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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:12,407 Cindi. Hi! 4 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:14,451 - You want me? Him? - Me? 5 00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:15,994 - Me? Him? - Me? Him? 6 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:17,203 Not you! 7 00:01:17,287 --> 00:01:19,873 - You all right? - You okay? 8 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:22,667 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. 9 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:29,340 Hey! 10 00:01:34,012 --> 00:01:35,597 Hey. 11 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,102 Hey. 12 00:01:49,611 --> 00:01:50,904 Hey! 13 00:01:54,324 --> 00:01:56,284 Fine. Good. 14 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:59,078 How you doing? All right. Hey. 15 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,163 Fuck off. 16 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:04,000 Good. All right. What's up? 17 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,460 - Yeah, I'm good. How you doing? - Doing good. 18 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:06,795 All right. Hey. 19 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:08,922 Excuse me. 20 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:17,138 - Score! - Score! 21 00:02:17,222 --> 00:02:19,182 - Very nice. - Very nice. 22 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:20,475 Nice job! 23 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:23,186 Let's go. Right out this way. 24 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:25,146 Right out this way. 25 00:02:28,775 --> 00:02:32,320 All right. Let's tackle this little lady called night. 26 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,489 Couldn't have said it any better. 27 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:47,085 I broke the window again. 28 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:48,628 Dad's gonna be pissed. 29 00:02:49,796 --> 00:02:51,464 Don't worry about it. I'll just tell him you did it. 30 00:02:51,548 --> 00:02:53,383 But I didn't do it. 31 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:54,884 I know. 32 00:02:55,844 --> 00:02:58,054 - I'm driving. Don't do that. - Yeah, I know. 33 00:02:58,137 --> 00:02:59,430 Come on, get up, you punk! 34 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:01,099 I can do it. I can jump. 35 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:06,187 So, anyways, I'm standing there, waiting to use the pay phone... 36 00:03:06,271 --> 00:03:07,647 Yeah, he was. Seriously. 37 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:10,692 And this guy who's on the phone turns around 38 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:13,570 and tips his hat like this. 39 00:03:13,653 --> 00:03:15,822 And who do you think that guy was? 40 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:20,159 Emilio Estevez! 41 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,703 The mighty duck, man! 42 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:23,746 - I swear to God! I was there! - Of course you were. 43 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:25,999 You were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name. 44 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:28,751 I was like, "Emilio!" 45 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:34,299 So, anyways... 46 00:03:35,592 --> 00:03:37,343 You guys want to make out or what? 47 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:12,086 Oh, man! 48 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:13,171 Oh, shoot! 49 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:15,173 - It was perfect that time. - I know, I know. 50 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:18,051 Four months of work for nothing. 51 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:22,889 What's up? 52 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:24,974 Did you know you were doing 50? 53 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:27,060 Hottie cop likes you. 54 00:04:27,143 --> 00:04:28,353 You serious? 55 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,438 You think she pulls over just anybody? 56 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:31,773 Make a move. 57 00:04:35,193 --> 00:04:37,236 - What's up? - Not much. 58 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,697 Just giving you an $80 ticket. 59 00:04:39,781 --> 00:04:42,200 She is so into you. 60 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,706 I want you to do me a favor. 61 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:51,209 Whatever you say, T.J. Hooker. 62 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:56,839 Please obey all posted speed limits. 63 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,134 Have a good night. 64 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:02,345 It's already been good 65 00:05:02,428 --> 00:05:04,597 now that you've served and protected me. 66 00:05:07,684 --> 00:05:10,687 Way to go, my friend! You got her badge number, 67 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:12,939 plus a month from now you got a date to meet her 68 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:14,983 at the municipal state court. 69 00:05:15,066 --> 00:05:16,776 - Up top! - Yeah! 70 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:18,695 Very nice! 71 00:05:18,778 --> 00:05:21,030 - What was the point of that? - Sorry. 72 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:32,250 Come next week, I'm gonna take care of you. 73 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,376 All right, man. 74 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:34,794 Whoa! 75 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:36,713 This is the Roxbury. 76 00:05:36,796 --> 00:05:38,548 No one gets in unless you're on the list. 77 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:40,091 - We're on the list. - Yeah. 78 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:41,592 - Names? - Doug Butabi. 79 00:05:41,676 --> 00:05:42,844 Steve Butabi. 80 00:05:42,927 --> 00:05:44,387 You're brothers? 81 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:45,763 No. 82 00:05:46,556 --> 00:05:48,099 - Yes! - Yes! 83 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:49,517 - Man! - Man! 84 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,727 That's quite a joke. 85 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:52,020 Doug is hilarious. 86 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:53,396 Yeah, I know. 87 00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:55,273 Check this out. You ever heard this one? 88 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:58,735 You're not on the list, so feel free to get in line. 89 00:05:59,569 --> 00:06:00,903 Right. Well... 90 00:06:05,116 --> 00:06:06,409 Is that... 91 00:06:06,492 --> 00:06:07,910 It is. 92 00:06:07,994 --> 00:06:09,871 The king of 21 Jump Street. 93 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:11,789 - Richard Grieco. - Richard Grieco. 94 00:06:17,128 --> 00:06:19,088 - Excuse me. - See you later, Grieco. 95 00:06:19,172 --> 00:06:20,214 Later, Richard! 96 00:06:20,298 --> 00:06:21,382 We're gonna go wait in line. 97 00:06:21,466 --> 00:06:22,633 Maybe we'll hang out later? 98 00:06:22,717 --> 00:06:24,469 There's no chance of that happening. 99 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,679 Sounds good. 100 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:28,347 You know what was wrong with this place? 101 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:30,308 It's tough to say, considering we didn't get in. 102 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:31,392 Exactly. 103 00:06:31,476 --> 00:06:34,687 They don't know how to properly evaluate the incoming clientele. 104 00:06:34,771 --> 00:06:36,689 I thought we just didn't look cool enough. 105 00:06:36,773 --> 00:06:40,526 Come on. You? You are a beautiful man. 106 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:42,570 You know what we're gonna do when we get our own club? 107 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:43,821 - Get in? - Yeah, 108 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,699 but we're also gonna treat all the outside wannabes 109 00:06:46,783 --> 00:06:49,410 just as well as any legendary television star. 110 00:06:49,494 --> 00:06:51,204 That's pretty Roosevelt of you. 111 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:52,955 That's just what I believe in. 112 00:06:57,043 --> 00:06:59,003 Want to dance? 113 00:06:59,087 --> 00:07:00,379 We're not in the club yet. 114 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:04,550 Right. So, maybe when we get in. 115 00:07:04,634 --> 00:07:07,095 So I'm standing there waiting to use the pay phone 116 00:07:07,178 --> 00:07:10,098 and this guy who's on the phone turns around 117 00:07:10,181 --> 00:07:12,600 and tips his hat like this. 118 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,978 And who do you think that guy was? 119 00:07:16,062 --> 00:07:17,688 Emilio Estevez! 120 00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:19,816 The mighty duck, man! I swear to God! 121 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:22,151 I was like, "Emilio!" 122 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:27,782 "Emilio!" 123 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:31,702 "Emilio!" 124 00:07:31,786 --> 00:07:34,288 The club is closed, folks. 125 00:07:34,372 --> 00:07:35,414 Sorry. 126 00:08:03,234 --> 00:08:04,735 Nozzled you, my friend. 127 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:07,029 Totally got me. 128 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:11,117 That was in my nose. 129 00:08:16,289 --> 00:08:19,458 You're an idiot. 130 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:21,210 - Oh, yeah? You like it. - Stop it. 131 00:08:21,294 --> 00:08:22,670 - You know you do. - I don't like that. 132 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:24,005 - Get off. - You butt. 133 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:26,340 Now wait. Watch it! 134 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,177 Knock it off! 135 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:31,971 Where's Mom? 136 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:35,016 And who's this gorgeous young hottie in the kitchen? 137 00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:39,896 Yeah, and why is she wearing Mom's bathrobe? 138 00:08:39,979 --> 00:08:41,689 What do you think of my new chin? 139 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,316 Is it better than last year's? 140 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:47,653 Captain, Tennille, behave yourselves! 141 00:08:47,737 --> 00:08:50,239 Look who's gracing us with their presence. 142 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,284 - Who? - Here, Dad. 143 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,744 - What is this garbage? - It's a health shake. 144 00:08:54,827 --> 00:08:57,163 It helps me balance my insulin and hormone levels 145 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,956 so I can hit my physical peak. 146 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,585 Barbara, hurry. Get the video camera. He's gonna hit his peak. 147 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:05,087 Honey, if you're gonna hit your peak, do it in your room. 148 00:09:05,171 --> 00:09:06,547 Oh, Mom, you're hilarious. 149 00:09:06,631 --> 00:09:08,007 That's so funny. 150 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:11,552 Steve, in the store in a half hour, okay? 151 00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:12,803 And wear something nice. 152 00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,138 Emily's back from school. 153 00:09:14,222 --> 00:09:16,265 Hey, Dad, I think you're confusing Steve 154 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:18,809 for someone who gives a flying rat's ass. 155 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:20,770 Flying rat's ass? 156 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:22,396 That'd be wild to see. 157 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,524 Steve, at the store in a half hour, 158 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:27,735 and bring your dancing monkey brother with you. 159 00:10:26,544 --> 00:10:28,254 Hey, you from out of town? 160 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:29,755 How you doing, princess? 161 00:10:29,839 --> 00:10:32,341 - You have a local number? - Will you be my lady? 162 00:10:32,425 --> 00:10:33,843 Oh, man! 163 00:10:37,388 --> 00:10:38,931 - You all right? - Yeah. 164 00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:40,016 Sure? 165 00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:53,779 Finally! 166 00:10:53,863 --> 00:10:55,740 An hour and a half late. Very good. 167 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:58,451 Steve, go dust the roses. 168 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:02,663 You, idiot boy, go cover the cash register. 169 00:11:02,747 --> 00:11:06,208 Idiot boy, go cover the cash register. 170 00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:16,552 Hi. How are you paying for these? 171 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:19,764 Is this cash, check, or charge? 172 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:20,848 Charge. 173 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:22,475 Okay. 174 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,435 Is this a Visa, MasterCard? 175 00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:26,145 Move your thumb. 176 00:11:28,147 --> 00:11:29,148 Good one. Okay. 177 00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:35,488 Are you sure this is your card? 'Cause it's not processing. 178 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:36,781 It's my card. 179 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,824 Okay. I'm gonna have to call it in. 180 00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:50,002 Operator 238, please. 181 00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,214 Authorization. Card number? 