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一天
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一天
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一天
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有好的一天
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祝你有好的一天
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有好的一天
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祝你有好的一天
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伤
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伤
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心
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你伤了我的心
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你伤了我的心
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应该
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屎
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不是shit shit是脏话
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应该
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应该
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你应该对我抱歉
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你应该
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什么什么 怎么就to me了
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你
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你
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应该
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应该
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是
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是
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道歉
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道歉
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对我
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这么就to me了
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这句话的意思是
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你应该向我道歉
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这句话我一定要学会了
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最近净碰着坑我的
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但是仅仅抱歉不够
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但是仅仅 够
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吃药 吃药 吃药
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待会 待会
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我得看着你吃 一会你又忘了
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我敢保证
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他也就三天的热乎劲
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对 你叫什么来着
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王丽
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teacher王
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公司的报表你也不看
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兰兰
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替我看着点叔叔啊
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一天只能抽三支烟
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他要不听你就给我打电话
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你这人真是的
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想起一出是一出
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公司那么多事压着你不打理
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学这些没用的东西
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我这不是业务需要嘛
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经常接触外商
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祝你有好的一天
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兰兰
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来
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听说你表哥从乡下来了
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嗯
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那得看看啊
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今天放你半天假
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给你这一百块钱 打车去打车回来
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别跟你阿姨说是我给你的钱
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去
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够了
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什么够了 这是英语
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来是come去是go
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现在go
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谢谢叔叔
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你不是说你不碰我的吗
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你坏 我可是你教师
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是 我知道 可是我实在是太喜欢你了
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你是不是对每个女人都这么说呀
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快点
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别折磨我了
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来吧
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轻点 轻点
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这不能怪我
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这只能怪你自己长得太有魅力了
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放开我
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怪只能怪你自己
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你疯了 你把我衣服都给撕了
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你把我衣服都给撕了
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你看 扣子都掉了 还得缝扣子呢
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制裁只能使双方都受损失
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你轻点
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你就不怕被你老婆发现呀你
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她不在家
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太重了
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别担心 放松
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咱们谈谈吧
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别怕 他身上没带凶器
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就有个摄像机
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清楚吗 看看
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你看 特别清楚
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刘大总裁
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你对我的女朋友这么无理
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你深深地伤害了我
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你伤了我的心
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刚教过你好好想想
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我真不知道你们俩是两口子
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我真的给你们俩道歉
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你 应该 抱歉
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你讲什么
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我应该向你道歉
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说错了 说错了啊
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你应该说
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我很抱歉
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我很抱歉
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但是 仅仅 抱歉
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是 不 够
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听懂了吗 听懂了吗
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听懂了
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仅仅道歉是不够的
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对
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那你让我怎么着啊
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从艺术片的角度来讲
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没错
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这段录像真的不值什么钱
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但是 从写实的纪录片来讲
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无论它的清晰度
还是它反映出来的内容
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足够震撼你老婆脆弱的神经
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你应该把它买下来
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你们这是敲诈
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别气 别气
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敲诈
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对
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是敲诈
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你们到底想要什么呀
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我这又没现金
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来来 来嘛
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人家就想要那台车嘛
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本人因欠王薄先生跟王丽小姐
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人民币一百万
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经双方友好协商
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同意用宝马汽车一部以物抵债
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决不反悔 来 来 来 来
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好 按个手印来
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按一下嘛 来吧
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干什么你
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哎哟
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你给我站住
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你打人
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不像话
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哎哟 哎哟
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哇
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红到这个程度啦
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疼吧
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你在这里干什么
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当明星啊你
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我们需要的不是敬礼
我们需要的是安全
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责任感 懂吗
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开好车你就不问
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开好车就可以随便进入
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开好车就一定是好人吗
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你还笑
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有完没完你
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形同虚设
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你怎么了
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没什么
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我不行了
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这真的是最后一次了
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我们把车卖了就别再干了
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我想过正常人的生活
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我看你是高原反应
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你是在说胡话
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天下无贼--天下无贼
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我想进去拜佛
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等我卖了车 然后陪你玩
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我不是想玩
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我就想认认真真地烧一柱香
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厉害吧
