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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,440 [young woman] Come on! Don't be shy. Come on. 2 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,320 {\an8}Come on! Come on, quick... Ah. 3 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,360 {\an8}See, there you are! Come on. 4 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,040 -[squeaking] -[chuckles] 5 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,880 -Do you want another one? -[squeaking] 6 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,800 This one? This one? 7 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,400 Which one do you want? 8 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,480 -Do you want this? -Lata! Lata! 9 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,960 What are you doing? 10 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,800 Come inside. You have to get dressed for your sister's wedding. 11 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,240 Coming, Ma! 12 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,880 -[monkey squeaks] -[mother] Come on. 13 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,920 -[chuckles] Looking good, Varun Bhai. -Hm! 14 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,080 [distant singing] 15 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,000 Your sister, my brother. 16 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,160 -Ominous. [laughs] -I know. 17 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,920 How can she be so happy? 18 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,000 I know your brother better than Savita does. 19 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,960 -[chuckles] -He's my English lecturer. 20 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,920 And she's only met him once before today. 21 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,440 For one hour, chaperoned. [laughs] 22 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,480 Just look at my father, glaring at me. 23 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,600 I'm supposed to be next. 24 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,640 I'm engaged to a girl from Banaras. 25 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,320 But I try not to think about it. 26 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,040 Congratulations. 27 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,480 -Daddy would be so proud. -He's with us. 28 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,760 -Congratulations. -Thank you, Mahesh-ji, 29 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,200 -for marrying my daughter from your house. -Thank you. 30 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,680 [in Hindi] Congratulations. 31 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,200 Ma, you mustn't cry on Savita's wedding day. 32 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:24,040 Seeing her so happy, I think how happy your father would have been. 33 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,960 You too will marry a boy I choose. 34 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,160 Hmm. 35 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:34,520 I know what your hmms mean, young lady, and I won't stand for them in this matter. 36 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,720 Look at your brother, just standing there with that Meenakshi. 37 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,960 He should be seeing that the guests are having a gala time. 38 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,520 -Go and tell him now. -Ma... 39 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,840 Look around you. A sea of brown. 40 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,920 Just like us. 41 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,800 No one from Shell, no one from Caltex. 42 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,200 No whisky. 43 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,320 -Aw! -And the bridegroom's family. 44 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,960 Do you think that if Daddy had survived, 45 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,640 we would have married into this small-town rabble from Brahmpur? 46 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:06,280 They seem fine to me. Pran's father is the Revenue Minister. 47 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,960 And you think your opinion is of interest? 48 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,160 Idle layabout like you? 49 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,280 -Yes. -Yes, what? 50 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,080 Yes, Arun Bhai. 51 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,440 Don't forget it, then. 52 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:22,160 Hard to imagine big thrills on the wedding night. [laughs] 53 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,320 -Huh? -Hmm. 54 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,680 Where is this Apu? I know I should have got the ayah. 55 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,520 -[children laugh] -[indistinct chatter] 56 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,000 -[speaks Hindi] -I'm thankful you're with us today. 57 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,880 When your father and brother moved to Pakistan four years ago, 58 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,160 I thought I was going to lose you as well. 59 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,200 Well, they made their choice. 60 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,120 I never saw sufficient reason to leave my own home. 61 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:50,120 I can't see my grandchildren playing cricket for Pakistan, can you? 62 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,080 [chuckles] 63 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,280 It's good to see your son so well settled. 64 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:59,800 Yes. But, you see, Pran was never the problem. 65 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:04,000 Unfortunately, his younger brother is not so tractable. 66 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,720 -Maan? -[women laugh] 67 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,400 [chuckles] 68 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,240 Something is troubling you, my friend. 69 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,280 What is it? 70 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,800 You know the Raja of Marh is building a temple to Shiva right next to the mosque? 71 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:27,000 I do. It's a deliberate provocation, but there's nothing we can do to stop it. 72 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:30,560 -But there are bound to be protests. -Hmm. 73 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,360 So many Muslims have gone away. 74 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,920 Half my family among them. 75 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:42,800 We remaining few should at least have a... place to pray in peace. 76 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,880 I'll try and speak to the Home Minister. 77 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,640 Thank you. 78 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,360 -[women laugh] -Where's Maan gone now? 79 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:58,200 Well, Firoz seems to have disappeared too, so... 80 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,160 -Mystery solved. -[chuckles] 81 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,600 [in Hindi] He's the younger son of the Minister. 82 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,480 To the law. 83 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:11,400 Thank you. 84 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,640 And... to love. 85 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,200 Since we must have it. 86 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,280 I've had plenty. 87 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,320 To friendship, then. Much purer than love. 88 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,480 And less problematic. 89 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,240 [solemn music] 90 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:45,800 Stand straight, Maan. 91 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,080 [sobs] 92 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,160 Come, dear. 93 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,800 I don't think I ever want to get married. 