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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,912 --> 00:00:14,441 Then it got to be one kid. Two kids, you're never... 2 00:00:14,541 --> 00:00:17,569 It ain't worth it. - They have to pay you too much. 3 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:20,572 I could handle the army better than I could two kids. 4 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:24,157 You think you can handle the army better. 5 00:00:24,217 --> 00:00:28,847 (man #3) The army is the greatest thing in the world... 6 00:00:30,306 --> 00:00:33,418 I'm a chicken. - So am I. I'm a coward. 7 00:00:33,518 --> 00:00:36,546 A devout coward. I got a degree in cowardice. 8 00:00:36,646 --> 00:00:39,716 I wouldn't kill anybody, I don't wanna be killed. 9 00:00:39,816 --> 00:00:43,678 I don't wanna go away. I dig what I'm doing right now. 10 00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:49,868 That's right, man. My heart keeps murmuring 'Don't go, don't go.' 11 00:00:49,993 --> 00:00:56,708 (man #4) Sittin' on the bench, waitin' on the draft board to get us registered. 12 00:00:56,833 --> 00:01:03,339 I saw a thing, some drawings and stuff, in some magazine. 13 00:01:03,465 --> 00:01:07,243 A Vietcong booby trap, or whatever they call it. 14 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:10,054 Just rappin' on each other. 15 00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:14,768 You walk over it, and you fall into these stakes... 16 00:01:15,852 --> 00:01:20,006 He was stoned out of his skull. He used to drink 11 quarts of beer. 17 00:01:20,106 --> 00:01:23,234 Then he'd drink bourbon at night. 18 00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:25,887 And I heard all kinds of stories. 19 00:01:25,987 --> 00:01:28,156 Half an inch of steel. 20 00:01:28,281 --> 00:01:34,571 You go on these things, they go right through your foot like a shish kebab. 21 00:01:36,498 --> 00:01:41,294 That ain't what I'm worried about, it going through. 22 00:01:41,419 --> 00:01:45,991 The Germans used to have a grenade called 'the castrator', 23 00:01:46,091 --> 00:01:49,869 and when you stepped on it, it went right up, you know? 24 00:01:49,969 --> 00:01:52,889 It's true. I've heard stories. 25 00:01:53,014 --> 00:01:55,350 - 26 00:01:59,062 --> 00:02:02,649 - (clerk) Johnson, Harold J. 27 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:08,680 Didn't fill in 'Reasons you may not qualify for military service.' 28 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:11,330 - I don't have any reasons. - OK. 29 00:02:11,408 --> 00:02:14,577 Next... Theotocopoulos, George. 30 00:02:16,037 --> 00:02:21,443 Didn't answer 'Physical characteristics that may aid in identification.' 31 00:02:21,543 --> 00:02:23,737 (clerk) What's that? - Oh, yeah. 32 00:02:23,837 --> 00:02:28,591 (clerk, writing) American flag, left forearm. 33 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,760 OK. 34 00:02:33,138 --> 00:02:35,974 Next, Guthrie, Arlo. 35 00:02:36,099 --> 00:02:38,099 OK. 36 00:02:40,895 --> 00:02:44,691 For 'date of birth', you put down 'Scorpio'. 37 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:47,736 - I want the specific date. - OK. 38 00:02:58,538 --> 00:03:02,125 What's this 'Huntington's chorea'? 39 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,711 Incurable nerve disease. 40 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:08,339 And you have it. - Runs in the family. 41 00:03:08,465 --> 00:03:11,534 My father has it, and my grandmother had it. 42 00:03:11,634 --> 00:03:16,081 It says 'Do you know any reason why you may not qualify for military service?' 43 00:03:16,181 --> 00:03:19,959 Not your father, not your grandmother. - I could get it. 44 00:03:20,059 --> 00:03:22,269 But you don't have it now. 45 00:03:23,813 --> 00:03:25,857 No. 46 00:03:25,982 --> 00:03:28,651 'None.' You'll hear from us. 47 00:03:30,904 --> 00:03:32,904 Peace. 48 00:03:33,782 --> 00:03:37,410 Next... Gorowitz, Milton. 49 00:03:45,794 --> 00:03:48,154 With the draft breathin' in my face, 50 00:03:48,254 --> 00:03:52,575 I figured I'd get me some of that deferred, preferred, 51 00:03:52,675 --> 00:03:57,388 draft-exempted, US government-inspected education. 52 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:08,883 So I rode my thumb out into the West, to an institution of higher learnin'. 53 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:11,027 Had a nice trip. 54 00:04:12,028 --> 00:04:14,072 Got in. 55 00:04:18,201 --> 00:04:23,189 Time passed, and an old friend of mine drifted into that Montana town. 56 00:04:23,289 --> 00:04:29,337 He got a warm welcome from the official local greetin' committee. 57 00:04:35,635 --> 00:04:38,185 They must have liked his face. 58 00:04:44,811 --> 00:04:50,066 Hey, Roger. It's really you. - Yeah. 59 00:04:50,191 --> 00:04:52,636 What's happenin'? Seen Ray and Alice? 60 00:04:52,736 --> 00:04:55,305 Yeah, they told me you were doin' time out here. 61 00:04:55,405 --> 00:04:58,475 What are they up to? - Buyin' a church. 62 00:04:58,575 --> 00:05:03,080 Oh. Ray turnin' religious? - They're gonna live in it. 63 00:05:03,204 --> 00:05:05,790 Hey, knock it off. 64 00:05:05,915 --> 00:05:08,276 Speakin' of which, can I crash here tonight? 65 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,837 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 66 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:18,995 We'll get you a room in the mornin'. - I said knock it off. 67 00:05:19,095 --> 00:05:22,724 (Arlo) With quieter neighbours. 68 00:05:22,849 --> 00:05:26,352 Good seein' you. - It's good seeing you. 69 00:05:38,364 --> 00:05:42,784 (♪ 'Morning Mood' from 'Peer Gynt Suite' by Grieg)... 70 00:05:47,707 --> 00:05:50,585 (♪ classical)... 71 00:05:53,671 --> 00:05:56,132 (♪ honky-tonk) 72 00:06:02,222 --> 00:06:04,974 Stop that. Stop it this instant. 73 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:07,602 For goodness' sake, stop it. 74 00:06:09,229 --> 00:06:13,508 Perhaps you'd tell me who did write that folk junk you're playing. 75 00:06:13,608 --> 00:06:15,260 I wrote it. Me. 76 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:20,800 In that case, Mr Guthrie, there's really nothing I can teach you. 77 00:06:25,745 --> 00:06:27,605 You are devoid of musical talent. 78 00:06:27,705 --> 00:06:31,615 I seem to have this habit of attracting praise. 79 00:06:52,355 --> 00:06:55,800 I won't have it. Stop that. Stop that right at this instant. 80 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,510 We paid your rent. 81 00:06:57,610 --> 00:07:03,475 I only rented this room to your... friend because you said you were a student. 82 00:07:03,575 --> 00:07:07,412 I am a student. - What's that funny smell? 83 00:07:08,329 --> 00:07:10,329 What funny smell? 84 00:07:10,373 --> 00:07:12,876 - You Arlo Guthrie? - Get out. 85 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:15,001 Arlo Guthrie? 86 00:07:17,255 --> 00:07:20,575 Got a search warrant? - Shut up. We'll ask the questions. 87 00:07:20,675 --> 00:07:24,596 You guys had better take a nice long leak. 88 00:07:25,346 --> 00:07:28,166 Out the door. This is none of your business. 89 00:07:28,266 --> 00:07:31,836 You know a kid named Roger Crowther? - Huh? 90 00:07:31,853 --> 00:07:35,593 Kid you were seen talking to yesterday. - Me? 91 00:07:35,607 --> 00:07:40,361 Who else around has such long curly locks, curly locks? 92 00:07:42,072 --> 00:07:47,494 Who's Ray and Alice Brock, Trinity Church, Housatonic, Mass? 93 00:07:48,828 --> 00:07:52,248 Your friend left some things behind. 94 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:58,113 He got into some rough stuff with a few of our good citizens last night. 95 00:07:58,213 --> 00:08:01,574 We had to put him on the bus, so we thought we'd just drop by... 96 00:08:01,674 --> 00:08:07,794 and let you know that we're ready to help you too, anytime you'd like. 97 00:08:12,685 --> 00:08:15,575 (♪ Country and western on jukebox) 98 00:08:21,444 --> 00:08:24,848 Hey, honey. What happened to your long-haired girlfriend? 99 00:08:24,948 --> 00:08:27,183 I was thinkin' of askin' you two for a date. 100 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:32,230 Don't rile her, Jed. Can't you tell she just came from the beauty parlour? 101 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:37,210 Nah. They wouldn't leave it all greasy filthy like that. 102 00:08:37,335 --> 00:08:39,337 They'd have teased... 103 00:08:51,808 --> 00:08:53,808 Police. The police. 104 00:08:54,936 --> 00:08:56,980 (alarm bell) 105 00:09:09,409 --> 00:09:12,062 You broke my window. You pay for that. 106 00:09:12,162 --> 00:09:14,205 (siren) 107 00:09:22,338 --> 00:09:24,674 Hippie. 108 00:09:28,553 --> 00:09:32,974 Lousy bum. You pay for this, you hippie perversion. 109 00:09:39,773 --> 00:09:42,884 I seem to have this habit of gettin' arrested. 110 00:09:42,984 --> 00:09:47,030 Left, left, left, right, left. Forward, march. 111 00:09:47,155 --> 00:09:52,560 (man) American education, Mr Guthrie, has always dedicated itself... 112 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:58,817 to the encouragement of an individual's freedom of thought and expression. 113 00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:04,781 But is punching in the window of a local business establishment an expression... 114 00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:09,828 I did not break that window, sir. - Someone pushed in that window. 115 00:10:09,928 --> 00:10:12,205 Someone, sir, pushed me out that window. 