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where is Alison you're gonna be late for
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pain relax Erin the restaurants right
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around the corner plenty of time Lee you
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have to go home and change first take
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the blue dress from my closet oh and my
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yellow sweater what is wrong with what
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I'm wearing they're going on a date your
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first date since you broke up with that
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don't say it
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He Who Shall Not Be Named thank you I
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just think you should look like you're
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at least trying this is so exciting
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why aren't you more excited because it's
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my first date since I broke up with him
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I'm just trying to keep expectations hi
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ladies sorry I'm late I was stuck on a
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call with advertising just explaining
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that the Richards record is a serious
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hard-hitting online news magazine that
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deserves respect but I am here now and
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my full attention is on my top two
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editors so they can pitch me new ideas
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for the next edition of bad date
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chronicles the foodie country black
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hard-hitting news magazine softer more
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human edge what have you got
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okay all I'm saying is I think you're
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overdressed it's our first day exactly
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you're setting the bar way too high with
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Brad she knows on the styles and trends
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editor for the Peters post I have to
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look good okay I can't show up wearing
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ratty jeans and a t-shirt hey I look
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good yet for the editor of the sports
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blogger Brad my two favorite editors say
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that's all your editors mom you have
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with you to actually mean it just don't
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tell that the season of the newsdesk
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might break your heart hey Milo don't
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you think that Connor is a bit
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overdressed for a first date no is the
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style guy yes looks Tosh otherwise he's
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the sports guy hey I still think you're
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gonna regret wearing those nice clothes
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think fast dude I've got an extra pair
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of pants in the car I will be right back
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and if you don't like those I also have
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two really good submissions for this
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week's bad day chronicles one is from
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Becky whose date brought his mother the
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second is Steve forgot to put his car in
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park and it rolled into the lake
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car on the lake that'll make better
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headlines that is so depressing do you
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know we need a true love blog to balance
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out your bad date chronicles true love
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we don't do fiction at the Richard's
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record besides nobody wants to read
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about happy people happy people don't
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get page views she's right Aaron not
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many people are into hearts and flowers
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anymore that's a girl going on a date
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tonight a date well I should really let
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you get going so you can go change see
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she's got a date with the stylin trends
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editor Aaron over at the Peters Post
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Peters Post do not get me started about
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Milo Peters no no I'm not going on a day
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like this why not
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because I look like a roadie for a hair
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metal band well maybe she likes music
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Connor why don't you just go home and
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change
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I can't I'm already running late the
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restaurants all the way across town my
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phone got coffee too it's flickering on
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and off sorry dude season one the desk
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can't her name's in my contacts why
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don't you just explain it to her when
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you get there you probably have a good
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laugh over it hey Brad she edits a blog
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called the bad day Chronicles okay so if
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I show up looking like this I end up on
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the front page the bad date coracles
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yeah do not get me started about Alison
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Richards
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you know who Milo Peter stole his entire
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idea from don't you you me I hired him I
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trained him I was his mentor he turns
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around stabs me in the back and starts
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the ridiculous Peter's post she still
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tells people I stole an idea for the
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Peters post like doing an online
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magazine some brilliant idea no one's
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ever thought of before I'm so late
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do not give this woman any ammunition
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for a bad day Chronicles please any more
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ammunition yep thanks boss feel better
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already do not reveal any of our
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company's secrets but get him to reveal
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his is it too late to get out of this
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date stop it'll be fine
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you won't end up on the bad day
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Chronicles
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what happened we're never going to
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believe this first he was late really
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late and he didn't call you know I was
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just getting ready to leave when he
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rushes up hey sorry look my car wouldn't
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start so I had to get a cab and race
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over here I thought he was a sigh
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lighted her he said something about
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coffee and switching clothes with his
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friend and that he tried to call me but
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it's only work for me Julian called
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Julian Peters post didn't make a
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reservation apparently not
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we had to wait at the bar for 45 minutes
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why don't you go someplace else because
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he said it was the hottest restaurant in
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town Oh typical trans editor once we got
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to the table things were okay because
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alright Lester I start with things going
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okay you know what I mean I didn't feel
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any butterflies but he was charming and
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smart it was going fine and then
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Maitre D' hooked me up love it oh man
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this is this is the best try this he set
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you on fire
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sorry in his defense he did go quickly
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mm-hmm look at it this way at least you
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can say you felt a spark yeah it's
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almost super fire joke sorry especially
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because I'm not even finish the story
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yet don't tell me it gets worse he left
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at first I thought he was in the
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bathroom or maybe making the call on his
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broken bone but he never came back so no
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yes I had to pay the whole bit you are
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gonna make him reimburse you reimburse
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us no I just want to dry off accept the
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fact that I'm never going on a date
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again and eat my body weight in ice
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cream I will admit this was not a great
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re-entry into the dating pool but on the
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other hand maybe this is an improvement
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for you
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the worst human who ever lived thank you
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how awful is it that being set on fire
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is actually better than my last serious
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relationship well at least now you have
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your own bad date Chronicle and aren't
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just editing other people's I am not
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putting this on the site yeah you are
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you're gonna crush every other bad date
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ever it's not competition airing it
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should be hey buddy