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这种地方你也下得了手
不怕遭报应
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拜佛还不如拜我 我就是佛
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别胡说
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真的当自己是善男信女了
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你就是一母狼
我就是一公狼
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这案是翻不了
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别说了
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你要重新做人 下辈子都别想
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叫你别说了 你没听到吗你
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你别动我
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叫你不要说了
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停车你 停
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拜什么佛都没用
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叫你不说了行不行啊你
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我要下车 停车
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我跟你说别动
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你看前面有车
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你找死啊
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我看你这几天就不对劲
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你吃错药啦
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从现在开始 我跟你没有关系了
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我们散伙吧
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好啊
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滚吧
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滚
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我还没分到钱呢
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我要我应得的那一份
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你那份
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那些钱是我豁出命去赚回来的
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你赚回来的 长沙那一单
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要不是我把警察引开
你走得了吗
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云南那一票
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要不是我用我自己去换你
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你说什么 没你我跟他们拼了
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拼了 还说
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两只手都给人家摁在案子上了
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我这是为哪个狗娘养的
被那些畜生给烫的
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你良心给狗吃了
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我早就猜到有这么一天
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不就是为了钱吗
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你说对了
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就是为了钱
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我们两个之间除了钱
还剩下什么呢
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我只要我应得的那一份
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别闹啦
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对不起啦
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滚
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好
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叔 我今年多大了
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你问这干什么
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我就想知道
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你十六岁来的
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在塔公干了五年
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应该二十一了吧
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你问这干什么
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没什么
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叔
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你给我存了多少钱了
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你问这干什么
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我就想知道
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会计
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什么事
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咱傻根存多少钱
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五六万吧
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五还是六
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六
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给我提出来吧
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干什么
249
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我想回家盖房 娶媳妇
250
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好 好 好
251
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,765
等叔带你过年回去
给你相个媳妇
252
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,646
你叫什么名啊
253
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:29,854
我没大名
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00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,886
村里的人都叫我傻根
255
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:34,921
你不是本地人吧
256
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:38,091
我是河北人 来这修庙的
257
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:41,427
那你可是积了大德啊
258
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:43,860
我是个孤儿
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00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:45,069
打记事起
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00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,838
就跟着村里的大人修庙讨生活
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00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:51,069
修庙是我们村祖上传下来的手艺
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00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,788
谢谢你 你回吧
263
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:10,517
给你就拿着 走
264
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,461
我送你不是为了要钱
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00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:32,415
这是什么
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降魔杵 寺里的喇嘛送给我的
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00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:37,482
送你吧 能避邪
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都吃上啦
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00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:06,381
取回来了
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00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:07,448
傻根
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傻根
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傻根
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00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:13,884
钱给你取回来了
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00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,122
傻根你看
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六万吧 让会计给你寄回去吧
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00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:21,831
我跟你说
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00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,061
这寄回去 六万块钱
就变成五万九千四了
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00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:27,403
得交邮费
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00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:28,539
六百块钱
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六万块钱交六百块钱邮费
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国家规定的
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六百块钱在我老家都能买头驴了
283
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,915
省六百你丢六万
还是给他寄回去
284
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:42,177
这贼可多着呢 再给你偷了
285
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,688
别说偷 给你抢喽
286
00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:46,956
哪有那么多贼啊
287
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:50,219
听叔一句话
还是让会计给你寄回去
288
00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:54,230
六万块钱还没一块砖重呢
还带不回去它
289
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:55,533
还犟得很
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00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:01,697
富贵
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00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:08,108
玉兰
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00:24:11,049 --> 00:24:13,040
都来呀
293
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:18,020
再不来就看不见我啦
294
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:22,617
我要回家娶媳妇了
295
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:24,853
我来这五年
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00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:28,499
每回过年村里的人都回去了
297
00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:34,097
都是你们陪我在这看工地
298
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:40,204
我这次回去就看不见你们了
299
00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:44,614
散了吧
300
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,689
我发你的帽子你怎么不带嘛
301
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,061
我没有你带好看嘛
302
00:25:06,071 --> 00:25:08,096
顺便跟你几位也说一声
303
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,674
上车以后 没有我的批准
304
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,173
谁也不要接近黎叔
305
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:14,306
要保证黎叔的休息
306
00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:18,082
说一下你啊
没有事不要老去寻黎叔
307
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,911
不要老往他屋里跑嘛
308
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:21,814
黎叔是厚道不说你
309
00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:24,214
但你自己要学着懂点规矩
310
00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:26,851
说你怎么不听啊
311
00:25:27,058 --> 00:25:28,685
你别老找我茬行吗
312
00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:31,125
四眼不也老去嘛
你怎么不说他呢
313
00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:33,287
我踩着你尾巴了
314
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:41,931
说了多少次了
315
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,607
要团结
316
00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:50,004
眼睛要看着别人的长处
317
00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:52,946
这次出来
318
00:25:53,151 --> 00:25:56,143
一是通过实战锻炼队伍
319
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:58,687
二是考察新人
320
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:02,587
在这里我要特别提出表扬的是
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00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:05,989
小叶
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00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:08,329
和四眼