182 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:54,298 What's up? 183 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,801 Doug, I told you not to call here anymore. 184 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,302 I gotta get an approval. 185 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,763 Well, I gotta get a card number. 186 00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:04,350 Not the card, sweetness. Me. 187 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,103 All right. Shut up and swipe it. 188 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,313 I can go for that. 189 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,649 Do you like that? 190 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,067 Does that feel good? 191 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,820 'Cause I could swipe it all night. 192 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,408 Okay, the card's fine. Goodbye, Doug. 193 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,326 Bye, 238. 194 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,415 Hi. 195 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,708 Can I help you? 196 00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:32,878 "Hi, Doug. Your nightclub is so cool." 197 00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:34,588 "Can my supermodel friends come in and dance?" 198 00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:36,298 "No. Yes." 199 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:37,883 "You're so funny and cute and tall." 200 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,593 "Hey, let's shake it." "I don't see why not..." 201 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:40,719 "Shut up. Let's shake it! Come on." 202 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,596 - What are you doing? - Not much. 203 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,932 It's not enough you have to go to stupid clubs every night. 204 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,685 You have to come here, cut up my plants and make toys of them! 205 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,811 It's not a toy. 206 00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,354 It's a club with a jungle theme. 207 00:12:50,438 --> 00:12:51,605 You're a jungle theme. 208 00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:53,983 Go find your brother and load the trucks. 209 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,985 Idiot! Useless! 210 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:08,664 Steve! Steve! 211 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,791 Don't look. 212 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,918 Hi, Steve. Hey, Doug. 213 00:13:13,002 --> 00:13:14,003 Hey, Emily. 214 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,254 - Hey. - Whatever. 215 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:18,340 So, I guess you're back from school. 216 00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:20,176 Working for your dad again at the lamp store? 217 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,511 Yeah. I missed you. 218 00:13:22,595 --> 00:13:25,097 Remember before I went to school you said when I got back from school 219 00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:27,516 that we could get together and I kept thinking about it, 220 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,019 and thank God there's no one else, so we can get together. 221 00:13:30,436 --> 00:13:32,605 So, do you want to go see a movie or something? 222 00:13:32,897 --> 00:13:34,940 - Sure. - Or, if you don't want to do that, 223 00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:36,775 we could just take a drive around and make out. 224 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,194 I love making out. 225 00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,862 It's like one of my all-time favorite things 226 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,655 to do in the whole wide world, 227 00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:44,241 and I don't mean to brag, but I'm really, really good at it. 228 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:46,035 Right. Sounds good. 229 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,621 - Back off, Chiclet. - What is your problem, Doug? 230 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:51,123 Emily, I don't know if you know this, but my brother and I, 231 00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:52,666 we live life in the fast lane. 232 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,127 And that means no stop signs, no red lights, 233 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,254 and there is no pulling over to take pictures. 234 00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:59,507 - Now, you see this man over here? - What's up? 235 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,842 He's my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride. 236 00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:05,137 He's carry-on only, and you're just way too much luggage. 237 00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:07,014 Shut up, Doug. 238 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,558 - All right, move, move, move, move. - Hey, man! 239 00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:13,020 Emily. I see you've picked the right son. 240 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,104 Hi, Mr. Butabi. 241 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,607 You know, Steve here, he likes you very much. 242 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,609 Dad, come on! 243 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,152 Hey, Mr. Butabi! 244 00:14:20,236 --> 00:14:21,529 Hey, Mr. Sanderson! 245 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:25,533 Mr. Butabi, is Steve asking Emily to marry him again? 246 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:28,160 You know something, after they're married, 247 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:29,620 if they have enough children, 248 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,665 we won't have to hire any more salesmen. 249 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,792 Kamehl, you kill me. 250 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,127 No, Mr. S., you kill me. 251 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,629 Mr. Sanderson. 252 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,713 - Dad. - What? 253 00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:41,090 Can you please just leave Steve alone? 254 00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,508 Why? He likes the girl. 255 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:43,968 - No, he does not. - No, I don't. 256 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:47,972 Yes, you do, and, Doug, you see this wall? 257 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,099 After they get married, we're gonna knock it down, 258 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:53,269 combine stores, and have the first plant-lamp shop, 259 00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:55,271 and Steve and Emily are gonna run it. 260 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,565 And it's up to them if they want to keep you around 261 00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:58,649 to clean the toilets. 262 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,235 Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? 263 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,196 Because I swear to God you're living on Fantasy Island. 264 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,365 - God, that was a sweet show. - That was sweet. 265 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:09,827 Yes, I have a fantasy, that I have two capable sons! 266 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,620 Not one with his head up in the clouds 267 00:15:11,704 --> 00:15:13,247 and the other with his head up his ass! 268 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,499 And look how you load trucks. Is this how you do it? 269 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,918 Disgusting! I'm sick and tired of both of you. 270 00:15:18,002 --> 00:15:19,295 Get the hell out of here. 271 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,133 So we're on a break? 272 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:26,218 Yeah, I guess. 273 00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:27,678 You want to crunch it? 274 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,555 Sure. 275 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,434 Let's crunch. 276 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,439 Can the rest of us use the mirror? 277 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,690 Great. Thanks a lot. 278 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,108 We appreciate it. 279 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,610 Everybody's got an attitude here. 280 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,153 - Gentlemen! - Craig! 281 00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:45,613 Looking large. 282 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:47,197 Hey, you want the rest of my power bar? 283 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,616 No. I got a nitro bar. 284 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,117 How about an energy bar? 285 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,870 No. I got a muscle triplicator bar. 286 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,290 Okay. Well, supplements aside, let me ask you something. 287 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,459 How long we been friends? 288 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,586 - All seven years of high school. - Yeah, at least. 289 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,962 That's why I gotta be real with you right now 290 00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:03,589 and I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. 291 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,592 Look, as a professional trainer, guys, 292 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,594 I'm a little worried about your triceps. 293 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,596 Well, you guys aren't going all the way down. 294 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,766 It's called full extension, and I'm not seeing it. 295 00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,352 Craig, you're right, we actually had a long talk 296 00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:17,603 about that the other night. 297 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,771 Long talk. 298 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,023 I just don't want you guys to cheat yourselves. 299 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,650 You know, I'm sorry to come down on you like this, 300 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:25,778 but in a weird way, it's my job. 301 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:29,406 Hey, that's why we love you and we hate you. 302 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:30,616 Still friends? 303 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:31,700 - You know it. - You know it. 304 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,703 Well, I'm glad we had this talk. 305 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,582 - Guns! - Yeah! 306 00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:55,808 I was telling Dad about this great idea I had for the store and... 307 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:59,019 Store? You're sitting around thinking about the store, Steve? 308 00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:00,604 You're supposed to be thinking about... 309 00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:02,189 - Hey, what's up? - How are you doing? 310 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,607 Can we call you sometime, Pocahontas? 311 00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:04,900 You got a number? Want some of this? 312 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,694 - How about a little of that? - All right. 313 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,697 You're supposed to be thinking about our future. 314 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,657 Why are you Mount Saint Helens-ing on me? 315 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,701 Well, why are you forgetting about our plans? 316 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:14,868 What plans? 317 00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,412 The plans about you and I 318 00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,790 opening up only the coolest club in town a la the Roxbury. 319 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,668 Doug, how are we gonna open up a club like that 320 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,378 when we can't even get in? 321 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,922 That's because we're letting them not let us in. 322 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,174 Well, you know what? That is it. No more. 323 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,594 It is time we stepped up into that sweet-ass world, 324 00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:35,723 and from now on, the only club we're going to is the Roxbury. 325 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,933 - But how are we gonna get in? - No, but nothing. 326 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,018 - We can't... - We can and we will, 327 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,187 - and do you know why? - We're good-looking? 328 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,440 We're very good-looking. 329 00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:45,774 You especially. 330 00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:47,735 - Thanks. - Now, repeat after me. 331 00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:51,989 We can get into the Roxbury. 332 00:17:52,156 --> 00:17:56,201 We can get into the Roxbury. 