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Hey…

Don't do that. Stay up here.

Then why did we come here?

We could have done this at the theater too.

- What did you say? - Ginni, love, don't you trust me?

Give me a minute. Move here. One minute

Jain! Jain, what did I tell you this morning?

You said you had been feeling gassy for three days. And you keep farting

Chutiye, what did I… what did I tell you this afternoon?

This afternoon, you said that, you're madly in love with Ginni.

You can't live without her."

Huh… What if Juliet had told Romeo

"my Romeo, don't do that, stay up here" then?

Hmm.

This is what is wrong with the world now. No one wants to do anything all the way.

- No one values true love- - Hey! My mamaji has just

become the commissioner.

And, If you try to lie, I'll complain him that…

Listen to me. Go tell your uncle that a real lover isn't scared of anyone.

I can go down and go up as well.

Swear on Jain?

I swear on Jain, my Ginni.

Maan Arora. Age 26.

He learned nothing in school and refused to graduate from college.

His admission happened through sport's quota.

And whatever the sport's quota gives you,

You just take it.

I swear on Jain.

Oh yeah!

What happened.

Just a second.

Hey, Jain!

- Yeah yeah, Ginni, he really loves you. - Fucker. Take your phone.

Gaurav Jain.

His childhood was spent getting beaten up by his father

Papa!

I broke the toy.

Hmm!

So now he can't even speak in front of him.

Hmm.

Here you go, samdhiji, some sweets.

They look good.

Once she is done with college, our daughter will be yours for good.

- This is for you. - I Couldn't agree more.

I want her to finish her graduation and come soon.

Yes, sure.

Tara,

I'm not okay with taking this dowry.

Our parents are handling it. I don't have a problem with it.

But if you do, you can have a word with your Babuji.

I'm fine.

I can't talk to babuji-

Looks good.

- Listen to me chutiye. - Hmm?

They have given us 25 lakhs now. And They'll give us 25 more after the wedding.

So, if you even think of fucking up this wedding, then I'll go back 26 years

- in time and wear a damn condom. - Hmm.

- Am I clear? You got it? - Hmm.

Yes, Babuji I'm about to reach.

Oh, no no beta, why would you come all the way here at this time.

How about I come to you?

No, Dad Arora was getting some…

Oh ho, so you're giving it to Arora today?

No, What I meant…

Arora is getting something from the market.

Beta if you really love driving your friends around,

you better get your own car first, okay?

- Okay. - Hang up! I'm having a drink.

Look at this. She messed up the roof of the car.

That girl is stretchable. What's the big deal?

Arore, it's "flexible" okay?

Yeah yeah whatever. It's not my fault, bro.

No bro. Why would it be your fault? Everything is my fault.

Being friends with a selfish guy like you. That's my first mistake.

Letting you use my car, that's my second mistake.

I keep letting you use it, that's my third mistake.

You say ten minutes, but take 50, and I still fucking wait.

That's also my mistake too.

No, that one is on me.

Not the knife, put my money on the blade.

Then place your bet quickly, before he kills himself.

- I bet a hundred, he'll use the blade. - Sure, sure, why not!

- I'll bet fifty. - Okay, your fifty on the blade.

Take mine too.

- I'll bet on the blade for thirty-five. - Okay, go ahead.

- What's happening here? - Excuse me. Excuse me.

Oh bhai. They are placing bets here.

How will Khanna die? With a knife or a blade?

- The blade! - Come on, come on, place your bet.

He looks serious this time. Come, let's go see.

What are you looking at? My friend is dying and this guy wants to watch.

Yo Khanne!

Come on then, let's get done with this.

Jainu, I thought about it and I think he should use the knife.

Nah Arore. Blade is the best, Khanne.

I'm telling you knife is better, knives cut easy and deep.

When you use a blade your bloods come out.

It's tacky.

Man I've seen two dudes use the blade. And they died so fast.

Which two dudes did you see with a blade?

Why does that matter to you? I'm saying the blade is the best.

I swear on Jain man, knife is the best!

Hey, Arore, why do you always swear on me man?

Cause I, love you.

Khanne, don't listen to him. Go for the blade. It's the best.

But knife is best for you man.

- No, blade. - No, knife… No, blade!

Knife!

Blade!

I telling you, knife!

Knife, yaar!

First I'll write a suicide note, then I'll die.

- Hello! Hello! Hello! - Rajesh Khanna!

Three months ago, he used to say, “My friend, I don't want to live large,

I want to live

long"

Because he wanted to spend the rest of his life with his girlfriend Vaishali.

She worked at the same company as him in the night shift.

- Hello! Khanne! - Khanne! Thank you!

I love you.

I Love you too.

You brought my coffee?

Sir, I just have two cups.

Then gimme yours.

Sir why don't you grab Vaishu's?

We'll share our coffee.

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me!

Hap…!

Rinky, where's Vaishali?

Who writes Sat Shri Akaal in a suicide note?

It's my fucking suicide note, I'll write whatever I want.

Okay go on.

There you go Paaji, your order.

Keep it.

Enjoy.

Laamba?

Yes, sir?

Why is the Kadhi red?

Paaji the chef changed the masala today.

What did he do?

- Changed the masala - I'll shove your fucking dick up your ass!

You motherfucker,Who do you think you are to change thing in my life?

How could anybody change anything in my fucking life?

- Just try it first. - What… what's the point in

trying? What's the point?

Its not bad man.

I know, right?

I apologised

Can I tell you guys something? This whole vibe is depressing.

Let's change the vibe.

We'll chill at the heated pool at the Raddisson

and drink some chilled scotch. You'll forget that Whoreshali faster.

- Vaishali. - Yeah, yeah, whatever.

You'll come right?

Good boy! Now tell me how much money do you have?

55 I guess.

Perfect, we'll spend 50. You'll still have 7 left.

How will he have 7 left?

Call your father Jainu, and tell him we'll pick the car up in 10.

You want me to call my dad right now.

Yeah.

- At this hour? - Why are you such a loser man -

Bhaaiji, move your scooter? It's blocking a car in the entry.

- Here, take the key and you do it. - What? Wait, I'll do it…

Behenchod, finally Khanna seems a little better, now just imagine…

If three, cute cute dudes, roll up to the Radisson on a damn scooter?

Won't we look like a losers?

We need a fucking car, Man!

Yes, Channo, but please understand.

I have to chill with them as well right? Yeah.

I'll be back in time.

Okay, bye.

What is he doing here?

Here is your money.

Thanks, a lot paaji.

Shunty!

You're eating too many Rotis. Huh?

Mr. Honey Singh.

The only heir to Charan Singh's transport business of 50 trucks.

But he has two weaknesses.

First…

Hey!

…Is his late father.

Why is Papaji's moustache pointing down?

Bro,

That's how it is in the photo too.

That's because the day they took the photo he was in a bad mood.

But if he was alive today, he would be happy right?

Correct.

Then? Fix it! Behen…

Fix it behench… and do it fast! We don't have time.

You can calm down baby.

And this is his second weakness.

The love of his life.

Can you move back a little.

She could get a scratch, you know?

…Paro!Paro!Paro!Paro!

Thank you.

Ah-ha what's up kiddos. What's going on?

Paaji, we've had six drinks already. You'll have to catch up.

I have six pegs running through my veins at all times, buddy.

- So true. - How are you, Jainu?

Long - time never see, eh.

Get me a glass quick.

Paaji!

Oh Khanna sahab!

What happened to him?

Why does he have a sad face like Jain's?

Paaji, you know his girlfriend Whoreshali?

Vaishali.

She cheated on him and is going to marry his boss.

Oh!

Poor guy.

Vaishu!

Let me…

- Hello? - Are you a chutiya Khanne?

Vaishu?

Can't you pretend to be dead for a few days?

Wait, I have a better idea, why don't you come here,

be the DJ and the priest, in my kanyadan as well!

W - what - what did I done noe?

What did you do? You moron I swear-

Listen, I'm getting married in two days.

And you are going on Naveen's Facebook and you keep liking the pictures from

our Mehendi ceremony?

How many times I've told you that whatever was between us is finished.

Its over.

I've had enough of this desperate and loser-

Vaishu… W - w - wait…

Let it go.

Khanne?

- Khanna? - Khanna?

Vaishu…

Khanna?

- Khanne? It's okay man. - Khanne, listen to me!

Khanne! Calm down, buddy.

Gimme back my blade, I can't live anymore.

- Hey, bro, listen. - Bloody moron.

Calm down man.

