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♪ IT'S SOMETHING UNATTAINABLE ♪

♪ THAT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ♪

ARE YOU MY GUIDES?

I'M ELI STONE.

ELI STONE.

I ARRANGED A TREK THROUGH THE RANIKHET TRAVEL AGENCY.

I'M GOING TO THE BASE OF THE PANCH CHULI PEAKS.

THAT'S A LAPTOP, SO YOU-- YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT WANNA...

I'LL--I'LL CARRY THIS ONE MYSELF.

THANK YOU. I GOT IT. THANKS.

♪ AND YOU'VE GOTTA FIND A WAY TO BE OKAY ♪

HEY, IT'S ME ELI.

I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY, BUT I'M A LITTLE UNDERDRESSED

FOR THE ALTITUDE, SO I PROMISE TO BE BRIEF.

I'M FINE. I'M OKAY.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

I'M JUST GONNA-- I'M GONNA WALK FOR A WHILE.

I'VE BEEN SITTING FOR THE LAST 30 HOURS, SO...

I'M A LAWYER.

I WORK AT WETHERSBY, POSNER & KLEIN

IN SAN FRANCISCO.

UNLESS YOU OWN A HUGE COMPANY

THAT'S SCREWED OVER A LITTLE GUY,

YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF US.

WOW. GUYS? GUYS, COULD-- GUYS? GUYS?

GUYS, COULD YOU-- COULD YOU TAKE MY PICTURE?

HERE, UH, THIS--THIS-- THAT LIGHT'S GONNA COME ON

WHEN IT'S READY TO FLASH.

♪ IS ANYBODY'S GUESS ♪

WHAT DO YOU THINK-- SUNGLASSES?

♪ YOU NEED TO WORRY ♪

NO, NO SUNGLASSES.

LET'S SEE-- LAWYER, SAN FRANCISCO...

OH, DID I MENTION I RECENTLY FOUND OUT I COULD BE A PROPHET?

YEAH, I WAS SHOCKED, TOO.

SEE, UNTIL RECENTLY,

MY BELIEF IN A HIGHER POWER WAS LIMITED TO WORSHIPPING

THE HOLY TRINITY OF ARMANI...

ACCESSORIES...

AND, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,

AMBITION.

OKAY, SO MAYBE I WASN'T EXACTLY SAINTLIKE.

BUT I DIDN'T MIND THAT

I WASN'T THE IDEALISTIC KID I USED TO BE.

I WAS TOO BUSY BEING THAT GUY--

YOU KNOW, THE GUY YOU SEE IN AN OFFICE

OR ACROSS THE RESTAURANT AND YOU THINK,

"THAT GUY HAS IT ALL."

HELL, I THOUGHT I DID.

AND THEN I HEARD THE MUSIC.

INSERT CAPTION. OPENING PARAGRAPH.

DEFENDANT BEUTEL PHARMACEUTICAL, COMMA, INC. , I-N-C PERIOD,

COMMA, SPACE.

OPENING PAREN, HEREINAFTER,

QUOTE, BEUTEL, CLOSE QUOTE, CLOSE PAREN...

PURSUANT TO RULES 26 AND 33 OF THE FEDERAL RULES--

PATTI!

THERE'S AN INTERCOM, BRANDO.

I SWEAR, IT'S LIKE WE WORK IN A CLEANERS.

DO YOU HEAR THAT MUSIC? IT'S BEEN PLAYING ALL MORNING. WHAT MUSIC?

THERE WAS MUSIC PLAYING.

I WAS WONDERING MAYBE YOU COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MUSIC I CAN'T HEAR?

FORGET IT. IS MY 2:30 HERE?

THEY'RE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

ALSO, THE FIANCEé CALLED.

TAYLOR CALLED? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

YOU TOLD ME NOT TO BOTHER YOU.

SINCE WHEN DOES TAYLOR BOTHER ME?

WELL, ALL RIGHT, I WAS THINKING OF ME.

OKAY, FROM NOW ON, THERE'S A MORATORIUM

ON DISCUSSION CONCERNING MY FUTURE WIFE.

THAT INCLUDES E-MAILS AND NASTY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

AND NOT TELLING ME WHEN SHE'S ON THE PHONE.

YOU TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF THIS JOB.

$60,000?

$60,000?!

SAYING THE NUMBER TWICE DOESN'T DOUBLE IT, YOU KNOW.

Y-YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ADD ANOTHER ZERO.

REALLY? OKAY. LET'S SEE...

$60,000 PLUS ZERO EQUALS...

WAIT... $60,000!

WHAT ABOUT $80,000?

HMM... NO.

WHAT? I'M--I'M...

WHAT IS THAT, LIKE AN ORGAN OR SOMETHING?

M-MY CELL PHONE PLAYS "ODE TO JOY,"

BUT IT'S ON VIBRATE. WHAT, THREE LAW DEGREES,

AND ALL YOU GUYS CAN TALK ABOUT IS ORGAN MUSIC AND RINGTONES?

LOOK, THE ONLY REASON I CAME HERE TODAY

WAS BECAUSE I THOUGHT BEUTEL WAS INTERESTED

IN FINALLY DOING THE RIGHT THING. MS. KELLER, YOUR CASE WAS ADJUDICATED

BY THE VACCINE COURT, AND THEY DETERMINED

OUR CLIENT'S VACCINE DIDN'T CAUSE YOUR SON'S AUTISM. WOW, EXCEPT FOR "CLIENT," "SON" AND "AUTISM,"

JUST ABOUT EVERY WORD IN THAT SENTENCE WAS WRONG.

FIRST, IT WASN'T YOUR CLIENT'S VACCINE.

IT WAS A PRESERVATIVE IN IT. IT WASN'T A COURT.

IT WAS A PROCEDURAL HOOP I HAD TO JUMP THROUGH

IN ORDER TO GET HERE. AND THEY DIDN'T SAY

YOUR CLIENT'S VACCINE DIDN'T CAUSE MY SON'S AUTISM.

THEY ONLY SAID I COULDN'T PROVE IT. YOU STILL CAN'T.

NO CREDIBLE SCIENTIST AND NO REPUTABLE STUDY

HAS BEEN ABLE TO PROVE A CAUSAL CONNECTION

BETWEEN MERCURITOL AND AUTISM.