116 00:10:12,305 --> 00:10:15,959 All right. I'll take your word for it this time. 117 00:10:16,059 --> 00:10:21,256 But I am forced to put you on conduct probation for one month, and... 118 00:10:21,356 --> 00:10:25,135 Seems like schools have a habit of dropping out around me. 119 00:10:25,235 --> 00:10:27,278 (driver sounds horn)... 120 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:08,710 (American football commentary)... 121 00:11:10,864 --> 00:11:13,391 (man) Oh, children, come on. 122 00:11:13,491 --> 00:11:17,228 Let me grow my little power upon heaven and the more to glory, 123 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:20,982 and pray for me while I stand in your presence tonight. 124 00:11:21,082 --> 00:11:24,402 The Lord will look down with his great power and rule upon... 125 00:11:24,502 --> 00:11:29,366 this little weak man that you're lookin' at. Oh, children. 126 00:11:29,466 --> 00:11:32,356 How bad do you wanna go to heaven? 127 00:11:32,469 --> 00:11:36,598 And if you want to, thankfully serve the Lord. 128 00:11:36,723 --> 00:11:39,751 That's the whole matter today. Now listen to me. 129 00:11:39,851 --> 00:11:43,838 Like the old writer of old, a sin to me in my hell. 130 00:11:43,938 --> 00:11:49,135 We'll serve the Lord in the best manner and the way that we know how. 131 00:11:49,235 --> 00:11:54,657 Oh, children. When the angel come, follow your redemption road. 132 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:59,771 How bad do you wanna go to heaven? How bad do you wanna serve the Lord? 133 00:11:59,871 --> 00:12:03,611 How do you want to thankfully serve the Lord? 134 00:12:03,666 --> 00:12:09,739 Oh, children. That scripture that was on my mind a while ago is coming back now. 135 00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:11,282 Oh. 136 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:16,287 He that is in you, that is in the world, is bigger than he... 137 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:19,916 I'm gonna take those crutches off your body and your soul. 138 00:12:20,016 --> 00:12:23,586 Throw away those crutches. Come here, baby. Come on. I got ya. 139 00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:24,713 Come on. To me. 140 00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:28,233 Yeah. Amazing grace. 141 00:12:28,358 --> 00:12:31,333 Amazing grace, how sweet the sound. 142 00:12:31,778 --> 00:12:35,865 ♪ Amazing grace... 143 00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:39,536 ♪ How sweet the sound 144 00:12:39,661 --> 00:12:41,938 That saved a wretch like me. 145 00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:47,419 ♪ That saved a wretch like me 146 00:12:47,544 --> 00:12:50,630 I once was lost, but now I'm found. 147 00:12:50,755 --> 00:12:58,596 ♪ I once was lost, but now I'm found 148 00:12:58,721 --> 00:13:01,224 Was blind, but now I see. 149 00:13:01,349 --> 00:13:04,477 ♪ Was blind, but now I see 150 00:13:04,602 --> 00:13:09,649 Seems like Woody's road mighta run through here sometime. 151 00:14:23,223 --> 00:14:27,133 What about the army? You're not in college now. 152 00:14:27,602 --> 00:14:29,854 I don't know. 153 00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:36,761 I know I just couldn't hang in there another second, Mother. 154 00:14:36,861 --> 00:14:40,240 Will you be staying here awhile? 155 00:14:40,365 --> 00:14:42,617 A kid out there... 156 00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:49,751 I got his stuff. I'm gonna take it up to Ray and Alice. 157 00:14:59,551 --> 00:15:01,678 See you, Woody. 158 00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:21,679 He's got a lot worse since I saw him. - Well... let's say no better. 159 00:15:35,086 --> 00:15:40,116 (man) Good people, you know already the reasons for which this building, 160 00:15:40,216 --> 00:15:44,412 hitherto consecrated and separated from all worldly uses, 161 00:15:44,512 --> 00:15:48,166 shall be taken down or appropriated to other purposes. 162 00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:52,796 To many of you, this building has become endeared by many sacred memories, 163 00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:57,676 and you will suffer a loss and feel that something has passed out of your lives. 164 00:15:57,776 --> 00:16:00,845 Such persons will be comforted by the assurance... 165 00:16:00,945 --> 00:16:05,475 that the presence of God and the consolation of our holy religion... 166 00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:09,454 are not tied to any one building. 167 00:16:09,579 --> 00:16:14,793 We have caused that the altar hitherto in this church... 168 00:16:14,918 --> 00:16:20,757 should be carefully removed and protected from desecration. 169 00:16:21,841 --> 00:16:27,961 (minister #2) And this fabric accordingly is hereby for ever secularised, 170 00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:32,143 and the sentence aforesaid is voided and revoked, 171 00:16:32,268 --> 00:16:35,605 and this place, hitherto a holy place, 172 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:39,342 and sacred to the preaching of God's holy word, 173 00:16:39,442 --> 00:16:42,220 and the ministration of his holy sacraments, 174 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:46,991 is hereby pronounced secular and unconsecrated, 175 00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:52,288 and no longer within our canonical jurisdiction. Amen. 176 00:17:23,069 --> 00:17:24,888 - Yours. - Much obliged. 177 00:17:24,988 --> 00:17:27,198 Thank you. 178 00:17:27,323 --> 00:17:29,909 - Can we go now? - No. 179 00:17:34,873 --> 00:17:36,873 Let's go. 180 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,677 Well... 181 00:17:50,722 --> 00:17:52,974 - Look at the glass. - Yeah. 182 00:17:53,099 --> 00:17:55,143 Yeah. 183 00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:06,946 - Hey, Arlo. - Arlo. 184 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,852 (Arlo) How ya doin'? - All ours. 185 00:18:12,952 --> 00:18:15,413 (Alice) All beautiful. 186 00:18:16,498 --> 00:18:18,498 Whee. 187 00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:23,755 A place to be the way we wanna be. At last. 188 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,025 What more do we need? - Amazing grace. 189 00:18:35,642 --> 00:18:38,019 You haven't changed much. 190 00:18:38,144 --> 00:18:41,629 You have. You're gettin' to be all there. 191 00:18:42,399 --> 00:18:46,094 I remember when you ran the library at school. 192 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:50,390 We used to come in and take the books out just to see ya. 193 00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:52,867 Well, I didn't mind. 194 00:18:58,665 --> 00:19:01,860 What's this? - A card from Roger. He never mailed it. 195 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:06,550 Says he'll be here around Thanksgiving. - Hope he's OK. 196 00:19:07,173 --> 00:19:10,410 You know, if we'd had a place like this before, 197 00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:13,060 he might not have drifted off. 198 00:19:13,096 --> 00:19:15,140 Yeah. 199 00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:19,502 You'll be here awhile, won't you? Just a couple of days. 200 00:19:19,602 --> 00:19:22,631 I just thought I'd bring Roger's stuff, see how you were. 201 00:19:22,731 --> 00:19:27,569 I got some soup on the stove that's gonna be really good. 202 00:19:27,694 --> 00:19:33,016 I'd like to, Alice, but I gotta get back to New York. Play some music. See Woody. 203 00:19:33,116 --> 00:19:36,453 Got a gig? - No, free stuff mostly. 204 00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:40,318 Gotta start somewhere. - You get first taste. 205 00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:43,459 Mm. 206 00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:45,879 - That's home cooking. - Yeah. 207 00:19:47,589 --> 00:19:50,033 ♪ From my hand to the waters... 208 00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:53,108 ♪ Gone for ever from the land... 209 00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:56,331 ♪ It will soon add to the sand... 210 00:19:56,431 --> 00:19:58,850 ♪ I'm goin' home... 211 00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:01,978 (♪ harmonica)... 212 00:20:34,552 --> 00:20:37,414 What's this? - It's dinner on the house. 213 00:20:37,514 --> 00:20:42,794 What about a cheeseburger? - Sure, if you wanna pay for it. This is free. 214 00:20:42,894 --> 00:20:45,188 Hi, Reenie. 215 00:20:45,313 --> 00:20:48,425 You don't like sweets? - I like one or two, but... 216 00:20:48,525 --> 00:20:50,568 Two's plenty. 217 00:21:13,258 --> 00:21:15,553 (♪ Discordant harmonica)... 218 00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:29,065 (sniffs) 219 00:21:35,113 --> 00:21:37,365 Got a handkerchief? 220 00:21:39,909 --> 00:21:41,953 - Use this. - OK. 221 00:21:55,925 --> 00:21:59,220 Reenie, how old are you? - 17. 222 00:21:59,345 --> 00:22:00,955 13? - 15. 223 00:22:01,055 --> 00:22:03,433 - 15 going on 14. - OK. 224 00:22:03,558 --> 00:22:06,378 Well, what do you want? I mean, Jesus... 225 00:22:06,478 --> 00:22:11,424 I'm a teenybopper. I already made it with Dick Bogardus of Raspberry Wristwatch. 226 00:22:11,524 --> 00:22:13,385 This is his shirt. 227 00:22:13,485 --> 00:22:19,015 And Jack Hennessy of the Unreal. And the drummer of the Democratic Convention. 228 00:22:19,115 --> 00:22:23,244 And The Wanderer, and... lots of other big guys. 229 00:22:23,369 --> 00:22:26,982 With concerts, and record deals, and everything. 