Original subtitles

( light rock action theme playing)

( country theme playing)

(shutter clicks)

Smell that air, people.

Smell that air.

ALEX: Ooh, it's so beautiful.

I can't believe we're finally doing this.

A six-day camping trip. This is gonna be great.

Yeah, it sure is.

Just living off the land.

What living off the land?

You mean we're not bringing any food?

"Bringing any food"?

Where's the challenge of bringing food?

ALEX: Besides, you haven't lived

until you've tasted Walker's famous water-bug biscuits.

Water-bug biscuits.

Yeah, it goes great with my tree-frog chili.

Oh, I almost forgot about

your tree-frog chili.

My mouth's just watering thinking about it.

Water-bug biscuits and tree-frog chili.

I get it. You guys are messing with me.

( country theme swells)

Right?

(chuckling)

Trivette, I thought you were the one

they always gave a hard time to.

TRIVETTE: They did.

Didn't I mention to you how nice it is

having you with us, Carlos?

(both chuckle)

( tense theme playing)

WOMAN: Hey. MAN: Hey!

Luke, you get the gear.

Buddy, you get the grub.

You got it, Dwight.

Now! Right.

( peaceful theme playing)

(bell rings)

WALKER: Hey there.

Well, hello.

Where are you going?

I'm going shopping. You wanna come?

Well, we'd love to, but we just rented some bikes

and decided to go on a little bike ride.

Okay. Well, have fun.

We will. Whoo-oo-oo.

That was a close call.

MAN: That's ten boxes 12-gauge, ten boxes 20-gauge.

The total is 137.32.

You know who I am?

( ominous theme playing)

Good.

Put this on account.

Uh, account? What account?

On account if you don't,

I'm gonna come right over this counter

and rip your heart right out of your chest.

( ominous theme playing)

You have a nice day now.

Remember, men,

it's not whether you win or lose,

it's whether I win or lose!

(Trivette chuckles)

( rock theme playing)

( peaceful theme playing)

( rock theme playing)

(screams, laughs)

( peaceful theme playing)

( rock theme playing)

(all shout, laugh)

(cries out, grunts)

(all shout)

(laughs)

( peaceful theme playing)

( rock theme playing)

(laughs) Hey.

(all panting)

All right. Best two out of three.

(Carlos groans)

Yeah, right.

( ominous theme playing)

(door opens)

Look at her, Dwight. Ain't she beautiful?

I want her, Dwight.

Anything little brother wants,

little brother gets.

( ominous theme playing)

( light rock action theme playing)

♪ In the eyes of a Ranger ♪

♪ The unsuspecting stranger ♪

♪ Had better know the truth ♪

♪ Of wrong from right ♪

♪ 'Cause the eyes Of the Ranger ♪

♪ Are upon you ♪

♪ Any wrong you do He's gonna see ♪

♪ When you're in Texas Look behind you ♪

♪ 'Cause that's where The Ranger's gonna be ♪

(country music playing on radio)

♪ I'm havin' a party ♪

♪ My friends Will all be there ♪

♪ I'm havin' a party ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm sure too broke To care ♪

(speaking inaudibly)

I'm an opera singer.

What do you do for a living?

Wow. I'm a Texas Ranger.

A Texas Ranger? Yeah.

You are not.

Yes, I am. I am.

All right, then what position do you play?

No, you're thinking of the baseball team.

I'm a cop.

A cop.

Yeah. With a hat.

Mm-hm.

♪ A howlin' moon ♪

♪ Dancin' in the yard ♪

♪ And dancin' on the roof ♪

♪ Grandpa sellin' water That's a hundred proof ♪

♪ I'm not the kind ♪

♪ To take this sittin' down ♪

♪ When the goin' gets tough ♪

♪ The tough paint the town ♪

♪ I'm havin' a party ♪

♪ My friends Will all be there ♪

♪ I'm havin' a party ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm too broke To care ♪

I can't tell you

how much I've been looking forward to this.