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that was the big day was a disaster why
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well I couldn't get my car to start so I
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had to take a cab and race over there
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Julian restaurant critic said he would
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get me a reservation at El tempo and he
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didn't Julian so we were at the bar for
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like half an hour why don't you just go
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somewhere else because I didn't have my
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car and I wasn't gonna ask her to drive
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and besides once we started talking she
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was smart and funny
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it wasn't bad when you're telling your
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buddy about the hot date you went on the
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night before you probably shouldn't
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include the phrase it wasn't bad yeah
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we're definitely not Harvard oh man this
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is this is the best you got try this she
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set herself on fire I'm totally freaking
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out I'm convinced that this woman is
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gonna press charges against me or
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something
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so I go to get her some paper towels and
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splash some water on my face
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you know that waiter probably would
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brighten up the picture shut up
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anyway managed not to hyperventilate you
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got locked in the bathroom then by the
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time I got how she was going and make
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things worse she pay me oh that's bad
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and I wanted to try to call her to
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explain everything that happened but my
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phone still isn't working so I just
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crashed and figured I'd deal with it in
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the morning
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corner trying to call you for an hour
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you guys see this everyone's looking for
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why because of how your date went last
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night how do you know how my date was
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the whole world knows how your date went
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last night Reid you showed up an hour
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late looking like you're just gonna
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playing video games in his mother's
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basement now we get calls from websites
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TV stations newspapers you've gone viral
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dudes you didn't even use my name I mean
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how my date with Conrad a lifestyle
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trends that are for an online magazine
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and it wasn't hard to crack the code
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guys what do I do
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change your name move to another state I
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have to try to talk to her you know
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convince her to take it down post a
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retraction or something excellent idea
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yes do that where are you going with you
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you were late for dinner and she sent
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herself about a fire to see what she's
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doing for
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Connor you have a lot of nerve he's got
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a lot of nerve she's one making up stuff
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about their dates and broadcasting it to
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the world for you his friend Brad who
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are you I'm her friend Aaron what does
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he mean I made stuff up what you wrote
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on your site that didn't happen I was
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there I was the one on fire remember
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yeah and I feel terrible about that but
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there were extenuating circumstances
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look I didn't use your name yeah but
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everyone knows it's me I mean this could
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affect my job my life my mother called
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me all the way from Ohio asking what she
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had done wrong to make me turn out like
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this
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really yeah I'm sorry I don't be sorry
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mrs. Foley it is not his fault you
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haven't heard his side of it yet well he
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has a cold on the Peters post maybe you
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should go see if the truth is trending
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oh no I don't you will maybe it was
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O'Connor it is time to fight fire the
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fire see what I did there
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funny very funny we'll just see who has
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the last laugh
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put something in there but how would you
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do is think about herself oh I can't
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believe he made me wait oh I'm on fire
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I'm not gonna say that and he didn't
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call to explain what had happened maybe
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he can't get good cell service in his
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mother's basement uh perhaps if she
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hadn't even time to listen to my side we
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would have a fun story to laugh about
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later but instead she jumped to
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conclusions so she would have a good
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story for her blog yeah that's that's
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good more that
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stop hitting refresh well hulls were
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gonna go Kiko something I think refresh
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oh he did not call you self-absorbed the
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handle came off the bathroom door well I
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didn't know that jump to conclusions
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well he has a point I guess no he
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doesn't he's the bad guy what he sayings
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true there is no bad guy you have to
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write a rebuttal okay I'm putting it
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into this right now
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hey um I'll see you guys later hi hey
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sorry to barge in unannounced no no no
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that's okay how'd you get back
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the receptionist read both our columns
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she's taking my side okay got it wants
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it
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sure okay listen I read your post you
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were actually a lot nice about the whole
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thing than I thought you would be I mean
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I called you self-absorbed and clueless
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I called you vain and I wanted to
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apologize for jumping to conclusions I
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should have let you explain that's okay
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you know and I wanted to apologize for
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well everything apology accepted
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great truce truce okay so I'm gonna go
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back to chronicling other people's bad
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days and we'll go back to writing about
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the latest trendy topic that everyone
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will forget about by tomorrow afternoon
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and we can both just forget this ever
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happened
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sounds like a plan to me okay well I
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better go okay thanks for stopping by
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yeah
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Hey how'd it go he was fine we made
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peace well you're a much better person
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than I am because I'm still ready for
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war nobody messes with my friends
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I've been responding to comments on his
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post for hours just to work out some
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aggression just let it go by can you Ken
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you're right
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absolutely right
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you've already open the laptop again on
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you yeah someone's like this bad date
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Chronicle girl needs to go on a date
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with a real man I guess I can't expect
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more from someone with a screen name of
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muscle man 1988 but maybe if you got out
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of the gym every now and then you'd be
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able to deal with real women instead of
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just clothes signed brief an 86
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in private chat
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okay single star 487 what do you want to
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save me
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foodie fan 88 I couldn't agree more
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men like muscle man 1988 give man a bad
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name yes I'm a fan of food - what's your
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favorite Italian Mexican Chinese all of
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the above
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Allisyn Richards still answering your
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own phone hi Alison
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trying to prove you're a woman of the
