob.

- Where are you going? - ROB: I'm sorry.

Hey, what are you guys up to on Saturday?

Oh, wow, yeah, I'm booked.

He's definitely free.

It's so crazy. You just said that before he walked in.

You were like, "I am so free."

- I got a barbecue. - Ohh! You love barbecues.

Gonna have my smoky baba ghanoush.

Mmm. Baba ghanoush.

Do you need me to bring anything?

No, man, I'm gonna be cooking for everybody.

Spinnin' records, eatin' some good food,

being with some of my favorite pals.

Seven?

Seven p.m. I'll see you there.

Ahh! Love you, man.

Yeah.

Oh, I love this place too.

Top five artists who reinvented themselves.

- Go. - Hold on.

Don't embarrass yourself in front of him.

It's, um... Oh, Cyndi Lauper,

- uh, Memphis Blues. - Mm-mm, no.

- Veto. - What for?

What do you mean what the fuck for?

She didn't "reinvent" herself.

She just woke up one day and was like, "I'm a blues singer."

- Does not count. - Cyndi Lauper made a blues record?

Yeah, it's surprisingly unterrible.

Listen, I'm talkin' about reinvention as in, like,

becoming something else, you know what I mean?

Like, okay, reinventing

to become something better.

Like the Beasties, the Boys,

the fuckin' Go-Gos, the fuckin' Bee Gees,

fuckin' Kraftwerk.

All legendary.

Prince, Radiohead, Bowie, Iggy Pop,

- over and over. - Exactly. Exactly.

We're connected right now.

I'm talking about these people,

they wanna reinvent themselves in order to become themselves.

You see what I'm sayin'? They reinvented themselves

in order to... slay.

All right, guys. Well, I gotta bounce, but...

Aww, Cherry, baby. You just got here.

I know, baby, but I have shit to do.

But I love you guys. Okay, bye!

- Let's leave a beer... - CHERISE: Just fuck it, drink it.

- Well... - Okay, what's up with her?

- What do you mean? - She has two jobs.

She's actually working at the store.

She never hangs out anymore. It's weird.

- You don't know? - Know what?

She's saving up for something.

Like what, a bigger ego?

No. That's funny, but no.

- Uh, no, the guitar. - What guitar?

What do you... The gui... the guitar. The '60s Mustang?

Daphne Blue?

- The Fender. - What are you talking about?

- She's been talking about it for weeks. - No, she hasn't.

She has, man. Look.

Look at her Instagram.

Everything... is this fricking guitar right now.

Cherise doesn't even play the guitar.

Well, I guess she wants to learn.

Seriously, man, where's your head at?

[JANET JACKSON'S I GET LONELY PLAYING]

♪ I get so lonely ♪

♪ Can't let just anybody hold me ♪

♪ You are the one that lives in me, my dear ♪

[CLEARS THROAT]

♪ Want no one but you ♪

♪ I get so lonely ♪

[SIGHS]

Hey, uh, it's me.

Um,

look, if you're not calling me back because of the other night,

I, I get that,

um, but if there's some other reason,

like you're trapped at the bottom of a ravine or something,

then, um, you should call me back,

'cause, I could, um... you know, send help.

Okay.

Bye.

♪ Cryin' like a newborn child ♪

♪ Holdin' myself close ♪

♪ Pretendin' my arms are yours ♪

♪ I want no one but ♪

Hey, Lily.

You're a real fucking asshole, you know that?

Jesus Christ.

Go on.

I have tried to be so cool with you, Rob.

I've tried to be the cool, chill girl

who, who's totally fine with her fiancé hanging out with his ex.

Yeah, no, I think you've been super chill...

- Okay, Rob. - Mm-hmm.

Woman to woman, I need you to back the fuck down!

Oh, no, no, no, white girl, not today.

You need to back the fuck up.

What the fuck is going on? What's up?

Uh, Cherise, this is Lily. Lily, Cherise.

Oh, okay, Lily. Wa-how!

What's up, Lily?

The fuck is going on?

[LILY CRYING]

We're good. Cherise, just open the store, all right.

All right.

Lily, I don't play, okay.

Just so you know.

Look, Lily...

whatever was between me and Mac,

it's, it's over, okay.

It's done.

Fuck you, Rob.

[SILK RHODES' PAINS PLAYING]

♪

[SIGHS]

♪

♪

[KEYS JINGLING]

♪

Thanks.

♪

[HORN HONKS]

Bro, do you see this shit?

Oh, it's fire!

Kurt had one, David Byrne, Bilinda Butcher. Come on!

SIMON: Yeah, it's a beautiful guitar.

Okay, yes, it is, but you're not getting it, man.

This... this is an instrument of creation.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Like... I have the sounds going off in my head

all day long, songs for days.