333 00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,538 - Roxbury. - Roxbury. 334 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,290 - Roxbury! - Roxbury! 335 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:02,791 - Roxbury! - Roxbury! 336 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,793 Roxbury! 337 00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:06,253 - What's up? - Hey, what's going on? 338 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:07,671 - You guys up for some of this? - What are you doing? 339 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:10,132 - How about a little of that. - A little of this, huh? 340 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,219 She bends down, she starts to smell them. 341 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,472 - She thought they were real plants. - No! 342 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,766 I wouldn't kid you about something like that. 343 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:19,892 Are you kidding me? 344 00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:21,560 Hello? 345 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,021 - Hey. - What's up? 346 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,732 The Sandersons are here to see your mother's new chin. 347 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:27,816 Get dressed and come join us. 348 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,234 Okay. 349 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:30,652 Sorry, Dad. We're a little busy tonight. 350 00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,696 - Nice to see you, folks. - Later. 351 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,865 Steve! I'll be right back. Steve! 352 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,284 Steve! I like your bathing suit. 353 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,496 It looks good on you 'cause you have good muscle definition. 354 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,872 Most of the American men I know 355 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,374 don't wear such revealing bathing suits. 356 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,793 It's very European of you. 357 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:48,837 It's really, really sexy, and I don't mean to brag, 358 00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:50,589 but I have really good taste in what's sexy. 359 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,300 - Thanks, Emily. - Steve! 360 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,927 I mean, whatever, Emily. 361 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:12,861 Yeah. 362 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,614 What's up? What's going on? 363 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,824 What's going on? 364 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:19,159 Hey, you from out of town? 365 00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,327 Hey, you from out of town? 366 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,496 You from out of town? Yeah. 367 00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:31,380 Yeah. 368 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:41,807 Wait. 369 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:43,684 Hey. 370 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,520 All right, yeah! 371 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:59,116 When I tell you to do something, I mean it. 372 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,035 And what is this business coming in half-naked when we have company? 373 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,997 Put some clothes on and come downstairs immediately. 374 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,249 Ain't on our things-to-do list, Daddy-O. 375 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,543 Steve and I we have something extremely important to do tonight. 376 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,379 Yes, you do. To get downstairs immediately. 377 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,047 I don't want to! 378 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,761 Would you please explain to me what I have to do 379 00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:21,680 to get through to this individual? 380 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,475 Dad, it's like this. Doug is like a fax machine, okay? 381 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:28,437 You keep putting things in, but if you don't have a cover page, 382 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,105 people don't know where it's coming from 383 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,649 and sometimes you get a busy signal, 384 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,653 and that's why you got a memory button and a redial button. 385 00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:39,031 Actually, I never use it. I always screw it up. 386 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,909 Don't bother explaining it to him, he'll never understand. 387 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,494 No, you're wrong. I do understand very well. 388 00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:47,664 You're going to a big, new, hot club tonight. Isn't that what it is? 389 00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,082 - Yeah, that's right. - Yes. Exactly. 390 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,419 What I don't understand is how you're going to get there. 391 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,796 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 392 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,256 - God! - God! 393 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,133 Man! 394 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,265 Making your way in the world today 395 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:08,018 Takes everything you've got 396 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,687 Taking a break from all your worries 397 00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:12,814 Sure would mean a lot 398 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:17,486 Wouldn't you like to get away? 399 00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:21,573 Sometimes you've got to... 400 00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:24,368 You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, 401 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,370 but you cannot take away our dreams! 402 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,623 That's right! 'Cause we're, like, sleeping when we have them. 403 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,417 Later much! 404 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,757 Boys! Boys, wait! 405 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,426 I don't like you leaving without a phone. 406 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:43,553 Just in case something happens. 407 00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:46,098 Mom, how old are these? These are embarrassing. 408 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,850 Well, you know, in case of emergencies. 409 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,395 Have fun. 410 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,646 Mom get lipstick on me? 411 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,648 Yeah. But it looks like you were making out. 412 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:55,983 Sweet. 413 00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:09,788 How's my hair? 414 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:10,914 Good. 415 00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,624 - Roxbury good? - You know it. 416 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,711 Okay. I gotta tell you something, Steve. 417 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:17,838 Tonight, I can taste it. 418 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:22,509 I can't taste it, Doug, I can't! 419 00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,803 I'm so scared right now, I don't know what to do! 420 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,597 Okay, you're mad-cowing on me, all right? You have to relax. 421 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,016 I'm nervous. 422 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:32,269 I mean, we put all this pressure on ourselves to get into the Roxbury, 423 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,979 and I don't know if we can deliver. 424 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,772 You have to take control of yourself, okay? 425 00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:39,860 No, you gotta take control! I'm barely hanging on here! 426 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,281 Come on, relax. 427 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,908 Think puppies and candy canes, all right? 428 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:49,703 - Okay. - Hey, hot lady, what's going on? 429 00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:52,664 All right, we'll clean up later. Don't worry about it. 430 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:53,749 Well, take it easy. 431 00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:59,337 Doug, I see your Roxbury balloon, 432 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,007 and I hate to be the one to burst it, 433 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,926 but we don't even have our own car, 434 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,763 and I don't think our name's on that list. 435 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,806 Perfect. Rites of passage. 436 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,975 Remember that television show about Africa? 437 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:15,145 They sent the boy into the jungle with nothing but a spear to hunt the lion. 438 00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:18,732 This van is our spear and that Roxbury is our lion. 439 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,777 Does the bouncer know about this? 440 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,820 He's about to find out. 441 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,782 Ladies, you all right? See you next week. 442 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:29,409 My good hombre, remember us? 443 00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:30,494 No. 444 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,204 Doug and Steve Butabi. 445 00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:33,580 You're brothers? 446 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:35,123 No. 447 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:36,833 - Yes. - Yes. 448 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,795 - Man, works every time. - Yeah, I know. 449 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,839 Now I remember. You can't come in. 450 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,009 What's up, Rocky? 451 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:47,302 How you doing tonight? 452 00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,678 All right. 453 00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:52,766 It's time to play a little softball. 454 00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:58,396 Hey, good man, how's it going tonight? 455 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,732 Good. You still can't come in. 456 00:24:00,816 --> 00:24:02,442 Well, that's not what a friend of mine told me. 457 00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:03,568 Maybe you know him. 458 00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:05,779 His name is Abraham. 459 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,408 You don't know him. 460 00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,577 What about his two friends? 461 00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:18,250 George Washington and George Washington. 462 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,255 Let's not forget the other boy in the band... 463 00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:24,965 George Washington. 464 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,717 He's a little lonely, wants to join his buddies. 465 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,594 And look who else we got, 466 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:33,723 Roosevelt, Roosevelt, and Jefferson. 467 00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:38,687 Okay. 468 00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,230 Great. 469 00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:43,525 There! Is that an ATM? 470 00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:46,278 That's not an ATM. That's where you drop off videos. 471 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,613 That's it! 472 00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:50,699 - That was a card store. - Here's one! 473 00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:53,118 No. That's just Weight Watchers. 474 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:54,661 - ATM! That's it! - No, that's... 475 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:04,796 Shit, the car! 476 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,632 The car? What about me? 477 00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:09,968 Well, this car is a racing car. It's illegal. 478 00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:11,303 All I need is a police report. 479 00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:16,057 - You all right? - Yeah. Let me see. 480 00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:19,811 Oh, great. 481 00:25:19,895 --> 00:25:21,646 They're starting with the neck injuries. 482 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,899 I'm screwed. I'm really screwed. 483 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,986 - Jeez, man, I'm a mess. - I don't know. What happened? 