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Look up that new Imelda
video, I haven't seen it yet.
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No way.
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Hasn't been a good Imelda video in ages.
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Do it anyways.
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That it?
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Nah, I've seen that one.
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Click that one, that's it.
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Were Imelda videos ever funny?
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They were.
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I'm sure they were.
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I used to love them.
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Yeah, so did I.
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Imelda doesn't do anything anymore.
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She does stand in front of
that shitty Imelda sign a lot.
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Yeah, she does.
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That's all she does really.
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It's good timing.
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I hate that cat.
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What are you doing?
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No way, Steph.
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Leave it alone.
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I'm not gonna hurt it,
I'm just gonna scare it off.
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You're not gonna come out with me?
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Where are you, you little shit?
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Ha, got you.
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Awesome costume, man.
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I'm still gonna have to call the police.
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Steph?
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Did the cat get the
better of you or something?
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Steph?
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Oh, meow.
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Oh, Teddy.
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Oh, Teddy.
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Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.
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Oh, meow.
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Teddy.
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Meow.
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I'm a bad kitty.
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You like it when I touch myself, Ted?
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Meow.
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Meow.
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Oh, I love you so much.
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Are we done?
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Okay.
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Talk to you soon.
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Now, what I don't understand,
Margot, is if they don't
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like it here, why don't
they just bloody well leave?
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Jono, you can't say that.
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Well, I just did, and you know why?
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Oh, why, Jono?
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Because it's a free
bloody country, that's why.
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Oh, my gosh!
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We have an arse chorus in the
studio here, just doing some tunes.
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So she's still sick?
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Yeah, she's been licking
off chunks of her fur.
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I don't know when she's going
to be well enough to film again.
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Well, I managed to cut together
a new Imelda video out of small footage.
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Yay!
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Oh wow, it's great.
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Thank you so much Gemma.
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Not a problem.
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I just hope it gets more views this time.
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Not more than 10 million in a while.
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Just not in the mood.
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I'm thinking maybe I should
make a video of her with the cone on.
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Might get some sympathy views.
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Some of these comments on the
Imelda videos are getting really nasty.
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We could make our own video, Claire.
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Look, I appreciate
everything you're doing, but I'm
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just not in the mood for
that kind of thing lately.
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Another time then, right?
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Maybe.
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Would you just do stuff for one second?
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Door opening.
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Hey, hey, hey, you can't go.
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We're not ever gonna get any
views if you continue to be this boring.
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Just because I poop videos of
my cat on the internet,
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it doesn't give you the right to just turn
up on at house out of the blue.
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How did you even find me anyway?
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I'm sorry, Claire.
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That's okay, I can see it.
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It's okay.
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I've never even drunk tea before.
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Really?
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I don't know.
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Would you like to meet Imelda?
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Yes.
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Yes, please.
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Okay, be gentle with her.
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She's fine.
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Why don't we put her in dress-ups?
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No.
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I don't believe in putting
cats in clothes, it's cruel.
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Hey.
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Hey, put that back.
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Francis, you've crossed the line.
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I'm going to have to ask
you to leave my apartment.
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What are you doing,
don't be a silly, give her to me.
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Give me my fucking cat.
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Don't swear!
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Don't swear.
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I'll swear all I want, it's my
house, now give me my fucking cat.
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You fucking asshole!
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They're perfect.
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Exactly what I want.
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Good.
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You're an artist Will.
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I know.
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It's a cat cock.
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I want semi-hard rubber for the spines.
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Flexibility in the shaft.
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Something that responds
well to the lubricant.
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Are you planning on
putting this inside a person?
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Now that'd be obscene.
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You okay?
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Since it looks like you're trying
to suppress the urge to behave like a cat.
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I'm fine.
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Not long now, Patrick.
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Pamphlet I sent last week.
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Pamphlet for what?
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I sent it last week.
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You should have gotten it by now.
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Yeah, but I forgot to get the mail.
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Well, you should have gotten it by now.
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...been a very bad kitty.
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You like it when I touch myself?
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Yeah.
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I love you.
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Hey, the money belongs
to four captains who fought
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their way out of Bastogne
with their bare hands.
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We won't lose.
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Well, did you bet at all?
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Every penny, and at 12 to 1.
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Why did the odds go up?
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The suckers think that
Benedictine will lose.
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All right, if everyone is
settled, I think we can begin.
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So I kept getting asked the
question, why are you so sad?
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It's only an animal.
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And yeah, I've lost friends over it.
