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Kids, this is a story of landmarks.
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There are certain moments inlife when you have to decide
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which things you can standto see torn down,
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and which things you haveto preserve, no matter what.
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Such a moment camefor all of us
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in May of 2011,at a special meeting of the
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New York City LandmarksPreservation Commission,
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where the fate of The Arcadian
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would be decidedonce and for all.
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A symbol of strength
and constancy,
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the stone lion of The Arcadian
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has watched over
New Yorkers for generations.
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So remember:
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if the lion head stonework
is regal,
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then tearing it down
should be illegal.
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Well...
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Did you like that?
All right, uh...
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We must make sure
the lion is always there.
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Destroy The Arcadian?
Oh, no, don't you dare.
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Yeah? Yeah? Okay.
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Try this one on for size...
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If you want New York's history
at your beck and call...
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All right, thank you,
Mr. Eriksen.
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I just have...
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We will now hear from the architect
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of the proposed GNB Tower,
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Ted Mosby.
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Now, uh,
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Mr. Mosby, let's just
cut right to the chase.
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Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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Okay, it's killing me. What
rhymes with "beck and call?"
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Wrecking ball.
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Don't go swinging
no wrecking ball.
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Ah...
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Thank you.
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♪ How I Met Your Mother 6x23 ♪
Landmarks
Original Air Date on May 9, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Mr. Mosby,
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do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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It's not a difficult question.
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Actually, it was
a difficult question.
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Of course, had he asked mea few days earlier,
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I would haveimmediately said...
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"Yes. The Arcadian
should be a landmark."
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And then the crowd gasps:
"Oh, my God!
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"Did he really
just say that?
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"Oh, heavens!
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"Oh, my stars!
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I must clutch
my pearls!"
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So these things are generally
attended by old Southern ladies?
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Almost exclusively.
But here's my point:
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If they ask GNB's chief
architect-- aka me--
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if The Arcadian should be a
landmark, and I say "yes"?
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That, no, that wasn't The
Arcadian being destroyed;
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that was GNB's hopes of
destroying The Arcadian.
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I'm sorry, I should
have been more clear.
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Yeah.
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The Arcadian's gonna
be all like...
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Nice.
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I have a message from Barney.
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Things between Barney
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and the rest of ushad gotten a little frosty.
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First this happened.
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Meet the new lawyer I hired
to help save The Arcadian.
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And then this happened.
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What kind of dirtbag
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doesn't stand by his best
friends, but instead,
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sides with some
self-righteous bitch
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with a pointless cause
and a megaphone?!
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Dude!
That's my girlfriend.
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And ya know what?
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I'm on her side now, too.
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Which led to this happening.
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Message from Barney?
That's my cue to leave.
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Good night, guys.
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- I love you.
- Mmm. Love you, too.
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Good night.
Good night.
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All right,
what's the message?
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'Cause if it's another
hypothetical
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yet eerily accurate
drawing of my boobs...
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Yeah, I have that, too.
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Damn it.
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All right, here's the message.
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"Oh, hey, guys.
Didn't see you there.
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"I was too busy
feelin' fine and..."
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Really?
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"Feelin' fine
and gettin' some 'jine."
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"You may have
noticed the giant plate
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"of hot wings in front of me.
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"I know how much
you love hot wings.
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"Too bad someone
bribed the kitchen
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"to take them
off the menu tonight.
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"So, if you want some,
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"you're going to have
to come back to GNB.
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"But hurry, this offer
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will be gone lickety-split."
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"Do evil laugh."
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Oh, um...
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So, what are you turds up to?
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Oh, we've got the big
LPC meeting in two days.
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I have my whole
presentation worked out.
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I just need to find a
good rhyme to end on.
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Why does it need to rhyme?
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Mm.
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If you end an argument
with a rhyme,
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it's convincing all the time.
Yeah.
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It's why in
our apartment:
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If you're a-hopin'
to score,
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don't leave your socks
on the floor.
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And she hasn't since.
No.
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Okay, okay.
A couple of things.
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Lily, how'd I do?
Nailed it.
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Secondly, Ted,
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I'm sorry I said
mean things about Zoey.