- Calm down, dude. - What "Calm down"?

Sit here, chill out.

- Buddy, shit happens, if you - - Why will I ruin her wedding…

I've done this too. If you double click by mistake it becomes a like.

- Hear me out, dude, just listen up. - You see how she is talking to me?

- You really think I'll ruin her marriage? - If you're so worried just call her up.

Call her and reject her.

Girls like her can't handle being rejected.

On her honeymoon she'll be thinking only of 4 words.

- What four words? - Sorry. Three.

"I'm over you!"

Now call her!

Call her behenchod!

If you don't I will.

- Hold on. - No, no. Arora, Arora, Arora, Arora!

Stop it!

The idea is great. But that's not how you do it.

Kakke, you have the face of a lion but you want to act like a pussy?

Do what he said

But if you really want to hurt her, don't do it over the phone.

Say it to her face or don't do anything at all.

Right, Arore? Absolutely, Paaji.

So, Paro's is ready to go, we'll all go there together yeah?

Okay?

You're right, Paaji.

We are going to Pathankot.

In front of her in laws,

In front of all the guests, In front of the whole office,

In front that fucking watchman, in front of that bloody Naveen,

In front of that porny, and in front of that porny

I'll tell that bitch to her face.

"I'm over you"!

That's my boy!

I'm over you!

- Khanna? - I'm over you!

I'm over you!

- Arore? - I'm over you!

- Arore, listen to me. - I'm over you!

- Khanna? - I'm over you!

- I'm over you! - I'm going home man.

Jainu, listen to me.

Where are you going? What happened to you now?

I'm getting married in a week and people will start coming to my house in two days.

How can I go with you?

Exactly! Your guests will come in two days.

And you'll get married next week. If we don't go now, when will we?

What will I tell babuji?

Your babuji won't find out about it.

It's a 3 hour journey, we'll be back in 6 hours.

We'll be back home before he even wakes up.

Now what?

Now smile for me, my Jainu. Huh? Come on, come on, come on, come on.

I'm over you.

I'm over you.

I'm over you!

I'm over you!

WILD WILD PUNJAB

I'm over you!

Say it aloud, man.

I'm over you!

Take it.

I'm over you!

Say it with confidence.

- I'm over you! - Louder my man!

I'm over you!

Say it like you mean it!

- I'm over you! - Paaji, we need to take this right.

Even louder now

- Paaji, I was talking about this right. - I'm over you!

- Go all out! - I'm over you!

Paaji, we were supposed to take a right.

Huh?

We were supposed to take a right, paaji. It would have been 15 minutes faster.

Jainji, you know when they were constructing this highway, huh?

My father sahab used to drive a cement truck all the way here,

And now fifty of our trucks go through this highway everyday.

And you're telling me that some white chick from Canada will take us through

the roads of Punjab, huh?

Paaji, I'm using Google Maps. It's linked to satellites and -

Come on, Arore! What is he saying, yaar?

Talk to your friend, fucking…

Let it be.

- I'm over you! - Tell me, Channo.

- You want to have a drink, Jain? - No. Khanne, I don't want any.

How did that happen?

But everything was fine.

No. It's okay. You don't worry about it.

I'll call you once I get there, we'll talk about this in detail.

Okay, Channo. Bye, Channo.

Paaji, is everything okay? Do we need to go back?

Not at all.

I mean Khanna needs us man.

I'll deak with this once I get back home.

Right, Khanne?

- Oh, ho! - Paaji!

Arore, my glass is empty, behenchod you're not filling it up.

Thank you.

Hey, buddy?

Paaji, 53.

Just a sec.

So, Now you will decide how much you want?

Khanne, it's for the toll. He's not begging.

You can't handle your drinks anymore.

One sec.

If you're not beggar, then give me a receipt.

Paaji, we ran out of receipts this morning.

Oh, hello!

Just by putting a barricade a beggar can't be a Mick Jagger, got it?

- Let's go, behencho… - Khanne!

- Okay. - It's okay paaji.

Everyone's has their own limit.

A big belly doesn't mean a big capacity, isn't it.

What the fuck did you say about my friend?

Hey! How dare you hit me?!

Just wait and watch.

Paaji, why do you want to fight for no reason?

For no reason?

He just called Khanne a drunk…

Where did you run off to?

Arore, Paaji also called him a drunk. So what?

- Let it be. - He's my friend, I can

say anything I want.

I can smack him also if I want. Am I Right Khanne?

Anytime, Paaji.

Hey…!!!!

This is the guy who hit me.

Jain,

Here's the plan.

Roll the windows up and keep the car locked.

Arore, can we handle them?

Paaji, considered it done.

Let's do it.

Yah! Whoa!

Khat ke Lianda, Mukka!

- Wakanda forever! - Hey!

Arora, Come back!

Arore, run!

Open the door!

Pop that damn car open!

Get your ass out here!

- Come out! - I'm sorry. I don't want

your receipt. Just shoo! Shoo!

You Bastard!

Yo! Not the turban! Not the turban!

- Khanne, do something, I'm so scared man. - Shoo, shoo!

What can I do, Jain?

We're so dead today.

Fine, take a 100.

No, what about 150?

I asked you to do something and behenchod, you're drinking?

Come out!

Save us, Babaji! Save us.

Sorry…

Khanne?

Khanna?

Khanne, wait? What are you doing?

I am over…

You!

Khanne, have you lost your mind?

Shit!

Forget about them, go save the money.

- I'm over you! - Khanne! Respect, man.

- I'm over you! - Guys, wait for me! Don't leave me behind!

Where the fuck are you going?

- Wait, wait! - I'm over you!

Catch me if you can, fuckers! Arore, hold on tight.

I'm over you!

Khanne, I didn't know you can piss fire, man!

Save some of that fire for Vaishali too.

Paaji… Paaji, when I go and tell her "I'm over you",

there should be dhol music in the background.

The feel should be, right?

Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik.

Arora, Give me my whiskey?

- It's right here, man. - Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik,

- Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik. - Wait, that I give it to you?

Where are the glasses?

Glasses…

I think I pissed all of this.

You drunk the whole bottle?

What, we don't have more?

That was the only one.

Don't say that, Arora.

- Bro… - Drank the whole thing. What a chutiya.

Paaji can't do shit. All the shops are shut now

Paaji, don't say that now!

What else do I say?

Paaji, go left.

Don't behave like Jain, man

I'm not following any map Paaji.

Look at this.

Khanne, do we have time for a drink break?

Paaji, it's DJ night tonight.

I'll tell her "I'm over you" tomorrow morning!

Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik.

Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik. It might take longer.

Come on just have one drink

No ya. I don't want.

Way to go, man!

Thank you, Sir, Thank you, Sir!

Vaishali will also look as beautiful at her wedding, right?

Khanne!

Jainu!

Do you know that I've never done it with a bride before.

Arore, we don't have time for that.

I have to get home soon. You know how Babuji is.

You're a broken record man. Saying "babuji babuji" all the time.

We are just staying for a couple of drinks

Exactly, bro. You need to relax and live your life.

Who are we here for? For Khanne, right?!

If Khanne will drink, we'll drink.

If Khanne eats chicken, we'll eat it as well.

Look how happy he is.

Why can't you be there for your friend?

Bloody vegetarian.

Waiter!

कम ऑन!

- One more time! - One more bottle!

कम ऑन!

शिट!

हुस्न ईरानी, आहा!

आंख शैतानी, आहा!

लहज़ा तेरा रे, पाकिस्तानिआ

सीक्रेट तेरा सारा विक्टोरिया संभालती है

गली-गली बवाल मचाती हो

ढोल जगीरो का

ढोल जगीरो का धमाल मचाता फिर रहा है ढोल जगीरो का धमाल मचाता फिर रहा है

दुनिया देखती है

दुनिया देखती है बड़ी हैरानी के साथ

ढोल जगीरो का

ढोल जगीरो का

तेरी आंखों से जो चली है गोलियां, वो सीधे सीने पर जाकर लगी हैं

बोतल को तो कोई हाथ भी ना लगाए, बेबी, तेरे नैनों से ही पी जाते हैं

ढोल जगीरो का

तेरी आंखों से जो चली है गोलियां, वो सीधे सीने पर जाकर लगी हैं

बोतल को तो कोई हाथ भी ना लगाए, बेबी, तेरे नैनों से ही पी जाते हैं

हर एक पेग तेरे नाम का लेता हूँ

और फिर मचता है बवाल

ढोल जगीरो का

ढोल जगीरो का धमाल मचाता फिर रहा है

दुनिया देखती है

दुनिया देखती है बड़ी हैरानी के साथ

ढोल जगीरो का ढोल जगीरो का

My clothes?! Babaji, I'm so sorry! Sorry! Where are my clothes? My clothes are here.

