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- I built a hand grenade in class today. - Okay.

- But it was a bit of a failure. - Why?

It just looks weird and doesn't fit in any of my pockets.

- I'm going to give mom the big fish. - I'm going to give dad the big fish.

You can't, if I'm giving it to mom.

- It's my fish too. - But I caught it.

With my fishing rod.

Then I'll cut it in half.

- How are you going to do that? - With my pocket-knife.

Mom won't be happy.

- Wow! Oh my god! - Shit.

That was amazing.

Dad, wasn't it supposed to fall to the other side?

That is nice.

Okay, now it's my turn.

Shit, this is high.

Don't be scared. I went a lot higher than that.

No.

Yes, I did.

I'm just as high.

Are you going to jump or what?

Calm down, what's the hurry?

There, there, is that good?

Gotcha!

There we go.

Wanna eat a flower?

You poor thing, you're okay.

It's okay.

Calm down calm down..

There we go.

I won!

- You little shit! - Stop it.

You have to be careful because this could cut your head off or something.

Okay.

Don't come closer, you're safe there.

Okay, ready?

Wait, stop! Okay, I'm ready now.

One, two, and...

Should we visit the foal later? Or should we do something else?

I don't know.

- Would you like to own a Vespa? - A Vespa? No.

I want one.

I have nothing to do with some shitty Vespa.

Did you know that vespas were made for old people that can't walk?

I know.

And they are still made for old people who can't walk.

Not true. Other people and kids ride vespas also.

Listen, they should be used by old people that can't walk.

I know that.

It's stupid to see kids thinking they are mega cool riding it.

Look at me, I'm mega cool.

If you could choose an animal or a bird for a pet...

- What bird would you choose? - A puffin.

- A puffin? - Really?

Not me. They shit too much.

Shit, it's shaking!

- Are you scared? - No.

Hey, I found a skull in the ditch.

Great.

- And pull! - Yes, wait.

Quickly, quickly.

Shit, this is heavy.

Pull, pull, pull.

My hand is killing me.

We better not knock our heads into this.

Okay boys let's do this.

Well done!

- I think I can lift it on my own. - Yeah right.

You ready?

Yes, pull. Go on, we can do this.

Almost there.

Yes, pull. I got this.

Great.

Urgh, so cold.

This snow is pathetic.

It's so dry.

Dad!

Dad!

Dinner is ready!

What's wrong with you? Are you an idiot?

No.

- Shit, you're so annoying. - You started it.

Hey, dad says we're not supposed to climb over the fence.

What am I supposed to do? You threw my hat you idiot!

Be careful.

Do you think you're alive?

No, you're dead.

Fix that down there.

Done.

It's starting. Quick, quick!

This is amazing!

Woah!!

Shit this is loud!

Oh my god!

That was incredible.

Shit!

So hot. Shit.

Don't let go!

I'm sorry.

Hold on to it properly boy.

Yes.

- Are you holding it? - Yes, wait a second.

Then move behind me.

Urgh, Christ.

I'm sorry, my hands are just so cold.

- You got it? - Yes.

- Don't drop it on my face. - I won't.

Pull it.

Well done.

Master.

I'll hold it.

Do you think it's a nice bridge?

Yeah, it's okay.

Do you think I'm strong?

No.

What?

Give it to me.

Wow, nice bridge.

Are you really going to pull me up there?

Yes, but we have to tie you first.

Okay.

- Hello? Can I get more rope? - No problem.

Thanks.

One, two, and go!

Shit you're heavy.

One, two, and...

- Are you okay? - Yes, I think so.

Sorry!

Be careful, don't drop me!

You also need to pull.

Nearly there!

Was it hard?

Yes, my hands are kiIIing me, I think I'll get rope burns.

Wow, you've made it really nice.

- And the guy on this bow boat... - It's called a rowboat, not a bow boat.

- Sorry, a rowboat. - Bow boat... Jesus.

Okay, was there really some dude out on a boat?

No. It was a movie.

Everybody was crying... and this dude was wearing yellow...