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00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:14,966
两位虽然刚刚入道
324
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,199
会做人啊 不但突破了自己
325
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:20,970
也超越了在座的前辈
326
00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,009
黎叔
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00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:28,084
以后有什么事我一定尽全力
328
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:33,023
希望你们在今后的工作中
329
00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:36,388
百尺竿头 更上一步
330
00:26:43,234 --> 00:26:44,861
金表啊
331
00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:56,976
没想到你高原反应那么久
332
00:26:58,350 --> 00:26:59,339
抱歉
333
00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:01,242
车也卖了 说好了散伙
334
00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:03,250
你还死皮赖脸跟着我干什么
335
00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:08,888
相信我 从今以后
336
00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:11,621
我和你形影不离
337
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,063
来
338
00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:17,261
小心
339
00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:34,281
我就不喜欢你们
嘀嘀咕咕的 烦死我了
340
00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:35,943
我这六万块钱又不是偷的
341
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:37,985
是我在高原干五年挣出来的
342
00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:39,647
光明正大 看谁敢偷我
343
00:27:41,893 --> 00:27:44,691
你们谁是贼啊
站出来给我老乡看看
344
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,393
你们谁是贼啊
345
00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:05,144
怎么样 没贼吧
346
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:06,078
你嚷什么呢
347
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:07,684
人家都看笑话呢
348
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,687
大姐你怎么也在这
我还想问你呢
349
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:14,917
我回老家
350
00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:17,060
对了大姐你见过贼吗
351
00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:18,286
我见过 我见过
352
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:19,395
贼长什么样
353
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,059
你别听他胡说 他逗你呢
354
00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:23,029
你上车跟着我就行了
355
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:25,997
你认识这姑娘
356
00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:28,469
大姐拜佛可虔诚了
那就拜托你了姑娘
357
00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:29,965
行了 行了
358
00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:32,473
他上车的时候 麻烦你
多照顾他的行李 行了行了
359
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:34,272
叔 你们回吧
360
00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:38,780
你什么时候认了这个傻弟弟
你给我离他远点
361
00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:41,145
我得给他上一课
362
00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:44,152
这小孩目中无贼 气死我了
363
00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:56,891
大哥 大姐
364
00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,059
这有座
365
00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:00,461
真把我们当亲人了
366
00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:04,740
待会这样
你坐他旁边 我坐他对面
367
00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:11,038
来来来 坐坐坐
368
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,475
这桌子真脏
369
00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,251
来来来 匀一地方
370
00:29:16,554 --> 00:29:17,486
你这是
371
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:18,551
看什么
372
00:29:19,557 --> 00:29:22,117
你干吗
那边没空位吗 你跟我争
373
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,291
韩老师
374
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,759
这有座
375
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,131
你坐里边 好
376
00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:52,456
我年岁大了
377
00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:54,290
腿脚不好
378
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,858
让我挤挤
379
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,084
不好意思
380
00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:59,527
已经有人坐了
不好意思 不好意思
381
00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:02,061
大爷 坐这吧 少管闲事
382
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:06,328
来 我带你去找一个好的
383
00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:07,471
找了没有
384
00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:08,333
有有有
385
00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:09,939
我腿脚不好
386
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:19,077
座呢
387
00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,878
你演得还挺像的
388
00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:25,588
我告诉你
389
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:26,979
我们都是一样的
390
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,352
是狼
391
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:31,119
那只羊我吃定了
392
00:30:31,262 --> 00:30:33,321
你说什么 我不明白
393
00:30:33,531 --> 00:30:35,328
别骗我了
394
00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:38,098
你演得还挺像的
395
00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:39,236
怎么瘸来着
396
00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:40,631
这样 这样
397
00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:41,961
脚再拖点地
398
00:30:57,455 --> 00:31:00,185
你刚才当着那么多人的面
喊你身上有钱
399
00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:02,552
说不定真把贼招来了
400
00:31:05,129 --> 00:31:06,619
你说那老人是贼
401
00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:11,124
说你缺心眼你还不承认
402
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,635
贼会把字刻在脑门上吗
403
00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:20,911
你们怎么跟我老乡似的
404
00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:22,670
把人想得都那么坏
405
00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:26,216
人心隔肚皮
406
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:29,109
害人之心不可有
防人之心不可无
407
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,981
你就小心点嘛
408
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,591
看着我
409
00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,226
我像贼吗
410
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,561
你不是贼
411
00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:45,601
就是有点看不起我
412
00:31:49,607 --> 00:31:51,268
你看她 你看她
413
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:52,603
看
414
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,669
她像不像贼
415
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,406
你盯着我干吗
416
00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:01,509
我越看你越像好人
417
00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:03,348
一个大好人
418
00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:08,252
大姐就是好人
419
00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:11,951
大姐你要是贼
我把眼珠子抠出来
420
00:32:12,163 --> 00:32:14,063
我说话算数
421
00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:17,996
你看谁都不像贼
422
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,628
你看谁都像菩萨
423
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:26,168
我看你这双眼长着也没用了
424
00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:29,078
趁早把它抠出来吧
425
00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:38,187
我的家住在大山里
426
00:32:38,356 --> 00:32:39,516
在我们村
427
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:42,091
有人在山道上 看见摊牛粪
428
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,692
没带粪筐
429
00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:47,954
就捡了个石头片
围着牛粪画了个圈
430
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,600
过几天想去捡 那牛粪还在
431
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,563
别人看到那个圈
就知道牛粪有主了
432
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:56,433
我在高原 逢年过节
433
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,541
都是我一个人在那看工地
434
00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,300
没人跟我说话
435
00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:01,969
我跟狼说话
436
00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:03,539
我不怕狼
437
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:06,449
狼也没伤害过我
438
00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:11,453
我走出高原
这么多人在一起 跟我说话
439
00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:14,352
我就不信 狼都没伤过我
440
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,459
人 他会害我
441
00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:19,991
人怎么会比狼还坏啊
442
00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:24,666
大哥
443
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,130
你说我说得是这个理不
444
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,403
黎叔
445
00:33:36,114 --> 00:33:38,674
那个民工太招摇了吧
446
00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:43,045
我看还不如早点把他切了
447
00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:47,224
省得兄弟们闻着肉香
心里乱得慌
448
00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:49,257
是你心里乱了吧
449
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:54,089
闻着是肉味
吃到嘴里就是毒药
450
00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:58,096
传我的话下去
451
00:33:58,269 --> 00:33:59,361
六个字
452
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,797
这趟车不打猎
453
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:05,166
现在是一个没有心眼的羊
454
00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:08,210
身边趴着两个有贼心眼的狼
455
00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:09,637
黎叔
456
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:13,347
咱要是现在不切
肯定是便宜人家了
457
00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:15,543
几个小钱把你给馋的
458
00:34:15,753 --> 00:34:17,516
干不成大事
459
00:34:18,089 --> 00:34:20,080
我跟黎叔说话有你什么事情
460
00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:21,725
你该干什么干什么行不行
461
00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:24,225
一点规矩都没有我跟你说
462
00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:28,223
我入道的时候
你也就是个三好学生
463
00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:29,727
你少跟我这摆谱
464
00:34:30,134 --> 00:34:31,362
不服咱俩过过手
465
00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:33,861
你信不信 我挑了你的筋
466
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,103
你这个死女子
467
00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:47,717
我说你们俩心里还有我吗
468
00:34:58,162 --> 00:35:00,687
跟师哥逞强那不算本事
469
00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:02,622
没大没小的
470