Arora what did you did last night?

Wake up! What are you doing?

- Paaji wake up, Paaji! - What is time it? Did

Vaishali get married yet?

Come on, come on, come on, yaar.

C'mon, guys, lets, hurry up.

Come on, get up.

- Where the hell are we? - I don't know. Paaji!

Where's Jain? You know?

Ah!

- Ah! - Jain…

Jain, where were you?

Arore! Arore, I have a really bad head ache, Man, I don't know what is happening!

- Ah! - Huh?

- Who's this? - Jijju's awake! Jijju's

awake, Jijju's up and awake!

Jijaji's awake?

Who's the jiju?

Was that dancer his sister?

You are awake.

Sat Shri Akaal.

Sat Shri Akaal.

Sat Shri Akaal.

Jain?

Yeah?

Did you and the bride-

Cheater.

Which Hangover movie is this now?

Shit like this doesn't happen in real life.

It doesn't happen, it just doesn't happen.

Chill, bro.

One for the road?

Khanne, I'm telling you, stop this shit right now.

All this happened because of your drinks.

There is no way you got married.

Let's just find out what happened.

You find out what happened. Do whatever you-Bhenchod.

Jiju, tea?

I had so much fun last night.

I made a video about it too.

- I'll show you? - You made a video? Show.

Just…

Hold a sec.

Here you go.

Pee for a pee is the law, Khanne!

What is wrong with the dog here!

Let me go!

Asshole. That was your fault.

Why did you pee on the car? Leave me!

What the hell is this? Show us the wedding.

The wedding video. I didn't make that.

But Jijju, what you did last night, no one will ever forget that.

What exactly did I do?

How can we go ahead now?

Actually, It's taking some time to do all the arrangements.

We are not stupid Samdhiji. We agreed on five lakhs before the wedding.

Just give us some time please.

We've already given 5 lakhs to you. We'll give you the rest tomorrow morning.

- Then the wedding will happen tomorrow. - Hey!

Daddy?

Now you come serve me for two days. Come.

Who the hell is this guy?

Who the hell am I, uncleji? You're the seller, and I'm the buyer.

You bloody moron.

What am I selling what and what are you buying? Asshole!

Wait. It's my daughter's wedding, can I -

Okay, Uncle. I'm just talking to him?

Uncleji, you were just selling your son for 10 lakhs for the rest of his life.

So 5 thousand for two days is still a lot uncle.

Get up, Monu, come, sweep the floor.

Let's go Monu.

We won't stay here for a minute longer.

Monu, don't. Monu, please.

- Please listen to me. - Okay, then. Bye - Bye.

- What the hell did you do? - Bye-Bye.

Now who's going to marry my daughter?

Tell the father of Jain then,

son of Jain isn't up for sale.

I'll do it.

Golu beta, come here. Come on.

Uncle, what happened?

Just come with me.

I shouldn't have lied to Babuji, man.

That's why this happened.

Babuji.

Arore, Babuji.

Yes, Babuji?

How are you sweetie?

I'm fine, Babuji.

Beta, are you forgetting something?

N - n - no.

I think you've forgotten your place!

What - what happened, Babuji?

It's clear to me that since you stole your grandfather's scooter and ran off,

you are in the mood to get beaten up.

Scooter…

Oh the scooter well, I had to bring it to the mechanic…

Shut up. There's so much to do for your wedding and you're gone. Come back.

- Alright. - Yes, Babuji.

I spoke to him.

You found the scooter?

It's not there… The scooter and that fucker Lamba.

The scooter is missing Arora!

Dude, that's what he said.

Babuji is going to kill me now. Where did the scooter go, man?

What is it, Khanne?

- Khanne, I'm swear I'll… - Gaurav.

Is everything alright?

Maasi sent it for you.

Get dressed for the vidaai.

Everyone's waiting.

Bhabhiji…

Congratulations.

Thank you.

You guys stay if you want, but I can't anymore. I'm leaving.

- Jain! No, Jain! Jain! Jain! - What are you doing, Jainu?

Jamaiji is up, guys!

Which one is your father-in-law?

I swear I don't remember anything, bro.

We'll figure it out buddy.

Hey!

I was gone for 12 years, and now I'm back bringing trouble

To tear up the floor, please welcome our lovely bride's dad.

To tear up the floor…

To tear up the floor…

To tear up the floor, please welcome our lovely bride's real dad.

To tear up the floor…

It's your turn to tear up the dance floor!

Oh, please come, please come.

Uncle the thing is we need to speak to you.

Yes beta ji, tell me? All okay?

Actually we were thinking that we'll do the vidai ceremony now,

but on our way back we'll only pick up Radha.

What do you mean?

We mean to say that we are going really far away

She will unnecessarily suffer.

Don't worry about Radha, she'll likes to travel anywhere.

Pathankot is not that far away.

No, Uncle You're right.

But, we don't know how long it's gonna take for finish our work. So, that's why…

We were thinking that… on the way…

Uncle!

- Uncle Ji, Just Listen to us first, uncle. - Uncle!

All that we're saying is that it's gonna take us a while to finish our work and…

- Uncle, What are you doing? - Uncle! Don't do this to us. Sorry, Uncle!

Uncle, Uncle, sorry, uncle, please, uncle. Sorry, sorry.

Put the gun down, Uncle! We're sorry. Please, don't…

Please! Please. Please! Please, sorry, uncle.

- Please! Please! Uncle, please! Uncle. - Uncle, don't do this to us, please Uncle…

Uncle… Uncle, please.

Uncle!

Uncle, suicide is not the solution for such problems.

I'm telling you just say "I'm over you" and be done with it

- It's working beautifully for… - Shut the fuck up.

Uncle, please write a suicide note first, the blame shouldn't come on us, right?

Beta, I'm a man whose two daughters have already run away.

Now if my third daughter is here I'll be ruined, how can I live?

No, Uncle. Please, Uncle. Uncle, just wait for two minutes.

Uncle, no, uncle. Please just listen to us, Uncle.

Uncle, you just need to calm down.

Uncle, sit down first we can talk about this. Let's sit down and discuss it.

- Uncle… Listen to me. - Uncle, Please, Just

hear what we have to us.

- Abe behenchod… - Uncle!

Look, they're back! Come on play the Music!

Listen, the bride is coming with us.

No, Paaji, no chance. Dude, Arore…

Jain,

either she is coming with us or her father going straight to heaven and all of

us will end up in jail.

Let's do one thing we'll get out of here first here and then decide.

Hmm, okay paaji.

- Paaji, let it be, I'm begging you. - Who the hell has

decorated Paro with flowers?

- Paaji, people are watching! - Let them watch, man!

Babuji?

Arore…

It's okay. I'll talk to him, why are you so worried?

Just be careful okay.

Why did you switch it off, Man?

- Dude, you… - I'm done with your old man's shit. Okay?

Um, Babuji must be really upset?

And he should be.

We got married without telling him.

But it's okay. Don't worry about it.

You know, When I meet him, I will talk to him and I'll calm him down.

Okay?

Veerji!

Can you take the next right please.

Bhabhiji, forget those maps,

We'll reach Pathankot faster this way.

Oh…

Papaji didn't tell you all about it?

Well, we have to go to our family temple first.

Look, I'm sure there will be other temples on the way we'll go there.

No, Veerji.

It's a family tradition.

That's our ancestral temple.

- Shall we? - Yeah.

Veerji? Veerji!

Honey Veerji!

Oh…

Sorry, ji.

No, no, it's okay.

Can you please keep an eye on my bag? We'll go inside and pray.

Please, Veerji.

Thank you.

Paaji, there is some more.

- And why don't you all come and help me? - Come on, come on, come on, let's go.

Come on.

Hello? Where's Bhabhiji?

I explained everything to her.

She said she'll go home from here.

A girl in a red suit will come here.

Just give her all of these bags. Okay?

Huh? Come on now.

She agreed?

Obviously.

I told her what happened and she got it.

- Bhabhiji is so understanding. - I know, right?

Come on, let's leave now.

The "I'm over you" plan is still on right?

- Then let's do it. - Okay, Maxu.

- Bye, Maxu. - Let's go, Arora.

- You fixed it. - You are very cute, Maxu.

