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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,924 --> 00:01:29,426 LEONARD HO 2 00:01:29,593 --> 00:01:32,137 JACKIE CHAN 3 00:01:32,888 --> 00:01:36,265 WILLIE CHAN PLANNING: EDWARD TANG 4 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:52,736 In recognition of your great performance, the commissioner awards you an A medal. 5 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:56,908 Congratulations. 6 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:00,327 Great! 7 00:02:11,837 --> 00:02:16,173 JIMMY LAW, LIM CHAN SCRIPTWRITERS: ABE KWONG, LEE MAN-CHOI 8 00:02:17,258 --> 00:02:20,761 OLIVER WONG CINEMATOGRAPHER: CHEUNG YIU-CHO 9 00:02:21,595 --> 00:02:24,931 NOEL QUINLAN EDITOR: PETER CHEUNG 10 00:02:25,849 --> 00:02:28,809 JACKIE CHAN'S STUNT TEAM 11 00:02:34,814 --> 00:02:38,484 WELLSON CHIN 12 00:02:49,452 --> 00:02:52,495 The previous so-called instructor said, 13 00:02:52,704 --> 00:02:56,165 the mission of the SKIRTS unit does not include meeting men. 14 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:58,625 She forbade us from wearing makeup. She's a fool! 15 00:03:02,837 --> 00:03:04,380 I'm now the instructor. 16 00:03:04,589 --> 00:03:05,631 Let me tell you, 17 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:10,009 the reason SKIRTS exists is to do what SDU cannot. 18 00:03:10,219 --> 00:03:12,221 Including beguiling men. 19 00:03:12,721 --> 00:03:15,305 The whole reason our unit is termed SKIRTS is 20 00:03:15,473 --> 00:03:18,642 because we all look great in short skirts. 21 00:03:18,851 --> 00:03:22,186 Look at your horsey face. Your legs aren't good enough to wear shorts! 22 00:03:22,354 --> 00:03:25,899 Forget about beguiling men, you couldn't even attract a ghost! 23 00:03:26,065 --> 00:03:27,024 Where's your makeup? 24 00:03:27,983 --> 00:03:30,360 Don't want to put on makeup? I'll do it for you! 25 00:03:49,876 --> 00:03:51,419 - Hey, your chick! - She wishes! 26 00:03:56,423 --> 00:03:57,549 One, two, three, four. 27 00:04:00,261 --> 00:04:03,221 Got caught by me, didn't you? You're in trouble. You were slow! 28 00:04:03,388 --> 00:04:06,224 Is that a criminal offence? Take me to the executioner! 29 00:04:06,391 --> 00:04:08,350 Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. 30 00:04:12,562 --> 00:04:13,436 Let me go! 31 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,107 Let me go! 32 00:04:16,315 --> 00:04:17,232 No! 33 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,694 - No! - I'm going to blow you up! 34 00:04:28,284 --> 00:04:29,451 You missed! 35 00:04:32,412 --> 00:04:33,413 No way! 36 00:04:34,414 --> 00:04:36,706 I don't believe I can't hit the target this time! 37 00:04:36,873 --> 00:04:38,791 No! You mustn't! 38 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:55,138 I'm sure as hell not going to miss this time! 39 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:02,645 You were tied. How could this happen? 40 00:05:02,812 --> 00:05:06,105 Because I have many hands! 41 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,818 Slap! 42 00:05:12,028 --> 00:05:14,447 - Slap your cheeks! - Stop hitting me! 43 00:05:17,907 --> 00:05:18,908 Get changed and go! 44 00:05:19,075 --> 00:05:20,951 Should I go first or change first? 45 00:05:26,832 --> 00:05:29,124 Look. They're already sweating from their running. 46 00:05:29,334 --> 00:05:32,128 - Why are you still not fully awake? - I couldn't sleep last night! 47 00:05:32,337 --> 00:05:35,088 - Insomnia is a very good excuse, no? - lt is. 48 00:05:35,297 --> 00:05:38,466 But whether or not it's a legit answer, it breaks our code of conduct. 49 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,093 Take those sandbags... 50 00:05:44,138 --> 00:05:45,931 over there where the scoreboard is. 51 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,517 - No way... - It's a surefire cure for insomnia. 52 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:56,648 Also, we will have new members joining SKIRTS today. 53 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,524 They're new and unfamiliar. 54 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,819 I hope you will all help them adapt to our training style. 55 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,780 Keep jogging. 56 00:06:06,990 --> 00:06:09,158 How are we supposed to help the new people? 57 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,660 You could probably start by bullying them less. 58 00:06:11,869 --> 00:06:14,329 Well, we were all new once... 59 00:06:14,497 --> 00:06:16,539 Therefore, we should not bully the new girls. 60 00:06:16,748 --> 00:06:18,791 Wrong. What I meant to say is, 61 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,168 that we finally have the chance to haze someone else! 62 00:06:22,378 --> 00:06:25,964 Hey, better get started on those sandbags. Don't you want some sleep tonight? 63 00:06:26,131 --> 00:06:28,340 - Get a move on! - Good luck! 64 00:06:28,508 --> 00:06:29,675 Have fun! 65 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:37,140 Your fault for being sleepy. Grin and bear it! 66 00:06:37,349 --> 00:06:39,558 Your fault for being sleepy. Grin and bear it! 67 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,059 I shall grin and bear it! 68 00:06:44,647 --> 00:06:45,563 Stop the car! 69 00:06:58,157 --> 00:06:59,491 Hey, let's go that way. 70 00:06:59,659 --> 00:07:00,826 - Sure. - Let's go. 71 00:07:01,828 --> 00:07:04,162 Hey, excuse me, Auntie-- 72 00:07:04,913 --> 00:07:06,581 Do I look like an auntie to you?! 73 00:07:06,790 --> 00:07:08,582 - The platonic ideal. - What?! 74 00:07:13,170 --> 00:07:16,714 - What's happening? - Nothing, just looking for Instructor Wu. 75 00:07:17,382 --> 00:07:20,009 I'm their instructor. You can call me Madam. 76 00:07:20,176 --> 00:07:22,552 But you must stand strict when you address me. 77 00:07:34,938 --> 00:07:36,522 - Introduce yourselves! - Phoebe! 78 00:07:37,566 --> 00:07:40,234 - Ping! - Jo! 79 00:07:44,863 --> 00:07:48,366 I'm... Susanna. 80 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,075 Why do you want to join the SKIRTS? 81 00:07:51,577 --> 00:07:53,704 High salary, great benefits. 82 00:07:54,204 --> 00:07:55,746 No bonuses though. 83 00:07:55,955 --> 00:07:58,248 If that's all you're after, why not be a whore? 84 00:08:01,585 --> 00:08:03,712 Serving the community, keeping the peace. 85 00:08:04,588 --> 00:08:08,799 Risking your life for a meagre salary... you're either lying or an idiot. 86 00:08:12,219 --> 00:08:13,761 Keeping the peace... 87 00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:17,264 Upholding righteousness, eradicating evil, executing the law, 88 00:08:17,474 --> 00:08:20,642 helping the weak... For justice and world peace... 89 00:08:22,978 --> 00:08:25,437 Quite a job description for that salary. 90 00:08:25,646 --> 00:08:26,563 You're really... 91 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:28,607 stupid! 92 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:34,905 Training begins now. Move these sandbags over there. 93 00:08:59,008 --> 00:09:00,800 Hey, hurry up. What are you doing? 94 00:09:13,269 --> 00:09:15,813 Hey, great delegating. 95 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:18,606 Of course! I use my brain. 96 00:09:23,653 --> 00:09:25,613 - I'm exhausted. - Me, too. 97 00:09:32,285 --> 00:09:35,203 - Amy, that's enough. - Got it. I know what I'm doing. 98 00:09:35,371 --> 00:09:36,705 They look pitiful. Stop. 99 00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:42,126 I think something's off... 100 00:09:42,293 --> 00:09:43,961 Whatever, we've moved them all. 101 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:52,969 Madam, why would training start before we put down our luggage? 102 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,554 - Madam, why-- - Because she's not Madam. 103 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,852 - Madam, we're-—- - | Know. 104 00:10:09,316 --> 00:10:11,358 Have you finished moving all the sandbags? 105 00:10:13,194 --> 00:10:14,236 I moved them all! 106 00:10:15,071 --> 00:10:16,988 Didn't expect it to be done so quickly. 107 00:10:19,199 --> 00:10:22,743 And now you can move them all to their original position. 108 00:10:28,832 --> 00:10:31,376 Old girls are dismissed. New girls, come to my office. 109 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:57,355 Hey, do you think they'll prank us again? 110 00:10:57,897 --> 00:10:58,898 Scared? 111 00:10:59,065 --> 00:11:01,567 If they're going to prank us, I'm going to prank them. 112 00:11:01,735 --> 00:11:04,027 - Go on. What's there to be afraid of? - Goon. 113 00:11:06,614 --> 00:11:08,698 Hey, get me one too. 114 00:11:08,865 --> 00:11:10,032 - Okay. - Thanks. 115 00:11:28,381 --> 00:11:30,383 Hey, which beds are ours? 116 00:11:35,137 --> 00:11:37,222 I guess any bed we want, then. 117 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,394 - This bed's not bad? - Yeah, not bad. 118 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,395 Hey, that's my bed! 119 00:11:47,064 --> 00:11:49,441 I's yours? So which one is mine? 120 00:11:49,649 --> 00:11:50,608 How should I know? 121 00:11:51,817 --> 00:11:55,237 Stop fussing, your beds are there. All four in a row are yours. 122 00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:58,322 Why didn't you speak up earlier? Trying to pick a fight? Idiot. 123 00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:04,078 - How can they be so rude? - Forget it. Don't fuss. 124 00:12:15,087 --> 00:12:17,631 Hey, is there a hammer? | want to hang up my medals. 125 00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:21,132 Is that really worth hanging? 126 00:12:22,301 --> 00:12:26,345 Runner-up at the third women's karate open championships. 127 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:30,266 - Is that worth hanging up? - Runner-up of women's championships? 128 00:12:30,974 --> 00:12:32,767 Runner-up is beyond me, of course. 129 00:12:36,604 --> 00:12:40,357 I've run out of room to hang up my taekwondo champion medal. 130 00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:51,783 Amy, are you all right? 