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:04,461
老二呀
471
00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:07,269
跟你说了多少次了
472
00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:09,837
想服众心胸要开阔
473
00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:11,870
容得下弟兄才能当大哥
474
00:35:13,177 --> 00:35:14,109
知道了
475
00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:16,242
叶子 过来揉揉肩
476
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,147
那我出去了
477
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,864
我现在倒是有兴趣
478
00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:41,903
验验这对鸳鸯的成色
479
00:35:43,941 --> 00:35:46,273
二十一世纪什么最贵
480
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:50,509
人才
481
00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:02,450
对不起
482
00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:04,557
怎么回事
483
00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:06,229
我看烫着没有 怎么回事
484
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:09,231
你看 把娃烫着没有
485
00:36:10,968 --> 00:36:12,299
别动 别动 别动
486
00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:13,835
没事呀 别动 别动 别动
487
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:16,231
傻根 走路不看人
488
00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:33,981
没事 没事 没事
489
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:35,292
没事 马上就好
490
00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:55,004
回姐姐那边去啊
491
00:36:55,346 --> 00:36:56,540
王丽 看傻根烫到没有
492
00:36:58,382 --> 00:36:59,007
没事
493
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:00,881
都烫红了还说没事
494
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,550
我不小心把人家水给撞了
495
00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:03,981
警察 看一看
496
00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:05,622
让一下
497
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:13,394
好好照顾你兄弟
路还长着呢
498
00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:14,555
你兄弟也是
499
00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:15,960
他好像眼睛有问题
500
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,733
老是往墙那边撞
501
00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,493
知道了 谢谢
502
00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,606
大哥 大姐 你们饿了吧
503
00:37:26,844 --> 00:37:29,335
我包里有我叔给我煮熟的鸡蛋
504
00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:32,505
你那六万块钱给水泡了没有
505
00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:35,578
没有
506
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:38,380
我用油纸给包了 湿不到里头
507
00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:39,784
别显摆了 收起来
508
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,259
都烫疼了吧
509
00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:46,793
给你抹点油 不疼
510
00:37:47,064 --> 00:37:49,589
都红了还说不疼
511
00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:54,703
我自己抹吧
512
00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:56,668
你还挺封建的啊
513
00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:58,570
把头抬高一点
514
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:25,966
不疼了吧
515
00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:30,741
因祸得福
516
00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:32,535
爽吗
517
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:35,338
我光是看也觉着爽啊
518
00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:37,046
我姐有菩萨心肠
519
00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:39,008
是吗
520
00:38:39,383 --> 00:38:41,374
我认识她那么久
怎么看不出来呢
521
00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:43,814
我手被拉了都没人管
522
00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:45,544
在哪
523
00:38:45,756 --> 00:38:47,485
还有这里 你看
524
00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:48,920
你滚呢你
525
00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:52,657
吃盒饭喽 盒饭
526
00:38:52,863 --> 00:38:55,058
十块的 五块的盒饭
527
00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:06,568
我钱包呢
528
00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:07,903
我钱包丢了
529
00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:09,069
不会吧
530
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:12,914
上车前你买水的时候
我还看见你的钱夹在呢
531
00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:14,039
肯定让人偷了
532
00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:15,884
你再好好找找
533
00:39:16,053 --> 00:39:17,486
是不是掉哪了
534
00:39:17,722 --> 00:39:19,553
这能掉哪啊
535
00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:21,624
肯定是掉贼手里了啊
536
00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:24,554
这贼弄不好
就跟这车上坐着呢
537
00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:26,723
就认倒霉吧
538
00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:28,023
破财免灾嘛
539
00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:29,889
这贼可别让我逮着
540
00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:32,035
逮着他我绝对不会轻饶了他
541
00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:34,069
我敢肯定这里不只一个贼
542
00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:35,895
就看你是不是福尔摩斯了
543
00:39:37,641 --> 00:39:38,505
你说这事
544
00:39:38,642 --> 00:39:40,769
这哪哪哪哪你都得防着
545
00:39:42,947 --> 00:39:43,709
大哥 大姐
546
00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:45,975
你们消消气 我这有鸡蛋
547
00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:56,391
这边请
548
00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:04,098
请坐 谢谢
549
00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:05,491
小姐
550
00:40:06,003 --> 00:40:06,970
怎么回事
551
00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:09,572
我们还有俩菜呢
到现在还不来
552
00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:12,875
您别急 我现在
就去给您催一下 快点啊
553
00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:06,496
认识一下
554
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,895
姓胡名黎 胡黎
555
00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:11,591
承蒙道上兄弟错爱
556
00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:13,600
都叫我一声黎叔
557
00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:16,796
敢问兄弟是哪路神仙
558
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,938
神仙不敢当
559
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:22,475
我就是一个六亲不认的过路鬼
560
00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:30,652
献丑了
561
00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:46,862
臭小子看清楚喽
562
00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:49,004
黎叔剥的这可是生鸡蛋
563
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,312
想交你这个朋友
564
00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:07,280
可否赏光到我的包厢一叙
565
00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:09,753
道不同不相为谋
566
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:13,530
不是一路上的鬼
还是各走各的路吧
567
00:42:14,598 --> 00:42:17,692
傻小子的六万块钱姓王了
568
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,298
喊你一句黎叔
569
00:42:20,771 --> 00:42:22,170
卖我一个面子吧
570
00:42:22,339 --> 00:42:23,328
兄弟放心
571
00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:25,608
黎叔不是吃火轮的
572
00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:27,801
登车前已经有了交代
573
00:42:27,978 --> 00:42:29,912
这趟车不打猎
574
00:42:30,648 --> 00:42:32,081
那只羊是你的了
575
00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:33,841
要是没猜错
576
00:42:37,788 --> 00:42:40,723
那两位是你的弟兄吧
577
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,550
是跟着在下吃饭的
578
00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:46,787
吃你的饭 没听你的话
579
00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:48,654
怎么讲
580
00:42:48,832 --> 00:42:52,632
你前脚探完营
他们后脚就来圈羊了
581
00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:54,767
有这事
582
00:42:56,674 --> 00:42:59,199
瞧这意思 我兄弟没圈着羊
583
00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:01,139
倒让牧羊犬给咬了
584
00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:02,870
牧羊犬
585
00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:04,207
不敢当
586
00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:08,041
只是饿极的狼
587
00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:11,180
谁跟我抢食
588
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,248
我就跟谁玩命
589
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,825
我本将心向明月
590
00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:21,097
奈何明月照沟渠呀
591
00:43:28,906 --> 00:43:30,373
有组织 无纪律
592
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:34,175
把头转过来
593
00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:40,340
转过来
594
00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:43,810
不服气是吧
595
00:43:45,089 --> 00:43:45,919
是
596
00:43:46,090 --> 00:43:48,081
你说什么 我没听见
597
00:43:48,826 --> 00:43:49,690
是
598
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,291
大点声 我没听见
599
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:55,263
是
600
00:44:05,342 --> 00:44:06,775
老二
601
00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:10,044
告诉他 不听我的话什么后果
602
00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:12,279
断指头
603
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:13,776
那还跟我顶嘴呢
604
00:44:13,917 --> 00:44:14,884
拔了气门嘛
605
00:44:15,052 --> 00:44:18,112
你要怎么处置我都行
但是我没干对不起你的事情
606
00:44:18,255 --> 00:44:19,153
喔
607
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,386
那是我对不起你啦
608
00:44:21,759 --> 00:44:22,384
黎叔
609
00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:24,023
这是刚入道的 不懂规矩
610
00:44:24,228 --> 00:44:25,252
你放他一马算了
611
00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:27,889
还不赶紧服个软求黎叔饶了你
612
00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:31,030
我是得了黎叔的令才去牵羊
613
00:44:31,235 --> 00:44:32,759
我不知道犯了什么规矩
614
00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:34,198
谁说我让你去的
615
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,363
二哥说 你让我去的
616
00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:39,874
你怎么胡说啊
617
00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:41,307
你再说我现在就替黎叔废了你
618
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:42,703
放肆
619
00:44:43,714 --> 00:44:44,908
跪下
620
00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:52,954
接着说
621
00:44:53,424 --> 00:44:56,916
二哥说 是你要
打探那对鸳鸯的成色
622
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:59,089
我才去验货
623
00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:00,260
要不然我
624
00:45:06,770 --> 00:45:07,930
大哥 该你了
625
00:45:08,906 --> 00:45:10,464
该你上厕所了
626
00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:12,976
大哥
627
00:45:14,912 --> 00:45:16,470
大哥 你怎么了 大哥
628
