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'The following program me contains
strong language and adult humour.'
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Might we have that chat today?
Sh-shh! That's your promotion.
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Ian, why are you here? I've set
up camp over by the shagpiles.
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It's Fight Club.
Argh! Sorry, Ian!
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A hundred days and
I shall thee wed.
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Expensive things, weddings.
Mental the amount people spend.
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About your suspension. A
lot of stuff DID go missing.
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Do you not fancy me any more...?
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Glen?
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Someone's
been a naughty boy!
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It's him, Ron. We're gonna
have to find his brother.
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Why are you here?! It's
really frickin' bad.
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I'll see you the same time tomorrow
for your next reading, yeah?
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Love and light, from me
to you.
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CosmicSue72.
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Right. What do you want? Hm?
Please, I just wanna talk to her.
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Glen, I ain't seen her
that upset since Year 10
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when she found out that
Darren only went out with her
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cos we had a Sky dish.
What I wanted to say -
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So it's a "no" from
me. Christ, Sue!
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Sorry. I just, erm...
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I haven't really slept.
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I just need to see her,
to explain to her...
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What the fuck were YOU
up to last night, eh?
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Nothing. I'll tell
her you swung by.
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Kirsty!
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Get out of it.
Kirsty! Kirsty! Kirsty?
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You shall not pass.
Please! Kirst!
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Let me explain! Go away,
Glen! I'm not talking to you!
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I told ya. You ran off, Glen!
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You disappeared! Lee made me!
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Oh, yeah, bloody Lee! Sod off!
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Get out of it!
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Alright, yeah, yeah.
Bye, love. See you later!
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Dance class, yeah? Maybe.
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Have a good day
at work! Love you!
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Get out!
Alright, Sue!
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Clear off, will
ya? Sue, wait! Sue.
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Listen, just give her this,
yeah? For her lunch break.
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I've done her favourite.
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Whatevs. Sue, Sue!
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Fuck!
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Well? She won't talk to me.
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So, you know, thanks for that.
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I was trying to help you, you prawn!
I didn't know she was upstairs -
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It don't matter now
because she won't even...
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Fucking Sue thinks that...
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And now you're stinking up my
upholstery with your bloody...
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Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!
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Stress of the
D'Urbervilles. Chill out.
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You'll think of something
to win her over.
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What is this, anyway?
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Smells like Nan's.
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'This one is Power
Of A Woman by Eternal.'
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Alright, love? Bit sad?
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I get it. Men.
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I see Glen still don't know
you're a jobless wonder.
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Let's have a chill-out day.
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Bargain Hunt's on in a bit.
I think I might go into town.
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Oh. Alright. Well, I'll
do me hair - On my own.
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I see.
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Well, at least have your
breakfast, seeing as I've made it.
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No, I'm alright, thanks. Hm...
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Ungrateful cow.
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'Talk me through
this one more time!'
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Your situation. Fuck's
sake. I've told ya.
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I borrowed some money
off some naughty people.
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I gotta lie low. It's nothing.
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How is that nothing? Eh? Fuck!
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I tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna get out of your hair
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and I'm gonna go find
a hotel or summink.
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What? No! No, you can't go
anywhere! It's not safe.
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These blokes who are
looking for you, right,
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they don't know where I
live. So, stay at mine.
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It's fine, but we need a plan.
Tonight, when I come home from work,
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we'll... think of something.
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Like Mum used to say. Remember?
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"When your head is in a spin,
take a mint and pop it in."
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She weren't wrong.
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Thanks, Glen.
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Oh, shit.
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What if someone comes to ME
looking for YOU? One of these men?
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You'll be sweet.
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You just gotta
keep your eyes open
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for geezers driving about
in blacked-out motors,
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with tattoos on their faces
and shooters. OK? So...
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You know, the er...
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I'm joking. I can't
even have a laugh!
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Jesus Christ! You're
gonna be fine!
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Anyone asks you
anything, you just say...