484 00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:30,363 Hey, sorry about your van. 485 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,741 No way! Richard Grieco! 486 00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:34,284 Yeah. 487 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,703 Do you remember when we saw you last night at the Roxbury? 488 00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:38,038 Yeah, we were outside. 489 00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:39,497 Right. Right. 490 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:42,375 So what do you want to do? 491 00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,836 Well, we were just gonna go to the Roxbury again. 492 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,338 But we couldn't get in. 493 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:49,007 Well, hey guys, do you want me to get you into the Roxbury? 494 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,342 - Yeah! - Yeah! 495 00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:52,010 Great. Follow me. 496 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,013 This is amazing. 497 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:56,806 You see? It all comes from within, 498 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,434 and he felt it because he's an actor and very sensitive. 499 00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:00,518 Right. 500 00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,939 We gotta make a stop at the Roxbury. 501 00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:05,649 What about the party? 502 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,068 I just don't want a lawsuit, okay? 503 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:22,874 Oh, my God, Doug. 504 00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:25,835 This is the most amazing place I've ever been. 505 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:28,797 Guys, guys, this is the coat room. 506 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,382 The club's in here. 507 00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:35,804 - What's up? How you doing? - What's up? 508 00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:37,472 What's up? What's up? 509 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:40,809 What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? 510 00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:43,353 Steve! Steve, get a hold of yourself, all right? 511 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,105 I'm sorry. It's hottie overload in here. 512 00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:47,232 I know. Just pace yourself. 513 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,943 What's up? Two, three, four, 514 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:53,655 what's up? Two, three, four, 515 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:54,823 what's up? 516 00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:00,870 - Sweet. - Sweet. 517 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:03,206 Richard, my man, good to see you! 518 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:04,541 Get over here! 519 00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:06,501 Benny, the place is kicking. 520 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:09,212 Actually, it's jumping like 21 Jump Street, right? 521 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:12,382 Who are your friends? 522 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,634 Guys, this is Mr. Zadir. 523 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,511 He owns the place. These are... 524 00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,513 - Doug Butabi. - Steve Butabi. 525 00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:20,098 You look like good boys. 526 00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:22,100 Come to my VIP table. 527 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:24,894 Doug, the owner! 528 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:26,271 This is the man we want to be. 529 00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:27,772 I thought we wanted to be like Grieco. 530 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,482 Well, appearance and automotive-wise, 531 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,651 - but professionally, it's this guy. - Got it. 532 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:39,409 Dooey, my main man. I love this man. 533 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,328 I want you to meet the Butabi brothers. 534 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:43,580 These are good boys. 535 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,957 Hey! Who grabbed my ass? 536 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,334 Did you grab my ass? 537 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:49,544 No, sir, I did not grab your ass. 538 00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:51,463 It's okay if you did. 539 00:27:51,546 --> 00:27:53,173 I understand. 540 00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:55,675 Just that you're barking up the wrong tree. 541 00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:01,097 So, you guys come here a lot? 542 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:02,891 Yeah, all the time. 543 00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:05,060 But we've never been inside. 544 00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:07,479 Steve, watch what you're saying. 545 00:28:07,562 --> 00:28:10,523 So is Johnny Depp meeting you here or what? 546 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:13,610 No. 547 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,074 All right. 548 00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:20,825 Listen, Benny, we'll see you later. 549 00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:23,370 - Okay. - All right. See you, guys. 550 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:24,954 See you, Richard Grieco. 551 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:26,623 See you, Grieco's lady. 552 00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:33,338 Sir, I just want to say that it is an honor to shoot the shit 553 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:36,174 with the owner of the club of all clubs. 554 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,967 Yeah, and we're pretty proficient club-hoppers, 555 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,011 so we know what we're talking about. 556 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,638 We usually go to this place called the Mudd Club, 557 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,515 and that place is rank. 558 00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:45,725 They'll let any asswad in the door. 559 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,102 I own that place also. 560 00:28:47,185 --> 00:28:48,520 It's a really good location. 561 00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:50,355 And the drinks are reasonably priced. 562 00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:52,065 No, no, no. You boys are right. 563 00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:54,025 That's what's wrong with the club business today. 564 00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:56,945 One day you're hot, the next day you're not. 565 00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:59,239 Tell him. 566 00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:03,701 Well, actually I, if I may, had an idea for a club... 567 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:06,287 Wait. Did you grab my ass? 568 00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:08,832 No. 569 00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:09,958 Do you want to? 570 00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:12,585 No. 571 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:14,796 Should I? 572 00:29:15,505 --> 00:29:17,048 Okay. Continue. 573 00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:22,512 Well, you know how people, when they're waiting outside of a club, 574 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,514 and they're bummed 'cause they're trying to get in? 575 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:26,182 This is great. This is great. 576 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:30,061 Well, what if the outside of the club looked like the inside. 577 00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:33,523 You know, they had couches and music and all that stuff going on. 578 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:34,691 But then on the inside... 579 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:36,025 This is the best part. 580 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,527 It looks like the street. 581 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:40,029 You know, cars and street signs. 582 00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:42,532 So basically, the outside is the inside, 583 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:45,034 and the inside is the outside. 584 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:47,537 Doesn't that blow your mind? 585 00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:50,039 What about that guy? 586 00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:51,583 Owns a restaurant. 587 00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:53,543 - How many? - One. 588 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:56,880 Boy, has this place gone downhill. 589 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,506 Look, I don't see anything over six figures. 590 00:29:58,590 --> 00:29:59,966 Let's just get out of here. 591 00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:03,178 Wait a minute. That's that Zadir guy. 592 00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:04,512 Who are those guys with him? 593 00:30:04,596 --> 00:30:06,598 I don't know, but if they're with Zadir, 594 00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:08,808 they have got to be worth something. 595 00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:10,852 Great. Let's work. 596 00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,189 Tell him about the vampire idea. 597 00:30:14,272 --> 00:30:15,648 That's good. That's a good idea. 598 00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:16,774 I'm not gonna tell him about that idea. 599 00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:18,943 Wait! I have to say hello to Jim Carrey. 600 00:30:19,569 --> 00:30:23,364 Jim! Come here, you pet detective bastard! 601 00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:27,327 Smoking! You crazy son of a bitch! 602 00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:29,329 - Was I too pushy? - No. 603 00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:31,372 I was too pushy. Did I speak well? 604 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:33,291 You were totally articulate. 605 00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:34,626 It's really hard to pitch in a nightclub. 606 00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:35,710 I know, I know. 607 00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:37,754 I mean, did you ever notice the music is way too loud in here? 608 00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:38,922 Yeah. 609 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,715 We have to get a meeting. 610 00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:42,759 Steve, will you... 611 00:30:56,773 --> 00:30:59,317 - What's up? You want to dance? - Yes. 612 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,194 All right. Take it easy. 613 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:02,695 Steve, she said, "Yes." 614 00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:03,780 What? 615 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:06,533 Hotties want to shake it. Come on. 616 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,581 That's some good ass-grabbing going on there. 617 00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:31,094 Wow, 1980. Good year. 618 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:33,137 1980 was an excellent year. 619 00:33:33,221 --> 00:33:35,098 Devo had a huge hit that year. 620 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:37,934 Yeah and Joanie Loves Chachi started that year. 621 00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:40,269 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Joanie loves Chachi, 622 00:33:40,353 --> 00:33:43,606 but does Chachi give a flying fuck about Joanie? 623 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:47,568 Cambi makes a good point. But tonight, we have some fun, 624 00:33:47,652 --> 00:33:49,487 not dwell on Scott Baio. 625 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:51,280 Sweet suds, Mr. Zadir. 626 00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:54,659 Champagne is good and all, but you know what really makes a party? 627 00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:55,743 Fluffi Whip. 628 00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:57,745 Yeah, but not when you put it on stuff. 629 00:33:57,829 --> 00:34:01,374 When you press the little white nozzle, before anything comes out, 630 00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:02,709 you suck on it. 631 00:34:02,792 --> 00:34:04,252 It's really fun. 632 00:34:04,335 --> 00:34:07,213 You mean like nitrous oxide? Whippets? 633 00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:08,464 - No! - No! 634 00:34:08,548 --> 00:34:11,092 What is that? 635 00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:15,012 Dooey, we have to stop and get some Fluffi Whip for the party. 636 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:17,014 Yes, sir. 637 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,267 But it has to be Fluffi Whip in a can! 638 00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:21,102 He can't hear you. 639 00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:25,690 Hey, Dooey, tell your mom that I had a nice time last night! 