00:45:16,947 --> 00:45:18,437
你为什么事这么伤心呢
629
00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:22,343
你说话呀 你到底怎么了
630
00:45:22,519 --> 00:45:24,180
有什么难事你跟我说啊
631
00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:33,159
怎么了大哥
632
00:45:35,966 --> 00:45:37,365
你大姐她是
633
00:45:38,202 --> 00:45:39,829
大好人是吧
634
00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:44,197
她一天都高高兴兴的是吧
635
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:48,172
可是她不知道
636
00:45:51,782 --> 00:45:53,181
她活不了几天了
637
00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:55,750
大姐得的什么病啊
怎么不给她治啊
638
00:45:59,823 --> 00:46:01,450
她得了绝症
639
00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:05,124
绝症是什么病啊
640
00:46:08,799 --> 00:46:11,427
就是你眼看着她咽气
641
00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:14,195
没办法呀
642
00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:17,065
没办法 就不管啦
643
00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:20,472
我这次就是要带她去北京治病
644
00:46:22,012 --> 00:46:22,808
可是
645
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:27,342
可是我钱不够
646
00:46:37,027 --> 00:46:38,892
那得需要多少钱呀
647
00:46:39,897 --> 00:46:40,829
很多
648
00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:42,794
很多
649
00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:47,800
我一辈子也赚不了那么多钱
650
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:53,970
是你大哥没用
651
00:46:56,613 --> 00:46:58,205
我想把自己给卖了
652
00:47:07,191 --> 00:47:08,215
我告诉你
653
00:47:12,062 --> 00:47:13,120
不可以给她知道
654
00:47:15,399 --> 00:47:16,331
你要答应我
655
00:47:17,367 --> 00:47:18,891
让她开开心心的
656
00:47:19,403 --> 00:47:22,270
能过几天就几天 你懂吗
657
00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:27,544
男子汉不能哭
658
00:47:30,447 --> 00:47:31,345
黎叔
659
00:47:32,082 --> 00:47:33,379
这没有外人
660
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,409
我跟了你五年了
661
00:47:36,486 --> 00:47:39,455
鞍前马后 冲锋陷阵
662
00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:42,086
忠心耿耿吧
663
00:47:42,426 --> 00:47:44,519
没有功劳也有苦劳嘛
664
00:47:44,928 --> 00:47:46,623
自从你认识了女子小叶以后
665
00:47:46,997 --> 00:47:48,589
你现在心眼偏了
666
00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:50,192
对不对
667
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,392
这么长一趟列车
您不让兄弟们打猎
668
00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:55,333
你让女子去验货
669
00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:57,097
你的目的是什么我心里清楚
670
00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:00,343
你无非是让她多露脸 树立威信
671
00:48:00,510 --> 00:48:02,137
将来有一天替代我嘛
672
00:48:03,347 --> 00:48:04,974
这兄弟们都有看法
673
00:48:05,148 --> 00:48:05,477
黎叔
674
00:48:06,683 --> 00:48:09,083
你的江山不是她小叶打下的
675
00:48:09,486 --> 00:48:12,455
是兄弟们提着脑袋给你拼下来的
676
00:48:12,923 --> 00:48:16,620
所以你既然对小叶这样 我就不服
677
00:48:19,196 --> 00:48:21,187
反正我该抖搂的都抖搂了
678
00:48:21,431 --> 00:48:23,228
道上的规矩我也知道
679
00:48:27,137 --> 00:48:28,536
你动手吧
680
00:48:37,514 --> 00:48:39,175
你们俩上哪去了
681
00:48:39,716 --> 00:48:43,152
没有啊 我们在那边
聊些他家乡的故事
682
00:48:45,155 --> 00:48:46,349
傻根
683
00:48:46,623 --> 00:48:48,420
大哥跟你说了什么
684
00:48:50,127 --> 00:48:51,685
你看着我
685
00:48:53,163 --> 00:48:55,631
没 没说什么
686
00:49:04,374 --> 00:49:05,398
大姐
687
00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:08,408
我给你说一个我们村的笑话吧
688
00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:10,978
好呀
689
00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:14,947
我忘了
690
00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:18,713
要不我给你唱一个我家乡的歌吧
691
00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:24,493
离家的孩子流浪在外面
692
00:49:24,728 --> 00:49:28,994
没有那好衣裳也没有好烟
693
00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:33,397
好不容易找份工作辛勤把活干
694
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,537
心里面淌着泪
695
00:49:35,706 --> 00:49:37,607
脸上流着汗
696
00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:41,771
月儿圆呀月儿圆
697
00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:45,979
月儿圆呀又过了一年
698
00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:50,346
离家的孩子夜里又难眠
699
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,717
想起了远方的爹娘
700
00:49:56,626 --> 00:49:58,184
怎么不唱了
701
00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:00,455
我唱不全了
702
00:50:01,031 --> 00:50:02,760
大姐唱得比我唱得好听
703
00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:07,292
哎哟
704
00:50:07,738 --> 00:50:09,069
嘴真甜啊
705
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,564
还说他是傻根
706
00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:34,289
大哥 你过来一下
707
00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:56,778
大哥
708
00:50:57,154 --> 00:51:00,055
这五千块钱你拿去给我大姐治病
709
00:51:01,858 --> 00:51:03,553
你干什么
710
00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:05,487
你不娶媳妇了
711
00:51:05,662 --> 00:51:06,651
我算了算
712
00:51:06,830 --> 00:51:08,457
盖房子要三万
713
00:51:08,598 --> 00:51:11,624
买两头牲口 套上一架车要一万
714
00:51:11,802 --> 00:51:13,201
送彩礼一万
715
00:51:13,437 --> 00:51:14,529
剩下一万
716
00:51:14,638 --> 00:51:16,435
办酒席买个电视机
717
00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:18,131
还有床上铺的盖的
718
00:51:18,809 --> 00:51:20,208
不是都没了
719
00:51:20,343 --> 00:51:22,834
我寻思电视机我先不买了
720
00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:29,079
你的心大哥领了
721
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:32,688
你的钱大哥不能要你的
722
00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:34,290
大哥你不要说了
723
00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,255
是我跟大姐有缘
不要 不要 不要
724
00:51:36,359 --> 00:51:37,656
这五千块钱你一定拿上
725
00:51:38,128 --> 00:51:38,890
不要嫌少
726
00:51:45,802 --> 00:51:46,860
你搞什么鬼啊
727
00:51:47,304 --> 00:51:49,238
这孩子刚才还好好的
728
00:51:56,146 --> 00:51:57,477
可不是我偷的
729
00:51:57,614 --> 00:51:59,377
是你那傻弟弟硬要塞给我
730
00:51:59,549 --> 00:52:01,380
我不要都不行
731
00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:03,241
他为什么要给你钱
732
00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:05,911
我没说什么 我说你得了绝症
733
00:52:06,256 --> 00:52:07,689
你太缺德了你
734
00:52:09,493 --> 00:52:12,257
你不要以为我骗他五千块钱
735
00:52:12,529 --> 00:52:13,518
我实话告诉你
736
00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:16,858
我就是想试试看
他是真傻还是假傻
737
00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:19,226
看来他真是傻
738
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:22,765
那我也实话告诉你
739
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:27,501
打从我第一眼见到傻根
我就喜欢这弟弟
740
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,443
他可不是一凡人
741
00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:40,251
我再告诉你
这弟弟我是认下了
742
00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:41,616
这是缘分
743
00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:44,927
谁要敢动他就得先过我这一关
744
00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:48,458
拜那么一次佛
745
00:52:48,698 --> 00:52:49,858
走火入魔了你
746
00:53:03,413 --> 00:53:04,243
报纸杂志
747
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:37,937
姐想认你做弟弟
748
00:53:38,381 --> 00:53:39,609
你愿不愿意
749
00:53:40,817 --> 00:53:43,843
我大哥不让我告诉你
750
00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:45,851
他说你得了绝症 他逗你的
751
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,952
你大哥就喜欢开玩笑
752
00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:49,858
姐姐什么病也没有
753
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:52,862
可是
754
00:53:53,496 --> 00:53:55,327
你的情姐心领了
755
00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:56,521
收起来 收起来
756
00:53:56,633 --> 00:53:59,295
可是大哥都哭了 他怎么能骗我
757
00:53:59,502 --> 00:54:00,833
你也实心眼啊
758
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,468
给你个针鼻儿你就认啦
759
00:54:05,275 --> 00:54:06,799
他知道姐姐喜欢你
760
00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:08,239
想看看你心里有没有姐
761
00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:09,605
我有
762
00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:14,375
那你这个弟弟姐就认了啊
763
00:54:15,318 --> 00:54:17,286
以后你娶媳妇的时候
764
00:54:17,454 --> 00:54:18,751
姐就是你婆家人
765
00:54:37,874 --> 00:54:39,569
你动手吧
766
00:54:55,725 --> 00:54:57,750
人心散啦
767
00:54:58,995 --> 00:55:01,555
队伍不好带啊
768
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:04,494
那也是因为您心慈手软
769
00:55:04,668 --> 00:55:06,101
这可不像您啊
770
00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:13,704
断了他的指 容易
771
00:55:14,444 --> 00:55:16,071
但要失了人心
772
00:55:16,379 --> 00:55:18,847
也就成了孤家寡人
773
00:55:22,419 --> 00:55:24,410
眼下的祸水就是那坏小子
774
00:55:24,587 --> 00:55:27,078
也难怪弟兄们心痒难熬
775
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,423
不把他切了还真对不起祖师爷
776
00:55:34,731 --> 00:55:35,857
我看
777
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:38,092
你就去把他办了吧
778
00:55:39,069 --> 00:55:42,903
也顺便杀杀姓王那小子的锐气
779
00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:47,042
千军易得 一将难求
780
00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:50,636
知我者谓我心忧
781
00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:54,339
不知我者谓我何求
782
00:57:15,565 --> 00:57:17,032
着火啦 着火啦
783
00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:18,225
赶快找个灭火器去
784
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:22,871
傻根你坐下你
785
00:57:23,473 --> 00:57:24,997
不关你的事 你给我坐下
786
00:57:26,176 --> 00:57:27,803
傻根你别过去
787
00:57:31,881 --> 00:57:32,643
傻根
788
00:57:36,252 --> 00:57:37,480
傻根你在哪
789
00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:48,960
走
790
00:57:49,999 --> 00:57:51,728
叫你别动你非动什么啊
791
00:57:51,901 --> 00:57:53,892
着火了怎么能不管
烧着你怎么办
792
00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:55,560
烧着全车人怎么办
793
00:57:57,073 --> 00:57:58,597
让一下 让一下
794
00:58:07,016 --> 00:58:08,916
不用喷 不用喷
795
00:58:09,118 --> 00:58:11,279
没着起来 就烧这么一小洞
796
00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:14,123
也没着火 光冒了一阵子烟
797
00:58:14,123 --> 00:58:15,181
没事 灭了
798
00:58:15,525 --> 00:58:17,220
看好你的包
别乱跑 我去找你大哥
799
00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:21,524
你是不是抽烟没掐灭啊
800
00:58:21,764 --> 00:58:23,664
没有啊 我戒烟都十年了
801
00:58:32,575 --> 00:58:33,974
你干吗呀你
802
00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:35,576
对不起 疼死了
803
00:58:35,812 --> 00:58:38,645
你怎么那么不注意啊
你这个人 说你呢
804
00:58:38,781 --> 00:58:40,715
对不起就完啦 你拽我干吗呀
805
00:58:40,917 --> 00:58:42,544
说你呢你干吗呢你这人
806
00:58:43,786 --> 00:58:44,218
你怎么这样
807
00:58:56,699 --> 00:58:58,530
那么快就怀上了
808
00:58:58,701 --> 00:59:00,965
你属什么的 关你屁事
809
00:59:09,312 --> 00:59:11,644
给你做个剖腹产
看你是人还是鬼
810
00:59:11,781 --> 00:59:13,271
是人吃了你 是鬼吓死你
811
00:59:37,607 --> 00:59:39,006
腰挺细的嘛
812
00:59:47,817 --> 00:59:49,717
腿挺软的啊
813