94 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,560 What else are you going to do? 95 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,280 -Become a nun? -[gasps] 96 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:18,920 [laughs] 97 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,800 It's all right, Ma, I was only joking! 98 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,720 What's good enough for your mother, and your mother's mother, 99 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,400 and your sister, is good enough for you! 100 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,520 We can't both marry Pran. 101 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,080 [laughs] 102 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,520 -[in Hindi] You find fun in everything! -[laughs] 103 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,600 [indistinct chatter] 104 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,680 [Arun] Home to Calcutta, Apu. 105 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,000 [Apu] Why isn't Lata Bua coming with us? 106 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,720 Lata Bua has to stay in Brahmpur to study. 107 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,400 [horse whinnies] 108 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,360 [indistinct chatter] 109 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,680 [train whistle] 110 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,280 [Meenakshi] Excuse me. Excuse me, please. 111 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,920 Oh, my God! 112 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,000 -Darling! -Sorry. 113 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,240 Sorry, Arun Bhai. 114 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,160 And you really think you're going to get into the Indian Administrative Service 115 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,320 when all you read is the racing columns? Huh? 116 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:21,760 [groans] 117 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,760 If your father was alive, 118 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,280 he would have been Chairman of the Railway Board by now. 119 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,600 Private saloons all the way! 120 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,920 [insect buzzes] 121 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,320 Well, I am very pleased to get Savita settled, 122 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,760 and now I have another home to go to, besides your place in Calcutta. 123 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:37,760 Yes. 124 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,120 And I am feeling much more comfortable about Lata, 125 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,080 now that she's living with her sister. 126 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:45,360 I didn't like to think of her in that old university hostel. 127 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,760 You must help me to find a suitable boy for her. Arun? 128 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,120 Hmm? Do you hear me? 129 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,000 All right, Ma. 130 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:55,960 [bicycle bell rings] 131 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,080 [professor] Miss Mehra, one moment! 132 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,240 With regret, 133 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,040 I'm unable to give this a grade. 134 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,680 James Joyce is not a suitable subject for you. 135 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,600 He's not even on the syllabus for the Modern British paper. 136 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,360 Dr Kapoor is very keen on him. 137 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,200 Dr Kapoor! 138 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:22,280 Your tutor, and now your brother-in-law! [chuckles] 139 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:26,840 Apart from anything else, James Joyce is Irish. 140 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,600 Are we clear? 141 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,760 -I suppose, but-- -But? 142 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,240 TS Eliot is on the syllabus, 143 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,200 and he's American, isn't he? 144 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,640 TS Eliot is a very great writer indeed, 145 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:45,160 and Joyce is not a writer that young ladies should be reading at all. 146 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,600 Choose another subject, Miss Mehra. 147 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,600 Choose another subject! 148 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:53,040 Wasn't university supposed to be exploring everything? 149 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,800 But really, they just want us to explore the little bits they've chosen for us. 150 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,600 Standing up to Professor Mishra! 151 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,840 An obedient little girl like you? 152 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,240 [boy] Hello, Malati. Hello, Lata. 153 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,560 -It didn't do me any good, though, did it? -[chuckles] 154 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,960 Malati... 155 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,280 I feel as if I'm going backwards. 156 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,960 What do you mean? 157 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,760 Last term, I was in University Hall with you, 158 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:22,880 and everything felt modern and free, and we were 20th-century young women. 159 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:28,200 And now, I'm living with my sister and her husband, and my mother too. 160 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,320 I can see my mother eyeing me up next. 161 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,640 [mother]{\an8} He wouldn't have to be Khatri. 162 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,680 Is it really so urgent? 163 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:41,520 So long as he was from a good, respectable family from our community. 164 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,280 [indistinct chatter] 165 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,880 Lata sometimes comes up with the idea that she will not get married. 166 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,960 Do you think we can cure her of these theories? 167 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,520 [Arun] I'll see what I can do, Ma. 168 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:55,960 Meenakshi, 169 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:59,240 have you arranged to have Daddy's medals set yet? 170 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,680 Bring them now, and I will show you my idea. 171 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:02,760 Yes, now, please! 172 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:11,000 Top of the university in physics and engineering! 173 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,280 And the medals in those days! 174 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,280 -Twenty-four carats! -[mouths same words] 175 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,440 [mother] Ah! 176 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,080 You see, I was thinking of a neck pendant for this one, 177 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,880 and the lid of a little box for that one. 178 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,080 Now, is that a lovely idea or not? 179 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,960 [Apu] Yes, Grandma. 180 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:04,720 "We also recall that R, the modulus of Z, 181 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,800 gives the distance of Z from O." 182 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,760 Oh! 183 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,040 I see you're interested in mathematics and poetry. 184 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,480 -That's unusual. -Hmm. Is that so? 185 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,560 That maths textbook, it's pretty advanced stuff. 