640 00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:28,526 And your dad! 641 00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:30,486 What? 642 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:31,654 I mean, your sister! 643 00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:33,865 Good one, man! 644 00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:34,949 Yeah! 645 00:34:35,783 --> 00:34:37,118 We nailed him. 646 00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:41,748 Disco dicks. 647 00:34:44,167 --> 00:34:47,503 - And that alien was Robin Williams. - Yes, I remember. 648 00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:49,130 I'll be right back. 649 00:34:49,213 --> 00:34:50,214 It's my boss' card. 650 00:34:50,298 --> 00:34:51,674 You can take it, he's right outside. 651 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:53,301 I'll take care of that. 652 00:34:56,387 --> 00:34:57,847 Operator 238, please. 653 00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:02,310 - What's up? - Hello, Doug. 654 00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:04,145 Guess where we went tonight. 655 00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:06,439 Well, let me see... 656 00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:08,775 The One-Stop Market on Ventura? 657 00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:13,154 No! I mean before that, you sly little Credit Vixen. 658 00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:17,700 Well, I give up, you nasty little card swiper. 659 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,786 The Roxbury with Richard Grieco. 660 00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:21,746 You gotta come out sometime. 661 00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:24,582 Well, I would, but then there'd be no one here 662 00:35:24,665 --> 00:35:26,959 to approve all the money you spend. 663 00:35:27,043 --> 00:35:29,337 You're always thinking of me. 664 00:35:30,213 --> 00:35:33,257 Well, the card's good. Bye, Doug. 665 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,470 She approved. 666 00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:47,396 Sweet-ass dwelling, Mr. Zadir. 667 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,482 It's a place to hang my hat. 668 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:04,914 Look at this. Bought a $100,000 sound system, 669 00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:06,707 and nobody's dancing! 670 00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:08,459 Well, if I may, to congest, 671 00:36:08,543 --> 00:36:12,547 the pool here is taking up all the prime dancing real estate. 672 00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:14,966 Yeah, if you were to put a big piece of glass over the pool, 673 00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:17,677 you could use it as a dance floor and that would be sweet, 674 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,472 because it'd be like dancing on water, and people love to do that. 675 00:36:21,556 --> 00:36:24,308 Boys, boys, let's not talk business now. 676 00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:26,394 Let's set up a meeting. 677 00:36:27,687 --> 00:36:30,398 Hey, Anna Nicole! Put something on! 678 00:36:30,481 --> 00:36:32,441 You're making us sick. 679 00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:34,527 - Meeting! - Meeting! 680 00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:36,070 Let's mingle. 681 00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:38,739 Right. 682 00:36:38,823 --> 00:36:41,409 This Italian food tastes so good, it's like Mexican. 683 00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:45,288 - Could you pass me a towel, please? - Good. How are you? 684 00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:47,456 - About 8:00, 8:15. - They're right behind you. 685 00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:49,083 - Yeah, all the time. - BMW. 686 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,502 - Right off Sunset. - Vanilla mostly. 687 00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:54,881 There you are. 688 00:36:54,964 --> 00:36:56,883 We got scared. 689 00:36:56,966 --> 00:36:59,385 - Of who? We'll kick his ass! - Yeah! 690 00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:03,681 No. We got scared somebody stole you away from us. 691 00:37:06,809 --> 00:37:07,852 Okay. 692 00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:11,731 Like some other girls would steal us away. 693 00:37:11,814 --> 00:37:14,191 Oh, right. 694 00:37:19,822 --> 00:37:24,076 So do you guys want to go someplace we can be alone? 695 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,369 No. 696 00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:26,954 - Yes! - Yes! 697 00:37:27,038 --> 00:37:28,873 - Oh, man! - Oh, man! 698 00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:30,625 - So sweet... - Like candy. 699 00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:32,418 Why does it taste so sweet? 700 00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:34,587 'Cause it's like candy, I said. 701 00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:39,467 These are real. 702 00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:41,010 They'll be dead in a week. 703 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:49,060 You know what I always thought would make a cool Twilight Zone? 704 00:37:49,143 --> 00:37:53,022 Like, we look at this, and we see a picture of this lady. 705 00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:56,400 But to this lady, are we just a picture of us? 706 00:37:56,484 --> 00:37:57,985 Did you ever think of that? 707 00:37:59,195 --> 00:38:00,196 No. 708 00:38:01,906 --> 00:38:03,407 Why don't you 709 00:38:04,492 --> 00:38:05,701 come over here? 710 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,789 Vivica, you know what I heard when I first met you? 711 00:38:10,498 --> 00:38:11,499 What? 712 00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:20,633 What are you doing? 713 00:38:21,092 --> 00:38:24,387 That's an ambulance coming to take me away, 714 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,889 'cause the sight of you stopped my heart. 715 00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:31,811 Cambi... 716 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:35,106 Do you like blueberries or strawberries? 717 00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:36,524 Why? 718 00:38:36,607 --> 00:38:39,694 'Cause I wanna know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning. 719 00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:45,032 Steve! 720 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,873 I was wondering if... 721 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,167 What are you doing? 722 00:38:55,251 --> 00:38:56,419 Checking your label. 723 00:38:56,502 --> 00:39:00,131 Just as I thought. Made in heaven. 724 00:39:01,549 --> 00:39:04,468 Doug, you've gotten past the opening lines. 725 00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:07,221 Hey, hey, hey. 726 00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:09,348 Is that a mirror in your pocket? 727 00:39:09,849 --> 00:39:10,850 What? 728 00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:14,895 'Cause I can see myself in your pants. 729 00:39:14,979 --> 00:39:19,025 Hey, Doug. If I said you had a nice body, 730 00:39:19,108 --> 00:39:20,484 would you hold it against me? 731 00:39:22,653 --> 00:39:24,363 What? 732 00:39:24,447 --> 00:39:25,448 I was there. 733 00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:27,825 I was like, "Emilio!" 734 00:39:27,908 --> 00:39:29,452 And Doug was going... 735 00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:30,911 What are you... No. 736 00:39:30,995 --> 00:39:34,040 And Steve was like, "Emilio!" 737 00:39:34,123 --> 00:39:36,667 Oh, God, if you were only there. 738 00:39:36,751 --> 00:39:38,669 You know, I feel like a selfish pig 739 00:39:38,753 --> 00:39:40,796 just going on and on about myself. 740 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,631 What about you? Where you from? 741 00:39:42,715 --> 00:39:44,759 Any brothers or sisters? 742 00:39:44,842 --> 00:39:47,178 You have any family? Pets? What about pets? 743 00:39:47,261 --> 00:39:49,263 I got a cat. 744 00:39:49,346 --> 00:39:51,432 Really? A cat. 745 00:39:51,515 --> 00:39:52,641 Interesting. 746 00:39:52,725 --> 00:39:54,477 I think of you more as a dog person. 747 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,644 That's funny. 748 00:39:55,728 --> 00:39:57,480 You know, maybe a Pomeranian, 749 00:39:57,563 --> 00:40:01,692 Lhasa Apso, something kind of small, warm, fuzzy. 750 00:40:03,694 --> 00:40:05,071 Is this your first time? 751 00:40:06,197 --> 00:40:08,657 Yes. Isn't it yours? 752 00:40:12,036 --> 00:40:13,913 Is this your first time? 753 00:40:14,747 --> 00:40:17,833 What? Are you serious? 754 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:20,795 Oh, you're hilarious! 755 00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:23,881 Oh, man, you're funny! 756 00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:25,466 Hey, Steve! 757 00:40:26,050 --> 00:40:27,927 You're a funny girl. 758 00:40:28,010 --> 00:40:31,722 What? All right. Hey, where you going? 759 00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:34,642 Okay, that was terrific. 760 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:39,647 - Doug! Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 761 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:40,981 Did you just... 'Cause I just... 762 00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:42,942 - It's unbelievable! - Oh, man! 763 00:40:49,657 --> 00:40:50,908 Not that it hasn't happened before. 764 00:40:50,991 --> 00:40:52,701 - Of course not. - I mean, it was okay. 765 00:40:52,785 --> 00:40:54,662 - You know, right. Yeah. - The usual. Totally. 766 00:40:54,745 --> 00:40:56,455 You know, I'm gonna go back in and... 767 00:40:56,539 --> 00:40:58,207 I'm gonna see what's going on in... 768 00:41:02,378 --> 00:41:03,712 Hey, Steve. 769 00:41:04,213 --> 00:41:05,256 Yeah, Doug? 770 00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:14,181 You got a number! 771 00:41:15,099 --> 00:41:17,393 - We got a number! - We got a number! 772 00:41:25,401 --> 00:41:26,610 Doug. 773 00:41:26,694 --> 00:41:30,823 Doug, I got some great office supplies for our new nightclub business. 774 00:41:30,906 --> 00:41:33,659 Let's see. Post-it notes, to annotate important documents. 775 00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:35,703 - All right. - Little Post-it notes, 776 00:41:35,786 --> 00:41:37,246 'cause you write smaller than me. 777 00:41:37,329 --> 00:41:41,041 And mugs with our names on them. Yours says Doug. 778 00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:43,460 - Sweet. - Did you call Mr. Zadir? 779 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,921 Okay, before you talk to a man like Mr. Zadir, 780 00:41:46,005 --> 00:41:47,798 you have to have a plan of attack, all right? 781 00:41:47,882 --> 00:41:49,633 Right. 782 00:41:49,717 --> 00:41:52,303 I'd really like to schedule a meeting, can you do... 783 00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:53,971 12:30? 784 00:41:54,054 --> 00:41:55,431 Let's see. 785 00:42:02,021 --> 00:42:03,189 I'm clear. 786 00:42:03,272 --> 00:42:05,065 Okay, you know what we should do? 787 00:42:05,149 --> 00:42:06,984 We should probably have a pre-meeting 788 00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:09,612 to brainstorm before our scheduled meeting. 789 00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:13,657 Yeah, that way we don't look like idiots at our meeting. 790 00:42:13,741 --> 00:42:15,743 - Exactly. Okay. - Okay. 791 00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:19,246 I'm sorry. Register's closed. 792 00:42:19,330 --> 00:42:21,373 - Yeah. - Sorry. 793 00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:23,626 - Okay. - Okay. 794 00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:27,504 Mr. Butabi, where is the other cash register? 795 00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:30,507 - So 11:00 would probably be better. - Right. 796 00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:31,717 Hey, Steve. 797 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,843 Yeah? 798 00:42:32,927 --> 00:42:34,887 I was just thinking. 799 00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:37,723 Dad would be really proud of us right now. 800 00:42:37,806 --> 00:42:39,767 What are you idiots doing? 801 00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:44,188 I pay you to take money and push a button on the cash register. 802 00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:45,773 What did you do, injure your delicate fingers 803 00:42:45,856 --> 00:42:47,566 in a cellular phone accident? 804 00:42:47,650 --> 00:42:49,777 For your information, we are working our asses off. 805 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,987 Yeah, our week's filling up pretty quick. 806 00:42:52,071 --> 00:42:55,741 Dad, last night, we made some very important business contacts. 807 00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:56,992 Really? Doing what? 808 00:42:57,076 --> 00:42:59,828 Dancing the Macarena with Donald Trump? 809 00:42:59,912 --> 00:43:02,623 You're always telling us to do something with our lives, 810 00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:05,542 and when we finally do, you gotta put us down. 811 00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:06,710 You never support us, 812 00:43:06,794 --> 00:43:09,421 and you never care about what's important to us, right, Steve? 813 00:43:09,505 --> 00:43:11,632 Yeah, for the most part. 814 00:43:12,967 --> 00:43:14,843 Even your brother is not convinced. 815 00:43:14,927 --> 00:43:17,596 Why? Because he uses his brain, unlike you. 816 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,723 You, you're a loser! 817 00:43:19,807 --> 00:43:21,725 New policy! 818 00:43:21,809 --> 00:43:23,310 No more clubs! 819 00:43:23,394 --> 00:43:24,395 - What? - What? 820 00:43:24,478 --> 00:43:25,479 Yes! 821 00:43:25,562 --> 00:43:27,481 Your life is retail. 822 00:43:27,815 --> 00:43:29,692 Go clean the stockroom. 