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people my love Peters how are things
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going over at that little blog of yours
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looks so little anymore
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one of our posts just hit 15 million
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views really I didn't know that many
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people in your target audience could
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read apparently about a million more
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than yours seems people are siding with
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my friends guy over your bad date woman
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no accounting for taste
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same old Alison beautiful but ruthless
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same old Milo the woman really fall for
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that kind of line you did once we went
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on one date and it was horrible it
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wasn't that bad I have had surgeries
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less painful is there something I can do
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for you Milo actually I was thinking we
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can help each other I'm listening
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it's obvious these posts are connecting
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people and I'm not gonna lie 15 million
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views is the biggest thing we've ever
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seen and I'm guessing 14 million is for
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you to they can either confirm or deny
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that you just did so it seems it's in
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our mutual best interest to try and keep
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this thing going
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what did you have in mind you want me to
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what go out with them again like a
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do-over a do-over
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okay come on let me get this straight
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you my boss want me your employee to go
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out with a girl for work I'm not asking
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you to marry her just go out for dinner
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with her once or twice wait woman twice
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let's make it three times you want me to
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go on three dates with you we look at it
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like public service your dates help our
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readers good or bad yes then you both
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write your respective columns you want
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me to review my date however it turns
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out good or bad besides Connor this is
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the kind of thing that can make your
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career I mean come on this styles and
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trends this is definitely trending we're
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talking national attention here you
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don't want to be editing the bad day
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Chronicles for the rest of your life do
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you I want to be a news editor serious
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content I don't see how this gets me any
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closer to that look you just happen to
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be talking to somebody hires editors
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she's expecting your call
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he'll call you
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thank you
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you are not going to believe this
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believe it are you gonna do it I don't
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know if I have a choice she can't make
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you got in a date with him three dates
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and yes she can she's our boss I mean
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obviously it loved my career to be
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bigger but I don't know if this is the
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way I want it to happen maybe it won't
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be so bad I mean you said you kind of
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made up with it right I only went over
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there because I was humans I never have
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to see him again you are such a creature
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of habit
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same coffee shop the same time and I'm
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guessing same coffee yep I don't come
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here every day Alison I worked with you
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for over two years you think there isn't
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a single thing I don't know about you
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what do you want my love well it's just
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checking in seen you if you're ready for
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a big date tonight oh not tonight
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let me guess you forgot all about it
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totally slipped my mind
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well maybe we need to make this a little
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bit more interesting for you then go on
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I'm thinking a little wager whoever gets
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the most post views wins wins what $1
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times a little tough over Peters toast
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it's symbolic because I think losing
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will drive you crazy no matter what it
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is okay you're on no interference what
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do you mean well it's in our interest
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with these states to go poorly but
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whatever happens happens we stay out of
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it
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deal so do you know where they're going
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tonight mmm it's a do-over date so I
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believe they're heading back to the
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scene of the crime it'll tempo and whose
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idea was that
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you know I like my dollar bill to have
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nice crisp sharp corners
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visit thank you enjoy your coffee I will
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you have nothing to eat well you invited
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yourself over you sure brought your own
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food which tie for what job interview
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have to go interview message stop
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how's that helpful just relax you know
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trying to be yourself you always know
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what to say
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okay look if absolutely nothing else
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just view this is like practice you know
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it's been a long time since Amy yeah
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well takes a while to get over having
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your heart stomped on but you're dating
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again so that's progress no no this is
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not a date Brad this is being forced by
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my boss to be out for dinner with a
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woman for work and you know what I feel
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cheap yeah okay that is a little weird
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but that first one that that was a real
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date yeah look how that turned out
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okay I'm ready wish me luck
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you don't need luck well thanks man I
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meant all you have to do is just not
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send someone else on fire it's kind of a
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low bar
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you know don't forget your rights a bad
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date chronicles very funny wish she had
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some food
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how do I look perfect little chilly
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though do you want to borrow sweater is
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fireproof right sorry never mind
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definitely I'm so nervous it's not even
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a real date I'm sure it'll be fine maybe
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you'll even have some fun fun on a date
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does it ever happen Wow she made a
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number on you didn't he who you know oh
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yeah
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holy book my heart
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actually it was more than that he made
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me feel like it wasn't good enough but
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you are you know you're amazing
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stop it you're gonna make my mascara run
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and you know how much I hate female
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cliches
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call me can you be rescued or you know
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if he wrecks the date on purpose thanks
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for that
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hi oh you're here
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you sound surprised sorry this is a
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little weird huh yeah very weird I mean
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I've been set up by co-workers before
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but this is ridiculous
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exactly yeah well shall we oh we have a
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reservation uh I sound a surprise again
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denied I heard it that time sorry yeah
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oh yeah see if our tables ready oh good
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evening sir how may I assist you hi hi I
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have a reservation for 8:30 Conor
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Michaels uh yes here it is okay table
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for two uh 9:45 p.m. no no no no I I
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made the reservation for 8:30
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no Simon see it was 8:30 it was moved to
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banquet by p.m. move by who