THEN WHY IS BEUTEL

THE ONLY VACCINE MANUFACTURER WHO STILL USES IT?

YOU REALLY WANNA FIND OUT?

LOBBY BEUTEL'S BOARD TO MAKE YOU THE C.E.O.

YOU'VE GOT ABOUT AS MUCH CHANCE OF DOING THAT

AS YOU DO OF WINNING THIS AT TRIAL.

IT WOULD STILL BE A TRIAL, MR. DOWD.

AND EVEN IF THE JURY DOESN'T BELIEVE ME,

MAYBE EVERYBODY READING ABOUT THE TRIAL WILL,

AND MAYBE THEY'LL MAKE SURE

NOT TO USE YOUR CLIENT'S PRODUCT TO VACCINATE THEIR KIDS. MS. KELLER,

YOU KNOW THE FIRST THING I LEARNED ABOUT LITIGATION?

CLIENT'S WON'T KNOW IF YOU PAD THE BILL?

OKAY, THE SECOND THING.

LITIGATION IS ONLY ABOUT

WHAT YOU CAN PROVE IN A COURT OF LAW.

NOW WE CAN OFFER YOU $90,000.

I SINCERELY RECOMMEND YOU TAKE IT

AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE.

$90,000's GOOD.

HEY, THE MUSIC. D-DO YOU HEAR THE MUSIC?

YES! YES, I HEAR THE MUSIC!

NO, SERIOUSLY, THERE'S MUSIC PLAYING.

♪ WELL, I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE... ♪

GEORGE MICHAEL! THAT'S WHO IT IS!

GEORGE MICHAEL? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

HIS SONG... UH, "FAITH." OKAY, NOT TO BE A PRUDE, ELI,

BUT I'VE GOT A DEPOSITION AT 8:00 TOMORROW MORNING,

SO COULD WE FORGO THE ROLE-PLAYING THIS ONE TIME? I'M NOT--I'M NOT ROLE-PLAYING. IT'S HIS--IT'S HIS SONG "FAITH."

IT'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND ALL DAY. A SONG HAS BEEN FOLLOWING YOU?

SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T HEAR IT? ♪ OH, BUT I NEED SOME TIME OFF ♪

♪ FROM THAT EMOTION ♪ IF I SAY YES, WILL YOU COME BACK TO BED?

IT'S COMING FROM THE LIVING ROOM. I'M GLAD SOMETHING'S COMING!

♪ OH, WHEN THAT LOVE COMES DOWN ♪

♪ WITHOUT DEVOTION ♪

♪ WELL, IT TAKES A STRONG MAN, BABY ♪

♪ BUT I'M SHOWING THE DOOR ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪

♪ I GOTTA FAITH ♪

♪ BECAUSE I GOTTA HAVE FAITH, FAITH, FAITH ♪

♪ I GOTTA HAVE FAITH, FAITH, FAITH ♪

IF YOU BUILD IT, HE WILL COME.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY, NATHAN.

MM, YEAH, I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.

UH, IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, LITTLE BROTHER.

YOU HAVE CONJOINED BUTTS IN YOUR CRANIUM,

WHICH ACTUALLY, IT MAKES YOU A DOUBLE-BUTTHEAD.

LOOK, ASIDE FROM THE MILD CONCUSSION YOU GOT

WHEN YOUR HEAD HIT THE PLANTER,

YOU ARE IN MEDICAL TERMS WHAT WE WOULD CALL "FINE."

I-I CAN'T BE FINE.

GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN MY LIVING ROOM. THERE IS NOTHING MEDICALLY WRONG WITH YOU.

IT'S JUST STRESS. STRESS GIVES YOU PREMATURE GRAYS.

IT DOESN'T MAKE LEGENDARY BRITISH POP STARS

SING THEIR GREATEST HITS LIVE FROM YOUR COUCH. THIS IS TYPICAL BONEHEAD ELI.

THE SECOND YOU GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER,

YOU THINK OF SOME WAY TO RUIN IT. CALL MOM, WOULD YOU?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IF GEORGE MICHAEL COMES BACK? GET AN AUTOGRAPH.

ELI?

ELI?

ELI!

AND YOU SAY I YELL. THAT'S THE NUMBER FOR MY ACUPUNCTURIST--

DR. CHEN IN CHINATOWN.

HE'S A MIRACLE WORKER.

MY FRIEND VIV--

HE CURED HER TENNIS ELBOW AND CONSTIPATION IN ONE VISIT.

WELL, GOOD FOR VIV. BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT STUFF, SO...

FOR A GUY WITH AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS,

YOU SURE ARE JUDGMENTAL.

YOUR 2:00 IS HERE.

I DON'T HAVE A 2:00.

DON'T SPEAK.

DON'T SAY ANYTHING. PATTI!

DON'T SPEAK. IT'D BE AN EX PARTE CONVERSATION.

YOU'RE REPRESENTED BY COUNSEL. NOT ANYMORE. I FIRED HIM THIS MORNING.

THEN HAVE YOUR NEW ATTORNEY CONTACT ME.

IN THE MEANTIME, HAVE A NICE DAY.

PATTI CAN VALIDATE YOUR PARKING. I REALIZED YESTERDAY THE ONLY WAY I CAN WIN THIS

IS IF I HAVE AN ATTORNEY WHO PLAYS AT MATT DOWD'S LEVEL,

AND I THINK I FOUND HIM.

HE GRADUATED VALEDICTORIAN AT STANFORD LAW,

HE CLERKED FOR GINSBURG,

AND HE'S AN EIGHTH-YEAR ASSOCIATE AT A BLUE CHIP FIRM. THAT'S ME.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME. WHY--WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY CASE, MR. STONE.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I-I CAN'T SUE MY OWN CLIENT.

THERE'S AN ENTIRE CANON OF ETHICS PROHIBITING IT,

AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THEY CALL IT A CANON

'CAUSE IT COULD KILL ME.

BLAKE vs. ELKIN, OVERMEYER vs. FORDES,

AN ARTICLE IN THE 2003 "HARVARD LAW REVIEW."

YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET IS EVIL.

YOUR FIRM SETS UP SOMETHING CALLED A CHINESE WALL.

LOOK...

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SQUEEZE AN EXTRA 10 GRAND OUT OF BEUTEL.

NOW THAT'S $100,000.

THAT VACCINE MADE MY SON SICK, AND IT'S STILL ON THE MARKET.

BUT...

I...

I'M SORRY.

YEAH.

OH, WELL.

I HAD TO TRY... RIGHT?

BYE, ELI.

♪ BECAUSE I PLAY THEM, TOO ♪

♪ OH, BUT I NEED SOME TIME OFF ♪

♪ FROM THAT EMOTION ♪

♪ TIME TO PICK MY HEART UP OFF THE FLOOR ♪

♪ OH, WHEN THAT LOVE COMES DOWN ♪

♪ WITHOUT DEVOTION ♪

♪ WELL, IT TAKES A STRONG MAN, BABY ♪

♪ BUT I'M SHOWING YOU THE DOOR ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪

♪ I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I GOTTA HAVE FAITH, FAITH, FAITH ♪

♪ I GOTTA HAVE FAITH, FAITH, FAITH ♪

♪ BABY ♪

♪ I KNOW YOU'RE ASKING ME TO STAY ♪

♪ SAY PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY ♪

♪ YOU SAY I'M GIVING YOU THE BLUES ♪

♪ MAYBE ♪

♪ YOU MEAN EVERY WORD YOU SAY ♪

♪ CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF YESTERDAY ♪

♪ AND ANOTHER WHO TIED ME DOWN TO THE LOVERBOY RULES ♪

♪ BEFORE THIS RIVER ♪

♪ BECOMES AN OCEAN ♪

♪ BEFORE YOU THROW MY HEART BACK ON THE FLOOR ♪

♪ OH, OH, BABY ♪

♪ I RECONSIDER ♪

♪ MY FOOLISH NOTION ♪

♪ WELL, I NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD ME ♪

♪ BUT I'LL WAIT FOR SOMETHING MORE ♪

♪ YES, I GOTTA HAVE-- ♪

♪ FAITH, OOH, I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪

♪ I GOTTA HAVE FAITH, FAITH ♪

YOUR PLACE IS NOT THAT EASY TO LOCATE.

I MEAN, I'M NO MARKETER,

BUT A LITTLE SIGNAGE WOULD DO YOU WONDERS.

PEOPLE WHO NEED FIND DR. CHEN.

NOW "RELAH." "CLOH" EYE.

OH, RELAX AND CLOSE MY EYES.

YOU SMART. MUST BE GOOD LAWYER.

YOU SAY GEORGE MICHAEL HAVE GREAT MEANING TO YOU.

UH, I-I SAY GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN MY LIVING ROOM.

HE DOESN'T HAVE GREAT MEANING.

YES. YOU NO REMEMBER.

I NO REMEMBER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T.

YOU MUST MAKE PEACE GEORGE MICHAEL.

MAYBE I SHOULD CALL HIS PUBLICIST.

AH!

DR. CHEN HELP YOU REMEMBER.

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME?

NO, I...

WELL, H-H-HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE "FIRST TIME"?

I THOUGHT SO.

OKAY, WE NEED SOME MUSIC.

OH, MY GOD, ELI. YOU HAVE A GEORGE MICHAEL ALBUM?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A GEORGE MICHAEL ALBUM?

IT'S MY ROOMMATE'S. HE'S IN THEATER.

WHOA, I-I-I-I CAN'T LOSE IT TO GEORGE MICHAEL.

WELL, WE CAN JUST MAKE OUT THEN. OR IT COULD, YOU KNOW,

MAKE THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE... MORE MEMORABLE.

♪ BABY ♪

YOU'RE CUTE, ELI,

IN A GEEKY, LATE BLOOMER-ISH SORT OF WAY.

I'VE BLOOMED.

MM...

NOT YET, YOU HAVEN'T, BUT YOU WILL.

BY THE TIME YOU'RE THAT LAWYER CHANGING THE WORLD,

YOU ARE GONNA BE HOT.

♪ AND ANOTHER WHO TIED ME DOWN TO THE LOVERBOY RULES ♪

U.C.L.A., 1991. YOU WERE LIZZIE THEN, NOT BETH.

YOUR HAIR WAS STRAIGHT, AND WE HAD SEX TO GEORGE MICHAEL.

IT WAS 15 YEARS AGO, BUT IT WAS YOU. MY HAIR WAS NEVER STRAIGHT. I USED A FLAT IRON.

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 'CAUSE IT WAS ONE NIGHT,

AND IT'S NOT LIKE YOU REMEMBERED ME.

COME ON, ELI, WE WERE BOTH STONED ON POT BROWNIES

AND WE HAD A RANDOM COLLEGE HOOKUP. SO YOU JUST USED ME FOR SEX AND TOSSED ME ASIDE LIKE--

LIKE MOST GUYS WANT? I'M NOT MOST GUYS.

NO, YOU'RE JUST MOST LAWYERS. THAT'S NOT FAIR.

HEY, BEN?

BEN, THIS IS ELI. ELI'S A FRIEND OF MOMMY'S.

HE'S NOT, UH...

I--I'M NOT...

YEAH...

I WAS PREGNANT FOR 8 YEARS.

SWEETIE?

CAN YOU PLEASE SAY HELLO?

HUH?

SO YOU LIKE BLOCKS, HUH?

WORDS. THERE'S OVER 500,000 IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

WOW, THAT'S A LOT.

THEY SHOULD COLLECT THEM ALL IN A BOOK OR SOMETHING.

THAT'S NOT COUNTING NAMES. I'M COUNTING THEM WITH NAMES.

OH.

WHAT IS IT, ELI?

UH, COME BY MY OFFICE TOMORROW AT 10:00.

WH--YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE CASE?

NO, I'M GONNA BE GETTING FIRED

'CAUSE I'M GONNA REQUEST TO TAKE THE CASE. OH, LOOK, I REALLY WANT YOU TO DO THIS,

BUT NOT IF IT'S OUT OF PITY OR SYMPATHY. IT'S--IT'S NOT SYMPATHY.