131 00:12:52,368 --> 00:12:55,119 I'm fine... | guess... 132 00:12:56,204 --> 00:12:57,121 So pitiful. 133 00:12:59,374 --> 00:13:01,291 Do you need help getting to your bed? 134 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:03,668 No... I'll be fine after some shut-eye. 135 00:13:28,148 --> 00:13:31,483 Hey, the new girls are cold. 136 00:13:37,864 --> 00:13:38,739 Empty. 137 00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:43,910 - Hey! - You don't mind, do you? 138 00:13:44,119 --> 00:13:47,329 I don't mind sharing, but that's my medication. 139 00:13:47,496 --> 00:13:48,830 It's bitter! 140 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:53,167 Hey, where's your shampoo, conditioner, and face cream? 141 00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:55,044 In the drawer, help yourself. 142 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,092 Hey, did you pack this? Need to borrow a pair? 143 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,178 No need. 144 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,847 You're way too small. 145 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:15,853 Ladies and ladies, allow me to say a few words, okay? 146 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:19,565 New or old, we're all SKIRTS. Since we became teammates by fate, 147 00:14:19,774 --> 00:14:22,442 we should get along and work as a team. Do you agree? 148 00:14:22,609 --> 00:14:23,401 Amy’s right! 149 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:37,909 Hey, don't lie down yet. It might be booby-trapped. 150 00:14:38,414 --> 00:14:40,456 - What should we do? - What kind of trap? 151 00:14:40,624 --> 00:14:42,375 Let me check for you, okay? 152 00:14:48,923 --> 00:14:49,965 This one's safe. 153 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,386 This one's fine also! 154 00:14:55,553 --> 00:14:56,470 Maybe it's that one. 155 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:01,724 They're all fine! 156 00:15:02,226 --> 00:15:03,976 It must be that one, then! 157 00:15:12,442 --> 00:15:14,985 - Hey, it's okay. - Maybe I was just too sensitive. 158 00:15:15,194 --> 00:15:17,237 They didn't set traps on us. We're okay. 159 00:15:17,446 --> 00:15:19,781 But no matter what, we're grateful for your attention. 160 00:15:19,949 --> 00:15:21,115 - Thank you! - Not at all. 161 00:15:23,451 --> 00:15:24,493 we’ll be fine. 162 00:15:44,593 --> 00:15:45,927 That one, please. 163 00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:48,097 Don't cross the yellow line. Back this way. 164 00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:49,014 Sorry. 165 00:15:49,223 --> 00:15:50,932 - You're new? - Yes. 166 00:15:58,355 --> 00:15:59,814 - Today's great. - Hey. 167 00:15:59,982 --> 00:16:01,941 Hey, do you mind if I go in front of you? 168 00:16:02,859 --> 00:16:05,027 Not at all, go ahead. 169 00:16:05,236 --> 00:16:07,029 Hey! For real? Cutting in line? 170 00:16:07,238 --> 00:16:09,948 What's it to you? She's cutting in front of me, not you. 171 00:16:17,997 --> 00:16:19,789 Do you mind if I go in front of you? 172 00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:22,625 - Whatever. - I guess not... 173 00:16:26,795 --> 00:16:29,297 Do you mind if we go in front of you? 174 00:16:29,464 --> 00:16:31,673 I most certainly do not mind. 175 00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:34,552 Are you kidding me? So many of you! 176 00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:37,303 What's it to you? She's cutting in front of me, not you. 177 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:42,183 Hey, please don't cross the yellow line. 178 00:16:42,391 --> 00:16:43,975 PLEASE STAY BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE 179 00:16:44,894 --> 00:16:46,562 Someone messed up! 180 00:16:46,729 --> 00:16:49,230 They don't even know the basic rules of the mess hall. 181 00:16:54,192 --> 00:16:55,318 For real? Beat her up! 182 00:16:55,527 --> 00:16:57,862 I'll beat the shit out of whoever touches me! 183 00:16:58,071 --> 00:17:00,822 A threat? I'm not scared. If you've got guts, let's fight! 184 00:17:04,410 --> 00:17:07,328 May, let it go. Madam told us to help the new girls out. 185 00:17:07,537 --> 00:17:08,871 Let's go easy on her? 186 00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:11,541 Go easy on her? What if she thinks we're scared of her? 187 00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:16,003 Hey, you're all on the same team. Why are you fighting? Come and get lunch. 188 00:17:24,551 --> 00:17:25,426 Thanks. 189 00:17:28,055 --> 00:17:29,680 - More. - We've no pork cutlets. 190 00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:32,682 Go easy on her... Now we've got no food left. 191 00:17:32,892 --> 00:17:35,060 No need to get nervous. I came prepared. 192 00:17:36,353 --> 00:17:37,228 What's that? 193 00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:38,521 Curry lamb chop. 194 00:17:38,688 --> 00:17:41,564 I asked the Gurkha chef to specially make it for you. 195 00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:44,025 Amazing! Thanks. 196 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,736 Hey, looks yummy. 197 00:17:45,945 --> 00:17:47,904 I don't eat lamb. I don't like that smell. 198 00:17:48,071 --> 00:17:50,364 Alright. I'll think of something. Just eat first. 199 00:17:50,531 --> 00:17:51,782 - No way. - Have a try. 200 00:17:57,454 --> 00:17:59,413 Will they dare sit with us? 201 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:03,041 Hey... should we sit down? 202 00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:04,918 Afraid they'd bite? Sit down! 203 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,378 If you're afraid, eat standing. Let's go. 204 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,379 Come on. 205 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:25,727 Eat up. 206 00:18:37,112 --> 00:18:39,280 We're on the same team! Don't be like that! 207 00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:44,576 I only wanted the ketchup. 208 00:19:00,631 --> 00:19:03,174 - Compliments of the chef. Enjoy. - Thanks! 209 00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:04,967 Fermented Bean curd! My favourite! 210 00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:06,302 My favourite also! 211 00:19:09,638 --> 00:19:11,931 I'm on a diet. One is enough for me. 212 00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:12,933 This one's mine. 213 00:19:19,981 --> 00:19:21,773 It's yours if you want it. 214 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:24,609 Still want to 'go easy on them'? 215 00:19:24,776 --> 00:19:26,777 Are you on a white rice-only diet? 216 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,451 If you hit my friend, you hit-- 217 00:19:35,994 --> 00:19:38,954 - Let's help. - Don't bully them with more. Watch first. 218 00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:43,666 Here. 219 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,126 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 220 00:19:46,294 --> 00:19:47,044 Fine?! 221 00:20:02,474 --> 00:20:03,641 Go to hell! 222 00:20:07,352 --> 00:20:08,353 Don't move... 223 00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:09,813 You don't move! 224 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,743 It hurts! How dare you... 225 00:20:53,058 --> 00:20:53,933 Go to hell! 226 00:20:54,725 --> 00:20:55,600 Go to hell! 227 00:20:57,770 --> 00:21:00,188 - Let's agree not to. Don't fight. - Don't move. 228 00:21:02,107 --> 00:21:04,526 That wasn't my fault! 229 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:07,527 That wasn't my fault either! 230 00:21:07,736 --> 00:21:10,739 - Let's not move, all right? - Don't move! 231 00:21:10,948 --> 00:21:12,281 Hey, Madam's coming! 232 00:21:13,866 --> 00:21:15,117 Hey, Madam's coming! 233 00:21:15,284 --> 00:21:16,910 Madam's coming! 234 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,870 Let's call it a day. 235 00:21:39,763 --> 00:21:42,222 You're covered in food. How do you eat? 236 00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,101 I eat like this. 237 00:21:49,146 --> 00:21:50,063 Just like that. 238 00:21:57,069 --> 00:21:58,944 Lam, why is your nose bleeding? 239 00:22:00,655 --> 00:22:02,281 Did someone hit you? 240 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:04,741 If someone hits you, you can file a complaint. 241 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:08,244 If anyone starts a fight in the mess hall, they will be expelled. 242 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:12,956 No one hit me. Maybe it's just been dry lately. 243 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,085 Amy, why are your gums bleeding? 244 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,963 My... teeth are bleeding! 245 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,673 Yeah, the rice is too hard... 246 00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:33,599 Look, she's chewing so hard, her nose and gums are bleeding. 247 00:22:39,479 --> 00:22:42,606 This rice is hard? Then you two better eat porridge from now on. 248 00:22:46,026 --> 00:22:47,527 Why is this place a mess? 249 00:22:49,112 --> 00:22:51,155 Don't you know the rules of the mess hall? 250 00:22:51,363 --> 00:22:53,490 Wasting food is against the rule of discipline. 251 00:22:53,699 --> 00:22:56,785 You must not waste food. You must finish every last grain of rice. 252 00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:02,498 Now finish everything on your plate. 253 00:23:41,239 --> 00:23:42,365 Fire! 254 00:23:42,907 --> 00:23:43,991 Fire! 255 00:24:08,886 --> 00:24:10,220 It's shit! 256 00:24:10,763 --> 00:24:12,222 What? Shit?! 257 00:24:14,015 --> 00:24:15,933 Now what? I'm covered in shit! 258 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,354 I'm also covered in shit! 259 00:24:48,585 --> 00:24:49,752 Get changed first. 260 00:24:51,797 --> 00:24:54,590 No need to be ashamed of yourselves. Be more generous. 261 00:24:54,757 --> 00:24:56,258 What's she doing? 262 00:24:57,427 --> 00:24:59,387 - Showing off? - Impressive! Real or fake? 263 00:24:59,595 --> 00:25:01,470 - Who knows? - They're natural. 