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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:07,142 What's going on? 4 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:10,392 I've waited for 6 hours, why hasn't he come out yet? 5 00:02:10,416 --> 00:02:13,124 Usually, he will come out not more than 4 hours. 6 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:15,351 Put the rubbish in front of the door. 7 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:16,375 Yes. 8 00:02:18,458 --> 00:02:20,499 Let's fight for it... 9 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:29,601 I have got the painting of Tong Pak-Fu. 10 00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:32,082 Give it to me... 11 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:34,957 It's mine... 12 00:03:00,666 --> 00:03:02,017 Master. Isn't one dish of soy enough? 13 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:03,101 Slowly, please. 14 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:06,040 Many people come for your paintings, why don't you bother? 15 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:07,684 I have no mood to draw. 16 00:03:07,708 --> 00:03:09,267 Give them two more baskets of rubbish, that's it. 17 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:10,332 Yes. 18 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,434 Mr. Chuck. 19 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:13,749 Brother Tong. 20 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:14,892 Mr. Chuck. 21 00:03:14,916 --> 00:03:17,040 Help, Brother Tong. 22 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:21,184 I think you must have lost all you money again. 23 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:24,851 You understand me so well. 24 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:29,892 Everyone knows you love gambling among the "Four Scholars". 25 00:03:29,916 --> 00:03:35,767 "Having no money, to live comfortably", it is your motto, right? 26 00:03:35,791 --> 00:03:38,976 You are flattering me! You're born to be a free-liver. 27 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,957 In fact, you are much more luckier than me. 28 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:45,809 But, you lose so much money per every two days 29 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:47,309 and you come to seek help from me after losing money, 30 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:50,457 I don't think I can help you forever. 31 00:03:50,791 --> 00:03:51,934 Sure! 32 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:54,351 Because of that, I tried to risk for the last time. 33 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:56,559 But I lost the money which I could earn till my death. 34 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:58,601 That's 300,000 taels. 35 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:01,059 So, I have to beg you to draw 30 pictures... 36 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:02,892 in order to save my life. 37 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:04,017 I understand pretty well. 38 00:04:04,041 --> 00:04:05,017 Shui, go out first. 39 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:06,165 Yes, master. 40 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:09,892 Damn you, don't you think I owe you that? 41 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:10,767 You need 30 pictures? 42 00:04:10,791 --> 00:04:11,791 No way! 43 00:04:12,791 --> 00:04:15,684 Please! It's my fault, 44 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:17,184 I am now begging you to forgive me. 45 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:19,726 You should remember that I lent you the blue magazine when you were a child! 46 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:22,601 Also, I always help you to sell your paintings which make you get rich! 47 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,601 Some loan-sharks are waiting for me outside, 48 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:26,017 they want me to get 30 paintings of yours within one hour. 49 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:26,934 Otherwise, they'll kill me! 50 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:27,976 Will you help me or not? 51 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,726 One hour? Well, since you are my brother, 52 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,309 I will write you lament for your funeral. 53 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:34,767 Say, "A bastard" or "A scumbag", which one do you like? 54 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:36,249 Choose between these two. 55 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:39,351 Pak Fu, don't be that mean to me. 56 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:42,017 I swear, if I gamble again, 57 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:44,517 I will be terribly raped by an ugly woman until death. 58 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:46,767 Or, until my dick to be rotten. 59 00:04:46,791 --> 00:04:47,874 Is it OK? 60 00:04:48,916 --> 00:04:51,374 You made such worst oath! 61 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:54,559 OK, I will save you for the last time. 62 00:04:54,583 --> 00:04:56,499 Men, give me the stationery. 63 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:02,101 You are such a heroic friend, so righteous! 64 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,457 Cut the crap, undress. 65 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:04,999 Undress? 66 00:05:12,916 --> 00:05:14,082 What are you doing? 67 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,374 What? 68 00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:47,934 Fantastic! It's worth being tortured! 69 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:49,226 What is it called? 70 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:53,059 It's great! It's called "Great Eagle". 71 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:55,142 It worths over 300,000 taels. 72 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:56,851 Don't bother me again. 73 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,434 Sure, but, you amazed me. 74 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:01,790 You used my nipples as flowers. 75 00:07:02,041 --> 00:07:03,517 You used my palms as trees. 76 00:07:03,541 --> 00:07:05,184 My ass is painted as stone. 77 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:07,415 Cloud and mountains are drawn on my feet. 78 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:10,892 About the eagle, which part of my body is used? 79 00:07:10,916 --> 00:07:12,540 It's your penis. 80 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,892 I guessed it correctly. 81 00:07:14,916 --> 00:07:18,226 It's sanctuary! How wonderful! 82 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,976 Your penis is used to be the little worm hung on the eagle's mouth. 83 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,290 Don't you think it's sanctuary and wonderful? 84 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:26,624 That's good. 85 00:07:26,958 --> 00:07:28,165 It's useful anyway. 86 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:34,851 Tong Pak-Fu was born in Ming Dynasty, in the year of Tiger. 87 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:36,184 He was named Tong Yan. 88 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:39,434 Yan means Tiger in Chinese, so he was named Pak Fu (First Tiger). 89 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:42,309 He was very clever & was good in writing poems and paintings. 90 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,642 He was the leading scholar of the "Four Scholars" in Ming Dynasty. 91 00:07:44,666 --> 00:07:47,767 Tong Yan was the idol of many people. 92 00:07:47,791 --> 00:07:54,142 He was envied by many men, cause he had 8 pretty wives. 93 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:58,559 He seemed to be the most lucky guy in the world! 94 00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:02,434 Hands up, do you have money? Please lend it to me first. 95 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:04,665 Kidding! So poor are you! 96 00:08:05,666 --> 00:08:06,476 Pay me now. 97 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,434 I have got money, I can keep on playing now. 98 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:08,517 Pay me now. 99 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:10,476 You always win, I wonder, are you a swindler? 100 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,582 Of course! I'm so lucky! 101 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:16,624 Honeys, come and eat the chicken wings! 102 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,309 Why are you that late? 103 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,851 Hey, are you ready? 104 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,665 We're ready... 105 00:08:24,041 --> 00:08:25,726 Oh, my "Hundred Flowers"! 106 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:29,142 Don't be so mean, please lend it to me to fix the table. 107 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:31,809 You are not dying, you may draw another one any time you like. 108 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:32,517 But... 109 00:08:32,541 --> 00:08:34,226 Cut the crap, play with me. 110 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:36,392 Choi Choi, make it three, four thirty. 111 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:39,124 - Drink it! - Hurry up! 112 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:42,290 I wanna win! 113 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:46,351 What are you doing? 114 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:47,351 Oh, my poetry! 115 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:49,809 Look at it, the table is not balanced, 116 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,540 one book is not enough, bring me two more please. 117 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,832 My first part - seven & eight, I win! 118 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:56,476 My second part - two & five, I win! 119 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,207 Win again? 120 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:02,684 Why a bird is missing from my picture? 121 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,184 Cut the crap! I have lost a bird from my mahjong. 122 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:07,142 So I cut the head to represent the lost mahjong. That's it. 123 00:09:07,166 --> 00:09:08,915 You shouldn't be surprised! 124 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:11,540 You... 125 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:16,976 Mother, what are you doing? 126 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,767 Mom wants to suicide! 127 00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:21,434 Go and take a look of her now... 128 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:22,476 Hold it, let's finish this first. 129 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,267 Watch mine, I am the winner. 130 00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:25,517 You jinx! 131 00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:27,040 Money please. 132 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,601 Mom, are you crazy? 133 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:36,309 I am useless, I've married you with 8 wives, but you aren't satisfied, 134 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,415 You always have a long face. 135 00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:40,476 I think, I have to kill myself cause I've no face! 136 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,476 Why did you say so? 137 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,226 I didn't blame you! 138 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:49,684 Pak Fu, you are young and successful. 139 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:53,351 You are rich and you have so many wives, 140 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,559 You should be the happiest guy in the world. 141 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:58,832 I haven't said I was unhappy. 142 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:01,142 Why do you always have a long face? 143 00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:03,832 Don't you think you wives don't match you? 144 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:07,999 It's easy to get a wife but not easy to get a wife who understands me. 145 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,249 Although they are my wives, 146 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,707 they don't really understand my mind. 147 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:19,684 Don't you think we can't match you? 148 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:21,624 We'd better suicide! 149 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:25,059 What? 8 of you will be hanging together? 150 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,332 How amazing! 151 00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:29,415 Help! 152 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:32,642 Daughters-in-law, are you alright? 153 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:37,559 Pak Fu, do you want them all to suicide, will you feel happy about that? 154 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:38,226 I don't mean... 155 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:40,642 Let me go, I want to die... 156 00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:41,726 Don't do that! 157 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:46,601 Mom, Let us die. 158 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:49,142 Pak Fu, could you say something? 159 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,124 Shut up. 160 00:10:55,708 --> 00:11:02,249 It's my fault, all of you are very nice. 161 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:04,684 Cultured and civilized. 162 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:06,508 But I should have appreciated, it's my fault. 163 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:09,434 Sorry, please forgive me. 164 00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:11,976 I am so happy about that! 165 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,957 Hubby, smile, come on. 166 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:21,082 Come on, smile. 167 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,642 Why don't you laugh happily? 168 00:11:24,666 --> 00:11:25,892 You should laugh happily! 169 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:28,267 Come on, be happy. 170 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:31,665 Show us a happy look. 171 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:42,726 Choi-choi, make it two, why not eight? Four & four, you lose! 172 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,476 Let's play. Pak Fu, see, they always want you to be happy. 173 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:49,017 Don't misunderstand them, got me? 174 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,517 Madam, someone from King of Ning has come to visit Young Master. 175 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:53,040 King of Ning? 176 00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:55,642 King Ning is planning a revolution. 177 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:58,332 Doesn't he want to recruit you? 178 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,415 Anyway, just ask them to leave. I don't want to see them. 179 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:10,790 Madam, they... 180 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,601 Where is Tong Pak-Fu? 181 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:14,809 Our Majesty wants him to be his consultant. 182 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,184 Ask him to come out now. 183 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:20,392 I am sorry, my son is very sick, he can't receive you. 184 00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:24,124 Please express our sincere thanks to His Majesty. 185 00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:29,499 What a coincidence! Those we want to recruit always get sick. 186 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,059 But, it's been predicted by Our Majesty already. 187 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:35,540 He asked us to bring the doctor here, to check his sickness. 188 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,124 Madam... 189 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,582 Tong Pak-Fu. 190 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:43,267 Isn't he sick? 191 00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:45,017 He... he has been seriously sick. 192 00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:49,101 But, how can a patient get appetite to eat chicken wings? 193 00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:50,874 Yes, it's strange... 