UH, THERE'S OVER 500,000 WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AND...

THAT'S NOT COUNTING NAMES.

BEAR WITH ME, MR. STONE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IS THERE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM WITH THE CASE?

NO, THE CASE IS GOING GREAT.

THE SOLE EXCEPTION BEING THAT YOU WISH TO SWITCH SIDES.

W-WE REPRESENT CLIENTS WITH CONFLICTING INTERESTS

ALL THE TIME.

IS THAT THE JAPANESE WALL YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT? IT'S CHINESE.

WHICHEVER. IN THOSE SITUATIONS, THE CLIENTS CAN PAY.

MR. STONE, ARE YOU OKAY?

I'M FINE.

TOTALLY FINE.

MR. DOWD, YOU'RE ATYPICALLY QUIET. YEAH.

SORRY, I WAS JUST REDECORATING STONE'S OFFICE IN MY HEAD.

ORDINARILY, WE OFFER QUIXOTIC PLAINTIFFS

NUISANCE VALUE TO GO AWAY.

WE DID. STONE UPPED THE OFFER TO $90,000.

$100,000, ACTUALLY. SHE CAME BY MY OFFICE.

LET ME SEE IF I'M UNDERSTANDING THIS.

YOU HAD AN EX PARTE CONVERSATION WITH THE PLAINTIFF?

UH, WELL, IT WOULDN'T BE EX PARTE

IF YOU LET ME REPRESENT HER... SIR.

EXPLAIN TO ME, MR. STONE,

THE RATIONALE FOR UPSETTING A CLIENT OF BEUTEL'S MAGNITUDE

ON A CASE WHICH IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER LOSER?

WELL, BECAUSE, SIR...

IT'LL MAKE US RICH.

MORE RICH.

WE ALL KNOW THAT PRO BONO WORK IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS,

AND THIS CASE,

AS YOU SO CORRECTLY POINTED OUT, MR. WETHERSBY,

IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER LOSER.

THEREFORE, THE FIRM CAN REAP THE FINANCIAL

AND THE PUBLIC RELATIONS WINDFALLS

WITHOUT PUTTING OUR BOTTOM LINE AT RISK.

WHAT IS THIS I HEAR

ABOUT THE SEVEN HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE

ACTUALLY LETTING YOU REPRESENT THAT WOMAN? HER NAME'S BETH.

NOW ASK DAN TO GET ME POINTS AND AUTHORITIES

ON CHINESE WALLS, AND...

THERE IT IS AGAIN. YOU HEAR THAT?

WHO WAS IT THIS TIME, HMM?

CYNDI LAUPER? BILLY JOEL? THE GO-GO's? IT'S NOT MUSIC. IT'S, UH...

LIKE A BELL, A DINGING. DID YOU POSSIBLY FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS,

OR DID YOU START TAKING ECSTASY?

MAYBE YOU FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS BECAUSE YOU ARE

HIGH ON ECSTASY. WH...

HOLD ON!

ALL ABOARD! HOLD ON!

LET HIM ON.

COME ON, ELI! HURRY UP!

COME ON, ELI!

THERE WAS A VOICE THIS TIME.

I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS MY DEAD FATHER.

HMM. DEAD PARENT. DIFFERENT NEEDLE.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

MY FATHER WAS AN AIMLESS DRUNK

WHO RUINED EVERYTHING HE EVER TOUCHED.

HE'S, LIKE, THE LAST PERSON

I NEED TO BE HEARING FROM RIGHT NOW.

NO GOOD HATE DEAD PEOPLE. RELAH. THINK GOOD MEMORY FATHER.

DR. CHEN HELP UNGRATEFUL SON.

COME ON, ELI!

HURRY UP!

HEY, YOUR MOM TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR DEBATE TROPHY.

SORRY I COULDN'T BE THERE.

BECAUSE YOU WERE DRUNK AGAIN.

HERE.

A CELEBRATION PRESENT FOR WINNING THE TOURNAMENT.

IT'S THE PANCH CHULI PEAKS. THEY'RE IN INDIA.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THEM.

WE'LL GO SOME DAY.

"FOR ELI,

SO YOU'LL REMEMBER."

REMEMBER WHAT?

THAT YOU'RE MEANT TO DO GREAT THINGS,

THAT YOU'RE GONNA GO TO BEAUTIFUL PLACES,

SPEAK INSPIRED WORDS,

THAT YOU'RE GONNA HELP PEOPLE.

DAD, YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

YEAH. SURE, KIDDO.

HEY, UH, THERE'S ONE MORE STOP I GOTTA MAKE, ACTUALLY.

TELL YOUR MOTHER I'LL BE HOME IN A LITTLE BIT.

BEN WAS A DREAM INFANT.

HE BARELY EVER CRIED OR GOT FUSSY.

PICKED HIMSELF UP AT 10 MONTHS AND WALKED AT 12.

BUT AT 23 MONTHS, EVERYTHING CHANGED--

RIGHT AFTER I TOOK HIM IN FOR HIS 2-YEAR CHECKUP

AND HIS PEDIATRICIAN GAVE HIM

A BEUTEL PHARMACEUTICAL FLU SHOT.

WITHIN A WEEK, HE WAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT CHILD.

HE WENT FROM SMILING ALL THE TIME TO NOT AT ALL.

HE USED TO RUN AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE A LIVE WIRE,

AND NOW HIS IDEA OF PLAYTIME IS STACKING OBJECTS IN ROWS.

AND WHEN HE CALLS FOR ME, WHICH HE HARDLY EVER DOES...

HE CALLS ME BETH.

UH, YOUR HONOR... "HE CALLS ME BETH"?

MR. STONE, PLEASE APPROACH.

ARE YOU MR. STONE?

I FIGURED I COULD HEAR THIS.

AN OVERESTIMATION ON MY PART.

NOW I'M... WALKING AWAY.

YOUR HONOR,

WE BOTH KNOW THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVE IS FOR THE JURORS

TO IDENTIFY WITH MY CLIENT ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL. NOT MY PROBLEM.

