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[♪ intense music playing]
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[♪ intense music continues]
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Hey. Here.
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[horns honking]
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[hammer thudding]
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[horns honking]
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Hey, Kirkland Jeans,
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get the fuck outta the road!
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[gunshot]
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[people screaming]
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Alright, freeze,
put your hands in the air. Now!
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[intense whirring]
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-[ground rumbling]
-[vines crackling]
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-Oh, my God!
-[gunshots]
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Oh, God, what the hell
is happening? What the...
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-[people screaming]
-[groans]
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[♪ intense music continues]
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It's finally all happening.
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[vines creaking]
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[people screaming]
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[flesh squelching]
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[screaming]
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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Okay, let's think. If you were
a pretentious douche bag
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who had a weapon
that could destroy the entire planet,
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where would you launch it from?
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Knowing Boone,
somewhere everyone could see.
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[helicopters whirring]
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[reporter on TV]
A cautionary tale just in
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to avoid the flora
and evacuate the city ASAP.
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[Bryce] Times Square?
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Oh, God, this guy's so basic.
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We gotta get to Eunice's office. Now.
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[reporter] And I repeat, authorities say
to avoid the flora at all costs
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and evacuate the city immediately.
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Bryce and Dot were supposed to come back
with Monkey hours ago.
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Where the hell are they?
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I don't know, baby,
but it's time we made other plans.
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We gotta run.
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Run where? You heard Dot.
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This thing is gonna destroy
the whole world,
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not just New York.
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Then I guess we'll stay alive
a little longer than everybody else.
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I need to do right by your father
and get you to safety.
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Trust me, this is what
Bryce would've-- Aah!
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Eunice, we gotta get going,
it's getting real--
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You're okay!
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You're okay.
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-You're okay.
-Oh, my God,
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were you worried about me?
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What? No, no, no, no.
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I was, well, I was-- I was
maybe mildly concerned.
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[Eunice sighs]
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[Monkey whimpers]
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Oh, look who thinks
he could just walk back in
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like everything's fine
and the world isn't ending.
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-[Monkey whimpering]
-[Bryce] Hey, Eunice,
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it's bad out there,
we need bodies.
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I'm gonna need you
to call all your assassins.
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Man, get the hell outta here
with that nonsense.
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If nobody came to help in Montauk,
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what makes you think
they're coming now?
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Oh, I don't know,
maybe because humans are about
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to be wiped off the face
of the fucking planet?
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Look, my assassins don't know that
and to be honest,
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I don't think they even care.
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They are down-and-dirty crooks,
not UNICEF.
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Ooh, bingo, bongo,
so let's treat them like crooks.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Oh shit, they got snacks.
That's a bad sign.
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Damn, Bryce,
how'd she pull this off?
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Oh, yeah, Iris lied and told 'em
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it was a high-paying gig
[chuckles]
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just like I would've done.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Wanna hear something sexy?
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I'm still pulling your hair
out of my shower drain.
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Not into hair play?
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You know, I'm more
into people with a backbone.
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So you couldn't bother
to show up to Montauk
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when we needed you,
but now that there's money involved,
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you're suddenly here?
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If this is the kind of person you are,
I'm not interested.
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-Oh.
-Alright, so I'm thinking
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I'll start things off
with a light roast, you know?
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Just kinda get everybody warmed up.
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Hey, I know Gatling has a lot
of issues with his mom,
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-so I'm gonna come right--
-No, no, no, stop.
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I think Monkey should take
the lead on this one.
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-Monkey?
-Huh?
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You mean the guy that moans
and grunts all the time?
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Actually, you know what?
That might work with this crowd.
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You can translate, okay?
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He's got more street cred
with the assassins.
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Plus, nobody liked you
when you were alive.
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There, I got it out.
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-Damn.
-Okay. Ouch.
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You know what, fine.
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Let's make it snappy,
try to keep it under 60 seconds.
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A minute, 20 tops.
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[assassin 1] Jesus wept.
Would you hurry it up?
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[assassin 2]
What is this all about?
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Sorry, uh, qui-quick thing.
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Yeah, is this a 1099 or a W2?
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Yo, what's taking so long?
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-[Monkey hoots]
-[Bryce] Alright, listen up.
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First things first, there is no money.
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-[assassin] For real?