Well, you've been working hard.

You deserve it.

(giggles)

♪ I'm through feelin' sorry ♪

♪ I'm havin' a party ♪

(speaking inaudibly)

Excuse me, my dear.

You've heard of Bonnie and Clyde, right?

Of course. Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty.

No, that's the movie. I'm a...

Hey. Huh. Oh, perfect timing.

See, this is my partner. Walker, tell 'em.

Tell 'em what?

That we're Texas Rangers. (women giggle)

WALKER: Trivette, you're not using that old

Texas Ranger line again, are you?

(chuckles)

He's joking with you.

A man should be proud of what

he does for a living, right?

Yes.

And someone has to clean septic tanks.

(women giggle)

Septic tanks now?

WALKER: Mm-hm.

Well, you got the smell off tonight.

Oh, my goodness.

Good.

Great. Okay.

Walker.

(chuckles): He's joking with you.

Okay.

I am a cop.

Right. A cop.

I am.

♪ I'm havin' a party ♪

♪ Oh, I'm through Feelin' sorry ♪

Don't feel bad.

When we were young, you studied karate.

I hung out in pool halls.

Double or nothing.

It's your money.

Oh, excuse me.

( tense theme playing)

My little brother likes you.

That's nice.

He wants to dance with you.

I'm sorry. I don't want to dance right now.

That's too damn bad.

He wants to dance with you, so you gonna dance.

Let her go.

This ain't your business, cowboy.

She's with me, so it is my business.

Now, let her go.

What if I said, "If you don't get your butt back over there,

I'm gonna kick your cowboy butt back over there?"

I'd say, "Start kicking."

Oh, really? Mm-hm.

Walker, let's just go. Come on.

Let's just go.

Ain't that cute?

Let's get it on.

Get back, Alex.

Oh, no.

Cowboy and the choirboys.

( tense theme playing)

MAN: All right.

That's enough.

Can't you boys ever come to town without starting trouble?

Now, get out.

You're lucky, cowboy,

sheriff coming when he did.

Real lucky.

Funny thing about luck is, it can change:

(snaps)

Like that.

( dramatic theme playing)

SHERIFF: Get out. Let's get outta this dump.

Thanks, sheriff.

Chandler. Tom Chandler.

Cordell Walker, Texas Ranger from Dallas.

My partner James Trivette. How do you do?

Assistant District Attorney Alex Cahill.

Hi. Trent Malloy. Carlos Sandoval.

Nice to meet you folks.

Who are these guys?

The Trammel brothers. Dwight, Buddy, and Luke.

From here? No, they live off on their own.

Word is they got a cabin somewhere up in the mountains,

but no one's ever seen it.

Rumor has it that they got the entire area booby-trapped,

and none of 'em would think twice

about shooting a trespasser.

I don't wanna run into them again.

I'll keep an eye on 'em till they leave.

I appreciate it, sheriff.

Come on, now. I want a rematch.

The man's a glutton for punishment.

Oh, Ranger Trivette.

I thought you were gonna tell us about Bonnie and Clyde.

Hey.

Septic tank.

♪ Try to make your mark ♪

What did you do?

I didn't do anything.

Ha.

Honest.

Ha.

TRIVETTE: Let's go back to the table.

♪ Now it's time to do The takin' in the real world ♪

( peaceful theme playing)

Come on.

So anybody want a cup of coffee before we take off?

Oh, that'd be great, Alex. No, thank you.

I do. I want a nonfat, half-caf, half-decaf latte.

(chuckles): Jimmy.

TRIVETTE: What?

Well, use your imagination,

'cause you know I don't like regular coffee.

(dog barks)

( mysterious theme playing)

( peaceful theme playing)

( tense theme playing)

All my little brother wanted was just one little dance,

but you couldn't do that, could you?

Excuse me.

My friends are waiting for me.

But they're gonna have to keep waiting,

'cause last night it was just a dance,

but now he decided he wants something

a little more permanent.