264 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,933 Don't be jealous. It's a very big burden. 265 00:25:05,434 --> 00:25:06,642 No one is jealous. 266 00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:08,727 I understand how you feel. 267 00:25:08,936 --> 00:25:12,104 If the papayas next door are bigger than your own, 268 00:25:12,314 --> 00:25:13,440 it wouldn't seem fair? 269 00:25:13,648 --> 00:25:15,941 Are your boobs really bigger than May's used to be? 270 00:25:16,484 --> 00:25:18,943 Yeah. May used to be Queen of the Beach. 271 00:25:20,612 --> 00:25:22,989 With a body like that? How could she compete? 272 00:25:23,157 --> 00:25:25,491 Amy's weren't anything to laugh at either. 273 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:28,619 Yeah, in school, they called me Big Boobs, Brainless Bimbo. 274 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,746 Why are you so... flat now, then? 275 00:25:31,955 --> 00:25:34,749 It's because of this thing... 276 00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:37,292 Wearing a bulletproof vest would affect your boobs? 277 00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:40,421 Yeah! You don't believe me? Let me show you. Come on! 278 00:25:48,761 --> 00:25:49,762 Look. 279 00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:52,305 You don't believe us? You can look at the others. 280 00:25:52,847 --> 00:25:56,350 - Flat. They're all flat! - You've just made me flat! 281 00:25:57,977 --> 00:26:01,646 You see? You'll be flat like us someday. 282 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:10,778 The SKIRTS unit has been established for some time now. 283 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:13,114 Now it's time to test your abilities. 284 00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:16,532 Our superiors care greatly about this mission. 285 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,494 They've sent us a counter-terrorist specialist. 286 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:22,788 Inspector Lo is here to evaluate this training session. 287 00:26:22,997 --> 00:26:26,125 Just here to see if you live up to your reputation. 288 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:30,833 The results of this evaluation will directly impact the future of SKIRTS. 289 00:26:31,755 --> 00:26:35,007 So your performance is very important. 290 00:26:35,216 --> 00:26:37,801 Other than completing the mission successfully, 291 00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:40,177 you must also limit injuries and fatalities. 292 00:26:40,387 --> 00:26:42,639 You must follow safety precautions. 293 00:26:52,021 --> 00:26:53,814 Are you naturally bulletproof? 294 00:26:54,899 --> 00:26:57,026 - Why aren't you wearing your vest? - I am, sir. 295 00:26:57,193 --> 00:26:59,152 I suspect you're lying. Take off your shirt. 296 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,154 Do you hear me?! 297 00:27:11,037 --> 00:27:15,248 Didn't expect Miss HK and SKIRTS to share two things: beauty and intelligence. 298 00:27:15,457 --> 00:27:19,002 Bulletproof vests are to protect your most important assets. 299 00:27:19,169 --> 00:27:21,587 Are you saying they don't need protection? 300 00:27:23,047 --> 00:27:25,591 I think they're very important and need protection... 301 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,383 which is why I did this. 302 00:27:27,551 --> 00:27:29,719 I don't want to end up flat-chested like them! 303 00:27:29,886 --> 00:27:32,762 - Idiot! - Madam... now what? 304 00:27:32,930 --> 00:27:35,098 If you figured out how to cut through your vest, 305 00:27:35,266 --> 00:27:37,726 you surely have a way to protect your great figure. 306 00:27:39,936 --> 00:27:40,853 Let's go. 307 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:01,537 Come on! 308 00:28:09,586 --> 00:28:10,461 Be careful. 309 00:28:13,089 --> 00:28:14,089 Don't shoot! 310 00:28:15,591 --> 00:28:17,884 We'd be in trouble if we shot them. Let's go. 311 00:28:21,971 --> 00:28:22,972 Go! 312 00:28:28,894 --> 00:28:29,895 Not bad, right? 313 00:28:43,906 --> 00:28:44,907 Not bad. 314 00:28:45,115 --> 00:28:48,784 Three officers, and only one death. Much better odds than I thought. 315 00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:53,914 Hey, Inspector Lo, 316 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:56,916 even though Ping was shot, she's wearing a bulletproof vest. 317 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:58,668 You can't count her as a fatality. 318 00:29:02,922 --> 00:29:06,591 But Susanna was shot so many times, that it could have killed ten people. 319 00:29:06,758 --> 00:29:09,677 You'd die for a good figure? What's the point if you're dead? 320 00:29:10,261 --> 00:29:12,470 Let it go. Let's see how the other team does. 321 00:29:12,638 --> 00:29:13,430 Let's go. 322 00:29:56,675 --> 00:29:59,343 - Not bad! - It's the least we can ask for. 323 00:29:59,552 --> 00:30:01,345 They do meet the minimum requirements. 324 00:30:02,179 --> 00:30:04,514 But then these cardboard cutouts are dead steady. 325 00:30:04,681 --> 00:30:07,725 In real life, criminals would not stand around waiting to be shot. 326 00:30:07,934 --> 00:30:11,853 If they weren’t training with cardboard, I'm sure the results would be different. 327 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:16,732 Inspector Lo, you want a pretend criminal to test them? 328 00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:19,860 Not just anyone. I'll test them myself. 329 00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:21,695 You? 330 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:23,863 Okay. 331 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,532 - Supt Tung, let's do it together. - Me? 332 00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:29,743 Let's go. 333 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:32,538 Team three! 334 00:30:40,252 --> 00:30:41,378 Hey! 335 00:30:41,587 --> 00:30:43,547 Stop! Take a look. 336 00:30:46,716 --> 00:30:49,385 The dead cannot be revived. Forget it. Let's go. 337 00:31:04,522 --> 00:31:05,689 That way! 338 00:31:30,210 --> 00:31:31,461 Very good! 339 00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:50,601 What exactly did you mean by 'very good'? 340 00:31:50,769 --> 00:31:53,229 The girls did very good, no? Just take a look at us. 341 00:31:54,814 --> 00:31:57,065 Damn, what should I do about these two holes? 342 00:31:57,232 --> 00:31:59,150 - How can I even mend them? - Easy. 343 00:31:59,735 --> 00:32:02,069 Go to any random electronics store 344 00:32:02,278 --> 00:32:05,406 and buy two satellite dishes. 345 00:32:05,573 --> 00:32:07,740 - It'll be a perfect fit. - Great idea! 346 00:32:09,576 --> 00:32:11,828 - Good idea, Amy! - What's so funny? 347 00:32:12,037 --> 00:32:13,413 Madam is perverse! 348 00:32:13,913 --> 00:32:15,831 We should forgive Madam. 349 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,625 She's not young, and still single. It must suck to be her. 350 00:32:19,793 --> 00:32:22,295 - Hey, are you also insulting me? - Of course not! 351 00:32:23,588 --> 00:32:26,631 It's easy to live without men. I can give her a couple of mine. 352 00:32:27,424 --> 00:32:29,092 - Brown-noser. - What did you say? 353 00:32:29,968 --> 00:32:33,095 This isn't called brown-nosing, it's called pimping. 354 00:32:33,304 --> 00:32:34,763 You want a fight? 355 00:32:34,931 --> 00:32:37,515 Don't be like this! We're all just trying to help Madam. 356 00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:39,935 Let's introduce some boys to her, then. 357 00:32:40,102 --> 00:32:43,771 Hey, stop talking about Madam as if she's the last can of soup on the shelf. 358 00:32:43,938 --> 00:32:46,357 You're in trouble! You leaked SKIRTS' biggest secret! 359 00:32:46,524 --> 00:32:49,484 Who said no one wants her? Inspector Kan is totally smitten. 360 00:32:49,693 --> 00:32:52,195 And Inspector Lo looks at her with those big doe eyes! 361 00:32:52,779 --> 00:32:55,363 Then let's give them a chance to fight over her. 362 00:32:55,864 --> 00:32:58,116 - Hey, let''s ask them to fight. - You're crazy! 363 00:32:58,325 --> 00:33:01,118 No! I say we should have a party and invite the SDU team! 364 00:33:01,285 --> 00:33:03,662 We need to give the boys a chance too, right? 365 00:33:03,830 --> 00:33:04,789 Great idea! 366 00:33:11,837 --> 00:33:15,005 Hey, SKIRTS is throwing Madam Wu a birthday party. 367 00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:18,340 You have to go. 368 00:33:24,138 --> 00:33:27,015 No matter how busy you are, you have to go, got it? 369 00:33:34,731 --> 00:33:36,732 There aren't enough boys. You can go too. 370 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:44,488 Full of crap. 371 00:33:46,365 --> 00:33:50,242 Hey, please go if you really, really have 372 00:33:50,452 --> 00:33:52,036 nothing else to do. 373 00:33:54,663 --> 00:33:58,708 Not my doing. I just read you what's on my clipboard. 374 00:33:58,916 --> 00:34:02,336 Are they kidding? They only invited me because there aren't enough boys? 375 00:34:07,883 --> 00:34:10,176 That was really just too hurtful! 376 00:34:10,385 --> 00:34:12,844 Why are you crying, stupid? It's not life and death. 377 00:34:13,012 --> 00:34:15,556 SKIRTS is hosting a birthday party for Madam Wu tomorrow. 378 00:34:16,765 --> 00:34:18,349 It wouldn't be fun without you. 379 00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:20,851 Did you hear that? Wouldn't be fun without me! 380 00:34:22,270 --> 00:34:24,437 Wait! That was for you! 381 00:34:25,022 --> 00:34:28,858 Me? Not you! So it wouldn't be fun without me! 382 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,192 Hey, look for my name. 383 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:31,944 Your name isn't on this. 384 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,863 Go through the file again. 385 00:34:34,696 --> 00:34:35,947 How strange... 386 00:34:36,156 --> 00:34:39,075 The girls did say that any man is invited, no matter who he is. 387 00:34:39,284 --> 00:34:41,201 That means he's not a man. 388 00:34:41,368 --> 00:34:43,578 Or at least not in their books! 