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well I'm sure I don't know sir
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ill tempo trying to take the day okay
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okay I see how it is
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hi what will take 2 min to the
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reservation to 8:30 private message from
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a single sir 487 what do you think with
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the recipe I'm not done yet
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the pasta is still boiling this is my
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family's secret recipe if you mess it up
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I'll never forgive myself for sharing it
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well then stop chatting me I can't type
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and cook at the same time
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you've got two hands
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okay thank you do you think they
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remember us
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I'm thinking yes so so I literally have
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no idea what to say right now
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me either I have a question can I ask
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you something sure did you even look
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don't take this the wrong way but did
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you want to do this this whole he-said
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she-said date thing well I mean I I
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thought it was a cute idea
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it wasn't your idea no I didn't mean for
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that to sound too inviting it's okay
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look it wasn't my idea Eaters my boss it
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was me it was all Alison see you didn't
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want to be here either
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no and I didn't mean to say that in
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Vatika well there look at that we both
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have something in common neither of us
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wants to be on this date and we both
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have crazy bosses you know what I will
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drink to that
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cheers Cheers yes you're in luck
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something just opened up in three months
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mm-hmm all right I'll talk to you may I
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help you sir what no no I'm good
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do you mind maybe just just a little to
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your left
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yeah yes I do mind
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not the only one who could talk on the
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phone while I was speaking my mo are you
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interrupting Liam Connors date no of
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course not really the maitre d obviously
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thinks you are what are you doing here
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what are you doing here protecting my
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investment from the lobby I'm surprised
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you don't have a table here I did they
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were supposed to be seated this early
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you change the reservation I don't know
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you're talking about what else did you
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do nothing
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00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:38,690
[Music]
547
00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:44,030
what did you do nothing
548
00:28:44,030 --> 00:28:47,250
[Music]
549
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:52,560
you look amazing by the way thank you
550
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:56,820
like the suit thank you it's Italian
551
00:28:56,820 --> 00:29:00,450
anyway I need to use the ladies room oh
552
00:29:00,450 --> 00:29:05,260
good because I have to go to the capital
553
00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:07,090
car for something in the car
554
00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:59,440
[Music]
555
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,400
so I guess we should do all the first
556
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,750
date stuff that we didn't get to do last
557
00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:05,960
time right right like we're from family
558
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,270
how long we've lived here type stuff the
559
00:30:08,270 --> 00:30:09,230
basics okay
560
00:30:09,230 --> 00:30:12,920
well I'm from sorry
561
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:22,550
I forgot to turn the ringer on right
562
00:30:22,550 --> 00:30:28,070
oh well I am from a sorry yeah I'm sorry
563
00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:30,130
I'm just gonna turn it off
564
00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:34,539
[Music]
565
00:30:34,549 --> 00:30:37,320
okay we should we should be good now so
566
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,150
you were saying yes I was saying that
567
00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:42,299
I'm from Miss - there's a call for you
568
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:42,990
the front desk
569
00:30:42,990 --> 00:30:48,480
really mm-hmm it's it's weird I better
570
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,030
take it go ahead
571
00:30:51,030 --> 00:30:58,650
right this way there you are
572
00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:04,400
Thanks hello hello
573
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:09,120
excuse me there's nobody there really it
574
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,890
was just a moment ago I said it was your
575
00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:13,169
brother and then it was urgent I don't
576
00:31:13,169 --> 00:31:16,770
have a brother I don't suppose he said
577
00:31:16,770 --> 00:31:19,110
his name was Brad did he he didn't leave
578
00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:32,340
a name excuse me so you need this date
579
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:33,710
to go bad - huh
580
00:31:33,710 --> 00:31:37,610
I'm on to you buddy
581
00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:40,470
[Music]
582
00:31:40,470 --> 00:31:42,400
call from her brother
583
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,970
mm hmm hmm I see I have no idea what
584
00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:47,130
you're talking about
585
00:31:47,130 --> 00:31:53,890
okay this Means War
586
00:31:53,900 --> 00:32:23,659
[Music]
587
00:32:23,669 --> 00:32:29,469
well this has been yeah just maybe we
588
00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:32,079
should I think so but hey look at it
589
00:32:32,079 --> 00:32:33,099
this way at least nothing burst into
590
00:32:33,099 --> 00:32:35,169
flames sir
591
00:32:35,169 --> 00:32:37,690
as requested our signature dessert
592
00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:42,639
dessert dessert yes
593
00:32:42,639 --> 00:32:53,169
cherries Jubilee I'm not a hundred
594
00:32:53,169 --> 00:32:54,819
percent sure but I think he might be
595
00:32:54,819 --> 00:32:56,199
trying to kill me
596
00:32:56,199 --> 00:32:58,329
I should check my will to make sure he's
597
00:32:58,329 --> 00:33:02,139
not a beneficiary wow this is worse than
598
00:33:02,139 --> 00:33:04,599
the original I didn't order that dessert
599
00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:06,729
this is so great okay why is it great
600
00:33:06,729 --> 00:33:08,919
because your version has twice as many
601
00:33:08,919 --> 00:33:11,019
hits as hers does we're winning it's
602
00:33:11,019 --> 00:33:14,069
totally worth the effort whatever effort
603
00:33:14,069 --> 00:33:16,869
it takes to build a company and hire
604
00:33:16,869 --> 00:33:19,209
brilliant editors like you guys and
605
00:33:19,209 --> 00:33:24,819
stuff well that was weird yeah he's he's
606
00:33:24,819 --> 00:33:26,499
weird in your plug
607
00:33:26,499 --> 00:33:28,690
you said I have no way of proving that
608
00:33:28,690 --> 00:33:30,489
she sets up fake calls to interrupt the
609
00:33:30,489 --> 00:33:33,489
date but if the bad day plot fits wear
610
00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:33,819
it
611
00:33:33,819 --> 00:33:35,589
you really think she had a roommate
612
00:33:35,589 --> 00:33:37,209
Peter the front desk oh and I don't know
613
00:33:37,209 --> 00:33:40,480
who else it could have been
614
00:33:40,490 --> 00:33:43,810
[Music]
615
00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:46,799
my Ruby wants to know why Conor hates
616
00:33:46,799 --> 00:33:47,220
women
617
00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,379
who's my Ruby one of the people
618
00:33:49,379 --> 00:33:51,480
commenting on your article why are you
619
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,769
reading knows everyone who posts on
620
00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:55,019
there is crazy but they're not all crazy
621
00:33:55,019 --> 00:33:56,789
well I'll tell you what is crazy that
622
00:33:56,789 --> 00:33:58,139
Conor really thinks I did all this just
623
00:33:58,139 --> 00:34:00,299
to make the day go badly I think the
624
00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:01,799
operative word and the title bad date
625
00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:04,080
Chronicles is back besides that's what
626
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,519
you said he did I know that's what he
627
00:34:05,519 --> 00:34:05,879
did
628
00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:07,369
maybe he's trying to divert suspicion
629
00:34:07,369 --> 00:34:09,869
this is ridiculous I went through all of
630
00:34:09,869 --> 00:34:11,250
that and he's still getting more views
631
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:11,909
than I am
632
00:34:11,909 --> 00:34:14,250
House I wasn't taking it she's ready to
633
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,169
explode if I don't find a way to get the
634
00:34:16,169 --> 00:34:18,119
pageviews up somehow I don't know what
635
00:34:18,119 --> 00:34:28,609
she's gonna do double or nothing
636
00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:32,080
you're on
637
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[Music]
638
00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:52,570
hi
639
00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:55,570
your officer you find you here I'm Brad
640
00:34:55,570 --> 00:34:58,090
Ponder's friend I remember who you are
641
00:34:58,090 --> 00:34:59,680
if you're looking for Leigh you she's
642
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,420
not here I'm not here to talk to Leigh
643
00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:03,490
I'm here to talk to you why cuz you're
644
00:35:03,490 --> 00:35:04,660
the one helping lead tank their date
645
00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:06,460
what are you talking about I haven't
646
00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:08,140
taken anything oh so that wasn't you
647
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:09,580
calling her a hundred times of course
648
00:35:09,580 --> 00:35:14,650
not their second date is tonight all I'm
649
00:35:14,650 --> 00:35:16,480
asking is that you just stay out of it
650
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,340
I'm not in it maybe you should stay out
651
00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:19,750
of it maybe you're the one making Connor
652
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:23,140
look bad look I know you don't like
653
00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:26,200
Connor but he's actually a really good
654
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:33,160
guy and he's been hurt okay his last
655
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,099
relationship was
656
00:35:36,109 --> 00:35:38,089
it took him a really long time to get to
657
00:35:38,089 --> 00:35:39,890
where he felt like he could trust anyone
658
00:35:39,890 --> 00:35:46,140
so just stay out of it okay
659
00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:50,070
li was hurt too so bad that she won't
660
00:35:50,070 --> 00:35:52,650
even let me say his name around her the
661
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,020
bad date chronicles isn't just a job for
662
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,330
