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The following program me contains
strong language and adult humour.
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I borrowed some money
off some naughty people.
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Gotta lie low for a
bit. It's nothing.
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We're gonna have to find
this brother of his.
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I don't have many strong
male friendships...
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But it feels like
that's changing.
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Bye, love! See you
later. Dance class, yeah?
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Cause I've only lumped you half
my life savings for your wedding.
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I hope you're not gonna take my cash
and fuck off to Marbella, ey Lee?
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Do you not fancy me anymore?
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I think you might wanna talk
to Kirsty about her suspension.
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Do you ever feel like you're
the worst person in the world?
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Right, well,
that's erm... Yeah.
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Thanks for... Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Bye. See you later.
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Me Gustaria
Ensenar Al Mundo a Cantar ♪
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Hi love. AH, FUCK!
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Erm, you're- We
closed early, so...
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Oh.
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Left your bag in the car.
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Lee?
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Erm, I er, er, he...
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Saw her. On the street.
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Yeah.
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Picked her up, dropped
her off. Right.
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Right. But, hang on-
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Buenasera mi amoressss!
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How we feeling up in here?!
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Scuse lateness! She
is run off her feet.
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This is my lunch,
would you believe?
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Right, are we ready?!
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Midweek warmup in 5,6,7,8 and...
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Are we staying sir?
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They need to get
used to an audience.
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Show a bit of support! Come on!
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You know you want to!
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Great! Now positive vibes only
inside the space is all I ask.
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Also £2 donation for spectators.
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Pop it in the tub.
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6, 7, 8 and come on...
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Ooh and move your hips!
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Bitch! Why are you
screening my calls?
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What if I was on
fire or some shit?
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Anyway, listen...
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Y'know you said 'Don't tell
anyone about your brother' yeah?
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Well, see, thing
is...
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Don't 'tut' me, sweat patch!
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Get some deodorant,
have some self-respect!
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Stinky prick!
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So, there was this
bloke, right...
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So... How was work?
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Oh, yeah, y'know, just usual.
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And here we go! And...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please, welcome to the floor,
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the new Mr and Mrs Campbell
with... The Lambada!
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Sweet Child O' Mine ♪
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Love it! Yes, yes.
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Lead, Glen!
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Come on! From the
hips! The hips!
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Thing about the
lambada, see? Dominance.
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Right, if he can't lead, I'm
sorry, the whole thing goes to-
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Ah, shit.
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I think I-I've scratched...
I've scratched the cornea. Glen!
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Just pull it away! Be careful,
be careful! Be careful!
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There. You're free. Argh!
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I've, I've, I've got some
erm, eye drops in my bag...
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Very brittle hair, haven't ya?
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You wanna sort that, darling?
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It's your iron, love,
you're deficient.
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I'll just, er, won't be a sec...
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Not so fast, Mr Spectator!
Let's see what you got, ey?
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Oh, no, let's not.
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I won't expect footwork, just wheel
her about while she runs the choreo!
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No. No, you're alright.
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I won't take no for an answer!
You might have to, my darling.
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Ah! He's not got what it takes
for Latin. Heavy tread, y'see?
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You fucking what?
No, no! It's fine.
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I can't expect you to be
able to lead. I'm able.
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Canning Town Break
Dance Champion 1999.
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That shit stays with you.
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I mean, I don't think you
should- Come here, now!
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5, 6, 7, 8, let's go!
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Love it!
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Ooh, hello!
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Oh. It's great to have
someone finally lead, eh?!
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I just thought you should know,
man's a proper dodgy geezer, innit.
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6, 7, 8...
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Stealing my lady, is it?
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Right, well... I'm going.
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If I can make it.
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What with me heavy treads.
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Lee, Lee, mate, wait erm...
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Glen, you need to go and
dance with your fiancee.
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Oh, Lee!
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Er, listen, weird question but
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you don't know any scary
Irish blokes, do you?
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Something about a
rabbit tattoo or...
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What?
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Oh, no, forget it.
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No, it's just Aysha at work
being weird. See you later.
