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dad!
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Oh, god, no.
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Dad,
are you asleep?
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Dad?
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What?
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I have something
to tell you.
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Is it important?
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Yes, dad.
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How important?
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An "Eight."
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a child's "Eight"
Or an adult's "Eight"?
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I don't know.
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I've never been
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an adult.
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Vanessa...
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I just finished working
18 hours in the hospital.
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I delivered over 8,000 babies.
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I'm really, really tired
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and if this is not
really, really important
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I'm going to be
really, really angry.
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If I tell you and
it's not important
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you'll be angry.
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If I don't tell
and it is important
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you'll be angry.
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Why did I
come downstairs?
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To punish me.
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Dad...
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what is it?
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Rudy's home.
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There better be more.
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There is.
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You know Rudy's pet goldfish,
Lamont?
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Yes.
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The one you bought
because she ate her peas?
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Don't think I'm complaining
because I eat my peas
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and you don't
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buy me
a thing.
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Is this about
buying you something?
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No, it's about Rudy's goldfish.
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What about Rudy's goldfish?
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He's dead.
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I'm sorry.
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Rudy doesn't know yet.
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You're sure it's dead?
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Are fish supposed to
float on their backs?
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Rudy doesn't know it yet?
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She's feeding him.
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And he's not eating.
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Now you're cooking.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm glad
you're home.
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Hi.
Hi, mom.
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Wait till you hear
what I did today.
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Not now, dear.
We've got a problem.
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What is it?
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Rudy's goldfish
is dead.
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How is she
taking it?
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She doesn't know yet.
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Dad's going to break it to her
while I watch.
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Tough one, dad?
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I don't think you understand
the relationship
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between Rudy and Lamont.
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When I took her
into the pet store
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we came in front of
this huge fish tank.
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She walked up to it
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and she said,
"I want that one."
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the man took the net,
went in...
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caught a fish,
put it in the bag.
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She said, "That's not him."
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There are
10,000 fish--
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all look the same--
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in that tank.
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My daughter says,
"That's not him."
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Finally, the man steps down,
hands Rudy the net.
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Rudy climbs up
on a crate...
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holds the net out--
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it doesn't
touch the water.
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Lamont jumps up...
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into the net.
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She shows him
to the man.
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He says, "That's him."
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I said to the man,
"It was all the time."
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Daddy?
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Are you stalling?
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That was a very
touching story.
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Yes, daddy...
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a long touching story.
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Hi, Rudy.
What you doing?
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Playing.
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So...
how's everything?
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Fine.
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Good.
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Is everything
okay?
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Uh-huh.
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That's what you think.
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Well, doctor?
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Rudy, daddy wants
to talk to you
about Lamont.
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Lamont?
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Yeah.
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You see, dear,
Lamont has gone away.
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No, he hasn't.
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He's right here.
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Well, yes...
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and no.
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You see...
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goldfish are
not very strong
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and sometimes,
without warning
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they just stop...
doing things... forever.
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Do you
understand
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what I'm saying?
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Uh-huh.
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What am I saying?
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I don't know.
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Dad, let me try.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Rudy...
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what dad's
trying to tell you is
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your goldfish
is decreased.
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Close.
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Deceased.
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What's "Deceased"?
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what's dead?
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Your goldfish.
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Yuck!
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Dad, he is dead.
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No!
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Lamont is more
than just a body.
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He is funny stories.
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He's nibbling food.
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He's swimming
through the lighthouse.
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Lamont will always
be with us.
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Oh... well, yeah.
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Can I flush the body?
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Go to your room.
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What did I say?
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Go to your room.
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You unfeeling beast!
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Come over here, honey.
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Daddy,
is he really dead?
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You can cry
if you want to.
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Maybe later.
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Think we could
do something
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to cheer
her up?
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Let's fix her favorite dinner.
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That's a great idea.
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Hot dogs!
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That's your
favorite dinner.
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How about your famous
scrambled eggs?
