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you tell her, Freddy
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that I heard that
he said that she did
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and he doesn't lie.
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Freddy, just
tell her.
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There she is!
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Yes, I know what
she looks like.
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Vanessa?
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Your sister just
interrupted my work
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to tell me you bothered her.
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She shouldn't have.
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You're a busy man.
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That's not important.
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Yes, it is.
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You bring new lives
into the world.
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Without you, women would
stay pregnant forever.
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The question is, why are you
bothering your sister?
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I don't know.
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Didn't I tell you not to?
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Uh-huh.
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Why are you still
bothering her?
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I don't know.
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You two have to learn
to play together.
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Do you
understand?
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Fine.
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Now get away
from each other.
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Stop it!
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Hey!
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I was just hurrying her along.
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She's only five now,
but she's going to grow up
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and she may begin
to do body-building
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come back
and say
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"Remember all the times
you pushed me?"
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and clean your clock.
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Yeah, Dad.
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Denise, didn't I ask you
to look after them?
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Give me this.
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Hello, Freddy?
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Hi. I'm hanging up now.
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You can keep talking
if you want.
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Daddy, this
wouldn't happen
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if I had my own
phone in my room.
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If you had your own phone,
we would never see you.
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You'd come
out one day
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and We would wonder who you are
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and charge you rent.
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I can't talk
to my own boyfriend?
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You can.
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Where?
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Any pay phone
in New York.
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Daddy...
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making biscuits.
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Now stop. Stop now.
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Come on.
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You're squashing grapes,
making a mess of the fruit
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and bothering your sister.
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Tell dad...
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tell dad What's
the problem, please?
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How come mom takes Teddy
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to see the new movie,
death track 2000
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and not me?
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Because you can't handle
the scary stuff.
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Everybody knows that.
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You know
that.
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I read for you
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"Little bo beep
has lost her sheep"
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When you were little.
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You cried for two weeks.
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Janet meiser's parents
let her see it.
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I doubt that very much.
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Yes, they did.
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If you want me to
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I will call
Janet Meiser's parents
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and ask them that
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and embarrass you
all to pieces.
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⪠I'm going to the phone. âª
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⪠You better stop me
before I get there. âª
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⪠This is your last chance. âª
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⪠I'm picking up the phone. âª
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⪠I have the receiver
in my hand. âª
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555-1379.
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⪠It's ringing. âª
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⪠You better pray
they're not home. âª
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⪠They're answering. âª
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⪠Hello, mrs. Meiser? âª
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⪠Dr. Huxtable here. âª
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⪠Nice to... âª
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⪠why am I singing? âª
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Oh, hi.
I'm sorry.
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I wanted to ask you--
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did you let Janet see
death track 2000?
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Aha!
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All right.
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And thank you.
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She did.
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You know what that means?
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What?
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Nothing, because
you're still not going.
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Daddy, it's not fair.
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Everyone gets
to go but me.
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Vanessa, how many times Have you
begged to go to a scary movie
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and then you wound up so scared
you had to sleep with us?
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Twice.
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Hundreds of times.
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Not hundreds.
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Not twice.
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You missed
a great movie.
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Yeah?
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It was nonstop,
blood everywhere.
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Did I get any on me?
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She doesn't
recognize a classic.
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When they weren't shooting
or blowing up a car or building
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they stood there cursing--
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the foulest mouths
I've ever heard.
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Yeah.
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Dad, she was
real embarrassed.
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Let me tell you
about the movie.
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Start from the beginning
and talk slow.
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Vanessa, go to your room
and play with your sister
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and stay away from her.
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There is no fun in my life.
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As you get older, it gets worse.
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Tell me about the plot
of this epic.
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There was this guy,
Max Savage
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and this gang
took his car
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and he had to
get it back.
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That's the plot?
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Yeah, but you
hardly notice it.
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What's really great
is these guys
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have these machine guns
that shoot fireballs.
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One guy had
this big bazooka
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that blew up
whole cities.
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Have I got to see this movie!
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Vanessa!
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I'm still downstairs, aren't I?
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I could take
the stabbings
and the beatings
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and those people that explode
every six seconds.
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What got me was when
this movie Let out
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these kids left
the theater laughing.
