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Kids, as you know,
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I was designingGoliath National Bank's
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new headquarters on the site ofthis old hotel, The Arcadian.
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Problem was,some people didn't want
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The Arcadian torn down.
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Even bigger problem, they wereled by my girlfriend Zoey.
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G-N-B is
the e-ne-my!
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Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on!
Hey, sweetie!
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Are we still on for dinner
at 8:00 at Valenzisi's?
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That's great! I can't wait!
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That's great. I can't wait!
That's great. I can't wait!
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But somehow, Zoey and I weremaking it work.
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Ted, why are you dating
our arch-enemy?!
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I mean, Wile E.
Coyote wasn't trying
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to sleep with the Roadrunner.
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Or maybe he was.
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Think about it.
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The way that she bats
her eyelashes
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and shakes her
tail feathers in his face?
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She wants it.
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Isn't it hard for you guys
to be on opposite sides
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of something like this?
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Of course you feel that way,
Lily.
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You and Marshall
have basically melded
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into one big
hermaphroditic blob.
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And that's fine for you guys.
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But some of us want
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a partner who challenges us
to grow and evolve.
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You guys are in screaming
matches all the time.
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Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
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Growing matches.
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It was true.
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Zoey and I lovedto challenge each other.
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The main character
is a young spoiled prince
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thrust into leadership
after the death of his father.
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It's obviously a modern-day
retelling of Henry IV!
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Are you kidding me?!
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It's Don Quixote...
the classic quest story
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with the hero-jester and his
long-suffering manservant!
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Okay, clearly,
when we're watching Tommy Boy,
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we're watching
two different movies.
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No, you hang up.
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No, you hang up.
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No, you hang up.
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No, you hang up.
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No, you hang up!
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No, you hang up.
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No, you hang up.
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No, you...
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Hold on.
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Hello?
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For the love of God, will one
of you idiots hang up the phone?
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Why would you do that?!
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I-I thought you'd like it.
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Who likes that?
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I like it.
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Your relationship
sounds exhausting.
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Well, maybe yours is a bit lazy.
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Marshall and I have been
together 15 years,
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and the only debate
we've had about Tommy Boy
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is whether it's awesome
or super awesome.
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That's love, bitch.
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♪ How I Met Your Mother 6x20 ♪
The Exploding Meatball Sub
Original Air Date on April 11, 2011
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== Sync by elderman ==
Corrected by MY-SUBS.com
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Now around this time,
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Marshall had truly cometo hate his job.
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He hated the paperwork.
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He hated the coffee.
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He hated the dirty jokes.
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He hated everything.
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I have to quit.
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Quit GNB?! Why?
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I need to do better
things with my life, okay?
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There's-There's an opening
for an environmental lawyer
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at the National Resources
Defense Council.
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Sure, it pays less, but
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I'd be saving the oceans,
saving endangered species...
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Saving chicken bones and
an old boot to make hobo soup?
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Marshall, you can't
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pay your mortgage
with Hacky Sacks and good vibes.
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Baby, you have my full support.
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Well, then, you're not going
to be able to pay
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for that trip to Spain
that you've been planning.
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Say good-bye
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to riding around in gondolas,
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and eating bratwurst
and seeing the pyramids.
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I don't think you know
what Spain is.
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Well, I know that a trip there
costs some serious lira.
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It's dinero.
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Where? I want his autograph!
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So Marshall walked in the
next morning all ready to quit.
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But then something weirdhappened.
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♪ I will remember you... ♪
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Suddenly, he didn't hatethe paperwork.
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He didn't hate the coffee.
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He didn't even hatethe dirty jokes.
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Out of nowhere,Marshall actually liked GNB.
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It's graduation goggles.
What?
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Graduation goggles,
like with high school.
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It's four years of bullies
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making fun of all the kids
with braces,
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even after the braces come off
and they can walk just fine.
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But then, on graduation day,
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you suddenly get all misty
because you realize
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you're never going
to see those jerks again.
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I just had graduation goggles
with that guy Scooby I dated.
