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Stranded

Fucking shit!

Hey!

Do you have all you need to fix this?

Yes, I'm almost done, thanks.

I already got a flat tire this morning. It's not my day.

Where do you come from?

- Paris. - No?

- By bike? - Yes, I started at 7 am.

- I like it, it clears my mind. - For sure!

Where will you sleep? In a hotel?

No, I'm here for the day. I'll get a train back in Abbeville.

Oh, so the hardest part is over.

- Want a cookie to gain strength? - Thanks, it's nice of you.

Go on, take more!

- Otherwise I'll eat them all. - Sweet. Thanks.

- I'll eat them later... - Sure.

- You're sure you don't need help? - Nah, I'm used to it.

Sorry, but it bothers me when someone looks at me when I do something.

Sorry!

Oh, I'm so sorry... I apologize.

So... Good luck!

Have a good day. Thanks for the cookies.

Sorry miss, don't you go to Abbeville?

No, I go to Friaucourt.

I got a flat tire and I need to catch a train.

It's awful, but I can't...

I let my kids alone at home.

Go to the "Café de la place", you'll find some people there.

Excuse me, are you going to Abbeville? Anyone is going there?

Hey!

You could bring me an ice cube.

Don't you start breaking my balls!

- A glass of Rosé? - Yes, please.

You got the face of a Porto drinker.

You bet, not like yours!

Hey, you're splashing me!

Shit!

Hey, why didn't you introduce her to Sylvain?

You want me to, Sylvain?

Uh... I don't know.

No, no, no!

She's not for him.

He's a jackal... no chicks for him!

Really? I thought you was a romantic.

I am a romantic guy.

Gotta be kidding... Look at you!

Guys... I'm a real romantic.

- Stop it! - I have my love affairs.

A romantic? C'mon, look at your face...

You're a real jackal!

I'm not a jackal!

Mummy, what is a jackal?

It's a kind of fox.

Sincerely, you think I look like a jackal?

Uh... a little bit.

Hey, you're pulling my leg?

I look like a jackal?

You see! And he doesn't even know you.

Another one, please.

So, we'd better go.

Don't worry. It's really close.

Let's finish our drinks and we'll go.

It's the last train, I have to get my ticket.

- Don't worry. - You'll be there in 25 minutes.

Please blow hard, sir!

Harder!

Thank you, it's enough.

Oh shit!

You're positive, sir.

How many drinks?

- Uh, three, not more. - That's three drinks too many.

Sorry.

Excuse me, could you mail me the fine?

Because we are in a hurry...

Wait… officer, please, I have to catch a train.

It's very important. Please, please!

It's not possible.

Excuse me, could my friend drive instead of me?

No, I have no license.

I don't think you quite understand, sir.

I'm going to seize your keys, and you'll get them at the police-station.

Step out of the car, please.

I'm sorry, I can't open this door.

- Stop fooling around, sir! - I'm not...

It's a new car.

Press... Press down, here!

Sorry, I can't get to open this door. I'm very sorry.

- Sorry... - Step out.

Sorry... Excuse me...

- You OK? - Yeah.

I'm very sorry...

Oh, c'mon, don't apologize constantly!

Alright...

Is there a hotel in Ault?

Don't go look for a hotel, you can stay at my place.

- There's plenty of room. - No, you're nice, but I want to rest.

Really?

Pretty sight, right?

"New message from Julie"

"I love you, my biker, you know it..."

- What the hell are you doing here? - I saw some light.

Sorry, you have nothing to do behind my bar, sir.

- Everything is closed, now? - Yes, everything.

- It's Saturday night. - Yes, but you're not in Paris.

- Sorry, the kitchen is closed now. - I have to eat something or I'll die.

My kitchen is closed, step out of the bar already.

I'm sorry, I've nothing to eat.

Don't bother asking.

Hi, am I disturbing you?

No, no...

You got your car back?

Yeah...

- How's the hotel? - It's OK, fine.

So I'll go...

- Do you want to come in? - No, I don't want to bother you.