823 00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:30,985 You know what, Papa-san? 824 00:43:31,068 --> 00:43:33,404 Not only will we not clean up the stockroom, 825 00:43:33,487 --> 00:43:35,155 but we are officially out of here! 826 00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,199 Come on, Steve! 827 00:43:37,283 --> 00:43:39,076 But what about the stockroom? 828 00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:42,997 We don't need you. 829 00:43:43,289 --> 00:43:45,457 We made huge-ass contacts last night. 830 00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:47,710 Yeah, plus, we met these girls, Dad, 831 00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:49,712 and you wouldn't believe what happened. 832 00:43:49,795 --> 00:43:51,714 We're gonna make it without you, Padre. 833 00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:53,173 You'll see! 834 00:43:53,257 --> 00:43:55,384 Yes, I'll see when you come home tonight 835 00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:57,052 begging for food and shelter! 836 00:43:57,136 --> 00:43:59,179 Idiots! Morons! 837 00:43:59,263 --> 00:44:00,389 Steve! Steve! 838 00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:02,099 - Not now! - You're an ass, Doug. 839 00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:03,183 Do you want to go to the beach later? 840 00:44:03,267 --> 00:44:05,728 I've got my bathing suit on underneath this dress. 841 00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:07,730 Also, I know of a beach where you don't have to wear a bathing suit. 842 00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:08,814 And I don't know how you feel about it, 843 00:44:08,897 --> 00:44:09,982 but personally I find it very liberating. 844 00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,318 Plus, you know, with my milky white skin... 845 00:44:12,401 --> 00:44:14,987 Emily, Emily. We're experiencing a major family crisis right now. 846 00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:16,739 I'm gonna have to take a rain check on this convo. 847 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,490 Steve! Car! 848 00:44:19,867 --> 00:44:21,744 - Nice bulbs, Emily. - Thanks. 849 00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:24,496 And I don't mean that metaphorically. 850 00:44:26,999 --> 00:44:30,544 Don't... Just give me a call or call me later if you want to go out 851 00:44:30,627 --> 00:44:31,628 or just call me anyway! 852 00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:32,713 Shut up! 853 00:45:11,460 --> 00:45:13,212 You notice we forgot to ask her something? 854 00:45:13,295 --> 00:45:14,338 You mean, "What's up?" 855 00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:15,672 Yeah. That's weird. 856 00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:16,965 Actually, it's not. 857 00:45:17,049 --> 00:45:19,385 We're both in very serious relationships right now, 858 00:45:19,468 --> 00:45:21,387 and our ladies know they can trust us. 859 00:45:21,470 --> 00:45:23,806 Why go out for burgers when you got steak at home? 860 00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:26,517 You're right. We should get lunch after this. 861 00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:36,902 You all right? 862 00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:38,695 Yeah. Fine. 863 00:45:40,823 --> 00:45:42,574 Doug and Steve Butabi for Mr. Zadir. 864 00:45:42,658 --> 00:45:43,742 You're brothers? 865 00:45:43,826 --> 00:45:45,077 Ma'am, we appreciate the setup, 866 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,246 but we really can't get into that right now. 867 00:45:47,329 --> 00:45:48,497 Your names are not on the list, 868 00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:50,416 and nobody gets in without an appointment. 869 00:45:50,499 --> 00:45:52,543 - We have a meeting. - Your names are not on my list. 870 00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:53,627 Doug, Mr. Zadir! 871 00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:56,713 Security! 872 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:01,510 - Dooey! - Dooey! 873 00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:03,679 - Yean. Up top! - Yeah. Main man! 874 00:46:05,222 --> 00:46:06,640 Raging party last night. 875 00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:09,226 Yeah? Is that what my mother told you? 876 00:46:09,309 --> 00:46:10,310 Or was it my father? 877 00:46:10,394 --> 00:46:11,395 What? 878 00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:14,481 Those cans of Fluffi Whip were a big hit at the party. 879 00:46:14,565 --> 00:46:16,483 I was out till 4:00 in the morning looking for more. 880 00:46:16,567 --> 00:46:20,612 From dusk till dawn. You, sir, are a party animal. 881 00:46:20,696 --> 00:46:22,698 It's been great spending quality time and all, 882 00:46:22,781 --> 00:46:23,949 but we have a meeting with Mr. Zadir. 883 00:46:24,032 --> 00:46:25,367 Right. 884 00:46:25,451 --> 00:46:27,786 You keep away from Zadir. He was drunk last night. 885 00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:29,455 He doesn't even remember you. 886 00:46:29,538 --> 00:46:32,291 You think you're the first losers Zadir's picked up on the weekend 887 00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:33,792 that I had to get rid of on a Monday? 888 00:46:33,876 --> 00:46:35,627 Am I reading my diss-meter correctly here, 889 00:46:35,711 --> 00:46:37,671 'cause I could swear we're being blown off. 890 00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:39,339 Actually, you're being kicked out. 891 00:46:39,423 --> 00:46:40,757 What are you... 892 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,176 Doug! 893 00:46:42,259 --> 00:46:46,388 Hey! Mr. Zadir! Hey, Mr. Zadir! We have a meeting! 894 00:46:46,472 --> 00:46:47,473 Watch the shirt! 895 00:46:48,265 --> 00:46:49,266 Doug! 896 00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:51,602 Hey! That doesn't feel good at all! 897 00:46:51,685 --> 00:46:53,395 - Dooey kicked me! - This doesn't feel good. 898 00:46:53,479 --> 00:46:55,105 Very, very important. 899 00:46:55,189 --> 00:46:56,690 Dooey, what's going on out there? 900 00:46:56,773 --> 00:46:58,775 Just a couple of trespassers, sir. 901 00:46:58,859 --> 00:47:00,736 Did you find the boys from last night? 902 00:47:00,819 --> 00:47:02,905 I haven't been able to locate them yet, 903 00:47:02,988 --> 00:47:04,948 but don't worry, sir. I'm on it. 904 00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:08,535 Dooey, did you just grab my ass? 905 00:47:09,495 --> 00:47:12,998 Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibility. 906 00:47:13,081 --> 00:47:15,667 I know your tricks, Dooey. 907 00:47:19,588 --> 00:47:21,798 Hey! Hey, hey! 908 00:47:30,015 --> 00:47:31,642 Maybe we should just go back to work. 909 00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:35,729 Yeah, and maybe we should go to college 910 00:47:35,812 --> 00:47:38,190 and not put gel in our hair and start wearing blue jeans. 911 00:47:38,273 --> 00:47:39,483 Let's do that, Steve! 912 00:47:40,817 --> 00:47:41,818 Sorry. 913 00:47:48,325 --> 00:47:50,994 Cambi's number... 914 00:47:52,663 --> 00:47:56,333 We had a pretty sweet time last night, didn't we? 915 00:47:57,501 --> 00:47:58,502 Sweet-ass time. 916 00:47:58,585 --> 00:47:59,795 Diabetic. 917 00:48:01,255 --> 00:48:03,757 I could see us doing that again. 918 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,051 Maybe even a couple times a week, right? 919 00:48:07,803 --> 00:48:11,181 The ladies await, my friend! Cell! 920 00:48:14,351 --> 00:48:17,729 Fascinating. So you travel to places other than Japan? 921 00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:25,445 Who is it? 922 00:48:25,529 --> 00:48:26,738 I don't know. 923 00:48:26,822 --> 00:48:28,240 Just a bunch of pound signs. 924 00:48:28,323 --> 00:48:29,992 I don't know if you're doing it right. 925 00:48:30,075 --> 00:48:32,869 Stevie. You have to hit the pound sign or it doesn't go through. 926 00:48:35,038 --> 00:48:38,834 You have to put in our number and then hit the pound sign. 927 00:48:42,337 --> 00:48:45,257 Excuse me, Bill Nye the Science Guy. 928 00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,967 That's a sweet show, too. 929 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,056 Hello. 930 00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:54,725 Cambi, it's your boyfriend. 931 00:48:54,808 --> 00:48:56,893 Look, I need to see you. 932 00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:01,106 Well, I'm at the Sky Bar. 933 00:49:01,189 --> 00:49:02,232 We'll be right there. 934 00:49:02,316 --> 00:49:05,027 - Nice. That was so good! - I know it's nice! 935 00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:06,403 I was focused the whole time. 936 00:49:06,486 --> 00:49:07,487 - My God. - Let's go. 937 00:49:08,405 --> 00:49:11,116 So did you guys have as good a time last night as we did? 938 00:49:11,742 --> 00:49:13,493 I had a great time, Vivica. 939 00:49:13,827 --> 00:49:15,746 In fact, I think we've reached a point 940 00:49:15,829 --> 00:49:17,748 where I can comfortably call you "Viv" 941 00:49:17,831 --> 00:49:19,750 and leave out the "ica." 942 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:24,713 Do you guys wanna hang out, or do what we did last night or... 943 00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:27,758 Or eat and do what we did last night? 944 00:49:27,841 --> 00:49:29,509 - Sounds good. - Okay. 945 00:49:31,553 --> 00:49:33,889 Ladies, have your boarding passes ready. 946 00:49:35,057 --> 00:49:37,309 Ma'am, you're gonna have to check your bag. 947 00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:40,395 The movie on this flight will be... 948 00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:43,565 I don't know. I can't think of any more. 949 00:49:45,525 --> 00:49:47,819 Where's your car? 950 00:49:48,153 --> 00:49:49,905 Our dad got mad, took it away. 951 00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:51,615 Your dad? 952 00:49:51,907 --> 00:49:54,534 Yeah. We used to work for him, but we quit today. 953 00:49:54,618 --> 00:49:56,411 So, actually, we're unemployed. 954 00:49:56,578 --> 00:49:57,996 Right. 955 00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,623 You're not in business with Mr. Zadir? 956 00:49:59,706 --> 00:50:01,792 Oh, no! We are! We just, you know, 957 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:03,919 we just met him last night, so we will be. 958 00:50:04,002 --> 00:50:06,797 So, no, but... Yes. 959 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,715 Especially if we ever get to see him again. 960 00:50:08,799 --> 00:50:09,883 - Right. - Yeah. 961 00:50:13,887 --> 00:50:16,014 Hey, we were just kidding about the boarding passes. 962 00:50:16,098 --> 00:50:17,724 - You can get in. - Get away from us. 963 00:50:17,808 --> 00:50:18,934 What's wrong? 964 00:50:19,559 --> 00:50:21,895 You guys are a big waste of time. 965 00:50:22,187 --> 00:50:23,397 Cómo what? 966 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,732 Steve, you're a jerk-off! 967 00:50:25,816 --> 00:50:27,818 Well, I'm glad you shared that with me. 968 00:50:28,819 --> 00:50:30,237 It's a big step for both of us. 969 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,949 Guys, consider what we did for you last night a favor. 970 00:50:34,032 --> 00:50:37,661 Now do us a favor and never talk to us again. 971 00:50:37,744 --> 00:50:39,913 What did we do wrong? We'll change. 972 00:50:39,996 --> 00:50:41,748 You can't change. 973 00:50:41,832 --> 00:50:45,544 You and your brother are ugly, pathetic losers! 974 00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:50,716 I can't believe we actually had sex with these asswads. 975 00:50:50,799 --> 00:50:53,051 You see, that's the problem with nightclubs, 976 00:50:53,135 --> 00:50:55,262 poor schmucks look just the same as rich schmucks. 977 00:51:08,859 --> 00:51:09,943 No. 978 00:51:10,819 --> 00:51:12,446 Yes. 979 00:51:12,529 --> 00:51:16,032 Steve. This is the worst day of my life, and I'd really appreciate it 980 00:51:16,116 --> 00:51:18,326 if you didn't talk to me right now, all right? 981 00:51:18,410 --> 00:51:21,830 I don't know how I'm supposed to respond to that. 982 00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:23,623 Big surprise, Steve. 983 00:51:23,707 --> 00:51:25,792 You don't know how to do something! 984 00:51:25,876 --> 00:51:27,669 You don't know how to work the clubs! 985 00:51:27,753 --> 00:51:29,296 You don't know how to talk to the ladies! 986 00:51:29,379 --> 00:51:30,714 The only thing you know how to do 987 00:51:30,797 --> 00:51:33,091 is ask me how to do everything! 988 00:51:33,175 --> 00:51:36,428 - But I'm just... - That's why everything's gone wrong! 989 00:51:36,511 --> 00:51:38,597 Because you're holding me back. 990 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,392 You're like this thing, like, that's tied to my leg. 991 00:51:42,476 --> 00:51:46,354 Like this dragging thing. Like, it's on a chain. 992 00:51:46,438 --> 00:51:48,315 - Being dragged like this... - Lead weight. 993 00:51:48,398 --> 00:51:49,816 Yes. Thank you. Lead weight. 994 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:51,276 But I'm not letting you drag me down anymore! 995 00:51:51,359 --> 00:51:52,736 That's it! Fin! Nothing! 996 00:51:52,819 --> 00:51:54,905 Wall! That's all! Nothing! 997 00:51:54,988 --> 00:51:57,741 You know, you can't blame me for what happened. 998 00:51:57,824 --> 00:52:01,912 I mean, today was just a series of random events gone awry. 999 00:52:01,995 --> 00:52:03,747 Well, maybe they wouldn't go awry 1000 00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:07,709 if I had someone sitting next to me with a brain! 1001 00:52:07,793 --> 00:52:10,045 You know what? Dad was right. 1002 00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:11,880 You are a loser! 1003 00:52:13,757 --> 00:52:15,967 You know what, Steve? I lied. 1004 00:52:16,051 --> 00:52:17,677 You're not good-looking! 1005 00:52:20,055 --> 00:52:21,306 Did you say something? 1006 00:52:21,389 --> 00:52:24,851 'Cause I have trouble hearing things from that low to the ground! 1007 00:52:24,935 --> 00:52:26,102 Well, hear this! 1008 00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:28,688 From now on, consider me your ex-brother! 