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♪ IT'S SOMETHING UNATTAINABLE ♪
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♪ THAT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ♪
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ARE YOU MY GUIDES?
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I'M ELI STONE.
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ELI STONE.
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I ARRANGED A TREK THROUGH
THE RANIKHET TRAVEL AGENCY.
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I'M GOING TO THE BASE OF
THE PANCH CHULI PEAKS.
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THAT'S A LAPTOP, SO YOU-- YOU KNOW,
YOU MIGHT WANNA...
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I'LL--I'LL CARRY THIS ONE MYSELF.
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THANK YOU. I GOT IT. THANKS.
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♪ AND YOU'VE GOTTA
FIND A WAY TO BE OKAY ♪
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HEY, IT'S ME ELI.
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I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY,
BUT I'M A LITTLE UNDERDRESSED
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FOR THE ALTITUDE, SO I PROMISE TO BE BRIEF.
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I'M FINE. I'M OKAY.
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I'M ALL RIGHT.
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I'M JUST GONNA-- I'M GONNA WALK FOR A WHILE.
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I'VE BEEN SITTING FOR THE LAST 30 HOURS,
SO...
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I'M A LAWYER.
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I WORK AT WETHERSBY, POSNER & KLEIN
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IN SAN FRANCISCO.
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UNLESS YOU OWN A HUGE COMPANY
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THAT'S SCREWED OVER A LITTLE GUY,
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YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF US.
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WOW. GUYS? GUYS, COULD-- GUYS? GUYS?
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GUYS, COULD YOU-- COULD YOU TAKE MY PICTURE?
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HERE, UH,
THIS--THIS-- THAT LIGHT'S GONNA COME ON
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WHEN IT'S READY TO FLASH.
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♪ IS ANYBODY'S GUESS ♪
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WHAT DO YOU THINK-- SUNGLASSES?
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♪ YOU NEED TO WORRY ♪
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NO, NO SUNGLASSES.
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LET'S SEE-- LAWYER, SAN FRANCISCO...
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OH, DID I MENTION I RECENTLY
FOUND OUT I COULD BE A PROPHET?
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YEAH, I WAS SHOCKED, TOO.
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SEE, UNTIL RECENTLY,
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MY BELIEF IN A HIGHER POWER
WAS LIMITED TO WORSHIPPING
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THE HOLY TRINITY OF ARMANI...
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ACCESSORIES...
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AND, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,
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AMBITION.
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OKAY, SO MAYBE I WASN'T EXACTLY SAINTLIKE.
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BUT I DIDN'T MIND THAT
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I WASN'T THE IDEALISTIC KID I USED TO BE.
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I WAS TOO BUSY BEING THAT GUY--
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YOU KNOW, THE GUY YOU SEE IN AN OFFICE
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OR ACROSS THE RESTAURANT AND YOU THINK,
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"THAT GUY HAS IT ALL."
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HELL, I THOUGHT I DID.
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AND THEN I HEARD THE MUSIC.
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INSERT CAPTION. OPENING PARAGRAPH.
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DEFENDANT BEUTEL PHARMACEUTICAL, COMMA, INC.
, I-N-C PERIOD,
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COMMA, SPACE.
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OPENING PAREN, HEREINAFTER,
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QUOTE, BEUTEL, CLOSE QUOTE, CLOSE PAREN...
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PURSUANT TO RULES 26 AND
33 OF THE FEDERAL RULES--
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PATTI!
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THERE'S AN INTERCOM, BRANDO.
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I SWEAR, IT'S LIKE WE WORK IN A CLEANERS.
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DO YOU HEAR THAT MUSIC?
IT'S BEEN PLAYING ALL MORNING. WHAT MUSIC?
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THERE WAS MUSIC PLAYING.
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I WAS WONDERING MAYBE YOU
COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT MUSIC I CAN'T HEAR?
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FORGET IT. IS MY 2:30 HERE?
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THEY'RE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
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ALSO, THE FIANCEé CALLED.
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TAYLOR CALLED? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
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YOU TOLD ME NOT TO BOTHER YOU.
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SINCE WHEN DOES TAYLOR BOTHER ME?
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WELL, ALL RIGHT, I WAS THINKING OF ME.
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OKAY, FROM NOW ON, THERE'S A MORATORIUM
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ON DISCUSSION CONCERNING MY FUTURE WIFE.
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THAT INCLUDES E-MAILS AND
NASTY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
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AND NOT TELLING ME WHEN SHE'S ON THE PHONE.
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YOU TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF THIS JOB.
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$60,000?
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$60,000?!
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SAYING THE NUMBER TWICE DOESN'T DOUBLE IT,
YOU KNOW.
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Y-YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ADD ANOTHER ZERO.
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REALLY? OKAY. LET'S SEE...
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$60,000 PLUS ZERO EQUALS...
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WAIT... $60,000!
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WHAT ABOUT $80,000?
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HMM... NO.
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WHAT? I'M--I'M...
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WHAT IS THAT, LIKE AN ORGAN OR SOMETHING?
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M-MY CELL PHONE PLAYS "ODE TO JOY,"
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BUT IT'S ON VIBRATE.
WHAT, THREE LAW DEGREES,
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AND ALL YOU GUYS CAN TALK ABOUT
IS ORGAN MUSIC AND RINGTONES?
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LOOK, THE ONLY REASON I CAME HERE TODAY
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WAS BECAUSE I THOUGHT BEUTEL WAS INTERESTED
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IN FINALLY DOING THE RIGHT THING.
MS. KELLER, YOUR CASE WAS ADJUDICATED
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BY THE VACCINE COURT, AND THEY DETERMINED
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OUR CLIENT'S VACCINE DIDN'T CAUSE YOUR SON'S AUTISM.
WOW, EXCEPT FOR "CLIENT," "SON" AND "AUTISM,"
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JUST ABOUT EVERY WORD IN
THAT SENTENCE WAS WRONG.
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FIRST, IT WASN'T YOUR CLIENT'S VACCINE.
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IT WAS A PRESERVATIVE IN IT.
IT WASN'T A COURT.
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IT WAS A PROCEDURAL HOOP
I HAD TO JUMP THROUGH
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IN ORDER TO GET HERE. AND THEY DIDN'T SAY
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YOUR CLIENT'S VACCINE DIDN'T
CAUSE MY SON'S AUTISM.
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THEY ONLY SAID I COULDN'T PROVE IT.
YOU STILL CAN'T.
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NO CREDIBLE SCIENTIST AND NO REPUTABLE STUDY
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HAS BEEN ABLE TO PROVE A CAUSAL CONNECTION
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BETWEEN MERCURITOL AND AUTISM.
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THEN WHY IS BEUTEL
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THE ONLY VACCINE MANUFACTURER
WHO STILL USES IT?
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YOU REALLY WANNA FIND OUT?
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LOBBY BEUTEL'S BOARD TO MAKE YOU THE C.E.O.
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YOU'VE GOT ABOUT AS MUCH
CHANCE OF DOING THAT
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AS YOU DO OF WINNING THIS AT TRIAL.
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IT WOULD STILL BE A TRIAL, MR. DOWD.
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AND EVEN IF THE JURY DOESN'T BELIEVE ME,
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MAYBE EVERYBODY READING
ABOUT THE TRIAL WILL,
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AND MAYBE THEY'LL MAKE SURE
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NOT TO USE YOUR CLIENT'S PRODUCT TO
VACCINATE THEIR KIDS. MS. KELLER,
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YOU KNOW THE FIRST THING I
LEARNED ABOUT LITIGATION?
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CLIENT'S WON'T KNOW IF YOU PAD THE BILL?
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OKAY, THE SECOND THING.
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LITIGATION IS ONLY ABOUT
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WHAT YOU CAN PROVE IN A COURT OF LAW.
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NOW WE CAN OFFER YOU $90,000.
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I SINCERELY RECOMMEND YOU TAKE IT
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AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE.
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$90,000's GOOD.
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HEY, THE MUSIC. D-DO YOU HEAR THE MUSIC?
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YES! YES, I HEAR THE MUSIC!
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NO, SERIOUSLY, THERE'S MUSIC PLAYING.
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♪ WELL, I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE...
♪
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GEORGE MICHAEL! THAT'S WHO IT IS!
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GEORGE MICHAEL?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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HIS SONG... UH, "FAITH."
OKAY, NOT TO BE A PRUDE, ELI,
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BUT I'VE GOT A DEPOSITION
AT 8:00 TOMORROW MORNING,
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SO COULD WE FORGO THE ROLE-PLAYING THIS ONE TIME? I'M
NOT--I'M NOT ROLE-PLAYING. IT'S HIS--IT'S HIS SONG "FAITH."
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IT'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND ALL DAY.
A SONG HAS BEEN FOLLOWING YOU?