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The guy who
was basically a dog?
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He was the worst kisser
I've ever been with.
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But the momentI decided to dump him...
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♪ I will remember you... ♪
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...I suddenly gotkind of wistful.
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He was a good boy.
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Yeah.
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I've been there, too.
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Every time I'm done having sexwith a woman,
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at first,I never want to see her again.
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But then...
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♪ I will remember you... ♪
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No, that's pretty much it.
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The point is, you can't trust
graduation goggles.
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They're just as misleading
as beer goggles,
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bridesmaid goggles,
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and that's-just-a-bulky,
outdated-cell-phone
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in-his-front-pocket goggles.
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That one was a bummer.
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You're right.
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Tomorrow, I'm quitting GNB.
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No! You can't
quit tomorrow!
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The lady with the big nipples
is coming back
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to give another sexual
harassment seminar,
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and I bribed one
of the maintenance guys
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to keep the room
at a brisk 55 degrees!
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Baby, more than ever,
you have my full support.
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You know, sometimes I feel
bad for Lily and Marshall.
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I'm starting to feel bad
for Ted and Zoey.
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It starts with an... "L?"
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How can you not
remember my name?
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It's like they never
challenge each other.
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They just automatically
agree all the time.
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Well, they don't do that all the time.
Yes, they do.
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No, they don't. Yes, they do.
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It's like they...
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...don't see eye-to-eye on anything!
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Totally.
Totally.
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It rhymes with your name.
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And I said my name was...?
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Baby, I did it! I quit.
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And then I walked right over to
the NRDC, and I took that job.
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Oh, good for you, sweetie.
Yeah.
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It's a little less money
than I was expecting.
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I mean, compared to what I was
making at GNB, it's nothing.
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Actually compared to
anything, it's nothing.
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It's nothing.
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The paid position
just got filled,
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so all I can do is-is
volunteer right now.
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You're cool with that, right?
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Baby, if this is what you need
to do, we'll figure it out.
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How's Barney handling
you leaving?
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Hey, Barney, there's a bunch
of models in the lobby,
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and the gossip is
one of them is really a dude.
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You want to play
"Who's Hot and Who's Scott?"
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It's always the one
in the turtleneck, Ted.
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And no, I don't want to play.
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Stupid Marshall...
ruined everything.
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Oh, come on.
Everything's not ruined.
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Guys, everything's ruined.
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What? Why?
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Your girlfriend somehow got the
Landmark Preservation Committee
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to agree to a hearing.
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If they declare
the Arcadian a landmark,
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the whole project is dead.
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The good news is,
I just got the phone number
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of a husky-voiced hottie
in a turtleneck.
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...so, if the Landmarks
Preservation Committee
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sides with Zoey, your whole
project goes down the tubes?
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You must be furious.
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I'm furiously enjoying
being challenged.
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Why don't you admit that
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your girlfriend challenging
your every move
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is getting you
a little murder-suicidey?
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Why don't you admit that
Marshall quitting his job
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and taking an unpaid
internship is killing you?
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It's not.
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Lily, the downside
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to having giant,
Japanese anime eyes is
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that they're easy to read.
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And yours are screaming,
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"What about my trip
to Spain, deadbeat?"
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Okay, Ted, the downside
to having a woman's mouth is,
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your feminine pout gives away
your true feelings.
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And yours is saying,
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"Oh, Zoey, why can't I be
on top just this once?"
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We take turns!
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Sometimes.
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Hey, guys. Thanks. Hey.
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I just had the best first day
at the NRDC.
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I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Something Hershel said
at work today.
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Hershel?
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What, don't you guys know
Hershel? Didn't I tell you?
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Oh, he's the new lawyer
who replaced Marshall at GNB.
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He is so
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awesome and funny
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and tall... taller
than Marshall...
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and he knows
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way more laws.
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Well, I'm glad
you like your new co-worker.
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There's no Hershel!
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I was just saying that
to make you jealous!
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Why do you insist
we play these games?