194 00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:55,184 It's simple, because... 195 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:59,684 I love chicken wings. 196 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:03,559 But your mom said you are going to die. 197 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:07,642 That's why he have to eat more before he die. 198 00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:10,934 If he don't eat now, he'll have no chance to eat. 199 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,559 Are you going to die? 200 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,559 I am going to die. 201 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:19,124 If I don't eat now, I will have no chance to eat. 202 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:22,726 But, he doesn't seem to be seriously sick. 203 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:26,415 Doctor, check the pulse for Mr. Tong. See how serious is his sickness. 204 00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:30,601 His pulse is normal. 205 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:33,624 I don't think he is sick. 206 00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:48,309 How is he? 207 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,226 Can I be saved? 208 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,457 Let me try. 209 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:06,226 What's wrong? 210 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,559 I haven't experienced such a messy pulse. 211 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:09,309 What did you feel from his pulse? 212 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,267 Music! 213 00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:11,142 What? 214 00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,726 I think, you have to prepare for your funeral. 215 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,809 See you, Mr. Tong. 216 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,601 We shouldn't have wasted our time, let's go. 217 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,124 Doctor, please save my... 218 00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:24,207 Bastard, kneel down. 219 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:28,434 Do you remember? You have had an oath before your dad's grave, 220 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:30,832 you will never show others you know Kung-fu! 221 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,249 Why have you shown Kung-fu just then! 222 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,892 I remember, but it was an emergency. 223 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,601 I just used my Kung-fu to change my pulse only, no big deal. 224 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:40,726 But, in case... 225 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,267 if your secret is discovered by out enemies... 226 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,874 you will be in danger. 227 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,892 Mom, who are our enemies? 228 00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:51,540 Why don't you tell me? 229 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,457 I was afraid you'd look for trouble since you were young. 230 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:59,790 But, you've grown up, I should tell you anyway. 231 00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:04,082 We have 2 enemies. 232 00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:06,999 One is called "Evil Scholar". 233 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:16,332 He fought with your dad for the championship on the weapon list. 234 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:20,351 I was afraid he would play tricks, 235 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:22,499 So I stayed and watched over their duel. 236 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,290 Let me trap you instead. 237 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:34,374 Brother Tinho, you will be the winner, don't worry. 238 00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:51,665 Higher than you. 239 00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:53,749 Go to hell. 240 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,333 What is it? 241 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:02,958 Chussy. 242 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:04,582 Watch out. 243 00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:17,582 Go to hell. 244 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,707 Chussy, you... 245 00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:25,874 Be careful! 246 00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,665 I have to use the last stance! 247 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,165 Go to hell. 248 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:51,476 Chussy, what the hell are you doing here? 249 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,267 I... 250 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:53,517 Be careful! 251 00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:56,601 Don't go, you should tell me what you are doing here. 252 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,934 I love you, so I want to help you. 253 00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:01,434 Don't you think the red beans can help me? 254 00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:04,892 It's not red beans, it's my new invention, the Tiny Bombs! 255 00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:06,809 What? Tiny... what? 256 00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:10,392 Don't look down upon it, it's really powerful when it blow. 257 00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:13,957 What? Powerful what? It will blow? 258 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:22,040 Damn you, Chussy, do you want to play tricks? 259 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,753 The "Killing Sword Stance" of the "Evil Scholar"? 260 00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,249 In the most critical moment, 261 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:34,415 your dad attacked him with the most horrible weapon in the world, 262 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:37,165 he twisted the whole situation. 263 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,082 Watch out. 264 00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,249 My "Wonder Spear"! 265 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,624 Where is the spear-head? 266 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:01,790 Why? 267 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,040 That's why dad died in great sorrow. 268 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:09,726 He couldn't imagine "Evil Scholar" could ruin the steel made spear-head. 269 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:11,434 Before his death, 270 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:15,226 he made an invincible spear-head! 271 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:18,017 It was because he worried that the "Evil Scholar" would kill our whole family. 272 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:20,142 How about the other enemy? 273 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,309 Who is the next one? 274 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,184 She was your dad's girlfriend, she fought with me for your dad. 275 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,726 But she married later. 276 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,499 I don't think you would meet her again. 277 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:32,226 Get lost, don't bother me from gambling. 278 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:36,017 Mom, I want to leave home for few days. 279 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:38,499 I am afraid the people from King Ning would come to bother us. 280 00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,915 You'd bring along the invincible spear-head with you, to be safe. 281 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,707 Remember. 282 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:50,309 Let's play... come on! 283 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,517 Since your dad lost in the duel. 284 00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:56,851 So, on the weapon list, the "Evil Scholar" is the 1st runner-up. 285 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,976 Our Tong's Spear is the 2nd runner-up. 286 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,059 Siu Lee's dagger is the 3rd runner-up. 287 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,499 Move! 288 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,957 Who is the champion? 289 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:10,207 The mom of Dagger Siu lee, but she passed away. 290 00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:13,832 Oh, what a pity. 291 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,642 Cut the crap, why not play with me? 292 00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:18,934 Choi Choi, bingo, make it six. 293 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:19,976 Drink it. 294 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,267 You are too poor to compete with me. 295 00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:23,374 Get lost, I wanna play with mom. 296 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:27,934 Choi Choi, make it three, why not nine... 297 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,392 You lost, drink it. 298 00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:30,832 I won't scare. 299 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:35,226 You don't pay your debt? Go to hell. 300 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:38,749 Hands off after betting, come on... 301 00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:42,832 Drink it. 302 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,101 Choi choi, four & four... 303 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,582 You lost, drink it. 304 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:53,351 I am so miserable. 305 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:56,101 My wives are abnormal housewives. 306 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,392 But others envy me so much. 307 00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:04,957 In fact, I am lonely. 308 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,915 Look, the "Four Scholars" are over there. 309 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:15,165 Go and have a look, hurry up... 310 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,226 Don't go... 311 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,874 You can never escape. 312 00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:57,415 Brother Pak Fu, it's crowded. 313 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,851 We come here for a tour, 314 00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,767 that's why the women are that crazy. 315 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:04,726 That's why! 316 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:08,351 Why not a poem competition? 317 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:09,726 Very good! 318 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,142 Why don't you start first? Brother Man-bun. 319 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:12,415 I am strong in this field. 320 00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:15,351 "There are many geese under the mountain". 321 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,851 "They rushed down to the river". 322 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,582 "Let's roast a goose". 323 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,415 "After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw". 324 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,684 Good, very good. 325 00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:27,540 Very good. 326 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,040 Isn't it that funny? 327 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,934 I wonder, why is he always so happy when he is in a trip? 328 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:41,059 I envy him so much. 329 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:46,184 He is so good in making poems. 330 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:48,726 And he is an excellent artist. 331 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,017 He is really great! 332 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:56,476 But, he is good in playing music too. 333 00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:01,309 Right, I know playing all kinds of music instruments. 334 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:05,017 I have studied a new kind of music, it's great, 335 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:07,642 let's play it together if we've a chance. 336 00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:08,309 I love it. 337 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:12,559 But, I envy you because of your wives. 338 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:18,309 All your wives are pretty. 339 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:21,809 I don't think you will have any regrets in your life. 340 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,874 I envy you so much. 341 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,415 Bravo... 342 00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:32,040 There is something attractive. 343 00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:38,749 See, there is a beauty. She seems to be lonely. 344 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,517 Why not show us how to court a girt for us. 345 00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:44,851 To let us learn! 346 00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,040 Well... 347 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:50,059 It's the welfare for your friends, so? 348 00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:51,267 I am glad to demonstrate it. 349 00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:52,624 Go. 350 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:18,582 Miss. 351 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,332 What's the matter? 352 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,707 Go, go... 353 00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:35,017 May I put my head on your shoulder? 354 00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:37,624 No, I am a girl, a decent girl. 355 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,684 I know, I want to make my friends happy, that's all. 356 00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:43,934 I am Tong Pak-Fu. 357 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:46,415 So what? I don't know you. 358 00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:47,892 I will shout for help if you don't leave me alone. 359 00:23:47,916 --> 00:23:50,601 How about paying you 1 tael? 360 00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:52,309 Who do you think I am? 361 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:53,934 Make it ten. 362 00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:55,892 That's too expensive, why don't you rob? 363 00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:57,517 Right, I am robber. 364 00:23:57,541 --> 00:23:58,665 Give me all your money. 365 00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:00,083 You... 366 00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:03,915 Go to hell. 367 00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:06,790 What's wrong? 368 00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:11,142 What's up? 369 00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,059 Don't you want to make a serious punch like this? 370 00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,207 Robber! It's a ladyboy! 371 00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:16,767 Ladyboy? 372 00:24:16,791 --> 00:24:18,415 I love it. Hold it. 373 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:24,874 He is faster than me! Damn it. 374 00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:49,809 Look, so many people! 375 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:52,309 Yes, it's crowded. 376 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,165 Chung-heung, Ha-heung, shut up, behave yourself. 377 00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:05,684 - What's going on? - Excuse me. 378 00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:09,601 Madam Wah and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping. 379 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:13,434 The maids are all pretty, especially Chou-heung. 380 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:14,892 Who is she? Who is Chou-heung? 