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Ok, let's go! And 5, 6, 7, 8...
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Noir C'est Noir ♪
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Oh, couldn't sleep?
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Nah. No, me neither.
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I've just been
doing a deep clean.
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I just do it with
the lights off,
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it's just a bit more
sort of... mindful.
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Erm... listen, Lee.
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I was just thinking that, erm...
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maybe, you could find erm...
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find somewhere else to stay.
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Oh.
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Because everything was fine...
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...like, we were fine.
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And now, I dunno-
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Yeah. Alright.
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What?
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Nothing.
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I'll go.
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Right. Right.
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Oh god, oh no...
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Ohhhhh... Yeah, yeah.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's just the boys, they hang
a little bit lower nowadays-
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Yes, no, I can see that. Yeah...
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Anyway, shut the fridge,
Kirst. Save the planet.
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I think I'm just gonna
go and get some sleep.
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Night, night.
Yeah. Night, night.
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Busy day at work today,
do you reckon, love?
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Yeah. I've got loads on.
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I know, love...
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about your job...
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And to be honest, love, I'm a...
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...I'm a bit scared...
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Cause like... you know,
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you're always telling me
about work, about your day,
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about how Liz from Accounts
has had a blonde bob done
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and how she looks
the spit of He-man.
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And you know...
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...if you can lie to me
about all that then...
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what else might you be
lying about, y'know?
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What?
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What? What is it?
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I know, Kirst.
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I found out.
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I'm so sorry. I don't
know how it happened.
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I know that's your brother,
it's just...
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You'll have to spit that out love,
I can't tell a word you're saying.
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Listen, I'll go downstairs,
I'll put the kettle on.
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And then, I need you
to tell me everything.
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Ok. Alright.
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Like why they suspended
you in the first place.
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You Don't Own Me ♪
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Fuckin hell. Do you
think it's a lot?
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I mean...
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Fuckin hell. What are these?
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Er, Homewares.
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Yeah, and I had a
bit of a B&Q phase,
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so I've got quite a lot of
these extendable magnetic pens.
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They're, like, for getting things
down the back of radiators.
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Like, look, oh... Spare keys!
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So... What about these?
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Body jewels. Yeah, I don't
know what that was about.
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And the printer cartridges...
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...that's why I was suspended.
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Kirst, there's loads
of 'em. Yeah, 28.
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We don't have a printer.
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No, it's not...
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It's just like...
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doing it.
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It makes me feel...
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I don't know, like...
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...special.
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Alright?
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You're not at work?
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She's told me, Lee.
Everything. Haven't you?
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Well... What? About the-
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He knows that I've been suspended
and I've been stealing from work.
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Yeah. Where've you been?
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Run.
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Run? Yes.
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You alright? Yeah, I'm
alright, yeah. You?
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I'm alright,
yeah. You alright?
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Gonna put the kettle on.
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I'm so stupid.
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I was doing so well.
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I'm basically a paralegal.
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I do more work than half the
solicitors there and now...
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Oh, yeah, that's a Knight
of the Round Table...
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Oh, I don't know
why. I don't know.
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I'm sorry, I'm such a freak.
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You're not. You're not,
Kirst. Don't say that.
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You know you've got
a... what is it?
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A mental health thingy.
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Probably cause your mum's
a psychopath, to be honest.
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And a-actually, they
shouldn't be firing you
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for an actual... manageable...
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What?
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Kirsty. Get your
fucking shoes on.
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Aysha, I need you to hold the
fort. I'll be about an hour.
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This is jokes, man.
I'm on my own here.
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I don't know how
them tills work!
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Maybe now would
be a good time to-
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how do you not know
how the tills works?
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Glen! Er, I gotta go. Sorry.
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I can't slow down. If I
slow down, I won't do it.
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Lip balm! Alright, here...
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I'm so dry. You're
making me nervous.
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This is what Deborah Meaden
feels like every single day.
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It's so stressful.
I fucking love it!
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Come on!
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Oh, fuck off.