MY DECISION TO LET YOU REPRESENT THE KELLERS IN THE FIRST PLACE

SHOULD'VE COME WRAPPED IN A BOX WITH A RIBBON ON IT.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU'RE DRAWING AN ANALOGY

BETWEEN YOUR DECISION AND A GIFT, YOUR HONOR.

AND NOW I'M WALKING AWAY.

BUT, MS. KELLER,

ISN'T A LEAP TO BLAME A VACCINE FOR BEN'S AUTISM?

THAT VACCINE CHANGED MY SON.

ONE WEEK, HE WAS HAPPY AND HEALTHY,

AND THE NEXT WEEK, HE WAS AUTISTIC.

WHAT KIND OF C.E.O. WOULD I BE-- WHAT KIND OF HUMAN WOULD I BE--

IF I ALLOWED MY COMPANY

TO USE A PRESERVATIVE IN ITS VACCINE THAT CAUSED AUTISM?

WELL, WHY NOT JUST GET RID OF THE PRESERVATIVE

JUST TO BE SURE?

BECAUSE THEN I COULDN'T MARKET THE VACCINE

AT AN AFFORDABLE COST. LOOK, I'M A PARENT MYSELF.

AND BELIEVE ME, NO LEVEL OF RISK IS ACCEPTABLE.

BUT THERE IS NO RISK BECAUSE THERE'S NO CONNECTION

BETWEEN MERCURITOL AND AUTISM.

BETH KELLER SAID

HER SON BECAME AUTISTIC ONE WEEK AFTER EXPOSURE TO IT.

THE TRUTH IS, NO ONE KNOWS WHAT CAUSES AUTISM.

AND IN THE ABSENCE OF AN EXPLANATION,

MS. KELLER HAS BLAMED MY COMPANY AND A PRODUCT

THAT HAS SAVED THE LIVES OF TENS OF THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN.

WE'RE GONNA LOSE, AREN'T WE?

I'M SORRY IF BY REPEATEDLY TELLING YOU HOW

WE HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINNING I GOT YOUR HOPES UP.

MAYBE SEAN WAS RIGHT.

MY EX--HE SAID ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD

WASN'T GONNA MAKE BEN BETTER,

THAT I WAS OBSESSED WITH OUR SON'S ILLNESS

AND I SHOULD GIVE UP. IS THAT WHY YOU GUYS SPLIT?

OURS WASN'T A LOAD-BEARING MARRIAGE TO BEGIN WITH.

BUT AFTER BEN WAS DIAGNOSED, THERE WAS JUST NO WAY.

I HOPE I'M INTERRUPTING SOMETHING.

WE'D BETTER GET GOING. COME ON, BEN.

WHAT A NICE WOMAN.

CUTE, TOO. IS SHE AVAILABLE?

I'M IGNORING YOU.

WHAT'S THAT? A "PLEASE BREAK OFF YOUR ENGAGEMENT,

I'M BEGGING YOU" PRESENT. IT'S AN INTERNAL BEUTEL DOCUMENT.

GEE, THANKS, PATTI. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

"...SUGGESTS A POSSIBLE CORRELATION

"BETWEEN MERCURITOL AND COGNITIVE DYSFUNCTION,

INCLUDING AUTISM."

THIS IS A STUDY.

PROVING EVEN THEY THOUGHT MERCURITOL MIGHT BE DANGEROUS.

PATTI, WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?

A PARALEGAL WHO WORKS WITH MATT DOWD.

I LENT HER MY TAMPONS WHEN SHE RAN OUT.

FIRST, EW.

AND SECOND, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

THIS-- THIS DOCUMENT'S ATTORNEY-CLIENT PRIVILEGE.

I CAN'T USE IT. I CAN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT.

I COULD GET FIRED AND DISBARRED AND KILLED,

AND NOT EVEN IN THAT ORDER. DON'T WHISPER-YELL AT ME.

WELL, DON'T TRY TO GET ME FIRED.

WELL, YOU'RE THE GENIUS WITH THE STANFORD DIPLOMA.

FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. GOD!

) ♪ WAS IT YOU OR WAS IT ME ♪

♪ WHO SAID THAT WE WERE ONE ♪

SO HIS FATHER AND I WENT OUTSIDE TO FIND ELI...

NAKED, COVERED IN FEATHERS AND CHOCOLATE SYRUP.

THANKS, MOM. AND THANK YOU, TOO.

OH, COME ON. I WAS 10.

JUST BE GLAD I COULDN'T FIND TAR.

THAT WOULD BE MY PARENTS.

AH! MM-HMM.

♪ I BELIEVE IN THE TRUTH UNSPOKEN ♪

ELI.

HI. MMM.

ELI.

MR. WETHERSBY-- UM... JORDAN.

SWEETHEART. MWAH.

MWAH. YOUR PLACE IS JUST DARLING.

HELLO, PRINCESS. HEY, DADDY.

HELLO. MMM. MWAH.

♪ AND I HOPE WE NEVER DIE ♪

♪ WELL, I HOPE THIS MOMENT ♪

♪ NEVER ENDS ♪

♪ AND I HOPE WE NEVER DIE ♪

YOU'RE A BRAVE MAN, ELI.

FOR GETTING ENGAGED TO THE BOSS' DAUGHTER?

THAT'S NOT BRAVERY. THAT'S STUPIDITY.

I MEANT TAKING ON THE BEUTEL MATTER.

I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE,

PARTICULARLY SINCE BEUTEL'S LAWYERS

HAVE BEEN DEALING FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE DECK.

IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE BEUTEL STUDY,

WHICH I SUSPECT YOU ARE, BE CAREFUL.

IT'S AN ETHICAL VIOLATION

FOR YOU TO BE IN POSSESSION OF IT. WELL, IT WAS A VIOLATION

FOR YOU NOT TO PRODUCE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE,

SO I GUESS THAT MAKES US EVEN.

IN POINT OF FACT, I DIDN'T HAVE TO PRODUCE IT.

AT LEAST, NOT AFTER ONE OF MY ASSOCIATES STEPPED FORWARD

TO TAKE THE PLAINTIFF'S CASE,

EFFECTIVELY ALLOWING ME TO SEAL IT BEHIND--

WHAT'S IT CALLED AGAIN? A CHINESE WALL?

IN ANY CASE, THAT'S WHY I'LL BE IN COURT TOMORROW.