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Barney, I'm not playing...
Just come back to GNB already!
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I'm really loving my new job.
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Oh, and I'm loving
seeing you this happy.
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I'm so glad to hear you say that
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because I volunteered
our apartment
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for a big NRDC fund-raiser
tomorrow night.
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You're-You're cool
with that, right?
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Baby, you have my full support.
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Thanks, baby.
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Oh.
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Ooh, I gotta go.
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The invitations are ready.
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The party's for a bunch
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of environmentalists,
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so I found a guy downtown
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who makes biodegradable
party invitations
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that can also be used
as toilet paper.
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That's how I'm gonna use mine.
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Why in the world
do you care so much
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whether Marshall works at GNB?
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Care? I don't care.
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I'm like, whatever.
Marshall who?
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He's stupid.
Hershel's way better.
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Okay, Barney, is
it possible that
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with everything that's gone
on with your dad lately,
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you might have some
unresolved abandonment issues
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you're transferring
onto Marshall?
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Oh! Ugh!
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You are worse than my shrink.
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"Barney, we have
to talk about your father."
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"Barney, I'm not going to teach
you how to hypnotize people.
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You'll only use it for evil."
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"Barney, I am not going
to conduct a couples session
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"between you and this woman.
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She's obviously a prostitute."
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I don't need this!
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Ah, Lily Aldrin,
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half of the world's
most perfect couple!
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I was thinking about
that woman's mouth comment,
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and I have
three good comebacks.
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Your mom didn't seem
to mind it last night on her...
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Okay, look, Ted, I need a favor.
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00:09:56,431 --> 00:09:58,681
Would you mind driving out
to Kennedy with me
254
00:09:58,683 --> 00:10:01,167
to pick up this famous ecologist
for Marshall's fund-raiser?
255
00:10:01,169 --> 00:10:03,169
Apparently,
he only speaks Spanish.
256
00:10:03,171 --> 00:10:04,637
And you speak Spanish, right?
257
00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:11,277
Perfect. Let's go.
258
00:10:13,581 --> 00:10:14,747
Hey, Marshall, it's me.
259
00:10:14,749 --> 00:10:16,866
Listen, I know
I've been kind of a jerk
260
00:10:16,868 --> 00:10:18,017
about your leaving GNB.
261
00:10:18,019 --> 00:10:20,153
I just wanted
to call and say I'm sorry.
262
00:10:20,155 --> 00:10:22,388
No apologies necessary.
We're good.
263
00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:25,124
Good. Um, hey, any chance
you might maybe...
264
00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:26,993
I don't know...
if you're not busy,
265
00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:29,028
uh, want to have lunch today?
266
00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:31,864
Oh, buddy,
I'd love to, but I can't.
267
00:10:31,866 --> 00:10:32,999
Oh, that's cool.
268
00:10:33,001 --> 00:10:34,434
No biggie.
269
00:10:34,436 --> 00:10:36,636
Another time.
270
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:57,290
Oh, my God!
271
00:10:57,292 --> 00:11:00,026
How long have you been there?
272
00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:01,694
You don't remember?
273
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,964
Hey. I was in the
neighborhood.
274
00:11:04,966 --> 00:11:06,633
I just wanted
to check in on you.
275
00:11:06,635 --> 00:11:09,168
You seemed, um, you seemed
really upset the other day.
276
00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:10,703
Oh, no, I'm fine.
277
00:11:10,705 --> 00:11:13,790
Okay. Well, um, you want
to go grab some lunch?
278
00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:17,910
Sure. Hey, are you okay if
I invite Marshall to join us?
279
00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:19,145
Yeah.
280
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,299
Right.
281
00:11:23,301 --> 00:11:25,451
So, um...
282
00:11:25,453 --> 00:11:27,253
Chinese?
283
00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:31,324
You know, just
because Zoey and I
284
00:11:31,326 --> 00:11:33,993
are a different kind of couple
than you and Marshall
285
00:11:33,995 --> 00:11:35,761
doesn't make us a worse couple.