381 00:25:14,916 --> 00:25:16,267 Look! That way. 382 00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:18,457 Chou-heung. 383 00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:32,684 Damn, she is not pretty at all. 384 00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:36,684 You know, pretty woman is like flowers. 385 00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:39,434 You'll be all eyes for her beauty if some leaves around. 386 00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:40,458 Look once more. 387 00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:42,999 Pretty woman! 388 00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:49,226 Woo, she is really pretty! 389 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,267 Let's go in the temple together. 390 00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:52,290 To look for fun! 391 00:25:57,416 --> 00:25:58,559 You will be our leader! 392 00:25:58,583 --> 00:25:59,874 Follow me. 393 00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:02,934 Give me... 394 00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:09,499 Give way, go that way! 395 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,934 Let's make use of any chance to take their advantage. 396 00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,040 Sure. 397 00:26:14,291 --> 00:26:15,559 Give the beggars the bread. 398 00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:17,415 Yes, Madam. 399 00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:21,082 Give it to me. 400 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:27,726 Go. 401 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:28,934 Go! 402 00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,267 Be merciful! 403 00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:32,540 I want any kind of bread. Come on. 404 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:39,749 It's yours, everyone will get his share. 405 00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:41,517 It's yours. 406 00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:42,781 Don't fight for it. It's yours. 407 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:46,790 I haven't eaten for a long time, please give me bread. 408 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,082 Auntie, this is for you. 409 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:56,665 Help! I am damn hungry! 410 00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:01,165 Are you hungry? Eat this. 411 00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:04,332 What? One is not enough? 412 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:07,875 One more for you. 413 00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,790 Come over, here are some bread. 414 00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:33,582 Be good, come on, eat this. 415 00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:06,749 I've got it, the most pretty smile is the smile with love. 416 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,790 I have found my dream lover. 417 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:11,957 She is Chou-heung. 418 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:46,374 Miss, are you coming to worship God? 419 00:28:46,916 --> 00:28:50,790 It's good to worship God, so you will be blessed. 420 00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:52,540 Let me do it for you. 421 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,582 To worship God... 422 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:20,809 Pal, chase the ship of Madam Wah. 423 00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:21,833 Fine. 424 00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:24,540 Be carefully... 425 00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:32,101 You are wise to choose my ship. 426 00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:33,726 My ship is the most speedy one. 427 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:34,750 Really? 428 00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:37,267 Hey, your ship is sinking. 429 00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:39,726 Yes, it's speedy to sink. 430 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:41,642 What's wrong? I am in a hurry! 431 00:29:41,666 --> 00:29:43,684 I think you are chasing Chou-heung. 432 00:29:43,708 --> 00:29:44,392 How do you know that? 433 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,892 I have seen many of your kind. 434 00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:50,184 But, it's useless to court her outside Wah's house. 435 00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:51,601 What good idea will you suggest? 436 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:54,142 You should go inside Wah's house. 437 00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:55,476 Suggest some idea to me please. 438 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:57,184 But, it depends on your offer. 439 00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:58,184 Alright. 440 00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,874 Listen... 441 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:10,059 You can't move! Got me? 442 00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:12,892 Don't cheat me, you should pay me! 443 00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:14,559 How can I cheat a wise guy like you? 444 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:15,665 That's right. 445 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:22,476 Cheap man! A brand new cheap man for sale. 446 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:25,374 Come and have a look! 447 00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:28,726 I'm so poor! 448 00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:31,351 Are you selling yourself to bury your dad? 449 00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:33,351 But, it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning. 450 00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:34,642 I don't wish to give you bad feeling. 451 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,267 You look familiar, 452 00:30:36,291 --> 00:30:37,684 - where did I see you? - Really? 453 00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:39,767 It doesn't matter, let's make friends now. 454 00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:42,017 Why don't you be merciful, buy me please. 455 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:46,309 What a pity, we need a workman, why not... 456 00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:51,457 I am poor, I want to sell myself to bury my whole family! 457 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:57,309 Kidding?! 458 00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:03,392 Be merciful, my family died last night. 459 00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:08,749 I am sick, why not buy me? May be, I'll cut half price! 460 00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:12,976 He is poorer, why not buy him to be our workman? 461 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,457 So, buy him. 462 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,184 Lady, first come first serve, I come first. 463 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,601 It's not a problem of priority. 464 00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:21,851 He has to bury six and you have to bury one only. 465 00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:24,767 I do want to help you, but, it's difficult for me to buy two. 466 00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:26,309 But, I am poor too. 467 00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:28,684 Show me how poor you are. 468 00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:30,249 Well, I... 469 00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:33,101 See how dirty are my fingernails? 470 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:35,915 It's too pity, right? 471 00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:42,934 Wong Choi, don't die! Don't die. 472 00:31:42,958 --> 00:31:47,767 You have followed me for a long time, you're so good to me. 473 00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:51,267 But, I have never given you sufficient food. 474 00:31:51,291 --> 00:31:54,499 I am damn sorry. 475 00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:58,874 Watch out. 476 00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:06,517 Siu Keung, how are you? 477 00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:08,517 Don't die, Siu Keung, don't die. 478 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:11,351 We have suffered for such a long time, 479 00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:15,184 I take you as my relative. 480 00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:19,124 How can you leave me like this... 481 00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:22,892 Sister Chou-heung, they are poor, what'll we do? 482 00:32:22,916 --> 00:32:24,165 Let's wait and see. 483 00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:26,582 Damn! 484 00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:29,267 Brother, wait. 485 00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:32,142 Look at you, you look rich, why not go home and make up first? 486 00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:35,809 Look at me, I am thin, and see the abscess on my hands! 487 00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:37,184 I am poorer. 488 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:39,434 Pal, don't challenge me. 489 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,832 So what? 490 00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:41,892 Are you pushing me? 491 00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:43,415 I am poorer, so what? 492 00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:44,999 Damn! 493 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,082 Go to hell! 494 00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:51,267 See, my whole hand is cut off. 495 00:32:51,291 --> 00:32:52,142 Who is poorer now? 496 00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:53,601 Don't go too far! 497 00:32:53,625 --> 00:32:55,499 It's show-hand, so what? 498 00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:57,874 I'll play with you. 499 00:32:58,375 --> 00:32:59,499 OK, I will show-hand too. 500 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,434 Are you playing tricks with me? 501 00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:08,476 I don't want my life either, see how can you compete with me. 502 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:11,957 Who is poorer? 503 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,726 Bravo! You are really great. 504 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:19,184 Hey, he is dead, I can buy you now. 505 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,476 - Really? - Right. 506 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,309 5 taels more please. 507 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,351 How can you raise your price suddenly? 508 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,642 I want to bury him too. 509 00:33:23,666 --> 00:33:25,957 You are so kind, let's buy him. 510 00:33:26,375 --> 00:33:30,540 Shek-lau, we have to ask the permission of Madam first. 511 00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:31,684 Come again early tomorrow morning. 512 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:32,832 I am going to ask Madam now. 513 00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:36,082 Thank you, Miss Chou-heung. 514 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:41,684 Such a seducing smile! 515 00:33:41,708 --> 00:33:43,707 Mom, I have got it. 516 00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:48,934 Since you are so kind-hearted, I am now buying you to be workman. 517 00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:50,517 For 6 years, any problem? 518 00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:51,517 No problem. 519 00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:52,851 Sign the contract now. 520 00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:53,957 I am signing. 521 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,499 Mo Chong-yuen has arrived. 522 00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:06,208 Why don't you squat? 523 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,559 Kid, from today onwards, you are the workman of here. 524 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,790 9527 is your number, work now. 525 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:17,601 Life is difficult. 526 00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:19,976 But, you have to smile even you are scolded. 527 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,726 Life is difficult... 528 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:25,351 you have to smile even you are scolded. 529 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:28,165 Life is difficult... 530 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:33,726 1 001, 1 002, 1 003, 1 004... 531 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:36,665 How can you do like this? Once more. 532 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,290 1, 2... 533 00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:43,540 Hurry up. 534 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:48,934 Roast it carefully, reserve the best part for me. 535 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:49,999 It's time for dinner! 536 00:35:17,791 --> 00:35:19,671 "Junior-workers & Dogs Are Not Allowed To Enter" 537 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,726 Higher, make it higher, it's funny... 538 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,249 There is a chance. 539 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,267 It's cut! 540 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:36,851 What'll I do? 541 00:35:36,875 --> 00:35:38,517 What's happened? 542 00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:41,476 9527, get the kite down for us. 543 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,267 Hurry up. 544 00:35:42,291 --> 00:35:45,434 I'm a low ranking workman, it's inconvenient for me to get in. 545 00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:47,059 We don't treat you as low ranking workman. 546 00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:48,809 I just treat you as a dog! 547 00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:51,749 Go and get it, go! 548 00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:53,915 Up there. 549 00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:58,851 Miss Chou-heung, I didn't have a chance to thank you. 550 00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:00,684 But, it's destiny for us to meet again. 551 00:36:00,708 --> 00:36:02,434 Don't worry about the kite, I will get it for you. 552 00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:04,101 Cut the crap, go and get it back now. 553 00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:05,125 Yes, yes. 554 00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:11,767 9527, be careful! 555 00:36:11,791 --> 00:36:13,624 Thank you for your concern, Miss Chou-heung. 556 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:26,749 9527, what's up? Are you alright? 557 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:27,976 I am alright. 558 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,332 But, I broke my arm. 559 00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:32,207 You are too careless! 560 00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:38,249 I scare nothing if only I could get back the kite for you. 561 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,207 Just an arm, no big deal. 562 00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:45,142 I am sorry, I shouldn't have blamed you. 563 00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:48,915 Don't talk like this, we may have fault! 564 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,642 No way, no! 565 00:37:00,666 --> 00:37:01,434 Forget it. 566 00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:02,582 Don't go! 567 00:37:09,583 --> 00:37:14,249 Great! They are lovers at last! 568 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,415 Why is he laughing? 569 00:37:27,166 --> 00:37:28,809 Let's see what is he doing here! 570 00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:32,040 9527, what are you doing? Come down now. 571 00:37:32,541 --> 00:37:33,832 Coming! 572 00:37:38,541 --> 00:37:39,999 Watch out! 573 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:42,957 Chou-heung, I am coming. 574 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,624 I've got the message that you have drawn her picture secretly, right? 575 00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:54,665 I have drawn many pictures, which one do you mean? 576 00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,874 Look what he has drawn. 577 00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:06,476 How dare you! You draw my pretty woman... 578 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,457 How can you make me so ugly in your picture! 