389 00:34:46,289 --> 00:34:47,206 Makes sense. 390 00:34:52,544 --> 00:34:54,754 Still crying? Eat up! 391 00:34:54,922 --> 00:34:57,465 - Hey, should we go? - Of course! 392 00:34:57,632 --> 00:35:00,384 We've been fasting for so long, and now it's a buffet of girls. 393 00:35:00,551 --> 00:35:03,095 - There's no reason not to go. - Yeah, even for the atmosphere. 394 00:35:03,262 --> 00:35:05,263 Yeah, getting a feel for it would be good. 395 00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:09,100 Just take a look at you losers. Can you show some male pride? 396 00:35:09,266 --> 00:35:12,560 They’re objectifying us, don't you get it? There’s no way I'm going! 397 00:35:13,437 --> 00:35:14,438 What about your Amy? 398 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:17,898 Don't bring up that fat, ugly, and wrinkly woman. 399 00:35:18,066 --> 00:35:19,484 Nan, someone's looking for you. 400 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,573 What do you want from me? 401 00:35:28,825 --> 00:35:29,909 BROTHER NAN 402 00:35:34,746 --> 00:35:36,914 I came to personally invite you to the party. 403 00:35:37,457 --> 00:35:40,500 Can't promise anything. I'll come if I can find the time... 404 00:35:42,253 --> 00:35:43,254 See you then. 405 00:35:51,593 --> 00:35:53,845 Don't forget to wear your Dress Whites. 406 00:35:54,429 --> 00:35:55,638 Got it! Get out of here! 407 00:35:57,473 --> 00:36:00,642 Hey, I don't think we should go, because of the bigger picture. 408 00:36:00,852 --> 00:36:01,935 Let's not be so petty. 409 00:36:02,102 --> 00:36:04,813 I've thought about it. We should celebrate Madam, right? 410 00:36:04,980 --> 00:36:08,273 - Agreed. - Hey, what about all our male pride? 411 00:36:08,482 --> 00:36:12,152 Male pride only exists when standing next to women. 412 00:36:12,361 --> 00:36:14,445 But the women are objectifying us. 413 00:36:14,612 --> 00:36:16,530 - Right, exactly. - Who cares? 414 00:36:16,698 --> 00:36:19,825 Let's not be so nitpicky with little girls, yeah? 415 00:36:19,992 --> 00:36:21,284 Eat up! 416 00:36:21,493 --> 00:36:22,827 All right, then. 417 00:36:22,995 --> 00:36:25,830 Hey, don't forget to wear Dress Whites! 418 00:36:25,997 --> 00:36:26,789 Yes! 419 00:36:26,956 --> 00:36:31,455 Your memorable white shirt and trousers-- 420 00:36:41,176 --> 00:36:44,553 Inspector Kan, why are they doing push-ups every time we see them? 421 00:36:44,721 --> 00:36:45,513 You don't know? 422 00:36:45,722 --> 00:36:49,307 Push-ups train their stamina, core, and arms. 423 00:36:49,516 --> 00:36:50,975 And, of course, teamwork. 424 00:36:52,185 --> 00:36:53,686 You don't believe me? 425 00:36:53,896 --> 00:36:54,854 Nan, come up. 426 00:36:57,523 --> 00:37:00,192 Tell Inspector Lo what the benefits are of push-ups. 427 00:37:00,401 --> 00:37:03,569 Inspector Kan said push-ups are great for you-know-what. 428 00:37:03,737 --> 00:37:05,572 - What do I know? - You know! 429 00:37:07,197 --> 00:37:09,490 I find your moral standards very problematic. 430 00:37:10,576 --> 00:37:12,868 - Go to hell! Watch your mouth. - Hit me again??! 431 00:37:13,036 --> 00:37:15,079 Why didn't you say what you were supposed to? 432 00:37:32,177 --> 00:37:33,887 Nine hundred and ninety-seven. 433 00:37:34,930 --> 00:37:37,264 - Nine hundred and ninety-eight... - Inspector Kan. 434 00:37:37,848 --> 00:37:40,350 Madam, you're looking for me? Let me finish first. 435 00:37:40,851 --> 00:37:43,894 Nine hundred and ninety-nine... 1,000. 436 00:37:46,856 --> 00:37:50,108 Madam, I feel uneasy if I do any less than 1,000 a day. 437 00:37:50,317 --> 00:37:52,610 - Just a habit now. - Have you seen Inspector Lo? 438 00:37:53,694 --> 00:37:55,028 He's in the upstairs gym. 439 00:37:59,366 --> 00:38:01,242 Let's go up and see what's happening. 440 00:38:09,041 --> 00:38:11,042 Thirty-seven, 38, 39. 441 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:32,602 Hey, forget about push-ups. Let's do something else. 442 00:38:34,269 --> 00:38:35,770 - Madam, looking for me? - Yes. 443 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,565 My girls are hosting a birthday party for me tomorrow. 444 00:38:38,732 --> 00:38:40,566 - I wanted to invite you two. - Really? 445 00:38:40,733 --> 00:38:41,734 Yes. 446 00:38:43,736 --> 00:38:45,987 - I'll definitely be at your birthday! - Thanks. 447 00:38:46,571 --> 00:38:47,905 Kiss her, Inspector Kan. 448 00:38:49,992 --> 00:38:51,576 What about you, Inspector Kan? 449 00:38:52,743 --> 00:38:55,078 - Are you busy? 450 00:38:55,246 --> 00:38:58,289 Don't go out of your way, Inspector. Madam will have fun either way. 451 00:38:58,498 --> 00:39:00,416 Of course I'm free! 452 00:39:01,418 --> 00:39:02,293 Kiss her! 453 00:39:03,502 --> 00:39:05,420 What are you waiting for? Kiss her! 454 00:39:06,296 --> 00:39:07,797 Madam, I'd like to-- 455 00:39:09,632 --> 00:39:12,426 What are you doing? Do you have a cold sore or something? 456 00:39:12,635 --> 00:39:14,011 Cold sore? No. 457 00:39:14,178 --> 00:39:16,429 Then you shouldn't get too close to Madam. 458 00:39:18,515 --> 00:39:21,475 - How about I see you tomorrow, okay? - Sure. 459 00:39:21,684 --> 00:39:25,020 Madam, just let me know if you need any help tomorrow. 460 00:39:25,521 --> 00:39:28,105 A failure, an absolute failure. 461 00:39:30,442 --> 00:39:33,193 A complete failure. 462 00:39:34,945 --> 00:39:37,697 A failure, an absolute failure. 463 00:39:43,536 --> 00:39:46,120 Hey, who is the prettiest SKIRT? 464 00:39:46,288 --> 00:39:48,206 They're all pretty run-of-the-mill. 465 00:39:48,415 --> 00:39:50,624 If they were pretty, they'd compete for Miss HK. 466 00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,834 No, I think they're all quite pretty. 467 00:39:59,299 --> 00:40:00,133 You're all early. 468 00:40:08,056 --> 00:40:10,349 Their eyeballs are falling from their sockets. 469 00:40:10,558 --> 00:40:12,017 I should have worn less! 470 00:40:12,185 --> 00:40:13,644 I'm not sure that would help. 471 00:40:19,066 --> 00:40:19,982 Inspector Lo! 472 00:40:23,986 --> 00:40:26,362 Thank you. Have fun tonight. 473 00:40:26,571 --> 00:40:27,989 - Go get some food. - Okay! 474 00:40:28,156 --> 00:40:31,033 - Madam looks gorgeous tonight! - Hey, where's Inspector Kan? 475 00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:42,668 - Well? Great suit, no? - Nothing! 476 00:40:42,835 --> 00:40:44,043 Terrific! 477 00:40:44,544 --> 00:40:46,921 Inspector Kan, that is quite a special suit. 478 00:40:47,130 --> 00:40:50,257 Isn't it? I wore it especially to match Madam. 479 00:40:50,466 --> 00:40:52,926 - Do you think I'm so outdated? - Not at all. 480 00:40:53,135 --> 00:40:57,054 You're the person I respect the most, so I put on my most formal attire. 481 00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,431 In that case, thanks. 482 00:40:58,598 --> 00:41:00,182 Madam, let's get something to eat. 483 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:01,391 Sure, I'm peckish. 484 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,060 I'm sure! You get something to eat. I'm hungry too. 485 00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:07,188 Go along with them! Or you'll be sleeping alone tonight! 486 00:41:13,026 --> 00:41:14,527 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 487 00:41:14,736 --> 00:41:15,528 Inspector Kan. 488 00:41:17,864 --> 00:41:20,907 - A failure. .. - It’s truly not a fair fight. 489 00:41:27,038 --> 00:41:29,540 Whoever marries this woman must have really bad karma. 490 00:41:29,749 --> 00:41:31,416 She'll bankrupt you with her appetite. 491 00:41:40,424 --> 00:41:44,218 To marry a woman that stupid, you'd have to have really bad karma. 492 00:41:48,264 --> 00:41:49,807 Is that enough? 493 00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:51,433 I's enough. I don't eat a lot. 494 00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,935 Hey! That means she's quite affordable! You get what I'm saying! 495 00:42:00,149 --> 00:42:02,734 I'm sorry I royally trashed you in that tournament. 496 00:42:02,901 --> 00:42:04,569 You understand I had to, right? 497 00:42:04,778 --> 00:42:07,237 That's fine. I like how responsible you are. 498 00:42:07,405 --> 00:42:08,155 Eat up. 499 00:42:14,452 --> 00:42:17,579 Hey, you're leering so hard, your eyeballs are about to fall out! 500 00:42:17,788 --> 00:42:20,123 That''s what you think! I hate women like that! 501 00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:22,334 Always trying to lead us down a path of sin. 502 00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:25,253 - Probably perfect for Wah! - Not at all! 503 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:27,463 I don't need a pretty girl. 504 00:42:27,672 --> 00:42:30,131 I'm after inner beauty. 505 00:42:30,299 --> 00:42:32,843 - Am I right? - Right, wife material! 506 00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:33,969 Yeah! 507 00:42:34,178 --> 00:42:37,597 Doesn't matter how pretty she is now. What about in her 40s or 50s? 508 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:38,931 - Right? - Yeah. 509 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:42,267 She's wasted as a SKIRT. They should send her to Ethiopia. 510 00:42:42,475 --> 00:42:45,769 - Why? - Lots of hungry orphans there! 511 00:42:50,816 --> 00:42:52,107 First come, first served! 512 00:42:53,193 --> 00:42:54,777 - For real? - Get out of here! 513 00:42:57,614 --> 00:42:59,281 - Would you like to dance? - Sure! 514 00:43:00,115 --> 00:43:01,491 Madam, let's dance. 515 00:45:19,939 --> 00:45:21,482 Great job, Inspector Kan! 516 00:45:21,691 --> 00:45:25,402 Inspector Kan, that was embarrassing, but an improvement. Keep it up! 517 00:45:28,822 --> 00:45:30,405 - Let''s do a slow dance. - Sure. 518 00:45:40,623 --> 00:45:43,916 I'm so warm from all that dancing. 519 00:45:44,084 --> 00:45:46,419 Of course you're warm. Have a drink. 520 00:45:48,087 --> 00:45:49,755 Amy, do you want to dance? 521 00:45:51,841 --> 00:45:53,508 I'd love that. 522 00:45:53,717 --> 00:45:55,760 Then why are you still sitting here? 523 00:45:59,764 --> 00:46:01,432 Hey, what are you having? 