Sorry, Paaji.

Honey Paaji, come.

Let's go.

Paaji, please, hurry up before she changes her mind. Come on, letr's leave.

Paaji, what are you waiting for?

Jainu baby,

You're very lucky, otherwise chicks these days, they don't let men go.

What are you doing Khanne?

- Waheguruji! - Thank you so much.

Here, have some tea.

- No Paaji, thank you. - Here.

Thank you, ji.

Take it, Veerji.

You shouldn't say no to prasad.

Take it.

Waheguruji!

Waheguruji!

- Paaji! - What happened?

Is this your father's road asshole?

Waheguruji!

- Here you go. - Sat Shri Akaal, Paaji, Sat Shri Akaal!

Waheguruji Da Khaalsa ji!

Arore please tell him to stop

Paaji, she's Jain's wife. When he doesn't care, then why should we care?

Arora is right, Paaji.

It's not like she's our sister.

Look, Radha called me her brother.

There's no way I'm going to leave her behind all alone.

Her own dad didn't care.

He sent her alone with four random guys. Why do you care?

I'm a Sardar.

It's my duty to help others.

Radha's father can do whatever he wants.

And your father can do whatever he wants.

But my father taught me to do the right thing. Got it?

Arore, I'm going to get screwed.

- What the hell! - Oh shit…

Jainu!

Listen buddy!

This is the first time you touched my Paro,

That's why I just hit the brakes.

Try and touch her again and I promise I'll kick your…

Bro, Paaji is saying he will whoop your…

He got it, Khanne

Okay.

Paaji help?

No, it's okay.

Veerji, What happened?

Bhabhiji, we were just cleaning the trunk. That's why we-

- Why don't you sit inside? - Hmm.

Come on, Arore!

Yes Paaji.

Get in, Bhabhiji.

What happened to you?

Well uh… he was cleaning the trunk, and he fell.

Oh.

Paaji, shall we go to Pathankot?

Let's go, Khanne!

Bhabhiji, look how cute Vaishu look in this reel.

You know what Vaishu used to practice this Shahrukh khan step with me.

But now she is doing it with our boss Naveen.

Oh no.

But doesn't matter.

I'm not letting my honeymoon plans go to waste.

Oh, Jain…

Why don't you take her on my honeymoon?

Me and Vaishu had planned to go Gurudwara-hopping for our honeymoon.

- Gurudwara-hopping? - Yeah!

Anantpur Sahib, Harmandir Sahib, Takt Sri Darbar Sahib…

Vaishu is a very Sufi kinda girl.

I told her let's go to Goa and chill but she…

Khanne, there's a difference in Sufi girl and a gold digger.

Don't forget why we are going there.

Veerji, tell me something,

If you just go and tell her "I'm over you" will she believe you?

Why? Don't I look I am over her?

You look more like it's "game over".

Look at your eyes so red from crying.

Bhabhiji, we'll put sunglasses on him ya.

And what about the messy hair?

We'll shave them off.

We you can use hair gel as well.

But still. You like like a very loyal guy.

Bhabhiji, you know what I was thinking…

I mean how does a guy look like he is "over you"?

Look Veerji,

You were hurt because you caught Whoreshali…

Sorry, sorry.

Vaishaliji with some else, right?

Parjaiji, not with someone,

Under.

Under?

Arore, what's 4 into 11?

Bhabhiji, continue.

All alone, you'll look like a loser.

But…

But if you take another girl along and go up to Vaishaliji,

You'll look like your happy with her

Right?

Isn't it?

Then you can tell her,

"I'm over you!"

But…

Bhabhi, where will I find a girl so soon?

Paaji, are you looking for a girl?

I can get you any kind you want.

Sri Lankan, Zimbabwean, Bangladeshi.

You name it and we'll get it Paaji.

But will she become my girlfriend?

Of course Paaji, give her money

She'll become a lioness, monkey, donkey, whatever…

Shut up!

Or I'll beat you with my damn shoe.

Bloody shitting from your mouth!

Bhabhiji, what are you saying?

Where will he find a girl now, tell me?

From Punjab University.

- Now we'll go to Punjab University too? - Just shut up!

Arore, what?

- Why will we go to Punjab University? - Sit down.

Continue.

So I, have this friend,

Palak.

She's very simple, innocent,

very cute as well.

Both of you will look perfect together!

Let's get you the perfect match, Khanne.t girl.

She's not answering my calls.

This is her.

You go look for her at the festival,

and we can look at the hostel?

Okay ma'am. We'll find her.

Arora?

Khanne?

Let's go get a girl.

Where the hell is she?

- Palak! - Hey there, smokin' girl…

Hey there, smokin' girl…

Hey there, smokin' girl…

Use those lips, give it a whirl,

Take a drag, nice and slow, girl.

Don't wanna live…

Don't wanna live without you, girl.

Don't wanna live…

Don't wanna live without you, girl.

Don't wanna live… Don't wanna live without you, girl.

Give me in the cash now.

Hello?

- Who is calling? - Yeah.

I'm coming in two hours.

Jeetu!

Fucking Asshole!

You think you can mess with me?

You wanna mess with me? Give me my money now!

Pay up you fucker! Give me my money! Fucker!

- You think you are too smart? - I'm giving it. I'm giving it.

Whoa ho, baby doll,

Messing with you is injurious to health.

Well, you can mess with me.

Oh, my, oh my!

Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop!

My heart played a bloody sneaky trick!

Arore! Arore!

Your charming words made my heart skip.

Radha, if you had told me earlier, I would've definitely come

I have an exam tomorrow.

Please, Palak.

So if she told you earlier you would have skipped your exam?

No! But I wouldn't have studied for it.

I'm sorry. I can't come with you.

- Yeah, Jain? - She's not coming with us she has an exam.

What?

Yes, the plan is off, meet us at the gate.

Okay.

Arora, come man.

The plan's has canceled.

I have a Plan B Khanne.

Excuse me!

So, You have been checking her out for me?

What a star, Arora. I love you, man!

Stop it, Jeetu.

Who the hell are you?

Uhm, madam, We need your help.

My help?

Yeah…

Speak up!

Would you mind becoming my girlfriend and coming to my ex's wedding in Pathankot?

Are you crazy or what?

Arora…?

Hold on buddy!

Oh Hello. Just hear us out.

If a hottie like you shows up with him, his ex will die of jealousy.

Oh really?

Really.

Get lost both of you.

Don't you dare follow me.

Fuck! I'm on my way yaar.

Have I ever been late before?

Trust me, I'll be there in two hours.

Madam, it's a request…

Stay the fuck away from me.

Excuse me.

- Get the hell out of here! - Get the hell out of here!

Bloody idiots. God knows where they come from.

What the hell is this, yaar!

Jeetu, you asshole. I'm going to kill you when I catch you.

- Can't we look for another one. - Khanne?

- Yeah? - She's looking at us.

She's looking.

Khanne, she's coming towards us.

Yeah she's is, I can see that.

Now she looks convinced.

You want to make her jealous?

But I'm not gonna kiss you.

I've never kissed my actual girlfriend, either.

Don't you worry.

Really? You are the one who has to worry. If you even try to lay a finger on me,

okay?

Madamji, I won't let that happen.

No one can dare to touch you.

Really?

Is Gurdaspur on the way to Pathankot?

We'll make sure it is.

If that's what you want.

Wait, Arore…

Now we are going to Gurdaspur too?

- You keep quiet. - But…

Okay, let's go then. But first we're going to do my thing first.

Finally found some parking yaar.

Paaji, it's time to go.

- Huh? - We're done here.

Ah!

What happen, are you okay?

Oh ho, bahu's calling!

Hello, Tara beta!

Sasurji, where's Gaurav?

Is the whole family running some sort of scam?

It's illegal for a married man to get married again. It's fraud.

I'll send you both to jail.

Consider the wedding cancelled.

Cancel? Beta…

Mother of Jain!

Where is your son?

Veerji,

She is better than my friend.

By the way, What's her name?

Bhabhiji, you should've told Palak that she can't smoke in my car, right? Huh.

Oh, hello, my name is Meera.

I don't care if it's Meera or Palak, you can't smoke in my car.

It's a vape, bro.

Oh! Calling it a vape won't turn it into a chocolate, right?

You're still smoking.

If he has a problem with everything, make him sit behind.

Bhabhiji, I'm going to slap this girl now.

I don't diferrentiate between a girl and a boy.

Paaji…

Okay, fine.

You totally killed the vibe, you know?