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SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T HEAR IT?
♪ OH, BUT I NEED SOME TIME OFF ♪
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♪ FROM THAT EMOTION ♪ IF
I SAY YES, WILL YOU COME BACK TO BED?
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IT'S COMING FROM THE LIVING ROOM.
I'M GLAD SOMETHING'S COMING!
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♪ OH,
WHEN THAT LOVE COMES DOWN ♪
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♪ WITHOUT DEVOTION ♪
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♪ WELL,
IT TAKES A STRONG MAN, BABY ♪
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♪ BUT I'M SHOWING THE DOOR ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪
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♪ I GOTTA FAITH ♪
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♪ BECAUSE I GOTTA HAVE FAITH,
FAITH, FAITH ♪
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♪ I GOTTA HAVE FAITH,
FAITH, FAITH ♪
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IF YOU BUILD IT, HE WILL COME.
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THAT'S NOT FUNNY, NATHAN.
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MM, YEAH, I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
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UH, IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, LITTLE BROTHER.
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YOU HAVE CONJOINED BUTTS IN YOUR CRANIUM,
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WHICH ACTUALLY,
IT MAKES YOU A DOUBLE-BUTTHEAD.
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LOOK, ASIDE FROM THE MILD CONCUSSION YOU GOT
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WHEN YOUR HEAD HIT THE PLANTER,
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YOU ARE IN MEDICAL TERMS WHAT WE WOULD CALL
"FINE."
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I-I CAN'T BE FINE.
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GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN MY LIVING ROOM.
THERE IS NOTHING MEDICALLY WRONG WITH YOU.
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IT'S JUST STRESS.
STRESS GIVES YOU PREMATURE GRAYS.
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IT DOESN'T MAKE LEGENDARY BRITISH POP STARS
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SING THEIR GREATEST HITS LIVE FROM YOUR
COUCH. THIS IS TYPICAL BONEHEAD ELI.
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THE SECOND YOU GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER,
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YOU THINK OF SOME WAY TO RUIN IT.
CALL MOM, WOULD YOU?
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IF GEORGE
MICHAEL COMES BACK? GET AN AUTOGRAPH.
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ELI?
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ELI?
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ELI!
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AND YOU SAY I YELL.
THAT'S THE NUMBER FOR MY ACUPUNCTURIST--
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DR. CHEN IN CHINATOWN.
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HE'S A MIRACLE WORKER.
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MY FRIEND VIV--
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HE CURED HER TENNIS ELBOW AND
CONSTIPATION IN ONE VISIT.
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WELL, GOOD FOR VIV.
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT STUFF, SO...
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FOR A GUY WITH AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS,
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YOU SURE ARE JUDGMENTAL.
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YOUR 2:00 IS HERE.
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I DON'T HAVE A 2:00.
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DON'T SPEAK.
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DON'T SAY ANYTHING. PATTI!
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DON'T SPEAK.
IT'D BE AN EX PARTE CONVERSATION.
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YOU'RE REPRESENTED BY COUNSEL.
NOT ANYMORE. I FIRED HIM THIS MORNING.
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THEN HAVE YOUR NEW ATTORNEY CONTACT ME.
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IN THE MEANTIME, HAVE A NICE DAY.
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PATTI CAN VALIDATE YOUR PARKING. I REALIZED
YESTERDAY THE ONLY WAY I CAN WIN THIS
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IS IF I HAVE AN ATTORNEY WHO
PLAYS AT MATT DOWD'S LEVEL,
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AND I THINK I FOUND HIM.
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HE GRADUATED VALEDICTORIAN AT STANFORD LAW,
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HE CLERKED FOR GINSBURG,
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AND HE'S AN EIGHTH-YEAR ASSOCIATE
AT A BLUE CHIP FIRM. THAT'S ME.
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YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME. WHY--WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT
ME? BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY CASE, MR. STONE.
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
I-I CAN'T SUE MY OWN CLIENT.
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THERE'S AN ENTIRE CANON
OF ETHICS PROHIBITING IT,
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AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT
THEY CALL IT A CANON
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'CAUSE IT COULD KILL ME.
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BLAKE vs. ELKIN, OVERMEYER vs. FORDES,
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AN ARTICLE IN THE 2003 "HARVARD LAW REVIEW."
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YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET IS EVIL.
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YOUR FIRM SETS UP SOMETHING
CALLED A CHINESE WALL.
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LOOK...
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I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SQUEEZE AN
EXTRA 10 GRAND OUT OF BEUTEL.
199
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NOW THAT'S $100,000.
200
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THAT VACCINE MADE MY SON SICK,
AND IT'S STILL ON THE MARKET.
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BUT...
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I...
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I'M SORRY.
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YEAH.
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OH, WELL.
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I HAD TO TRY... RIGHT?
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BYE, ELI.
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♪ BECAUSE I PLAY THEM, TOO ♪
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♪ OH, BUT I NEED SOME TIME OFF ♪
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♪ FROM THAT EMOTION ♪
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♪ TIME TO PICK MY HEART
UP OFF THE FLOOR ♪
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♪ OH,
WHEN THAT LOVE COMES DOWN ♪
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♪ WITHOUT DEVOTION ♪
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♪ WELL,
IT TAKES A STRONG MAN, BABY ♪
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♪ BUT I'M SHOWING YOU THE DOOR ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪
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♪ I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOTTA HAVE FAITH,
FAITH, FAITH ♪
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♪ I GOTTA HAVE FAITH,
FAITH, FAITH ♪
220
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♪ BABY ♪
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♪ I KNOW YOU'RE
ASKING ME TO STAY ♪
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♪ SAY PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY ♪
223
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♪ YOU SAY I'M GIVING
YOU THE BLUES ♪
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♪ MAYBE ♪
225
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♪ YOU MEAN EVERY WORD YOU SAY ♪
226
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♪ CAN'T HELP BUT
THINK OF YESTERDAY ♪
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♪ AND ANOTHER WHO TIED ME
DOWN TO THE LOVERBOY RULES ♪
228
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♪ BEFORE THIS RIVER ♪
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♪ BECOMES AN OCEAN ♪
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♪ BEFORE YOU THROW MY
HEART BACK ON THE FLOOR ♪
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♪ OH, OH, BABY ♪
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♪ I RECONSIDER ♪
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♪ MY FOOLISH NOTION ♪
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♪ WELL,
I NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD ME ♪
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♪ BUT I'LL WAIT FOR
SOMETHING MORE ♪
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♪ YES, I GOTTA HAVE-- ♪
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♪ FAITH, OOH,
I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪
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♪ I GOTTA HAVE FAITH, FAITH ♪
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YOUR PLACE IS NOT THAT EASY TO LOCATE.
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I MEAN, I'M NO MARKETER,
241
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BUT A LITTLE SIGNAGE WOULD DO YOU WONDERS.
242
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PEOPLE WHO NEED FIND DR. CHEN.
243
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NOW "RELAH." "CLOH" EYE.
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OH, RELAX AND CLOSE MY EYES.
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YOU SMART. MUST BE GOOD LAWYER.
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YOU SAY GEORGE MICHAEL
HAVE GREAT MEANING TO YOU.
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UH,
I-I SAY GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN MY LIVING ROOM.
248
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HE DOESN'T HAVE GREAT MEANING.
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YES. YOU NO REMEMBER.
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I NO REMEMBER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T.
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YOU MUST MAKE PEACE GEORGE MICHAEL.
252
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MAYBE I SHOULD CALL HIS PUBLICIST.
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AH!
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DR. CHEN HELP YOU REMEMBER.
255
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IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME?
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NO, I...
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WELL, H-H-HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE "FIRST TIME"?
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I THOUGHT SO.
259
00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:04,124
OKAY, WE NEED SOME MUSIC.
260
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OH, MY GOD, ELI.
YOU HAVE A GEORGE MICHAEL ALBUM?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
A GEORGE MICHAEL ALBUM?
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IT'S MY ROOMMATE'S. HE'S IN THEATER.
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WHOA,
I-I-I-I CAN'T LOSE IT TO GEORGE MICHAEL.
264
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WELL, WE CAN JUST MAKE OUT THEN.
OR IT COULD, YOU KNOW,
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MAKE THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE... MORE MEMORABLE.
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♪ BABY ♪
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YOU'RE CUTE, ELI,
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IN A GEEKY, LATE BLOOMER-ISH SORT OF WAY.
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I'VE BLOOMED.
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MM...
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NOT YET, YOU HAVEN'T, BUT YOU WILL.
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BY THE TIME YOU'RE THAT
LAWYER CHANGING THE WORLD,
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YOU ARE GONNA BE HOT.
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♪ AND ANOTHER WHO TIED ME
DOWN TO THE LOVERBOY RULES ♪
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U.C.L.A., 1991.