579 00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:12,017 I am sorry, please give it back to me. 580 00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:14,665 You are not gifted in painting, you'd better quit! 581 00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:19,499 I can't help letting you learn from my work! 582 00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:21,874 This is called painting, see! 583 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:28,142 You are very great in painting! 584 00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:29,749 I admire you so much! 585 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,540 Let's have a look! 586 00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:37,142 You know what is painting now? 587 00:38:37,166 --> 00:38:39,267 You are not only lazy, you dare complete with me for courting girls! 588 00:38:39,291 --> 00:38:40,226 Beat him! 589 00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:41,415 Yes sir. 590 00:38:42,416 --> 00:38:43,832 Stop fighting! 591 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,851 Stop, or I will inform Madam! 592 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:46,999 Stop! 593 00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:51,809 I am giving face to Miss Chou-heung, let's go. 594 00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,040 Go! 595 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:56,809 Are you dying? 596 00:38:56,833 --> 00:39:00,309 Not yet, I won't die... 597 00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:02,790 until I give you back the kite, Miss Chou-heung... 598 00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:06,499 Let's go. 599 00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:11,832 Not that easy! You broke our kite, let's beat him to death! 600 00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:21,934 Luckily I tried my best to protect my face, 601 00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:24,684 thus my handsome look hasn't been damaged. 602 00:39:24,708 --> 00:39:27,059 I must tell her how deep I love her. 603 00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:30,957 She will be touched! 604 00:39:33,791 --> 00:39:34,601 Who dares to beat me? 605 00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:37,267 It's me, the most pretty woman, Shek-lau. 606 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,976 It's you? Why did you hit me? 607 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,040 Go to hell! 608 00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:43,226 Why? 609 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,934 Why? Because you deserve it. 610 00:39:45,958 --> 00:39:50,101 Now, everybody knows you have drawn my picture secretly, 611 00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:52,559 how can I face other people? I'd better die. 612 00:39:52,583 --> 00:39:53,184 That's good. 613 00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:54,559 Of course you agree with this suggestion, 614 00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:57,726 for you want to die with me, like Romeo and Juliet. 615 00:39:57,750 --> 00:40:00,559 Damn you, I don't fall for you at all. 616 00:40:00,583 --> 00:40:01,684 Miss Shek-lau, I think you have misunderstood something. 617 00:40:01,708 --> 00:40:04,476 In fact, I respect you so much, I treat you as my mom. 618 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,642 Mom?! 619 00:40:05,666 --> 00:40:07,101 How dare you fall for your mom?! 620 00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:11,392 My God, it's too bad! 621 00:40:11,416 --> 00:40:13,184 But it's too exciting. 622 00:40:13,208 --> 00:40:16,267 Come on, I have never experienced it, I am a little bit nervous. 623 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:17,957 Come on, hurry up. 624 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:20,040 Are you crazy? 625 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:21,851 Don't talk, but do it now. 626 00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:25,624 Don't save your energy because I am so pretty and civilized. 627 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,040 It's not lucky to meet such a hag! 628 00:40:30,541 --> 00:40:31,582 Good! 629 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,226 Boss! 630 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:39,892 Boss, we've heard that the 4 maids of Madam Wah are all pretty. 631 00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:42,559 Especially Chou-heung, she is so pretty! 632 00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:44,142 Chou-heung will go to our boss of course. 633 00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:44,934 Sure. 634 00:40:44,958 --> 00:40:46,999 Boss, how about this one? Should we kill him? 635 00:40:48,166 --> 00:40:50,559 No, they are of our kind too. 636 00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:51,915 - Just make them faint. - Alright! 637 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:56,226 I think you are the famous "Four Perverted Heroes". 638 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:59,540 Yes, we are the famous "Four Perverted Heroes" 639 00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:06,351 Be frank, I am nicked name "Twinkle twinkle little star... 640 00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:09,392 how I wonder what you are! The Little Wolf", Chow Pak Tung. 641 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:10,624 I haven't heard of your name! 642 00:41:11,541 --> 00:41:14,351 This little wolf is so generous to screw this ugly woman, 643 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:16,976 how can he reject the name "Little Wolf"? 644 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:17,934 She is no big deal. 645 00:41:17,958 --> 00:41:19,142 I have tried some girls who were worse than her. 646 00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:21,226 I respect you so much, may I call you "Senior"! 647 00:41:21,250 --> 00:41:25,017 You are flattering me! I've heard that you want to screw Chou-heung? 648 00:41:25,041 --> 00:41:25,809 That's right. 649 00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,142 If you don't mind, let me bring you to her room! 650 00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:29,624 Do you want to screw her after me? 651 00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:30,934 You first of course. 652 00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:31,999 Thank you. 653 00:41:32,041 --> 00:41:34,415 Clean you shoes, don't leave any marks. 654 00:41:50,916 --> 00:41:53,892 Where is the Little Wolf? 655 00:41:53,916 --> 00:41:54,934 Go get him to lead our way. 656 00:41:54,958 --> 00:41:55,958 Yes sir. 657 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:01,499 I have got it. 658 00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:07,874 9527, why are you here? 659 00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:10,832 What a big trouble! Some rapists have come for you. 660 00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:15,434 I am scared, what'll we do now? 661 00:42:15,458 --> 00:42:16,892 I have misled their way. 662 00:42:16,916 --> 00:42:19,017 This house is so big, they could hardly get here, why not... 663 00:42:19,041 --> 00:42:20,476 What's wrong with your nose? It's bleeding. 664 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,934 It's hurt by the perverted thieves. 665 00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:23,559 It's peanut, no big deal. 666 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,642 In order to save you, I scare nothing. 667 00:42:25,666 --> 00:42:28,059 You'd better hide up first, come with me. 668 00:42:28,083 --> 00:42:29,832 Be safe, let me take a look first. 669 00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:35,707 Never mind, I am fine. 670 00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:38,999 Stop, you are the perverted thief! 671 00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:42,392 Be frank, you can term me as a thief, but not a perverted thief. 672 00:42:42,416 --> 00:42:44,142 You may call me a thief for love. 673 00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:45,766 I won't care what kind of thief are you, 674 00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:47,957 stop playing tricks in front of me. 675 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:49,684 For that will make me hate you more. 676 00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:51,726 When you find that you are framing me, 677 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:53,517 you will feel sorrow and regret. 678 00:42:53,541 --> 00:42:54,934 But, you'd better follow me to hide up first. 679 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:55,958 Get lost. 680 00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:58,249 If there is thief, 681 00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:01,059 Why don't you inform Madam, but sneak into here? 682 00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:04,499 Don't think that you can take advantage from innocent girls. 683 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:09,707 I tell you, it doesn't matter to be poor, but a man should be cultured. 684 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:12,790 Although you are educated, you are rubbish anyway. 685 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:15,351 Great! I am a man, 686 00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:18,095 I should have beaten you to death after hearing such insulting words. 687 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:19,809 But I won't do that, maybe you are right. 688 00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:20,851 Maybe I am rubbish. 689 00:43:20,875 --> 00:43:22,207 Maybe more than rubbish. 690 00:43:22,583 --> 00:43:24,207 I have to call you bastard. 691 00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:28,249 Good! I think you hate me so much. 692 00:43:28,750 --> 00:43:32,165 But, why did you give me 3 affectionate smiles? 693 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:35,892 Didn't I? 694 00:43:35,916 --> 00:43:37,356 See, you smile affectionately again. 695 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:39,165 Even though I smiled to you, 696 00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:41,465 It means teasing only, cause you are an idiot. 697 00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:51,332 I see, it's a misunderstanding at all. 698 00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:54,392 I am sorry, I am too stupid to misunderstand your smile. 699 00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:56,874 But, you are really in danger, you'd be careful. 700 00:43:59,458 --> 00:44:01,832 Why are there so many nonsense rubbish in this world! 701 00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:06,790 I wonder, is Tong Pak-Fu the only ideal man in this world? 702 00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:10,642 Only a romantic man can write such romantic poem! 703 00:44:10,666 --> 00:44:12,934 "The temple is located inside the peach blossom garden." 704 00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:15,457 "There is a fairy of peach blossom." 705 00:44:15,583 --> 00:44:18,207 "The fairy of peach blossom planted the peach blossom trees." 706 00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:21,207 "She traded the flowers for sweet wine." 707 00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:26,874 "The people thought I was insane." 708 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:29,499 "But they don't really understand me." 709 00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:32,476 "Can't you see the graves of the heroes?" 710 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:35,415 "No flowers, no wine, but who cares?" 711 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:45,309 I love this poem! 712 00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:46,707 Why are you standing there? 713 00:44:47,333 --> 00:44:49,040 You recited the poem of Tong Pak-Fu, 714 00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:50,823 In fact, it's a kind of insult. 715 00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:53,142 You are not qualified to recite his poem, get lost now. 716 00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:54,540 Watch out, it's dangerous. 717 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,540 Chou-heung, I understand you at last. 718 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:02,726 How dare you! You have gone too far. 719 00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:04,874 If you don't go out, I won't give you face. 720 00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:07,313 Don't push me to use the last stance. 721 00:45:08,416 --> 00:45:10,059 Chou-heung, you are too impulsive. 722 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,601 I shouldn't blame you, you are still young. 723 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:12,874 But I really love... 724 00:45:13,375 --> 00:45:15,082 "Cross Killing Rod"! 725 00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:18,351 I couldn't help telling you the truth... 726 00:45:18,375 --> 00:45:23,624 Listen, I am Tong Pak-Fu! 727 00:45:25,916 --> 00:45:27,207 Tong Pak-Fu? 728 00:45:27,916 --> 00:45:29,017 So? 729 00:45:29,041 --> 00:45:30,351 If you were Tong Pak-Fu, I was the Goddess! 730 00:45:30,375 --> 00:45:31,499 Go to hell! 731 00:45:35,375 --> 00:45:37,101 It's so destructive! 732 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:40,892 Little Wolf, you are really perverted! 733 00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:42,165 Wake up, Senior! 734 00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:43,559 Senior? 735 00:45:43,583 --> 00:45:47,749 Thief! Come out to catch the thieves! 736 00:45:48,916 --> 00:45:50,642 - Come out to catch the thieves. - Take her away. 737 00:45:50,666 --> 00:45:57,517 Let me go! 738 00:45:57,541 --> 00:45:58,749 Go! 739 00:45:59,041 --> 00:46:00,017 Help, 740 00:46:00,041 --> 00:46:01,434 - Go! - Hands off! 741 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:02,934 Don't move, surrender now! 742 00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:03,999 You think I'm idiot? 743 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:38,375 Come on. 744 00:46:56,583 --> 00:46:59,249 Mo Chong Yuen, how can these thieves get in? 745 00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:00,601 Madam. 746 00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:01,999 - Speak up. - Well... 747 00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:07,082 Madam, I have seen 9527 staying with these people. 748 00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:11,332 We can't imagine a thief is living in our house. 749 00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:13,684 Take them to the police department. 750 00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:14,476 Go! 751 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:15,726 I am framed, Madam. 752 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,332 Madam, I have picked up a book from the ground. 753 00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:21,790 Shit. 754 00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:24,790 Whose poetry is it? 755 00:47:25,416 --> 00:47:29,726 I've repeated many times, we can't keep Tong Pak-Fu's stuff here. 756 00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:32,124 Whose book is it? Confess now. 757 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:34,124 Chou-heung, do you know whose book is it? 758 00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:35,517 Madam, I... 759 00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:36,517 Tell me now. 760 00:47:36,541 --> 00:47:38,684 Madam, I know. 761 00:47:38,708 --> 00:47:39,749 Speak up. 762 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:42,017 It's mine. 763 00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:44,809 If you want to punish, punish me please. 764 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:46,059 Mo Chong Yuen. 765 00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:47,249 Yes, Madam. 766 00:47:47,875 --> 00:47:49,082 Whom should I punish? 767 00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:52,517 Madam, please punish me. 768 00:47:52,541 --> 00:47:54,707 Fine. 769 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:57,156 Take him out and chop him into pieces. Then feed our dogs. 770 00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:58,267 Go... 771 00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:02,582 Don't! In fact, I wanted to mislead the thieves to save Chou-heung. 772 00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:03,851 Madam... 773 00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:05,809 I won't care what's the relationship between you & the thieves. 774 00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:08,540 But, you deserve to be killed for keeping the poetry to Tong Yan. 775 00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:11,434 Madam, please listen to my explanation. 776 00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:12,707 What explanation? 