286
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,815
You're right.
287
00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:42,785
I-If you and Zoey are happy,
then who am I to judge?
288
00:11:42,787 --> 00:11:45,705
I'm so sorry.
289
00:11:45,707 --> 00:11:49,409
Oh, my God, is
that how support feels?
290
00:11:49,411 --> 00:11:52,612
It's so warm and wonderful.
291
00:11:52,614 --> 00:11:54,714
Oh, Lily, I've been so unhappy.
292
00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:55,982
But I thought
293
00:11:55,984 --> 00:11:57,450
you liked being challenged.
294
00:11:57,452 --> 00:11:59,052
Nobody likes being challenged!
295
00:11:59,054 --> 00:12:01,754
Couldn't she agree with me just
once, even on something little,
296
00:12:01,756 --> 00:12:03,356
like... like what movie to see
297
00:12:03,358 --> 00:12:05,591
or-or what topping
to get on our pizza
298
00:12:05,593 --> 00:12:07,794
or... oh, I don't know,
my lifelong dream
299
00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:10,897
of building a skyscraper
in New York City?!
300
00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:12,899
Well, in her defense,
hamburger pizza, Ted?
301
00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:14,934
What are you, 12?
302
00:12:14,936 --> 00:12:16,903
You were right, Lily.
303
00:12:16,905 --> 00:12:19,906
I mean, Zoey's great,
but... sometimes I do wish
304
00:12:19,908 --> 00:12:23,660
we were a little more
like you and Marshall.
305
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,247
TED
There he is. Here we go.
306
00:12:37,358 --> 00:12:38,458
I'm sorry.
307
00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:40,159
I don't speak...
308
00:12:40,161 --> 00:12:42,661
whatever it is you're speaking.
309
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,164
Um, he speaks perfect English.
310
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,349
Yeah, I-I know.
311
00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:47,700
Then why
312
00:12:47,702 --> 00:12:49,302
did you ask me to come?
313
00:12:49,304 --> 00:12:51,904
So you can drive him
to the fund-raiser.
314
00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:53,473
Supporting Marshall this much
315
00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:54,840
is driving me crazy.
316
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:57,543
I'm going to Spain... my flight
leaves in 45 minutes.
317
00:12:57,545 --> 00:12:58,611
Adios,
318
00:12:58,613 --> 00:13:00,813
muchacho.
319
00:13:03,411 --> 00:13:06,544
W-Wait, what do you mean
you're going to Spain?
320
00:13:06,658 --> 00:13:08,742
You were right.
If I hear myself say
321
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,161
"Baby, you have my full
support" one more time,
322
00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:13,013
I swear I'm gonna
murder someone!
323
00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:16,332
What are you gonna
tell Marshall, huh?
324
00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:18,902
And when are you coming back?
I honestly
325
00:13:18,904 --> 00:13:21,905
haven't thought it all the way
through, and I don't intend to.
326
00:13:21,907 --> 00:13:24,858
All I know is that
I'm a ticking time bomb,
327
00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:27,010
and if I don't do something
for me right away,
328
00:13:27,012 --> 00:13:29,946
I swear I'm gonna explode!
329
00:13:29,948 --> 00:13:32,649
Wow, tha... that's
an evocative metaphor to use
330
00:13:32,651 --> 00:13:35,085
for your nonthreatening,
totally patriotic emotions.
331
00:13:35,087 --> 00:13:36,420
U.S.A.!
332
00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:38,188
Okay, Lily, I get it.
333
00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:39,623
Marshall's been asking
a lot lately.
334
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:42,859
But the thing to do is-is
tell him you've had enough.
335
00:13:42,861 --> 00:13:44,294
I've never been good at that.
336
00:13:44,296 --> 00:13:46,463
And now, ever
since his dad died,
337
00:13:46,465 --> 00:13:50,033
I-I feel like it's my job
to just be fine with everything.
338
00:13:50,035 --> 00:13:51,201
But I'm not.