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ENGAGEMENT.

IT'LL BE A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU IN THE FAMILY.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

ELI, STOP!

DON'T! DON'T JUMP!

PLEASE, ELI!

DON'T JUMP!

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LISTEN!

JUST COME DOWN, PLEASE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PLEASE!

LOOK AT ME! LISTEN TO ME! GET OFF. STEP DOWN. STEP DOWN OFF THE RAILING, ELI!

PLEASE, ELI! COME DOWN! DON'T!

♪♪♪

WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT, I REALIZED THAT I HAD, UH,

I HAD SEEN THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR BEFORE.

WE BOTH HAVE...

WITH DAD--HALLUCINATIONS, SEEING PEOPLE,

HEARING THINGS THAT AREN'T THERE.

JUST STOP ME WHEN THIS DOESN'T SOUND FAMILIAR. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHAT DOES THIS ALL HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR FATHER?

WELL, I'D ALWAYS ASSOCIATED HIS EPISODES WITH ALCOHOL,

BUT IT SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR

THAT HE WAS SUFFERING FROM SOMETHING ELSE.

THERE WAS JUST NO WAY OF KNOWING IT BACK THEN.

I TOOK YOUR M.R.I. TO OUR NEUROLOGY CHIEF,

AND, UM...

HE FOUND SOMETHING.

HE FOUND WHAT?

A BRAIN ANEURYSM.

IT'S ABOUT, UH, 3 MILLIMETERS IN SIZE.

WE WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND IT UNLESS WE KNEW WHAT TO LOOK FOR.

NOW INTRACRANIAL ANEURYSMS CAN BE HEREDITARY.

IT IS NOT UNCOMMON FOR THEM TO AFFLICT THE SAME OF THE BRAIN

IN A PARENT AND A CHILD.

AND IN THIS CASE, IT IS IN THE RIGHT CEREBRAL ARTERY.

ANY DISRUPTION OF BLOOD FLOW IN THIS AREA

WOULD ACCOUNT FOR, UH,

DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR OR HALLUCINATIONS.

UH...

WH-WHEN DO YOU TAKE IT OUT?

BECAUSE IT IS LOCATED SO DEEP IN THE CORTEX,

ACCORDING TO THE...

CHIEF NEUROSURGEON,

IT IS NOT AMENABLE TO SURGICAL INTERVENTION.

WHAT IF IT BURSTS?

IT MIGHT NOT.

NO, A LOT OF PEOPLE

LIVE THEIR WHOLE LIVES WITH ANEURYSMS,

AND THEN THEY DIE OF PERFECTLY BOR--

PERFECTLY BORING THINGS.

I'M SO SORRY, ELI.

I'LL LET YOU TWO TALK.

WELL, WE SHOULD PROBABLY MOVE THE WEDDING UP.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS, ELI.

YOU KNOW, VISIONS, THE ODD BEHAVIOR--

I COULD TAKE ALL THAT.

THE IDEA OF LOSING YOU AT ANY MOMENT...

ARE--ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?

'CAUSE I-I WAS JUST DIAGNOSED WITH A BRAIN ANEURYSM,

AND THAT WOULD BE REALLY BAD TIMING ON YOUR PART.

I AM JUST TRYING TO PROCESS ALL OF THIS.

OKAY.

ELI, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M LATE FOR COURT.

THE PLAINTIFF RECALLS ALAN COOKE.

WHAT'S YOUR CHILD'S NAME, SIR?

OBJECTION. EARLIER, MR. COOKE MENTIONED HAVING A CHILD.

HE OPENED THE DOOR. OVERRULED.

YOUR CHILD'S NAME, SIR? JENNA.

DID JENNA EVER RECEIVE A FLU VACCINE? SEVERAL, I'M SURE.

WERE ANY OF THEM MANUFACTURED BY BEUTEL PHARMACEUTICALS?

OBJECTION! OBJECTION!

HELL, NO. NOW WE'RE GETTIN' SOMEWHERE.

WELL, MR. COOKE?

I BELIEVE THE CHOICE OF VACCINE

WAS JENNA'S PEDIATRICIAN'S DECISION.

MR. COOKE, DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE MAN IN THE GLASSES

WHO JUST ENTERED THE ROOM?

THAT'S DR. VARGA, JENNA'S PEDIATRICIAN.

OR AS I PREFER TO CALL HIM, MY NEXT WITNESS.

NOW I'M GOING TO ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME, MR. COOKE.

TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE,

DID JENNA EVER RECEIVE A BEUTEL VACCINE?

NO, SHE DID NOT.

WAS THAT AT YOUR REQUEST, SIR?

YES. IT WAS.

WE'RE PREPARED TO OFFER $360,000.

SEALED.

NO ADMISSION OF LIABILITY. CHECK BY THE END OF BUSINESS.

I'M SORRY. NO.

NO WHAT? NO, I DON'T ACCEPT.

I WANT MERCURITOL TAKEN OUT OF BEUTEL'S VACCINES,

AND I WANT THEM TO SET UP A FUND

FOR ANY OTHER KIDS IT MADE AUTISTIC.

COULD YOU GUYS GIVE US A FEW MINUTES?

BETH, WHAT I DID IN THERE WAS A STUNT.

MATT'S GONNA GO BACK IN,

HE'S GONNA CLEAN UP THE MESS THAT I MADE.

NOW WE'RE DOWN TO SUMMATIONS HERE,

AND I'D HAVE TO GIVE THE ONE OF MY LIFE

AND GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FOR US TO HAVE A CHANCE.

BUT I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THEIR BRIBE.

IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE OFFER, YOU'RE GOING TO NOTHING.

NOTHING. WOW, YEAH. OKAY, YOU--YOU'RE RIGHT.

WE'RE GONNA LOSE,

BUT NOT BECAUSE OF MATT DOWD OR BEUTEL OR BURDENS OF PROOF.

WE ARE GONNA LOSE

BECAUSE WHEN YOU STAND UP TO GIVE THE CLOSING ARGUMENT,

THE JURY'S GONNA LOOK IN YOUR EYES,

AND THEY'RE GONNA SEE THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE.