This will allow me to play them songs,

and I got to be writing them songs like...

[GRUNTING]

You know what I mean? You feel me?

Yeah. I, I feel you. Yeah.

Yo, I know you would, baby. Thank you.

Gotta get this shit.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

- Hey, you okay? - Hmm? Yeah.

Cherise just said some woman pulled a knife on you.

Not exactly.

I figured that was an exaggeration.

So... jealous fiancée?

Yeah, I don't know, I don't know what her problem is.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Nothing happened.

"Nothing happened." All right, I hear you.

Listen, do you mind if I cut out early tonight?

Yeah, sure, go for it.

Blake is taking me to see Dear Evan Hansen.

It's because of the...

He felt bad about the shirt thing, so...

What shirt thing?

"What shirt thing?"

The thing that I, um... I sat in front of you

just yesterday and told you about.

The shirt thing, where he ruined my favorite shirt in the laundry.

You didn't tell me that.

I mean, I said it right to your... I told you the whole story, but...

Okay.

- Are you okay? - Yes, Simon, I'm fine.

Nothing happened.

Okay.

"Nothing happened."

Okay, something happened.

[SILK RHODES' PAINS CONTINUES]

♪ There is something you should know ♪

Look, Rob, I'm...

♪ Please don't explain ♪

I've spent the last year

of my life thinking that I... I knew,

I thought I knew

what happened between us.

Just that you fell out of love with me

and you just couldn't work out how to deal with it.

That's what I thought.

But it feels like now,

and you correct me if you think I'm wrong in any of this,

is that you were in love with me

and you just couldn't work out how to deal with that.

[CLEARS THROAT] Yeah, it's the, it's the second one.

All right.

And maybe that's part of the reason why you,

why you did what you did.

♪ Not to play these games ♪

What's really fucking annoying now

is that all of the reasons why we broke up in the first place

just seem like...

Bullshit?

Bullshit.

♪ Nothing is for sure... ♪

[CELL PHONE BUZZING]

Shit.

- Hey, Cam. - Rob!

- Look, I wanna talk to you, all right? - Rob, Rob, Rob.

- Rob! - I'm really sorry.

I know I didn't tell you about the whole thing with Mac and...

- CAM: Rob. Robyn. Rob. - ROB: I just, you know, I fucked up.

- And I know that you think... - NIKKI: Is she fucking kidding?

I only talk about myself or think about myself,

- but it really wasn't about myself. - Okay, Rob.

- ROB: What? - We're on our way to the hospital.

- What? - CAM: You're gonna be an auntie.

- Baby? - Baby!

You're having a baby right now?

- CAM: We're having a baby right now. - Should I come?

Just shut up and get me to the hospital!

- Holy shit, you're having a baby. - CAM: Come on.

Okay, all right, I'll see, I'll see you in a minute.

- CAM: Okay. - Bye.

Um, I gotta go. Cam's having a baby, all right.

- What? - Yeah. So lock up, okay?

- Okay, okay. - Oh, um, there's a delivery coming later,

so just, you can't leave till that happens, okay?

Hey, hey, don't you worry about it. I got you, baby.

- ROB: All right. Cool. - All right. Congratulations.

Thank you.

[EXHALES HEAVILY]

[GASPS] Hi.

Do you have a baby?

- Yeah. - Can I see her?

Yeah.

Are you okay?

[SNIFFLES] Yeah.

- Come on. - Okay.

Oh!

[BABY, WHERE ARE YOU BY TED LUCAS PLAYING]

- NIKKI: Hey. - Hi.

♪ If I could be, Baby... ♪

Yeah, say hi. That's your auntie.

Hi.

♪ If I could be ♪

Holy shit.

♪ Baby, where you are ♪

NIKKI: Yeah.

How do you feel?

[LIGHTLY CHUCKLES]

Right.

♪ If I could see ♪

♪ Baby, what you see ♪

What's her name?

We don't know yet.

We got stuck between Elliana

and Raekwon.

- [BABY FUSSES] - Ah!

- Ohhh! - CAM: Oh!

♪

I've been walking around for hours.

I've been thinking...

been thinking about that,

that day when we were day in the park.

Remember, by the rock?

And... when we promised each other...

To come back to our side of the rock.

Mm-hmm.

I thought you couldn't remember how that felt.

Yeah. But...

I wanna try and remember.

[SILK RHODES' PAINS CONTINUES]

♪ Now that it's over ♪

My whole life, every place I've ever been,

I've always had one foot out the door.

♪ All things must change... ♪

I guess it just made more sense to commit to nothing,

you know, just... keep my options open.

♪

But... fuck, man, that's just,

that's suicide,

by tiny, tiny increments.

♪ Not to play these games ♪

Hey, it's me again.