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People have abandoned me
because they can't understand
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how I can still feel grief
after all these months.
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They think there's something wrong with me.
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I don't know.
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Maybe there is.
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I haven't thrown any of his things away.
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I still dream about him.
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I dream that he's still with me.
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Still a part of my life.
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Is there something wrong with me?
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Mark, if there's something
wrong with you, there's something
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wrong with all of us, because
we're all in the same boat.
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Thank you very much for sharing.
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Now, I see there's some new faces here.
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Perhaps you could share
with us why you're here.
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Who is it that you've lost?
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So we can get a better understanding of
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how much pain and suffering you're in.
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You there, what's your story?
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Tell us about your pain and your loss.
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Please stand up.
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Hello.
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My name is Ted.
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And I'm here today
because I'm dealing
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with the loss of my
dead cat, Patrick.
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He was a fat cat.
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My wife had this thing about feeding him.
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She was worried that he
wasn't getting enough food.
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He soon put on masses of weight.
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And he got big.
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I mean, he was really big.
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It was really...
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Do I have a wife?
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Um, perhaps we just leave it there.
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Ted, was it?
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Hi.
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What about you, Missy?
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What's your story?
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Stand up.
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My name's Claire.
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My cat Imelda was an internet sensation.
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Until she was thrown out of
my apartment window by a rapist.
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My rapist.
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He let himself into
my building and
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demanded that he be
in one of my cat videos.
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He was fine at first, but
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then he got too excited.
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I tried to stop him.
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It's just hard, you know?
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Why did this happen to me?
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Sorry about my outburst earlier.
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Sometimes I have trouble staying
still in quiet rooms with other people.
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That's fine.
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As long as you're okay.
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So you lost a cat too?
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Yeah.
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It's hard.
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Yeah.
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Has it gotten any easier?
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It has.
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What's your secret then?
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I guess I found a way of bringing him back.
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What do you mean?
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It's hard to explain.
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Patrick...
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He's...
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You mean like he lives on inside of you?
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Yeah.
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So you want to grab some dinner?
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Okay?
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If you're paying.
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Sadness makes me eat so much.
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I need to get a job.
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I've no idea what I'm gonna do.
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Get a new cat and make some more videos.
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There's no way I'm
putting that much
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love and devotion
into something again.
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Just have it all fall to
pieces in an instant.
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Starting to learn life
isn't all funny cat videos.
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Sorry, I must have looked filthy, right?
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I love that.
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It's so true, isn't it?
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What is?
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Oh, the way guys think like that.
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What guys?
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All of them.
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You okay?
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You've gone quiet.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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You want to get out of here?
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Get a bottle of wine or something.
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Go back to yours.
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My place has bad energy at the moment.
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How much of a bitch is Blanche?
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It's like she's got some
kind of grief fetish.
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I could kill her for you if you want.
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Could you, please?
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Do you mind if I go inside
and fix up a few things?
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I can't remember what state I left it in.
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Sure.
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So, Claire, what's your favorite color?
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Are you being serious?
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I'm guessing you like ginger.
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So, do you like movies?
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Who doesn't?
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What's so funny?
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Sorry, I'm not laughing at you on this.
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Now, the question is, are
we equal to the challenge?
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What is it, sir?
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Benedictine in the fourth race today.
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He'll go to the post at 10 to 1.
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At a mile and 3 eighths, he can't lose.
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Why not?
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It's a trade secret.
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That means he's got a hot tip, right?
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Another hot tip?
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Look, we have less than
two hours to become wealthy.
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Can you believe this?
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The weather is just getting
hotter and hotter and hotter.
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Apparently, it's going to hit
a stinking 45 degrees tomorrow.
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You're killing me, Jono.
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Well, funny you should
mention killing Margot,
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because have you heard
about the latest dead body?
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Jono.
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Oh, that's right, folks.
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Our mysterious killer strikes again.
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This time, the body was found in a...
sent all these old pieces...
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...shoved in a...
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Oh man, this is terrible.
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Oh man, people are going to
go crazy when they see this.
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What the fuck do you think you're doing?
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Oh shit!
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I've seen you.
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What are you talking about?
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I've seen your video.
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..and we're rolling, okay.
This is our reaction
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video to the Imelda
rape video. Okay, here we go.
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Hello, this is Steve.
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I would like to preface this
video by saying that I think
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it's absolutely awful what
happened to Imelda's owner.
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And I hope this video
draws attention to a
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serious issue that we
face in our society today.
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Here it goes.
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I can't watch this.