524 00:46:02,350 --> 00:46:05,769 - Didn't you ask me to dance? - Yes, why are you still standing here? 525 00:46:05,977 --> 00:46:07,770 Well, what about you? 526 00:46:07,979 --> 00:46:09,772 Good point! Let's dance! 527 00:46:09,981 --> 00:46:11,606 - Let''s go together. - Let's dance. 528 00:47:06,528 --> 00:47:07,403 Pardon me. 529 00:47:37,512 --> 00:47:38,554 Let's start over. 530 00:47:46,561 --> 00:47:47,770 Hey, my turn! 531 00:48:06,703 --> 00:48:07,537 Go to hell! 532 00:48:12,207 --> 00:48:13,750 Hey! 533 00:48:16,252 --> 00:48:17,294 I'm no good... 534 00:48:41,106 --> 00:48:41,981 Thank you. 535 00:48:44,775 --> 00:48:45,650 Thank you. 536 00:48:48,237 --> 00:48:50,071 - Make a wish. - Sure. 537 00:48:56,243 --> 00:48:58,119 Inspector Kan, I didn't let you down? 538 00:48:59,079 --> 00:48:59,913 You little shit... 539 00:49:01,498 --> 00:49:03,791 It's truly a happy day, no? 540 00:49:11,131 --> 00:49:15,630 There's something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time. 541 00:49:15,885 --> 00:49:19,929 It has quite a simple sentence structure, featuring only three words. 542 00:49:20,138 --> 00:49:22,807 But its meaning is significant. 543 00:49:24,433 --> 00:49:26,601 To a man with a good career, 544 00:49:26,810 --> 00:49:28,770 stable finances, and mature character, 545 00:49:29,647 --> 00:49:32,815 to a woman more pure and beautiful than a bouquet of flowers-- 546 00:49:32,982 --> 00:49:36,818 - So lame, how can you say it out loud? - I told you it was lame, you insisted. 547 00:49:37,027 --> 00:49:40,155 - Forget saying anything, write a letter. - I already wrote one. 548 00:49:44,158 --> 00:49:46,827 Carrier pigeon! That's old school indeed! 549 00:49:47,036 --> 00:49:50,121 - Why don't I just take it to her for you? - Thanks, courier boy. 550 00:49:51,164 --> 00:49:53,498 Hey, one more thing. 551 00:49:53,666 --> 00:49:55,501 This will affect my lifelong happiness, 552 00:49:55,668 --> 00:49:58,712 Madam Wu's pure-as-ice reputation, and the future of the SDU team. 553 00:49:58,921 --> 00:49:59,962 You must be secretive. 554 00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:02,506 If you let the boys know, I'd be so embarrassed. 555 00:50:02,674 --> 00:50:05,384 Relax, I won't say a word! But I don't know about anyone else. 556 00:50:05,968 --> 00:50:07,135 I's not my fault! 557 00:50:07,302 --> 00:50:09,220 - I won't say anything! - I won't either! 558 00:50:33,575 --> 00:50:34,825 Your laces are undone. 559 00:50:34,992 --> 00:50:36,868 Who gives a shit? This is more important! 560 00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:46,418 Madam, a coincidence! Here for a shower? 561 00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:48,586 Yes. And you? 562 00:50:48,753 --> 00:50:51,338 - To peep on my girls? - Yeah-- No! Just passing by. 563 00:50:51,881 --> 00:50:54,924 Passing by? Then pass by with me! 564 00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:16,775 Just now, outside the shower, 565 00:51:16,985 --> 00:51:19,904 I spotted Nan, a heroic member of the SDU team. 566 00:51:20,113 --> 00:51:22,405 He said he was taking a peep as he passed by. 567 00:51:22,615 --> 00:51:24,867 If you want to look, why aren't you looking now? 568 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,372 I order you to open wide your eyes. Look! 569 00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:38,211 I'll die if I look or disobey. I better look! 570 00:51:56,392 --> 00:51:58,227 - Inspector Kan. - Please, come in. 571 00:52:01,773 --> 00:52:02,939 Make yourself at home. 572 00:52:07,277 --> 00:52:08,777 I'll make you a cup of tea. 573 00:52:11,072 --> 00:52:14,074 Inspector Kan, I'm visiting at this hour for a specific reason. 574 00:52:14,574 --> 00:52:17,076 Could it be something to do with what Nan did? 575 00:52:19,287 --> 00:52:22,080 - So you already know? - Of course I know. 576 00:52:22,956 --> 00:52:24,749 I asked him to do it. 577 00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:27,292 You asked him to do it? Why? 578 00:52:27,835 --> 00:52:31,587 - Well, I really wanted to do it myself. - You really wanted to do it yourself? 579 00:52:32,964 --> 00:52:33,798 Yeah. 580 00:52:34,007 --> 00:52:37,093 But I thought it wouldn't be proper if someone saw me. 581 00:52:37,302 --> 00:52:39,261 So I... asked Nan... to... 582 00:52:40,304 --> 00:52:42,931 You didn't think it would be proper, so you asked Nan? 583 00:52:43,973 --> 00:52:47,267 I know that there's a sneaky quality to doing it this way... 584 00:52:47,435 --> 00:52:50,979 But I thought if you understood my intentions, you wouldn't mind. 585 00:52:51,146 --> 00:52:52,272 What are your intentions? 586 00:52:52,439 --> 00:52:55,482 From the very first day, you entered the training grounds... 587 00:52:55,692 --> 00:52:58,361 I've been wanting to see you every night, 588 00:52:58,528 --> 00:53:00,488 but I didn't dare... 589 00:53:00,697 --> 00:53:03,198 so I've just been secretly taking pictures of you. 590 00:53:03,407 --> 00:53:05,283 - What?! Pictures? - Yeah! 591 00:53:06,826 --> 00:53:09,161 - What did you photograph? - Your whole body. 592 00:53:09,370 --> 00:53:11,872 Some mid-shots, some of your back, 593 00:53:12,081 --> 00:53:14,373 and lots of close-ups too, if you want to see them. 594 00:53:14,541 --> 00:53:15,458 No! 595 00:53:15,667 --> 00:53:18,877 I'm not a bad photographer. Great angles, and a real top-notch camera. 596 00:53:19,086 --> 00:53:21,505 Every strand of your hair can be seen very clearly. 597 00:53:21,714 --> 00:53:23,382 - Just take a look. - No need! 598 00:53:23,549 --> 00:53:26,384 Tell me, what do you want with all those photos of me? 599 00:53:27,468 --> 00:53:29,386 Nothing... 600 00:53:30,470 --> 00:53:34,970 I look at your pictures every night... and fantasize about being with you-- 601 00:53:35,183 --> 00:53:35,974 Despicable! 602 00:53:37,727 --> 00:53:39,019 How is this despicable? 603 00:53:39,854 --> 00:53:41,689 - Come with me. - All right. 604 00:53:45,859 --> 00:53:47,693 What's the occasion? 605 00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:49,820 - Look. - Nan? 606 00:53:50,696 --> 00:53:51,488 Inspector Kan... 607 00:53:51,697 --> 00:53:54,699 - What-- Why-- - Peeped on the girls during shower time. 608 00:53:54,907 --> 00:53:55,699 What? 609 00:53:57,201 --> 00:54:01,245 Since you like watching people shower, experience the violation first-hand now. 610 00:54:04,583 --> 00:54:06,375 Bathe already! 611 00:54:28,727 --> 00:54:30,186 You always shower like that? 612 00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:37,735 The air is... 613 00:54:37,902 --> 00:54:40,195 clean and welcoming. 614 00:54:41,196 --> 00:54:45,696 The warmth of the sun is boundless in its beauty... 615 00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,952 Gross! 616 00:54:49,161 --> 00:54:50,370 Don’t look if it's gross! 617 00:54:52,288 --> 00:54:54,873 - Is he pre-pubescent? - Childish. 618 00:54:57,293 --> 00:54:58,751 Better than nothing at all. 619 00:55:02,088 --> 00:55:04,756 Outrageous! Be disrespectful by peeping on girls showering? 620 00:55:07,551 --> 00:55:09,885 I'd say the one who told him to do it is worse. 621 00:55:10,553 --> 00:55:13,764 - Even more outrageous. - There's a mastermind behind this? 622 00:55:13,973 --> 00:55:16,474 Listen, this not only affects the reputation of our SDU team 623 00:55:16,642 --> 00:55:18,935 but also seriously damages the culture of this camp. 624 00:55:19,144 --> 00:55:21,062 To avoid a re-occurrence, 625 00:55:21,230 --> 00:55:22,647 I think... 626 00:55:22,855 --> 00:55:23,647 I will expel Nan. 627 00:55:24,232 --> 00:55:27,234 Inspector Kan, don't expel me! Forgive me! 628 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,944 I's not me you were peeping on. Who am I to forgive you? 629 00:55:30,946 --> 00:55:34,907 Right, you're the victims here, you decide whether to expel him. 630 00:55:39,327 --> 00:55:42,913 Honestly, if he peeped on you, I'd send him home right away. 631 00:55:43,081 --> 00:55:44,582 Nothing, I didn't say anything. 632 00:55:45,833 --> 00:55:47,918 Hey, help a girl out. 633 00:55:48,836 --> 00:55:50,504 Expulsion is a bit extreme. 634 00:55:50,670 --> 00:55:53,798 As long as he promises not to tell anyone what he saw here tonight. 635 00:55:54,006 --> 00:55:55,924 But you can't say you didn't see anything. 636 00:56:00,262 --> 00:56:02,805 A healthy, red-blooded young man, 637 00:56:02,972 --> 00:56:05,265 because of his curiosity regarding the other sex, 638 00:56:05,474 --> 00:56:08,809 he peeped at girls in the shower. This isn't so shocking. 639 00:56:08,977 --> 00:56:12,271 Yes, especially when there are beautiful figures in the mix. 640 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,439 Of course he's curious. 641 00:56:16,817 --> 00:56:18,151 All right, what about this? 642 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,819 Raise your hand if you think this isn't a big deal. 643 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:27,533 Raise your hand if you think I should expel Nan. 644 00:56:31,996 --> 00:56:34,289 That means you're guilty as charged, 645 00:56:34,498 --> 00:56:35,665 but not unforgivable. 646 00:56:36,542 --> 00:56:38,125 How about this: 647 00:56:38,293 --> 00:56:42,793 push-ups till sunrise. No leave for one year. 648 00:56:50,803 --> 00:56:54,181 - Madam, is that all right with you? - And the one who told him to do this? 649 00:56:55,016 --> 00:56:58,309 - Nan, who told you to do this? Now! - It was you, Inspector Kan... 650 00:56:59,853 --> 00:57:00,728 What?! 651 00:57:03,898 --> 00:57:05,649 Brat! Make up something to frame me? 652 00:57:05,858 --> 00:57:08,693 Inspector Kan, you told me to bring the love letter to Madam Wu, 653 00:57:08,902 --> 00:57:10,653 so... the showers were just on the way... 654 00:57:11,529 --> 00:57:13,571 Inspector Kan wrote Madam a love letter! 655 00:57:25,665 --> 00:57:29,669 Today's mixed training is to test the ability of SDU and SKIRTS 656 00:57:29,878 --> 00:57:33,589 to work together despite the physical imbalance. 657 00:57:33,756 --> 00:57:36,591 This will be a point of reference for future missions. 658 00:57:36,758 --> 00:57:39,343 You must work to your advantage during training. 659 00:57:39,552 --> 00:57:40,553 Understand? 