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It was fun.
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We've got one
in our own house
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and we feed it.
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You think it's fun because
you don't know any better.
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Next week, at the old
classic theater
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there's a movie playing that
I loved when I was your age.
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I'm taking you,
and you will love it.
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( laughing )
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Sure, Dad.
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Cliff, I think
that's a great idea!
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Oh, yeah.
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Take that boy to the movies
and educate him.
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Yes, indeed.
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What's playing?
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Humphrey Bogart
in casablanca?
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No, no.
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Errol Flynn
in don Juan.
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No.
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Laurence Olivier in
wuthering heights?
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We got colt Kirby and
shoot-out in laredo.
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You are on your own.
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He had coco the wonder horse--
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the smartest horse
in the world.
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Used to roll his own cigarettes.
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( door opening )
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Back from laredo.
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How was it?
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Theo:
Okay.
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Okay? It was great.
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It wasn't
realistic.
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Wasn't realistic?
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Mr. "My-girlfriend-is-
in-the-building-
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"Throw-an-h-bomb-in-
Blow-up-everything-to-get-her-
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she-comes-out-
with-her-hair-unsinged"
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Says my movie
was not realistic?
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His guy shot his six-shooter
39 times without reloading.
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His guy rode his horse coco
600 miles
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and passed the same rock
14 times.
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Well, tex?
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You don't go to a movie
to count rocks.
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You go to a movie
to see colt Kirby
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who was a real hero--
honest, decent.
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He was a wimp.
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Children, please.
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He started it.
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That's enough.
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Go wash up
for dinner...
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with soap.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Colt Kirby would have kicked
Max Savage's Butt.
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Ha!
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Are, too.
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Am not.
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Are, too.
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Am not.
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Hold on, buckaroos.
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What seems to
be the ruckus?
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What?
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In American, that is
"What's the trouble"?
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Rudy called me a baby
because of death track 2000.
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Did not.
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Did so.
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Did not.
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Stop it.
Did so.
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Did...
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stop.
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Did not.
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What did you say?
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I called her
a chicken baby.
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I am not.
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Are, too.
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Am not.
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Look, stop.
Stop it!
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Now, here--
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Rudy, you go and you
help mommy in the kitchen.
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Vanessa...
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go help mom in the kitchen.
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Now?
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Do I have to say "Now"?
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uh-huh.
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( no audio )
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Cliff?
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Hmm?
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I liked tonight's supper.
How about you?
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Yeah.
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Salad.
A little Salmon.
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Yeah.
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We ought to eat light
more often.
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Yeah. I'm starving.
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Me, too.
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I saw some
leftover chicken.
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Uh-uh.
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Cheese and crackers.
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Cheese and crackers.
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Coming up!
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Swiss cheese and crackers.
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Swiss is too dry.
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We got cheddar.
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Okay.
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Cheddar cheese and crackers.
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What kind of Crackers?
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Uh, we got saltines.
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Saltines and cheddar cheese.
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Okay.
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Got it.
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Make it
bread.
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Bread, cheddar cheese.
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Right?
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Right.
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Lightly toasted.
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You want...
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bread, cheddar cheese,
lightly toasted.
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That's right.
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Okay.
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Cliff, on second thought...
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why don't we just
go with the chicken?
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Why don't I just
bring up the refrigerator?
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Now you're talking.
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Vanessa.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi.
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Looks almost done.
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Smells good.
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What is it?
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Coffee.
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Coffee.
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Care to join me?
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Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
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Can I ask you
a question?
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Oh, sure.
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Do you have a nighttime job
that I don't know about?
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Like driving a truck
or something like that?
272
00:12:56,998 --> 00:12:58,864
Why are you drinking coffee?
273
00:12:58,864 --> 00:13:01,864
I'm afraid to go
back to sleep.
274
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,498
Had a bad dream.
275
00:13:03,498 --> 00:13:06,531
Had a bad dream.
276
00:13:06,531 --> 00:13:09,864
That's enough.
Thank you, dear.
277
00:13:09,864 --> 00:13:12,064
This coffee does work,
doesn't it?
278
00:13:12,064 --> 00:13:15,964
Yes, it does.
Tell me about your dream.