-[all groaning]
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-That answers my question.
-I knew y'all was bullshit.
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Good to see you guys.
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I'm taking these croissants
and I'm leaving!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, wait, just listen.
Give us two minutes of your time.
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-Please don't leave.
-[gun cocks, fires]
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Sit your asses down!
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-Yup, sitting!
-Uh, yes, ma'am.
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Thank you, Eunice,
and thank you for your understanding.
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Again, no money, not a dime.
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But now, I'm gonna hand it over
to this monkey.
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[assassins whispering]
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[Monkey grunting]
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I know we're all pretty
messed-up individuals
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and we all probably need therapy.
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-Way to win 'em over.
-[Monkey chattering]
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We wouldn't be in this business
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if we didn't have problems
we were running away from.
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Our moral compass,
our convictions, it's all broken.
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[Monkey chattering]
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We are broken, but we're also a family
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and, yes, fucked-up
and deeply flawed family,
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and all we seem to do is hurt each other
over and over again.
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But that's just part of being alive.
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I mean, does the perfect family
even exist?
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You know, maybe the Jetsons,
some would argue.
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[Monkey chattering]
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I... Later, okay, fine.
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The point is, it's not too late
to make things right.
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I know we all kill people for a living,
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but we have the chance
to be heroes for once.
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This family could save the world.
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[Monkey shrieking]
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Now, who's with us?
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[slow clapping]
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[assassins cheering]
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Let's save the goddamn world
with our guns!
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[gun firing]
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-Let's go.
-[whirring]
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[gun firing]
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Oh, man, they started off slow,
but it really got there, huh?
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Hey, I got you something.
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Yeah, I thought maybe
you'd wanna be a cool guy again.
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[Monkey hoots]
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[guns firing]
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-[Monkey chattering]
-Fuck yeah.
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Yo, what's the plan?
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The plan? Right, okay.
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Um, any of you guys got a plan,
even if it's half-baked,
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-I don't care.
-Dammit, ugh.
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Uh, guys, look what I found.
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[gasps] The coffee table.
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It's a bomb.
That's right, that's the plan.
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We're gonna blow up the Relic,
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and Boone and all those idiots with it.
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-Oh.
-Are you kidding me?
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Those assholes shot up my damn bomb.
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-[Danke speaking German]
-Can you fix it, Danke?
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The firing components are ruined.
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I can probably get it up
and running, but I need time.
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-[police sirens wailing]
-Uh, yeah, we might not have that luxury.
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[people screaming]
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[cars crashing]
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Testes, testes, one, two.
Is this thing on?
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-What are you doing, your tight five?
-[Iris] [on radio] Shut up.
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I don't get why I have to be
stuck here with the Geek Squad
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while you guys get to have
all the fun in the jungle.
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[Bryce] [on radio]
What? No, no, no, no, no.
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You know what's fun?
Computers, office snacks.
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Oh, safe spaces.
I'm jealous of you actually.
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Oh, my God,
are you worried about me?
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Maybe more like mildly concerned, hm?
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Hey, Danke, no guns for her, alright?
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Affirmative.
Let's save the family therapy for later.
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Now, let's talk strategy.
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I've deconstructed the bomb
into two separate components,
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the explosive and the remote detonator.
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Bryce and his team will take the bomb
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and covertly plant it under Times Square
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as close to the Relic as possible.
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Monkey and his team will plant
the remote detonator above ground.
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Monkey needs to be at least
50 feet near the bomb site
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because the telecom satellite
I'm hijacking
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to send the arm code has
no reception on the ground,
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just like my cell phone on the A train.
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Monkey, your detonator will light up green
when it's in proper distance.
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No green, no boom, copy?
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[Monkey grunts]
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[vines rustling]
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[women screaming]
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[♪ intense music playing]
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[Monkey chattering]
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[Bryce] [on radio]
Oh, you think you've got it bad?
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Mm, hard agree to disagree, bud.
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Oh, this might take a while.
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Pit crew, let's clear this shit
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and get it up and move it
in five, let's go!
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[guns firing]
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[wind whistling]
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Yeah, we've got company.
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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[man screaming]
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Monkey, watch out!
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[gunshot]
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-[Monkey] Huh?
-[Dot gasps]
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-[Monkey shrieking]
-We've got to take cover!