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Are you really going to walk
away from this project
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just because you're mad at me?
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It's not because
I'm mad at you.
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Barney, The Arcadian
was designed
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by a guy named
John Clifford Larrabee.
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And even though he's been dead
for half a century,
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it's my duty,
architect to architect,
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to keep his work alive.
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Please tell me a little
part of you understands.
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I understand.
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- Zoey has magic lady bits.
- What?
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Zoey's lady bits...
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are magic, and that's
how she controls your mind.
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You see,
every few hundred millennia,
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lady bits leap forward...
I know
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you're only just
getting started,
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but this is
already gross.
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I once knew such a girl.
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It was last call.
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In this very bar.
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What...?!
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No...
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What?!
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No...
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What?!
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Um...
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thank you for, um, not using
a first name in that story.
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Barney, this is
about the building.
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Come on. This is so
about the girl.
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Okay, fine.
It's about the girl!
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I am doing this for Zoey!
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I'm in love with her.
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Look, I know it's early,
but there's a very good chance
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Zoey might be the mother
of my children.
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So, in addition to doing this
for John Clifford Larrabee,
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I'm also doing this
for Luke and Leia.
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Wait. She's gonna let you
name your kids Luke and Leia?
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Not if I knock down her favorite
building, she isn't.
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Barney, I'm sorry.
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Oh, you're not sorry now,
Ted Mosby.
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But you will be.
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You... will... be.
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That's how you do an evil laugh.
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Ciao for now.
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Now, kids, you remember Arthur Hobbs,
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Barney and Marshall'sold boss at GNB?
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Well, Arthur was going through
a divorce and taking it
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- kind of hard.
- Hi, Arthur.
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Everything okay?
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No, everything's not okay.
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My stupid wife got
custody of Tugboat.
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God, I should have
kept her hidden
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in a cage in the basement.
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Isn't that animal cruelty?
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I'm talking about my wife.
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Oh. That's fine, then.
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So listen, you know Ted,
the architect?
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- Yeah, I know your friend Ted.
- So,
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if Ted stood up at
that big meeting tomorrow
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and said that he thought The
Arcadian should be a landmark...
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you wouldn't just fire him,
would you?
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Right?
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You wouldn't just...
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You wouldn't just... yeah...
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No, Barney.
I wouldn't just fire him.
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I'd also fire you.
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Come again for Big Fudge?
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Can you believe that?!
I can't be unemployed, Robin!
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My job is my identity;
it's who I am.
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It gives me
the confidence I need
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to convince girls
I'm a fighter pilot.
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I-I don't understand.
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Why would he fire you?
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I don't understand.
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Why would you fire me?
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Have you already forgotten
how Mosby got that job?
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By being
the best architect available?
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No.
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By... being Latino?
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No. Let me refresh your memory.
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We were in this very room.
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Guys, I'm telling you,
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if Ted Mosby isn't fantastic,
fire me.
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Damn it!
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I was kidding?
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I'm not kidding!
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Oh, by the way, Arthur,
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uh, how are things
with you and your wife?
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Really good.
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In fact, I just put
all my assets in her name.
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Smartest thing I've ever done.
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Damn it!
No,
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you'd better make sure Mosby
doesn't screw up tomorrow.
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Because either
that building is going down,
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or you're going down.
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They're going
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to fire him? That sucks.
He loves that job.
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And he's been doing it
for years.
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Okay, what does Barney
do at GNB?
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- No idea.
- He has a lot of keys.
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Okay, Ted, can you just please
think about this before you...
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There's nothing to think about.
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I-I can't lose Zoey.
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That's the only thing
that matters to me right now.
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Okay, Ted...
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you know I love Zoey.
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But, look, sometimes...
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I go play chess in the park.
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And the key to chess...
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Okay, I play online.
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But the key to chess...
Okay, it's Angry Birds!
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But the key to Angry Birds
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is to always try to see
every possible outcome.
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And to... hit some pigs
with rocks or something.
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I don't know; I don't play.
I can't get it to download.
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The point is,
this thing with you and Zoey?
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I can see it going
three possible ways.
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There's the first scenario.
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The chairman asks you...
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Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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You say...
No.