YOU WERE LIZZIE THEN, NOT BETH.
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YOUR HAIR WAS STRAIGHT,
AND WE HAD SEX TO GEORGE MICHAEL.
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IT WAS 15 YEARS AGO, BUT IT WAS YOU. MY
HAIR WAS NEVER STRAIGHT. I USED A FLAT IRON.
278
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?
'CAUSE IT WAS ONE NIGHT,
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AND IT'S NOT LIKE YOU REMEMBERED ME.
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COME ON, ELI,
WE WERE BOTH STONED ON POT BROWNIES
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AND WE HAD A RANDOM COLLEGE HOOKUP. SO YOU
JUST USED ME FOR SEX AND TOSSED ME ASIDE LIKE--
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LIKE MOST GUYS WANT? I'M NOT MOST GUYS.
283
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NO, YOU'RE JUST MOST LAWYERS.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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HEY, BEN?
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BEN, THIS IS ELI. ELI'S A FRIEND OF MOMMY'S.
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HE'S NOT, UH...
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I--I'M NOT...
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YEAH...
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I WAS PREGNANT FOR 8 YEARS.
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SWEETIE?
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CAN YOU PLEASE SAY HELLO?
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HUH?
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SO YOU LIKE BLOCKS, HUH?
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WORDS. THERE'S OVER 500,000
IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
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00:14:03,914 --> 00:14:05,845
WOW, THAT'S A LOT.
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THEY SHOULD COLLECT THEM
ALL IN A BOOK OR SOMETHING.
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00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,182
THAT'S NOT COUNTING NAMES.
I'M COUNTING THEM WITH NAMES.
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OH.
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WHAT IS IT, ELI?
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00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,069
UH, COME BY MY OFFICE TOMORROW AT 10:00.
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WH--YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE CASE?
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NO, I'M GONNA BE GETTING FIRED
303
00:14:33,904 --> 00:14:36,907
'CAUSE I'M GONNA REQUEST TO TAKE THE CASE.
OH, LOOK, I REALLY WANT YOU TO DO THIS,
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00:14:36,907 --> 00:14:39,910
BUT NOT IF IT'S OUT OF PITY OR SYMPATHY.
IT'S--IT'S NOT SYMPATHY.
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00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:44,114
UH, THERE'S OVER 500,000 WORDS
IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AND...
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THAT'S NOT COUNTING NAMES.
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00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:22,152
BEAR WITH ME, MR. STONE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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IS THERE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM WITH THE CASE?
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00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:27,027
NO, THE CASE IS GOING GREAT.
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THE SOLE EXCEPTION BEING THAT
YOU WISH TO SWITCH SIDES.
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W-WE REPRESENT CLIENTS
WITH CONFLICTING INTERESTS
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ALL THE TIME.
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IS THAT THE JAPANESE WALL YOU
WERE TALKING ABOUT? IT'S CHINESE.
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WHICHEVER.
IN THOSE SITUATIONS, THE CLIENTS CAN PAY.
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MR. STONE, ARE YOU OKAY?
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I'M FINE.
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TOTALLY FINE.
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MR. DOWD, YOU'RE ATYPICALLY QUIET. YEAH.
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SORRY, I WAS JUST REDECORATING
STONE'S OFFICE IN MY HEAD.
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00:15:55,986 --> 00:15:58,388
ORDINARILY, WE OFFER QUIXOTIC PLAINTIFFS
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NUISANCE VALUE TO GO AWAY.
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WE DID. STONE UPPED THE OFFER TO $90,000.
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$100,000, ACTUALLY. SHE CAME BY MY OFFICE.
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LET ME SEE IF I'M UNDERSTANDING THIS.
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00:16:09,099 --> 00:16:11,571
YOU HAD AN EX PARTE
CONVERSATION WITH THE PLAINTIFF?
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UH, WELL, IT WOULDN'T BE EX PARTE
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00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,146
IF YOU LET ME REPRESENT HER... SIR.
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EXPLAIN TO ME, MR. STONE,
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00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:21,251
THE RATIONALE FOR UPSETTING A
CLIENT OF BEUTEL'S MAGNITUDE
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ON A CASE WHICH IS A
COMPLETE AND UTTER LOSER?
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00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:27,687
WELL, BECAUSE, SIR...
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IT'LL MAKE US RICH.
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00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:33,423
MORE RICH.
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00:16:33,423 --> 00:16:36,426
WE ALL KNOW THAT PRO BONO
WORK IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS,
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00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:38,098
AND THIS CASE,
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00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,200
AS YOU SO CORRECTLY POINTED OUT,
MR. WETHERSBY,
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00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,033
IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER LOSER.
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THEREFORE, THE FIRM CAN REAP THE FINANCIAL
339
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,307
AND THE PUBLIC RELATIONS WINDFALLS
340
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,539
WITHOUT PUTTING OUR BOTTOM LINE AT RISK.
341
00:16:51,341 --> 00:16:53,343
WHAT IS THIS I HEAR
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00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:55,345
ABOUT THE SEVEN HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE
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00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:58,318
ACTUALLY LETTING YOU REPRESENT THAT WOMAN?
HER NAME'S BETH.
344
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,490
NOW ASK DAN TO GET ME POINTS AND AUTHORITIES
345
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:03,093
ON CHINESE WALLS, AND...
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00:17:03,093 --> 00:17:06,196
THERE IT IS AGAIN. YOU HEAR THAT?
347
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:08,198
WHO WAS IT THIS TIME, HMM?
348
00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:11,461
CYNDI LAUPER? BILLY JOEL? THE GO-GO's?
IT'S NOT MUSIC. IT'S, UH...
349
00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:14,434
LIKE A BELL, A DINGING. DID YOU
POSSIBLY FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS,
350
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,436
OR DID YOU START TAKING ECSTASY?
351
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,809
MAYBE YOU FELL DOWN A FLIGHT
OF STAIRS BECAUSE YOU ARE
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HIGH ON ECSTASY. WH...
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HOLD ON!
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00:17:26,116 --> 00:17:27,747
ALL ABOARD! HOLD ON!
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00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,249
LET HIM ON.
356
00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:36,086
COME ON, ELI! HURRY UP!
357
00:17:36,086 --> 00:17:39,259
COME ON, ELI!
358
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:54,104
THERE WAS A VOICE THIS TIME.
359
00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:56,206
I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS MY DEAD FATHER.
360
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:58,508
HMM. DEAD PARENT. DIFFERENT NEEDLE.
361
00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:00,210
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
362
00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:02,081
MY FATHER WAS AN AIMLESS DRUNK
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00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,083
WHO RUINED EVERYTHING HE EVER TOUCHED.
364
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,385
HE'S, LIKE, THE LAST PERSON
365
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,387
I NEED TO BE HEARING FROM RIGHT NOW.
366
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:12,122
NO GOOD HATE DEAD PEOPLE. RELAH.
THINK GOOD MEMORY FATHER.
367
00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:14,264
DR. CHEN HELP UNGRATEFUL SON.
368
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,129
COME ON, ELI!
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00:18:19,129 --> 00:18:20,500
HURRY UP!
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00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,212
HEY,
YOUR MOM TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR DEBATE TROPHY.
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00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,543
SORRY I COULDN'T BE THERE.
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00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:35,385
BECAUSE YOU WERE DRUNK AGAIN.
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00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:40,450
HERE.
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00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:46,125
A CELEBRATION PRESENT FOR
WINNING THE TOURNAMENT.
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00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,228
IT'S THE PANCH CHULI PEAKS.
THEY'RE IN INDIA.
376
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,400
I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THEM.
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00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,203
WE'LL GO SOME DAY.
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00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:55,635
"FOR ELI,
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SO YOU'LL REMEMBER."
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00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,269
REMEMBER WHAT?
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00:18:59,269 --> 00:19:01,341
THAT YOU'RE MEANT TO DO GREAT THINGS,
382
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,644
THAT YOU'RE GONNA GO TO BEAUTIFUL PLACES,
383
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,546
SPEAK INSPIRED WORDS,
384
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,848
THAT YOU'RE GONNA HELP PEOPLE.
385
00:19:12,722 --> 00:19:14,224
DAD, YOU OKAY?
386
00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:18,228
YEAH.
387
00:19:18,228 --> 00:19:19,629
YEAH. SURE, KIDDO.
388
00:19:19,629 --> 00:19:23,162
HEY, UH, THERE'S ONE MORE STOP I GOTTA MAKE,
ACTUALLY.
389
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,466
TELL YOUR MOTHER I'LL
BE HOME IN A LITTLE BIT.
390
00:19:41,811 --> 00:19:43,813
BEN WAS A DREAM INFANT.
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00:19:43,813 --> 00:19:45,715
HE BARELY EVER CRIED OR GOT FUSSY.