No problem, come for a while. I'm glad, really.

OK... Five minutes...

- So... you went back riding? - No, I only have these clothes.

Oh shit!

Gosh, I don't know what's in the gravy, but it's fucking good.

- You feel better? - Yeah.

You don't go out on Saturday night?

Some of my friends go clubbing, but I don't like it too much.

I gained weight.

I'm fat now.

I should get into sports, as you do.

Plus, I'm also losing my hair. You noticed?

Yes, me too... It doesn't matter.

See that? A hole in my beard.

Oh, yes... That's funny.

Earlier when you knocked you really startled me.

I thought you wanted to beat me!

I've never beaten anyone.

- How long have you been single? - Two years.

Nothing in two years?

I thought you were a jackal.

C'mon, stop with that. I hope you didn't believe them.

It's difficult to fall in love here.

Anyway...

It's a stupid thing to say, it must be the same anywhere.

But here, it's hard to find girls,

so if you get a nice one, it's best to keep her.

Is it because of your girlfriend that you came riding here?

I often ride. But I prefer to climb cols.

- Dolls? - No, cols. Mountain passes.

Did you already give it a try?

It's something I really love.

You're facing the slope on your own.

Sometimes you breathe so bad

you think "I'll never make it!"

"What the hell am I doing here?"

And suddenly, you don't feel a thing, it's like you could ride endlessly.

When you reach the top you feel so good.

I don't know why I tell you that. Usually people don't understand it.

Except for my girlfriend, she does understand me.

Look, that's her!

Well, it was her...

She's pretty, no?

She's expecting a baby now.

She called to let me know.

She often calls me.

We remained friends.

You know...

A baby should look a little bit like each man a mother loved.

- Don't you think? - Yeah... a bit.

I hope he'll look a little like me, this baby.

But... anyway...

She was right to move away, I pissed her off all the time.

Have you ever felt, being with a girl for so long…

So long you have a knot in your stomach?

Yet you love her...

But sometimes, I'm like, ashamed of her.

I feel she has a weird face, she's not like the other girls.

She talks too loud.

I don't know why I tell you that.

I know fully well it's mostly in my mind...

I should live alone, so I wouldn't piss anyone off. That must be it.

INBOX JULIE "I love you, my..."

"I love you, my biker, you know it..."

"I'd have loved to spend this day with you"

Good morning.

- Good morning, miss. - Hi.

I'll take two pains au chocolat, please.

And two croissants.

What are these round breads?

These are Bostocks, with marzipan.

They look good.

That's all... and these two!

Careful with the pastries, you're gonna get fat.

How much, please?

Sorry, may I add these two mille-feuilles.

Could you pack them? It's a gift.

Be careful or you'll become like me.

Don't say that, ma'am.

Did you write this?

This... "Come and get me, my love"

"I can't live without you, the cliffs are so beautiful"

You're totally nuts, or what?!

Dickhead! You're gonna eat this crap by yourself.

- And here are your fucking clothes! - I just wanted to help you.

I don't need your fucking help!

You know I could beat you up for what you did!

Here, take your T-shirt back. It stinks!

What?

You should wear these clothes

next time we'll go for lunch at my parents?

Let me… I'll do it!

How does one get three flat tires in a single day?

The tire was spent. I didn't notice the hole in it.

I enjoy your flat tires...

Why did ask me to come if you don't want to see me?

Why do you say that?

I don't know. You're strange. You don't say a thing.

Just because I don't say a thing doesn't mean I'm not glad.

- Don't start ruining our day. - I'm not the one who ruins it.

What?

Why did you text me this message if you didn't mean it?

I meant it!

- No, you didn't. - I did.

Fuck, you're right. It didn't mean it because I didn't write it.

It was that crazy dude.

He stole my cell phone while I was asleep and he texted you.

- What are you talking about? - He came into my room.

- In the hotel? - No, I didn't sleep in the hotel.

I took a room in the hotel but I slept at his place.

He invited me so I'd forgive him.

Where are you going?