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And Zoey dumps you on the spot.
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We're done here.
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There's the second scenario.
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The chairman asks you...
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Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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You say...
Yes.
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And you're happyfor, like, a second,
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until you realize the building
you helped save
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has just become a monument
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to everythingthis woman made you give up,
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and you resent her for it,
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so much so, in fact,that you dump her.
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We're done here.
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You said there was
a third scenario.
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Right.
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The chairman asks you...
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Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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But before you can answer...
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You're hit in the neck witha blow dart fired by the ninja
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Zoey's ex-husband hiredto assassinate you.
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That one's less likely.
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What I'm saying...
258
00:10:23,819 --> 00:10:26,154
what I hate saying...
259
00:10:26,155 --> 00:10:28,656
is this.
260
00:10:28,657 --> 00:10:30,591
You and Zoey are gonna break up.
261
00:10:30,592 --> 00:10:33,027
But you can still
save your career
262
00:10:33,028 --> 00:10:34,362
and Barney's.
263
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,731
Okay, first of all,
264
00:10:36,732 --> 00:10:38,533
no ninja's getting a jump on me.
265
00:10:38,534 --> 00:10:41,903
I have the reflexes
of a jungle...
266
00:10:41,904 --> 00:10:43,371
Tree?
267
00:10:44,807 --> 00:10:46,074
Second of all,
268
00:10:46,075 --> 00:10:48,176
I don't care that the odds
are stacked against us.
269
00:10:48,177 --> 00:10:50,311
I'd rather try
to make this work with Zoey
270
00:10:50,312 --> 00:10:53,414
than spend the rest of my life
alone playing Angry Birds,
271
00:10:53,415 --> 00:10:54,582
which, by the way, I've shown
you how to download,
272
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,751
- like, 20 times.
- I've got to say,
273
00:10:56,752 --> 00:10:58,186
I'm with Ted on this.
274
00:10:58,187 --> 00:10:59,420
- Thank you.
- I mean, yes,
275
00:10:59,421 --> 00:11:01,739
this is a huge,
divisive issue for them.
276
00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,691
Which means
no matter what happens,
277
00:11:03,692 --> 00:11:05,927
there's gonna be
a lot of resentment.
278
00:11:05,928 --> 00:11:07,195
Probably lasting
279
00:11:07,196 --> 00:11:08,729
for years...
280
00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:13,101
infecting every single moment of
the rest of their relationship.
281
00:11:13,102 --> 00:11:16,003
So, in conclusion,
I'm with Robin on this.
282
00:11:16,004 --> 00:11:17,772
Thank you.
283
00:11:17,773 --> 00:11:19,340
That night,
284
00:11:19,341 --> 00:11:21,576
as I slept soundly...
285
00:11:29,151 --> 00:11:31,285
Barney, what are you doing?
286
00:11:31,286 --> 00:11:33,454
Who is this Barney?
287
00:11:33,455 --> 00:11:35,740
My name is
John Clifford Larrabee,
288
00:11:35,741 --> 00:11:37,792
architect of The Arcadian.
289
00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:38,793
And I am
290
00:11:38,794 --> 00:11:40,027
visiting you
291
00:11:40,028 --> 00:11:42,730
in a dream...
292
00:11:42,731 --> 00:11:44,932
Really? 'Cause it feels
more like my insane friend
293
00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:47,201
renting a costume
and breaking into my apartment
294
00:11:47,202 --> 00:11:48,669
in the middle of the night
295
00:11:48,670 --> 00:11:51,372
for what I wish
I could say was the first time.
296
00:11:51,373 --> 00:11:52,874
Look, it's a dream, it is.
297
00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:55,076
So just... okay?
298
00:11:56,879 --> 00:11:58,546
Theodore...
299
00:11:58,547 --> 00:12:00,281
heed my words:
300
00:12:00,282 --> 00:12:03,885
do not try to save
The Arcadian.
301
00:12:03,886 --> 00:12:05,186
Barney, there's condoms
in the drawer.
302
00:12:05,187 --> 00:12:06,437
Just take them and get out.
303
00:12:06,438 --> 00:12:08,656
I am not
304
00:12:08,657 --> 00:12:09,941
Barney...