00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:53,582
何必偷鸡摸狗呢
还不如偷人呢
814
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,127
这不是你们家 注意点影响
815
01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:13,368
上瘾了吧
816
01:00:14,377 --> 01:00:15,776
钱归你
817
01:00:15,945 --> 01:00:16,912
不过你这人
818
01:00:17,046 --> 01:00:18,308
我偷定了
819
01:00:20,249 --> 01:00:22,046
就凭你这个
820
01:00:24,253 --> 01:00:25,413
别不识抬举
821
01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:27,688
真以为本姑娘看上你了
822
01:00:27,890 --> 01:00:31,121
告诉你吧 是黎叔看上你了
823
01:00:47,076 --> 01:00:48,771
你怎么在这 你怎么在这
824
01:00:48,945 --> 01:00:50,412
出事了 出什么事了
825
01:00:50,747 --> 01:00:51,441
回头跟你说
826
01:00:51,781 --> 01:00:53,146
你刚刚有没有
看到个孕妇走过去
827
01:00:53,349 --> 01:00:54,407
有啊
828
01:00:54,751 --> 01:00:56,275
她把傻根的钱给切了
829
01:00:56,853 --> 01:00:58,445
你这次一定要帮我
830
01:00:59,022 --> 01:01:01,320
亏你还是这行内的人
831
01:01:01,891 --> 01:01:03,916
都那么久了 早就脱手了
832
01:01:04,093 --> 01:01:05,685
还追
833
01:01:54,277 --> 01:01:56,040
真不忍心看他醒来发现真相
834
01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:58,009
怎么办
835
01:02:12,328 --> 01:02:13,386
人家有千门八将
836
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:14,920
你的心也尽到了
837
01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:16,756
我有不祥预感 不如趁早下车
838
01:02:16,933 --> 01:02:18,230
远离这趟是非之旅
839
01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:03,473
品出什么来了
840
01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:06,438
好像有警察的味
841
01:03:07,116 --> 01:03:08,481
你怀疑我是警察
842
01:03:09,018 --> 01:03:10,918
你冤枉好人你
843
01:03:11,087 --> 01:03:12,520
你肯定不是好人
844
01:03:14,423 --> 01:03:17,586
以他的身手
何必借你这只鸡下蛋呢
845
01:03:19,061 --> 01:03:21,188
你怀疑姓王那小子是警察
846
01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:25,958
有狼的味 还串出点人味来
847
01:03:34,243 --> 01:03:35,835
别回去了
848
01:03:36,546 --> 01:03:40,175
到了下一站 我们下车吧
849
01:03:42,919 --> 01:03:45,979
这真是我第一次想做一件善事
850
01:03:46,522 --> 01:03:48,581
好啦 有心就好啦
851
01:03:50,293 --> 01:03:53,820
钱让人家偷了也算是一件善事
852
01:03:55,031 --> 01:03:58,967
应该让他知道
这个世界坏人比好人多嘛
853
01:04:01,037 --> 01:04:02,368
反正我们没偷
854
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:08,433
那只能说明我们两个变傻了
855
01:04:09,111 --> 01:04:11,170
黎叔 那对鸳鸯要飞了
856
01:04:11,314 --> 01:04:11,837
肉呢
857
01:04:12,081 --> 01:04:12,843
他们吃了
858
01:04:12,982 --> 01:04:13,573
那只羊呢
859
01:04:13,983 --> 01:04:14,915
还在圈里
860
01:04:15,084 --> 01:04:15,846
叫人贴着飞
861
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:24,892
走啊
862
01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:28,191
我们真的扔下傻根不管啦
863
01:04:28,464 --> 01:04:30,125
要不我叫他下车跟我们一块走
864
01:04:30,266 --> 01:04:33,463
不用了 把他的钱带走就行了
865
01:04:35,071 --> 01:04:36,197
他的钱在你那
866
01:04:36,339 --> 01:04:37,567
在你那
867
01:04:41,244 --> 01:04:42,176
你偷了他的钱
868
01:04:42,345 --> 01:04:43,573
我哪有偷他的钱
869
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,644
是人家偷了他的钱
我偷了人家的钱
870
01:04:48,684 --> 01:04:50,515
那我还真替傻根跟你谢了
871
01:04:53,155 --> 01:04:54,884
你敢把钱送回去
872
01:04:55,157 --> 01:04:56,647
不要怪我跟你翻脸
873
01:04:57,994 --> 01:05:00,155
你偷了他的钱就
等于杀了他这个人
874
01:05:00,329 --> 01:05:01,921
恰好相反
875
01:05:02,131 --> 01:05:03,996
我又让他重获新生了
876
01:05:06,435 --> 01:05:08,403
我们走了这么远的路
877
01:05:09,071 --> 01:05:10,504
我们就唯一碰到傻根这一个人
878
01:05:10,673 --> 01:05:13,073
是对人没有设防没有戒心的了
879
01:05:13,309 --> 01:05:15,106
那就必须要给他上一课
880
01:05:16,245 --> 01:05:17,906
他凭什么不设防
881
01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:20,982
他凭什么不能受到伤害
882
01:05:21,317 --> 01:05:22,215
凭什么
883
01:05:23,152 --> 01:05:25,086
是因为他单纯
884
01:05:25,454 --> 01:05:26,352
他傻
885
01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:29,956
你为什么要让他傻到底
886
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:33,952
生活要求他必须要聪明起来
887
01:05:36,499 --> 01:05:38,126
作为一个人
888
01:05:40,102 --> 01:05:42,434
你不要让他知道生活的真相
889
01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:44,537
那就是欺骗
890
01:05:46,108 --> 01:05:48,042
什么叫大恶
891
01:05:48,344 --> 01:05:51,006
欺骗就是大恶
892
01:05:56,352 --> 01:05:57,717
你这是胡说八道
893
01:05:57,987 --> 01:05:59,318
怎么胡说八道
894
01:06:00,289 --> 01:06:01,950
我告诉你
895
01:06:02,124 --> 01:06:06,117
就算你把钱还回去
他也不能带回家
896
01:06:06,262 --> 01:06:08,526
那这样 我们把这钱还给他
897
01:06:08,664 --> 01:06:10,757
我从卡里取六万块钱还给你
898
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,667
这样交易很公平吧
899
01:06:15,237 --> 01:06:17,102
你说什么东西啊
900
01:06:18,607 --> 01:06:20,973
你敢跟我做交易
901
01:06:21,143 --> 01:06:22,667
你吃错药了
902
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,410
你知不知道我这一路上压着火
903
01:06:28,117 --> 01:06:30,085
你真把自己当菩萨了
904
01:06:30,519 --> 01:06:32,282
你是贼
905
01:06:32,788 --> 01:06:35,416
做一万件好事也是贼
906
01:06:36,592 --> 01:06:38,719
这辈子翻不了案
907
01:06:39,061 --> 01:06:39,720
你说完了没有
908
01:06:40,029 --> 01:06:40,996
我还没说完
909
01:06:41,630 --> 01:06:45,088
你这辈子翻不了案
下辈子也别想
910
01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:51,469
都给你 咱们俩清了
911
01:06:53,609 --> 01:06:55,167
为什么 为什么
912
01:06:55,344 --> 01:06:56,504
你为什么要这样
913
01:06:56,812 --> 01:06:58,507
为什么
914
01:07:01,484 --> 01:07:03,008
说
915
01:07:05,187 --> 01:07:08,281
因为我肚子里怀了你的孩子
916
01:07:08,524 --> 01:07:10,822
我想为孩子积点德
917
01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:16,130
可以吗
918
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,160
你们俩人跟这呢
919
01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:20,327
你走开
920
01:07:20,569 --> 01:07:21,831
闹别扭啦
921
01:07:22,838 --> 01:07:26,365
你们那小兄弟也下车了
922
01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:29,067
跟那边站台上等你们呢
923
01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:39,781
你一直瞒着我
924
01:07:41,490 --> 01:07:44,357
你觉得我不配当父亲对吧
925
01:07:46,328 --> 01:07:49,195
你不配 我也不配
926
01:07:49,432 --> 01:07:52,230
但是我还是要把孩子生下来
927
01:07:53,636 --> 01:07:56,571
他不能再当贼
928
01:07:57,339 --> 01:07:59,204
不能走
929
01:08:31,307 --> 01:08:32,501
怎么不睡了
930
01:08:32,741 --> 01:08:35,301
画画的叔叔把我给叫醒了
931
01:08:35,478 --> 01:08:38,504
说你们在下面
让我也下来接接地气
932
01:08:38,881 --> 01:08:40,348
给姐一个鸡蛋好吗
933
01:08:40,483 --> 01:08:42,212
看你吃 姐也饿了
934
01:08:49,758 --> 01:08:52,318
姐 你怎么把鸡蛋给扔啦
935
01:08:53,229 --> 01:08:55,197
那是姐给你变的一个戏法
936
01:08:55,364 --> 01:08:57,457
现在鸡蛋就在你兜里
937
01:08:58,567 --> 01:08:59,761
没有啊
938
01:08:59,902 --> 01:09:01,426
没有 你骗我
939
01:09:01,670 --> 01:09:03,399
那就在我兜里
940
01:09:06,475 --> 01:09:09,569
我看你撇了老远
怎么会跑你兜里面了
941
01:09:09,745 --> 01:09:11,144
这不算什么 我再给你变一个
942
01:09:11,914 --> 01:09:13,347
还变什么
943
01:09:13,549 --> 01:09:17,178
姐能把你包里的东西变到我包里来
944
01:09:17,386 --> 01:09:18,580
我不信
945
01:09:18,754 --> 01:09:20,449
不信
946
01:09:24,693 --> 01:09:26,593
你看看你包里少了什么
947
01:09:29,431 --> 01:09:31,296
姐 我钱没了
948
01:09:31,934 --> 01:09:33,629
我钱没了
949
01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:36,701
看看你包里是不是多了一包面纸
950
01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:41,673
那是姐的面纸
951
01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:43,573
你的钱在姐包里
952
01:09:43,612 --> 01:09:44,840
自己看
953
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:46,780
有没有
954
01:09:46,882 --> 01:09:47,473
没有
955
01:09:47,616 --> 01:09:48,913
没有
956
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,683
有 我骗你
957
01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:54,482
你是怎么变的
958
01:09:55,591 --> 01:09:57,525
这只是一个骗人的戏法
959
01:09:57,660 --> 01:09:59,491
坐火车太闷了
960
01:09:59,628 --> 01:10:01,892
上车了 上车了 时间到了
961
01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:04,856
大家上车了
962
01:10:06,969 --> 01:10:08,869
走啊 上车了
963
01:10:09,004 --> 01:10:10,767
叔你来晚一步没看见
964
01:10:10,906 --> 01:10:12,601
我姐会变戏法
965
01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:14,266
变戏法的人很多
966
01:10:14,443 --> 01:10:17,606
有的时候 变走了还能变回来
967
01:10:17,813 --> 01:10:20,338
有的时候就再也变不回来了
968
01:10:21,684 --> 01:10:23,879
上车了 上车了 时间到了
969
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:25,987
上车了
970
01:10:27,923 --> 01:10:29,356
上车了 上车了
971
01:10:29,592 --> 01:10:31,253
时间到了
972
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,809
这降魔杵是什么
973
01:10:57,353 --> 01:10:58,843
你有烦恼吗
974
01:11:00,289 --> 01:11:01,483
我有
975
01:11:01,624 --> 01:11:03,455
听寺里的喇嘛说
976
01:11:03,692 --> 01:11:06,456
烦恼就是有心魔在作怪
977
01:11:06,629 --> 01:11:08,529
降魔杵能战胜心魔
978
01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:11,665
断除烦恼 心里自在
979
01:11:11,867 --> 01:11:13,357
你信邪吗
980
01:11:15,904 --> 01:11:17,030
我信
981
01:11:17,373 --> 01:11:19,341
信你就带上吧
982
01:11:25,714 --> 01:11:27,306
你有烦恼吗
983
01:11:27,549 --> 01:11:30,040
没有 我就不信邪
984
01:11:58,447 --> 01:11:59,709
好狠心哟
985
01:12:00,349 --> 01:12:02,749
吃了人家的豆腐就想飞
986
01:12:11,493 --> 01:12:13,085
我可没有心
987
01:12:13,962 --> 01:12:15,554
谁要你的心呀
988
01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:18,694
人家要的是你的命
989
01:12:19,435 --> 01:12:20,732
别忘了
990
01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:24,769
我是过路的鬼 命早就没了
991
01:12:24,907 --> 01:12:26,568
死鬼
992
01:12:26,709 --> 01:12:28,939
你也要了我的命吧
993
01:12:30,579 --> 01:12:33,605
我心情不好 不要惹我
994
01:12:34,383 --> 01:12:37,045
惊了警察 大家都不好过
995
01:12:37,419 --> 01:12:38,909
别拿警察说事
996
01:12:39,488 --> 01:12:41,649
不服咱俩比试比试
997
01:12:41,824 --> 01:12:43,553
敢比吗
998
01:12:49,064 --> 01:12:52,397
赢了怎么说 输了又怎么说
999
01:12:52,835 --> 01:12:54,530
我赢了
1000
01:12:54,770 --> 01:12:56,931
今晚上你就归我了
1001
01:12:57,072 --> 01:12:59,597
我让你干什么你就得干什么
1002
01:12:59,842 --> 01:13:01,104
要是你输了呢
1003
01:13:01,577 --> 01:13:03,545
姑奶奶我从你眼前消失
1004
01:13:07,783 --> 01:13:09,478
再加一条
1005
01:13:10,652 --> 01:13:12,779
不能再打我那傻兄弟的主意
1006
01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:17,817
行
1007
01:13:24,099 --> 01:13:26,192
待一会我会把冰块抛起来
1008
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:28,893
冰块落到杯子的同时
1009
01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:31,904
谁先拿到杯子谁就赢
1010
01:14:13,882 --> 01:14:15,008
你耍赖
1011
01:14:15,217 --> 01:14:16,616
你说的
1012
01:14:16,852 --> 01:14:20,948
谁先拿着杯子 就算谁赢啊
1013
01:14:28,664 --> 01:14:29,995
小叶输了
1014
01:14:30,165 --> 01:14:32,258
给她送回包厢 别让她在这丢人
1015
01:14:32,601 --> 01:14:33,898
好
1016
01:14:39,842 --> 01:14:42,003
你今天晚上归我啦
1017
01:14:46,782 --> 01:14:48,147
我输了
1018
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,475
我该在你眼前消失了
1019
01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:52,281
你输了
1020
01:14:52,621 --> 01:14:54,612
你今晚上归我
1021
01:14:54,790 --> 01:14:56,280
我输了
1022
01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:59,958
我在你面前消失
1023
01:15:06,134 --> 01:15:08,068
你给我下药了
1024
01:15:11,139 --> 01:15:12,902