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[Double-Tap] [on radio]
Well, well, well,
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if it isn't the shitty gun guy
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and his kindergarten sidekick
trying to play hero.
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[gasps] Double-Tap.
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[Double-Tap] Well, you know,
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all the big action stars
have a pierced ear.
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-[gunshot]
-[Monkey grunts]
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-[Double-Tap] Ha! [laughing]
-[Monkey hooting]
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[gunshot]
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[Double-Tap] Uh, uh, uh.
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I got 10 years' worth of ammo
to use before the world ends,
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and each bullet got
your name on it, Monkey,
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which, by the way, is a terrible name.
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That would be like me
calling myself person.
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[Monkey grunts]
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No, Monkey, no, we go together.
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[Monkey disagreeing]
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Fine. Then make him suffer.
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[Monkey chattering]
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Like fish in a barrel.
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[guns firing]
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Parlor tricks, huh? [chuckles]
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Alright, a little back alley, but fine.
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Let's find out who the real gun guy is.
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[vines crackling]
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Ugh. What's it at now?
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40%, same as 30 seconds ago.
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Okay, got it.
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-What about now?
-Iris, Iris, please.
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[distant rumbling]
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We've got a problem here.
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[man screaming]
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Ah, excuszi, no Uzi, you heard your dad.
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-But I--
-Listen, when this screen goes green,
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00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,458
hit the button to send the arm code
to the detonator, got it?
249
00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:18,667
Uh-huh.
250
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,250
[gun firing]
251
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,167
Hey, look at me, look at me.
252
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:26,667
You can do this.
253
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,167
[gun firing]
254
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:32,125
Flower Child to Ghost Man.
That train left the station yet?
255
00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,375
Seconds away.
256
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,875
Pit crew, how we lookin'?
257
00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:37,000
[gun firing]
258
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,167
-Done.
-[both] Done.
259
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:41,333
[guns firing]
260
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,792
Ugh! God dammit.
261
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:46,208
Alright, let's go.
262
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,833
[train creaking]
263
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,000
-I thought you cleared everything.
-I did.
264
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,500
I think it might be that...
265
00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:58,042
Oh, shit, it's Amara.
266
00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,292
-Shoot the coupler.
-Here we go.
267
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,875
What are you doing?
Shoot the goddamn coupler!
268
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,792
-[Gatling] It's gotta warm up.
-Oh, for fuck's sake!
269
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,667
[gun firing]
270
00:12:10,708 --> 00:12:12,667
Whew. What the hell was that?
271
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,750
Just the beginning.
You can't stop what's coming.
272
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,750
Get the hell outta here, man.
Don't be an idiot.
273
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,625
My name is Gatling, what'd you expect?
274
00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:23,708
[Gatling shouting]
275
00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:26,250
She's catching up!
Can't this thing go any fast...
276
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,500
[rock shatters]
277
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,125
Hi, asshole.
278
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,667
-You're looking stupid.
-No, this is your stop.
279
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,458
[Amara grunts]
280
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,583
Okay, ready?
281
00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:45,042
Off the fire hydrant
over the hotdog cart
282
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,875
between the rims of that Beemer.
283
00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:48,250
-[gunshot]
-[bullet ricocheting]
284
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,833
[Monkey moaning]
285
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,375
[Double-Tap] [on radio]
Oh. [laughs]
286
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:57,500
Well, I believe points have been made.
287
00:12:57,958 --> 00:13:00,458
I'll be honest, Monkey, I expected more,
288
00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,667
but at least you get to die
knowing the truth,
289
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,333
that Double-Tap was always
the real gun guy
290
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,083
and you were always just
some animal with a gun.
291
00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:10,458
[Money whines, hoots]
292
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,000
[Monkey chattering]
293
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,167
[cawing]
294
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,500
So let's do this one last time.
295
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:22,208
[Monkey chattering]
296
00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:24,125
[Double-Tap]
Off the manhole cover.
297
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,917
[Monkey chattering]
298
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,083
Through the bike rack.
299
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:29,500
[caws]
300
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:30,958
And into your furry little head.
301
00:13:31,042 --> 00:13:33,583
[bird cawing]
302
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,542
-[gun fires]
-[bullet ricocheting]
303
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:38,708
Uh, wait, I'm sorry.