305
00:12:09,942 --> 00:12:12,960
Whoa! Lighting change!
306
00:12:12,961 --> 00:12:17,665
Theodore, you know The Arcadian
is a badly built,
307
00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:20,568
architecturally unimportant
rat's nest
308
00:12:20,569 --> 00:12:23,371
designed by an overpaid,
plagiarizing ether addict
309
00:12:23,372 --> 00:12:25,039
with two thumbs.
310
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,008
This guy.
311
00:12:27,009 --> 00:12:29,443
Okay, yes,
it's-it's a terrible building,
312
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:32,580
but... does that mean
we have to knock it down?
313
00:12:32,581 --> 00:12:34,749
I mean, it's
not bothering anyone.
314
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:37,018
Just anyone who lives in it.
315
00:12:37,019 --> 00:12:38,920
Or looks at it.
316
00:12:38,921 --> 00:12:40,588
Or smells it.
317
00:12:40,589 --> 00:12:44,091
New York is never finished,
Theodore.
318
00:12:44,092 --> 00:12:45,560
She's a lady
319
00:12:45,561 --> 00:12:48,596
only a handful of architects
ever get to dance with.
320
00:12:48,597 --> 00:12:49,964
Do not miss
321
00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:51,933
your turn.
322
00:12:54,269 --> 00:12:56,871
The Arcadian has to go,
doesn't it?
323
00:12:56,872 --> 00:12:58,072
Indeed.
324
00:12:58,073 --> 00:13:01,609
You realize this kind of
screws up my personal life.
325
00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:04,111
Mo' buildings, mo' problems.
326
00:13:07,082 --> 00:13:09,116
This is a dream, right?
327
00:13:09,117 --> 00:13:11,752
Because, Barney, I swear to God,
if that's you...
328
00:13:16,091 --> 00:13:19,894
Mommy's got
Magic Lady Bits, Ted.
329
00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:22,563
Dream! Dream!
330
00:13:22,564 --> 00:13:24,332
It was just a dream.
331
00:13:32,241 --> 00:13:34,308
♪ ♪
332
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,554
Hey. I know it's late,
but, uh...
333
00:13:46,555 --> 00:13:48,823
you want to meet up?
334
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,092
Hello, Mr. Lion.
335
00:13:51,093 --> 00:13:52,727
"Look on my works,
336
00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:56,430
ye mighty, and despair"
337
00:13:56,431 --> 00:14:00,568
Hey, I met you right...
338
00:14:04,039 --> 00:14:05,256
...here.
339
00:14:05,257 --> 00:14:06,958
Right. And I mistook you
340
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,759
for a prostitute right...
341
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,711
here.
342
00:14:10,712 --> 00:14:12,380
As far as you know,
I still could be one.
343
00:14:12,381 --> 00:14:13,414
Ah.
And you,
344
00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:15,800
my good man, have
run up quite a tab.
345
00:14:20,755 --> 00:14:22,923
Worth every penny.
346
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,360
All right...
347
00:14:26,361 --> 00:14:27,812
this was fun.
348
00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:32,400
I'm gonna take this cab.
349
00:14:32,401 --> 00:14:34,101
Big day tomorrow.
350
00:14:34,102 --> 00:14:36,070
We need to get some sleep.
351
00:14:40,492 --> 00:14:42,843
And yet...
352
00:14:42,844 --> 00:14:45,613
No, we should get some sleep.
353
00:14:45,614 --> 00:14:47,748
But this was fun.
354
00:14:47,749 --> 00:14:49,116
Yeah.
355
00:14:49,117 --> 00:14:50,951
It's nice getting one last look
356
00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:52,987
to remember what
we're trying to save.
357
00:14:52,988 --> 00:14:56,324
Exactly.
358
00:14:57,159 --> 00:14:58,359
You okay?
359
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,227
Yeah. Good night.
360
00:15:00,228 --> 00:15:04,999
Mr. Mosby, I'm goingto ask you one last time.
361
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,601
Should The Arcadianbe a landmark?
362
00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:12,073
No, it shouldn't be a landmark.
363
00:15:13,008 --> 00:15:14,041
There are a lot
364
00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,743
of important buildings
in New York.