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Today we're watching the leaked
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video of the rape
of Claire Ellis.
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Now for those of you who
don't know, Claire Ellis is
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the owner of the Internet's
most famous cat, Imelda.
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Here we go.
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Ready?
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00:51:13,534 --> 00:51:14,714
Oh, that must be Claire.
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She's a pretty girl.
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And there it is.
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Okay, he's in.
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He's in.
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00:51:20,785 --> 00:51:22,859
Now, I'm not going to
say this bitch is getting
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dick-sticked because I don't
want to be called a misogynist.
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So I'll just say that this
cunt is getting raped.
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Okay, let's see what Ted's doing.
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Ted!
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00:52:14,805 --> 00:52:15,805
What are you up to, Ted?
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00:52:16,047 --> 00:52:17,670
I'm trying to get Patrick to come out.
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00:52:17,971 --> 00:52:18,231
Huh?
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00:52:18,973 --> 00:52:21,093
Patrick's under the bed
and I'm trying to get him out.
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00:53:06,118 --> 00:53:07,380
Nice outfit.
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00:53:07,441 --> 00:53:09,104
Wait, this isn't a dress up, is it?
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00:53:10,672 --> 00:53:11,851
I don't think so.
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00:53:11,931 --> 00:53:12,931
It's not.
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00:55:33,396 --> 00:55:37,601
In this morning's top story, the bodies of
four young female backpackers from the
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Czech Republic were found last night,
brutally murdered in a Melbourne hostel.
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The suspect was seen moving
through a dance party hosted
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by the hostel shortly before
the murders took place.
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An eyewitness recounts the incident.
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00:55:49,472 --> 00:55:52,035
He walked straight past me,
so I got a really good look at him.
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00:55:52,095 --> 00:55:52,491
He was...
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He was, like, he was super tall.
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00:55:54,396 --> 00:55:57,373
Like, he had, like,
a red shirt on and
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this cat mask, this
f***ing cat mask.
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Oh, my God.
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00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:01,588
At first, I thought
it was really
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00:56:01,613 --> 00:56:03,921
cute, but, oh, it
was just weird.
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00:56:23,417 --> 00:56:25,463
Cool change is expected
tonight, ending the
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two-week heat wave that
has scarred Melbourne.
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00:56:27,883 --> 00:56:30,283
We'll be back at midday with
updates on the hostile killings.
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One.
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01:00:32,046 --> 01:00:33,046
Two.
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01:00:34,147 --> 01:00:35,147
Three.
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Four.
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01:00:38,209 --> 01:00:39,209
Five.
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01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:41,370
Six.
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01:00:42,451 --> 01:00:43,451
Seven.
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01:00:44,644 --> 01:00:45,644
Eight.
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One more.
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01:00:53,274 --> 01:00:54,274
My own lives.
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01:00:54,861 --> 01:00:56,167
My own lives, Patrick.
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01:00:58,116 --> 01:00:59,116
Patrick.
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01:04:52,611 --> 01:04:53,852
No one else is out tonight?
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01:04:55,352 --> 01:04:56,352
Yeah, it's hot.
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01:05:00,075 --> 01:05:02,476
So, what do you want to do?
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01:05:05,638 --> 01:05:07,479
Just...
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01:05:10,584 --> 01:05:12,161
What do people normally get?
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01:05:14,242 --> 01:05:15,943
They get whatever they can afford.
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01:05:20,279 --> 01:05:21,279
I'll have everything?
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01:06:08,660 --> 01:06:09,660
Can I smoke in here?
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01:07:33,991 --> 01:07:35,514
I wanna do something different.
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01:07:44,532 --> 01:07:45,532
How different?
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01:08:28,422 --> 01:08:29,422
Stay there.
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01:08:57,678 --> 01:08:58,798
I can't wait here all night.
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01:10:35,145 --> 01:10:36,782
That was number nine, Patrick.
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01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:07,530
Jen?
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01:11:08,110 --> 01:11:09,110
Claire?
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01:11:10,491 --> 01:11:11,491
I need your help.
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01:11:12,091 --> 01:11:13,091
Of course.
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01:11:13,331 --> 01:11:14,331
I'm here for you.
354
01:11:14,992 --> 01:11:17,112
You know those girls that
were killed the other night?
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01:11:17,672 --> 01:11:18,672
Yes.
356
01:11:18,855 --> 01:11:19,593
I don't know.
357
01:11:19,613 --> 01:11:22,573
I think I might have fucked the killer.