FOR THE FIRST TIME,

I FEEL SORRIER FOR YOU THAN I DO FOR ME.

COME ON, BEN.

YOU ALWAYS SHOW UP NO APPOINTMENT.

DR. CHEN NOT JIFFY LUBE. COME BACK FRIDAY.

I WENT TO THE DOCTOR-- THE REAL KIND.

YOU WOULDN'T, UH, HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY NEEDLES

FOR AN INOPERABLE BRAIN ANEURYSM

I INHERITED FROM MY ALCOHOLIC FATHER

WHO I'VE WRONGLY HATED FOR 20 YEARS?

OH, WOW. THAT TOTALLY BLOWS, BRO.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ACCENT?

LONG STORY. WANT A BEER?

I GREW UP ON A COMMUNE.

FROM THERE, U.C. BERKELEY-- PHILOSOPHY MAJOR.

THERE'S NO FUTURE IN EXISTENTIALIST ETHICS,

SO I GOT INTO ACUPUNCTURE.

UNFORTUNATELY, NOBODY WANTS

AN ACUPUNCTURIST NAMED FRANK LEBAKOWSKI.

THEY WANT INCENSE, MYSTIQUE, A FOREIGN ACCENT.

YEAH, THEY WANT THE DR. CHEN.

THAT'S GREAT-- EVEN MY TREATMENTS WERE IMAGINARY.

HEY, EIGHT YEARS OF COURSEWORK IN HOLISTIC MEDICINE,

TWO YEARS IN BEIJING.

GIVE ME SOME PROPS.

NOW TELL ME ABOUT THIS LATEST VISION. AH, IT'S JUST POINTLESS.

IT'S ALL JUST MY DEFECTIVE BRAIN PLAYING TRICKS ON ME.

EVERYTHING HAS TWO EXPLANATIONS, ELI--

THE SCIENTIFIC AND THE DIVINE.

IT'S UP TO US TO CHOOSE WHICH ONE WE BUY INTO.

NOW SCIENCE EXPLAINS

THE ENLARGED VESSEL IN YOUR HEAD.

BUT DOES IT EXPLAIN HOW THE GIRL YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO

HAPPENED TO BE SUING YOUR LAW FIRM?

HOW HER SON HAPPENED TO SPELL OUT A MESSAGE TO YOU

WITH HIS BLOCKS? OKAY, SO WHAT WOULD YOUR DIVINE EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF THIS BE?

ALMOST ALL RELIGIONS BELIEVE THAT

THERE ARE THOSE WHO ARE SENT TO US TO HELP US FIND OUR WAY.

SOME PEOPLE CALL THEM PROPHETS.

A PROPHET. YOU THINK I'M A PROPHET?

LIKE MOSES?

GOD TOLD MOSES HE'D SEND A PROPHET TO EVERY GENERATION.

WHY NOT A LAWYER-- A HIGH PROFILE ATTORNEY

HANDLING CASES THAT GOT A LOT OF NOTORIETY,

THAT THE WORLD WOULD READ ABOUT?

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE GUYS AND ME

IS I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD.

SURE YOU DO.

YOU BELIEVE IN RIGHT AND WRONG.

YOU BELIEVE IN JUSTICE, IN FAIRNESS.

AND YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE.

ALL THOSE THINGS-- THEY'RE GOD, ELI.

AND THAT...

THAT'S GOD, TOO.

♪ 'CAUSE I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪ ♪ I GOTTA HAVE FAITH ♪

THE FIRST LAWSUIT

ALLEGING A CONNECTION BETWEEN TOBACCO AND CANCER

WAS FILED IN 1954.

BUT IT TOOK 30 YEARS FOR A JURY TO AWARD A SINGLE DOLLAR

FOR SOMETHING WE NOW ALL ACCEPT AS PATENTLY TRUE.

IS THERE PROOF MERCURITOL CAUSES AUTISM? YES.

IS THAT PROOF DIRECT OR INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF? NO.

BUT ASK YOURSELF

IF YOU'VE EVER BELIEVED IN ANYTHING, IN ANYONE,

WITHOUT ABSOLUTE PROOF.

THAT'S CALLED FAITH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

AND MAKE NO MISTAKE,

THIS IS VERY MUCH A CASE ABOUT FAITH.

IT'S ABOUT BETH KELLER'S FAITH.

SHE PLACED HER FAITH IN BEUTEL WHEN SHE EXPOSED HER CHILD

TO A VACCINE MR. COOKE WOULDN'T GIVE HIS OWN DAUGHTER.

SHE PLACED HER FAITH IN THE JUSTICE SYSTEM

TO HOLD BEUTEL ACCOUNTABLE,

AND NOW SHE'S HERE,

PUTTING THAT SAME UNSHAKABLE FAITH

IN THE 12 OF YOU.

I DON'T HAVE BETH KELLER'S FAITH,

BUT I DO BELIEVE IN SOME THINGS.

I BELIEVE IN PEOPLE.

THAT'S WHY I BECAME A LAWYER.

I BELIEVE THAT MOST PEOPLE WANNA DO WHAT'S RIGHT.

AND THE RIGHT THING TO DO HERE

IS TO REMOVE MERCURITOL FROM BEUTEL'S VACCINES.

UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR VERDICT...

CAN'T ORDER THEM TO DO THAT.

WHAT YOU CAN DO

IS AWARD BETH KELLER A JUDGMENT SO HIGH

THAT BEUTEL FEELS IT HAS NO OTHER CHOICE.

SADLY,

WITHOUT THAT VERDICT, I...

DON'T HAVE FAITH THAT BEUTEL WILL DO WHAT'S RIGHT.

BUT I HAVE FAITH THAT YOU WILL.

HOW MUCH LONGER?

UH, JURIES DON'T AWARD MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN FIVE MINUTES.

SO FOR US, IT'S THE LONGER THE BETTER.

ELI.

SOMEONE CAME BY THE OFFICE.

MOM.

YOUR BROTHER TOLD ME EVERYTHING. OH, I'M SO SORRY.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M FINE. YEAH?

YEAH. APART FROM THE, YOU KNOW, ANEURYSM. OH.

OH.

I HAD NO IDEA.