230 00:22:27,082 --> 00:22:29,334 And... (sniffs) 231 00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:33,046 I'd like... well... you know... with you. 232 00:22:34,798 --> 00:22:38,134 Cos you'll probably get to be an album. 233 00:22:47,685 --> 00:22:49,685 Here. 234 00:22:50,522 --> 00:22:52,941 Keep this as a souvenir. 235 00:22:55,026 --> 00:22:57,237 Same as if we made it. 236 00:22:59,155 --> 00:23:02,409 I just don't wanna catch your cold. 237 00:23:12,210 --> 00:23:16,256 ♪ ...was Abdul Abulbul Amir... 238 00:23:16,381 --> 00:23:19,909 ♪ There are heroes aplenty and well known to fame... 239 00:23:20,009 --> 00:23:23,664 ♪ Who fought in the ranks of the Tsar... 240 00:23:25,140 --> 00:23:32,522 ♪ But the greatest in fame was a man by the name of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar 241 00:23:32,647 --> 00:23:37,719 We'll get all this stuff in here, then we'll lay something beautiful across it. 242 00:23:37,819 --> 00:23:45,368 ♪ He could imitate Irving, play poker or pool, and strum on a Spanish guitar... 243 00:23:45,452 --> 00:23:50,498 ♪ In fact, quite the cream of the Muscovite team... 244 00:23:50,623 --> 00:23:52,942 Is that for me? - Of course it is. 245 00:23:53,042 --> 00:23:53,777 Beautiful. 246 00:23:53,877 --> 00:23:58,089 ♪ Was Ivan Skavinsky Skavar 247 00:23:58,214 --> 00:24:02,494 Say but I'm glad all you sinners have come to this church... 248 00:24:02,594 --> 00:24:05,805 to get your corrupt souls saved. 249 00:24:05,930 --> 00:24:07,374 - Yeah. - Yeah. 250 00:24:07,474 --> 00:24:11,044 But have you put away the knowledge of the flesh? 251 00:24:11,144 --> 00:24:14,506 No. - Then get aboard this great soul ship, 252 00:24:14,606 --> 00:24:18,593 cos we're goin' straight up outasight when we make this trip. 253 00:24:18,693 --> 00:24:21,668 Take it up now, Paulie, take it up. 254 00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:31,439 ♪ Boil them cabbages down, oh, turn them hoecakes round... 255 00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:33,942 ♪ The only song I can sing... 256 00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:37,003 Oh, yeah. It's gonna be beautiful. 257 00:24:37,128 --> 00:24:40,358 Gotta work the red in there some more. 258 00:24:45,386 --> 00:24:48,681 We want those rooms real warm. 259 00:24:51,267 --> 00:24:55,005 ♪ Grandma had a yellow hen, we set her as you know... 260 00:24:55,105 --> 00:24:59,801 ♪ We set her on three buzzard eggs and she hatched out one old crow 261 00:24:59,901 --> 00:25:01,901 Good. 262 00:25:03,488 --> 00:25:06,038 Yeah, man. Let there be light. 263 00:25:19,796 --> 00:25:20,905 (neighs) 264 00:25:21,005 --> 00:25:23,258 It's not that cold, Alice. 265 00:25:25,301 --> 00:25:29,848 Thought I'd sleep with him. All those kids in our bed. 266 00:25:34,728 --> 00:25:38,723 Oh, what's wrong with... what's wrong with here? 267 00:25:45,071 --> 00:25:47,115 (vehicle approaching)... 268 00:25:52,078 --> 00:25:54,628 (man) Hey, Ray? - Oh, Jesus. 269 00:25:55,415 --> 00:25:57,459 Hey, Ray. 270 00:26:00,211 --> 00:26:02,797 OK. - (Neighing) 271 00:26:03,298 --> 00:26:05,550 OK. 272 00:26:05,675 --> 00:26:09,913 I got a call from the hospital in New York. Shelly's gettin' out Monday. 273 00:26:10,013 --> 00:26:12,499 Somebody oughta go get him. - How about you? 274 00:26:12,599 --> 00:26:16,294 If I don't show up at the garage Monday... - You gotta get him. 275 00:26:16,394 --> 00:26:20,049 I know that kid. He'll be back on the scene. 276 00:26:20,065 --> 00:26:22,108 - Bellevue? - Yeah. 277 00:27:34,848 --> 00:27:37,653 (Arlo's music through speaker)... 278 00:27:45,525 --> 00:27:47,905 (switches off speaker)... 279 00:27:51,030 --> 00:27:56,130 ♪ Your love is sweetest, I wanna call you right now rag... 280 00:27:56,786 --> 00:28:00,457 ♪ Little baby, oh little sweetheart, 281 00:28:00,582 --> 00:28:04,377 ♪ Yeah, I wanna ball you right now rag 282 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,536 Hey, Shelly. How you doin'? 283 00:28:13,636 --> 00:28:15,805 - Hey, man. - Hi, Ray. 284 00:28:17,766 --> 00:28:20,226 Can I talk? 285 00:28:20,351 --> 00:28:24,355 Oh, yeah. She's cool. She owns the place. 286 00:28:24,481 --> 00:28:29,386 I just got Shelly out this morning. I'm gonna take him up to the church for a bit. 287 00:28:29,486 --> 00:28:34,015 But his landlady locked up his mobiles - those things he does - the big one. 288 00:28:34,115 --> 00:28:36,893 He owes a coupla months' rent. You got some bread? 289 00:28:36,993 --> 00:28:39,437 Like eight bucks? - More like 80. 290 00:28:39,537 --> 00:28:41,581 (whistles) 291 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,543 Ruth? 292 00:28:57,222 --> 00:28:58,915 Thanks, man. 293 00:28:59,015 --> 00:29:03,545 You should make it up soon. Alice'd like that. We miss you. 294 00:29:03,645 --> 00:29:05,814 Yeah, I know. I'll be up. 295 00:29:05,939 --> 00:29:07,982 Peace. 296 00:29:10,985 --> 00:29:13,238 It's like the old days. 297 00:29:15,031 --> 00:29:19,577 People drop in, you give them everything you've got. 298 00:29:20,245 --> 00:29:23,815 You're not so unusual. We used to do that. 299 00:29:23,873 --> 00:29:27,698 We used to do that, all of us in the movement. 300 00:29:29,295 --> 00:29:32,132 Movements... 301 00:29:34,384 --> 00:29:36,202 Would you believe it? 302 00:29:36,302 --> 00:29:40,290 Woody still owes me for a train ticket out of town I bought him once. 303 00:29:40,390 --> 00:29:42,809 I believe it. 304 00:29:54,904 --> 00:29:56,904 Baby... 305 00:30:03,705 --> 00:30:06,082 Girdles feel funny. 306 00:30:10,503 --> 00:30:12,968 You don't find me attractive? 307 00:30:14,048 --> 00:30:15,700 No, I don't. 308 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,953 I don't find you much of a performer, either. 309 00:30:19,053 --> 00:30:22,432 That's cool. You got it out straight. 310 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,600 And so did I. 311 00:30:27,270 --> 00:30:29,047 I played out my two weeks, 312 00:30:29,147 --> 00:30:33,051 took a pair of hand-tooled boots and four square suits my mother gave me, 313 00:30:33,151 --> 00:30:36,137 traded 'em for an amplifier which I amplified some... 314 00:30:36,237 --> 00:30:39,891 and put down as a down payment on a red VWMicrobus. 315 00:30:39,991 --> 00:30:44,813 Got me a Trinity Racing Association triangle from Ray and stuck it on the door. 316 00:30:44,913 --> 00:30:50,948 Now if I can just get me a couple of hit records, I'll be all baled out. 317 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:14,252 (vehicle approaching) 318 00:32:25,138 --> 00:32:28,808 Hey, man. How you doin'? Where is everybody? 319 00:32:28,933 --> 00:32:32,754 Building Alice a restaurant. - You're puttin' me on. 320 00:32:32,854 --> 00:32:35,023 Here in the church? 321 00:32:35,148 --> 00:32:39,986 No, in Stockbridge, behind the store. - You all alone? 322 00:32:40,111 --> 00:32:44,265 No, Jake's sleeping over there. - Jake? He's out of the army? 323 00:32:44,365 --> 00:32:46,367 He's sleeping. 324 00:32:47,452 --> 00:32:49,579 Hey, Jake. It's me, Arlo. 325 00:32:49,704 --> 00:32:51,704 - Hey. - Hey... 326 00:32:52,415 --> 00:32:55,645 What's that? - Just what it looks like. 327 00:33:05,470 --> 00:33:09,391 Dougie, can I have the stoves now, please? 328 00:33:23,613 --> 00:33:26,078 (man) Hey, Ray. How you been? 329 00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:30,829 Just simmer down. 330 00:33:30,954 --> 00:33:32,814 (woman mutters) 331 00:33:32,914 --> 00:33:34,914 OK, OK. 332 00:33:42,173 --> 00:33:45,403 Hey, Obie. Would you like some coffee? 333 00:33:47,011 --> 00:33:51,433 Annie, would you get the chief some coffee, please? 334 00:33:53,268 --> 00:33:55,268 What do you think? 335 00:34:26,134 --> 00:34:28,134 Excuse me. 336 00:34:33,725 --> 00:34:36,700 Hey, Arlo. - Hi, Ray. How you doin'? 337 00:34:40,065 --> 00:34:43,860 Well? - Just what I've always wanted. 338 00:34:43,985 --> 00:34:47,947 A restaurant? - No, a friend with a restaurant. 339 00:34:49,032 --> 00:34:51,367 Well, anytime, baby. 340 00:34:51,493 --> 00:34:54,020 For our kids, it's on the house. Right, Ray? 341 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,482 You better believe it. - Pity I'm not heavy on hammer and saw. 342 00:34:57,582 --> 00:35:01,407 Maybe you could write us a singing commercial. 343 00:35:01,461 --> 00:35:03,461 I could do that. 344 00:35:03,713 --> 00:35:09,719 ♪ You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant... 345 00:35:09,969 --> 00:35:16,101 ♪ You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant... 346 00:35:16,226 --> 00:35:23,300 ♪ Walk right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track... 347 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,720 That's right. Tonight, Alice Brock opens The Back Room, 348 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:31,308 her new restaurant in Stockbridge, with such gourmet dishes as... 349 00:35:31,408 --> 00:35:38,106 beef bourguignon, costalettas Pojarsky, spaghetti alla Marciana, and many others. 350 00:35:38,206 --> 00:35:41,026 All at Alice's Back Room, opening tonight. 351 00:35:41,126 --> 00:35:44,421 Hey, everybody. Dessert on the house. 352 00:35:47,757 --> 00:35:51,219 Arlo? You cut it, Arlo. 353 00:35:52,137 --> 00:35:54,180 Here. You do it, man. 354 00:35:56,224 --> 00:35:58,935 Yeah, do it, baby. 355 00:36:10,321 --> 00:36:12,949 Hey. Sloppy Joe, huh? 356 00:36:16,661 --> 00:36:18,661 Here, baby. Wait. 357 00:36:19,289 --> 00:36:23,668 Wait, Shel. I'll come with ya. - I've... 358 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,591 Don't crowd him. He needs to get his head. 359 00:36:29,716 --> 00:36:31,760 Chief? 