392
00:19:45,715 --> 00:19:48,418
PICKED HIMSELF UP AT 10
MONTHS AND WALKED AT 12.
393
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:51,190
BUT AT 23 MONTHS, EVERYTHING CHANGED--
394
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,193
RIGHT AFTER I TOOK HIM
IN FOR HIS 2-YEAR CHECKUP
395
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,695
AND HIS PEDIATRICIAN GAVE HIM
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00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,368
A BEUTEL PHARMACEUTICAL FLU SHOT.
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00:19:58,368 --> 00:20:00,370
WITHIN A WEEK,
HE WAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT CHILD.
398
00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:03,273
HE WENT FROM SMILING ALL
THE TIME TO NOT AT ALL.
399
00:20:03,273 --> 00:20:06,836
HE USED TO RUN AROUND THE
HOUSE LIKE A LIVE WIRE,
400
00:20:06,836 --> 00:20:10,340
AND NOW HIS IDEA OF PLAYTIME
IS STACKING OBJECTS IN ROWS.
401
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:13,343
AND WHEN HE CALLS FOR ME,
WHICH HE HARDLY EVER DOES...
402
00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,745
HE CALLS ME BETH.
403
00:20:15,745 --> 00:20:19,419
UH, YOUR HONOR... "HE CALLS ME BETH"?
404
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,351
MR. STONE, PLEASE APPROACH.
405
00:20:24,394 --> 00:20:25,895
ARE YOU MR. STONE?
406
00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:28,728
I FIGURED I COULD HEAR THIS.
407
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,400
AN OVERESTIMATION ON MY PART.
408
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,303
NOW I'M... WALKING AWAY.
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00:20:33,303 --> 00:20:34,964
YOUR HONOR,
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00:20:34,964 --> 00:20:37,967
WE BOTH KNOW THE ONLY CHANCE
I HAVE IS FOR THE JURORS
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00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:40,970
TO IDENTIFY WITH MY CLIENT ON AN
EMOTIONAL LEVEL. NOT MY PROBLEM.
412
00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:43,973
MY DECISION TO LET YOU REPRESENT
THE KELLERS IN THE FIRST PLACE
413
00:20:43,973 --> 00:20:45,975
SHOULD'VE COME WRAPPED IN
A BOX WITH A RIBBON ON IT.
414
00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:48,318
DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU'RE DRAWING AN ANALOGY
415
00:20:48,318 --> 00:20:50,820
BETWEEN YOUR DECISION AND A GIFT,
YOUR HONOR.
416
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:53,323
AND NOW I'M WALKING AWAY.
417
00:20:53,323 --> 00:20:54,984
BUT, MS. KELLER,
418
00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:58,828
ISN'T A LEAP TO BLAME A
VACCINE FOR BEN'S AUTISM?
419
00:20:58,828 --> 00:21:01,391
THAT VACCINE CHANGED MY SON.
420
00:21:01,391 --> 00:21:03,893
ONE WEEK, HE WAS HAPPY AND HEALTHY,
421
00:21:03,893 --> 00:21:06,396
AND THE NEXT WEEK, HE WAS AUTISTIC.
422
00:21:06,396 --> 00:21:09,399
WHAT KIND OF C.E.O. WOULD I BE--
WHAT KIND OF HUMAN WOULD I BE--
423
00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:11,270
IF I ALLOWED MY COMPANY
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00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,404
TO USE A PRESERVATIVE IN ITS
VACCINE THAT CAUSED AUTISM?
425
00:21:14,404 --> 00:21:16,406
WELL,
WHY NOT JUST GET RID OF THE PRESERVATIVE
426
00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:18,348
JUST TO BE SURE?
427
00:21:18,348 --> 00:21:20,350
BECAUSE THEN I COULDN'T MARKET THE VACCINE
428
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:23,353
AT AN AFFORDABLE COST. LOOK,
I'M A PARENT MYSELF.
429
00:21:23,353 --> 00:21:25,485
AND BELIEVE ME,
NO LEVEL OF RISK IS ACCEPTABLE.
430
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,917
BUT THERE IS NO RISK BECAUSE
THERE'S NO CONNECTION
431
00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:29,589
BETWEEN MERCURITOL AND AUTISM.
432
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,361
BETH KELLER SAID
433
00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:33,893
HER SON BECAME AUTISTIC ONE
WEEK AFTER EXPOSURE TO IT.
434
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:37,967
THE TRUTH IS,
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT CAUSES AUTISM.
435
00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:40,470
AND IN THE ABSENCE OF AN EXPLANATION,
436
00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:42,972
MS. KELLER HAS BLAMED
MY COMPANY AND A PRODUCT
437
00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:46,576
THAT HAS SAVED THE LIVES OF
TENS OF THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN.
438
00:21:46,576 --> 00:21:49,008
WE'RE GONNA LOSE, AREN'T WE?
439
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,010
I'M SORRY IF BY REPEATEDLY TELLING YOU HOW
440
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,913
WE HAVE NO CHANCE OF
WINNING I GOT YOUR HOPES UP.
441
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,846
MAYBE SEAN WAS RIGHT.
442
00:21:56,846 --> 00:21:58,848
MY EX--HE SAID ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD
443
00:21:58,848 --> 00:22:01,320
WASN'T GONNA MAKE BEN BETTER,
444
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,653
THAT I WAS OBSESSED WITH OUR SON'S ILLNESS
445
00:22:03,653 --> 00:22:06,396
AND I SHOULD GIVE UP.
IS THAT WHY YOU GUYS SPLIT?
446
00:22:06,396 --> 00:22:08,698
OURS WASN'T A LOAD-BEARING
MARRIAGE TO BEGIN WITH.
447
00:22:08,698 --> 00:22:12,762
BUT AFTER BEN WAS DIAGNOSED,
THERE WAS JUST NO WAY.
448
00:22:12,762 --> 00:22:15,334
I HOPE I'M INTERRUPTING SOMETHING.
449
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,767
WE'D BETTER GET GOING. COME ON, BEN.
450
00:22:22,812 --> 00:22:24,614
WHAT A NICE WOMAN.
451
00:22:24,614 --> 00:22:27,477
CUTE, TOO. IS SHE AVAILABLE?
452
00:22:27,477 --> 00:22:29,619
I'M IGNORING YOU.
453
00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:31,621
WHAT'S THAT?
A "PLEASE BREAK OFF YOUR ENGAGEMENT,
454
00:22:31,621 --> 00:22:35,385
I'M BEGGING YOU" PRESENT.
IT'S AN INTERNAL BEUTEL DOCUMENT.
455
00:22:35,385 --> 00:22:37,387
GEE, THANKS, PATTI. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
456
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,460
"...SUGGESTS A POSSIBLE CORRELATION
457
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,562
"BETWEEN MERCURITOL AND
COGNITIVE DYSFUNCTION,
458
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,534
INCLUDING AUTISM."
459
00:22:44,534 --> 00:22:45,835
THIS IS A STUDY.
460
00:22:45,835 --> 00:22:49,399
PROVING EVEN THEY THOUGHT
MERCURITOL MIGHT BE DANGEROUS.
461
00:22:49,399 --> 00:22:51,000
PATTI, WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
462
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,002
A PARALEGAL WHO WORKS WITH MATT DOWD.
463
00:22:53,002 --> 00:22:55,645
I LENT HER MY TAMPONS WHEN SHE RAN OUT.
464
00:22:55,645 --> 00:22:56,876
FIRST, EW.
465
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,078
AND SECOND,
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
466
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,080
THIS--
THIS DOCUMENT'S ATTORNEY-CLIENT PRIVILEGE.
467
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,153
I CAN'T USE IT. I CAN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT.
468
00:23:04,153 --> 00:23:06,155
I COULD GET FIRED AND DISBARRED AND KILLED,
469
00:23:06,155 --> 00:23:08,658
AND NOT EVEN IN THAT ORDER.
DON'T WHISPER-YELL AT ME.
470
00:23:08,658 --> 00:23:11,390
WELL, DON'T TRY TO GET ME FIRED.
471
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,693
WELL,
YOU'RE THE GENIUS WITH THE STANFORD DIPLOMA.
472
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,925
FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. GOD!
473
00:23:15,925 --> 00:23:18,568
) ♪ WAS IT YOU OR WAS IT ME ♪
474
00:23:18,568 --> 00:23:20,570
♪ WHO SAID THAT WE WERE ONE ♪
475
00:23:20,570 --> 00:23:23,573
SO HIS FATHER AND I WENT
OUTSIDE TO FIND ELI...
476
00:23:25,475 --> 00:23:29,609
NAKED,
COVERED IN FEATHERS AND CHOCOLATE SYRUP.
477
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:32,141
THANKS, MOM. AND THANK YOU, TOO.