Paaji, why are you stopping the car? She's put it down.

Just a minute, man. They have stopped my truck there.

- Huh? - I'll be back.

What the…?

Open it up. It's taking too long.

What's the matter sir?

Why have you stopped this poor boy?

- Paaji, pairipauna. - And who are you?

Sir, who I'm is not important right now?

That's true.

- First, tell me why did you stop my truck? - Hold on…

Hey you stand up.

And make sure you wear helmet, next time. Now go.

Sat Shri Akaal ji.

Sat Shri Akaal!

What's happening?

What's happening?

Just a routine check.

Why is this sardar taking so long?

Honey Paaji will handle it.

He's the best.

No dude, Khanne, Meera's absolutely right.

A real man needs to go and help.

Look before you open the door bhenchod.

I'm going to kill you.

Sirji, why are we even talking about drugs?

Tell me, if we don't have the right paperwork.

If the RC's missing?

Or if the man is drunk?

Have you been drinking?

- Paaji, not one drink all week. - There you go, Paaji. I'm just telling---

Paaji, all good?

Arore, he thinks my trucks are involved in drug smuggling.

Open it!

This is wrong sir.

Paaji, please try and understand.

Avtar sahab,

Fifty of my trucks run on this highway everyday.

Late Charan Singh name is very respected here.

People swear on that name…

Well, fuck that Charan Singh!

- Hey, You, check that properly. - Paaji…

Every box.

Check that as well.

Paaji, control.

Fuck that Charan Singh?

Paaji, I swear to god you shouldn't have said that.

That's what I was telling you,

That everybody here respects my father sahab!

Paaji!

What the hell is he crazy?

He slapped an officer? Paaji's lost -

Laamba?

My scooter!

What? Gaurav! What scooter?

Take his name respectfully, Late Sardar Charan Singhji!

- Come on! Move! - Leave me!

Jain, what are you doing? Jain…

You'll be thrown in for attempted murder, behenchod.

You! Go and seize the car!

What are you doing dude?

Lamba has my scooter man.

Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go. Get in, Get in fast.

Jain! My Paro!

No! Jain! Stop the car!

Hey. Where are you going!

Let's go, Paaji.

Come on, Hurry up.

Hey! Stop the car!

I said stop the car! They stole a cop car, behenchod!

Come on assholes, follow them.

Listen, darling.

Yes, ji?

I think this car has been following us.

We're being followed?

Yeah.

Lambe, I will smack your face, you bastard, give back my scooter.

Don't worry that's nothing at all they think I'm a kid so they want to race me.

Just hold on tight and watch me get fast and furious.

Jain! What are you doing, Stop the car! You'll kill someone.

There's space there.

Get there!

What the hell! Can't you see it! Are you blind?

Jain, stop the freakin' car!

Move to the side yaar.

Jain, my car. What the hell…

Madam! Madam! Be careful, Paaji has lost it.

What?

Dafuk? Punjab Police doesn't even fuel up properly.

Screw this Paaji. It's better if we run!

Let me show you, what's the rush? Huh?

Auntiji, let us go, please! Please, please, let us go.

Please, forgive us. Please, please.

Okay, listen to me!

Listen to me!

He is running off to Canada abandoning his parents

Okay, okay! Go! Go!

Thank you.

- Thank you, thank you! - Stop, Jain!

Where is he going? He'll gonna get us killed.

Jain, the train is coming, Jain!

Paaji…

Jain! Behenchod!

Open!

Meera! Meera, I'm here, Meera!

Paaji, do something, fast!

Arora, Get me out too, Arora!

Arora, open my door too.

Meera, I'm here, okay.

Arora, open my door!

Fucker, open it yourself, or just wait!

I had told you, right? If you touch my Paro again, I'll…

Khanne, go and see how can we get this to go up.

Paaji…

My bag!

My bag! My bag!

- No! Meera! Have you lost it or what? - No! My bag! My bag…

Paaji, Open the gate, Our car is stuck.

Paaji, even the liver is stuck over here.

Paro, move my love, please!

Paaji, please, do something! Arore! Arore!

Paaji, get out of the car!

Paro, don't leave me, for my sake baby!

Paaji my bag, it's in the car!

Paaji, get out of there!

Train is coming, Paaji, Paaji, train is coming towards you get out!

Honey, just hand me my bag?

Just get my bag please.

- Paaji! What are you doing, Paaji? - Paaji, move out of the track!

Can't you see the train?

Just let Channo know, that Honey died with the love of his life.

- Paaji, leave the car. - Hand me my bag. Gimme my bag please.

Paaji!

Arora!

Thank God!

Veerji! Veerji god saved you!

- Paaji, at least now get down. - This train goes to Jammu.

It was going that way only.

Veerji!

Oh, man!

Hmm? Now where has that tough guy gone?

My father sahab would…

Is someone said your father sahab-

Hit me

Hit me as much as you want

But I won't say sorry.

I love my father sahab.

I love my father sahab.

But, I also love my father.

But he doesn't love me.

Veerji, are you alright?

No, I'm not okay.

If we keep sitting here in the lockup,

I'm going to have to tell Vaishali's kids, that "I'm over you".

Arore, Arore, do something, I don't want to be in jail forever.

If I miss my meeting, I'm telling you.

Meera, just chill.

Guys, calm down, please, please calm down, guys.

I'll figure it out.

This jatt has his contacts dude.

You have contacts, huh?

- Call them. - I will

Call them. Call. Call them. Come on then.

Yes, I will. I will call them. wait a minute.

What are you waiting for?

Avtar ji!

Now, Who called me?

Sir…

Sir, can I please get my phone?

I want to make a call.

Give him his phone.

Let's see this who this contact is.

Hmm?

Hello?

Ginni, my sweetheart, how are you?

Why are you suddenly missing me today?

You can only miss someone when you forget about them.

But you are always on my mind.

There is no end to how much you can flirt right?

Tell me, what do you need?

Your Mamaji is the commissioner, right?

I needed his help.

Sure, I'll get it done. Tell me?

There's this SHO, Mr. Avtar Singh,

from Roopnagar Police Station,

He's giving me a hard time.

I want to give him a reality check.

Arore, it seems your mind is always in your pants,

You never listen to what I say.

My Mamaji is a commissioner in income tax department, not the police department.

If you ever start earning, let me know

I'll help you save some tax.

That idiot ruined these golgappas for me.

Your connection is as useless as you.

Careful it's my iPhone.

Arore. Babuji. Sir… sir that's my phone, sir.

Who turned it on?

Sir, please don't answer sir.

Sir, you can slap me but don't answer it, sir.

Shut up!

Let your respected Babuji also know, what his groom son is upto.

Sir, no, sir, please.

Hello?

Behenchod.

Looks like you think you have some big balls

running around Punjab with a girl without telling your father?

Actually, I'm calling from Roopnagar Police --

Listen you piece of shit,

I'll turn you into that Dan Bilzerian?

Just wait and watch.

Idiot. I'll put you you on a donkey and parade you all over Patiala.

Tara told me exactly what you have been doing.

No no, I'm not Gaurav, I am Roopnagar…

Who the fuck are you?

Are you Gaurav's pimp?

You're the one hooking him up with these women?

Listen to me!

Your Gaurav is locked up in Roopnagar police station.

And I'm the station SHO Avtar Singh, okay?

Next time you call someone a pimp without

even knowing who he is,

I'll whip your ass red with my belt!

Hang up!

Arora! If Babuji comes here he'll kill me!

It's all your fault Paaji, all yours.

Why did you have to go and slap that cop?

Can't you control your anger?

I should control my anger, huh?

You're the one who messed up my Paro.

Paaji, don't get violent. Paaji, I'm warning you! Paaji, don't raise your…

- and you are telling me! - Veerji!

- Gaurav! - I shouldn't raise my voice!

I shouldn't get angry, huh

Paaji what are you doing?

Paaji control, Paaji.

We shouldn't have let this loser tag along man.

You shouldn't have let me tag along.

Yeah!

Paaji, you've never been a part of our group.

Forget our group, you're not even a part of our WhatsApp group.

But Arore said we'll use your car.

Behenchod, have you gone mad?

- What are you saying? - Am I lying Arore?

Enough!

Paaji, trust me, it's not like that.

Paaji, he's lost it after getting married-

Come here Mr. Groom.

Did you eloped and get married?

No, sir, we didn't elope.

Actually, we were headed to his ex's wedding.

So, you were planning to break her wedding off?

We didn't want to break it sir, actually we…

Then what?