her it's her way of feeling a little
663
00:35:57,330 --> 00:36:03,230
less alone I'm sorry to hear that
664
00:36:03,230 --> 00:36:06,960
I'm sorry too for him just let them have
665
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:29,339
their date okay
666
00:36:29,349 --> 00:36:31,569
I really need to find a new place to go
667
00:36:31,569 --> 00:36:33,160
for coffee when are you gonna let this
668
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,650
feud between us go when you admit what
669
00:36:35,650 --> 00:36:39,779
you did what did I do you know what
670
00:36:39,779 --> 00:36:42,430
start my own company want something for
671
00:36:42,430 --> 00:36:43,960
myself is this what you've been angry
672
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,190
about for the last couple years
673
00:36:45,190 --> 00:36:48,190
why did you come here Milo well I was
674
00:36:48,190 --> 00:36:50,440
rereading our blog postings both of them
675
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,460
and I was actually feeling a little bit
676
00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:59,609
guilty about what we did you guilty
677
00:36:59,609 --> 00:37:02,019
what is this being recorded for one of
678
00:37:02,019 --> 00:37:05,559
those prank shows awesome serious look
679
00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:08,410
our sites may not be New York Times but
680
00:37:08,410 --> 00:37:09,999
should still have some level of
681
00:37:09,999 --> 00:37:12,009
journalistic integrity do you think
682
00:37:12,009 --> 00:37:14,079
messing with the love lives of two
683
00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:15,430
innocent people for our own personal
684
00:37:15,430 --> 00:37:17,349
gains but as far from integrity as you
685
00:37:17,349 --> 00:37:24,539
can get I hate it when you're right
686
00:37:24,539 --> 00:37:29,410
so tonight the date goes how it goes
687
00:37:29,410 --> 00:37:34,380
good or bad we stay out of it freeze
688
00:37:34,380 --> 00:37:37,010
agreed
689
00:37:37,010 --> 00:37:38,820
you know you're beautiful and you
690
00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:46,820
compromise go away Joe your company
691
00:37:46,830 --> 00:37:54,070
[Music]
692
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,270
this is insane he's just gonna try to
693
00:37:56,270 --> 00:37:57,740
mess with me again like he did last time
694
00:37:57,740 --> 00:37:59,780
well then you mess with him first yeah
695
00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:01,220
but doesn't that make me just as bad as
696
00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:01,730
he is
697
00:38:01,730 --> 00:38:03,650
please you have to make a choice either
698
00:38:03,650 --> 00:38:05,960
take control or stay here and hide on
699
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,450
the couch our couch is really
700
00:38:08,450 --> 00:38:09,550
comfortable
701
00:38:09,550 --> 00:38:19,910
take control okay okay I don't know what
702
00:38:19,910 --> 00:38:21,590
you're so freaked out about I'm going on
703
00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:22,550
a date with someone who thinks I'm
704
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,050
trying to kill her she doesn't really
705
00:38:24,050 --> 00:38:25,460
think that she just thinks you're trying
706
00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:29,150
to sabotage your dates you know what
707
00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:30,800
maybe you should what why because
708
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,820
otherwise you're gonna end up playing
709
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:35,780
defense all night don't let her take
710
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:40,090
advantage of you like I can't me dead
711
00:38:40,090 --> 00:38:43,339
yeah
712
00:38:43,349 --> 00:38:48,630
you know what no more playing defense
713
00:38:48,630 --> 00:39:04,859
[Music]
714
00:39:04,859 --> 00:39:07,780
we're both late yeah we missed the start
715
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:12,250
in the movie okay so what's plan B well
716
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:13,450
I mean I was thinking we could take a
717
00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:18,270
ride on the lake a lake no no lakes
718
00:39:18,270 --> 00:39:21,309
maybe we could just get coffee Oh coffee
719
00:39:21,309 --> 00:39:23,609
ah a room full of hot liquids I think so
720
00:39:23,609 --> 00:39:25,990
but there is a bar around the corner of
721
00:39:25,990 --> 00:39:27,819
that has curio so I can embarrass myself
722
00:39:27,819 --> 00:39:29,380
in public no thank you
723
00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:31,630
I scared no I want to end up in the
724
00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:34,079
capstone so what are we gonna do
725
00:39:34,079 --> 00:39:38,339
maybe we just go for a walk or something
726
00:39:38,339 --> 00:39:44,900
a walk be fun okay
727
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,309
[Music]
728
00:39:47,309 --> 00:39:50,390
yeah
729
00:39:50,400 --> 00:40:22,700
[Music]
730
00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:33,680
Wow
731
00:40:33,690 --> 00:41:20,370
[Music]
732
00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:22,520
so how'd she get involved with bad date
733
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,390
Chronicles uh happenstance mainly I got
734
00:41:26,390 --> 00:41:28,490
hired to be a copy editor for the site
735
00:41:28,490 --> 00:41:30,110
but then I had this really really epic
736
00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:31,550
breakup around the time they were
737
00:41:31,550 --> 00:41:34,130
looking for someone to run the blog it
738
00:41:34,130 --> 00:41:35,690
seemed like a natural fit kind of few
739
00:41:35,690 --> 00:41:37,760
bad dates yourself huh I mean other than
740
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:42,260
ours more like bad relationships I kind
741
00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:43,460
of just wanted to forget about it you
742
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:45,800
know work on something happy and upbeat
743
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,870
but the site didn't have a blog puppies
744
00:41:47,870 --> 00:41:53,380
and rainbows so
745
00:41:53,390 --> 00:41:56,640
how about you and trends you know in a
746
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,170
way is the same thing I was writing a
747
00:41:58,170 --> 00:41:59,880
sports blog went to her a bad breakup
748
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,070
and just decided that I needed to write
749
00:42:02,070 --> 00:42:03,530
about something else
750
00:42:03,530 --> 00:42:06,660
why would I not tell you that she was
751
00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:09,170
the sportscaster of a local TV station
752
00:42:09,170 --> 00:42:12,300
continue this is home I call its buddy
753
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,160
Brad hooked me up with this gig at the
754
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,020
Peters post by telling that Meadow super
755
00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:17,760
trendy and cutting edge on all the
756
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,930
latest everything and you work no no my
757
00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:23,430
car was seven years old not in the same
758
00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:26,760
haircut successfully you know that's
759
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,260
saying fake it till you make it
760
00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:30,599
yes yeah well I was really good at
761
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:54,420
faking it so much I was just watching
762
00:42:54,420 --> 00:42:58,050
what are you doing here fifteen own
763
00:42:58,050 --> 00:43:00,150
views at stake here well we don't have
764
00:43:00,150 --> 00:43:01,740
to worry about that anymore these two
765
00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:04,260
are the most boring date ever gonna walk
766
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:06,660
and talk I mean come on this is not bad
767
00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:08,609
day Chronicle worthy what do we do we
768
00:43:08,609 --> 00:43:11,180
agreed not to interfere guess we did
769
00:43:11,180 --> 00:43:16,770
because that a would be bad yeah
770
00:43:16,770 --> 00:43:19,770
[Music]
771
00:43:19,770 --> 00:43:24,400
although I'm asleep a bad date is not
772
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,620
just in our best interest it's also in
773
00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:27,760
theirs come on
774
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,480
bad date means more page views which
775
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:35,950
means higher profile which means better
776
00:43:35,950 --> 00:43:38,170
jobs and more money for them could be
777
00:43:38,170 --> 00:43:39,880
their first step towards starting their
778
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,490
own online magazine you kind of owe it
779
00:43:42,490 --> 00:43:44,080
to them to interfere we are their
780
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,820
mentors and you know what mentors have
781
00:43:45,820 --> 00:43:50,340
integrity yes so what are we waiting for
782
00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:53,260
Alison what a beautiful when you
783
00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:54,700
compromise New York or just when you're
784
00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:56,800
devious let's just break up a date
785
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,800
please
786
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:59,329
[Music]
787
00:44:59,339 --> 00:45:03,130
Lee how does it feel how does what feel
788
00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:06,220
to be a winner your write-up of last
789
00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:07,990
night's date is outpacing the Peters
790
00:45:07,990 --> 00:45:11,349
post version by 30 percent we are gonna
791
00:45:11,349 --> 00:45:13,510
crush them on the next date yeah that's
792
00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:15,609
what I want to talk to you about I don't
793
00:45:15,609 --> 00:45:16,980
think there's gonna be a next date
794
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:27,010
why don't you have a seat what do you
795
00:45:27,010 --> 00:45:30,099
mean I mean he can't be that bad Kenny
796
00:45:30,099 --> 00:45:32,710
no he's not he actually seems like a
797
00:45:32,710 --> 00:45:34,630
decent guy and in between all horrible
798
00:45:34,630 --> 00:45:39,190
stuff we were having fun but Alison I
799
00:45:39,190 --> 00:45:41,349
think another date is gonna kill me Lee
800
00:45:41,349 --> 00:45:43,450
I haven't seen you in a whole new light
801
00:45:43,450 --> 00:45:46,109
since this all started smart funny
802
00:45:46,109 --> 00:45:50,310
talented wait how did you see me before
803
00:45:50,310 --> 00:45:53,349
honestly you were fine fine is fine but
804
00:45:53,349 --> 00:45:54,819
it's not amazing and since you've been
805
00:45:54,819 --> 00:45:55,900
sharing your stories
806
00:45:55,900 --> 00:46:01,869
you're an amazing really yes if he's not
807
00:46:01,869 --> 00:46:03,339
intentionally trying to make these dates
808
00:46:03,339 --> 00:46:04,720
a nightmare that I'm pretty sure one of
809
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,250
us has picked up an ancient Tiki
810
00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:07,869
necklace on a family trip to Hawaii
811
00:46:07,869 --> 00:46:12,550
because we are cursed that's funny I see
812
00:46:12,550 --> 00:46:14,819
big things for you at the richest record
813
00:46:14,819 --> 00:46:16,900
but can I write about something else
814
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,310
something that doesn't involve the
815
00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:20,020
threat of imminent death I'm sure you
816
00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:22,450
could but how are you gonna feel if you
817
00:46:22,450 --> 00:46:24,440
don't see this all the way through
818
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,380
relieved like a quitter nobody wants to
819
00:46:28,380 --> 00:46:30,900
be a quitter I know I don't
820
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:34,470
[Music]
821
00:46:34,470 --> 00:46:36,300
I don't think you have as much the state
822
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:43,960
units as I did you might be right
823
00:46:43,970 --> 00:46:46,950
thank you for the topically I look
824
00:46:46,950 --> 00:46:54,030
forward to you next right now
825
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:58,730
what just happened
826
00:46:58,740 --> 00:47:25,320
[Music]
827
00:47:25,330 --> 00:47:28,040
she thinks I said the boat I know but I
828
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,930
did not see boat I know but the boat
829
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:33,200
sank and so why was your girlfriend
830
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,240
she's not my girlfriend okay it's not my
831
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:35,720
fault
832
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,670
he's gotta be someone's fault but it
833
00:47:37,670 --> 00:47:39,290
shouldn't be me okay Lee's literally
834
00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:40,640