( ominous theme playing)

(screams)

(screaming)

DWIGHT: Can't you hold her?

I've got her.

(Alex screams)

DWIGHT: Settle down and relax, little filly.

You might even enjoy this.

(men chuckle)

(chuckles) CHANDLER: Let her go, Dwight.

(gasps)

You won't do this, sheriff.

I said let her go, Dwight.

You heard him, boys.

(grunts)

(screaming)

(groans)

Get out of here. Let's go. Get out. Come on.

( dramatic theme swells)

I wonder what's keeping Alex.

She's probably looking for your nonfat latte.

(chuckles)

That's very funny.

I'll go look for her.

And I don't wanna hear anything from the peanut gallery.

( ominous theme playing)

WALKER: Who are these guys?

CHANDLER: The Trammel brothers.

CHANDLER: Rumor has it that they've got a cabin up in the mountains,

but no one's ever seen it.

Let me go. Ow!

Put me down!

(shrieks)

You listen to me.

You may be pretty, but out here,

if you can't pull your own weight,

you're nothing but a hothouse flower,

and out in these mountains,

those kind of flowers don't last very long.

So you shut up and you keep up.

(grunts)

What happened?

The Trammels.

What?

They killed the sheriff,

and they took Alex.

( ominous theme swells)

( suspenseful theme playing)

(sighs)

(sniffs) I think you should know

that I'm an assistant district attorney

for Tarrant County in Texas.

No kidding?

You know, I never had me a district attorney before.

You know how to pick 'em, little brother.

You're not listening to me. It's not too late.

If we turn around right now, I could talk to the...

(cries out, groans)

(gasps, coughing)

Lesson number two:

if I want something out of you,

I'll beat it out of you.

(coughs, gasps)

Come on.

(sobbing)

( tense theme playing)

TRENT: You'd think they'd be more careful

about disguising their trail.

They're not worried about us.

That was their first mistake.

No, their first mistake was taking Alex.

( dramatic theme playing)

( ominous theme playing)

Leo.

Got my stuff?

(guns cock) Hold it right there.

(guns cock)

(door opens)

( mysterious theme playing)

Easy, boys, easy.

(clicks)

(guns click)

LEO: One-hundred percent homegrown

Wasatch Plateau marijuana.

LEO: You got quite a cutie here.

How much you want for her?

She's not for sale.

Dwight?

Talking about a lifetime supply of wacky weed for that.

DWIGHT: You heard my brother.

She ain't for sale.

You boys wanna be that way,

you know, I might just get to a point

where my weed's not for sale either.

( dramatic theme playing)

Listen, Leo, we get tired of her,

she's yours.

Deal.

Oh, hey.

Let me put you heads up about something.

There's four guys following us.

They might come this way.

Well, if they come this way,

they won't be following you anymore.

Good.

DWIGHT: Let's go.

( suspenseful theme playing)

MAN: Hold it.

(guns cocking)

( melancholy theme swells)

(man grunts)

Let's go.

Come on in. Come on.

Look at all this marijuana.

I'd say the drug education's been a failure.

You fellas made a big mistake

coming after the Trammel brothers.

Now you're gonna have to die for it.

How far ahead are they?

Now, why would you wanna know that?

I'm just curious, wondering how fast

we we're catching up with them.

They came through about a half-hour ago.

You satisfied?

WALKER: Where's their cabin located?

Can you believe this?

Instead of begging for his life,

he wants to know where the cabin is.

Well, you're gonna kill us anyway,

so what's the difference?

It's in a little valley

on the south side of the mountain.

Is there anything else you wanna know before I kill you?

(thugs chuckle)

I can't think of anything. How about you guys?

Good here.

Uh-uh. No.

( action theme playing)

(thugs grunting)

(grunts)

(all grunting)

(all grunting)

( peaceful theme playing)

Well, now you know guys know why they call this stuff dope.

THUG 1: Oh, man. Look, it's cutting me. Come on, ease up.

THUG 2: Gotta be that tight? Hey.