360 00:36:33,344 --> 00:36:36,744 'Eat me'? I suppose so. I'll never tell. 361 00:36:37,515 --> 00:36:39,515 Get us some plates. 362 00:36:44,522 --> 00:36:48,051 I said I had a girl for ya. - She seems to dig Ray. 363 00:36:48,151 --> 00:36:53,081 Yeah, she digs Ray a lot. He's sorta been helping her some. 364 00:36:53,364 --> 00:36:55,867 Oh, yeah? 365 00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:05,335 I happen to dig botany. 366 00:37:06,419 --> 00:37:08,880 I happen to dig music. 367 00:37:09,798 --> 00:37:13,343 But they didn't know anything about it. 368 00:37:13,468 --> 00:37:17,293 Maybe you should have gone to a better school. 369 00:37:18,181 --> 00:37:20,225 (bell tolls) 370 00:37:24,270 --> 00:37:26,898 Hey, what's that all about? 371 00:37:27,023 --> 00:37:30,083 It's an ancient custom of the manor. 372 00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:34,360 The lord and lady ring the bell after they make it. 373 00:37:34,989 --> 00:37:37,033 Got ya. 374 00:37:41,871 --> 00:37:45,442 Well, are you gonna make your move, or aren't ya? 375 00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:48,002 Yeah, I could do that. 376 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,880 (she giggles)... 377 00:38:40,138 --> 00:38:46,436 (commentator)... heading down the back stretch, going to the far turn... 378 00:38:48,646 --> 00:38:53,485 Number 376, Brian Parker. Here he comes over the jump. 379 00:39:27,936 --> 00:39:29,936 Go, Ray. 380 00:39:56,464 --> 00:40:00,468 Brian's taken over the lead, and he's clear. 381 00:40:00,593 --> 00:40:03,263 661's taken over second place. 382 00:40:38,506 --> 00:40:42,118 Don't you think he's won enough for one race? 383 00:40:42,218 --> 00:40:46,247 Sure was weird the way you hit that puddle, Ray. Good pull-out. 384 00:40:46,347 --> 00:40:48,642 Get your hand off the bike. 385 00:40:48,725 --> 00:40:51,102 Hey, Ray. Ray. 386 00:41:00,862 --> 00:41:06,351 Ladies and gentlemen, I thought you'd like to know we're awarding all trophies today... 387 00:41:06,451 --> 00:41:10,897 in honour of all the boys over in Vietnam and other foreign places... 388 00:41:10,997 --> 00:41:14,992 who are defending this great country of ours, 389 00:41:18,630 --> 00:41:22,200 and in honour of the many fine riders who raced on this track... 390 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:28,873 out there in the jungle in the forefront of the free world's fight against communism. 391 00:41:28,973 --> 00:41:32,502 Hey, what's happened here? - Let's get outta here. 392 00:41:32,602 --> 00:41:38,552 We can't leave now, while they're out there helpin' out the free world. 393 00:42:28,658 --> 00:42:30,477 Boo. 394 00:42:30,577 --> 00:42:34,062 Did you think I was out here shootin' up? 395 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:42,464 I'm gettin' Ray's bike back together for the race Sunday. 396 00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,779 Do you still want to? - Want to what? 397 00:42:52,390 --> 00:42:54,642 Shoot up. 398 00:42:56,061 --> 00:42:58,313 That's over, Alice. 399 00:43:00,148 --> 00:43:02,400 It's over. 400 00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:09,449 I'll never go back on it. 401 00:43:09,574 --> 00:43:11,618 Never. 402 00:44:27,110 --> 00:44:29,154 (singing) 403 00:44:34,743 --> 00:44:38,738 Hey, Shelly. Come on. We're goin' to the quarry. 404 00:44:38,830 --> 00:44:44,402 Ray, get me somethin' to eat, will ya? - Hey, Alice. Come on outta there. 405 00:44:44,502 --> 00:44:46,502 Yeah. 406 00:44:54,512 --> 00:44:56,623 It's gonna look good up there. 407 00:44:56,723 --> 00:45:00,669 Come on. I'm takin' you swimming. - With all these people for lunch? 408 00:45:00,769 --> 00:45:03,922 Let 'em go into the kitchen and help themselves. 409 00:45:04,022 --> 00:45:06,299 I'm not running a cafeteria. 410 00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:10,345 That damn girl didn't show up today and I have to do it all myself. 411 00:45:10,445 --> 00:45:14,574 Hey, you're letting this place eat you up, baby. 412 00:45:17,327 --> 00:45:21,356 Come on, Shel. - Maybe I should stay and wash dishes. 413 00:45:21,456 --> 00:45:25,527 Aw, can't he go for a little swim, huh? - Why ask me? 414 00:45:25,627 --> 00:45:27,904 You wanna go swimmin', go swimmin'. 415 00:45:28,004 --> 00:45:30,894 Go on, get outta here. Both of ya. 416 00:45:30,924 --> 00:45:32,367 Go on. Out. 417 00:45:32,467 --> 00:45:34,761 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 418 00:45:34,886 --> 00:45:36,886 Yeah, we're gone. 419 00:45:39,516 --> 00:45:43,461 Hey, what happened to my food? - (Ray) 86 on the food. 420 00:45:43,561 --> 00:45:49,001 It's too cold to go swimming. Why don't we go back to the church? 421 00:46:10,296 --> 00:46:15,035 Hey, he'll come through OK. - I don't know. Maybe this is it. 422 00:46:15,135 --> 00:46:18,455 She wouldn't have called if it wasn't serious. 423 00:46:18,555 --> 00:46:21,057 Maybe we should come with ya. 424 00:46:21,182 --> 00:46:23,184 No, thanks. 425 00:46:25,687 --> 00:46:27,897 What is it? Like, cancer? 426 00:46:28,606 --> 00:46:30,775 Huntington's chorea. 427 00:46:32,277 --> 00:46:34,012 Oh, a war wound, huh? 428 00:46:34,112 --> 00:46:36,681 It's not that kind of Korea, it's... 429 00:46:36,781 --> 00:46:41,436 Huntington's disease. Attacks... attacks the nervous system. 430 00:46:41,536 --> 00:46:44,230 There's no cure for it. - How d'you get it? 431 00:46:44,330 --> 00:46:47,730 Karin, for God's sake. - It's hereditary. 432 00:46:47,834 --> 00:46:51,319 Why don't you get lost? - Hey, hey. Easy. 433 00:47:02,515 --> 00:47:06,102 Now don't you worry about that. 434 00:47:16,112 --> 00:47:18,323 Stay cool, man. 435 00:47:18,448 --> 00:47:20,492 Stay cool. 436 00:47:23,161 --> 00:47:26,986 ♪ Out of your dust bowl westward we rolled... 437 00:47:26,998 --> 00:47:32,462 ♪ And your deserts were hot and your mountains were cold... 438 00:47:38,009 --> 00:47:42,854 ♪ I've worked in your orchards of peaches and prunes... 439 00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:48,895 ♪ Slept on the ground 'neath the light of the moon 440 00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:50,255 How's he doin'? 441 00:47:50,355 --> 00:47:54,175 He was gettin' worse, but now he seems fine again. 442 00:47:54,275 --> 00:47:57,165 We just don't know what to expect. 443 00:47:57,278 --> 00:47:59,322 Or when. 444 00:48:06,037 --> 00:48:10,792 ♪ California, Arizona, I make all your crops... 445 00:48:12,293 --> 00:48:17,340 ♪ Then it's up north to Oregon to gather your hops... 446 00:48:18,425 --> 00:48:24,264 ♪ Dig the beets from your ground, cut the grapes from your vine... 447 00:48:24,389 --> 00:48:28,935 ♪ To put on your table that light sparkling wine... 448 00:48:35,316 --> 00:48:40,029 ♪ It's always we ramble, that river and I... 449 00:48:41,614 --> 00:48:46,536 ♪ All along your green valley I'll live till I die... 450 00:48:48,830 --> 00:48:52,995 ♪ My land I'll defend with my life if it be... 451 00:48:53,001 --> 00:49:00,133 ♪ For my pastures of plenty must always be free... 452 00:49:14,397 --> 00:49:19,986 Pete, the car. Play the one about the car. - Break out the guitar. 453 00:49:21,279 --> 00:49:25,492 Don't know if it's right in tune. Try it. 454 00:49:28,036 --> 00:49:30,230 ♪ Let's go riding in the car, car... 455 00:49:30,330 --> 00:49:32,524 ♪ Let's go riding in the car, car... 456 00:49:32,624 --> 00:49:34,859 ♪ Let's go riding in the car, car... 457 00:49:34,959 --> 00:49:37,849 ♪ Let's go riding in the car... 458 00:49:45,637 --> 00:49:47,956 ♪ I'm a-gonna let you blow the horn... 459 00:49:48,056 --> 00:49:50,250 ♪ I'm a-gonna let you blow the horn... 460 00:49:50,350 --> 00:49:54,713 ♪ Oo-ra, oo-ra, oo-ra, let's go riding in the car... 461 00:49:54,813 --> 00:49:56,923 ♪ Let's go riding in the car, car... 462 00:49:57,023 --> 00:49:59,092 ♪ Let's go riding in the car, car... 463 00:49:59,192 --> 00:50:01,303 ♪ Let's go riding in the car, car... 464 00:50:01,403 --> 00:50:04,038 ♪ Let's go riding in the car 465 00:50:23,383 --> 00:50:26,273 Hey, cut it. She just seasoned it. 466 00:50:28,388 --> 00:50:30,807 Try it now, François. 467 00:50:37,230 --> 00:50:39,758 OK, clowns. Get out of this kitchen. 468 00:50:39,858 --> 00:50:42,469 Another taste? - It took the roof off my mouth. 469 00:50:42,569 --> 00:50:47,098 You been screwin' round with my chilli? - Screwin' around? 470 00:50:47,198 --> 00:50:51,102 No, madam, I perfected it with just that pinch of spice required... 471 00:50:51,202 --> 00:50:55,790 to bring tears of ecstasy to this gourmet's eyes. 472 00:50:55,915 --> 00:51:00,545 Cut it out. Stop it. - Is that not so, François? Huh? 473 00:51:02,172 --> 00:51:05,325 I don't know what you two got goin', but I don't need it. 474 00:51:05,425 --> 00:51:09,412 We're only horsin' around. - I've had it with you two-buck tourists. 475 00:51:09,512 --> 00:51:13,266 And you crummy tied-up townies. I've had it. 476 00:51:13,391 --> 00:51:19,856 And I'll tell you something. Startin' right now, I'm on vacation. 477 00:51:24,569 --> 00:51:27,655 Hey. What are you doin' in New York? 478 00:51:32,202 --> 00:51:34,621 Crazy ladies. 479 00:51:35,705 --> 00:51:37,749 Now you got one more. 480 00:51:43,213 --> 00:51:45,840 I was headed up to the church. 481 00:51:46,925 --> 00:51:48,925 Go. 482 00:51:50,053 --> 00:51:52,514 Hey, what's the matter? 