To say, "I'm over you." to his ex.

What?

Sir, have you ever been in a situation

Where you've dedicated your life to a case,

but someone else got promoted?

Sir, he's talking about the Tejpal case.

Oh yeah man, it has happened to me.

How did you feel sir, when you couldn't do shit about it?

It, broke my heart, I got mad, full of regrets too.

Uh, I mean, when someone takes what's rightfully yours then…

Yes sir. It's the same for him.

Just like that, Khanna's heartbroken.

That's why it's very important we go there.

He'll say "I'm over you" and finally find some peace sir.

Oh behenchod.

Are you comparing my super serious job with

With the girl who fucked him over? Bup.

Sirji, this case is serious too.

You have a problem with me right,

I'll stay right here.

But let these guys go. Please.

I'm sorry.

Let them go.

Come on get out, you're lucky SHO sahab feels bad for you.

Come on Take your stuff and go.

What's this?

These are… These are are my homeopathic pills.

Here, take your car keys as well.

Paaji…

Take good care of my Paro.

SHO Avtar Singh?

What do you want? Over?

Some respect! This is your SP speaking.

Janab, sorry, janab! Over.

There is a riot at Chandigarh University. Get there right away. Over.

Huh? I'll go right away janab. Over.

You want to come alone and get slapped? Was the first one not enough?

You stopped a truck and got slapped in the morning right?

Janab, how do you got to know about that? Over.

The whole department knows and you're worrying about how.

You ruined our reputation.

Now hurry up, and take the whole unit with you. Over and out.

I'll be there Janab. Over.

You, go and start the car. Come on, hurry up.

And you find out who told everyone.

I'll kill him.

Behenchod, these cops can't even lock their cars properly, huh, Paaji?

You said sorry and let go off you ego?

For our trip you let go of Paro too.

You really think we'll leave you behind?

What happened, Paaji?

Shit man!

Because of all this, I forgot to fill up the tank.

Shit!

Come on. Just keep pushing.

The next gas station is fifteen minutes away.

If you weren't here, then we'd be lost by now.

Arore, I think we all have gps on our phone.

- No? - Khanne, did you look?

No, right?

Shut up!

Hello, Channo!

Radha, are you allright?

Uh. Yeah, I'm okay.

What did the doctor say?

They can't find blood?

No, no, Channo, don't worry.

No, no, don't cry. I'll call you in a bit then we'll talk about it.

Yah, yah.

Yeah, okay, Channo. yah.

Now, don't cry.

Good.

Bye, Channo.

Paaji, is everythink okay?

No, I mean, my blood group is A negative,

If you need couple of units I can-

By the way, which resort am I going to as your girlfriend?

We'll figure out once we reach Pathankot.

Paro is not moving?

Because I've hit the brakes idiot.

Just come with me. Come on.

Behenchod, you don't even know where is she getting married right?

No no I know Paaji, its in Pathankot.

No, no, not just in Pathankot.

Where exactly she getting married?

- Its a resort in Pathankot… - You get all of us

here, everybody is fucked

and you don't know the venue!

- Paaji,that's the only thing! - So why didn't you tell us earlier?

Paaji, you think she sent an invite to her wedding saying

"Khanne, please come." "Khanne, please come."

I thought Pathankot is such a small town.

There are 4-5 resorts there. We'll find out quickly.

Khanne, Pathankot isn't this small.

- It's smaller than the other places. - Khanne, you!

- Radha! - Radha!

- Radha? - What happened?

- Radha? - What happened to my bhabhi?

- I think she passed out. - Good news?

Arore, what the hell is wrong with you.

Go get some water man.

- Radha… - Bhabhiji…

Paaji, there's no water in the car. just sprinkle this.

- Yeah, it's fine. - Just do it, Paaji.

Radha…

- Radha, are you okay? - Bhabhiji?

Yeah it's just that… My blood pressure drops sometimes.

My mom says when this happens, you should eat something sweet.

Do we have anything sweet?

There is only some bhujia in the car.

Where do we find sweets?

Meera has those homeopathic pills.

They're sweet, right?

Those are my medicines.

Meera, homeopathy is a scam.

They are basically just little sugar balls. Its a Placebo…

Will you stop your bullshit.

Will you give those pills, Meeraji, please?

Why are you guys understanding? Those pills are for my headache.

There is no medication in that.

Its just sugar, and nothing else.

- Meera ji, it's a request, now give it. - Easy paaji Sharing is caring.

Please, give her some.

Good luck.

Please Stop here.

Your Chachiji, lives here?

Um… yeah.

I'll be back in a giffi.

Bro you shouldn't judge anyone like that. So what if he lives here.

Get down.

Radha?

Yes!

Paaji, I'll go and check this stuff.

Hmm.

Mr Daljeetji, this is only 20 grand.

We are agreed on 50 grand?

We also agreed for 9 pm.

- Actually, some guys took my bag and - - Time change,

Price change.

Just keep Forty lakhs ready oh yes paaji yes, sure.

You know I really wanna do it.

Lets do it now.

Radha, what the hell are you doing?

What married couples do! Fine, I'll strip first.

Have you lost your mind?

Oh right, sorry, sorry.

Let's get a room first.

- Let's go, let's go. - No!

Come on, don't be shy!

- But I don't wanna go. - Come on.

I'm not in the mood.

Arore!!If Jain wasn't your friend,

I swear to god I would've killed him today.

- Paaji, Save me.- - Arore! Arore!

Arore? You want to drink?

Why not bro.

Okay, sure, okay.

All these stingy fuckers-

- Ohhh. - Shut up.

I'm the one taking all the risk,

And you want to get rich just working from home?

Listen to me I want five lakhs now.

Listen to me.

When I don't have the gun, I really get scared.

I'll show you what real fear is.

I'm going to cry.

I'll make you cry?

Why is my Baby taking so long?

You remember it's fake right?

- Oh shit. - I'm rehersing for it

Mummy!

Behenchod, why is everyone after my car?

Up! Get up!

Guys like you have ruined Punjab's name.

You get high and then kill yourself.

You junkie! Don't you ever think of your family? Huh?

Listen bro when you can drink alcohol and be happy

Then why do you do drugs?

Paaji, this stuff is amazi -

now Who's gonna fix this?

Who's gonna fix the top? Tell me, behenchod.

Paaji, catch him. it's not over yet.

Hey, I want to hit him too.

- We want a room. - No We don't want a room.

- 5000, take it or leave it - 5000? That's a enough.

Meera, where did you get this gun from? Meera, what the fuck…

I'll explain later, let's go!

Radh let's go, go, go, go, go!

Meera, what are this fireworks?

My chacha loves them, lets go.

- Who the hell is shooting at my car! - Hurry!

Hurry up, get in, quickly.

Get in, Khanne!

I won't fit in the back seat?

Get in the car, behenchod.

Shunty!

Put some good music on.

The gun chase is about to begin!

Meera, what the fuck did you get us into?

Oye hoye. Where will you go and hide from us?

Fuck you asshole-

oooo!

Khanne, chug a bottle and get your ass up there.

Paaji, I can't pee from a moving car?

- Why don't you shoot then? - What do I shoot?

Didn't Jain's father-in-law give you a gun

Oh, Arore, check the dashboard?

There's a gun in the dashboard?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!

- Then start shooting man! - I'll shoot, I'll shoot!

Teri behen di…

teri behen di… One more time

Paaji, it's not working!

- It's not working? - No.

Hold on a sec.

Yes, Honey beta?

Uncleji, what kind of useless gun is this?

It's not working when we need it to.

What happen, beta? Is Radha alright?

Hi dad its me…

oh one second, One second, Bhabhiji?

Hold on, I'll get the seller on line for you.

Yah yah please hurry up.

Who the hell is calling now?

Helloji, Sat Shri Akaal, Omkar Sahab. How are you sir?

Beta You're gun isn't working,

My in-laws will think less of me.

No way, Omkar Sahab. We're using guns from the same batch,

in fact I am firing right now.

- Wait, let me connect you to them. - Yes, I'll talk to them.

Honey beta, the seller is on line. Talk to him.

Hello, Paaji, Sat Shri Akaalji, how's it going?

Paaji, we're shitting bricks and your bloody gun not working.

Okay Paaji, just give me a second.

Paaji, I've got a customer calling. He's using the same batch as us.

- But isn't working. - Check the safety.

Paaji, check the safety first.

Paaji, check the safety first.

Paaji what safety?

Paaji what safety?