我没有叫你喝啊
1025
01:15:13,775 --> 01:15:16,107
是你自己要喝
1026
01:15:16,311 --> 01:15:18,040
你也喝了
1027
01:15:22,584 --> 01:15:25,314
不是我能喝你就能喝
1028
01:15:32,961 --> 01:15:34,622
反扒大队的
1029
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:43,797
麻烦你 把那个
通缉令的图库给打开
1030
01:16:06,261 --> 01:16:09,924
你给我看看 这俩人是不是被通缉的
1031
01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:11,555
你等会 我这文件里上百人
1032
01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:12,964
我得一个一个给你查
1033
01:16:13,135 --> 01:16:14,727
这趟车上有两拨贼
1034
01:16:14,903 --> 01:16:16,996
我得挨个摸清他们的底细
1035
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,031
什么时候动手你告诉我 不急
1036
01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:22,574
等他们一个个都现了形再说
1037
01:16:32,354 --> 01:16:35,983
姐想睡一会
想借你的包枕一下头行吗
1038
01:16:49,171 --> 01:16:50,695
有我在你放心
1039
01:17:02,117 --> 01:17:04,108
我是不是很傻
1040
01:17:05,354 --> 01:17:09,256
你比傻根还傻
1041
01:17:37,019 --> 01:17:38,316
你干吗呀
1042
01:17:38,687 --> 01:17:40,746
又来了你 你不烦啊你
1043
01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:45,419
咱还有一样东西没有比
1044
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:47,321
什么
1045
01:17:48,430 --> 01:17:49,761
胆子
1046
01:17:50,232 --> 01:17:51,460
你敢不敢
1047
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:53,431
敢吗
1048
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,017
前边就是山洞
1049
01:18:13,989 --> 01:18:17,322
看谁够胆 你够胆的话
就过来这边跟我拖着手
1050
01:18:17,459 --> 01:18:19,086
看谁先躲
1051
01:18:20,128 --> 01:18:21,493
我把这个机会让给你了
1052
01:18:21,830 --> 01:18:22,797
你去
1053
01:18:22,964 --> 01:18:24,158
小叶输给他了
1054
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:26,391
你要是赢了他 看他黎叔怎么说
1055
01:18:27,235 --> 01:18:28,327
去
1056
01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:49,541
道上有句话
1057
01:19:49,918 --> 01:19:52,853
不怕脚踩风 就怕手抓空
1058
01:19:52,988 --> 01:19:54,888
别乱蹬了 没事
1059
01:19:55,524 --> 01:19:57,492
你要么就救我 要么就放手
1060
01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:58,987
讲那么多 放不放
1061
01:19:59,127 --> 01:20:00,025
死到临头还嘴硬
1062
01:20:03,331 --> 01:20:05,424
就是你那些人言而无信
1063
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:06,965
输了还耍赖
1064
01:20:07,469 --> 01:20:09,903
我又不是成龙 有一百条命
1065
01:20:10,038 --> 01:20:12,302
我就是摔死 我也不会丢人我
1066
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:13,168
黎叔
1067
01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:13,933
杀了他
1068
01:20:14,042 --> 01:20:16,067
你看他那么猖狂
他眼里根本没你
1069
01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:17,039
黎叔
1070
01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:19,177
他还敢跟您撒野
1071
01:20:19,548 --> 01:20:21,539
这要传出去这不是丢咱面子吗
1072
01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:23,043
把他干掉
1073
01:20:23,185 --> 01:20:25,085
剩下那女的我一个人就干掉了
1074
01:20:25,253 --> 01:20:26,015
不要 不要
1075
01:20:26,188 --> 01:20:27,052
闭嘴
1076
01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:29,282
杀人那是强盗干的事
1077
01:20:29,891 --> 01:20:31,415
输了手艺杀人
1078
01:20:31,626 --> 01:20:33,526
那传出去才折了我的面子呢
1079
01:20:53,648 --> 01:20:54,916
谢了
1080
01:20:54,916 --> 01:20:56,008
慢着
1081
01:20:57,953 --> 01:21:00,217
我救你是爱你这个才
1082
01:21:00,388 --> 01:21:02,948
但是我的忍耐也是有限度的
1083
01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:06,188
咱俩交个手以成败论结果
1084
01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:07,927
你说
1085
01:21:08,897 --> 01:21:10,262
按行里的话讲
1086
01:21:10,432 --> 01:21:12,024
贼输一眼
1087
01:21:12,567 --> 01:21:15,968
说你看着那傻小子 我取他的钱
1088
01:21:16,104 --> 01:21:17,332
我取不到 我下车
1089
01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:19,097
我取到了
1090
01:21:19,241 --> 01:21:21,072
钱还归你 但你得归我了
1091
01:21:21,643 --> 01:21:22,940
这不算欺负你吧
1092
01:21:24,946 --> 01:21:26,345
就这么说喽
1093
01:21:26,982 --> 01:21:28,347
车厢里见
1094
01:21:42,697 --> 01:21:45,367
黎叔 今天您又给我上了一课
1095
01:21:45,367 --> 01:21:46,265
不说了
1096
01:21:47,402 --> 01:21:49,370
下了车咱们开香堂
1097
01:21:51,206 --> 01:21:52,537
四眼你过来
1098
01:21:55,343 --> 01:21:56,310
过来
1099
01:22:03,018 --> 01:22:04,918
叔对你没有偏见
1100
01:22:05,153 --> 01:22:07,144
顶多也就是恨铁不成钢
1101
01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:12,086
你也得理解当大哥的难处
1102
01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:14,194
有赏就得有罚
1103
01:22:16,631 --> 01:22:20,294
那叔就给你留个念想吧
1104
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:40,144
你又和人交手啦
1105
01:22:40,588 --> 01:22:42,055
对
1106
01:22:42,490 --> 01:22:44,355
我把自己也赌上去了
1107
01:22:44,659 --> 01:22:46,456
一局定输赢
1108
01:22:46,594 --> 01:22:49,529
免得这批恶狼
轮着番来欺负我们
1109
01:22:54,469 --> 01:22:56,767
都是我害你惹祸上身的
1110
01:22:59,607 --> 01:23:01,666
好人不是那么好当的
1111
01:23:02,310 --> 01:23:04,278
扒你三层皮都算轻的
1112
01:23:31,606 --> 01:23:33,233
我揽的事我自己担
1113
01:23:34,209 --> 01:23:36,734
真要是闹炸了我就报警
1114
01:23:37,412 --> 01:23:39,175
别把你也给搭进去
1115
01:23:41,649 --> 01:23:43,776
现在已经不是你的事了
1116
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,181
我不能认这个栽
1117
01:23:48,123 --> 01:23:49,818
我必须赢这一局
1118
01:24:14,416 --> 01:24:15,815
现在广播通知
1119
01:24:16,117 --> 01:24:17,584
现在广播通知
1120
01:24:17,752 --> 01:24:21,347
我们的列车上
有一位危重的病人需要献血
1121
01:24:21,523 --> 01:24:22,387
请广大旅客
1122
01:24:22,557 --> 01:24:24,457
发扬革命的人道主义精神
1123
01:24:24,626 --> 01:24:26,321
去乘务员车厢献血
1124
01:24:27,228 --> 01:24:30,163
现在广播通知 现在广播通知
1125
01:24:31,266 --> 01:24:33,063
一次抽多少血
1126
01:24:34,502 --> 01:24:35,560
一杯
1127
01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:37,329
那我身上有多少血
1128
01:24:37,505 --> 01:24:38,529
一盆
1129
01:24:38,706 --> 01:24:40,196
那我给他献一杯吧
1130
01:24:46,581 --> 01:24:47,809
大哥 你怎么变了
1131
01:24:49,217 --> 01:24:50,343
我重新做人了
1132
01:24:51,252 --> 01:24:53,152
已经有人去了嘛
1133
01:24:53,421 --> 01:24:54,718
抽完血要头晕的
1134
01:24:55,423 --> 01:24:56,822
我不怕
1135
01:24:57,225 --> 01:24:58,886
庙里的人常跟我说
1136
01:24:59,227 --> 01:25:01,286
救人一命胜造七级浮屠
1137
01:25:01,463 --> 01:25:03,658
你可想清楚 这是无偿献血
1138
01:25:04,199 --> 01:25:05,291
人家可不给钱的
1139
01:25:05,467 --> 01:25:06,661
我知道是白给
1140
01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:08,827
要不怎么叫无偿献血
1141
01:25:09,204 --> 01:25:10,762
大哥 你献不献
1142
01:25:19,514 --> 01:25:21,175
大哥 你也献一杯去吧
1143
01:25:22,650 --> 01:25:23,514
行
1144
01:25:23,918 --> 01:25:25,783
就算我毁在你手里 来
1145
01:25:26,621 --> 01:25:28,111
好 你跟大哥去
1146
01:25:28,289 --> 01:25:30,621
献完血姐带你到餐车好好吃吃
1147
01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:31,724
请
1148
01:27:21,402 --> 01:27:24,701
你输了
1149
01:27:34,282 --> 01:27:35,408
傻根
1150
01:27:35,717 --> 01:27:37,014
我不去了
1151
01:27:37,619 --> 01:27:38,881
怎么了
1152
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:40,016
我怕血
1153
01:27:40,355 --> 01:27:42,414
那你还跟着我干什么 陪我姐去吧
1154
01:28:03,544 --> 01:28:05,876
一定是拿包的老头打的托
1155
01:28:46,387 --> 01:28:47,513
钱给掉包了
1156
01:28:47,655 --> 01:28:49,520
全部是假的
1157
01:29:16,451 --> 01:29:17,782
行啊
1158
01:29:19,487 --> 01:29:22,012
跟我玩狸猫换太子
1159
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:28,420
黎叔看得起你才跟你过招
1160
01:29:30,498 --> 01:29:32,932
偷奸耍猾呀你是
1161
01:29:36,871 --> 01:29:39,897
想什么呢 肯定是你呀
1162
01:29:45,079 --> 01:29:47,946
我可以负责任地告诉你
1163
01:29:48,116 --> 01:29:50,175
黎叔很生气
1164
01:29:50,651 --> 01:29:54,052
后果很严重
1165
01:30:02,697 --> 01:30:03,891
钱被调包了
1166
01:30:04,031 --> 01:30:05,658
会不会是他手下干的
1167
01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:07,596
也许早就被人家换了
1168
01:30:08,169 --> 01:30:10,660
一定还有高人 我们被耍了
1169
01:30:13,141 --> 01:30:14,039
来得正好
1170
01:30:14,175 --> 01:30:14,971
铁勇
1171
01:30:15,143 --> 01:30:15,939
麻烦你一下
1172
01:30:16,077 --> 01:30:18,443
叫你的人到六号车厢去一趟
1173
01:30:18,646 --> 01:30:20,204
协助我的人控制一下那的局面
1174
01:30:20,581 --> 01:30:21,946
千万别惊着那俩疑犯
1175
01:30:24,552 --> 01:30:25,746
是被通缉的吗这俩
1176
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:26,887
我觉得就是
1177
01:30:27,155 --> 01:30:28,816
通缉令上的也不是照片
1178
01:30:29,056 --> 01:30:31,581
是根据事主的描述画像
1179
01:30:31,726 --> 01:30:33,421
男的叫王薄 女的叫王丽
1180
01:30:38,466 --> 01:30:40,434
打劫 打劫
1181
01:30:41,836 --> 01:30:44,464
打 打 打
1182
01:30:44,639 --> 01:30:47,767
打 打
1183
01:30:49,877 --> 01:30:50,741
劫
1184
01:30:50,845 --> 01:30:51,869
对 打劫
1185
01:30:52,013 --> 01:30:53,913
我最烦你们这些打劫的
1186
01:30:54,048 --> 01:30:55,640
一点技术含量都没有
1187
01:30:57,251 --> 01:30:58,650
都坐下 坐好了
1188
01:30:59,153 --> 01:31:00,552
打劫知道吗
1189
01:31:06,093 --> 01:31:07,754
你是不是有点害怕呀
1190
01:31:12,767 --> 01:31:15,565
没事 你要有什么事你就跟我说
1191
01:31:21,108 --> 01:31:22,075
各种卡啊
1192
01:31:22,543 --> 01:31:23,737
快主动啊
1193
01:31:23,911 --> 01:31:25,674
让你不给我
1194
01:31:26,914 --> 01:31:28,006
你这是什么东西
1195
01:31:29,116 --> 01:31:30,481
大哥
1196
01:31:30,852 --> 01:31:32,183
稍等一会
1197
01:31:32,620 --> 01:31:35,214
我要劫个色
1198
01:31:36,757 --> 01:31:37,849
IC
1199
01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:39,217
IP
1200
01:31:39,527 --> 01:31:40,858
IQ卡
1201
01:31:41,195 --> 01:31:45,188
通通告诉我密码
1202
01:31:45,666 --> 01:31:46,655
报告打劫的
1203
01:31:46,968 --> 01:31:47,935
没有IQ卡
1204
01:31:48,169 --> 01:31:49,033
自觉点 交出来
1205
01:31:49,170 --> 01:31:50,637
怎么没有
1206
01:31:50,838 --> 01:31:53,136
我有IQ 你没有
1207
01:31:53,541 --> 01:31:56,601
把你的给我 我不就有了吗
1208
01:31:56,744 --> 01:32:00,077
给你 你 你 你也用不了
1209
01:32:00,948 --> 01:32:03,712
把密码给我 我就能用
1210
01:32:03,885 --> 01:32:05,113
没有密码
1211
01:32:05,653 --> 01:32:06,984
IQ是智商
1212
01:32:07,154 --> 01:32:08,917
智商是什么东西 拿来
1213
01:32:09,056 --> 01:32:10,250
智商是脑子
1214
01:32:10,558 --> 01:32:13,083
哎呀 真笨 他说你没脑子
1215
01:32:13,261 --> 01:32:15,195
你才没脑子呢
1216
01:32:15,563 --> 01:32:19,090
不是我说你没脑子
是他说你没脑子
1217
01:32:19,667 --> 01:32:21,259
你咒我没脑子你
1218
01:32:21,769 --> 01:32:23,703
我没有说你没脑子
1219
01:32:23,838 --> 01:32:25,169
我说你缺心眼
1220
01:32:25,339 --> 01:32:28,240
我让你缺脑袋你信不信
1221
01:32:28,609 --> 01:32:29,837
手 手里什么东西
1222
01:32:29,977 --> 01:32:31,205
手 手里什么东西
1223
01:32:31,245 --> 01:32:32,906
钱 钱 钱
1224
01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:33,944
钱你不拿来
1225
01:32:34,081 --> 01:32:35,070
这是孝敬我爹的
1226
01:32:35,283 --> 01:32:37,012
我现在就是你爹
1227
01:32:41,789 --> 01:32:42,983
拿出来
1228
01:32:43,824 --> 01:32:45,121
把这交出来 交
1229
01:32:47,728 --> 01:32:48,888
大哥
1230
01:32:49,030 --> 01:32:49,962
他耍我
1231
01:32:50,064 --> 01:32:51,031
不是说过嘛
1232
01:32:51,132 --> 01:32:52,190
你以为我傻呢是吧
1233
01:32:52,700 --> 01:32:55,328
这是给死人用的纸钱
1234
01:32:57,104 --> 01:32:58,298
严肃点 严肃点
1235
01:32:58,706 --> 01:33:01,266
不许笑 我们这打劫呢
1236
01:33:04,078 --> 01:33:09,641
就你觉得这个事有意思吗
1237
01:33:11,319 --> 01:33:14,254
那你认识这个是什么吗
1238
01:33:14,388 --> 01:33:15,616
斧子
1239
01:33:17,625 --> 01:33:18,922
腰
1240
01:33:19,093 --> 01:33:20,060