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.. "I ain't seen him
in years." Alright.
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"I ain't
seen him in years."
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"I ain't seen him in years."
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Excuse me. I'm looking for
— I ain't seen him in years.
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...your laminates.
Sorry. Um...
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It's back that way.
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Mm.
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Psst! Psst!
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Hello, Glen!
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Ian, where's your trousers?
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They're gone.
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Oh.
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Million Dollar Bill
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♪ If he makes you feel like a
million dollar bill, say... ♪
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♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh!
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♪ Go left right, up down... ♪
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But, Ian... Ian, have
you not slept? Ian?
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I am not the Ian
you once knew, Glen.
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But I see it now. Lee showed me!
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None of this matters!
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Boom!
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See? No consequences!
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Because the truth is, Glen,
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everything is completely
meaningle-
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Ow! Ow! Ow! OK,
alright, alright.
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I don't need any of this.
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I'm gonna fucking quit.
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Ian, Ian, please
don't do that. No, no.
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You just want your
little promotion, eh?
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Well, tough tits, big boy.
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I'm off, baby.
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I'm out of here for good. OK.
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Just as soon as I
can find my trousers.
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Find... my...
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Find... Ian?
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Ian...
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Uh...
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Ooh-ooh.
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Yo, Glen!
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Mate... you can do
better than THAT.
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What? Uh...
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Aysha, no, no, no.
Aysha, he's... Aysha!
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Have some of this. It's
what rappers drink.
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Er, I'm good, thanks,
Ian. Cos it's haram.
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Also, it's half
nine in the morning!
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Aysha? Aysha, we need to keep
him here and sober him up.
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Chris Tarrant!
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Right? What about him, eh?
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Right, you'll have to
go out front. What? Why?
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Cos there's these two fuckers
asking for the manager, innit?
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Scary cunts. I'll deal with him.
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It's SIR Trevor McDonald to you!
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Oi, Glen? Hm?
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If shit gets nasty, can
I fuck him up or what?
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Power Of A Woman
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♪ Let me take control
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♪ Body, mind and soul
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♪ Ahhh, doo doo doo... ♪
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How's that for you? Er, yeah!
It looks great, thank you.
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Lovely. My Auntie Janet
wore that to ABBA Voyage.
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'Belinda, please come to
the lingerie department.'
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Hi, there! How can I...
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...help?
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Glen Campbell. How
do you know my...?
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Oh, it's... It's on my
badge!
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Glen Campbell. Like country
singer? Uh, yeah, yeah.
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Er, Rhinestone Cowboy! Yeah, our
mum was a big country music fan.
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So, er - And your brother?
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Some naughty people.
You said "Our mum".
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Your brother, what's his name?
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Is Johnny Cash? (LAUGHS
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Nah. No, no, it's just, erm...
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No, I don't...
I don't have a brother.
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Just me and my sister.
Dolly Parton.
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Oh, you
are funny guy.
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Thank you. Yes, well,
trying to be, yeah...
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...with tattoos on their faces.
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What? Nothing, no,
no. It's j... Um...
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You have...
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lovely... eyes.
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You know, I think we will
get along very well. Yes?
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I need Lee! Where's
Lee? Dickhead, bruv!
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Oh, I'm s...
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I'm just gonna go and see...
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And don't it feel good, hey
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♪ Alright
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♪ And don't it feel good? ♪
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It's alright. I'll come now.
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There's only one woman here trying
on that horrible sequined thing.
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Argh! What did I say,
bitch? Don't try me!
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This prick's had a
second wind! Lee!
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Who's he talking about,
anyway?
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Alright, it's about my brother.
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He's staying with me,
he's in a bit of trouble
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and I think those men
outside are looking for him.
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Don't tell anyone,
alright?
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We need to call Sheila, his wife!
Have you got her number, though?
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Fuck! Give me the fucking -No!
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Give me! Get the tape, Aysha!
Lee! Get the fucking tape!
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Is that you?