trying to blame me for every single
835
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,230
thing I did not break the karaoke
836
00:47:42,230 --> 00:47:43,820
machine and I most certainly did not
837
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:46,520
save the boat do you think your
838
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,920
girlfriend did stop calling her then I
839
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:49,640
don't know
840
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,500
okay it doesn't seem like her but you
841
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,880
can't all be coincidence I mean nobody
842
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:54,410
goes on three dates in a row like that
843
00:47:54,410 --> 00:48:01,010
so what are you gonna do about it where
844
00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:02,480
are you going go break up with my
845
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,390
girlfriend told you she was your
846
00:48:05,390 --> 00:48:17,059
girlfriend
847
00:48:17,069 --> 00:48:21,089
you're late I'm not late I'm varying my
848
00:48:21,089 --> 00:48:23,429
routine same coffee house same coffee
849
00:48:23,429 --> 00:48:25,619
just ten minutes later than usual
850
00:48:25,619 --> 00:48:27,569
I got a different grade - what's the
851
00:48:27,569 --> 00:48:30,029
same to me it's only half cap you are a
852
00:48:30,029 --> 00:48:32,910
mad woman totally out of control
853
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:36,269
anyway I was talking to Lee and she made
854
00:48:36,269 --> 00:48:40,380
an interesting point what's that that
855
00:48:40,380 --> 00:48:41,849
the stakes aren't high enough for me in
856
00:48:41,849 --> 00:48:43,739
this little competition we have going on
857
00:48:43,739 --> 00:48:51,809
okay what were you thinking your
858
00:48:51,809 --> 00:48:54,089
business card I don't think that's worth
859
00:48:54,089 --> 00:48:55,739
the four dollars or double or nothing
860
00:48:55,739 --> 00:48:59,059
that is up to the card the business I
861
00:48:59,059 --> 00:49:01,169
was doing a little research
862
00:49:01,169 --> 00:49:04,169
the Richards record has women 18 to 49
863
00:49:04,169 --> 00:49:07,439
Peter's post has met separately we do
864
00:49:07,439 --> 00:49:13,600
find together we could be amazing
865
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:21,130
wants to merge yes as partners that's
866
00:49:21,130 --> 00:49:23,980
where the wager comes in we get more
867
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:27,250
hits on the next day post you work for
868
00:49:27,250 --> 00:49:31,000
me if you get more hits that work for
869
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:38,040
you serious fairies
870
00:49:38,050 --> 00:49:53,000
[Music]
871
00:49:53,010 --> 00:49:55,540
but I can't believe you think I'm that
872
00:49:55,540 --> 00:49:57,280
much of a monster do you mind
873
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:02,500
I I work here what are you talking about
874
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,060
your bad day Chronicle where you called
875
00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:06,040
me a sociopath I did not think you may
876
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,200
as well have I mean sabotage food
877
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,180
tampering maritime disasters if I wasn't
878
00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:11,500
so offended I would be impressed that
879
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:13,120
you thought I had that much power so
880
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,280
what you just expect me to believe all
881
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,990
this was just happenstance no I don't
882
00:50:16,990 --> 00:50:18,970
think that at all so I'm the sociopath
883
00:50:18,970 --> 00:50:20,290
well if the straightjacket fits it
884
00:50:20,290 --> 00:50:21,760
wasn't me it wasn't me either
885
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,470
if it wasn't you and it wasn't me then
886
00:50:23,470 --> 00:50:31,440
who was it oh great god that's my boss
887
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,960
that's my boss wait a minute that's Milo
888
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,980
Peters yes Richard yes what did he do
889
00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:43,920
any other
890
00:50:43,930 --> 00:50:52,170
[Music]
891
00:50:52,170 --> 00:50:57,610
rad Aaron what are you doing here I'm
892
00:50:57,610 --> 00:51:01,330
meeting someone beat you go wait let me
893
00:51:01,330 --> 00:51:03,490
go away I mean you're going to ruin it
894
00:51:03,490 --> 00:51:05,320
how am I gonna ruin it I don't know I'm
895
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,120
sure you'll find a way well then maybe
896
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,460
you should go I'm not leaving I'm not
897
00:51:09,460 --> 00:51:23,660
either red shirt single surfer 40-pin no
898
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:26,990
[Music]
899
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,960
it makes so much sense I was feeling so
900
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,250
inept yes
901
00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:35,080
like I not only forgot how to day but I
902
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,660
was actually really bad at it like
903
00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:39,160
bodily harm back I know I mean I
904
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:40,840
realized I shouldn't wrap up my sense of
905
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,120
self-worth and this stereotypical guy
906
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,650
thing of how women respond to me on
907
00:51:44,650 --> 00:51:46,990
dates but but it wasn't us it was them
908
00:51:46,990 --> 00:51:48,970
yeah you know what they're the
909
00:51:48,970 --> 00:51:51,550
sociopaths they sank our boat they lit
910
00:51:51,550 --> 00:51:54,040
me on fire twice once I mean the first
911
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,270
time was before they got involved but
912
00:51:57,270 --> 00:52:01,800
anyway that works for me
913
00:52:01,810 --> 00:52:04,070
so what are we gonna do we were supposed
914
00:52:04,070 --> 00:52:05,540
to go on a date this weekend yeah it's
915
00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:06,800
supposed to be our last date and frankly
916
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,120
I don't think I want to know what they
917
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,100
have in mind for a grand finale yeah
918
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:11,810
that's definitely not gonna end well for
919
00:52:11,810 --> 00:52:18,890
us yeah you know unless they can't mess
920
00:52:18,890 --> 00:52:19,910
with our date if they don't know when
921
00:52:19,910 --> 00:52:21,590
that's happening
922
00:52:21,590 --> 00:52:24,470
but they already do not for changing oh
923
00:52:24,470 --> 00:52:32,660
well like it change it's wet right now
924
00:52:32,670 --> 00:52:34,890
let's do it let's just go let's go blow
925
00:52:34,890 --> 00:52:36,359
off the rest of work go completely off
926
00:52:36,359 --> 00:52:39,480
the record redo all of our bad dates and
927
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,230
make them good
928
00:52:40,230 --> 00:52:42,089
you know just prove to ourselves that
929
00:52:42,089 --> 00:52:45,580
we're not bad date chronicles material
930
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:51,270
let's do it perfect
931
00:52:51,280 --> 00:53:09,520
[Music]
932
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:14,020
did you know no why then I was me that
933
00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:16,780
she was me the one you were checked you
934
00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:18,580
know what I mean no like we talked about
935
00:53:18,580 --> 00:53:20,260
Lea and Connor States and you never said
936
00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:22,390
anything about knowing them I wanted to
937
00:53:22,390 --> 00:53:24,220
know what you really thought then I
938
00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:26,350
figured if you knew I knew her you'd
939
00:53:26,350 --> 00:53:29,880
censor your answers yeah me too
940
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:35,020
but you defended Lea online I didn't
941
00:53:35,020 --> 00:53:36,220
want to admit that I thought my friend
942
00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:40,170
was being lame something like that
943
00:53:40,170 --> 00:53:42,130
everybody both sides of it but I thought
944
00:53:42,130 --> 00:53:43,990
Li was making a better case don't tell
945
00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:44,560
her I said that
946
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,470
I won't so why didn't you say anything
947
00:53:47,470 --> 00:53:48,420
on our chance
948
00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:51,340
because I'm her friend it's in a job
949
00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:57,750
description to defend her I get it now
950
00:53:57,750 --> 00:54:00,580
because as much as I may have liked
951
00:54:00,580 --> 00:54:04,750
single-server you in person husband yeah
952
00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,660
feeling's mutual
953
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:11,810
well guess that's that then
954
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:18,309
I guess up
955
00:54:18,319 --> 00:54:21,499
no way seriously when I was a kid I
956
00:54:21,499 --> 00:54:23,420
wanted to be the Governor of Ohio not
957
00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:25,519
the president no no that's too scary I
958
00:54:25,519 --> 00:54:27,529
mean but the president you have to deal
959
00:54:27,529 --> 00:54:28,969
with things like war with the governor
960
00:54:28,969 --> 00:54:31,039
get off cool stuff the president does
961
00:54:31,039 --> 00:54:33,079
like a car and the bodyguards and well
962
00:54:33,079 --> 00:54:34,489
code name but you don't have to worry
963
00:54:34,489 --> 00:54:35,690
about whether or not Michigan's gonna
964
00:54:35,690 --> 00:54:37,849
attack that's a good point what about
965
00:54:37,849 --> 00:54:38,690
you would you want to be when you grow
966
00:54:38,690 --> 00:54:41,180
up oh I did the little girl trifecta
967
00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:44,059
princess ballerina or a doggy doctor
968
00:54:44,059 --> 00:54:45,979
nice mmm yes but unfortunately I
969
00:54:45,979 --> 00:54:47,749
realized I wasn't born into royalty I
970
00:54:47,749 --> 00:54:49,670
have two left feet and our dog skipper
971
00:54:49,670 --> 00:54:52,400
didn't go live on a farm upstate bloom
972
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:53,329
is off the rose on all of them
973
00:54:53,329 --> 00:54:55,759
understandable hey can I ask you
974
00:54:55,759 --> 00:54:56,329
something
975
00:54:56,329 --> 00:55:01,730
yeah of course
976
00:55:01,740 --> 00:55:04,349
if our first date hadn't crashed in Bern
977
00:55:04,349 --> 00:55:06,830
I see what you did there
978
00:55:06,830 --> 00:55:09,800
would you want to go out with me again I
979
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:14,599
think so okay
980
00:55:14,599 --> 00:55:17,849
why because I thought you were a nice
981
00:55:17,849 --> 00:55:18,980
guy
982
00:55:18,980 --> 00:55:21,119
despite everything that happened I
983
00:55:21,119 --> 00:55:22,230
couldn't stop thinking that you were
984
00:55:22,230 --> 00:55:26,700
nice I I didn't get a lot of nice with
985
00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:30,720
my ex-boyfriend so nice was a nice
986
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:33,420
change of pace well you know I was
987
00:55:33,420 --> 00:55:34,560
relieved when I thought I'd never have
988
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:39,300
to see you again but I mean listen I was
989
00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:43,380
I was disappointed you know like I was
990
00:55:43,380 --> 00:55:46,410
missing out on something special
991
00:55:46,410 --> 00:55:50,760
oh it's been a long time since I felt
992
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,670
that way you know it's been over an hour
993
00:55:53,670 --> 00:55:55,440
and nothing horrible has happened
994
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:59,370
no don't don't jinx it
995
00:55:59,370 --> 00:56:05,029
hazards everywhere
996
00:56:05,039 --> 00:56:07,990
there's no way this could work our best
997
00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:10,000
friends hate each other you and I hate
998
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,490
each other I don't know about hey oh we
999
00:56:12,490 --> 00:56:14,980
certainly don't like each other before t
1000
00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:18,910
found a single surfer dude I mean I
1001
00:56:18,910 --> 00:56:22,360
think they do I do
1002
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,430
[Music]
1003
00:56:24,430 --> 00:56:28,180
that's not real life that's bits and
1004
00:56:28,180 --> 00:56:31,210
bytes and data and hiding behind
1005
00:56:31,210 --> 00:56:36,870
personas that aren't who we really are
1006
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:40,150
and even if they were we don't know if
1007
00:56:40,150 --> 00:56:47,980
they could have worked
1008
00:56:47,990 --> 00:56:52,720
so
1009
00:56:52,730 --> 00:56:56,630