[chuckles]
304
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,375
What?
305
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:43,500
You finally get a shot off
and you shoot backwards?
306
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,083
What the... Oh.
307
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,958
[blood spurting]
308
00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,292
[wings flapping]
309
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,292
[bird cawing]
310
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:59,125
[♪ energetic rock music playing]
311
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,125
71%, nice.
312
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,042
Yeah, that's great,
but you really don't need
313
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,375
to announce every number.
314
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,625
[guns firing]
315
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:12,000
[♪ energetic rock music continues]
316
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,792
[plant shrieks]
317
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,167
[gun cocks]
318
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,542
[flesh squelching]
319
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,375
Fuck!
-[Eunice] What the fuck?
320
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:27,042
Man, I sure hope my policy cover this.
321
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,333
-We have insurance?
-72%.
322
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:31,000
Uh, Monkey, is that light green yet?
323
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,375
Monkey, is that light green yet?
324
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,708
Monkey.
325
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,833
Monkey. Monkey, what's going on?
326
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:41,250
-[Monkey grunting]
-[Boone chuckles]
327
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:43,667
You're a long from
the Fukuyama Mountains.
328
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:46,708
-[growls]
-Oh, Dot?
329
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:50,208
Yeah. She's where she belongs,
with her family.
330
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,500
-[Dot gasping]
-[Monkey grunting]
331
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,083
[strikes thudding]
332
00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:56,167
[Monkey whimpers]
333
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,417
[Boone] Oh, look at this.
334
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,500
The two who betrayed me
now forced to kill each other.
335
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:06,125
I mean, that is a pay-per-view fight
336
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,042
for the end of days.
337
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,833
[Dot grunting]
338
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:12,750
[Monkey chattering]
339
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,083
Aw, Monkey.
340
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:19,875
I know you don't wanna hurt her,
but she's gonna hurt you
341
00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:22,458
and then I'm gonna hurt her.
342
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:23,667
Real bad.
343
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,958
-[whimpers]
-[Dot grunts]
344
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,542
[Boone] Yeah, there you go.
345
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,042
That's the spirit.
346
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,000
[gun firing]
347
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,792
[guns firing]
348
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,583
Okay, how we lookin', kid?
349
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:42,125
88%. We need more time.
350
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,667
-No, no, no, no, no!
-[Danke] Iris! No.
351
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,167
[gunshot]
352
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:46,917
[Eunice] No!
353
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,375
-[Iris/Eunice] Buddy!
-Sorry I'm late.
354
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,417
They had two-for-ones at Margaritaville.
355
00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:52,542
Iris! Iris?
356
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:53,708
[Iris] I'm here.
357
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,917
I'm okay. Buddy showed up.
358
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,208
Things are under control,
and the hack is at 92%.
359
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,000
[train rattling]
360
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,250
Okay, good, good, I-I-I'm close too.
361
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,625
[Iris] Okay, great.
362
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,417
I'm not gonna lie, though,
that sounded like
363
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,250
more than mildly concerned.
364
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,333
[Iris chuckles]
365
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,750
[♪ solemn music playing]
366
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,250
Oh, I should have taken you to Disney.
367
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,333
[Iris] What?
368
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:24,750
I should have stayed.
369
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,917
I should have taken you
to Disney, you know?
370
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,875
Taught you how to,
I don't know, drive a stick.
371
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:33,125
Intimidated your first boyfriend,
you know?
372
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,375
[Iris] Bryce, I'm gay.
373
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:37,125
Well, I should have been there
to tell you that that's fine
374
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:38,708
and that I love you all the same.
375
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,125
Then intimidated whoever the hell
came to pick you up that night.
376
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:45,500
Look, the point is,
I wasn't there to parent.
377
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,667
I wasn't there
to be your dad...
378
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,750
and honest to God...
379
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,208
that's the biggest regret of my life.
380
00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:55,625
[Iris] Well, then let's agree
to both make it through this alive
381
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:57,667
so you don't fuck up our second chance.
382
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,625
Iris, listen, I--
383
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,083
[train screeching]
384
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,125
-[Amara grunting]
-Oh, shit.
385
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:11,667
[train screeching]
386
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,792
God dammit, we're not close enough!
387
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,625
Maybe you're not such a coward after all.