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That's what we'll do
for her.
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What else
could we do?
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She's always
wanted a dog.
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No, you wanted
a dog.
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Here we go--
dad's famous eggs.
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It's a good thing
he didn't serve fish.
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Unless you're planning on
eating that basketball
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get it off the table.
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What's the matter with you?
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All right, now...
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look, honey,
you've got to eat.
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I made these
special for you.
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Could I
leave the table?
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Just take
a little bite.
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I'm too sad to eat.
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That's
all right.
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Come on,
we'll go upstairs.
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Oh, Rudy...
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your mama did the most
fantastic thing at work today.
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Mom, not now.
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You guys don't seem to care
about your sister.
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Daddy, don't you think
you're blowing this
out of proportion?
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It's just a dead fish.
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Right.
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Sounds like
flush-a-Bye time to me.
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We'll all gather
around the bathroom bowl.
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And then... swoosh--
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flush him
off to glory.
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Why don't we say a prayer
before we hit the handle?
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A funeral for a fish.
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That's not a bad idea.
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Why not have
reverend windingham
deliver a eulogy?
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That's a better idea.
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Daddy!
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Daddy, come on.
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We were only kidding!
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Dad, it's okay
to be weird here
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but you're going
outside the house now.
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What are you doing?!
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daddy, please..!
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Hello, reverend?
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He's a minister.
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He'll tell god
We're crazy.
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Just a minute,
please.
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We'll do
anything you say.
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You'll come
to the funeral?
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Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
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You'll do whatever
I ask you to?
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Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
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You'll wear
funeral Clothing?
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Hello, reverend?
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Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
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Just a religious question.
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Uh... christmas--
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will it be the same time again
as last year?
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I see.
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All right.
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Yeah, december 25th.
All righty.
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Okay. Nice talking to you.
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Bye-Bye.
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Okay.
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So... tell me
about your day.
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My day?
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Yes. You know,
the exciting news.
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Forget
about that.
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Okay, well,
I know what that means.
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Filing of the nails means
dead husband on the floor.
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I'm going to sit in this chair--
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you promise?
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I swear.
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I'm not getting out
of this chair.
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Last week, I was reading
the verdi construction contract.
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Verdi construction contract--
I know it well.
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Cliff, shut up and listen.
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Nobody at work would touch it.
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Everybody thought
it was a hopeless case
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but I found this loophole...
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( beeping )
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Go ahead. Go ahead.
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That's your beeper.
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I know. I heard it.
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Loophole. Go ahead.
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I found this loophole that
saved the client over $10,000.
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Everybody in the office
got so excited
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even Mr. Greenbrook senior...
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uh-oh.
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Came to shake my hand.
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( beeping )
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Go ahead.
Go ahead.
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Mr. Greenbrook senior...
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shouldn't you make that call?
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No, because if
it's an emergency
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they give one long beep.
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Go ahead. Mr. Greenbrook
senior came out of the Office.
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Mr. Greenbrook senior
came out of the office
to shake my hand...
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( long beep )
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okay.
Uh, go ahead.
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Go ahead--
Mr. Greenbrook...
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and he
said...
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hold it.
Yes, this is dr. Huxtable.
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Oh, mrs. Davis
has left for the hospital?
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Well, how far apart are they?
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No, not the labor pains--
the house to the hospital.
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Okay, fine.
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Just call the hospital
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and tell them that
I'll be there as soon as I can.
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Thank you. Bye-Bye.
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"Came out of the office and..."
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I think you better go.
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I don't have to go.
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I want to hear this.
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Honest to goodness,
honey, please.
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That mrs. Davis-- this
is her ninth child.
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Please believe me,
she doesn't need me.
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I'm just a frill.
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Now, come on,
tell me, please.
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"Came out of
the office..."
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and Shook my hand...
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shook your hand...
270
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:00,931
and said,
"Congratulations."
271
00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:03,498
Congratulations.
And?