358
01:11:23,513 --> 01:11:25,193
I'm glad you got your sense of humor back.
359
01:11:25,614 --> 01:11:26,614
But you're sick.
360
01:11:28,954 --> 01:11:30,535
I'm calling you because I'm scared.
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01:11:30,555 --> 01:11:31,555
I've been throwing up.
362
01:11:32,170 --> 01:11:34,311
Well, then you need to
call the police, not me.
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01:11:34,974 --> 01:11:35,974
Yeah, you're right.
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01:11:36,056 --> 01:11:37,056
I will.
365
01:11:37,654 --> 01:11:38,956
But can you come over as well?
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01:11:39,369 --> 01:11:40,369
I am at mum's.
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01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:43,400
But I'll leave as soon as I can.
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01:11:44,420 --> 01:11:45,420
Thank you.
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01:11:46,465 --> 01:11:47,465
That's fine.
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01:11:47,666 --> 01:11:48,666
See you soon.
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01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:57,328
Do you remember Baby Born?
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01:13:01,154 --> 01:13:03,110
It was this lifelike doll of a baby.
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01:13:04,490 --> 01:13:05,591
You could feed it.
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01:13:08,316 --> 01:13:10,693
And it would do this
little piece of shit for you.
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01:13:13,874 --> 01:13:17,075
I remember thinking it defeated
the purpose of having dolls.
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01:13:39,068 --> 01:13:40,068
I had a point.
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01:13:42,109 --> 01:13:43,109
If you got it.
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01:13:43,749 --> 01:13:45,313
What the fuck are you talking about?
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01:13:51,093 --> 01:13:52,093
What was that?
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01:13:55,050 --> 01:13:56,973
I said what the fuck are you talking about?
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01:14:02,754 --> 01:14:04,760
How far would you go to bring back Imelda?
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01:14:07,492 --> 01:14:09,173
I would do anything to bring back Patrick.
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01:14:11,654 --> 01:14:15,295
How the fuck is this gonna
bring back your dead cat, Ted?
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01:14:18,296 --> 01:14:19,337
Let me ask you something.
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01:14:19,897 --> 01:14:21,478
Did you really do this for Patrick?
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01:14:23,063 --> 01:14:25,663
Of the nine people that you've killed,
how many of them are women?
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01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,000
Shall I take a guess?
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01:14:28,812 --> 01:14:29,812
All of them?
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01:14:31,757 --> 01:14:32,829
I'm right, aren't I?
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01:14:33,822 --> 01:14:35,484
You're a pervert, Ted.
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01:14:36,137 --> 01:14:37,564
You fucking pervert!
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01:14:38,265 --> 01:14:40,546
You didn't do this for your dead cat!
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01:14:40,566 --> 01:14:42,667
You did it for yourself, you sick fuck!
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01:14:42,727 --> 01:14:43,728
I did this for Patrick!
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01:17:35,657 --> 01:17:36,657
Hi, Gemma.
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01:17:39,900 --> 01:17:41,580
Claire, you left your front door unlocked.
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01:17:48,888 --> 01:17:50,269
Oh my fucking God.
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01:18:10,100 --> 01:18:11,542
Are you the friend that found her?
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01:18:12,683 --> 01:18:12,923
Yes.
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01:18:13,544 --> 01:18:14,685
Can you wait outside?
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01:18:23,374 --> 01:18:26,717
Claire, have you been exposed
to any foreign bacteria lately?
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01:18:26,737 --> 01:18:28,659
I got raped.
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01:18:29,220 --> 01:18:30,220
It's probably that.
404
01:19:37,782 --> 01:19:38,782
Whoa!
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01:19:39,584 --> 01:19:40,664
Let me get that, all right?
406
01:19:41,586 --> 01:19:44,347
We just don't want you contaminating
the stuff for the other patients.
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01:19:44,610 --> 01:19:46,992
So if you want something,
you just gotta let me know.
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01:19:48,454 --> 01:19:49,454
All right?
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01:19:50,757 --> 01:19:51,757
Go on.
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01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:23,652
Well, her condition is
stable, which is great.
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01:22:24,207 --> 01:22:25,008
Great.
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01:22:25,033 --> 01:22:28,476
But it seems that nothing is reversing.
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01:22:29,737 --> 01:22:34,520
I'd say that she's likely to
look like this from now on.
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01:22:35,881 --> 01:22:36,881
Oh, no.
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01:22:37,503 --> 01:22:38,503
No.
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01:23:09,688 --> 01:23:11,539
You're gonna need to
learn to live with this.
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