279
00:13:15,964 --> 00:13:19,164
There was this real mean
gang of kidnappers.
280
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,664
They took
Max Savage's car...
281
00:13:21,664 --> 00:13:22,798
wait. See?
282
00:13:22,798 --> 00:13:24,098
You're scared
283
00:13:24,098 --> 00:13:27,831
because of what you heard
Theo say two days ago.
284
00:13:27,831 --> 00:13:31,164
Imagine if you
had gone to that movie.
285
00:13:31,164 --> 00:13:32,731
Dad, I did.
286
00:13:32,731 --> 00:13:34,964
How did you get a ticket?
287
00:13:34,964 --> 00:13:36,264
It's easy.
288
00:13:36,264 --> 00:13:39,531
This high school guy
stands outside the theater.
289
00:13:39,531 --> 00:13:41,564
He can grow a moustache.
290
00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:45,331
We call him "Movie Dave"
291
00:13:45,331 --> 00:13:49,164
And for 50 cents,
he'll take a kid in.
292
00:13:49,164 --> 00:13:50,931
He is cleaning up!
293
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,331
Was it worth it?
294
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,864
It was horrible.
295
00:13:53,864 --> 00:13:57,998
What we have to do
is get you into bed.
296
00:13:57,998 --> 00:14:02,431
Tomorrow you and I will discuss
a tremendous grounding.
297
00:14:02,431 --> 00:14:03,598
Let's go.
298
00:14:03,598 --> 00:14:06,964
There's supposed to be
a child behind me.
299
00:14:10,098 --> 00:14:13,498
I go to my room
and close my eyes
300
00:14:13,498 --> 00:14:17,831
and the kidnappers scare me,
so I'm back in the kitchen.
301
00:14:17,831 --> 00:14:19,464
Can't I stay?
302
00:14:19,464 --> 00:14:22,731
Would it be better
if you slept with us tonight?
303
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,131
Thanks, dad.
304
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:28,631
I wouldn't have to go in my room
or drink that coffee.
305
00:14:29,831 --> 00:14:33,264
We had something like
this in med school.
306
00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:36,364
Take one sip and you
were awake for six hours.
307
00:14:36,364 --> 00:14:40,398
Two sips, you were
awake for 72 hours.
308
00:14:40,398 --> 00:14:43,831
Drink a cup, you'll
never blink in life.
309
00:16:26,864 --> 00:16:28,764
Clair-- middle.
310
00:16:28,764 --> 00:16:30,331
In the middle.
311
00:16:32,598 --> 00:16:34,631
No, in the middle.
312
00:16:34,631 --> 00:16:35,931
Bathroom.
313
00:16:59,531 --> 00:17:02,264
Two nights of This is enough.
314
00:17:02,264 --> 00:17:04,998
I'm going to sleep on the sofa.
315
00:17:04,998 --> 00:17:06,831
( loud snoring )
316
00:17:06,831 --> 00:17:08,564
Shut up.
317
00:17:15,898 --> 00:17:17,731
( door opening )
318
00:17:20,531 --> 00:17:22,631
( door slamming )
319
00:17:22,631 --> 00:17:24,498
Men are dirt.
320
00:17:26,598 --> 00:17:28,631
Uh-oh. Freddy messed up.
321
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,664
We go to this restaurant
322
00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:33,464
and the whole time
he's looking at the waitress.
323
00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:35,431
Oh, Freddy.
324
00:17:35,431 --> 00:17:38,798
She's listing the specials,
he's looking at her legs.
325
00:17:38,798 --> 00:17:42,498
No, Freddy.
326
00:17:42,498 --> 00:17:44,498
So I
got mad.
327
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,731
I said, "Freddy,
those aren't on the menu."
328
00:17:49,164 --> 00:17:51,731
Daddy, I
was great.
329
00:17:51,731 --> 00:17:54,164
I didn't say, "take me home."
330
00:17:54,164 --> 00:17:57,998
I said, "I'll have
the caviar appetizer, please."
331
00:17:57,998 --> 00:17:59,264
Twelve bucks.
332
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:04,764
I said, "I'll have
the maine lobster."
333
00:18:04,764 --> 00:18:06,431
$24.50.
334
00:18:06,431 --> 00:18:08,431
"And the cherries jubilee."