777 00:48:18,875 --> 00:48:23,267 Madam, my hometown is Suzhou. 778 00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:27,434 I was wealthy. 779 00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:30,934 But, Tong Pak-Fu was such a bastard that, 780 00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:33,267 he hooked with the government, 781 00:48:33,291 --> 00:48:35,559 and took away my wealth. 782 00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:37,476 My Grand-dad argued with Tong, 783 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:39,517 but he was beaten to death. 784 00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:43,142 My Grand mom scolded him, but was dragged to Tong's house, 785 00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:45,392 how poor was she, she was raped over 1 00 times. 786 00:48:45,416 --> 00:48:47,601 She hanged to death at last. 787 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:51,309 Tong kicked my father and me out of our home. 788 00:48:51,333 --> 00:48:54,601 In order to feed my dad, I became a beggar. 789 00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:56,934 But Tong Pak-Fu was too cruel. 790 00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:59,309 He sent someone to attack us. 791 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:01,267 My father and I were beaten terribly. 792 00:49:01,291 --> 00:49:03,559 I am stronger than my dad, 793 00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:05,184 my father thus was beaten to death. 794 00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:06,267 I could never forget this! 795 00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:09,226 In order to bury my father, I have to sell myself. 796 00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:11,309 To save money, and to study at the same time. 797 00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:13,767 I hope to get a degree and gain power in the government, 798 00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:15,476 so that I could take revenge, 799 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,900 that's why I take his poetry with me, to remember him always! 800 00:49:57,375 --> 00:50:01,040 It's too exciting! I couldn't help praising him. 801 00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:03,767 No way, I can't show this out. 802 00:50:03,791 --> 00:50:07,374 But, such feeling is amazing. 803 00:50:07,416 --> 00:50:09,309 Such a touching story! 804 00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:12,267 He sang his story in the form of rap talk! 805 00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:15,517 It's really interesting but touching! 806 00:50:15,541 --> 00:50:19,434 I am all amazed. 807 00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:22,309 And, about his creativity, 808 00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:26,976 it's rich and powerful! How creative he is! 809 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,351 Yes, I am creative! 810 00:50:29,375 --> 00:50:31,642 I am now full of power! 811 00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:34,434 Thank you, 9527. 812 00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:36,017 Let me perform 813 00:50:36,041 --> 00:50:37,601 Learn from me! 814 00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:40,267 "Damn, damn, damn, it needs shitting after eating." 815 00:50:40,291 --> 00:50:42,267 "Cleaning after shitting." 816 00:50:42,291 --> 00:50:45,999 "That's life circle!" 817 00:50:55,958 --> 00:50:59,851 Oh, Tong Pak-Fu is your enemy! 818 00:50:59,875 --> 00:51:00,957 Yes, Madam. 819 00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:04,351 Madam, look at this man, 820 00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:06,309 I don't think he is useless, 821 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:09,665 he seems to have been educated. 822 00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:12,832 Now, there is a vacancy in the study room. 823 00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:23,915 Why don't you ask him to serve young masters in schooling time? 824 00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:28,332 Since Chou-heung ask for mercy, I won't kill you. 825 00:51:29,541 --> 00:51:33,142 From now on, I will name you... 826 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:33,767 Wah-shington! 827 00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:37,351 I don't think I match this name. 828 00:51:37,375 --> 00:51:39,559 Well, I'll call you Wah On. 829 00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:40,749 Thank you. 830 00:51:42,125 --> 00:51:44,790 I want Chou-heung to get the ink for me. 831 00:51:44,958 --> 00:51:46,767 Do you want to fight with me for Chou-heung? 832 00:51:46,791 --> 00:51:47,892 I am elder than you, she is mine. 833 00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:49,476 That's nonsense. 834 00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:50,226 Do you want to compete with me? 835 00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:51,250 Go ahead! 836 00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:52,851 Damn you! 837 00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:54,957 How dare you! Go to hell. 838 00:51:56,458 --> 00:51:58,415 How dare you! I want to teach you a lesson! 839 00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:02,082 For Chou-heung, I won't give it a damn! 840 00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:07,976 It's lucky to be the servant. 841 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,684 It's within my expectation. 842 00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:13,392 I come closer to Chou-heung. 843 00:52:13,416 --> 00:52:17,665 I am in good mood, very good mood! 844 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:19,749 Where are the young masters? 845 00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:26,434 Who are you? 846 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:28,851 I am the servant to serve the schooling of young masters. 847 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:31,892 Oh, you are the jerk who disturbed my sleep last night. 848 00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:35,934 Right. Oh, you look great! 849 00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:38,374 I am pleased to serve you. 850 00:52:38,541 --> 00:52:41,267 I love this, OK, I will treat you as human being from now on. 851 00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:42,457 Get me the tea. 852 00:52:42,666 --> 00:52:44,726 Sorry, I won't do three things in my life. 853 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:45,976 What? 854 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,226 I won't serve others tea. 855 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:48,559 I won't wash the clothes and clean the floor. 856 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:50,142 I won't tidy my bed. 857 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,476 You are talking about our living habits. 858 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:52,434 What do you know then? 859 00:52:52,458 --> 00:52:54,165 I know... 860 00:52:54,833 --> 00:52:57,892 playing all kinds of music! 861 00:52:57,916 --> 00:53:00,184 I know fortune telling too. 862 00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:04,017 I am keen in courting women too. 863 00:53:04,041 --> 00:53:05,101 Really? 864 00:53:05,125 --> 00:53:06,434 Show us something now. 865 00:53:06,458 --> 00:53:08,267 I don't think it's convenient to demonstrate right here. 866 00:53:08,291 --> 00:53:09,892 I think you are bluffing! 867 00:53:09,916 --> 00:53:11,559 If you are great in fortune telling, tell something about us. 868 00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:13,783 Shit, I don't think you are capable of telling anything. 869 00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:16,142 If I am correct, you must be... 870 00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:17,249 mentally retarded. 871 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:18,976 You are great to tell the truth! 872 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,684 I admire you so much! 873 00:53:20,708 --> 00:53:23,434 May I call you Brother? 874 00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:27,707 I don't mind, from now on, bring me tea and tidy my bed. 875 00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:34,976 Wah Man, Wah Mo, why do you kneel on the ground? 876 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,707 We are greeting him as our brother. 877 00:53:37,833 --> 00:53:41,559 How can you be their brother? 878 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:44,809 It's just a joke, please forgive me. 879 00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:47,624 No, Wah On, we will follow you. 880 00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:49,226 Youth. 881 00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:51,790 How dare you recruit my fellows to your party? Who are you? 882 00:53:52,083 --> 00:53:53,184 May I know your name? 883 00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:54,017 May I know your name first? 884 00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:55,226 No, may I know your name? 885 00:53:55,250 --> 00:53:56,059 No, may I know your name first? 886 00:53:56,083 --> 00:53:57,309 I have to know your name first. 887 00:53:57,333 --> 00:53:58,392 I will tell you my name after knowing your name. 888 00:53:58,416 --> 00:53:59,892 I won't tell you my name unless you tell me yours first. 889 00:53:59,916 --> 00:54:02,434 No way. I came from Sanshui. 890 00:54:02,458 --> 00:54:05,642 I am the teacher of Wah's family. 891 00:54:05,666 --> 00:54:07,184 Who are you? 892 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:10,351 I came from Suzhou, I am a little servant in Wah's family. 893 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:12,642 That's all about me. 894 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:14,582 How dare you! 895 00:54:18,041 --> 00:54:23,684 Do you know how powerful I am? 896 00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:26,184 I will kill if there is anything blocking my way! 897 00:54:26,208 --> 00:54:27,332 Man, Mo. 898 00:54:30,750 --> 00:54:32,540 Sir, what are you doing? 899 00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:40,226 What's wrong with him? 900 00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:42,851 Dad, you killed teacher accidentally. 901 00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:45,082 Congratulation, you killed him! 902 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:46,892 No. No! 903 00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:50,392 I saw teacher asking God to adhere him, he thought he was invincible. 904 00:54:50,416 --> 00:54:52,582 But, he failed. So he stabbed himself to death. 905 00:54:52,916 --> 00:54:54,142 Isn't it correct? 906 00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:56,392 Yes, it's fact. 907 00:54:56,416 --> 00:54:57,101 Right... Right... 908 00:54:57,125 --> 00:54:59,101 Men, take the corpse out. 909 00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:00,059 Yes. 910 00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:00,851 Who are you? 911 00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:02,226 He is Wah On, he accompanies us in studying. 912 00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:03,267 Yes, dad. 913 00:55:03,291 --> 00:55:05,892 Wah on, you helped me a lot. 914 00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:06,517 It's peanut! 915 00:55:06,541 --> 00:55:09,351 I want to promote you to be Senior Studying Companion. 916 00:55:09,375 --> 00:55:12,017 You're responsible to educate them, got it? 917 00:55:12,041 --> 00:55:13,415 Thank you, Your Excellency. 918 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:17,101 Wah On, go ahead. 919 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:18,934 Come on! 920 00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:19,601 Hurry up. 921 00:56:19,625 --> 00:56:21,934 Wah On, come on, just like that night you did. 922 00:56:21,958 --> 00:56:22,767 OK, listen to me. 923 00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:23,559 Fine. 924 00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:25,874 "Wah On has 2 eyes." 925 00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:30,374 "3 ladies... 926 00:56:33,333 --> 00:56:34,059 What is the matter? 927 00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:35,434 Wah On is telling dirty jokes. 928 00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:36,832 Yeah! 929 00:56:37,750 --> 00:56:39,101 - Miss Chou-heung. - Wah On, 930 00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:40,540 are you fooling others? 931 00:56:40,708 --> 00:56:42,767 Nothing, I am reciting poems. 932 00:56:42,791 --> 00:56:44,707 What kind of poem? The poem of Tong Pak-Fu? 933 00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,851 Of course not, Tong Pak-Fu is my enemy. 934 00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:50,915 You can't cheat me! 935 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:54,499 But, you are great in making such interesting story in limited time. 936 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:58,684 Miss Chou-heung, you are really wise. 937 00:56:58,708 --> 00:57:02,874 But why did you impersonate Tong Pak-Fu on that night? 938 00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,290 Guess. 939 00:57:08,208 --> 00:57:11,059 I know, you must know Tong Pak-Fu. 940 00:57:11,083 --> 00:57:12,059 Of course. 941 00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:13,684 Can you introduce him to me? 942 00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:14,915 I am Tong Pak-Fu. 943 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:18,665 Stop kidding, I mean it. 944 00:57:19,041 --> 00:57:22,684 Everybody knows Tong Pak-Fu, he is born to be wild! 945 00:57:22,708 --> 00:57:24,499 But, he doesn't know me. 946 00:57:24,791 --> 00:57:26,311 I think you misunderstand Tong Pak-Fu. 947 00:57:26,666 --> 00:57:29,142 Wild is his outlook, 948 00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:32,142 but from his poems, 949 00:57:32,166 --> 00:57:36,624 I can tell he is a man of passion, a righteous man. 950 00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:41,915 What are you doing? 951 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:43,915 I am touched to cry. 952 00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:46,999 You are a great observer! 953 00:57:47,041 --> 00:57:51,207 If Tong has had a friend like you, he wouldn't have any regrets. 954 00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:53,165 You are lying. 955 00:57:54,416 --> 00:57:55,624 Miss Chou-heung. 956 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:59,290 What do you think about me? 957 00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:00,999 I think you... 958 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:02,582 are a fool. 959 00:58:03,791 --> 00:58:05,415 Miss Chou-heung. 960 00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:13,332 Are you willing to study poems and songs... 961 00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:16,082 with this fool at midnight in front of the willow? 962 00:58:27,666 --> 00:58:28,726 Fine. 963 00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:29,726 Thank you. 964 00:58:29,750 --> 00:58:31,017 Don't mention it. 965 00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:32,749 Damn! 966 00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:35,999 Chou-heung, Tong Pak-Fu is caught by our security Mo Chong Yuen. 967 00:58:39,416 --> 00:58:40,101 Help! 968 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:41,059 Shut up. 969 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,124 Why? 970 00:58:42,333 --> 00:58:45,226 I met this guy in the market, he claimed himself to be Tong Pak-Fu. 971 00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:47,309 He was selling Tong Pak-Fu's paintings. 972 00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:48,957 So, I caught him here for you, Madam. 973 00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:54,851 It's the painting of Tong Pak-Fu. 974 00:58:54,875 --> 00:58:56,767 I am framed, I am not Tong Pak-Fu. 975 00:58:56,791 --> 00:58:59,332 If you were not Tong, why did you have so many paintings of him? 976 00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:03,559 I stole them while Tong Pak-Fu wasn't at home. 977 00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:05,434 You said you were not Tong Pak-Fu. 978 00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:06,267 Who are you then? 979 00:59:06,291 --> 00:59:09,142 I am Chuck Chi Shan, I swear! 980 00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:10,434 Don't you confess? 981 00:59:10,458 --> 00:59:12,707 Tung Heung. 982 00:59:12,791 --> 00:59:14,309 Fine, Tung-heung, ask Wah On to come here. 983 00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:17,642 I want him to identify his enemy Tong Pak-Fu. 984 00:59:17,666 --> 00:59:18,767 Yes, Madam. 985 00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:20,124 Wah On?! 986 00:59:25,541 --> 00:59:26,582 Madam. 987 00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:27,767 What's the matter? 