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I-I did it because I... Oh!
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Oh.
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Is there someone you
want to call? My fiance!
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Hold him still,
man! What's wrong with you?
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Do it!
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Got it! Suck it, bruv!
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Suck your mum!
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You call Sheila. I'm gonna
deal with these blokes.
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Bro, bro. You got this, bruv!
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Spud me, then, dickhead!
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'The way you've
been talking suggests
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that there's quite a lot
of...'
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'..high stress situations
that you have to deal with.'
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'Yes, the stresses of modern life
make it hard to get some peace.
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Our minds are
constantly whirring.
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But I do know that there's always
one thing that I can count on
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to bring me some relief.'
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♪ You know, baby
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♪ I want you to feel it
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♪ You see
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♪ I want you to feel the tempo
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♪ So, just listen to me, baby
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♪ Can't stop me now
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♪ Hear what I say
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♪ My feet want to move
so just get out my way
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♪ I'm
gonna have my say
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♪ I'm gonna introduce your dance
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♪ I'm gonna dance,
dance, dance, ooh
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♪ If you make the chance
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♪ Shame, shame,
shame, shame, shame
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♪ Oh, shame on you
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♪ If you can't dance too
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♪ I said shame, shame,
shame, shame
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♪ Shame, shame, shame
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♪ Shame on you
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♪ If you can't dance too
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♪ Don't stop the motion
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♪ If you gets the notion
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♪ You can't stop the groove
cos you just don't move
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♪ Got my salmon down
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♪ Got my diamond in the back
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♪ Pull off the shirt
and wiggle around me
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♪ You're gonna do your thing
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♪ Shame, shame,
shame, shame, shame
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♪ Oh, shame on you... ♪
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He's here. Your fiance.
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Alright, my darling?
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So tell me, Glen Campbell...
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do you live around here?
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Uh, no, no. Far, very far.
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Really?
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So, um, let's take a
look... at fabrications.
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I think you know we're not
only here for carpet, Glen.
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We're looking for someone, Glen.
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You understand? Yeah.
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Tell you what.
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I might just pop and get the
very big sample book. Ha-ha...
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So, if you just bear with
me for a moment... Hey!
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Come back soon.
250
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,920
We will wait.
251
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,760
Fuck.
252
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,960
Fuck!
253
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,840
What? What is it?
254
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,360
Fuck.
255
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,640
Fuuuck! Fuck.
256
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,440
Pick up! Fucking pick up, Lee!
257
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,240
What? Is he here? I
don't know what to do.
258
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,520
I don't know what to
do. Glen!
259
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,640
Hang up the phone, Glen.
260
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,920
You DO know what to do,
Glen. Lee showed us.
261
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,840
We're men, Glen! We don't
run from our problems!
262
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,800
Lee helped us last night.
Now it's time we helped HIM.
263
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,440
Just think, "What would Lee do?"
264
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,960
She's been detained
for questioning.
265
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,200
After that, I'll call the police.
Not really being detained, is it?
266
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,480
Cos there's a treacle waiting
to get her sandwiches.
267
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,160
Sorry!
Won't be a min!
268
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,760
What you gone for? Nice
bit of ham? Yeah. Thanks.
269
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,560
Fine! We'll skip straight
to calling the police.
270
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,360
Good. Can we do that, please? Do
me a favour while you're at it.
271
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,880
Tell them to bang her up
for a very, very long time.
272
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,760
What? What? I've
had enough, Kirst!
273
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,960
I've had enough
of this, alright?
274
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,320
You're not well.
275
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,240
If this is the kick up the
bollocks you need, so be it.
276
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,640
No! I... No, no, no.
277
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,000
Doing it for charity
doesn't mean it's OK.
278
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,680
Yeah...
279
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,640
Yeah, yeah, you're
right. You're right.
280
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:34,960
It started off really small,
er, the Ice Bucket Challenge,
281
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,880
then we had, what was
it, the Couch To 5K?