[Music]
1010
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:01,330
I'm gonna go yeah meet you
1011
00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:03,810
[Music]
1012
00:57:03,810 --> 00:57:07,420
for the record I think a single surfer
1013
00:57:07,420 --> 00:57:11,180
and foodie fan would have made
1014
00:57:11,190 --> 00:58:23,730
[Music]
1015
00:58:23,730 --> 00:58:26,859
how's the Richards working late as usual
1016
00:58:26,859 --> 00:58:28,930
just making sure that everything is in
1017
00:58:28,930 --> 00:58:30,160
order for when you come work at the
1018
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,170
Richards record what a coincidence I was
1019
00:58:32,170 --> 00:58:33,700
just figuring out where you're gonna sit
1020
00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:35,230
when you come to work at the Peters post
1021
00:58:35,230 --> 00:58:39,070
I do enjoy our little chats so we're
1022
00:58:39,070 --> 00:58:41,140
really gonna do this merge our two
1023
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:43,390
companies I've run the numbers ten times
1024
00:58:43,390 --> 00:58:44,650
and I keep coming up with the same
1025
00:58:44,650 --> 00:58:46,599
answer we're better together than we are
1026
00:58:46,599 --> 00:58:48,910
apart we always were are you really
1027
00:58:48,910 --> 00:58:52,000
ready to let this go I've been doing
1028
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,460
this a long time I started this blog
1029
00:58:54,460 --> 00:58:55,869
before people really knew what a blog
1030
00:58:55,869 --> 00:58:59,710
was it's been my life I know I was there
1031
00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:01,420
every day and I saw how important it is
1032
00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:05,140
to you yes it is but when Lee told me
1033
00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:06,310
that the stakes weren't high enough for
1034
00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:10,570
me I realized she was right things
1035
00:59:10,570 --> 00:59:14,140
around here have been routine well you
1036
00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:16,000
switched a half-caf when the thought of
1037
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,470
betting Richards record first popped
1038
00:59:17,470 --> 00:59:18,190
into my mind
1039
00:59:18,190 --> 00:59:20,440
my first thought wasn't that's
1040
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,400
ridiculous
1041
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:26,970
it was why doesn't that sound ridiculous
1042
00:59:26,970 --> 00:59:29,610
I wouldn't have made this bad leaf on
1043
00:59:29,610 --> 00:59:31,680
some level at least I wasn't prepared to
1044
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:36,540
lose okay but I am gonna win okay
1045
00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:37,830
and how are you gonna feel when that
1046
00:59:37,830 --> 00:59:40,950
happens well let's just say you're not
1047
00:59:40,950 --> 00:59:42,270
the only one looking for a little change
1048
00:59:42,270 --> 00:59:46,050
in routine so I guess we should talk
1049
00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:50,000
about logistics absolutely
1050
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:56,079
[Music]
1051
00:59:56,089 --> 00:59:59,099
well here we are
1052
00:59:59,099 --> 01:00:01,199
you want me to escort you home ah my
1053
01:00:01,199 --> 01:00:04,439
car's here so I could give you a ride oh
1054
01:00:04,439 --> 01:00:09,359
no it's good I drove here I'm good I had
1055
01:00:09,359 --> 01:00:12,790
a great time so tonight
1056
01:00:12,790 --> 01:00:16,260
so the dates officially over right right
1057
01:00:16,260 --> 01:00:22,950
so that means what we're not bad dates
1058
01:00:22,950 --> 01:00:26,380
yeah buddy then pack it around in your
1059
01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:35,560
face so I I have an idea
1060
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:37,750
okay I know this date was for us not our
1061
01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:40,060
blogs but it was a really good day
1062
01:00:40,060 --> 01:00:44,080
it was wasn't it and you think we should
1063
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:44,980
tell people about it
1064
01:00:44,980 --> 01:00:48,400
yeah I would love for people to read
1065
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,090
about a good day for once
1066
01:00:51,090 --> 01:00:52,620
yeah let's write it up tonight and turn
1067
01:00:52,620 --> 01:00:54,930
in first thing tomorrow great I can't
1068
01:00:54,930 --> 01:00:55,500
wait to read it
1069
01:00:55,500 --> 01:01:00,960
me too well good night
1070
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:05,859
you know
1071
01:01:05,869 --> 01:01:08,309
if we write about tonight's date that
1072
01:01:08,309 --> 01:01:11,099
means it was for work I want our first
1073
01:01:11,099 --> 01:01:16,349
kiss to be a real date so we get a real
1074
01:01:16,349 --> 01:01:19,859
date oh you're so good at it they wasted
1075
01:01:19,859 --> 01:01:29,750
all that dating talent not too good man
1076
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:40,000
[Music]
1077
01:01:40,010 --> 01:01:42,540
okay we're never gonna believe the
1078
01:01:42,540 --> 01:01:44,430
incredible day I have had seriously it's
1079
01:01:44,430 --> 01:01:47,210
like I've lost all my bad dating Karma
1080
01:01:47,210 --> 01:01:50,610
Aaron what's wrong I think I found all
1081
01:01:50,610 --> 01:01:53,280
your bad day in karma Oh No what
1082
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:53,970
happened
1083
01:01:53,970 --> 01:01:56,940
Aaron please Aaron your mystery
1084
01:01:56,940 --> 01:01:58,620
Internet's only was the woman who kind
1085
01:01:58,620 --> 01:02:04,080
of 18 that's the one I'm sorry man what
1086
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,690
I'm gonna do I can't do anything we'd
1087
01:02:06,690 --> 01:02:08,940
obviously never work out but you said
1088
01:02:08,940 --> 01:02:10,560
you were hitting it off online that was
1089
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:11,880
before I knew who he really was
1090
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,830
I just wish there was some way I could
1091
01:02:13,830 --> 01:02:18,840
show her who I really am enough about me
1092
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,470
though how things go with Leigh
1093
01:02:21,470 --> 01:02:23,700
incredible we had the best time
1094
01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:25,650
really really it's amazing how much
1095
01:02:25,650 --> 01:02:27,360
easier dating someone is when you don't
1096
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,510
know crazy people try to mess it up
1097
01:02:29,510 --> 01:02:32,370
Milo Peters and Alison Richards together
1098
01:02:32,370 --> 01:02:34,860
I thought they hated each other well
1099
01:02:34,860 --> 01:02:36,060
apparently they had one thing in common
1100
01:02:36,060 --> 01:02:38,130
greed you know our post about our
1101
01:02:38,130 --> 01:02:39,570
horrible dates we've been getting huge
1102
01:02:39,570 --> 01:02:40,890
numbers so it made sense that they
1103
01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:43,680
wanted more so what are you gonna do we
1104
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,510
are gonna give them what they want third
1105
01:02:45,510 --> 01:02:55,380
date okay where do I start I'm sorry oh
1106
01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:57,540
you don't have to apologize no I I meant
1107
01:02:57,540 --> 01:02:59,550
you you're sorry for intentionally
1108
01:02:59,550 --> 01:03:00,390
ruining our dates
1109
01:03:00,390 --> 01:03:06,180
um yes Alison your bad date chronicles
1110
01:03:06,180 --> 01:03:08,130
have generated millions of hits as far
1111
01:03:08,130 --> 01:03:09,930
as revenue I don't even think our
1112
01:03:09,930 --> 01:03:11,490
accounting department has ever been
1113
01:03:11,490 --> 01:03:14,190
asked to count that high so no I won't
1114
01:03:14,190 --> 01:03:15,750
apologize for making something popular
1115
01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,340
and successful even if it meant I got
1116
01:03:17,340 --> 01:03:19,110
hurt in the process how did you get hurt
1117
01:03:19,110 --> 01:03:21,780
I was on fire oh you really need to let
1118
01:03:21,780 --> 01:03:24,720
that go leave everybody else has well
1119
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,400
it's over now you have your final date
1120
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,440
peace I have fulfilled my duties I can't
1121
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:31,080
print this why not it's easy to get
1122
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,400
distracted by the things that don't
1123
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:33,210
really matter
1124
01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:35,010
but that's what makes it all the more
1125
01:03:35,010 --> 01:03:37,290
exciting when you can see past those
1126
01:03:37,290 --> 01:03:39,030
distractions to find the real person
1127
01:03:39,030 --> 01:03:43,290
standing behind them nah I every already
1128
01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:45,440
pitched the love stories blog remember
1129
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,840
we don't do fiction it's not fiction
1130
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,660
that was our date you prefer that I make
1131
01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:53,700
something up say we had a horrible time
1132
01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:56,070
and there was like a shake of locusts or
1133
01:03:56,070 --> 01:03:56,550
something
1134
01:03:56,550 --> 01:03:59,480
I get locusts it's a little far-fetched
1135
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,940
but I like where you're going with this
1136
01:04:01,940 --> 01:04:03,840
what if the restaurant had cockroaches
1137
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,500
I'm not doing this that is the date we
1138
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,690
had if you want something else write it
1139
01:04:09,690 --> 01:04:18,330
yourself all right I will
1140
01:04:18,330 --> 01:04:36,230
[Music]
1141
01:04:36,230 --> 01:04:38,910
so Alison really tried to sabotage your
1142
01:04:38,910 --> 01:04:40,370
date huh
1143
01:04:40,370 --> 01:04:45,390
Milo okay okay we're terrible people but
1144
01:04:45,390 --> 01:04:48,030
we had good reason we did it yes money
1145
01:04:48,030 --> 01:04:51,840
okay what I meant is money for the
1146
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,660
company pay people's salaries not just
1147
01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:56,220
you and me I'm responsible for all these
1148
01:04:56,220 --> 01:05:05,500
people here sometimes scary intimidating
1149
01:05:05,510 --> 01:05:08,010
and I feel the weight of that
1150
01:05:08,010 --> 01:05:09,780
responsibility every day and I guess it
1151
01:05:09,780 --> 01:05:13,310
made me a little crazy and I'm sorry
1152
01:05:13,310 --> 01:05:15,500
thank you
1153
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:19,740
this is really well-written you really
1154
01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:20,520
like her huh
1155
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:25,520
I do know this isn't what they want I
1156
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,750
mean doesn't everybody want a story with
1157
01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:28,590
a happy ending
1158
01:05:28,590 --> 01:05:31,790
yeah for themselves but not other people
1159
01:05:31,790 --> 01:05:34,160
but if this is what you want to publish
1160
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:38,560
it is and this is what we'll publish
1161
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,170
[Music]
1162
01:05:41,170 --> 01:05:45,170
just let me show it to Alison first want
1163
01:05:45,170 --> 01:05:47,570
there to be any surprises okay Milo
1164
01:05:47,570 --> 01:05:50,320
thank you I appreciate it
1165
01:05:50,320 --> 01:06:00,890
remember that we're all unemployed this
1166
01:06:00,890 --> 01:06:03,220
is good this is really good
1167
01:06:03,220 --> 01:06:05,930
this makes that fire stuff look like
1168
01:06:05,930 --> 01:06:09,890
child's play bad day Chronicles here we
1169
01:06:09,890 --> 01:06:13,410
come and publish
1170
01:06:13,410 --> 01:06:35,780
[Music]
1171
01:06:35,780 --> 01:06:38,550
hey can we talk Milo
1172
01:06:38,550 --> 01:06:40,800
yes actually we need to talk but I have
1173
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,200
to run out and finally really quickly do
1174
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,840
you mind waiting for me I'll be right
1175
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:46,370
here
1176
01:06:46,370 --> 01:07:22,970
[Music]
1177
01:07:22,980 --> 01:07:27,960
I don't understand daughter this is not
1178
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,000
her everything matches with what you
1179
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,430
said instead of running a romantic
1180
01:07:32,430 --> 01:07:38,100
comedy she wrote a horror movie when he
1181
01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:40,260
asked me if I thought I wanted to go out
1182
01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:42,450
with him a game after the first date I
1183
01:07:42,450 --> 01:07:44,220
almost couldn't decide if I wanted to
1184
01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:48,090
scream laugh run away or throw up that I