478
00:23:32,141 --> 00:23:34,143
OH, COME ON. I WAS 10.
479
00:23:34,143 --> 00:23:36,816
JUST BE GLAD I COULDN'T FIND TAR.
480
00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:38,888
THAT WOULD BE MY PARENTS.
481
00:23:38,888 --> 00:23:40,520
AH! MM-HMM.
482
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,594
♪ I BELIEVE IN THE
TRUTH UNSPOKEN ♪
483
00:23:44,594 --> 00:23:46,526
ELI.
484
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,558
HI. MMM.
485
00:23:48,558 --> 00:23:50,129
ELI.
486
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,631
MR. WETHERSBY-- UM... JORDAN.
487
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:53,833
SWEETHEART. MWAH.
488
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,805
MWAH. YOUR PLACE IS JUST DARLING.
489
00:23:55,805 --> 00:23:59,639
HELLO, PRINCESS. HEY, DADDY.
490
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:01,140
HELLO. MMM. MWAH.
491
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,743
♪ AND I HOPE WE NEVER DIE ♪
492
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:06,576
♪ WELL, I HOPE THIS MOMENT ♪
493
00:24:06,576 --> 00:24:08,578
♪ NEVER ENDS ♪
494
00:24:08,578 --> 00:24:12,051
♪ AND I HOPE WE NEVER DIE ♪
495
00:24:15,525 --> 00:24:18,087
YOU'RE A BRAVE MAN, ELI.
496
00:24:18,087 --> 00:24:20,630
FOR GETTING ENGAGED TO THE BOSS' DAUGHTER?
497
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:23,462
THAT'S NOT BRAVERY. THAT'S STUPIDITY.
498
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,464
I MEANT TAKING ON THE BEUTEL MATTER.
499
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,936
I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE,
500
00:24:26,936 --> 00:24:28,638
PARTICULARLY SINCE BEUTEL'S LAWYERS
501
00:24:28,638 --> 00:24:30,740
HAVE BEEN DEALING FROM
THE BOTTOM OF THE DECK.
502
00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:32,742
IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE BEUTEL STUDY,
503
00:24:32,742 --> 00:24:34,974
WHICH I SUSPECT YOU ARE, BE CAREFUL.
504
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,806
IT'S AN ETHICAL VIOLATION
505
00:24:36,806 --> 00:24:39,909
FOR YOU TO BE IN POSSESSION OF IT.
WELL, IT WAS A VIOLATION
506
00:24:39,909 --> 00:24:41,911
FOR YOU NOT TO PRODUCE
IT IN THE FIRST PLACE,
507
00:24:41,911 --> 00:24:43,913
SO I GUESS THAT MAKES US EVEN.
508
00:24:43,913 --> 00:24:46,616
IN POINT OF FACT,
I DIDN'T HAVE TO PRODUCE IT.
509
00:24:46,616 --> 00:24:48,758
AT LEAST, NOT AFTER ONE OF
MY ASSOCIATES STEPPED FORWARD
510
00:24:48,758 --> 00:24:50,620
TO TAKE THE PLAINTIFF'S CASE,
511
00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:53,563
EFFECTIVELY ALLOWING ME TO SEAL IT BEHIND--
512
00:24:53,563 --> 00:24:56,125
WHAT'S IT CALLED AGAIN? A CHINESE WALL?
513
00:24:56,125 --> 00:25:00,570
IN ANY CASE,
THAT'S WHY I'LL BE IN COURT TOMORROW.
514
00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:04,203
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ENGAGEMENT.
515
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:07,837
IT'LL BE A PLEASURE TO
HAVE YOU IN THE FAMILY.
516
00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,545
♪♪♪
517
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:38,708
♪♪♪
518
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,617
ELI, STOP!
519
00:25:47,617 --> 00:25:49,619
DON'T! DON'T JUMP!
520
00:25:49,619 --> 00:25:50,750
PLEASE, ELI!
521
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:51,981
DON'T JUMP!
522
00:25:51,981 --> 00:25:54,153
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LISTEN!
523
00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,756
JUST COME DOWN, PLEASE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PLEASE!
524
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:59,589
LOOK AT ME! LISTEN TO ME! GET OFF.
STEP DOWN. STEP DOWN OFF THE RAILING, ELI!
525
00:25:59,589 --> 00:26:00,990
PLEASE, ELI! COME DOWN! DON'T!
526
00:26:00,990 --> 00:26:04,063
♪♪♪
527
00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:22,151
WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT,
I REALIZED THAT I HAD, UH,
528
00:26:22,151 --> 00:26:24,153
I HAD SEEN THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR BEFORE.
529
00:26:24,153 --> 00:26:25,615
WE BOTH HAVE...
530
00:26:25,615 --> 00:26:27,957
WITH DAD--HALLUCINATIONS, SEEING PEOPLE,
531
00:26:27,957 --> 00:26:29,588
HEARING THINGS THAT AREN'T THERE.
532
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,261
JUST STOP ME WHEN THIS DOESN'T
SOUND FAMILIAR. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
533
00:26:32,261 --> 00:26:34,964
WHAT DOES THIS ALL HAVE
TO DO WITH YOUR FATHER?
534
00:26:34,964 --> 00:26:36,926
WELL, I'D ALWAYS ASSOCIATED
HIS EPISODES WITH ALCOHOL,
535
00:26:36,926 --> 00:26:38,668
BUT IT SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR
536
00:26:38,668 --> 00:26:41,230
THAT HE WAS SUFFERING FROM SOMETHING ELSE.
537
00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:43,332
THERE WAS JUST NO WAY
OF KNOWING IT BACK THEN.
538
00:26:43,332 --> 00:26:45,705
I TOOK YOUR M.R.I. TO OUR NEUROLOGY CHIEF,
539
00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:48,207
AND, UM...
540
00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,309
HE FOUND SOMETHING.
541
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:52,081
HE FOUND WHAT?
542
00:26:53,282 --> 00:26:55,785
A BRAIN ANEURYSM.
543
00:26:55,785 --> 00:26:58,217
IT'S ABOUT, UH, 3 MILLIMETERS IN SIZE.
544
00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:01,220
WE WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND IT
UNLESS WE KNEW WHAT TO LOOK FOR.
545
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,923
NOW INTRACRANIAL ANEURYSMS
CAN BE HEREDITARY.
546
00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:07,396
IT IS NOT UNCOMMON FOR THEM TO
AFFLICT THE SAME OF THE BRAIN
547
00:27:07,396 --> 00:27:09,058
IN A PARENT AND A CHILD.
548
00:27:09,058 --> 00:27:12,762
AND IN THIS CASE,
IT IS IN THE RIGHT CEREBRAL ARTERY.
549
00:27:12,762 --> 00:27:14,764
ANY DISRUPTION OF BLOOD FLOW IN THIS AREA
550
00:27:14,764 --> 00:27:16,836
WOULD ACCOUNT FOR, UH,
551
00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:20,770
DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR OR HALLUCINATIONS.
552
00:27:20,770 --> 00:27:21,911
UH...
553
00:27:23,713 --> 00:27:26,716
WH-WHEN DO YOU TAKE IT OUT?
554
00:27:26,716 --> 00:27:29,679
BECAUSE IT IS LOCATED SO DEEP IN THE CORTEX,
555
00:27:29,679 --> 00:27:31,921
ACCORDING TO THE...
556
00:27:31,921 --> 00:27:33,422
CHIEF NEUROSURGEON,
557
00:27:33,422 --> 00:27:38,287
IT IS NOT AMENABLE TO SURGICAL INTERVENTION.
558
00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,795
WHAT IF IT BURSTS?
559
00:27:45,795 --> 00:27:48,337
IT MIGHT NOT.
560
00:27:48,337 --> 00:27:49,839
NO, A LOT OF PEOPLE
561
00:27:49,839 --> 00:27:51,841
LIVE THEIR WHOLE LIVES WITH ANEURYSMS,
562
00:27:51,841 --> 00:27:54,673
AND THEN THEY DIE OF PERFECTLY BOR--
563
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,676
PERFECTLY BORING THINGS.
564
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,108
I'M SO SORRY, ELI.
565
00:28:03,212 --> 00:28:06,455
I'LL LET YOU TWO TALK.
566
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:18,067
WELL,
WE SHOULD PROBABLY MOVE THE WEDDING UP.
567
00:28:18,067 --> 00:28:21,200
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
568
00:28:22,732 --> 00:28:25,034
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS, ELI.
569
00:28:25,034 --> 00:28:27,937
YOU KNOW, VISIONS, THE ODD BEHAVIOR--
570
00:28:27,937 --> 00:28:29,739
I COULD TAKE ALL THAT.
571
00:28:29,739 --> 00:28:33,242
THE IDEA OF LOSING YOU AT ANY MOMENT...