1009 00:52:28,772 --> 00:52:30,857 - I don't care. - Care about this, huh? 1010 00:52:30,941 --> 00:52:34,736 - You want the real thing? - No. Do you want the... 1011 00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:36,446 - No. - Then stop talking to me! 1012 00:52:36,530 --> 00:52:37,656 - Fine. My pleasure. - Great. 1013 00:52:37,739 --> 00:52:39,241 - Fine. - Good. Nice! 1014 00:53:23,118 --> 00:53:25,412 Adhesive... 1015 00:53:25,495 --> 00:53:27,873 Little Post-its, 'cause you're a little idiot. 1016 00:53:28,915 --> 00:53:31,543 Throwing these out 'cause I hate you. 1017 00:53:41,469 --> 00:53:42,929 You should take a lesson from it. 1018 00:53:43,013 --> 00:53:44,556 You went after those kids 'cause... 1019 00:53:44,639 --> 00:53:45,640 Grieco. 1020 00:53:45,724 --> 00:53:46,725 ...and when you couldn't nail them, 1021 00:53:46,808 --> 00:53:48,852 you went after the next most likely bigot, me. 1022 00:53:48,935 --> 00:53:51,271 You wanted to get yourself a racist so bad... 1023 00:54:00,906 --> 00:54:02,324 Get off! 1024 00:54:12,208 --> 00:54:13,877 You'll be very happy with these, ma'am. 1025 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,629 These roses are our top seller. 1026 00:54:15,712 --> 00:54:17,505 How long do they last? 1027 00:54:17,589 --> 00:54:20,634 They last forever, 'cause they're silk. 1028 00:54:20,717 --> 00:54:22,761 They'll always be in bloom. 1029 00:54:23,553 --> 00:54:26,932 They'll never die, never change. 1030 00:54:27,015 --> 00:54:28,934 They'll never say you're not good-looking. 1031 00:54:30,226 --> 00:54:32,771 They'll always be in your room where you left them 1032 00:54:32,854 --> 00:54:36,066 and not suddenly move out to the guest house. 1033 00:54:36,149 --> 00:54:38,360 Steven, excuse me. Something has come up. 1034 00:54:38,443 --> 00:54:40,195 Excuse me, ma'am. 1035 00:54:40,278 --> 00:54:43,198 Steven, what's going on? All the customers are depressed. 1036 00:54:43,281 --> 00:54:46,660 It's just I'm used to seeing Doug at the register. I miss him. 1037 00:54:46,743 --> 00:54:47,744 He's in the guest house. 1038 00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:50,330 It's 10 feet away. It's a mansion in there. 1039 00:54:50,413 --> 00:54:51,665 There's no cable. 1040 00:54:51,748 --> 00:54:53,583 Yes, there is. They have Cinemax. 1041 00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:55,669 But there's no HBO! 1042 00:54:55,752 --> 00:54:57,128 God! 1043 00:55:00,507 --> 00:55:02,842 Squeeze. You can feel it right here. Squeeze! 1044 00:55:02,926 --> 00:55:05,011 - Hey, Steve. - Come on! 1045 00:55:05,095 --> 00:55:06,179 Hey. How you doing? 1046 00:55:06,262 --> 00:55:07,764 I heard about your brother. 1047 00:55:08,515 --> 00:55:10,058 - So? - So when are we gonna go out? 1048 00:55:10,725 --> 00:55:13,311 I know a place with great spinach wraps. 1049 00:55:13,395 --> 00:55:15,021 Look, Emily, 1050 00:55:15,105 --> 00:55:17,774 I know you've had your heart set on this for a long time, 1051 00:55:17,857 --> 00:55:20,485 but the truth is... I mean, I'm a rebel, 1052 00:55:20,568 --> 00:55:25,407 and you're like this sweet girl-from-next-door type. 1053 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:28,618 Steve, you're forgetting. I go to college, okay? 1054 00:55:28,702 --> 00:55:31,913 Translation. Drunken orgies with occasional Cliff Notes. 1055 00:55:31,997 --> 00:55:34,666 Look, it sounds good, 1056 00:55:34,749 --> 00:55:37,252 but I just got out of this very serious relationship, 1057 00:55:37,335 --> 00:55:40,964 and it's gonna take some time to nurse my emotional wounds, 1058 00:55:41,047 --> 00:55:44,426 and that could take, like, until... 1059 00:55:44,509 --> 00:55:47,595 - Saturday. - Saturday? That's perfect. 1060 00:55:47,679 --> 00:55:50,682 Your dad got us tickets to see David Copperfield this Saturday night. 1061 00:55:51,725 --> 00:55:52,767 It's gonna be so much fun 1062 00:55:52,851 --> 00:55:55,645 to see things appear and then disappear. 1063 00:56:01,484 --> 00:56:02,902 I'll see you. 1064 00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:11,036 Man. Great glutes. 1065 00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:14,330 I don't care. 1066 00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:41,649 - I don't know what you were thinking. - That's expensive. 1067 00:56:41,733 --> 00:56:43,443 Gotta go. 1068 00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:46,696 What goes on in your head when you shop for yourself? 1069 00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:48,615 Look at this. Who decorates like this? 1070 00:56:48,698 --> 00:56:50,241 Steve, come on. 1071 00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:25,693 "Introduction to business. 1072 00:57:27,028 --> 00:57:29,656 "Human relationships in management. 1073 00:57:29,739 --> 00:57:32,909 "Description covers the development..." 1074 00:57:32,992 --> 00:57:34,410 Here's one. 1075 00:57:34,494 --> 00:57:38,456 "Business Computer Systems." That's a good one. 1076 00:57:39,749 --> 00:57:42,836 Machines are Doug's thing. I'm more of a people person. 1077 00:57:42,919 --> 00:57:47,590 Steve, a businessman must have knowledge of computers. 1078 00:57:48,424 --> 00:57:49,717 Come on. 1079 00:57:51,803 --> 00:57:53,221 Oh, here's another one. 1080 00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:55,640 "Venture Management." 1081 00:57:55,723 --> 00:58:00,019 Gosh, Emily. School? I'll have to read. 1082 00:58:00,103 --> 00:58:03,439 And homework, and the teacher always asks you, 1083 00:58:03,523 --> 00:58:05,441 "Would you like to share that with the rest of the class?" 1084 00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:07,402 Don't upset me, Steve. 1085 00:58:07,485 --> 00:58:09,362 Unless you want to make me less horny. 1086 00:58:10,613 --> 00:58:12,115 No. That wouldn't be good. 1087 00:58:12,907 --> 00:58:14,826 Look, here's what we do. 1088 00:58:15,243 --> 00:58:18,371 First we combine the stores, okay? 1089 00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:21,249 And then we can add the furniture, you know? 1090 00:58:21,332 --> 00:58:24,836 Recliners and sofa beds, 1091 00:58:24,919 --> 00:58:28,298 and end tables and... 1092 00:58:28,381 --> 00:58:30,341 Chairs. 1093 00:58:30,425 --> 00:58:32,343 Oh, yes, chairs. 1094 00:58:32,427 --> 00:58:33,595 And... 1095 00:58:33,678 --> 00:58:35,597 - Ottomans. - Yes, ottomans. 1096 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,975 Ottomans. We're gonna be bigger than Ikea. Home Depot. 1097 00:58:39,058 --> 00:58:41,186 Oh, my God. 1098 00:58:44,898 --> 00:58:46,065 Ikea! 1099 00:58:58,536 --> 00:59:01,706 Emily, I think we're moving way too fast. 1100 00:59:01,789 --> 00:59:03,750 You're talking like we're married. 1101 00:59:05,585 --> 00:59:07,420 Oh, Steve. 1102 00:59:08,504 --> 00:59:10,673 You just made me so happy. 1103 00:59:10,757 --> 00:59:12,008 What? 1104 00:59:12,091 --> 00:59:14,636 No, no, no. I don't mean that. 1105 00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:17,722 No. It's just that I don't... 1106 00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:25,104 Okay. 1107 00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:44,540 Well, if I'm not mistaken, this place has got it going on. 1108 00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:46,918 I owe you big time for inviting me. 1109 00:59:48,795 --> 00:59:51,381 Who wants to dance? 1110 00:59:51,464 --> 00:59:53,800 I call this one the sprinkler. 1111 00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:57,345 Hey. You think it would be okay to wear 1112 00:59:57,428 --> 00:59:59,389 this outfit to your brother's wedding? 1113 01:00:00,723 --> 01:00:02,642 - What? - Your brother's wedding, man. 1114 01:00:02,725 --> 01:00:04,394 What are you gonna wear? 1115 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,145 Oh, God. 1116 01:00:06,229 --> 01:00:08,106 Man, you've got to hand it to Steve. 1117 01:00:08,189 --> 01:00:11,651 That Emily is the perfect woman. 1118 01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:16,197 Strong legs, tight stomach, a positive mental attitude. 1119 01:00:16,906 --> 01:00:19,075 A woman like that could really keep you on track. 1120 01:00:19,284 --> 01:00:20,743 Shut up! 1121 01:00:22,078 --> 01:00:23,579 Idiot. 1122 01:00:25,999 --> 01:00:29,043 Doug, just because you and your brother are having problems, 1123 01:00:29,127 --> 01:00:31,629 that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity 1124 01:00:31,713 --> 01:00:33,715 in a diminutive manner. 1125 01:00:36,301 --> 01:00:39,053 I'm sorry, Craig. It's just... 1126 01:00:40,722 --> 01:00:44,642 Can we not talk about my brother for a second? 1127 01:00:44,726 --> 01:00:47,437 Ten-four. Boundary set. 1128 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:48,855 Thank you. 1129 01:00:52,150 --> 01:00:55,445 I am having a hell of a time. 1130 01:01:00,867 --> 01:01:02,327 At this moment... 1131 01:01:03,786 --> 01:01:06,998 I want to make a toast to Steve and Emily, 1132 01:01:07,081 --> 01:01:11,544 who, after tomorrow, will be Mr. and Mrs. Steven Butabi. 1133 01:01:11,627 --> 01:01:13,880 Emily Sanderson-Butabi. 1134 01:01:13,963 --> 01:01:15,548 Whoever you become. 1135 01:01:15,631 --> 01:01:19,844 I would also like to thank everyone for flying in to join us. 1136 01:01:19,927 --> 01:01:24,307 Especially my parents, who came in all the way from Maine. 1137 01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:26,225 Yes, yes. 1138 01:01:26,309 --> 01:01:27,769 Despite mom's sciatica. 1139 01:01:28,102 --> 01:01:29,103 Terrific, sir. 1140 01:01:29,187 --> 01:01:32,607 Yes, and of course, the Butabis, 1141 01:01:32,690 --> 01:01:35,443 who came in all the way from Yay-men. 1142 01:01:35,526 --> 01:01:37,278 Yemen. 1143 01:01:37,362 --> 01:01:38,821 And that's not the only union. 1144 01:01:38,905 --> 01:01:43,576 From what I understand, we got a new lamp-plant store. 1145 01:01:43,659 --> 01:01:46,704 Plant-lamp store. Much better. 1146 01:01:47,663 --> 01:01:48,915 Seriously, it sounds better. 1147 01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:53,628 Steve. Do you want to stand up and make a toast? 1148 01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:55,171 No. I'm all right. 1149 01:01:55,254 --> 01:01:56,506 I think you should stand up and make a toast. 1150 01:01:56,589 --> 01:01:59,133 All the men are making toasts, I think you should make a toast. 1151 01:02:03,096 --> 01:02:06,808 Okay, I just want to say, what's up? 1152 01:02:06,891 --> 01:02:09,977 Grandma, grandpa, and 1153 01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:14,315 to the other two old people, what's up? 1154 01:02:15,066 --> 01:02:18,528 - Yeah, you. Thanks. - Very nice. 1155 01:02:18,611 --> 01:02:20,488 I think what Steve is trying to say 1156 01:02:20,571 --> 01:02:22,156 is that we are just thrilled with the way 1157 01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,950 this family is coming together. 1158 01:02:24,033 --> 01:02:26,869 And now I would like to share with you some of our business plans 1159 01:02:26,953 --> 01:02:28,287 for after the merger. 1160 01:02:28,371 --> 01:02:30,748 I'm gonna get some more wine. 1161 01:02:34,168 --> 01:02:36,629 - Dad? Dad. - Yes? 1162 01:02:36,712 --> 01:02:39,632 Is there any way we can cancel this whole thing? 1163 01:02:39,715 --> 01:02:40,967 Yes. 1164 01:02:41,050 --> 01:02:42,718 No. 1165 01:02:44,137 --> 01:02:47,807 That is so funny, but, Dad, it's like Emily turned out 1166 01:02:48,474 --> 01:02:50,935 to be this whole different other person. 1167 01:02:51,185 --> 01:02:53,521 Let me explain something to you. 1168 01:02:53,604 --> 01:02:55,648 The caterer has been paid. 1169 01:02:55,731 --> 01:02:59,277 Your grandparents have flown halfway around the world to get here. 1170 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:03,030 Besides, all men are nervous the night before their wedding, okay? 1171 01:03:03,114 --> 01:03:07,869 Oh, you mean all guys are nervous and anxious 1172 01:03:07,952 --> 01:03:10,788 and kind of hope she eats a can of botulism? 1173 01:03:10,872 --> 01:03:13,249 Or maybe she could hang out with a deer 1174 01:03:13,332 --> 01:03:16,043 and a hunter accidentally shoots her? 1175 01:03:16,127 --> 01:03:18,921 Or you know when she's sleeping and she makes that nose-whistle sound, 1176 01:03:19,005 --> 01:03:20,631 and you shake her to make her be quiet? 1177 01:03:20,715 --> 01:03:22,383 But what you'd really like to do 1178 01:03:22,467 --> 01:03:24,135 is take her stupid little red toothbrush 1179 01:03:24,218 --> 01:03:26,721 and ram it up her nostril into her skull? 1180 01:03:28,306 --> 01:03:29,974 These are perfectly normal feelings. 1181 01:03:32,727 --> 01:03:33,978 Okay. 1182 01:03:40,818 --> 01:03:43,529 Doug, you there? It's Steve. 1183 01:03:54,665 --> 01:03:57,919 Hi. You've reached Doug Butabi. I'm not here right now 1184 01:03:58,002 --> 01:03:59,754 because I'm outside living it up, 1185 01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:01,297 unlike my pussy-whipped brother 1186 01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:05,301 who's too busy throwing his life away for Emily. 1187 01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:07,845 Beep. 1188 01:04:08,596 --> 01:04:11,516 Doug, sorry I missed you. 1189 01:04:12,642 --> 01:04:14,644 I guess I'm getting married 1190 01:04:14,727 --> 01:04:16,938 and I'm just wondering 1191 01:04:17,021 --> 01:04:19,273 if you wanted to be my best man. 1192 01:04:20,274 --> 01:04:22,068 Give me a call or page me. 1193 01:04:22,151 --> 01:04:26,364 I'm in our room still, across from the pool. 1194 01:04:26,739 --> 01:04:27,740 See you. 1195 01:04:36,749 --> 01:04:38,543 Now, let's go over this one more time. 1196 01:04:38,626 --> 01:04:41,462 - Steve, I know my duty as best man. - Are you sure? 1197 01:04:41,546 --> 01:04:46,008 I got it. I walk down the aisle, I stand next to you, 1198 01:04:46,092 --> 01:04:49,595 and I get to settle any inter-wedding skirmishes. 1199 01:04:49,679 --> 01:04:50,805 No, no, no, no. 1200 01:04:50,888 --> 01:04:53,558 You're the best man, not the wedding bouncer. 1201 01:04:54,350 --> 01:04:55,851 You just gotta back me up. 1202 01:04:58,896 --> 01:05:02,358 Like if things get too heavy, I step in like a spotter. 1203 01:05:03,651 --> 01:05:04,652 Yeah, right. 1204 01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:06,112 Thanks, man. 1205 01:05:06,195 --> 01:05:08,030 Okay, let's go. 1206 01:05:08,990 --> 01:05:10,616 We're ready. Let's go. 1207 01:05:10,700 --> 01:05:11,826 Come on. Come on. 1208 01:05:11,909 --> 01:05:15,538 So I mean, do you want your kid blessed or not? It's up to you. 1209 01:05:17,748 --> 01:05:19,750 Richard Grieco. 