660 00:57:41,679 --> 00:57:42,887 Anything to add? 661 00:57:47,225 --> 00:57:48,892 SDU team, listen up. 662 00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:53,560 The aim of this exercise is not to prove how much better you are than the girls. 663 00:57:53,939 --> 00:57:58,360 I just hope that you can work with SKIRTS and help them do this exercise. Clear? 664 00:58:00,736 --> 00:58:04,030 Let's not let down Inspector Kan''s good intentions. 665 00:58:04,198 --> 00:58:06,532 If the outcome of the competition is not at stake, 666 00:58:06,699 --> 00:58:10,577 please give the men the chance to act out their patriarchal fantasies and help you. 667 00:58:12,537 --> 00:58:14,038 Very good. Let's begin. 668 00:59:05,748 --> 00:59:08,625 - Hey, keep your hands to yourself later. - Yeah! 669 00:59:09,502 --> 00:59:12,629 Right, be careful out there. Don't worry, I'll watch out for you. 670 00:59:13,130 --> 00:59:15,589 Not you! Her! 671 00:59:15,756 --> 00:59:17,174 I'll keep an eye on you! 672 00:59:17,383 --> 00:59:18,133 What? 673 00:59:29,143 --> 00:59:30,185 Go to hell! 674 00:59:36,149 --> 00:59:38,025 - Don't touch her okay? - Yeah! 675 00:59:40,944 --> 00:59:41,945 Go to hell! 676 00:59:42,446 --> 00:59:44,114 Why were you so careless? Go again. 677 00:59:58,333 --> 00:59:59,625 Hey, move it! 678 01:00:19,894 --> 01:00:22,687 - Hey, hurry up! - Be careful and slow down. I'll hold you. 679 01:00:24,981 --> 01:00:26,314 Go to hell! 680 01:00:44,580 --> 01:00:45,872 Quite messy, no? 681 01:00:48,167 --> 01:00:50,376 - Step on me? Go to hell! - Hey! 682 01:01:02,095 --> 01:01:04,388 Still screaming? Move it! 683 01:01:04,847 --> 01:01:06,431 That scared me to death! 684 01:01:21,528 --> 01:01:22,695 Hurry up! 685 01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:31,035 Hurry up! 686 01:01:42,753 --> 01:01:44,087 Get up faster! 687 01:01:51,219 --> 01:01:53,221 - Hurry up! Drag her! - Help her out! 688 01:01:53,929 --> 01:01:57,265 Hurry up! 689 01:03:50,526 --> 01:03:51,567 Great! 690 01:03:52,361 --> 01:03:54,821 - Wah! We won! - Yay! 691 01:03:54,988 --> 01:03:58,407 You've got quite the sportsmanship. Why are you so happy to be the loser? 692 01:03:58,616 --> 01:04:00,034 - We lost? - Yes. 693 01:04:00,243 --> 01:04:04,742 You're quicker, but I've said it upfront: the point of this exercise was teamwork. 694 01:04:05,372 --> 01:04:09,208 You neither helped nor held each other back. 695 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:12,211 - They were much more collaborative. - Yay! 696 01:04:12,378 --> 01:04:13,170 We won! 697 01:04:14,671 --> 01:04:18,257 There's nothing to celebrate. You won because they performed poorly. 698 01:04:18,841 --> 01:04:21,217 No. I think both teams did quite well. 699 01:04:21,718 --> 01:04:23,344 Then your standards are low. 700 01:04:23,553 --> 01:04:25,596 I also find their performance lacklustre. 701 01:04:25,764 --> 01:04:29,099 The biggest problem is that the SDU team has no sense of teamwork 702 01:04:29,308 --> 01:04:30,934 and aren't good team players. 703 01:04:31,102 --> 01:04:35,601 Inspector Lo, we have no issues whatsoever when going solo. 704 01:04:36,106 --> 01:04:38,899 I think maybe because men are so physically superior to women, 705 01:04:39,108 --> 01:04:43,028 it''s only when we train together that we run into problems. 706 01:04:43,903 --> 01:04:48,032 What you're trying to say is, that SKIRTS is holding you back? 707 01:04:48,533 --> 01:04:50,700 I dare not say 'holding back', just not as good. 708 01:04:50,909 --> 01:04:53,453 Don't forget we won the freestyle match last time. 709 01:04:53,662 --> 01:04:55,579 You think you really won last time? 710 01:04:55,788 --> 01:04:59,583 We just thought it was shameful to beat up little girls. We let you win. 711 01:04:59,792 --> 01:05:02,585 All right, let's fight one more time and determine the winner. 712 01:05:02,794 --> 01:05:05,046 What? Another fight? No way. 713 01:05:05,213 --> 01:05:06,631 Inspector Kan, are you afraid? 714 01:05:06,798 --> 01:05:08,715 - I'm not afraid. - It's settled. 715 01:05:08,924 --> 01:05:11,885 A perfect chance to see the hand-to-hand skills of both sides. 716 01:05:12,052 --> 01:05:12,968 So it’s a plan. 717 01:05:20,642 --> 01:05:21,934 Harder! 718 01:05:23,312 --> 01:05:24,313 Harder still! 719 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:28,607 Put your back into it! 720 01:05:32,819 --> 01:05:34,487 You must be tired, take a break. 721 01:05:39,283 --> 01:05:41,118 - For your sweat. - Thanks. 722 01:05:43,619 --> 01:05:44,453 Have some water. 723 01:05:47,749 --> 01:05:51,418 If we're matched tomorrow, will you hold back? 724 01:05:51,585 --> 01:05:53,128 Don't worry, I'll be reasonable. 725 01:05:53,337 --> 01:05:54,295 Fung! 726 01:05:54,462 --> 01:05:57,423 Hey, Inspector Kan is urgently calling everyone, c'mon! 727 01:05:57,590 --> 01:05:59,425 Get a good night's rest tonight! 728 01:06:03,094 --> 01:06:04,762 I've finally found him. 729 01:06:07,348 --> 01:06:08,432 Amazing. 730 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,433 Amazing your arse. 731 01:06:10,601 --> 01:06:13,769 Listen up. You can divide a woman into three parts: 732 01:06:13,936 --> 01:06:15,437 up top is her head. 733 01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:20,775 Her head houses her brain. If it's attacked, she'll faint. 734 01:06:20,942 --> 01:06:22,318 - The middle... - Boobs! 735 01:06:23,486 --> 01:06:25,321 houses her heart. 736 01:06:25,488 --> 01:06:28,157 If her heart is attacked, it will stop pumping blood. 737 01:06:28,366 --> 01:06:30,658 And then downwards. 738 01:06:30,825 --> 01:06:32,451 This is her abdomen. 739 01:06:32,619 --> 01:06:35,162 Her abdomen is supported by her pelvic and thigh bones. 740 01:06:35,371 --> 01:06:37,331 She'll fall if attacked there. 741 01:06:37,498 --> 01:06:39,958 These are women's Three Vulnerabilities. 742 01:06:48,673 --> 01:06:51,467 - Can I help you? - I want to speak to you about something. 743 01:06:51,635 --> 01:06:54,053 - Maybe, after your class? - No, not necessary. 744 01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:56,347 Right, stay put, guys, I'll be right back. 745 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:07,480 Inspector Kan, I'd like to apologise. I'm sorry, don’t be mad at me. 746 01:07:07,648 --> 01:07:10,358 Mad at you? I'm incapable of being mad at you. 747 01:07:10,525 --> 01:07:14,195 You're not mad at me? So you're not a petty person! 748 01:07:14,404 --> 01:07:15,821 That's really good. 749 01:07:16,029 --> 01:07:18,698 But I know I shouldn't challenge you to a fight again. 750 01:07:18,907 --> 01:07:21,075 You let us win last time. 751 01:07:21,909 --> 01:07:23,702 I just love to win. 752 01:07:23,911 --> 01:07:27,496 - So let's cancel tomorrow's competition. - No need to cancel. 753 01:07:27,664 --> 01:07:31,834 Everyone knows women are weaker than men. 754 01:07:32,043 --> 01:07:35,712 Tomorrow, they can experience what it's like to be beaten by a man. 755 01:07:35,921 --> 01:07:38,506 - I don't think it's necessary. - Of course it is! 756 01:07:38,674 --> 01:07:41,509 Don't you know there are many ignorant men in the world 757 01:07:41,676 --> 01:07:44,845 who beat up women and are proud of it? 758 01:07:45,054 --> 01:07:48,389 Statistically, the girls will meet bad men. 759 01:07:48,557 --> 01:07:51,225 I's good for them to have some mental preparation. 760 01:07:51,434 --> 01:07:55,104 After all that you've said, I'm almost mad I'm a man. 761 01:07:55,271 --> 01:07:57,230 Of course you're not like those bad men. 762 01:07:57,439 --> 01:08:00,733 But you can't deny that there are bad men in the world. 763 01:08:00,942 --> 01:08:03,610 Yes, lots of bad men in the world. 764 01:08:04,445 --> 01:08:06,738 All right, I know what to do tomorrow. 765 01:08:06,947 --> 01:08:09,406 You mustn't ask your boys to pull any punches. 766 01:08:09,574 --> 01:08:13,119 I want my girls to have a very clear idea of what male violence feels like. 767 01:08:13,286 --> 01:08:15,036 I won't take up any more of your time. 768 01:08:18,457 --> 01:08:20,541 Stop touching her Three Vulnerabilities. 769 01:08:20,708 --> 01:08:22,042 Hey, Kan's coming! 770 01:08:26,254 --> 01:08:29,090 I'd like to elaborate on my topic of Three Vulnerabilities. 771 01:08:30,467 --> 01:08:33,552 Her head is also the home of her face. 772 01:08:33,719 --> 01:08:35,887 IT it's damaged, she’ll lose her looks. 773 01:08:36,096 --> 01:08:39,431 In which case, her future and happiness will be no more. 774 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:42,434 In the middle, what you call her 'boobs'. 775 01:08:42,602 --> 01:08:45,061 This is the primordial food source of human beings. 776 01:08:45,228 --> 01:08:48,606 If they are injured, babies will starve. 777 01:08:48,815 --> 01:08:52,651 If her pelvis is injured, it may lead to infertility. 778 01:08:52,860 --> 01:08:55,653 Which is to say, if her mother, your mother, and my mother, 779 01:08:55,862 --> 01:08:58,781 if everyone's mum's pelvis was injured, 780 01:08:58,990 --> 01:09:02,283 then we would never have made it to this world. 781 01:09:02,493 --> 01:09:03,619 Yeah. 782 01:09:03,827 --> 01:09:06,996 Now that you recognise the importance of these three points to a woman, 783 01:09:07,205 --> 01:09:08,247 what is our conclusion? 784 01:09:08,456 --> 01:09:09,665 Is it, 'Don't hit women'? 785 01:09:09,874 --> 01:09:10,624 Exactly. 786 01:09:10,833 --> 01:09:12,584 What about self-important women? 787 01:09:12,793 --> 01:09:16,587 It is now clear to me that the most self-important people are men. 788 01:09:16,796 --> 01:09:17,588 Class dismissed. 789 01:09:18,632 --> 01:09:19,673 Are you for real? 790 01:09:23,761 --> 01:09:26,679 Listen. Under no circumstances are we to win today's competition. 791 01:09:26,888 --> 01:09:27,638 Am I clear? 792 01:09:29,807 --> 01:09:33,309 You must try your best and not pull any punches. 793 01:09:33,519 --> 01:09:34,269 Understand? 794 01:09:35,938 --> 01:09:38,940 Today's match is best of two out of three. 795 01:09:39,148 --> 01:09:42,275 The competition begins, please put forward your representatives. 796 01:09:47,447 --> 01:09:48,822 I believe in democracy. 797 01:09:49,031 --> 01:09:50,449 - Who wants to volunteer? - Me! 798 01:09:55,954 --> 01:09:57,205 Inspector Kan, 799 01:09:57,372 --> 01:10:00,123 I hope you will give me this chance to redeem myself, 800 01:10:00,290 --> 01:10:02,208 to endure this physical suffering. 