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Are they expecting you?
They're not, Becky, no.
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Well that shouldn't
still work, should it?
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I need to sign you
in- No, he's with me!
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No. He needs a lanyard.
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Just push through, just push
through it, push through!
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Look don't you dare call
security, Becky! Don't you dare!
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Daryl?! Daryl, I might need you!
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Let's have it, you cunt!
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Who the fuck are you?
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Jesus Christ! No, he's a skinny
bloke in a loincloth, now who are ya?
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Alright, alright, alright,
I'm Lee. I'm Glen's brother!
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Why didn't you say
then, you dickhead?
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What did you hit me with?!
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Oh, it's a chicken, innit.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Ay! Sue. Pleasure.
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And if anyone asks,
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they gave me a key so's I can
come and go as I please, alright?
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Yeah, whatever.
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I've gotta go.
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Fuck! The bag!
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Oh my God, I'm shaking. I
can feel my arse vibrate.
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You got my cue cards? There's
nothing on them, love.
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Yeah, I know, they're just
a power prop, aren't they?
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Get with it!
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Door opening.
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Sorry.
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Sue! Don't answer the phone!
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Do not
answer that fucking-
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Hello?
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Glen? No, he's at work at
the moment, what's it about?
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Oh, the other Mister Campbell?
Yeah... You must mean Lee!
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Fuck!
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Mark Raynor. He's the one
that gave me the suspension.
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Smirk on his face
when he did it.
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Well, I am gonna
march into his office.
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And I am gonna
say, "Mark, you..."
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"..are a turd!"
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Not sure that'll get
your job back, love.
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I'm just pumping
myself up, aren't I?
254
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,040
Glen! Work with me here. OK!
255
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,320
I'm gonna go in there
and I'm gonna say,
256
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,880
"Mark, you thought you
could push me out."
257
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,280
"And you thought you
were better than me."
258
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:15,280
"But the truth is
Mark, you are a worm."
259
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:21,200
"You are a tiny little worm boy
underneath my shoe Mark and I..."
260
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,200
What? What is wrong with you?
261
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,320
I erm...
262
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,680
I'll take the next one.
263
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,480
I suppose, if we're
being honest, I em...
264
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,720
I think I quite like it when you
talk to me like Mark from HR.
265
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,280
Change of plan.
266
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,760
You're reimbursing 'em for this
one, mate. That one's not on me.
267
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,920
Car keys. You off?
268
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,000
Where you going? I could
do with a lift into town.
269
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,800
Opposite direction!
270
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,760
A12, is it? Cause I've got
some business that way too!
271
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,560
What did I do with them?
272
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,560
You looking for these?
273
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,280
What's the magic word?
274
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,160
Don't you fucking try me, girl.
275
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,840
Charming!
276
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,480
At least drop me at the
precinct. You gotta go that way!
277
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,120
Oh! S... sorry.
278
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,120
What the fuck do you want?
279
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,120
There's something I need to say.
280
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,280
It's rather pressing so
I've written it down.
281
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,080
I have the cards here-
Move your fucking car!
282
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:33,040
Yes, well, I-I-if I could
just r-read this first-
283
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,160
Lee!
284
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,600
Although
it's been but a few days
285
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,400
from the moment we met-
286
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,440
Oh fuck!
287
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,720
Fuck!
288
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,040
Get out!
289
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,480
What do you think
you're doing? PERVERT!
290
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:02,080
Sorry, but as I say
this is rather pressing.
291
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,359
Oops.
292
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,119
I dropped my ring binder.
293
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,240
That's a... lever arch file-
294
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,520
Shhhh...
295
00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:22,200
Fetch.
296
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,040
I didn't tell you
to stand. Did I?
297
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,760
Don't make me cross,
298
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,680
you little...
299
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,920
twat.
300
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,520
Sorry, sorry, is that not...?
301
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,440
Sorry, sorry...
302
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,480
Erm, you... pathetic little man.
303
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,040
You've come in handy, you have.
304
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,320
I'm up and down the A12
like a blue-arsed fly.