335
00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:10,031
Eight dollars.
336
00:18:12,398 --> 00:18:17,231
And then I said,
"take me home."
337
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:23,231
Well, dear, in the words
of colt Kirby
338
00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:27,098
"I like your style."
339
00:18:27,098 --> 00:18:28,431
Thanks, daddy.
340
00:18:28,431 --> 00:18:29,664
Good night.
341
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:42,531
Mommy, what happened?
342
00:18:42,531 --> 00:18:44,664
Oh, honey, you fell.
343
00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:47,998
Listen, baby.
344
00:18:47,998 --> 00:18:49,964
We need to talk
345
00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:53,298
about these
sleeping arrangements.
346
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,764
You kicking me out?
347
00:18:54,764 --> 00:18:57,431
I know what
you're going through.
348
00:18:57,431 --> 00:18:59,331
When I was your age
349
00:18:59,331 --> 00:19:03,431
I thought I saw a witch
outside my window.
350
00:19:03,431 --> 00:19:04,864
You did?
351
00:19:04,864 --> 00:19:10,064
She had slimy green skin,
teeth all bunched up together
352
00:19:10,064 --> 00:19:11,898
stringy white hair
353
00:19:11,898 --> 00:19:13,731
and she used to call
354
00:19:13,731 --> 00:19:20,098
( raspy witch VOICE: )
"Clair! Clair!"
355
00:19:20,098 --> 00:19:22,931
Oh, mom.
356
00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:26,531
When I saw her,
I ran to my parents' room.
357
00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:27,964
You did the right thing.
358
00:19:27,964 --> 00:19:30,498
My mother
gave me something
359
00:19:30,498 --> 00:19:33,864
that helped me
go back to my room.
360
00:19:33,864 --> 00:19:36,098
What did she give you?
361
00:19:36,098 --> 00:19:37,164
This.
362
00:19:37,164 --> 00:19:39,531
She gave you
junk jewelry?
363
00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:44,164
This medal has been in
our family since 1859.
364
00:19:44,164 --> 00:19:45,364
Wow.
365
00:19:45,364 --> 00:19:48,998
And when my mother
gave me this medal
366
00:19:48,998 --> 00:19:54,031
I knew I would never again
be bothered by that witch.
367
00:19:54,031 --> 00:19:56,831
May this medal
make you brave.
368
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,664
I feel better already.
369
00:20:00,664 --> 00:20:05,964
And now it's time for you
to go back to your room.
370
00:20:05,964 --> 00:20:08,831
I knew it was coming.
371
00:20:08,831 --> 00:20:13,664
It's going to be hard,
but I'm going back in there.
372
00:20:13,664 --> 00:20:17,331
I'll see those kidnappers
staring straight at me
373
00:20:17,331 --> 00:20:22,231
but no matter how scared I get,
I'll stay in my room.
374
00:20:22,231 --> 00:20:24,098
I love you.
375
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,098
Mom?
376
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,431
Huh?
377
00:20:26,431 --> 00:20:30,264
Those Earrings would look
so great with my medal.
378
00:20:34,098 --> 00:20:37,098
We have definitely got
a daytime Couch.
379
00:20:37,098 --> 00:20:38,198
Look, daddy.
380
00:20:38,198 --> 00:20:39,764
My bravery medal.
381
00:20:39,764 --> 00:20:41,764
Mommy gave it to me.
382
00:20:41,764 --> 00:20:43,264
Oh, my goodness.
383
00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:45,964
Well, congratulations.
384
00:20:45,964 --> 00:20:47,264
Good night, mama.
385
00:20:47,264 --> 00:20:48,431
Good night, baby.
386
00:20:48,431 --> 00:20:50,898
See you in the morning.
387
00:20:50,898 --> 00:20:52,664
Let's hope so.
388
00:20:52,664 --> 00:20:56,664
That's my
880-relay medal.
389
00:20:56,664 --> 00:21:01,631
I had to run for two years
to earn that medal.
390
00:21:01,631 --> 00:21:06,398
You've got to give something
to get something.
391
00:21:08,498 --> 00:21:11,864
In the words of colt Kirby...
392
00:21:24,964 --> 00:21:31,798
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