272
00:15:07,064 --> 00:15:10,064
And then he went
back into the office.
273
00:15:15,198 --> 00:15:19,531
That is the saddest story
I've ever heard in my life.
274
00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:21,131
( knocking )
275
00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:22,464
Ho! Come in.
276
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,798
I told Rudy about the funeral.
277
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:28,364
She wants to know
where Lamont's going to end up.
278
00:15:28,364 --> 00:15:30,564
In heaven.
279
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:31,264
Okay.
280
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,231
What's going on?
281
00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:35,531
I thought it
would be nice
282
00:15:35,531 --> 00:15:37,864
to have a funeral
for Lamont.
283
00:15:37,864 --> 00:15:39,864
Anyway, congratulations,
because heaven knows
284
00:15:39,864 --> 00:15:43,464
when that man will come out
of that office again.
285
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,798
Now, is this the darkest thing
286
00:15:45,798 --> 00:15:48,264
that you have
in that closet?
287
00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:49,531
Why?
288
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,531
For the funeral.
289
00:15:50,531 --> 00:15:52,331
We are dressing?
290
00:15:52,331 --> 00:15:54,264
For the funeral.
For Lamont.
291
00:15:56,431 --> 00:15:57,764
Just go ahead.
292
00:15:57,764 --> 00:16:00,398
I love living here.
293
00:16:00,398 --> 00:16:04,131
Coming in Third
after your patients
and a dead goldfish.
294
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,264
Hey, Clair.
295
00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:10,564
The fish goes,
you move to number two.
296
00:16:19,798 --> 00:16:21,998
Calling all mourners!
297
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:24,331
Calling All mourners!
298
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,631
THEO:
Oh, dad.
299
00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:26,864
Yeah, "Oh, dad."
300
00:16:26,864 --> 00:16:30,931
If you don't want me
to call the reverend...
301
00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:38,598
I don't have
anything else black.
302
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,664
Go in and get your
sister ready, please.
303
00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:44,464
Here, dad, matchbox
for the Coffin.
304
00:16:46,398 --> 00:16:48,064
He's too big.
305
00:16:48,064 --> 00:16:50,064
He won't fit in that.
306
00:16:50,064 --> 00:16:52,398
Well, can't we bend him?
307
00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:56,131
When Rudy comes out,
go in and get the fish
308
00:16:56,131 --> 00:16:57,798
all right?
309
00:16:57,798 --> 00:16:59,864
Calling all mourners!
310
00:17:03,964 --> 00:17:05,398
Let's do it.
311
00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:08,831
You like it?
312
00:17:08,831 --> 00:17:11,398
Wear it when I'm dead.
313
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:15,198
Harvey's picking me up
in five minutes
314
00:17:15,198 --> 00:17:17,398
so can we move it along?
315
00:17:17,398 --> 00:17:18,798
"Move it along."
316
00:17:18,798 --> 00:17:23,231
This is not a hollywood funeral.
317
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:27,231
Now take the sunglasses off.
318
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:34,298
Put the sunglasses back on.
319
00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:39,998
Clair!
320
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:44,331
I feel a little
overdressed for
the powder room.
321
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,331
No, you look just fine.
322
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:47,764
Uh, no jewelry.
323
00:17:59,464 --> 00:18:01,098
Daddy.
324
00:18:01,098 --> 00:18:02,898
Come over here beside daddy.
325
00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:05,731
She's wearing Lamont's
favorite dress.
326
00:18:05,731 --> 00:18:08,764
I think it reminded
him of the sea.
327
00:18:11,164 --> 00:18:12,398
Dad.
328
00:18:12,398 --> 00:18:15,798
Okay, let's proceed with
the funeral, please.
329
00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:18,231
I closed
his eyes for you.
330
00:18:27,198 --> 00:18:28,864
We are
gathered here
331
00:18:28,864 --> 00:18:30,898
for this
special occasion
332
00:18:30,898 --> 00:18:35,131
to say good-Bye to Lamont.