572
00:28:33,242 --> 00:28:36,886
ARE--ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?
573
00:28:36,886 --> 00:28:40,319
'CAUSE I-I WAS JUST DIAGNOSED
WITH A BRAIN ANEURYSM,
574
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:43,322
AND THAT WOULD BE REALLY
BAD TIMING ON YOUR PART.
575
00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:45,825
I AM JUST TRYING TO PROCESS ALL OF THIS.
576
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,496
OKAY.
577
00:28:48,898 --> 00:28:50,860
ELI, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
578
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:52,331
I'M LATE FOR COURT.
579
00:28:58,167 --> 00:29:01,270
THE PLAINTIFF RECALLS ALAN COOKE.
580
00:29:08,778 --> 00:29:10,419
WHAT'S YOUR CHILD'S NAME, SIR?
581
00:29:10,419 --> 00:29:13,923
OBJECTION.
EARLIER, MR. COOKE MENTIONED HAVING A CHILD.
582
00:29:13,923 --> 00:29:16,185
HE OPENED THE DOOR. OVERRULED.
583
00:29:16,185 --> 00:29:19,789
YOUR CHILD'S NAME, SIR? JENNA.
584
00:29:19,789 --> 00:29:23,362
DID JENNA EVER RECEIVE A FLU VACCINE?
SEVERAL, I'M SURE.
585
00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:26,065
WERE ANY OF THEM MANUFACTURED
BY BEUTEL PHARMACEUTICALS?
586
00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:27,496
OBJECTION! OBJECTION!
587
00:29:27,496 --> 00:29:30,099
HELL, NO. NOW WE'RE GETTIN' SOMEWHERE.
588
00:29:32,341 --> 00:29:34,773
WELL, MR. COOKE?
589
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,775
I BELIEVE THE CHOICE OF VACCINE
590
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,948
WAS JENNA'S PEDIATRICIAN'S DECISION.
591
00:29:43,853 --> 00:29:47,286
MR. COOKE,
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE MAN IN THE GLASSES
592
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,258
WHO JUST ENTERED THE ROOM?
593
00:29:49,258 --> 00:29:53,062
THAT'S DR. VARGA, JENNA'S PEDIATRICIAN.
594
00:29:53,062 --> 00:29:57,196
OR AS I PREFER TO CALL HIM, MY NEXT WITNESS.
595
00:29:57,196 --> 00:30:00,199
NOW I'M GOING TO ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME,
MR. COOKE.
596
00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,201
TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE,
597
00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,834
DID JENNA EVER RECEIVE A BEUTEL VACCINE?
598
00:30:04,834 --> 00:30:08,137
NO, SHE DID NOT.
599
00:30:08,137 --> 00:30:11,040
WAS THAT AT YOUR REQUEST, SIR?
600
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,543
YES. IT WAS.
601
00:30:17,046 --> 00:30:21,050
WE'RE PREPARED TO OFFER $360,000.
602
00:30:21,050 --> 00:30:22,551
SEALED.
603
00:30:22,551 --> 00:30:26,325
NO ADMISSION OF LIABILITY.
CHECK BY THE END OF BUSINESS.
604
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,998
I'M SORRY. NO.
605
00:30:28,998 --> 00:30:31,260
NO WHAT? NO, I DON'T ACCEPT.
606
00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:33,262
I WANT MERCURITOL TAKEN
OUT OF BEUTEL'S VACCINES,
607
00:30:33,262 --> 00:30:35,464
AND I WANT THEM TO SET UP A FUND
608
00:30:35,464 --> 00:30:37,306
FOR ANY OTHER KIDS IT MADE AUTISTIC.
609
00:30:37,306 --> 00:30:39,508
COULD YOU GUYS GIVE US A FEW MINUTES?
610
00:30:50,019 --> 00:30:52,451
BETH, WHAT I DID IN THERE WAS A STUNT.
611
00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:53,953
MATT'S GONNA GO BACK IN,
612
00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:55,955
HE'S GONNA CLEAN UP THE MESS THAT I MADE.
613
00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:58,157
NOW WE'RE DOWN TO SUMMATIONS HERE,
614
00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:00,159
AND I'D HAVE TO GIVE THE ONE OF MY LIFE
615
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:02,261
AND GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
FOR US TO HAVE A CHANCE.
616
00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:05,064
BUT I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THEIR BRIBE.
617
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:08,067
IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE OFFER,
YOU'RE GOING TO NOTHING.
618
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:10,569
NOTHING. WOW, YEAH. OKAY, YOU--YOU'RE RIGHT.
619
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:12,241
WE'RE GONNA LOSE,
620
00:31:12,241 --> 00:31:15,244
BUT NOT BECAUSE OF MATT DOWD
OR BEUTEL OR BURDENS OF PROOF.
621
00:31:15,244 --> 00:31:16,946
WE ARE GONNA LOSE
622
00:31:16,946 --> 00:31:19,949
BECAUSE WHEN YOU STAND UP TO
GIVE THE CLOSING ARGUMENT,
623
00:31:19,949 --> 00:31:21,951
THE JURY'S GONNA LOOK IN YOUR EYES,
624
00:31:21,951 --> 00:31:24,353
AND THEY'RE GONNA SEE
THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE.
625
00:31:25,955 --> 00:31:27,616
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
626
00:31:27,616 --> 00:31:30,990
I FEEL SORRIER FOR YOU THAN I DO FOR ME.
627
00:31:33,963 --> 00:31:35,624
COME ON, BEN.
628
00:31:53,282 --> 00:31:56,085
YOU ALWAYS SHOW UP NO APPOINTMENT.
629
00:31:56,085 --> 00:31:58,447
DR. CHEN NOT JIFFY LUBE. COME BACK FRIDAY.
630
00:31:58,447 --> 00:32:00,449
I WENT TO THE DOCTOR-- THE REAL KIND.
631
00:32:00,449 --> 00:32:02,952
YOU WOULDN'T, UH, HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY NEEDLES
632
00:32:02,952 --> 00:32:04,994
FOR AN INOPERABLE BRAIN ANEURYSM
633
00:32:04,994 --> 00:32:06,996
I INHERITED FROM MY ALCOHOLIC FATHER
634
00:32:06,996 --> 00:32:09,458
WHO I'VE WRONGLY HATED FOR 20 YEARS?
635
00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:13,562
OH, WOW. THAT TOTALLY BLOWS, BRO.
636
00:32:13,562 --> 00:32:16,065
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ACCENT?
637
00:32:16,065 --> 00:32:18,667
LONG STORY. WANT A BEER?
638
00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:24,243
I GREW UP ON A COMMUNE.
639
00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:27,176
FROM THERE,
U.C. BERKELEY-- PHILOSOPHY MAJOR.
640
00:32:27,176 --> 00:32:29,178
THERE'S NO FUTURE IN EXISTENTIALIST ETHICS,
641
00:32:29,178 --> 00:32:31,350
SO I GOT INTO ACUPUNCTURE.
642
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:33,022
UNFORTUNATELY, NOBODY WANTS
643
00:32:33,022 --> 00:32:35,084
AN ACUPUNCTURIST NAMED FRANK LEBAKOWSKI.
644
00:32:35,084 --> 00:32:38,557
THEY WANT INCENSE,
MYSTIQUE, A FOREIGN ACCENT.
645
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,189
YEAH, THEY WANT THE DR. CHEN.
646
00:32:40,189 --> 00:32:42,191
THAT'S GREAT--
EVEN MY TREATMENTS WERE IMAGINARY.
647
00:32:42,191 --> 00:32:44,333
HEY, EIGHT YEARS OF COURSEWORK
IN HOLISTIC MEDICINE,
648
00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:46,135
TWO YEARS IN BEIJING.
649
00:32:46,135 --> 00:32:47,596
GIVE ME SOME PROPS.
650
00:32:47,596 --> 00:32:51,400
NOW TELL ME ABOUT THIS LATEST VISION.
AH, IT'S JUST POINTLESS.
651
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,103
IT'S ALL JUST MY DEFECTIVE
BRAIN PLAYING TRICKS ON ME.
652
00:32:54,103 --> 00:32:56,345
EVERYTHING HAS TWO EXPLANATIONS, ELI--
653
00:32:56,345 --> 00:32:58,007
THE SCIENTIFIC AND THE DIVINE.
654
00:32:58,007 --> 00:33:00,109
IT'S UP TO US TO CHOOSE
WHICH ONE WE BUY INTO.
655
00:33:00,109 --> 00:33:01,980
NOW SCIENCE EXPLAINS
656
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,353
THE ENLARGED VESSEL IN YOUR HEAD.
657
00:33:04,353 --> 00:33:07,356
BUT DOES IT EXPLAIN HOW THE
GIRL YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO
658
00:33:07,356 --> 00:33:09,358
HAPPENED TO BE SUING YOUR LAW FIRM?