365
00:15:15,744 --> 00:15:17,545
The Arcadian isn't one of them.
366
00:15:22,317 --> 00:15:23,351
E-Excuse me,
367
00:15:23,352 --> 00:15:24,985
I have a question for Mr. Mosby.
368
00:15:24,986 --> 00:15:26,370
If he doesn't think
369
00:15:26,371 --> 00:15:30,291
The Arcadian's worth saving,
then whose voice is this?
370
00:15:30,292 --> 00:15:32,893
The Arcadian should be a landmark.
371
00:15:32,894 --> 00:15:34,328
It should.
372
00:15:34,329 --> 00:15:37,365
The lion head stonework
is iconic.
373
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:39,600
I hate working for GNB.
374
00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:40,835
They're a bunch of...
375
00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:42,837
wieners and gonads.
376
00:15:43,672 --> 00:15:44,872
Oh, heavens!
377
00:15:44,873 --> 00:15:46,574
My stars!
378
00:15:46,575 --> 00:15:48,476
Is that your voice, Mr. Mosby?
379
00:15:53,181 --> 00:15:55,483
Yeah, that's me.
380
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,391
This is a nightmare.
I can't believe
381
00:16:00,422 --> 00:16:01,455
she kept that tape.
382
00:16:01,456 --> 00:16:02,423
The LPC's gonna
383
00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:04,091
come back with a decision
tomorrow,
384
00:16:04,092 --> 00:16:05,359
and based on today...
385
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,127
They're gonna landmark
the hell out of that place.
386
00:16:07,128 --> 00:16:09,463
Yeah. We'll end up
out of a job,
387
00:16:09,464 --> 00:16:14,068
all thanks to some stupid,
only sort of awesome lion head.
388
00:16:14,069 --> 00:16:15,870
Better get used
to that lion head.
389
00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:19,807
As of tomorrow, it's gonna be
there till the end of times.
390
00:16:19,808 --> 00:16:22,643
And all because
of my sweet, sweet rhymes.
391
00:16:24,146 --> 00:16:26,414
What are we gonna do?
392
00:16:28,717 --> 00:16:31,986
- We should buy a bar.
- We should totally buy a bar!
393
00:16:31,987 --> 00:16:33,654
We should absolutely
totally buy a bar!
394
00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:35,323
It's really the only
sensible idea right now.
395
00:16:35,324 --> 00:16:36,624
Oh, oh, and ready?
396
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:37,992
It's a theme bar.
397
00:16:37,993 --> 00:16:39,026
Mm!
398
00:16:39,027 --> 00:16:40,061
It's a courtroom.
399
00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:42,113
Yes!
Ah!
400
00:16:42,114 --> 00:16:45,299
Where the bartenders
wear sexy judges' robes.
401
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,934
I'll allow it!
402
00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:49,337
The only court where you
show up, then get served.
403
00:16:49,338 --> 00:16:50,337
Ho!
404
00:16:50,338 --> 00:16:52,607
You're judged by a jury
of your beers.
405
00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:53,524
That's not bad.
406
00:16:53,525 --> 00:16:54,542
Just stop it!
407
00:16:54,543 --> 00:16:55,610
No one's buying a bar.
408
00:16:55,611 --> 00:16:57,195
Right now we have
a little problem.
409
00:16:57,196 --> 00:16:59,013
Let's just think
of a solution.
410
00:16:59,014 --> 00:17:00,982
Lily, it's over.
411
00:17:00,983 --> 00:17:02,650
The good guys lost.
412
00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:05,319
I don't know, homegirl
is pretty diabolical.
413
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,389
If there is a plan
that'll get us out of this,
414
00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:11,492
it's somewhere
inside this butter churn.
415
00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:13,628
She'll think of it.
416
00:17:13,629 --> 00:17:16,430
I'm just gonna sit here...
417
00:17:16,431 --> 00:17:18,382
and watch it happen.
418
00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:22,470
And she's got it!
419
00:17:22,471 --> 00:17:24,055
Lily, what's the plan?
420
00:17:24,056 --> 00:17:26,707
Oh, this ought to be good.