333
00:18:35,131 --> 00:18:39,998
Lamont was
a good fish--
334
00:18:41,198 --> 00:18:46,598
happy and brave.
335
00:18:46,598 --> 00:18:49,298
I always felt safe
with him around.
336
00:18:54,564 --> 00:18:59,731
And so, as to all fish,
Lamont's time on This earth...
337
00:18:59,731 --> 00:19:01,464
daddy?
338
00:19:01,464 --> 00:19:02,398
Yes, dear?
339
00:19:02,398 --> 00:19:05,098
I want to watch television.
340
00:19:07,631 --> 00:19:11,931
Yeah. Well, see, we're having
a funeral for your friend.
341
00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:15,198
I want to watch tv now.
342
00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:17,731
Me, too.
343
00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:23,431
Nobody is going
to watch tv until
the funeral is over.
344
00:19:23,431 --> 00:19:24,764
Is that clear?
345
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,731
If she doesn't want
the funeral
346
00:19:26,731 --> 00:19:28,098
we shouldn't have it.
347
00:19:28,098 --> 00:19:30,564
We got dressed up for this!
348
00:19:33,498 --> 00:19:35,931
We're going
to have it!
349
00:19:35,931 --> 00:19:37,564
Right, Rudy?
350
00:19:37,564 --> 00:19:39,031
Rudy!
351
00:19:40,031 --> 00:19:41,498
Forgive her, please.
352
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:46,998
He's talking to
the ⪠fi-ish! âª
353
00:19:46,998 --> 00:19:48,331
( Horn honking )
354
00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:49,998
Oh, daddy,
that's Harvey.
355
00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:52,098
Where you going?
Hey!
356
00:19:52,098 --> 00:19:55,064
Don't you want to say
good-Bye to Lamont?
357
00:19:55,064 --> 00:19:57,898
He didn't say
good-Bye to us.
358
00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:00,064
They're going
to come back here.
359
00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:01,331
Cliff.
360
00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:02,564
They're
going to...
361
00:20:02,564 --> 00:20:03,898
This is finished.
362
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:04,964
Finished?
363
00:20:04,964 --> 00:20:06,131
The party's over.
364
00:20:06,131 --> 00:20:07,798
This isn't a party.
365
00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:09,898
It's a funeral for Lamont.
366
00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:11,364
We don't want it.
367
00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:14,131
You've forced this on all of us.
368
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,798
I forced it on all of us.
369
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,364
Yes.
370
00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:20,031
Uh-huh. You love this?
371
00:20:20,031 --> 00:20:22,731
This makes you very happy,
does it?
372
00:20:22,731 --> 00:20:24,564
No.
373
00:20:24,564 --> 00:20:26,164
Yes, you are happy.
374
00:20:26,164 --> 00:20:28,564
My husband has gone crazy.
375
00:20:29,898 --> 00:20:31,964
But, honey, it's ridiculous.
376
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,031
What is ridiculous?
377
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:34,464
Look at you.
378
00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:37,498
Standing there
dressed and holding
over the... and...
379
00:20:37,498 --> 00:20:40,064
"He was a good fish."
380
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,798
And nobody
cares!
381
00:20:41,798 --> 00:20:44,131
Meanwhile, a woman's
in the hospital
382
00:20:44,131 --> 00:20:46,498
waiting for you
to deliver the baby.
383
00:20:46,498 --> 00:20:47,898
Oh, my god.
384
00:20:50,131 --> 00:20:52,364
I'm sorry, Lamont!
385
00:20:52,364 --> 00:20:53,731
Daddy...
386
00:20:53,731 --> 00:20:55,964
you've come back
for the funeral?
387
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:59,231
No, I want some privacy.
388
00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:01,764
You want to talk
to Lamont alone?
389
00:21:01,764 --> 00:21:04,898
No, I want to use the bathroom.
390
00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:29,698
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