186 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,960 My father's a maths professor at the university. 187 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,960 Oh. 188 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:49,920 Actually, I'm not really interested in maths at all. 189 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,600 Wonderful! Nor am I. I'm in the History Department. 190 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,440 I must go now. My friend is waiting for me. 191 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,080 I suppose I've been disturbing you. 192 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,400 No. 193 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,440 In that case, may I ask your name? 194 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,080 Lata. 195 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,520 Aren't you going to ask me mine? 196 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:15,960 No. [chuckles] 197 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,120 Come on, Malo, let's go. 198 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,440 -Who was he? -Come on, I want a coffee now. 199 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,600 [chuckles] 200 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:33,520 What? You talk to him for 15 minutes and you don't know his name? 201 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,560 One minute, at the most. 202 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,720 If you're so keen on him, why don't you go back and ask him? 203 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,800 So, you don't like him? 204 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:52,160 No. I have no reason to like him. 205 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,360 You know, it's not easy for men to talk to us. 206 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,120 We shouldn't be so hard on them. 207 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,200 Nice hair. 208 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:04,440 -Nice eyes. -Yes. 209 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,360 But so what? 210 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,440 I have nice eyes too, and one pair is enough. 211 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,000 [both laugh] 212 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,240 [train whistle] 213 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:24,040 [mother] I rushed back as soon as I heard Savita's wonderful news. 214 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,160 Now, Lata, we must make sure you're next. 215 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:32,440 Arun promised to introduce us to some very fine people in Calcutta, Lata. 216 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,360 Hmm. 217 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,720 Covenanted boys. Civil Service types from good families. 218 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,360 Lata! Pay attention, this is your future! 219 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,480 Pran, Lata might do very well with one of those, don't you think, Pran? 220 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,560 -Pran? -Hmm? 221 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,960 Oh. 222 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,880 Pran, we should visit your parents for Holi. 223 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,040 Erm, yes, of course. 224 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:59,200 You don't know what Maan and his friends can be like at Holi. 225 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,000 It's the first of our married life. 226 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,640 [Pran] That would make my mother happy, I'm sure. 227 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:07,040 Of course, you're all invited to the concert later. 228 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,760 Saeeda Bai is going to sing. 229 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,440 -Saeeda Bai? -[Pran] Hmm! 230 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,520 Your father invites such a person to the house? 231 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,080 [Pran] Because she's a courtesan? 232 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,080 -Should we count you out, Maji? -No, I didn't say that! 233 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,880 I have nothing against entertainers, as such. 234 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,240 -[Lata] As such? -[mother] I should like to hear her sing. 235 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,440 And besides, I need to be there to keep an eye on Lata. 236 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,160 Who knows. I might run away with a married man! 237 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,240 [laughter] 238 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,040 [loud chatter] 239 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,400 [chuckles] Look here. 240 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,080 The Raja of Marh. 241 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,800 We are witnessing the erection of the Raja's lingam. 242 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,360 [in Hindi] Put it down! 243 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,280 [Firoz] He can't build there. That's blasphemy. 244 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,440 [in Hindi] Hail Lord Shiva. 245 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,320 Get to work! 246 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,360 Right next to the mosque? Unbelievable! 247 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,560 [sighs] Come on, since when have you become such a mullah? 248 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:07,200 -You think everything's a joke. -Yes, I think it's a hoot. Look at it! 249 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,480 [Firoz] Our mosques have been here for centuries. 250 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:16,200 [in Hindi] Finish this temple in 15 days or I'll chop your hands and feet off! 251 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,000 -[laughs] His stick! -[scoffs] 252 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,680 [in Hindi] Take the first turn there. 253 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,920 [clears throat] 254 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,000 [laughter] 255 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:44,680 I apologise, Agarwal. I did ask my wife for quiet, but you know how... 256 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,480 No need to apologise. 257 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,000 Holi is Holi. 258 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,680 -A Hindu holiday for a Hindu nation. -Please. 259 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,480 I'm concerned about possible unrest around the new temple site. 260 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,720 [in Hindi] Ah. Our Raja has outdone himself. 261 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,000 It's so close to the mosque. 262 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:08,960 I think we need a substantial police presence there 263 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,680 to act as a deterrent. 264 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,240 There are 12 men stationed outside. 265 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,360 That will be quite enough. 266 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,680 [chatter continues outside] 267 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,040 With respect, 12 men will not be able to contain 268 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,560 even a peaceful protest without drawing their weapons. 269 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,760 Kapoor sahib, 270 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:35,200 you are the Revenue Minister, I am the Home Minister. 271 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,280 May I remind you, policing is none of your concern? 272 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,800 [boy yells] 273 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,080 Bhaskar, leave him. 274 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,000 -Maan. -You're going to be a wet little monkey! 275 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,480 [in Hindi] Maan, quiet! 276 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,640 [in Hindi] Your father's talking to the Home Minister. 