988 00:59:27,791 --> 00:59:30,726 I talked so much yesterday, my muscle was hurt. 989 00:59:30,750 --> 00:59:33,517 Go and identify this guy, tell me isn't he Tong Pak-Fu. 990 00:59:33,541 --> 00:59:34,541 Yes. 991 00:59:39,166 --> 00:59:40,351 Oh, it's you. 992 00:59:40,375 --> 00:59:42,184 How can you recognize me? 993 00:59:42,208 --> 00:59:44,392 I know you of course, you are Tong... 994 00:59:44,416 --> 00:59:48,207 Right, I am the one whom Tong wanted to kill! 995 00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:50,434 If you don't want to be killed, you'd better shut up. 996 00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:53,642 Madam, since Tong Pak-Fu always masked when he did bad things, 997 00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:56,165 So, I am not very sure. 998 00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:58,309 Well, don't miss any chance. 999 00:59:58,333 --> 00:59:59,142 Kill him. 1000 00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:00,166 Hold it, 1001 01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:03,934 he should be Tong Pak-Fu's somebody. 1002 01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:06,438 So, why not let him alive, maybe, we can get Tong by using him. 1003 01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:09,267 Well, I can let him alive, but with severe punishment. 1004 01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:11,915 Shek-lau, lock him up in the store room. 1005 01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:14,851 Torture him as you like. 1006 01:00:14,875 --> 01:00:16,642 Thank you, Madam. 1007 01:00:16,666 --> 01:00:17,726 What do you want? 1008 01:00:17,750 --> 01:00:18,874 Bring him in. 1009 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:21,082 Don't touch me, I am still a virgin. 1010 01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:28,028 I am damn lucky to enjoy so much. 1011 01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:39,309 Mr. Tong, do you want to kill me so as to keep your secret? 1012 01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:41,726 Shut up, you'd better run for your life. 1013 01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:43,101 No, I don't want to leave, 1014 01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:47,351 for I have good food here, 1015 01:00:47,375 --> 01:00:48,434 and I have screwed a wonderful woman. 1016 01:00:48,458 --> 01:00:49,726 Are you kidding? 1017 01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:51,892 I mean it, for I owe the loan sharks much money. 1018 01:00:51,916 --> 01:00:53,309 This is the best place for me to hide up. 1019 01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:54,309 You... 1020 01:00:54,333 --> 01:00:55,457 Someone is coming. 1021 01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:05,499 Are you alright? 1022 01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:08,226 What's the matter? Miss Chou-heung. 1023 01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:10,624 Are you Tong Pak-fu? 1024 01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:12,957 Why do you ask me this question? 1025 01:01:13,666 --> 01:01:17,517 Be frank, I admire Tong Pak-Fu so much. 1026 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:19,351 I want to see him. 1027 01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:21,055 Please tell me are you Tong Pak-Fu or not. 1028 01:01:26,041 --> 01:01:28,832 Right, I am Tong Pak-Fu. 1029 01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:31,540 What kind of noise is it? 1030 01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:33,290 It's the noise of the beast. 1031 01:01:34,250 --> 01:01:35,415 Shut up. 1032 01:01:38,166 --> 01:01:45,624 Chou-heung, it's destiny for us to meet, we may have a long talk. 1033 01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:51,332 May I ask you a question? 1034 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:56,749 Sure, but to show you are sincere enough, 1035 01:01:57,333 --> 01:01:59,207 you have to answer me a question first. 1036 01:02:01,541 --> 01:02:04,249 Close your eyes first. 1037 01:02:06,125 --> 01:02:08,082 Relax. 1038 01:02:10,083 --> 01:02:14,624 Put your head on my left shoulder. 1039 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:19,582 Don't be nervous, don't you trust me? 1040 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:28,332 Relax, let your face touch mine, slowly... 1041 01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:32,040 Right, good girl. 1042 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:33,142 I could stand no more. 1043 01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:34,976 Kid, I am coming. 1044 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,000 Somebody is coming. 1045 01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:51,226 Miss, who are you? 1046 01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:54,624 Don't you remember me? You've just screwed me! 1047 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,767 I am civilized, what are you talking about? 1048 01:02:57,791 --> 01:03:01,392 Damn, you tried very hard just then. 1049 01:03:01,416 --> 01:03:03,267 But, there was no third party... 1050 01:03:03,291 --> 01:03:06,767 What? I won't care, I want to play a game with you now. 1051 01:03:06,791 --> 01:03:08,957 The beauty and the beast! 1052 01:03:10,375 --> 01:03:11,999 I know Tong Pak-Fu now. 1053 01:03:13,041 --> 01:03:14,707 Wah On is even better than him. 1054 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,582 Thank you, Miss Chou-heung. 1055 01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:18,624 Why are you here? 1056 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,790 I come to watch something. How about you? 1057 01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:23,332 Me too. 1058 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,540 Let's watch together. 1059 01:03:27,041 --> 01:03:27,726 This is great. 1060 01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:29,290 Really? Look! 1061 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,874 Don't you think I am nothing? 1062 01:03:38,541 --> 01:03:41,226 Once more. 1063 01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:44,790 Give way, give way... 1064 01:04:06,291 --> 01:04:08,999 Your Excellency, King Ning is coming with a troop. 1065 01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:13,915 Honey, Ning always goes against you. 1066 01:04:14,208 --> 01:04:16,648 In the government meeting, you are the political enemy of him. 1067 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:20,517 He brings a troop here, 1068 01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:22,101 I am afraid he is having some tricks. 1069 01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:23,934 We should be careful! 1070 01:04:23,958 --> 01:04:25,999 Here comes King Ning. 1071 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,415 How are you? 1072 01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:38,726 Thank you for visiting us. 1073 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:43,684 I have heard that you love Chinese painting very much. 1074 01:04:43,708 --> 01:04:48,267 I tried very hard to find some paintings of Tong Pak-Fu for you. 1075 01:04:48,291 --> 01:04:49,291 Your Majesty. 1076 01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:50,309 Cut the crap. 1077 01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:52,267 Bring me the paintings. 1078 01:04:52,291 --> 01:04:53,291 Yes. 1079 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,642 It's really sanctuary! Nice pictures. 1080 01:04:57,666 --> 01:05:00,749 Really? It's so great! 1081 01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:02,749 I have re-mounted it. 1082 01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:07,707 Look at the King of the birds, it seems to be alive. 1083 01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:10,665 It's really the King of the birds. 1084 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:15,874 How can I accept such precious gift. 1085 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,351 If you don't accept it, you are not giving me face. 1086 01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:18,642 Don't you want me to lose my temper? 1087 01:05:18,666 --> 01:05:20,499 Don't get angry. 1088 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:25,309 I do want to have a look of the painting too. 1089 01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:29,832 Since you love paintings too, let's have a look. 1090 01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:37,017 Chou-heung, come and have a look. 1091 01:05:37,041 --> 01:05:38,124 Yes, Madam. 1092 01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:43,374 This is the "Peacock", painted by Tong Yan. 1093 01:05:43,583 --> 01:05:45,517 But peacock is an ordinary bird at all. 1094 01:05:45,541 --> 01:05:49,415 Even you re-mount it, it doesn't help. 1095 01:05:49,708 --> 01:05:54,476 For an ordinary bird won't become phoenix at all. 1096 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:57,309 Your Majesty, please forgive her. 1097 01:05:57,333 --> 01:06:00,707 She is so green in studying painting, please forgive her ignorance. 1098 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:03,851 Your Majesty, since they are experts in studying Tong's paintings, 1099 01:06:03,875 --> 01:06:07,165 I think they have kept some better paintings of Tong Yan here. 1100 01:06:08,416 --> 01:06:09,892 You are right. 1101 01:06:09,916 --> 01:06:12,392 Madam, why not show me the paintings of Tong Yan? 1102 01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:15,207 Be frank, we don't have any Tong's paintings. 1103 01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:18,184 Damn, you are fooling Our Majesty. 1104 01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:18,767 Your Excellency. 1105 01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:24,124 Your Majesty, but Tong Pak-Fu is now living in our guest room. 1106 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:27,142 Chou-heung, please lead Tong Pak-Fu here. 1107 01:06:27,166 --> 01:06:28,290 Yes, Madam. 1108 01:06:34,541 --> 01:06:36,207 Madam, here comes Tong Pak-Fu. 1109 01:06:36,541 --> 01:06:41,999 Tong Pak-Fu, I want you to draw a picture of phoenix for His Majesty. 1110 01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:47,101 I want to know how nice is your phoenix! 1111 01:06:47,125 --> 01:06:49,517 If you can't draw a nice phoenix, you may be killed! 1112 01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:51,582 Tong Pak-Fu, draw it now. 1113 01:07:02,083 --> 01:07:03,665 It's done. 1114 01:07:08,291 --> 01:07:10,290 Look, this is the Holy Phoenix. 1115 01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:14,832 Kidding! It's a chick instead. 1116 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,290 Something is missing. 1117 01:07:17,541 --> 01:07:19,540 A circle right here. 1118 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:23,059 See, it is holy then? 1119 01:07:23,083 --> 01:07:25,415 Damn, how dare you fool me! 1120 01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:33,684 Thank you, Your Majesty, I always suspect that he isn't Tong at all. 1121 01:07:33,708 --> 01:07:36,684 Now, we've found out the truth from his painting. 1122 01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:38,124 - Drag him out. - Yes. 1123 01:07:41,750 --> 01:07:43,684 I have heard that you are great in writing poems, 1124 01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:46,892 my consultant wants to learn something from you. 1125 01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:49,476 No, the others will tease Our Excellency of bullying your staff. 1126 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,309 Right. 1127 01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:52,184 We won't count ranking in literature studying. 1128 01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:57,790 Just for fun, if you don't accept this challenge, I'll lose my temper. 1129 01:07:58,583 --> 01:07:59,517 Start the distich race. 1130 01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:03,226 "A for apple B for boy, C for cat and D for dog" 1131 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:06,809 "E for egg and G for girl" 1132 01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:08,351 Come on, answer this, aren't you giving me face? 1133 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:10,559 Or, I will lose my temper! Don't make me angry. 1134 01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:11,832 Please let me try. 1135 01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:16,767 "Doe a deer, Ray, a drop of golden sun" 1136 01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:19,957 "Me a name I call myself, Far a long long way to run" 1137 01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:23,207 Great distich! 1138 01:08:23,916 --> 01:08:26,017 Wah On, you come in time! 1139 01:08:26,041 --> 01:08:27,374 It's alright. Don't worry. 1140 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:32,309 I am the consultant of His Majesty, 1141 01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:35,999 I am called "The Number One distich writer" Tu Chuen Chang. 1142 01:08:38,125 --> 01:08:43,434 I have studied for 2 years, I am a servant here, called Wah On. 1143 01:08:43,458 --> 01:08:46,332 Let me play with you. 1144 01:09:17,208 --> 01:09:20,874 Sorry, we can't control ourselves. 1145 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:25,457 By the way, let's start now. 1146 01:09:27,583 --> 01:09:32,517 "In the picture, the dragons and tigers won't roar" 1147 01:09:32,541 --> 01:09:37,267 "In the chess, the horses and the generals can't fight". 1148 01:09:37,291 --> 01:09:39,707 Bravo... 1149 01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:43,874 "An A, a bee, a C and a D" 1150 01:09:45,708 --> 01:09:49,665 "An E, an F, a G and an H". 1151 01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,226 Wah On! You are a good distich writer! 1152 01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:53,059 Excellent! 1153 01:09:53,083 --> 01:09:55,017 Raise another distich. 1154 01:09:55,041 --> 01:09:57,642 "See a jerk standing over there" 1155 01:09:57,666 --> 01:10:01,707 "Here (hear) a bastard sitting before me" 1156 01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:04,415 Excellent! 1157 01:10:05,583 --> 01:10:08,392 "I am hero in the battle field" 1158 01:10:08,416 --> 01:10:11,582 "You are chicken in bed instead" 1159 01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:16,165 I can't lose face in front of a small potato! 1160 01:10:16,333 --> 01:10:18,726 "Let's plant the trees together" 1161 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:21,017 "For the grave of your father" 1162 01:10:21,041 --> 01:10:22,976 "My grandmom has prepared the supper" 1163 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,457 "My God-father has screwed your grandma" 1164 01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:28,124 Bravo! 1165 01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:32,142 Writing distich is for fun only. 1166 01:10:32,166 --> 01:10:34,684 But, why are you hurt in playing this game? 1167 01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:37,457 I wonder how powerful the words are! 1168 01:10:39,458 --> 01:10:42,809 Wah On, go back to clean your floor. 1169 01:10:42,833 --> 01:10:43,874 Yes, Your Excellency. 1170 01:10:43,958 --> 01:10:47,976 Your Majesty, forgive my little servant. 1171 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,726 He stopped you from losing your temper. 1172 01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:55,392 Fine, Evil Scholar. 1173 01:10:55,416 --> 01:10:58,184 Bring the painting which is granted by the emperor to show Mr. Wah. 1174 01:10:58,208 --> 01:10:58,726 Yes. 1175 01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:00,290 Let's watch it together. 1176 01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:02,624 Please catch the painting. 1177 01:11:03,291 --> 01:11:04,291 Watch out. 1178 01:11:06,291 --> 01:11:08,957 It's not convenient to look right here, let's go over there. 1179 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:30,910 Such precious painting, you'd better keep it carefully. 1180 01:11:31,666 --> 01:11:34,582 We've plenty of time! 1181 01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:51,934 Is Madam in danger? 1182 01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:53,267 Let's go to take a look. 1183 01:11:53,291 --> 01:11:54,374 OK, let's go. 1184 01:11:55,125 --> 01:11:56,499 Madam, how are you? 1185 01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:00,642 What's the matter? 1186 01:12:00,666 --> 01:12:01,601 I won't tell you. 1187 01:12:01,625 --> 01:12:02,625 Miss Chou-heung. 1188 01:12:04,875 --> 01:12:06,976 I was punched 3 times. 1189 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,207 How ugly! 1190 01:12:08,416 --> 01:12:10,832 I was beaten 8 times. 1191 01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:14,059 Someone is uglier than me at last! 1192 01:12:14,083 --> 01:12:15,624 Miss Chou-heung, what's happened? 1193 01:12:17,666 --> 01:12:19,457 I was hurt over 30 times. 1194 01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:24,457 Ghost! 1195 01:12:28,333 --> 01:12:29,851 She's Chou-heung! 