305
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,640
'Mother of the bride'. I've got a
list of jobs as long as my tits.
306
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,200
I'm DJing the wedding.
Gotta try out some kit.
307
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,800
Take a left here.
308
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,400
Who are you then?
309
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:10,840
I'm Lee's friend and Glen's
boss, but mostly Lee's friend.
310
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,240
Ooh, nice when blokes
have friends, innit.
311
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,080
Like Michael Ball and Alfie Boe.
312
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,960
Thanks, Paul!
313
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,160
Hello Jen. Looking
for something?
314
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,280
Oh my god.
315
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,400
Mm. Disgusting, isn't he?
316
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,480
Right, we're here.
317
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,560
Get out now.
318
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,240
Alright!
319
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,200
Lively darling, yeah!
320
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,160
Ta-tah!
321
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,160
I want you out
n'all. But I haven't-
322
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,000
Maybe another time, yeah? I...
I'll just spin through it.
323
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,880
Dear Lee, though it's
been but a few days
324
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,040
from the moment we met...
325
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,600
I felt-
326
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,440
I felt an overwhelming
sense of peace...
327
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,680
A P-peace the likes
of which never...
328
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,440
No, no, no!
329
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,880
She's got m'fucking bag!
330
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,480
Keep moving.
331
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,920
Oh, piss off, Daryl.
Your jumper's inside out.
332
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,360
Do you know what, Glen, I've
been thinking actually...
333
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,920
fuck this place.
334
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,680
I can get another job, easy.
Maybe even a full paralegal.
335
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,400
Oh my god. Kirsty, I
didn't even tell you.
336
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,920
I got the promotion!
337
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,560
What?! I-I got it, yeah!
338
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,480
I know, since everything
happened, I didn't-
339
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,280
Bye, twats!
340
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,680
Where's your manager? Tell
him I want a test drive.
341
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,960
He's on lunch, I
can't really do-
342
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,080
Look, son, I might be dropping
a grand on these decks,
343
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,760
a tuna baguette can wait.
344
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:24,840
Keats himself wrote, 'Truth is
beauty and beauty is truth'.
345
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,600
Well, who am I to
scorn such words...
346
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,840
Here. I've brought
my own USB, mate.
347
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,800
There's a few tracks I
wanna try out, alright.
348
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,840
Oi Topknot! Hit the lights!
349
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,000
: One,
two. One, two.
350
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,040
Sweet Child O' Mine ♪
351
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,520
Ladies and Gentlemen,
352
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,120
the bride and groom...
353
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,120
Kirsty and Glen,
this is your big day!
354
00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,040
Everything you've worked and
saved so bloody hard for...
355
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,680
Lee, I've been living a lie.
356
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,800
Running from the truth.
357
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,880
But now I see myself
for who I really am.
358
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,760
Cause that's what it's
all about... Family.
359
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,840
And now I think I
see a way through,
360
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,760
a way to put things right...
361
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,520
And family looks out
for each other. Always.
362
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,160
I felt something Lee...
363
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,280
something new and maybe...
364
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,840
Just maybe...
365
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,200
...you've felt it too.
366
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,960
Oh...
367
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,960
Now, get this one down ya!
368
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,160
Right, Glen, we are celebrating.
369
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,840
Yeah. Yeah! First up,
I wanna go Trish's-
370
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,200
You wanna go Trish's? Yeah.
Yeah, we can go Trish's.
371
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,680
And then cocktails,
like, fancy ones.
372
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,920
Yeah? That's not gonna
break the bank, is it?
373
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,520
Go on, check the
savings account.
374
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,160
Alright, one moment,
caller. Drum roll, please.
375
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,560
Oh, my god. This is it!
376
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,200
Yeah, I think everything's
falling into place for us, Glen.
377
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,960
And do you know what,
actually, from here on in,
378
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,440
I think everything is
going to be absolutely...
379
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,320
What?
380
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,120
Kirst...
381
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,280
Boom, Boom, Boom ♪
382
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,480
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