801 01:10:04,294 --> 01:10:05,169 Sure. 802 01:10:08,506 --> 01:10:09,507 Pervert! 803 01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:14,719 You're our weakest link. Let''s see how they fight. 804 01:10:14,928 --> 01:10:16,846 Madam, you're not sending me to fight? 805 01:10:17,055 --> 01:10:19,347 In sending you, we wouldn't be serving them a beating, 806 01:10:19,557 --> 01:10:21,058 but more a temptation to test them. 807 01:10:24,852 --> 01:10:28,188 Madam, I hope you send me to Kill the pervert and save the villagers! 808 01:10:30,649 --> 01:10:31,816 Sure. 809 01:10:32,317 --> 01:10:34,861 Hey, what are you doing? Go and redeem yourself. 810 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:44,994 Wait up! 811 01:10:45,203 --> 01:10:47,537 I'd like to complain about her rage-filled gaze. 812 01:10:50,916 --> 01:10:52,208 Go to hell! 813 01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:05,511 Get up! 814 01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:09,514 Great, you're doing great. 815 01:11:09,682 --> 01:11:10,682 Come on! 816 01:11:20,608 --> 01:11:21,525 Go to hell! 817 01:11:22,609 --> 01:11:23,693 Go to hell! 818 01:11:25,361 --> 01:11:26,779 You wanna castrate me?! 819 01:11:26,946 --> 01:11:29,364 If they're not mine, let's remove them! 820 01:11:39,123 --> 01:11:40,248 Go to hell! 821 01:11:52,091 --> 01:11:53,467 Go to hell! 822 01:11:54,052 --> 01:11:56,429 Hey, what are you doing? Did she kill your father? 823 01:11:56,638 --> 01:11:57,929 Did you forget what I said? 824 01:11:58,930 --> 01:11:59,972 Hey! 825 01:12:05,728 --> 01:12:06,603 Go to hell! 826 01:12:47,763 --> 01:12:49,347 All right, separate. 827 01:12:49,515 --> 01:12:50,848 Hey, separate! 828 01:12:53,101 --> 01:12:54,435 Right, this round's a draw. 829 01:12:54,644 --> 01:12:56,603 For real?! A draw after I beat her like that? 830 01:12:56,770 --> 01:12:58,354 Draw unaccepted! Fight to the death! 831 01:12:59,189 --> 01:13:00,481 Hey! 832 01:13:00,691 --> 01:13:03,109 Who's the referee here? Get back in line! 833 01:13:09,781 --> 01:13:11,157 Can you accept a draw there? 834 01:13:11,366 --> 01:13:13,784 I think a draw is perfectly acceptable in this round. 835 01:13:13,951 --> 01:13:17,162 - But it depends on what Madam thinks. - Let's just fight another match. 836 01:13:20,790 --> 01:13:22,500 - What a bitch! - Yeah! 837 01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:28,296 How dare you! You disobeyed direct orders! You almost ruined everything. 838 01:13:29,715 --> 01:13:30,798 Big Wong. 839 01:13:30,965 --> 01:13:32,508 - Me? - Yeah, you. 840 01:13:32,717 --> 01:13:35,136 You can take a beating, and that's the plan here. 841 01:13:35,344 --> 01:13:37,011 - Really me? - Yeah, go on. 842 01:13:42,016 --> 01:13:45,018 Conserve your energy. Aim with focus. 843 01:14:01,699 --> 01:14:03,033 Perfect, you're doing great. 844 01:14:25,510 --> 01:14:26,385 Stand still. 845 01:14:43,066 --> 01:14:43,900 SKIRTS win. 846 01:14:47,403 --> 01:14:50,072 Inspector Kan, was that what you wanted? 847 01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:53,575 I told you to lose, I didn't tell you to lose your pride. 848 01:14:53,784 --> 01:14:57,579 Inspector Kan, this isn't a fair fight. They're ruthless. 849 01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:02,207 - Great job. - As they should. 850 01:15:03,417 --> 01:15:06,085 Madam, don't you think your girls are overdoing it? 851 01:15:06,294 --> 01:15:08,546 Not at all. What do you think, Inspector Lo? 852 01:15:09,047 --> 01:15:12,591 Call this overdoing it? Inspector Kan, why did you choose such weak students? 853 01:15:13,133 --> 01:15:16,385 They're only aiming for the most vulnerable parts of the body. 854 01:15:17,220 --> 01:15:21,474 In that case, Madam, please tell your girls to pay more attention 855 01:15:21,641 --> 01:15:25,977 and only hit the boys on their buttocks or thighs. So that they won't be in pain. 856 01:15:26,186 --> 01:15:30,439 Sure, I'll try. But it can be difficult to control punches in the heat of a fight. 857 01:15:30,940 --> 01:15:34,734 This tournament is only general training. Win or lose isn't so important. 858 01:15:35,235 --> 01:15:38,321 Who wins and who loses has never been important for the loser. 859 01:15:38,905 --> 01:15:40,739 So you think they've already won? 860 01:15:41,740 --> 01:15:43,908 I just know there is no way you'll win today. 861 01:15:44,451 --> 01:15:45,909 Madam, is that what you think? 862 01:15:46,118 --> 01:15:48,745 Not at all, I just told them to try their best. 863 01:15:49,247 --> 01:15:52,123 Right, I must have forgotten to tell them to try their best. 864 01:15:52,332 --> 01:15:54,417 So you haven't tried your best? 865 01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:56,127 That's not right. 866 01:15:56,336 --> 01:15:57,627 Yeah. 867 01:15:57,837 --> 01:16:00,130 My mistake. I know what to do. 868 01:16:08,971 --> 01:16:09,846 Fung. 869 01:16:11,598 --> 01:16:13,266 Lam, you're up. 870 01:16:13,475 --> 01:16:15,934 Madam, Lam isn't a match for Fung. 871 01:16:16,102 --> 01:16:17,144 Are you? 872 01:16:18,354 --> 01:16:20,147 Lam, you're confident, aren't you? 873 01:16:23,608 --> 01:16:25,818 Inspector Kan, I can't be so ruthless. 874 01:16:25,986 --> 01:16:26,944 Kill her! 875 01:16:27,111 --> 01:16:28,028 I can't. 876 01:16:46,168 --> 01:16:48,211 What's up? Hit him! 877 01:16:48,379 --> 01:16:50,296 - Hit him! - Hit her! 878 01:16:51,381 --> 01:16:52,548 Go easy on me! 879 01:16:53,550 --> 01:16:54,968 Start! 880 01:16:58,178 --> 01:16:59,012 Sorry. 881 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:02,347 - I told you to take it easy on me! - I did! 882 01:17:11,398 --> 01:17:12,315 Sorry! 883 01:17:22,032 --> 01:17:23,533 I don't want to do this! 884 01:17:29,079 --> 01:17:30,580 - Let go! - I really like you! 885 01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:38,712 - He's really going for it... - Yeah, it's a bit much. 886 01:17:38,921 --> 01:17:40,005 It's a bit much... 887 01:17:44,550 --> 01:17:47,219 You said you'd be reasonable! Look what you've done to me! 888 01:17:47,428 --> 01:17:50,888 By reasonable, I meant that I keep private and professional affairs separate. 889 01:17:51,056 --> 01:17:52,599 Sorry, I really don't wanna do this! 890 01:17:56,226 --> 01:17:58,019 Hey, Fung. 891 01:17:58,187 --> 01:18:01,022 Winning is enough, you don't actually have to kill her. 892 01:18:01,189 --> 01:18:03,357 You were kidding? Why didn't you say so earlier? 893 01:18:03,566 --> 01:18:05,025 Whatever, just kill her, then. 894 01:18:05,234 --> 01:18:07,526 - Are you all right? - Outrageous! 895 01:18:12,239 --> 01:18:13,531 I don't want this either! 896 01:18:23,707 --> 01:18:24,708 SKIRTS win. 897 01:18:31,714 --> 01:18:34,550 - Hey, are you all right? - I'm fine. 898 01:18:34,717 --> 01:18:35,633 Come on. 899 01:18:39,096 --> 01:18:41,388 - Inspector Kan... - Yeah, I know. 900 01:18:41,931 --> 01:18:44,141 - Congratulations, Madam Wu. - Thanks very much. 901 01:18:44,350 --> 01:18:47,393 Inspector Kan, what bad luck, you've lost to the girls again. 902 01:18:48,269 --> 01:18:51,438 God did not make Man and Woman for us to compete against each other. 903 01:18:51,648 --> 01:18:55,317 Inspector, seems you're never happy with the outcome of these competitions. 904 01:18:55,484 --> 01:18:57,444 No, I'm only unhappy with myself. 905 01:18:57,653 --> 01:18:59,654 So what are you unhappy about? 906 01:19:00,613 --> 01:19:03,741 A specific part of my body. It's never hard when I want it to be. 907 01:19:03,908 --> 01:19:05,074 What are you on about? 908 01:19:05,617 --> 01:19:07,410 I'm talking about my heart. 909 01:19:09,413 --> 01:19:13,912 We can all see the SDU team's performance; it's simply impossible to be satisfied. 910 01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:17,752 What he's trying to say is, that his teaching is incompetent. 911 01:19:17,961 --> 01:19:19,420 Hey, Inspector Lo, that's enough. 912 01:19:19,629 --> 01:19:21,797 Are you trying to say you'd be a better teacher? 913 01:19:22,006 --> 01:19:23,966 Well, there's no way I'd be worse than you. 914 01:19:24,133 --> 01:19:27,094 All right, let's have a match and see who's the better fighter. 915 01:19:28,761 --> 01:19:29,636 Well? 916 01:19:29,846 --> 01:19:33,099 I don't think that''s necessary. I wouldn't want you to get hurt. 917 01:19:33,307 --> 01:19:35,308 Damn you! Fight me if you're a man! 918 01:19:35,475 --> 01:19:37,310 I don't mind, if you insist. 919 01:19:39,438 --> 01:19:41,105 Prepare yourself. Don't regret this. 920 01:19:41,313 --> 01:19:44,190 Inspector Kan, you really want to fight Inspector Lo? 921 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:46,818 Inspector Kan, don't commit suicide. 922 01:19:47,027 --> 01:19:48,445 You really think I'll lose? 923 01:19:49,654 --> 01:19:50,988 That you'll die. 924 01:19:53,323 --> 01:19:54,824 - Thanks, Madam. - Not at all. 925 01:19:56,785 --> 01:19:59,703 To the death, then. What's the point of living if I forfeit? 926 01:20:58,086 --> 01:21:00,713 Inspector Kan, get up! Fight him! 927 01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:02,046 Inspector Kan! 928 01:21:02,255 --> 01:21:04,840 Get up! 929 01:21:07,094 --> 01:21:08,344 Inspector Kan, get up. 930 01:21:12,848 --> 01:21:13,722 Great! 931 01:21:25,858 --> 01:21:27,901 Inspector Kan, are you all right? Get up! 932 01:21:40,621 --> 01:21:42,788 Inspector Kan! Are you all right? Get up! 933 01:21:49,044 --> 01:21:50,086 Are you all right? 934 01:21:50,879 --> 01:21:52,547 I'm fine. 935 01:21:52,756 --> 01:21:54,214 I've finally won. 936 01:21:55,424 --> 01:21:56,258 Yay! 937 01:21:58,886 --> 01:22:00,553 Inspector Kan! Jackpot! 938 01:22:01,096 --> 01:22:01,971 Yay! 939 01:22:14,315 --> 01:22:16,317 - They just passed us. - Ready? 940 01:22:47,926 --> 01:22:49,594 So good to see you! Get in! 941 01:22:56,809 --> 01:23:00,520 Inspector Lo, are you sure Golden Tiger is hiding out on that island? 942 01:23:01,688 --> 01:23:06,149 One of Golden Tiger's buttons is a micro-tracking device. 