483 00:52:03,274 --> 00:52:06,929 I guess I'm the bitch who had too many pups. 484 00:52:09,531 --> 00:52:12,506 I couldn't take 'em all milking me. 485 00:52:18,706 --> 00:52:22,293 You got... you got anything to smoke? 486 00:52:51,781 --> 00:52:53,867 You want to? 487 00:53:35,533 --> 00:53:37,828 (♪ 'Alice's Restaurant')... 488 00:54:07,982 --> 00:54:10,026 (banging on door)... 489 00:54:18,451 --> 00:54:20,495 - Who? - Me. 490 00:54:32,590 --> 00:54:34,634 - Hey. - Hey, Arlo. 491 00:54:34,759 --> 00:54:37,387 - Look what I found. - Roger. 492 00:54:38,096 --> 00:54:40,807 - You look great. - So do you. 493 00:54:40,932 --> 00:54:44,169 I was scared maybe those cops out there busted you up. 494 00:54:44,269 --> 00:54:47,244 Yeah, they beat on me some. - Roger? 495 00:54:47,772 --> 00:54:51,635 Hey, baby. You didn't even let us know where you were. 496 00:54:51,735 --> 00:54:55,390 Is that any way to be, huh? - I had no time. 497 00:54:57,532 --> 00:55:00,201 - Hello, Alice. - Hello, Ray. 498 00:55:10,170 --> 00:55:15,200 I looked everywhere for you. Then we heard Arlo was borrowin' this pad. 499 00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:19,975 Bingo's in Rome on some kinda foundation bread. I dunno. 500 00:55:28,688 --> 00:55:34,213 You've been here since you left? - No. I've been hangin' out some. 501 00:55:35,695 --> 00:55:38,239 I got here last night. 502 00:55:39,157 --> 00:55:45,277 Chasin' around after you, I ran into all sorts of people we used to know. 503 00:55:46,331 --> 00:55:50,502 I invited them up to the church for Thanksgiving. 504 00:55:50,627 --> 00:55:54,381 Oh, no. - And Roger's bein' back... 505 00:55:54,506 --> 00:55:58,586 No, Ray. You're puttin' me on. - Just a few kids. 506 00:55:59,886 --> 00:56:02,138 For Thanksgiving. 507 00:56:07,185 --> 00:56:09,979 Hey, Alice? 508 00:56:13,441 --> 00:56:15,735 It won't be like before. 509 00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:18,863 I promise. 510 00:56:26,621 --> 00:56:28,621 OK. 511 00:56:31,668 --> 00:56:35,989 Hey, Arlo, what happened when you saw Woody? How is he? 512 00:56:36,089 --> 00:56:38,216 The same. 513 00:56:38,341 --> 00:56:40,385 Worse. 514 00:56:42,804 --> 00:56:47,054 Well, you'll make it up for Thanksgiving, won't ya? 515 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,353 Oh, yeah. We'll be there. 516 00:57:00,447 --> 00:57:03,391 Careful. That's got all the gravy in it. 517 00:57:03,491 --> 00:57:07,401 What'd I tell you, man? Alice is a groovy cook. 518 00:57:08,913 --> 00:57:13,626 We all got up there on anything that moved. 519 00:57:24,304 --> 00:57:28,299 I guess Ray didn't invite so few kids after all. 520 00:57:33,855 --> 00:57:36,941 Hi, Obie. Happy Thanksgiving. 521 00:57:38,109 --> 00:57:40,470 I need water. - That thing is air-cooled. 522 00:57:40,570 --> 00:57:42,822 Yeah, but he ain't. 523 00:57:42,947 --> 00:57:49,037 I was bringin' Ray and Alice a small present for Thanksgiving. 524 00:58:24,531 --> 00:58:27,506 You scared the hell out of my baby. 525 00:58:31,079 --> 00:58:33,565 Hey, Ray, what'd you win? - Me? Nothin'. 526 00:58:33,665 --> 00:58:36,042 Shel's our best rider. 527 00:58:38,795 --> 00:58:42,782 You can ride him to Canada. - Was wondering how to get my ass there. 528 00:58:42,882 --> 00:58:46,622 Hey, Alice. I've brought you a present. - Hi. 529 00:58:47,137 --> 00:58:48,955 Hey, he's outasight. 530 00:58:49,055 --> 00:58:51,099 (fanfare) 531 00:58:52,392 --> 00:58:54,392 Gather. 532 00:58:56,396 --> 00:58:58,690 This is just too much. 533 00:58:58,815 --> 00:59:02,694 Oh, it's beautiful. Thank you so much. 534 00:59:02,819 --> 00:59:05,369 He's wonderful. Isn't he great? 535 00:59:06,322 --> 00:59:08,322 Mm. 536 00:59:09,617 --> 00:59:14,189 I made the turkey, she made the platter. - I wonder who made her. 537 00:59:14,289 --> 00:59:17,651 No one I know about. You wouldn't do bad to try. 538 00:59:17,751 --> 00:59:21,151 Hey, Ray. How about grace? - Yeah, grace. 539 00:59:21,838 --> 00:59:26,117 Grace be to Alice, for comin' home to cook this feast. 540 00:59:26,217 --> 00:59:28,470 Yeah. 541 00:59:28,595 --> 00:59:34,642 Grace be to us for bein' here to dig it, because we're beautiful. 542 00:59:34,768 --> 00:59:35,877 Yeah. 543 00:59:35,977 --> 00:59:39,814 Now we're doin' it. We got what we need. 544 00:59:39,939 --> 00:59:41,216 Yeah. 545 00:59:41,316 --> 00:59:44,402 - What more do we want? - Nothing. 546 00:59:44,527 --> 00:59:47,614 Pastures of plenty. Come on, dig in. 547 01:00:03,588 --> 01:00:08,093 ♪ Amazing grace... 548 01:00:08,927 --> 01:00:13,515 ♪ How sweet the sound... 549 01:00:14,474 --> 01:00:22,474 ♪ That saved a wretch like me... 550 01:00:25,235 --> 01:00:33,235 ♪ I once was lost, but now I'm found... 551 01:00:36,329 --> 01:00:44,329 ♪ Was blind, but now I see... 552 01:00:47,006 --> 01:00:55,006 ♪ When we've been there ten thousand years... 553 01:00:57,934 --> 01:01:05,934 ♪ Bright shining as the sun... 554 01:01:08,778 --> 01:01:16,778 ♪ We've no less days to sing God's praise... 555 01:01:19,622 --> 01:01:27,622 ♪ Than when we've first begun... 556 01:01:29,632 --> 01:01:35,180 ♪ Amazing grace... 557 01:01:35,305 --> 01:01:40,769 ♪ How sweet the sound... 558 01:01:40,894 --> 01:01:48,894 ♪ That saved a wretch like me... 559 01:01:52,030 --> 01:02:00,030 ♪ I once was lost, but now I'm found... 560 01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:11,458 ♪ Was blind, but now I see 561 01:02:14,511 --> 01:02:16,913 Had a dinner that couldn't be beat, 562 01:02:17,013 --> 01:02:19,666 and ended up with an amazing pile of garbage. 563 01:02:19,766 --> 01:02:22,627 And we decided it would be a friendly gesture... 564 01:02:22,727 --> 01:02:27,273 for us to take the garbage down to the town dump. 565 01:02:31,027 --> 01:02:36,141 So we took the half a ton of garbage and put it in the back of a red VWMicrobus, 566 01:02:36,241 --> 01:02:41,704 took shovels and rakes and other implements of destruction, 567 01:02:42,330 --> 01:02:45,667 and we headed off toward the town dump. 568 01:02:45,792 --> 01:02:47,836 (bell tolls) 569 01:03:00,598 --> 01:03:03,573 But when we got to the town dump... 570 01:03:07,564 --> 01:03:12,986 We had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before. 571 01:03:13,111 --> 01:03:19,142 And with tears in our eyes, we drove off to look for another place to put the garbage. 572 01:03:19,242 --> 01:03:22,395 We didn't find one until we came to a side road, 573 01:03:22,495 --> 01:03:26,983 and off on the side of the side road was a 15-foot cliff. 574 01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:29,277 At the bottom was another pile of garbage, 575 01:03:29,377 --> 01:03:35,300 and we decided that one big pile was better than two little ones. 576 01:03:35,425 --> 01:03:40,597 Rather than bring that one up, we decided to throw ours down. 577 01:03:42,098 --> 01:03:44,098 That's what we did. 578 01:03:54,694 --> 01:03:57,924 And then we drove off into the sunset. 579 01:04:21,721 --> 01:04:26,001 Sure was nice of you to cook that delicious Thanksgiving feastie. 580 01:04:26,101 --> 01:04:29,504 It was sure was nice of you to dump all that garbage. 581 01:04:29,604 --> 01:04:34,024 You're both nice, but what's for dinner? - Oh, you... 582 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,447 (phone rings) 583 01:04:39,572 --> 01:04:41,572 Hello? 584 01:04:42,492 --> 01:04:44,744 Yeah, just a minute. 585 01:04:46,996 --> 01:04:49,457 - Who is it? - Officer Obie. 586 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,111 Hello. 587 01:04:53,211 --> 01:04:56,656 We found your name on an envelope under half a ton of garbage. 588 01:04:56,756 --> 01:04:59,534 Do you have any information about it? 589 01:04:59,634 --> 01:05:06,689 Yes, sir, Officer Obie. I cannot tell a lie. I put that envelope under that garbage. 590 01:05:07,267 --> 01:05:09,894 - Yeah? - Yeah. 591 01:05:12,397 --> 01:05:14,649 Yeah. 592 01:05:16,401 --> 01:05:21,306 After speaking to Obie for about 45 minutes on the telephone, 593 01:05:21,406 --> 01:05:25,316 we finally arrived at the truth of the matter. 594 01:05:25,326 --> 01:05:27,326 Yup. All right. 595 01:05:27,454 --> 01:05:30,565 He said we had to go down and pick up the garbage, 596 01:05:30,665 --> 01:05:36,615 and also had to go down and speak to him at the police officer station. 597 01:05:41,176 --> 01:05:46,164 Now, friends, there was only one or two things Officer Obie could have done. 598 01:05:46,264 --> 01:05:50,460 Maybe he'll give us a medal for being so brave and honest. 599 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:54,547 I think he'll probably just bawl us out or somethin'. 600 01:05:54,647 --> 01:05:58,551 But at the police officer station, there was a third possibility... 601 01:05:58,651 --> 01:06:01,711 that we hadn't even counted upon. 602 01:06:02,030 --> 01:06:04,824 You're both under arrest. 603 01:06:04,949 --> 01:06:08,770 Wait. We can't pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on. 604 01:06:08,870 --> 01:06:11,523 Shut up and get in the back of the patrol car. 605 01:06:11,623 --> 01:06:17,696 So we sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the 'scene of the crime'. 606 01:06:17,796 --> 01:06:21,783 Let me tell you about Stockbridge, Massachusetts, where this happened. 607 01:06:21,883 --> 01:06:27,289 They got three 'Stop' signs, two police officers, and one police car. 608 01:06:27,389 --> 01:06:32,544 But at the scene of the crime there was five police officers and three police cars, 609 01:06:32,644 --> 01:06:35,922 bein' the biggest crime of the last 50 years, 610 01:06:36,022 --> 01:06:39,634 and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it. 611 01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:42,554 And they was usin' all kinds of cop equipment... 