(thugs groaning)

THUG 1: Oh, easy.

Yeah.

THUG 1: Gonna tear off my hand. THUG 2: Oh, come on, man.

You guys just gonna leave us here?

Until we get back.

LEO: Y-yeah, but, I mean, what...?

When the Trammels kill you, then who's gonna let us go?

Well, I guess you better hope that doesn't happen.

THUG 1: Come on.

THUG 2: Come on, man.

You can't leave us here.

THUG 1: Hey, hey, hey. Come on.

THUG 2: Oh, come on, man.

THUG 1: Hey!

( suspenseful theme playing)

( adventurous theme playing)

( ominous theme playing)

Come here. Right.

( dramatic theme playing)

That cowboy of yours is better than I thought,

but we'll fix a little surprise

for him and his friends.

They're not far ahead of us.

Ain't but one law means anything out here:

the law of survival.

Walker gets through with you,

you're gonna wish you hadn't survived.

That smart mouth of yours

gonna be real painful.

(scoffs)

( tense theme playing)

DWIGHT: There. Snug it. Hold it.

Don't want the thing to come out too quick.

(tapping)

DWIGHT: Snug it out right there.

All right. Uh-huh.

Okay. Yeah.

These rocks will get 'em right in the face.

They'll never know what hit 'em.

Get outta my way.

LUKE: Come on. Let's go.

Watch it!

Move! Watch it!

(grunts)

( somber theme playing)

(groaning)

TRIVETTE: Okay, anybody see

the license plate of that truck that hit me?

(Trent chuckles) You may have some broken ribs.

You may be right. It hurts when I breathe.

I'm sorry about that, Trivette.

That ought to be me lying there.

Forget about it. Just get me up.

WALKER: All right. Let's go.

Easy.

(grunts)

Nice and easy.

(all panting)

You all right?

I think... How do you feel?

I think I can walk.

Okay.

Carlos, get Trivette down the mountain.

Trent and I will go after Alex.

Yeah. All right.

You got it? Yeah.

All right.

You okay?

(breathing heavily)

I'll live. Heh.

I think.

Let's go.

All right.

DWIGHT: Sally. Venessa.

Get out here.

( melancholy theme playing)

Take her inside. Make her presentable.

Now.

( ominous theme playing)

(door shuts)

( suspenseful theme playing)

Which way do you think we should go?

ALEX: What happened to you?

WOMAN: I was a waitress

at a truck stop outside of Salt Lake.

Dwight asked me out for a drink,

and the next thing I knew,

I was tied up in the back of a pickup.

How long have you been here?

Two years.

Two years?

This should do.

What are you talking about? I...

How can you let them treat you like this?

It's important that you do exactly what they tell you.

Do what they tell me?

I'm not doing anything that they tell me.

Shh. They'll hear you.

I don't care if they hear me.

That's because you don't know what they're capable of.

And I'm not gonna find out,

because I'm not staying.

Haven't you tried to escape?

Yes.

We have.

( melancholy theme playing)

Well?

( dramatic theme playing)

( whip cracking, woman screaming)

Oh, my God.

( whip cracking, woman screaming)

(exhales heavily)

( ominous theme playing)

Carlos, I gotta stop for a minute.

All right. All right.

Mm-hm. You all right? Yeah?

Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

Hey, whoa! Hey, hey, hey.

(coughing)

(whimpers)

Oh. It's your lung. You...

You must have punctured it.

Thank you, Dr. Sandoval.

(Carlos chuckles)

All right. No, hey.

You... You shouldn't move.

I-I need to get you some help.

(sniffles)

(breathing heavily)

Yeah. Let's look at you.

Uh-huh. Huh.

That's more like it.

Come here. Look at this.

(men chuckle)

Huh.

I'm glad you approve.

You might fit in pretty well here after all.

But you're gonna take that ring off.

Go to hell.

(cries out)

(whimpers) Hold her.

I got her.

(whimpers)

Get in there and fix some food.