943 01:23:06,317 --> 01:23:08,777 And, according to our equipment, they're here. 944 01:23:08,944 --> 01:23:10,153 What are they doing here? 945 01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:12,655 They're waiting for a boat to get them out of HK. 946 01:23:12,864 --> 01:23:14,282 Who was it that got them out? 947 01:23:14,449 --> 01:23:17,284 This crew is led by his older brother, Golden Lion. 948 01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:19,786 They're an international terrorist organisation. 949 01:23:19,953 --> 01:23:23,330 That jewellery heist was to fund their terrorist activities. 950 01:23:23,539 --> 01:23:26,625 I don't get your unit. The more you do, the more terrifying they get. 951 01:23:26,834 --> 01:23:29,460 - This was an accident. - Accident? What accident? 952 01:23:29,628 --> 01:23:34,127 We knew Golden Tiger had such a plan, hence I've been observing your training. 953 01:23:34,465 --> 01:23:38,177 I had hoped we could lure Golden Lion out of hiding and capture them together. 954 01:23:38,344 --> 01:23:42,472 - I didn't know they'd act earlier. - Fine. You could've just been upfront. 955 01:23:42,639 --> 01:23:45,350 You could say you got yourself into a pickle and need our help. 956 01:23:47,226 --> 01:23:50,729 The island is surrounded by our speedboats. They won't get away. 957 01:23:51,729 --> 01:23:53,522 We will split into three teams. 958 01:23:53,731 --> 01:23:57,400 Each of us will lead a team to one side of the island and reunite. 959 01:23:57,609 --> 01:23:58,860 Great, I'll be with Madam. 960 01:23:59,069 --> 01:24:02,030 No, you'll lead a unit going straight ahead. 961 01:24:02,239 --> 01:24:04,323 You'll go to the highest point and cover us. 962 01:24:04,490 --> 01:24:06,033 Why can't we be on the same team? 963 01:24:06,242 --> 01:24:09,202 We're splitting into three teams. We can’t let them slip through. 964 01:24:09,369 --> 01:24:10,161 Fine. 965 01:24:11,871 --> 01:24:14,831 - Take care of yourself. - You better take care of yourself. 966 01:24:19,544 --> 01:24:22,212 Hold it. We're going that way. 967 01:24:22,380 --> 01:24:25,508 Inspector Kan, that's downhill. I thought we were going uphill. 968 01:24:25,675 --> 01:24:28,218 Think I can't tell uphill from downhill? I said that way! 969 01:24:30,553 --> 01:24:33,555 - Our mission is to spot both sides. - And we're spotting Madam. 970 01:24:33,764 --> 01:24:35,682 Isn't it dangerous if no one's spotting Lo? 971 01:24:36,558 --> 01:24:37,559 You care about him? 972 01:24:37,768 --> 01:24:40,436 If Lo gets into trouble, Fung's chick will be in trouble. 973 01:24:40,645 --> 01:24:43,564 Do you think Inspector Lo can protect those around him? 974 01:24:43,731 --> 01:24:44,522 Yes! 975 01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:49,027 Great, then you have nothing to worry about. 976 01:24:49,569 --> 01:24:52,862 Do you think Madam can protect herself and those around her? 977 01:24:54,031 --> 01:24:56,032 - No way! - Inspector Kan, let's go down! 978 01:24:56,241 --> 01:24:58,368 - We need to hurry down! - Come on! 979 01:25:02,371 --> 01:25:03,747 Don't go! Don't give chase! 980 01:25:09,919 --> 01:25:10,961 Watch out! 981 01:25:17,926 --> 01:25:19,259 Don't move! 982 01:25:26,725 --> 01:25:27,600 Friendlies. 983 01:25:28,727 --> 01:25:31,645 - Inspector Kan, what are you doing here? - Protecting you. 984 01:25:32,813 --> 01:25:36,149 You're meant to be in the middle to spot both sides. What about Lo? 985 01:25:38,318 --> 01:25:39,986 Even you're worried about Lo. 986 01:25:40,153 --> 01:25:43,780 How could I rest easy knowing you've got no one to rely on? 987 01:25:44,323 --> 01:25:46,074 They agreed I should come down. 988 01:25:46,491 --> 01:25:49,075 Inspector Kan, we're obligated to obey your orders. 989 01:25:49,243 --> 01:25:51,745 You brat, spewing nonsense. No loyalty. 990 01:25:51,954 --> 01:25:54,288 - Inspector Lo, are you okay? - He's gone missing! 991 01:25:56,624 --> 01:26:00,002 SKIRTS, SDU, listen up! 992 01:26:00,169 --> 01:26:02,629 I have captured your leader, Mr Lo. 993 01:26:03,756 --> 01:26:05,007 You mustn't hurt him. 994 01:26:06,841 --> 01:26:09,760 Only if you agree to my terms... or he's dead for sure! 995 01:26:09,927 --> 01:26:12,511 Unless you give proof of life, there's nothing to discuss. 996 01:26:15,349 --> 01:26:17,767 Sure. See you at the metal bridge in 15 minutes. 997 01:26:20,644 --> 01:26:22,312 Maybe their hideout is close by. 998 01:26:28,818 --> 01:26:29,651 What's up, cop? 999 01:26:29,818 --> 01:26:33,655 I'm warning you. You're completely surrounded. 1000 01:26:33,822 --> 01:26:36,532 Anything fishy, and I'm killing the hostage. 1001 01:26:37,033 --> 01:26:39,618 Don't worry! I'm very well-behaved. Where's our man? 1002 01:26:45,791 --> 01:26:47,500 Inspector Lo! Are you all right? 1003 01:26:48,042 --> 01:26:50,294 I'm fine! Abandon me! 1004 01:26:50,795 --> 01:26:54,672 Listen up! If you don't let him go, I'll kill you and all you care about! 1005 01:26:54,881 --> 01:26:58,009 We can let him go... if you give up on your mission to arrest us. 1006 01:26:58,218 --> 01:27:00,344 Sure, why not? We'll see who waits the longest. 1007 01:27:00,511 --> 01:27:05,010 And we want a fully fuel led speedboat on the northern beach within half an hour. 1008 01:27:05,431 --> 01:27:08,183 Thirty minutes? That's not a lot of time! 1009 01:27:08,393 --> 01:27:11,478 Let's level, if we can't find a speedboat, what about a sanpan? 1010 01:27:14,398 --> 01:27:17,066 Let's be clear, this is a rescue mission for us. 1011 01:27:17,233 --> 01:27:18,817 If you try to pull anything funny, 1012 01:27:19,026 --> 01:27:21,987 we'll kill the hostage and then fight you to the death, got it? 1013 01:27:24,155 --> 01:27:25,990 See you at the beach in 30 minutes. 1014 01:27:32,329 --> 01:27:34,204 - The other two? - Lam's under the bridge, 1015 01:27:34,414 --> 01:27:36,707 Fung's up the mountain. There's a guard on the bridge. 1016 01:27:38,334 --> 01:27:40,918 Madam, Inspector Lo is fine. How is it on your end? 1017 01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:44,714 We're on the mountain. They're pushing Lo back into the hideout. 1018 01:27:44,881 --> 01:27:46,172 Don't shoot without orders. 1019 01:27:46,382 --> 01:27:47,174 Action! 1020 01:27:48,050 --> 01:27:49,843 - What's up? - Nothing. 1021 01:28:35,756 --> 01:28:36,798 May, I've sorted him. 1022 01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:29,801 Throw down your guns. 1023 01:29:45,523 --> 01:29:46,440 Don't move! 1024 01:30:22,554 --> 01:30:24,346 - How do you feel? - Fine. 1025 01:30:24,555 --> 01:30:27,641 I even survived your beating, this is nothing compared to that. 1026 01:30:37,065 --> 01:30:38,149 Watch out! 1027 01:30:41,694 --> 01:30:42,569 Don't move! 1028 01:30:42,736 --> 01:30:44,571 - Don't shoot! - Don't shoot! We surrender! 1029 01:31:05,755 --> 01:31:06,839 Don't move! 1030 01:31:26,732 --> 01:31:29,024 Count yourself lucky I saved you, or you'd be dead! 1031 01:31:29,233 --> 01:31:31,693 You think I didn't know that? I was luring him out! 1032 01:31:36,531 --> 01:31:38,032 That really hurt... 1033 01:31:38,241 --> 01:31:39,742 Are you all right? Let's see it. 1034 01:31:42,536 --> 01:31:44,746 Pair of dogs! 1035 01:31:44,955 --> 01:31:47,081 Pair of dogs! 1036 01:31:55,380 --> 01:31:58,298 You were fine a minute ago, why did you slip? 1037 01:31:58,466 --> 01:32:00,384 You shameless couple don't care about anyone! 1038 01:32:00,551 --> 01:32:01,718 Watch out! 1039 01:32:09,767 --> 01:32:13,061 - Thank you for saving me. - No, it was Susanna who saved us both. 1040 01:32:13,937 --> 01:32:15,437 It was Amy's kind-heartedness. 1041 01:32:17,273 --> 01:32:21,150 You told me to replace the holes in my vest with little satellites. 1042 01:32:57,765 --> 01:32:59,975 Inspector Kan, what's your location? 1043 01:33:00,142 --> 01:33:00,976 Almost there! 1044 01:33:03,812 --> 01:33:05,605 Don't move, or I'll kill him! 1045 01:33:09,817 --> 01:33:11,026 Move! 1046 01:33:15,863 --> 01:33:16,780 Move! 1047 01:33:20,450 --> 01:33:22,493 We now have two hostages in our hands. 1048 01:33:23,829 --> 01:33:25,454 And we have three of you. 1049 01:33:25,663 --> 01:33:27,164 Our lives are worthless. 1050 01:33:27,373 --> 01:33:30,292 If you do anything reckless, we'll kill the two of them! 1051 01:33:31,042 --> 01:33:32,126 So what do you want? 1052 01:33:32,335 --> 01:33:35,796 If you let us go and arrange for our getaway ship, 1053 01:33:35,964 --> 01:33:38,340 we'll release them once we reach international waters. 1054 01:33:38,507 --> 01:33:40,342 - That's quite late! - Yeah. 1055 01:33:40,509 --> 01:33:41,468 No bargaining! 1056 01:33:46,472 --> 01:33:48,474 Right, I promise. Let's go. 1057 01:33:56,647 --> 01:33:59,191 We've met your request. Here's your speedboat. 1058 01:33:59,734 --> 01:34:03,403 Go see if there's anything funny about the boat and if it has enough fuel. 1059 01:34:07,322 --> 01:34:08,823 You can let them go now. 1060 01:34:08,991 --> 01:34:11,159 We're not letting them go until we reach safety. 1061 01:34:11,702 --> 01:34:14,537 If you try anything funny, they'll surely die! 1062 01:34:14,746 --> 01:34:15,705 Don't act hastily. 1063 01:34:28,758 --> 01:34:30,341 You're done here. 1064 01:34:30,508 --> 01:34:33,427 Get out of my sight. Take those ones with you, got it? 1065 01:34:35,054 --> 01:34:37,430 - Come on! - Put down the stretcher, let's go. 1066 01:34:39,183 --> 01:34:41,434 Hurry up! Let's go! 1067 01:34:42,518 --> 01:34:45,562 Set the rendezvous point with our boat in international waters. Go! 1068 01:34:50,025 --> 01:34:51,067 Don't move! 1069 01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:52,861 Raise your hands! 1070 01:34:54,945 --> 01:34:56,863 Don't move! 1071 01:34:58,199 --> 01:34:59,199 Walk. 1072 01:34:59,407 --> 01:35:01,242 Go on, hurry up! 1073 01:35:03,536 --> 01:35:05,745 Move, hurry up! 1074 01:35:05,913 --> 01:35:07,873 - Get down! - Madam. 1075 01:35:11,209 --> 01:35:13,085 - Thank you, Madam. - You're welcome. 1076 01:35:13,294 --> 01:35:15,462 Why did you release him but not me? 1077 01:35:15,630 --> 01:35:16,963 I'm not releasing you, 1078 01:35:17,172 --> 01:35:19,090 because I'm never letting you go. 1079 01:35:21,301 --> 01:35:22,384 I-- 1080 01:35:23,427 --> 01:35:24,261 I do. 1081 01:35:25,221 --> 01:35:26,096 Great! 82722

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