612 01:06:42,654 --> 01:06:45,473 they had hangin' around the police officer station. 613 01:06:45,573 --> 01:06:50,478 They was takin' plaster tyre tracks, footprints, dog smellin' prints, 614 01:06:50,578 --> 01:06:54,524 and they took 27 eight-by-ten coloured glossy photographs... 615 01:06:54,624 --> 01:06:58,778 with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one... 616 01:06:58,878 --> 01:07:02,616 explainin' what each one was, to be used as evidence against us. 617 01:07:02,716 --> 01:07:08,163 Pictures of the approach, the getaway, the southwest corner, the northwest corner. 618 01:07:08,263 --> 01:07:12,343 And that's not to mention the aerial photography. 619 01:07:14,144 --> 01:07:16,271 (howls) 620 01:07:21,484 --> 01:07:23,011 Alice. 621 01:07:23,111 --> 01:07:25,155 - Save us. - To the rescue. 622 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:29,200 Hey, now wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it, Obie. 623 01:07:31,786 --> 01:07:33,730 I said hold it. Where the hell? 624 01:07:33,830 --> 01:07:36,232 Let go of my arm. - Take off those handcuffs. 625 01:07:36,332 --> 01:07:39,361 You're interfering in my civic duty. - You meathead. 626 01:07:39,461 --> 01:07:41,738 Haven't you played cop enough for today? 627 01:07:41,838 --> 01:07:45,492 This side is reserved for officers of the law and criminals. 628 01:07:45,592 --> 01:07:48,703 You pig-eyed idiot. - I've had enough garbage today. 629 01:07:48,803 --> 01:07:52,332 Yours and theirs. - Stupid bastard. Cradle-hopper. 630 01:07:52,432 --> 01:07:55,585 Turkey-raper. - Badmouthing me won't get them off. 631 01:07:55,685 --> 01:07:57,754 - Just pay the bail. - Bail? 632 01:07:57,854 --> 01:07:59,854 Yes, bail. 633 01:08:06,780 --> 01:08:10,433 I want your wallets and your belts. Put everything on the desk. 634 01:08:10,533 --> 01:08:13,728 I understand you wanting our wallets so we can't spend money, 635 01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:16,064 but what do you want our belts for? 636 01:08:16,164 --> 01:08:18,833 Kid, we don't want any hangin'. 637 01:08:22,504 --> 01:08:26,414 Do you think we'd hang ourselves for litterin'? 638 01:08:33,932 --> 01:08:37,894 What do you want now, Obie? Our teeth? 639 01:08:53,326 --> 01:08:57,661 Obie said he was makin' sure and, friends, Obie was. 640 01:08:57,747 --> 01:09:02,027 He took the toilet seat so we couldn't hit ourselves on the head and drown, 641 01:09:02,127 --> 01:09:05,655 and he took the toilet paper so we couldn't bend the bars, 642 01:09:05,755 --> 01:09:11,786 roll the paper out the window, slide down and have an escape and get away. 643 01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:13,886 Obie was makin' sure. 644 01:09:13,930 --> 01:09:16,291 Hey, when do we get our bread and water? 645 01:09:16,391 --> 01:09:18,391 Shut up, kid. 646 01:09:30,447 --> 01:09:34,117 I got the bail release. Let 'em out. 647 01:09:39,581 --> 01:09:41,624 (mouths) 648 01:09:53,344 --> 01:09:55,388 Come to mama, baby. 649 01:09:57,724 --> 01:10:00,602 You may bring the bags out now. 650 01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:03,980 (cheering)... 651 01:10:09,778 --> 01:10:12,113 - We're free. - Hey, man. 652 01:10:12,238 --> 01:10:14,933 We want a little respect for law and order. 653 01:10:15,033 --> 01:10:18,328 An injustice. 654 01:10:18,453 --> 01:10:23,213 You're the only one I dreamed of the whole time I was in. 655 01:10:50,402 --> 01:10:55,332 Come on, man. - No. I can't stand the smell of cop toilets. 656 01:10:57,784 --> 01:11:03,224 Hell, I'll wait out here with ya. - Will you just leave me alone? 657 01:11:03,915 --> 01:11:05,917 OK. 658 01:11:06,042 --> 01:11:08,128 OK... baby. 659 01:11:11,798 --> 01:11:15,702 Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye. All persons having anything to do... 660 01:11:15,802 --> 01:11:20,707 before the honourable justice of the district court, James E Hannon, 661 01:11:20,807 --> 01:11:24,377 now sitting at Lee, within and for the county of Berkshire, 662 01:11:24,477 --> 01:11:28,131 draw near, give your attendance, and you shall be heard. 663 01:11:28,231 --> 01:11:32,235 God save the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. 664 01:11:33,528 --> 01:11:35,738 (clerk) You may be seated. 665 01:11:35,780 --> 01:11:41,186 Roger Crowther and Arlo Guthrie, you will stand and face the court. 666 01:11:41,286 --> 01:11:44,856 You are charged with illegal disposal of garbage. 667 01:11:44,956 --> 01:11:48,193 How do you plead? - We cannot tell a lie. 668 01:11:48,293 --> 01:11:50,837 Your Honour, we're guilty. 669 01:11:50,962 --> 01:11:54,449 I sentence each of you to pay a fine of 25 dollars, 670 01:11:54,549 --> 01:11:57,677 and you will remove the garbage. 671 01:11:59,304 --> 01:12:05,168 And Obie looked at the seeing-eye dog, then at the coloured glossy photographs... 672 01:12:05,268 --> 01:12:10,340 with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back, and began to cry, 673 01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:15,345 cos he came to the realisation that it was a typical case of American blind justice, 674 01:12:15,445 --> 01:12:19,270 and there wasn't nothin' he could do about it. 675 01:12:20,492 --> 01:12:25,939 Now that we've paid our debt to society, what do we do with the evidence? 676 01:12:26,039 --> 01:12:29,276 I don't give a damn, long as you don't dump it around here. 677 01:12:29,376 --> 01:12:32,779 I'm gonna escort you to the town line. Now, get goin'. 678 01:12:32,879 --> 01:12:36,383 Gotta pick up my chick. - That figures. 679 01:12:48,186 --> 01:12:52,632 Hey, come on. I'm gettin' rid out of town, and I told 'em I had to pick up my girl. 680 01:12:52,732 --> 01:12:56,217 Am I your girl? - I guess you'd better be. 681 01:12:59,864 --> 01:13:02,492 (speaks Japanese)... 682 01:13:07,455 --> 01:13:10,650 What'd he say? - He said he'd glaze my pot. 683 01:13:10,750 --> 01:13:12,750 That's what I thought. 684 01:13:13,128 --> 01:13:16,197 With all this garbage? Why can't we take it to the town dump? 685 01:13:16,297 --> 01:13:20,051 I told you, he's ridin' us outta town. 686 01:13:20,176 --> 01:13:24,764 Sure does look that way. - Where can we dump it, then? 687 01:13:27,851 --> 01:13:29,851 I think I know. 688 01:14:03,053 --> 01:14:08,475 New York's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't wanna... 689 01:14:37,128 --> 01:14:39,172 (ship's hooter)... 690 01:14:41,466 --> 01:14:43,718 (♪ Hawaiian guitar) 691 01:15:17,877 --> 01:15:20,130 OK to come up? 692 01:15:22,006 --> 01:15:24,006 Sure. 693 01:15:29,180 --> 01:15:34,144 Looks like this letter's been followin' you around some. 694 01:15:41,818 --> 01:15:44,198 - What day is today? - The 8th. 695 01:15:46,281 --> 01:15:50,618 Then my army physical is tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 696 01:15:51,703 --> 01:15:54,080 It's 8am, Whitehall Street. 697 01:15:54,205 --> 01:15:57,817 You just might be selected to defend our country. 698 01:15:57,917 --> 01:15:59,917 Yeah. 699 01:16:01,254 --> 01:16:03,298 That's weird. (Laughs) 700 01:16:29,657 --> 01:16:33,578 They'll never take anyone as crazy as you. 701 01:16:43,922 --> 01:16:48,034 They got a building in New York called Whitehall Street where you get injected, 702 01:16:48,134 --> 01:16:52,080 inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected. 703 01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:55,917 Hey, kid. Where's your papers we sent you through the mail? 704 01:16:56,017 --> 01:17:00,005 Didn't say anything on it to bring it. - All right. What's your name? 705 01:17:00,105 --> 01:17:06,094 And I proceeded on down the hall, gettin' more injections, inspections, infections, 706 01:17:06,194 --> 01:17:10,140 neglections and all kinds of stuff they were doin' to me there, 707 01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:14,269 and I was there for two hours, three hours, four hours... 708 01:17:14,369 --> 01:17:18,398 I was there a long time goin' through all kinds of mean, nasty things... 709 01:17:18,498 --> 01:17:24,195 and havin' a tough time, and they was inspectin', injectin' every part of me. 710 01:17:24,295 --> 01:17:26,698 And they was leavin' no parts untouched. 711 01:17:26,798 --> 01:17:29,217 Turn your head and cough. 712 01:17:30,301 --> 01:17:32,637 Turn your head and cough. 713 01:17:34,055 --> 01:17:36,182 Turn your head and cough. 714 01:17:37,267 --> 01:17:39,519 Turn your hat and cough. 715 01:17:41,062 --> 01:17:43,187 Turn your head and cough. 716 01:18:02,042 --> 01:18:04,569 That ain't enough. - It's all I had. 717 01:18:04,669 --> 01:18:07,530 Ain't enough. Do some more. - But... 718 01:18:07,630 --> 01:18:10,383 That's an order. 719 01:18:16,639 --> 01:18:19,189 Hey, anybody got any to spare? 720 01:18:22,312 --> 01:18:26,341 And I proceeded on through and finally came to see the very last man. 721 01:18:26,441 --> 01:18:29,761 I walked in, said 'What do you want to see me about?' He said: 722 01:18:29,861 --> 01:18:31,861 See the shrink. 723 01:18:48,171 --> 01:18:49,364 Come in, my boy. 724 01:18:49,464 --> 01:18:53,785 I went up there, I said 'Shrink, I wanna kill. I wanna kill.' 725 01:18:53,885 --> 01:18:58,957 'I wanna see blood and gore and guts, veins in my teeth, eat dead burnt bodies.' 726 01:18:59,057 --> 01:19:02,669 And I started jumpin' up and down yellin' 'Kill. Kill.' 727 01:19:02,769 --> 01:19:06,381 And he started jumpin' up and down with me, and we was both yellin': 728 01:19:06,481 --> 01:19:08,525 Kill. Kill. Kill. 729 01:19:11,861 --> 01:19:14,864 You're our boy. Right this way. 730 01:19:14,989 --> 01:19:18,977 We only got one question: have you ever been arrested? 