282
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,480
Then she got a
real taste for it,
283
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,280
then we went on to
the Tsunami Relief,
284
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,560
then the Syrian earthquake
- Help For Heroes.
285
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,000
Then we had the Help For Heroes.
286
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,280
Honestly, if you hadn't had
stopped her... See this?
287
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,960
This would've been
straight on eBay,
288
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,200
all the money going straight
to fucking... Autism Awareness.
289
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,360
Is that right? Yeah.
I just... I really...
290
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,520
I just care a lot, like, too much.
She does. Yeah, I can't help it.
291
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,480
She can't.And I, you know,
I just, I've got a...
292
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:05,600
I've got a big heart, see, and just
ain't nobody gonna change that!
293
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,600
So just, er, just get it done.
294
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:14,000
Call 'em. Cos she needs to learn...
to stop being so fucking generous.
295
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,160
Yeah.
296
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,760
Honestly...
297
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,040
I feel sort of...
298
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,520
...insulted that you
thought that would work.
299
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,880
I mean, you're a white
woman in a tea dress.
300
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,320
The worst you're gonna
get is a caution.
301
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,520
You know what, just piss off!
302
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,760
And take your eyelashes with ya!
303
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,000
I'm sorry. We don't have
anything else in store
304
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:52,760
that would be suitable for
you. So...
305
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,360
...I'm afraid you might
be best to go elsewhere.
306
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,520
Come, Glen. We go.
307
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,440
Blago is getting impatient.
308
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,920
Fine.
309
00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:09,119
Yeah, you wanna do this?
Yeah? Let's just do it.
310
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,720
You wanna fuck me up?
Yeah! Fuck me up. Sure.
311
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,920
I won't go down without a fight.
312
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,000
You can do what you want
to me, but I swear...
313
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,680
I'm never gonna show
you where I live!
314
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,960
OK, no
problem. We host.
315
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,000
Sorry? Yeah, sure. We host.
316
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,920
I'm sorry. I'm not
quite sure what you...
317
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,560
OK, look...
318
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,160
Two tops... looking
for a bottom.
319
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,800
Casual hookups. No strings.
320
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,800
I enjoy...
321
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,200
...nipple play.
322
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,720
Yeah, me not so much. You?
323
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,840
Oh. Oh, I'm...
324
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:56,320
Sorry, I'm... I'm
not... I don't...
325
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,920
Oh!
326
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,840
..Dolly Parton?
327
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,520
So... Sorry.
328
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,320
So, you're not
interested in my brother?
329
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,040
Erm, is he cute?
330
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,760
Lee, I'm coming! WAAARGH!
331
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,840
Ian, no! They're
just gays! Aaaargh!
332
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,280
Ian!
333
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,720
What are you doing?
Hello, Sheila.
334
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,440
I'm so sorry about this.
335
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:23,280
Ian, love, where
are your trousers?
336
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,320
My...
337
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,840
Oh.
338
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,520
I'm sorry. So...
339
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,400
you and Ian... Separated, yes.
340
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:37,200
It's been six months. But I don't
think it's sunk in for him just yet.
341
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:43,640
I'm sorry. Ian. Ian! Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry, Ian. Sorry...
342
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,040
Sorry. You DID say, didn't you,
you know, about the promotion...
343
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,160
There is no promotion,
Glen. What? I just...
344
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:56,560
One time, it slipped out, "Oh,
you'll be due a promotion."
345
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,440
And then you just
kept bringing it up.
346
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,120
No, no, no. Ian, Ian...
Come on, Ian. No, I'm sorry.
347
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,680
Ian, Ian, Ian! Ian! Ian...
348
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,680
♪ Un Homme Et Une Femme
349
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,600
I think I finally get it,
350
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,000
what people mean when they
say "job satisfaction".
351
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,960
When you was like,
"Restrain Ian! Fuck him up!"
352
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,280
And I was like,
"Biiitch!"
353
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,120
Best day!