659
00:33:09,358 --> 00:33:11,460
HOW HER SON HAPPENED TO
SPELL OUT A MESSAGE TO YOU
660
00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:14,493
WITH HIS BLOCKS? OKAY, SO WHAT WOULD YOUR
DIVINE EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF THIS BE?
661
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,165
ALMOST ALL RELIGIONS BELIEVE THAT
662
00:33:16,165 --> 00:33:19,528
THERE ARE THOSE WHO ARE SENT
TO US TO HELP US FIND OUR WAY.
663
00:33:19,528 --> 00:33:21,300
SOME PEOPLE CALL THEM PROPHETS.
664
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:26,035
A PROPHET. YOU THINK I'M A PROPHET?
665
00:33:26,035 --> 00:33:27,476
LIKE MOSES?
666
00:33:27,476 --> 00:33:31,510
GOD TOLD MOSES HE'D SEND A
PROPHET TO EVERY GENERATION.
667
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,542
WHY NOT A LAWYER-- A HIGH PROFILE ATTORNEY
668
00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:35,544
HANDLING CASES THAT GOT A LOT OF NOTORIETY,
669
00:33:35,544 --> 00:33:38,287
THAT THE WORLD WOULD READ ABOUT?
670
00:33:38,287 --> 00:33:40,289
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE GUYS AND ME
671
00:33:40,289 --> 00:33:42,291
IS I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD.
672
00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:44,123
SURE YOU DO.
673
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:46,125
YOU BELIEVE IN RIGHT AND WRONG.
674
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:49,027
YOU BELIEVE IN JUSTICE, IN FAIRNESS.
675
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,330
AND YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE.
676
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:55,504
ALL THOSE THINGS-- THEY'RE GOD, ELI.
677
00:33:55,504 --> 00:33:58,337
AND THAT...
678
00:33:58,337 --> 00:34:00,469
THAT'S GOD, TOO.
679
00:34:00,469 --> 00:34:04,213
♪ 'CAUSE I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪
♪ I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪
680
00:34:12,381 --> 00:34:14,052
THE FIRST LAWSUIT
681
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,485
ALLEGING A CONNECTION
BETWEEN TOBACCO AND CANCER
682
00:34:16,485 --> 00:34:18,187
WAS FILED IN 1954.
683
00:34:18,187 --> 00:34:21,830
BUT IT TOOK 30 YEARS FOR A
JURY TO AWARD A SINGLE DOLLAR
684
00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:24,733
FOR SOMETHING WE NOW ALL
ACCEPT AS PATENTLY TRUE.
685
00:34:24,733 --> 00:34:28,437
IS THERE PROOF MERCURITOL CAUSES AUTISM?
YES.
686
00:34:28,437 --> 00:34:32,141
IS THAT PROOF DIRECT OR
INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF? NO.
687
00:34:32,141 --> 00:34:33,772
BUT ASK YOURSELF
688
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:36,275
IF YOU'VE EVER BELIEVED IN ANYTHING,
IN ANYONE,
689
00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:38,777
WITHOUT ABSOLUTE PROOF.
690
00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:41,110
THAT'S CALLED FAITH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
691
00:34:41,110 --> 00:34:42,581
AND MAKE NO MISTAKE,
692
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:46,815
THIS IS VERY MUCH A CASE ABOUT FAITH.
693
00:34:46,815 --> 00:34:49,488
IT'S ABOUT BETH KELLER'S FAITH.
694
00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:52,761
SHE PLACED HER FAITH IN BEUTEL
WHEN SHE EXPOSED HER CHILD
695
00:34:52,761 --> 00:34:55,794
TO A VACCINE MR. COOKE
WOULDN'T GIVE HIS OWN DAUGHTER.
696
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,796
SHE PLACED HER FAITH IN THE JUSTICE SYSTEM
697
00:34:57,796 --> 00:34:59,428
TO HOLD BEUTEL ACCOUNTABLE,
698
00:34:59,428 --> 00:35:01,099
AND NOW SHE'S HERE,
699
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,702
PUTTING THAT SAME UNSHAKABLE FAITH
700
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,374
IN THE 12 OF YOU.
701
00:35:05,374 --> 00:35:08,106
I DON'T HAVE BETH KELLER'S FAITH,
702
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:11,240
BUT I DO BELIEVE IN SOME THINGS.
703
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,742
I BELIEVE IN PEOPLE.
704
00:35:13,742 --> 00:35:17,115
THAT'S WHY I BECAME A LAWYER.
705
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:21,119
I BELIEVE THAT MOST PEOPLE
WANNA DO WHAT'S RIGHT.
706
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,722
AND THE RIGHT THING TO DO HERE
707
00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:28,126
IS TO REMOVE MERCURITOL
FROM BEUTEL'S VACCINES.
708
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:31,129
UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR VERDICT...
709
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:35,234
CAN'T ORDER THEM TO DO THAT.
710
00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:37,536
WHAT YOU CAN DO
711
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:40,269
IS AWARD BETH KELLER A JUDGMENT SO HIGH
712
00:35:40,269 --> 00:35:45,274
THAT BEUTEL FEELS IT HAS NO OTHER CHOICE.
713
00:35:45,274 --> 00:35:46,775
SADLY,
714
00:35:46,775 --> 00:35:49,518
WITHOUT THAT VERDICT, I...
715
00:35:49,518 --> 00:35:53,222
DON'T HAVE FAITH THAT
BEUTEL WILL DO WHAT'S RIGHT.
716
00:35:57,486 --> 00:36:00,489
BUT I HAVE FAITH THAT YOU WILL.
717
00:36:06,795 --> 00:36:09,638
HOW MUCH LONGER?
718
00:36:09,638 --> 00:36:12,741
UH, JURIES DON'T AWARD MILLIONS
OF DOLLARS IN FIVE MINUTES.
719
00:36:12,741 --> 00:36:15,204
SO FOR US, IT'S THE LONGER THE BETTER.
720
00:36:17,606 --> 00:36:20,279
ELI.
721
00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:24,783
SOMEONE CAME BY THE OFFICE.
722
00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:29,358
MOM.
723
00:36:29,358 --> 00:36:32,661
YOUR BROTHER TOLD ME EVERYTHING.
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
724
00:36:32,661 --> 00:36:34,923
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
725
00:36:34,923 --> 00:36:36,725
I'M FINE. YEAH?
726
00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:39,868
YEAH.
APART FROM THE, YOU KNOW, ANEURYSM. OH.
727
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,371
OH.
728
00:36:44,933 --> 00:36:46,605
I HAD NO IDEA.
729
00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,607
IT'S HORRIBLE TO THINK HOW MUCH OF MY LIFE
730
00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:50,609
I'VE SPENT BLAMING YOUR FATHER
731
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:53,782
FOR SOMETHING THAT WASN'T HIS FAULT.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
732
00:36:53,782 --> 00:36:56,214
IT SURE HELPS TO EXPLAIN A LOT.
733
00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:02,491
THAT'S THE COFFEE CAN!
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
734
00:37:02,491 --> 00:37:05,294
IT'S YOUR FATHER. IT'S HIS ASHES.
735
00:37:05,294 --> 00:37:07,956
YOU KEPT DAD IN A COFFEE CAN?
736
00:37:07,956 --> 00:37:09,628
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
737
00:37:09,628 --> 00:37:12,000
I TRANSPORTED HIM IN THE COFFEE CAN.
738
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,462
I DIDN'T WANT
739
00:37:13,462 --> 00:37:16,265
TO TRAIPSE A 10-POUND CHINA URN ACROSS TOWN.
740
00:37:16,265 --> 00:37:18,437
HONEY,
741
00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:21,239
HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS...
742
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,411
HIM.
743
00:37:22,411 --> 00:37:24,643
IN HIS WILL,
744
00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:27,316
HE EXPRESSED A DESIRE TO BE CREMATED.
745
00:37:27,316 --> 00:37:29,818
HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THE ASHES.
746
00:37:29,818 --> 00:37:32,821
HE SAID THAT ONE DAY,
YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
747
00:37:32,821 --> 00:37:36,485
OF COURSE, I THOUGHT THAT WAS
THE REQUEST OF A CRAZY PERSON,
748
00:37:36,485 --> 00:37:38,627
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO BURDEN YOU.
749
00:37:38,627 --> 00:37:41,430
BUT NOW...
750
00:37:41,430 --> 00:37:43,892
I'M HOPING YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
751
00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:47,566
I THINK I DO.
752
00:37:49,498 --> 00:37:52,371
JURY'S BACK.
753
00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:54,573
THAT QUICK?
754
00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:56,445
MOM, I GOTTA GO.
755
00:37:56,445 --> 00:37:58,447
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
756
00:37:58,447 --> 00:38:00,609
I LOVE YOU. OKAY.