Um... you're not answering,

so, um... I'm coming to you.

♪ Nothing is for sure ♪

I'm coming to you.

♪ I'd rather let you go ♪

♪ All things must change and remain ♪

[SIGHS]

See ya.

All right?

♪

[DOORBELL BUZZES]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[GATE UNLOCKING]

Hi.

Hi.

Sorry to just show up at your house,

but I've been calling you

and you haven't been answering, so...

Yup.

Um, okay, well, I don't really know how to start,

so I'm just gonna start saying things

to you. Okay, umm,

look, I've been figuring out a lot of stuff,

I think.

Stuff like, um,

how to stop living in the past and how to stop

taking shit for granted and people for granted

and how to stop being

such an asshole.

Hmm.

Um...

um, so I don't really know how this works,

I was just, I was hoping that we could just, you know,

start fresh,

you know, clean slate, just...

- You know... - Yeah, um,

that all sounds great.

Rob, that's all, that's good stuff, you know.

Um, I just don't think it has anything to do with me.

And, uh, I don't think it really matters anymore

to me, so...

Right.

Right.

Well, hey, this is what we'll do.

We'll just, we'll start as friends.

We'll take it slow, we'll hang out,

we'll be friends, right?

Um, I just don't think, uh...

[CLEARS THROAT] I don't think it's a good idea

to hang out.

You don't think it's a good idea.

Yeah.

You don't think it's a good idea.

So you don't know.

You don't know. Maybe there's a, there's a chance

you'll feel differently.

I don't know. I don't know.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

You don't, you don't know. You don't know.

If you don't know there's not a chance,

then there's... there's still a chance, right?

Like, if there was a patient at a hospital,

that was seriously, seriously ill and... and the doctor said,

"I don't know if this patient has a chance,"

that doesn't mean the patient's definitely going to die, now does it?

I mean, the patient might live, right?

Yeah, sure. Yes, yes.

Yes, from that perspective,

we have a chance.

So... there's a chance?

Oh, man, I...

If you could just tell me what our chance is?

I don't know.

If you could just tell me roughly?

Rob, I really don't know.

- Like, percentage-wise. - I...

Nine.

There's a nine percent chance, okay.

Nine percent?

Yeah.

Great.

Great.

Oh, okay. [CHUCKLES]

All right.

See you around.

Okay.

Bye.

[FUNKADELIC'S CAN YOU GET TO THAT PLAYING]

♪

Uh, delivery for Cherise.

Yup, that's me.

All right, awesome.

Enjoy.

Uh, it's from Rob, by the way.

She said to reinvent yourself and to slay.

♪

♪ I once had a life ♪

♪ Or rather, life had me ♪

♪ I was one among many ♪

♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪

♪ Well, I read an old quotation ♪

♪ In a book just yesterday ♪

♪ Said "Gonna reap just what you sow ♪

♪ The debts you make you have to pay" ♪

♪ Can you get to that? ♪

♪ Can you get ♪

♪ I wanna know ♪

♪ I want to know if you can get to that ♪

♪ Hey! Get to that ♪

♪ Can you get ♪

♪ Can you get to that? ♪

♪ I wanna know ♪

[INDISCERNIBLE CHATTER]

[SLOW ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYING]

♪ Shattered dreams ♪

[BABY FUSSING]

♪ Worthless years ♪

♪ Here am I encased inside ♪

♪ A hollow shell ♪

[INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATION]

♪ Then is done ♪

♪ Now I stare into ♪

♪ A cold and empty well ♪

♪ The many sounds that meet our ears ♪

♪ The si... ♪

♪ The sights our eyes behold ♪

[SIGHS]

Nine percent.

Fuckin' nine percent.

All right.

I'll take it.

[STEVIE WONDER'S I BELIEVE (WHEN I FALL IN LOVE) PLAYING]

♪ I believe when I fall in love with you ♪

♪ It will be forever ♪

♪ I believe when I fall in love this time ♪

♪ It will be forever ♪

♪ I believe when I fall in love with you ♪

♪ It will be forever ♪

♪ Come on, let's fall in love ♪

♪ You're the woman I've been waiting for ♪

♪ Come on, let's fall in love ♪

♪ You're the girl that I really adore ♪

♪ Come on, let's fall in love ♪

♪ Don't you wanna, don't you wanna ♪

♪ Don't you wanna fall in love with me? ♪

♪ Come on, baby, let's fall in love ♪

♪ Come on, let's fall in love ♪

♪ Don't you wanna, don't you wanna ♪

♪ Don't you wanna fall in love with me? ♪

♪ You're the baby I've been thinking for ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Don't you wanna, don't you wanna ♪

♪ Don't you wanna fall in love with me? ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah ♪