388
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,708
That or you're just really fucking stupid.
389
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,000
Ah!
390
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,292
[Iris] Dad?
391
00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:29,917
Nah-uh, I was just curious what
you'd look like with half a face!
392
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,583
[rock shatters]
393
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,042
Oh, I can see your crack!
394
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,875
Ugh. Truly get fucked, Bryce.
395
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,792
[electricity crackling]
396
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,500
-[Dot grunting]
-[Monkey hooting]
397
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:52,042
When I found you, you had nothing!
398
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:54,917
No purpose!
399
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,958
No family!
400
00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:04,708
I gave that all to you,
and you abandoned me at the very end?
401
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:10,667
I have the most powerful weapon
in the world.
402
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,917
[grunts] Shit.
403
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,708
[Boone] You?
You have a team of wannabes.
404
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,958
-No, no, no.
-[vines creaking]
405
00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:22,292
[♪ intense dramatic music playing]
406
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,042
[Iris groaning]
407
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,542
[Boone] Fighting an inescapable fate.
408
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,917
-[Bryce grunting]
-[glass shatters]
409
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,292
[Boone] That's what hope does.
410
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,167
[clattering]
411
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,292
[Boone]
It blinds you from the truth.
412
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,042
[Bryce grunting]
413
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,250
Humanity's time is up.
414
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,542
What are you doing?
415
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,750
[Boone] We're cursed, Monkey.
416
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,667
I know you think it's you, but it's us.
417
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,875
We are the cause of your suffering.
418
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,458
Our selfish, brutal impulses
419
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,750
are no longer individual deformities,
420
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:04,250
they're an evolutionary trait
of our species.
421
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:07,833
[whimpers]
422
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,000
You wanted to get rid
of senseless killing?
423
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,000
This is how.
424
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,625
Look around.
425
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,750
A restart that you could still lead.
426
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,042
The animals are safe.
427
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,583
Live the rest of your days in peace.
428
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:25,167
Lay the guardrails for what comes next.
429
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,125
Do better, Monkey.
430
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,667
Leave the earth in better shape.
431
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,000
Come on, what do you say?
432
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:35,833
[butterfly fluttering]
433
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:37,833
[groans]
434
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,417
[♪ intense dramatic music playing]
435
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:43,958
[growls]
436
00:19:44,042 --> 00:19:45,208
[Monkey chattering]
437
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:51,417
Wow, okay, then tell the devil
I'll see him soon.
438
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,333
[Dot grunting]
439
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:55,792
-What?
-[Amara grunting]
440
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:58,958
Stone cold, am I right?
441
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,917
No! No. No.
442
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,292
Alright, here we go.
443
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:08,000
[Bryce grunting]
444
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,292
[Amara] No!
445
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,333
[Boone] No. No.
446
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:13,458
No, no, no, no.
447
00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:14,792
[Iris grunting]
448
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,708
[beeping]
449
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,000
[train rattling]
450
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,125
[computer beeps]
451
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,958
-No!
-[explosion booms]
452
00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:24,417
[Monkey shrieking]
453
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,042
-[gasps]
-[Monkey screeches]
454
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,875
-Monkey!
-[Monkey screeching]
455
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:34,417
[rocks thudding]
456
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:39,542
♪♪
457
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,708
Holy shit, you guys okay?
458
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,958
Whoa, look at this guy.
459
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,625
Hey, crème Boon-ée, huh?
460
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,292
[Bryce chuckles]
461
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:59,000
Sorry, I think that was a trauma response.
462
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,333
[vines rustling]
463
00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:08,667
Dad, Dad, Dad, come in, are you okay?
464
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,250
Iris! Yeah, no, we're fine. I--
465
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:14,042
[♪ haunting music playing]
466
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,167
[Boone growling]
467
00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,333
[Boone laughing]
468
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:32,083
Actually, can I put you
on hold for a sec?
469
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,792
[♪ "Disorder" by Ylang Ylang playing]
470
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,667
♪ Oh whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
471
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,375
♪ Oh whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
472
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:41,458
♪ Oh whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
473
00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:44,667
♪ Oh whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
474
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:50,583
♪ Oh whoa ♪
475
00:21:51,292 --> 00:21:55,542
♪ Oh, oh ♪
476
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:07,000
[woman singing in native language]
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