339
00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:52,335
I'm not fine that
340
00:13:52,337 --> 00:13:54,337
he volunteers our apartment
for a giant fund-raiser
341
00:13:54,339 --> 00:13:56,056
and that he's
not thinking about
342
00:13:56,058 --> 00:13:57,808
how we're gonna pay
any of our bills
343
00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,042
and that, apparently,
344
00:13:59,044 --> 00:14:02,879
we've given up on
trying to have kids.
345
00:14:02,881 --> 00:14:04,881
Lil...
346
00:14:04,883 --> 00:14:07,901
Look, I'm sorry, Ted,
I just, I gotta do this.
347
00:14:08,886 --> 00:14:11,188
My bag?
348
00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:13,457
Oh, no. I got it.
349
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,960
There's nothing to talk about.
350
00:14:16,962 --> 00:14:18,495
You trashed your office today.
351
00:14:18,497 --> 00:14:20,030
I mean, you obviously have
352
00:14:20,032 --> 00:14:21,932
some deep feelings
you're not confronting.
353
00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:23,934
And I think
they're about your dad.
354
00:14:23,936 --> 00:14:26,303
I don't want to talk about it, okay?
Why not?
355
00:14:26,305 --> 00:14:28,872
Because I don't. And why
am I explaining this to you?
356
00:14:28,874 --> 00:14:30,624
You're the most secretive
person I know.
357
00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:32,542
You never tell anybody anything.
358
00:14:34,112 --> 00:14:37,380
I've never...
told anyone this before.
359
00:14:38,683 --> 00:14:40,050
Um...
360
00:14:40,052 --> 00:14:42,085
I was 16.
361
00:14:42,087 --> 00:14:45,055
I was awakened around midnight
362
00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:46,990
by the sound of my father
363
00:14:46,992 --> 00:14:51,294
arguing with his business
partner, Andy Grenier.
364
00:14:51,296 --> 00:14:53,263
As things grew heated...
365
00:14:53,265 --> 00:14:57,267
I watched my father's hand
slowly coil
366
00:14:57,269 --> 00:15:00,871
around the heavy
antique clock on his desk.
367
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,143
The sun was just
starting to rise
368
00:15:06,145 --> 00:15:09,412
over the bramble orchard as
we packed the fresh earth down
369
00:15:09,414 --> 00:15:11,414
with the flats of our shovels.
370
00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:12,816
My dad and I
371
00:15:12,818 --> 00:15:14,851
got our stories straight.
372
00:15:14,853 --> 00:15:18,522
We walked back to the house
in silence and...
373
00:15:18,524 --> 00:15:21,725
haven't talked about it since.
374
00:15:22,727 --> 00:15:24,961
But sometimes...
375
00:15:24,963 --> 00:15:27,597
on a still night...
376
00:15:27,599 --> 00:15:30,000
you can still hear that clock,
377
00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:31,668
ticking...
378
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:33,303
ticking...
379
00:15:33,305 --> 00:15:34,838
ticking.
380
00:15:36,707 --> 00:15:38,475
That's...
381
00:15:38,477 --> 00:15:42,245
the most harrowing story
I've ever heard.
382
00:15:42,247 --> 00:15:43,747
Is it true?
383
00:15:43,749 --> 00:15:45,882
No.
384
00:15:45,884 --> 00:15:48,718
But it did get you
to drink three scotches,
385
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,354
which is why you're
ready to spill your guts.
386
00:15:51,356 --> 00:15:52,822
Fine!
387
00:15:52,824 --> 00:15:56,626
The reason I'm upset
about Marshall leaving GNB
388
00:15:56,628 --> 00:16:00,664
is... is...
389
00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:02,299
Hey.
390
00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:06,870
...the meatball sub.
391
00:16:06,872 --> 00:16:07,837
Huh?
392
00:16:07,839 --> 00:16:09,606
It all started months ago
393
00:16:09,608 --> 00:16:11,441
in the GNB commissary.
394
00:16:11,443 --> 00:16:13,376
It was Meatball Sub Day.