277 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,400 Can't he take one single day off, Ma? It's Holi. 278 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,520 -Put him down. -Holi. 279 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,880 - Put him down. -♪ Holi hai! Holi hai! Holi hai! ♪ 280 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,560 [in Hindi] It's Holi! It's Holi, Ma! 281 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,880 [continues singing] 282 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,840 Ah! [laughs] 283 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,000 Where's my sister-in-law? You'd better get inside quickly. 284 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,000 Where's my sister-in-law? 285 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,480 -Here she comes. -Maan, be careful. Maan, be careful! 286 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,680 She's expecting. Oh, my God! 287 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,160 [screams] Just a smidgen, Maan, no more! 288 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,920 -Cross my heart and hope to die! -[Mrs Kapoor in Hindi] Let her go. 289 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,400 [screams] 290 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,440 No. No. There's enough on me already! 291 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,680 No! 292 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,720 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Where do you think you're going? 293 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,080 [groans] 294 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,960 Just a little bit here. 295 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,600 -And a little bit there. -[yells] 296 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,880 -You ruffian! -So, I'm a ruffian, am I? 297 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,520 [Lata] I didn't mean it! 298 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:51,560 -Take this, Lata! -Maan! [screams] 299 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,760 Oh, you wait! 300 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,440 [in Hindi] We're doing what needs to be done. 301 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,400 [in Hindi] Vishnu be with you. 302 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,400 [shouting continues outside] 303 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,920 [laughter and chatter] 304 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,800 Get ready for the revenge of Maan! 305 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,360 -Bhaskar. -Ah. 306 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,120 This is my grandson, Bhaskar. He's staying with us. 307 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,480 My daughter, Veena, and her husband lost all their property in Pakistan. 308 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,000 [in Hindi] Go and play. 309 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,520 It's only now that they can go back to Rawalpindi 310 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,920 to try and retrieve something. 311 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,240 All this suffering, leaving scars on either side. 312 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:43,720 Agarwal-ji, is it not in our hands to try and heal them? 313 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,680 Agarwal-ji! Agarwal-ji! 314 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:52,360 Minister Sahib! Is it really you? You've come to play Holi with us? 315 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,440 Er, no, no, no. I've come to discuss government business with your father. 316 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,520 [chuckles] Come, I'll show you. I'll show you something, come. 317 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,800 Control your son! Maan! Maan! 318 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,200 -Maan! -[in Hindi] I'll catch pneumonia. 319 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,440 [in Hindi] To hell with pneumonia! Today's Holi! 320 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,560 [all gasp] 321 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,480 -[Maan laughs] -Maan! You idiot! 322 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,480 -Happy Holi! -Stop it! Stop it. 323 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,120 Agarwal, are you all right? 324 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,800 [Maan chuckles] 325 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,520 -This is civil disobedience! -[Maan laughs] 326 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,760 [in Hindi] The car! Hurry. 327 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,760 [in Hindi] Do have a hot bath! 328 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,920 [Mahesh] Shut up, Maan! 329 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,640 -[in Hindi] Forgive our son's behaviour. -[in Hindi] Let's go! 330 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,960 [Mahesh] How can you be so childish when there's so much at stake? 331 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:48,040 [in Hindi] You are all rude! No manners, any of you! 332 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:51,760 -[Maan] Bye! -[laughter] 333 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,080 [gentle music] 334 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,520 [indistinct chatter] 335 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,200 Welcome, Saeeda Begum. 336 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,000 [chatter continues] 337 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,800 -Mr Kidwai. -Adaab. 338 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:22,880 Adaab. 339 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,080 -Honourable ministers. -Ji, adaab. 340 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,280 Adaab. 341 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:29,400 Look at all those politicians, swarming around her like flies. 342 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,880 [introductions continue] 343 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,280 -[in Urdu] The evening is all yours. -[in Hindi] Thank you. 344 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,400 [woman] They talk about simplicity and plain living, 345 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,280 and then fawn and slaver over this sort of person. 346 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,680 [chuckles] Look! Look! Every time she turns her head, 347 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:48,880 that diamond in the nose pin flashes like the headlights of a car! [laughs] 348 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,520 [chuckles] A car that's seen many passengers in its time! 349 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,520 [laughs] 350 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,480 [Saeeda Bai sings] 351 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:27,560 [in Urdu] ♪ The pleasures of love ♪ 352 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:31,640 [in Urdu] ♪ Are known to me ♪ 353 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:36,520 [continues singing in Urdu] 354 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:03,160 [in Urdu] ♪ The cruelty of the world ♪ 355 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,960 [in Urdu] ♪ Is known to the world ♪ 356 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:11,760 [in Urdu] ♪ But the heart you have broken ♪ 357 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,680 [in Urdu] ♪ Is known to me ♪ 358 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:20,680 [continues singing in Urdu] 359 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,360 [applause] 360 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,320 [in Urdu] Splendid! 361 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,960 [Saeeda Bai continues singing] 362 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,400 [in Urdu] ♪ The meeting has dispersed ♪ 363 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,200 [in Urdu] ♪ The moths ♪ 364 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:13,120 [in Urdu] ♪ Bid farewell to the candlelight ♪ 365 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,880 [whispers] 366 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:33,840 [in Urdu] ♪ This is the world's way, although we... ♪ 367 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,520 [continues singing in Urdu] 368 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,480 [in Urdu] ♪ Lost to the world ♪ 369 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,040 [in Urdu] ♪ Lie sleeping here ♪ 370 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,280 [applause] 371 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,720 [in Urdu] Splendid, Saeeda Begum. 