1196 01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:31,767 Yes, she was seriously beaten. 1197 01:12:31,791 --> 01:12:34,726 Isn't she hurt by the most horrible... 1198 01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:38,309 Yes, she is hurt by the "Faceless Kick". 1199 01:12:38,333 --> 01:12:41,540 Damn! She was kicked by me, I shouldn't have been scared by her. 1200 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:42,958 Miss Chou-heung. 1201 01:13:00,791 --> 01:13:01,601 What have I done just then? 1202 01:13:01,625 --> 01:13:04,684 You were hurt by the most horrible "Faceless Kick", you're in danger. 1203 01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:06,892 Luckily, I have saved you with... 1204 01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:10,624 "Beauty Fist", to make you return to normal look, you are fine now. 1205 01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:11,874 Thank you. 1206 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:13,559 -Wah On, -Don't mention it. 1207 01:13:13,583 --> 01:13:14,642 There is something missed. 1208 01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:16,351 See, my maxilla(maxillo?). 1209 01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:17,499 Use more force. 1210 01:13:24,291 --> 01:13:26,332 Chou-heung, you look more beautiful! 1211 01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:33,874 Madam! 1212 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,184 Mr. Wah, I am so kind to show you the painting. 1213 01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:07,392 But why did you tear it? 1214 01:14:07,416 --> 01:14:09,892 Please don't get angry, I don't mean it. 1215 01:14:09,916 --> 01:14:12,142 Cut the crap, you ruin the royal treasure. 1216 01:14:12,166 --> 01:14:15,957 I will report to His Majesty, I think, he will execute your whole family! 1217 01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:17,374 Wait! 1218 01:14:17,875 --> 01:14:20,559 About the painting "Spring & Autumn" you've just presented, 1219 01:14:20,583 --> 01:14:22,851 I don't think it's the real one! 1220 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:25,101 How dare you fool me? 1221 01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:28,184 It's given by the emperor, how can it be fake? 1222 01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:29,601 Men, I am going to lose my temper. 1223 01:14:29,625 --> 01:14:32,767 Hold it, in fact, the real "Spring and Autumn" is kept here. 1224 01:14:32,791 --> 01:14:35,207 It's always kept in our house. 1225 01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:36,892 If you don't believe, let me show you. 1226 01:14:36,916 --> 01:14:38,082 Chou-heung, follow me. 1227 01:14:40,333 --> 01:14:41,333 Your Majesty. 1228 01:14:41,666 --> 01:14:43,726 Fine, I want to know what you are going to show me. 1229 01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:46,749 You'll be in deep shit later. 1230 01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:49,767 Wah On, what are you doing? 1231 01:14:49,791 --> 01:14:52,309 How can we have the "Spring and Autumn" drawn by Tong Pak-Fu? 1232 01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:53,684 What'll we do now? 1233 01:14:53,708 --> 01:14:55,226 Chou-heung, please bring me the ink. 1234 01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:57,851 No way, we have no choice, but get me the ink. 1235 01:14:57,875 --> 01:14:58,517 What? 1236 01:14:58,541 --> 01:15:00,832 Get me some ink. 1237 01:15:02,083 --> 01:15:03,540 I have to draw it by my memory. 1238 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,207 But, it's hard to imitate the painting of Tong Pak-Fu! 1239 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:11,476 I hope King Ning would be cheated. 1240 01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:16,374 Impossible! How can Ning be cheated by my drawing? 1241 01:15:16,666 --> 01:15:19,559 Wah On, you have made a big trouble. 1242 01:15:19,583 --> 01:15:23,290 You will be killed, and it will drag our family to death! 1243 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,124 I think you'd better leave. 1244 01:15:26,666 --> 01:15:28,499 No body is outside, go now. 1245 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:39,642 Isn't it painted by you? 1246 01:15:39,666 --> 01:15:41,976 Yes, I earned my living by imitating the drawing of Tong Yan. 1247 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,642 I have imitated this "Spring and Autumn" over 1 00 times. 1248 01:15:44,666 --> 01:15:45,874 Hope it can save us. 1249 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,226 This is for living, so I have to carry it. 1250 01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:49,809 How can you draw so fast? 1251 01:15:49,833 --> 01:15:51,124 It's slow indeed. 1252 01:15:56,625 --> 01:15:59,101 This is the painting by Tong Pak-Fu. 1253 01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:02,184 How can you claim this be true, what proof do you have? 1254 01:16:02,208 --> 01:16:05,457 Why not ask an expert to check it? 1255 01:16:06,166 --> 01:16:07,457 Tu Chuen Chang. 1256 01:16:10,916 --> 01:16:14,082 Are you still alive? If yes, come to check this picture. 1257 01:16:15,041 --> 01:16:16,934 Isn't it OK? 1258 01:16:16,958 --> 01:16:17,958 Take a risk. 1259 01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:22,915 This is really drawn by Tong Yan. 1260 01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:26,726 Kidding? Impossible. 1261 01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:28,267 Look carefully! 1262 01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:32,332 It's true, but, it's rather wet. 1263 01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:36,934 Since the weather is misty, so it's wet. 1264 01:16:36,958 --> 01:16:38,517 Yes, it's misty. 1265 01:16:38,541 --> 01:16:39,707 You may die now. 1266 01:16:40,125 --> 01:16:41,726 Your Majesty, you are too careless. 1267 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,476 How can you be cheated! 1268 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:46,767 If the emperor knows it is stolen because of your carelessness, you may be punished, 1269 01:16:46,791 --> 01:16:51,082 but we are friends, take this as my regard. 1270 01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:55,874 Keep it safely! Or it may be stolen. 1271 01:16:56,416 --> 01:16:59,165 Your Majesty, we'd better leave, he is difficult to handle. 1272 01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:02,040 Fine, let's go. 1273 01:17:03,458 --> 01:17:04,767 Hold it. 1274 01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:07,309 You said you wanted to lose your temper. 1275 01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:08,874 Forget? 1276 01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:10,707 Good. I show you. 1277 01:17:17,291 --> 01:17:18,707 Are you scared? 1278 01:17:23,583 --> 01:17:25,684 Why didn't you kill them? 1279 01:17:25,708 --> 01:17:28,017 The little servant is not simple. 1280 01:17:28,041 --> 01:17:29,165 I was almost trapped. 1281 01:17:29,458 --> 01:17:30,601 What? 1282 01:17:30,625 --> 01:17:34,309 Your Kung-fu is most powerful in the world, isn't it? 1283 01:17:34,333 --> 01:17:37,582 Why are you scared by a little servant? 1284 01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:40,351 Your Majesty, since my sword is powerful, 1285 01:17:40,375 --> 01:17:41,892 I am afraid it would hurt you. 1286 01:17:41,916 --> 01:17:44,790 You lost my face. 1287 01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:47,059 Your Majesty, I swear, 1288 01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:50,017 3 days later, after I have recovered, I will take a revenge for you. 1289 01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:51,457 To kill Mr. Wah. 1290 01:17:52,416 --> 01:17:54,415 And his wife, Madam Wah. 1291 01:17:55,291 --> 01:17:56,540 And the servant. 1292 01:17:57,083 --> 01:17:58,332 And Chou-heung. 1293 01:17:58,666 --> 01:17:59,934 Anyway, 1294 01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:02,017 Kill Wah's family. 1295 01:18:02,041 --> 01:18:03,457 Yes, Sir! 1296 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:05,726 Brother, don't you feel comfortable? 1297 01:18:05,750 --> 01:18:06,434 Quite good. 1298 01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:10,851 Brother, you have a stance called "Beauty Fist", 1299 01:18:10,875 --> 01:18:13,101 Can you beat us with this Kung-fu to make us handsome? 1300 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:14,309 Yes, please beat us. 1301 01:18:14,333 --> 01:18:17,040 But you are too handsome! 1302 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,976 But I don't mind being more handsome. 1303 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:19,767 Right. 1304 01:18:19,791 --> 01:18:22,082 Give me some tea please. 1305 01:18:22,458 --> 01:18:23,934 Kidding? How can you talk like this? 1306 01:18:23,958 --> 01:18:25,726 It's our duty to serve you! 1307 01:18:25,750 --> 01:18:27,332 How can you mention the word "Please"? 1308 01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:29,767 Don't you take us as your fellows? 1309 01:18:29,791 --> 01:18:33,226 The word "Please" will disappoint us. 1310 01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:36,101 And it will drive us crazy, if so, I may shit on your body... 1311 01:18:36,125 --> 01:18:39,226 I wonder, the word "Please" could make you shit on my body. 1312 01:18:39,250 --> 01:18:40,434 Stop laughing. 1313 01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:42,165 I'm serious. 1314 01:18:42,291 --> 01:18:45,267 I understand, you jerks, bring me some tea. 1315 01:18:45,291 --> 01:18:47,601 I love that, Brother! 1316 01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:49,040 Thank you brother. 1317 01:18:52,958 --> 01:18:54,309 Mom. 1318 01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:55,267 Where are you going to? 1319 01:18:55,291 --> 01:18:56,142 To get some tea. 1320 01:18:56,166 --> 01:18:59,082 Get out, I have something to talk to Wah On. 1321 01:18:59,416 --> 01:19:00,416 Yes. 1322 01:19:00,958 --> 01:19:01,684 Please be seated. 1323 01:19:01,708 --> 01:19:02,749 After you, Madam. 1324 01:19:03,583 --> 01:19:05,559 Wah On, you achieved a lot for us. 1325 01:19:05,583 --> 01:19:09,415 Here is a cup of ginseng tea, drink it, it's nutritious. 1326 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:10,476 Wah On. 1327 01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:11,934 Thank you, Miss Chou-heung. 1328 01:19:11,958 --> 01:19:13,758 You're welcome, drink it while it's still hot. 1329 01:19:15,291 --> 01:19:18,767 You are educated, I think you'd be recruited by the government. 1330 01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:21,392 But why did you serve in our house? 1331 01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:25,309 Madam, I don't care about any vacancy in the government. 1332 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:28,017 Anyway, Madam and Miss Chou-heung treat me so nice that, 1333 01:19:28,041 --> 01:19:30,915 I wish I could stay in Wah's house forever. 1334 01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:34,434 What a wonderful scholar... 1335 01:19:34,458 --> 01:19:36,582 Tong Pak-Fu! 1336 01:19:41,916 --> 01:19:43,267 Are you talking to me? 1337 01:19:43,291 --> 01:19:46,851 Stop pretending, from your Kung-fu and poems, 1338 01:19:46,875 --> 01:19:48,434 I have guessed something. 1339 01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:51,642 Although I hate your family so much, you saved me yesterday, 1340 01:19:51,666 --> 01:19:55,017 I am so cultured that, I won't harm you. 1341 01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:56,809 Just confess! 1342 01:19:56,833 --> 01:19:59,809 I am not, but even if I say yes, 1343 01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:01,892 I can't help if you really want to harm me. 1344 01:20:01,916 --> 01:20:02,934 Do you understand what I am talking about? 1345 01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:06,309 Yes, I do, but you have to confess one day. 1346 01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:07,374 Make it tomorrow. 1347 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:09,267 You are so cocky! 1348 01:20:09,291 --> 01:20:10,291 So what? 1349 01:20:10,833 --> 01:20:14,976 Fine, I want to marry Chou-heung to you if only you confess... 1350 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,624 - Madam. - Are you kidding? 1351 01:20:16,791 --> 01:20:18,559 You should keep your promise. 1352 01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:22,934 Right, I am the wise and handsome hero... 1353 01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:24,415 Tong Pak-Fu. 1354 01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:31,017 Madam. 1355 01:20:31,041 --> 01:20:32,041 You are nosy. 1356 01:20:32,750 --> 01:20:33,476 Madam, you... 1357 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:37,707 I didn't keep my promise, so what? I want you to die now. 1358 01:20:39,958 --> 01:20:43,374 Hey, please keep calm, no weapons please. 1359 01:20:43,833 --> 01:20:45,290 Are you begging me? 1360 01:20:47,041 --> 01:20:50,476 Tong Tin Ho, you heartless guy, I couldn't kill you, 1361 01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:53,582 But I want to kill your son so as to avenge my broken heart. 1362 01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:56,017 Don't blame me of being frank. 1363 01:20:56,041 --> 01:20:59,684 How can you kill me with such snacks? 1364 01:20:59,708 --> 01:21:01,957 Are you kidding? 1365 01:21:03,250 --> 01:21:05,684 I tell you, the ginseng tea you have drunk... 1366 01:21:05,708 --> 01:21:13,082 is poisoned, which is called the "Greatest Drug in the World". 1367 01:21:16,375 --> 01:21:19,726 What? How can you claim this the greatest drug in the world? 1368 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:23,415 How about my "Tong's Killing Pill"? 1369 01:21:24,625 --> 01:21:28,517 Bull shit, "Greatest Drug in the World" is made by 7 poisoned insects. 1370 01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:31,767 Plus Hok Tin Hung, under 49 days processing. 1371 01:21:31,791 --> 01:21:34,665 It's tasteless and colorless, no one can stay alive after taking this. 1372 01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:39,184 My "Tong's Killing Power" is made by honey, chuan bei and rampion. 1373 01:21:39,208 --> 01:21:41,601 Plus the Lotus from Tin Shan. 1374 01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:44,226 No freezing, no preservative ingredient is added. 1375 01:21:44,250 --> 01:21:45,874 It's a powerful poison. 1376 01:21:46,833 --> 01:21:48,290 And it tastes good too. 1377 01:21:49,125 --> 01:21:53,726 You will lose your Kung-fu after taking my drugs. 1378 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:57,934 And your blood will go in opposite direction until death. 1379 01:21:57,958 --> 01:22:01,309 At last, you will explode to death. 1380 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:04,892 Right, after eating my "Tong's Killing Pill", 1381 01:22:04,916 --> 01:22:08,767 you can't move even one step, and you can't smile. 1382 01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:12,142 Or, your whole body will explode. 1383 01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:14,226 It's so convenient... 1384 01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:16,101 to kill a person. 1385 01:22:16,125 --> 01:22:18,267 And it's easy to carry too. 1386 01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:20,874 Where is it sold? 1387 01:22:21,166 --> 01:22:24,540 You are lucky, I have got one here. 1388 01:22:26,041 --> 01:22:27,642 I don't think it's powerful. 1389 01:22:27,666 --> 01:22:29,915 No, my pill is most powerful! 1390 01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:32,101 Kidding, you are bluffing! 1391 01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:33,642 Don't you trust me? Do you dare to take one? 1392 01:22:33,666 --> 01:22:34,767 Don't you think I dare not take it? 1393 01:22:34,791 --> 01:22:36,309 I don't think you dare to take it. 1394 01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:37,226 OK, I will take it. 1395 01:22:37,250 --> 01:22:38,184 Go ahead. 1396 01:22:38,208 --> 01:22:38,892 Alright. 1397 01:22:38,916 --> 01:22:39,684 Eat this. 1398 01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:41,601 How dare you challenge me? 1399 01:22:41,625 --> 01:22:42,517 Go ahead if you have guts. 1400 01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:45,790 I have guts of course, watch me. 1401 01:22:49,375 --> 01:22:52,040 Don't you think I am idiot? Eat this? 1402 01:22:53,291 --> 01:22:54,415 Eat this. 1403 01:22:56,291 --> 01:22:57,059 You are not stupid. 1404 01:22:57,083 --> 01:22:58,374 But you are very stupid. 1405 01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:03,059 Now, we are all poisoned, why not exchange the antidotes? 1406 01:23:03,083 --> 01:23:05,142 Damn you, are you threatening me? 1407 01:23:05,166 --> 01:23:07,915 Madam, it's not worth to take risk, your life is precious. 1408 01:23:08,208 --> 01:23:10,559 Men, lock him up in the store room, let him die there. 1409 01:23:10,583 --> 01:23:11,583 Yes. 1410 01:23:12,041 --> 01:23:13,082 You... 1411 01:23:14,083 --> 01:23:16,476 Madam, please be merciful. 