Paaji, please check above the handle, can you see an "S"?

Check above the handle, is there an "S"?

Yes Paaji, I can see that.

Yes Paaji, there is a s

Flip that "S" to an "F", paaji.

Paaji, Flip the "S" to an "F".

Paaji, "S" is now on "F".

Paaji, "S" is now on "F".

- Now load the gun. - Paaji, now load the gun.

- So load it now. - Paaji, how does it loaded?

Paaji, how do we load it?

Paaji, how do we… wait, I know how to load.

Paaji, just pull the hook and then let it go.

Paaji, just pull the hook and then let it go.

It's done.

It's done.

Now fire!

- Now, fire! - Now fire! Oh fire it man.

Yes, yes, on it!

What the fuck!

Oh Paaji, it's working now!

- Thank you, Paaji. Thank you, thank you. - It works!

Okay, okay, Paaji. Happy firing! Happy firing!

See you! See you! See you!

Come on Arore, shoot them!

I'm gonna kill them all.

Holy shit!

Paaji, his whole gang is here.

We can't handle them. Let's get out of here.

Paaji, why you going into the jungle?

- Faster! - I am going fast man.

Arore get your ass in.

Enough!

Chachaji! What is wrong with you man!

Bhabhiji, get down!

Bhabhiji, come down!

Cant you see these kids are scared!

- Bhabhiji, come down! - Bhabhiji, please come down!

Khanne! What happened to you, Khanne!?

Khanne, what happened!

Fuck, Khanne's shot you guys!

Khanne's shot!

Khanne's shot!

You shot my brother-in-law

- Khanne, you okay? - Come on, Paro. Sports mode, on!

- Meera's chachu! - Motherfuckers!

I'm gonna kill you!

- Give me the gun! - Parjaiji, what are you doing?

Parjaiji, what are you doing?

I'll kill them all!

- You're a sharpshooter! - Veerji!

- I'm a sharpshooter! - Bhabhiji forever!

Parjaiji, let's get back! Parjaiji

Paaji!

Khanne, calm down. We've found a hospital.

- Hospital? - Paaji,

that cross could be pharmacy, right?

Jain, do you have a problem with me or what?

No, I was just saying. It might be possible.

Generally you can be optimistic as well?

Paaji, please, drive faster!

We'll reach. We'll reach in no time.

See. We're here, Khanne, we're here.

Come Radha

Doctor?

Yep?

- Carefull. - Easy, easy, easy, easy.

- You just lie down. - You come here come with me.

You just lie down here.

Come here.

- Easy easy. - We're here, buddy, we're here.

You can take the bullet out, right?

You're in the biggest hospital of this village. Don't worry,

STOP! STOP!

What happened?

Why does this place look like an vetenary hospital?

Because it is one.

Huh?

Yeah.

Listen I know I look like a teddy bear,

but I'm not one.

Why didn't you tell us?

You didn't ask me, Paaji.

What's the big deal anyway,

Humans were also monkeys right?

Behenchod, right now we're humans, right.

Oh hello! It's very late. You won't find a single doctor at this hour.

And once the poison spread my friend, forget about teddy bears and monkeys

your friend will die like a rabid dog.

You can decide. I'll go prep the operating room now.

Huh?

Let's go.

Let's go, let's go.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

What are you doing, Jain?

Paaji!

Paaji…

Paaji… Paaji I can't breathe man.

Paaji, relax now!

Moti, now you don't disturb me.

It's a major operation.

Sorry, Moti.

By the way,

Do you remember what I used to take the stone out of you?

Was it this one?

Look, look at me.

Or was it this one?

Thank you, buddy.

Paaji. Paaji,just do me a favour?

Just make a video of me saying "I'm over you"?

Khanne, everything's will be alright, just relax.

How will everything be fine?

If anything happens to me,

Atleast Vaishali should know what I feel!

Operation is successful.

Congratulations, Khanne!

Arore!

Thank you, Moti.

- Relax, Paaji. - सनव्यू रिसॉर्ट

The bullet is out

Where is Meera?

She was right here.

And Where's Paro?

She was… here too.

- Arore! - Hey!

Where are the drugs?

Who had that?

Paaji…

If I knew there was a fucking junkie sitting in my car,

I would have shot her before you could get to her.

First kick his ass.

- Paaji, he's, already injured. - Hey!

Fine, fine.

Sorry, Khanne.

It's okay, Paaji. Go for it.

Just make sure the stitches don't open

Khanne, sorry Khanne.

Go.

Paaji, but I'm a victim like you.

Paaji, She broke my heart.

As soon as I see her, I'll break her bones.

Yo, bodybuilder,

first break his ass.

No… please.

Come on.

Khanne…

don't you do legs at the gym or

- you just don't know how to kick someone? - This is how it's down!

Behenchod That's it. Now he's screaming.

- Bup! - That's how you do it.

Your turn.

Paaji, look at him, Paaji.

He can't even stand up. He'll die.

Please, paaji.

Paaji! Just give us a some time,

I promise I will catch that bloody Meera, and bring her in front to you.

Please, stop hurting him Paaji.

I'm begging you for mercy.

Done.

Parjaiji…?

But Where are you taking bhabhiji?

Bring Meera to us,

then you can have her back.

Gaurav! Gaurav!

We'll be at the poultry farm behind Sunview resort.

Gaurav!

Be there in one hour.

Otherwise, time change,

mind change.

- Later, fuckers! - Veerji!

Yes, Paaji?

Aujleh! Someone stole Paro, Aujleh.

Paro got snatched?

Hey, Shunty, Bunty, Bugga, Balli!

Paaji's Paro is get kidnaaped.

Honey Paaji's Paro is missing.

Oye no problem we will find it.

C'mon, guys. We have to find paaro!

- Turn right, turn right. - Paaji iam right behind you.

Take a u turn.

Perfect! Now Don't let her get away. Hold onto her till we get there

And share her live location, quickly.

- I'll get there as soon as… - Paaji,

how will we get there?

Come, this is our only option.

Hop on.

Come on, come on!

Where is Jain?

Jain! Yo, Jain?

Where are you going, we have to go save bhabhiji.

I am not coming.

Are you mad? What are you saying?

I've shared my location with Babuji.

And He's… coming to take me home.

Jain, you're coming with us.

Arore, I always told you, didn't i?

These fucking vegetarians aren't loyal to anyone.

Come on, Khanne!

Hey You fucker.

How dare you!

Bloody junkie.

Why, Baby?

Come on.

It's okay honey.

What is this place.

These people are so cheap.

If I was a drug dealer, I would meet in a five star.

Arore, keep it down man.

If those guys hear you,they are going to hurt me again.

- You keep her, and give us radha. - Lee.

Veerji!

Arore?

- Veerji? - Arore,where are you going?

Where the fuck he is going?

Where are you going?

What are you doing man?

- Veerji! - Have you lost it? What the fuck man!

I'll feed these pills to the chickens. Put your guns down.

If you drop a single pill,

I'll empty this gun in your ass.

Should I drop em?

Arore, don't man.

You want the drugs? You'll get them. But first promise, you won't hurt Meera!

You've lost it? You want to double - cross us for this junkie?

Paaji, I'm in love with her. It's true love. Two days are enough to fall in love.

I have never been this happy with anyone else.

- Arore, you idiot… - Paaji. Paaji. Paaji please, I'll pay for

the loss. Paaji, please Paaji. Paaji has money, he will pay.

I do have the money. But, there's no one in this world, that can make me pay for

- drugs. - Paaji, what the hell,

- Paaji! He'll kill us, Paaji! - Try and understand, man. My father

sahab's taught me better than this.

Principles are also important Arore, try and understand.

Kill them all!

Yo, shush, shush.

Check who is there.

Hey… sit still.

Hey! Hey!

This paaji- is on our team?

Jainu!

Jainu is back!

Radha…

Behind you!

Run, run, run, run

This way, come on.

- Move faster, you guys! - Khanna, walk faster.

Arore, please carry me man.

Huh? Are you crazy? Come on.

Honey, where the hell are we?

- That way! - Let's go!

Run, run!

- Please, please! - Uncle, where is the exit?

The wedding has just begun. Have fun.

Hurry up.

Khanne, hurry up man.

What's wrong?

Why are we…

Khanne!

Khanne?

Khanne, where are…

Khanne!

Paaji!

There they are!

Come come!

Hey!

Congratulations! Congratulations!

Congratulations! Congratulations!

- Congratulations! - Congratulations!