372 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,520 [in Urdu] When you sang Dagh's poem, it pierced my heart. 373 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,840 [in Urdu] Those stains will fade with time. 374 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,640 [in Urdu] The stains on my clothes might, Saeeda Begum. 375 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,880 [in Urdu] But what of the stain on my heart? 376 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:33,720 [chuckles] [in Urdu] Very well! From now on you'll be my Dagh Sahib. 377 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,880 Enough for one night. 378 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,560 May I walk with you? 379 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,680 [Saeeda Bai hums tune] 380 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,560 [car engine starts] 381 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,560 [continues humming] 382 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,960 [Saeeda Bai sings in Urdu] 383 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:30,360 [singing continues] 384 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,200 -[singing fades] -[clock ticks] 385 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,680 [Lata] Question three. 386 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,040 "Answer with reference to at least two plays. 387 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,040 Do Shakespeare's tragic heroes deserve their fates?" 388 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,800 [slow steady footsteps] 389 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,560 -[man] Half an hour to go. -[girl] Ooh! 390 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,960 [sighs] 391 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,400 Hello. 392 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,400 Exam didn't go well? 393 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:24,040 Don't worry. Five years from now, you'll have forgotten all about it. 394 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,760 So, you've done badly too? 395 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,920 Yes. But I tell myself it's one paper in six. 396 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,280 -May I sit down with you? -You have. 397 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:40,200 Anyway, there are more important things than exams. 398 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,520 -Like what? -Like friendship. 399 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,040 -Really? -Yes. 400 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,440 Talking to you has cheered me up, anyway. 401 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,040 Goodbye. 402 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,640 I hope you've done better than you think. 403 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,400 May I walk along with you? 404 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,200 I can't very well stop you. India's a free country now. 405 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,360 Look, there's a poetry reading next Friday at the Brahmpur Literary Society. 406 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,160 You like poetry, don't you? 407 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,040 -Yes, but-- -Six o'clock. I'll see you there. 408 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,000 I haven't said I'll come yet. 409 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,120 I hope you will. 410 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,240 I go this way. Goodbye. 411 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,080 [laughs] 412 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:37,920 All right, 256 times... 512? 413 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:44,040 That's too easy! 131,072. 414 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:48,280 All right. 789 times... 415 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,360 [sings] 416 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,680 I'll take your word for it, little frog! 417 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,080 [in Hindi] Bhaskar. Maan. Come to the prayer room. Hmm? 418 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,320 [sings quietly] 419 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,800 [bell rings] 420 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:27,760 [in Hindi] O Lord, I pray for my family's health. 421 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,400 [in Hindi] By Your grace, Pran is married. 422 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,960 [in Hindi] And now for Maan. 423 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,040 [in Hindi] But who'll want to marry Uncle Maan? 424 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,080 [in Hindi] Auspicious words only! 425 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,080 -[in Urdu] Yes, sir? -[in Hindi] I'm here to see Behum Sahiba. 426 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,800 [in Urdu] Say her name: Tasneem. 427 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,120 If you're a good boy, she will love you. 428 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,560 I love him already. 429 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,560 You give away your favours so easily, Tasneem. 430 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,080 [speaks Urdu] 431 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,960 [in Urdu] A young man is asking to see you. 432 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,640 -[in Urdu] Is he handsome? -[in Urdu] He is. 433 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,640 -[in Urdu] From a good family? -[in Urdu] He appears to be. 434 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,920 [in Urdu] Ask him in. 435 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,320 [in Urdu] Now take your parrot to your room. 436 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,520 [woman, in Urdu] Let him in, sir. 437 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,720 [Tasneem chatters to parrot] 438 00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,800 [Begum sings] 439 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,760 [in Urdu] Come, Dagh Sahib. 440 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,240 How did you come? 441 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,960 My feet just... carried me to you. 442 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,040 These are fine clothes to risk in the dust. 443 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,520 [Begum hums] 444 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,240 [in Urdu] Do sit down. 445 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,920 [in Hindi] Yes. 446 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 [Begum hums] 447 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,640 -[in Urdu] A paan for you? -[in Urdu] Thank you. 448 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,240 I see you're wearing your own style of Gandhi cap. 449 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,280 [chuckles] 450 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:50,720 Maybe I'll wear one of another colour the next time I come. 451 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,160 -Next time? -Assuming that I'm invited again. 452 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,200 Why would I invite you again? 453 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,760 I don't know! 454 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,280 Because I long for it. 455 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,040 What is it you want from me, Dagh Sahib? 456 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:08,880 Everything. 457 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,800 But just to be near you is enough. 458 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,960 This evening, I'm expecting someone, and... 459 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,480 I can't entertain you. 460 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,920 But you may come another time. 461 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,200 [clattering] 462 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,560 [thunder] 463 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,440 [recites verse] 464 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,120 Ma? 465 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,160 What are you doing up so early? 