腰 腰 腰
1241
01:33:20,227 --> 01:33:21,854
腰藏着什么
1242
01:33:22,263 --> 01:33:23,662
没什么
1243
01:33:24,165 --> 01:33:25,723
不信你摸
1244
01:33:31,672 --> 01:33:33,264
你让我摸的啊
1245
01:33:40,047 --> 01:33:41,605
摸到了吗
1246
01:33:42,016 --> 01:33:43,176
什么呀
1247
01:33:46,354 --> 01:33:47,719
什么呀
1248
01:33:48,656 --> 01:33:50,749
摸着什么了你说话呀
1249
01:33:52,693 --> 01:33:53,717
枪
1250
01:33:53,894 --> 01:33:55,054
不许动 警察
1251
01:33:55,262 --> 01:33:56,126
不许动
1252
01:33:57,898 --> 01:33:59,763
别动 我们是警察 把枪放下
1253
01:34:02,136 --> 01:34:02,898
没想到吧
1254
01:34:03,070 --> 01:34:04,367
你没有想到是我吧
1255
01:34:04,839 --> 01:34:05,806
蹲下
1256
01:34:08,709 --> 01:34:09,937
站起来
1257
01:34:12,813 --> 01:34:14,041
站起来
1258
01:34:14,181 --> 01:34:15,045
我好人啊
1259
01:34:15,216 --> 01:34:16,080
起来
1260
01:34:18,452 --> 01:34:19,350
你
1261
01:34:21,188 --> 01:34:23,383
我没有打劫啊
1262
01:34:23,758 --> 01:34:25,248
有别的事找你
1263
01:34:26,427 --> 01:34:28,793
还有你 起来
1264
01:34:37,905 --> 01:34:39,338
铐上吧 我被捕了
1265
01:34:40,241 --> 01:34:41,208
哎哟
1266
01:34:41,742 --> 01:34:45,769
您觉得咱俩演这出苦肉戏
能骗过那些警察吗
1267
01:34:48,015 --> 01:34:51,416
我也是不得已才出此下策
1268
01:34:55,122 --> 01:34:56,953
等不了下一站停车
1269
01:34:57,091 --> 01:35:00,754
胖子和四眼就得把咱们给供出去
1270
01:35:01,862 --> 01:35:03,955
胖子知道我身上有命案
1271
01:35:04,165 --> 01:35:06,497
把我供出去就是将功赎罪
1272
01:35:16,744 --> 01:35:18,371
那您就不怕我把您给卖啦
1273
01:35:28,289 --> 01:35:30,280
下面 咱俩怎么办呀
1274
01:35:31,158 --> 01:35:33,092
等
1275
01:35:37,965 --> 01:35:40,763
还有十几分钟车就到站了
1276
01:35:41,469 --> 01:35:42,902
车一停
1277
01:35:43,037 --> 01:35:45,801
下边的警察就得上来押犯人
1278
01:35:47,174 --> 01:35:50,143
警察 乘警 便衣
1279
01:35:50,978 --> 01:35:52,809
他们不一定都认识
1280
01:35:53,948 --> 01:35:56,246
你趁乱就把我押下去
1281
01:35:56,550 --> 01:35:59,018
打劫的经过呢我们都了解了
1282
01:35:59,186 --> 01:36:00,517
你给签个字吧
1283
01:36:03,524 --> 01:36:05,424
你身上为什么带那么多冥币啊
1284
01:36:05,893 --> 01:36:07,155
道上买的
1285
01:36:07,394 --> 01:36:08,361
用途
1286
01:36:08,462 --> 01:36:09,827
行贿
1287
01:36:10,231 --> 01:36:11,255
贿赂谁
1288
01:36:11,499 --> 01:36:12,830
路上的小鬼
1289
01:36:14,201 --> 01:36:16,761
你这年龄不大 怎么也信这个
1290
01:36:17,271 --> 01:36:18,568
这话得两说啊
1291
01:36:18,906 --> 01:36:21,875
如果人死如灯灭的话
那就是一堆废纸
1292
01:36:22,009 --> 01:36:24,102
但是如果人死到
另外一个世界的话
1293
01:36:24,311 --> 01:36:26,142
那里的鬼也喜欢钱
1294
01:36:27,281 --> 01:36:28,578
那句话怎么说的来着
1295
01:36:28,883 --> 01:36:29,941
有钱能使鬼推磨
1296
01:36:30,217 --> 01:36:30,911
对吧
1297
01:36:31,051 --> 01:36:33,918
心里老揣着鬼可不是件好事啊
1298
01:36:34,121 --> 01:36:37,147
你说得对 回头我把这个给丢了
1299
01:36:38,359 --> 01:36:40,520
献血的小伙子是不是
跟你们坐一个车厢的
1300
01:36:40,828 --> 01:36:41,522
对呀
1301
01:36:41,862 --> 01:36:42,419
他晕血
1302
01:36:44,265 --> 01:36:45,596
不过现在没事了
1303
01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:48,092
医生给他打了一针安定
1304
01:36:48,335 --> 01:36:49,563
他在哪
1305
01:36:49,970 --> 01:36:51,232
卧铺
1306
01:37:03,050 --> 01:37:06,178
真希望他能够永远
一直这样睡下去
1307
01:37:07,888 --> 01:37:09,480
不要醒过来
1308
01:37:09,957 --> 01:37:11,117
那简单啊
1309
01:37:11,325 --> 01:37:13,919
叫医生把安定的量加大
1310
01:37:14,161 --> 01:37:17,187
他就一辈子都醒不过来了
1311
01:37:21,402 --> 01:37:24,462
这样他就不会对这个世界感到失望
1312
01:37:27,975 --> 01:37:30,967
永远都活在天下无贼的梦里
1313
01:38:01,675 --> 01:38:03,609
别胡思乱想
1314
01:38:04,912 --> 01:38:07,107
我们赶快下车
1315
01:38:27,201 --> 01:38:28,532
正式认识一下
1316
01:38:28,936 --> 01:38:30,028
我是警察
1317
01:38:31,305 --> 01:38:33,432
二位的身份就不用介绍了吧
1318
01:38:33,607 --> 01:38:35,131
咱们彼此心里都清楚
1319
01:38:37,444 --> 01:38:39,036
是他调的包
1320
01:38:39,413 --> 01:38:41,540
该物归原主了
1321
01:38:45,452 --> 01:38:46,680
找地方先坐下
1322
01:38:55,529 --> 01:38:56,655
咱们长话短说
1323
01:38:57,298 --> 01:38:59,266
有件事我一直没看明白
1324
01:38:59,433 --> 01:39:00,957
想请教你们二位
1325
01:39:01,135 --> 01:39:02,602
你们是贼
1326
01:39:02,970 --> 01:39:05,461
为什么这一路都护着傻根
1327
01:39:06,307 --> 01:39:10,038
就因为这孩子忠厚老实
你们就良心发现 心软了
1328
01:39:10,744 --> 01:39:12,541
那不偷他就完了呗
1329
01:39:12,947 --> 01:39:15,745
干吗还为了他和道上的人结怨呢
1330
01:39:21,221 --> 01:39:23,246
这也不是什么丢人的事
1331
01:39:23,390 --> 01:39:25,688
说说 说说心里都怎么想的
1332
01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:27,957
没什么好说的
1333
01:39:28,562 --> 01:39:30,496
吃错药了行吗
1334
01:39:32,199 --> 01:39:33,598
我怀孕了
1335
01:39:33,734 --> 01:39:35,031
怕遭报应
1336
01:39:35,202 --> 01:39:37,067
想做善事积点德
1337
01:39:37,338 --> 01:39:38,965
我们就这么想的
1338
01:39:40,541 --> 01:39:42,133
入情入理
1339
01:39:43,077 --> 01:39:46,240
这回头我写报告的时候
这事我就能给说圆了
1340
01:39:47,548 --> 01:39:50,073
抓你们俩人归案
这是我的职责所在
1341
01:39:50,284 --> 01:39:52,115
这点我是绝对不会手软的
1342
01:39:52,753 --> 01:39:54,118
不过说心里话啊
1343
01:39:55,189 --> 01:39:57,453
我对你们二位干的这件事
1344
01:39:57,658 --> 01:39:59,785
心里头怀有敬意 真的
1345
01:40:00,728 --> 01:40:02,696
其实我早就可以抓你们了
1346
01:40:03,163 --> 01:40:05,654
就你们俩人合伙
诈骗人家宝马车那事
1347
01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:07,228
就够重判你们的
1348
01:40:09,203 --> 01:40:12,366
我就是想看着你们
把这出戏给演完了
1349
01:40:12,606 --> 01:40:16,235
护着傻根 也是想成全
你们二位一番美意
1350
01:40:17,211 --> 01:40:20,510
我只是想知道
你是什么时候调的包
1351
01:40:20,647 --> 01:40:22,137
灭火的时候
1352
01:40:24,284 --> 01:40:28,721
忙活了半天
绕来绕去就为了六万块冥币
1353
01:40:29,356 --> 01:40:31,324
差点把命给搭进去
1354
01:40:33,460 --> 01:40:36,293
我们真的傻到家了
1355
01:40:37,564 --> 01:40:39,498
请你帮个忙行吗
1356
01:40:39,767 --> 01:40:41,530
钱已经回去了
1357
01:40:42,169 --> 01:40:44,660
答应我不要
让他知道身边有那么多贼
1358
01:40:46,507 --> 01:40:48,236
好吧
1359
01:40:48,409 --> 01:40:49,740
我答应你
1360
01:40:51,678 --> 01:40:54,078
钱包我自己拿回来了啊
1361
01:40:54,314 --> 01:40:57,044
你偷我钱包这事
回头报告里我就不写了
1362
01:40:57,217 --> 01:40:58,343
你还翻了我们的行李了
1363
01:40:58,519 --> 01:40:59,611
是搜查
1364
01:41:03,157 --> 01:41:05,489
这张照片我得借用一下
1365
01:41:05,692 --> 01:41:07,159
不用还了
1366
01:41:07,294 --> 01:41:08,556
留个纪念吧
1367
01:41:09,496 --> 01:41:11,487
反正我们见面的机会不多了
1368
01:41:11,632 --> 01:41:13,725
你们俩以后见面的机会也不多了
1369
01:41:15,469 --> 01:41:16,868
过一会车就进站了
1370
01:41:18,338 --> 01:41:20,636
俩人说说交心话吧
1371
01:41:21,642 --> 01:41:22,870
我就不打扰了
1372
01:41:37,724 --> 01:41:39,385
那伙贼我们正审着
1373
01:41:39,860 --> 01:41:41,623
给下一站已经布署好了
1374
01:41:41,862 --> 01:41:43,557
到站就把他们押下去
1375
01:41:45,099 --> 01:41:46,896
你跟那对鸳鸯摊牌了吗
1376
01:41:47,734 --> 01:41:52,398
要不是有前科
我真有心放他们俩一马
1377
01:41:54,274 --> 01:41:56,868
胖子他们要是把您给卖了
1378
01:41:57,211 --> 01:41:58,610
您恨他们吗
1379
01:41:58,846 --> 01:42:03,283
人不为已 天诛地灭
1380
01:42:03,851 --> 01:42:06,319
太不仗义了吧
1381
01:42:06,653 --> 01:42:08,280
仗义
1382
01:42:08,555 --> 01:42:11,490
那都是说给别人听的戏文
1383
01:42:11,725 --> 01:42:13,488
你要记住
1384
01:42:13,861 --> 01:42:16,421
想在道上安身立命
1385
01:42:16,563 --> 01:42:19,532
就五个字 无毒不丈夫
1386
01:42:23,871 --> 01:42:25,395
黎叔啊
1387
01:42:25,739 --> 01:42:28,367
我知道您是个明白人
1388
01:42:28,709 --> 01:42:31,576
您也一定不会怪我的
1389
01:42:31,845 --> 01:42:33,904
那我就真把您交给警察了
1390
01:42:35,782 --> 01:42:37,306
警察
1391
01:42:37,451 --> 01:42:38,645
我投案
1392
01:42:38,785 --> 01:42:40,218
站那别动
1393
01:42:47,294 --> 01:42:48,226
靠墙站着
1394
01:42:48,362 --> 01:42:49,158
主犯在包厢里
1395
01:42:49,329 --> 01:42:51,797
我已经把他给铐上了
我是从犯
1396
01:42:51,965 --> 01:42:53,592
把帽子摘下来
1397
01:42:55,769 --> 01:42:57,669
起来 起来
1398
01:43:00,507 --> 01:43:02,771
你们俩演的这是哪一出啊
1399
01:43:04,845 --> 01:43:07,541
大意了 大意了
1400
01:43:07,881 --> 01:43:10,475
没想到让这 丫头给玩了
1401
01:43:11,251 --> 01:43:15,187
那成语怎么说来着
1402
01:43:17,925 --> 01:43:19,825
作 作
1403
01:43:21,461 --> 01:43:23,588
怎么怎么就自缚
1404
01:43:24,198 --> 01:43:25,597
作茧自缚吧
1405
01:43:25,766 --> 01:43:26,630
对
1406
01:43:27,301 --> 01:43:28,461
对对对
1407
01:43:28,936 --> 01:43:30,904
你这就作茧自缚
1408
01:43:33,807 --> 01:43:35,297
给他换副铐子
1409
01:43:37,277 --> 01:43:38,642
钥匙呢
1410
01:43:42,015 --> 01:43:44,449
我们的路已经走到头了
1411
01:43:46,820 --> 01:43:48,981
趁孩子还没成人形
1412
01:43:50,691 --> 01:43:52,022
我们把他给做了吧
1413
01:43:52,492 --> 01:43:53,925
你敢
1414
01:43:55,229 --> 01:43:58,426
可是我不想让孩子
一生下来就替我们背黑锅
1415
01:44:00,467 --> 01:44:02,401
你给我记住
1416
01:44:04,304 --> 01:44:06,431
孩子平安你平安
1417
01:44:06,974 --> 01:44:08,942
孩子如果有事
1418
01:44:10,444 --> 01:44:11,741
我让你偿命
1419
01:44:18,285 --> 01:44:19,775
姓王的
1420
01:44:21,255 --> 01:44:23,416
你也不是没见过
1421
01:44:25,359 --> 01:44:27,759
我怕死吗
1422
01:46:57,744 --> 01:46:58,870
傻根的包在他那
1423
01:47:03,450 --> 01:47:04,109
放开我
1424
01:47:06,620 --> 01:47:07,780
放开我
1425
01:47:07,921 --> 01:47:08,945
你别去
1426
01:47:09,156 --> 01:47:10,885
傻根的事我帮你办
1427
01:47:11,091 --> 01:47:12,615
你听我说
1428
01:47:12,759 --> 01:47:16,456
我不想让我们的孩子在监狱里出生
1429
01:47:39,586 --> 01:47:40,644
走吧
1430
01:47:45,559 --> 01:47:47,823
别扔下我跟孩子
1431
01:48:48,788 --> 01:48:49,812
别挡道
1432
01:48:49,956 --> 01:48:52,151
把包放下来 我让你走
1433
01:48:56,229 --> 01:48:58,094
没有可能
1434
01:48:59,232 --> 01:49:01,325
你过得了我吗
1435
01:49:02,702 --> 01:49:04,795
我想试试
1436
01:50:05,632 --> 01:50:07,896
这不让走吗
1437
01:50:08,301 --> 01:50:09,700
晓得 晓得
1438
01:50:10,036 --> 01:50:11,936
辛苦了小鬼
1439
01:50:34,160 --> 01:50:35,787
摸出来了吗 老鬼
1440
01:50:39,132 --> 01:50:40,622
那自己戴上吧
1441
01:51:16,870 --> 01:51:18,735
看见我特倒胃口吧
1442
01:51:42,228 --> 01:51:43,388
别等了
1443
01:51:43,730 --> 01:51:44,719
他走了
1444
01:51:46,199 --> 01:51:48,292
等我吃完了你再说
1445
01:52:19,799 --> 01:52:25,999
记得那一天上帝安排我们见了面
1446
01:52:27,240 --> 01:52:32,542
我知道我已经看到了春天
1447
01:52:34,347 --> 01:52:41,276
记得那一天带着想你的日夜期盼
1448
01:52:42,088 --> 01:52:47,754
迫切地不知道何时再相见
1449
01:52:49,162 --> 01:52:55,931
记得那一天等待在心中点起火焰
1450
01:52:56,903 --> 01:53:02,273
我仿佛看到了命运的中转
1451
01:53:03,977 --> 01:53:10,473
记得那一天你像是丢不掉的烟
1452
01:53:11,584 --> 01:53:17,022
弥漫着我再也驱赶不散
1453
01:53:18,324 --> 01:53:24,559
那一天那一天我丢掉了你
1454
01:53:26,099 --> 01:53:32,368
像个孩子失去了心爱的玩具
1455
01:53:33,039 --> 01:53:40,844
那一天那一天留在我心里
1456
01:53:41,147 --> 01:53:47,382
已烙上的印永远无法抹去
1457
01:54:03,102 --> 01:54:05,036
傻根的事已办妥
1458
01:54:05,305 --> 01:54:07,000
等着我
1459
01:54:23,056 --> 01:54:25,149
再过一阵子我也要当爹了
1460
01:54:26,125 --> 01:54:28,457
我媳妇跟你的吃像一样
1461
01:54:28,661 --> 01:54:31,027
生怕肚里的孩子营养不够
1462
01:54:34,133 --> 01:54:36,158
等孩子养大了别瞒着他
1463
01:54:36,369 --> 01:54:39,031
他爸爸是什么人跟他实话实说
1464
01:54:39,172 --> 01:54:40,139
不丢人
1465
01:55:57,317 --> 01:55:59,376
《知道不知道》
1466
01:55:59,552 --> 01:56:05,491
那天的云是否都已料到
1467
01:56:05,758 --> 01:56:11,719
所以脚步才轻巧
1468
01:56:12,699 --> 01:56:19,127
以免打扰到我们的时光
1469
01:56:19,372 --> 01:56:24,173
因为注定那么少
1470
01:56:25,678 --> 01:56:27,737
风
1471
01:56:28,047 --> 01:56:31,608
吹着白云飘
1472
01:56:31,985 --> 01:56:37,321
你到哪里去了
1473
01:56:37,724 --> 01:56:40,420
想你的时候
1474
01:56:40,660 --> 01:56:43,561
抬头微笑
1475
01:56:43,730 --> 01:56:48,133
知道不知道
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