731 01:19:19,077 --> 01:19:23,273 And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice's Restaurant Massacree, 732 01:19:23,373 --> 01:19:29,195 with full orchestration, five-part harmony, stuff like that, other phenomena. 733 01:19:29,295 --> 01:19:31,031 He stopped me. He said: 734 01:19:31,131 --> 01:19:33,533 Kid, have you ever been in court? 735 01:19:33,633 --> 01:19:38,663 And I proceeded to tell him the story of the 27 eight-by-ten glossy pictures... 736 01:19:38,763 --> 01:19:43,668 with circles and arrows and a paragraph explaining what each one meant. 737 01:19:43,768 --> 01:19:45,211 He stopped me again. He said: 738 01:19:45,311 --> 01:19:51,771 Kid, I want you to go in there and sit down on the bench that says 'Group W'. 739 01:20:05,623 --> 01:20:10,403 And I walked... walked over to the bench there, and there's... 740 01:20:10,503 --> 01:20:16,451 Group W is where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army... 741 01:20:16,551 --> 01:20:19,204 after committin' your special crime. 742 01:20:19,304 --> 01:20:24,292 And there was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly-lookin' people on the bench there. 743 01:20:24,392 --> 01:20:27,479 There was mother-rapers, 744 01:20:28,730 --> 01:20:30,732 father-stabbers, 745 01:20:30,857 --> 01:20:32,634 father-rapers... 746 01:20:32,734 --> 01:20:37,764 Father-rapers, sittin' on the bench next to me, and they was mean and ugly... 747 01:20:37,864 --> 01:20:41,768 and horrible and crime-fightin' guys sittin' there next to me. 748 01:20:41,868 --> 01:20:46,231 And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest father-raper of them all, 749 01:20:46,331 --> 01:20:51,486 I mean, he was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible, and he said: 750 01:20:51,586 --> 01:20:53,711 - What'd you get? - Nothin'. 751 01:20:53,797 --> 01:20:57,158 I had to pay 50 dollars and pick up the garbage. 752 01:20:57,258 --> 01:21:00,573 What were you arrested for, kid? - Uh... 753 01:21:01,513 --> 01:21:03,681 Litterin'. 754 01:21:03,807 --> 01:21:06,476 And creatin' a nuisance. 755 01:21:10,772 --> 01:21:13,832 How long you been out? - A few hours. 756 01:21:15,068 --> 01:21:18,346 We had a great time on the bench talkin' about crime, 757 01:21:18,446 --> 01:21:23,643 mother-stabbin', father-rapin', all kinds of groovy stuff, until... 758 01:21:23,743 --> 01:21:26,204 Ten-shun. 759 01:21:32,961 --> 01:21:35,505 (gabbles) 760 01:21:46,057 --> 01:21:50,462 I want you writing it down with these pencils and paper I'm gonna give you. 761 01:21:50,562 --> 01:21:56,968 Pass these forms out. Here's the pencil. When you finish, hand 'em back to me. 762 01:21:57,068 --> 01:22:01,973 And he talked for 45 minutes, and nobody understood a word that he said. 763 01:22:02,073 --> 01:22:07,103 But we had fun fillin' out the forms and playin' with the pencils, 764 01:22:07,203 --> 01:22:12,651 and I turned over the piece of paper, and there on the other side... 765 01:22:12,751 --> 01:22:14,527 read the followin' words: 766 01:22:14,627 --> 01:22:17,881 Kid, have you rehabilitated yourself? 767 01:22:18,673 --> 01:22:23,161 Sergeant, you've got a lotta goddamn gall to ask if I've rehabilitated myself. 768 01:22:23,261 --> 01:22:27,207 I mean... I mean, I'm sittin' here on the Group W bench... 769 01:22:27,307 --> 01:22:30,460 cos you wanna know if I'm moral enough to join the army, 770 01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:34,464 burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug. 771 01:22:34,564 --> 01:22:41,534 Kid, we don't like your kind. We're gonna send your fingerprints off to Washington. 772 01:22:46,159 --> 01:22:51,206 (Roger) Hey, what happened? - I'm free, man. I'm free. 773 01:22:51,331 --> 01:22:56,601 Let's get up to the church. - Sorry, man, I gotta go see Woody. 774 01:23:07,180 --> 01:23:11,209 I don't know what I'd have done if they'd taken me. 775 01:23:11,309 --> 01:23:16,154 Maybe... maybe I wouldn't have had the guts to go to jail. 776 01:23:23,530 --> 01:23:25,307 Yeah. 777 01:23:25,407 --> 01:23:27,617 I could have done that. 778 01:23:33,164 --> 01:23:35,164 It's weird. 779 01:23:38,670 --> 01:23:42,340 Good things in my life always seem to... 780 01:23:42,465 --> 01:23:46,375 come out of not doin' what I don't wanna do. 781 01:23:52,976 --> 01:23:58,273 Now that they're not after me to do what I don't wanna do, 782 01:23:59,357 --> 01:24:01,776 what do I wanna do? 783 01:24:11,953 --> 01:24:19,335 It may take me some hard travellin' to find that out for my own self. 784 01:24:37,645 --> 01:24:40,190 (Ray) I don't know. 785 01:24:40,315 --> 01:24:42,692 I don't know. 786 01:24:43,943 --> 01:24:46,321 Had everything we had. 787 01:24:46,446 --> 01:24:49,407 Look at him. He rides like a bird. 788 01:24:56,081 --> 01:24:59,609 Gave him everything he wanted, everything I had. 789 01:24:59,709 --> 01:25:04,129 He's got goddamn heaven here. What more does he want? 790 01:25:10,303 --> 01:25:13,348 - Arlo? - Hey, what's happenin'? 791 01:25:18,353 --> 01:25:20,772 (Ray) Hey, Alice. Watch it. 792 01:25:22,315 --> 01:25:24,359 Alice, watch it. 793 01:25:29,072 --> 01:25:31,658 Alice, get out of the picture. 794 01:25:36,705 --> 01:25:40,834 Bitch, what the hell do you think you're doin'? 795 01:25:46,131 --> 01:25:49,446 Shut that damn thing off. - Leave it on. 796 01:25:50,301 --> 01:25:52,301 Yahoo. 797 01:25:52,929 --> 01:25:56,791 Hey, look at those. You ever see anything like those? 798 01:25:56,891 --> 01:25:58,710 A great artist made those. 799 01:25:58,810 --> 01:26:00,810 I'm the great artist. 800 01:26:02,105 --> 01:26:04,740 Greatest... I'm the greatest... 801 01:26:06,067 --> 01:26:10,238 artist in the whole... world. 802 01:26:12,782 --> 01:26:17,020 How can you son of a bitches treat a great artist this way, huh? 803 01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:18,396 Wanna get the cuffs off? 804 01:26:18,496 --> 01:26:22,317 If he busts up the town again, I'll bust him. I got the whole book on him - ... 805 01:26:22,417 --> 01:26:29,047 possession, pushing, the whole rap - so keep him down here where he belongs. 806 01:26:30,258 --> 01:26:35,443 (laughs) I put my nut act on for Obie when he stopped the car. 807 01:26:36,014 --> 01:26:39,584 I made him forget all about lockin' me up. 808 01:26:40,310 --> 01:26:43,115 I knew they'd bring me back here. 809 01:26:44,898 --> 01:26:47,023 Alice, can I have a Coke? 810 01:26:47,942 --> 01:26:49,986 Where'd you get it? 811 01:26:52,447 --> 01:26:54,641 Get what? - The big fix you're flyin' on. 812 01:26:54,741 --> 01:26:58,141 Where'd you get it? - I'm off, remember? 813 01:26:59,913 --> 01:27:02,207 Absolutely off. 814 01:27:04,250 --> 01:27:07,320 Absolutely off. I kicked it. I beat it. 815 01:27:07,420 --> 01:27:10,365 Please. Please, baby, don't get back on. 816 01:27:10,465 --> 01:27:14,552 Alice, I swear, I'm not on. - My God, Shelly. 817 01:27:16,721 --> 01:27:19,682 I had... I had two stiff vodkas. 818 01:27:19,808 --> 01:27:22,685 We found your spike, Shel. Yeah. 819 01:27:22,811 --> 01:27:25,701 And your cooker. - That's not mine. 820 01:27:27,649 --> 01:27:30,360 You promised. You promised. 821 01:27:33,905 --> 01:27:36,032 You promised, Shel. 822 01:27:37,117 --> 01:27:39,285 You promised. 823 01:27:40,370 --> 01:27:42,622 You promised. 824 01:27:44,541 --> 01:27:48,791 Yeah, a lot of promises have been made around here. 825 01:27:50,046 --> 01:27:53,956 (Ray) Where's the rest of it? - It's all I had. 826 01:27:54,050 --> 01:27:59,013 Goddammit. Where d'you keep it? Huh? - (Alice) No, Ray. 827 01:27:59,139 --> 01:28:01,141 Ray, no. Don't. 828 01:28:01,266 --> 01:28:06,451 Shelly, I'm gonna ask you one more time. Where do you keep it? 829 01:28:07,147 --> 01:28:09,190 Huh? 830 01:28:13,194 --> 01:28:15,613 Yeah. 831 01:28:18,658 --> 01:28:22,687 You'll get this whole church busted bringin' this junk in here. 832 01:28:22,787 --> 01:28:25,252 It's not junk. It's not junk. 833 01:28:27,083 --> 01:28:30,445 Ray. Cut it out. You're hurting him. - It might help him. 834 01:28:30,545 --> 01:28:34,795 One big muscle, that's all you are. One big muscle. 835 01:28:34,883 --> 01:28:38,303 He needs taking care of. - So do you. 836 01:28:39,554 --> 01:28:42,974 Cool it. - You wanna cool it, buddy. 837 01:28:43,099 --> 01:28:48,129 Where the hell are we, anyway? - I'm in my church. Where are you? 838 01:28:48,229 --> 01:28:51,091 If you read it like that. - That's the way I read it. 839 01:28:51,191 --> 01:28:53,193 (motorcycle revving) 840 01:28:58,865 --> 01:29:01,242 Shelly. Shelly. 841 01:30:45,764 --> 01:30:48,767 Hey, there's Roger and your bus. 842 01:31:27,055 --> 01:31:33,395 Hi, Arlo. How was Woody at the end? - I don't know. I wasn't around. 843 01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:37,816 Not now. - I can't tell you how sorry we all are. 844 01:31:37,941 --> 01:31:40,527 No, not now. Please, not now. 845 01:31:40,652 --> 01:31:46,177 I'm sorry I didn't make it, Mother. I guess I shoulda hung around. 846 01:31:46,282 --> 01:31:50,277 That's all right, baby. You couldn't have known. 847 01:31:51,162 --> 01:31:53,206 Surprised me, too. 848 01:32:03,425 --> 01:32:06,010 - 15 years... - Marjorie? 849 01:32:06,136 --> 01:32:08,872 All his friends wanna know. When's the funeral? 850 01:32:08,972 --> 01:32:11,352 There's not going to be one. 851 01:32:14,853 --> 01:32:18,565 Woody didn't want a funeral. No funeral. 