466 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,040 I couldn't sleep. 467 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,360 What were you reading? 468 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,280 The Gita. 469 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,160 I am determined to read two verses a day, 470 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,720 and to practise detachment and wisdom. 471 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,320 -Detachment? -Hmm. 472 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,880 What does that mean? 473 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,800 Never to feel anything passionately? 474 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,120 Can that be right? 475 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:54,800 -Are you mocking me? -No. I'm just asking you. 476 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,120 [sighs] 477 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,120 [in Hindi] Tea and biscuits? 478 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,960 -Hmm. -[chuckles] 479 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,200 -Malati? -Hmm? 480 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,280 Can you help me find out who he is? 481 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,480 I need to know everything about him. 482 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,560 [gasps] 483 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,400 -[whispers] Stop it! -It was a good shot! 484 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,040 [sings along to record] 485 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:25,440 [in Hindi] ♪ Your intoxicating eyes ♪ 486 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,400 [in Hindi] ♪ Tear me apart ♪ 487 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,360 Turn it down! 488 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,760 Turn down that infernal racket! 489 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,880 -Hello, Minxy! -Darling. 490 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,200 So, what's the programme for this evening? 491 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,080 Oh, you know, dinner and dancing with Billy and Shireen. 492 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,120 Ah, yes. Look... 493 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,320 -Why don't we call it off... -[chuckles] 494 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,480 ...and, er, spend the night by ourselves? 495 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,960 Ah, you'll revive after a drink or two. 496 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,840 [Arun] I suppose. 497 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,880 And a dance or two with Shireen. 498 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,200 [gasps] 499 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,360 Darling? Lipstick! 500 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:26,360 [chuckles] 501 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,440 I discovered today that we're being overcharged on the new paper project. 502 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,320 Saha. One of these local fellows. 503 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:41,160 No sense of business ethics, or personal ethics, come to that. 504 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,240 [Meenakshi] Oh. 505 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,320 [upbeat music] 506 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,840 [music continues] 507 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,680 I love Shireen's new earrings. 508 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,120 Like golden teardrops. 509 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,160 I'll buy you a pair. 510 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:15,280 But how could I explain them? When can we be together again? 511 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,600 We are together... 512 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,800 now. 513 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,400 Don't tease me! 514 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,960 [chuckles] 515 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,080 Soon! 516 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,320 You know, Shireen, I discovered today 517 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:33,000 that we were being overcharged by one of our local businessmen, Saha. 518 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:05,920 [music continues] 519 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,600 [man] Beautiful medals, madam. 520 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:28,240 Why not order the earrings and pay for them separately? 521 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,320 There's really no need to melt down these medals. 522 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,520 Mr Jauhri, I'm here to get a job done. 523 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,880 I could have gone to my regular jeweller's. 524 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,720 Could I ask, madam, why you did not? 525 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,240 You may not. 526 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,920 -The address for delivery? -You don't need that. 527 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,680 I'm Mrs Arun Mehra of Bentsen & Pryce. 528 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,000 I'll call back in when they're ready. 529 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,760 -[Jauhri] If you should change your mind-- -I shan't. 530 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,080 -[mother] Who are you going with? -[Lata] Malati, of course. 531 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,720 How pretty you look! 532 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,400 I don't know about all this poetry, though. 533 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,520 Poetry never leads to anything good. 534 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,160 What a thing to say, Ma! 535 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,880 Well, I am more for practical things, Lata. 536 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:26,960 Hm-hmm. 537 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,400 [man] Haunting passion. 538 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,960 I am haunted by a tender passion, 539 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,120 The ghost of which will never die. 540 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,760 The leaves of autumn have grown ashen. 541 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,880 I am haunted by a tender passion. 542 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,280 And springtime too 543 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,640 In its own fashion 544 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,520 Burns me with love's sweet song. 545 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,640 I am haunted by a tender passion... 546 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,200 -You came. -Hello. 547 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,120 The ghost of which will never die. 548 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,760 [applause] 549 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:26,560 Fellow members of the Brahmpur Literary Society and friends... 550 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,040 -Do you know Professor Mishra? -He's my English professor. 551 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,920 My brother-in-law calls him the Great White Whale. 552 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,400 [laughs] 553 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,000 That's funny. 554 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,880 Next week, I will give a talk, Eliot - Whither? 555 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:40,880 [stifled laughter] 556 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,360 Bon appétit! 557 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,640 Dr Vikas Makhijani, the floor is yours, sir. 558 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,760 How to describe bondage of Mother pure 559 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,240 By pervert punies chained by law? 560 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,680 Dadabhai Naoroji entered Parliament 561 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,560 But he forgot not Mother's plumpy breasts... 