1412 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:17,582 Cut the crap. 1413 01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:21,434 Damn, I don't think his poison could kill me. 1414 01:23:21,458 --> 01:23:23,338 Worse to worse, I won't smile and I won't walk. 1415 01:23:39,125 --> 01:23:39,809 Chong-heung. 1416 01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:40,833 Shut up. 1417 01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:46,851 I have stolen many antidotes from Madam's exercise room. 1418 01:23:46,875 --> 01:23:49,392 See which kind can save you. 1419 01:23:49,416 --> 01:23:51,957 I appreciate so much for you to take risk for Wah On. 1420 01:23:52,625 --> 01:23:54,249 No Wah On again? 1421 01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:59,999 In fact, when you draw the picture of Tong, I've known your identity. 1422 01:24:00,541 --> 01:24:04,582 I can't imagine you would confess your identity! 1423 01:24:05,250 --> 01:24:07,892 Chou-heung, for what I have done, it's for... 1424 01:24:07,916 --> 01:24:11,642 I want to ask you a question, please answer me. 1425 01:24:11,666 --> 01:24:12,666 What is it? 1426 01:24:13,208 --> 01:24:15,332 Is Tong Pak-Fu your nickname? 1427 01:24:16,791 --> 01:24:18,499 No, why do you ask this question? 1428 01:24:19,958 --> 01:24:25,957 Pak Fu, Pak Fool, it's really funny! 1429 01:24:30,541 --> 01:24:31,726 If you don't want to answer me, just forget it. 1430 01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:32,790 Thank you. 1431 01:24:33,041 --> 01:24:34,540 What color do you like? 1432 01:24:35,958 --> 01:24:38,267 Many, say yellow. 1433 01:24:38,291 --> 01:24:40,517 Yellow? This color? 1434 01:24:40,541 --> 01:24:41,541 Yes. 1435 01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:44,707 That's why you always tail after me. 1436 01:24:44,958 --> 01:24:48,207 Other than drawing, what hobbies do you have? 1437 01:24:49,291 --> 01:24:53,517 Nothing special, just listen to music or flute playing. 1438 01:24:53,541 --> 01:24:57,124 You know playing flute! That's great! 1439 01:24:57,916 --> 01:24:59,415 - Let me teach you some time. - Fine. 1440 01:24:59,750 --> 01:25:03,290 You are the leading scholar of the "Four Scholars". 1441 01:25:04,916 --> 01:25:06,601 Have you felt any pressure? 1442 01:25:06,625 --> 01:25:11,267 Good question, about pressure, it's great, 1443 01:25:11,291 --> 01:25:14,517 So I always have a trip to lessen my pressure. 1444 01:25:14,541 --> 01:25:15,749 I understand. 1445 01:25:16,125 --> 01:25:18,601 Did you invent the "Tong's Killing Pill"? 1446 01:25:18,625 --> 01:25:20,892 Kidding! That's what I fooled Madam Wah. 1447 01:25:20,916 --> 01:25:22,415 You are cunning! 1448 01:25:22,875 --> 01:25:24,976 Have you found the antidote? 1449 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,415 Not here. 1450 01:25:26,916 --> 01:25:28,476 So unlucky! 1451 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:31,082 I want to ask you one question, do you scare ghost? 1452 01:25:32,291 --> 01:25:36,124 Tong Pak-Fu is disgusting to make me jump for few days. 1453 01:25:36,750 --> 01:25:41,434 Madam, since you are not poisoned, why not set Tong free? 1454 01:25:41,458 --> 01:25:44,707 Chou-heung, if you were not the maid I like most, 1455 01:25:44,958 --> 01:25:47,790 I would have kicked you out of my home. 1456 01:25:48,083 --> 01:25:50,184 Don't mention Tong Pak-Fu again. 1457 01:25:50,208 --> 01:25:50,892 Madam. 1458 01:25:50,916 --> 01:25:52,082 Get out of here. 1459 01:25:54,166 --> 01:25:56,207 I have followed you for years, 1460 01:25:57,125 --> 01:25:59,017 you treat me so good. 1461 01:25:59,041 --> 01:26:01,249 I can't repay that in my life. 1462 01:26:02,250 --> 01:26:03,874 I'd be blamed... 1463 01:26:04,750 --> 01:26:07,499 for I beg you to let Tong go! 1464 01:26:08,416 --> 01:26:12,207 I wish to be punished on behalf of Tong! 1465 01:26:15,583 --> 01:26:18,665 How dare you! 1466 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,309 Chou-heung 1467 01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:23,642 If Madam doesn't promise me, I won't get up. 1468 01:26:23,666 --> 01:26:24,767 Madam! 1469 01:26:24,791 --> 01:26:28,392 I won't change my mind. 1470 01:26:28,416 --> 01:26:29,601 Madam! 1471 01:26:29,625 --> 01:26:31,684 What are you doing? 1472 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:35,267 We are like sisters. 1473 01:26:35,291 --> 01:26:38,142 Please let Tong go, for the sake of Chou-heung. 1474 01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:39,809 - Tung-heung. - Please, we beg you. 1475 01:26:39,833 --> 01:26:41,142 What do you mean? 1476 01:26:41,166 --> 01:26:42,142 Men, drag them out. 1477 01:26:42,166 --> 01:26:43,517 Madam. 1478 01:26:43,541 --> 01:26:45,582 Mo Chong Yuen, where have you gone? 1479 01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:03,351 How dare you mess up here! 1480 01:27:03,375 --> 01:27:05,851 Wah dares to offend Our Majesty, 1481 01:27:05,875 --> 01:27:06,957 you were lucky last time, 1482 01:27:07,375 --> 01:27:09,434 but I won't let you go now, I want to kill your whole family. 1483 01:27:09,458 --> 01:27:11,207 You are not qualified to mess up here. 1484 01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:25,017 Tung-heung, inform Mr. Wah now. 1485 01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:26,041 Yes. 1486 01:27:29,875 --> 01:27:30,875 Go. 1487 01:27:32,708 --> 01:27:33,708 What's the matter? 1488 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,000 Follow me. 1489 01:27:37,291 --> 01:27:38,601 What'd happened? 1490 01:27:38,625 --> 01:27:40,017 The Evil Scholar comes to kill. 1491 01:27:40,041 --> 01:27:40,934 Evil Scholar? 1492 01:27:40,958 --> 01:27:42,517 You'd better go, it's dangerous out there. 1493 01:27:42,541 --> 01:27:43,142 How about you? 1494 01:27:43,166 --> 01:27:44,624 Forget about me, go! 1495 01:27:46,875 --> 01:27:47,915 Chou-heung. 1496 01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:51,684 Madam is my benefactor, I'll stay with her no matter what happen. 1497 01:27:51,708 --> 01:27:53,017 Open the door first. 1498 01:27:53,041 --> 01:27:54,374 - Wah On. - What? 1499 01:27:55,041 --> 01:27:56,059 I love you. 1500 01:27:56,083 --> 01:27:59,124 What did you say? Chou-heung. 1501 01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:02,874 Go and help! 1502 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:05,957 Where are you going? 1503 01:28:07,583 --> 01:28:09,642 Chou-heung, ask Wah On to help us. 1504 01:28:09,666 --> 01:28:11,665 Only Wah On could help. 1505 01:28:11,916 --> 01:28:13,624 Wah On has left. 1506 01:28:14,125 --> 01:28:15,874 He is not righteous enough. 1507 01:28:17,583 --> 01:28:19,517 Dad, mom has left, let's run for our lives. 1508 01:28:19,541 --> 01:28:20,582 OK. 1509 01:28:22,041 --> 01:28:30,041 Madam. 1510 01:28:32,541 --> 01:28:33,790 - Madam. - What's wrong with you? 1511 01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:53,290 Madam. 1512 01:29:15,375 --> 01:29:16,017 Wah On? 1513 01:29:16,041 --> 01:29:17,726 He is Tong Pak-Fu. 1514 01:29:17,750 --> 01:29:19,809 Be careful! You are poisoned. 1515 01:29:19,833 --> 01:29:22,559 Don't worry, I have got the antidote from your exercise room. 1516 01:29:22,583 --> 01:29:25,874 And I took little time to take a bath and get changed. 1517 01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:29,540 "Evil Scholar", you trapped my dad in the duel. 1518 01:29:29,833 --> 01:29:31,915 I wonder, can you defeat me too? 1519 01:29:33,291 --> 01:29:35,290 Oh, you are the son left by that poor fellow. 1520 01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:37,559 That's why you look familiar! 1521 01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:39,559 I have to avenge my dad now. 1522 01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:42,790 Tong's Spear should be the number one on the weapon list. 1523 01:30:54,541 --> 01:30:56,082 Watch mine. 1524 01:30:59,708 --> 01:31:03,851 Your dad is stupid, so are you! Why did you stab with no head? 1525 01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:07,040 But it's powerful too! 1526 01:31:11,625 --> 01:31:13,767 I have made it powerful although no head is found. 1527 01:31:13,791 --> 01:31:15,791 Pal, don't you think it's worth to be killed by me? 1528 01:31:19,083 --> 01:31:23,374 From now on, our Tong's Spear is the champion on the weapon list. 1529 01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:25,309 Wah On, are you alright? 1530 01:31:25,333 --> 01:31:26,707 I am fine, how about you? 1531 01:31:26,833 --> 01:31:30,665 Great, I am so glad you came in time. 1532 01:31:31,291 --> 01:31:34,559 Tong Pak-Fu, I have to thank you for saving our family. 1533 01:31:34,583 --> 01:31:36,517 How can I reward you? 1534 01:31:36,541 --> 01:31:39,267 You are welcome, I have only one request. 1535 01:31:39,291 --> 01:31:42,351 I know it, you love Chou-heung, right? 1536 01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:43,934 I will marry her to you. 1537 01:31:43,958 --> 01:31:45,332 Bravo! 1538 01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:55,934 Why are there so many brides? 1539 01:31:55,958 --> 01:32:00,351 Tong, although I promise to marry Chou-heung to you, but, 1540 01:32:00,375 --> 01:32:01,809 on one condition. 1541 01:32:01,833 --> 01:32:05,999 Choose Chou-heung among the brides. 1542 01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:07,500 Wah Man. 1543 01:32:09,041 --> 01:32:12,832 You should find her out before the incense is burnt. 1544 01:32:13,750 --> 01:32:15,267 On the following conditions. 1545 01:32:15,291 --> 01:32:19,374 1st, stand behind the yellow line. 1546 01:32:19,916 --> 01:32:25,374 2nd, the brides can't produce any noise. 1547 01:32:25,583 --> 01:32:30,351 3rd, don't use anything to touch the brides. 1548 01:32:30,375 --> 01:32:31,749 That's all. 1549 01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:35,749 If you can't find Chou-heung in limited time, then you'll lose. 1550 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:38,892 Then, Chou-heung will marry my sons. 1551 01:32:38,916 --> 01:32:40,809 Brother, we are on the waiting list. 1552 01:32:40,833 --> 01:32:42,332 Don't blame us. 1553 01:32:44,291 --> 01:32:47,457 Madam, please don't fool me. 1554 01:32:47,750 --> 01:32:50,767 Mr. Tong, why do you say so? 1555 01:32:50,791 --> 01:32:54,582 In such conditions, how can I choose Chou-heung? 1556 01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:59,040 Be frank, I love Chou-heung whole-heartedly. 1557 01:32:59,375 --> 01:33:01,767 Why do you fool me? 1558 01:33:01,791 --> 01:33:06,017 Tong Pak-Fu, you said you were poor. 1559 01:33:06,041 --> 01:33:08,415 You were willing to sell yourself to be our servants. 1560 01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:11,165 And there is a contract too. 1561 01:33:11,416 --> 01:33:13,790 But, in fact, you come here for courting Chou-heung. 1562 01:33:15,375 --> 01:33:18,017 It's you who fooled us first. 1563 01:33:18,041 --> 01:33:21,999 No! Read the 1st line of the contract, horizontally please. 1564 01:33:24,208 --> 01:33:25,434 "I come for Chou-heung". 1565 01:33:25,458 --> 01:33:27,559 Yes, I come for Chou-heung. 1566 01:33:27,583 --> 01:33:28,851 I told you why I was here. 1567 01:33:28,875 --> 01:33:30,707 But you are not wise enough to know my mind. 1568 01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:32,892 Don't be that cocky. 1569 01:33:32,916 --> 01:33:34,142 I have to fool you, so what? 1570 01:33:34,166 --> 01:33:35,976 Do you want to fool me? Why don't you study 2 more years? 1571 01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:38,476 I have to bring Chou-heung away, so what? No one can stop me. 1572 01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:40,934 Go ahead and try, here is Wah's house, how dare you! 1573 01:33:40,958 --> 01:33:42,351 I will ask His Excellency to sue you in front of the emperor. 1574 01:33:42,375 --> 01:33:44,332 You will be sentenced to death, for sure! 1575 01:33:44,458 --> 01:33:46,309 Damn you bitch, how dare you! You shameless guy. 1576 01:33:46,333 --> 01:33:47,832 How dare you scold me? 1577 01:33:47,875 --> 01:33:48,875 Go to hell! 1578 01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:51,207 Take it back. 1579 01:33:51,916 --> 01:33:53,499 I won't forgive you. 1580 01:33:54,583 --> 01:33:55,309 Come on. 1581 01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:56,415 You bitch! Don't pull me. 1582 01:33:58,250 --> 01:33:59,999 Stop, or I will kick you to death. 1583 01:34:01,333 --> 01:34:02,957 Stop! Stop! 1584 01:34:03,708 --> 01:34:07,559 Tong Pak-Fu, Chou-heung is our maid. 1585 01:34:07,583 --> 01:34:11,892 If you want to marry her, you should follow our regulations. 1586 01:34:11,916 --> 01:34:13,934 The incense is going to be finished. 1587 01:34:13,958 --> 01:34:16,624 Think something. 1588 01:34:17,583 --> 01:34:20,684 Fine, I will try my best. 1589 01:34:20,708 --> 01:34:22,374 I have to find Chou-heung out. 1590 01:34:24,708 --> 01:34:26,499 "Wonder world." 1591 01:34:46,541 --> 01:34:47,707 "Great waves." 1592 01:34:56,291 --> 01:34:57,332 Damn! 1593 01:35:01,250 --> 01:35:04,749 1st stance! "Wonder Palm". 1594 01:35:11,458 --> 01:35:12,499 Not this one. 1595 01:35:12,958 --> 01:35:13,958 Once again! 1596 01:35:15,208 --> 01:35:16,499 "Substitution." 1597 01:35:26,750 --> 01:35:27,874 In double! 1598 01:35:31,416 --> 01:35:32,416 Damn! 1599 01:35:39,541 --> 01:35:41,309 Tong Pak-Fu, are you dying? 1600 01:35:41,333 --> 01:35:43,059 "Wonder Palm"?! 1601 01:35:43,083 --> 01:35:44,457 Not exactly. 1602 01:35:49,958 --> 01:35:52,207 It's you who pushed me to use my last stance! 1603 01:36:02,750 --> 01:36:03,790 Turtle... 1604 01:36:05,375 --> 01:36:06,415 Ball... 1605 01:36:06,458 --> 01:36:07,874 It's strong. 1606 01:36:08,541 --> 01:36:09,267 Air! 1607 01:36:09,291 --> 01:36:11,517 He is so powerful! 1608 01:36:11,541 --> 01:36:13,374 Isn't he Superman? 1609 01:36:13,750 --> 01:36:14,832 Stance... 1610 01:36:30,208 --> 01:36:31,290 What's the matter? 1611 01:36:33,458 --> 01:36:38,642 See, I have something to solve your stance! 1612 01:36:38,666 --> 01:36:40,476 Damn you, how dare you trick me? 1613 01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:43,082 I love it, so what? 1614 01:36:44,250 --> 01:36:45,976 Damn you, go to hell! 1615 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,851 No... 1616 01:36:47,875 --> 01:36:50,832 The incense is going to be finished, Chou-heung will marry my sons. 1617 01:36:54,708 --> 01:36:57,249 Isn't my destiny to be alone? 1618 01:36:57,875 --> 01:37:00,915 My God. 1619 01:37:04,541 --> 01:37:07,124 "The people thought I was insane." 1620 01:37:08,166 --> 01:37:10,540 "But they don't really understand me." 1621 01:37:10,958 --> 01:37:13,249 "Can't you see the graves of the heroes?" 1622 01:37:13,791 --> 01:37:16,874 "No flowers, no wine, but who cares?" 1623 01:37:21,958 --> 01:37:23,040 I know it. 1624 01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:38,582 Time's up. 1625 01:37:38,625 --> 01:37:39,874 On time. 1626 01:37:40,916 --> 01:37:41,916 Chou-heung. 1627 01:37:52,958 --> 01:37:56,582 My God, why did you tremble when I was reciting my poem? 1628 01:37:56,833 --> 01:38:00,332 I didn't! But I wanted to go pissing only. 1629 01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:03,999 Do you have a knife? 1630 01:38:04,291 --> 01:38:05,226 What for? 1631 01:38:05,250 --> 01:38:06,351 I want to suicide. 1632 01:38:06,375 --> 01:38:10,040 No, you have to marry me first. 1633 01:38:13,125 --> 01:38:16,540 I prefer dying. 1634 01:38:19,458 --> 01:38:23,392 Pal, how dare you court my girl? 1635 01:38:23,416 --> 01:38:24,874 Your girl is over there! 1636 01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:35,540 Chou-heung. 1637 01:38:35,750 --> 01:38:37,790 Go for the wedding now. 1638 01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:49,642 Tidy up first, that's great. 1639 01:38:49,666 --> 01:38:53,707 Kneel down, the wedding starts. 1640 01:38:55,708 --> 01:38:59,851 Chou-heung, after so many tests. 1641 01:38:59,875 --> 01:39:01,832 I think Tong loves you whole-heartedly. 1642 01:39:02,166 --> 01:39:04,415 Now, I let him marry you. 1643 01:39:04,708 --> 01:39:05,874 Thank you, Madam. 1644 01:39:07,625 --> 01:39:11,665 Are you satisfied? What else do you want to talk? 1645 01:39:12,250 --> 01:39:16,226 What an interesting life! 1646 01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:17,476 I want to go pissing! 1647 01:39:17,500 --> 01:39:20,790 You are anxious to go sleeping, right? 1648 01:39:22,750 --> 01:39:26,101 Tong Pak-Fu, don't let us down, 1649 01:39:26,125 --> 01:39:28,499 treat Chou-heung well. 1650 01:39:28,791 --> 01:39:31,142 Madam, I am sorry, I have misunderstood you. 1651 01:39:31,166 --> 01:39:33,309 You are always our brother. 1652 01:39:33,333 --> 01:39:34,976 Happy birthday to you. 1653 01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:36,624 Happy birthday to you too! 1654 01:39:37,708 --> 01:39:38,790 Thank you. 1655 01:39:51,833 --> 01:39:57,332 Chou-heung, after so many difficulties, 1656 01:39:58,250 --> 01:40:00,540 we are getting married at last. 1657 01:40:03,791 --> 01:40:05,934 Congratulations. You're really great! 1658 01:40:05,958 --> 01:40:11,332 Your wife is so pretty, why don't you kiss your bride now? 1659 01:40:11,791 --> 01:40:13,684 Come on. 1660 01:40:13,708 --> 01:40:14,851 Hold it! 1661 01:40:14,875 --> 01:40:16,374 Let's play guessing game with me now. 1662 01:40:16,833 --> 01:40:17,934 Don't you know it? 1663 01:40:17,958 --> 01:40:22,040 How about mahjong, Tin Kau, Black-jack... 111295