354
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:28,240
Why are you being like this,
bro? Why are you killing my vibe?
355
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,640
What am I gonna tell
Kirsty? You know?
356
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,760
We've planned our wedding around a promotion
that don't exist. I'm a fucking idiot.
357
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,880
I didn't even know you
was getting married.
358
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,120
This is your problem - you keep
your shit locked down.
359
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,920
I'll sort it.
360
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,080
Pardon? "Pardon?"
361
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:49,160
Honestly, you crack me up.
You're like Mr Bean or summink.
362
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,880
I'll sort it. Just
like I sorted Brian.
363
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:56,240
What? My family own
this place, remember?
364
00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:00,840
I told my dad that Brian showed me
his dick in the stock overflow area,
365
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,960
and now he don't
work here no more.
366
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,040
So I'll get Dad to make you
manager while Ian's away.
367
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,440
And you'll get paid
like double or summink.
368
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,720
You're joking?
369
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,000
Aysha?
370
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,760
Aysha, oh, my God.
371
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,040
Are you sure?
372
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,760
I've gotta tell Kirsty.
She's gonna be, erm...
373
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,760
Right. Tell you
what.
374
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,200
As temporary
interim acting manager,
375
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,400
my first executive order is...
376
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,840
Ha! We're closing early!
377
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,880
Yeah. In fact, I tell you what...
YOU'RE... closing early, Aysha.
378
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,520
Because I have got a
fiancee to win back.
379
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,400
Yes, Glen! Go off, short king!
380
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,320
"Pardon?"
381
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,360
This bloody guy.
Honestly, he cracks me up.
382
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,800
Oh, soz, mate. Closing early.
383
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,840
Honestly, it's been a mad one.
384
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,880
Glen, yeah, the
one that just left,
385
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,920
he's got this brother who's
staying with him, right?
386
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,000
'Fucking trouble, ya
know what I'm saying?
387
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,240
Like, I'M bad, innit...'
388
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,560
I only called
you because... Yeah.
389
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,440
So there's no need to tell - No.
390
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,960
God, no.
391
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,160
And actually...
392
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,920
...I had it all under control...
393
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,600
before.
394
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,320
Cos it was only
meant to be like...
395
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,880
...little things, like...
396
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,520
I don't know, like mascara
or whatever, but just...
397
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,800
Now I've got barbecue
sauce on my top.
398
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,240
Here.
399
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,880
Thank you.
400
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,600
Lee...
401
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,000
...do you ever feel like
you're just, like...
402
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,520
...the worst person
in the world?
403
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,400
You try, you
really try, but you just...
404
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,760
You just...
405
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,760
You, er...
406
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,760
You've got a chip...
407
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,920
♪ Jump for my love!
408
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,680
♪ Jump in!
409
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,760
♪ And feel my touch
410
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,960
♪ Jump, if you want to
taste my kisses in the night
411
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,600
♪ Then jump for my love
412
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,040
♪ I know my heart... ♪
413
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,280
Hey, love!
414
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:48,080
Yeah, erm, I'm just staying
late at work, with Jen.
415
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,160
I'm snowed under.
416
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,240
Yeah? OK, yeah! See you
later. See you at dance class.
417
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,000
Alright, love. No worries.
418
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,240
See you later.
419
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,480
Thanks, Jen.
420
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,920
Glen, I...
421
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,720
I think you might want
to talk to Kirsty...
422
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,440
about her suspension?
423
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,480
The Love Me Or Die
424
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,320
♪ I studied evil, I can't deny
425
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,880
♪ Was a hoodoo charm
called a Love Me Or Die
426
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,680
♪ Some fingernail,
a piece of her dress
427
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,920
♪ Apothecary, Devil's behest
428
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:46,240
♪ I will relate the piteous
consequence, my mistake
429
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,440
♪ Fallin' slave
to passing desire
430
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:53,280
♪ Makin' the dreaded
Love Me Or Die ♪
431
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,960
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