757
00:38:03,452 --> 00:38:06,785
PATTI, TAKE MY DAD BACK TO THE OFFICE.
758
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,558
I AM NOT GONNA EVEN
PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
759
00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:12,461
GOOD LUCK.
760
00:38:12,461 --> 00:38:14,463
YOU'VE NEVER WISHED ME LUCK BEFORE.
761
00:38:14,463 --> 00:38:16,765
I NEVER CARED WHETHER YOU WON BEFORE.
762
00:38:16,765 --> 00:38:19,598
I--NEITHER DID I.
763
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,802
HAS THE JURY REACHED A VERDICT?
764
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,634
WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.
765
00:38:25,634 --> 00:38:28,637
IN THE MATTER OF BETH KELLER
766
00:38:28,637 --> 00:38:31,480
vs. BEUTEL PHARMACEUTICAL INCORPORATED,
767
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,782
AS TO THE CLAIM OF PRODUCT LIABILITY,
768
00:38:33,782 --> 00:38:36,345
WE FIND IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF...
769
00:38:38,387 --> 00:38:40,519
AND ORDER THE DEFENDANT TO PAY DAMAGES
770
00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:43,522
IN THE AMOUNT OF $5.2 MILLION.
771
00:38:46,355 --> 00:38:47,656
YOU HEARD THAT, TOO, RIGHT?
772
00:38:47,656 --> 00:38:50,359
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN HEARING SOME THINGS LATELY.
773
00:38:50,359 --> 00:38:51,830
NO, I HEARD IT.
774
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,832
OKAY, WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
775
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:56,835
WE APPEAL, APPEAL THE APPEAL,
APPEAL THE APPEAL OF THE APPEAL.
776
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,507
BASICALLY, RUN THIS THING OUT
777
00:38:58,507 --> 00:39:01,540
TILL LITTLE BEN'S ELIGIBLE FOR
SOCIAL SECURITY. THAT'S A NICE TRY,
778
00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,612
BUT BEUTEL CAN'T RISK AN APPEAL
779
00:39:03,612 --> 00:39:05,914
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T RISK THE PUBLICITY.
SPEAK QUICKLY, MR. STONE.
780
00:39:05,914 --> 00:39:09,378
$2 MILLION TO THE KELLERS,
THE BALANCE OF THE JUDGMENT
781
00:39:09,378 --> 00:39:11,720
GETS INVESTED IN A FUND
FOR AUTISTIC CHILDREN,
782
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,722
AND MERCURITOL IS REMOVED
FROM BEUTEL'S VACCINES,
783
00:39:13,722 --> 00:39:15,724
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
784
00:39:17,786 --> 00:39:20,459
WRITE IT UP.
785
00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:22,691
WAIT, ONE MORE THING.
786
00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:26,765
ELI KEEPS HIS JOB.
787
00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:30,499
HE JUST WON A MULTIMILLION
DOLLAR JURY VERDICT.
788
00:39:30,499 --> 00:39:33,071
WE'D BE HARD-PRESSED TO
EXPLAIN LETTING HIM GO.
789
00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:35,574
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IF I WANT
YOUR GUARANTEE IN WRITING.
790
00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:39,147
SHREWD. I'LL HAVE MR. DOWD DRAFT IT UP.
791
00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:52,020
HONESTLY, I-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.
792
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:54,022
WELL, I THINK YOU JUST DID
793
00:39:54,022 --> 00:39:56,024
WITH THE "ELI KEEPS HIS JOB" BIT.
794
00:39:56,024 --> 00:39:58,467
THAT WAS NOTHING. YOU CHANGED OUR LIVES.
795
00:39:58,467 --> 00:40:00,128
WELL, I THINK I'M GONNA
796
00:40:00,128 --> 00:40:03,572
BE MAKING A FEW CHANGES TO MINE, TOO.
797
00:40:03,572 --> 00:40:07,436
DON'T BE A STRANGER, OKAY? AND THANK YOU.
798
00:40:22,491 --> 00:40:25,854
THE MAN OF THE HOUR.
IT'S ALL OVER THE COURTHOUSE.
799
00:40:25,854 --> 00:40:28,426
WHAT, THAT I'M BACK ON THE MARKET?
800
00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:32,831
IT WASN'T EXACTLY MY FINEST MOMENT
801
00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,503
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
802
00:40:34,503 --> 00:40:37,205
BUT I AM SORRY, ELI,
803
00:40:37,205 --> 00:40:39,708
AND I LOVE YOU.
804
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:46,214
I LOVE YOU, TOO,
805
00:40:46,214 --> 00:40:49,478
AND I WANNA BE WITH YOU.
806
00:40:49,478 --> 00:40:50,448
BUT...
807
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,850
BUT?
808
00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:53,982
I HAVE TO GO TO INDIA.
809
00:40:53,982 --> 00:40:56,485
RIGHT THIS MINUTE, OR...
810
00:40:56,485 --> 00:40:58,126
ARE YOU FREE FOR LUNCH?
811
00:41:05,093 --> 00:41:06,595
SO THAT'S MY STORY.
812
00:41:06,595 --> 00:41:08,597
IT'S GOT SHERPAS AND GEORGE MICHAEL.
813
00:41:08,597 --> 00:41:10,599
IT'S GOT CABLE CARS AND PROPHECIES
814
00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:12,140
AND MYSTICAL CHINESE DOCTORS...
815
00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:15,143
WHO AREN'T REALLY THAT MYSTICAL
AND AREN'T REALLY THAT CHINESE.
816
00:41:15,143 --> 00:41:18,707
I HAVE A FEELING THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING.
817
00:41:18,707 --> 00:41:20,048
MOM SAID
818
00:41:20,048 --> 00:41:22,551
YOU SPENT YOUR WHOLE
LIFE WITH THESE VISIONS.
819
00:41:22,551 --> 00:41:24,052
I HAD NO IDEA.
820
00:41:24,052 --> 00:41:25,814
♪ THAT FILLS YOU UP ♪
821
00:41:25,814 --> 00:41:29,688
I'M SORRY, DAD.
822
00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,560
I'M SORRY FOR BLAMING YOU
823
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,662
FOR THINGS THAT WEREN'T YOUR FAULT.
824
00:41:33,662 --> 00:41:35,123
MOST OF ALL, I'M SORRY THAT
825
00:41:35,123 --> 00:41:37,626
I'M NOT THE PERSON THAT YOU SAID I'D BE.
826
00:41:37,626 --> 00:41:40,599
♪ WE STUMBLE INTO OUR LIVES ♪
827
00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:42,831
I'M GONNA CHANGE THAT.
828
00:41:42,831 --> 00:41:45,534
♪ REACH FOR A HAND ♪
829
00:41:45,534 --> 00:41:47,906
I PROMISE.
830
00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:56,845
♪ WE NEED TO FIND A CERTAIN ♪
831
00:41:56,845 --> 00:42:00,288
OKAY, GUYS.
832
00:42:00,288 --> 00:42:01,650
LET'S GO.
833
00:42:01,650 --> 00:42:03,521
♪ SOMETHING CERTAIN ♪
834
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:06,755
♪ TURN OUT THE LIGHT,
AND WHAT ARE YOU LEFT WITH? ♪
835
00:42:06,755 --> 00:42:10,198
♪ TURN OUT THE LIGHT,
AND WHAT ARE YOU LEFT WITH? ♪
836
00:42:10,198 --> 00:42:14,102
♪ OPEN UP MY HANDS AND
FIND OUT THEY'RE EMPTY ♪
837
00:42:14,102 --> 00:42:16,905
♪ OPEN UP MY HANDS AND FIND OUT
THEY'RE EMPTY ♪ ♪ MMM ♪
838
00:42:16,905 --> 00:42:20,639
♪ PRESS MY FACE TO THE GROUND,
I'VE GOT TO FIND A REASON ♪
839
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:23,672
♪ PRESS MY FACE TO THE GROUND,
I'VE GOT TO FIND A REASON ♪
840
00:42:23,672 --> 00:42:27,075
♪ JUST SCRATCHING AROUND FOR
SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN ♪
841
00:42:27,075 --> 00:42:31,780
♪ JUST SCRATCHING AROUND FOR SOMETHING TO BELIEVE
IN ♪ ♪ SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN ♪
842
00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:37,025
♪ YOU HAVE TOO MUCH ♪
843
00:42:37,025 --> 00:42:40,589
♪ AND SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME ♪
844
00:42:40,589 --> 00:42:44,162
♪ COLLECTING AND DISCOVERING ♪
845
00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:46,865
♪ IT'S NOT ENOUGH ♪
846
00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:51,569
♪ IT'S NOT ENOUGH ♪
♪ AND NO MATTER HOW... ♪
64004