- Oh, Congratulations to everyone! - Lets go, lets go.

- Come come! - Lets go lets go.

Where are those fuckers.

Khanne!

Khanne, there is no time to do this. They're after us, let's go.

Paaji, I have to find her.

Paaji, I have to find her now and I have to tell her.

Khanne, we'll find her man.

- Lets get out of here first. - But I must tell her -

Run!

First copy Bruce Lee!

Are yoy coming here, or should I come there?

Baby, let me do the honours.

- Hey! What's happening there? - Nothing.

What happen uncle ji?

Nothing happens here keep your gun down.

Hey go fast get ready and come.

Okay.

Tea please?

Have the tea later.

Go and get ready with your dhol.

Sure, sure.

Come on guys, let's go.

Hey! Hey!

- What the hell are you doing? - What happened, Paaji?

Who'll clean the washrooms?

No, I think you're -

Where is your contractor?

Look, you're mistaken, I'm not a cleaner, alright -

Is this what we pay you for?

Hey What the hell are you doing?

- He's the groom. - Yeah.

The groom? In this suit?

- You think I'm stupid? - Well yes. Wait a minute.

Show him your sherwani.

This is to protect it, you idiot?

S - s - sorry, so sorry, sir. Sorry, madam. Sorry sorry.

Why are these band boys here?

Sir, I'll--

- You never pay attention, do you? - by mistake sir, I'll

- check sir I'll take care… - Let's go!

Hey boy band?

We told you, we don't need you guys, we've hired a DJ. right?

You hear music? Behenchod.

Paaji, we're being chased, they'll kill us, please let us hide in here, please.

Hello, sir. How may I help you?

Where's the complaint box here?

Complaint…?

Why? What's happened, sir?

You charging full price for the facilities that you are not even providing properly.

Facilities? Sir, we made sure everyone got hot water.

It was very hot.

Water isn't the issue.

But, what are we supposed to dry ourselves with?

There are no towels in the rooms.

Sir, how is that possible.

I put the towels in the rooms myself, right?

So you are saying he's lying?

He's not saying anything sir.

But I am saying something right.

Sir, tell me, which room?

The bride's room.

What? No towels in the bride's room?

This mistake can't happen again.

Sir, you don't worry about it. I'll send them right away.

- You'll send them? - Yes.

Give it to us we'll take it!

Come on let's go.

Paaji, ow…

Paaji… Paaji, why did you knock the door? I'm not prepared yet.

You are not prepared after all this time?

Okay, stick your chest out,

Take a deep breath, and say it to her face.

Now Don't get scared.

Oh hello!

Khanne…?

Sir, these are for the groom.

The groom took my bride away,

and I can't even take his whisky away? Huh?

Khanne, you have lost it…

She'll come out any time, man.

Go, give it to your groom!

Khanne?

What are you doing here?

After so much insult you are still here to ruin my wedding!

Vaishu…

You just wait right here.

I'll make sure you're thrown out.

Vaishali, wait yeah.

Vaishu…

Paaji, nobody is allowed in the kitchen.

Did a boy and a girl come here?

Like I just told you, nobody is allowed.

So this dupatta is yours then?

You're trying to fool me, you bloody asshole, I will- Bhenchod. Bhenchod.

Run come on, run!

Vaishu…

What happen, open the door.

No, Paaji.

We will wait for her to come out.

- Khanne, the goons are-- - Paaji…

I tod you, didn't i, Khanne?

Run, Arore! Khanne! Honey!

- Paaji! Paaji! - Run! Run! Run!

Run! Run! As fast as you can!

You really made us run.

But enough is enough!

No no Paaji, this is wrong, you can't shoot me okay.

Paaji, I never did anything. Paaji, this is not wrong.

- Paaji, no, no, no. no, no. - Paaji?

Paaji? Paaji?

- Honey? - Paaji, you can't die.

What happened?

- Veerji? - Are you okay? Are you okay?

I got shot bro.

Paaji!

What's up!

So, time change, mind change, huh?

If you had any sense you idiot, you would've shot us a long time ago.

Bloody idiots.

Avtar Sahab.

I called you so long ago and You are showing up now.

If you had taken a second longer, then…

Punjab Police is only late in the movies.

Alright?

Arrest these guys

- We have finally caught them. - But… Paaji…

Hey!

Not him!

Dumbass.

You know, a promotion is bigger than ego.

Got it? Take 'em away.

Paaji, he is disrespecting us.

- Times have changed, bro. - Come on!

What's up?

Are you done or not?

Almost,

just waiting for the door to open.

Mumma!

What's happened sweetie?

Vaishu, you're overreacting.

She was just giving me a massage.

What's wrong?

Hey, you bitch, my dress--

Mumma, I made a big mistake.

I trusted the wrong guy.

I have to rectify my mistake.

Isn't this what you wanted Khanne?

Here's the priest,Here's the mandap.

Come on, let's get married.

- It's just you and I. - What the hell man.

We came all this way witness his wedding?

Vaishu…

Saying "I'm over you" to a crying girlfriend

and getting promoted in the Punjab Police…

it is not easy.

You know I thought about this day

At least a hundred times over

I had even written a

boli for our wedding.

You'll hear it?

I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with a rose…

I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with a rose…

We were at Sukhna lake when I had proposed.

We were at Sukhna lake when I had proposed.

I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with a net…

I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with a net…

I didn't even realise, and four years flew by.

I didn't even realise, and four years flew by.

I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with a safe…

Everyone knows that you are Khanna's Achilles' heel.

Everyone knows that you are Khanna's Achilles' heel.

Khanne…!

I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with meat…

I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with meat…

You Didn't feel bad for me that day

when you are the one being cheat.

Khanne.

Khanne!

I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with stew…

I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with stew…

Baby,

I'm over you!

Hmm!

Bugge, lhave you woken up? What about the hangover?

Then why the hell you aren't answering my calls?

You want me to come there and talk to you?

Now listen. Don't touch another car for three days.

I'm sending Paro to you.

No no, it wasn't an accident, but she got really hurt.

Why don't you guys get a room.

I want my car just as she was.

Why, Veerji? You're jealous?

Why would I be jealous?

Meera?

- See Bhabhi, I just can't find her. - What?

It's fourth stage cancer now?

But how?

Shit.

Channo, look, don't worry about it. I'll be back tonight.

Yeah. Yes, yes. I'll be back very soon.

I'll be back by evening.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, okay, okay.

Paaji, what happened? Everything okay?

Yeah, yeah, it's all good. Let's go.

Paaji,

you solved all our problems.

If there's a problem, then you should tell uss.

There no problem Jain. Come on guys.

Paaji, now tell us. Why are you hiding it from us?

Arore, you think I'll hide anything?

Come on, guys its all good.

Veerji, Please tell us.

Please.

Bhabhi…

Bhabhiji…

you see, Channo and I watch "Sasural Simar Ka" every night on tv.

And since the past three days, I haven't watched any episode of it.

And Simar's brother just got stage 4 cancer.

Channo is very heartbroken man.

She just letting me know that's all.

Shame on you, Paaji.

Jain, what, what did I…

Paaji…

Shit.

Arore, you are judging me… I mean…

- Khanne, but… - Veerji tell me

Simar's brother gonna be fine right?

Bhabhiji, how would I know? We'll find that out in the next episode I guess.

- Honey, hurry up man. - That's right.

I just want to get home now.

Way to go!

Instead of Paaji, I am Honey? No respect left for me at all.

I don't think we can call you paaji anymore.

Walk fast you might catch the evening episode today.

What's the big deal? Men can watch tv too.

Paaji, believe me you've lost all our respect.

How can I lose respect because of a show, man?

Bhabhiji, talk to them. Even men watch tv shows

Paaji, by the way, which channel does it air on?

- Nonsense. - How will I remember the

channel number, Khanne.

- Ma'am, listen… - Stay the fuck

if you going to hug me, then how I am supposed to kiss you Okay, Aa… Sorry!

You know He's bad. He ruined… the entire thing.

Like this, like this… It was a male underwear behenchod…

Golu beta, come here? Quit crying like…

Stop weeping like… Quit whinning like…

She is beautiful, and innocent

Sorry, sorry! "…over you!"

paaji one more time please. One second.

Okay. One second. I don't know what all I said I forgot my dialogue.

- Exit. - Yes.

You supposed to exit?

- Cut! - Paaji I couldn't hear 'Action."

beat him arore, what is happening.

Make it high, higher, now squeeze it, done

dude its like a shower, its got more than one hole.

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