852 01:32:20,233 --> 01:32:25,780 When we're all together, we'll take his ashes out to Coney Island. 853 01:32:30,577 --> 01:32:34,247 Here I'd missed seein' Woody one more time, 854 01:32:34,372 --> 01:32:37,692 and Shelly was buried before I ever made it back up there. 855 01:32:37,792 --> 01:32:41,880 ♪ Through the windless wells of wonder... 856 01:32:42,005 --> 01:32:46,009 ♪ By the throbbing light machine... 857 01:32:46,134 --> 01:32:54,134 ♪ In a tea-leaf trance or under orders from the king and queen... 858 01:32:56,686 --> 01:33:04,402 ♪ Songs to aging children come... 859 01:33:04,527 --> 01:33:12,527 ♪ Aging children, I am one... 860 01:33:12,660 --> 01:33:16,456 ♪ People hurry by so quickly... 861 01:33:16,581 --> 01:33:20,835 ♪ Don't they hear the melodies... 862 01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:24,964 ♪ In the whining and the clicking... 863 01:33:25,090 --> 01:33:31,471 ♪ And the laughing harmonies? 864 01:33:31,596 --> 01:33:38,770 ♪ Songs to aging children come... 865 01:33:39,854 --> 01:33:47,487 ♪ Aging children, I am one... 866 01:33:52,158 --> 01:33:56,037 ♪ Some come dark and strange like dying... 867 01:33:56,162 --> 01:34:00,250 ♪ Crows and ravens whistling... 868 01:34:00,709 --> 01:34:04,838 ♪ Lines of weeping, strings of crying... 869 01:34:04,963 --> 01:34:11,302 ♪ So much said in listening... 870 01:34:11,886 --> 01:34:19,269 ♪ Songs to aging children come... 871 01:34:20,270 --> 01:34:28,270 ♪ Aging children, I am one... 872 01:34:28,445 --> 01:34:32,532 ♪ Does the moon play only silver... 873 01:34:32,657 --> 01:34:36,619 ♪ When it strums the galaxies? 874 01:34:36,745 --> 01:34:44,745 ♪ Dying roses, will they will their perfumed rhapsodies to me? 875 01:34:47,714 --> 01:34:55,638 ♪ Songs to aging children come... 876 01:35:01,019 --> 01:35:07,859 ♪ This is one 877 01:36:08,378 --> 01:36:10,672 Maybe I pushed him. 878 01:36:12,257 --> 01:36:17,187 Maybe me leaning on him like that pushed him into overdose. 879 01:36:22,642 --> 01:36:28,089 It's sorta sad to think of him ridin' all the way down there alone, 880 01:36:28,189 --> 01:36:30,734 rentin' that flophouse room. 881 01:36:43,580 --> 01:36:47,490 I guess maybe our beauty wasn't comin' through. 882 01:36:48,877 --> 01:36:52,505 Maybe we haven't been so beautiful lately. 883 01:36:59,429 --> 01:37:03,084 Nothin' to stop us from startin' out fresh. 884 01:37:10,732 --> 01:37:13,610 Maybe we could get married again. 885 01:37:17,989 --> 01:37:20,784 A real weddin'. 886 01:37:22,952 --> 01:37:29,042 Not like our two-minute special down there at the courthouse. 887 01:37:29,167 --> 01:37:34,881 A real weddin', with lots of singin' and flowers. 888 01:37:37,467 --> 01:37:39,594 A real church weddin'. 889 01:37:45,016 --> 01:37:47,060 We've got a church. 890 01:38:05,870 --> 01:38:07,914 All that smoke. 891 01:38:12,877 --> 01:38:15,171 Dark colours. 892 01:38:23,179 --> 01:38:25,849 Sort of sets you adrift. 893 01:38:27,726 --> 01:38:31,479 Lets you know your life is goin' by. 894 01:38:33,398 --> 01:38:36,359 All of a sudden I... 895 01:38:36,484 --> 01:38:41,406 feel in a hurry to find out what my thing's gonna be. 896 01:38:43,450 --> 01:38:47,078 Who... and where. 897 01:38:57,088 --> 01:38:59,088 (♪ Rock guitar) 898 01:39:08,600 --> 01:39:14,189 And Adam said 'Wherefore a man shall leave father and mother... 899 01:39:14,314 --> 01:39:17,650 and shall cleave to his wife, 900 01:39:17,776 --> 01:39:20,836 and they shall be two in one flesh.' 901 01:39:21,905 --> 01:39:26,743 Alice, do you take this man to be your lawful lovin' man, 902 01:39:26,868 --> 01:39:30,693 for bad or for better, for drunk or for sober, 903 01:39:30,747 --> 01:39:33,124 for high or for lower, 904 01:39:33,249 --> 01:39:38,880 for husband and lover, today and tomorrow, till death do you part? 905 01:39:40,090 --> 01:39:42,133 I do. 906 01:39:43,885 --> 01:39:48,890 Ray, do you take this woman to be your ever-wedded woman, 907 01:39:49,015 --> 01:39:53,144 for bitchy and giving, for love and for living, 908 01:39:53,269 --> 01:39:57,524 in peace and dissension, in health and affliction, 909 01:39:57,649 --> 01:40:00,468 today and tomorrow, till death do you part? 910 01:40:00,568 --> 01:40:01,595 I do. 911 01:40:01,695 --> 01:40:05,990 (all) We now pronounce you man and wife. 912 01:40:20,213 --> 01:40:22,757 (♪ Rock and roll) 913 01:40:42,944 --> 01:40:44,946 Hey, more. 914 01:41:00,420 --> 01:41:02,589 Hey. Come on over here. 915 01:41:32,869 --> 01:41:37,165 Oh, wow. - Take a look at that cake. 916 01:42:26,339 --> 01:42:28,116 Get back in there, boy. 917 01:42:28,216 --> 01:42:32,381 So long, everybody. Come back again soon. Bye-bye. 918 01:43:33,948 --> 01:43:36,753 Ray? - What's with the music, huh? 919 01:43:36,868 --> 01:43:39,245 We need sound. Hey. 920 01:43:39,371 --> 01:43:41,790 - Hey, what? - Ray. 921 01:43:42,582 --> 01:43:46,069 Here's a toast to the marriage of Alice and Ray, 922 01:43:46,169 --> 01:43:51,616 for whom we are here assembled today, and to reconsecrate the church. 923 01:43:51,716 --> 01:43:56,346 Oh, yeah. Reconsecrate, huh? Reconsecrate. Oh, yeah. 924 01:43:56,471 --> 01:43:59,021 We're really gonna lift it up. 925 01:44:00,725 --> 01:44:04,604 We're gonna get a great big old plastic bag, 926 01:44:04,729 --> 01:44:08,149 and we're gonna fill it up with helium, 927 01:44:09,234 --> 01:44:12,053 (distorted) and float right up to heaven. 928 01:44:12,153 --> 01:44:14,153 (cheering) 929 01:44:15,073 --> 01:44:17,742 And you're all invited. Yeah. 930 01:44:20,036 --> 01:44:25,609 And when we're high up in heaven, we'll throw flowers down to the people below, 931 01:44:25,709 --> 01:44:30,530 and they're gonna know that there's some happiness left somewhere. 932 01:44:30,630 --> 01:44:33,883 We're gonna get higher and higher. 933 01:44:37,262 --> 01:44:40,407 Yeah, that's where it's at. Up there. 934 01:44:40,473 --> 01:44:43,309 Up there. That's where it's at. 935 01:44:43,435 --> 01:44:45,985 That's where it's at. Come on. 936 01:44:46,062 --> 01:44:49,357 Let's get up there. Up there. Yeah. 937 01:44:49,482 --> 01:44:54,112 It's up there. It's up there. It's up there. Yeah. 938 01:44:54,237 --> 01:44:56,848 (chanting) Get it up there. Yeah. 939 01:44:56,948 --> 01:44:59,476 Come on. Get it up there. Yeah. 940 01:44:59,576 --> 01:45:02,871 Yeah. Get it up there. Yeah. 941 01:45:15,175 --> 01:45:17,953 No, no. Don't go. Don't go. Have some wine. 942 01:45:18,053 --> 01:45:19,663 Come on, come on. 943 01:45:19,763 --> 01:45:22,640 There you go, Jimmy boy. 944 01:45:22,766 --> 01:45:25,996 Alice'll cook us all something to eat. 945 01:45:28,688 --> 01:45:30,688 Hey, uh... 946 01:45:32,484 --> 01:45:38,223 I got something to tell you, man. I've been thinkin' about sellin' the church. 947 01:45:38,323 --> 01:45:41,643 First you're flyin' it, now you're sellin' it. 948 01:45:41,743 --> 01:45:43,520 I'm serious. 949 01:45:43,620 --> 01:45:47,983 I bet we could get enough for it, what with all the improvements I've put in, 950 01:45:48,083 --> 01:45:52,195 to get us all a couple of hundred acres up in Vermont, 951 01:45:52,295 --> 01:45:58,551 and get us some of that land, land we can farm, land that'll feed us. 952 01:45:58,676 --> 01:46:04,249 There ain't enough land around here. We've gotta have room to stretch out. 953 01:46:04,349 --> 01:46:06,601 I bet... 954 01:46:08,395 --> 01:46:13,191 I bet what happened to Shelly never woulda happened. 955 01:46:15,694 --> 01:46:17,737 Huh? 956 01:46:31,668 --> 01:46:33,668 Hey, man. 957 01:46:34,212 --> 01:46:36,212 Don't be leavin'. 958 01:46:36,423 --> 01:46:40,452 There ain't no land here. Just this little patch of lawn. 959 01:46:40,552 --> 01:46:43,187 What can you grow on that, huh? 960 01:46:45,014 --> 01:46:48,960 If we had a real place, everybody could have his own house. 961 01:46:49,060 --> 01:46:53,423 We could all see each other when we wanted to, or not see each other, 962 01:46:53,523 --> 01:46:55,942 but be all there. 963 01:46:56,860 --> 01:46:58,136 (Ray) Arlo. 964 01:46:58,236 --> 01:47:02,432 Arlo, come on. Stay the night. - See you later, Ray. 965 01:47:02,532 --> 01:47:06,442 All those kids gone, who hadn't oughta be gone. 966 01:47:06,536 --> 01:47:11,374 And now Shelly dead. - You know I'll be back, man. Later. 967 01:47:20,383 --> 01:47:22,844 I wish we had 'em back. 968 01:47:22,969 --> 01:47:26,748 If we'd had a real place, we'd all still have been together. 969 01:47:26,848 --> 01:47:29,517 Without buggin' each other. 970 01:47:29,642 --> 01:47:32,937 We'd all be... some kinda family. 971 01:47:54,751 --> 01:47:57,046 (♪ 'Alice's Restaurant')... 972 01:48:25,573 --> 01:48:31,454 ♪ You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant... 973 01:48:32,539 --> 01:48:39,546 ♪ You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant... 974 01:48:39,671 --> 01:48:42,991 ♪ Walk right in, it's around the back... 975 01:48:43,091 --> 01:48:46,411 ♪ Just a half a mile from the railroad track... 976 01:48:46,511 --> 01:48:53,101 ♪ And you can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant... 977 01:48:53,768 --> 01:49:00,775 ♪ You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant, excepting Alice... 978 01:49:00,900 --> 01:49:07,866 ♪ You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant... 979 01:49:07,991 --> 01:49:11,269 ♪ Walk right in, it's around the back... 980 01:49:11,369 --> 01:49:14,689 ♪ Just a half a mile from the railroad track... 981 01:49:14,789 --> 01:49:21,713 ♪ And you can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant 75207

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