IT'S HORRIBLE TO THINK HOW MUCH OF MY LIFE

I'VE SPENT BLAMING YOUR FATHER

FOR SOMETHING THAT WASN'T HIS FAULT. YEAH, ME, TOO.

IT SURE HELPS TO EXPLAIN A LOT.

THAT'S THE COFFEE CAN! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

IT'S YOUR FATHER. IT'S HIS ASHES.

YOU KEPT DAD IN A COFFEE CAN?

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

I TRANSPORTED HIM IN THE COFFEE CAN.

I DIDN'T WANT

TO TRAIPSE A 10-POUND CHINA URN ACROSS TOWN.

HONEY,

HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS...

HIM.

IN HIS WILL,

HE EXPRESSED A DESIRE TO BE CREMATED.

HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THE ASHES.

HE SAID THAT ONE DAY, YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.

OF COURSE, I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE REQUEST OF A CRAZY PERSON,

AND I DIDN'T WANT TO BURDEN YOU.

BUT NOW...

I'M HOPING YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.

I THINK I DO.

JURY'S BACK.

THAT QUICK?

MOM, I GOTTA GO.

IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

I LOVE YOU. OKAY.

PATTI, TAKE MY DAD BACK TO THE OFFICE.

I AM NOT GONNA EVEN PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THAT.

GOOD LUCK.

YOU'VE NEVER WISHED ME LUCK BEFORE.

I NEVER CARED WHETHER YOU WON BEFORE.

I--NEITHER DID I.

HAS THE JURY REACHED A VERDICT?

WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.

IN THE MATTER OF BETH KELLER

vs. BEUTEL PHARMACEUTICAL INCORPORATED,

AS TO THE CLAIM OF PRODUCT LIABILITY,

WE FIND IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF...

AND ORDER THE DEFENDANT TO PAY DAMAGES

IN THE AMOUNT OF $5.2 MILLION.

YOU HEARD THAT, TOO, RIGHT?

'CAUSE I'VE BEEN HEARING SOME THINGS LATELY.

NO, I HEARD IT.

OKAY, WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

WE APPEAL, APPEAL THE APPEAL, APPEAL THE APPEAL OF THE APPEAL.

BASICALLY, RUN THIS THING OUT

TILL LITTLE BEN'S ELIGIBLE FOR SOCIAL SECURITY. THAT'S A NICE TRY,

BUT BEUTEL CAN'T RISK AN APPEAL

BECAUSE THEY CAN'T RISK THE PUBLICITY. SPEAK QUICKLY, MR. STONE.

$2 MILLION TO THE KELLERS, THE BALANCE OF THE JUDGMENT

GETS INVESTED IN A FUND FOR AUTISTIC CHILDREN,

AND MERCURITOL IS REMOVED FROM BEUTEL'S VACCINES,

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

WRITE IT UP.

WAIT, ONE MORE THING.

ELI KEEPS HIS JOB.

HE JUST WON A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR JURY VERDICT.

WE'D BE HARD-PRESSED TO EXPLAIN LETTING HIM GO.

YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IF I WANT YOUR GUARANTEE IN WRITING.

SHREWD. I'LL HAVE MR. DOWD DRAFT IT UP.

HONESTLY, I-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.

WELL, I THINK YOU JUST DID

WITH THE "ELI KEEPS HIS JOB" BIT.

THAT WAS NOTHING. YOU CHANGED OUR LIVES.

WELL, I THINK I'M GONNA

BE MAKING A FEW CHANGES TO MINE, TOO.

DON'T BE A STRANGER, OKAY? AND THANK YOU.

THE MAN OF THE HOUR. IT'S ALL OVER THE COURTHOUSE.

WHAT, THAT I'M BACK ON THE MARKET?

IT WASN'T EXACTLY MY FINEST MOMENT

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.

BUT I AM SORRY, ELI,

AND I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO,

AND I WANNA BE WITH YOU.

BUT...

BUT?

I HAVE TO GO TO INDIA.

RIGHT THIS MINUTE, OR...

ARE YOU FREE FOR LUNCH?

SO THAT'S MY STORY.

IT'S GOT SHERPAS AND GEORGE MICHAEL.

IT'S GOT CABLE CARS AND PROPHECIES

AND MYSTICAL CHINESE DOCTORS...

WHO AREN'T REALLY THAT MYSTICAL AND AREN'T REALLY THAT CHINESE.

I HAVE A FEELING THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING.

MOM SAID

YOU SPENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE WITH THESE VISIONS.

I HAD NO IDEA.

♪ THAT FILLS YOU UP ♪

I'M SORRY, DAD.

I'M SORRY FOR BLAMING YOU

FOR THINGS THAT WEREN'T YOUR FAULT.

MOST OF ALL, I'M SORRY THAT

I'M NOT THE PERSON THAT YOU SAID I'D BE.

♪ WE STUMBLE INTO OUR LIVES ♪

I'M GONNA CHANGE THAT.

♪ REACH FOR A HAND ♪

I PROMISE.

♪ WE NEED TO FIND A CERTAIN ♪

OKAY, GUYS.

LET'S GO.

♪ SOMETHING CERTAIN ♪

♪ TURN OUT THE LIGHT, AND WHAT ARE YOU LEFT WITH? ♪

♪ TURN OUT THE LIGHT, AND WHAT ARE YOU LEFT WITH? ♪

♪ OPEN UP MY HANDS AND FIND OUT THEY'RE EMPTY ♪

♪ OPEN UP MY HANDS AND FIND OUT THEY'RE EMPTY ♪ ♪ MMM ♪

♪ PRESS MY FACE TO THE GROUND, I'VE GOT TO FIND A REASON ♪

♪ PRESS MY FACE TO THE GROUND, I'VE GOT TO FIND A REASON ♪

♪ JUST SCRATCHING AROUND FOR SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN ♪

♪ JUST SCRATCHING AROUND FOR SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN ♪ ♪ SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN ♪

♪ YOU HAVE TOO MUCH ♪

♪ AND SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME ♪

♪ COLLECTING AND DISCOVERING ♪

♪ IT'S NOT ENOUGH ♪

♪ IT'S NOT ENOUGH ♪ ♪ AND NO MATTER HOW... ♪