421
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,843
And then Lily told us her plan.
422
00:17:28,844 --> 00:17:31,846
Oh, this is good!
423
00:17:31,847 --> 00:17:33,781
We have to find
Arthur right now.
424
00:17:36,268 --> 00:17:38,352
What is so difficult
about this?!
425
00:17:38,353 --> 00:17:40,054
Tugboat figured this out
in, like, five minutes.
426
00:17:40,055 --> 00:17:41,789
This is bush league!
427
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:43,057
Hey, Arthur!
428
00:17:43,058 --> 00:17:45,059
Oh, cute dog!
429
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,862
No! Tugboat, my other dog,
that was a cute dog.
430
00:17:47,863 --> 00:17:51,365
This little disappointment is
nothing but a cheap facsimile.
431
00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:52,633
I said it!
432
00:17:52,634 --> 00:17:54,235
Yeah, my love is
reserved for dogs
433
00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:56,103
that go to the bathroom
on command
434
00:17:56,104 --> 00:17:58,105
instead of wasting my time!
435
00:17:58,106 --> 00:18:00,942
Listen, Arthur, Marshall's wife
436
00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:04,779
has an idea for how we can
save not saving The Arcadian.
437
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:06,130
Oh, his wife has an idea.
438
00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:07,715
Let me tell you
about wives, okay?
439
00:18:07,716 --> 00:18:10,134
They leave you and take
your best friend with them.
440
00:18:10,135 --> 00:18:11,385
You're not Tugboat!
441
00:18:11,386 --> 00:18:13,955
You'll never be Tugboat!
442
00:18:15,023 --> 00:18:18,059
Uh...
443
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,426
Hey, Arthur?
444
00:18:27,035 --> 00:18:30,621
I guess this one's
kind of cute or whatever.
445
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:34,575
So... so what's the idea?
446
00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:37,545
Okay, first hear
my demands. One,
447
00:18:37,546 --> 00:18:39,947
Ted and Barney
keep their jobs.
448
00:18:39,948 --> 00:18:42,650
Two, when you guys do finally
blow up The Arcadian,
449
00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,752
one of them gets
to push the button.
450
00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:46,754
Dibs.
Dibs.
451
00:18:46,755 --> 00:18:48,673
Fine! What's the idea?
452
00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:50,524
Well...
Kids, for legal reasons,
453
00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:52,560
I have to skipthis part of the story
454
00:18:52,561 --> 00:18:54,295
and jump aheadto the next night,
455
00:18:54,296 --> 00:18:55,796
as the LandmarksPreservation Commission
456
00:18:55,797 --> 00:18:57,031
gave their verdict.
457
00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:58,032
Last night,
458
00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,700
this committee took a vote,
459
00:18:59,701 --> 00:19:03,337
and while we have all felt
from the very beginning that
460
00:19:03,338 --> 00:19:04,705
The Arcadian is,
461
00:19:04,706 --> 00:19:07,341
well, an eyesore...
462
00:19:07,342 --> 00:19:10,544
Mr. Mosby's surprising testimony
463
00:19:10,545 --> 00:19:12,613
about the lion's headstonework
464
00:19:12,614 --> 00:19:15,549
left us no choicebut to declare it...
465
00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:17,284
a landmark.
466
00:19:20,956 --> 00:19:24,759
But then, something else
happened last night.
467
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,794
That same lion's head
468
00:19:26,795 --> 00:19:27,995
stonework...
469
00:19:30,899 --> 00:19:31,866
...disappeared.
470
00:19:31,867 --> 00:19:34,435
So...
471
00:19:34,436 --> 00:19:37,138
that makes our job
a little easier.
472
00:19:37,139 --> 00:19:38,839
Motion denied.
473
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,617
Zoey...
474
00:19:49,618 --> 00:19:50,851
Zoey!
475
00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:54,622
All right, what do you have
to say for yourself?
476
00:19:56,224 --> 00:19:57,625
I don't know.
477
00:19:57,626 --> 00:20:01,062
Sometimes... things
have to fall apart
478
00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:04,265
to make way for better things.
479
00:20:13,575 --> 00:20:14,909
We're done here.
480
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:18,610
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