562 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,080 [laughter] 563 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:06,360 How about a coffee? We could go to the Blue Danube. 564 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,440 No, I really can't. 565 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:13,120 Next week, then? Eliot - Whither? 566 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,720 I really must go now. 567 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,080 Goodbye. 568 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,640 See you next Friday, then? 569 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,080 Yes. 570 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,880 Goodbye. 571 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,920 [Mahesh] I spoke to Agarwal about the temple, as you'd asked, 572 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,960 but then Maan ruined it. 573 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,840 I have always understood that a bit of lafangebazi is expected at Holi. 574 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:56,360 He went too far. He always goes too far. 575 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,040 I'm afraid he was abetted by my own son. 576 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,040 Perhaps. But you can be proud of Firoz practising law. 577 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,000 Maan, it seems, can settle nothing, let alone himself. 578 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,080 Thank you. 579 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,400 [in Urdu] The horse of time gallops on. 580 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,240 [in Urdu] Let us see where he halts. 581 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,480 [in Urdu] No hand holds the reins. 582 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,000 [in Urdu] No feet rest in the stirrups. 583 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,520 Perhaps Agarwal will think again about the temple site. 584 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,040 Not if the Raja has anything to do with it. 585 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,600 [groans] 586 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,440 [groans] 587 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,440 Glasses! 588 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,400 Wine. Good stuff. 589 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,600 Here now for the temple, you know? 590 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,680 Right by the mosque, you know? 591 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:52,200 Now when they look west to pray to Mecca, 592 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,880 they will be bowing to Shiva's lingam first. 593 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,840 [laughs] 594 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,880 Bloody people! 595 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,560 Not you, of course, darling. 596 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,960 Cheers. Come on. Drink up. 597 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,960 Cheers! [grunts] 598 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,400 [sighs] 599 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,760 [man, in Urdu] No time, no lover, no friend. 600 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,480 [in Urdu] In this town. 601 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,240 [in Urdu] Seal the lips of your wounds. 602 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,840 [in Urdu] In this town. 603 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,240 [in Urdu] Not everyone has room to raise their heads 604 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,880 so low has the sky fallen. 605 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,960 [in Urdu] In this town. 606 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:37,240 [in Urdu] Windows shattered, doors crumbling. 607 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,760 [in Urdu] Today's eyes hold the smoke of yesterday. 608 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,800 [in Urdu] In this town. 609 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,920 [in Urdu] Who knows what embers are being fanned to flame 610 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,000 in dwelling after dwelling. 611 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,960 [in Urdu] In this town. 612 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:53,920 [in Urdu] For you. 613 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,800 -[in Urdu] Please go. I'll give it to her. -[in Urdu] Good night. 614 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,320 Bibbo! 615 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,840 [in Urdu] What are you hiding? Come here! 616 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,880 [Raja groans] 617 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,320 [in Urdu] The Poetical Works of Ghalib. 618 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,400 [in Urdu] Who sent it? 619 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:21,040 -[Raja] What is it? -It's just a book. 620 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:25,440 -Who sent it? What's his name? -No one. 621 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,360 Look, isn't it beautiful? 622 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:33,080 Damn your book! And damn you! Get over there! 623 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,880 And you idiots, play! 624 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,600 -[music starts] -And you, sing! 625 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,200 Go! 626 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,960 Remember who reserved you for the evening! 627 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,600 Go! 628 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,560 [Raja grunts] 629 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,440 [in Hindi] Clear the square! 630 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:09,600 [in Hindi] Women, children and older people, go home now! 631 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,320 Please rush to your homes. 632 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:13,880 Close down your shops. 633 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:21,440 [in Urdu] ♪ It has been a long time ♪ 634 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:26,840 [in Urdu] ♪ Since I welcomed my beloved ♪ 635 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:31,240 [in Urdu] ♪ Since the glow of wine ♪ 636 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:35,920 -[Raja] All right! -[in Urdu] ♪ Set our meeting alight ♪ 637 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000 [Raja] Enough! 638 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,800 [shouting] 639 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,640 There is a whole mob of them, Sahib! 640 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,720 Our instructions are to defend the temple. Fire when I give the order. 641 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,800 One round over their heads, and then shoot to kill. 642 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,960 Shoot to kill? Are you sure, sir? 643 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,560 The Home Minister has given the authority. 644 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,360 Follow me! Go! 645 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,080 -Raja. -[Raja groans] 646 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,160 Hmm. Come! 647 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,040 Oh! 648 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,000 [in Urdu] Keep playing! 649 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,600 [in Urdu] No temple near our mosque! 650 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,520 [in Urdu] We say no! 651 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:22,120 [shouting continues] 652 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,280 [in Urdu] You can't rule over us! 653 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,520 Over their heads! 654 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,040 Fire! 655 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,480 [shouting] 656 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,120 [shouting continues in the distance] 657 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:12,640 [indistinct chatter] 658 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,280 [woman sobs] 659 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,320 [in Urdu] Give us our loved ones to bury. 660 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,360 [speaks in Arabic] 661 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,120 -[in Urdu] Greetings. -Mr Kapoor. 