1210 01:05:19,834 --> 01:05:21,627 How do you know Steve? 1211 01:05:21,711 --> 01:05:24,088 I just don't want to be sued. 1212 01:05:24,171 --> 01:05:25,673 No. Look, listen to me, pal. 1213 01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:27,925 You cannot get your kid confirmed in this city 1214 01:05:28,009 --> 01:05:29,385 for less than 150, all right? 1215 01:05:29,468 --> 01:05:30,803 Now, you want your kid blessed, 1216 01:05:30,886 --> 01:05:33,180 you call me, okay? It's up to you. I mean, I know a guy... 1217 01:05:33,598 --> 01:05:35,516 You know, Dad, I've been thinking. 1218 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:37,935 I didn't really have time to have a bachelor party. 1219 01:05:38,019 --> 01:05:41,188 That's a pretty major part of the wedding experience. 1220 01:05:41,272 --> 01:05:43,899 So we may want to consider delaying a couple hours 1221 01:05:43,983 --> 01:05:46,485 so that we could go to a strip club or something. 1222 01:05:46,861 --> 01:05:49,155 Look, sorry. I gotta go. Leave me a message. 1223 01:05:52,950 --> 01:05:53,951 Hey. 1224 01:05:54,744 --> 01:05:56,871 Steve, getting married. You the man! 1225 01:05:56,954 --> 01:05:59,790 Shut up, Craig. I'm walking down the aisle, you dick. 1226 01:06:03,210 --> 01:06:05,087 Judy wore white? 1227 01:06:05,171 --> 01:06:07,632 Grandma, get off the phone. 1228 01:06:22,772 --> 01:06:25,691 Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to join together... 1229 01:06:25,775 --> 01:06:28,778 Father, did we already start? 1230 01:06:28,861 --> 01:06:30,279 Yeah. 1231 01:06:31,781 --> 01:06:33,074 Sorry. I thought there was supposed to be 1232 01:06:33,157 --> 01:06:35,159 a buzzer or a whistle or something. 1233 01:06:37,161 --> 01:06:40,665 To join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1234 01:06:40,748 --> 01:06:42,708 But, before we do that, I understand the bride and groom 1235 01:06:42,792 --> 01:06:44,710 have each prepared something. 1236 01:06:44,794 --> 01:06:46,003 Yes. 1237 01:06:48,798 --> 01:06:50,633 "Dearest Steve, 1238 01:06:50,716 --> 01:06:54,387 "they say if you set something free and it comes back, 1239 01:06:54,470 --> 01:06:58,683 "you should love it forever, and, like one of your silk plants, 1240 01:06:58,766 --> 01:07:00,935 "I will try to stay beautiful. 1241 01:07:01,018 --> 01:07:02,353 "That is my endeavor. 1242 01:07:03,104 --> 01:07:05,523 "I know our lives together will be great, 1243 01:07:05,606 --> 01:07:08,818 "just like when we saw David Copperfield on our first date. 1244 01:07:08,901 --> 01:07:11,153 "Love, Emily." 1245 01:07:20,663 --> 01:07:25,209 "Emily. I used to see you outside my father's store, 1246 01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:27,920 "and then we went on some dates, 1247 01:07:28,003 --> 01:07:30,715 "and you let me have sex with you." 1248 01:07:37,263 --> 01:07:38,723 I'm done. 1249 01:07:41,142 --> 01:07:42,935 If there is anyone 1250 01:07:43,018 --> 01:07:45,646 who has reason to believe that this man or this woman 1251 01:07:45,730 --> 01:07:47,648 should not be joined together in holy matrimony, 1252 01:07:47,732 --> 01:07:50,860 let them speak now or forever hold their peace. 1253 01:07:50,943 --> 01:07:52,194 What's up? 1254 01:07:53,154 --> 01:07:54,655 From out of town? 1255 01:07:54,739 --> 01:07:57,366 Steve, don't hit on the bridesmaid. 1256 01:07:57,450 --> 01:07:58,659 It's your wedding. 1257 01:07:58,743 --> 01:08:01,036 You want to wait until after the ceremony, please? 1258 01:08:01,245 --> 01:08:02,705 Right. 1259 01:08:04,665 --> 01:08:08,419 Steven, do you promise to love Emily in sickness and health 1260 01:08:08,502 --> 01:08:11,005 for as long as you both shall live? 1261 01:08:11,088 --> 01:08:12,590 My dad already paid the caterer. 1262 01:08:16,135 --> 01:08:18,637 Emily, do you promise to love Steven in sickness and health 1263 01:08:18,721 --> 01:08:20,097 for as long as you both shall live? 1264 01:08:20,181 --> 01:08:21,682 I do. 1265 01:08:21,766 --> 01:08:23,476 Steven, repeat after me. 1266 01:08:23,559 --> 01:08:24,560 After me. 1267 01:08:31,734 --> 01:08:33,402 With this ring, I thee wed. 1268 01:08:33,861 --> 01:08:37,740 With this ring, I thee wed. 1269 01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:40,993 Now, Emily. 1270 01:08:43,913 --> 01:08:45,414 With this ring... 1271 01:08:55,382 --> 01:08:56,383 Doug. 1272 01:09:02,139 --> 01:09:04,683 What the hell's he doing here? What are you doing here? 1273 01:09:04,767 --> 01:09:06,101 Make him stop. 1274 01:09:06,185 --> 01:09:07,394 Turn that music off! 1275 01:09:07,478 --> 01:09:08,729 Turn it off! 1276 01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:12,650 You know what I paid for this wedding? 1277 01:09:12,733 --> 01:09:14,819 Steve, what are you doing? 1278 01:09:14,902 --> 01:09:18,239 Don't do that with your head. That is so dumb. 1279 01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:20,366 Why is he moving his stupid head? 1280 01:09:20,449 --> 01:09:22,785 - I can't work... - Keep going. 1281 01:09:22,868 --> 01:09:24,995 Let's go. You want to get paid? You idiot! 1282 01:09:25,079 --> 01:09:26,664 You're out of the will, that I can tell you! 1283 01:09:26,747 --> 01:09:28,207 This is my wedding! 1284 01:09:28,290 --> 01:09:30,084 I told you he was a jerk from day one. 1285 01:09:36,924 --> 01:09:39,885 I told you. He's such a jerk. I told you. 1286 01:09:42,346 --> 01:09:45,683 Emily, I'm sorry. I'm not ready yet. 1287 01:09:47,184 --> 01:09:50,271 - Steve, stop! - Nice poem, though. Sorry, Dad. 1288 01:09:51,647 --> 01:09:55,734 Steve, come back here! Steve, don't you leave me. 1289 01:09:56,735 --> 01:09:58,028 Steve, I'm not kidding. 1290 01:09:58,112 --> 01:10:00,239 - Mr. Butabi. - What? 1291 01:10:00,322 --> 01:10:03,367 As an actor, I'm a keen observer of human nature, 1292 01:10:03,450 --> 01:10:06,871 and I can tell you that your son is not ready for this sort of commitment. 1293 01:10:12,710 --> 01:10:13,711 Hello. 1294 01:10:14,795 --> 01:10:15,796 Hey. 1295 01:10:21,844 --> 01:10:23,262 Oh, God. 1296 01:10:23,345 --> 01:10:24,638 Go ahead, Father. 1297 01:10:24,722 --> 01:10:25,723 What? 1298 01:10:25,806 --> 01:10:27,558 - What are you doing? - Emily, 1299 01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:30,811 now with all due respect to Steve, his discipline is lacking, 1300 01:10:30,895 --> 01:10:32,521 as is his appreciation for you. 1301 01:10:32,605 --> 01:10:35,649 Now I, on the other hand, can bench press 305 pounds. 1302 01:10:35,733 --> 01:10:39,570 I squat a clean 525, and my body fat percentage is less than 2%. 1303 01:10:40,321 --> 01:10:41,322 Good. 1304 01:10:42,448 --> 01:10:44,033 Not only am I a professional trainer, 1305 01:10:44,116 --> 01:10:46,493 but I also hope to market my own protein bar someday. 1306 01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:49,747 Plus, I've always loved you. 1307 01:10:54,752 --> 01:10:57,212 Okay, but we should look into infomercials. 1308 01:10:57,546 --> 01:10:58,547 Okay. 1309 01:10:59,715 --> 01:11:02,384 This is a completely new fee. Cool? 1310 01:11:03,761 --> 01:11:05,721 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1311 01:11:06,722 --> 01:11:08,641 Okay. 1312 01:11:08,724 --> 01:11:11,560 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here again today... 1313 01:11:13,896 --> 01:11:17,733 Also, I took Craig clubbing. 1314 01:11:19,068 --> 01:11:20,569 It was all right. 1315 01:11:22,738 --> 01:11:24,490 Plus I rented a lot of videos. 1316 01:11:24,573 --> 01:11:25,824 I didn't do much else. 1317 01:11:31,163 --> 01:11:32,706 Look, Steve. 1318 01:11:37,753 --> 01:11:39,213 I'm sorry. 1319 01:11:41,507 --> 01:11:43,258 I said a lot of bad things before. 1320 01:11:45,052 --> 01:11:46,804 I've been thinking. 1321 01:11:49,723 --> 01:11:53,435 You're my brother, and we're brothers. 1322 01:11:53,519 --> 01:11:55,729 You know, when we're together... 1323 01:11:58,732 --> 01:11:59,984 I just... 1324 01:12:03,946 --> 01:12:05,739 You don't drag me down. 1325 01:12:08,659 --> 01:12:10,452 I drag me down... 1326 01:12:14,039 --> 01:12:15,499 And you... 1327 01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:19,044 You complete me. 1328 01:12:21,714 --> 01:12:22,715 Shut up. 1329 01:12:23,716 --> 01:12:24,717 What? 1330 01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:27,052 Just shut up. 1331 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:29,847 You had me at "hello." 1332 01:12:44,153 --> 01:12:48,365 And it seems to me you're just a little bit harder on Doug 1333 01:12:48,449 --> 01:12:52,327 than you are on Steve. I mean, isn't that true? 1334 01:12:53,078 --> 01:12:56,665 It's true, it's true. It's just that Doug is always so rebellious. 1335 01:12:56,749 --> 01:12:57,750 I can't control him. 1336 01:12:57,833 --> 01:13:01,336 Yeah, but, you know, rebellious, scrappy, dreamer, I mean... 1337 01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:04,131 What other young man does that remind you of? 1338 01:13:06,842 --> 01:13:08,010 Myself as a kid. 1339 01:13:10,262 --> 01:13:12,097 So who are you really fighting with? 1340 01:13:15,726 --> 01:13:19,855 Richard Grieco, you see right through me. 1341 01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:36,580 I missed this car. I look good in it. 1342 01:13:37,039 --> 01:13:38,040 Of course you do. 1343 01:13:38,123 --> 01:13:40,751 And you look good also. 1344 01:13:41,710 --> 01:13:43,629 Thanks. 1345 01:13:43,712 --> 01:13:46,632 I'm really glad you moved back into the room. 1346 01:13:46,715 --> 01:13:48,300 Dad was pretty cool about the wedding 1347 01:13:48,383 --> 01:13:50,552 once he had that chat with Richard Grieco. 1348 01:13:50,636 --> 01:13:53,514 Yeah, and it really improved your relationship with him. 1349 01:13:58,894 --> 01:14:00,938 Oh, my God. Is that an outside nightclub? 1350 01:14:01,021 --> 01:14:02,648 No way, that's your idea! 1351 01:14:02,731 --> 01:14:03,982 Pull over. Let's check it out. 1352 01:14:04,066 --> 01:14:05,317 Right. 1353 01:14:16,411 --> 01:14:18,539 No one gets in unless they talk to the list. 1354 01:14:18,622 --> 01:14:20,916 - We're on the list. - Steve and Doug Butabi. 1355 01:14:21,917 --> 01:14:23,252 Butabi. 1356 01:14:23,335 --> 01:14:25,587 Oh, step right in. 1357 01:14:25,671 --> 01:14:27,589 - I'm sorry? - Go right in. 1358 01:14:28,215 --> 01:14:29,633 Okay. 1359 01:14:29,716 --> 01:14:31,885 I guess we should go in then. 1360 01:14:31,969 --> 01:14:33,137 Yeah. 1361 01:14:34,555 --> 01:14:36,098 - Okay, we're gonna... - We're gonna go in. 1362 01:14:36,181 --> 01:14:37,724 We're going in. 1363 01:14:40,978 --> 01:14:41,979 I can't believe we got in. 1364 01:14:42,062 --> 01:14:43,397 I know. I don't know what that's about. 1365 01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:44,731 You sure it wasn't a mistake? 1366 01:14:44,815 --> 01:14:46,942 I don't think so. It's too weird to be a mistake. 1367 01:14:47,025 --> 01:14:48,360 It's like they stole your idea. It's... 1368 01:14:48,443 --> 01:14:49,570 I know. 1369 01:14:56,743 --> 01:15:00,080 Butabis! I've been looking all over for you. Come here! 1370 01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:01,665 Get over here! 1371 01:15:01,748 --> 01:15:03,041 Mr. Zadir. 1372 01:15:04,793 --> 01:15:07,504 - How do you like our club? - Our club? 1373 01:15:07,588 --> 01:15:10,090 Of course. I cut you in. It was your idea. 1374 01:15:10,174 --> 01:15:12,509 - Sweet. - Sweet ass sweet. 1375 01:15:12,593 --> 01:15:13,886 It's not all sweet asses. 1376 01:15:13,969 --> 01:15:15,387 Running a club is hard work. 1377 01:15:15,470 --> 01:15:16,763 Don't worry about it, Mr. Zadir. 1378 01:15:16,847 --> 01:15:18,265 Yeah. We're workaholics. 1379 01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:20,642 Mr. Zadir, Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. 1380 01:15:20,726 --> 01:15:23,395 He says there's no way he could have grabbed your ass. 1381 01:15:23,478 --> 01:15:24,646 What is he up to now? 1382 01:15:24,730 --> 01:15:25,772 I just told you. 1383 01:15:25,856 --> 01:15:27,316 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 1384 01:15:27,399 --> 01:15:29,026 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 1385 01:15:30,819 --> 01:15:32,196 Let's do some business. 1386 01:15:32,279 --> 01:15:33,655 All right. 1387 01:15:38,702 --> 01:15:39,703 Put a couple cherries in that. 1388 01:15:39,786 --> 01:15:40,913 Nice call. 1389 01:15:40,996 --> 01:15:42,998 - Hello, Mr. Butabi. - Hey. 1390 01:15:43,081 --> 01:15:44,875 Mr. Butabi, can you approve this? 1391 01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:47,127 Yes. That looks just fine, all that. 1392 01:15:47,211 --> 01:15:48,795 Good decision. 1393 01:15:48,879 --> 01:15:52,049 - Hi, Mr. Bartabi. - It's Butabi, but that's okay. 1394 01:15:52,132 --> 01:15:53,634 - How's the hair? - Good. 1395 01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:55,636 - Successful-club-owner good? - Absolutely. 1396 01:15:55,719 --> 01:15:57,221 How are these? Nice? 1397 01:15:57,304 --> 01:15:59,723 God, that voice sounds so familiar. 1398 01:16:05,187 --> 01:16:06,813 Are you... 1399 01:16:06,897 --> 01:16:08,398 Doug? 1400 01:16:09,441 --> 01:16:10,525 Credit Vixen? 1401 01:16:11,735 --> 01:16:13,278 My God, I can't believe this. 1402 01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:16,740 You're even more beautiful than you sound. 1403 01:16:18,075 --> 01:16:19,326 You stopped calling. 1404 01:16:19,409 --> 01:16:21,078 Well, not because I didn't want to. 1405 01:16:21,161 --> 01:16:22,621 I just... 1406 01:16:23,747 --> 01:16:26,333 Am I what you expected? 1407 01:16:28,752 --> 01:16:30,254 I totally approve. 1408 01:16:33,715 --> 01:16:35,092 You're not here with anyone? 1409 01:16:35,175 --> 01:16:37,177 Oh, just my friend. 1410 01:16:40,013 --> 01:16:41,556 Hottie police officer? 1411 01:16:43,267 --> 01:16:45,018 I was really looking forward to meeting you 1412 01:16:45,102 --> 01:16:47,896 at municipal court on or before June 6th. 1413 01:16:48,438 --> 01:16:51,358 So, do you guys want to dance? 1414 01:16:52,192 --> 01:16:53,694 No. 1415 01:16:54,528 --> 01:16:55,946 - Yes. - Yes. 1416 01:16:58,699 --> 01:16:59,866 Oh, I love this song. 1417 01:16:59,950 --> 01:17:00,993 Me, too. 1418 01:17:01,076 --> 01:17:02,786 Actually, I'm getting kind of sick of it. 1419 01:17:47,748 --> 01:17:49,666 I broke the window again. 95765