395
00:16:13,378 --> 00:16:15,779
Oh, how I used to love
396
00:16:15,781 --> 00:16:17,030
Meatball Sub Day.
397
00:16:17,032 --> 00:16:21,084
And then, the mosthumiliating moment of my life.
398
00:16:21,086 --> 00:16:23,486
Hey, buddy, I think
you got a tiny little bit
399
00:16:23,488 --> 00:16:25,455
of marinara sauce
on your tie there.
400
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:33,797
I plotted my revenge for weeks.
401
00:16:33,799 --> 00:16:35,582
But nothing seemed right.
402
00:16:35,584 --> 00:16:37,567
Then it hit me.
403
00:16:37,569 --> 00:16:40,837
The answer wasso elegant and simple...
404
00:16:44,008 --> 00:16:47,227
an exploding meatball sub.
405
00:16:49,647 --> 00:16:51,881
For months, I experimented.
406
00:17:03,861 --> 00:17:07,197
More... marinara sauce.
407
00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:11,101
Finally, the sub was perfected.
408
00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:12,902
The plan was in place.
409
00:17:12,904 --> 00:17:15,472
The snare was baited.
410
00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:17,240
And then...
411
00:17:17,242 --> 00:17:19,909
he quit, Robin, he quit!
412
00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:20,877
It's Meatball Sub Day
413
00:17:20,879 --> 00:17:22,078
today, which is why
414
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,130
I wanted Marshall
to come over and have lunch.
415
00:17:24,132 --> 00:17:25,215
But no.
416
00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:27,083
All that work wasted.
417
00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:33,857
You want to make God laugh,
tell him your plans, right?
418
00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:37,761
What is wrong with you?
419
00:17:39,063 --> 00:17:41,031
Hey, Professor Rodriguez,
420
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:42,332
thank you so much for coming.
421
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:43,433
Oh, my pleasure.
422
00:17:43,435 --> 00:17:45,068
I have to use the restroom.
423
00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:46,836
Do you have some
extra invitations?
424
00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:48,338
Right over there.
425
00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:49,506
Enjoy.
426
00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:51,291
Hey. Hey, thanks for
picking him up.
427
00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:53,326
Yeah, absolutely.
Um, listen,
428
00:17:53,328 --> 00:17:56,046
something happened
at the airport. Um...
429
00:17:56,048 --> 00:17:57,447
What?
Well,
430
00:17:57,449 --> 00:17:59,132
we got there, and, uh, Lily...
431
00:17:59,134 --> 00:18:00,783
Lily...
432
00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:01,785
Marshall, hey.
433
00:18:01,787 --> 00:18:03,720
Sorry, I, uh, I had to park
434
00:18:03,722 --> 00:18:05,639
and-and grab some ice.
435
00:18:05,641 --> 00:18:06,723
Sorry.
436
00:18:06,725 --> 00:18:08,124
Oh, thanks, babe.
437
00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:10,727
You would not believe
how much this one has done
438
00:18:10,729 --> 00:18:12,128
to help throw this party, Ted.
439
00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,730
I don't know how she does it.
440
00:18:13,732 --> 00:18:16,399
Can't be easy, huh, Lil?
441
00:18:17,902 --> 00:18:19,736
Yeah. Listen, Marshall,
442
00:18:19,738 --> 00:18:21,938
I-I need to talk to you
about something.
443
00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:23,506
No, you know what?
Me, too.
444
00:18:23,508 --> 00:18:25,075
Um... I want to thank you
445
00:18:25,077 --> 00:18:27,410
for being so supportive
of me in all this.
446
00:18:27,412 --> 00:18:29,479
I've been at the NRDC
for less than a week,
447
00:18:29,481 --> 00:18:31,348
and I've already done
more to be proud of
448
00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:33,516
than in two years at GNB.
449
00:18:33,518 --> 00:18:35,885
I can't believe
how good it feels.