( suspenseful theme playing)

They got out here.

It's mellow.

WOMAN: What are you doing?

I'm getting out of here. No, you can't.

You know what they'll do.

I know, but they're not gonna catch me.

I'll bring back help. I promise.

Good luck.

( dramatic theme playing)

(coughs)

Hey.

Hey.

(chuckles)

( suspenseful theme playing)

Boo. (cries out)

(laughing)

(shouting)

(grunting)

(cries out)

(gasping)

I'm just gonna have to teach you

you can't run away.

No!

( somber theme playing)

Watch it.

TRENT: Ooh.

That was a close one. Thanks.

We're getting close.

I can't wait.

(Alex shrieking)

Quiet. No!

(Alex shrieking)

ALEX: No!

No!

(Alex shrieking, sobbing)

(whip cracks)

(Alex shrieking)

(whip cracks)

(sobbing)

I got it set.

(whip cracks)

(Alex whimpering)

(whip cracking)

( woman screaming, whip cracking)

( somber theme playing)

(whimpering)

(whip cracks)

( somber theme playing)

(whip cracking)

(Alex whimpering)

Rip her dress.

(whimpering)

(whip cracks)

WALKER (echoes): Trammel, come and get me.

I've had enough of this cowboy and his buddies.

I want 'em dead.

You got it. Go.

We'll finish this when I get back.

DWIGHT: Get in the house.

(gun cocks)

( suspenseful theme playing)

(rustling)

(gun cocks)

(wings fluttering)

(grunts)

(clicking)

(cries out)

(grunts)

(both grunting)

(grunts)

( suspenseful theme playing)

(gun cocks)

Drop it, Trammel.

( suspenseful theme swells)

( tense theme playing)

Okay, cowboy.

How about you and me, huh?

Mano a mano, huh?

Don't you even look at me, boy.

( dramatic theme playing)

But you. How about you, man?

You bad. You a Texas Ranger.

Come on, killer. Get you some.

( Alex screaming)

Here, Trent.

He deserves a beating.

He sure does.

Oh, yeah, come get you one, baby.

( tense theme playing)

(both grunting)

(Dwight groans)

(both grunting)

(groans)

He asked for it, he got it.

(panting)

Watch him. I've gotta free Alex.

( somber theme playing)

(gasps)

(Alex sobbing)

( triumphant theme playing)

(sobbing)

It's okay, Alex.

It's okay.

(sobbing)

( peaceful theme playing)

(helicopter whirring)

What took you so long?

Did you remember my latte?

( dramatic theme playing)

What do you want?

Bitch.

( heart beating)

(cries out)

(helicopter whirring)

( peaceful theme playing)

TRIVETTE: Doctor says I'll be as good as new in no time.

That's great, Jimmy. Yeah.

Hey, how are you doing?

I'm doing okay.

Now that the Trammel brothers are in jail,

Sally and Venessa are back with their families.

I can't even imagine what they must've gone through.

(Trivette grunts)

What about the marijuana farmers?

They're in custody, right?

Yeah. Trent called that in.

I didn't call it in. Why would I call it in?

I thought you called it in.

No, I didn't call it in.

(groans)

Well, if no one called it in...

(thunder crashes)

Wow.

Oh, boy.

( blues theme playing)

(Trent chuckles)

(thunder crashes)

(all whimpering)

(chuckles)

Who's gonna call it in?

(Alex groans)

(sighs)

Well, I tell you what.

We'll flip for it... in the morning.

(all chuckling)

(chuckles)

(Trivette groans)

(all chuckling)

Oh, I'm sorry. Heh. Oh.

Hurts when you laugh, huh?

TRIVETTE: Yeah. (chuckles)

( blues theme swells)

( upbeat theme playing)

♪ 'Cause the eyes Of the Ranger ♪

♪ Are upon you ♪

♪ Any wrong you do He's gonna see ♪

♪ When you're in Texas Look behind you ♪

♪ 'Cause that's where The Ranger's gonna be ♪