1185
01:07:48,090 --> 01:07:49,950
kept myself from doing any of these
1186
01:07:49,950 --> 01:07:55,800
things is nothing short of a miracle why
1187
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:59,460
would she do this i hain't a sieve I
1188
01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:04,980
think he got played this way she can
1189
01:08:04,980 --> 01:08:07,380
write her bad day Chronicles you look
1190
01:08:07,380 --> 01:08:10,470
like a fool she gets all the hits I get
1191
01:08:10,470 --> 01:08:13,420
left with nothing
1192
01:08:13,430 --> 01:08:14,850
yeah
1193
01:08:14,850 --> 01:08:19,489
I really thought she liked me you know
1194
01:08:19,489 --> 01:08:27,420
sorry you haven't published my story yet
1195
01:08:27,420 --> 01:08:31,859
have you good I think it needs a few
1196
01:08:31,859 --> 01:08:34,639
revisions
1197
01:08:34,649 --> 01:08:40,040
[Applause]
1198
01:08:40,050 --> 01:08:50,209
[Music]
1199
01:08:50,219 --> 01:08:52,080
yes
1200
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:57,440
[Music]
1201
01:08:57,440 --> 01:09:06,240
you have a food problem
1202
01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:07,699
[Music]
1203
01:09:07,699 --> 01:09:10,770
see I always lose my appetite when I
1204
01:09:10,770 --> 01:09:11,670
feel like I messed up something
1205
01:09:11,670 --> 01:09:17,779
important maybe you didn't mess it up
1206
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:23,159
maybe someone else messed up maybe we
1207
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:27,750
both did but I presume you heard about
1208
01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:29,969
Lee and Conners date last night yes it
1209
01:09:29,969 --> 01:09:30,599
went great
1210
01:09:30,599 --> 01:09:32,579
it's show I figured you know if they can
1211
01:09:32,579 --> 01:09:34,650
let bygones be bygones and start over
1212
01:09:34,650 --> 01:09:37,520
then maybe we could too
1213
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:48,329
[Music]
1214
01:09:48,339 --> 01:09:51,569
what time can you pick me up tonight
1215
01:09:51,569 --> 01:09:57,440
[Music]
1216
01:09:57,440 --> 01:10:02,610
does it mean oh it's a news alert Connor
1217
01:10:02,610 --> 01:10:03,750
just posted the write-up of their date
1218
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:11,219
oh it turns out our bad dates really
1219
01:10:11,219 --> 01:10:12,869
were my fault because I'm the one who
1220
01:10:12,869 --> 01:10:14,190
was willing to give her the benefit of
1221
01:10:14,190 --> 01:10:16,050
the doubt I was willing to believe that
1222
01:10:16,050 --> 01:10:18,239
she was a decent human being did you
1223
01:10:18,239 --> 01:10:20,070
know about that no when I talked him it
1224
01:10:20,070 --> 01:10:21,150
was fine they had a great time
1225
01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:22,650
everything was great or maybe he was
1226
01:10:22,650 --> 01:10:23,880
just pretending that so he could write
1227
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,639
this hit piece I know Connor is not like
1228
01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:29,190
that and what about you coming over here
1229
01:10:29,190 --> 01:10:32,369
Oh charming I'm such an idiot
1230
01:10:32,369 --> 01:10:36,930
where are you going I have to find me
1231
01:10:36,940 --> 01:11:04,649
[Music]
1232
01:11:04,659 --> 01:11:10,940
it's funny what is how fast it all comes
1233
01:11:10,940 --> 01:11:12,740
back
1234
01:11:12,740 --> 01:11:15,680
I really didn't think I'd gotten over my
1235
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:16,960
breakup with Danny
1236
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:19,469
he said his name
1237
01:11:19,469 --> 01:11:22,949
that's the thing I thought I would hurt
1238
01:11:22,949 --> 01:11:25,830
too much to say his name I thought I was
1239
01:11:25,830 --> 01:11:27,810
still too hurt by everything that had
1240
01:11:27,810 --> 01:11:31,560
happened it's understandable but see I
1241
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:35,600
wasn't I was better I felt better about
1242
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:40,690
myself about my life about everything
1243
01:11:40,690 --> 01:11:50,029
I just didn't realize it delivered this
1244
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:54,070
now I know how much better I was because
1245
01:11:54,070 --> 01:11:56,019
now I remember what it feels like to be
1246
01:11:56,019 --> 01:12:03,659
hurt it comes back so fast
1247
01:12:03,659 --> 01:12:23,030
it's funny isn't it
1248
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,420
we were just waiting for an opportunity
1249
01:12:25,420 --> 01:12:26,710
to stab me in the back
1250
01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:30,280
weren't you hold on a second somehow
1251
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:34,690
you're the victim here you know I really
1252
01:12:34,690 --> 01:12:35,980
gotta give you credit for that I was
1253
01:12:35,980 --> 01:12:37,270
prepared to lose stuff that was a
1254
01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:41,310
fantastic performance have a seat please
1255
01:12:41,310 --> 01:12:42,910
let me guess
1256
01:12:42,910 --> 01:12:44,980
the Connor character assassination piece
1257
01:12:44,980 --> 01:12:47,380
all your idea right what just like Lee's
1258
01:12:47,380 --> 01:12:49,750
hatchet job was yours what are you
1259
01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:50,470
talking about
1260
01:12:50,470 --> 01:12:52,540
we haven't posted anything yeah but I
1261
01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:57,520
saw what you were gonna post no we
1262
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,700
didn't write this I did what Lee wrote
1263
01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:04,690
this really lovely sweet piece of fluff
1264
01:13:04,690 --> 01:13:08,140
I couldn't let her post it so I wrote
1265
01:13:08,140 --> 01:13:10,270
this and was gonna put it up instead and
1266
01:13:10,270 --> 01:13:15,000
I changed my mind I don't believe you
1267
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,770
where'd you find these papers Milo in
1268
01:13:17,770 --> 01:13:20,230
the troop in the trash because that's
1269
01:13:20,230 --> 01:13:21,910
where I put them I threw it away I
1270
01:13:21,910 --> 01:13:26,650
wasn't gonna post that and corners
1271
01:13:26,650 --> 01:13:28,660
original piece was about how amazing
1272
01:13:28,660 --> 01:13:30,610
their day was and then I showed him this
1273
01:13:30,610 --> 01:13:34,180
of course you did we're terrible people
1274
01:13:34,180 --> 01:13:37,000
the absolutely worst I mean they could
1275
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,320
have been in love or at least headed
1276
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,320
that way ruin it terrible horrible
1277
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:48,790
people the worst rag you can hear
1278
01:13:48,790 --> 01:13:50,400
yourself
1279
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:54,780
[Music]
1280
01:13:54,780 --> 01:14:02,050
yo Brad we need your help what did you
1281
01:14:02,050 --> 01:14:05,930
two do
1282
01:14:05,940 --> 01:14:21,880
[Music]
1283
01:14:21,890 --> 01:14:32,910
dad get out and you get out and you you
1284
01:14:32,910 --> 01:14:34,260
own the place so I can't really tell you
1285
01:14:34,260 --> 01:14:36,210
to get out but I am not very happy with
1286
01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:37,940
you either
1287
01:14:37,940 --> 01:14:44,840
it's fair Eric just take a look at these
1288
01:14:44,850 --> 01:14:51,320
[Music]
1289
01:14:51,330 --> 01:14:56,050
what did you do thing was them it's true
1290
01:14:56,050 --> 01:15:00,070
it's our fault but we just want to know
1291
01:15:00,070 --> 01:15:04,150
how to fix it so what do we say how do
1292
01:15:04,150 --> 01:15:06,760
we fix this
1293
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:31,540
[Music]
1294
01:15:31,550 --> 01:15:37,310
Aaron I got your message what
1295
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:51,760
[Music]
1296
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:53,690
yeah I still don't understand what we're
1297
01:15:53,690 --> 01:15:56,860
doing here just trust me okay
1298
01:15:56,860 --> 01:15:59,920
[Music]
1299
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:02,730
let me go
1300
01:16:02,730 --> 01:16:29,740
[Music]
1301
01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:32,780
my date with Connor was unexpected
1302
01:16:32,780 --> 01:16:34,340
[Music]
1303
01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:36,110
not because it turns out that he's
1304
01:16:36,110 --> 01:16:38,330
charming and funny I gotten glimpses of
1305
01:16:38,330 --> 01:16:40,840
those qualities on our previous dates
1306
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:43,280
know the date with Connor was unexpected
1307
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:44,810
because I realized that our horrible
1308
01:16:44,810 --> 01:16:48,959
dates were really our own faults
1309
01:16:48,959 --> 01:16:51,059
our scars from past relationships meant
1310
01:16:51,059 --> 01:16:52,170
that we weren't willing to give each
1311
01:16:52,170 --> 01:16:54,709
other the benefit of the doubt
1312
01:16:54,709 --> 01:16:57,030
Lee's willingness to throw caution to
1313
01:16:57,030 --> 01:16:58,139
the wind and go out on a
1314
01:16:58,139 --> 01:17:00,209
spur-of-the-moment date maybe look at
1315
01:17:00,209 --> 01:17:05,760
her in a whole new light she not only
1316
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:08,189
accepted this folly she also embraced
1317
01:17:08,189 --> 01:17:10,019
the chance to jump off a very tall
1318
01:17:10,019 --> 01:17:12,389
bridge with only a very thin bungee cord
1319
01:17:12,389 --> 01:17:16,380
and I admire her bravery here's the
1320
01:17:16,380 --> 01:17:18,389
thing about doubt
1321
01:17:18,389 --> 01:17:21,570
it's just a distraction it's easy to get
1322
01:17:21,570 --> 01:17:22,830
distracted by the things that don't
1323
01:17:22,830 --> 01:17:24,210
really matter but that's what makes it
1324
01:17:24,210 --> 01:17:25,770
all the more exciting
1325
01:17:25,770 --> 01:17:27,720
when you can see past those distractions
1326
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:29,130
to find the real person standing behind
1327
01:17:29,130 --> 01:17:32,770
them
1328
01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:34,730
I saw Connor for the first time last
1329
01:17:34,730 --> 01:17:38,130
night and I hope it's not the last
1330
01:17:38,140 --> 01:17:41,270
Penn's clammy mouth dry hearts pounding
1331
01:17:41,270 --> 01:17:43,130
Lee and I stood together on the
1332
01:17:43,130 --> 01:17:45,650
precipice risking a fall but eagerly
1333
01:17:45,650 --> 01:17:48,080
anticipating the act of falling and
1334
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:52,859
together we left
1335
01:17:52,869 --> 01:17:55,990
you wrote this
1336
01:17:55,990 --> 01:18:01,029
you
1337
01:18:01,039 --> 01:18:06,360
can I ask you a question okay can we
1338
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:09,579
count this as our first real date
1339
01:18:09,579 --> 01:18:13,270
sure then why aren't you giving me that
1340
01:18:13,270 --> 01:18:17,530
goodnight kiss because I'm not ready to
1341
01:18:17,530 --> 01:18:20,520
say goodnight
1342
01:18:20,530 --> 01:19:02,280
[Music]
1343
01:19:02,290 --> 01:19:08,200
a toast somebody has to make a toast
1344
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:11,290
I think Connor you should go first okay
1345
01:19:11,290 --> 01:19:14,169
all right
1346
01:19:14,169 --> 01:19:19,550
well to new beginnings
1347
01:19:19,550 --> 01:19:23,889
old friends and that's all I've got
1348
01:19:23,889 --> 01:19:27,229
wait wait I have one okay to the end of
1349
01:19:27,229 --> 01:19:28,579
the bad date Chronicles and the
1350
01:19:28,579 --> 01:19:30,050
beginning of the real love stories
1351
01:19:30,050 --> 01:19:33,079
column nonfiction I have to hand it to
1352
01:19:33,079 --> 01:19:34,309
you guys I didn't think anyone would
1353
01:19:34,309 --> 01:19:36,530
want to read about that last date and
1354
01:19:36,530 --> 01:19:37,550
who knew it would have been our most
1355
01:19:37,550 --> 01:19:41,510
popular post but enough of that romantic
1356
01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:43,309
step the real reason we're here to
1357
01:19:43,309 --> 01:19:45,949
celebrate a union between the Richards
1358
01:19:45,949 --> 01:19:49,550
record and Peters post a partnership to
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the Richard Peters report why does your
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name go first oh we talked about this
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because my site has been around a lot
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longer than that but I have a more
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engaged audience engage wait my audience
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is very inky how long until they realize
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they're in love with each other I think
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we should set them up on a few bad days
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which is why we're here I'm grabbing
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this partner should know by about Dave
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well because sometimes you need a few
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bad dates know which ones you like
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