450
00:18:36,787 --> 00:18:39,673
But now, it's time for me
to find a way
451
00:18:39,675 --> 00:18:41,891
to help the Earth
and get paid for it,
452
00:18:41,893 --> 00:18:44,728
because I can't put that
burden entirely on you.
453
00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:46,162
So, starting tomorrow,
454
00:18:46,164 --> 00:18:48,498
I'll look for something
with a paycheck.
455
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,566
What do you think?
456
00:18:49,568 --> 00:18:52,719
Baby, you have my full support.
Oh...
457
00:18:53,637 --> 00:18:55,372
Ted.
458
00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:57,407
Hey!
459
00:18:57,409 --> 00:18:59,876
What are you doing here?
This is really important
460
00:18:59,878 --> 00:19:02,345
to Marshall, so I came
to show my support.
461
00:19:02,347 --> 00:19:04,381
This you can be supportive of?!
462
00:19:04,383 --> 00:19:06,282
What is that supposed to mean?
I have
463
00:19:06,284 --> 00:19:07,650
the chance to build
a skyscraper
464
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:09,986
in the best city on Earth,
and who's the one
465
00:19:09,988 --> 00:19:11,654
leading the charge
to kill that dream?
466
00:19:11,656 --> 00:19:12,872
My girlfriend!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
467
00:19:12,874 --> 00:19:15,191
What about my lifelong
dream of not seeing
468
00:19:15,193 --> 00:19:17,127
every beautiful building
in Manhattan bulldozed?
469
00:19:17,129 --> 00:19:20,296
And in that moment, I
realized, though I really cared
470
00:19:20,298 --> 00:19:23,166
about Zoey, I couldn't do thisfor the next 50 years.
471
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:25,068
I had to break up with her.
472
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:26,336
But then...
473
00:19:26,338 --> 00:19:31,591
♪ I will remember you ♪
474
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,228
♪ Will you remember me... ♪
475
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:37,147
Kids, some couplesalways support each other,
476
00:19:37,149 --> 00:19:39,416
and some couplesalways challenge each other,
477
00:19:39,418 --> 00:19:42,051
but is one reallybetter than the other?
478
00:19:42,053 --> 00:19:44,020
Yes. Support is better.
479
00:19:44,022 --> 00:19:45,955
Way better.
480
00:19:45,957 --> 00:19:48,942
But I'd haveto learn that the hard way.
481
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,428
You're too young.
This isn't fair.
482
00:19:53,538 --> 00:19:54,771
We're not going
anywhere, buddy.
483
00:19:54,773 --> 00:19:56,606
We're gonna stay here
right till the end.
484
00:19:56,608 --> 00:19:57,807
Thank you, Marshall.
485
00:19:59,911 --> 00:20:01,211
Marshall...
486
00:20:01,213 --> 00:20:02,345
can I ask
487
00:20:02,347 --> 00:20:04,514
one final favor, my friend?
488
00:20:04,516 --> 00:20:07,450
Yes, of course,
of course... anything.
489
00:20:08,886 --> 00:20:11,688
Eat this meatball sub.
490
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,024
Wh-Where'd you get
a meatball...
491
00:20:14,026 --> 00:20:16,793
I don't have much time!
Okay, yes, yes, of course.
492
00:20:16,795 --> 00:20:18,645
Of course.
493
00:20:20,399 --> 00:20:23,566
Does this have some sort
of special meaning?
494
00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:33,009
I'm not sick, you idiots!
495
00:20:33,011 --> 00:20:35,812
I've racked up $30,000
of uninsured medical bills
496
00:20:35,814 --> 00:20:37,614
for symptoms I don't even have.
497
00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:38,748
Totally worth it!
498
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,000
You should see
the look on your face.
499
00:20:41,002 --> 00:20:44,454
Oh, wait, you can't... 'cause
it's covered in marinara sauce!
500
00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:49,659
Uh, Barney, you got
a little marinara
501
00:20:49,661 --> 00:20:51,327
on your pajamas.
502
00:20:56,903 --> 00:21:00,403
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