662 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,400 I am told 20 men were killed last night. 663 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,320 No, not that many. 664 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,960 And a little discipline never did any harm. 665 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,680 You had every chance to control this protest peacefully! 666 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:17,600 This from a man who cannot even control his own family! 667 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,600 [laughter] 668 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,600 I told you before, we are a Hindu nation. 669 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,800 Muslims have their own country now. 670 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,800 And when the election comes, 671 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,440 it is the Hindu majority we must carry with us. 672 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:31,600 [in Urdu] Shame on you! 673 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,640 Silence in the house! Silence in the house! 674 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,840 [in Urdu] Please sit down. Aligarh is also in India. 675 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,440 [Pran] It's the worst thing that could have happened. 676 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,320 And entirely preventable, my father says. 677 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,040 He's so upset. 678 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,560 It's exactly the opposite of his vision for India. 679 00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,000 And mine, come to think of it. 680 00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,000 [phone rings] 681 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,760 Hmm! I'll go. 682 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,240 [ringing continues] 683 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,120 Hello? 684 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,080 It's me. Are you alone? 685 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,160 For the moment. We're eating. 686 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:18,520 It's not good news. 687 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,920 You've got to drop him. 688 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000 What do you mean? 689 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,240 His surname is Durrani. 690 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,240 He's a Muslim, Lata. 691 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,520 I'd better go now. 692 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,520 We're in the middle of lunch. 693 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,440 You haven't a chance. 694 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,480 Your family will be dead set against him. 695 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,880 Besides, it's dangerous. 696 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,440 You saw what happened at the temple site. 697 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,960 This is a stupid world we live in. 698 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:09,960 I know. 699 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,040 [sighs] 700 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:20,000 I expect, in five years' time, I'll have forgotten all about him. 701 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,480 I'm sure you will. 702 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:25,440 But he'll be there on Friday, 703 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,320 waiting for me and wondering why I'm not there. 704 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,000 [Malati] Lata... 705 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,120 Saeeda? 706 00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,160 [in Urdu] Dagh Sahib, there was no need for a gift. 707 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,000 A book needs to be near to its truest admirer. 708 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,520 [in Urdu] Just as this moth needs to be close to its flame. 709 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,240 [in Urdu] You should never have parted with this treasure. 710 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,080 The Urdu is wasted on me. 711 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,080 Everyone gives me jewels, 712 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,640 but nothing has touched my heart like your gift. 713 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:27,640 Hm. 714 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:30,200 [in Urdu] May I offer you something? 715 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,480 [in Urdu] This is what we have. 716 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,240 This is excellent whisky. 717 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,160 Will you help me to understand what the verses say? 718 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,400 I can speak Urdu, but I can't read it. 719 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,040 [in Urdu] Come, let's read it together. 720 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,920 [in Urdu] O innocent heart, what trouble you? 721 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,800 [in Urdu] This pain of yours, what is its cure? 722 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,360 [in Urdu] Now, Dagh Sahib? 723 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,280 [in Urdu] Yes, now. 724 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,240 Why can't I live my life and see where it might take me? 725 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,720 [Malati] You can't. Let's just enjoy the music tonight. 726 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,560 [Lata] You're always getting mixed up with unsuitable people! Why not me? 727 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,640 [sitar music] 728 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,200 [music continues] 729 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,760 [Mishra] Here in India, one might say that we have borne 730 00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:00,080 rather more reality than we might have cared to bear... 731 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,040 [music continues] 732 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,040 [chuckles] 733 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,600 [music continues] 734 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,400 [music stops] 735 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,080 [gate closes] 736 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,320 -Hello. -Hello. 737 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,000 I knew you'd have to come out sometime. 738 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:30,360 We can't stay here. 739 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,800 Let's go, then. 740 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,320 [Durrani] I waited for you. 741 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,920 I went there early. I stayed for an eternity. 742 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,920 I even chomped through Mrs Nowrojee's rock-hard cakes. 743 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,960 I'm sorry. Really. 744 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,080 Come boating with me. 745 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,280 We'll go up the river to the Barsaat Mahal. 746 00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,160 It's a wonderful sight by night. 747 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:52,840 I can't. 748 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,320 And you should know better than to ask me to come boating at midnight! 749 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,640 You know I live from our one meeting to the next. 750 00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:07,640 We don't have to go at midnight. 751 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,240 Dawn is just as good. 752 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,200 Dawn. 753 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,360 There is no harm in dawn. 754 00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,520 Monday morning at six sharp. 59679

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